Nikki Haley's PAC Takes a Big Contribution from Leftwing Democrat Millionare Reed Hoffmann

When Jamie Dimon, the chief executive of JPMorgan Chase, urged Democratic donors last week to rally behind Nikki Haley to provide Republican voters an alternative to former President Donald J. Trump, it seemed a far-fetched plea.
But at least one of the Democratic Party's biggest financiers has already done exactly that. ...
The pro-Haley super PAC, SFA Fund Inc., was asked specifically by Mr. Hoffman's political team if it would take money from Mr. Hoffman, given that he is a Democrat who actively supports President Biden, Mr. Mehlhorn said. The super PAC, he added, said yes.

Nikki Haley kisses Trump's ass and Trump praises her in return. She's hoping to be added to the Trump ticket -- and it's 90% likely that she will be.

Food for thought.

DeSantis, who is not part of this mutual admiration society, blasted "Nikki" for taking the Democrat money.

"It makes perfect sense that liberal Democrat billionaires would support Nikki Haley's bid for the White House, because she is a liberal," DeSantis for President press secretary Bryan Griffin wrote in a statement Tuesday, pointing to The New York Times report that top Democrat donor Reid Hoffman, a co-founder of LinkedIn, gave $250,000 to the Haley-aligned PAC.
"She would let corporations set immigration policy, roll out the red carpet for China, hike taxes on hardworking Americans, and require social media users to register with the government."

Below: Nikki Haley repeats that she wants the government in the business of attaching your name to your ever posting online, but says she wants the government to "stay out of" little kids getting gender mutilation procedures.

Nikki Haley wants “the law” to ban your anonymous accounts but to “stay out of” the sexual mutilation of pre-teens pic.twitter.com/HpCHN8CLe8
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) December 5, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:43 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 05, 2023 04:44 PM (eYoxG)

2 Nikki's PAC would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 04:44 PM (vFG9F)

3 I could have been first but I had to think of a stupid comment.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 04:45 PM (vFG9F)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 05, 2023 04:45 PM (sNtYB)

5 Dimon has been a Dem for ever - no matter what he calls himself.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2023 04:45 PM (h/xVB)

6 Nikki Haley is a disaster.

Posted by: ace at December 05, 2023 04:45 PM (KRtlO)

7 Jeb! hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 05, 2023 04:45 PM (jyyU/)

8 Hmm... So Nikki woos Donald, then Donald is removed from the ticket by the same people who put Nikki there.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 04:46 PM (sIl7T)

9 Dang!

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 05, 2023 04:46 PM (rbKZ6)

10 Well I'm convinced. Nikki Haley has a great shot of beating Biden in the Democrat primaries.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2023 04:46 PM (M1UiX)

11 Uniparty showing its ugly face again

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 05, 2023 04:46 PM (xcxpd)

12
Haley needs to go away.

Posted by: four seasons at December 05, 2023 04:46 PM (ichPI)

13 just go away; get a real job

Posted by: brak at December 05, 2023 04:46 PM (AR07F)

14 I know for a fact that Nikki Haley posts comments here and would like to hear her take on her take.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 04:46 PM (vFG9F)

15 Nikki Haley kisses Trump's ass and Trump praises her in return. She's hoping to be added to the Trump ticket -- and it's 90% likely that she will be.

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If Trump chooses her as VP, he has no chance (many in the MAGA movement will stay home)

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 05, 2023 04:47 PM (jyyU/)

16 The name "Nikki" makes me think of a certain pr0n star or two. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2023 04:47 PM (J2vNu)

17 Mmmm...Nikki Dial....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 05, 2023 04:48 PM (xcxpd)

18 Watching Nikki is like watching Jeb Bush's 2016 campaign all over again, with 2 changes: "Put a Chick in it! Make it LAAAAME!"

(okay, make it even lamer than Jeb's was)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2023 04:48 PM (i9ffA)

19 SEE H8ERS I CAN BRING AMERICA TOGETHER!

//Nikki's Pumps

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2023 04:48 PM (X0I7i)

20 Mmmm...Nikki Dial....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 05, 2023

***
Rhodes and Benz . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2023 04:49 PM (J2vNu)

21 willowed on last thread:

349 Isreali forces are reporting today as being the most intense fighting of the war so far. Hundreds of Hamas fighters have been killed, and the IDF is engaged in all out full strength attacks with aircraft, tanks, and ground troops in both northern and southern Gaza. Some in the cabinet are calling it the Decisive Battle.

Also the 5 pipelines to the Mediterranean have been hooked up, and the pumping of water into the tunnel network has begun. (300 miles of tunnels, this will take some time to complete)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2023 04:49 PM (i9ffA)

22 Nikki Haley is a rock solid Mitch McConnel Republican.

Posted by: lost in space at December 05, 2023 04:49 PM (kNb1U)

23 Please clap.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 05, 2023 04:49 PM (N3zMI)

24 The name "Nikki" makes me think of a certain pr0n star or two. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2023 04:47 PM (J2vNu)

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And the Prince song about masturbation.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 05, 2023 04:49 PM (jyyU/)

25 Nikki Harlot.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (bNf8H)

26 If Trump chooses her as VP, he has no chance (many in the MAGA movement will stay home)
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 05, 2023 04:47 PM (jyyU/)

Yeah, his VP pick will be more important than normal... because of the Age thing. We now see what happens when a President ages, and their VP is wayyyyy below par.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (xaFKb)

27 20 Mmmm...Nikki Dial....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 05, 2023

***
Rhodes and Benz . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2023 04:49 PM (J2vNu)

Nikki Charm and Nikki Sinn...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (xcxpd)

28 15 Nikki Haley kisses Trump's ass and Trump praises her in return. She's hoping to be added to the Trump ticket -- and it's 90% likely that she will be.

In fairness she was in his administration... And of course he's vain and loves adulation... If some hoe he chooses her for Veep I will not be voting for him... It goes without saying that I will not vote for her for president...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (n2vyf)

29 Not sure who Rep Patrick McHenry is, but I guess he's not running for re-election.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (hH3Px)

30 Trump can be his own VP !

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (V13WU)

31
If Trump chooses her as VP, he has no chance (many in the MAGA movement will stay home)
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 05, 2023 04:47 PM (jyyU/)
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Wait to you see Trump say he's okay with her getting Dem money only because DeSantis blasted it before he could.

Posted by: WisRich at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (G0vdT)

32 I know there's pictures out these of Haley chowing down on a sausage and suggest that they may be appropriate to illustrate what is going on there.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (vFG9F)

33 Trump/Nikki is a nightmare scenario for me.

Trump is my first choice. Nikki is my "Never, EVER will I vote for any ticket with her on it."

And I'll have to stay with my bright line. If she's on a ticket I won't vote for her, because she's playing the role of Pence. And, related, knowing what we know now, if Trump goes that route it would be disheartening to the point where I just sit back and wait for everything working since 2008 to finish up.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (sIl7T)

34 I haven't seen any evidence Nikki is cozying up to Trump.

Last I heard, Trump considered her one of his backstabbers. But I guess if there's a narrative being formed, to sabotage Trump by pairing him with this whore, it might work.

On some people.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (dGCAG)

35 Uniparty showing its ugly fasces again
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Le fix'd

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2023 04:51 PM (IG4Id)

36 My order from Duluth Trading has shipped at last, almost a week after I placed it online. They swore they were having problems shipping stuff from their warehouse, everybody's orders, not just mine. I hope their stuff is worth the wait.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2023 04:51 PM (J2vNu)

37 Also the 5 pipelines to the Mediterranean have been hooked up, and the pumping of water into the tunnel network has begun. (300 miles of tunnels, this will take some time to complete)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2023 04:49 PM (i9ffA)
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I saw an estimate of a week

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2023 04:51 PM (e63V+)

38 35 Uniparty showing its ugly fasces again
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Le fix'd
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2023 04:51 PM (IG4Id)

accepted

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 05, 2023 04:51 PM (xcxpd)

39 The pro-Haley super PAC,
SFA Fund Inc.
.......

Suckers Fund Assholes?

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 04:51 PM (v0R5T)

40 “Food for thought.” I also wish DeSantis could run a presidential campaign.

Posted by: Allen at December 05, 2023 04:52 PM (lFLgt)

41 She seems nice.

Posted by: That guy who thinks people seem nice at December 05, 2023 04:52 PM (ScR16)

42 Mmmm...Nikki Dial....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 05, 2023

***
Rhodes and Benz . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2023
*
Nikki Charm and Nikki Sinn...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 05, 2023

***
Much more entertaining to think about than is Haley. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2023 04:52 PM (J2vNu)

43 39 The pro-Haley super PAC,
SFA Fund Inc.
.......

Suckers Fund Assholes?
Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 04:51 PM (v0R5T)

or is it vice versa? Assholes fund Suckers?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2023 04:52 PM (xaFKb)

44 "If Trump chooses her as VP, he has no chance (many in the MAGA movement will stay home)
Posted by: ShainS "

That would not be deal killer for me except I wouldn't put it past the GOP to make it so she was elevated to the Presidency in short order.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 04:52 PM (vFG9F)

45 36 My order from Duluth Trading has shipped at last, almost a week after I placed it online. They swore they were having problems shipping stuff from their warehouse, everybody's orders, not just mine. I hope their stuff is worth the wait.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 05, 2023 04:51 PM (J2vNu)

I like it. It's durable if not really fashionable. Tough jeans.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 05, 2023 04:52 PM (xcxpd)

46 Not sure who Rep Patrick McHenry is, but I guess he's not running for re-election.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (hH3Px)

He was the guy who was acting Speaker after McCarthy was canned.

Looks like he moisturizes.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 04:53 PM (dGCAG)

47 Pretty sure Trump realizes that if he picks her for VP he will have an even larger target on his back

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 04:53 PM (n2vyf)

48 >>> I know there's pictures out these of Haley chowing down on a sausage and suggest that they may be appropriate to illustrate what is going on there.
Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (vFG9F)

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Wasn't it Rush who said you should never be seen eating anything in public when on the campaign trail.

Posted by: Turn 2 at December 05, 2023 04:53 PM (JfxgE)

49 37 Also the 5 pipelines to the Mediterranean have been hooked up, and the pumping of water into the tunnel network has begun. (300 miles of tunnels, this will take some time to complete)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2023 04:49 PM (i9ffA)
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I saw an estimate of a week
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2023 04:51 PM (e63V+)
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Hamas will announce that the hostages are being held in the tunnels.

Posted by: WisRich at December 05, 2023 04:53 PM (G0vdT)

50 That would not be deal killer for me except I wouldn't put it past the GOP to make it so she was elevated to the Presidency in short order.
Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 04:52 PM (vFG9F)

Yeah, you'd have a Repub led Impeachment... of Trump.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2023 04:54 PM (xaFKb)

51 The name "Nikki" makes me think of a certain pr0n star or two.

Dial?
Tyler?
Benz?

Posted by: man of class at December 05, 2023 04:54 PM (rrrWY)

52 Also the 5 pipelines to the Mediterranean have been hooked up, and the pumping of water into the tunnel network has begun. (300 miles of tunnels, this will take some time to complete)
Posted by: Tom Servo
.......

I swear I thought Hamas could fly... er, swim.

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

53 A Trump / Haley ticket? DOA.

Posted by: lost in space at December 05, 2023 04:54 PM (kNb1U)

54 Hamas will announce that the hostages are being held in the tunnels.
Posted by: WisRich at December 05, 2023 04:53 PM (G0vdT)

We all know what happened to the hostages... Dead or worse than dead

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 04:54 PM (n2vyf)

55 Sacred Honor compels me to tell this twat to fvck the fcuk off.

Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2023 04:54 PM (YAdUC)

56 I bet Nikki doesn't have a belly button.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 05, 2023 04:54 PM (J8LnB)

57 I'd like to hear Nikkee's take on Hamas. Maybe she has and I just haven't seen it.

Or the 2nd Amendment.

Or the tearing down of American monuments.

Or abortion.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 05, 2023 04:55 PM (BdMk6)

58 >>>Mmmm...Nikki Dial....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 05, 2023

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Holy Schnikeys! She has her own Mae West going on there. Nice.

Posted by: Turn 2 at December 05, 2023 04:55 PM (JfxgE)

59 Woof. Not to be shallow, it she looks like Geddy Lee. And Reid Hoffman is a hot, fat mess. Like a large pile of dog shit on wet summer grass.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2023 04:55 PM (sTg9F)

60 90 whole percent likely? I don't think so.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 05, 2023 04:55 PM (Z8Yh2)

61 "Yeah, you'd have a Repub led Impeachment... of Trump.
Posted by: Romeo13"

Or worse. I wouldn't put it past any of those fuckers considering what's at stake.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 04:55 PM (vFG9F)

62 If Trump somehow chooses Haley, all that will tell me is that he hasn’t learned anything from his previous experiences. Haley is a non-starter and one of the only things that would prevent me from voting for him.

Posted by: Solo at December 05, 2023 04:55 PM (oZULc)

63 33 Trump/Nikki is a nightmare scenario for me.

Trump is my first choice. Nikki is my "Never, EVER will I vote for any ticket with her on it."

And I'll have to stay with my bright line. If she's on a ticket I won't vote for her, because she's playing the role of Pence. And, related, knowing what we know now, if Trump goes that route it would be disheartening to the point where I just sit back and wait for everything working since 2008 to finish up.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (sIl7T)

Trump is almost certain to pick her. He values loyalty and attractive women above all else.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 04:56 PM (exHjb)

64 I'd like to hear Nikkee's take on Hamas. Maybe she has and I just haven't seen it.

Or the 2nd Amendment.

Or the tearing down of American monuments.

Or abortion.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 05, 2023 04:55 PM (BdMk6)

She's one of those tough guys who growls "Finish them" regarding Hamas.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 04:56 PM (dGCAG)

65 I'm impressed that many other commenters got those porn stars names on here before I did, well done

Posted by: man of class at December 05, 2023 04:56 PM (rrrWY)

66 Also the 5 pipelines to the Mediterranean have been hooked up, and the pumping of water into the tunnel network has begun. (300 miles of tunnels, this will take some time to complete)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2023 04:49 PM (i9ffA)
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I saw an estimate of a week
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2023 04:51 PM (e63V+)
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Hamas will announce that the hostages are being held in the tunnels.
Posted by: WisRich

The is one heck of a variation on the legendary salting of Carthage by the Romans.

Posted by: lost in space at December 05, 2023 04:56 PM (kNb1U)

67 He values loyalty and attractive women above all else.
Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 04:56 PM (exHjb)

Then she's out

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (n2vyf)

68 The solution: More Gov't.
Because the problem is: More Gov't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (ynpvh)

69 Haley is Mike Pence in a dress. If Trump falls for that one again, he's dumber than I thought.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (sTg9F)

70 67 He values loyalty and attractive women above all else.
Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 04:56 PM (exHjb)

Then she's out

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (n2vyf)

You sayin' two strikes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (ynpvh)

71 44 "If Trump chooses her as VP, he has no chance (many in the MAGA movement will stay home)
Posted by: ShainS "

That would not be deal killer for me except I wouldn't put it past the GOP to make it so she was elevated to the Presidency in short order.
Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 04:52 PM (vFG9F)

He ought to take a page out of Slow Joe's book and select a VP whose purpose is to serve as an impeachment deterrent.

Posted by: He's already been impeached twice. That'll only stop if it's made unattractive. at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (ttzpt)

72 Sounds like you guys are underestimating Nikki's chances!

That'll be fun.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (JCZqz)

73
She's hoping to be added to the Trump ticket -- and it's 90% likely that she will be.

Link? Or PiOoYa?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (enJYY)

74
Not sure who Rep Patrick McHenry is

Didn't he write The Star Spangled Banner?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (63Dwl)

75 You sayin' two strikes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (ynpvh)

Yep

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (n2vyf)

76 66 Also the 5 pipelines to the Mediterranean have been hooked up, and the pumping of water into the tunnel network has begun. (300 miles of tunnels, this will take some time to complete)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2023 04:49 PM (i9ffA)
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I saw an estimate of a week
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2023 04:51 PM (e63V+)
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Hamas will announce that the hostages are being held in the tunnels.
Posted by: WisRich

The is one heck of a variation on the legendary salting of Carthage by the Romans.

Posted by: lost in space at December 05, 2023 04:56 PM (kNb1U)

Hydroponic terrorist harvesting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 04:58 PM (ynpvh)

77 Came for Nude Nikki and boy was I disappointed

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2023 04:58 PM (VYnsI)

78 I bet Nikki doesn't have a belly button.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot
.......

and eight nipples, arranged in two rows on her abdomen

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

79 With the advent of Kumala, it's clear that VP isn't even worth the proverbial bucket of spit.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 05, 2023 04:58 PM (nnp+f)

80 Haley is Mike Pence in a dress. If Trump falls for that one again, he's dumber than I thought.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (sTg9F)

Pence never sold his soul to the defense industry.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 04:58 PM (dGCAG)

81 Uniparty!

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 05, 2023 04:58 PM (xT7BI)

82 69 Haley is Mike Pence in a dress. If Trump falls for that one again, he's dumber than I thought.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (sTg9F)

Lipstick on a pig, says you...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 04:58 PM (ynpvh)

83 Wasn't it Rush who said you should never be seen eating anything in public when on the campaign trail.

Posted by: Turn 2 at December 05, 2023 04:53 PM (JfxgE)

__________

That Canadian guy chomping on an apple while humiliating the reporter recently was about the only one I've seen pull it off.

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 05, 2023 04:59 PM (wNDOJ)

84 59 Woof. Not to be shallow, it she looks like Geddy Lee. And Reid Hoffman is a hot, fat mess. Like a large pile of dog shit on wet summer grass.
Posted by: Marcus T at Decembe

The Geddy Lee comment is funny as heck.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2023 04:59 PM (ocULy)

85 67 He values loyalty and attractive women above all else.
Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 04:56 PM (exHjb)

Then she's out
Posted by: It's me donna

Really?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels, E Jean Carroll, etc at December 05, 2023 04:59 PM (JCZqz)

86 Massage Trump's ego, he loves you. Run the best state in the nation, he despises you. Got it.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2023 04:59 PM (sTg9F)

87 72 Sounds like you guys are underestimating Nikki's chances!

That'll be fun.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (JCZqz)

She ain't no Kumala...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 04:59 PM (ynpvh)

88 > Patrick McHenry feminine rino who holds a gavel in a feminine manner. Reminds me of the drummer from The White Stripes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2023 04:59 PM (44ww/)

89

Eric Levine, a New York-based donor who was raising money for Scott, the South Carolina senator, is listed among the eight people hosting the Dec. 4 event in New York City for Haley, who has been on the upswing in the GOP primary.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2023 04:59 PM (63Dwl)

90 Link? Or PiOoYa?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (enJYY)

The latter.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 04:59 PM (dGCAG)

91 My order from Duluth Trading has shipped at last, almost a week after I placed it online. They swore they were having problems shipping stuff from their warehouse, everybody's orders, not just mine. I hope their stuff is worth the wait.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

-

(whew)

Assuming it's that sweater, I hope it's as great as mine. I've apparently got overly broad shoulders and not a lot of shirts fit quite right (I can wear off the rack stuff, just not everything "fits" so I like it), and that sweater fits me perfectly. I'd wear it all the time except it's nice enough to be dressy and I don't want it to get messed up.

*crosses fingers for Wolfus*

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 04:59 PM (sIl7T)

92 85 67 He values loyalty and attractive women above all else.
Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 04:56 PM (exHjb)

Then she's out
Posted by: It's me donna

Really?
Posted by: Stormy Daniels, E Jean Carroll, etc at December 05, 2023 04:59 PM (JCZqz)

Exactly.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 04:59 PM (exHjb)

93 He values loyalty and attractive women above all else.
Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 04:56 PM (exHjb)

Then she's out
Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (n2vyf)

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LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 05, 2023 05:00 PM (DRSnL)

94 I'd like to hear Nikkee's take on Hamas. Maybe she has and I just haven't seen it.

Or the 2nd Amendment.

Or the tearing down of American monuments.

Or abortion.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 05, 2023 04:55 PM (BdMk6)

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You'll be entitled to hear it as soon as she forces the NSA to reveal your true identity for daring to comment anonymously online.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 05, 2023 05:00 PM (jyyU/)

95 Nikki! has repeatedly stabbed Trump in the back, so it makes total sense that Trump would pick her for VP. Whatever Trump's strengths may be, personnel selection is most definitely not one of them.

Posted by: Steve! at December 05, 2023 05:00 PM (qUkBO)

96
Really?
Posted by: Stormy Daniels, E Jean Carroll

Meh... A boob and a freakish thing

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 05:00 PM (n2vyf)

97 Not sure who Rep Patrick McHenry is

Didn't he write The Star Spangled Banner?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (63Dwl)
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Nah, he said, "Give me liberty or give me Bud Lite."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 05, 2023 05:00 PM (ScR16)

98 He values loyalty and attractive women above all else.

-

I, too, have long valued lonely and attractive women above all else.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 05:00 PM (sIl7T)

99 My order from Duluth Trading has shipped at last,. . . I hope their stuff is worth the wait.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I like their wears. There is room where there needs to be.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2023 05:00 PM (h/xVB)

100 Sounds like you guys are underestimating Nikki's chances!

That'll be fun.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (JCZqz)
===============
You missed my take: She is going to easily beat Biden, in the Democrat primaries.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2023 05:01 PM (e63V+)

101 fml

I posted 2 nikki hailey comments downstairs.

and I think Skip must be a crackhead because he wants to see her nude

Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2023 05:01 PM (YAdUC)

102 DeSantis is running ads in Iowa noting that Nikki says Hillary is her role model.
Interestingly, Trump is running no such ads.

Posted by: Wally at December 05, 2023 05:01 PM (hqVaF)

103
Niki Dial on the kitchen counter top. It would be pretty gay to remember the dudes name, so even if I could, I don't remember. But she was hot.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 05, 2023 05:01 PM (enJYY)

104 Not sure who Rep Patrick McHenry is

Bow tie temporary Speaker

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 05:01 PM (n2vyf)

105 90%?
Ace will lose that bet. DeSantis has taken money from all manner of Trump hating billionaires including Koch. He has no small donor base to speak of. Gee, where is that money coming from?
This is just beyond stupid coping and seething at this point. Get over it and decide Trump or Biden. It ain't going to be your guy and the brainiacs who convinced him to run have likely killed his chances in 2028. Nice job.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at December 05, 2023 05:01 PM (zdYK9)

106 Sacred honor compels me...

Posted by: DOYLE at December 05, 2023 05:01 PM (Z8Yh2)

107 nope.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 05, 2023 05:01 PM (zer5o)

108 >>> Nikki Haley kisses Trump's ass and Trump praises her in return. She's hoping to be added to the Trump ticket -- and it's 90% likely that she will be.

As they say - pics or it didn't happen.
And if there is no tongue it wasn't sa real ass kissing.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 05, 2023 05:01 PM (cOq4q)

109 @21: Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2023 04:49 PM (i9ffA

Thank you Tom. You and Andycanuck provide invaluable information for the rest of us. Much appreciated.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 05, 2023 05:02 PM (N6UT3)

110 Also if no one else has posted it, let me be the first to note:

Dangit Ron. You held all the cards in this election.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 05:02 PM (sIl7T)

111 I'm going to interview Nikki at Bergdorf's.

PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!!

Posted by: Donald J. Trump with a Goatee on Twitter at December 05, 2023 05:02 PM (ttzpt)

112 Posted by: Stormy Daniels, E Jean Carroll

Meh... A boob and a freakish thing
Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 05:00 PM (n2vyf)

And neither of them demonstrated a lick of "loyalty."

Which, I think might have been the point.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 05:02 PM (dGCAG)

113 Trump/Nikki is a nightmare scenario for me.

Trump is my first choice. Nikki is my "Never, EVER will I vote for any ticket with her on it."

And I'll have to stay with my bright line. If she's on a ticket I won't vote for her, because she's playing the role of Pence. And, related, knowing what we know now, if Trump goes that route it would be disheartening to the point where I just sit back and wait for everything working since 2008 to finish up.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 04:50 PM (sIl7T)[_i]
---

When you've lost our own vote...

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 05, 2023 05:02 PM (xT7BI)

114 Not sure who Rep Patrick McHenry is

-

McCarthy II

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 05:02 PM (sIl7T)

115 Trump is almost certain to pick her. He values loyalty and attractive women above all else.
Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 04:56 PM (exHjb)
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Trump ideally would have a female VP, one who also appeals to minorities and would support his policies.

How about lieutenant governor Winsome Earle Sears

Posted by: WisRich at December 05, 2023 05:02 PM (G0vdT)

116 and I think Skip must be a crackhead because he wants to see her nude
Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2023 05:01 PM (YAdUC)

=====

There are guys here who would look at ANYONE'S tits.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 05, 2023 05:03 PM (DRSnL)

117 77 Came for Nude Nikki and boy was I disappointed
Posted by: Skip

https://tinyurl.com/4j84epc8

This dirty blonde in a revealing two-piece isn't Nikki Haley in a swimsuit...and that's probably a good thing.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 05, 2023 05:03 PM (JCZqz)

118 When you've lost our own vote...

-

I suspect that's a best case scenario for the GOPe.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 05:03 PM (sIl7T)

119 Trump is my choice. I would vote for socialist JFK Jr. before I'd vote for Nikki.

Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2023 05:04 PM (gmo/4)

120 and I think Skip must be a crackhead because he wants to see her nude

=====

There are guys here who would look at ANYONE'S tits.
Posted by: Jordan61

--

Has someone been in a coma for their entire lives and never met a heterosexual man?

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 05:04 PM (sIl7T)

121 117 77 Came for Nude Nikki and boy was I disappointed
Posted by: Skip

https://tinyurl.com/4j84epc8

This dirty blonde in a revealing two-piece isn't Nikki Haley in a swimsuit...and that's probably a good thing.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 05, 2023 05:03 PM (JCZqz)

Aye, Admiral, she certainly isn't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:04 PM (ynpvh)

122 115 Trump is almost certain to pick her. He values loyalty and attractive women above all else.
Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 04:56 PM (exHjb)
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Trump ideally would have a female VP, one who also appeals to minorities and would support his policies.

How about lieutenant governor Winsome Earle Sears
Posted by: WisRich at December 05, 2023 05:02 PM (G0vdT)

Not eligible and never will be eligible...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 05:04 PM (exHjb)

123 She's (Nikki) hoping to be added to the Trump ticket -- and it's 90% likely that she will be.
------------------

Wait. I read a link I think from EMT that Ben Carson has the inside track with DJT. No?

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 05, 2023 05:04 PM (ju2Fy)

124 Darling Nikki > nude Nikki

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2023 05:04 PM (ocULy)

125 121 117 77 Came for Nude Nikki and boy was I disappointed
Posted by: Skip

https://tinyurl.com/4j84epc8

This dirty blonde in a revealing two-piece isn't Nikki Haley in a swimsuit...and that's probably a good thing.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 05, 2023 05:03 PM (JCZqz)

Aye, Admiral, she certainly isn't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:04 PM (ynpvh)

And I think a wee bit of nipple slip there too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:04 PM (ynpvh)

126 The IDF is going full Carl Spackler.

Aviva Klompas
@AvivaKlompas
Per the
@WSJ
, Israel has assembled a system of large pumps to flood Hamas’s system of tunnels under Gaza with water pumped from the Mediterranean Sea.

The IDF set up 5 large water pumps which are capable of flooding the terror tunnel network within weeks by pumping thousands of cubic meters of water per hour into the tunnels.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 05:05 PM (FVME7)

127 117 77 Came for Nude Nikki and boy was I disappointed
Posted by: Skip

https://tinyurl.com/4j84epc8

This dirty blonde in a revealing two-piece isn't Nikki Haley in a swimsuit...and that's probably a good thing.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 05, 2023 05:03 PM (JCZqz)

It's a trap!

Seriously....link goes somewhere ugly

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at December 05, 2023 05:05 PM (xcxpd)

128 112 Posted by: Stormy Daniels, E Jean Carroll

And neither of them demonstrated a lick of "loyalty."
Which, I think might have been the point.
Posted by: BurtTC

I posted it mostly as a joke. Trump DOES value loyalty highly, which is good. I think he's also a bit of a horn-dog, and that leads him astray at times.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2023 05:05 PM (JCZqz)

129 Not sure who Rep Patrick McHenry is

-

McCarthy II

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 05:02 PM (sIl7T)

But with the added creepiness of a bow tie.

Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2023 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

130 I, too, have long valued lonely and attractive women above all else.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 05:00 PM (sIl7T)

I subscribe to the B. Kavanaugh school: I like my women crazy, ugly, and passed out.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 05:05 PM (dGCAG)

131 Sure, I'd look at Nikki's tits, but I'd charge her for my time and disappointment.

Posted by: She's not OnlyFans materials at December 05, 2023 05:05 PM (ttzpt)

132 Someone floated Trump/Carson...
Maybe it was a J.J. link...

Low odds, but I like it.

Posted by: Inogame at December 05, 2023 05:05 PM (53oGX)

133 Odds of rahmaswamy beating her like a rented mule with this news..... Good

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2023 05:05 PM (y+ihO)

134 Rex Tillerson called. He said, What's up Trump?"

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2023 05:06 PM (sTg9F)

135 "Wait. I read a link I think from EMT that Ben Carson has the inside track with DJT. No?
Posted by: olddog in mo"

Now you're talkin'. One can dream.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 05:06 PM (vFG9F)

136 If Trump needs to pick a female running mate, I like Janice McGeachin.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 05, 2023 05:06 PM (DRSnL)

137 I want Trump to pick a non-politician for a running mate.

Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2023 05:06 PM (gmo/4)

138
Link? Or PiOoYa?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (enJYY)

The latter.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 04:59 PM

I was hoping that was a new fangled acronym I invented. I might just be banned tomorrow. I guess I'll prepare a flounce speech.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 05, 2023 05:06 PM (enJYY)

139 I posted it mostly as a joke. Trump DOES value loyalty highly, which is good. I think he's also a bit of a horn-dog, and that leads him astray at times.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2023 05:05 PM (JCZqz)

Right, and while Nikki is not hideous, the one thing she DOES have in common with those other two "women" mentioned... none of them demonstrated any loyalty to him.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 05:06 PM (dGCAG)

140 Dang. Trump/Carson would be fantastic.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 05:07 PM (sIl7T)

141 138
Link? Or PiOoYa?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 05, 2023 04:57 PM (enJYY)

The latter.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 04:59 PM

I was hoping that was a new fangled acronym I invented. I might just be banned tomorrow. I guess I'll prepare a flounce speech.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 05, 2023 05:06 PM (enJYY)

https://www.amazon.com/PIOOYA-Principles-Nehrwr-Abdul-Wahid/
dp/0557980747

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:07 PM (ynpvh)

142 >>>116. There are guys here who would look at ANYONE'S tits.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 05, 2023 05:03 PM (DRSnL)

117. https://tinyurl.com/4j84epc8

This dirty blonde in a revealing two-piece isn't Nikki Haley in a swimsuit...and that's probably a good thing.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 05, 2023 05:03 PM (JCZqz)

======

Ironic (?) that Ackbar's post followed right behind Jordan's.

Posted by: Turn 2 at December 05, 2023 05:07 PM (JfxgE)

143 Haley will will as big an asset to Trump as Pence was.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 05, 2023 05:07 PM (lZVy/)

144 It's a trap!

Seriously....link goes somewhere ugly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo

Hey! I'm a 10/10! And I don't date broke dusties like you anyway!

Posted by: Creepy Homeless Trans Prostitute in CA Ackbar Posted at December 05, 2023 05:08 PM (JCZqz)

145 I mean, Haley was always kind of a leftist.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 05, 2023 05:08 PM (d2bW3)

146 I, too, have long valued lonely and attractive women above all else.

In many ways this is not the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 05, 2023 05:08 PM (LCagX)

147 Well she is the favorite Republican Candidate... Of the Dems

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 05:09 PM (n2vyf)

148 146 I, too, have long valued lonely and attractive women above all else.

In many ways this is not the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 05, 2023 05:08 PM (LCagX)

He enjoys being played on the back nine.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:09 PM (ynpvh)

149 Trump is my choice. I would vote for socialist JFK Jr. before I'd vote for Nikki.
Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2023 05:04 PM (gmo/4)

I like JFK Jr's chances...

Of guiding the nation into the drink.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 05:09 PM (dGCAG)

150 The IDF set up 5 large water pumps which are capable of flooding the terror tunnel network within weeks by pumping thousands of cubic meters of water per hour into the tunnels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at
.......

Allahu ackblub...

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

151 Does Trump know anyone named, Rocko? I think we need a VP named Rocko.

Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

152 >Came for Nude Nikki and boy was I disappointed

I once gave the horde a link to "naked Hoff", that being David Hasselhoff lounging with two strategically placed shar-pei dogs.

My Magnus Opus of trollery, so great that some of my spirit has passed on into the work forever.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (44ww/)

153 Allahu ackblub...
Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (n2vyf)

154 Now you're talkin'. One can dream.
Posted by: fd
------------

Here's the link.

https://amgreatness.com/2023/12/04/
doctor-secretaryvice-president/

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (ju2Fy)

155 150 The IDF set up 5 large water pumps which are capable of flooding the terror tunnel network within weeks by pumping thousands of cubic meters of water per hour into the tunnels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at
.......

Allahu ackblub...

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

LOL. A few sharks added would be helpful...with lasers!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (ynpvh)

156 Ironic (?) that Ackbar's post followed right behind Jordan's.
Posted by: Turn 2

Judging by the reactions, I'm thinking I proved there are plenty of people that aren't happy to look at ANY boobs. I'm hoping someone will step up and say, yes, they liked the ones I posted lol.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (JCZqz)

157
I am not surprised or disappointed that the horde has an extensive knowledge of porn actresses.

Posted by: Auspex at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (j4U/Z)

158 The IDF set up 5 large water pumps which are capable of flooding the terror tunnel network within weeks by pumping thousands of cubic meters of water per hour into the tunnels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 05:05 PM

It's funny people have proposed that for a while now since 10/7 I would say gas would be more effective, but optics and all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2023 05:11 PM (bqazj)

159
#NeverNikki

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2023 05:11 PM (xG4kz)

160 That chick in the two piece needs a hickory shampoo.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 05, 2023 05:11 PM (Z8Yh2)

161 Well she is the favorite Republican Candidate... Of the Dems
Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 05:09 PM (n2vyf)

And the Oligarchs (BIRM).

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 05:11 PM (dGCAG)

162 Differential Libertarianism.

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2023 05:11 PM (krQz2)

163 You mean RFK Jr. I think.

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

164 151 Does Trump know anyone named, Rocko? I think we need a VP named Rocko.

Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

Rocco DiSpirito from the Celebrity Apprentice season...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 05:11 PM (exHjb)

165 Benjamin B@dejo
@benjamin_bdj
Here's the video of @Harvard University president Claudine Gay, at today's Congressional hearing on combating antisemitism, refusing to say that Israel has the right to exist as a Jewish nation. She would only use the word "state," intentionally excluding "Jewish" and "nation."

https://tinyurl.com/2nydxvjh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 05:11 PM (FVME7)

166 hmm

why would Reid Hoffman contribute to Haley ?

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2023 05:11 PM (V13WU)

167 Nikki is a good pornstar/stripper name. Just sayin.

Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2023 05:11 PM (RG6z4)

168 I once gave the horde a link to "naked Hoff", that being David Hasselhoff lounging with two strategically placed shar-pei dogs.

My Magnus Opus of trollery, so great that some of my spirit has passed on into the work forever.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (44ww/)

=====

Here is Hoff's sexy model daughter. https://is.gd/tDGh05

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 05, 2023 05:12 PM (DRSnL)

169 I expect graduates of Twitter War College will be along shortly to explain how flooding tunnels violates the laws of war.

Posted by: It's like waterboarding but worser at December 05, 2023 05:12 PM (ttzpt)

170 Reed Hoffmann is an unctuous, toadlike shitsicle. He's *exactly* the kind of ruling-class criminal I'd expect to see backing up dump truck full of pilfered renminbi to the chute on Nikki Haley's cash furnace.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2023 05:12 PM (0FoWg)

171
I really really like Trump/Carlson. Trump/DeSantis okay.

I likes the women folk but we need a ball crusher on the conservative side for the next 12 years at the very least.

As my wife has no interest in running I have no idea who else would fit the bill.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 05, 2023 05:12 PM (enJYY)

172 Does Trump know anyone named, Rocko? I think we need a VP named Rocko.

Posted by: Archer

I met a little boy named 'Maximus Ringo' the other day. No kidding. That is a name we could get behind.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2023 05:12 PM (h/xVB)

173 156 Ironic (?) that Ackbar's post followed right behind Jordan's.
Posted by: Turn 2

Judging by the reactions, I'm thinking I proved there are plenty of people that aren't happy to look at ANY boobs. I'm hoping someone will step up and say, yes, they liked the ones I posted lol.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (JCZqz)

I see moobs like that in the mirror every morning...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:13 PM (ynpvh)

174 164 151 Does Trump know anyone named, Rocko? I think we need a VP named Rocko.

Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

Rocco DiSpirito from the Celebrity Apprentice season...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 05:11 PM (exHjb)

Oops, my bad - that's was Arnold's season. They all blend together...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 05:13 PM (exHjb)

175 I would vote for JFK Jr.

Posted by: John Denver at December 05, 2023 05:13 PM (hqVaF)

176 Visit Gaza: the Venice of the desert.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 05, 2023 05:13 PM (lZVy/)

177 Nikki isn't even her real name

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 05:13 PM (n2vyf)

178 "Nikki's PAC would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: fd"

I saw them warm up for Republican Massacre Of 2024

Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2023 05:13 PM (JojsZ)

179 While Trump is the fav I don't understand how DeSantis is even in a battle with Haley.
I feel like much of this is astroturf.

Also, anyone on Ron's campaign team shouldn't be able to get work after this... I mean, DeSantis by all signs is a great governor and at least when I've seen him speak he does a good job.
He certainly doesn't seem to be lacking next to Nikki Haley.

I mean it when I say, it boggles my mind.

Posted by: Inogame at December 05, 2023 05:13 PM (53oGX)

180 166 hmm

why would Reid Hoffman contribute to Haley ?
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2023 05:11 PM (V13WU)

Better question is always "why did she accept the money and not give it back?"

Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 05:13 PM (exHjb)

181 Special Child-Mutilation Libertarianism

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2023 05:14 PM (krQz2)

182 He enjoys being played on the back nine.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I'm always hoping for a hole in one.

Posted by: Baraka Obama at December 05, 2023 05:14 PM (JCZqz)

183 I'm so old I remember "Stay out of the Bushes" stickers. And now they are supporting a Bush in all but name. Strange Fays.

Posted by: Bete at December 05, 2023 05:14 PM (Yl8dY)

184 ok, here is a maybe why : "In October 2022, Hoffman joined the Defense Innovation Board, an independent advisory board for the United States Department of Defense. "

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2023 05:14 PM (V13WU)

185 As my wife has no interest in running I have no idea who else would fit the bill.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

*makes 'Call me!' sign*

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2023 05:14 PM (h/xVB)

186 I mean it when I say, it boggles my mind.
Posted by: Inogame at December 05, 2023 05:13 PM (53oGX)

Mine too

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 05:14 PM (n2vyf)

187 Ahaha. Funny on the Five. John Fucking Kerry farts during climate change speech.
Hilarious

Posted by: Redenzo at December 05, 2023 05:14 PM (V/pbu)

188 168 I once gave the horde a link to "naked Hoff", that being David Hasselhoff lounging with two strategically placed shar-pei dogs.

My Magnus Opus of trollery, so great that some of my spirit has passed on into the work forever.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (44ww/)

=====

Here is Hoff's sexy model daughter. https://is.gd/tDGh05

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 05, 2023 05:12 PM (DRSnL)

Svim-vear...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:14 PM (ynpvh)

189 Also, anyone on Ron's campaign team shouldn't be able to get work after this... I mean, DeSantis by all signs is a great governor and at least when I've seen him speak he does a good job.
He certainly doesn't seem to be lacking next to Nikki Haley.

I mean it when I say, it boggles my mind.
Posted by: Inogame at December 05, 2023 05:13 PM

Yea I don't get it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2023 05:14 PM (bqazj)

190 151 Does Trump know anyone named, Rocko? I think we need a VP named Rocko.

Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

Difficult. Not impossible.

Posted by: Rocco Lampone at December 05, 2023 05:14 PM (Gsmsg)

191 179 While Trump is the fav I don't understand how DeSantis is even in a battle with Haley.
I feel like much of this is astroturf.

Also, anyone on Ron's campaign team shouldn't be able to get work after this... I mean, DeSantis by all signs is a great governor and at least when I've seen him speak he does a good job.
He certainly doesn't seem to be lacking next to Nikki Haley.

I mean it when I say, it boggles my mind.
Posted by: Inogame at December 05, 2023 05:13 PM (53oGX)

Media is scared of Ron the most, so they've used every tool in the toolbox to depress his voters into thinking he has no chance...we'll see if the psyop works in 2024 voting states...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 05:15 PM (exHjb)

192 btw, it is not unusual for some of big donors to contribute to both sides equally, just in case

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2023 05:15 PM (V13WU)

193 Flooding them at least cleans out any living bodies and maybe destroying electronics

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2023 05:15 PM (VYnsI)

194 Ahaha. Funny on the Five. John Fucking Kerry farts during climate change speech.
Hilarious
Posted by: Redenzo at December 05, 2023 05:14 PM (V/pbu)

=====

I saw that. The look on the chick's face sitting next to him is hilarious.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 05, 2023 05:15 PM (DRSnL)

195 177 Nikki isn't even her real name

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 05:13 PM (n2vyf)

What's a Nimrata?
$20, same as in town ( don't remember who to credit for this one )

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:15 PM (ynpvh)

196 The IDF set up 5 large water pumps which are capable of flooding the terror tunnel network within weeks by pumping thousands of cubic meters of water per hour into the tunnels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 05:05 PM

How about a thin grout slurry.
Seal up any cracks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 05, 2023 05:15 PM (cOq4q)

197 "Nikki Haley kisses Trump's ass and Trump praises her in return. She's hoping to be added to the Trump ticket -- and it's 90% likely that she will be."
______________________________________

This was an attempt at humor? Because it has no basis in reality. (Let me preface the following by stating I think Trump is a 12 year old on his best days, and I'll likely be voting for someone else in the primary).

Nikki Haley, personally, removed herself from any consideration as a running mate to Trump. She accused Trump of stoking the Jan. 6th events. She defended Mike Pence at Trump's expense. (You'll find those quotes from Politico interview). In a CNN interview she said Trump had no future in the GOP, and said the impeachment was only a waste of time because they didn't have the votes (nothing about substance).

In short, she's been sticking it to him since resigning the UN position and Trump doesn't respond well to criticism...especially from someone who thinks he's delusional for challenging the 2020 election.

Posted by: Orson at December 05, 2023 05:16 PM (dIske)

198 Old political trick - you pour money into a very weak potential candidate from the other side, then after they become a nominee, the money dries up

Posted by: Erik L at December 05, 2023 05:16 PM (x/8tY)

199 We don't need a female VP. The Dems got that First! out of the way.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 05:16 PM (vFG9F)

200 I am not surprised or disappointed that the horde has an extensive knowledge of porn actresses.
Posted by: Auspex
......

They've got boobs, right?

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

201 Not that anyone in the US is reporting it, but the news keeps on coming in Israel. Biden and Blinken are still hand wringing over what's going to happen in Gaza after the war; remember Blinken told Israel that they "could not" occupy Gaza when the war was over.

Today both Netanyahu and Minister of Defense Yoav Gallant said that Israel IS going to occupy Gaza when this fighting if over, that the area is going to be completely demilitarized, that this demilitarization will be enforced by the IDF, and that no other nations troops will be allowed in. It's a total FUCK YOU to Biden and Blinken's demands.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2023 05:17 PM (i9ffA)

202 So does Nikki have a chance at Trump’s VP or not? I commented last week on a post largely writing her off that I wouldn’t count her out. Suffice to say nobody agreed with me. Now she’s at 90% chance? Seems like the sudden spike in her chances is being driven by an effort to tie Trump to a Democrap donation that has nothing to do with him.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 05, 2023 05:17 PM (/uzcM)

203 Also, anyone on Ron's campaign team shouldn't be able to get work after this... I mean, DeSantis by all signs is a great governor and at least when I've seen him speak he does a good job.
He certainly doesn't seem to be lacking next to Nikki Haley.

I mean it when I say, it boggles my mind.
Posted by: Inogame

How do you compete? The media, as much as they hate Trump, love his ratings, and want him to be the R candidate because A: ratings and B: they think he'll lose. DeSantis is great, but he's never going to get the attention/media to make a real impact...by design.

Trump used the media in 2015-16, and has been riding them to success (or near success) ever since.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2023 05:17 PM (JCZqz)

204 196 The IDF set up 5 large water pumps which are capable of flooding the terror tunnel network within weeks by pumping thousands of cubic meters of water per hour into the tunnels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 05:05 PM

How about a thin grout slurry.
Seal up any cracks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 05, 2023 05:15 PM (cOq4q)

So do jellyfish stings.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:18 PM (ynpvh)

205 Media is scared of Ron the most, so they've used every tool in the toolbox to depress his voters into thinking he has no chance...we'll see if the psyop works in 2024 voting states...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 05:15 PM (exHjb)

Does the media still have that power with republican voters?
I mean something is doing it, I just don't understand how the media could have the sway.

Posted by: Inogame at December 05, 2023 05:18 PM (53oGX)

206 I caught some ragamuffin stealing a pack of raspberries at Produce Junction. I watched her entire op in slo-mo, first she put the package behind her back, then she kept her arms like that and I was all...what's going on. I could see the store personnel sightline was blocked, so I just peered over her little body and saw her tucking the berries under her pink parka.

I just blurted out: wtf are you doing, you have to pay for that shit you can't steal it.

that caught her dad's attention so he asked her wtf she was doing. I thought oh crap he's going to beat the shit out of that kid when they get home. So he comes over to me and asks me what his kid was doing. I smiled broadly and said: OH she was just trying to surprise her daddy with a package of berries and I thought it was so cute!

Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2023 05:18 PM (YAdUC)

207 remember Blinken told Israel that they "could not" occupy Gaza when the war was over.. . . .
Posted by: Tom Servo

Could we get Musk to respond to Blinkered on this?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2023 05:18 PM (h/xVB)

208
The IDF set up 5 large water pumps which are capable of flooding the terror tunnel network within weeks by pumping thousands of cubic meters of water per hour into the tunnels.

Israel is going to empty the ocean!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 05, 2023 05:19 PM (63Dwl)

209 makes me wonder sometimes if GOP stands for Greedy Old Pedophiles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:19 PM (ynpvh)

210 205 Media is scared of Ron the most, so they've used every tool in the toolbox to depress his voters into thinking he has no chance...we'll see if the psyop works in 2024 voting states...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 05:15 PM (exHjb)

Does the media still have that power with republican voters?
I mean something is doing it, I just don't understand how the media could have the sway.
Posted by: Inogame at December 05, 2023 05:18 PM (53oGX)

Yes...especially with young male voters b/c they like to back winners...who would back the young gen x guy normally? Young male voters...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 05:19 PM (exHjb)

211 LOL. A few sharks added would be helpful...with lasers!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (ynpvh)

Tunnels are too small for sharks. Piranhas.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 05, 2023 05:19 PM (BdMk6)

212 A black woman. It's gotta be a black woman. Everyone is hiring them and putting them positions of high authority. White guys come in dead last, haven't you heard?

Posted by: says every Democrat everywhere at December 05, 2023 05:19 PM (MeG8a)

213 I saw that. The look on the chick's face sitting next to him is hilarious.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 05, 2023 05:15 PM

Did he reference GinGiss Khhaan while sharting?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2023 05:19 PM (bqazj)

214 Does Trump know anyone named, Rocko? I think we need a VP named Rocko.

Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

Rocco DiSpirito from the Celebrity Apprentice season...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 05:11 PM (exHjb)

Rocco Colavito - Power hitting outfielder from the 50s-60s.

Not quite Hall of Fame level, but terrific slugger for a while there. Had to check, he's still alive. He's 90.

But I don't see why that would be a disqualifier these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 05:19 PM (dGCAG)

215 > The IDF set up 5 large water pumps which are capable of flooding the terror tunnel network within weeks by pumping thousands of cubic meters of water per hour into the tunnels.

Doing some back of the envelope math here:
2,000 cubic meter per hour pumps
2 weeks time = 672,000 cubic meters
Assuming the average cross section of a tunnel of 6ft x 3ft or 0.554 square meters

You could fill 1,212,355 meters of tunnel in two weeks with these stated assumptions.

That's ~753 miles of tunnel flooded.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 05, 2023 05:20 PM (R38qh)

216 "Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) posted an antisemitic meme on X (formerly known as Twitter) on Tuesday, claiming that “Congress these days” had rejected “American Patriotism” in favor of “Zionism...The idea that “Zionism” and “American Patriotism” are contradictory is a common theme on the antisemitic far-right...American leaders throughout history have supported the idea of a Jewish state, going back to President John Adams, who was an ardent “restorationist,” believing that a Jewish republic should emerge in the Middle East. Many Americans today support the modern State of Israel.

Massie posted the meme as the House was holding hearings about antisemitism on college campuses, which has flared since the Palestinian terror group Hamas carried out a devastating terror attack against Israel on October 7 that killed 1,200 people.

Massie has been under attack from pro-Israel groups after voting against funding for Israel, ostensibly on budgetary and foreign policy grounds. He appears to have taken that argument to a completely different place with his antisemitic post."

I've been seeing this flavor of antisemitism in the comments as well.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2023 05:20 PM (V13WU)

217 211 LOL. A few sharks added would be helpful...with lasers!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:10 PM (ynpvh)

Tunnels are too small for sharks. Piranhas.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 05, 2023 05:19 PM (BdMk6)

They tend to eschew salt water though.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:20 PM (ynpvh)

218 Hoffmann was been more turd than man for as long as long as I can remember. I wouldn't even be slightly surprised if it turned out that a cadre of defense contractors and NGOs were ginning up a turd/human chimera in a Rwandan laboratory, and Hoffmann slid out of a secondary effluent valve during an emergency drill after he escaped from the main turdtank.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2023 05:20 PM (0FoWg)

219 169 I expect graduates of Twitter War College will be along shortly to explain how flooding tunnels violates the laws of war.
Posted by: It's like waterboarding but worser at December 05, 2023 05:12 PM (ttzpt)

They're already complaining about how it will permanently contaminate Gaza's ground water - although Hamas has already spent the last 20 years contaminating it through their gross mismanagement of sewer and water systems, so big deal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2023 05:20 PM (i9ffA)

220 "Tunnels are too small for sharks. Piranhas.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons "

And Candiru.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 05:20 PM (vFG9F)

221 I almost got caught stealing when I was a kid and if I hadn't slipped out of the store I before the clerk caught up with me I would have experiienced the mother of all beatdowns when we got home, because I was with my mom.
So it was weird how that incident happened, except this time I was the witness instead of the perp.'

lol''

the girl was about my same age when I did the bad thing, around 9

Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (YAdUC)

222 Haley is nuclear grade ambitious and will make policy and decisions based on what is best for her political future first and, possibly, what is best for her donors....but whataboutthevoters?
F them in particular.

Trump seems to be the only choice, for better or worse, we have to try to defeat the cheat. But if Trump picks Haley then he will have cheated himself and us even before the party really gets started.

Posted by: Voter theater. at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (MeDg4)

223 Flooding the tunnels is a great idea.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (MeG8a)

224 So does Nikki have a chance at Trump’s VP or not? I commented last week on a post largely writing her off that I wouldn’t count her out. Suffice to say nobody agreed with me. Now she’s at 90% chance? Seems like the sudden spike in her chances is being driven by an effort to tie Trump to a Democrap donation that has nothing to do with him.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 05, 2023 05:17 PM (/uzcM)

Last I heard, Trump considers her one of his backstabbers.

I don't know where Ace got his idea from. Other than his hatred of Trump.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (dGCAG)

225 215 > The IDF set up 5 large water pumps which are capable of flooding the terror tunnel network within weeks by pumping thousands of cubic meters of water per hour into the tunnels.

Doing some back of the envelope math here:
2,000 cubic meter per hour pumps
2 weeks time = 672,000 cubic meters
Assuming the average cross section of a tunnel of 6ft x 3ft or 0.554 square meters

You could fill 1,212,355 meters of tunnel in two weeks with these stated assumptions.

That's ~753 miles of tunnel flooded.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 05, 2023 05:20 PM (R38qh)

there will be some absorption of water into the ground.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (ynpvh)

226 The IDF set up 5 large water pumps which are capable of flooding the terror tunnel network within weeks by pumping thousands of cubic meters of water per hour into the tunnels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 05:05 PM

How about a thin grout slurry.
Seal up any cracks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 05, 2023 05:15 PM (cOq4q)

So do jellyfish stings.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:18 PM

I have THE ultimate idea for the Ham Ass rats tunnels. Flex Seal! Hell yea!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (bqazj)

227 Nikki isn't even her real name

Did she name herself after the chick in the Prince song?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (Bd6X8)

228 I bet John Kerry's farts smell like Pate de foie gras and truffles.

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

229 They said "from the river to the sea" not knowing that the sea is coming to them.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (44ww/)

230 You could fill 1,212,355 meters of tunnel in two weeks with these stated assumptions.

That's ~753 miles of tunnel flooded.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 05, 2023 05:20 PM (R38qh)

Okay I'm impressed. Well I coulda done that if I wasn't so lazy. I coulda done a lot of things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2023 05:22 PM (i9ffA)

231 Trump supports Haley because he thinks she'll take out DeSantis, who he clearly loathes for brushing his ego. Convince me otherwise.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2023 05:22 PM (sTg9F)

232
https://www.amazon.com/PIOOYA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:07 PM

Oh, shit. Not obscure acronym at all. I guess I should resume working on my flounce speech.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 05, 2023 05:22 PM (enJYY)

233 "They tend to eschew salt water though.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"

You've got a point. Barracudas might fit.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 05:22 PM (vFG9F)

234 When Trump does something, it becomes the most conservative thing ever.

So when it's a Trump/Haley ticket, and Trump runs on a pro-choice platform, I can't wait to hear how every other option we had was GOPe.

Posted by: Blago at December 05, 2023 05:22 PM (wMRY8)

235 If Trump needs to pick a female running mate, I like Janice McGeachin.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 05, 2023 05:06 PM (DRSnL)

-----------

Kari Lake would be my choice (no way they'll let her when the AZ Senate seat next year).

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 05, 2023 05:23 PM (1FGdS)

236 Also, anyone on Ron's campaign team shouldn't be able to get work after this... I mean, DeSantis by all signs is a great governor and at least when I've seen him speak he does a good job.
He certainly doesn't seem to be lacking next to Nikki Haley.

DeSantis was Scott Walkered. (Although I believe Walker was purposefully tanked by his campaign leeches.)

Great candidate with over-zealous campaign/pundit pool that suffocated the candidate.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 05, 2023 05:23 PM (AbL8c)

237 there will be some absorption of water into the ground.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM

And Hamassrapists lungs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2023 05:23 PM (bqazj)

238 234 When Trump does something, it becomes the most conservative thing ever.

So when it's a Trump/Haley ticket, and Trump runs on a pro-choice platform, I can't wait to hear how every other option we had was GOPe.
Posted by: Blago at December 05, 2023 05:22 PM (wMRY

When I want Trump observations, I read Blago that's for sure.

Posted by: Inogame at December 05, 2023 05:23 PM (53oGX)

239 >Piranhas tend to eschew salt water though.

They chew through a cow in two minutes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2023 05:23 PM (44ww/)

240 I bet John Kerry's farts smell like Pate de foie gras and truffles.
Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

And I'm betting they smell like hobo jizz and monkeypox salve. I got five on it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2023 05:23 PM (0FoWg)

241 "there will be some absorption of water into the ground.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "

Salt water in tunnels. What an ingenious way to salt the earth.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 05:23 PM (vFG9F)

242 I like Trump/Sanders ticket.
Not gonna happen -she just became governor of Arkansas

Posted by: Glenn John at December 05, 2023 05:23 PM (RilAR)

243 Jeez, Math and Materials Science.

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

244 227 Nikki isn't even her real name

Did she name herself after the chick in the Prince song?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (Bd6X

I keep waiting for her to run campaign ads with people singing "Oh Nikki you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Nikki! Hey Nikki!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2023 05:23 PM (i9ffA)

245 They tend to eschew salt water though.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:20 PM (ynpvh)

Salt water crocodiles then.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 05, 2023 05:24 PM (BdMk6)

246 If Trump picks this crazy-eyed Hindu Hillary as VP, I'm going with RFK Jr. It will tell me he's learned nothing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 05, 2023 05:24 PM (cYpPN)

247 How out of touch do you have to be to not know that your base is being doxxed on the internet and physically attacked

Posted by: fenrisulven at December 05, 2023 05:24 PM (fA19Z)

248 I can't wait to hear how every other option we had was GOPe.
Posted by: Blago at December 05, 2023 05:22 PM (wMRY

Sure you can. You're going to have to, because it's not going to happen.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 05:24 PM (dGCAG)

249 240 I bet John Kerry's farts smell like Pate de foie gras and truffles.
Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

And I'm betting they smell like hobo jizz and monkeypox salve. I got five on it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Been working all day. This is the first comment I see.

Jeepers guys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2023 05:24 PM (wp4uL)

250 Seriously, get Phil Swift over there and Flex Seal those tunnels! It's a Hebrew man in a can!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2023 05:24 PM (bqazj)

251 Jeez, Math and Materials Science.
Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 05:23 PM (v0R5T)
----

Come for the Mannix babies, stay for course audits in applied science.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 05, 2023 05:24 PM (tT6L1)

252 Queers 4 Palestine should be given the opportunity to join their Hamas heartthrobs in the tunnels before the spigots get turned on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2023 05:25 PM (Gsmsg)

253 I don't like Nikki Haley as a candidate, but I don't think she's as bad as Hillary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2023 05:25 PM (RSbhh)

254 I think Bill Mitchell must have hacked into Ace's blog.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at December 05, 2023 05:25 PM (zdYK9)

255 I like Trump/Sanders ticket.
Not gonna happen -she just became governor of Arkansas
Posted by: Glenn John at December 05, 2023 05:23 PM (RilAR)

I thought you meant Bernie.

To which I thought "well, better than Nikki Haley."

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 05:25 PM (dGCAG)

256 The Egyptians flooded the tunnels Hamas dug under their border. The enviro weenies flipped out, and the Egyptians (while picking falafel out of their teeth) were like, meh, and? Those tunnels are still flooded and it actually created a marsh in some places.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2023 05:26 PM (sTg9F)

257 >>>Nikki Haley kisses Trump's ass and Trump praises her in return.
~~~~~

Seriously? Is that why he calls her birdbrain?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 05, 2023 05:26 PM (eSZkd)

258 253 I don't like Nikki Haley as a candidate, but I don't think she's as bad as Hillary.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2023 05:25 PM (RSbhh)

Correct... She's more Jeb Bush bad

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 05:26 PM (n2vyf)

259 I have THE ultimate idea for the Ham Ass rats tunnels. Flex Seal! Hell yea!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (bqazj)

Hooooo DOGGIE!

Posted by: Phil Swift at December 05, 2023 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

260 a terrorist just can't relax in the luxurious tunnels anymore ! they thought that 50 feet deep, with concrete reinforced walls will save them

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2023 05:26 PM (V13WU)

261 > there will be some absorption of water into the ground.

Sure. Like I said, it was just quick, back of the envelope math. There may be many passive draining systems in place that need to be overwhelmed or plugged. There may be lots of time lost moving from one interconnected system to another one. Pumps may fail. Tunnels may vary in size. The pump crews and or equipment may be attacked.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 05, 2023 05:27 PM (R38qh)

262 I don't like Nikki Haley as a candidate, but I don't think she's as bad as Hillary.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2023 05:25 PM (RSbhh)

Kinda depends. Do you prefer someone who looks you in the eye when they're draining the life out of you? If so, Hillory's your gal.

But if you prefer the kind who orders up trillions of dollars in weapons to kill hundreds of thousands of people overseas, pick Nikki.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 05:27 PM (dGCAG)

263 "They tend to eschew salt water though.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"

You've got a point. Barracudas might fit.
Posted by: fd

Crabs.
And not the kind Hamas already has.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 05, 2023 05:27 PM (lZVy/)

264 They're gonna flood them out like gophers... Apologies to gophers

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 05:27 PM (n2vyf)

265
Flood the tunnels. Take away their ground game.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2023 05:28 PM (xG4kz)

266 I'm a big Alan West fan. I'd like to see him brought in as the running mate, if for no other reason than to see the apoplexy when a juggernaut of minority votes start adding up.

Posted by: Orson at December 05, 2023 05:28 PM (dIske)

267 "If Trump needs to pick a female running mate, I like Janice McGeachin."

You misspelled Enyo.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2023 05:28 PM (sTg9F)

268 Seriously? Is that why he calls her birdbrain?
Posted by: IrishEi at December 05, 2023 05:26 PM (eSZkd)

Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 05:28 PM (dGCAG)

269 257 >>>Nikki Haley kisses Trump's ass and Trump praises her in return.
~~~~~

Seriously? Is that why he calls her birdbrain?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 05, 2023 05:26 PM (eSZkd)

As I said, she's the best at kissing my ass. Nobody kisses ass like she does. She does a great service kissing my ass...

Posted by: Trump? at December 05, 2023 05:28 PM (ynpvh)

270
Apologies to gophers
Posted by: It's me donna

I'm all right.
Don't nobody worry 'bout me

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2023 05:29 PM (xG4kz)

271

Jeepers guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2023 05:24 PM (wp4uL)
......

Criminy.

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2023 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

272 Ace: "Nikki Haley kisses Trump's ass and Trump praises her in return. She's hoping to be added to the Trump ticket -- and it's 90% likely that she will be."

Well, Trump also picked Mike Pence, so he seems to know what he's doing.

Um, wait a sec...

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 05, 2023 05:29 PM (aXxgO)

273 231 Trump supports Haley because he thinks she'll take out DeSantis, who he clearly loathes for brushing his ego. Convince me otherwise.
Posted by: Marcus T

I haven't seen any real support for Haley from Trump. Trump hasn't been very pro-DeSantis, because I think he always planned on running in 2024, and didn't want to compete with him. He warned DeSantis off, DeSantis jumped in the race anyway, and Trump Trumped and went all out against him. I don't like it...but it's how Trump (and the Left) operate, and it works.

At the end of the primaries, though, I think Trump would completely forgive and forget if DeSantis came out in support. Sure, they fought during the primaries, but it's all over if you pledge loyalty. That will be a tough choice for DeSantis to make.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2023 05:29 PM (JCZqz)

274 "Well, Trump also picked Mike Pence, so he seems to know what he's doing.
Um, wait a sec...
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel"

We didn't know up front that Pence would be a turncoat.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 05:30 PM (vFG9F)

275 DeSantis was Scott Walkered. (Although I believe Walker was purposefully tanked by his campaign leeches.)

--

I don't think he was, though.

I have never in my life seen a more clear and direct path to the presidency, and instead he chose the other road.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 05:30 PM (sIl7T)

276 >>>Media is scared of Ron the most,
~~~~~

Yeah, they're all scared of Ron. That's why they've indicted him 4 times with 91 counts.

Even Casey and the kids aren't afraid of Ron.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 05, 2023 05:30 PM (eSZkd)

277 273 231 Trump supports Haley because he thinks she'll take out DeSantis, who he clearly loathes for brushing his ego. Convince me otherwise.
Posted by: Marcus T

I haven't seen any real support for Haley from Trump. Trump hasn't been very pro-DeSantis, because I think he always planned on running in 2024, and didn't want to compete with him. He warned DeSantis off, DeSantis jumped in the race anyway, and Trump Trumped and went all out against him. I don't like it...but it's how Trump (and the Left) operate, and it works.

At the end of the primaries, though, I think Trump would completely forgive and forget if DeSantis came out in support. Sure, they fought during the primaries, but it's all over if you pledge loyalty. That will be a tough choice for DeSantis to make.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2023 05:29 PM (JCZqz)

He'll come around by 2028...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:30 PM (ynpvh)

278 She's worse than Pence, more cunning and ambitious. She'd be working behind the scenes to subvert him every free second she had. If he can't see that...

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 05, 2023 05:31 PM (cYpPN)

279 Read the room you dumb broad.

Posted by: SmokyMtVol at December 05, 2023 05:31 PM (930y1)

280 He warned DeSantis off, DeSantis jumped in the race anyway

==

damned that DeSantis ! how dare he !

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2023 05:31 PM (V13WU)

281 242 I like Trump/Sanders ticket.
Not gonna happen -she just became governor of Arkansas
Posted by: Glenn John

Awww....we were hoping you meant Bernie.

Posted by: Disappointed Commies at December 05, 2023 05:31 PM (JCZqz)

282 The House had a vote on a Resolution condemning just anti-semitism.

105 Democrats said "Nah, bro".

92 Voted present, 13 were actually nay.

Outnumbering the 95 Dems who voted yea.

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2023 05:31 PM (krQz2)

283 Nikki is the new Mike Pence. Might be VP but will NEVER be POTUS.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 05, 2023 05:31 PM (pohLc)

284 NOOD ~~Fay~~ Chris Wray

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2023 05:31 PM (ynpvh)

285 Where do the Jews line up to fund the Democrat party?!

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2023 05:31 PM (krQz2)

286 It's simple. If the Democrats could pick the Republican candidate, they would pick Haley. Enough said.

Posted by: leber at December 05, 2023 05:32 PM (rovGg)

287
It's ROCKY Colavito, played mostly for the Cleveland Indians but for the Detroit Tigers as well. My second favorite behind Al Kaline and, hell, the rest of the Detroit Tigers of that era.

Posted by: Auspex at December 05, 2023 05:32 PM (j4U/Z)

288 NOOD

The Criminal Christopher Wray Asks Congress to Renew the 702 Spying Authority the FBI Abused During Russiagate, But Refuses to Answer Any Questions About FBI Corruption

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 05, 2023 05:32 PM (qPw5n)

289 " Sure, they fought during the primaries, but it's all over if you pledge loyalty. That will be a tough choice for DeSantis to make.
Posted by: Moron Analyst"

It's like joining a pirate crew, or a conquering army.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2023 05:32 PM (vFG9F)

290 ace,i love you but if you think nikki haley will be trump`s running mate you`ve lost your mind...the desantis thing is bad enough but this is just flat out silliness...

Posted by: uncouth jay marks at December 05, 2023 05:32 PM (8iAeH)

291 I'm sorry if I gave offense. I was only trying to point out that John Kerry contracted monkeypox as the receptive homosexual during a tryst with a diseased, drug-addicted drifter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2023 05:32 PM (0FoWg)

292 I never used to have a strong opinion about Haley one way or the other, just hadn't paid much attention to her. Then she came out with her Internet Regulation plans and - Nope. She lost me right there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2023 05:33 PM (i9ffA)

293 "It makes perfect sense that liberal Democrat billionaires would support Nikki Haley's bid for the White House, because she is a liberal," DeSantis for President press secretary Bryan Griffin wrote in a statement Tuesday...

Haley is a globalist's dream. She has zero gravitas and no spine. No card would fold quicker than Haley.

She'd be horrible for conservatism. Great for expeditionary, foreign wars and oppressive, WEF Capitalism... if you're into that sort of thing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 05, 2023 05:33 PM (aXxgO)

294 They said "from the river to the sea" not knowing that the sea is coming to them.

The distance from Gaza City to Elat on the Gulf of Aqaba is less than 140 miles. A canal there would change the whole politics of the Suez, but might require the absence of Gaza.

"Behold the working of His mighty hand." --Charlton Heston

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 05, 2023 05:41 PM (FCs/J)

295 "Janice Kyes McGeachin born January 18, 1963) is an American far-right[2][3][4] politician"

I never heard of her, but wiki says first of all, she is "Far Right". ha, yes ... but I'd guess Trump will choose a "moderate" to help him draw the middle vote. And maybe he has a point, but would be nice to "groom" a real conservative for the next term.

But not Nikki.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 05, 2023 05:41 PM (Cus5s)

296 It's ROCKY Colavito
Everyone I knew was either an Indians or Tigers fan.
His given name is Rocco. I've never heard him called that, ever.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 05, 2023 05:43 PM (FCs/J)

297 Fill the tunnels with coral snakes and hungry moray eels.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 05, 2023 05:46 PM (VMFAF)

298 229 They said "from the river to the sea" not knowing that the sea is coming to them.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2023 05:21 PM (44ww/)

++++

LOL. That's a good one.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 05, 2023 05:48 PM (FL9yc)

299 You clearly HATE President Trump and love/boy crush Ronnie with the high heels

Posted by: Gonzotx at December 05, 2023 05:52 PM (MwHgU)

300 289 " Sure, they fought during the primaries, but it's all over if you pledge loyalty. That will be a tough choice for DeSantis to make.
Posted by: Moron Analyst"

It's like joining a pirate crew, or a conquering army.

Clearly it’s much deeper than this
DeSantis is a traitor, just like Pence

Don’t need a redo

Posted by: Gonzotx at December 05, 2023 05:54 PM (MwHgU)

301 Politics is a slimy business.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2023 05:58 PM (NxC5+)

302 Ace, uh yeah, under absolutely no circumstance will Trump be taking Haley on the ticket.
You can take that to the bank.
(Only desperate anti-Trumpers believe that its a plausibility that he might. He. Simply. Will. Not.)

Posted by: Bach in Black at December 05, 2023 06:21 PM (+oqUV)

303 uniparty delenda est.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at December 05, 2023 06:28 PM (gxokI)

304 I wants to wish Presdent Obama a "Happy Kawanzai. We love you and miss you...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at December 05, 2023 06:30 PM (BKOUD)

305 Only you could take a critical article about Nikki Haley's liberal megadonor and turn it into a cheapshot at President Trump, Ace.
Guess you started drinking early this evening.

Posted by: Tracy at December 05, 2023 06:40 PM (IPU2B)

306 Trump's praise of Nikki consists of referring to her as "birdbrain."

Posted by: Steven at December 05, 2023 07:36 PM (zqPX5)

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