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Biden Lies Outrageously, Claiming That It's Just "Lies" That He Ever Even "Interacted" With Hunter Biden's "Business" Associates, Then His Handlers Quickly End the Press Conference
Joe Biden previously lied and said he never even spoke with Hunter's "business" partners. Then it was proven that he spoke with them and met them in restaurants.
The new claim became, "he only spoke to them about the weather." This reporter attempts to forestall quibbling about what Biden spoke about by asking about Biden "interacting" with Hunter's "business" partners. Obviously, this includes any interactions, including interactions supposedly about "the weather." But Biden lies and says he never even interacted with Hunter Biden's "business" associates.REMINDER: Emails, texts, voicemails, photos, bank records, and sworn witness testimony prove Joe Biden was FULLY INVOLVED in his Hunter's corrupt foreign business deals. pic.twitter.com/bKdQCwy1VZ
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) December 6, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The FBI at December 06, 2023 04:12 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Bert G at December 06, 2023 04:14 PM (VARTN)
Posted by: The FBI at December 06, 2023 04:14 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2023 04:15 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2023 04:15 PM (YIxO9)
Posted by: The FBI at December 06, 2023 04:12 PM (n2vyf)
Off/ FBI sock
Posted by: The FBI
Ladies and gentlemen, another stellar display of FBI competence!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 04:15 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 04:15 PM (VwNj7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2023 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
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Nuh-uh! He's not lying, *they* are lying! Did you even watch the response? He was super duper clear about it all being a pack of lies!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:16 PM (kBSKe)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:16 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 04:15 PM (JrojV)
++++
LOLOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:16 PM (kBSKe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2023 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 04:16 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 04:17 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2023 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
He makes me wonder if Biden is his real name.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 04:17 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: The FBI at December 06, 2023 04:12 PM (n2vyf)
Off/ FBI sock
Posted by: The FBI at December 06, 2023 04:14 PM (n2vyf
Permanently tainted with glowie
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2023 04:17 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 06, 2023 04:17 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: XTC at December 06, 2023 04:17 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 04:17 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Don Black at December 06, 2023 04:17 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 06, 2023 04:17 PM (iK+gd)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2023 04:18 PM (YIxO9)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 06, 2023 04:17 PM (nfrXX)
He doesn't HAVE to hide it, so at his age, why make the effort?
Posted by: XTC at December 06, 2023 04:18 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: The FBI at December 06, 2023 04:12 PM (n2vyf)
Off/ FBI sock
Posted by: The FBI at December 06, 2023 04:14 PM (n2vyf
Permanently tainted with glowie
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2023 04:17 PM (/6GbT)
Guilty
Posted by: It's me donna at December 06, 2023 04:18 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2023 02:56 PM (KRtlO)
Should change your name to ace, the never Trumper.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:18 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:18 PM (RHGPo)
226 ppl, 226
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 06, 2023 04:18 PM (EGSGm)
Because nobody in DC wants to stop him.
Stop him? They're hoping to learn from him.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 06, 2023 04:18 PM (dZVON)
The director Preston Sturges' original last name was "Biden." "Sturges" was the surname of the stepfather who adopted him.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 04:18 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Al Unsure at December 06, 2023 04:18 PM (v33tB)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 06, 2023 04:18 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: Don Black at December 06, 2023 04:19 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:19 PM (RHGPo)
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Let's remember the context of what Trump said when he was talking about his behavior was that he would often try to kiss a woman, and sometimes he couldn't "get in there" to do that. Still not great, but he expanded it to "women let" "stars" "do anything".
But he was talking about a time when he couldn't steal a kiss from a married woman--again NOT great. But also not the Weather Underground club rules that required females to consent to sex from any male in the club, as part of membership.
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 04:19 PM (krQz2)
Stop harshing our mellow. Argument is down the hall.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 04:19 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 06, 2023 04:20 PM (c12Xv)
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 04:19 PM (krQz2)
I mean, that's just Communism.
Sex is a resource, comrade, and you'd better be distributing it equitably.
Posted by: XTC at December 06, 2023 04:20 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)
We're talking about a fixed press and a marginalized-as-much-as-possible press on the other side.
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 04:20 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 04:17 PM (RSbhh)
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I took the other side of that one. I think he was pretty good for 'ole Joe (the press conference clip). He doesn't bob around. He isn't slurring too much. His speech is clear. He didn't start spouting gibberish. He got the words out okay and didn't go all "weebles wobble but they don't fall down" with his body. He's obviously a slow old man, but he isn't havering or stumbling in that clip.
For Biden, he's pretty good there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:20 PM (kBSKe)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 04:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 04:20 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 04:21 PM (MNhXM)
The Big Lie.
You deny and your friends just say that's just Joe, he's always done that and fuggitaboutit.
He could say pussy and they'rd be no Democrat noticing.
Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2023 04:21 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Flyguy at December 06, 2023 04:21 PM (DZ2EL)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 06, 2023 04:21 PM (O5Dgh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 06, 2023 04:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2023 04:21 PM (mQ8ar)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Won't they have a special election for McCarthy's seat ? His district is Conservative
Posted by: It's me donna at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (n2vyf)
"NEW: Iran court orders US to pay $50 billion for Soleimani assassination
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:20 PM (kBSKe)
Watch his eyes. He doesn't know what to look at. He can't connect the words he is hearing to the obvious human activity producing them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (LkVL9)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (YIxO9)
It was a very nice post; Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:23 PM (RHGPo)
I don't think so.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 04:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2023 04:23 PM (fwDg9)
Sex is a resource, comrade, and you'd better be distributing it equitably.
Posted by: XTC
The Russian peasants during the Bolshevik Revolution sure saw it that way. They thought that Communism's teaching that all property was communal applied to woman as well. The Bolshie leaders weren't quite ready to go there, yet, so they tried to disabuse the peasantry of that idea.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 04:24 PM (JrojV)
"NEW: Iran court orders US to pay $50 billion for Soleimani assassination
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (krqg6)
Obama just jizzed himself.
Posted by: XTC at December 06, 2023 04:24 PM (sm6Pk)
Shit. Head.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2023 04:21 PM (mQ8ar)
++++
Fact check: UNTRUE
ANALYSIS:
Joe Biden is a human being and so therefore his head is a human head. It is not made of excrement, nor is it full of excrement. Any human being whose head was replaced with excrement or whose brain was removed and the resulting cavity filled with excrement would find such a condition to be unsurvivable. As President Biden is alive, he cannot be a "shit head."
FINAL SCORE: 5 Pinocchios
Posted by: Fact Check at December 06, 2023 04:24 PM (kBSKe)
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:24 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD
.......
Whaddaya know, Joe?
Just got back from the carnival show.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 04:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dean Martin at December 06, 2023 04:24 PM (YIxO9)
I don't think so.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 04:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Newsome would have to call that election I think... by waiting until Jan 1, they won't do it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:24 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:24 PM (RHGPo)
Political constipation.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Don Black at December 06, 2023 04:24 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Joey the B at December 06, 2023 04:25 PM (2ocoG)
Exactly. He's a little better in the second clip. Maybe that was after he got the meds.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 04:25 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (LkVL9)
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Yeah, but he got the words out clearly and emphatically and didn't bob and weave. He's clearly rehearsed it a lot. It must have taken *days* of constant effort.
And for him, that's a pretty good performance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:25 PM (kBSKe)
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (krqg6)
And Biden will pay it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:25 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 06, 2023 04:25 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2023 04:25 PM (gmo/4)
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Do you remember the reported statement of Vernon Jordan about his and Bill Clinton's golf outings?
"We talk about pussy..."
Does anybody remember the outcry that Bill Clinton--suspected serial adulterer MAY have talked with his friend Vernon Jordan about "pussy"?!
Was there a big outcry from somebody in the Clinton Administration saying he "talked about pussy"?!
In fact, I bet there was a Demedia campaign that it's "really no big deal" that two red-blooded non-hung-up American males talked about sex. "Sex" is how it would have been cleaned-up. "It's just sex".
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 04:25 PM (krQz2)
"The federal government cannot do indirectly what the First Amendment forbids it from doing directly..."
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Max Power at December 06, 2023 04:26 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (n2vyf)
Looks like there will be. I honestly cannot see why anyone is sorry to see McCarthy leave; he was guaranteed to betray anything we wanted at any juncture, and to organize even greater betrayals. And he just openly admitted that he was only there for the grift, and as soon as the grift opportunities shut down for him there, he was headed to where he could (and will) make even more money.
I'm overjoyed to see him out of there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2023 04:26 PM (i9ffA)
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (krqg6)
Why not a $100B? Or a trillion?
The mullahs are pikers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 04:26 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Max Power at December 06, 2023 04:26 PM (Hucnr)
Daily.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 04:27 PM (aD39U)
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (krqg6)
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$50 billion would make Soleimani as rich as Michael Dell, and essentially tied with Dell as the 23rd-richest person in the world.
Seems a little high.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:27 PM (kBSKe)
Posted by: Max Power at December 06, 2023 04:27 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)
*****
Too bad many of those that made this all happen didn't think this through and play out different scenarios in their brains.
This was obvious to a lot of us. They should be smarter than this.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2023 04:27 PM (NpAcC)
The mullahs are pikers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 04:26 PM (aD39U)
Why not demand Americans be sent over as slaves?
Joe would do it, if they asked for it.
Posted by: XTC at December 06, 2023 04:27 PM (sm6Pk)
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He could say pussy and they'rd be no Democrat noticing.
Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2023 04:21 PM (j4U/Z)
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That happened.
Do you remember the reported statement of Vernon Jordan about his and Bill Clinton's golf outings?
"We talk about pussy..."
Does anybody remember the outcry that Bill Clinton--suspected serial adulterer MAY have spend this golf outings with his friend Vernon Jordan talking about "pussy"?!
Was there a big outcry from somebody in the Clinton Administration saying he "talked about pussy"?!
In fact, I bet there was a Demedia campaign that it's "really no big deal" that two red-blooded non-hung-up American males talked about sex. "Sex" is how it would have been cleaned-up.
"It's just sex".
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 04:28 PM (krQz2)
The mullahs are pikers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 04:26 PM (aD39U)
...
One. Meeeeeliooonnnn. Dollarrz.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 06, 2023 04:28 PM (z/ifB)
This was obvious to a lot of us. They should be smarter than this.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2023 04:27 PM (NpAcC)
I'd love to see Santos run again, and win....
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:28 PM (xaFKb)
BREAKING SHOOTING: Active shooter reported on campus of Nevada University, Las Vegas (UNLV), police say there appears to be multiple victims
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BNO News @BNONews 19m
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- University of Nevada campus
- Active shooter call at 11:46 a.m.
- Multiple victims found on scene
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- At least 3 taken to hospital
- Police confirm suspect is dead
- No word on suspect's identity
- Motive also unknown
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:28 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:28 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2023 04:28 PM (gmo/4)
"It's just sex".
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 04:28 PM (krQz2)
They were just discussing... Cigars...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:29 PM (xaFKb)
A new runoff has now been called, causing Whitehorn to comment that, "The judiciary should not decide elections."
https://tinyurl.com/4vt4cjep
😂😂😂
Al Gore to the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2023 04:29 PM (OGsvs)
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (krqg6)
And Biden will pay it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:25 PM (xaFKb)
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Do we know where Xi stands on this?
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 04:29 PM (krQz2)
"The federal government cannot do indirectly what the First Amendment forbids it from doing directly..."
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
------------
"Conservative U.S. States in general -- and Texas in particular -- as well as Conservative Press have NO STANDING! Next?"
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 04:29 PM (VwNj7)
Yeah, but there is no direct proof. I heard it on CNN.
Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2023 04:29 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: FBI "Special" Agent what gotta take a dump at December 06, 2023 04:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 06, 2023 04:30 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 06, 2023 04:30 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:30 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
----
Apple has blocked my Safari from using my trading account.
I've been fighting with Apple all morning. I got no mellow.
I'm completely unpleasanted by ace's intransigence.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:30 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: Dean Martin at December 06, 2023 04:30 PM (YIxO9)
Posted by: Al Unsure at December 06, 2023 04:30 PM (v33tB)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:30 PM (krqg6)
Hmmm.... was it at Allah's Snackbar?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:30 PM (xaFKb)
"It's just sex".
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 04:28 PM (krQz2)
They were just discussing... Cigars...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:29 PM (xaFKb)
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Jordan made that statement in the presence of the press, yet I think the main place you could hear about it was only Rush Limbaugh's show.
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 04:31 PM (krQz2)
Look for Joey to do the Vincent "the Chin" Gigante routine and start showing up for these events in a bathrobe.
Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2023 04:31 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2023 02:56 PM (KRtlO)
***
Forget republicans... How many conservatives will not vote for anyone not named Trump? I think the percentage would be pretty high.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 06, 2023 04:31 PM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: Doctor McCoy at December 06, 2023 04:31 PM (RHGPo)
Under California law if McCarthy stays until January there will be no special election. If he leaves before January it is up to the governor to decide if he wants a special election.
McCarty's district is overwhelmingly Republican went for Trump in both elections. Why would Newsom help Republicans get another seat?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 04:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 04:31 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Doctor McCoy at December 06, 2023 04:32 PM (RHGPo)
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (krqg6)
And Biden will pay it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:25 PM (xaFKb)
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Do we know where Xi stands on this?
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 04:29 PM (krQz2)
10% for the BIGGER Guy?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:32 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:28 PM (krqg6)
—————-
If the shooter’s name and pic aren’t immediately released, you’ll know the motive.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2023 04:32 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: JackStraw
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That's why they got rid of Santos. ... one more to go and it's martini time.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:32 PM (zzBMk)
*Watergate reference
Posted by: Gref at December 06, 2023 04:33 PM (5fDan)
BREAKING SHOOTING: Active shooter reported on campus of Nevada University, Las Vegas (UNLV), police say there appears to be multiple victims
I know it sounds trite, but if democrats would stop shooting people, gun violence would drop by 90%.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2023 04:33 PM (OGsvs)
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 04:33 PM (krQz2)
McCarty's district is overwhelmingly Republican went for Trump in both elections. Why would Newsom help Republicans get another seat?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 04:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Yup... it aint gonna happen.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:33 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:34 PM (zzBMk)
"...if my testimony makes me ‘transphobic', then I believe your opening monologue makes you a misogynist..."
geeez
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:34 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 04:34 PM (aD39U)
I'd stopped eating hoagies for a long time 'cause I just wasn't feeling it. But last week I got a craving because it was wet and chilly damp outside. So I got an Italian, everything on it, sweet on the side.
It was so good. The rolls were perfect...crust was crisp and the rest was chewy. I think my hoagie taste buds were re-awakened.
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2023 04:34 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 06, 2023 04:34 PM (BKOUD)
Even odds it’s a tranny.
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 04:31 PM (MNhXM)
Put me on the board for Palestinian type.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:35 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Garland at December 06, 2023 04:35 PM (+7ip0)
The emails come as the House of Representatives moves closer to a Biden impeachment inquiry vote...
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:35 PM (RHGPo)
Just got a DEI email from work telling me to be inclusive this "Holiday Season".
Why?
Well, there's Bohdi for the Jap Budhists, you see and...
Eh, stuff a full ham up your bonus hole.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:35 PM (ynpvh)
I don't think shitting your pants in front of the Pope counts as an upgrade.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 04:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw
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That's why they got rid of Santos. ... one more to go and it's martini time.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:32 PM (zzBMk)
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Scores of Republicans didn't even wait until they had a hearing on his investigation, which hadn't concluded yet.
Remember that the next time a member of the facade party tells you they have a process.
They *could not* wait for the process on Santos to complete.
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 04:35 PM (krQz2)
Congratulations on first!!
Posted by: lin-duh at December 06, 2023 04:17 PM (iK+gd)
Winning!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2023 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2023 04:36 PM (fwDg9)
For Biden, he's pretty good there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
And that is a limbo level bar if I've ever read one.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 06, 2023 04:36 PM (RG6Bq)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Brain Cell at December 06, 2023 04:36 PM (aD39U)
Or was it to some other sham kollege?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2023 04:36 PM (mQ8ar)
geeez
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:34 PM (RHGPo)
++++
There is no dependency there. You don't think she's a misogynist because of her position on you - you think she's a misogynist or you don't.
She is still inexperienced, but I hope she gets better at this. "I reject your premise that I am a so-called 'transphobe' or that so-called 'transphobia' exists in the first place - but I am entirely comfortable asserting that you are a misogynist following your woman-hating screed that makes it clear that you favor men over women."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:36 PM (kBSKe)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:34 PM (zzBMk)
Only way he is leaving is for a BIG payoff... otherwise, why quit yer job.
I want to know who is hiring him.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:36 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Axeman
.......
That or: "Where's the nearest tire shop?"
Posted by: FBI at December 06, 2023 04:36 PM (v0R5T)
Our first priority should be respecting Islamic court decisions and making sure there is no backlash against Islamic mass murders when we have no idea of about the motive.
KJP, soon.
Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2023 04:36 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 06, 2023 04:36 PM (RG6Bq)
++++
To be sure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:37 PM (kBSKe)
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at December 06, 2023 04:37 PM (hqVaF)
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (krqg6)
And Biden will pay it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:25 PM (xaFKb)
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BREAKING: 5,000 Bin Laden Family Members in Saudi Arabia File Multi-Trillion Dollar Class Action Lawsuit Against US for Patriarch's Assassination; Biden SpokesHole Says He's Happy to Pay and is Sending Top DOJ Lawyers to Riyadh to Assist the Plaintiffs. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 04:37 PM (VwNj7)
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 06, 2023 04:37 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2023 04:37 PM (fwDg9)
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (krqg6)
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Pay him with $50 billion in live missiles.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:37 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2023 04:38 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Dean Martin at December 06, 2023 04:30 PM (YIxO9)
---
Austere Philosopher/General.
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 04:38 PM (krQz2)
...says his ex-wife “had a relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell”
.. is there anybody in DC who has not "had" Ghislaine Maxwell ?
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:38 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Axeman
.......
That or: "Where's the nearest tire shop?"
Posted by: FBI at December 06, 2023 04:36 PM (v0R5T)
It's like the japs in WW2 trying to decipher the code talkers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2023 04:38 PM (NxC5+)
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
Judge Judy over ruled them, so never mind.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 06, 2023 04:38 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 04:38 PM (MNhXM)
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
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Seems a bit low. we'll send them 70 trillion, after all, it's only fair.
Posted by: Biden Handler at December 06, 2023 04:38 PM (lmFwW)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 06, 2023 04:38 PM (as3uC)
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (krqg6)
----
Pay him with $50 billion in live missiles.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:37 PM (zzBMk)
LOL, Tehran court. If we had a REAL president instead of the brain-dead pretender.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:39 PM (ynpvh)
One guy, 2 cities, over 9 hours...
I just found out about this today and It ended within a half mile of my house last night. The suspect managed to hit 2 police officers that returned fire and missed. Finally saw his picture... he looks evil, dead eyes and all.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 06, 2023 04:39 PM (C39D0)
Posted by: pawn at December 06, 2023 04:39 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:39 PM (RHGPo)
Nah. They got it about right.
Texas > Alabama >Georgia.
Who you're victorious over counts.
-
Texas' only meaningful victory was over the team that ran the SEC West and then defeated #1. Using that as the scale only supports
Michigan
Washington
Georgia
Alabama
Texas got a gimme, and Georgia was the only team that got screwed.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 06, 2023 04:40 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at December 06, 2023 04:40 PM (PWI4f)
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 04:37 PM (VwNj7)
Our own government sided with the Saudis for years in a lawsuit brought on by victims families from 9/11.
They still hide documents about Saudi involvement.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:40 PM (xaFKb)
before or after his death ?
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:39 PM (RHGPo)
He and Bin Laden are enjoying the warmth down below.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2023 04:38 PM (tT6L1)
Yup....Delawareans everywhere should hang their heads in shame.
Assholes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2023 04:40 PM (mQ8ar)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Brain Cell at December 06, 2023 04:40 PM (aD39U)
Dr. Dealgood: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... Dyin' time's here.
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:41 PM (RHGPo)
Now? These sick people scare the snot out of me...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 06, 2023 04:41 PM (MeG8a)
_------------
He was asking if the coast were clear.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2023 04:41 PM (S6plB)
Posted by: The FBI at December 06, 2023 04:12 PM (n2vyf)
A QUINN-MARTIN PRODUCTION!
Tonight's episode: Pedo Pete!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 06, 2023 04:41 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Brain Cell at December 06, 2023 04:40 PM (aD39U)
he was libererated of his life and his dick.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:42 PM (ynpvh)
Not even shy about it, either.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 06, 2023 04:42 PM (MeG8a)
...says his ex-wife “had a relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell”
.. is there anybody in DC who has not "had" Ghislaine Maxwell ?
Posted by: SMOD
---------
Did I hear that correctly? Did Kennedy just say GFY?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:42 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Brain Cell at December 06, 2023 04:42 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2023 04:42 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: Axeman
......
That or: "Death to all homos!"
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 04:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2023 04:42 PM (FQmDC)
++++
LOL.
Except he's not funny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:43 PM (kBSKe)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2023 04:43 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: The FBI at December 06, 2023 04:12 PM (n2vyf)
A QUINN-MARTIN PRODUCTION!
Tonight's episode: Pedo Pete!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 06, 2023 04:41 PM (wtvvX)
He did not sniff that girl while shitting his pants and talking to Hunter about dealings in Ukraine and China. That never happened. I mean, each of those things happened, but not at the same time. Well, some happened at the same time, but not all of them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:43 PM (ynpvh)
Do DEI people do anything but tell people to be inclusive and get people jobs they may not have been qualified for? . Just string all the religious holidays in one greeting and be glad it's not November, because then you'd have to include Holidays for Bahai and another one for Islam.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 04:43 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:43 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 06, 2023 04:44 PM (as3uC)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:44 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2023 04:44 PM (VwHCD)
One guy, 2 cities, over 9 hours...
I just found out about this today and It ended within a half mile of my house last night. The suspect managed to hit 2 police officers that returned fire and missed. Finally saw his picture... he looks evil, dead eyes and all.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 06, 2023 04:39 PM (C39D0)
If it wasn’t for his name he looks Palestinian/Middle Eastern to me.
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 04:44 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:34 PM (zzBMk)
Only way he is leaving is for a BIG payoff... otherwise, why quit yer job.
I want to know who is hiring him.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:36 PM (xaFKb)
You McCarthy haters are a hoot. You can't stand him in Congress and you can't stand him out of Congress. You even hate the people that supported him. And the haters don't care if the Republicans lose their congressional majority.
I bet Benyamin Netanyahu cares.
Posted by: mrp at December 06, 2023 04:45 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: SMOD
.......
They're wearing cloud costumes?
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 04:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2023 04:42 PM (FQmDC)
++++
LOL.
Except he's not funny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:43 PM (kBSKe)
The way he helps Iran, I don't know if you're talking Walter or Achmed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:45 PM (ynpvh)
Just got a DEI email from work telling me to be inclusive this "Holiday Season".
Why?
Well, there's Bohdi for the Jap Budhists, you see and...
Eh, stuff a full ham up your bonus hole.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:35 PM (ynpvh)
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When I worked in downtown Oakland 30 years ago (Jeebus, where does the time go?), I used to jokingly give my co-workers & friends Happy Kwanzaa cards -- even the black ones -- and they all would get a kick out of it.
I'm sure that I'd be immediately terminated, if not prosecuted for a hate crime, doing that today.
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 04:45 PM (VwNj7)
Posted by: Jamaica at December 06, 2023 04:45 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 06, 2023 04:45 PM (cB7nX)
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:22 PM (krqg6)
---
Note that this is completely in line with Islamic doctrine, where it's permissible for someone to pay blood money to the family of the person they killed. That supposedly settles the debt.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 06, 2023 04:45 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: JackStraw
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That's why they got rid of Santos. ... one more to go and it's martini time.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:32 PM (zzBMk)
Santos' special election is in late Feb.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 04:45 PM (eoQWY)
https://is.gd/ycgcL9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:46 PM (kBSKe)
I bet Benyamin Netanyahu cares.
Posted by: mrp at December 06, 2023 04:45 PM (rj6Yv)
I was content for your guy to keep his seat, just not the Speakership.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 04:46 PM (aD39U)
If he were not a democrat office holder he'd likely have been convicted years ago and hell...would probably be out of prison already.
But the point is the issue isn't that we've needed to collect more evidence, the problem is no one has had the guts to arrest/impeach him for his crimes.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2023 04:46 PM (XqcwY)
Do DEI people do anything but tell people to be inclusive and get people jobs they may not have been qualified for? . Just string all the religious holidays in one greeting and be glad it's not November, because then you'd have to include Holidays for Bahai and another one for Islam.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 04:43 PM (RSbhh)
I laughed when Krampusnacht was included...a day too late. Well, I'm all for it; lets have Krampus take away the naughty DEI folks...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:47 PM (ynpvh)
Part 48293846284945762
>>Judge Orders New Louisiana Sheriff Election After Voter Fraud Contaminates The Results
https://tinyurl.com/39dxdwxa
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 04:47 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 04:47 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2023 04:38 PM (tT6L1)
Yup....Delawareans everywhere should hang their heads in shame.
Word is, that state is run by DuPont money.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 04:47 PM (JrojV)
.. this seems to explain the non-release of the Nashville Shooter Manifesto
They are mentally ill and dangerous
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:48 PM (RHGPo)
https://is.gd/ycgcL9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......
IS THAT A GAS STOVE?
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 04:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 06, 2023 04:48 PM (MeG8a)
The uniparty voted to boot Santos because he was too conservative.
That's the problem not McCarthy "retiring" to get his big payday
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2023 04:48 PM (XqcwY)
--
Wait, he's leaving Congress?
Huh.
That's weird.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 06, 2023 04:48 PM (sIl7T)
Even odds it’s a tranny.
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 04:31 PM (MNhXM)
Put me on the board for Palestinian type.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 04:35 PM (xaFKb)
Trannestinian.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 06, 2023 04:48 PM (wtvvX)
How about can’t stand him as Speaker. He can stay or leave for all I care. He made a back door deal with Pelosi which McCarthy supporters try to ignore. It bit him in the butt though which was more than deserved.
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 04:49 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at December 06, 2023 04:49 PM (gxokI)
Just got a DEI email from work telling me to be inclusive this "Holiday Season".
Why?
Well, there's Bohdi for the Jap Budhists, you see and...
Eh, stuff a full ham up your bonus hole.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:35 PM (ynpvh)
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When I worked in downtown Oakland 30 years ago (Jeebus, where does the time go?), I used to jokingly give my co-workers & friends Happy Kwanzaa cards -- even the black ones -- and they all would get a kick out of it.
I'm sure that I'd be immediately terminated, if not prosecuted for a hate crime, doing that today.
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 04:45 PM (VwNj7)
I have to continuously watch what comes out of my mouth at the workplace. Most often, I'll say, "I'd comment, but I don't want to get in trouble with HR". I'm sure even saying THAT will get me in trouble with HR some day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:49 PM (ynpvh)
Do DEI people do anything but tell people to be inclusive and get people jobs they may not have been qualified for? ...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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No, they just hate. They are demonic hatemongers.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:49 PM (zzBMk)
81 million votes, my ass.
We Have Put Together The Most Extensive And Inclusive Voter Fraud Organization In The History Of American Politics
Posted by: Actual quote from Joe Biden at December 06, 2023 04:50 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: SMOD
.......
They're wearing cloud costumes?
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 04:45 PM (v0R5T)
--------------
"I've looked at clowns from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's clown illusions I recall
I really don't know clowns at all"
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 04:50 PM (VwNj7)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 04:48 PM (v0R5T)
++++
Yes, and she *relishes* cooking with the hate gas!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:50 PM (kBSKe)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2023 04:50 PM (991eG)
https://is.gd/ycgcL9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:46 PM (kBSKe)
And that, your Honor, is how she REALLY got those coffee burns on her crotch.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:50 PM (ynpvh)
https://is.gd/ycgcL9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:46 PM (kBSKe)
Joe, you are on a ROLL, man!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 06, 2023 04:50 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
-
I expect him to win Coach of the Year for taking this team to the playoffs.
He's the best already and everyone knows it, but there were literal "it's time for him to retire" articles and news pieces back in September.
This has probably been my favorite team since Sunseri played.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 06, 2023 04:50 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:51 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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It's beautiful.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:51 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Brain Cell at December 06, 2023 04:40 PM (aD39U)
++++
LOLOLOL
"Slap-chopped."
I'm filing that one away for future use. I will not provide any attribution.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:51 PM (kBSKe)
As a single-celled organism, he is also an invertebrate liar.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 06, 2023 04:51 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large
I think that's why Ds are in panic mode.
Joe thinks this is another senate campaign and the MSM will cover for him in the basement again.
He's right about the MSM. Wrong about basement. But I really think he thinks this works like his senate seat and some old girlfriends. Once you're in, you're in.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 06, 2023 04:51 PM (JkCto)
Knock Knock
Who is it?
Boom
Boom who?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Posted by: Soleimani 's last words at December 06, 2023 04:51 PM (XqcwY)
https://is.gd/ycgcL9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......
IS THAT A GAS STOVE?
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 04:48 PM (v0R5T)
AND a mortar and pestle.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:52 PM (ynpvh)
https://is.gd/ycgcL9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Cute. Thanks for not calling her "busty." You've been throwing that label around a little too indiscriminantly as of late.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 04:52 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 04:43 PM (RSbhh)
Yes. They sue employers over meaningless "I was made to feel like" complaints and hope to settle because that's easier than them working and cheaper for the employer to pay.
Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2023 04:52 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Jamaica at December 06, 2023 04:52 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 06, 2023 04:52 PM (uKeRS)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
.....
I'd like to volunteer to rub some salve on it.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 04:52 PM (v0R5T)
So, if Congress doesn't approve another 61 billion for Ukraine, we don't get to defend OUR OWN SOUTHERN BORDER?
This is a joke, right.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2023 04:53 PM (c4f7e)
The only one who talks anymore is the manager.
Everyone just mumbles when he says anything.
Posted by: pawn at December 06, 2023 04:53 PM (QB+5g)
I bet Benyamin Netanyahu cares.
Posted by: mrp at December 06, 2023 04:45 PM (rj6Yv)
This nicely encapsulates Republicanism these days: I need to support the party no matter what, be content to get nothing out of our politics, so that some foreigner gets what he needs and his needs almost always include my tax dollars.
Posted by: I reject this, I won't vote for it at December 06, 2023 04:53 PM (ttzpt)
Posted by: mrp at December 06, 2023 04:54 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 06, 2023 04:54 PM (4uWoU)
So, if Congress doesn't approve another 61 billion for Ukraine, we don't get to defend OUR OWN SOUTHERN BORDER?
This is a joke, right.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2023 04:53 PM (c4f7e)
++++
Forget it, Nurse.
It's Washington town.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:54 PM (kBSKe)
https://is.gd/ycgcL9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
---------
One of Mannix best, maybe the best.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:54 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:54 PM (krqg6)
So, if Congress doesn't approve another 61 billion for Ukraine, we don't get to defend OUR OWN SOUTHERN BORDER?
This is a joke, right.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2023 04:53 PM (c4f7e)
On us.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 04:55 PM (VwNj7)
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 06, 2023 04:50 PM (sIl7T)
His "non-contact" injury cost us the Championship game against FSU, that we matched up really well against. He would have not bit on that throw that let Auburn tie the game and lead to the Pick6.
For want of a horseshoe nail, as it were.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 04:55 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 04:55 PM (VwNj7)
++++
Sounds like a real stinker of a show.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:55 PM (kBSKe)
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 04:55 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:54 PM (krqg6)
Very rare. In Islamic countries, has a very, very short half-life.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: leoncaruthers at December 06, 2023 04:56 PM (UfRqq)
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 04:55 PM (VwNj7)
++++
Sounds like a real stinker of a show.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:55 PM (kBSKe)
I would expect it got rave review on the streets of SF...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 04:43 PM (RHGPo)
Wait a minute... I was assured New Zeeland was no longer run by fascists, because they managed to get rid of Bucktooth Becky as their PM.
Surely this must be the land of Shangri-La now. The oligarchs and fascists were defeated. Defeated, I say!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2023 04:56 PM (dGCAG)
So, if Congress doesn't approve another 61 billion for Ukraine, we don't get to defend OUR OWN SOUTHERN BORDER?
This is a joke, right.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2023 04:53 PM (c4f7e)
On us.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:55 PM (ynpvh)
I believe it’s a trap for the Democrats . They may not fall for it.
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 04:57 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 04:57 PM (aD39U)
https://tinyurl.com/3nxv7wh6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 04:57 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2023 04:42 PM (FQmDC)
++++
LOL.
Except he's not funny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:43 PM (kBSKe)
Q
The way he helps Iran, I don't know if you're talking Walter or Achmed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:45 PM (ynpvh)
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I was raised in a Palestinian Church. Not joking. There was one right by my house where the acid rain ate the windows out of our cars. We yelled Allahu Akbar every time we walked by the local Synagoggy thingy. Made the hair on my legs stand up, let me tell you.
*Joe Biden
Posted by: Just Lily at December 06, 2023 04:57 PM (tAZwP)
🚨#UPDATE: Las Vegas police have declared that there is no further threat after a single shooter was confirmed dead in the UNLV attack. Multiple victims are confirmed to be dead in the mass shooting. Police advise everyone to shelter in place as they clear out buildings.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 04:57 PM (krqg6)
Would give Vlad a lot of credit if he talked about the violence against "undocumented Russian immigrants" in Ukraine.
Of course unlike the Guatemalans flooding our border there were Russians in Ukraine in 2014 before Obama's coup...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2023 04:58 PM (XqcwY)
https://tinyurl.com/3nxv7wh6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 04:57 PM (RSbhh)
++++
LOL. Nice backstory.
Pretty lady.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:58 PM (kBSKe)
Posted by: SMOD
......
Glad we're not the only country enduring this bullshit.
Misery loves company.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 04:58 PM (v0R5T)
I think Milroe is an idiot, up there with Vince Young, but he can play. Tua spoiled me.
Posted by: Jamaica at December 06, 2023 04:58 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: Professor Plum at December 06, 2023 04:58 PM (L6YDh)
I predicted it shortly after Russia invaded. No amount of treasure and blood is too much to save the reputations of Biden and Obama. They will have to spend it all to keep all the secrets.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 06, 2023 04:58 PM (MeG8a)
https://is.gd/ycgcL9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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One of Mannix best, maybe the best.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:54 PM (zzBMk)
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She doesn't skip leg day; therefore TJM would not bang.
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 04:58 PM (46MnI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I'll see your brunette in white lingerie, and raise you a red head.
https://tinyurl.com/4yaev2ye
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2023 04:59 PM (YRsIm)
Sound too butch for Abbott.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:59 PM (zzBMk)
This is a joke, right.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2023 04:53 PM (c4f7e)
On us.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 04:55 PM (ynpvh)
Just another example of the stalwart conservatives, conservatin'.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2023 04:59 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at December 06, 2023 04:59 PM (7eFYL)
So you are saying she's NOT wearing underwear?
WOOHOOO!!!!
Posted by: Some Moron at December 06, 2023 04:59 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 04:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 04:59 PM (aD39U)
*
As a single-celled organism, he is also an invertebrate liar.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 06, 2023
***
He is spinelessly unable to resist a lie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2023 04:59 PM (J2vNu)
Even if they get the $61B, they still won't defend our border. That is the plan for our own destruction ... but they will have gated communities and castles with moats, or something.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2023 04:59 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 05:00 PM (krqg6)
Abbott said he was going to pardon the guy. Did he?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2023 05:00 PM (XqcwY)
One of Mannix best, maybe the best.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:54 PM (zzBMk)
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She doesn't skip leg day; therefore TJM would not bang.
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive
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She's too tall for TJM.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 05:00 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 04:59 PM (zzBMk)
I don’t understand the Abbott hate at all.
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 05:01 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Professor Plum at December 06, 2023 05:01 PM (L6YDh)
https://is.gd/ycgcL9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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I’m sorry, is that a deal breaker of a punch I see?
2/10. Would not bang.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2023 05:02 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2023 04:52 PM (j4U/Z)
This is true. I just took my mandatory Sexual harassment prevention training. Nothing but soy actors and you could get canned for making someone feel uncomfortable even if it was unintended. It had all the leftist talking points.
This is one of the reasons I work from home 95% of the time.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 06, 2023 05:02 PM (4iIQh)
https://tinyurl.com/3nxv7wh6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 04:57 PM (RSbhh)
++++
LOL. Nice backstory.
Pretty lady.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2023 04:58 PM (kBSKe)
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She definitely skips leg day, though. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 05:02 PM (46MnI)
Yep. On the bright side, he's now stopped smoking.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2023 05:02 PM (S6plB)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 05:02 PM (v0R5T)
Burners on my stove are about waist line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDcTLaWJuo
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 05:02 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: 18-1
Tx Gov doesn't have parson powers. It lies with a board.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:03 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 05:03 PM (RSbhh)
*********
Wouldn't they have said the same thing 10 minutes before the shooting started?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2023 05:04 PM (991eG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 04:43 PM (RSbhh)
Yes. They sue employers over meaningless "I was made to feel like" complaints and hope to settle because that's easier than them working and cheaper for the employer to pay.
Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2023 04:52 PM (j4U/Z)
Say you are a Scrooge and that their message to respect all the holidays is an attack on your personhood.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 05:04 PM (eoQWY)
Insider Corner @insiderscorner 18m
BREAKING
At least 4 injured, one of them in serious condition, in a shooting in the center of Brussels, Belgium
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 05:04 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2023 05:04 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:05 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 06, 2023 05:06 PM (17s+e)
I am grateful then there are no DEI people at the church.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 05:06 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 06, 2023 05:06 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
......
Never serve the customers boiled sprouts.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 05:06 PM (v0R5T)
Sex is a resource, comrade, and you'd better be distributing it equitably.
Posted by: XTC at December 06, 2023"
From everyone according to her ability, to everyone according to his need.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 06, 2023 05:07 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:07 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 06, 2023 05:07 PM (+zy2u)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 05:08 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I'm grateful that your church is continued.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 05:08 PM (zzBMk)
Last mention I can find is from an article from 7 months ago saying they'll decide.
Looks like they've decided on doing nothing.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2023 05:08 PM (XqcwY)
A Tehran court has ordered the US government to pay nearly $50 billion in damages for assassinating a top Iranian general"
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023"
The only appropriate response is "You're the ones with a 70 year old declaration of war against us. If you don't want us to kill your generals, don't be at war with us."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 06, 2023 05:09 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 06, 2023 05:09 PM (l6o+N)
Cute. Thanks for not calling her "busty." You've been throwing that label around a little too indiscriminately as of late.
Right you are. When it comes to Joe Mannix picks he has to understand his reputation is on the line EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Reputation is like virginity, it's there or it's not. Just because you didn't enjoy it the first time doesn't make you still virginized.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 06, 2023 05:09 PM (enJYY)
No, Kathy has a spectacular rack.
Yes
No, but he should’ve commented on her ass instead.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2023 05:09 PM (u73oe)
Must have been because the town of Ghent would not allow Nicholette a black woman as the inclusive version of Santa Claus to dress in Palestinian colors and talk about how racist people from Belgium are and then give out Christmas gifts to kids
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 05:09 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 05:00 PM (krqg6)
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Looking forward to the 2024
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 05:09 PM (46MnI)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Look at the value!
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 05:09 PM (zzBMk)
-
There was a lot of weird stuff at the end of that game. A heisman candidate at QB and instead choosing to let a newbie kicker try a 50+ yard FG while tied was the one I remember most.
But I think Saban summed it up best when he won this last Iron Bowl. Something like "I've seen a lot of weird stuff happen here, and I'm just glad it happened to our advantage for once."
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 06, 2023 05:10 PM (+zy2u)
Posted by: 18-1
Tx Gov doesn't have parson powers. It lies with a board.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:03 PM (MGB5H)
He can marry people?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:10 PM (ynpvh)
Sex is a resource, comrade, and you'd better be distributing it equitably.
Posted by: XTC at December 06, 2023"
==
Comrades, sex like dark humor and food, not everyone get it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 06, 2023 05:10 PM (17s+e)
I predicted it shortly after Russia invaded. No amount of treasure and blood is too much to save the reputations of Biden and Obama. They will have to spend it all to keep all the secrets.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 06, 2023 04:58 PM (MeG8a)
That bluff isn't gonna happen. The DoD wouldn't allow it. They already are hiding all the Abrams under bushes so they don't get destroyed by Russian countermeasures. They definitely don't want to get any non-black US troops in there to take a bunch of artillery shots and generate some bad press for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 05:10 PM (eoQWY)
Thanks. Unless we get the money from the township soon we won't, so please pray they get their governmental backsides in gear if you would be so kind..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 05:11 PM (RSbhh)
Married couple tries unsuccessfully to get pregnant for 4 years. Turns out they were doing it wrong.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:11 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:12 PM (hCt6Y)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2023 05:12 PM (AzEXR)
Posted by: BruceWayne"
*looks up from buttpumpin'*
What?
Posted by: Pete Bootygig at December 06, 2023 05:12 PM (vFG9F)
Married couple tries unsuccessfully to get pregnant for 4 years. Turns out they were doing it wrong.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:11 PM (MGB5H)
On the downside, his wife doesn't do BJs for him anymore.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 06, 2023 05:06 PM (MeG8a)
surely you mean "merde"
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 05:13 PM (eoQWY)
Wergild is a traditional means of restitution for harm done to a person in a whole bunch of places.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 06, 2023 05:14 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:11 PM (MGB5H)
Wasn't that in Catch-22?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 05:15 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:11 PM (MGB5H)
Wasn't that in Catch-22?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 05:15 PM (aD39U)
I was just about to comment. You beat me to the punch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 06, 2023 05:15 PM (T/Lqj)
I am grateful then there are no DEI people at the church.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 05:06 PM
Remind me tomorrow morning to tell you a story I heard today about the Catholic priest who shut down my wife's school. The Lord may work in mysterious ways but this is so far out there... I can't even begin.
All I can say before tomorrow is he is gone and there's no replacement.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 06, 2023 05:15 PM (enJYY)
Ok...what is the board doing?
No governor has had parson powers since Huckabee.
Other than that, the Texas governor can pardon, but only those who are recommended by the board. He does not have to pardon any of their recommendations.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at December 06, 2023 05:16 PM (zSyrn)
Married couple tries unsuccessfully to get pregnant for 4 years. Turns out they were doing it wrong.
Posted by: BruceWayne
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That must be an AI article. There is no way a virile man and woman do not find the right place to put things. It's inconceivable.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 05:16 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: george costanza at December 06, 2023 05:16 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 06, 2023 05:16 PM (9YbFY)
******
Meh. Nobody bothers reading the instructions anymore.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2023 05:17 PM (991eG)
like a joke about a Greek couple, I think?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 06, 2023 05:17 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 05:08 PM (uSHSS)
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"Proof that shrinkflation is a myth, h8rs!"
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 06, 2023 05:17 PM (46MnI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 06, 2023 05:17 PM (pohLc)
Either that or he said “fuck it. I’ll never get this chance again.”
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 06, 2023 05:17 PM (l6o+N)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023
=====
Yes. Yes it was. I think Doc Daneeka told yossarian about them?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 06, 2023 05:17 PM (8AONa)
!!!!
oh I can't wait for this
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 06, 2023 05:17 PM (AcWfM)
One guy, 2 cities, over 9 hours...
I just found out about this today and It ended within a half mile of my house last night. The suspect managed to hit 2 police officers that returned fire and missed. Finally saw his picture... he looks evil, dead eyes and all.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 06, 2023 04:39 PM (C39D0)
WTF???
Maybe you should reconsider moving before the kids are all through HS... not like nothing happens in places like where I am, but I expect more return fire...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2023 05:18 PM (llON8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 05:18 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 05:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 05:19 PM (aD39U)
Seems appropriate.
https://tinyurl.com/yeyw5fu2
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 06, 2023 05:19 PM (R92o9)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 05:16 PM (zzBMk)
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Back-asswards, even
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2023 05:20 PM (vZwRf)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2023 05:20 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Braenyard
.......
especially after her ear got sore.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 05:21 PM (v0R5T)
====
TBF, sometimes those IKEA cartoons can be a bit confusing.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 05:21 PM (krqg6)
Seems appropriate.
https://tinyurl.com/yeyw5fu2
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)
That's a decent beginning.
Why is the goat-fcking puke still alive to have a house to sell?
What consequences are there for the police and other government accomplices?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2023 05:21 PM (llON8)
https://tinyurl.com/yeyw5fu2
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023"
It's no "standing on the rapists back while he drowns in a stream", but I guess it'll do.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 06, 2023 05:22 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 05:18 PM (v0R5T)
=======================
They were cousin to the patient from the movie "Doc Hollywood" who paid for his care with his favorite nice fat pig.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2023 05:23 PM (vZwRf)
DEI Grants dispensation to criticize others while making yourself immune to criticism.
I have a friend who defends small businesses and organizations who sees certain people over and over seeking employment as a political op to ruin the financial and morale well being of targeted "opponents".
It's what things have come to. Be careful, Fen.
Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2023 05:23 PM (j4U/Z)
oh I can't wait for this
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 06, 2023 05:17 PM
Oh, it is so good. I looked up the priests full name because we only knew him by his first name. Father (first name). I wanted to look up his age because it may have been a factor. So I punch in 'Father (first name) (last name)' and Bing suggests 'Father (first name) (last name) scandal'.
So I click on that. But the scandal seems to be scrubbed or somehow hidden. But I heard the details. I can't say I blame the guy for wanting to exit the priesthood after the crazy covid years, but the way he did it...
SMH.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 06, 2023 05:25 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Virgin wife, reading instructions after 4 years of futility at December 06, 2023 05:25 PM (991eG)
They *could not* wait for the process on Santos to complete.
Posted by: Axeman
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That is also why those GOPe asses have no problem with unfair trials for the Jan 6 folks. They literally hate the voters that vote them in office.
Posted by: Pete Townsend at December 06, 2023 05:29 PM (JAi95)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2023 05:31 PM (991eG)
Posted by: mrp
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How about the causative factor, McCarthy lied to get elected speaker and got removed for it because he did nothing of what he promised. He made side deals with Pelosi on keeping him as speaker.
McCarthy is stupid, venal (living with Luntz alone is an ethics violation), petty (see the shoving complaint), and incompetent. I guess you would consider him a perfect Republican leader.
Posted by: Pete Townsend at December 06, 2023 05:35 PM (JAi95)
Hello, I learned a new word today!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 06, 2023 05:56 PM (8Ta2Y)
I still remember the one about little Sally saying in class that her dad had two penises... a little floppy one he peed with, and a great big long one that Mom used to brush her teeth!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 06, 2023 06:46 PM (8Ta2Y)
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