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Hamas Terrorists Surrending En Masse?

On Tuesday, the Wall Street Journal reported that Israel had taken the fight to Hamas' fall-back stronghold -- after Gaza City, their terrorist capital -- Khan Younis.

Ed Morrissey quoted the article:

Israeli forces closed in on the city of Khan Younis in the Gaza Strip on Tuesday, engaging in close combat with Hamas fighters in what could be the decisive battle of the two-month-old war, while residents fled from the fighting amid a worsening humanitarian plight.

Hamas, a U.S.-designated terrorist group, is defending its last major bastion in Gaza, where Israel believes the group's leaders are hiding and holding hostages, after Israeli forces drove the militants and much of the population out of Gaza City in the enclave's north. ...

Analysts say Israeli forces could face tougher resistance from Hamas in Khan Younis than they did in the north. If Hamas loses Khan Younis too, its surviving fighters could end up in small areas in central Gaza and near the Egyptian border, surrounded by Israeli troops.

"If Hamas loses Khan Younis, they are done. They may have some enclaves there, but they will lose their centers of gravity," said Kobi Michael, a senior fellow at The Institute for National Security Studies, a security think tank in Tel Aviv.

I have trouble believing good news, which is why I put a question mark in the headline, but according to this post by Bonchie, terrorists are surrendering "en masse" in Khan Younis.

Hamas terrorists have started to surrender en masse in the area of Khan Younis, one of the terrorist government's last strongholds. The latest advance has the IDF operating in Southern Gaza, a move that has sparked outrage among those who want Israel to stop short of destroying Hamas (but hide that desire behind humanitarian concerns).

They've been stripped to their underwear to be searched for explosives and, hopefully, to humiliate and shame them.

Maybe Israeli soldiers should rape them. I keep being told that Israel must engage in "proportionate" warfare. Raping terrorists who themselves engage in rape against women would be "proportionate."

Terrorist apologists are claiming that all of these military-age men are not terrorists, but civilians who were "ambushed while attempting to flee."

They also claim that one "journalist" was captured among them, and we all know that no Arab journalists ever collaborate with Hamas and other terrorist groups.

Say -- is that...? Could that be...?

Tater?!!?

taterpow.jpg

Israel will soon be bringing "the river to the sea" by flooding Hamas' terror-tunnels with seawater.

Shaiel Ben-Ephraim
@academic_la

The IDF has officially decided to flood the tunnels in Gaza. It will start doing so gradually so that it can control any side effects and so Hamas can remove hostages from there in time before they collapse.

I guess that's bringing the sea to the river but I was doing a thing.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:37 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: GF at December 07, 2023 02:36 PM (aJxr8)

2 It's a trick.

Get an axe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 07, 2023 02:37 PM (di6C2)

3 First?!?

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at December 07, 2023 02:37 PM (RKLPC)

4 Leftists on suicide watch.

Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 02:38 PM (WImRR)

5 "Surrending"...?!?

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at December 07, 2023 02:38 PM (RKLPC)

6 Hamas is real tough against unarmed women and children. Not so much against anytone else.

Posted by: Duke Lowell the big dummy at December 07, 2023 02:38 PM (u73oe)

7 If Israel keeps them as POWs then it will only encourage more hostage taking and prisoner swaps in the future. I'm afraid summary execution is the only way.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 07, 2023 02:38 PM (MeG8a)

8 Mila Kunis >>>> Khan Younis

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2023 02:38 PM (IG4Id)

9 Rookie!!!!


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Say -- is that...? Could that be...?

Tater?!!?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

You'd need a DNA test to disprove it!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2023 02:38 PM (vGIR7)

10 Aloha!

Posted by: Silent at December 07, 2023 02:38 PM (CrU4U)

11 I recall strolling in Khan Younis in the early 80s.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 07, 2023 02:39 PM (zutzM)

12 OT...my military cell phone keeps getting text from the Haley campaign. Just now: "Nikki's momentum is surging! That's why she was the #1 target on the debate stage. Chip in to stand with her!

Posted by: Military Moron at December 07, 2023 02:40 PM (JCZqz)

13 They're going to have to go to Qatar eventually, if the goal is to defeat Hamas.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2023 02:40 PM (dGCAG)

14 Humiliation is to good for those animals. Better than they deserve, that's for damn sure.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2023 02:40 PM (YRsIm)

15 Tater was just peddling his book.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 02:40 PM (CIS44)

16 Good news? That would be awesome.

Posted by: Emmie at December 07, 2023 02:40 PM (Sf2cq)

17 "Israel will soon be bringing "the river to the sea" by flooding Hamas' terror-tunnels with seawater."

There's a new idea for Gaza, make it the world's largest water park and in a desert to boot!

Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2023 02:40 PM (uGhsv)

18 Since when is being a “journalist” mean you can’t also do bad things?


Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at December 07, 2023 02:41 PM (fKIdX)

19 >Every single member and supporter of Hamas needs to see this picture.


holy shit- imagine the stench

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 02:41 PM (geLO8)

20 Ewwwww!

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 02:41 PM (V13WU)

21 OT...my military cell phone keeps getting text from the Haley campaign. Just now: "Nikki's momentum is surging! That's why she was the #1 target on the debate stage. Chip in to stand with her!
Posted by: Military Moron

100x match?

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 02:41 PM (CIS44)

22 They've been stripped to their underwear to be searched for explosives and, hopefully, to humiliate and shame them.

Also, gender checks, peeple!!!

Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez at December 07, 2023 02:41 PM (Gsmsg)

23 I like the idea of discretely tattooing POWs that get released, with summary execution if they get caught again.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 07, 2023 02:41 PM (aD39U)

24 Sounds too good to be true. I suspect it is disinformation designed to support calls for a permanent cease fire.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 07, 2023 02:41 PM (FVME7)

25 Sometimes, you hire a guy to eat your sister-in-law, and you find out that cannibals aren't so trustworthy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Lichtensteinian Usurper at December 07, 2023 02:41 PM (0FoWg)

26 Journalist Privilege!

Diaa was allowed to keep his wife-beater on and not forced topless!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 02:41 PM (krqg6)

27 Chip in to stand with her!
Posted by: Military Moron at December 07, 2023 02:40 PM (JCZqz)

Not even with Chris Christie's weener.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2023 02:41 PM (dGCAG)

28
They've been stripped to their underwear to be searched for explosives and, hopefully, to humiliate and shame them.

It's Abu Ghraib all over again!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2023 02:41 PM (63Dwl)

29 Hamas, a U.S.-designated terrorist group

Yeah, but only because that's how we designate them. *rolls eyes*

I assume that Israel is taking extensive biometric info on these guys, hopefully including very deep and intrusive anal probing, so that they can be identified easily in the future. That assumes they aren't just shot out of hand, which they should be.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 02:42 PM (I/Qkd)

30 Since when is being a “journalist” mean you can’t also do bad things?


Posted by: Joe, livin

I think when Mike Wallace was on that show and convinced Sam Donaldson that a 'journalist' can do no wrong because of their ethics.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 02:42 PM (CIS44)

31 Well there’s proof that Israel wasn’t starving the Palestinians . Man that’s a lot of fat asses.

Posted by: Drive by at December 07, 2023 02:42 PM (MNhXM)

32 The mephitic emanations of the penguin droppings, as they 'happy-feet' through the Café, causes sinus membrane inflammation and gastric distress among many people Ace.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at December 07, 2023 02:42 PM (a3Q+t)

33 more like: this group surrendered as a decoy for something else. They are probably moving elsewhere.

Posted by: JayInAmes at December 07, 2023 02:42 PM (yGu6h)

34 Those are some fat, nasty-looking dudes.


I'll think we're gonna need extra Mannix pics to make up for it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 02:42 PM (JrojV)

35 Humiliation is to good for those animals. Better than they deserve, that's for damn sure.

I'm assuming that it was the water that terrorized them into submission. Gazans hate baths.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 02:42 PM (Gsmsg)

36 The "ceasefire" shrieking is always loudest before the dawn.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 07, 2023 02:43 PM (YokEr)

37 Man boobs -ewwwwwwww.

Posted by: Somebody said something at December 07, 2023 02:43 PM (RilAR)

38 If the river will not come to Mohammad, then the sea will come to the river!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 02:43 PM (krqg6)

39 Im shocked the guy with the last name Ahmed would think terrorist are just "innocent civilians" These assholes claimed the people released by Israel, who were arrested while trying to stab, shoot, and bomb Israelis, were just innocents.

We've seen again and again there are no innocent civilians in gaza, their are either terrorist, or people who are too chicken shit to be terrorist but will certainly partake in terror activities if they think they'll be safe while doing so.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 07, 2023 02:43 PM (YuGGP)

40 Anybody here with any hydrology training? What is the long term prognosis for having all these flooded tunnels under an urban area? water is very very heavy, and soil can shift

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 02:43 PM (geLO8)

41 No tighty whities?

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at December 07, 2023 02:43 PM (VefU6)

42 Afternoon.

Re: the pic of Hamas lined up in rows. Lotta moobs. Whole lotta moobs.

Posted by: Robert at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (e96MI)

43 From the sea to the river?

Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (WImRR)

44 If they don't kill the POWs they should tattoo "I love Jesus Christ" on their chest.

Posted by: Silent at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (CrU4U)

45

FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA
EN MASSE WILL BE FREE
- trust fund college students in America

Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (sIl7T)

46 You idiot! You saved two male goats!

Posted by: flooded hamas terrorist at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (krqg6)

47 Looks like the flooding the tunnels idea was just waiting for the logistics... maybe the ceasefire was a acceptable since they had to wait for it anyway.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (N1DT3)

48 Diaa Al-Kahlot a well known journalist

If you operate as a "journalist" in Gaza, you're printing what Hamas wants you to. Period. So he's either a propagandist or a collaborator at a minimum. The implication that because this guy is a "journalist" he must not be a terrorist is stupid. "Journalists" in Gaza are more likely, not less, to be active Hamas agents.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (Odg76)

49 I like the idea of discretely tattooing POWs that get released, with summary execution if they get caught again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 07, 2023 02:41 PM (aD39U)
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I'll give you somethin' you can't take off.

Posted by: LT Aldo "The Apache" Raine at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (ScR16)

50 I kinda hate to see terrorists surrendering. It means you can't kill them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (xcxpd)

51 Looks like someone has been skipping core days at the gym.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (Gsmsg)

52 Any of the Jan 6 protesters happen to have journalism degrees?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (fKIdX)

53 Isn't surrender/not really surrender one of the basic tenets of Islam???
Maybe shoot them all just to be sure?

Posted by: From about that Time at December 07, 2023 02:45 PM (4780s)

54 They've been stripped to their underwear to be searched for explosives and, hopefully, to humiliate and shame them.

Not so tough now, are you Achmed.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 02:45 PM (I/Qkd)

55 Maybe Israeli soldiers should rape them. I keep being told that Israel must engage in "proportionate" warfare. Raping terrorists who themselves engage in rape against women would be "proportionate."


Cut their throats.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 02:45 PM (hS7lz)

56 What battle rifle are the IDF using now?

Posted by: Drive by at December 07, 2023 02:45 PM (MNhXM)

57 Maybe Israeli soldiers should rape them. I keep being told that Israel must engage in "proportionate" warfare. Raping terrorists who themselves engage in rape against women would be "proportionate."

It won't be proportionate until their pelvis is broken and their wangs shot to bits while still alive tho'

Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2023 02:45 PM (dCxaZ)

58 I don't read much Israeli news unless it's posted here, so I am glad to see Mr. Fuld thanking Hashem as well as the IDF.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2023 02:45 PM (RSbhh)

59 assume that Israel is taking extensive biometric info on these guys, hopefully including very deep and intrusive anal probing, so that they can be identified easily in the future. That assumes they aren't just shot out of hand, which they should be.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 02:42 PM (I/Qkd)
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The anal probe should end at their tonsils.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 07, 2023 02:45 PM (tT6L1)

60 Carve an H on heir forehead.

Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 02:45 PM (WImRR)

61 Like the trans genocide, the Palestinian genocide is severely underperforming .....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 07, 2023 02:45 PM (dfJgP)

62 I'm guessing there's a lot of back hair to be seen.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 07, 2023 02:45 PM (hCt6Y)

63 41 No tighty whities?
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at December 07, 2023 02:43 PM (VefU6)

Could be banana hammocks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 07, 2023 02:45 PM (di6C2)

64 23 I like the idea of discretely tattooing POWs that get released, with summary execution if they get caught again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 07, 2023 02:41 PM (aD39U)

I read earlier today (JJ's links?) that the hamassholes branded/burned male prisoners with hot exhaust pipes from motorcycles. This way they could easily identify the males should they escape.

So by all means - tattoo/brand them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2023 02:46 PM (N39Ws)

65 The IDF has officially decided to flood the tunnels in Gaza.

--

It was mentioned yesterday that they were discussing using sewage.

I know that's logistically difficult, but I really love the idea of it. Even if it's just adding a cup of sewage to every 1000 gallons of whatever water they're using, because that makes it sewage.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 07, 2023 02:46 PM (sIl7T)

66 That would make a good movie.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 07, 2023 02:46 PM (J8LnB)

67 I fricken loathe the Palestinians and I especially hate looking at their stupid ugly fat faces.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 07, 2023 02:46 PM (FL9yc)

68 "Every single Never Trumper and supporter of the Democrats needs to see this picture.

Let their spirit be utterly broken.

Let them surrender in their drove"



A man can still dream, right?

Posted by: Ripley at December 07, 2023 02:46 PM (JojsZ)

69 Allahu Tater!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

70 Say -- is that...? Could that be...?

Tater?!!?


Tater's hair is not as dark, nor is xis mouth as purty

Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2023 02:46 PM (dCxaZ)

71 Why does that "journalist" look a hell of a lot like Tater Stelter???

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 02:46 PM (hS7lz)

72 Why do so many of these guys have 'moobs'?

Posted by: Lex at December 07, 2023 02:46 PM (fMN7A)

73 I think when Mike Wallace was on that show and convinced Sam Donaldson that a 'journalist' can do no wrong because of their ethics.
Posted by: BruceWayne

They keep on using that word: "ethics". I do not think it means what they think it means.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 02:46 PM (sTg9F)

74 Always wondered what the plan was when they started surrendering. POWs?

Posted by: pawn at December 07, 2023 02:47 PM (krVR+)

75 Tatoos of a pigs ass = Ham ass.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 02:47 PM (ynpvh)

76 > They've been stripped to their underwear to be searched for explosives

Yep. Explosives and other weapons. You make them strip when they're far away from you so they reveal if they're armed. Once you're satisfied they're not armed or wearing a bomb, only then are they allowed to approach.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2023 02:47 PM (Odg76)

77 Why are they allowing Hamas to hide their faces?
Let the world see these cowards for who they are.
Let them wear their shame for all to see.

Posted by: Chemist at December 07, 2023 02:47 PM (PKI0C)

78 I hope they all put on clean underwear for the surrender.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 02:47 PM (Gsmsg)

79 Well known journalist shouldn’t keep company with Hamas terrorists.

Posted by: Drive by at December 07, 2023 02:47 PM (MNhXM)

80 >I like the idea of discretely tattooing POWs that get released, with summary execution if they get caught again.
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Jews tattooing prisoners would be a REALLY bad look

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 02:47 PM (geLO8)

81 "Independent militia" shows up to a "border crossing" site in Lukeville, AZ in a Renegade APC.

https://is.gd/9mbjG0

Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2023 02:47 PM (Odg76)

82 note to self, Create and online store in Arabic selling mens black undies..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (7cPAc)

83 41 No tighty whities?
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I think the Koran says they should wear black to not show the skidmarks unless that was disinformation I read around 9/11 or so.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (krqg6)

84 40 Anybody here with any hydrology training? What is the long term prognosis for having all these flooded tunnels under an urban area? water is very very heavy, and soil can shift
Posted by: Don Black
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Egyptians have been flooding Hamas tunnels for years on their border. Sinkholes, unexpected marshes, etc are likely along with collapsing tunnels over time. But that is what you get for being a society of spree killers.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (JAi95)

85 For decades of "genocidal" "oppression" in an "open air prison", those are some pretty hefty freedom fighters.

In our brave new world even the oppressed underdogs are fat!

Posted by: Croaker at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (WVllD)

86 I like the idea of discretely tattooing POWs that get released, with summary execution if they get caught again.

Why would you want to be discreet about it? Nope, brand these animals on the forehead with a number (yeah, I get the irony), just as you would any other animal. I really wish Israel had developed the explosive cranial insert from Kingsmen.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (I/Qkd)

87 Looking forward to the ceasefire unilateralists demanding that Israel release their terrorist prisoners and cede territory back to them.

Posted by: Mea culpa at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (FJ79c)

88 Not sure why there are pictures of Hamas assholes in the first place? Where did IDF go soft?

Posted by: Silent at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (CrU4U)

89 Hamas dude looks like Tater…

Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (PCK5/)

90 Arab Tater looks fattening

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (xcxpd)

91 Psych-op: Start firing single shots into the trench in front of those blindfolded terrorists and then interrogate them for whatever information you need.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (vGIR7)

92 72 Why do so many of these guys have 'moobs'?
Posted by: Lex at December 07, 2023 02:46 PM (fMN7A)

They did say they were surrendering en mass.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (fKIdX)

93 Anybody here with any hydrology training? What is the long term prognosis for having all these flooded tunnels under an urban area? water is very very heavy, and soil can shift
Posted by: Don Black

-

Oh no, the area might be uninhabitable.

Anyway, I hear that Godzilla movie is pretty good.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (sIl7T)

94 >Once you're satisfied they're not armed or wearing a bomb, and you put on a gas mask, because holy f*** do these MFers stink only then are they allowed to approach.

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (geLO8)

95 They've been stripped to their underwear to be searched for explosives

sure, why not?

They booby trapped the people they slaughtered on Oct. 7 so first responders would get blown up

Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (dCxaZ)

96 The IDF has officially decided to flood the tunnels in Gaza.

--

It was mentioned yesterday that they were discussing using sewage.

I know that's logistically difficult, but I really love the idea of it. Even if it's just adding a cup of sewage to every 1000 gallons of whatever water they're using, because that makes it sewage.
Posted by: Nikki Haley



Is it true, (and I ask because I really don't know), that Jews can touch pork, just not consume it?

Because muslims are not supposed to even touch pork.

Mix lard in and spray the tunnels down.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (hS7lz)

97 I guess they're doublin' for terrorists.

The Dublin City Council actually voted to fly the Palestinian flag above city hall, "twin" itself with Ramallah

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (FVME7)

98 Why would you want to be discreet about it? Nope, brand these animals on the forehead with a number (yeah, I get the irony), just as you would any other animal. I really wish Israel had developed the explosive cranial insert from Kingsmen.
Posted by: Archimedes at

They can probably whip up some Running Man style collars.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (CIS44)

99 Need to lock these assholes up like they do in El Salvador.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (rJ48h)

100 The more cease fires, hostage negotiations and other nonsense, it really just means more innocent people dying.

Israel probably could have knocked them down in a week and just chalked up the few dozen "hostages" as collateral damage. Instead, way more Israeli soldiers had to die and terrorists learned a valuable lesson that hostages are a great tool to manage Israel.

Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (wMRY8)

101 I thought Hamas freedom fighters fought to their death in order to glorify Allah and went splodey dope if they somehow got captured.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (tT6L1)

102 Jews tattooing prisoners would be a REALLY bad look
Posted by: Don Black
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Not really, Israel used quite a few former Nazi Mausers and other guns to get and defend its independence in early days. I think the time for "optics" is gone nowadays for Israelis and rightly so.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (JAi95)

103 I like the idea of discretely tattooing POWs that get released, with summary execution if they get caught again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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A good idea, but tatoo not needed. DNA and photo them all.
Although the tatoo might add a historical je ne sais quoi to it.

Posted by: From about that Time at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (4780s)

104 >Why do so many of these guys have 'moobs'?

falafel, and lots of it

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 02:50 PM (geLO8)

105 and their wangs shot to bits
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2023 02:45 PM


Small targets require extra precision.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at December 07, 2023 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)

106 Sorry Ace was hat guy is way too thin for Tater. Looks just as gay however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 07, 2023 02:50 PM (wukIh)

107 That would be funny if the IDF brought in a goat to point at one of those fuckers and say, "it was that one."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 02:50 PM (Gsmsg)

108 Did you see the man boobs on the fat one in the first row? Jeebus, these guys are fat and womanly.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 07, 2023 02:51 PM (PGK1w)

109 Is it true, (and I ask because I really don't know), that Jews can touch pork, just not consume it?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (hS7lz)
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Sure!

Played touch and tackle football throughout my teens.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 07, 2023 02:51 PM (zutzM)

110 What are you going to do with your uniform when you get home?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 07, 2023 02:51 PM (J8LnB)

111 Independent militia" shows up to a "border crossing" site in Lukeville, AZ in a Renegade APC.

https://is.gd/9mbjG0
Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2023 02:47 PM (Odg76)

Independent border militias took a big hit when a stupid bitch Shawna Forde decided to become a murderer.

Posted by: Drive by at December 07, 2023 02:51 PM (MNhXM)

112 Butterb Al-Powerbottom

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2023 02:51 PM (9UlRk)

113 Jews tattooing prisoners would be a REALLY bad look
Posted by: Don Black



That's why I said earlier, just shoot them. In keeping with the laws on armed conflict.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 02:51 PM (hS7lz)

114 Mohammed Ahmed al-Tater

Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 02:51 PM (WImRR)

115 I hope the "mass surrender" thing is real. I'm holding off on celebrating until the story plays out more. I don't think Israel is much for cheap propaganda (more's the pity), but I do have to say the filthy vermin in these pics seem older and fatter than the usual younger terrorists we've seen so far.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

116 Well, I guess blasting the continuous-loop Yoko tape into the tunnels was effective.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 02:52 PM (JrojV)

117 If they don't kill the POWs they should tattoo "I love Jesus Christ" on their chest.
Posted by: Silent

Star of David would be more appropriate.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2023 02:52 PM (vGIR7)

118 The Dublin City Council actually voted to fly the Palestinian flag above city hall, "twin" itself with Ramallah
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (FVME7)
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A long time from the days when Dublin had a Jewish Lord Mayor.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 07, 2023 02:52 PM (ScR16)

119 Read this morning the IDF started flooding Hamas tunnels and they saw them coming out like rats out of them.

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 02:52 PM (fwDg9)

120 Why do so many of these guys have 'moobs'?
Posted by: Lex at December 07, 2023 02:46 PM


Why do you say that like it's a Bad Thing?

Posted by: Michael Moore at December 07, 2023 02:52 PM (a3Q+t)

121 They can probably whip up some Running Man style collars.

Oooh, they need to do the Walk of Atonement through Tel Aviv. Let the Israeli women laugh at their pathetic wieners.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 02:52 PM (I/Qkd)

122 Is it true, (and I ask because I really don't know), that Jews can touch pork, just not consume it?

Because muslims are not supposed to even touch pork.

Mix lard in and spray the tunnels down.
Posted by: rickb223

--

Holding ponds from swine farms.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 07, 2023 02:52 PM (sIl7T)

123 92. It's either a terrorist surrender or line at any Vegas hotel buffet.

Posted by: Lex at December 07, 2023 02:52 PM (fMN7A)

124 Did you see the man boobs on the fat one in the first row? Jeebus, these guys are fat and womanly.
Posted by: Pudinhead

choq.com. enter clay & buck for 30% off

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 02:52 PM (CIS44)

125 "This is such good news!"

-- The village goats

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

126 That's why I said earlier, just shoot them. In keeping with the laws on armed conflict.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 02:51 PM (hS7lz)
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Agree.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 07, 2023 02:53 PM (zutzM)

127
That "journalist" looks like Tater. Separated at birth?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2023 02:53 PM (9mNHV)

128 Heh. Reminds me of when my Dad would flood gopher tunnels to drown them.

And seawater is incredibly corrosive for any wiring or equipment left in those tunnels. They're going to be unusable. Wonder what that does to the integrity of the soil above them?

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 07, 2023 02:53 PM (uY1j2)

129 Forget raping them, start cutting off their nuts

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 02:53 PM (fwDg9)

130 One of the things I love about Israel is how sweet they are. Always nice and never naughty. They're like a nice-tempered little girl.

If Lichtenstein's unmerciful ruler were in command, the Arabs would shudder for a thousand years after his retributive rampage.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Lichtensteinian Usurper at December 07, 2023 02:53 PM (0FoWg)

131 If they don't kill the POWs they should tattoo "I love Jesus Christ" on their chest.
Posted by: Silent

Star of David would be more appropriate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2023 02:52 PM (vGIR7)


And "forehead." Because the forehead is nature's billboard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 02:53 PM (Gsmsg)

132 Sure!

Played touch and tackle football throughout my teens.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


Then mix lard in with the water and hose down the tunnels. Deny them usage even if the drained them in the future.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 02:53 PM (hS7lz)

133
Has Jordan checked in since yesterday when she was having tests run?

Posted by: old chick at December 07, 2023 02:54 PM (sOete)

134 Big mistake letting them surrender.

Posted by: Unkaren at December 07, 2023 02:54 PM (kKfmS)

135 Mix lard in and spray the tunnels down.
Posted by: rickb223
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Holding ponds from swine farms.


We really need to start charging for this stuff.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 02:54 PM (I/Qkd)

136 I think the time for "optics" is gone nowadays for Israelis and rightly so.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (JAi95)


agree x 10

Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2023 02:54 PM (dCxaZ)

137 It looks like they captured Hamas' Meal Team 6.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2023 02:54 PM (aQy7p)

138 Because the forehead is nature's billboard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 02:53 PM


Omaha!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at December 07, 2023 02:55 PM (a3Q+t)

139 Because muslims are not supposed to even touch pork.

Mix lard in and spray the tunnels down.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (hS7lz)


Pour bacon fat all over them and feed them to the swine.

Posted by: Somebody said something at December 07, 2023 02:55 PM (RilAR)

140
Hamas a-holes surrendering is nice, but probably a temporary victory.

As we've seen a million times before, the Palestinians or someone else will kidnap 5 or 6 Israelis and demand the release of 200 hundred Hamas prisoners and will get what they want.

Still, a quick end is nice in the short term, but probably all of those terrorists captives should be shot and thrown into a ditch in the middle of nowhere. Otherwise, they're back in business in another year or three.

And legally, they could be shot as they are terrorists and not soldiers.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2023 02:55 PM (QzZeQ)

141 101 I thought Hamas freedom fighters fought to their death in order to glorify Allah and went splodey dope if they somehow got captured.
Posted by: Blake
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Fighters are granted religious approval to lie, cheat, steal, etc. to fight another day if facing heretics or non believers and that ceasefires can be ended anytime that the odds are favorable to Muslims to end it.
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The Koran and its Hadiths provide endless justifications to do what one wants to heretics or non-believers. It also provides endless justifications to do the right thing so it is a religion for all seasons that way.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 02:55 PM (JAi95)

142 No more Goat Soup for You!!!!

Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2023 02:55 PM (PCK5/)

143 It's hard to argue with the optics of lining these animals up, hanging them by their haunches, and knackering them over a drainage ditch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2023 02:56 PM (9UlRk)

144 Not to pat myself on the back or nuffin, but when this thing started I asked what about flooding the tunnels? Seems like the most obvious way to destroy them.

Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 02:56 PM (WImRR)

145 Still, a quick end is nice in the short term, but probably all of those terrorists captives should be shot and thrown into a ditch in the middle of nowhere. Otherwise, they're back in business in another year or three.

And legally, they could be shot as they are terrorists and not soldiers.


Yes, but then Anthony Blinken would get the vapors and clutch his pearls.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 02:56 PM (I/Qkd)

146 Emanuel (Mannie) Fabian @manniefabian 3h
The IDF announces the deaths of two soldiers during fighting in the Gaza Strip, bringing the toll of slain soldiers in the ground offensive to 89.

They are:
Master Sgt. (res.) Gal Meir Eisenkot, 25, of the 55st Brigade's 699th Battalion, from Herzliya. He is the son of former chief of staff Gadi Eisenkot.

Sgt. Maj. (res.) Jonathan David Deitch, 34, of the 55th Brigade's 6623rd Reconnaissance Battalion, from Harish.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 02:56 PM (krqg6)

147 Is it true, (and I ask because I really don't know), that Jews can touch pork, just not consume it?

Because muslims are not supposed to even touch pork.

Mix lard in and spray the tunnels down.
Posted by: rickb223
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I remember reading Russia would wrap them in pig skin to take away the incentive that they could be martyrs in paradise.

The fact they squealed so loudly about it tells me it probably did have the intended effect.

Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2023 02:57 PM (j1v7c)

148 Terrorist apologists are claiming that all of these military-age men are not terrorists, but civilians who were "ambushed while attempting to flee."

They also claim that one "journalist" was captured among them, and we all know that no Arab journalists ever collaborate with Hamas and other terrorist groups.

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Both of those are often distinctions without difference.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 07, 2023 02:57 PM (zxP/x)

149 And seawater is incredibly corrosive for any wiring or equipment left in those tunnels. They're going to be unusable. Wonder what that does to the integrity of the soil above them?
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse
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Nothing good if sustained enough. Probably affect the underground aquifers that were already becoming more saline. Gaza may have to rely on desalinization plants in the future.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 02:57 PM (JAi95)

150 @academic_la
The IDF has officially decided to flood the tunnels in Gaza. It will start doing so gradually so that it can control any side effects and so Hamas can remove hostages from there in time before they collapse.
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I hope they continue no matter what. No more tunnels. Zero. Total loss of command and transport infrastructure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 07, 2023 02:58 PM (zxP/x)

151 122 Is it true, (and I ask because I really don't know), that Jews can touch pork, just not consume it?

Because muslims are not supposed to even touch pork.

Mix lard in and spray the tunnels down.
Posted by: rickb223
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Jews can eat pork. At least the Jews I know do. I think there are rules about the type of silverware and plates that can be used, or other similar stuff. But I would wager only the very religious Jews aren't eating pork nowadays.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

152 Shouldn't he have been at his mom's house and not in the streets then??

Ramy Abdu| رامي عبده @RamAbdu 4h
Among those detainees is my dear friend and veteran journalist Diaa Al-Kahlot. I had begged him to leave Beit Lahia and go to the south of Wadi Gaza, but he told me how to leave your dear Nada and my elderly mother.
His daughter, Nada, is disabled and needs special care and equipment, she wouldn’t survive displacement.

My heart is with Diaa, my heart is with Nada. My heart is with all our hostages.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 02:58 PM (krqg6)

153 Diaa Al-Kahlot

Brian Stelter in mooslim mufti?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 07, 2023 02:58 PM (tWFHZ)

154 Nothing good if sustained enough. Probably affect the underground aquifers that were already becoming more saline. Gaza may have to rely on desalinization plants in the future.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 02:57 PM (JAi95)
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Maybe they should have surrendered before the earth got salted, then.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 07, 2023 02:58 PM (zxP/x)

155 149

Nothing good if sustained enough. Probably affect the underground aquifers that were already becoming more saline. Gaza may have to rely on desalinization plants in the future.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 02:57 PM (JAi95)

Oh no!… Anyway..

Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2023 02:58 PM (PCK5/)

156 Nothing good if sustained enough. Probably affect the underground aquifers that were already becoming more saline. Gaza may have to rely on desalinization plants in the future.

Shouldn't be a problem for technological whizzes like the Palis.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 02:58 PM (I/Qkd)

157 If they don't kill the POWs they should tattoo "I love Jesus Christ" on their chest.
Posted by: Silent at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (CrU4U)

I think "Fuck Mohammad" would have a more desired affect. On their face and on their dick and balls.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 07, 2023 02:59 PM (BdMk6)

158 I kinda hate to see terrorists surrendering. It means you can't kill them.

Nope. Terrorists are not treated the same way as POWs.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2023 02:59 PM (YRsIm)

159 Gaza may have to rely on desalinization plants in the future.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 02:57 PM (JAi95)


Which would operate for about a week before they were stripped of wiring, pipe, and anything else that was useful.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 02:59 PM (Gsmsg)

160 Jews can eat pork. At least the Jews I know do. I think there are rules about the type of silverware and plates that can be used, or other similar stuff. But I would wager only the very religious Jews aren't eating pork nowadays.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)
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If you keep kosher, you're not eating pork. The "different dishes" thing is a dodge. You're doing the wrong thing and you know it, but you don't have to re-sanctify the kitchen when you're done. If you violate, use disposable stuff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 07, 2023 02:59 PM (zxP/x)

161 The IDF has officially decided to flood the tunnels in Gaza.

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okay

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 02:59 PM (V13WU)

162 Cue the "Rains of Castamere."

Posted by: Bell the Cat at December 07, 2023 02:59 PM (Y1xL6)

163 I remember reading Russia would wrap them in pig skin to take away the incentive that they could be martyrs in paradise.

The fact they squealed so loudly about it tells me it probably did have the intended effect.


One of the things that set off the Indian mutiny were rumors that the ammunition pouches (I think) issued to the native troops were made out of pigskin.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 02:59 PM (JrojV)

164 Goebbels was a journalist

Posted by: PG at December 07, 2023 02:59 PM (gQbO4)

165 Nothing good if sustained enough. Probably affect the underground aquifers that were already becoming more saline. Gaza may have to rely on desalinization plants in the future.
Posted by: whig


Hopefully there will be no gaza in the future.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 02:59 PM (hS7lz)

166 Seems like the IDF rolled things up quickly enough to avoid a wider regional war.

Which surprises me, as I thought Iran was itching for an excuse to get directly involved.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 07, 2023 03:00 PM (tT6L1)

167 Flood the tunnels and then release the sharks with friggin laser beams on their heads.

Posted by: Duke Lowell the big dummy at December 07, 2023 03:00 PM (u73oe)

168 >>I think "Fuck Mohammad" would have a more desired affect. On their face and on their dick and balls.

Rainbow flag. We'll see how many of them can fly.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)

169 these mfers sure love them some Pepsi

Posted by: x at December 07, 2023 03:00 PM (C3l/P)

170 now that these bastards got caught ,it's all about the dear old mother....cowards

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:01 PM (V13WU)

171 I kinda hate to see terrorists surrendering. It means you can't kill them.

Nope. Terrorists are not treated the same way as POWs.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


Yep. Line 'em up and get to work.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:01 PM (hS7lz)

172 Hamas surrendering?

It's a trap. They are filthy, lying scumbags. They will turn on their captors, murder and rape them and then be Hamas again.

No jail.

Send them to assimilate into Iran.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2023 03:01 PM (9bYWc)

173 Drill baby drill?
PUMP BABY PUMP!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 07, 2023 03:01 PM (tWFHZ)

174 I hope this is the beginning of the end. Israel really has only limited time to conduct kinetic operations before Biden caved to world pressure and tried to force a halt. I don't know what comes next but Israel can't simply vacate the territory or Hamas will recover and resume terrorism. But the prospects of a long occupation can't be exciting either.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at December 07, 2023 03:01 PM (b5mAA)

175 Jews can eat pork. At least the Jews I know do. I think there are rules about the type of silverware and plates that can be used, or other similar stuff. But I would wager only the very religious Jews aren't eating pork nowadays.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)
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It's simple: non-religious do what they want. Torah observant will not consume any non-kosher food product. Even mildly traditional Jews often draw a line when it comes to pig, though their line is fungible when it comes to most anything else.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 07, 2023 03:01 PM (zutzM)

176 Yep. Line 'em up and get to work.
Posted by: rickb223 at

make em dig the ditch first.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 03:02 PM (CIS44)

177 I think "F*** Mohammad" would have a more desired affect. On their face and on their dick and balls.

Damnit! Did you not hear me at #135?!! Stop giving away our inventory!

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:02 PM (I/Qkd)

178 OMG, that's Middle East Tater...

Posted by: Inogame at December 07, 2023 03:02 PM (53oGX)

179 Jews can eat pork. At least the Jews I know do. I think there are rules about the type of silverware and plates that can be used, or other similar stuff. But I would wager only the very religious Jews aren't eating pork nowadays.


I had an aunt who worked as a maid in a Jewish household. She was given very strict rules to follow regarding where certain dishes got stored and what they could contain. I think a lot of it was driven by the rule to keep dairy and beef products separate.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:02 PM (JrojV)

180 I remember reading Russia would wrap them in pig skin to take away the incentive that they could be martyrs in paradise.

==

*sigh
Russia can get away with such creative stuff....

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:02 PM (V13WU)

181 more like: this group surrendered as a decoy for something else. They are probably moving elsewhere.
Posted by: JayInAmes at December 07, 2023 02:42 PM (yGu6h)

That's silly - possibly the high rollers are trying to get away, though Israel potted one earlier. But there's no strategy in surrendering your foot soldiers, that's the ones who need to stand and die so you can get away.

As said above, terrorists and mobs taken along on terrorist raids aren't good soldiers. War is a serious business as a lot of people around the world are finding out, and unserious people lose them.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:02 PM (eoQWY)

182 "Probably affect the underground aquifers that were already becoming more saline."
The amount of water used to flood the tunnels should be nothing compared to the water consumption of a region like Gaza. Probably in a month the effect would be gone.

Posted by: PG at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (gQbO4)

183 Which surprises me, as I thought Iran was itching for an excuse to get directly involved.

I never thought Iran wanted to get involved. They talk a big game.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (I/Qkd)

184 All the Hamas prisoners are "Fat Slobs" !!!!! I guess the UN must hand out good food with US money donated to them annually.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (Qfk4E)

185 Maybe Israeli soldiers should rape them. I keep being told that Israel must engage in "proportionate" warfare. Raping terrorists who themselves engage in rape against women would be "proportionate."

Maybe with your dick but definitely not mine!

Posted by: Some IDF soldier at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (XqcwY)

186 IDF and Israel will not kill the terrorists because the Israelis are too moral for their own good.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (vGIR7)

187 Waiting for a call

Posted by: Air Pinochet at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (I9CLC)

188 160 Jews can eat pork. At least the Jews I know do. I think there are rules about the type of silverware and plates that can be used, or other similar stuff. But I would wager only the very religious Jews aren't eating pork nowadays.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)
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If you keep kosher, you're not eating pork. The "different dishes" thing is a dodge. You're doing the wrong thing and you know it, but you don't have to re-sanctify the kitchen when you're done. If you violate, use disposable stuff.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 07, 2023 02:59 PM (zxP/x)
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True, but I wager the number of Jews keeping kosher all the time (putting aside holidays, etc) is fairly low. All the Jews I know have no issue eating pork at least on normal days. I had 4 of them -- including an Israeli -- at my July 4th BBQ and all of them had some pork ribs.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

189 Jews should not eat pork. Neither should Asians. All this pork eating is sending pork prices higher and higher. Stop it.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (PGK1w)

190 Just roll some Indiana Jones boulders down there.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (kXyjq)

191 Send them to assimilate into Iran.

*Sighs*

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (I/Qkd)

192 Maybe they should have surrendered before the earth got salted, then.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Not implying that I cared what Ham Ass brought down on themselves but simply that flooding massive underground tunnel systems with salty water will destabilize the aquifers and have an unpredictable outcome on the surface using the Egyptian flooding Gazan tunnels as an example. Marshlands, sinkholes, etc. will occur for some time afterwards and it is possible that building foundations will also be affected.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (JAi95)

193 Parade the Gaza women through that little sausage fest:

46 – Rule: It is haram to look at the arms, chest, or any other part of the body of a non-Mahram man who is wearing inappropriate clothing, such as a short sleeve shirt, or has kept the collar of his shirt open, or is wearing see-through clothing, etc… even if it is without the intention of lust. AGKLMS

According to Ihtiyat Wajib, it is not allowed.

Posted by: Orson at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (dIske)

194 Drench 'em all with bacon grease. Then....**types**deletes**

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (iODuv)

195 Maybe with your dick but definitely not mine!
Posted by: Some IDF soldier at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (XqcwY)

You're all carrying a gun.

Get creative.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (9UlRk)

196 Terrorists are not SUPPOSED TO BE treated the same way as POWs.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2023 02:59 PM (YRsIm)
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Modified to reflect current continuing Israeli stupidity.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (zutzM)

197 Anybody here with any hydrology training? What is the long term prognosis for having all these flooded tunnels under an urban area? water is very very heavy, and soil can shift
Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 02:43 PM (geLO

Its going to be more stable than empty tunnels.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (eoQWY)

198 It looks like all those billions that the U.S. sends to the palestinians every year were spent mostly on Twinkies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (Gsmsg)

199 IDF and Israel will not kill the terrorists because the Israelis are too moral for their own good.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

I see no moral conundrum with executing them.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (CIS44)

200 seriously tho, 86 all these mf'ers

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (AcWfM)

201 96
Mix lard in and spray the tunnels down.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 02:49 PM (hS7lz)

Fatburgs for the win!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (N39Ws)

202
Raw Video Is Reportedly Seawater Flooding Gaza Tunnels, Hamas Fighter Records His Last Moments

https://tinyurl.com/3yeh4bus

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 03:05 PM (geLO8)

203 I never thought Iran wanted to get involved. They talk a big game.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (I/Qkd)

Yep. Plus they have no money for a war.

Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 03:05 PM (WImRR)

204 Also they should bomb some places in Iran.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 07, 2023 03:05 PM (J8LnB)

205 it would be immoral to let them live

it would reward cowardice, which is immoral

it would deny justice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2023 03:05 PM (AcWfM)

206 Back in the day, didn't they clip the earlobes of known cowards?

For ever after people would know what they are.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 07, 2023 03:05 PM (udOO0)

207 Maybe Israeli soldiers should rape them. I keep being told that Israel must engage in "proportionate" warfare. Raping terrorists who themselves engage in rape against women would be "proportionate."

Maybe with your dick but definitely not mine!
Posted by: Some IDF soldier at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (XqcwY)


Here, use this baseball bat.

Posted by: Somebody said something at December 07, 2023 03:05 PM (RilAR)

208 if they're not going to get rid of them (which they very much should!!!) they need to geld every single one

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2023 03:06 PM (AcWfM)

209 that building foundations will also be affected.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (JAi95)

Good.

Salt the Earth from the other side. Fine with me. Let people generations from now visit the barren place where Israel made it abundantly clear that This Shit Will Not Stand.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2023 03:06 PM (9UlRk)

210 A day or two after the 10/7 horror vi said in a post here to flood the tunnels. If an amateur like me can figure it out I'm pretty sure this was the intent all along. Egypt flooded smuggling tunnels from the south in2015

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 07, 2023 03:06 PM (wukIh)

211 If you operate as a "journalist" in Gaza, you're printing what Hamas wants you to. Period. So he's either a propagandist or a collaborator at a minimum. The implication that because this guy is a "journalist" he must not be a terrorist is stupid. "Journalists" in Gaza are more likely, not less, to be active Hamas agents.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (Odg76)

I'd probably prefer the terrorists to journalists in this day and age. There's only a handful left that do any reporting.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:06 PM (eoQWY)

212 @academic_la
The IDF has officially decided to flood the tunnels in Gaza. It will start doing so gradually so that it can control any side effects and so Hamas can remove hostages from there in time before they collapse.
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I hope they continue no matter what. No more tunnels. Zero. Total loss of command and transport infrastructure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I find this to be rather excellent adaptation of the legendary Roman's salting the ground at Carthage. I also lean towards the Israelis creating an artificial reef by pushing the Gaza City rubble into the ocean.

Posted by: lost in space at December 07, 2023 03:06 PM (Lqt5D)

213 I never thought Iran wanted to get involved. They talk a big game.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (I/Qkd)

Yep. Plus they have no money for a war.
Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 03:05 PM (WImRR)


They tried to launch a squadron of their home-built advanced jet fighters but then they realized they were made out of styrofoam and they had no engines.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 03:06 PM (Gsmsg)

214 The amount of water used to flood the tunnels should be nothing compared to the water consumption of a region like Gaza. Probably in a month the effect would be gone.
Posted by: PG
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Not really, a lot of Gaza already depended on now shut off Israeli water from pipelines. A lot depends on the unfilled volume but 300 miles of tunnels and bunkers done over years would be something like flooding the London Underground.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:06 PM (JAi95)

215 True, but I wager the number of Jews keeping kosher all the time (putting aside holidays, etc) is fairly low.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (iFTx/)
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Rough estimate: Somewhere around at least 20% of Jews keep kosher. That's several million of us worldwide.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 07, 2023 03:07 PM (zutzM)

216 163 I remember reading Russia would wrap them in pig skin to take away the incentive that they could be martyrs in paradise.

The fact they squealed so loudly about it tells me it probably did have the intended effect.


One of the things that set off the Indian mutiny were rumors that the ammunition pouches (I think) issued to the native troops were made out of pigskin.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 02:59 PM (JrojV)

Sepoy Mutiny. Pig and Beef tallow, supposedly

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 03:07 PM (ynpvh)

217 203 I never thought Iran wanted to get involved. They talk a big game.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:03 PM (I/Qkd)

Yep. Plus they have no money for a war.
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That, and a lot of diversity at home. Most of them very unhappy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 07, 2023 03:07 PM (PGK1w)

218 seriously tho, 86 all these mf'ers

Posted by: BlackOrchid


Oh, no! We'd just be creating more terrorists!

*narrator's note: Mr. Blinken apparently doesn't understand the basics of human reproduction. *

Posted by: Anthony Blinken at December 07, 2023 03:07 PM (I/Qkd)

219 Uh, what about Hamas spread out throughout Europe and US?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2023 03:07 PM (Hkcdp)

220 Someone posted that the first video may be from a previous flooding of terrorist tunnels --- maybe when Egypt did it? I am ignorant of the history there so I can only repeat what I have read.

I wonder what the people starving in Gaza think of all of the well fed, bitch tits on display there among Hamas?

Posted by: Thatch at December 07, 2023 03:07 PM (8/li9)

221 As ace pointed out, these so-called Hamas warriors, or terrorists as we call them, are not underfed. UN, or rather governments funding them, have been too generous. In fact I have not seen anyone from Gaza who was a normal weight. I suppose that's what you get when nobody works and just expects the world to feed them.

Posted by: Decaf at December 07, 2023 03:07 PM (3JfbU)

222 > Re: the pic of Hamas lined up in rows. Lotta moobs. Whole lotta moobs.

Fenugreek, Sesame seeds, Flaxseeds, Chickpeas, and Dates all have compounds which are similar to estrogen.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2023 03:08 PM (Odg76)

223 well, from that photo, it doesn't look like anyone is starving...
Maybe just their women and children.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 07, 2023 03:08 PM (Rbu5d)

224 Raw Video Is Reportedly Seawater Flooding Gaza Tunnels, Hamas Fighter Records His Last Moments

https://tinyurl.com/3yeh4bus
Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 03:05 PM


Well...bye.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2023 03:08 PM (aQy7p)

225 A day or two after the 10/7 horror vi said in a post here to flood the tunnels. If an amateur like me can figure it out I'm pretty sure this was the intent all along. Egypt flooded smuggling tunnels from the south in2015
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 07, 2023 03:06 PM (wukIh)

Egypt did not have a few hundred hostages in those tunnels, nor the pressure about "civilian population...refugees" !1!! being flooded.

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:08 PM (V13WU)

226 >I find this to be rather excellent adaptation of the legendary Roman's salting the ground at Carthage. I also lean towards the Israelis creating an artificial reef by pushing the Gaza City rubble into the ocean.

Posted by: lost in space at December 07, 2023 03:06 PM (Lqt5D)

*nods sagely* The old ways are the best.

Posted by: Scipio Africanus at December 07, 2023 03:08 PM (NgqoH)

227 Jeremiah 16:16 - Behold, I will send for many fishers, saith the LORD, and they shall fish them; and after will I send for many hunters, and they shall hunt them from every mountain, and from every hill, and out of the holes of the rocks.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 07, 2023 03:09 PM (NtVYv)

228 Not sure why there are pictures of Hamas assholes in the first place? Where did IDF go soft?
Posted by: Silent at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (CrU4U)

You let them surrender, you win faster. You can always try them for war crimes later at your leisure.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:09 PM (eoQWY)

229 Genuinely surprised the IDF could get rolling again after the pause. Impressive.

Posted by: Watching It All Burn at December 07, 2023 03:10 PM (jwdcU)

230 The parading or displaying of EPW's may be a technical violation of the laws of war. I'm more than willing to give the IDF a mulligan on that. I'm not certain of the status of hamas personal (phrase used very loosely). It could be that the EPW's are going to be classified as unlawful combatants to be processed and disposed of in the proper and lawful manner. I'm cool with a military tribunal, conviction followed by summary execution. See, I'm a problem solver.

Posted by: Eric (The OC Tanker) at December 07, 2023 03:10 PM (UDl7v)

231 164 Goebbels was a journalist. Go to Google, look up Herman Goering. Tiny picture of a fat man. German Politician is what they sez.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 07, 2023 03:10 PM (0EOe9)

232 In fact I have not seen anyone from Gaza who was a normal weight. I suppose that's what you get when nobody works and just expects the world to feed them.
Posted by: Decaf at December 07, 2023 03:07 PM (3JfbU)

Most Americans on welfare are obese.

Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 03:10 PM (WImRR)

233 Uh, what about Hamas spread out throughout Europe and US?

What about them?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2023 03:10 PM (YRsIm)

234 34 Those are some fat, nasty-looking dudes.

I'll think we're gonna need extra Mannix pics to make up for it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Where Mannix falls short, the Admiral is willing to step-in!
https://tinyurl.com/4snzfjt2

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 07, 2023 03:10 PM (u2PCb)

235 Well whacking terrorists would do the trick now but every Leftist in the wold will go up in arms and there is the thought if surrender is useless fight to the death.

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 03:10 PM (fwDg9)

236 Persians hate Arabs.

Sending Hamas to Iran would be fitting.

Or am I missing something?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2023 03:10 PM (9bYWc)

237 Honestly, I still don't understand what the overall strategy was in launching the October 7 attack in the first place. Did Hamas just think they had been out of the news cycle for too long?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 03:11 PM (Gsmsg)

238 Hopefully there will be no gaza in the future.
Posted by: rickb223
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There will be a geographic area called Gaza. The rest of it is up for grabs but under no circumstances should any of the current inhabitants end up in the West and particularly the US as "refugees".

Frankly, after 10/7 and endless past provocations, I don't care if the Israelis decide to go Old Testament on them using the Ark of the Covenant zapping but the West should basically stay out of it just like we should have Ukraine.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:11 PM (JAi95)

239 Sepoy Mutiny. Pig and Beef tallow, supposedly
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


That's right. It was the tallow that they used to lubricate their guns that was the problem. The pig tallow for the Muslims, and the beef tallow for the Hindus. Thanks for setting me straight.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:11 PM (JrojV)

240 I wonder what effect the pics of these great moobed warriors has on the rest of the region....

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:11 PM (V13WU)

241
NurseR, if you can, would you check in with Jordan for an update.

Posted by: old chick at December 07, 2023 03:11 PM (sOete)

242 Most Americans on welfare are obese.
Posted by: Montec at

Dont make me pay for you fudge rounds dammit!
-Oliver Anthony

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 03:11 PM (CIS44)

243 MICROCHIP the lot of them.

Track and trace, FTW!

Posted by: Beverly at December 07, 2023 03:11 PM (Epeb0)

244 Honestly, I still don't understand what the overall strategy was in launching the October 7 attack in the first place. Did Hamas just think they had been out of the news cycle for too long?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 03:11 PM (Gsmsg)

My hunch is they got played.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2023 03:12 PM (9UlRk)

245 "A lot depends on the unfilled volume but 300 miles of tunnels and bunkers done over years would be something like flooding the London Underground."
True, but these tunnels seem pretty narrow. And not all this salty water will filter down to the aquifers and not all at once.

Posted by: PG at December 07, 2023 03:12 PM (gQbO4)

246 Raw Video Is Reportedly Seawater Flooding Gaza Tunnels, Hamas Fighter Records His Last Moments

https://tinyurl.com/3yeh4bus
Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 03:05 PM
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Gives a whole new meaning to... livestreaming.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 07, 2023 03:12 PM (zutzM)

247 I was critical of Israel for not attacking Gaza right after 10/7, in part because I didn't think they could withstand the inevitable "international pressure" and that this meant Israel had only a limited time to take care of business. I was wrong, and Israel undoubtedly saved a lot of IDF lives by waiting, planning, and then methodically proceeding to take Hamas apart. With the bonus of utterly exposing the murderous, hypocritical, anti-Semitic left here in the U.S.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 07, 2023 03:12 PM (qUkBO)

248 Sepoy Mutiny. Pig and Beef tallow, supposedly
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 03:07 PM (ynpvh)
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The rumors about the greased cartridges varied by the religion of the troops, either beef (Hindu) or pork (Muslim). By the time the authorities announced that the troops could grease their own cartridges with acceptable substances, the damage had been done.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 07, 2023 03:12 PM (ScR16)

249 I notice no uniforms not even the green bandanas that are acceptable according to the Conventions, as brassards, not that Hamas terrorists are covered anyway...

Israel Defense Forces @IDF 47m
Urban warfare is Hamas’ barbaric game.

Watch to see armed Hamas terrorists fortify themselves in civilian buildings in Gaza from their own body camera:
https://tinyurl.com/bdhnah6h
28 seconds

Emanuel (Mannie) Fabian @manniefabian 1h
The IDF releases footage obtained from the bodycam of a Hamas operative during fighting in northern Gaza's Jabaliya, showing armed members of the terror group crawling on the ground inside a building.

The IDF says the Nahal Brigade encountered the operatives, who had fired anti-tank missiles at the troops. The cell was struck by a drone. Another member of the cell was killed by the troops, and on his body, the camera was found.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 03:13 PM (krqg6)

250
237 Honestly, I still don't understand what the overall strategy was in launching the October 7 attack in the first place. Did Hamas just think they had been out of the news cycle for too long?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 03:11 PM (Gsmsg)

Killing and raping Jews was enough.

Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 03:13 PM (WImRR)

251 236 Persians hate Arabs.

Sending Hamas to Iran would be fitting.

Or am I missing something?
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Iran won't do it. A little known fact is that Persians are close to becoming a minority in their own country of Iran with Turks, Kurds, Arabs, and Pathans in Iran having higher birth rates than Persians.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:13 PM (JAi95)

252 Hamas feedom fighters being depicted as great fans of deep fried falafel.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 07, 2023 03:13 PM (0EOe9)

253 Why should I believe any media report?

Posted by: Russian Collusion at December 07, 2023 03:13 PM (GDD+p)

254 The Arabs in general do not seem to be a very attractive people.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:13 PM (JrojV)

255 Marshlands, sinkholes, etc. will occur for some time afterwards and it is possible that building foundations will also be affected.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (JAi95)

Oh no.

Anyway......

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 07, 2023 03:14 PM (BdMk6)

256 take their thumbs. it identifies and handicaps.

Posted by: x at December 07, 2023 03:14 PM (C3l/P)

257 >Where Mannix falls short, the Admiral is willing to step-in!



IT'S A TRAP

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 03:14 PM (geLO8)

258 There will be a geographic area called Gaza. The rest of it is up for grabs but under no circumstances should any of the current inhabitants end up in the West and particularly the US as "refugees".

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:11 PM


So...how long before we have their entire population, and which red states will the powers that be settle them in?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2023 03:14 PM (aQy7p)

259 A republic has nothing to fear from an aspiring tyrant.
A democracy does.

When the laws are tools to constrain the state, no tyrant can arise.
When the laws are tools of the state to constrain the people, a tyrant always arises.

We are not a republic and the law is a tool of the state ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 07, 2023 03:14 PM (dfJgP)

260 Honestly, I still don't understand what the overall strategy was in launching the October 7 attack in the first place. Did Hamas just think they had been out of the news cycle for too long?

Immediately after the attack, I suggested that Russia had coerced their butt boy, Iran, do this to take the heat off Ukraine. I was roundly mocked, but I still think I was right.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:14 PM (I/Qkd)

261 There will be a geographic area called Gaza. The rest of it is up for grabs but under no circumstances should any of the current inhabitants end up in the West and particularly the US as "refugees".

Posted by: whig

Bring them all here. They just want to breathe.
-Nimrata Nikki Haley.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 03:15 PM (CIS44)

262 I was critical of Israel for not attacking Gaza right after 10/7, in part because I didn't think they could withstand the inevitable "international pressure" and that this meant Israel had only a limited time to take care of business. I was wrong,

you're not the only one who was wrong. The planners of this little escapade also thought Israel would give in to the pressure

Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2023 03:15 PM (dCxaZ)

263 237 Honestly, I still don't understand what the overall strategy was in launching the October 7 attack in the first place. Did Hamas just think they had been out of the news cycle for too long?


double digit IQ will do that to you

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2023 03:15 PM (AcWfM)

264 "Immediately after the attack, I suggested that Russia had coerced their butt boy, Iran, do this to take the heat off Ukraine."
Definitely, this worked in Russia's favor and now Russia and Iran are better friends than ever.

Posted by: PG at December 07, 2023 03:16 PM (gQbO4)

265 If Hamas is ended it is going to make for some interesting times on college campuses across the US.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)

266 Sepoy Mutiny. Pig and Beef tallow, supposedly
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Used to grease the paper cartridges for the 1853 Enfield RMLs. [Bullshit, of course.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 03:16 PM (krqg6)

267 From the estuary to the ocean
Let's put the flooding plan in motion.

Posted by: Ok, it needs a little work at December 07, 2023 03:16 PM (GDD+p)

268 The interns at the WH must have teh sadz seeing these pics today.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 03:16 PM (Gsmsg)

269 OUT: Combined Sewer Overflow
IN: Cowardly Swine Overflow

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 07, 2023 03:16 PM (wtvvX)

270 I hope this is the beginning of the end. Israel really has only limited time to conduct kinetic operations before Biden caved to world pressure and tried to force a halt. I don't know what comes next but Israel can't simply vacate the territory or Hamas will recover and resume terrorism. But the prospects of a long occupation can't be exciting either.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at December 07, 2023 03:01 PM (b5mAA)

The ideal would be separating Hamas out, and evicting Gazans to other areas. Barring that, there can't be self rule and someone will need to guard the area and police the remainder. Chinese might be a good choice. Get rid of the poison NGOs and UN people who let this rearming happen, and somehow get these people working on something useful instead of grousing and getting killed.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:17 PM (eoQWY)

271 245 "A lot depends on the unfilled volume but 300 miles of tunnels and bunkers done over years would be something like flooding the London Underground."
True, but these tunnels seem pretty narrow. And not all this salty water will filter down to the aquifers and not all at once.
Posted by: PG
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There is literally an underground city from descriptions by the IDF down there and the IDF probably plans to keep them flooded in the future by topping them off. Eliminating native aquifers would also prove to be a massive pressure point against Gazans to behave both during and after occupation whenever that is. Doesn't actually take that much saline to make aquifers nasty and there are things you can do to destroy an aquifer rapidly if you want to do it like adding sewage to the mix which is already probably happening now due to destruction of sanitary facilities in Gaza.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:17 PM (JAi95)

272 To the tunnels, from the sea,

Blub blub blub blub lol now you're dead, Hajji

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2023 03:17 PM (9UlRk)

273 254 The Arabs in general do not seem to be a very attractive people.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:13 PM (JrojV)
_____

They are the flotsam and jetsam of the middle east. Palis are the worst of the worst. Persians are probably the best looking, followed by Egyptians, then Turks. Israelis are kinda all over the place. The good-looking ones are very good-looking. The ugly ones are very ugly.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

274 Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:14 PM (I/Qkd)

I don't think there's any love between Hamas and Hezbollah either. Looks like Hezbollah got Hamas to jump and is just gathering intel, while throwing some token missiles for show.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2023 03:18 PM (YRsIm)

275 255 Marshlands, sinkholes, etc. will occur for some time afterwards and it is possible that building foundations will also be affected.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:04 PM (JAi95)

Oh no.

Anyway......
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 07, 2023 03:14 PM (BdMk6)

Isn't this what is called the "Find Out" portion of the exercise?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2023 03:18 PM (N39Ws)

276 Bring them all here. They just want to breathe.
-Nimrata Nikki Haley.
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Send her there, she just wants to experience Ham Ass to its full extent.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:18 PM (JAi95)

277 >>> Maybe Israeli soldiers should rape them. I keep being told that Israel must engage in "proportionate" warfare. Raping terrorists who themselves engage in rape against women would be "proportionate."

Maybe with your dick but definitely not mine!
Posted by: Some IDF soldier

Robotic Rape Rooms.
Similar to Futurama Suicide Booth but a few implements would be barbed dildos.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 07, 2023 03:18 PM (d8qoa)

278 if you want to do it like adding sewage to the mix which is already probably happening now due to destruction of sanitary facilities in Gaza.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:17 PM (JAi95)

I'm guessing that ship sailed a long time ago

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2023 03:18 PM (9UlRk)

279 Hamas is a terrorist organization.
Anyone who supports them is fair game.

Fuck em.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 07, 2023 03:18 PM (ufFY8)

280 What would be cool would be the IDF flooding the tunnels and sending through thousands of little rubber duckies. A new Hanukkah tradition. Find the lucky duck you live.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 07, 2023 03:18 PM (0EOe9)

281 The ugly ones are very ugly.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
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Now do WalMarts.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 07, 2023 03:18 PM (zutzM)

282 272 To the tunnels, from the sea,

Blub blub blub blub lol now you're dead, Hajji

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2023 03:17 PM (9UlRk)

Someone the other day posted,
Alahu Achblub...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 03:18 PM (ynpvh)

283 Honestly, I still don't understand what the overall strategy was in launching the October 7 attack in the first place. 
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They truly believe god is on their side; they can never lose.

They equally believe the Muslim world will see their easy victory and rush in to finish the rest of the Jews. Even now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 07, 2023 03:19 PM (dfJgP)

284 If they don't kill the POWs they should tattoo "I love Jesus Christ" on their chest.
Posted by: Silent

Star of David would be more appropriate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2023 02:52 PM (vGIR7)
_________________

"Mohammed was a fag."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:19 PM (At5qb)

285 This is really going upset the Presidents of Harvard and U Penn.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 07, 2023 03:19 PM (PGK1w)

286 Persian women can be mucho caliente

Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 03:19 PM (WImRR)

287 Palis are the garbage people of the ME. Quite an accomplishment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 07, 2023 03:19 PM (R4t5M)

288 Good afternoon, Boneheads.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2023 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

289 280 What would be cool would be the IDF flooding the tunnels and sending through thousands of little rubber duckies. A new Hanukkah tradition. Find the lucky duck you live.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 07, 2023 03:18 PM (0EOe9)

How about we set the tunnels on fire and see if it burns for 7 days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 07, 2023 03:19 PM (di6C2)

290
I don't even think Israeli homos would want to rape those filthy fat-bodies.

Bring in starving pigs and feed them amyl nitrate and viagra.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2023 03:19 PM (x0n13)

291 I saw Barbed Dildos open for the Sex Pistols at...oh, never mind.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 07, 2023 03:19 PM (ScR16)

292 They truly believe god is on their side; they can never lose.
________________

Then they're in for an awkward time. Especially the Jenny Craig dropouts above.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:20 PM (At5qb)

293 Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 07, 2023 03:12 PM (qUkBO)

You know how I know you’re not narcissistic. Kudos.

I’ve been wrong before and will be in the future.

Posted by: Drive by at December 07, 2023 03:20 PM (MNhXM)

294 268 The interns at the WH must have teh sadz seeing these pics today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 03:16 PM (Gsmsg)
________

It's not 5 pm yet. The interns are still too busy fetching coffee, cleaning toilets, and sucking their superiors' dicks.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

295 There are already some posts on X about the humiliation of the poor terrorists. Abu Ghraib something something.

Posted by: Professor Plum at December 07, 2023 03:20 PM (L6YDh)

296 286 Persian women can be mucho caliente
Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 03:19 PM (WImRR)


Confirmed. I dated one very briefly. Lots of hair but a body to die for!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2023 03:20 PM (x0n13)

297 Hamas terrorists have started to surrender en masse in the area of Khan Younis, one of the terrorist government's last strongholds.


Please God, let it be true.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at December 07, 2023 03:20 PM (9X60i)

298 253 Why should I believe any media report?
Posted by: Russian Collusion


Ding ding ding ding ding!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2023 03:21 PM (RzvAh)

299 Persian women can be mucho caliente
Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 03:19 PM (WImRR)

Totally, once you shave their foreheads

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 07, 2023 03:21 PM (NtVYv)

300 Israelis are kinda all over the place. The good-looking ones are very good-looking


My wife thinks the young Bibi was hot.

And the Israeli army women that I saw when I visited Israel? Va-va-va-voom!



Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:21 PM (JrojV)

301 From the estuary to the ocean
Let's put the flooding plan in motion.



From the Med to all Hamas
Let's make sure they're aqueous

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:21 PM (I/Qkd)

302 "Immediately after the attack, I suggested that Russia had coerced their butt boy, Iran, do this to take the heat off Ukraine."
Definitely, this worked in Russia's favor and now Russia and Iran are better friends than ever.
Posted by: PG at December 07, 2023 03:16 PM (gQbO4)

Nah, Russia is in the catbird seat in Ukraine even before the gun went off, and Iran certainly wasn't ready for a killing blow. I think Hamas triggered it on their own, due to the Israeli / Saudi talks and both sides getting tired of the overtures to Hamas getting rejected by them. I remember back early in Trump's term when he got a load of Hamas negotiating he ditched them, made a deal with Israel and even cut funding to Hamas.

There is also the French getting evicted from Niger, and now the Venezualans getting frisky in South America. Opportunists around the globe are noticing US weakness and fecklessness and taking their shots now.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:21 PM (eoQWY)

303 Did suggest and hope the IDF did forensic tests on every body recovered, and DNA matching on these animals

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 03:22 PM (fwDg9)

304 It doesn't matter. The Hamas fighters will go to an Israeli prison, in a year Hamas will take Israeli citizens hostage and the Hamas prisoners will be set free in an exchange.

I've seen this movie before.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2023 03:22 PM (lf83v)

305 Lake Gaza City, as I proposed weeks ago, may just become a reality.

Even if it is just a lowland salt marsh ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 07, 2023 03:22 PM (dfJgP)

306
They should pump the tunnels with nerve gas. Ironic IYKWIM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2023 03:22 PM (x0n13)

307 I want to see thousands of them lined up like that

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 07, 2023 03:22 PM (NtVYv)

308 Oh no.

Anyway......
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 07, 2023 03:14 PM (BdMk6)

Isn't this what is called the "Find Out" portion of the exercise?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
---------
Pretty much yes. Too many in the West, including our military leaders, believe wars and its effects can be managed like a dial. All that does is delay the fight until another day.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:22 PM (JAi95)

309 By every convention of War these men are Illegal Combatants and subject to summary execution.
That won't happen, it should, but it won't.

Posted by: WALTER A ADAMS at December 07, 2023 03:22 PM (Y8+7G)

310 299 Persian women can be mucho caliente
Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 03:19 PM (WImRR)

Totally, once you shave their foreheads

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 07, 2023 03:21 PM (NtVYv)

This babe was considered the peak of beauty.
https://is.gd/QO4JXb

Posted by: Ackbar's Apprentice at December 07, 2023 03:22 PM (ynpvh)

311

Wait. That last pudgy lipid mass looks like Brian Stetler!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2023 03:22 PM (x0n13)

312 The ugly ones are very ugly.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
_______________

They've got pinups of Rancida Tlabia. /shudder

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:22 PM (At5qb)

313 40 Anybody here with any hydrology training? What is the long term prognosis for having all these flooded tunnels under an urban area? water is very very heavy, and soil can shift

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 02:43 PM (geLO

Interesting question. Without knowing the layout of the tunnels, the way they were constructed or the soil/rock conditions, it would be a lot of guesswork.

Biggest thing might be the infiltration/exfiltration of water through seams/gaps/joints/cracks in the tunnel walls. Water moving this way can displace soil supporting the tunnel, causing sinkholes to open up.

Also, if the water is stagnant a long time, and there is sewage mixed in, it could go septic. Wouldn't want to be wading in it.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 07, 2023 03:22 PM (wtvvX)

314 Mexico City just got hit with an earthquake 20 minutes ago. Power is out. No reports of injuries at the moment.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:23 PM (hS7lz)

315 300 Israeli Army Women. Something about the cut of their blouse.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 07, 2023 03:23 PM (0EOe9)

316 Wait. That last pudgy lipid mass looks like Brian Stetler!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2023 03:22 PM (x0n13)
______________

The Love Spud? Or should I say the Love Falafel? The Love al-Spud?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:23 PM (At5qb)

317 Wait. That last pudgy lipid mass looks like Brian Stetler!


==


um, tha't kinda what ace said , above

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:23 PM (V13WU)

318 Palistinian chiccharones could be a thing. A lot of this shit will cease.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 07, 2023 03:23 PM (R4t5M)

319 It's not 5 pm yet. The interns are still too busy fetching coffee, cleaning toilets, and sucking their superiors' dicks.

Okay, but what about the females?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:23 PM (I/Qkd)

320 Burn the POW's. Bio-weapon fears. It will work. This plan may discourage surrender though.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 07, 2023 03:24 PM (Z8Yh2)

321 Israel is being a lot more gentle than I would be. I'd have put them all in Clockwork Orange chairs and made them watch Disney+.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2023 03:24 PM (b4o9z)

322 I regret I have but two moobs to give for Palestine!

Posted by: Elite Hamas Fighters, who look like they have been hanging out with Meal Team Six at December 07, 2023 03:24 PM (PiwSw)

323 If only there was a volcanic vent Israel could tap and fill the tunnels with magma .....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 07, 2023 03:24 PM (dfJgP)

324 317 um, tha't kinda what ace said , above
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:23 PM (V13WU)


I only read the comments!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2023 03:24 PM (x0n13)

325 I don't think there's any love between Hamas and Hezbollah either. Looks like Hezbollah got Hamas to jump and is just gathering intel, while throwing some token missiles for show.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2023 03:18 PM (YRsIm)

Hamas and the PA aren’t the greatest of friends either .

Posted by: Drive by at December 07, 2023 03:24 PM (MNhXM)

326 Is anyone here a marine hydrologist?

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 07, 2023 03:25 PM (GDD+p)

327 >Honestly, I still don't understand what the overall strategy was in launching the October 7 attack in the first place.
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they probably thought Israel would just swat them back, as so many times before

they miscalculated

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 03:25 PM (geLO8)

328 This all sounds good to me. Seems like these Mozzle-ham fanatics are great warriors (ha!) when dealing with innocent, unarmed civilians. But when a determined, well-armed, and disciplined force takes them on, they collapse like wet cardboard.

Have any of the Arab-Israeli wars since 1948 lasted very long at all? The title "Six-Day War" pretty much tells the story.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 07, 2023 03:25 PM (J2vNu)

329 300 Israelis are kinda all over the place. The good-looking ones are very good-looking


My wife thinks the young Bibi was hot.

And the Israeli army women that I saw when I visited Israel? Va-va-va-voom!



Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:21 PM (JrojV)
________

The Israeli I mentioned above at my BBQ? She was Batya, a few years out of IDF. That was a good summer . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

330 Hamas PFT days must be a real bitch, especially the quarter mile run to the falafel stand.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 07, 2023 03:25 PM (0EOe9)

331 Is there a requirement that Hamas fighters have a BMI of 53 percent?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2023 03:26 PM (lf83v)

332 There is also the French getting evicted from Niger, and now the Venezualans getting frisky in South America. Opportunists around the globe are noticing US weakness and fecklessness and taking their shots now.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:21 PM (eoQWY)
______________

Designate Chlamydia Harris as the Dismal Failure Czar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:26 PM (At5qb)

333 https://is.gd/QO4JXb


_________-
That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Somebody said something at December 07, 2023 03:26 PM (RilAR)

334 Be careful about using any videos or ascribing them to a particular event. There are a lot of fakes out there, or ones from other incidents they're trying to use for a completely different event. Those pictures are also from a single incident where the IDF had them surrounded, I believe in a tunnel complex. It was come out or die.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2023 03:26 PM (IJqrQ)

335 Israel is being a lot more gentle than I would be. I'd have put them all in Clockwork Orange chairs and made them watch Disney+.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe


You're a monster.

I'm not saying "No".

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:26 PM (I/Qkd)

336 It sounds as though Larry Nassar was stabbed eight times and suffered a collapsed lung.

That's just terrible.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Lichtensteinian Usurper at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (0FoWg)

337 And they got that fat without bacon and beer.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (lf83v)

338 321 Israel is being a lot more gentle than I would be. I'd have put them all in Clockwork Orange chairs and made them watch Disney+.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2023 03:24 PM (b4o9z)

You MONSTER!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (wtvvX)

339 Flooded tunnels exposed to raw sewage won't take long to go septic, so cholera and dysentery will be a very real threat. Sucks to be them.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (YRsIm)

340 The pumps were angry that day my friends...

Posted by: George Costanzastein at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (GDD+p)

341 Ms Nicki Haley said America should take 600,000 Paleo "refugees" in.

There. Are. No. Words.

See why the 'billies' like her?

Posted by: Beverly at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (Epeb0)

342
Style guide note: "Moobs" are now "Bitch Tits".

See Ace, yesterday.

Posted by: Auspex at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (j4U/Z)

343 314 Mexico City just got hit with an earthquake 20 minutes ago. Power is out. No reports of injuries at the moment.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:23 PM (hS7lz)

Current estimate 5.8 at depth of 44km centered about 160 km south of Mexico City.

Posted by: Ackbar's Apprentice at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (ynpvh)

344 So what happens with all those bullshit UN agencies investing the place now? What do we do with the ones bright enough to crawl out of the tunnels?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (9UlRk)

345 208 if they're not going to get rid of them (which they very much should!!!) they need to geld every single one
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2023 03:06 PM (AcWfM)

I read that that's what the gazan muslims did to the captured israeli males before or while murdering them.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (Rbu5d)

346 >>>And seawater is incredibly corrosive for any wiring or equipment left in those tunnels. They're going to be unusable. Wonder what that does to the integrity of the soil above them?

They're flooding those mines with seawater? That's incredibly dangerous!

Posted by: Stacey Sutton, Real Geologist at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (KRtlO)

347 283 Honestly, I still don't understand what the overall strategy was in launching the October 7 attack in the first place.



It to clear Jews from the territory and make them fear living near Gaza. Gaza expands. Then rinse, repeat.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (IBDwy)

348 So, what is the relationship of the IDF to the Israeli army? Is it like a special-forces unit within the army, or is it a separate organization?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (JrojV)

349 339 Flooded tunnels exposed to raw sewage won't take long to go septic, so cholera and dysentery will be a very real threat. Sucks to be them.
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No shit???!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (krqg6)

350 342
Style guide note: "Moobs" are now "Bitch Tits".

See Ace, yesterday.

Posted by: Auspex at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (j4U/Z)

McConnel okay with this?

Posted by: Ackbar's Apprentice at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (ynpvh)

351 There's more moobs in that picture then a draw full of shirtless Jonah Goldberg photos.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (IJqrQ)

352 *raises hand

Question, why do terrorists inside tunnels have body cams on them ?

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (V13WU)

353 Mexico City just got hit with an earthquake 20 minutes ago. Power is out. No reports of injuries at the moment.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:23 PM (hS7lz)

Current estimate 5.8 at depth of 44km centered about 160 km south of Mexico City.
Posted by: Ackbar's Apprentice at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (ynpvh)

Fracking.

Or man made climate change

Posted by: Drive by at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (MNhXM)

354 i wish there were more James Bond geeks here to appreciate my great View to a Kill references.

Posted by: ace at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (KRtlO)

355 Save The Gophers

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

356 Israel is being a lot more gentle than I would be. I'd have put them all in Clockwork Orange chairs and made them watch Disney+.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2023 03:24 PM (b4o9z)
_______________

Regale them with Yoko Onos' Greatest Hits.

Wait - no. They'd probably enjoy that, given the yodeling the a-hole imams do from the mosques. "Most beautiful sound ever?" Nah, Chocolate Messiah.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:29 PM (At5qb)

357 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 03:29 PM (ynpvh)

358 Kind of funny how all these "innocent civilians" captured are military age young men running around in a war zone which happens to be Hamas' final stronghold. Oh yeah just civilians.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 03:29 PM (i9ffA)

359 IDF Israeli Defense Forces = Israeli army.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (krqg6)

360 41 No tighty whities?
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at December 07, 2023 02:43 PM (VefU6)


What they are wearing in the photos were once upon a time tighty whities. IYKWIM

Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (5fDan)

361 Have any of the Arab-Israeli wars since 1948 lasted very long at all? The title "Six-Day War" pretty much tells the story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Israeli invasion of Lebanon did in the early eighties to root out the PLO but that also gave rise to Hezbollah (along with Iran's funding to its fellow Shias). Other times such as the 1956, 67, and 73 wars had heavy outside pressure by the US and USSR involved to resolve conflicts favorable to their client states.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (JAi95)

362 The Egyptians flooded the tunnels Hamas built under their border years ago. In some places it turned into marsh. In others it's like a superfund cleanup site.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (IJqrQ)

363 Mohammed was a fag."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Mohammed was a camel fucking pedophile

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (6yQ3Y)

364 351 There's more moobs in that picture then a draw full of shirtless Jonah Goldberg photos.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (IJqrQ)


It's yoga break at the National Man Boy Lincoln Project conventions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (x0n13)

365 No shit???!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (krqg6)

*snort* More than you can possibly imagine.... ;-)

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (YRsIm)

366 Mila Kunis >>>>> Khan Younis

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

367 I want to see thousands of them lined up like that

In front of a ditch. Like the ChiCom's do it.

Posted by: Paladin at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (JX1fv)

368 If only there was a volcanic vent Israel could tap and fill the tunnels with magma .....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


If only there was a volcanic vent where they could pump the gasses in.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (hS7lz)

369 "Lift your head and hold it high
Run from the tunnel or we're gonna die"

Hamas PT instructor, noting falafel is waterlogged

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (0EOe9)

370 349 339 Flooded tunnels exposed to raw sewage won't take long to go septic, so cholera and dysentery will be a very real threat. Sucks to be them.
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No shit???!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (krqg6)
______________

On the contrary.

The Israelis should do this, just to make Hamas feel at home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (At5qb)

371 Persians hate Arabs.

Sending Hamas to Iran would be fitting.

Or am I missing something?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Palestinians have been poor subjects/refugees. The ones evicted in the 67 war tried to overthrow Jordan's king. They called their eviction "Black September" and killed the Jewish Olympic team in 72 over it. They did a similar thing in Egypt which is why Egypt seals the border rather better than Israel does. A lot of Palestinians were hosted in Kuwait, and when Sadaam invaded they acted badly toward their former host and were evicted from there and most Gulf states. The PLO used to rule Lebanon and the Lebanese didn't like it and the west stopped Israel from wiping them out there in the 80s.

There are probably more I don't remember.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (eoQWY)

372 Is anyone a marine hydrologist?

Posted by: Some Guy on the Beach at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (qUkBO)

373 *raises hand

Question, why do terrorists inside tunnels have body cams on them ?
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (V13WU)
......

Hamas snuff films?

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

374 286 Persian women can be mucho caliente
Posted by: Montec

How can no one have mentioned Barbara Eden yet!?!?! Persian and HOT.
https://tinyurl.com/ycynzsmy

No....not a trap (this time). Grew up watching I Dream of Jeanie on Nick at Night...she made me feel things...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (u2PCb)

375 Mila Kunis >>>>> Khan Younis
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

like comment 2 hahahahah

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (CIS44)

376 333 https://is.gd/QO4JXb
_________-
That's a man, baby.
Posted by: Somebody said something at December 07, 2023 03:26 PM (RilAR)

Let's just say that she put the "Fat" in "Fatima."

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (i9ffA)

377 wish there were more James Bond geeks here to appreciate my great View to a Kill references.
Posted by: ace at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (KRtlO)

You amuse me

Posted by: Drive by at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (MNhXM)

378 363 Mohammed was a fag."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Mohammed was a camel fucking pedophile

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (6yQ3Y)

I saw Camel Fucking Pedophiles open for New Order at CBGB in '83

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (wtvvX)

379 40 Anybody here with any hydrology training? What is the long term prognosis for having all these flooded tunnels under an urban area? water is very very heavy, and soil can shift

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 02:43 PM (geLO

Meh, it's Gaza

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 07, 2023 03:32 PM (NtVYv)

380 363 Mohammed was a fag."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Mohammed was a camel fucking pedophile

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (6yQ3Y)
_______

"Hey, don't blame me. I never consented! He raped me!"

-- the camel

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 07, 2023 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

381 make a 100 man human centipede and pipe the last mans doody into the tunnels

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 07, 2023 03:32 PM (7cPAc)

382 As said been reading everything up on the Oct 7 attack and seen the Hamas plot was years ahead,

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 03:32 PM (fwDg9)

383 285 This is really going upset the Presidents of Harvard and U Penn.

Not much material for their rape-fantasy imaginations, is there?

Posted by: Auspex at December 07, 2023 03:32 PM (j4U/Z)

384 They'd probably enjoy that, given the yodeling the a-hole imams do from the mosques. "Most beautiful sound ever?"


When I was stationed in Turkey, I rather liked it. Especially in the evening, it could be kind of haunting. Like chanting monks in medieval Europe. I wouldn't call it the most beautiful sound, but it's several orders of magnitude better than Yoko.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:32 PM (JrojV)

385 Mohammed was a fag."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Mohammed was a camel fucking pedophile

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (6yQ3Y)

Isn't that from Repo Man?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:32 PM (eoQWY)

386
Question, why do terrorists inside tunnels have body cams on them ?
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023


***
So they can post their great deeds to ther favorite social media sites. I hear a big one among the Mozzel-hams is "goat-of-the-month" dot com.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 07, 2023 03:32 PM (J2vNu)

387 369 "Lift your head and hold it high
Run from the tunnel or we're gonna die"

Hamas PT instructor, noting falafel is waterlogged
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (0EOe9)


"I don't know but I've been told,
Helen Thomas' pussy is mighty cold!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2023 03:32 PM (x0n13)

388 Mohammed was a camel fucking pedophile

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (6yQ3Y)
________________

I was going to say "too long" for the tattoo, but looking at these wide-rides, I decided there would be plenty of room.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:32 PM (At5qb)

389 >>You amuse me

hah hah, well played

Posted by: ace at December 07, 2023 03:32 PM (KRtlO)

390 358 Kind of funny how all these "innocent civilians" captured are military age young men running around in a war zone which happens to be Hamas' final stronghold. Oh yeah just civilians.
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Hot news @TheNewsTrending Nov 13
Why do #Hamas terrorists in #Gaza wear civilian clothing while fighting #Israel?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8864bd
40 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 03:33 PM (krqg6)

391 "Hey, don't blame me. I never consented! He raped me!"

-- the camel
Posted by: Elric Blade a

It wasn't rape rape
-Whoopi, Sunny and Pramilla

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 03:33 PM (CIS44)

392 Hamas snuff films?
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2023 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

in the tunnels - they are filming themselves drowning in the tunnels ?? I was thinking a command center somewhere to monitor the movements.

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:33 PM (V13WU)

393 Current estimate 5.8 at depth of 44km centered about 160 km south of Mexico City.
Posted by: Ackbar's Apprentice


They have had tremors all week long.

https://tinyurl.com/32zk79j4

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:33 PM (hS7lz)

394 381 make a 100 man human centipede and pipe the last mans doody into the tunnels
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 07, 2023 03:32 PM (7cPAc)


Feed Swalwell and Kerry beans. Mongo the tunnels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2023 03:33 PM (x0n13)

395 50 I kinda hate to see terrorists surrendering. It means you can't kill them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 07, 2023 02:44 PM (xcxpd)

The photo of the kneeling terrorists on the beach with the IDF standing behind them caused me to think of the incident during the Crusades when the captured Christian knights were lined up in a row, made to kneel, and then decapitated by the practioners of The Religion of Peace.
Hmmm.
"No prisoners!" - Lawrence

Posted by: waepnedmann at December 07, 2023 03:33 PM (tmNrJ)

396 The brave Al Fatfuck Brigade.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2023 03:35 PM (0iecl)

397 now think of what the Army Corps of Engineers can do on the border with MEX...

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:35 PM (V13WU)

398 "Hey, don't blame me. I never consented! He raped me!"

-- the camel
Posted by: Elric Blade a

It wasn't rape rape
-Whoopi, Sunny and Pramilla
Posted by: BruceWayne

You ladies can go to hell.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at December 07, 2023 03:35 PM (R4t5M)

399 337 And they got that fat without bacon and beer.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2023 03:27 PM (lf83v)


All the free food they could eat, from the UN and a bunch of NGOs. Mostly provided or paid for by the US. (types/deletes)

Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2023 03:36 PM (5fDan)

400
Anyway, I hear that Godzilla movie is pretty good.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 07, 2023 02:48 PM (sIl7T)


Critical Drinker likes it. "Two bottoms up", and a save for 2023 cinema.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 07, 2023 03:36 PM (IBDwy)

401 397 now think of what the Army Corps of Engineers can do on the border with MEX...
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:35 PM (V13WU)


Not even necessary. Just imprison and confiscate the assets of every employer who knowingly hires illegals and cut of Uncle Sugar.

Watch how fast they reverse course.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2023 03:36 PM (x0n13)

402 366 Mila Kunis >>>>> Khan Younis
Posted by: Elric Blade


I demand royalties.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2023 03:36 PM (IG4Id)

403 How can no one have mentioned Barbara Eden yet!?!?! Persian and HOT.
https://tinyurl.com/ycynzsmy

No....not a trap (this time). Grew up watching I Dream of Jeanie on Nick at Night...she made me feel things...


Very nice, Admiral. For once. Thank you.

I did really not fully appreciate Jeannie back in the day, though. I was a Samantha kid.


Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:36 PM (JrojV)

404 Flooding the tunnels is basically giving Gaza an enema.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 07, 2023 03:37 PM (wtvvX)

405 "No prisoners!" - Lawrence
Posted by: waepnedmann at December 07, 2023


***
Please to hold on for one minute! I was instructed that "The Jews take no prisoners" meant they would let us go once we surrendered! Why was this trap set for us! Ai-yeee!

Posted by: Standard Mozzle-ham Terrorist at December 07, 2023 03:37 PM (J2vNu)

406 i wish there were more James Bond geeks here to appreciate my great View to a Kill references.
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I caught the reference but nobody knows but only Christopher Walken from that one

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 07, 2023 03:37 PM (dfJgP)

407 Not even necessary. Just imprison and confiscate the assets of every employer who knowingly hires illegals and cut of Uncle Sugar.

Watch how fast they reverse course.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

So JJ you are saying that incentives matter?! I shant believe it, I shant!

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 03:37 PM (CIS44)

408 Mike Johnson doesn't like the word surrender, unless it's to the democrats.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 07, 2023 03:37 PM (eYF7X)

409 All the free food they could eat, from the UN and a bunch of NGOs. Mostly provided or paid for by the US. (types/deletes)
Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2023 03:36 PM (5fDan)

Yep. Eat, sleep, and fuck all day long.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 07, 2023 03:37 PM (R4t5M)

410 Mila Kunis >>>>> Khan Younis
Posted by: Elric Blade

I demand royalties.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2023 03:36 PM (IG4Id)


Neither of you included pictures. Failure!

Posted by: spindrift at December 07, 2023 03:37 PM (QATU1)

411 Israeli invasion of Lebanon did in the early eighties to root out the PLO but that also gave rise to Hezbollah (along with Iran's funding to its fellow Shias). Other times such as the 1956, 67, and 73 wars had heavy outside pressure by the US and USSR involved to resolve conflicts favorable to their client states.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:30 PM (JAi95)

73 war was about 30 days, had to be stopped because Israel had one of Egypt's armies surrounded and was across the canal. US pressure to let the Soviet client state save face ended it there.

To be fair, Egypt made peace in the late 70s and took that pressure off of Israel.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:38 PM (eoQWY)

412 They have had tremors all week long.

https://tinyurl.com/32zk79j4
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:33 PM (hS7lz)
_______________

Lizzo doing plyometrics?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:38 PM (At5qb)

413 407 So JJ you are saying that incentives matter?! I shant believe it, I shant!
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 03:37 PM (CIS44)


DIS-incentives FTW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2023 03:38 PM (x0n13)

414 Speaking of earthquakes, it is entirely possible if faults exist in the area of Gaza that the tunnels being flooded just might spur some small earthquakes like fracking has caused in places like Oklahoma. Old cold fractures can often come to life again under stress and lubrication provided by underground water infiltration.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2023 03:38 PM (JAi95)

415 Is it possible for Catholic clergy to render the water holy as it passes through the pumps? I like the thought of cleansing the Hamas tunnels with holy water

Posted by: weew at December 07, 2023 03:38 PM (/uwTS)

416 600,000 of Nicky's pali refugees would translate into 300,000 dirty little stores where food stamps could buy cigarettes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 07, 2023 03:38 PM (0EOe9)

417 >>>I caught the reference but nobody knows but only Christopher Walken from that one

well give a brother a courtesy "heh"

Posted by: ace at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (KRtlO)

418 Remember this gem from the gelding Blinken?

The Times of Israel reported last week that, when one high-ranking Israeli official told U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken that Israeli citizens overwhelmingly support the military campaign to eliminate Hamas “even if it takes months,” he responded, “I don't think you have the credit for that.”

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (I/Qkd)

419 I did really not fully appreciate Jeannie back in the day, though. I was a Samantha kid.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023


***
Me too; and Bewitched was funnier, with better gags and character actors/actresses.

Both Liz Montgomery and Barbara Eden were champions in the nice hind paw department, though I never realized that back then.

Posted by: Standard Mozzle-ham Terrorist at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (J2vNu)

420 >>403 How can no one have mentioned Barbara Eden yet!?!?! Persian and HOT.
https://tinyurl.com/ycynzsmy

No....not a trap (this time). Grew up watching I Dream of Jeanie on Nick at Night...she made me feel things...

Keep your filthy eyes off her.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (eYF7X)

421 Tucker claims this is a confirmed quote.

@TuckerCarlson

The Biden administration is openly threatening Americans over Ukraine. In a classified briefing in the House yesterday, defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.” Pay the oligarchs or we’ll kill your kids.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (ZLI7S)

422 I did really not fully appreciate Jeannie back in the day, though. I was a Samantha kid.


Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:36 PM (JrojV)

Elizabeth Montgomery was SMOKING hot.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (wtvvX)

423 As said above, salt water is corrosive and anything electronic will be destroyed, explosives can't be much better.

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 03:40 PM (fwDg9)

424 It's not surprising that they will start surrendering. Arab armies for the last 7 centuries have a history of surrendering en masse when the battle turns against them, either that or just quitting and running away.
It's the flip side of believing absolutely that Allah is in control, Allah has willed this battle, Allah will lead you to victory. Well when the battle goes against you, Allah has obviously checked out, so why fight? It's hopeless, so they all quit.

that is the greatest and most unfixable weakness of any muslim army.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 03:40 PM (i9ffA)

425 Anybody here with any hydrology training? What is the long term prognosis for having all these flooded tunnels under an urban area? water is very very heavy, and soil can shift
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It sinks.
/s/ Atlantis

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 07, 2023 03:40 PM (dfJgP)

426 well give a brother a courtesy "heh"
Posted by: ace at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (KRtlO)

If it makes you feel better, i didn't get it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2023 03:40 PM (9UlRk)

427 “I don't think you have the credit for that.”
Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (I/Qkd)


This from the Obama State Dept. of "red lines" and "Afghanistan."

Israel sees that and says 'cuz oomak"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2023 03:40 PM (x0n13)

428 Both Liz Montgomery and Barbara Eden were champions in the nice hind paw department, though I never realized that back then.
Posted by: Standard Mozzle-ham Terrorist


The use of "hind paws" makes me suspect that a certain person has just had a sock fail.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:40 PM (JrojV)

429 Mike Johnson doesn't like the word surrender, unless it's to the democrats.

Posted by: Maj. Healey


Wow, nice reach there.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:40 PM (I/Qkd)

430 I reported Nikki Haley's text as spam, now she's sending them from a different number.
Bitch.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2023 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

431 It wasn't rape rape
-Whoopi, Sunny and Pramilla
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 03:33 PM (CIS44)
_______________

Send those stupid twats to Gaza for the Hamas USO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:41 PM (At5qb)

432 The Biden administration is openly threatening Americans over Ukraine. In a classified briefing in the House yesterday, defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.” Pay the oligarchs or we’ll kill your kids.
Posted by: JackStraw a

you first you fat diversity hire fuck.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 03:41 PM (CIS44)

433 Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (ZLI7S)

Seriously.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2023 03:41 PM (YRsIm)

434 I did really not fully appreciate Jeannie back in the day, though. I was a Samantha kid.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Bewitched, also, shaped my youth. They both looked their parts- Samantha was a beautiful wife/mom to me, while Jeannie was the hot young girlfriend.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 07, 2023 03:41 PM (u2PCb)

435 I want to hear about Mossad hit teams operating around the globe killing the cowardly leadership of Hamas in places like Oman, Qatar, etc.

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2023 03:41 PM (vGZLX)

436 This from the Obama State Dept. of "red lines" and "Afghanistan."
_______________

"Red lines" --> "brown streak"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:42 PM (At5qb)

437 Elizabeth Montgomery was SMOKING hot.
Posted by: Tex Lovera



She was a flaming lib. You think Rob Reiner is bad...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:42 PM (hS7lz)

438 Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (ZLI7S)

These traitors really want their big cut off the Ukraine money, huh?

Well, if they tried that, I imagine the anti semetic college students might turn on the Biden administration, unless they're only going to draft the children of Trump voters?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2023 03:42 PM (RSbhh)

439 I want to hear about Mossad hit teams operating around the globe killing the cowardly leadership of Hamas in places like Oman, Qatar, etc.
Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2023 03:41 PM (vGZLX)

24-7 forever

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (NtVYv)

440 It's OK, ace. I'm not funny either.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (Odg76)

441 want to hear about Mossad hit teams operating around the globe killing the cowardly leadership of Hamas in places like Oman, Qatar, etc.

Nobody expects a Mossad Assassination!

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (I/Qkd)

442 Just got to this thread - that picture above of surrendered Hamas "men" - I mean, wow, since when was it a requirement that terrorists also transition - no wonder Dems love them.

Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (K+UlC)

443 defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.”
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What's this we shit Kemosabe?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (ntk8v)

444 So, what is the relationship of the IDF to the Israeli army? Is it like a special-forces unit within the army, or is it a separate organization?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:28 PM (JrojV)

IDF IS the Israeli army. IAF is the air force, haven't seen an abbreviation for their navy.

They have commandos and special forces in the IDF, of course, they developed them before the first Arab Israeli war in 48

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (eoQWY)

445 I want to hear about Mossad hit teams operating around the globe killing the cowardly leadership of Hamas in places like Oman, Qatar, etc.
Posted by: SMFH


Albequerque, Phoenix, Denver, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (hS7lz)

446 I guess Hamas are not too keen on PT.

Fat Slobs.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (mQ8ar)

447 Elizabeth Montgomery was SMOKING hot.
Posted by: Tex Lovera



She was a flaming lib. You think Rob Reiner is bad...
Posted by: rickb223


Yep. She had daddy issues. Still, that does not affect her hotness quotient.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (JrojV)

448 Elizabeth Montgomery was SMOKING hot.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 07, 2023


***
None of us realized it at the time, but she was (a) pregnant when she filmed the BW pilot, or at least when the show went into production in the summer of '64; and (b) she was in her early thirties at that point, usually the kiss of death for Hollywood leading actresses. She looked much much younger and had talent to burn.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (J2vNu)

449 The Biden administration is openly threatening Americans over Ukraine. In a classified briefing in the House yesterday, defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.” Pay the oligarchs or we’ll kill your kids.
Posted by: JackStraw
__________________

Start drafting ghetto denizens. They like to fight, and tell them they can hold their weapons sideways if they want.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:44 PM (At5qb)

450 Elizabeth Montgomery was SMOKING hot.
Posted by: Tex Lovera



She was a flaming lib. You think Rob Reiner is bad...
Posted by: rickb223

nothing a sock and some duct tape couldn't fix.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 07, 2023 03:44 PM (R4t5M)

451 437 Elizabeth Montgomery was SMOKING hot.
Posted by: Tex Lovera
She was a flaming lib. You think Rob Reiner is bad...
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ball gags work.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 07, 2023 03:44 PM (ntk8v)

452 What's this we shit Kemosabe?


===


punctuation, commas, my friends, commas !

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:44 PM (V13WU)

453 Yep. She had daddy issues. Still, that does not affect her hotness quotient.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at

does effect her placement on the hot/crazy matrix tho

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 07, 2023 03:44 PM (CIS44)

454 445 The Ivy League in general.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 07, 2023 03:45 PM (0EOe9)

455 > Start drafting ghetto denizens. They like to fight, and tell them they can hold their weapons sideways if they want.

Given their massive recruiting shortfalls, it's not the worst idea.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2023 03:45 PM (Odg76)

456 nose wiggle > Viagra

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2023 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

457 437 Elizabeth Montgomery was SMOKING hot.
Posted by: Tex Lovera



She was a flaming lib. You think Rob Reiner is bad...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:42 PM (hS7lz)

I don't doubt it. But at least back then, most celebrities didn't make a show of their politics much, just like normal people.

As for meathead: fuck 'im.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 07, 2023 03:45 PM (wtvvX)

458
There's two people that journalist can be. One is a homicidal psychopath. The other is Al Capone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2023 03:45 PM (9mNHV)

459 The prisoners look well fed

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at December 07, 2023 03:45 PM (SRiFu)

460 Jack, who's reporting that?

Posted by: ace at December 07, 2023 03:45 PM (KRtlO)

461 The Biden administration is openly threatening Americans over Ukraine. In a classified briefing in the House yesterday, defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.” Pay the oligarchs or we’ll kill your kids.
Posted by: JackStraw


We disagree about Ukraine, but not this. It was idiotic and counter productive, but what else would you expect from Austin?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:46 PM (I/Qkd)

462 Make them watch Lizzo videos ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2023 03:46 PM (5CNay)

463 Woohoo!!!
Internet is back.

Surrendering? As mentioned previously this would likely be an issue. We captured thousands in Desert Storm. The Israelis did the same when they beat the crap outta the Egyptian Army. Won't be any different here.
And these fat bastards in the picture...I'd have them in blindfolds.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2023 03:46 PM (W/lyH)

464 Would that it could be sewage water pumped into the tunnels. The Israelis need to conduct war crimes trial and go full Adolf Eichman on these pieces of shit. Otherwise, I fear they will be freed in some future prisoner exchange.

Posted by: Charles Martel at December 07, 2023 03:46 PM (0qBGf)

465 None of us realized it at the time, but she was (a) pregnant when she filmed the BW pilot, or at least when the show went into production in the summer of '64; and (b) she was in her early thirties at that point, usually the kiss of death for Hollywood leading actresses. She looked much much younger and had talent to burn.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Yeah, if you go back and watch the early episodes, you can tell that she's pregnant. Not far advanced, but enough that it shows.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:46 PM (JrojV)

466 >>Start drafting ghetto denizens. They like to fight, and tell them they can hold their weapons sideways if they want.

I know where we can find millions of people to send to fight Russia.

2 birds, one stone.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)

467 Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:42 PM (hS7lz)

She died in 1995, Even progressives were not that bad then. Rob Reiner is still spouting his treasonous nonsense.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2023 03:46 PM (RSbhh)

468 402 366 Mila Kunis >>>>> Khan Younis
Posted by: Elric Blade

I demand royalties.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2023 03:36 PM (IG4Id)

I wrote almost the same thing yesterday...just fewer ">".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 03:47 PM (ynpvh)

469 449 The Biden administration is openly threatening Americans over Ukraine. In a classified briefing in the House yesterday, defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.” Pay the oligarchs or we’ll kill your kids.
Posted by: JackStraw
__________________

Start drafting ghetto denizens. They like to fight, and tell them they can hold their weapons sideways if they want.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:44 PM (At5qb)

I'd love to see Secretary Step'n'Fetchit try to start a war with ground troops in an election year. But Isreal already proved that Biden and Blinken huff and puff and pose a lot - but when anyone stands up to them, they fold like a cheap lawn chair. They are weak, weak men, and everyone around the world knows it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 03:47 PM (i9ffA)

470 I think Marcus posted when Egypt flooded the last batch of tunnels some marsh land was created due to tunnel collapses.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 07, 2023 03:47 PM (Z8Yh2)

471 > Start drafting ghetto denizens. They like to fight, and tell them they can hold their weapons sideways if they want.

Given their massive recruiting shortfalls, it's not the worst idea.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2023 03:45 PM (Odg76)
_______________

The worst that happens is they survive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:47 PM (At5qb)

472 nose wiggle > Viagra



This.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:47 PM (JrojV)

473 "I want to hear about Mossad hit teams operating around the globe killing the cowardly leadership of Hamas in places like Oman, Qatar, etc."

Don't forget Nantucket.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 07, 2023 03:47 PM (qUkBO)

474 Me too; and Bewitched was funnier, with better gags and character actors/actresses.

Both Liz Montgomery and Barbara Eden were champions in the nice hind paw department, though I never realized that back then.
Posted by: Standard Mozzle-ham Terrorist at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (J2vNu)

I do have to put in a good word for Dr. Bellows as the "bad guy" in Jeanne though. He was great.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:47 PM (eoQWY)

475 As for Barbara Eden, IMDB won't tell us her birth year. But she was a regular on the TV version of How to Marry a Millionaire in the '50s, playing the Marilyn Monroe role of the ditzy blonde.

Wiki says 1931, making her two years older than Liz was -- 34 when she started playing Jeannie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (J2vNu)

476 Amjad Taha أمجد طه @amjadt25 14h [Expert in Strategic Political Affairs| Writer| Media| Bu Zayed]
In the realm of reality and logic: Hamas boasts 50,000 members, including married individuals with children. They compel their families to endure battles with them, while others adopt the guise of journalists on Al Jazeera and various channels. Indeed, these individuals are Hamas members in Gaza. Some terrorists don't merely wield guns; they masquerade as civilians or journalists, shedding their distinctive attire and masks.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (krqg6)

477 >>Current estimate 5.8 at depth of 44km centered about 160 km south of Mexico City.

I recall my first house (in Meyerland, SW Houston) had a pool that went wavy from an earfquake in Mexico in the late 80s

Posted by: DanMan at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (8uzBS)

478 I guess I meant Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (qUkBO)

479 I saw another photo where a different group is sitting on some desert dunes - they are blindfolded !

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (V13WU)

480 462 Make them watch Lizzo videos ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2023 03:46 PM (5CNay)

there's a very old torture method where a weight is slowly dropped on someone.
It could be re-enacted with Lizzo...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (ynpvh)

481 >>Start drafting ghetto denizens. They like to fight, and tell them they can hold their weapons sideways if they want.

I know where we can find millions of people to send to fight Russia.

2 birds, one stone.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)
__________________

Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (At5qb)

482 421 Tucker claims this is a confirmed quote.

@TuckerCarlson

The Biden administration is openly threatening Americans over Ukraine. In a classified briefing in the House yesterday, defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.” Pay the oligarchs or we’ll kill your kids.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (ZLI7S)
********
Yeah, this is going to go over well with the voters in this country.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (NpAcC)

483 Okay. So what do you do with surrendering Hamas?

Posted by: They should have just shot them at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (pjs7m)

484 >>Jack, who's reporting that?

Tucker. Elon just asked if he had it confirmed and Tucker replied yes, confirmed.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)

485 do have to put in a good word for Dr. Bellows as the "bad guy" in Jeanne though. He was great.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023


***
True. But how do you top Paul Lynde as Uncle Arthur?

"Endora . . . when I think of you as a blood relative? I long for a transfusion."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 07, 2023 03:49 PM (J2vNu)

486 Terrorists don't look like they are exactly starving. I thought they had been reduced to eating sand.

Posted by: Martin Tell at December 07, 2023 03:49 PM (U7YKP)

487
nothing a sock and some duct tape couldn't fix.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 07, 2023 03:44 PM (R4t5M)

I just luuuved it when progressives talking about putting their hand over Saran Palin's mouth and raping her on an American flag. It's not really more preferable when conservatives do it about a woman who wasn't a politician and was hot in the 1960s.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2023 03:49 PM (RSbhh)

488 Fighting ghetto denizens. You get the guys with the red bandanas and the guys with the blue bandanas and tell them the guys with the green ones are going to cut into their turf. Pass out the 9 mike mikes. Yo!

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 07, 2023 03:49 PM (0EOe9)

489 Confine them outdoors, interrogate them rigorously, and once you are sure you have rounded them all up, mass executions and bury them in mass graves without dignity.

This is more than they deserve and will set the example of certain death to young wannabes. Letting them live has too many downsides to list.

Posted by: RM at December 07, 2023 03:49 PM (urbih)

490 Lloyd Austin is making Les Aspin and Robert McNamara look competent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2023 03:49 PM (5CNay)

491 The worst that happens is they survive.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:47 PM (At5qb)

Armies have traditionally been pretty good in turning wayward youth into men. Our current leadership may be an exception, but if left alone the Army can be a force for the betterment of recruits.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:50 PM (eoQWY)

492 s for Barbara Eden, IMDB won't tell us her birth year. But she was a regular on the TV version of How to Marry a Millionaire in the '50s, playing the Marilyn Monroe role of the ditzy blonde.


She also shows up in The Andy Griffith Show, as the sexy manicurist who sets up shop in Floyd's barbershop. Whereupon all the men in Mayberry start getting manicures, LOL.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:50 PM (JrojV)

493 Franco, after the Spanish Civil War, kept a lot of the hardcore commies locked up in prison for over 30 plus years, some getting let out because he died.

The Israelis need to keep these fat shitheads locked up in the desert for the rest of their days.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 07, 2023 03:51 PM (mQ8ar)

494 Fighting ghetto denizens. You get the guys with the red bandanas and the guys with the blue bandanas and tell them the guys with the green ones are going to cut into their turf. Pass out the 9 mike mikes. Yo!

I'm sorry, when does the dancing begin?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:51 PM (I/Qkd)

495 I was just reminded the most important reason why it was so idiotic for Biden and Blinken to make this big show of telling Israel what they could and could not do, just to look Tuff for the home audience. Israel simply told them to go to hell and shut the fuck up - and there were no consequences at all. (of course not, because they had put themselves in an incredibly stupid position) Now everyone around the world - Putin, Xi, Maduro, Iran - is watching and laughing, noting that 'hey we can do anything we want and Biden won't actuallly do shit about it."

the Houthi's are now shooting at our ships with ballistic missiles, and Biden is still telling the Navy to only use nerf guns to shoot back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 03:51 PM (i9ffA)

496 Yeah, this is going to go over well with the voters in this country.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (NpAcC)

Voters care, ballots do not.

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 07, 2023 03:52 PM (/6GbT)

497 The Biden administration is openly threatening Americans over Ukraine. In a classified briefing in the House yesterday, defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.” Pay the oligarchs or we’ll kill your kids.
Posted by: JackStraw


AYFKM???
Did he really say “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.”???
Tell me he did not say that. Is he really that stupid?
If so that mutherfu*ka needs to be fired immediately.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2023 03:52 PM (W/lyH)

498 True. But how do you top Paul Lynde as Uncle Arthur?

"Endora . . . when I think of you as a blood relative? I long for a transfusion."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 07, 2023 03:49 PM (J2vNu)

He wasn't really the adversary though, even Endora wasn't. They were just nuisances to the goal of not being discovered.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:52 PM (eoQWY)

499 Mike Johnson Backtracks, Caves to Deep State, Democrats on Slipping FBI Spy Power Reauthorization into Defense Bill

Surrender. A very weak man.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 07, 2023 03:52 PM (eYF7X)

500 She also shows up in The Andy Griffith Show, as the sexy manicurist who sets up shop in Floyd's barbershop. Whereupon all the men in Mayberry start getting manicures, LOL.

That was in a time where a man getting a manicure was too improbable not to be hilarious.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:52 PM (I/Qkd)

501 I heard something similar, Austin sort of hinting that if they don't get funding , they will have to send American troops...but that was a day or two ago. this was on ..msn. "Austin Warns Congress Failing to Pass Ukraine Aid ‘Very Likely’ Leads to US Troops on the Ground In Europe". but that sounded one of those stupid hyperbolic things they all say - if we don't fight Russia in Ukraine Putin will take loNdon !11 !1

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 03:53 PM (V13WU)

502 In a classified briefing in the House yesterday, defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.”
.......

If you didn't already think the government is our enemy, now you have proof.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2023 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

503 469 449 The Biden administration is openly threatening Americans over Ukraine. In a classified briefing in the House yesterday, defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.” Pay the oligarchs or we’ll kill your kids.
Posted by: JackStraw
__________________

Start drafting ghetto denizens. They like to fight, and tell them they can hold their weapons sideways if they want.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:44 PM (At5qb)

I'd love to see Secretary Step'n'Fetchit try to start a war with ground troops in an election year. But Isreal already proved that Biden and Blinken huff and puff and pose a lot - but when anyone stands up to them, they fold like a cheap lawn chair. They are weak, weak men, and everyone around the world knows it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 03:47 PM (i9ffA)


Also, Roomba Joe will not let Z-Man do a cease-fire in the next 11 months due to the election. Joe cannot look stronk! if Pootin! keeps a lot of Ukraine.

Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2023 03:53 PM (5fDan)

504 She also shows up in The Andy Griffith Show, as the sexy manicurist who sets up shop in Floyd's barbershop. Whereupon all the men in Mayberry start getting manicures, LOL.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023


***
I also caught her in a dramatic role on Highway Patrol, prob. from the early Fifties. She and Liz were extraordinarily lucky in the genetic lottery, and in getting the breaks in Hollywood. (Yes, Liz had her connection with her famous father Robert. But as I said, she had talent to burn.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 07, 2023 03:53 PM (J2vNu)

505 I'm sorry, when does the dancing begin?
Posted by: Archimedes

Aww, Putin. You just got SERVED! It's on!

Posted by: OC Crew at December 07, 2023 03:53 PM (JCZqz)

506 How dare Hanukkah interrupt the countdown to kwanzaa?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 07, 2023 03:53 PM (i7ze5)

507 Hamas Terrorists Surrending En Masse?

===
No French.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at December 07, 2023 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

508 483 Okay. So what do you do with surrendering Hamas?
Posted by: They should have just shot them at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (pjs7m)

Exact same issue the allies faced in Germany after the 1945 surrender. I imagine much the same will have to be done; execution for the leaders, imprisonment for the next tier, complete disarmament, and military occupation for some time to come.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 03:54 PM (i9ffA)

509 defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.”

That's not very diverse.

Posted by: spindrift at December 07, 2023 03:54 PM (QATU1)

510 /jump!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2023 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

511 The photo is of the Harvard Class of 2024.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 07, 2023 03:54 PM (nnp+f)

512 AYFKM???
Did he really say “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.”???
Tell me he did not say that. Is he really that stupid?
If so that mutherfu*ka needs to be fired immediately.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2023 03:52 PM (W/lyH)

Oh the Neocon wing has been playing this since before the war. "We have to stop Putin before he hits Germany!". Even a Russian General made a joke about it, when giving a schedule for the war he started soberly with "a year or two to the Donets, the rest a bit after that....and the English Channel, who knows?"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:54 PM (eoQWY)

513 I also caught her in a dramatic role on Highway Patrol, prob. from the early Fifties. She and Liz were extraordinarily lucky in the genetic lottery, and in getting the breaks in Hollywood. (Yes, Liz had her connection with her famous father Robert. But as I said, she had talent to burn.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,


Yep. Liz also played Lizzie Borden in a made-for-TV movie in the 70s.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:54 PM (JrojV)

514 507 Hamas Terrorists Surrending En Masse?

===
No French.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at December 07, 2023 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

None of that Greek homo stuff neither!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 07, 2023 03:55 PM (ynpvh)

515 Exact same issue the allies faced in Germany after the 1945 surrender. I imagine much the same will have to be done; execution for the leaders, imprisonment for the next tier, complete disarmament, and military occupation for some time to come.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 03:54 PM (i9ffA)
===
I was hoping for Martha's Vineyard

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2023 03:55 PM (RIvkX)

516 Jack, who's reporting that?

Tucker. Elon just asked if he had it confirmed and Tucker replied yes, confirmed.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)
******
I hope he has more than a couple sources ready to go on the record because this is going to explode on the internet and I would imagine Austin will deny it.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2023 03:55 PM (NpAcC)

517 You will notice they left Tater's shirt on. Nobody wants to see that shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 07, 2023 03:56 PM (Wfa6X)

518 Elizabeth Montgomery was SMOKING hot.
Posted by: Tex Lovera



She was a flaming lib. You think Rob Reiner is bad...
Posted by: rickb223


Yep. She had daddy issues. Still, that does not affect her hotness quotient.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (JrojV)

OJ Simpson hit that like she was Nicole .

Posted by: Drive by at December 07, 2023 03:56 PM (MNhXM)

519 There is something or some things in Ukraine they are desperate for us not to find out. There's not other explanation for how this entire shit show has been handled.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:56 PM (ZLI7S)

520 None of that Greek homo stuff neither!
Posted by: Al Sharpton


Al prefers his homo stuff to be all-American.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2023 03:56 PM (Odg76)

521 he also shows up in The Andy Griffith Show, as the sexy manicurist who sets up shop in Floyd's barbershop. Whereupon all the men in Mayberry start getting manicures, LOL.

That was in a time where a man getting a manicure was too improbable not to be hilarious.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:52 PM (I/Qkd)
________________

That was a time when only fags waxed their chests. So ... just like now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:56 PM (At5qb)

522 495 I was just reminded the most important reason why it was so idiotic for Biden and Blinken to make this big show of telling Israel what they could and could not do, just to look Tuff for the home audience. Israel simply told them to go to hell and shut the fuck up - and there were no consequences at all. (of course not, because they had put themselves in an incredibly stupid position) Now everyone around the world - Putin, Xi, Maduro, Iran - is watching and laughing, noting that 'hey we can do anything we want and Biden won't actuallly do shit about it."

the Houthi's are now shooting at our ships with ballistic missiles, and Biden is still telling the Navy to only use nerf guns to shoot back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 03:51 PM (i9ffA)


In today's White House presser John Kirby told reporters the US is not in a conflict with the Houthis.

Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2023 03:56 PM (5fDan)

523 I'll take Ellie Mae any day...

Posted by: DanMan at December 07, 2023 03:56 PM (8uzBS)

524 Liz Montgomery's mother was a renowned stage actress as well, Elizabeth Bennett.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:56 PM (JrojV)

525 And if Austin follows through on this threat in the name of 'honoring commitments' then it will be units like the 101st that will go, not the 1st Trans Battalion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2023 03:57 PM (5CNay)

526 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: Putin hails ties with Iran in meeting with Raisi
insiderpaper.com/putin-hails…

Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday praised his country’s relations with Iran at a meeting with his Iranian counterpart Ebrahim Raisi, as the two discussed the Israel-Hamas war. ...

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 03:57 PM (krqg6)

527 In today's White House presser John Kirby told reporters the US is not in a conflict with the Houthis.
Posted by: Gref

Not one thing can you believe from this crew.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 07, 2023 03:57 PM (R4t5M)

528 Okay. So what do you do with surrendering Hamas?
Posted by: They should have just shot them at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (pjs7m)

Exact same issue the allies faced in Germany after the 1945 surrender. I imagine much the same will have to be done; execution for the leaders, imprisonment for the next tier, complete disarmament, and military occupation for some time to come.
Posted by: Tom Servo


They aren't the same as Germany. Execute them all.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:57 PM (hS7lz)

529 Lloyd Austin

Was it Anna Puma who coined the nickname: Retarded Idi Amin?

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2023 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

530 445 I want to hear about Mossad hit teams operating around the globe killing the cowardly leadership of Hamas in places like Oman, Qatar, etc.
Posted by: SMFH


Albequerque, Phoenix, Denver, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (hS7lz)

Harvard, MIT, Yale.....

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 07, 2023 03:58 PM (BdMk6)

531 Any of these scumbags should be fully "processed" and marked. I've seen a number of good suggestions above: chipping, tattooing, snipping off a thumb, etc. But, I believe it is best to release them after proper study. Call it a "Goodwill gesture." Then, let it out that while in custody, the IDF/Shin Bet placed undetectable tracer units in their skulls. Units that trace their every move, and transmit conversations so that Shin Bet can track and kill other terror leaders. That many of these leaders recently killed were found due to their meeting with their released comrades.

Oh, yes. You can only stop the transmissions if you cut off their heads. Enjoy!

Posted by: Brewingfrog at December 07, 2023 03:58 PM (Y90Az)

532 I'll take Ellie Mae any day...
Posted by: DanMan


Eh, only if Miss Hathaway's not around.

(Don't need a sarc tag, do I?)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:58 PM (JrojV)

533 In today's White House presser John Kirby told reporters the US is not in a conflict with the Houthis.
Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2023 03:56 PM (5fDan)

you just want to weep when you hear stupid shit like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 03:58 PM (i9ffA)

534 525 And if Austin follows through on this threat in the name of 'honoring commitments' then it will be units like the 101st that will go, not the 1st Trans Battalion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2023 03:57 PM (5CNay)

"Sir, we're having issues with our trannies!"
"Problems with the jeeps and other vehicles, soldier?"
"Um, no sir. The troops"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 03:58 PM (ynpvh)

535 Okay. So what do you do with surrendering Hamas?
Posted by: They should have just shot them at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (pjs7m)

International trials for war crimes. Plenty of proof out there likely for a lot of the guys, they filmed each other each step.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 03:58 PM (eoQWY)

536 And if Austin follows through on this threat in the name of 'honoring commitments' then it will be units like the 101st that will go, not the 1st Trans Battalion.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2023 03:57 PM (5CNay)
__________________

Draft the White House stenography press corps. Call 'em the 101st Prancercizers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 03:58 PM (At5qb)

537 Even mildly traditional Jews often draw a line when it comes to pig, though their line is fungible when it comes to most anything else.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

My grandfather who immigrated from Ukraine in the 1920's was allowed to eat shrimp cocktails on the back porch, but not in the house. They never ate pork though.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2023 03:59 PM (KAi1n)

538 I want to hear about Mossad hit teams operating around the globe killing the cowardly leadership of Hamas in places like Oman, Qatar, etc.
Posted by: SMFH


Albequerque, Phoenix, Denver, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (hS7lz)

Harvard, MIT, Yale.....


St. Louis, Joplin, Missouri, Oklahoma City
Amarillo, Gallup New Mexico

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:59 PM (I/Qkd)

539 533 In today's White House presser John Kirby told reporters the US is not in a conflict with the Houthis.
Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2023 03:56 PM (5fDan)

you just want to weep when you hear stupid shit like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 03:58 PM (i9ffA)

No, we sing in harmony with them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 03:59 PM (ynpvh)

540 Okay. So what do you do with surrendering Hamas?
Posted by: They should have just shot them at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (pjs7m)

Spaces opening up in Gitmo. Let the Israelis run it for a few decades. Maybe then we'll be ready to put KSM on trial.

Posted by: Candidus at December 07, 2023 03:59 PM (3IPTK)

541 Every single member and supporter of Hamas needs to see this picture.


Yeah, you're confusing its deterrent value with its recruiting value

Posted by: N at December 07, 2023 03:59 PM (qBuo+)

542 Looked at the pictures of these guys; they've obviously been skipping Ace's GAINZZZ posts.

Posted by: Paco at December 07, 2023 04:00 PM (njExo)

543 In today's White House presser John Kirby told reporters the US is not in a conflict with the Houthis.
Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2023 03:56 PM (5fDan)

But the Houthis are in a conflict with the US .

Posted by: Drive by at December 07, 2023 04:00 PM (MNhXM)

544 537 Even mildly traditional Jews often draw a line when it comes to pig, though their line is fungible when it comes to most anything else.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

My grandfather who immigrated from Ukraine in the 1920's was allowed to eat shrimp cocktails on the back porch, but not in the house. They never ate pork though.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2023 03:59 PM (KAi1n)

I mean, they have tails...and their shell is like scales...and their claws also count as fins, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 04:01 PM (ynpvh)

545 Jack, who's reporting that?

Tucker. Elon just asked if he had it confirmed and Tucker replied yes, confirmed.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)
******
I hope he has more than a couple sources ready to go on the record because this is going to explode on the internet and I would imagine Austin will deny it.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2023 03:55 PM (NpAcC)
***

Every press conference given by any official of this administration needs to be asked "Is the Draft coming back?"
Over and over again.
Hammer this at every press opportunity.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2023 04:01 PM (W/lyH)

546 Honestly, I still don't understand what the overall strategy was in launching the October 7 attack in the first place. Did Hamas just think they had been out of the news cycle for too long?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2023 03:11 PM (Gsmsg)

If I'm recalling correctly, there were a number of battles where the Muslims were soundly defeated and chased off because they were concerned they might lose their plunder (slaves, goods, etc...)

These barbaraic savages are still the same today. When given the choice between a military objective and "plunder" (in this case, rape and hostages), they choose plunder.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 07, 2023 04:01 PM (N1DT3)

547 421...defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.” Pay the oligarchs or we’ll kill your kids.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (ZLI7S)

Anyone ask him how much of a cut he's getting?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 07, 2023 04:01 PM (Rbu5d)

548 I know where we can find millions of people to send to fight Russia.

2 birds, one stone.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)


How about border-jumpers? Lots of military-aged men there.

Posted by: Emmie at December 07, 2023 04:01 PM (Sf2cq)

549 And if Austin follows through on this threat in the name of 'honoring commitments' then it will be units like the 101st that will go, not the 1st Trans Battalion.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2023 03:57 PM (5CNay)

Airborne units have no business anywhere near Ukraine. We need heavy artillery support and copters are dead meat out there.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 04:01 PM (eoQWY)

550 "retarded Idi Amin"

Probably me. Him strutting while inspecting the troops in his business suit with face shield on and his multi-colored necklace.

That necklace, has anyone explained what it is?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2023 04:01 PM (5CNay)

551 They aren't the same as Germany. Execute them all.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:57 PM (hS7lz)

Tempting. But remember the other big reason to accept prisoners is that it makes the war go a lot faster. Especially when those still fighting see their brothers and cousins getting out of it with at least their lives. If you can ever get a cascade preference going, the war can end quickly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 04:01 PM (i9ffA)

552 How did that one guy in the purple shirt get to keep his shirt on?

Posted by: Montec at December 07, 2023 04:01 PM (WImRR)

553 I want to hear about Mossad hit teams operating around the globe killing the cowardly leadership of Hamas in places like Oman, Qatar, etc.
Posted by: SMFH


Albequerque, Phoenix, Denver, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (hS7lz)

Harvard, MIT, Yale.....

St. Louis, Joplin, Missouri, Oklahoma City
Amarillo, Gallup New Mexico
Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:59 PM (I/Qkd)
______________

Berkeley, SF, LA, Boston

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 04:01 PM (At5qb)

554 Did Hamas sign the Geneva Convention?

Lice are a Biological Weapon.

Posted by: DaveA at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (FhXTo)

555 I'd love to be cranking those valves open.

Posted by: pawn at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (QB+5g)

556 Diaa Al-Khalot

---

I hope pretty soon he Diaa Al-Wholelot.

Posted by: The_Hoser at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (N66D6)

557 540 Okay. So what do you do with surrendering Hamas?
Posted by: They should have just shot them at December 07, 2023 03:48 PM (pjs7m)

Spaces opening up in Gitmo. Let the Israelis run it for a few decades. Maybe then we'll be ready to put KSM on trial.

Posted by: Candidus at December 07, 2023 03:59 PM (3IPTK)

Air drop on Iran like turkeys in Cincinnati...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (ynpvh)

558 437 Elizabeth Montgomery was SMOKING hot.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Her daddy issue was that Robert Montgomery was not only the star of "They Were Expendable" and a bankable movie star of the 30's and 40's but what he did after he retired:

Worked for Eisenhower with an office in the White House.

Posted by: Auspex at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (j4U/Z)

559 I want to hear about Mossad hit teams operating around the globe killing the cowardly leadership of Hamas in places like Oman, Qatar, etc.
Posted by: SMFH


Albequerque, Phoenix, Denver, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 03:43 PM (hS7lz)

Harvard, MIT, Yale.....

St. Louis, Joplin, Missouri, Oklahoma City
Amarillo, Gallup New Mexico
Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 03:59 PM (I/Qkd)
______________

Berkeley, SF, LA, Boston
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 04:01 PM (At5qb)
***

Puyallup

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (W/lyH)

560 Consider that the entire left has quarantined themselves from all but the most rabid left news sources.....

Yeah, they seriously believe that the Ukraine war is popular and defending them a high priority of the public.

Anything contrary is MAGA Trump lies.

So they do think that is a threat-- your family will be sent to fight because the public will demand it.

What I find shocking is the truth of the war's actual popularity has leaked through to a few Republicans making the threats necessary

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (dfJgP)

561 >>How about border-jumpers? Lots of military-aged men there.

You read my mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (ZLI7S)

562 How many of the terrorists released from Israeli prison have been recaptured? Likely most of them.

So Israel got the hostages freed for zero cost?

Posted by: Navin Gewsome at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (ARlwA)

563 Insider Corner @insiderscorner 2h
BREAKING
Saudi Prince Talal Bin AbdulAziz Bin Bandar Al Saud died: SPA

Liechtenstein-Saudi war imminent, experts fear.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (krqg6)

564 Nood, but not Barbara Eden, unfortunately

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (nnp+f)

565 How did that one guy in the purple shirt get to keep his shirt on?

It was supposed to be a red shirt.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (I/Qkd)

566 421...defense secretary Lloyd Austin informed members that if they don’t appropriate more money for Zelensky, “we’ll send your uncles, cousins and sons to fight Russia.” Pay the oligarchs or we’ll kill your kids.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 03:39 PM (ZLI7S)
_______________

No, we'll send YOUR uncles, cousins, and sons to fight Russia. Call it the Club 85 Brigade.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2023 04:03 PM (At5qb)

567 I hope the Israeli military guys never start listening to the retards in the U.S., or at least have the good sense to do the opposite of whatever the WH, State Dept and Pentagon are recommending on a given day.

Also, if anyone from UPS is reading, where the hell is my LLBean delivery?

Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2023 04:03 PM (JwHpX)

568 I understand why the prisoners at Abu Ghraib were stripped now - to prevent concealment. So many things we civilians don't know about small details of war.

Posted by: bob at December 07, 2023 04:03 PM (4S7to)

569 Airborne units have no business anywhere near Ukraine. We need heavy artillery support and copters are dead meat out there.

There you go using commen sense.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2023 04:03 PM (5CNay)

570 Just read some more testimony from Israeli doctors and survivors of the Nova festival. Apparently Hamas raped men too. Also some of the male hostages. I know you're surprised.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2023 04:04 PM (IJqrQ)

571 Why are they all so fat?

Posted by: Shaftoe at December 07, 2023 04:04 PM (B82zQ)

572 Ya know, if we send our military-aged men to Ukraine, then there will be fewer people to protect the women, children, and seniors from the southern invaders, many of whom are bringing war equipment with them.

Posted by: Emmie at December 07, 2023 04:04 PM (Sf2cq)

573 558 437 Elizabeth Montgomery was SMOKING hot.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Her daddy issue was that Robert Montgomery was not only the star of "They Were Expendable" and a bankable movie star of the 30's and 40's but what he did after he retired:

Worked for Eisenhower with an office in the White House.
-----------------
How does anyone not like Ike?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 07, 2023 04:04 PM (ntk8v)

574 552 How did that one guy in the purple shirt get to keep his shirt on?
Posted by: Montec

The guys get shirts!

Posted by: Paul Anka at December 07, 2023 04:04 PM (JCZqz)

575 Zerohedge says the administration is pushing Israel to stop high intensity stuff by Jan 1. Says Israel wants end of Jan instead.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 07, 2023 04:05 PM (woPEM)

576 Hamas calculus:

3 hots and a cot beat being d-e-a-d.

Posted by: rd at December 07, 2023 04:05 PM (pAI+i)

577 Lot of guys skipping chest day.

Posted by: Flavoter at December 07, 2023 04:05 PM (vanAF)

578 In today's remake of I Dream of Jeannie:
Tony Nelson asks Jeannie to make Roger Healey gay and fall in love with him. She agrees, but magically removes his genitals first.
Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2023 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

579 Tempting. But remember the other big reason to accept prisoners is that it makes the war go a lot faster. Especially when those still fighting see their brothers and cousins getting out of it with at least their lives. If you can ever get a cascade preference going, the war can end quickly.
Posted by: Tom Servo


That's for normal countries and normal people. All this will do it allow them to rearm and re-attack.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2023 04:05 PM (hS7lz)

580 Insider Corner @insiderscorner 2h
BREAKING
Saudi Prince Talal Bin AbdulAziz Bin Bandar Al Saud died: SPA

Liechtenstein-Saudi war imminent, experts fear.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (krqg6)

Or unification under a joint heir.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 04:06 PM (eoQWY)

581 403 How can no one have mentioned Barbara Eden yet!?!?! Persian and HOT.
https://tinyurl.com/ycynzsmy

No....not a trap (this time). Grew up watching I Dream of Jeanie on Nick at Night...she made me feel things...


Very nice, Admiral. For once. Thank you.

I did really not fully appreciate Jeannie back in the day, though. I was a Samantha kid.


Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 07, 2023 03:36 PM (JrojV)

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I'm on team Jeannie all the way but that photo of Barbara Eden may be a photoshop, I don't recall her being so endowed up top.

When she was on the Mayberry episode all the guys would say "ring-a-ding-ding" every time they saw her.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 07, 2023 04:06 PM (cMXNt)

582 488 Fighting ghetto denizens. You get the guys with the red bandanas and the guys with the blue bandanas and tell them the guys with the green ones are going to cut into their turf.

pretty sure this was an episode of babylon 5

Posted by: anachronda at December 07, 2023 04:06 PM (v3pYe)

583 October 7, now a double whammy for the followers of the Prophet. First Lepanto, now this.

It's enough to make you weep. With joy.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 07, 2023 04:07 PM (brAQZ)

584 My buddy, Achmed, a journalist, squeezed his 8 year old girlfriend and asked me if we'd get out of these tunnels alive.

I told him don't hold your breath.

Posted by: Tariq Al Nasir, also an innocent journalist at December 07, 2023 04:07 PM (OBuuS)

585 What I find shocking is the truth of the war's actual popularity has leaked through to a few Republicans making the threats necessary
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 07, 2023 04:02 PM (dfJgP)

Yeah even "Kharkov Lindsey" Graham got the memo.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2023 04:09 PM (eoQWY)

586 pretty sure this was an episode of babylon 5
Posted by: anachronda at December 07, 2023 04:06 PM (v3pYe)
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"He who wears green is green. Fights for green. He who wears purple is purple. Fights for purple."

The Drazhi method ain't the worst one in the world...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 07, 2023 04:13 PM (7fElN)

587 Way back in the day, a lot of us had crushes on Barbara Feldon, of Get Smart fame.

Posted by: RM at December 07, 2023 04:13 PM (urbih)

588 Hamas surrenderng "en masse" is not good news. They will just be encouraged to take more hostages in the future and trade them 1 Israeli for 100 Jihadis.

They know Israel will do it. They have taken worst deals in the past.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at December 07, 2023 04:16 PM (8yM+6)

589 Flooding the tunnels will get rid of the extraneous Mole People.

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at December 07, 2023 05:04 PM (VEnD/)

590 Note to self. If I decide to join Hamas and become a terrorist fighting Israel, get in shape first so that I don't have a picture of big fat me sitting in my underwear broadcast throughout the world.

Posted by: Heresolong at December 07, 2023 05:06 PM (FSbq+)

591 So, Israel is flooding the Hamas tunnels in Gaza.

Sorta wants to make you break out in song; "Drown among the sweltering palms/You lousy jihadi..."

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at December 07, 2023 05:13 PM (VEnD/)

592 Posted by: Heresolong at December 07, 2023 05:06 PM (FSbq+)

LOL. You sound like too nice of a guy and too self deprecating to join Hamas-plus you're probably not a Muslim if you're posting here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2023 05:15 PM (RSbhh)

593 All together now,

"FROM THE SEA TO THE RIVER, ALL HAMAS IS CHOPPED LIVER"

Posted by: Misinformationalism at December 07, 2023 05:33 PM (Kfw0k)

594 These 'refugees' don't go hungry very often, it seems. Also, there was perhaps 100 prisoners

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Posted by: pellucid at December 07, 2023 05:44 PM (A0gBd)

596 "Does this bomb belt make me look Fatah?"
---Arab terrorists

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at December 07, 2023 06:00 PM (VEnD/)

597 Looks to me like Hamas put a tunnel entrance by a seawater pumping station (maybe for a desalination plant?) and Israel just took advantage of it. Innovation is a wonderful thing, yes?

Posted by: GWB at December 07, 2023 06:20 PM (HMvgH)

598 Should have a trained pig to sniff out the hamas

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at December 07, 2023 09:00 PM (CYsUG)

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