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A Father's Love: Hunter Biden Spent Over $800,000 On Hookers and Strippers (Two Different Categories) While He Was Dodging Child Support Payments (and Also the IRS)
As the moose outside should have told you, Hunter Biden has been charged with a bunch of tax crimes, including three counts of tax evasion. I actually thought he had been charged with all of this already but I guess he wasn't charged -- I guess the Very Special Counsel David Weiss intended to dismiss these charges before ever actually bringing them.
But after the judge smoked him out -- catching him attempting to give Hunter Biden blanket immunity for all crimes he may have committed, while getting nothing in return -- I guess the Very Special Counsel feels obligated to now pretend to be an impartial prosecutor who represents the United States without fear or favor. I don't expect Biden to ever do a minute of time in jail. But do enjoy this exposure of what an absolute filthy degenerate scumbag he is.Hunter Biden lied to his struggling ex-wife and daughter & stopped support payments while he spent *millions* on cocaine, prostitutes, fast cars, and a luxury house in Venice. This is the same granddaughter President Biden refused to even acknowledge until recently.... -- Roger Severino (@RogerSeverino_) December 8, 2023He deleted that post, because he got which family Hunter Biden was abandoning mixed up: Hunter was actually dodging child support payments to his acknowledged children.
Roger Severino
@RogerSeverino_ Hunter Biden lied to his struggling ex-wife and daughters & stopped support payments while he spent *millions* on cocaine, prostitutes, fast cars, and a luxury house in Venice. Roger Severino
@RogerSeverino_ An earlier version of this tweet referred to the granddaughter Joe Biden would not acknowledge (until recently) but that was actually a different family abandoned by Hunter Biden. Sorry, sometimes hard to keep the multitude of Biden family scandals straight. Someone needs to produce a spreadsheet or a diagram...
Kyle Becker
@kylenabecker BREAKING Hunter Biden's 9 new charges mention he "subverted the payroll and tax withholding process of his own company, Owasco, PC by withdrawing millions... outside of the payroll and tax withholding process..." This was the same business that made direct payments to Joe Biden. The indictment adds, he "spent millions of dollars on an extravagant lifestyle rather than paying his tax bills." The charges add that Hunter Biden received more than $7 million in total gross income between 2016 and October 15, 2020. The only thing that Hunter Biden had to sell was his father's political influence to foreign actors. Damning.
I like that "women" and "adult entertainment" are SEPARATE expenses and that one is $683,212 and the other is $188,960. For a total of $872,172. pic.twitter.com/SJLLZ9m60u
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) December 8, 2023
(clinks glasses) "A toast -- to our hookers and our strippers: may they never meet." Never call a stripper a hooker. In fact, never call a stripper a stripper, or a hooker a hooker. Call them both "dancers" or "e-girls." Or models (of penis).
Mollie
@MZHemingway "Notably, in 2020, well after he had regained his sobriety, and when he finally filed his outstanding 2016, 2017, and 2018 Forms 1040, the Defendant did not direct any payments toward his tax liabilities for each of those years."
Reminder that Hunter Biden is not a criminal attorney but Patrick Ho, the man Hunter described as the “[expletive deleted] spy chief of China," paid him a million dollars when he was arrested. pic.twitter.com/SsmYBGSeoy
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) December 8, 2023
More at the first link.
Obviously, this is going to complicate Burisma Joe's "re"election schemes. And it makes the Very Special Counsel David Weiss look corrupt. I won't even insult Andrew McCarthy in quoting him:
The indictment is scathing in describing the younger Biden's unsavory lifestyle, his deep dishonesty, and his willful decision to evade tax liabilities on millions of dollars in income and instead spend the money on escorts, drugs, luxury goods, and the like. Hunter is portrayed as exactly the kind of tax cheat who should be prosecuted. In fact, he appears to be just the sort of elitist scoundrel abominated in the rhetoric of his father and Democrats -- privileged, addicted to consumption, producing little of real value, and greedily unwilling to pay his "fair share." But here's the problem: Just four months ago, the same David Weiss tried to bury the same tax case against the same Hunter Biden -- offering him a no-jail plea to two puny misdemeanors, a sweetheart deal so out of the ordinary that Weiss's minions could not answer a judge's simple questions about it, and that the ever-entitled Hunter's defense lawyers foolishly blew up over fear of a hypothetical prosecution on tougher charges that Weiss patently had no intention to bring. It is impossible to square Weiss's slamming of Hunter in the new indictment with the blind eye he turned toward Hunter in the failed plea bargain -- a submission in which the only narrative was a statement of facts sympathetic to Hunter, the drafting of which was clearly controlled by Hunter's lawyers, not the agents who investigated the case.Hunter Biden has been pursuing a strategy of suing and demanding criminal charges against anyone who says he's a criminal. Well, he's obviously a criminal. His father's fucking DOJ says he's a criminal, now that it's been smoked out of its efforts to give him a crooked sweetheart deal. What's next? Is he going to sue Joe Biden next? Even Joe Biden made a statement that shocked many, that he wouldn't even be interested in running again, if Trump weren't also running. Presidents, even fake ones, usually don't talk like that. They usually claim they're just so excited to get back to work for the American people and that the smell of America just invigorates them like red white and blue coffee.
President Biden said Tuesday that he might have retired after a single term of office if former President Donald Trump wasn't running in next year's election. "If Trump wasn't running, I'm not sure I'd be running," the 81-year-old president told a group of Democratic donors in Boston. "But we cannot let him win." The remark at a fundraiser was a stunning self-assessment of the implications of Biden's age. Biden already is the oldest-ever president and would be 86 if he completes a full second term in January 2029. Critics routinely highlight instances in which Biden appears confused or shares false memories -- and several polls this year found that about two-thirds of voters are concerned about Biden's mental acuity.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
-Oedipus
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 08, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: CAToken at December 08, 2023 02:36 PM (2+yws)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2023 02:36 PM (aQy7p)
For the record, I still think Trump's the weakest option for us and his absolute only chance is Biden running for a 2nd term. The Dems/Media know this as well.
I just hope Joe stays put.
Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2023 02:36 PM (wMRY8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2023 02:37 PM (RIvkX)
Necessary medical expenditures.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 02:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2023 02:37 PM (IG4Id)
Presidents, even fake ones, usually don't talk like that. They usually claim they're just so excited to get back to work for the American people and that the smell of America just invigorates them like red white and blue coffee.
I believe the doors are coming off the closing-in bus, or something.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 02:37 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 08, 2023 02:38 PM (aD39U)
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It's good to be a prince!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:38 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 08, 2023 02:38 PM (Mig/N)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 02:38 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2023 02:38 PM (63Dwl)
No media has been pushing it down my throat lately.
Look Squirrel!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2023 02:38 PM (qoGsy)
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Now do Rev. Al Sharpton
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2023 02:38 PM (RIvkX)
Hunter: I bought $800k of hookers and strippers and wasted the other $200k
Posted by: Montec at December 08, 2023 02:39 PM (Tll0L)
Trump is the stone to Biden's Sisyphus. Or vice versa.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 02:39 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: dantesed at December 08, 2023 02:39 PM (ks26b)
5 advices to men for a happy life
1) You should find a woman that helps you with the cleaning and the chores,
2) You should find a woman that is a good cook,
3) You should find a woman that you can trust and share your feelings with,
4) You should find a woman that enjoys making love to you,
5) Last and the most important thing is that these 4 women should never meet.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 02:39 PM (ynpvh)
Imagine how much Biden would hate being POTUS if the press treated him like the sub-degenerate he is.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 02:40 PM (Odg76)
All of his money was out on personal loans. The repayments just keep coming in.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2023 02:40 PM (krQz2)
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"Young ladies!"
-Nutty Professor
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2023 02:40 PM (RIvkX)
They can't carry Joe through the primaries. Governor Brylceem is going to have to harvest his own damn delegates.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2023 02:40 PM (Gse2f)
The charges add that Hunter Biden received more than $7 million in total gross income between 2016 and October 15, 2020.
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Call it $900k.
So he spent about 13% of his gross income on hookers, strippers and the like. That's staggering. Who the hell spends 13% of his gross on entertainment?
For a wage-earning pulling in, say, $75k per year, that would mean $812.50 per *month* on entertainment at the same ratio.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:40 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2023 02:40 PM (qoGsy)
So what is the problem ? They were really biological males so ther was no sexual harrasment per say ?????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 08, 2023 02:41 PM (Mig/N)
Chef's kiss: She's also short, fat, and ugly.
https://is.gd/vUbN81
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 02:41 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 02:41 PM (CsUN+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdeo7Q2E5cE
Posted by: bearski at December 08, 2023 02:41 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2023 02:38 PM (63Dwl)
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GEEK!
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2023 02:41 PM (krQz2)
What's next? Is he going to sue Joe Biden next?
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LOL.
No, but that would be hi-freaking-larious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:41 PM (zxP/x)
Who the fk withdraws $1.6M in cash from his ATM???
𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝕏ʰⁱᵗᵐᵃⁿ 🏴☠️ @imUrB00gieman 1h
That's an average of $1,095.00 per day for four years straight...
https://tinyurl.com/5n69tfed
[screencap of Fox's precis of the "expenses"]
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 08, 2023 02:41 PM (krqg6)
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That coffee is moldy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:41 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2023 02:42 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:42 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 08, 2023 02:42 PM (Mig/N)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Isn't 'gross' and 'net' pretty much the same for him?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2023 02:42 PM (qoGsy)
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That coffee is moldy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:41 PM (zxP/x)
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Don't blame him. The pretzels were making him thirsty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 02:42 PM (GBKbO)
Call them both "dancers" or "e-girls." Or models (of penis)."
Good advice from the voice of experience.
Posted by: Gerry Owen at December 08, 2023 02:42 PM (qySYq)
I'd accept Trial by Combat, or possibly Trial by Ordeal.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 02:43 PM (CsUN+)
For the record, I still think Trump's the weakest option for us and his absolute only chance is Biden running for a 2nd term. The Dems/Media know this as well.
I just hope Joe stays put.
Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2023 02:36 PM
I doubt that Trump is the weakest option. But if Biden stays vertical and the deep state doesn't take out RFK Jr, Biden has as much chance as JackStraw staying straight at a Dead concert.
Third parties are (D) killers. Especially with the 'gold standard' for name recognition like 'Kennedy'.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2023 02:43 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 08, 2023 02:44 PM (Gsmsg)
That way we can stop them from letting Alzheimer Joe be our president anymore. After 2024.
President Whitmer is going to be great!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 02:44 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 08, 2023 02:44 PM (Mig/N)
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From January, 2016 through October, 2020 is 58 months.
That's fifteen grand per *month* on average. If your whore habit hits $15k/month, you might have a problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:44 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2023 02:44 PM (Gse2f)
Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2023 02:44 PM (JojsZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 02:45 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 08, 2023 02:45 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: You won't believe this at December 08, 2023 02:45 PM (WLG+Q)
Posted by: m at December 08, 2023 02:45 PM (T7nlx)
But buying whores is illegal (at least, most places). Sounds to me more like these were gifts, legally speaking.
I wonder if 'ole Hunter paid the gift tax...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:45 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Hunter! at December 08, 2023 02:45 PM (YAtuc)
I agree. You can always find someone weaker. What I assume Blago means is that Trump is the weakest of the plausible candidates.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (CsUN+)
That's fifteen grand per *month* on average. If your whore habit hits $15k/month, you might have a problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:44 PM (zxP/x)
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But she says she loves him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2023 02:44 PM (JojsZ)
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Florida Man is much more honest and much less profligate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (zxP/x)
I just hope Joe stays put.
Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2023 02:36 PM (wMRY
Who is us?
You think you have a choice in the matter? You don't. Your nominee WILL be Donald Trump. Get over it.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (C/VHT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Divide by 30, carry the one....
Man!
$500/day!
Yeah, I could do that.
Not
Posted by: MkY at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (GGhOC)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (/i32d)
After all he was a hero in Vietnam like Lt. Calley was at My Lai .......
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (Mig/N)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (GBKbO)
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LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: R. Hunter Biden at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (JojsZ)
Posted by: You won't believe this
Plausible. We'll then be treated to years of the Dems telling us why this isn't corrupt.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 02:47 PM (CsUN+)
After all he was a hero in Vietnam like Lt. Calley was at My Lai .......
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (Mig/N)
I thought he was drinking Mai Tais...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
I'd accept Trial by Combat, or possibly Trial by Ordeal.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 02:43 PM (CsUN+)
Or one of those streaks in the sky that come from airplanes, a "con trial."
Posted by: m at December 08, 2023 02:47 PM (T7nlx)
Posted by: DaveA at December 08, 2023 02:47 PM (FhXTo)
That's fifteen grand per *month* on average. If your whore habit hits $15k/month, you might have a problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:44 PM (zxP/x)
$15k/month is a lot of money. Question is - how expensive were the whores? And thus - how many.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2023 02:47 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM (J8LnB)
But that doesn't protect Hunter from state charges.
Hunter never engaged in tax fraud in a red state?
Never hired hookers in a red state?
C'mon red state AGs, look into it!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: huerfano at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM (Gsmsg)
Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: MikeN at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM (XygMV)
The PedoNazi is doing it all for US!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM (wtvvX)
But buying whores is illegal (at least, most places). Sounds to me more like these were gifts, legally speaking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:45 PM (zxP/x)
Maybe to mothers of his children?
Posted by: m at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM (T7nlx)
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM (I80YN)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM (Gse2f)
But that doesn't protect Hunter from state charges.
Hunter never engaged in tax fraud in a red state?
Never hired hookers in a red state?
C'mon red state AGs, look into it!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM (YAtuc)
Wrong jursidiction. Case thrown out. OHHHH YEAHHH!!!--Hawaiian Judge
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2023 02:47 PM (N39Ws)
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Top tier porn stars or the fat chick whose number is scrawled in the bathroom at the train station?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
I could see really high-end whores costing multiple thousands of dollars a session.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (V7HUc)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM (CsUN+)
What's comical is people coming here claiming there are other "plausible" candidates. Including the proprietor here.
There aren't.
You either get Trump, or you get nothing! Take your pick.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (dGCAG)
probably the same tax thing that was part of the plea deal that went sour. zzzzz
"What are the charges?" "Don't worry, we'll come up with something." Today's GOP: Smoke and mirrors, bread and circuses. Only without the bread.
But it's not the GOP. Why are federal prosecutors pursuing this?
The actual weaponizing of the DOJ! Fucking disgusting overcharging by a special counsel who is putty to right wing pressure.
This is what actual political persecution looks like. How many regular citizens are treated like this if their name isn't Biden? When the wealthy are caught cheating on their taxes, they make a deal with the IRS and go on about their business.
H. Biden paid the back taxes. Usually at that point, there isn't prosecution. This time there is. A man who is probably the 1st person ever prosecuted solely for falsely checking "no" on the Federal Firearms form 4773 question F, a box that millions of others have falsely checked off without a 2nd thought and nary a consequence.
The cruelty is the point.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (JCZqz)
They are fair game now.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (krQz2)
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None of the crimes Hunter's charged for touch Joe.
It's not "the Bidens", it's Hunter, and even then, it's limited and will be dealt with by fines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
The rest he wasted.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (V7HUc)
was Hunter your proxy?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (ynpvh)
Depends on how high class you get.
I've heard - several years ago - that a classy "escort" runs $2K an evening.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: OJ at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (WLG+Q)
I especially liked the part where Jones says they've caught Biden walking naked around the White House pumped full of drugs.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2023 02:46 PM
That behavior of walking around naked at night among dementia patients is so common it's not the least bit surprising.
The only thing surprising would be if it didn't happen.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2023 02:50 PM (enJYY)
For a wage-earning pulling in, say, $75k per year, that would mean $812.50 per *month* on entertainment at the same ratio.
....
Dave Ramsey does not approve.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 08, 2023 02:50 PM (N59OF)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 08, 2023 02:50 PM (FL9yc)
/As Bongino is pointing out, they can't go there because it leads directly to DogEater and F. Joe corruption
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 08, 2023 02:50 PM (W6rtH)
Me neither. But I suck at predictions.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 08, 2023 02:50 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2023 02:50 PM (I80YN)
I could see really high-end whores costing multiple thousands of dollars a session.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (YAtuc)
Judging from his laptop photos, he was more interested in quantity than quality...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 08, 2023 02:51 PM (wtvvX)
Something tells me ol' Hunter was going for quantity over quality.
So, I doubt the $15k/month was going to a A-list porn star "girlfriend experience" sessions.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 08, 2023 02:51 PM (Mzdiz)
The actual weaponizing of the DOJ! Fucking disgusting overcharging by a special counsel who is putty to right wing pressure.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (JCZqz)
Amazing. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 02:51 PM (ynpvh)
They are fair game now.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (krQz2)
Was gonna say I'll take the Corvette, but nah.
There's only so much an adult diaper can do.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 02:51 PM (dGCAG)
That's not so bad except that he pees on all the portraits.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2023 02:51 PM (Gsmsg)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (JCZqz)
Those soytards don't know what cruelty is.
Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2023 02:51 PM (sm6Pk)
- Your media betters.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 08, 2023 02:51 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2023 02:52 PM (NpAcC)
I saw a price list for a Nevada brothel online a while ago.
Yeah, some of the things you could order cost multiple thousands of dollars.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2023 02:52 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 08, 2023 02:49 PM (JCZqz)
Amazing. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 02:51 PM (ynpvh)
Yep. Lavrenti Beria has turned on Stalin!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2023 02:52 PM (Gsmsg)
Me neither. But I suck at predictions.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 08, 2023 02:50 PM (MvF+J)
Honestly, Epstein didn't spend much time in jail either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 02:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (QxAkH)
That's not so bad except that he pees on all the portraits.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2023 02:51 PM (Gsmsg)
Which Biden? I mean, I can see Hunter doing that too...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (ynpvh)
And people wonder why the Biden's 3 dogs had to be removed for biting. Major, Champ, and Commander were true patriots and couldn't take living with those cretins any longer.
Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2023 02:47 PM (N39Ws)
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Per a quick web search for escorts in NYC, the "independent escorts" in an online meat market range from $300 to $1,000.
So $15k a month, which amounts to about $500 per day, would be in the "1-2 whores per calendar day" territory at those rates - though those rates probably requires various up-charges to seal the deal. So "1 whore per day" is probably the safer bet.
Assuming he didn't negotiate some weekly rate with multiples. I don't know how that kind of ... dickering ... usually works.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (zxP/x)
Me neither. But I suck at predictions.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 08, 2023 02:50 PM (MvF+J)
Honestly, Epstein didn't spend much time in jail either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 02:52 PM (ynpvh)
Nice.
Posted by: m at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (T7nlx)
Yeah, the whores in Hunter's photos don't appear to be all that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (YAtuc)
I'd accept Trial by Combat, or possibly Trial by Ordeal.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 02:43 PM (CsUN+)
A confession is not admissible without torture.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (aD39U)
Should be able to write that off somehow.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (N59OF)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (AEqM9)
I saw a price list for a Nevada brothel online a while ago.
Yeah, some of the things you could order cost multiple thousands of dollars.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2023 02:52 PM (YAtuc)
Free refills?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2023 02:48 PM
My house smell like cinnamon, vanilla and peaches. I'm making a cobbler.
Posted by: huerfano at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2023 02:54 PM (krQz2)
- Your media betters.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 08, 2023 02:51 PM (lTGtQ)
And the President only has just the one son.
Posted by: m at December 08, 2023 02:54 PM (T7nlx)
Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at December 08, 2023 02:54 PM (VEnD/)
Yeah, some of the things you could order cost multiple thousands of dollars.
I have no experience in this area, but I'd imagine the cost increases with both the beauty of the "lady" and the exoticism of the requests. I shudder to think what kind of kinks Hunter is in to.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 02:54 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 08, 2023 02:54 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2023 02:38 PM (qoGsy)
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I'm over here!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (QxAkH)
Sorry. Tried to look at your eyes, but your tail distracted me.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 02:54 PM (ynpvh)
Ummm. Trump?
"A man who is probably the 1st person ever prosecuted solely for falsely checking "no" on the Federal Firearms form 4773 question F, a box that millions of others have falsely checked off without a 2nd thought and nary a consequence."
I wonder if they realize the rest of the country thinks that lack of prosecutions is a problem?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 08, 2023 02:54 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2023 02:54 PM (HjfVN)
- Your media betters.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 08, 2023 02:51 PM (lTGtQ)
Hell, it's so damned obvious, Hunter should declare himself a woman. He could then wave his peener around anybody he wants. Heck, he could even kill somebody with his car. He'll be Time's Woman Of the Year next year.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 02:54 PM (dGCAG)
Clam down, he's only got a 50 point lead in polling over his primary rivals.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 08, 2023 02:54 PM (dZVON)
The top tier will run you in the $10K per night (this is to "rent" an A-list porn star type for the night)
This is for the billionaires. The $1K per night class is for the mere millionaires.
It's like Patek Philippe vs Rolex watches.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 08, 2023 02:55 PM (Mzdiz)
Biden is confirmed to have run around his house naked chasing one of his dogs, and also to have frequently used his pool in the nude when there were female Secret Service agents watching him. So that's about the least shocking thing Jones could say.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 08, 2023 02:55 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 08, 2023 02:55 PM (xT7BI)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 02:55 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I keep instant on hand for when I run out and don't want to make another pot. I am the only one that uses it, and I don't very often. Yesterday I had some and it tasted wrong. I didn't see any mold though.
Oh well, still alive so couldn't be that bad.
I want to say it tasted like Satan's asshole, but I have no idea what that would taste like. I imagine hot. This was not hot, it was chemically and had no coffee taste, but it had some kind of strong taste that was not hot or bitter or enjoyable at all.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 08, 2023 02:56 PM (4DEBm)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2023 02:38 PM (qoGsy)
I usually call that a "magpie moment"
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2023 02:56 PM (+krNS)
The Meghan Markle "yacht girl" types are more expensive than that, but are used mostly by Arab princes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2023 02:57 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 02:57 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2023 02:57 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Auspex at December 08, 2023 02:57 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 02:57 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 02:57 PM (fwDg9)
++++
Fixed it for you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:57 PM (zxP/x)
Assuming he didn't negotiate some weekly rate with multiples. I don't know how that kind of ... dickering ... usually works.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 02:53 PM (zxP/x)
$500 a day? Heck, I wouldn't need more than 2-3 days a week. $1000-1500 per week?
Would be cheaper than my divorce. Sign me up!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 02:57 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 08, 2023 02:58 PM (aD39U)
Gal asks if I wouldn't mind buying her a drink. I'm young, single, have some extra cash and fully understand she's not going home with me, so wtf, sure.
She orders a white zinfandel.
I laugh and say, "A stripper just ordered stripper juice?"
She switched to a much more expensive order. I got to see her taters. Everyone walked away happy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 08, 2023 02:58 PM (KbCG3)
"Not bitter or enjoyable" is just coffee.
Signed, everyone who hasn't gotten hooked on the crap.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 08, 2023 02:58 PM (2ocoG)
Oh well, still alive so couldn't be that bad.
I want to say it tasted like Satan's asshole, but I have no idea what that would taste like. I imagine hot. This was not hot, it was chemically and had no coffee taste, but it had some kind of strong taste that was not hot or bitter or enjoyable at all.
Are you sure you didn't grab the roach powder by mistake?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 02:58 PM (CsUN+)
Honestly, Epstein didn't spend much time in jail either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 02:52 PM (ynpvh)
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I said this before Epstein didn't kill himself.
If I was AG Bill Barr, I would have called the warden every morning and asked how Epstein was doing, and tell him that I want to hear lots from him soon.
Posted by: rd at December 08, 2023 02:58 PM (LzZxq)
I don't think so. He is "talking his book," that is, he is saying things not because they are true, but because he wants the public to use that justification.
This is the argument the DNC will use, this is their only real argument for biden 2 (or newsome, or whomever) -- you have to elect them or we get Trump. He is so bad that anything is better.
*Talking his book is a (old?) Wall St. term for when a trader talks up a company because he is trying to move the market. (ie, he has them in his portfolio) Not sure if still used, but it means everything he says is a lie and you have to listen to why his is saying, not what he is saying.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 08, 2023 02:58 PM (4DEBm)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 02:57 PM (PCK5/)
++++
I said the other day that he's probably already receiving AARP literature in the mail.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 08, 2023 02:59 PM (FL9yc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 08, 2023 02:54 PM (dZVON)
It's neck and neck!
Of course, if they decide to separate him from his, then it's only neck.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 02:59 PM (dGCAG)
That kind of explains the left's mindset with respect to "trans children".
Posted by: Ian S. at December 08, 2023 02:59 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 02:59 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at December 08, 2023 02:59 PM (5C4od)
@ABC7NY
23m
'Help is not on the way': Mayor Eric Adams speaks out after DC meetings on migrant crisis http://7ny.tv/3RwWONo
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2023 02:59 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Headline: Cervantes cartel declares bankruptcy after their primary customer is imprisoned.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 08, 2023 02:59 PM (lTGtQ)
Honestly, Epstein didn't spend much time in jail either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 02:52 PM (ynpvh)
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I said this before Epstein didn't kill himself.
If I was AG Bill Barr, I would have called the warden every morning and asked how Epstein was doing, and tell him that I want to hear lots from him soon.
Posted by: rd at December 08, 2023 02:58 PM (LzZxq)
Unless someone told you not to?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:00 PM (ynpvh)
It wasn't me, so that narrows it down a little.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 08, 2023 03:00 PM (MvF+J)
I said the other day that he's probably already receiving AARP literature in the mail.
From my experience, they begin sending you stuff much earlier than that.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 03:00 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Archimedes
Well, unless my wife keeps the roach powder in the Blendy (this is a brand of coffee) jar,....
Now why would she do that?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 08, 2023 03:00 PM (4DEBm)
Everyone in DC knew this.
They all knew all of this when Joe was running.
They all knew how disgusting Hunter was.
They all knew everything.
And they-- like Mitt Romney--did not say a word, instead DEFENDED, and still defend, the Bidens!
That's your Romney Republican Morals.
These are the same Republicans that sat through hours of sworn, secret testimony where every single witness said that the Russian Collusion was fake-- and said nothing for 3 fucking years while it dragged on.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 08, 2023 03:00 PM (TzW+Y)
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 08, 2023 03:00 PM (AmpGx)
At least stuff like that is more entertaining than "Tipper and I were the models for the characters in Love Story".
Posted by: Ian S. at December 08, 2023 03:00 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:00 PM (xcxpd)
If I was AG Bill Barr, I would have called the warden every morning and asked how Epstein was doing, and tell him that I want to hear lots from him soon.
Posted by: rd at December 08, 2023 02:58 PM (LzZxq)
You're assuming Barr wasn't involved in the discussion of what was happening in that cell.
I still believe there's a better than not chance Epstein is still alive somewhere. Living on an island, having the girls delivered to HIM, rather than him doing the delivering.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 03:01 PM (dGCAG)
It wasn't me, so that narrows it down a little.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 08, 2023 03:00 PM (MvF+J)
Trump obviously did it to embarass Joe Biden. Totally wasn't Hunter.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:01 PM (ynpvh)
Now why would she do that?
She loves you so much she wants to keep the roaches out of your digestive tract.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 08, 2023 03:01 PM (dZVON)
@ABC7NY
23m
'Help is not on the way': Mayor Eric Adams speaks out after DC meetings on migrant crisis http://7ny.tv/3RwWONo
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2023 02:59 PM (NpAcC)
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Save yourself. I'm done caring about the troubles of NYC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:01 PM (GBKbO)
Hunter's just schoolin' us on the good life. You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2023 03:01 PM (n+4am)
Is this how he classified his nose candy? Otherwise, that is an awful lot of Viagra.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2023 03:01 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2023 03:01 PM (PQ4m2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:01 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2023 03:02 PM (7OLR2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:00 PM (xcxpd)
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I was talking to a girl at work who does forensic accounting for fun (she's a trainer, we do financial software, she's in a master's program), and it was funny to listen to her talk about The Wolf of Wall Street.
"Really, what Belfort did wasn't that bad."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:02 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 08, 2023 03:02 PM (ntk8v)
That seems like a lot of money for companionship. Did they go out for milkshakes? Discuss physics or their favorite recording artists?
Did they (shudders, holds off throwing up)...cuddle?
Posted by: Auspex at December 08, 2023 03:02 PM (j4U/Z)
Is this how he classified his nose candy? Otherwise, that is an awful lot of Viagra.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2023 03:01 PM (N39Ws)
Those full mouth implants to rectify his meth- mouth do not come cheap…
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:02 PM (PCK5/)
@ABC7NY
23m
'Help is not on the way': Mayor Eric Adams speaks out after DC meetings on migrant crisis http://7ny.tv/3RwWONo
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2023 02:59 PM (NpAcC)
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Save yourself. I'm done caring about the troubles of NYC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:01 PM (GBKbO)
What's wrong?
I mean, he and his ilk WANTED illegal immigrants pouring in the US and didn't want the border fence and didn't want enforcement of the border. I mean, calling yourself a "sanctuary" used to mean something.
Yeah, I don't give.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:03 PM (ynpvh)
From my experience, they begin sending you stuff much earlier than that.
Posted by: Archimedes
Once I turned 50 I started getting bombarded not only by AARP but by local funeral homes wanting me to plan/pay for my demise.
Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2023 03:03 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 08, 2023 03:03 PM (hCt6Y)
https://is.gd/HYOJii
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:03 PM (zxP/x)
It also seems rigged to buy time against any impeachment charges being filed and for at least one Trump convictions to occur which would screw his campaign.
It is a high stakes game being played right now but if this trial can be pushed out beyond 2025 and Biden is re-elected this whole matter will be the legal and political equivalent of a still born baby and if he loses he can pardon Hunter and himself on the way out.
I can't imagine that this wasn't approved at the highest level of the Biden administration and very well could be a case of the king sacrificing the prince so the king's jiggly jill wife can keep getting her mail at the White House.
Sometimes a father's love for his drug addict son needs to be tough love.
Posted by: lost in space at December 08, 2023 03:04 PM (Lqt5D)
Hunter's just schoolin' us on the good life. You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2023 03:01 PM (n+4am)
::: trying to square that circle :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 08, 2023 03:00 PM (2ocoG)
He's like Chunk from the Goonies. He can't help himself, it's some sort of weird compulsion.
"Okay, it wasn't Michael Jackson, it was his sister!"
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at December 08, 2023 03:04 PM (5C4od)
https://is.gd/HYOJii
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:03 PM (zxP/x)
booty
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:04 PM (xcxpd)
Sure; why not? Hunter could sue Brandon, and Brandon could then counter sue for "something." And then they could settle Brandon's claim against Hunter for the next "car loan repayment." Easy peasy.
Posted by: Pope John 20th at December 08, 2023 03:04 PM (cYrkj)
Posted by: CAToken at December 08, 2023 03:05 PM (Os3Lc)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:05 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: MkY at December 08, 2023 03:05 PM (GGhOC)
Would be cheaper than my divorce. Sign me up!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 02:57 PM
I've heard of the so-called 'girlfriend experience' where an incredibly beautiful babe shows up, dons something unbelievably sexy, and the inevitable occurs. Might cost a grand.
Seems, in the long run, as long as someone doesn't overdue it, cheaper in the end.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2023 03:05 PM (enJYY)
Trump is still the most honest and moral man in Washington DC in the last 20 years.
That's how corrupt and immoral all of them are-- every single NeverTrump, every single Democrat.
But if we just dump Trump, and support a more reasonable Republican, they will finally have time to Work for America (tm) ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 08, 2023 03:05 PM (TzW+Y)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:05 PM (PCK5/)
++++
"Callipygian" is an adjective that means having beautifully shaped buttocks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:05 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 08, 2023 03:05 PM (MvF+J)
https://is.gd/HYOJii
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:03 PM (zxP/x)
booty
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:04 PM (xcxpd)
Not what I'm looking for.
Posted by: Pety Bootyjuice at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (ynpvh)
"I for one cannot wait to see how @GOPChairwoman is going to mess it all up."
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (B1FKF)
Get Him to the Greek is hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
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Yeah, AARP is still after me. The weird one is a student loan company wants me to take a loan and get a Bachelor's degree. Yeah, I want to listen to some fucker teach.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (ntk8v)
"Really, what Belfort did wasn't that bad."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:02 PM (GBKbO)
It's the glamor that draws you in
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (xcxpd)
"Seniors living with dementia are aware their memory is slipping away, and this leads to a great deal of confusion and turmoil. Many times, lying is just an unconscious defense mechanism called confabulation, which means your loved one is unconsciously replacing his or her lost memories with false ones. This happens because our brains constantly try to make sense of what is happening around us, and when memories become lost, the brain maintains sense of what’s going on by filling in missing moments with alternatives."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:00 PM (xcxpd)
All the fun with no accountability.
I'm kinda jealous, TBH.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:05 PM (PCK5/)
No.
Try Steatopygian.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (ynpvh)
"I for one cannot wait to see how @GOPChairwoman is going to mess it all up."
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (B1FKF)
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"We have 'lawyers' in a padded room in Philly ready to file charges at a moment's notice! Donate today!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
My wife just explained the Hunter thing to me; seems they were playing cribbage.
She said probably there was a lot of pegging going on.
Posted by: Auspex at December 08, 2023 03:07 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:05 PM (PCK5/)
++++
"Callipygian" is an adjective that means having beautifully shaped buttocks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:05 PM (zxP/x)
Ah the things one learns here at the HQ.. thanks Joe…
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:07 PM (PCK5/)
"Really, what Belfort did wasn't that bad."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:02 PM (GBKbO)
There's nothing wrong with blowing coke up a chick's bunghole so you can ream it with reckless abandon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
"Really, what Belfort did wasn't that bad."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:02 PM (GBKbO)
I suppose that's true, when you compare it to what the Oligarchs and governments do.
But's sorta like, you get knifed in the alley, and you're bleeding out, but you're a history major, and you think of Hitler and Stalin and Mao, and you think... what this Puerto Rican kid, who's rifling through my pockets as we speak, we he did is not that bad.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 03:07 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: lost in space at December 08, 2023 03:04 PM (Lqt5D)
I agree that this is well timed to set up a 5th amendment slew of responses for his scheduled congressional testimony.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at December 08, 2023 03:07 PM (5C4od)
Before Weiss was defending Biden. Now he is trying to force Biden out. But this has to happen very soon. So ramping up the pressure
Posted by: Navin Gewsome at December 08, 2023 03:07 PM (mvURQ)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 02:54 PM (dGCAG)
Only because he's famous and connected.
Otherwise, these days, they really look down on someone who troons out late in life, because they'll never look glamourous enough to make trooning more attractive to young people.
Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2023 03:08 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 08, 2023 03:08 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:05 PM (PCK5/)
No.
Try Steatopygian.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (ynpvh)
I knew it was “ pygian” something… do I get half credit???
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:08 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: lost in space
The high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue was my downfall.
Posted by: Billy Mumphrey at December 08, 2023 03:08 PM (4DEBm)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 08, 2023 03:08 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2023 03:08 PM (/i32d)
Yeah, AARP is still after me. The weird one is a student loan company wants me to take a loan and get a Bachelor's degree. Yeah, I want to listen to some fucker teach.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (ntk8v)
Similar. Sallie Mae has been bombarding me with emails about all the monies I can get for kollege.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2023 03:08 PM (N3zMI)
I'm kinda jealous, TBH.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
You never snorted blow, on the White House balcony, surrounded by your family.
At least I assume you haven't.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 03:09 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:08 PM (PCK5/)
++++
Sure.
Half credit for everyone!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:09 PM (zxP/x)
But's sorta like, you get knifed in the alley, and you're bleeding out, but you're a history major, and you think of Hitler and Stalin and Mao, and you think... what this Puerto Rican kid, who's rifling through my pockets as we speak, we he did is not that bad.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 03:07 PM (dGCAG)
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The best part? This girl is crazy leftist who recently turned gay (she divorced a guy a few years ago and is now engaged to a girl). She talked about how if "they" make gay marriage illegal, she's moving to Canada, but also that Minneapolis is "super woke" and she couldn't stand it.
And she's off to the side saying, "this white collar crime was really not THAT terrible."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
"I for one cannot wait to see how @GOPChairwoman is going to mess it all up."
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (B1FKF)
========
"We have 'lawyers' in a padded room in Philly ready to file charges at a moment's notice! Donate today!"
RM has to be aware of all the contempt and rage the base directs at her. She could do so much to improve her position just by showing some very basic preparations to combat fraud in '24, including teams of lawyers. Yet we've heard nothing.
It's like she's on the other side.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 03:10 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 08, 2023 03:10 PM (W+kMI)
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There should be an app and a Venn diagram for that.
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 08, 2023 03:10 PM (W6rtH)
We'll be hearing a lot of them in the coming months from the Dems in our families and at work! I can just see my idiot SIL saying "But did the check to Joe Biden say 'For Bribery' on it?!"
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 08, 2023 03:10 PM (8Ta2Y)
https://is.gd/HYOJii
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:03 PM (zxP/x)
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It's fun to stretch one's vocabulary.
Posted by: WH Interns Who See Things Are Done at December 08, 2023 03:10 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 08, 2023 03:08 PM (B1FKF)
zero hedge = bare wood instead of carpet?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:10 PM (ynpvh)
https://is.gd/HYOJii
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:03 PM (zxP/x)
That looks like a doorway to nowhere.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 08, 2023 03:10 PM (hCt6Y)
Hunter Biden: Republicans are trying to ‘kill me’ to destroy father’s presidency
https://tinyurl.com/y92345rx
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2023 03:10 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2023 03:10 PM (qoGsy)
Otherwise, these days, they really look down on someone who troons out late in life, because they'll never look glamourous enough to make trooning more attractive to young people.
Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2023 03:08 PM (sm6Pk)
I guess so, but we always hear about dudes who declare themselves a woman, after being convicted of rape. And they put them in with the women. Who he then rapes.
Probably not on their advertising brochures, but it happens.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 03:11 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (RSbhh)
If this hadn't been going on for 50 years, I would give him the benefit of the doubt
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at December 08, 2023 03:11 PM (5C4od)
And she's off to the side saying, "this white collar crime was really not THAT terrible."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
++++
:: checks book ::
:: cross-references ::
I think the conclusion here is "she's nuts."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:11 PM (zxP/x)
It's like she's on the other side.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 03:10 PM (CsUN+)
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They tout the "army of lawyers" every election. They always do jack shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:11 PM (GBKbO)
https://is.gd/HYOJii
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:03 PM (zxP/x)
Al Pacino-approved, as kbdabear would say...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 08, 2023 03:11 PM (wtvvX)
Get Him to the Greek is hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
I've never enjoyed a Judd Apatow movie, at best I've smiled at scenes from his movies, and then rarely
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:11 PM (xcxpd)
Before Weiss was defending Biden. Now he is trying to force Biden out. But this has to happen very soon. So ramping up the pressure
Agree. They'll either force him out this way before the nom, or more likely, he'll drop out after he gets the nom, and the Dem PTB will nominate whomever they please.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2023 03:12 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2023 03:12 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at December 08, 2023 03:12 PM (gxokI)
he sees it coming but is trying to verbalize it in a way that might protect him
meanwhile his dad is blatantly saying he doesn't want to run again and wishes no one thought he could beat Trump!
this is all super crazy even for 2023
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 08, 2023 03:12 PM (AcWfM)
2. You’ll note that the State of California (which taxes all income foreign and domestic) did not file any charges for State tax fraud. Additionally, a sitting president cannot pardon state convictions.
3. Filed in California (most friendly jury pool, even more so than DC since the Race factor is removed)
4. Any appeal goes to the 9th “Circus” Court of Appeals
5. This is a stall, and a whitewash. They’re hoping Biden removes himself, thus taking the pressure off for a hard conviction….which will open the door for another bogus plea deal.
How'd I do?
Posted by: Orson at December 08, 2023 03:12 PM (dIske)
:: cross-references ::
I think the conclusion here is "she's nuts."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:11 PM (zxP/x)
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She apparently has some major presence in some online poetry world where she's both loved and hated. She's described some of it to me, and it seems to be stream of consciousness diatribes about mostly her ex-husband and her family.
Good trainer, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:12 PM (GBKbO)
And she's off to the side saying, "this white collar crime was really not THAT terrible."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
I'm gonna say her moral compass is not able to find true north anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 03:12 PM (dGCAG)
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Oops! Looks like Operation Conservatives Republicans Still Racist has been derailed! Cancel it immediately!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 08, 2023 03:12 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2023 03:10 PM (qoGsy)
Dunno but Karine Jean-Pierre would probably be a Lickalottapus...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:12 PM (ynpvh)
Even if you do troon early it's not good enough if you decide to go back. Then you become part of the "far-right". See Chloe Cole for more information.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 08, 2023 03:12 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:13 PM (fwDg9)
You never snorted blow, on the White House balcony, surrounded by your family.
At least I assume you haven't.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2023 03:09 PM (dGCAG)
Wasn't born a Biden, nor to a Democrat in politics.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:14 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2023 03:14 PM (I80YN)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:13 PM (fwDg9)
It was Dynamite!...
Oh, you mean the OTHER one...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:14 PM (ynpvh)
https://is.gd/HYOJii
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Wow. Big, juicy, bootie. But she doesn't appear to have the big, juicy, boobs to go with it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2023 03:14 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 08, 2023 03:14 PM (W+kMI)
I'm thinking there would be a lot of overlap in those two categories.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
.......
Their job descriptions are VERY specific.
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 08, 2023 03:14 PM (W+kMI)
++++
Well, Greek.
But close enough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:15 PM (zxP/x)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:13 PM (fwDg9)
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No. Maybe when the MiL comes back to help babysit, assuming it's still in theaters.
My mommy didn't like it, if that helps.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:15 PM (GBKbO)
I'm thinking there would be a lot of overlap in those two categories.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
.......
Their job descriptions are VERY specific.
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:14 PM (v0R5T)
They work in the garment industry...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:15 PM (ynpvh)
Callipygian = The 'Before' picture for a $10 down, $10 a month gym.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2023 03:15 PM (enJYY)
The Daily Mail had a story on the "perfect butt" as determined by The Science.
Waist-hip ratio of 0.65 was the middle of the "desirable distribution". Brie Larson no-ass and KardAAShian fat ass were on the tails.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 08, 2023 03:16 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2023 03:10 PM (qoGsy)
He’d be a descendant of dinosaurs so he would be an asstrich.
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:16 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:16 PM (PCK5/)
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[tries to imagine one of Kamala's beloved Venn diagrams with 20 or so lobes. Fails]
It just occurred to me that I could use a Spirograph.
[adds to wish-list for Santa]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2023 03:16 PM (XeU6L)
The Daily Mail had a story on the "perfect butt" as determined by The Science.
Waist-hip ratio of 0.65 was the middle of the "desirable distribution". Brie Larson no-ass and KardAAShian fat ass were on the tails.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 08, 2023 03:16 PM (Mzdiz)
And in the article was a link to a story on the "perfect breasts"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SF homeless in Golden at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (JrojV)
I'd bet a dollar, even if I made your kind of money that Hunter would toss Joetato under the bus if he thought for a minute he would spend time behind bars.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (YRsIm)
(I have them send messages to 2 email addresses. I got the code in one, but not the other.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: torabora at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (OUiUM)
You're a clever man. I'm sure you can find any number of pictures on the net of woman with large boobs without depending on Joe Mannix to do that for you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (RSbhh)
Seems, in the long run, as long as someone doesn't overdue it, cheaper in the end.
I don't know why anyone would look at Hunter and conclude his lifestyle leads to happiness.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: SF homeless in Golden Gate Park at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:13 PM (fwDg9)
It seems The Critical Drinker is not a fan......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 08, 2023 03:18 PM (hCt6Y)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:16 PM (PCK5/)
If your center of gravity is near your ass instead of your abdomen, the latter.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:18 PM (ynpvh)
Hunter Biden: Republicans are trying to ‘kill me’ to destroy father’s presidency
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Aw
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2023 03:18 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:18 PM (ynpvh)
He spent almost all his money hookers, booze and gambling. He wasted the rest of it.
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:18 PM (MNhXM)
Dude, WHAT? That woman worked very very hard in the gym to look like that.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 03:18 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:18 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (Odg76)
Well, you have to consider that he'd probably be a lot happier if he wasn't related to Joe Biden...
Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2023 03:19 PM (sm6Pk)
"Can't let him win?"
What if by miracle of miracles he does? I am sick unto death that this nation has degenerated into a high-class Haiti. And that won't last.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2023 03:19 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:18 PM (fwDg9)
Was the movie too short?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:19 PM (ynpvh)
Impressive credentials. First Ballot admission to the Scumbag HOF!
Posted by: Ex GOP at December 08, 2023 03:19 PM (qS8WV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Sure. But as long as Mannix is posting the picture, I might as well throw in my two cents.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2023 03:19 PM (JrojV)
Blah Blah Blah.
Posted by: Meh at December 08, 2023 03:19 PM (8SCtT)
He spent almost all his money hookers, booze and gambling. He wasted the rest of it.
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:18 PM (MNhXM)
Reminds me of a quote from George Raft about the same thing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2023 03:20 PM (x0n13)
And only because even the media wouldn't carry his water on this one.
Posted by: I guess Joe thinks she should have done the decent thing and had an abortion at December 08, 2023 03:20 PM (pjs7m)
Dude, WHAT? That woman worked very very hard in the gym to look like that.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 03:18 PM (Odg76)
No kidding. She did NOT skip leg day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:20 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:20 PM (ynpvh)
You'd think the press would prepare a detailed one so they'd know which topics not to publish satires about...perhaps they do have one, but it's only available to "journalists."™
Posted by: Pope John 20th at December 08, 2023 03:20 PM (cYrkj)
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I remain amazed that Joel Chandler Harris's house hasn't been burned. Actually, I expect it to be razed, using taxpayer dollars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2023 03:20 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2023 03:14 PM (I80YN)
___________________________
Creepy looking guy. That's for sure. Whenever I see a photo of someone arrested for kiddy stuff I can usually nod and say...yup, that checks out. I'm not saying Santos is one, but he definitely has that facade....as does Adam Schiff.
Posted by: Orson at December 08, 2023 03:20 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:13 PM (fwDg9)
It seems The Critical Drinker is not a fan......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Neither are the history youtubers I follow
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:21 PM (xcxpd)
Seems, in the long run, as long as someone doesn't overdue it, cheaper in the end.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2023 03:05 PM (enJYY)
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"In the end" probably not cheaper.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 08, 2023 03:21 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Meh at December 08, 2023 03:19 PM (8SCtT)
There's nothing wrong with scolding the morally inferior.
Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2023 03:21 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)
New York has an airport. He ought to consider sending them back to their home countries.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 08, 2023 03:21 PM (ou9hh)
You're not to President and your son in not your bagman for selling out the U.S.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:21 PM (RSbhh)
Yeesh.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2023 03:21 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:21 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:21 PM (xcxpd)
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You know what's bad history?
Gladiator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:22 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Orson at December 08, 2023 03:20 PM (dIske)
Meanwhile, Chuck Schumer looks like he'd EAT children.
Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2023 03:22 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
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There's a shortage of those these days...
Posted by: Dread Pirate Westley at December 08, 2023 03:22 PM (QxAkH)
You know what's bad history?
Gladiator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:22 PM (GBKbO)
So, you weren't entertained?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Dude, WHAT? That woman worked very very hard in the gym to look like that.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 03:18 PM
When you 'work your ass off' at the gym it implies you have little ass left. I saw a female aerobic fitness instructor at the gym today where if you bounced a quarter off her ass it would fly ten feet in the air.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2023 03:22 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (Odg76)
Well, you have to consider that he'd probably be a lot happier if he wasn't related to Joe Biden...
Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2023 03:19 PM (sm6Pk)
.......
He'd be living under a bridge, but happy with all the fentanyl.
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:23 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Ackbar's Apprentice at December 08, 2023 03:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 08, 2023 03:21 PM (ou9hh)
JFK, LAG, as well as Islip and Stewart. And a big ass ship terminal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2023 03:23 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
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I have other issues with Gladiator other than its terrible history. The terrible history doesn't bother me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (GBKbO)
Here ya go. She's fully clothed....saved you the trouble.
https://tinyurl.com/2xha2x7s
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (YRsIm)
https://is.gd/wUVbbU
Posted by: Ackbar's Apprentice at December 08, 2023 03:23 PM (ynpvh)
++++
You almost got me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (zxP/x)
Gladiator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:22 PM (GBKbO)
Yes, but Gladiator is a good movie. It has a clear theme and good performances. Apparently Napolean doesn't.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:23 PM (PCK5/)
"Feh!!!!"
- - Rosa DeLauro and Helen Thomas in 69
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: But I'm not a historian at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (pjs7m)
https://is.gd/wUVbbU
Posted by: Ackbar's Apprentice at December 08, 2023 03:23 PM (ynpvh)
I can't even fathom how you achieve that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (Odg76)
Well, you have to consider that he'd probably be a lot happier if he wasn't related to Joe Biden...
Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2023 03:19 PM (sm6Pk)
.......
He'd be living under a bridge, but happy with all the fentanyl.
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:23 PM (v0R5T)
A life-time supply...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: But I'm not a historian at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (pjs7m)
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It is the only good history in film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:25 PM (GBKbO)
https://tinyurl.com/2xha2x7s
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (YRsIm)
All T with no A.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/wUVbbU
Posted by: Ackbar's Apprentice at December 08, 2023 03:23 PM (ynpvh)
I can't even fathom how you achieve that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
By never missing buffet days at the gym?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:25 PM (fwDg9)
https://tinyurl.com/2xha2x7s
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
Yowza.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2023 03:25 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: But I'm not a historian at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (pjs7m)
Next you'll tell me that Yahoo Serious was actually pretty serious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Feeling pretty down.
I'm locked out of almost everything now.
I let a nice candle and put it on the mantle over the fireplace.
Mom h8ted on it.
I tried having a nice lunch with her and she ruined it.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at December 08, 2023 03:26 PM (V98+H)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (xcxpd)
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Historians griping about a historical movie just make me roll their eyes because they always focus on historical accuracy. I get why it bothers them, but it's a general take on film that I largely don't care about.
Of course, I think we're both arguing about a movie neither of us has seen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:26 PM (GBKbO)
And she's off to the side saying, "this white collar crime was really not THAT terrible."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
The funniest thing is listening to these women deciding they are bi or lesbian starting to bitch about women exactly like men do for the same reasons.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:26 PM (eoQWY)
The Daily Mail had a story on the "perfect butt" as determined by The Science.
Waist-hip ratio of 0.65 was the middle of the "desirable distribution". Brie Larson no-ass and KardAAShian fat ass were on the tails.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 08, 2023 03:16 PM (Mzdiz)
And in the article was a link to a story on the "perfect breasts"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
The perfect ass and breasts are the ones you get to squeeze and hold when you get home tonight.
As for Hunter, having access to lots and lots of benjamins expands that menu significantly.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2023 03:26 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2023 03:21 PM (sm6Pk)
You are losing. The scolding - especially at those willing to win ?
Well - thats the generations are changing so fast.
Posted by: Blah Blah Blah at December 08, 2023 03:26 PM (8SCtT)
Blah Blah Blah.
Posted by: Meh at December 08, 2023 03:19 PM (8SCtT)
So you are lower than Hunter Biden.
Yikes. Also TMI.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 08, 2023 03:26 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (xcxpd)
I would like to see Napoleon played by Mr. Bean. On a historical note, Josephine was a dog. She chewed on sugar cane in her youth and had pure black teeth.
Posted by: Orson at December 08, 2023 03:27 PM (dIske)
Feeling pretty down.
I'm locked out of almost everything now.
I let a nice candle and put it on the mantle over the fireplace.
Mom h8ted on it.
I tried having a nice lunch with her and she ruined it.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at December 08, 2023 03:26 PM (V98+H)
Sometimes you need a couple mountain ranges between yourself and family.
Sorry to hear you're down. The Holidays can be rough.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:27 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Orson at December 08, 2023 03:27 PM (dIske)
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"So hot..."
-Napoleon
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:27 PM (GBKbO)
I prefer a peachgian class of butt.
Posted by: Drive By
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At your service, courtesy of Gaffney, SC
https://tinyurl.com/ywlvsb33
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2023 03:27 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:26 PM (GBKbO)
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Don't let a little thing like not seeing a movie stop you from reviewing it!
Posted by: Film Critics Everywhere at December 08, 2023 03:27 PM (QxAkH)
It's there. Just a matter of perspective...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2023 03:28 PM (YRsIm)
https://tinyurl.com/2xha2x7s
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (YRsIm)
All T with no A.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
if she falls down, she can't get back up again...like an inverted weeble.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:24 PM (xcxpd)
=========
Historians griping about a historical movie just make me roll their eyes because they always focus on historical accuracy. I get why it bothers them, but it's a general take on film that I largely don't care about.
Of course, I think we're both arguing about a movie neither of us has seen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:26 PM (GBKbO)
We should argue about Gladiator some time.
Yeah, all my info is second hand. I'm trying to make time for Godzilla Minus One.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:29 PM (xcxpd)
My late FIL had a side hustle as a dealer in militaria. You could never watch a WWII movie (or WWI movie, for that matter) without his finding some historical inaccuracy in uniforms or weapons. Frequently both.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2023 03:29 PM (JrojV)
The one that disappointed me long ago was The Great Escape. Not that many Americans involved if any IIRC.
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:29 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:25 PM (fwDg9)
Amazing how they made Desert Hot Springs look like exactly the Ardennes . . . /sarc
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2023 03:29 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:26 PM (GBKbO)
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Don't let a little thing like not seeing a movie stop you from reviewing it!
Posted by: Film Critics Everywhere at December 08, 2023 03:27 PM (QxAkH)
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Next, I will tell you why Captain America 4 is just the movie we need right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:29 PM (GBKbO)
The Tucker interview with Alex Jones seems all too ... "prophetic" -- about what WEF want for us, and what they have already done to us.
(I'm still unsure if China is pulling some strings, or if China is about to collapse ... or if there is some consortium of evil doers)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 08, 2023 03:29 PM (Cus5s)
My late FIL had a side hustle as a dealer in militaria. You could never watch a WWII movie (or WWI movie, for that matter) without his finding some historical inaccuracy in uniforms or weapons. Frequently both.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2023 03:29 PM (JrojV)
The WWI movie with the T-Rex was a major tip-off to me.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:30 PM (ynpvh)
Thanks. The modestly dressed womaen I usually post are all doing Spiritual retreats for either Advent or Hannukah.
However, you need to do a conservative political disclaimer such as "This attractive modestly dressed woman. thinks such and such (insert appropriate political POV) because the hot babes Joe posts are without a doubt always true red, white and blue conservatives who never voted for Democrat in their life.
And in case anyone wonders, although it cracked me up when someone suggested this, I do not think all the modestly dressed women are conservatives.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:30 PM (RSbhh)
Iirc the only thing that saved him was that his uncle was keeping him on an allowance, so she didn’t have access to all
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2023 03:30 PM (Hkcdp)
I think it's an interesting and useful perspective. It's one factor I sometimes consider in deciding whether I like a movie or not, but it's not the only factor, and it's not always even an important one. But it's not necessarily nothing either. A film could be historically accurate and terrible, and historically inaccurate and great. I'm not really applying some uniform standard of review across films (and I get why that could drive a critic crazy, but I'm just some dude watching movies).
Posted by: But I'm not a historian at December 08, 2023 03:30 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Orson at December 08, 2023 03:27 PM (dIske)
"She is always chewing, beetle nuts,
and she don't use Pep-so-dent!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2023 03:30 PM (x0n13)
It is the only good history in film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I miss Fractured Fairy Tales.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2023 03:30 PM (XeU6L)
Yeah, all my info is second hand. I'm trying to make time for Godzilla Minus One.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:29 PM (xcxpd)
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I wouldn't mind seeing new Godzilla (apparently Joe Dante is a big fan). Maybe when the MiL shows back up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:30 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:30 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: red speck at December 08, 2023 03:30 PM (0Id0S)
The Tucker interview with Alex Jones seems all too ... "prophetic" -- about what WEF want for us, and what they have already done to us.
(I'm still unsure if China is pulling some strings, or if China is about to collapse ... or if there is some consortium of evil doers)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 08, 2023 03:29 PM (Cus5s)
can still be both.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2023 03:29 PM (JrojV)
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"I CAN'T WATCH THIS PIECE OF SHIT! THOSE ARE SPANISH TANKS, NOT GERMAN TANKS!"
"What are you watching, Dad?"
"That piece of shit Patton."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:31 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 03:31 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2023 03:31 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: red speck at December 08, 2023 03:31 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:26 PM (GBKbO)
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Yeah, I don't get that either. But then experts in many fields will roll their eyes when they see their specialty displayed on screen. Lots of YouTube videos about that...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2023 03:31 PM (QxAkH)
It is the only good history in film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I miss Fractured Fairy Tales.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2023 03:30 PM (XeU6L)
Peabody and Sherman in the Wayback Machine FTW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2023 03:32 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
......
Shoulda went braless.
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:31 PM (v0R5T)
Then you'd know how low they go...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: But I'm not a historian at December 08, 2023 03:30 PM (pjs7m)
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It's very rare when a movie's historical inaccuracies bother me simple for being there. The one example I bring up is that the movie Lincoln changed who voted for and against the 14th Amendment.
It's such a stupid and unnecessary change, and yet there it is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:32 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:32 PM (fwDg9)
.......
But, but... Ivanka sells perfume!
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joey Biden at December 08, 2023 03:32 PM (W2GPj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2023 03:31 PM (JrojV)
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Richard III probably didn't have a hump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
And possibly several STDs which needed to be cured.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:33 PM (RSbhh)
https://tinyurl.com/ywlvsb33
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2023 03:27 PM (XeU6L)
I knew that wasn’t going to be a SC cheerleader but I was hoping,
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:33 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 08, 2023 03:33 PM (gllTv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2023 03:31 PM (JrojV)
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Richard III probably didn't have a hump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
So Wednesdays weren't special for him...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:33 PM (ynpvh)
Noted. I will try to do better. ;-)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2023 03:33 PM (YRsIm)
(I'm still unsure if China is pulling some strings, or if China is about to collapse ... or if there is some consortium of evil doers)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 08, 2023 03:29 PM
China is only trying to hasten our collapse before their own. Both seem rather imminent but I don't see Joe trying to sneak 'mericans across the southern border into China.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2023 03:33 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
Always reminds me of The Goodbye Girl.
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:34 PM (MNhXM)
Richard III probably didn't have a hump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
Was is nickname “Crookback Dick”??
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:34 PM (PCK5/)
I liked the one where he hunted Confederate Vampires.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 08, 2023 03:34 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Actually, he had scoliosis. They founds his remains and verified that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2023 03:34 PM (JrojV)
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When the dug him up he was missing a foot.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 08, 2023 03:34 PM (gllTv)
I did!
I liked it - actually the whole fam went and we all loved it. even teenage boys?!?!?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 08, 2023 03:34 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:33 PM (RSbhh)
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He has to maintain them in careful balance. That's why he's so promiscuous.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2023 03:34 PM (QxAkH)
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:25 PM (fwDg9)
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Don't tell me that. That movie was one of my favorites. Charles Bronson, Henry Fonda, Dana Andrews, Telly Savalas, Robert Shaw, James (5/0) MacArthur, and narrated by Cannon (Wm. Conrad). I don't care if they spent the whole film playing tiddly winks. That's a group of legends.
Posted by: Orson at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (dIske)
Youre fine. Just to get the entire ASHQ battling babes effect, I mean.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:13 PM (fwDg9)
It seems The Critical Drinker is not a fan......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Neither are the history youtubers I follow
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 08, 2023 03:21 PM (xcxpd)
I think the major problem is, as I said myself is that you can't make a movie on such an event filled character without it descending to it being a series of disconnected snapshots. Tie that to having a lot of time with his relationship with his wife just makes it worse. A movie about her might work, but then you'd throw out the battle scenes.
And in a good part of the period Nappy is a young firebrand energetic general, not a 55 year old dude who looks dour. You'd probably want several actors if you were doing a miniseries over years about his career.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (eoQWY)
Obviously, this is going to complicate Burisma Joe's "re"election schemes.
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Bwahahahah.
You don't realy believe that Demcrat voters consider morality or competence when voting, do you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (XeU6L)
In the Philippines, sugar cane trucks would sometimes drive near my house. Whenever they did, you could find sugarcane that had fallen off the truck. Chewing on free sugar cane is a happy childhood memory for me.
Fortunately, I took care of my teeth and they're nice looking.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (Odg76)
Even if he were dishonestly saying that, it'd still be an order of magnitude more honest than his real reason: using the Federal apparatus to keep him, his family, and any cohorts out of prison and/or pardoned of those things that would put them there (even if there's little actual evidence they'd be sentenced).
No, the Biden campaign is "I'm Running So I Don't Go To Jail Before Death Gets To Me First". There is no amount of money/effort too high to pursue his American Dream.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: The Heian Era at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (ou9hh)
And in a good part of the period Nappy is a young firebrand energetic general, not a 55 year old dude who looks dour. You'd probably want several actors if you were doing a miniseries over years about his career.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (eoQWY)
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HBO should take the "Rome" approach to document Napoleon's colorful career.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2023 03:36 PM (QxAkH)
I liked the one where he hunted Confederate Vampires.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 08, 2023 03:34 PM (aD39U)
Seemed like he had a axe to grind at times.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:25 PM (fwDg9)
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Don't tell me that. That movie was one of my favorites. Charles Bronson, Henry Fonda, Dana Andrews, Telly Savalas, Robert Shaw, James (5/0) MacArthur, and narrated by Cannon (Wm. Conrad). I don't care if they spent the whole film playing tiddly winks. That's a group of legends.
Posted by: Orson at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (dIsk
Battleground >>> Battle of the Bulge
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:36 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (aXxgO)
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Meanwhile, we are expected to give up OUR American Dreams just so he can satisfy his own.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2023 03:37 PM (QxAkH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
"YES HE DID! YES HE DID!!"
- Bill S., nervously looking over his shoulder at Henry Tudor's royal granddaughter.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2023 03:37 PM (N3zMI)
I haven't been to family court myself, but I do have a distinct understanding that if as a father you tell the court "I can't pay because I spent the money on hookers and blow" you normally don't get a reduction in child support you normally get a stint in the slammer.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2023 03:37 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Orson at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (dIske)
I just remember the Germans using post-war US tanks, which was often a problem in that era.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:37 PM (eoQWY)
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Bwahahahah.
You don't realy believe that Demcrat voters consider morality or competence when voting, do you?
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Hahaha back at you! You don't really think voting matters anymore do you? I predict a new all time record 90 million votes for Biden
Posted by: Joey Biden at December 08, 2023 03:38 PM (AepaD)
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 08, 2023 03:38 PM (gllTv)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (eoQWY)
Or better AI / CGI whatever they are using these days to make actors look younger when necessary.
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:38 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt
That's a good dad right there. He'd best take Hunter with him when he goes. Because Hunter will have a 3ft target on his back when daddy ain't around anymore.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2023 03:38 PM (ous9O)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2023 03:38 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: tubal at December 08, 2023 03:39 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:37 PM (eoQWY)
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The Germans were in M-48 Pattons and the Americans were in M-24 Chaffees.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 08, 2023 03:39 PM (ScR16)
Kelly's Heroes and the Rat Patrol were more historically accurate than The Battle of the Bulge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2023 03:38 PM (x0n13)
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I like to think of The Mummy as history.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 08, 2023 03:39 PM (GBKbO)
On his death bed, supposedly, British football superstar Georgie Best was asked what had happened to all his money. According to legend, he said, "Well, I spent most of it on women, gambling, cars and liquor. The rest I pretty much just squandered."
Posted by: mnw at December 08, 2023 03:40 PM (NLIak)
you normally don't get a reduction in child support you normally get a stint in the slammer.
Posted by: 18-1
You or I would.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2023 03:40 PM (ous9O)
I stand for scams, hookers, cocaine, bribes, lying, cheating, telling the IRS to FO, free wars, F/U military, high gas prices, lying abot Global warming, etc........
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2023 03:40 PM (Mig/N)
Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Lichtensteinian Usurper at December 08, 2023 03:40 PM (0FoWg)
Hank Fonda ended Hitler's revenge by rolling barrels of gas over Robert Shaw's M-60's. Right.
Sucked hard.
Posted by: Auspex at December 08, 2023 03:40 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:38 PM (MNhXM)
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They didn't appear to de-age Phoenix at all. He looked like a 48 year old playing a 24 year old.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 08, 2023 03:40 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2023 03:34 PM (JrojV
The woman who was behind the search for Richard III's grave (There was an excellentt movie about this recently) is now featured in a series about finding evidence that the princes were not killed in the tower, but lived to adulthood, escaped to France, I think, and were trying to mount an invasion of England but were killed by Henry VII.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:40 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:35 PM (eoQWY)
Or better AI / CGI whatever they are using these days to make actors look younger when necessary.
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:38 PM (MNhXM)
I don't recall anyone mentioning deaging on the actor, I don't know if they tried. But its gonna be hard for an old guy to move like a young one as I find out when I climb steps.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:41 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2023 03:42 PM (991eG)
Hank Fonda ended Hitler's revenge by rolling barrels of gas over Robert Shaw's M-60's. Right.
Sucked hard.
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Snort.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 08, 2023 03:42 PM (gllTv)
Posted by: But I'm not a historian at December 08, 2023 03:42 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Lichtensteinian Usurper at December 08, 2023 03:43 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2023 03:44 PM (UAO/v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Or weaponized in our Wuhan Institute of Virology...
Posted by: "Dr." Anthony Fauci at December 08, 2023 03:44 PM (HjfVN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante
.......
Biden finally died?
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:44 PM (v0R5T)
Joe really believes that he was the choice of 81 million Americans.
Notice that he dare not ever say, "That's more votes than any President ever received, even President Obama."
Now, as big a braggart and blowhard as FJB is, why is that? Was he given a warning not to diss Barky by bringing that up or someone would "truth" him?
The thinking world wonders.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2023 03:45 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:45 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:45 PM (RSbhh)
The Royals still refuse to allow the two bodies found in the Tower to be DNA tested. I'd be curious to see what the lady found, but I doubt it's definitive.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 03:46 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:40 PM (RSbhh)
Given the well documented antics of the Jacobin kings and princes a little later I find that surprising. Stuff like that gets put out in public and written down for maximum damage to the other side.
There's libraries in France filled with the Papers of the Jacobin court of the "old Pretender" that Winston Churchill went through when writing the Life of Marlborough, his ancestor.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:46 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2023 03:38 PM (x0n13)
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I like to think of The Mummy as history.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Pearl Harbor 2001.
There was a harbor in Hawaii called Pearl.
It was attacked.
That is the entirety of the accuracy of the movie.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2023 03:46 PM (ous9O)
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It was okay. Cutting edge for its time. I can't think of a good movie about Korea. They eat a shit ton of garlic, though.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 08, 2023 03:47 PM (gllTv)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 08, 2023 03:46 PM (Odg76)
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According to Wiki, she did a TV special on it. The Spectator review called it "a calculated insult to the viewer."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 08, 2023 03:47 PM (ScR16)
Not kidding. That happened.
Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Lichtensteinian Usurper at December 08, 2023 03:47 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:45 PM (MNhXM)
Well I doubt the Korean war had 15 winters, summers and Christmases in real life.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:47 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:45 PM (RSbhh)
.......
Should set him up for Time's 2024 Person of the Year.
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:48 PM (fwDg9)
There's libraries in France filled with the Papers of the Jacobin court of the "old Pretender" that Winston Churchill went through when writing the Life of Marlborough, his ancestor.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:46 PM (eoQWY)
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Pssst. "Jacobite."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 08, 2023 03:48 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:45 PM (MNhXM)
Well I doubt the Korean war had 15 winters, summers and Christmases in real life.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:47 PM (eoQWY)
The movie.
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:48 PM (MNhXM)
Not kidding. That happened.
Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Lichtensteinian Usurper at December 08, 2023 03:47 PM (0FoWg)
George Forman did that too, but he's reportedly a nice guy.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:48 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2023 03:48 PM (fwDg9
The ending was perfect .
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:49 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Hunter's Pegging Hooker at December 08, 2023 03:49 PM (Q7KYg)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 08, 2023 03:48 PM (ScR16)
Its a conspiracy! The pretender court started the French Revolution as a long con!
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:50 PM (eoQWY)
It's always been thus, but with the Bidens, it's as thus as American history has ever seen.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 08, 2023 03:50 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:51 PM (v0R5T)
Well, I'd love to see the documentary (It's not a series) because Philippa Langley and someone else spent a lot of time investigating archives.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:51 PM (RSbhh)
To my knowledge no one has done a film about that dude that strapped bazookas to his Piper Cub observation aircraft and successfully went after Panzers in the big WW2.
Would pay to see that.
Posted by: Auspex at December 08, 2023 03:51 PM (j4U/Z)
Pearl Harbor 2001.
There was a harbor in Hawaii called Pearl.
It was attacked.
That is the entirety of the accuracy of the movie.
Posted by: rickb223
The story arc of Ben Affleck having served as an aviator with the RAF at the Battle of Britain, then turning up as an aviator at Hickam Field for Pearl Harbor, and then being a pilot of one of the bombers for the Doolittle Raid wasn't credible?
Get outta town!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2023 03:52 PM (xG4kz)
Have not watched it yet... but apparently they keep having in the middle of Cavalry charges?
Something he did like... once... in his entire military career, and if memory serves it was actually charging infantry?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2023 03:52 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
LOL. Good point. I think Hunter would have to be a singing star for that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:52 PM (RSbhh)
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It was okay. Cutting edge for its time. I can't think of a good movie about Korea. They eat a shit ton of garlic, though.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 08, 2023 03:47 PM (gllTv)
Steel Helmet . Best low low budget movie I’ve seen.
War Hunt introducing Robert Redford wax pretty good .
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:52 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Hunter's Pegging Hooker at December 08, 2023 03:49 PM (Q7KYg)
Gives a whole new meaning to peg-leg...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2023 03:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2023 03:53 PM (krQz2)
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Its the best way to charge.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 08, 2023 03:53 PM (gllTv)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2023 03:52 PM (xaFKb)
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The bridge at Lodi. He went in at the head of the infantry column. Could have been very bad as the Austrians had artillery set up at the other end, but they got across so quickly the cannon fire was not as effective as it could have been.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 08, 2023 03:54 PM (ScR16)
https://tinyurl.com/3zpuevd6
TL;DR, don't be like CNN.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 08, 2023 03:54 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Drive By at December 08, 2023 03:55 PM (MNhXM)
Reminds me of a quote from George Raft about the same thing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2023 03:20 PM (x0n13)
I suspect you're actually thinking of George Best.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2023 03:55 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Butch at December 08, 2023 03:56 PM (0APJ3)
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2023 03:51 PM (v0R5T)
I have a different brand and it comes with a separate little plastic dish to catch it.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 03:57 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:59 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 08, 2023 03:59 PM (7cPAc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2023 03:59 PM (RSbhh)
No media has been pushing it down my throat lately.
Look Squirrel!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2023 02:38 PM (qoGsy)
Russians are pressing forward in their usual relentless way in several areas, taking a field here, capturing a hill there and inflicting large casualties. There are reports of weakening morale and lower ammo with the defenders, and Zelensky and the head of the military are plotting against each other.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2023 04:01 PM (eoQWY)
My dad was adamant that he wouldn't force an abortion on the colored sex worker, but neither would he allow any of us to recognize the half-breed bastard.
And folks, that just wasn't done in those days, ya know?
It was a different time.
I'm so grateful for my father's example.
I just thank God Hunter knocked up a chink and not a colored, or I'd never hear the end of it.
You think I'm kidding? I'm not kidding.
I'm sorry, young lady, what was your question again?
Your dad's not around, is he?
Posted by: Joe Biden, expositions on a father's love at December 08, 2023 04:03 PM (OBuuS)
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It was okay. Cutting edge for its time. I can't think of a good movie about Korea. They eat a shit ton of garlic, though.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 08, 2023 03:47 PM (gllTv)
He likes Korean War movies? Introduce him to Pork Chop Hill.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 08, 2023 04:06 PM (BdMk6)
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at this place, I am actually enjoying by these.
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