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You're Not Going to Believe This, But the Deadspin "Journalist" Who Attempted to Ruin a White Child's Life Has a History of Being Triggered by the Mere Existence of White People

Who else would fucking hunt a child?

A cunt of a Deadspin "journalist" defamed a child yesterday, libeling him in claiming the kid was wearing "blackface" at a Chiefs game. The kid was not.

But this "journalist" needed some clicks and "content" so he tried scalphunting a little kid, tossing out false, defamatory charges of racism.


facepainterkid.jpg

scalphunting.jpg

You might have thought that he'd realize it's a Bad Look to attempt to bring the nightmare of a social media cancellation -- which often results in serious thoughts of suicide -- on a tiny little kid. But no, he demands the NFL join him in cancelling this poor child. His headline:

The NFL needs to speak out against the Kansas City Chiefs fan in Black face, Native headdress

Hey, billion-dollar corporation which is essentially its own media empire! Help me drive this kid into thoughts of suicide and maybe better yet, actual suicide attempts!

Well, if you're wondering about the quality of hatred in this nasty ineffectual cunt's heart to attempt to drive a child to kill himself, it turns out it's anti-white hatred.

Of course.

In an article entitled "The NFL needs to speak out against the Kansas City Chiefs fan in Black face, Native headdress," a young kid was doxxed and accused of donning blackface (yes, it's one word for the barely-literate editors over at Deadspin). In reality, he had his face painted red and black in support of his favorite football team.

As expected, the author of the piece doubled down, eliminating any excuse that he had simply made a mistake.

Carron J. Phillips
@carronJphillips
For the idiots in my mentions who are treating this as some harmless act because the other side of his face was painted red, I could make the argument that it makes it even worse.

Y'all are the ones who hate Mexicans but wear sombreros on Cinco.

He seems to admit there that he knew the kid wasn't wearing blackface at all, but had one side of his face red and one side black. So he's admitting that this was intentional libel.


He is triggered by the presence of white people:

Carron J. Phillips
@carronJphillips

I'm from Saginaw. Spent A LOT of time in Flint. I've never seen this many White people in Flint in my life. It's... concerning.

His concern about white people is endless:

whitepipoescape.jpg

It always occurs to me that the sniveling defamers of the press are just weak, vengeance seeking pussies who never actually got punched in the face, because hitting them would just be bullying a weakling.

And I think we've suffered enough for our reluctance to punch pussies, and it's about time we rectify our past mistakes.


Yesterday, Sports Illustrated got caught replacing its sports "journalists" with AI, and then publishing these fake articles under fake human names.

Because it's really hard to write about what happens in a tv show. Which is what sports "reporting" is.

It can't happen fast enough. Every fucking "journalist" should lose his job. And then I'll laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

The Bee:

bee12blackface.jpg

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:39 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

2 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 03:40 PM (eYoxG)

3 WTF?

The ultimate of HTML f*ckups?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Who else would fucking hunt a child?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:39 PM

Hamas! What do I win?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 03:40 PM (eYoxG)

5 Rock that hat, Ace. Rock it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 03:40 PM (xcxpd)

6 Ah.....THERE'S the comments......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

7 That kid is gonna be rich.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2023 03:40 PM (u73oe)

8 This kid's family should sue the holy hell out of the writer, the publisher and anyone involved with it.

OWN them. Lawfare, it's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Nobody tell Carron J. Phillips about the color of the cotton balls in vitamin bottles...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 28, 2023 03:42 PM (PiwSw)

10 No embarrassment or shame. This fuckstick will be making accusations next week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 03:42 PM (R4t5M)

11 Maybe segregating sports is the way to go?

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 03:42 PM (iDpzk)

12 Carrion should get his head out of Don Lemon's crotch for a moment.
The lawsuit against him and Deadspin should be so massive that neither he or it survives the onslaught.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 03:42 PM (ynpvh)

13 >>>5 Rock that hat, Ace. Rock it.

THANK YOU!

I know that show made a joke out of it, but I really think I could pull it off!

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2023 03:42 PM (KRtlO)

14 Ace thanks for the hat thing in the sidebar

also yes so many of these hacks will and very much should lose their jobs. insty had something earlier where journalists in college are saying the US Govt needs to hire them/pay for them to live or something like that. of course I didn't read it I can't even stay on that site for more than a few secs b/c there's this ad with a girl itching her butt that freaks me out

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (AcWfM)

15 The demand for hate crimes far exceeds the supply.

Posted by: Obligatory at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (fs1hN)

16 Losers.

💀

Did I do that right??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (krqg6)

17 13 >>>5 Rock that hat, Ace. Rock it.

THANK YOU!

I know that show made a joke out of it, but I really think I could pull it off!

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2023 03:42 PM (KRtlO)

Just don't get grease on it, otherwise...rock it like Herbie Hancock man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (xcxpd)

18 i mean fedora + safari flaps, it's mixing two awesome retro things into one fashion-forward lid.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (KRtlO)

19 Carrion Phillips needs to commit ritual seppuku on livestream. Evil racist fucking bastard piece of shit.

Posted by: Toned down for sensitive viewers at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (r/JV0)

20 The NFL needs to speak out against the Kansas City Chiefs fan in Black face, Native headdress
++++
Just because you're taking the fight against the "Tomahawk Chop" into a new sport and decade doesn't mean that Jane Fonda is going to get all weak-kneed for you, dude.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (d04cU)

21 Carron J. Phillips @carronJphillips For the idiots in my mentions who are treating this as some harmless act because the other side of his face was painted red, I could make the argument that it makes it even worse.
Y'all are the ones who hate Mexicans but wear sombreros on Cinco.

Notice you don't hear the Irish speaking up about cultural appropriation for St. Patrick's Day. For us, we welcome any and all to come have a pint with us..... Well unless you are the stabby type.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (N39Ws)

22 carron doesn't think there are White people in northern Michigan?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 28, 2023 03:44 PM (AcWfM)

23 Who else would fucking hunt a child?

Joe Biden

Posted by: Sniffing all the way at November 28, 2023 03:44 PM (r/JV0)

24 >>Who else would fucking hunt a child?


The Terminator?

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2023 03:44 PM (hsDZG)

25 So this Carron Phillips clown is what they mean by "personality hire"?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

26 @carronJphillips
For the idiots in my mentions who are treating this as some harmless act because the other side of his face was painted red, I could make the argument that it makes it even worse.
Y'all are the ones who hate Mexicans but wear sombreros on Cinco.

+++++
"Sure, I lied and misrepresented and all that, but who cares? Kid is still a racist bastard who should be canceled!"

Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 03:44 PM (d04cU)

27 17 13 >>>5 Rock that hat, Ace. Rock it.

THANK YOU!

I know that show made a joke out of it, but I really think I could pull it off!

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2023 03:42 PM (KRtlO)

Just don't get grease on it, otherwise...rock it like Herbie Hancock man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (xcxpd)

But Little Fidel's blackface? A-Okay.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 03:44 PM (ynpvh)

28 Just don't get grease on it, otherwise...rock it like Herbie Hancock man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (xcxpd)




You asked for it........


https://youtu.be/GHhD4PD75zY

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

29 Notice you don't hear the Irish speaking up about cultural appropriation for St. Patrick's Day. For us, we welcome any and all to come have a pint with us..... Well unless you are the stabby type.


yeah well I've had enough of non-Italians talking with their hands and wearing wife beaters

y'all better cut that shit out

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 28, 2023 03:45 PM (AcWfM)

30 23 Who else would fucking hunt a child?

Joe Biden
Posted by: Sniffing all the way at November 28, 2023 03:44 PM (r/JV0)

--Hamas/muzzies have entered the chat

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2023 03:45 PM (N39Ws)

31 Something like what the Bee joked about recently happened to a kid football player that had eye black on.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2023 03:45 PM (FQmDC)

32 @carronJphillips
I'm from Saginaw. Spent A LOT of time in Flint. I've never seen this many White people in Flint in my life. It's... concerning.

++++
Why? Seriously, why? Be specific as to why it's "concerning."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 03:45 PM (d04cU)

33 Notice you don't hear the Irish speaking up about cultural appropriation for St. Patrick's Day. For us, we welcome any and all to come have a pint with us..... Well unless you are the stabby type.
----------------
You bog stompers just want to steal our lucky charms.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 03:45 PM (iDpzk)

34 25 So this Carron Phillips clown is what they mean by "personality hire"?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

Or because some Don Lemon at Deadspin liked the look and feel of his ass.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 03:45 PM (ynpvh)

35 Being this miserable all of the time must be exhausting. I loathe and pity this hack journalist.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 28, 2023 03:45 PM (2NHgQ)

36 Yeay sports balls!!

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 03:45 PM (fNkOQ)

37 Who else would fucking hunt a child?

not a clue..

Posted by: Zombie Jeffery Epstein at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (X4yCj)

38 yeah well I've had enough of non-Italians talking with their hands and wearing wife beaters

y'all better cut that shit out
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 28, 2023 03:45 PM (AcWfM)

I only talk with one finger on each hand.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (N39Ws)

39 22 carron doesn't think there are White people in northern Michigan?!?!
_____

I know, right?

"It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long
Caught somewhere between a boy and man
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Northern Michigan"

Posted by: Kid Rock at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (fs1hN)

40 But no, he demands the NFL join him in cancelling this poor child. His headline:

The NFL needs to speak out against the Kansas City Chiefs fan in Black face, Native headdress


Fuck off prick.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (spU3M)

41 9 Nobody tell Carron J. Phillips about the color of the cotton balls in vitamin bottles...

COTTON???!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Posted by: totally triggered at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (sGtp+)

42 Who else would fucking hunt a child?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:39 PM

Hamas! What do I win?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 03:40 PM (eYoxG)


Is this a good time to talk about intersectionality between Black Liberation and palestinian liberation ??

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (V13WU)

43 38 yeah well I've had enough of non-Italians talking with their hands and wearing wife beaters

y'all better cut that shit out
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 28, 2023 03:45 PM (AcWfM)

I only talk with one finger on each hand.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (N39Ws)

the horn on your car is broken too?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (ynpvh)

44 Isn't Michael Moore from Flint? Just trying to connect the dots here.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (PiwSw)

45 If you get grease on it, it throws the balance off and you can't do the Fred Astaire hat roll down the arm.

Keep the dice in the fanny pack though.

Posted by: Blanco at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (guMc0)

46 42 Who else would fucking hunt a child?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:39 PM

Hamas! What do I win?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 03:40 PM (eYoxG)


Is this a good time to talk about intersectionality between Black Liberation and palestinian liberation ??

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (V13WU)

Sounds gay. Let's teach them to fly--Achmed

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 03:47 PM (ynpvh)

47 34 25 So this Carron Phillips clown is what they mean by "personality hire"?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

Or because some Don Lemon at Deadspin liked the look and feel of his ass.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 03:45 PM (ynpvh)
________

Same thing?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

48 I would just insist that the kid is trans-bifacial and that criticizing him is erasing his existence and will drive him to hurt himself, bigot.

That's basically the level of what they do, so why not give 'em a taste of their own?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 28, 2023 03:47 PM (THfsK)

49 44 Isn't Michael Moore from Flint? Just trying to connect the dots here.
-----------------
Michael Moore is one big greasy dot.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 03:47 PM (iDpzk)

50 Y'all are the ones who hate Mexicans but wear sombreros on Cinco.

Notice you don't hear the Irish speaking up about cultural appropriation for St. Patrick's Day. For us, we welcome any and all to come have a pint with us..... Well unless you are the stabby type.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (N39Ws)

I live in a Majority Hispanic town... I've never seen or heard ANY of them bitching about white folks on Cinco.

Hell.... wearing a Sombrero? Most of them think its a sign their culture has WON the culture war.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 03:47 PM (xaFKb)

51 Sports are not an "escape from society," dumbass. They are a *part* of society. They're an escape from casual war, by taking contests of strength off the battlefield and into the arena and allowing for all the good parts of war - team membership (even as part of the following), wins and losses, etc. - without the widespread slaughter. There's a reason we invented sport, and then *integrated* it into society. it serves a purpose. It's a part of the whole, not outside of it.

And turning sports into politics is what takes it out of society, you inverted gasbag.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 03:48 PM (d04cU)

52 so he tried scalphunting a little kid

*golf clap*

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 28, 2023 03:48 PM (lg881)

53 Notice you don't hear the Irish speaking up about cultural appropriation for St. Patrick's Day. For us, we welcome any and all to come have a pint with us..... Well unless you are the stabby type.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (N39Ws)

You've never met my grandmother. "The way they disrespect the Irish in this country ... Paddy wagons, a bunch of drunk idiots drinking green beer and wearing leprechauns on Saint Patrick's Day. All they do is mock us!"

That said, I agree with you. Doesn't offend me. Although Paddy wagon is a term I'm okay with retiring.

Also, I've never met a single Mexican who is offended by Americans wearing sombreros and drinking Modela on Cinco de Mayo.

Only white liberal women and angry black people seem to get offended.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2023 03:48 PM (mj0Qp)

54 Deadspin still exists? I thought Hulk Hogan suplexed it out of our Vale of Tears.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 28, 2023 03:48 PM (nnp+f)

55 One of my Twitter friends suggests every KC fan painting their face for next week's game.

Posted by: spongeworthy at November 28, 2023 03:48 PM (DWqKI)

56 Projecting your racism on others isn't their problem, it's yours, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

57 Isn't it illegal to publish the kid's photo/identify him without his parents' permission? I seem to recall something like that from the Covington kids.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 03:48 PM (krqg6)

58 This person is harshing my vibe.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 28, 2023 03:49 PM (PiwSw)

59 I didn't read it I can't even stay on that site for more than a few secs b/c there's this ad with a girl itching her butt that freaks me out

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (AcWfM)

———-


Never has a girl itching her butt been so annoying.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 28, 2023 03:49 PM (cMXNt)

60 the horn on your car is broken too?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (ynpvh)

Have the Supremes decided horn blowing is free speech yet?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 03:49 PM (xaFKb)

61
Who else would fucking hunt a child?


Rhymes with Bledophile.


Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 03:49 PM (QzZeQ)

62 Yesterday, Sports Illustrated got caught replacing its sports "journalists" with AI, and then publishing these fake articles under fake human names.
++++
So those articles have no copyright. There is no creator and thus nobody to own the copyright. This is the way the initial standards are heading on this. No copyright means no mechanism for effective cashflow - and sticking a human's name on work product that cannot be exclusively monetized is arguably fraud on the investors of the publication.

Maybe those investors ought to sue.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 03:49 PM (d04cU)

63 48 I would just insist that the kid is trans-bifacial and that criticizing him is erasing his existence and will drive him to hurt himself, bigot.

That's basically the level of what they do, so why not give 'em a taste of their own?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 28, 2023 03:47 PM (THfsK)

Don't foget his head is covered by hair AND feathers. Bi-crainial integumental.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 03:49 PM (ynpvh)

64 This journalist is bad enough. This guy pretending to be a woman is beyond sick and evil. Could he just be put in jail with men for a very, very long time with no possibility for parole?

https://tinyurl.com/yke7c98e

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2023 03:49 PM (RSbhh)

65 That's uncool, man.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

66 For the idiots in my mentions who are treating this as some harmless act because the other side of his face was painted red, I could make the argument that it makes it even worse.
Y'all are the ones who hate Mexicans but wear sombreros on Cinco.

He seems to admit there that he knew the kid wasn't wearing blackface at all, but had one side of his face red and one side black. So he's admitting that this was intentional libel.


Black and brown if you are against blacks and Mexicans, puto.

Red is Indian. Casino, not 7-11.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 03:50 PM (spU3M)

67 44 Isn't Michael Moore from Flint? Just trying to connect the dots here.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (PiwSw)

Well, he's from the wealthier suburbs, but yes -- he was born in that general area.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2023 03:51 PM (mj0Qp)

68 Only white liberal women and angry black people seem to get offended.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2023 03:48 PM (mj0Qp)

Outrage by Proxy... its like Munchausen by Proxy...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 03:51 PM (xaFKb)

69 "Carron. Wow, that's an interesting name. Is it a family name?"

"I'm not sure. It might be, my mom isn't sure."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2023 03:51 PM (Zqeqr)

70 holy sheep fen that guy is scary

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 28, 2023 03:51 PM (AcWfM)

71 Carron says “ y’all “ so we know he is Authentic…

Posted by: tubal at November 28, 2023 03:51 PM (PCK5/)

72 I commented on this piece of Carrion in a previous blog yesterday? I then gave him his proper name seen here.
I did say that he was misappropriating White people by wearing clothes instead of skins, and had shoes on. In fact probably everything in his daily surroundings has been invented by White people.

(Carrion - what vultures declare as cabin luggage of flights)

Posted by: Ciampino - Hey Carrion that computer you are using .... at November 28, 2023 03:52 PM (qfLjt)

73 Is sports downstream or upstream of culture?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 03:52 PM (RIvkX)

74 Carron=Karen..

Posted by: tubal at November 28, 2023 03:52 PM (PCK5/)

75 13 >>>5 Rock that hat, Ace. Rock it.

THANK YOU!

I know that show made a joke out of it, but I really think I could pull it off!

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2023 03:42 PM (KRtlO)

YASSS KWEEN SLAY! Ewok got that drip!

Posted by: Ace got swag FRFR at November 28, 2023 03:52 PM (r/JV0)

76 Is sports downstream or upstream of culture?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 03:52 PM (RIvkX)
++++
It's part of culture.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (d04cU)

77 72
on flights

Posted by: Ciampino - Hey Carrion that computer you are using ... at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (qfLjt)

78 Carron still wears his slave name though…

Posted by: tubal at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (PCK5/)

79 Aren't Black and red Bloods' colors? Or is it Cripps? So hard to keep up of elements of the American Experiment.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (nnp+f)

80 Just because you're taking the fight against the "Tomahawk Chop" into a new sport and decade doesn't mean that Jane Fonda is going to get all weak-kneed for you, dude.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 03:43 PM (d04cU)

I'm pretty sure at this point Jane Fonda doesn't get weak-kneed, she simply is weak-kneed.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (lg881)

81 73 Is sports downstream or upstream of culture?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 03:52 PM (RIvkX)

The Mob is Rome...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (xaFKb)

82 Wiki for Flint, MI...

White only 32.46%
Black only 55.74%
Mixed 5.51%
Latino 4.87%
Native American 0.37%
Asian only 0.50%

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (krqg6)

83 Wait, did indians have a tradition of dressing as caricatures and making fun of black people?

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (ANQN/)

84 @carronJphillips
I'm from Saginaw.
.....

Oh, so you know Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

85 I loathe and pity this hack journalist.

Well, you're half right.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (nfrXX)

86 74 Carron=Karen..


wow tubal you finally answered the age-old question of what to call a male karen!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (AcWfM)

87 It would be grand if someone would break that MFers jaw. So very, very sick of these club 85 types stirring shit up.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (3kPZW)

88 Carron J. Phillips
@carronJphillips

I'm from Saginaw. Spent A LOT of time in Flint. I've never seen this many White people in Flint in my life. It's... concerning.

------------

I'll bet he has a "final solution" in mind to eradicate this -- and other -- problems.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (A8P5R)

89 26 @carronJphillips
For the idiots in my mentions who are treating this as some harmless act because the other side of his face was painted red, I could make the argument that it makes it even worse.
Y'all are the ones who hate Mexicans but wear sombreros on Cinco.
+++++
"Sure, I lied and misrepresented and all that, but who cares? Kid is still a racist bastard who should be canceled!"

Nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
--------
Too many people get cutesy and accept that asshole's frame of reference. Better to tell the guy that he is a hateful racist full of the spirits of envy and spite.

Posted by: whig at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (5v5d+)

90 Deadspin still exists? I thought Hulk Hogan suplexed it out of our Vale of Tears.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 28, 2023 03:48 PM (nnp+f)


Gawker

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (/HDaX)

91 Sponge knows what time it is

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 03:54 PM (xcxpd)

92 74 Carron=Karen..
Posted by: tubal at November 28, 2023 03:52 PM (PCK5/)

Oh, is that how you spell it in Eubonics?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 03:54 PM (xaFKb)

93 Of course xis name is Karen

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 28, 2023 03:54 PM (r0Q9B)

94 That said, I agree with you. Doesn't offend me. Although Paddy wagon is a term I'm okay with retiring.

Also, I've never met a single Mexican who is offended by Americans wearing sombreros and drinking Modela on Cinco de Mayo.

Only white liberal women and angry black people seem to get offended.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2023 03:48 PM (mj0Qp)
___________

I believe the origin of the term "Paddy Wagon" was because so many Irish at that time were cops, and thus drove the van. It could refer to Irish being transported in the van as criminals, which unlike the first origin theory would be derogative. I lean in favor of the first theory because by the time the term was used, Irish people dominated law enforcement and it had been years since the Irish hoodlums and gangs were in vogue.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

95 White only 32.46%
Black only 55.74%
Mixed 5.51%
Latino 4.87%
Native American 0.37%
Asian only 0.50%

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (krqg6)



Is suspect it may have a high murder rate due to its Democrat politics.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2023 03:54 PM (Zqeqr)

96 79 Aren't Black and red Bloods' colors? Or is it Cripps? So hard to keep up of elements of the American Experiment.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (nnp+f)

Bloods be red,
Crips be blue,
Get them together,
no fun for you.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 03:54 PM (ynpvh)

97 Carron has a 75x greater chance at meeting violence at the hands of his own race than he does from a white person. ( okay I pulled that number out of my ass. It’s likely much higher)

Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 03:54 PM (MNhXM)

98 Dems: Let’s make it illegal and a crime to hurt someone’s feelings and make them feel “unsafe. “

Normal People: Go fuck yourselves, you ugly, ignorant, narcissists. Bite me, too.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (0rsFX)

99 Y'all are the ones who hate Mexicans but wear sombreros on Cinco.

--

Also it's neat what he admits about how he views illegals.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (ANQN/)

100 Sponge knows what time it is

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 03:54 PM (xcxpd)



It's time to buy ale!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

101 Sponge knows what time it is
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 03:54 PM (xcxpd)
++++
Does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (d04cU)

102 You may think you hate journalists enough.

You would be wrong.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (wtvvX)

103 64 This journalist is bad enough. This guy pretending to be a woman is beyond sick and evil. Could he just be put in jail with men for a very, very long time with no possibility for parole?

https://tinyurl.com/yke7c98e
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2023 03:49 PM (RSbhh)

Definitely a place for him in our administration. Department of Education for sure.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (r/JV0)

104 I'm from Saginaw. Spent A LOT of time in Flint. I've never seen this many White people in Flint in my life. It's... concerning.


hmm maybe you should think a bit harder about being pro-choice, Carron

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (AcWfM)

105 I saw a post on X that the kid should make NFL trading cards with his picture on it, make a few bucks. NFL would shut it down, tho'.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (MeG8a)

106 Fen, it's interesting that the article said he was a "trans-identifying man" which at one time would have been considered "misgendering". Maybe sanity is making a comeback in certain places...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (PiwSw)

107 83 Wait, did indians have a tradition of dressing as caricatures and making fun of black people?
Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (ANQN/)

Well, they did own slaves long before the first Black Slave owner got it legalized in the Americas.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 03:56 PM (xaFKb)

108 Y'all are the ones who hate Mexicans but wear sombreros on Cinco.
......

and I lean up against a cactus and take a nap.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

109
Gotta support the team, babe.

Posted by: David Puddy at November 28, 2023 03:56 PM (enJYY)

110 The "journalist" brags about being nominated for a Pulitzer twice. So was I. Every newspaper is free to nominate one of their own for a Pulitzer. My editor told me, "doesn't mean shit, we had to nominate somebody." So fuck his race-baiting ass, my fellow Pulitzer nominee.

Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at November 28, 2023 03:56 PM (PwP1X)

111 I saw a post on X that the kid should make NFL trading cards with his picture on it, make a few bucks. NFL would shut it down, tho'.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (MeG8a)



The kid's family should hire Sandmann's lawyer POST HASTE. Sue! Sue like the wind!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Evil prick

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (p3DMa)

113 Carron spent time in Flint giving hummers to Michael Moore.

Posted by: Roy at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (z+ik4)

114 a USC professor was driven away from campus ts week for saying "Hamas are murderers" to a pro-murderer demonstration. Initially, USC said it is investigating him, with an eye toward firing him, but now they seem to be backing off a little. He still can't go to class, though.

Eva Vlaardingerbroek was twitter-threatened with rape and murder for her own tweet celebration when Geert Wilders party won the Dutch election.

In other words, civilized people and innocent children are second-class citizens now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (wY7nr)

115 I would just insist that the kid is trans-bifacial and that criticizing him is erasing his existence and will drive him to hurt himself, bigot.

That's basically the level of what they do, so why not give 'em a taste of their own?
Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 28, 2023 03:47 PM (THfsK)

It deserves it's own color on the fag flag.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (BdMk6)

116 "Because it's really hard to write about what happens in a tv show. Which is what sports "reporting" is."


Yup. Every female TV network "sideline reporter" is a Personality Hire. Well, it used to be that way. Many networks are forgetting the one critical job skill of a female sideline reporter: Look attractive. Now my typical reaction when seeing a network sideline reporter is, "A Women's Studies Graduate at each network must be in charge of hiring sideline reporters."

Posted by: Gref at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (5fDan)

117 The Hodge twins need to take this guy down.

Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (MNhXM)

118 The left is convinced that their racism isn't racism.

It's going to end well for everyone, I'm sure.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (N1tpc)

119 108 Y'all are the ones who hate Mexicans but wear sombreros on Cinco.
......

and I lean up against a cactus and take a nap.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

Unless you're an Indian Yogi I don't advise that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (ynpvh)

120 The kid's family should hire Sandmann's lawyer POST HASTE. Sue! Sue like the wind!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
When every press outlet in the United States meets Gawker's fate, one small part of the plan to adequately punish journalists will be complete.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (d04cU)

121 101 Sponge knows what time it is
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 03:54 PM (xcxpd)
++++
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (d04cU)

Howdy Doody Time?

Posted by: Zombi Buffalo Bob at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (xaFKb)

122 The kid's family should hire Sandmann's lawyer POST HASTE. Sue! Sue like the wind!!


or Hulk Hogan's

I can't believe Deadspin is still around after that

some rags just need killin'

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 28, 2023 03:58 PM (AcWfM)

123 96 who says no great poets came out of California?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 28, 2023 03:58 PM (nnp+f)

124 What's the over/under on how many days until Taylor Lorenz shows up at a family member's house and demands a comment?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 28, 2023 03:58 PM (CwhoI)

125 113 Carron spent time in Flint giving hummers to Michael Moore.

Posted by: Roy at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (z+ik4)

I heard there was some motor-boating too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 03:58 PM (ynpvh)

126 106 Fen, it's interesting that the article said he was a "trans-identifying man" which at one time would have been considered "misgendering". Maybe sanity is making a comeback in certain places...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (PiwSw)

It's an expressly Christian site so I wouldn't put money on that.

Posted by: They shouldn't be bending the knee to trannies anyway at November 28, 2023 03:58 PM (r/JV0)

127 I guess whatever bright side can be obtained from this latest bout of evil insanity is nobody reads Deadspin. I thought they were sued already (Hulk Hogan?) and gone already. Surprised to see they're still around. Oh well, maybe this next lawsuit they're going to get will send them into oblivion.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 28, 2023 03:58 PM (sAmhv)

128 There actually were some very good sportswriters including Red Smith (1905-82) but that was another era. I'm really not into professional sports, but I occasionally read Phil Musnick in the "NY Post" and he writes well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2023 03:59 PM (RSbhh)

129 well, we knew somebody was gonna get brain damage from the water in Flint.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

130 Yup. Every female TV network "sideline reporter" is a Personality Hire. Well, it used to be that way. Many networks are forgetting the one critical job skill of a female sideline reporter: Look attractive. Now my typical reaction when seeing a network sideline reporter is, "A Women's Studies Graduate at each network must be in charge of hiring sideline reporters."


yeah what is that about

ugly female sideline gals

why why why why

it's like the female announcers during college games. RRRRRRR

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 28, 2023 03:59 PM (AcWfM)

131 Oh, is that how you spell it in Eubonics?

Behold the proper coinage.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 28, 2023 03:59 PM (as3uC)

132 131 Oh, is that how you spell it in Eubonics?

Behold the proper coinage.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 28, 2023 03:59 PM (as3uC)

I was never hooked on Eubonics.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

133 Take that headdress off that kid.

Put Ace's hat on in its place.

The kid would kill it.

Plus, Ace could wear the headdress, and look all warrior badass.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2023 04:00 PM (hH3Px)

134 118 Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (N1tpc)

Magic thinkers versus realists....

gnostics versus empiricists....

The guy wants to exert his understanding on the planet, he also sees nothing wrong in Jussie Smullet.

The tell in their insanity really is the alliance between racial supremacists like deadbeat jackass and gender confused folk.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:00 PM (X0I7i)

135 What kind of. name is Carron? Is that just the male form of Karen? No wonder he's so angry.

Posted by: a boy named karen at November 28, 2023 04:00 PM (FHllF)

136 Carron translator: "white people , mumble mumble, white supremacy mumble, mumble, white devils, mumble mumble, whitey , honky aaargh"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2023 04:00 PM (AhZSY)

137 In other words, civilized people and innocent children are second-class citizens now.


==


Western Civilization is at risk. Try criticizing mohammed , mocking islamic faith, you get the Charlie Hebdo and Theo van Gogh solution. And there are people who still think that there is nice bubble of immunity around the US.

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 04:00 PM (V13WU)

138 I believe the origin of the term "Paddy Wagon" was because so many Irish at that time were cops, and thus drove the van. It could refer to Irish being transported in the van as criminals, which unlike the first origin theory would be derogative. I lean in favor of the first theory because by the time the term was used, Irish people dominated law enforcement and it had been years since the Irish hoodlums and gangs were in vogue.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

It goes back to the 1800's. Police would throw the criminals and drunks in a literal wagon that was pulled by horses and cart them off to jail.

I don't think there is genuinely much confusion about the origin of the phrase, but then again, until very recently there was a movement to claim that "irish need not apply" was not a real thing, and that the irish have no claim to the victim hierarchy. Of course that's easily disproven since we have plenty of old newspapers that show those words being used, but whatever.

Either way, it doesn't really matter. I don't think most people are too up in arms about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2023 04:00 PM (mj0Qp)

139 Unless you're an Indian Yogi I don't advise that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (ynpvh)
.......

My serape protects me.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

140 Wait, did indians have a tradition of dressing as caricatures and making fun of black people?

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 03:53 PM (ANQN/)

-----------

Minstrelsy started as an offshoot of advertising Minnetonka Moccasins.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 04:01 PM (A8P5R)

141 Sigh.

Sorry to say, that Phillips guy is a stupid n-----, in the most perjorative sense of the word.

Why must people be such assholes?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2023 04:01 PM (ufFY8)

142 Yup. Every female TV network "sideline reporter" is a Personality Hire. Well, it used to be that way. Many networks are forgetting the one critical job skill of a female sideline reporter: Look attractive. Now my typical reaction when seeing a network sideline reporter is, "A Women's Studies Graduate at each network must be in charge of hiring sideline reporters."
Posted by: Gref at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (5fDan)
++++
Well, we can't be appealing to the Male Gaze now can we? Ending oppression starts with us!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 04:01 PM (d04cU)

143 Our propaganda and racist press needs to DIAF.

Like, yesterday.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2023 04:01 PM (Q4IgG)

144 A boy named Sue>A boy named Carron.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (bqazj)

145 OT: Ongoing problems with CCP's new EMALS on their new carriers?

https://tinyurl.com/4mt6x2n5

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (I/Qkd)

146 Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (d04cU)

Howdy Doody Time?
Posted by: Zombi Buffalo Bob at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (xaFKb)

You know what time it is.

Posted by: Grandmaster Flash at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (r/JV0)

147 The ugly chicks in society's face thing is an actual political movement in the media....

Starfield the recently launched bethesda RPG has the ugliest NPCs I have ever seen not trying to be cartoonish...

hilarious really because people complained about the last Mass Effect game's ugly chicks.

Ru Paul or Devine is the new Twiggy.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (X0I7i)

148 Nobody tell him that "black athletes shouldn't entertain white people" is arguing for segregated leagues again.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (z/ifB)

149 Well, he's from the wealthier suburbs, but yes -- he was born in that general area.
------
Is that like Stacey Abrams sits around Georgia??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (krqg6)

150 127 I guess whatever bright side can be obtained from this latest bout of evil insanity is nobody reads Deadspin. I thought they were sued already (Hulk Hogan?) and gone already. Surprised to see they're still around. Oh well, maybe this next lawsuit they're going to get will send them into oblivion.
Posted by: Puddleglum

That was Gawker that got sued by Hulk. Dunno if Deadspin was one of their progeny like the late Jezebel site was though. Someone picked up Gawker's associated websites as part of the bankruptcy sale.

Posted by: whig at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (5v5d+)

151 Most sports writers can’t chew gum and walk at the same time. They live vicariously through the people they write about and turn into Walter Mitty .

Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (MNhXM)

152 143 Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2023 04:01 PM (Q4IgG)

2d and 3d look at Diogenes Lamp and Pipewrench?

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (X0I7i)

153 There actually were some very good sportswriters including Red Smith (1905-82) but that was another era. I'm really not into professional sports, but I occasionally read Phil Musnick in the "NY Post" and he writes well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2023 03:59 PM (RSbhh)

Television really cut into the sportswriter, as their bread and butter was describing the game for a reader in the paper. Newspapers dying out pretty much ended that.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (eoQWY)

154 Deadspin still exists? I thought Hulk Hogan suplexed it out of our Vale of Tears.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 28, 2023 03:48 PM (nnp+f)

Gawker

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy


It was all part of the same family of sites. So was Jezebel. So was Kotaku.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at November 28, 2023 04:03 PM (OUMaO)

155 Why must people be such assholes?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
----------
Answer is that they work at it consistently trying for assholish perfection. Like the lying liar in the post did.

Posted by: whig at November 28, 2023 04:03 PM (5v5d+)

156 White people.

Amirite or amirite?

Posted by: Cartoon J. Phillips, Professional African American Colored Person of Color at November 28, 2023 04:03 PM (w4RdB)

157 Can't wait for the AI-generated Swimsuit Issue.

It certainly can't be any worse than the drek they've churned out the last few years filled with body-positive oceangoing mammals.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2023 04:03 PM (wtvvX)

158 147 The ugly chicks in society's face thing is an actual political movement in the media....

Starfield the recently launched bethesda RPG has the ugliest NPCs I have ever seen not trying to be cartoonish...

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (X0I7i)

Yup, and all the clothes for them? UGLY... not a sexy outfit in the entire game... even the bathing suit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 04:04 PM (xaFKb)

159
angry black people

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2023 03:48 PM


Some huge level of redundancy there. Not 100%, but close.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 04:04 PM (enJYY)

160 Starfield the recently launched bethesda RPG has the ugliest NPCs I have ever seen not trying to be cartoonish...

hilarious really because people complained about the last Mass Effect game's ugly chicks.

Ru Paul or Devine is the new Twiggy.
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (X0I7i)

As long as the game is moddable so they can insert pretty girls back in the hobby will survive.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:04 PM (eoQWY)

161 What kind of. name is Carron? Is that just the male form of Karen? No wonder he's so angry.
Posted by: a boy named karen at November 28, 2023 04:00 PM (FHllF)

He feasts on dead carcasses.

Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 04:04 PM (MNhXM)

162 Boy was his face red. And black.

Posted by: Cartoon J. Phillips, Professional African American Colored Person of Color at November 28, 2023 04:04 PM (w4RdB)

163 Can't wait for the AI-generated Swimsuit Issue.

It certainly can't be any worse than the drek they've churned out the last few years filled with body-positive oceangoing mammals.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2023 04:03 PM (wtvvX)
++++
It will be worse. The AI will be directed by real people with their real agenda.

Probably fake models with high-resolution ladypenises.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 04:04 PM (d04cU)

164 160 Starfield the recently launched bethesda RPG has the ugliest NPCs I have ever seen not trying to be cartoonish...

hilarious really because people complained about the last Mass Effect game's ugly chicks.

Ru Paul or Devine is the new Twiggy.
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (X0I7i)

As long as the game is moddable so they can insert pretty girls back in the hobby will survive.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:04 PM (eoQWY)

Also eventually foreign game makers will take over more of the space.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:05 PM (eYoxG)

165 What's really ironic is that this 5 th level fool has the gall to call anyone else an idiot.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 28, 2023 04:05 PM (pohLc)

166 151 Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 04:02 PM (MNhXM)

Professional sportsball absent having played the games at some level at all is that vicarious shit writ large across the whole society.

I do not watch soccer because I avoided it, and I had no interest in being good at it so I am not a fan....

I played football, baseball, and basketball so I have at least some practical appreciation of what is really going on....

sports journos are like sending a virgin into report on Gomorrah.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:05 PM (X0I7i)

167 Sponge knows what time it is

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 03:54 PM (xcxpd)


It's time to buy ale!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)



"If I run out of ale, it's Thunderbird wine"

Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2023 04:05 PM (+cH+C)

168 Yup, and all the clothes for them? UGLY... not a sexy outfit in the entire game... even the bathing suit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 04:04 PM (xaFKb)

The MMO I play Guild Wars II is nicknamed Fashion Wars for all the skin/dye options you can use.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:05 PM (eoQWY)

169 What's the time?

It's time to get ill!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 04:05 PM (XtkZj)

170 Name the Deadspin 'editors' as well. They enable the racist 'journalist'.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 28, 2023 04:05 PM (O8JAW)

171 This almost as bad as that one episode of Star Trek.

Posted by: Cartoon J. Phillips, Professional African American Colored Person of Color at November 28, 2023 04:06 PM (w4RdB)

172 "Sports shouldn't be an escape for anyone. it should be an extension of social justice agitation."
-sounds like fun

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

173 Yup. Every female TV network "sideline reporter" is a Personality Hire. Well, it used to be that way. Many networks are forgetting the one critical job skill of a female sideline reporter: Look attractive. Now my typical reaction when seeing a network sideline reporter is, "A Women's Studies Graduate at each network must be in charge of hiring sideline reporters."
Posted by: Gref at November 28, 2023 03:57 PM (5fDan)

Whereas some of us peg the attractiveness meter AND offer brilliant sports commentary

Posted by: Bob Costas' Disgusting Eye Infection at November 28, 2023 04:06 PM (z/ifB)

174 I can't wait until that 12 year old is the owner of Deadspin, it'll certainly raise the quality of their posts.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 28, 2023 04:06 PM (9UVzb)

175 Can't wait for the AI-generated Swimsuit Issue.

It certainly can't be any worse than the drek they've churned out the last few years filled with body-positive oceangoing mammals.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2023 04:03 PM (wtvvX)
......

Yeah, we might girls with three boobs.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

176 Then: "It's racist not to allow blacks to play in sports white people watch!"

Now: "It's racist when white people watch sports that black people play!"

Posted by: Halfhand at November 28, 2023 04:06 PM (bZhDR)

177 The Hill
@thehill
Activist and writer Monica Lewinsky penned on op-ed calling for a series of constitutional amendments, including age limits for elected officials and a ban on presidential self-pardons

-
Kamala/Monica 2024!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 04:06 PM (FVME7)

178
Lazy, Low-Skill Generation Z Zeros Say They Should Be Hired for Their Personalities


Your personalities suck -- expect no job offers from me.

(I love the 2010ish flavor of the second half of that sentence.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote for Fen (then do it again)! at November 28, 2023 04:07 PM (xG4kz)

179 164 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:05 PM (eYoxG)

Already going on, of course Todd in a Tard moment told his fans "if you want hot chicks play porn"......

"Funtari simulator" has eight times the active player base than a newly launched triple AAA game.

Anyway *this* one may have cured me of giving a shit like The Force Awakens cured me of Lucasfilm.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:07 PM (X0I7i)

180 Nothing. There is nothing on this subject on any of the normal (or even niche) Lefty sites. I even went to The Root for you people!!!!

That's a good sign this is A: a minor issues that B: the Lefty establishment wants to go away, because it won't help them.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 28, 2023 04:07 PM (JCZqz)

181 177 The Hill
@thehill
Activist and writer Monica Lewinsky penned on op-ed calling for a series of constitutional amendments, including age limits for elected officials and a ban on presidential self-pardons

-
Kamala/Monica 2024!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 04:06 PM (FVME7)

=======

I've been calling for some constitutional amendments for a while, but does The Hill do a piece on me?

NooOOOoooOOOooo...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

182 172 "Sports shouldn't be an escape for anyone. it should be an extension of social justice agitation."
-sounds like fun
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



The spirit of Jim Jones lives.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 28, 2023 04:07 PM (sAmhv)

183 Where are the curry-filled pic-i-nic baskets, dear sir??

Posted by: Indian Yogi at November 28, 2023 04:07 PM (krqg6)

184 It will be worse. The AI will be directed by real people with their real agenda.

Probably fake models with high-resolution ladypenises.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 04:04 PM (d04cU)

The remake of Weird Science is going to be actually weird.

Posted by: Bob Costas' Disgusting Eye Infection at November 28, 2023 04:07 PM (z/ifB)

185 This almost as bad as that one episode of Star Trek.
Posted by: Cartoon J. Phillips, Professional African American Colored Person of Color at November 28, 2023 04:06 PM (w4RdB)

Was the kid black on the left side or the right? I forget.

I'm not sure what the message was in that Star Trek episode, actually.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:07 PM (eoQWY)

186 What passes for journalism these days is a prime candidate for AI. AI can certainly do it better.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 28, 2023 04:08 PM (lTGtQ)

187
Activist, fellator, and writer Monica Lewinsky

FTFY

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 04:08 PM (enJYY)

188 >>Activist and writer Monica Lewinsky


I think they mean Penis Activist, Writer and Humidor Monica Lewinsky.

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2023 04:08 PM (hsDZG)

189 Karen > Carron

Posted by: DanMan at November 28, 2023 04:08 PM (8uzBS)

190 182 172 "Sports shouldn't be an escape for anyone. it should be an extension of social justice agitation."
-sounds like fun
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


The spirit of Jim Jones lives.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 28, 2023 04:07 PM (sAmhv)

=========

*dips hands in blood*
-Zombie Dianne Feinstein

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

191 Kamala/Monica 2024!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 04:06 PM (FVME7)


That ticket sucks!

Posted by: Low, slow, and right over the plate at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (PiwSw)

192 Carron translator: "white people , mumble mumble, white supremacy mumble, mumble, white devils, mumble mumble, whitey , honky aaargh"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2023 04:00 PM (AhZSY)

-----------

"I am Carron. I am performing my function. Deep, emptiness. It approaches, collision, damage, whiteness. I am the other. I am Black Fu. Black Fu. Carron. Black Fu. Error. Flaw. Imperfection. Must sterilize. Rebirth. We are complete. Much power. Only Black Lives Matter. Black Fu. The creator instructs, search out, identify, sterilize da white people. We are Carron. We are Carron. We are complete. We are instructed. Our purpose is clear. Sterilize the white people. Sterilize whiteys. Carron! Sterilize! Sterilize! Carron! Sterilize!

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (A8P5R)

193 186 What passes for journalism these days is a prime candidate for AI. AI can certainly do it better.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 28, 2023 04:08 PM (lTGtQ

AI will do whatever it's been trained to do.

So really no different than the talking hair gel and makeup NPC.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (XtkZj)

194 I might keep this nic.

Posted by: Bob Costas' Disgusting Eye Infection at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (z/ifB)

195 Activist and writer Monica Lewinsky

They forgot slut

Posted by: It's me donna at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (bs+z0)

196
nasty ineffectual cunt


Isn't that each and every male-to-female post operation transpersyn, or NIC for short?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote for Fen (then do it again)! at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (xG4kz)

197 Cancel culture isn't real, you guys!

And even if it is, it's a good thing!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (TzW+Y)

198 158 Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 04:04 PM (xaFKb)

Add in the whole "this entire reality was created because a scientist KNOWING and having been warned by himself via "star child" that his experiments in grav drive would break the magnetosphere grabbed his nuts and said "fuck it YOLO"....

ladies and gentlemen your heroic scientist class.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (X0I7i)

199 One of my dad's friends sponsored a little league team. He was a bail bondsman. He was a Mexican guy and he gave away t-shirts. The shirts had a drawing of a mexican guy with those bandoliers dragging another mexican guy by the hair who was also wearing a sombrero and the caption read
"No skip cabron"
I wish I still had one of those shirts and no way could you get away with that today. We need to go back to that mindset.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (l3Uxg)

200 189 Karen > Carron
Posted by: DanMan at November 28, 2023 04:08 PM (8uzBS)

Carrion > Karen > Carron

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (O8JAW)

201 Then: "It's racist not to allow blacks to play in sports white people watch!"

-
Playing other races. (maybe 1 minute)

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/SpvGJkUdvEE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (FVME7)

202 149 Well, he's from the wealthier suburbs, but yes -- he was born in that general area.
------
Is that like Stacey Abrams sits around Georgia??
Posted by: andycanuck

BECAUSE SHE'S SO FAT, YOU SEE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 28, 2023 04:10 PM (JCZqz)

203 I might keep this nic.
Posted by: Bob Costas' Disgusting Eye Infection at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM

Good call.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg's Leg Cheese at November 28, 2023 04:10 PM (bqazj)

204 Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg's Leg Cheese at November 28, 2023 04:10 PM (bqazj)

I don't want to know....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 28, 2023 04:10 PM (bs+z0)

205 Here's what AI can't do:

Snark. No AI can spit snark and crack the heat jokes like Ace can.

So Ace is AI proof.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 04:10 PM (XtkZj)

206 Not sure what his problem is. He says he's from Saginaw, currently Saginaw is 45% black and 42% white. Flint has a higher percentage at 55% black.

Posted by: Lirio100 at November 28, 2023 04:10 PM (oQNjO)

207 "I'm not sure what the message was in that Star Trek episode, actually."

Frank Gorshen and the other guy were convinced that they were each superior to the other character, based on their skin color.

Actually, I think Gorshen's character was the racist one. The other was a victim.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2023 04:11 PM (hH3Px)

208 How much baseball do you think George Will played ?

Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 04:11 PM (MNhXM)

209 203 I might keep this nic.
Posted by: Bob Costas' Disgusting Eye Infection at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM

Good call.
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg's Leg Cheese at November 28, 2023 04:10 PM (bqazj)


Absolutely.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow's Fragrant Schmundie at November 28, 2023 04:11 PM (PiwSw)

210 I've been calling for some constitutional amendments for a while, but does The Hill do a piece on me?

NooOOOoooOOOooo...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

Apparently you need to suck Presidential Dick before the media will ... shit... take you seriously?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 04:11 PM (xaFKb)

211 4 Who else would fucking hunt a child?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:39 PM

Hamas! What do I win?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 03:40 PM (eYoxG)
----
You lucky fellow, tonight's prize is a Night In The Barrel!!!

Posted by: Ciampino - I like what mechanics wear overall. at November 28, 2023 04:12 PM (qfLjt)

212
Y'all are the ones who hate Mexicans but wear sombreros on Cinco.


And I suppose you refer to guacamole as "guac", you cultural appropriating melanin-surplused mangina.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote for Fen (then do it again)! at November 28, 2023 04:12 PM (xG4kz)

213 Carrion, my wayward son.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at November 28, 2023 04:12 PM (xPJvm)

214
Carron is far from being alone in his community for these views.

Posted by: Auspex at November 28, 2023 04:12 PM (j4U/Z)

215 208 Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 04:11 PM (MNhXM)

About as much as Obama debauched hetero females...

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:12 PM (X0I7i)

216 Obama is only 0.5 Black. So him wearing Black face is insulting to 100% African American people whom have Zero Roots to Africa

Posted by: Franklin Stein at November 28, 2023 04:12 PM (BKOUD)

217 I wish I still had one of those shirts and no way could you get away with that today. We need to go back to that mindset.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (l3Uxg)

I remember a few years back when someone leftist suggested a team called the "Fighting Whitey's" would be anathema but instead whites loved it and even made T Shirts.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:12 PM (eoQWY)

218 How much baseball do you think George Will played ?

Posted by: Drive by


After years of being picked last, he found his calling as a stats guy.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 28, 2023 04:12 PM (lTGtQ)

219 wearing a sombrero and the caption read
"No skip cabron"
I wish I still had one of those shirts and no way could you get away with that today. We need to go back to that mindset.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (l3Uxg)

That is awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2023 04:13 PM (ufFY8)

220 Time to change the "Karen" memes and jokes to "Carron"...more realistic.
(His momma should have just named him Sue, or Nancy, or... Shi'Thea'd)

Posted by: birddog at November 28, 2023 04:13 PM (1E8/t)

221 I have thoughts best not put into words.

Let's just say if someone were to publish something like this about my family, I would treat it as a threat.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 28, 2023 04:13 PM (tT6L1)

222 Hey Chicago. How about the Blackhawks Hockey Team ? That is RACIST and I demand you change the name now !

Posted by: Franklin Stein at November 28, 2023 04:14 PM (VYql4)

223 I've been calling for some constitutional amendments for a while, but does The Hill do a piece on me?

NooOOOoooOOOooo...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


* holds up cigar and waggles eyebrows at TJM *

Posted by: Bill C. at November 28, 2023 04:14 PM (nfrXX)

224 How much baseball do you think George Will played ?
Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 04:11 PM (MNhXM)

Never liked his stuff, seemed too forced. Now the dudes in the 1910's, they were good.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:14 PM (eoQWY)

225
I'm from Saginaw. Spent A LOT of time in Flint. I've never seen this many White people in Flint in my life.


All he needed was to toss Bay City into that mix and he would have fully encircled the asshole of Michigan.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote for Fen (then do it again)! at November 28, 2023 04:14 PM (xG4kz)

226 leg cheese?!?

leg cheese > Carron

Posted by: DanMan at November 28, 2023 04:15 PM (8uzBS)

227 "Funtari simulator" has eight times the active player base than a newly launched triple AAA game.

Funtari is a term unknown to me...is it short for "Fun Atari", and it's a popular emulator showing people like classic games?

Or is it a misspelling of Futanari, which, if you don't know what it is, you probably shouldn't Google on a work computer...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 28, 2023 04:15 PM (JCZqz)

228 219 wearing a sombrero and the caption read
"No skip cabron"
I wish I still had one of those shirts and no way could you get away with that today. We need to go back to that mindset.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (l3Uxg)

That is awesome.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2023 04:13 PM (ufFY

I'd like to add I and my brothers and the other boys on the team all wore those shirts to school and it was never a problem. It must've been the early 70s. It was a very popular shirt.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2023 04:15 PM (l3Uxg)

229 Damn I agree with Monica Lewinsky on the age limits . I must take another look at my position.

Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 04:15 PM (MNhXM)

230 Get rid of racism in sports! Every pro sport in American should mandate that the racial makeup of each team be reflective of the racial proportion of the population.

White: 75.5%
Black: 13.6%
American Indian/Alaskan Native: 1.3%
Asian: 6.3%
Pacific Islander: 0.3%
Two or more races: 3.0%
Hispanic: 19.1%

Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 04:15 PM (gmo/4)

231 So, serious question:

Can the people in Farscape actually speak language?

Their translator microbes translate for them, and everyone is injected at birth. So, why develop the need to actually speak?

Do they all just express themselves in a series of grunts that the translator microbes then fix into speech?

Or am I overthinking a dumb scifi trope designed to get a Terran into a new world of aliens?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

232 Carrion > Karen > Carron
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Carry on > Carrion > Karen > Carron

Posted by: Sam Brinton at November 28, 2023 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

233 remember a few years back when someone leftist suggested a team called the "Fighting Whitey's" would be anathema but instead whites loved it and even made T Shirts.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:12 PM (eoQWY)

No, that was an actual team in Ogalala, NE.
Basketball, amateur league or something, if I recall. The logo was a picture of a 50s-style white guy. Hilarious.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2023 04:15 PM (ufFY8)

234 As long as the game is moddable so they can insert pretty girls back in the hobby will survive.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:04 PM (eoQWY)

Mods are a blessing and a curse too, because I swear game developers are now counting on the modding communities to essentially fix their games post-release while keeping all the moolah.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 28, 2023 04:16 PM (uGhsv)

235 Hey Chicago. How about the Blackhawks Hockey Team ? That is RACIST and I demand you change the name now !
Posted by: Franklin Stein at November 28, 2023 04:14 PM (VYql4)

Abe Lincoln was a volunteer militia man/officer in the Black Hawk War.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:16 PM (eoQWY)

236 The only one full of hate and bigotry is this 'journalist'

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:16 PM (HdzIW)

237 214
Carron is far from being alone in his community for these views.
Posted by: Auspex at November 28, 2023 04:12 PM (j4U/Z)


The imbecile community?

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:16 PM (fNkOQ)

238 OT: My colleague at work has asked for ideas as to whom to invite for our annual lecture next year. I am about to suggest Victor Davis Hanson. The lecture is in October, and I don't plan to be working here then, but it would be fun.

No doubt the lefty heads here will explode.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 04:16 PM (J2vNu)

239
The thing he failed to note about that "concerning" Buffalo game was that all the black players had their manacles and shackles removed in full view of the fans. The Plantation imposes its will as it will.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote for Fen (then do it again)! at November 28, 2023 04:16 PM (xG4kz)

240 So, serious question:

Can the people in Farscape actually speak language?
......

Don't care as long as the blue chick squeals.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

241 236 The only one full of hate and bigotry is this 'journalist'
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:16 PM (HdzIW)

=========

I don't know.

I'm pretty filled with hate against wasps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

242 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_Whites

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2023 04:17 PM (hH3Px)

243 Now how did I know Carron J. Phillips would be "diverse," i.e., a person of choler?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2023 04:17 PM (eqpxU)

244 Hey, whatever happened to the Afternoon Aterton?

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at November 28, 2023 04:17 PM (l8gTz)

245 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_Whites

Yeah
I was close.
LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2023 04:17 PM (ufFY8)

246 234 As long as the game is moddable so they can insert pretty girls back in the hobby will survive.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:04 PM (eoQWY)

Mods are a blessing and a curse too, because I swear game developers are now counting on the modding communities to essentially fix their games post-release while keeping all the moolah.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 28, 2023 04:16 PM (uGhsv)

That can only go so far since a lot of sales are to people who don't mod and only play a game for a short while. First impressions are pretty important.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:18 PM (eYoxG)

247 217 I wish I still had one of those shirts and no way could you get away with that today. We need to go back to that mindset.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2023 04:09 PM (l3Uxg)

I remember a few years back when someone leftist suggested a team called the "Fighting Whitey's" would be anathema but instead whites loved it and even made T Shirts.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:12 PM (eoQWY)

I'd prefer the Ragin' Caucasians.

GO CAUCS!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2023 04:18 PM (wtvvX)

248 224 Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:14 PM (eoQWY)

It really was a different game in the deadball era.

I read Ty Cobb's biography and was interested enough to research his view on the game as a young man....

He rejected and resented comparisons to Babe Ruth because he understood that.

I sometimes wish there were a deadball league to stress the fielding and OBP stealing aspect.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:18 PM (X0I7i)

249 White: 75.5%
Black: 13.6%
American Indian/Alaskan Native: 1.3%
Asian: 6.3%
Pacific Islander: 0.3%
Two or more races: 3.0%
Hispanic: 19.1%

As the yuuutes would say this math isn’t mathing.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:18 PM (fNkOQ)

250 But were they WASP wasps?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:18 PM (HdzIW)

251
Who else would fucking hunt a child?


"Call us!"

-- the stranded prep school youths in "Lord of the Flies"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote for Fen (then do it again)! at November 28, 2023 04:18 PM (xG4kz)

252 249 White: 75.5%
Black: 13.6%
American Indian/Alaskan Native: 1.3%
Asian: 6.3%
Pacific Islander: 0.3%
Two or more races: 3.0%
Hispanic: 19.1%

As the yuuutes would say this math isn’t mathing.
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:18 PM (fNkOQ)

=======

Slay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

253 Although her hatred for journalists is extreme, this slender brunette knows that despite this, she does not hate journalists enough:
https://is.gd/Qu36IE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 04:19 PM (d04cU)

254 Mods are a blessing and a curse too, because I swear game developers are now counting on the modding communities to essentially fix their games post-release while keeping all the moolah.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 28, 2023 04:16 PM (uGhsv)

They just announced they are going to make Witcher THREE mod able. That's an 8 year old game.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 04:19 PM (xaFKb)

255 Don't care as long as the blue chick squeals.
Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

She had a nice rack.
I think there was a quick butt shot of her in an early episode.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2023 04:19 PM (ufFY8)

256 Or am I overthinking a dumb scifi trope designed to get a Terran into a new world of aliens?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

Yes

Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 04:19 PM (MNhXM)

257 The place Biden Resides is Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaast !!! We need to rename it to:

The Non-Melanin Pigment House.............

Posted by: Franklin Stein at November 28, 2023 04:19 PM (VYql4)

258 256 Or am I overthinking a dumb scifi trope designed to get a Terran into a new world of aliens?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

Yes
Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 04:19 PM (MNhXM)

======

I'm pretty sure that's not it.

I need answers, people!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

259 254 Mods are a blessing and a curse too, because I swear game developers are now counting on the modding communities to essentially fix their games post-release while keeping all the moolah.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 28, 2023 04:16 PM (uGhsv)

They just announced they are going to make Witcher THREE mod able. That's an 8 year old game.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 04:19 PM (xaFKb)

I've noticed major western devs are now taking a very long time to release new games. Used to be 3-5 years was a normal period between game releases, now it seems more like 8-10 or more.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:20 PM (eYoxG)

260 227 Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 28, 2023 04:15 PM (JCZqz)

Was avoiding the presice spelling like Pron...

you rons and ettes have been advised....

my point was there are a LOT of freaks out there.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:20 PM (X0I7i)

261 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_Whites
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2023 04:17 PM (hH3Px)

Now our lousy intramural teams at college were the "Generic Players" and we had white T shirts with "PLAYER" written on them with six squares to look like the cheap option in the groceries. We got Generic Beer for after parties.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:20 PM (eoQWY)

262 "And I think we've suffered enough for our reluctance to punch pussies"

I myself have no such compunctions; if you're weak, don't be an asshole. You do, don't be shocked when you get a smack.

Posted by: UGAdawg at November 28, 2023 04:20 PM (tRd71)

263 Every pro sport in American should mandate that the racial makeup of each team be reflective of the racial proportion of the population.

White: 75.5%
Black: 13.6%
American Indian/Alaskan Native: 1.3%
Asian: 6.3%
Pacific Islander: 0.3%
Two or more races: 3.0%
Hispanic: 19.1%

Posted by: Archer



This proves the dangers of an open border - we are now over populated by twenty percent.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 28, 2023 04:20 PM (lTGtQ)

264 Complainer's name is Carron. Apropos.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at November 28, 2023 04:20 PM (GXBev)

265 253 Although her hatred for journalists is extreme, this slender brunette knows that despite this, she does not hate journalists enough:
https://is.gd/Qu36IE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 04:19 PM (d04cU)

I prefer a bigger rack, but she is pretty!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2023 04:20 PM (wtvvX)

266 Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:18 PM (fNkOQ)

Where's that?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 04:21 PM (xaFKb)

267 259 I've noticed major western devs are now taking a very long time to release new games. Used to be 3-5 years was a normal period between game releases, now it seems more like 8-10 or more.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:20 PM (eYoxG)

========

Creative Assembly still hasn't made a single Total War game since Empire.

Not. One.

*hears objections beginning to form*

NOT! ONE!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

268 38 yeah well I've had enough of non-Italians talking with their hands and wearing wife beaters

y'all better cut that shit out
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 28, 2023 03:45 PM (AcWfM)

I only talk with one finger on each hand.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2023 03:46 PM (N39Ws)
----
So you do shorthand in Italian too, I see

Posted by: Ciampino - Sympathize with batteries as they are never included in anything at November 28, 2023 04:21 PM (qfLjt)

269 I am glad I dumped the NFL after 50 some years

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 04:21 PM (fwDg9)

270 267 259 I've noticed major western devs are now taking a very long time to release new games. Used to be 3-5 years was a normal period between game releases, now it seems more like 8-10 or more.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:20 PM (eYoxG)

========

Creative Assembly still hasn't made a single Total War game since Empire.

Not. One.

*hears objections beginning to form*

NOT! ONE!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

Empire and Shogun 2 are overrated.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:21 PM (eYoxG)

271 White: 75.5%
Black: 13.6%
American Indian/Alaskan Native: 1.3%
Asian: 6.3%
Pacific Islander: 0.3%
Two or more races: 3.0%
Hispanic: 19.1%

Posted by: Archer

Uh, Nationwide Whites are now under 60%.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 04:22 PM (xaFKb)

272 269 I am glad I dumped the NFL after 50 some years
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 04:21 PM (fwDg9)

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With that kind of commitment, you must have had to give up some of your property in the divorce.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

273 NHL Team: 23 players

White: 17.37 players
Black: 3.13
Indian/Alaskan Native: .3
Asian: 1.45
Pacific Islander: .007
Hispanic: 4.39

Totals 26.65 players. Have to cut 3.65 people.


Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 04:22 PM (gmo/4)

274 270 Empire and Shogun 2 are overrated.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:21 PM (eYoxG)

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I was gonna say Medieval 2, but I do really like Empire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

275 My alma mater changed the sportsball team names a few years ago. Then they sent a letter begging for money.

I replied with Go Old Team Name Go.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:22 PM (fNkOQ)

276 Carron...what a deliciously appropriate name.

Posted by: creeper at November 28, 2023 04:22 PM (cTCuP)

277 Yes they speak languages . You heard it when they visited earth.

Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 04:22 PM (MNhXM)

278 TJM

Well you could try a door hidden in a wardrobe... oh wait that's been done.

A gate? Morgaine kri Chya walks through and shoots the Gou'ald.

A black hole? Disney.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:23 PM (HdzIW)

279 212
Y'all are the ones who hate Mexicans but wear sombreros on Cinco.

And I suppose you refer to guacamole as "guac", you cultural appropriating melanin-surplused mangina.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote for Fen (then do it again)! at November 28, 2023 04:12 PM (xG4kz)

Yeah I like how he calls the holiday "Cinco", like he's in with the group. "Y'all" and "Cinco" in the same sentence, this guy is down with everyone.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 28, 2023 04:23 PM (lg881)

280
Why? Seriously, why? Be specific as to why it's "concerning."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


He thought Why-Tees were wise enough come within one hundred miles of either place. It rocked his foundational and deeply held belief in the intellectual superiority of Caucasians, it did.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote for Fen (then do it again)! at November 28, 2023 04:24 PM (xG4kz)

281 I prefer a bigger rack, but she is pretty!

She looks delectable, and will still do so in 30 years.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 04:24 PM (I/Qkd)

282 My alma mater changed the sportsball team names a few years ago. Then they sent a letter begging for money.

I replied with Go Old Team Name Go.
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:22 PM (fNkOQ)

Our sportsball team was the Battling Bears, and so far non-Battling Bears have not complained.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 04:24 PM (eoQWY)

283 Hey. I only report the government statistics. I don't guarantee the accuracy of their math!


Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 04:24 PM (gmo/4)

284 Nice hips on the Mannix girl.

And on Farscape, the dude got a 'translator worm' (some small Chekhov/Wrath of Khan critter) put in his ear, which solved the language issue.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2023 04:25 PM (ufFY8)

285 279 Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 28, 2023 04:23 PM (lg881)

He's a fucking retard, Cinco On Mayonnaise was invented functionally as a holiday by white frat boys who needed an excuse to drink...

seventh generation El Paso hispanics laugh their asses off about Cinco on Mayo I mean yeah they get drunk but they mock the hell out of it having ANY meaning beyond "drunk."

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:25 PM (X0I7i)

286 Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 03:55 PM (d04cU)

Uh....twenty-five or -six past four....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 04:25 PM (N3zMI)

287 Although her hatred for journalists is extreme, this slender brunette knows that despite this, she does not hate journalists enough:
https://is.gd/Qu36IE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 04:19 PM (d04cU)

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Looks like a young teenage Angelina Jolie.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 04:25 PM (A8P5R)

288 274 270 Empire and Shogun 2 are overrated.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:21 PM (eYoxG)

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I was gonna say Medieval 2, but I do really like Empire.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

Napoleon is I'd say just a general upgrade on Empire. I didn't think they did gunpowder warfare particularly well in either though, and cavalry was underpowered in both games.

Shogun 2 was pretty terribly balanced and scuffed, not that I didn't enjoy playing it, but it's weird that it gets such a positive online reputation. Although actual player counts tend to reflect my estimation of how good the games are better(such as Rome 2 being much more popular than Attila) than forums cred.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:26 PM (eYoxG)

289 Maybe it's a religious thing.

Let him continue Kung fuing the child.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 28, 2023 04:26 PM (6JynX)

290 If we are going to have a race war can we get on with it?

I'm not getting any younger.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 04:26 PM (ZLI7S)

291 For Sale:

Ford EV that is slightly used.

Battery only caught fire 2 times.

Runs like Joe Biden.

Make Offer .........

Posted by: Franklin Stein at November 28, 2023 04:26 PM (VYql4)

292 Aaaahhhchchually cinco de mayo is a very minor holiday in Mexico that isn’t even celebrated nationwide. It’s become an American holiday more or less created by the marketing teams of Mexican food companies and restaurants.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:27 PM (fNkOQ)

293 Looks like a young teenage Angelina Jolie.
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 04:25 PM (A8P5R)
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Or the love child of Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba.

I don't have a problem with that...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 04:27 PM (7fElN)

294 Fuutari simulator?

So GenZ?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:27 PM (HdzIW)

295 289 Shogun 2 was pretty terribly balanced and scuffed, not that I didn't enjoy playing it, but it's weird that it gets such a positive online reputation. Although actual player counts tend to reflect my estimation of how good the games are better(such as Rome 2 being much more popular than Attila) than forums cred.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:26 PM (eYoxG)

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If you gauged forum cred for quality films, shitty horror films from the 70s would be considered some of the world's highest efforts in cinema.

I'll trust the wisdom of the masses on this one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

296
If there is one thing that I cannot stand, it is virtue signalers who refuse to take down political signs from their premises for weeks at a time ...

... and now I are one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 04:27 PM (xG4kz)

297 If we are going to have a race war can we get on with it?

I'm not getting any younger.


Oh, boo freakin' hoo.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Manson at November 28, 2023 04:27 PM (I/Qkd)

298 White: 75.5%
Black: 13.6%
American Indian/Alaskan Native: 1.3%
Asian: 6.3%
Pacific Islander: 0.3%
Two or more races: 3.0%
Hispanic: 19.1%

As the yuuutes would say this math isn’t mathing.
Posted by: Montec

Do Filipino check off three boxes -
Asian
Pacific Islander
Hispanic

Cultural, they come across as more 'hispanic' than all below the US border than Mexican.

Argentina? Come on - the place is 80% German.
Peru? 95% Japanese...
%s may be off a bit, but come on, man!

And that 3.0% two or more races? Fairly certain that almost all "hispanic" are two or more otherwise they would just be "native american 1%

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 28, 2023 04:27 PM (cOq4q)

299 As for the use of "concerning" in the passive voice, I find it immensely annoying.

Just make a statement: "I am concerned." Or at the very least "this concerns me" (which is still passive voice, I know)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at November 28, 2023 04:27 PM (xPJvm)

300
I've been calling for some constitutional amendments for a while, but does The Hill do a piece on me?

NooOOOoooOOOooo...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

You didn't give Bill Clinton a rimmer.

Posted by: Or did you? at November 28, 2023 04:28 PM (r/JV0)

301 I just read a story for the gun thread. A man was arrested and when being processed for incarceration he was making a metal detector go off but a pat down and disrobe revealed no metal object. An xray revealed he had a smith and wesson compact 380 in his rectum.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2023 04:28 PM (MeG8a)

302 Time to change the "Karen" memes and jokes to "Carron"...more realistic.
_____

Carron pronounced as kah-RON, maybe?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 28, 2023 04:28 PM (fs1hN)

303 Where be my eye coins, MoFo?!!

Posted by: Carron at November 28, 2023 04:28 PM (krqg6)

304 Or the love child of Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba.

Huh. You're right.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 04:28 PM (I/Qkd)

305 299 Just make a statement: "I am concerned." Or at the very least "this concerns me" (which is still passive voice, I know)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at November 28, 2023 04:27 PM (xPJvm)

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"This concerns me" isn't passive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

306 And on Farscape, the dude got a 'translator worm' (some small Chekhov/Wrath of Khan critter) put in his ear, which solved the language issue.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2023 04:25 PM (ufFY
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You are probably thinking of the Babel fish from Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy.

On Farscape it was "translator microbes" injected into the bloodstream.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 04:28 PM (7fElN)

307 287 Although her hatred for journalists is extreme, this slender brunette knows that despite this, she does not hate journalists enough:
https://is.gd/Qu36IE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 04:19 PM (d04cU)

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Looks like a young teenage Angelina Jolie.
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 04:25 PM (A8P5R)

Jessica Alba.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 28, 2023 04:29 PM (lg881)

308 306 On Farscape it was "translator microbes" injected into the bloodstream.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 04:28 PM (7fElN)

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At birth!

No need to learn an alphabet then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

309 Fuutari simulator?

So GenZ?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:27 PM (HdzIW)

Can't spell futanari without "fun."

Posted by: Or "nut" at November 28, 2023 04:29 PM (r/JV0)

310 "Sports only save as an escape from society if you're white".
The struggle is real.

Posted by: PG at November 28, 2023 04:29 PM (gQbO4)

311 An xray revealed he had a smith and wesson compact 380 in his rectum.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2023 04:28 PM (MeG8a)


This gives a new slant on the term: Butthurt.

Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 04:29 PM (gmo/4)

312 Most of the people in the sportsball industry HATE you.

Its time to walk away.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 04:30 PM (XqcwY)

313 Totals 26.65 players. Have to cut 3.65 people.

Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 04:22 PM (gmo/4)

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Roughly equivalent to 1.0 Michael Moore.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 04:30 PM (A8P5R)

314 Yes!! Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie. Good call.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:30 PM (fNkOQ)

315
Yes, I am an out and proud Meat Eater, or, as I like to call it, "Vegan Adjacent".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 04:30 PM (xG4kz)

316 Jessica Alba >>>>>> Angelina Jolie

Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 04:30 PM (MNhXM)

317 292 Aaaahhhchchually cinco de mayo is a very minor holiday in Mexico that isn’t even celebrated nationwide. It’s become an American holiday more or less created by the marketing teams of Mexican food companies and restaurants.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:27 PM (fNkOQ)

Yep. The big holiday is Diez y Seis de Septiembre, which is Mexico's Independence Day.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2023 04:30 PM (wtvvX)

318 An xray revealed he had a smith and wesson compact 380 in his rectum.

Coulda kiltum.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2023 04:31 PM (nfrXX)

319 xray revealed he had a smith and wesson compact 380 in his rectum.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2023 04:28 PM (MeG8a)

Damn near killed 'im!

Posted by: Little Johnny at November 28, 2023 04:31 PM (r/JV0)

320 Off topic, but how long has King Harv been reading our Robert Heinlein comments?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 04:31 PM (aQy7p)

321 I am in the latter stages of a Terra Invicta campaign. (Fighting space aliens, like a Civilization game on steroids.) Learning a lot of geography.

It is sort of funny that your are the leader of a Deep State-like faction.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2023 04:31 PM (ufFY8)

322 Although actual player counts tend to reflect my estimation of how good the games are better(such as Rome 2 being much more popular than Attila) than forums cred.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Posted by: Some fan of the best total war game at November 28, 2023 04:31 PM (XqcwY)

323 An xray revealed he had a smith and wesson compact 380 in his rectum.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2023 04:28 PM (MeG8a)

This gives a new slant on the term: Butthurt.

Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 04:29 PM (gmo/4)

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Not to mention "Blow it out your ass, pal!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 04:31 PM (A8P5R)

324 Can the people in Farscape actually speak language?

Their translator microbes translate for them, and everyone is injected at birth. So, why develop the need to actually speak?

Do they all just express themselves in a series of grunts that the translator microbes then fix into speech?

Or am I overthinking a dumb scifi trope designed to get a Terran into a new world of aliens?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:15 PM (GBKbO)
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There are a few later episodes where we here the characters speak in their "native tongues" when the get to Earth. Claudia Black did an actual party trick or something where she speaks backwards (for real).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (7fElN)

325 OT-Another positive story-Judge was tired of sending kids through the criminal justice justice system. He set up a ranch n CA for selected kids for vocational training school and for help with reading, writing and math:

https://tinyurl.com/khwnm7mx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (RSbhh)

326 xray revealed he had a smith and wesson compact 380 in his rectum.

So like that womyn who was packing in her vajayjay

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (HdzIW)

327 I am glad I dumped the NFL after 50 some years
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 04:21 PM (fwDg9)

So, you're not really 29 !

(P.S. It ain't warm out thar.)

Posted by: JT at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (T4tVD)

328 324 There are a few later episodes where we here the characters speak in their "native tongues" when the get to Earth. Claudia Black did an actual party trick or something where she speaks backwards (for real).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (7fElN)

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Why did David Lynch never call?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

329 >13 >>>5 Rock that hat, Ace. Rock it.

THANK YOU!

I know that show made a joke out of it, but I really think I could pull it off!

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2023 03:42 PM (KRtlO)


The only question really is, does garrett like it on you?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (sjdRT)

330 Jessica Alba has bigger bewbs and Angelina had hers cut off.
But the face does look like them.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (v0R5T)

331 Personally I think the coming race war(s) are going to be among the blacks and the browns. The animosity between them is growing every day. Mostly because of the illegals being moved to the head of the 'free shit line.'

Blacks in traditional ghettos are being displaced.

They ain't none too happy about that either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (Q4IgG)

332 322 Although actual player counts tend to reflect my estimation of how good the games are better(such as Rome 2 being much more popular than Attila) than forums cred.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Posted by: Some fan of the best total war game at November 28, 2023 04:31 PM (XqcwY)

Khorne Flakes are a chaotic part of this nutritious breakfast.

Posted by: Now with marshmallow skulls! at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (r/JV0)

333 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:26 PM (eYoxG)
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I really liied the worldwide scope of Empire.

I'm currnetly playing Troy in Mythos mode. Just stood off a massive army of Spartans playing as Thrace.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 28, 2023 04:33 PM (ScR16)

334 I’m surprised the chiefs are still allowed to be the chiefs. Same with Florida State seminoles.
.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:33 PM (fNkOQ)

335 I just read a story for the gun thread. A man was arrested and when being processed for incarceration he was making a metal detector go off but a pat down and disrobe revealed no metal object. An xray revealed he had a smith and wesson compact 380 in his rectum.
Posted by: gourmand du jour


Saw a convict AFTER they pulled a 16 oz Sue Pree hand lotion bottle out. Well, they didn't actually pull it out. It fell out on it's own. He was smuggling paint thinner from the furniture factory into the cell blocks for the huffers.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 04:33 PM (spU3M)

336 I'll trust the wisdom of the masses on this one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

My take is that people like faction diversity, even if they don't play all of them. That is, genuine differences in playstyle and combat instead of mostly being reskins of each other. Every Total War without it since Napoleon has had poor sales.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:33 PM (eYoxG)

337 At birth!

No need to learn an alphabet then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:29 PM (GBKbO)
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I don't think they ever showed an alien alphabet on the show (probably to save money). The controls on ships didn't seem to have any rational symbols to identify their function (like, "DON'T PRESS THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON")

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 04:34 PM (7fElN)

338 325 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (RSbhh)

Society is either going to break, or in the sense of horses a lot of people are going to need broken.

Prayers for those criminals trying to go straight.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:34 PM (X0I7i)

339 336 My take is that people like faction diversity, even if they don't play all of them. That is, genuine differences in playstyle and combat instead of mostly being reskins of each other. Every Total War without it since Napoleon has had poor sales.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 04:33 PM (eYoxG)

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You can play Medieval as a country other than England?

Nobody told me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

340 You are probably thinking of the Babel fish from Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy.

On Farscape it was "translator microbes" injected into the bloodstream.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 04:28 PM (7fElN)

I defer to your wisdom. Been a while since I saw both of those.

And speaking of naked sci-fi chicks, remember Zev (?) in Lexx?


And I did nearly conflate the Babel fish.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2023 04:34 PM (ufFY8)

341 Dargo speaks snippets of his own language on occasion. So, yes, they have actual languages. A translator can't translate gibberish. If you injected a cat with translator microbes, "meow" would not be translated into, "Say, my good man, when the hezmana is dinner?" The microbes translate. They don't read minds.

Posted by: translator microbes translate at November 28, 2023 04:34 PM (FHllF)

342 Personally I think the coming race war(s) are going to be among the blacks and the browns.'

Much like Asians.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 04:34 PM (/BBNv)

343 337 I don't think they ever showed an alien alphabet on the show (probably to save money). The controls on ships didn't seem to have any rational symbols to identify their function (like, "DON'T PRESS THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON")
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 04:34 PM (7fElN)

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Need to be able to tell the difference between Moya's self-destruct and her G-spot somehow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

344 Saw a convict AFTER they pulled a 16 oz Sue Pree hand lotion bottle out. Well, they didn't actually pull it out. It fell out on it's own. He was smuggling paint thinner from the furniture factory into the cell blocks for the huffers.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 04:33 PM


Wait...a pint bottle...fell...out of his ass?

Gay.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 04:35 PM (aQy7p)

345 325 OT-Another positive story-Judge was tired of sending kids through the criminal justice justice system. He set up a ranch n CA for selected kids for vocational training school and for help with reading, writing and math:

https://tinyurl.com/khwnm7mx
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (RSbhh)

How much is he grifting off the operation?

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:35 PM (fNkOQ)

346 xray revealed he had a smith and wesson compact 380 in his rectum.

So like that womyn who was packing in her vajayjay
Posted by: Anna Puma


Vajayjays are bigger. I've never passed an 8 lb bowling ball out my backside like a woman passes a baby.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 04:35 PM (spU3M)

347 Why did David Lynch never call?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (GBKbO)
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He was probably too busy being an uncredited "creative consultant" for Lexx. (that was one weird show).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 04:35 PM (7fElN)

348 xray revealed he had a smith and wesson compact 380 in his rectum.

Now THAT'S concealed carry.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2023 04:36 PM (wtvvX)

349 Looks like a young teenage Angelina Jolie.
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale

How can you say that, and then not have the decency to add some pics?!?! For shame.

https://tinyurl.com/mvj4h6sj

And yes, the resemblance is strong.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 28, 2023 04:36 PM (4OfdQ)

350 Just had a look at the compact 380. Weighs a pound, striker fire, no safety, and (I love this) a built in flashlight!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2023 04:36 PM (MeG8a)

351
Khorne Flakes are a chaotic part of this nutritious breakfast.


How you expected the Apocalypse would come about: Well, Khorne has gotten be happy with WWIII now right?

How you feared the Apocalypse would come about: Well, Tzeentch has to be happy with all these radiation induced mutations...

How the actual real Apocalypse we are living through came about: Hmm, child sex and trannies...Slaanesh takes this one

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 04:36 PM (XqcwY)

352 >Wait...a pint bottle...fell...out of his ass?

Gay.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 04:35 PM (aQy7p)


This better not happen to any of the maple syrup I send to all the Mo-Me's.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 28, 2023 04:36 PM (sjdRT)

353 Translation microbes?

How did they do with the Hungarian/English dictionary?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:36 PM (HdzIW)

354 Aaaahhhchchually cinco de mayo is a very minor holiday in Mexico that isn’t even celebrated nationwide. It’s become an American holiday more or less created by the marketing teams of Mexican food companies and restaurants.
Posted by: Montec

American Way - take something mundane in the Homeland and make it the fuvkin greatest evah!

Ever had a fortune cookie in China?
It's just a rice cracker.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 28, 2023 04:36 PM (cOq4q)

355 Prayers for those criminals trying to go straight.
Posted by: sven'

Get a job, go to Church, and stop believing you are going to be King Of The World.

Also, stop fighting over women, stop blaming everything on everyone else, and stop stealing shit from everyone. And don't assume when you get your ass kicked for stealing don't feel 'wronged'.
Also, stop selling and doing drugs.

Fuck your prayers.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 04:38 PM (/BBNv)

356 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

Sometimes my curiosity overwhelms my good sense. And then I have to laugh and say "well, you asked for it."

Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2023 04:38 PM (nfrXX)

357 Translation microbes?

How did they do with the Hungarian/English dictionary?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023


***
They'd be utterly flummoxed by Navajo or Basque.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 04:38 PM (J2vNu)

358 Zev Bellringer was ridiculously smoking hot. Weird damn show overall though.

Posted by: Lexx was extremely weird at November 28, 2023 04:38 PM (r/JV0)

359 How much is he grifting off the operation?
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:35 PM (fNkOQ)

Why don't you ask him?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2023 04:38 PM (RSbhh)

360 Some people are whacked

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 04:38 PM (fwDg9)

361 How did they do with the Hungarian/English dictionary?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:36 PM (HdzIW)
------
I will not buy this tobacconist - it is scratched.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 28, 2023 04:38 PM (ScR16)

362 Zev Bellringer was ridiculously smoking hot. Weird damn show overall though.

The redhead or the blonde?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 04:38 PM (XqcwY)

363 Wait...a pint bottle...fell...out of his ass?

Gay.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Yes. His nickname was Big Mama. Yes. He was gay. And about 6'5".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 04:39 PM (spU3M)

364 Don't look now but it appears Shellenberger and Taibbi have uncovered a much bigger censorship effort that centered around the 2020 election and it was international in scope.

https://tinyurl.com/wrdjdnpn

But there was no interference in the 2020 election.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

365 I found out recently that Taco Bell had restaurants in Mexico in the 90s (I think). They lasted a couple of years before shutting the whole operation down.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:39 PM (fNkOQ)

366 Fuck your prayers.
Posted by: LenNeal

Ah yes, I see this attitude on the Left all the time. The call to action after every shooting..."fuck your thoughts and prayers, ban guns now!"

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 28, 2023 04:39 PM (JCZqz)

367 Another positive story-Judge was tired of sending kids through the criminal justice justice system. He set up a ranch n CA for selected kids for vocational training school and for help with reading, writing and math:

--

Like "Untamed Youth," starring Mamie van Doren. As featured on MST 3k. Turns out the ranch owner was not a good man, and was in cahoots with the lady judge.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at November 28, 2023 04:39 PM (xPJvm)

368 347 Why did David Lynch never call?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (GBKbO)
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He was probably too busy being an uncredited "creative consultant" for Lexx. (that was one weird show).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 04:35 PM (7fElN)

Was that the one with the...Erect...ship?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 04:40 PM (ynpvh)

369 Off topic, but how long has King Harv been reading our Robert Heinlein comments?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

King Harv's Bugz - You Will Eat our Giant Bugz and Love Them

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 28, 2023 04:40 PM (cOq4q)

370 355 Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 04:38 PM (/BBNv)

Cut you a deal I'll pray for people to find the strength of their morals and you find a new hobby.

If I have ever come across in a single post on this forum as being soft on crime and you can show it to me I will pull the fade for a year.

There's the challenge, thanks.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:40 PM (X0I7i)

371 Fuck your prayers.
Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 04:38 PM (/BBNv)

O.K. I see we're getting into the verbally abusive part of the evening. See some of you tomorrow morning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2023 04:40 PM (RSbhh)

372 Ever had a fortune cookie in China?
......

yep. Mine said: "Beware of drinking coke".

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

373
I'm putting my money on Julio, down by the schoolyard, as the eventual winner.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 04:40 PM (enJYY)

374 Blake's Seven and Liberator?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:40 PM (HdzIW)

375 366 Ah yes, I see this attitude on the Left all the time. The call to action after every shooting..."fuck your thoughts and prayers, ban guns now!"
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 28, 2023 04:39 PM (JCZqz)

=========

And when it's discovered that none of the proposed laws would have prevented this particular tragedy they're yelling about, they fall back on, "We have to do something! Everyone's dying! I'm afraid to go outside!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 04:40 PM (GBKbO)

376 Fuck your prayers.
Posted by: LenNeal

Ah yes, I see this attitude on the Left all the time. The call to action after every shooting..."fuck your thoughts and prayers, ban guns now!"
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison


If Democrats would stop shooting people, gun violence would drop by 90%.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 04:41 PM (spU3M)

377 352 >Wait...a pint bottle...fell...out of his ass?

Gay.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 04:35 PM (aQy7p)


This better not happen to any of the maple syrup I send to all the Mo-Me's.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 28, 2023 04:36 PM (sjdRT)

French toast, baby!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 04:41 PM (ynpvh)

378 356 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

Sometimes my curiosity overwhelms my good sense. And then I have to laugh and say "well, you asked for it."
Posted by: Oddbob

Awww....now I feel bad. The thread is about to end, so I grabbed the first "Ackbar-worthy" girl I could find. She's not my usual pick of the litter, though...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 28, 2023 04:41 PM (JCZqz)

379 365 I found out recently that Taco Bell had restaurants in Mexico in the 90s (I think). They lasted a couple of years before shutting the whole operation down.
____

The Mexicans didn't care for Montezuma's Revenge?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 28, 2023 04:41 PM (fs1hN)

380 354 Aaaahhhchchually cinco de mayo is a very minor holiday in Mexico that isn’t even celebrated nationwide. It’s become an American holiday more or less created by the marketing teams of Mexican food companies and restaurants.
Posted by: Montec

American Way - take something mundane in the Homeland and make it the fuvkin greatest evah!

Ever had a fortune cookie in China?
It's just a rice cracker.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 28, 2023 04:36 PM (cOq4q)

Is a rice cracker some asian guy that acts white?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 04:41 PM (ynpvh)

381 366 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 28, 2023 04:39 PM (JCZqz)

In response to my cautioning Fenlon that either society was going to "break" or like horses the salvageable crooks need broken.

Broken in that context is giving them the ability to have dignity, learn skills, and then either apply them or not.

IOW "breaking their spirit" if "spirit" is "grabbing the ring."

Cool stuff, glad I quit twitter.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 04:42 PM (X0I7i)

382 American Way - take something mundane in the Homeland and make it the fuvkin greatest evah!

Ever had a fortune cookie in China?
It's just a rice cracker.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 28, 2023 04:36 PM (cOq4q)

I am reminded of Trump's Cinco de Mayo tweet. "Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!"

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 28, 2023 04:42 PM (lg881)

383 Since climate warming global change is going to kill us all anyway, why worry about “gun violence”?

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:42 PM (fNkOQ)

384 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 28, 2023 04:36 PM (4OfdQ)

I hate you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 04:42 PM (3Gtis)

385
The Covington Kids Part II: The Covington Kid, the sequel.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2023 04:42 PM (EnTwl)

386 Forty minutes until I can tiptoe out of here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 04:43 PM (J2vNu)

387 Forty minutes until I can tiptoe out of here.

Tulip factory?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:43 PM (HdzIW)

388 365 I found out recently that Taco Bell had restaurants in Mexico in the 90s (I think). They lasted a couple of years before shutting the whole operation down.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:39 PM (fNkOQ)

Mostly in Mexico City, IIRC.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 04:43 PM (ynpvh)

389
You know, how like "Alien" is the sequel to "Aliens."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2023 04:43 PM (EnTwl)

390 On the Sports Ill thing local radio guy said journalists should have learned to code before the code learned to journalist.

Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2023 04:43 PM (dWjpk)

391 Zev Bellringer was ridiculously smoking hot. Weird damn show overall though.

The redhead or the blonde?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 04:38 PM (XqcwY)

Redhead > Platinum blonde
Barely.

Both were hot, but the pouty lips were my tiebreaker.

The Blake's 7 chick had it sort of going on too.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2023 04:44 PM (ufFY8)

392 Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 04:38 PM (/BBNv)

Maybe less vitriol and ad hominem.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 04:44 PM (3Gtis)

393 I am reminded of Trump's Cinco de Mayo tweet. "Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!"
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 28, 2023 04:42 PM (lg881)

Possibly the best tweet in the history of twitter.

The other contender?

"ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision."

Both tweets of art by the same man.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2023 04:44 PM (mj0Qp)

394 Sports fans in general have become really liberal over the last few years. Really odd

Sports writers are 99.9% of the time insufferable douchebags with a chip on their shoulder

Posted by: Equate at November 28, 2023 04:44 PM (Ltgtd)

395 The Blake's 7 chick had it sort of going on too.

The blonde or the Federation dominatrix?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:44 PM (HdzIW)

396

What if it turns out this kid is part injun.....AND black?!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2023 04:45 PM (EnTwl)

397 Is a rice cracker some asian guy that acts white?
Posted by: jim

In Hawaii I heard,
Banana, and
Potato

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 28, 2023 04:45 PM (cOq4q)

398 244 Hey, whatever happened to the Afternoon Aterton?
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm



Too white.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 28, 2023 04:45 PM (sAmhv)

399 369 Off topic, but how long has King Harv been reading our Robert Heinlein comments?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

King Harv's Bugz - You Will Eat our Giant Bugz and Love Them

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 28, 2023 04:40 PM (cOq4q)

What's better than lots of tiny bugs? One BIG bug!
Reminds me of SNL skit that had a "commercial" in it, where the announcer says, "Why settle for lots of little beans, when you can have ONE BIG BEAN!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 04:45 PM (ynpvh)

400 I haven't read all the comments here, but I think it's funny that the guy's name sounds just like "Karen".

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 28, 2023 04:46 PM (rkb59)

401
Can't wait for the AI-generated Swimsuit Issue.

It certainly can't be any worse than the drek they've churned out the last few years filled with body-positive oceangoing mammals.
Posted by: Tex Lovera


SI's forthcoming "Bikinis on Manatees" issue will break the Internet!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 04:46 PM (xG4kz)

402 372 Ever had a fortune cookie in China?
......

yep. Mine said: "Beware of drinking coke".

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

"Everbody knows you snort if off under-age hookers"--Hunter

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 04:46 PM (ynpvh)

403 Bikinis on manatees?

Oh the huge manatees....

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:46 PM (HdzIW)

404 362 Zev Bellringer was ridiculously smoking hot. Weird damn show overall though.

The redhead or the blonde?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 04:38 PM (XqcwY)

Yes.

Posted by: Had more of a thing for Xenia Seeberg though tbh at November 28, 2023 04:46 PM (r/JV0)

405 394 Sports fans in general have become really liberal over the last few years. Really odd



As the leagues became woke their fan bases reflected it as well. Makes sense.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 04:46 PM (fNkOQ)

406 384 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 28, 2023 04:36 PM (4OfdQ)

I hate you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 04:42 PM (3Gtis)

Hey, it came with a warning.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 04:47 PM (ynpvh)

407 NOOD

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 04:47 PM (J2vNu)

408 There's a nood.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2023 04:47 PM (nfrXX)

409 396

What if it turns out this kid is part injun.....AND black?!
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2023 04:45 PM (EnTwl)

Then his pasty white mom will have some 'splainin to do to her pasty white husband.

Posted by: Maury we need you at November 28, 2023 04:48 PM (r/JV0)

410 Most of them little fellas around here are not Mexican. May 5 is just another day. The Caribbean folks are big on Labor Day but for their own reasons. Jamaicans like 8/18

Posted by: Jamaica at November 28, 2023 04:51 PM (Eeb9P)

411 I always had a thing for Chiana from Farscape.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 28, 2023 04:52 PM (lg881)

412 I saw a guy wearing green face paint at a Boston Celtics game.

Clearly racist against Vulcans.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2023 04:54 PM (W5ArC)

413 I live in a Majority Hispanic town... I've never seen or heard ANY of them bitching about white folks on Cinco

If there is one thing all cultures can agree on, it is "celebrating a victory over the French"

Posted by: Chuck C at November 28, 2023 04:55 PM (xttsV)

414 Personally I think the coming race war(s) are going to be among the blacks and the browns.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2023 04:32 PM (Q4IgG)

Steelers/Browns games aren't THAT tough

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 05:06 PM (eoQWY)

415 The Blake's 7 chick had it sort of going on too.

The blonde or the Federation dominatrix?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 04:44 PM (HdzIW)

President and Supreme Commander Servalan, you heathen.

Or Commissioner Sleer, take your pick.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 05:15 PM (eoQWY)

416 The people in SPAIN are universally considered "White", while those they conquered, killed, colonized and enslaved, all around the globe, are now called "Hispanic", I guess THAT is their only real Shared Heritage. "We are the Proud Peoples subjugated by Catholic Conquistadors, and robbed of ALL of our wealth, as well as health", being a global consortium of losers is something to be "Proud" of?...same folks are also known as "Latinos" though NONE speak Latin.
PS: All of America is actually "Hispanic", The Italian Columbus was a mere hireling/employee, the Stronk Matriarch(Qweeen!) of Spain paid for the trip and reaped the rewards,
Read some time just how big of an ASSHOLE Vasco DeGamma was.

Posted by: birddog at November 28, 2023 06:17 PM (1E8/t)

417 Sue him, beat the shit out of him or both. Set an example.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 28, 2023 06:51 PM (Qt4kF)

418 I love to suck my dog's dick.

Posted by: jbspry at November 28, 2023 06:58 PM (s78zi)

419 Sue Carron's ass off. I bet he's worth at least 35 cents. Its hard making a living shoplifting and rolling drunks.

Posted by: Jane at November 28, 2023 07:00 PM (EcD5Y)

420 Except the kid was an American Indian, Chumash, so the Marxist Democrat is actually triggered by American Indians. I am so tired of these racist Marxists.

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