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Joe Biden Attempts to Make Light of His Decrepitude But Instead Puts the Issue on the Front Burner
Joe Biden actually released this picture on his new Twitter timeline (@joebiden). Or, you know, had one of the "young people" (age: 54) post it for him.
This is real. I guess he's trying to make a joke about his age and suggest it's no big deal. But instead, he illustrates how bey old he is. This is like one of those analogies where they go, "A billion dollars, in one dollar bills, stacked one on top of the other would be as tall as Mount Everest" or whatever. Joe Biden is so old that if you put one candle on a cake for every age he has been alive and set them all on fire, the light bloom from the ensuing conflagration would blow out the light sensors in a digital camera. That's not a joke, I mean that literally. That's what actually happened when Biden ignited the Candle Bonfire on his cake.
Well, @JoeBiden’s 81st birthday cake sure does look familiar. pic.twitter.com/I98Bo7hT3J
— Matt Margolis (@mattmargolis) November 21, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2023 02:11 PM (WFHMd)
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2023 02:11 PM (SvfV7)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2023 02:12 PM (mj0Qp)
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2023 02:12 PM (WFHMd)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:12 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2023 02:13 PM (mj0Qp)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 02:13 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 21, 2023 02:13 PM (Ro6mI)
yeah hold on the guy I got this from made that point, I should have included it.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2023 02:13 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2023 02:13 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:13 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2023 02:13 PM (mj0Qp)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 21, 2023 02:13 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2023 02:11 PM
Given who's "running" the White House at the moment, I'd assume either none of them actually work/have been disconnected so Hunter's crack pipe doesn't set them off *or* they're all chirping all the time anyway.
Posted by: Bert G at November 21, 2023 02:14 PM (VARTN)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2023 02:14 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2023 02:14 PM (GDTIC)
Posted by: gp's Tension Processing Unit at November 21, 2023 02:14 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2023 02:14 PM (FQmDC)
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Abraham Lincoln has entered the chat.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:14 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2023 02:14 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: gp's Tension Processing Unit at November 21, 2023 02:14 PM (MvF+J)
amazing
worth many thousands of words!
and the way he grasps the table?!? dude what?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2023 02:15 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: gp's Tension Processing Unit at November 21, 2023 02:15 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2023 02:15 PM (BpYfr)
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Abraham Lincoln has entered the chat.
Puddinhead YES YES YES
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2023 02:15 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:15 PM (pohLc)
Someone made the decision to put him in front of that cake, just like they do with everything else, and he just does what he's told.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2023 02:15 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2023 02:16 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2023 02:16 PM (KRtlO)
yeah hold on the guy I got this from made that point, I should have included it.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2023 02:13 PM (KRtlO)
Nice addition
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2023 02:16 PM (WFHMd)
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2023 02:16 PM (gmo/4)
I guess you risk prison, but still.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 21, 2023 02:16 PM (GaiJ7)
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2023 02:16 PM (FQmDC)
I mean I hope there were several
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2023 02:16 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2023 02:16 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 21, 2023 02:16 PM (ckJXq)
Posted by: Just Sayin at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (HRQvT)
Cartoon dog with everything around him on fire.
https://tinyurl.com/yqlbwjrp
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (GaiJ7)
Trip the White House halon for extra festive fun.
Posted by: gp's Tension Processing Unit at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (KRtlO)
Biden confuses Taylor Swift, Britney Spears in botched turkey pardon joke
https://tinyurl.com/v427bjry
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (fwDg9)
Joe Biden abruptly leaves his Turkey Pardon and goes inside in his signature weird jog.
https://tinyurl.com/2hv4589x
At least it has nice music -- Three Cheers for the Red, White and Blue.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 02:18 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 21, 2023 02:18 PM (xPl2J)
Well not quite as long as f***k. That has been going on for a very, very long time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2023 02:18 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 21, 2023 02:18 PM (GaiJ7)
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2023 02:11 PM (SvfV7)
All the smoke alarms in the WH are disabled. Been that way since January 21, 2021. Because they were being triggered at least three times every hour by clouds of foul particles from Decrepit Joe's ghastly flatulence.
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2023 02:18 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2023 02:18 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 21, 2023 02:18 PM (B1FKF)
And the Indians said he bogarted the pumpkin pie.
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2023 02:18 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2023 02:18 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2023 02:18 PM (BoX/+)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:18 PM (ntk8v)
Black President's are what this country needs now to end Trump's and the Police hatred of persons of color .......
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at November 21, 2023 02:18 PM (VYql4)
Posted by: Just Lily at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (7oKtF)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (OYxA4)
Tall chick interviewed by Daniel Tosh.
https://youtu.be/akckz4eJaQw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
A one. She seems nice actually. But not super hot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (GaiJ7)
The choices: Cheat Biden back into office or let Trump win.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (z5vMw)
Posted by: Yoda at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (ZZttp)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (BoX/+)
Black President's are what this country needs now to end Trump's and the Police hatred of persons of color .......
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at November 21, 2023 02:18 PM (VYql4)
How's his breath?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: gp's Tension Processing Unit at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (MvF+J)
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I've never like pumpkin pie. It sucks.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 21, 2023 02:20 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 21, 2023 02:20 PM (z5vMw)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 21, 2023 02:20 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2023 02:20 PM (FQmDC)
Why is he holding the table? Where are the plates, forks and napkins?
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at November 21, 2023 02:20 PM (AD14M)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 21, 2023 02:21 PM (XWuHt)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 21, 2023 02:20 PM (z5vMw)
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"I'm all ears!" - Joe Biden
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2023 02:21 PM (BoX/+)
he grips a lot of things like he's clinging desperately to the Mortal Plane
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2023 02:21 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (ntk8v)
Puddinhead NO NO NO
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2023 02:21 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 21, 2023 02:20 PM (ytSiK)
How long do you think until Amy Schumer steals his jokes?
Posted by: Flyguy at November 21, 2023 02:21 PM (OYxA4)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 02:21 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (AcWfM)
On the positive side, it looks like Joe got some more coke for his birthday.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (zB/T/)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (ntk8v)
You obviously never had green bean casserole (dog puke casserole).
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Puddinhead a
it's so good. you're like all fucked-up right now, you need so see a doctor to find out what made you a retard
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (bLe0J)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (ntk8v)
Puddinhead NO NO NO
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Pecan, Pecan, Pecan
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (NpAcC)
oh no he did
they have an assembly line full of these clones so they just replaced it
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (Qfk4E)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (ntk8v)
I agree
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2023 02:23 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2023 02:23 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 02:23 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 21, 2023 02:23 PM (c12Xv)
Better get used to lots of heat, Joe.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:12 PM
He read the contract, he knows the heat is coming.
Posted by: Prince of Darkness at November 21, 2023 02:23 PM (enJYY)
he grips a lot of things like he's clinging desperately to the Mortal Plane
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2023 02:21 PM (KRtlO)
What happens when those drugs really kick in.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 21, 2023 02:23 PM (zB/T/)
Posted by: J. Carter, Rabbit Aficionado at November 21, 2023 02:23 PM (HRQvT)
Posted by: m at November 21, 2023 02:23 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2023 02:23 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (ntk8v)
Puddinhead NO NO NO
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Pecan, Pecan, Pecan
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:22 PM (ntk8v)
Sweet Potato Pie. Begun the Pie Was have.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 21, 2023 02:23 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (GaiJ7)
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Tuna casserole is the worst but but bean casserole is a close second. The early 60s featured a lot of casseroles and they all sucked.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:19 PM (ntk8v)
I agree
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2023 02:23 PM (bs+z0)
It's supposed to be a garnish for the whipping cream.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (zB/T/)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (Qfk4E)
Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (63Dwl)
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You should.
He's one day closer to Death.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (tA1/w)
Posted by: Guy who thinks it's always beginning (Pie Division) at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: gp's Tension Processing Unit at November 21, 2023 02:25 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2023 02:25 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2023 02:25 PM (gmo/4)
Let's discuss Foods That Are Also Other Foods
For instance: a Pickle is also a Cucumber.
And, a Prune is also a Raisin.
What are your Foods That Are Also Other Foods?
Posted by: Yoda at November 21, 2023 02:25 PM (ZZttp)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 02:25 PM (xcxpd)
The end.
I also like whipped and/or ice cream if it's available. And a cup of coffee.
Thanksgiving is maybe my favorite holiday.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 21, 2023 02:25 PM (GaiJ7)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 21, 2023 02:25 PM (fs1hN)
Joe's 'wisdom' backfires again with his "I'm old, so what, pal?" charade.
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2023 02:26 PM (5fDan)
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You can put whipping cream on anything. Just don't bother eating pumpkin. Squash is good but not in a fucking pie.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:26 PM (ntk8v)
A hot dog is also a thing I shove into my vaginal maw
wait maybe i misunderstood the assignment
Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 21, 2023 02:26 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:26 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2023 02:26 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2023 02:26 PM (t8QF6)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (NBtzd)
https://youtu.be/akckz4eJaQw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Holly: Boys didn't want to date me because I was so tall.
Tosh: Are you sure it wasn't your personality, and you just use the excuse it was because you're so tall?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (63Dwl)
Heat Pump Cake.
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (gmo/4)
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Rhubarb is up there with persimmon of things I have never eaten.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (AcWfM)
MM isn’t accused of creating the instances. X is saying that MM rigged its own feed to maximize the potential that the feed would generate the instances. Here’s the other thing: MM did this using publicly-available feed preferences.
The gist is that MM was trying really hard (using feed preferences) to find instances of racist content juxtaposed against ads (instances that did exist). MM then made it seem like these incidents happened all the time to make it seem like there was so much racist content on X.
It’s sort like going to a wedding, taking 500 pics, and then searching through to find only those where the bride looks fat, and then saying “hey, the bride is fat and I have these pics to show it!”
Deceptive? Yes. But legally actionable? A leftwing judge would toss it the fuck out in 5 minutes. A real judge? Let's hope not.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (iFTx/)
Maybe the Democrats had a plan.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (NpAcC)
they really push the hell out of persimmons this time of year
WHY
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (tA1/w)
Black President's are what this country needs now to end Trump's and the Police hatred of persons of color .......
I mean - you think the lyrics 'Don't stand so close to me' means hatred of persons of color?
Posted by: Prince of Darkness at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (enJYY)
Biden confuses Taylor Swift, Britney Spears in botched turkey pardon joke
https://tinyurl.com/v427bjry
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (krqg6)
I hope he didn't try to make some clever joke about "white meat"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (D7oie)
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Tu es connard! A raisin is, what you call, a grape!
Posted by: French Dude at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (j3VnU)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (ZZttp)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 21, 2023 02:28 PM (xT7BI)
Maybe the Democrats had a plan.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (NpAcC)
That's what I was thinking
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2023 02:28 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (ntk8v)
Those casseroles were accentuated in photography back then by the color balance of Ektacolor and CMYK printing in magazines and cookbooks back in the day. Everything was baby shit brown and bile yellow/green.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 21, 2023 02:28 PM (zB/T/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2023 02:28 PM (6hHAx)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 21, 2023 02:28 PM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2023 02:28 PM (NBtzd)
Posted by: J. Carter, Rabbit Aficionado at November 21, 2023 02:23 PM (HRQvT)
Yeah, but no one's around to make you a cake anymore, dude.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2023 02:28 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 02:28 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:28 PM (pohLc)
WHY
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They are good for you. And, don't ask any more questions
Posted by: Big Persimmon at November 21, 2023 02:29 PM (fs1hN)
Simple Biden met a pie man going to the fair
Said Simple Biden to the pie man let me smell your hair
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2023 02:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2023 02:29 PM (ZZttp)
JUST IN: Multiple People Injured After Lamppost Falls at Disneyland
https://tinyurl.com/mtzws8b6
||ANAHEIM, CA. – Strong winds caused a light pole on Main Street in Disneyland to topple, resulting in injuries to at least three individuals, one of them seriously.
The Anaheim Fire Department received the report of the incident around 8:30 a.m. on Monday. Disneyland officials verified the occurrence. Two of the injured individuals received treatment for minor injuries and were subsequently released. The third guest, who sustained serious injuries, was transported to the hospital.
Additional details about the incident are currently unavailable.||
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 02:29 PM (krqg6)
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(Baptists begin putting rolls of quarters into socks)
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 21, 2023 02:29 PM (GaiJ7)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:24 PM (ntk8v)
Every year they demand green bean casserole and every year 90% gets tossed
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2023 02:29 PM (bs+z0)
WHY
______
They are good for you. And, don't ask any more questions
Posted by: Big Persimmon at November 21, 2023 02:29 PM (fs1hN)
LOL
Posted by: m at November 21, 2023 02:29 PM (x5hic)
What are your Foods That Are Also Other Foods?
Posted by: Yoda at November 21, 2023 02:25 PM (ZZttp)
A grape is a raisin but it does raise the question of if a prune is a dried plum how do they make prune juice?
Posted by: Drive by at November 21, 2023 02:29 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 02:29 PM (V13WU)
SUE! SUE LIKE THAT WIND!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Carl at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (siAAq)
Posted by: DB - at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (geLO8)
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they really push the hell out of persimmons this time of year
WHY
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Probably cuz they become ripe. I have two on my counter awaiting me. Maybe tonight I will take a taste.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (ntk8v)
An apricot is a retarded plum.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (ZZttp)
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (NPwrj)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (SHylA)
Posted by: DB - at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (geLO8)
literally featuring a berry I had never heard of!
ground cherry
wtf
is that like road kill berries?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (GaiJ7)
Posted by: Glenn John at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (RilAR)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (AD14M)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
___________
I heard that mentioned somewhere once. I think it was by Rafe Hollister on Andy Griffith. Did not know it was a real thing.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (iFTx/)
It's also starting to look like MM may just have photoshopped those results instead of what they bragged about. Just saw some journalist on Fox telling Watters that they tried to replicate what MM bragged about, and were unable to duplicate those results. The guy said they never once could get a single ad to pop up on one of those pages. And that kind of makes sense, Elon's twitter is very different these days.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 21, 2023 02:31 PM (zB/T/)
I think I inherited my twisted sense of humor from grandma.
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2023 02:31 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at November 21, 2023 02:31 PM (AD14M)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Do you make it with the crunchy onions on top ? Because I fire that stuff down with the crunchy onions on top. 100% of that gets eaten, out of a tupperware, and is gone by Friday night here.
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 02:31 PM (QYUcu)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2023 02:31 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (krqg6)
Apricots and cherries in a pie together. Yum.
Posted by: m at November 21, 2023 02:32 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 21, 2023 02:32 PM (GaiJ7)
Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... bon... bon... Manny Mota... mota... ota... ota... ta... aaaa
Posted by: kamala vaginal maw hot dog at November 21, 2023 02:32 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: E.M. at November 21, 2023 02:32 PM (og5mY)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2023 02:32 PM (ZZttp)
Do you make it with the crunchy onions on top ? Because I fire that stuff down with the crunchy onions on top. 100% of that gets eaten, out of a tupperware, and is gone by Friday night here.
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 02:31 PM (QYUcu)
Yup... That's why they want it... I should just put out the can of crunchy onions
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2023 02:32 PM (bs+z0)
wtf no
grape is a raisin
plum is a prune
my little green friend
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (AcWfM)
An olive is a martini.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 21, 2023 02:32 PM (BdMk6)
Although it is hard to tell the difference.
I've made from both butternut and acorn squash.
Posted by: From about that Time at November 21, 2023 02:32 PM (4780s)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
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I heard that mentioned somewhere once. I think it was by Rafe Hollister on Andy Griffith. Did not know it was a real thing.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (Dm8we)
I think Alabama refer to it in their "Song of the South".
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 21, 2023 02:32 PM (N3zMI)
old, no one really likes it, but for some reason it's still here
Posted by: DB - at November 21, 2023 02:33 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Just serve green beans either sautéed or steamed and you won't throw any of it away. Mostly, all I care about is rice and gravy and turkey. Don't forget the jellied cranberries.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:33 PM (ntk8v)
It is a portel to hell and seeing his master fills Creepy Pervey with joy.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 02:33 PM (cOq4q)
*shakes head
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 02:33 PM (V13WU)
If I could go back in time and somehow forever save .25 cent Tastycake pies it would be:
1. Blueberry
2. Apple
Now I like pumpkin, but anyone who puts ginger in it should be shot. Vile taste with pumpkin.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 21, 2023 02:33 PM (enJYY)
old, no one really likes it, but for some reason it's still here
Posted by: DB - at November 21, 2023 02:33 PM (geLO
If Biden were a spice he’d be flour.
Posted by: Drive by at November 21, 2023 02:33 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 02:29 PM (krqg6)
From what I've been seeing on some of the Disney lover YT videos, the parks have fallen into serious disrepair. Videos show trash on the streets and parts of rides literally falling apart. Starting to sound about as safe as one of those 3-day parking lot carnivals.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 21, 2023 02:33 PM (zB/T/)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2023 02:33 PM (RgG9F)
That's a better idea
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2023 02:34 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 21, 2023 02:34 PM (M8a49)
Now, we're getting a lot of "Netanyahu's hostage release plan is bitterly opposed by the far right."
I guess for the jackal press, "right wing" is like the Eskimo word for "snow"-- there are a hundred different variations, apparently.
And anyway, they're ALL "worse than Hitler!"
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at November 21, 2023 02:34 PM (NLIak)
"Can’t think of a better way to depict this guy’s presidency: Lighting shit on fire and then just sitting by watching it burn with a smile on his face."
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 21, 2023 02:34 PM (NPwrj)
Seriously, you see one trying to form.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 02:35 PM (cOq4q)
old, no one really likes it, but for some reason it's still here
Zionist lies
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2023 02:35 PM (KRtlO)
An apricot is a retarded plum.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (ZZttp)
I've never had apricot pie. Or fig pie. There must be good reasons for their absence from our lives.
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2023 02:35 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2023 02:34 PM (bs+z0)
that's in addition to everything else, not instead of..so they will not have "eyes" on what is going on
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (V13WU)
Green Been Casserole, in my opinion that is certainly not humble, is easy to screw up when too soupy. I cut back on the liquids, and I cook it extra long.
When the onions on top are looking slightly burnt ? Perfect !!!
Next - lets talk corn casserole. Or why tuna casserole is simply a lost cause only my sick dumpster diving dad would possibly like.
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (QYUcu)
Posted by: Drive by at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (iFTx/)
It's also starting to look like MM may just have photoshopped those results instead of what they bragged about. Just saw some journalist on Fox telling Watters that they tried to replicate what MM bragged about, and were unable to duplicate those results. The guy said they never once could get a single ad to pop up on one of those pages. And that kind of makes sense, Elon's twitter is very different these days.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 21, 2023 02:31 PM (zB/T/)
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Possible and even likely. That would be a slam dunk. But the X lawsuit isn't alleging any photoshopping, at least as of now.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (Zdu9h)
WHY
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They are good for you. And, don't ask any more questions
Posted by: Big Persimmon at November 21, 2023 02:29 PM (fs1hN)
We have it on good authority all other fruits advertise on nazzie websites.
Posted by: Media Matters at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (dGCAG)
literally featuring a berry I had never heard of!
ground cherry
wtf
is that like road kill berries?
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The Amish came up with scrapple. Just avoid those people and be happy.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 02:30 PM (V13WU)
Unripe persimmons, right off the tree is a culinary adventure!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (c12Xv)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 21, 2023 02:34 PM (M8a49)
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Where's Jamaal Bowman when you need him?
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 21, 2023 02:37 PM (NPwrj)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at November 21, 2023 02:37 PM (rtPxt)
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Abraham Lincoln has entered the chat.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:14 PM (ntk8v)
"Whew!"
- - Franklin Pierce, mopping his brow
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 21, 2023 02:37 PM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (pohLc)
there is the flat round one (BAD!) and there is an teardrop shaped one (GOOD!)
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 02:37 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 21, 2023 02:37 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 21, 2023 02:37 PM (2HwRn)
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (Zdu9h)
Interesting that the ship exploded because it activated it's self-destruct mechanism......
I'm not getting on that ship.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:37 PM (ntk8v)
Tall chick interviewed by Daniel Tosh.
https://youtu.be/akckz4eJaQw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Many years ago I had gal friend who was 6'5". Too Tall Pauline. We were at a crowded club once, standing at the back wall, when the entertainers stopped and pointedly said, "Please do not stand on the chairs". Too Tall did her best to slump down with the rest of us. She was a good sport.
Posted by: javems at November 21, 2023 02:37 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Drive by at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (MNhXM)
(Obligatory)
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa.
A wonderful... magical animal.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 21, 2023 02:38 PM (N3zMI)
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 02:38 PM (Zdu9h)
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 02:38 PM (QYUcu)
We're getting a Code Red from the smoke/flame detector in the Oval Office!
Posted by: Security Officer at November 21, 2023 02:38 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2023 02:38 PM (Dm8we)
What are your Foods That Are Also Other Foods?
Posted by: Yoda at November 21, 2023 02:25 PM (ZZttp)
Interesting…
Insert meme: “you sure about that”
***shakes head***
Posted by: Big Raisin at November 21, 2023 02:38 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Bibi at November 21, 2023 02:39 PM (AD14M)
literally featuring a berry I had never heard of!
ground cherry
wtf
is that like road kill berries?
-
(lays $100 on table)
That's some type of tomato
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 21, 2023 02:39 PM (GaiJ7)
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Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian
The Attorneys General from Missouri and Texas, Andrew Bailey and Ken Paxton announced that they will investigate Media Matters for potential fraudulent activity. [...]
Elon Musk’s high-profile defamation lawsuit against Media Matters landed in the hands of District Judge Mark Pittman, a Donald Trump appointee with a history of rulings favorable to conservative causes.
https://tinyurl.com/33nync3n
[more there incl. major decisions]
Posted by: kamala vaginal maw hot dog at November 21, 2023 02:39 PM (krqg6)
Thanks. That’s where I schumered that snark from.
Posted by: Drive by at November 21, 2023 02:39 PM (MNhXM)
old, no one really likes it, but for some reason it's still here
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Zionist lies
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2023 02:35 PM (KRtlO)
I prefer chocolate, but don't mind pumpkin.
However, sweet potato pie is the three-bean casserole of creamed spinach.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2023 02:40 PM (dGCAG)
Someone was paid money and in return offered that as their contribution.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 21, 2023 02:40 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (QYUcu)
When I was a lad, Mother Poppins would serve hot tuna casserole.
Made with Tuna Helper.
A bowl of Kaboom! in hemlock would have been tastier.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 21, 2023 02:40 PM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 21, 2023 02:40 PM (17s+e)
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Yes. Totes good.
Now, since we've had obvious folks of style and taste enter the chat. Any ol' meat based chili - even right out of the can - over a basic can of corn-bread.
Not something I'm serving on Thursday - because I don't like any of my family enough to share such a treat.
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 02:40 PM (QYUcu)
Posted by: Drive
Corn Starch was a bad dude...
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 21, 2023 02:36 PM (c12Xv)
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If Biden were an oil, he'd be vegetable.
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 21, 2023 02:40 PM (NPwrj)
I would believe a prune is a grape. Yea.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2023 02:40 PM (ZZttp)
Mincemeat. Stale rancid mincemeat made with real meat by-products.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 02:40 PM (cOq4q)
Of course. Whipped cream is the correct topping for pumpkin. Ice cream is for apple pie.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2023 02:41 PM (RgG9F)
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2023 02:35 PM (KRtlO)
One of those Hostess Fruit pies that are instead filled with pudding that never tasted quite right?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2023 02:41 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:41 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 02:27 PM (iFTx/)
Yeah, that was my understanding of the situation as well. Some have accused MMFA of fabricating the screen shots, that's a different story.
But if all they did was manipulate the algorithm to produce the story they wanted, I don't see how Musk wins in court. Because they didn't (legally) lie -- they were just journalistically unethical, manipulative and misleading.
Which is pretty much par for the course for our media.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2023 02:42 PM (mj0Qp)
Posted by: DB - at November 21, 2023 02:42 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: ace
Better be careful there, boss. You might drive off the beetle scraping advertisers.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 21, 2023 02:42 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2023 02:42 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Drive by at November 21, 2023 02:43 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2023 02:43 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 02:43 PM (SHylA)
1 Chocolate chip pecan
2 pecan
3 apple
4 banana cream
5 coconut cream
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Then there is the bowl pie - Banana Pudding.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:44 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2023 02:42 PM (NpAcC)
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Isn't that where an old man always goes?
Posted by: Just Lily at November 21, 2023 02:44 PM (7oKtF)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 02:44 PM (fwDg9)
Of course. Whipped cream is the correct topping for pumpkin. Ice cream is for apple pie.
Posted by: Ian S
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Right. I meant it as a demerit. If you can't eat ice cream with it, it's not a top tier pie.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2023 02:44 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at November 21, 2023 02:37 PM (rtPxt)
Huh. People waxed back then?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 21, 2023 02:44 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Drive
Corn Starch was a bad dude...
Posted by: Stu Podaso
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OK I snorted at both of those.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 21, 2023 02:44 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:44 PM (pohLc)
Apple pie. Unless it's intricately latticed it's not worth eating.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 21, 2023 02:44 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: DB - at November 21, 2023 02:44 PM (geLO8)
Let's talk Liver and Onions, with scrambled eggs.
I pointed out to my mom once, liver costs more by the pound that hamburger and that box of Betty Crocker whatever that needs a pound of hamburger. And that we would not eat an organ that was basically the oil filter of whatever animal needed a liver to filter out whatever.
That got my ass whipped. But I still think my thesis was correct.
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 02:44 PM (QYUcu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2023 02:44 PM (MoZTd)
1 Chocolate chip pecan
2 pecan
3 apple
4 banana cream
5 coconut cream
Posted by: DB - at November 21, 2023 02:42 PM (geLO
You left off:
* Peanut Butter pie
* Strawberry Rhubarb pie
* Blueberry pie
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2023 02:45 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 02:43 PM (SHylA)
Future opportunity to eliminate 150 terrorists instead of housing them as prisoners.
Posted by: Drive by at November 21, 2023 02:45 PM (MNhXM)
I had to calculate this. A billion dollars in one dollar bills stacked on top of each other would be 68.75 miles (110 km) tall. Everest, by comparison, is a puny 5.5 miles.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 02:45 PM (Zdu9h)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM (HjfVN)
I had to calculate this. A billion dollars in one dollar bills stacked on top of each other would be 68.75 miles (110 km) tall. Everest, by comparison, is a puny 5.5 miles.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 02:45 PM (Zdu9h)
"To the MOON Alice!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Rep. Daniel Goldman (D-NY) said Sunday that, "Trump must be eliminated to protect democracy."
Yesterday, he said that his comment was "a poor choice of words."
No, he just said the quiet part out loud. No "poor choice of words" to it.
Trump being murdered is the liberals' best wet dream.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Drive by at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM (MNhXM)
Which is pretty much par for the course for our media.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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It's those rinky dink lawyers Musk hires.
They convinced him he could win.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM (SHylA)
* Peanut Butter pie
* Strawberry Rhubarb pie
* Blueberry pie
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2023 02:45 PM
Hairpie FTW
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM (bqazj)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM (ntk8v)
Cobbler is basically just a fucked up pie though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2023 02:47 PM (mj0Qp)
first of all, it's not even a fruit, which disqualifies it from pie use
Posted by: DB - at November 21, 2023 02:47 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale
Canola aka rapeseed.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 02:47 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 21, 2023 02:47 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2023 02:47 PM (7kd1G)
Posted by: Puddinhead
Or his face is melting.
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2023 02:47 PM (HjfVN)
They convinced him he could win.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM (SHylA)
I'm sure he has good lawyers. And I'm sure they told him his chances of winning such a case on its merits are not very high. And I imagine Elon said "I don't care. Thermonuclear, boys. Thermonuclear." and they said "Okay, sounds good to us"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2023 02:48 PM (mj0Qp)
Liver tasted like you'd expect a pile of dead red blood cells to taste.
Dogs love it and are welcome to it as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2023 02:48 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 02:48 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2023 02:48 PM (ZZttp)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 02:48 PM (SHylA)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM
There's a little cafe I frequent that makes homemade pies. They have a cobbler that's a mix of blueberry's, raspberry's and rhubarb. ZOMG! Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 02:48 PM (bqazj)
A dollar is .005" thick. I got78.9 miles high.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:48 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM (ntk8v) No mention of Cobbler. Blackberry Cobbler is special.
A working family pie. If you don't have time or will to make that damn crust ? But you still have the apples or such ? You make a cobbler.
I can respect that. More efficient use of time. And melts down a scoop of vanilla better, frankly. Assuming you can afford ice cream.
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 02:48 PM (QYUcu)
If Joe was a car, he'd be a 1973 Chevy Vega.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2023 02:44 PM (MoZTd)
I was thinking 1978 Ford Fiesta
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2023 02:49 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2023 02:49 PM (7kd1G)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:49 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2023 02:50 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale
No he'd be snake oil.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 02:50 PM (bqazj)
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We only had gravel.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:50 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 21, 2023 02:51 PM (c12Xv)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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He is one of those, in for a penny in for a pound' , fellows.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 02:51 PM (SHylA)
Hairpie FTW
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM (bqazj)
Careful, there. People will start to think you're older than 29.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2023 02:51 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: NBC at November 21, 2023 02:51 PM (HjfVN)
Actually quite good and wards off muslims.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 02:51 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:51 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 02:52 PM (SHylA)
Nacy Pelosi's tastes like scotch.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 02:52 PM (bqazj)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 02:52 PM (fwDg9)
no family, no friends, no people you would normally see in such a photo
Posted by: DB - at November 21, 2023 02:52 PM (geLO8)
Looks more like a Ford Pinto to us.
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Imma thinking clapped out Pacer with oodles of road salt rust.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:52 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 02:45 PM (Zdu9h)
Usually that analogy is used with a stack of $100 bills which would then make sense. A million dollars of $100 bills would be about 3 foot tall. A billion would be 3000 foot tall.
Posted by: Drive by at November 21, 2023 02:52 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2023 02:52 PM (QzZeQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:52 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale
No he'd be snake oil.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 02:50 PM (bqazj)
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Considering his predilection for fondling and showering with young children, he'd be the original form of canola - rapeseed oil.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 21, 2023 02:53 PM (Npnb7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2023 02:48 PM (MoZTd)
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A pile of dead red blood cells that filtered toxins when they were alive. Nope.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2023 02:53 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 02:46 PM (bqazj)
Careful, there. People will start to think you're older than 29.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2023 02:51 PM
You got me. I'm 30. Honest!
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 02:53 PM (bqazj)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 21, 2023 02:53 PM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 21, 2023 02:53 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2023 02:53 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at November 21, 2023 02:54 PM (NLIak)
This turn into a Thanksgiving meal plans thread yet?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 21, 2023 02:54 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:50 PM (ntk8v)
Heh. Serious story.
My grandma was a treasure, but she couldn't cook her way out of a paper bag. She'd struggle and struggle trying to make a pie crust.
When you could buy a crust, at the store, for a buck even back then. It mattered to her. It was a pride thing.
Cobblers are the same, but easier in my opinion. Screw the style points. They work. They're American that way.
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 02:54 PM (QYUcu)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 02:52 PM (fwDg9)
Colonoscopy time?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2023 02:54 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 21, 2023 02:54 PM (YRsIm)
Seriously, you see one trying to form.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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The conflagration is starting to rotate.
Posted by: Dresden at November 21, 2023 02:54 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:54 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Puddinhead
Look up the recipe. Make sure suet is one of the ingredients then you might have an authentic mincemeat.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 02:54 PM (cOq4q)
I'd bet my last dollar that 'bluebell' engages in the intricate interlacing of crust on her apple pies.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 21, 2023 02:55 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:49 PM
I had one once but it was all fruit based. Had rasins and stuff in it. Pretty good. I think mince meat pies were a poor people's whatever you got laying around type of thing.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 02:55 PM (bqazj)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2023 02:53 PM (NpAcC)
I expected a Klaus Schwab sock.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 02:55 PM (Zdu9h)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 02:55 PM (fwDg9)
) but I don't know if I've ever had sweet potato, It is sweeter and lighter and doesn't have all the spices pumpkin has?Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2023 02:55 PM (RSbhh)
even with a big house I never did that again
Posted by: DanMan at November 21, 2023 02:55 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2023 02:55 PM (/6GbT)
Two generic round yellow cakes with bostom cream between them (or better, custard) and a thin topping of fudge frosting.
Cake.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 02:55 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 02:55 PM (fwDg9)
don't stray far from the toilet.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2023 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Grasshopper pie is delicious as is Pumpkin ice cream pie.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2023 02:53 PM (NpAcC)
Eet ze bugs...far Tanksgibings!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2023 02:56 PM (QzZeQ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2023 02:54 PM
Oooh. Hi there.
Posted by: P Bottyjudge Transportation Sec. of Fabulous Vacations at November 21, 2023 02:56 PM (bqazj)
This left-wing moonbattery occurred during one of those insufferably smug rants Scarborough is infamous for (with his equally smug wife, Mika, sitting submissively quiet next to him). Scarborough came right out and told his handful of MSNBC viewers that if Trump wins the presidency in 2024, “he will imprison, he will execute, whoever he’s allowed to imprison, execute, drive from the country.”
.. Joe Biden's chances must really be in the toilet
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2023 02:56 PM (RHGPo)
Who cares ? If you make a good one, I'll trade you for brined smoked Turkey. We can settle the details at the trade.
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 02:57 PM (QYUcu)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 21, 2023 02:55 PM (enJYY)
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Save that dollar for a surer bet. I've never made lattice top crust. My family prefers apple pie with a crumb topping.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2023 02:57 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: DB - at November 21, 2023 02:57 PM (geLO8)
You people realize I haven't had a bite to eat since 6pm yesterday?
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 02:52 PM
I think you're allowed some chicken broth at 10 calories per serving.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 21, 2023 02:57 PM (enJYY)
no family, no friends, no people you would normally see in such a photo
Posted by: DB
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They are probably standing back, wearing asbestos suits, and holding fire extingushers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2023 02:57 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Drive by at November 21, 2023 02:57 PM (MNhXM)
Looks more like a Ford Pinto to us.
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The Yugo has entered the room.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 21, 2023 02:57 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2023 02:55
Is that where we get the term cobbled together?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 02:58 PM (bqazj)
Posted by: Drive by
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you gotta push through that
Posted by: DB - at November 21, 2023 02:59 PM (geLO8)
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Add a good cup of coffee and launch into deep space orbit.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:59 PM (ntk8v)
I wish the Left would stop making Trump sound so AWESOME!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 21, 2023 02:59 PM (sAmhv)
sounds like my old '98 Ford Fiasco
Posted by: DanMan at November 21, 2023 02:59 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2023 02:59 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2023 02:54 PM (pohLc)
******
Like the drink.
Creme de menthe liqueur
White creme de cacao
Oreo/ chocolate wafer crust.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2023 02:59 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2023 02:55 PM (/6GbT)
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Crisp has a, well, crispy topping made with flour, butter, sugar, and often oatmeal (and sometimes nuts). Cobbler has a doughy topping that's wet when it goes on, similar to biscuit dough.
Both are delish.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2023 02:59 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 21, 2023 02:59 PM (R4t5M)
Wait, that's supposed to be a deterrent?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 03:00 PM (bqazj)
Posted by: DB - at November 21, 2023 02:59 PM (geLO
347 343 I love it but can’t eat more than a half of slice of Pecan Pie. The sugar rush gives me an immediate headache.
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Add a good cup of coffee and launch into deep space orbit.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 02:59 PM (ntk
LOL
Posted by: Drive by at November 21, 2023 03:00 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 03:00 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 03:00 PM (Zdu9h)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 21, 2023 03:00 PM (hXr4C)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 21, 2023 03:00 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 03:00 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:00 PM (nK7Ha)
A billion dollars in $100 bills would be 4,170 feet tall. That's assuming zero air gaps between bills and that all bills are 0.005 inches thick.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 03:00 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Really. That probably scored Trump a few thousand additional votes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2023 03:01 PM (XeU6L)
Both are delish.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2023 02:59 PM (pTb/Z)
Ahh..thanks for the definition, I learned something and will ponder it.
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2023 03:01 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 02:52 PM (fwDg9)
Colonoscopy time?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2023 02:54 PM (N39Ws)
Be sure to remind the docs to remove all the Indiana Jones action figures after they get finished playing "Temple of Doom".
The get bored and ....well, you're knocked out and all.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2023 03:01 PM (QzZeQ)
Save that dollar for a surer bet. I've never made lattice top crust. My family prefers apple pie with a crumb topping.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2023 02:57 PM
Cinnamon, flour, butter... yeah, my wife would prefer that over lattice, which is why I'm not gonna pass your suggestion along to her. Barefoot, pregnant, and latticeing pies. Pretty sure that's in the New Testament.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 21, 2023 03:01 PM (enJYY)
I've had it with Trump. And here comes Morning Joe tempting me to get back on the team. Promises, promises.
Tell him to tell Mika I said "Hey Girl".
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 03:01 PM (QYUcu)
Don should sue for slander and defamation
Posted by: DB - at November 21, 2023 03:01 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: PaleRider
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You have no idea.
Posted by: Minder, in asbestos suit at November 21, 2023 03:02 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 03:00 PM (cOq4q)
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Streusel. I actually just prefer a top crust because it's less sweet, but my favorite is pecan (which is more sweet!) so I make exactly what they want.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2023 03:02 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at November 21, 2023 03:02 PM (aoX3P)
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:02 PM (nK7Ha)
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 03:00 PM (Zdu9h)
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I'm going to hell for snorting at that.
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 21, 2023 03:02 PM (NPwrj)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 21, 2023 03:02 PM (6YH05)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2023 02:55 PM
They taste very similar. I think the spices are pretty much the same? I've only ever made pumpkin. I love pumpkin pie! Funny thing is, I don't care for sweet potatoes, esp with the marshmellows on top. Pass.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 03:02 PM (bqazj)
X Corp will be donating all revenue from advertising & subscriptions associated with the war in Gaza to hospitals in Israel and the Red Cross/Crescent in Gaza
Nov 21, 2023 · 7:45 PM UTC
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 03:03 PM (SHylA)
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:03 PM (nK7Ha)
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2023 02:57 PM (pTb/Z)
A crumb crisp coating. Ah, that's tough.
Posted by: Orson Welles at November 21, 2023 03:03 PM (Zdu9h)
Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT THE DEAL
1. 50 living Israelis will be released in beats of 12-13 each day during the 4 days of respite. It is possible that more nationalities will be released, but they will not be at the expense of the quota of 50 Israelis.
2. During the ceasefire, Hamas will try to locate more abductees, estimating that it can locate up to 80 women and children.
3. An additional day of respite will be given for every additional ten that are released.
4. Kidnappers not in Hamas hands will also be released, Hamas is responsible for bringing them.
5. Murderers will not be released from Israeli prison.
6. The population of Gaza will not be allowed to return to the north of the Gaza Strip.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 03:03 PM (krqg6)
So they can closer to intricately lattice the top crust of apple pies.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 21, 2023 03:03 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 21, 2023 03:04 PM (Q4IgG)
Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
7. Fuel will enter the Gaza Strip, but only on the days of the ceasefire.
8. Fighting will resume immediately upon the end of the truce.
9. Collecting intelligence from the air will be suspended for 6 hours each day.
10. All the security branches - the IDF, Shin Bet and Mossad - supported the deal. The War Cabinet unanimously supports.
11. Israel insisted for two weeks not to accept the original proposal of Hamas.
12. After the deal is approved by the government, 24 hours will be given to petitions against it, after which it will be launched.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 03:04 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:00 PM
LOL
Or Tokyo circa 1944
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 03:04 PM (bqazj)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2023 03:01 PM (/6GbT)
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😄 You're welcome - Don't ponder too hard! Just eat whichever one is offered, you can't go wrong.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2023 03:04 PM (pTb/Z)
I like sweet potatoes, but just with some butter and salt. I can't stand marshmallows as I've gotten older, and the thought of eating peeps makes me practically gag,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2023 03:05 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:05 PM (nK7Ha)
So they can closer to intricately lattice the top crust of apple pies.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 21, 2023 03:03 PM (17s+e)
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Ah, so that explains why I can't do that!
Posted by: bluebell, with size 9 Flintstone feet at November 21, 2023 03:06 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: blueb
Are you going to be making leftovers this year?
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:06 PM (nK7Ha)
Looks more like a Ford Pinto to us.
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The Yugo has entered the room.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 21, 2023 02:57 PM (17s+e)
Trabant has entered the conversation
Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 21, 2023 03:07 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2023 03:05 PM
Put a Peep in the microwave for 15 sec or so. Makes the kids laugh. They puff up 10 times their size. It's a bit sadistic, but fun for the family!
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 03:07 PM (bqazj)
That's a load of bull shit
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 03:07 PM (fwDg9)
How clueless or obtuse can you be to say that while your side is trying to imprison Trump?
That is a true mental disorder.
Posted by: Drive by at November 21, 2023 03:07 PM (MNhXM)
Attorney Dale Saran, a retired Marine, and fellow attorneys Andy Meyer and Brandon Johnson are representing the former troops in three separate lawsuits they plan to turn into a class action lawsuit on behalf of all service members who were either kicked out or illegally ordered to stop drilling, resulting in loss of pay or benefits.
Saran said the amount is in the “billions.”
“It’s worth billions. That’s just flat-out. That’s what it is in backpay. It’s billions of dollars,” he said.
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2023 03:07 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 21, 2023 03:07 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 21, 2023 03:08 PM (M8a49)
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This is why I come here. To learn things.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 03:08 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
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They've got something up their sleeves.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 03:08 PM (SHylA)
Posted by: Mainah at November 21, 2023 03:09 PM (7KEgI)
Posted by: Iris at November 21, 2023 03:09 PM (NaH5I)
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:06 PM (nK7Ha)
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Aha. Yes, my plan remains the same so they will get the usual leftovers! Funny, no one complains but maybe that's because they know they would have to make the dinner next year if they did.
Posted by: bluebell, with size 9 Flintstone feet at November 21, 2023 03:09 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
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They've got something up their sleeves.
Posted by:
Gorgon stare
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:09 PM (nK7Ha)
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2023 03:10 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: Braenyard
Anything about being returned alive?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 03:10 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2023 03:10 PM (ntk8v)
Mollie @MZHemingway 5h
Joe Scarborough, in an unhinged rant, asserts without evidence that Donald Trump will do what Democrats have been doing during the Biden administration. #projection
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 03:11 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 03:11 PM (bqazj)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 03:11 PM (cOq4q)
The court of public opinion will roast MM.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 03:12 PM (SHylA)
Posted by: blueb
That is an admirably machivellian use of leverage, if you do not want what I am serving / reheating go home and cook your own food.
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:12 PM (nK7Ha)
My daughter found a recipe for pumpkin pie with a caramel layer. (I love caramel). We are going to try it this year. Pecan pie and strawberry rhubarb are other family favs. (rhubarb around Father's Day)
And green bean casserole: My MIL stopped making it the year we simply forgot about it and left it in the oven. However, I do make a little batch because my youngest likes it.
Posted by: Iris at November 21, 2023 03:12 PM (NaH5I)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 21, 2023 03:12 PM (9zLJR)
Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at November 21, 2023 03:12 PM (W+TLY)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2023 02:55 PM (/6GbT)
It depends on where you are from, like the difference between cornbread and johnnycake
My people consider a cobbler to be a sweet biscuit batter on top of the fruit, and a crisp to be fruit with a mix of oatmeal, flour sugar and butter in a "crumb dash" on top
There is, however, no linnaean type nomenclature for deserts
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2023 03:13 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at November 21, 2023 03:13 PM (W+TLY)
Throw in Keith Olbermann. Make it a throuple.
Posted by: mnw at November 21, 2023 03:14 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 03:11 PM (bqazj)
Ja!
Posted by: Zombie Roland Freisler at November 21, 2023 03:14 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:14 PM (nK7Ha)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 21, 2023 03:14 PM (9zLJR)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 21, 2023 03:14 PM (hXr4C)
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:12 PM (nK7Ha)
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I prefer to think of it as positive reinforcement. If you are positive about the food, you get to come back.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2023 03:15 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 21, 2023 03:15 PM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 21, 2023 03:14 PM
I asked for the full Cosby.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 03:15 PM (bqazj)
Ever grown them ? One, the pumpkin, is a big melon mostly water with an earthy taste that makes it not fruity. Sweet potatoes are a tuber that are much more dense and starchy.
Pumpkin pie is a light treat - regardless of the crust - that you can sample all day. Sweet potatoes are just as dense and a bit more yielding that regular potatoes. You can eat a piece of pumpkin pie every couple hours. You'll eat a serving of sweet potatoes and then take a nap.
Next - the difference between a strawberry and an ear of corn.
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 03:15 PM (QYUcu)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 21, 2023 03:08 PM (M8a49)
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Apparently yesterday someone at husband's work brought in akutaq, which is Indian (Native American) ice cream. Made with Crisco, sugar, berries, and fish. Hard pass.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 21, 2023 03:15 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:16 PM (nK7Ha)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 21, 2023 03:15 PM
Go about 15 miles north of there. It's called the Rustic Inn. Makes Betty's taste like Hostess. Trust me on this one.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 03:16 PM (bqazj)
Posted by: mnw at November 21, 2023 03:16 PM (NLIak)
That Chauvin and the other cops didn't get a new trial is appalling.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 03:11 PM
My opinion of the US Supreme Court is about as unhealthy as Camp LeJeune drinking water. When someone is in breathing distress you place them in a 'recovery position'.
Ineffectual counsel. Period.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 21, 2023 03:16 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 21, 2023 03:16 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Minnfidel
Did they block the autopsy report that he dies from a massive OD?
It would be interesting if the denial of appeal was because they had seen objective clinical evidence that he OD'd and got a conviction anyway so you's SOL.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 03:17 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: blueb
Nice
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:17 PM (nK7Ha)
Posted by: [/ss]Muldoon at November 21, 2023 03:17 PM (991eG)
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 3h
NOW - Biden: "Plenty of time to talk about the hostages. Not now. I'm not gonna tell you."
https://tinyurl.com/mr3777tk
18 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 03:17 PM (krqg6)
Looks more like a Ford Pinto to us.
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The Yugo has entered the room.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 21, 2023 02:57 PM (17s+e)
Trabant has entered the conversation
Posted by: browndog
Bonjour!
Posted by: Renault at November 21, 2023 03:17 PM (c12Xv)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 21, 2023 03:15 PM (DRSnL)
Fish…
Da fuq?!?!
Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 21, 2023 03:17 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2023 03:17 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 21, 2023 03:08 PM (M8a49)
***
Go on...
Posted by: Vivek Rumpswampy at November 21, 2023 03:17 PM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 21, 2023 03:15 PM (DRSnL)
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There are no words.
I guess we have found the one type of ice cream I won't eat.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2023 03:18 PM (pTb/Z)
Costco apple pies. I will eat the entire thing.
Posted by: Mainah
__________
At one sitting. With ice cream.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2023 03:18 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:16
Saint Paul here (Saint Pothole)
Got the hell out of there over 20 years ago. The nieghborhood I grew up in was a nice blue collar area, but people took care of their shit. It was like a small town in a big town. Safe as could be. Now it's a shit pile. The Twin Shitties.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 03:18 PM (bqazj)
Posted by: bored383 at November 21, 2023 03:18 PM (4Kzkx)
Posted by: Divid
Rough sex for beginners
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:18 PM (nK7Ha)
Posted by: John Chard, Lieutenant, Royal Engineers at November 21, 2023 03:18 PM (/LHLN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2023 03:19 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2023 03:19 PM (NDoI6)
Posted by: John Chard, Lieutenant, Royal Engineers at November 21, 2023 03:19 PM (/LHLN)
Posted by: Chevy Chevette. at November 21, 2023 03:19 PM (bqazj)
Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 21, 2023 03:17 PM (TTAGa)
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I just don't know. So gross.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 21, 2023 03:19 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 21, 2023 03:20 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: bored383 at November 21, 2023 03:18 PM (4Kzkx)
I'd like a ruby ... the size of a tangerine.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 03:20 PM (Zdu9h)
Posted by: Divid
When you've swallowed 3 times a lethal dose of fentanyl. Ah, yea. You're screwed.
Posted by: Chevy Chevette. at November 21, 2023 03:21 PM (bqazj)
Posted by: Jordan61
Substitute bacon bits for the fish,
Maple syrup for the berries, and
Clear bacon (or bear) fat for the Crisco.
Where would indians get crisco?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 03:21 PM (cOq4q)
Except Biden is older.
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2023 03:21 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2023 03:21 PM (GDTIC)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 03:21 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: bored383 at November 21, 2023 03:18 PM
Wasn't that a Tears For Fears song?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 03:22 PM (bqazj)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 03:21 PM (cOq4q)
They shopped from all the aisles of the grocery store.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 03:22 PM (Zdu9h)
Posted by: Jordan61
What were you thinking you were getting from a society that never invented wheels?
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:22 PM (nK7Ha)
Still a solid difference between two different brands of folks, I'm pretty sure.
You have the J.J.'s - who'll pack up and move. And then you have the Dildo's - who will not.
Both actions tell me something. And look, before you hit the delete button Dildo, I'm where I am because a branch of my family left rural share-cropper Alabama.
The ties eventually got snipped. Mostly because, after a couple trips down to do whatever the elders thought they were doing, it was pretty obvious the clans separated for a reason. Blood is not always thicker than water. Sometimes, it's just the bastards you hate the most that inconveniently are related.
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 03:22 PM (QYUcu)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 21, 2023 03:23 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 21, 2023 03:14 PM
I asked for the full Cosby.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 03:15 PM (bqazj)
Same here. Last time I had a colonoscopy and endoscopy at the same time. They said I might wake up in the middle of it but not to worry. They had the drugs to give to make you forget. Last thing I remember seeing was the propofol being injected into the IV.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2023 03:23 PM (N39Ws)
HAIR PIE!!!
Posted by: Long Duck Dong at November 21, 2023 03:24 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 21, 2023 03:24 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:14 PM (nK7Ha)
Dude, be nice. Chop up some twinkies, moisten them with several dashes of port, sherry or Jack Daniels, layer them in a wide glass or bowl alternating with layers of Smuckers raspberry jam and top with cool whip.
Even the people you served Kraft Macaroni and Cheese with diced up spam will forgive you.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2023 03:24 PM (D7oie)
Rob Schmidt had that gal on NewsMax last night showing all that. All of those officers deserve a pardon and an apology with damages.
Posted by: DanMan at November 21, 2023 03:25 PM (8uzBS)
Even the people you served Kraft Macaroni and Cheese with diced up spam will forgive you.
Posted by: Kindd
That was funny
Posted by: N at November 21, 2023 03:25 PM (nK7Ha)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2023 03:29 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2023 04:11 PM (q177U)
Now do little girls.
Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2023 04:12 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2023 04:14 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2023 02:44 PM (MoZTd)
I was thinking 1978 Ford Fiesta..
Brings to mind that Bill Clinton's car was a purple Gremlin, when she 1st saw it ZING went the strings of Hillary's Heart.
Posted by: birddog at November 21, 2023 04:49 PM (1E8/t)
Posted by: zigzag at November 21, 2023 05:01 PM (b/lmF)
either a Sleeper, or just Baggage.
Posted by: birddog at November 21, 2023 05:16 PM (1E8/t)
Posted by: profligate waste at November 21, 2023 06:12 PM (g5hrm)
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