Overt Leftwing Outlet The Nation: We Must "Decolonize" Thanksgiving, and Replace It With a Holiday That Makes Land Acknowledgements Called "Truthsgiving"

I called The Nation the "overt leftwing" outlet to distinguish it from the many, many covert leftwing propaganda outlets.

"Should America Continue to Celebrate Thanksgiving?"

I am a proud member of the Oglala Lakota Nation, born on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota. My early memories of Thanksgiving are akin to those of most Americans--meat-and-potatoes dishes inspired by Eurocentric 1960s-era cookbooks.
For many Americans, the image of Thanksgiving is one of supposed unity: the gathering of "Pilgrims and Indians" in a harmonious feast. But this version obscures the harsh truth, one steeped in colonialism, violence, and misrepresentation. By exploring the Indigenous perspective on Thanksgiving, we can not only discern some of the nuances of decolonization but gain a deeper understanding of American history.
The sanitized version of Thanksgiving neglects to mention the violence, land theft, and subsequent decimation of Indigenous populations. Needless to say, this causes tremendous distress to those of us who are still reeling from the trauma of these events to our communities.

Thanksgiving's roots are intertwined with colonial aggression. One of the first documented "Thanksgivings" came in 1637, after the colonists celebrated their massacre of an entire Pequot village.
I do not think we need to end Thanksgiving. But we do need to decolonize it. That means centering the Indigenous perspective and challenging the colonial narratives around the holiday (and every other day on the calendar). By reclaiming authentic histories and practices, decolonization seeks to honor Indigenous values, identities, and knowledge. This approach is one of constructive evolution: In decolonizing Thanksgiving, we acknowledge this painful past while reimagining our lives in a more truthful manner.
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The journey to decolonize Thanksgiving is also an opportunity for a broader movement to decenter colonial perspectives around the world.... Decolonization in this context would mean resisting the dominance of colonial influences globally and reclaiming Indigenous knowledge, values, and, of course, foodways.

"Foodways."

The Western colonial diet has almost completely ignored the nutritional and culinary diversity of North America, just as other Indigenous cultural practices have been decimated by Eurocentric forces. At our restaurant, Owamni, and in tribal communities everywhere, food is a celebration of history, culture, and environmental stewardship. When we strip away the ills of colonization, we demand the shared human right of access to healthy, culturally significant, and regionally appropriate foods.

I bet your restaurant is a big hit. It sounds really fun.

It's not just a meal -- it's a lecture.

About foodways.

These values can be applied not only during Thanksgiving but every day of our lives, and would drastically change the way we all live on this planet. Indigenous values shift the focus toward acknowledging our shared human experiences and rights, one of which is the profound relationship between humans and food--and not just any food, but our own traditional foods, stewarded in a way that is healthy for our bodies, minds, and souls.
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A decolonized Thanksgiving could transform a holiday marred by historical amnesia into a celebration of genuine gratitude, unity, and recognition of our rich Indigenous heritage. It would offer a clearer lens through which to see the entire world.
Let us drop food and knowledge, not bombs.

So I'm going to say something that is considered racially rude, but I'm sick of the bullshit.

Conquest without morality was the rule of all peoples and nations until a couple of hundred years ago. Only in the very recent past has morality become a major consideration in warfare.

And the people most responsible for adding moral considerations to the law of conquest were... Europeans.

People pushing the Victim Narrative pretend that their ancestors were morally superior to their conquerors. In fact, they were not. Their ancestors conquered everyone they could conquer. The Commanche Empire conquered other Indian tribes, which is why Indian tribes allied with American government to fight the Commanches.

If Indians had advanced shipbuilding, navigation, and steel-working, they would have conquered Europe.

Native Americans' ancestors did not refuse to do this because they were more moral. They didn't do it because they simply couldn't do it. They were not superior in morality; they were simply inferior in technology.

And all of this endless bullshit whining about generations-old conquests is just a nasty cope.

You've heard of "Victor's Justice," in which the winner of a war can vindictively set the terms for peace...? Well we live now in an age of Loser's Justice, when the losers of the war can, somehow, endlessly torment the great-great-great-granchildren of the winners of their ancestors having won in war.

And we're sick of it, and we're done with it. We never point this out, because we don't want to upset people who are clearly insecure about their ancestors' failures. Who wants to pick on the fat kid?

But by not shutting this bullshit down, we have invited endless demands on us. Endless reparations and payoffs, endless "land acknowledgements," endless affirmative action programs, endless demands for apologies (which are endlessly offered, and endlessly rejected as insufficient), endless demands we change our lives to "honor" people we don't even fucking know, endless demands we "center" other people and endlessly think about what we owe complete fucking strangers.

Enough. Enough.

The fact that my ancestors were good at war is no credit to me. I can't take racial credit for what people that lived 200 years ago did.

But neither do I have to take responsibility for the actions of ghosts.

And the fact that some people's ancestors were bad at war is not a credit card with no limits entitling the bearers to make endless demands on others.

I'm done with walking around eggshells because some people just cannot get over their distant ancestors having been shit at fighting.

Bonus: Forbes, Three Ways to Decenter Whiteness In Your Workplace.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:00 PM

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1 I'll compromise: Don't come to my Thanksgiving, chief.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:00 PM (krQz2)

2 I'm done with walking around eggshells because some people just cannot get over their distant ancestors having been shit at fighting.

I believe they also smelled of elderberries

Posted by: kallisto at November 22, 2023 04:01 PM (dCxaZ)

3 I suggest Forbes and The Nation celebrate GoFuckYourselvesGiving.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 22, 2023 04:02 PM (wtvvX)

4 At our restaurant, Owamni, and in tribal communities everywhere, food is a celebration of history, culture, and environmental stewardship. When we strip away the ills of colonization, we demand the shared human right of access to healthy, culturally significant, and regionally appropriate foods.

So...how are the martinis?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2023 04:02 PM (uSHSS)

5 "We won" - The Pilgrims and all that arrived after them.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 22, 2023 04:02 PM (Oq/TM)

6 Shut down anthropology departments! And the stores, too. Might as well, while we're at it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 22, 2023 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

7 Say it with me folks:

The left never builds up, but rather only tears down.

Just like stan and his minions.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 04:02 PM (qoGsy)

8 From TV Show Where Lou Diamond Phillips play Native American Bar owner, Longmire.

"Why not call it what it is Thanks-taking!"

Posted by: Paladin at November 22, 2023 04:02 PM (ZPK2E)

9 I'm done with walking around eggshells because some people just cannot get over their distant ancestors having been shit at fighting.

I believe they also smelled of elderberries
Posted by: kallisto at November 22, 2023 04:01 PM (dCxaZ)
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Hamster mothers, the whole nine yards.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:02 PM (krQz2)

10 All I did was scan the post and it just looks like more sanctimonious scree-ing from a boner fried NPC.

*next*

just because of them imma go get me one of those big white pilgrim collars and big ass buckles for fugly black shoes
and start a Pilgrim Kink OF channel.

Posted by: kallisto at November 22, 2023 04:03 PM (dCxaZ)

11 Don't overlook that Thanksgiving is an extremely Christian holiday.

Destroy it.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 22, 2023 04:03 PM (hsOar)

12 I'll be trite. You fucked around and found out. You lost. Get over it. To the victor belongs the spoils.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (8R679)

13 That was a mighty “Airing of Grievances” !!!

Posted by: Festivals Rules. . . at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (4Winp)

14 Try Crab recipe. Heap Good.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, Food Decolonization Pioneer at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (PiwSw)

15 One of best things you’ve written, Ace… and that’s saying something!!

Enough already is right. Don’t mess with my Thanksgiving

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (xT8gx)

16 Don't play their Cultural Marxism games

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (fwDg9)

17 TRANSGIVING

from the previous thread:

415 The rainbow bridge? Please, not on Transgiving
Posted by: TaliBob at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (uN6X9)

Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (x5hic)

18 WTF is "Truthsgiving" supposed to represent? Leftists and their way with words.... God almighty they're stupid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (Q4IgG)

19 Kiss Taters ass with Kameltoe's lips!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (8Fae/)

20 Every time I hear a land acknowledgement I just think, hey why not just give them title to your property and then no need to feel guilty.

I suggest the employees of the Nation sign over the titles to their homes avg the offices

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (W+TLY)

21 Damn.. Can't we have one Holiday they don't ruin with "wokeness."?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (bs+z0)

22 F*ck you, your foodways and your potsherds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (guGkK)

23 They've found evidence that certain tribes in the southwest were cannibals who ate the battle losers. Be thankful we're not them.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (8R679)

24 Fuck off Tonto. You can have my turkey breast when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)

25 Don't play their Cultural Marxism games

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (fwDg9)
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They never let me.

Posted by: Rudolph at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (krQz2)

26 "That means centering the Indigenous perspective and challenging the colonial narratives around the holiday"

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When I want to know all about the "Indigenous perspective" I ask the white liberals working at The Nation

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (i7Q7S)

27 It's not just a meal -- it's a lecture.
.......

Nausea
Heartburn
Indigestion
Upset Stomach
Diarrhea

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

28 The Western colonial diet has almost completely ignored the nutritional and culinary diversity of North America, just as other Indigenous cultural practices have been decimated by Eurocentric forces. At our restaurant, Owamni, and in tribal communities everywhere, food is a celebration of history, culture, and environmental stewardship. When we strip away the ills of colonization, we demand the shared human right of access to healthy, culturally significant, and regionally appropriate foods.

My sister has a PhD in nutrition, and one of the projects she undertook was persuading Ind Americans to eat more like their ancestors did, i.e. fish, corn, squash, etc. Guess what. With a few exceptions, these colonized, oppressed people wanted to eat junk and fast food. They liked their oppression, I guess.
It would be nice if they ate better, but you can't make them eat what they don't want to eat.

Or CAN you...?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (I/Qkd)

29 I've been driven to providing amateur pornography content, and I blame Sean Sherman and Chase Iron Eyes !

Posted by: kallisto will charge them triple at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (dCxaZ)

30 Pushback is starting, and it is glorious! Give Biden and the Dems credit for one thing, destroying the economy makes people a lot less tolerant of the woke whining. When the money was pouring in, it could be ignored. Now? Now people are sick of it, and I think at least some of them are fighting back.

Posted by: acethepug at November 22, 2023 04:06 PM (5Pw/K)

31 Try Crab recipe. Heap Good.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, Food Decolonization Pioneer at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (PiwSw)

And how!

*single tear rolls down cheek*

Posted by: Espera Oscar de Corti at November 22, 2023 04:06 PM (4I/2K)

32 8 From TV Show Where Lou Diamond Phillips play Native American Bar owner, Longmire.

"Why not call it what it is Thanks-taking!"
Posted by: Paladin at November 22, 2023 04:02 PM (ZPK2E)

gack

Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 04:06 PM (x5hic)

33 Columbus, Cortez, DeSoto, Cabot, Balboa and Hudson are all laughing their asses off at these losers.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 22, 2023 04:06 PM (wtvvX)

34 They never let me.
Posted by: Rudolph

Didn't you get sent to the ~~Special Needs~~ Island of Misfit Toys?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 04:06 PM (qoGsy)

35 Shut up and have a drumstick, chief.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 04:07 PM (8R679)

36 Damn.. Can't we have one Holiday they don't ruin with "wokeness."?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (bs+z0)
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Oh, they only have a problem with Thanksgiving...

Until they find one with Christmas...and New Years--and Boxing is violent!

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:07 PM (krQz2)

37 28 Or CAN you...?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM

You vill eat zee bugs!!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 22, 2023 04:07 PM (Oq/TM)

38 That whining native needs to shut his pie hole. The day after Thanksgiving is Native American Heritage Day.

Posted by: creeper at November 22, 2023 04:07 PM (cTCuP)

39 I'm sorry, Ace. I know that you work hard on getting these these stories together and commenting on them (Thanks) but I cannot read it. There is some variation of this knock on TG every single year. It's traditional!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 04:07 PM (RSbhh)

40 They couldn't figure out how a wheel worked. Of course they are going to choose Kentucky Fried Chicken over squash with a side of squash.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 22, 2023 04:07 PM (hsOar)

41 just because of them imma go get me one of those big white pilgrim collars and big ass buckles for fugly black shoes and start a Pilgrim Kink OF channel

I want to see this.

Posted by: Sounds like something that would air on The Gorilla Channel at November 22, 2023 04:07 PM (pjs7m)

42 The Redskins are playing the Cowboys tomorrow.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at November 22, 2023 04:07 PM (uMGpS)

43 *single tear rolls down cheek*
Posted by: Espera Oscar de Corti

That's right folks, he was Italian!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 04:08 PM (qoGsy)

44 Decolonization in this context would mean resisting the dominance of colonial influences globally and reclaiming Indigenous knowledge, values, and, of course, foodways.

"Indigenous" retail food distribution involved mainly roaming around in the woods looking for something edible and running the buffalo herds off cliffs, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:08 PM (guGkK)

45 I think I read some where years ago that the reasons Indians (feather not dot) didn't advance all that much past wearing skins and raping, eating and raping each other was they were kinda dumb. Like really, really dumb...not smart like everybody says but dumb.
D-U-M-B. Other than tracking animals by the smell of their glands and getting high, didn't really do too much during the day.

Like Stump Dumb.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2023 04:08 PM (R/m4+)

46 15 One of best things you’ve written, Ace… and that’s saying something!!

Enough already is right. Don’t mess with my Thanksgiving
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (xT8gx)

x 2

Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 04:08 PM (x5hic)

47 we demand the shared human right of access to healthy, culturally significant, and regionally appropriate foods.

Spam it is!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2023 04:08 PM (4I/2K)

48 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence. at November 22, 2023 04:08 PM (ScR16)

49 The Western colonial diet has almost completely ignored the nutritional and culinary diversity of North America

Thanks for the maize!

Posted by: spindrift at November 22, 2023 04:09 PM (Zdu9h)

50 The irony (for that fucker writing the opinion piece ace quoted) is that Thanksgiving has fuck all to do with remembering violence and "land theft" (aka conquest) against Native Americans and everything to do with living in harmony and peace with each other while giving thanks for what blessings such a state of living has provided us.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 22, 2023 04:09 PM (pIx7m)

51 When we strip away the ills of colonization, we demand the shared human right of access to healthy, culturally significant, and regionally appropriate foods.

like long pig?

Posted by: kallisto thinks it may taste ok with stuffing and a little gravy at November 22, 2023 04:09 PM (dCxaZ)

52 48 Alors, il commence.
Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence. at November 22, 2023 04:08 PM (ScR16)

Mais wut commence?

Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 04:09 PM (x5hic)

53 The Comanche had a diet based almost exclusively on buffalo meat. This started to cause problems with protein poisoning. They needed carbs, but didn't want to bother growing corn and vegetables, so instead they enslaved other Indians (especially the Apache) and Mexicans to do the farming for them, or just raided the farms at harvest time.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 22, 2023 04:09 PM (I/Qkd)

54 Damn.. Can't we have one Holiday they don't ruin with "wokeness."?
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Agreed! (but also, apparently, we can't...)

Posted by: JQ at November 22, 2023 04:09 PM (njWTi)

55 Yeah, the rule of white men over Indian tribes was bad because it took away the right to their culture of cannibalism.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2023 04:09 PM (z5vMw)

56 They should have invented the wheel.

Seriously, did anyone in North America, South America, or Sub Saharan Africa ever invent the wheel?

Posted by: rd at November 22, 2023 04:10 PM (TRzjg)

57 Indigenous? Who speaks for the lost people that were killed by the "Native Americans when they arrived?

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 22, 2023 04:10 PM (f1kZG)

58 The Nation sucks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 22, 2023 04:10 PM (xcxpd)

59 Movie descriptions on Amazon prime are overtly stupidly lefty speak. The film "To End All Wars" chronicles the Japanese atrocities allied POWs were murdered and tortured by. Amazon: "...endured harsh treatment from their captors ..". Harsh? Starved, shot, mutilated, labored to death, all well known. Harsh. Imagine if Japanese held in American camps suffered at all - we'd hear about the horrific acts of American torture, not harsh treatment, every December.

Posted by: Son of Dad at November 22, 2023 04:10 PM (8JB5s)

60 The barbarism of the Indians during the French and Indian War set the stage for annihilation for the next hundred years.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 22, 2023 04:10 PM (1qFuZ)

61 The Western colonial diet has almost completely ignored the nutritional and culinary diversity of North America

Thanks for the maize!
Posted by: spindrift at November 22, 2023 04:09 PM (Zdu9h)

Also, I will give credit for the potato where it is due. I love me some spuds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:10 PM (guGkK)

62 They couldn't figure out how a wheel worked. Of course they are going to choose Kentucky Fried Chicken over squash with a side of squash.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 22, 2023 04:07 PM (hsOar)
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Ahem. Frybread - Zuni

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:11 PM (krQz2)

63 The barbarism of the Indians during the French and Indian War set the stage for annihilation for the next hundred years.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat

They FA and (eventually) FO.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 04:11 PM (qoGsy)

64 I am fortunate. I have a family that gets along well. Thanksgiving dinner is loud and chaotic, but it's jokes and laughter. I have a sister and her husband who are kind of lefty, but they are also smart enough not to "open up a dialogue." So gatherings are always fun.

Alas, we cannot make it to Montana this year. Just gonna be me, the Missus and elder son.

Now I gotta plan the meal. yeesh. Always something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 22, 2023 04:11 PM (T/Lqj)

65 42 The Redskins are playing the Cowboys tomorrow.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at November 22, 2023 04:07 PM (uMGpS)

And their fans will walk a Trail of Tears...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 22, 2023 04:11 PM (wtvvX)

66 Thanks for the thour perthimmons, couthin!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at November 22, 2023 04:11 PM (krQz2)

67 Seriously, did anyone in North America, South America, or Sub Saharan Africa ever invent the wheel?
Posted by: rd at November 22, 2023 04:10 PM (TRzjg)

We're working on what color it should be!

Posted by: Golgofrincham Ark Fleet Ship B Marketing Executives at November 22, 2023 04:11 PM (PiwSw)

68 65 42 The Redskins are playing the Cowboys tomorrow.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at November 22, 2023 04:07 PM (uMGpS)

And their fans will walk a Trail of Tears...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 22, 2023 04:11 PM (wtvvX)

It's the Commies vs the Cowboys!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 22, 2023 04:12 PM (xcxpd)

69 They should have invented the wheel.

They would have invaded Europe if only they didn't have to drag all of their shit around on the ground on animal hides.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:12 PM (guGkK)

70 Seriously, did anyone in North America, South America, or Sub Saharan Africa ever invent the wheel?
Posted by: rd at November 22, 2023 04:10 PM (TRzjg)

Yes....but they wore them as decorations and used them as sex toys.

D-U-M-B.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2023 04:12 PM (R/m4+)

71 Rez chicks are hawt.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

72 "The journey to decolonize Thanksgiving is also an opportunity for a broader movement to decenter colonial perspectives around the world...."

You lost. To whites. Your defeated ancestors were allowed to live. By whites.

Get over it.

Posted by: Gref at November 22, 2023 04:12 PM (5fDan)

73 Wasn't it the tomato that the indigestion types had thousands of years to figure out how to eat and them honkey mofos came over and made it edible in a generation or so?

Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 22, 2023 04:12 PM (hsOar)

74 Truthsgiving?
Hey there chief, how about giving up some tax money from the billions you're raking in from those cheesy casinos?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2023 04:12 PM (uSHSS)

75 42 The Redskins are playing the Cowboys tomorrow.
Posted by: Flatville Bill at November 22, 2023 04:07 PM (uMGpS)

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You mean the Washington Commanders (a name I attribute to those who defeated the redskins in naval warfare).

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 22, 2023 04:12 PM (pIx7m)

76 The NH town I live in started a Racial Equity and Inclusion Committee during the St. Floyd uprising. This has turned into more of a Native American group. They drafted a "Land Acknowledgement" that is posted EVERYWHERE with this group demanding it be read before every city meeting. This is also being pushed into the schools as well as other non-governmental civic organizations. Shut this garbage down if you see it coming to a town near you. Trust me.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2023 04:12 PM (N39Ws)

77 so for a while thanksgiving was supposed to be replaced by "Friendsgiving".

I guess we've moved on.

Posted by: kallisto acknowldeging this is how a society evolves at November 22, 2023 04:12 PM (dCxaZ)

78 They should have invented the wheel.

The Indians had wheels on children's toys. But they never made scaled it up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:12 PM (JrojV)

79 The noble redman. Only taking what was needed and living in harmony with nature. GTFOOH with that shit.

What is a bison jump?
Texas officials make 'incredibly rare' discovery
The recently confirmed bison jump site is the only other known in Texas, officials said.

A bison jump—a site used by Native Americans to harvest bison by driving a herd of the creatures off of a cliff. After the bison would plunge to their death, natives would harvest the meat and other various parts of the bison.

https://tinyurl.com/y4f728zm

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2023 04:13 PM (uiWTm)

80 Yeah fuck off.
And pass the gravy,

Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 04:13 PM (uy8Sl)

81 We Must "Decolonize" Thanksgiving, and Replace It With a Holiday That Makes Land Acknowledgements Called "Truthsgiving"

No.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2023 04:13 PM (aD39U)

82 >>>Let us drop food and knowledge, not bombs.

Love is love.

Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 04:13 PM (x5hic)

83 Prager U:

https://tinyurl.com/5x25c2dx

Posted by: Check it out at November 22, 2023 04:13 PM (3YJ3h)

84 BTW, I want my Land o' Lakes maiden back on the butter box where she belongs.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 22, 2023 04:13 PM (1qFuZ)

85 Shit. We had wheels. We were hell on wheels, in fact.

Posted by: The Sumerians at November 22, 2023 04:14 PM (guGkK)

86 Let us drop food and knowledge, not bombs.

Love is love.
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 04:13 PM (x5hic)
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Or Turkeys!

Posted by: Mr. Carlson at November 22, 2023 04:14 PM (krQz2)

87 That "celebration" would totally "de-colon-ize" me because it won't offer me anything I could put into my alimentary canal.

Posted by: Squanto, we hardly knew ya at November 22, 2023 04:14 PM (Eqssc)

88 will they be serving bugs instead of turkey?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 22, 2023 04:14 PM (B1FKF)

89 Anyway ace, he's Oglala. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: creeper at November 22, 2023 04:14 PM (cTCuP)

90 I’m still shocked BLACK Friday exists in 2023.

Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 04:14 PM (uy8Sl)

91 For thanksgiving, they ought to just be thankful for being conquered by a better civilization than the shit one they came from.

Posted by: Show me your people's constitution, shitbird at November 22, 2023 04:15 PM (pjs7m)

92 What is a bison jump?

$20. Same as in San Antonio.

Posted by: Sorry couldn't help it at November 22, 2023 04:15 PM (3YJ3h)

93 Rez chicks are hawt.
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

Yup. I lived near the Crow Reservation years ago. Tall and lithe. The young ladies anyway.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 22, 2023 04:15 PM (T/Lqj)

94 The Western colonial diet has almost completely ignored the nutritional and culinary diversity of North America
.......

Oh I don't know, what about Taco Bell?

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

95 They couldn't figure out how a wheel worked. Of course they are going to choose Kentucky Fried Chicken over squash with a side of squash.

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Ahem. Frybread - Zuni

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"According to Navajo tradition, frybread was created in 1864 using the flour, sugar, salt and lard that was given to them by the United States government ..."

Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 22, 2023 04:15 PM (hsOar)

96 How about "IHaveZeroFucksLeftForGiving?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 04:15 PM (dgnIS)

97 Buffy St. Marie pounces and seizes on this opportunity to purge her Pretendian shame and make a comeback by writing a soulful, folksy Truthsgiving ditty and posting it to TikTok

Posted by: kallisto thinks "hey, it could happen!" at November 22, 2023 04:15 PM (dCxaZ)

98 200,000 years ago, the first human type species emerged in what is now Botswana, South Africa.

All you other fvckers are colonists. Deal with it.

Posted by: Orson at November 22, 2023 04:15 PM (dIske)

99 70 Seriously, did anyone in North America, South America, or Sub Saharan Africa ever invent the wheel?
Posted by: rd at November 22, 2023 04:10 PM (TRzjg)

Yes....but they wore them as decorations and used them as sex toys.

D-U-M-B.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2023 04:12 PM (R/m4+)
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Two Mayan calendar shapes attached to a pole as a simple machine, whodathunk?

Posted by: Ancient Mayan Dude at November 22, 2023 04:16 PM (pIx7m)

100 "Truthsgiving"

So trannies have to stuff it with their "identity" one day out of the year--or are we not talking about that truth?

Posted by: Mr. Carlson at November 22, 2023 04:16 PM (krQz2)

101 Indigenous? Who speaks for the lost people that were killed by the "Native Americans when they arrived?
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 22, 2023 04:10 PM (f1kZG)

They genocided the Elves.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2023 04:16 PM (aD39U)

102 The Indians culturally appropriated the horse. Then treated their horses like crap.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:16 PM (JrojV)

103 Damn.. Can't we have one Holiday they don't ruin with "wokeness."?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (bs+z0)

The whole purpose of wokeness is destruction. Not just the past and the present, but also the annihilation of the future.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 04:16 PM (BdMk6)

104 There is a minority of native Indians as there are other minorities here who are whiny little bitches incapable of celebrating anything.

Let us hold them in high disregard and enjoy ourselves with our families and pray that all other Americans equally enjoy this season of thanks giving.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 04:16 PM (XQET7)

105 94 The Western colonial diet has almost completely ignored the nutritional and culinary diversity of North America
.......

Oh I don't know, what about Taco Bell?
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

Fire in the Disco. Fire in the Taco Bell.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 22, 2023 04:16 PM (xcxpd)

106 Decolonization just means anticivilization. Writers at the Nation will sit and enjoy the softness and every advantage of civilization while at the same time cheering for it to be burned down.

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 22, 2023 04:16 PM (PTHUV)

107 We came up with the astrolabe but we had no ships so we couldn't use it.

Posted by: The Indigenous Peoples at November 22, 2023 04:16 PM (guGkK)

108 Texas officials make 'incredibly rare' discovery
The recently confirmed bison jump site is the only other known in Texas, officials said.

A bison jump—a site used by Native Americans to harvest bison by driving a herd of the creatures off of a cliff. After the bison would plunge to their death, natives would harvest the meat and other various parts of the bison.

https://tinyurl.com/y4f728zm
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2023 04:13 PM (uiWTm)

The other historical sites being the Caesars Palace Fountains and the Snake River Canyon.

Posted by: Robert Craig Knievel, Historian at November 22, 2023 04:16 PM (4I/2K)

109 100 "Truthsgiving"

So trannies have to stuff it with their "identity" one day out of the year--or are we not talking about that truth?
Posted by: Mr. Carlson at November 22, 2023 04:16 PM (krQz2)

yeah, right
no

Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 04:17 PM (x5hic)

110 We still keep the casinos right
- Indians

Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 04:17 PM (uy8Sl)

111 Someone should ask how the Apache wound up in the Southwest or where the Hurons are, or how the Lakota got to the Plains. Genocidal conflicts among the natives were not particularly rare. They are, however, inconvenient to the narrative.

Posted by: RS at November 22, 2023 04:17 PM (E7m29)

112 How about "IHaveZeroFucksLeftForGiving?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale

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If you farmed using the techniques of the native Americans, your harvest would be bountiful?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 22, 2023 04:17 PM (8AONa)

113 Your people thought puppies were a delicacy. STFU

Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2023 04:17 PM (FQmDC)

114 >>Damn.. Can't we have one Holiday they don't ruin with "wokeness."?

I've been to Plymouth many times on Thanksgiving. There has been a small gathering of protesters in a park down near the rock for many, many years. Nobody paid any real attention to them then and I sure as hell am not going to start now.

It's not like Europeans just walked into New England and somehow stole the land from poor, unsuspecting injuns. Settlers fought for years and suffered many massacres at the hands of various Indian tribes. The Indians lost.

We gave them some nice casinos as conciliation prizes. When they start paying taxes on the millions they rake in then maybe I'll listen but probably not.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)

115 Indigenous? Who speaks for the lost people that were killed by the "Native Americans when they arrived?
Posted by: Darth Randall

The Clovisians.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2023 04:17 PM (uiWTm)

116 Thanksgiving is turkey genocide being driven mostly by hegemonic white male humans!!!

And they like to cover up their crimes with mashed potatoes and gravy!

Posted by: Professor Furry at November 22, 2023 04:17 PM (T1oyy)

117 Pre-colonial Indians invented 12th century black women

Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 22, 2023 04:18 PM (hsOar)

118 winner winner bison dinner!

Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 04:18 PM (x5hic)

119 I have nothing to apologize for.

Posted by: Archer at November 22, 2023 04:18 PM (gmo/4)

120 The land acknowledgements can be fun if only to hear lily-white librarians trying to pronounce "Xwi7xwa."

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 22, 2023 04:18 PM (aBJcM)

121 Sorry, if this new approach results in no sweet potato pie, then forget it.

Posted by: Paco at November 22, 2023 04:18 PM (njExo)

122 The Chevy Apache was a cool pickup truck.

Posted by: Back in the day at November 22, 2023 04:18 PM (3YJ3h)

123 Europeans spent thousands of years perfecting the art of warfare, mainly by practicing on each other.

Why should it come as a surprise that they would completely *wreck* a technologically inferior group of people?

If the leftists peddling this tripe refuse to take responsibility for the Comanche, the Apache, the Iroquois, the Aztecs, the Incas, and every other Native American tribe that delighted in waging war against their neighbors, then I refuse to take responsibility for my own Scottish ancestors.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2023 04:19 PM (BpYfr)

124 We Must "Decolonize" Thanksgiving, and Replace It With a Holiday That Makes Land Acknowledgements Called "Truthsgiving"

No.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2023 04:13 PM (aD39U)

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The judges would also have accepted "You first."

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 04:19 PM (dgnIS)

125 If people don’t want to celebrate Thanksgiving, by all means, don’t.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 22, 2023 04:19 PM (cae+0)

126 The Western colonial diet has almost completely ignored the nutritional and culinary diversity of North America

Yeah! Give me a slice of chokecherry pie!

On second thought...

Posted by: Gref at November 22, 2023 04:19 PM (5fDan)

127 Let's see, turkey, corn, potatoes, tomatoes, and for desert, chocolate. We really do ignore indigenous food.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 22, 2023 04:19 PM (brAQZ)

128 Thinking I'd go into Federal Indian Law after law school, I interned for a summer with a Sioux tribe's general counsel in S.D. The experience changed my mind entirely. Talk about a clusterfck group to associate with on legal grounds - no thanks. And their diet - please, many morbidly obese, particularly the women hardly to be celebrated. No doubt the regular feast of fry bread at every meal we had - deep fried slabs of dough - delicious but not what this article insinuates. .

Posted by: Son of Dad at November 22, 2023 04:20 PM (8JB5s)

129 I shot a turkey for thanksgiving. Man, you should have seen the people run out of that grocery store.

Posted by: Archer at November 22, 2023 04:20 PM (gmo/4)

130 If people don’t want to celebrate Thanksgiving, by all means, don’t.

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Same as Christmas. The same people that complain the most are the first ones to plan their vacations on their days off.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online persona at November 22, 2023 04:20 PM (hsOar)

131 If people don’t want to celebrate Thanksgiving, by all means, don’t.

Moar turkey 4 me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:20 PM (guGkK)

132 100mph car-explosion guy interview:

https://piped.video/watch?v=cV70TWa4pGA

4:21 minutes; WGRZ

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 04:20 PM (krqg6)

133 Wakanda invented the astrolabe.

Posted by: Some graduate student somewhere at November 22, 2023 04:20 PM (PiwSw)

134 Christopher Hitchens quit The Nation, challenging their claim that AG John Ashcroft represented a greater threat to America than Osama bin Laden.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 22, 2023 04:20 PM (SG1LR)

135
I might as well bison-jump.
Jump!
I might as well bison-ju-ump.

Posted by: Indigenous Rock Group at November 22, 2023 04:20 PM (krQz2)

136 Avenge us!

Posted by: The Lost Colony at November 22, 2023 04:21 PM (4I/2K)

137 I haven't shopped at Foodways in years.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:21 PM (JrojV)

138 Conquest without morality was the rule of all peoples and nations until a couple of hundred years ago. Only in the very recent past has morality become a major consideration in warfare.
______

It's a bit earlier than that. Started as soon as Europe was Christianized. Imperfectly, sure, but that remains true today.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 22, 2023 04:21 PM (brAQZ)

139 Didn’t a black lesbian invent thanksgiving dinner anyway?

Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 04:21 PM (uy8Sl)

140
LeftsTaking.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 22, 2023 04:21 PM (+oR7L)

141 The Party for Freedom (right wing populist) has won 35 seats in the Dutch election. The People's Party for Freedom and Democracy (center right) has won 23 seats.

The New Social Contract party (communist) has won 20 seats. The Green-Labor Alliance (Stalinist) has won 26 seats.

Skirting around the "no math" rule, it looks to me like the freedom parties have won 58 seats, while the communist parties have won only 46.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 22, 2023 04:21 PM (W5ArC)

142 111. - Someone should ask how the Apache wound up in the Southwest or where the Hurons are, or how the Lakota got to the Plains. Genocidal conflicts among the natives were not particularly rare. They are, however, inconvenient to the narrative. - RS

This is an excellent point. The Comanches carried out a war of extermination against the Apaches beginning in the 18th century, ultimately driving them from the plains into the remote reaches of the southwestern deserts.

Posted by: Paco at November 22, 2023 04:21 PM (njExo)

143 I shot a turkey for thanksgiving. Man, you should have seen the people run out of that grocery store.

Posted by: Archer at November 22, 2023 04:20 PM (gmo/4)
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LOL.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:21 PM (krQz2)

144 I haven't shopped at Foodways in years.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:21 PM (JrojV)

Last time I went there they were looting the Foodways.

Posted by: Katie at November 22, 2023 04:21 PM (guGkK)

145 Don't jump!

Posted by: Sleepy Joe at November 22, 2023 04:22 PM (3YJ3h)

146
Did the Turkey use He/Him, She/Her, or Ze,Zem pronouns?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 22, 2023 04:22 PM (+oR7L)

147 >>And we're sick of it, and we're done with it. We never point this out, because we don't want to upset people who are clearly insecure about their ancestors' failures. Who wants to pick on the fat kid?

So... You're a no on Jazz and Peanut Butter?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2023 04:22 PM (XV/Pl)

148 > I am a proud member of the Oglala Lakota Nation

I'll believe in "decolonization" when this communist waterhead fucks right the hell off back to Siberia.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 22, 2023 04:23 PM (W5ArC)

149 What was the turkey doing in your pajamas?

Posted by: Groucho at November 22, 2023 04:23 PM (3YJ3h)

150 As a Celt, I still haven't forgiven the bloody Anglo-Saxons for running my ancestors out of some of the best land in Britain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:23 PM (guGkK)

151 And next year it will be "Lived-Truths-giving".

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:23 PM (krQz2)

152 Ace, will you be taking tomorrow off? I hope you do.

And that you have a wonderful Truths, er, Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:23 PM (JrojV)

153 Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump is a a couple of hours drive from me.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 22, 2023 04:23 PM (VdGjU)

154 Zombie Chandler Bing would approve of the anti-Thanksgiving sentiment…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 22, 2023 04:23 PM (xT8gx)

155 Amid all the colonization and violence he neglected to mention the time machine usage. Else how could those pilgrims in 1637 enjoy the feast of "meat-and-potatoes dishes inspired by Eurocentric 1960s-era cookbooks."

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2023 04:23 PM (991eG)

156 What is an astrolabe?

Posted by: and No, I don't have $20 at November 22, 2023 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

157 Looks like some Indian typed: "Chat GPT, write some leftish gibberish about Thanksgiving."

Posted by: Chuck C at November 22, 2023 04:24 PM (xttsV)

158 Plymouth Rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFTrHk8PRDw

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 04:24 PM (XQET7)

159 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee
Idiot Terrorists Try To Enter Via Canadian Border When Southern Border Is Wide Open
https://buff.ly/3usG14X

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 04:24 PM (krqg6)

160 As a Celt, I still haven't forgiven the bloody Anglo-Saxons for running my ancestors out of some of the best land in Britain.

They stole all of their vowels. Thus, Welsh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:24 PM (JrojV)

161 Find me a group of people on the planet who were there 1000 years ago, and were not in some way “colonized”.

Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 04:24 PM (uy8Sl)

162 159 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee
Idiot Terrorists Try To Enter Via Canadian Border When Southern Border Is Wide Open
https://buff.ly/3usG14X
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 04:24 PM (krqg6)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 04:24 PM (bs+z0)

163 Ahh yes, like clockwork, it's time yet again for another traditional family holiday to get trashed and replaced by the Hate America crowd. They really, really, really hate America. Just not enough to GTFO.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 22, 2023 04:24 PM (UseAb)

164 In honor of native Americans on Thanksgiving scalp your guests and burn their car.

Posted by: Aviator at November 22, 2023 04:24 PM (HQ9Sl)

165 LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - OCTOBER 19, 2023: Sotheby's Global Head of Spirits, Jonny Fowle, poses with a bottle of Macallan 1926 Adami, the world's most valuable whisky (estimate £750,000-1.2 million), during a photocall at Sotheby's auction house in London, United Kingdom on October 19, 2023. The bottle will be offered during an auction on November 18. (Photo credit should read Wiktor Szymanowicz/Future Publishing via Getty Images)

Sold for $2.7 million.

https://tinyurl.com/bx347tx5

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2023 04:25 PM (uiWTm)

166 In the outdated terms of history human society has had broad catagories such as savages, barbarians, and civilization.

The vast majority of the native groups were simply savages.
At least neaderthals had caves. These guys for the most part, not even that.

Aztec, incas, mayans had borderline civilizations. But I don't think they had a single technology not already known by the other continents. As a whole, no impact on human civilization.

But let's all fallback on the food...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 04:25 PM (cOq4q)

167 "Well we live now in an age of Loser's Justice, when the losers of the war can, somehow, endlessly torment the great-great-great-granchildren of the winners of their ancestors having won in war."

The globalists/oligarchs are the winners and they promote the "Loser Justice" to keep the rabble at odds with each other. (used to be the USSR breaking our society and marching through our institutions, but post WW2 our CIA perhaps took the lead? idk)

They did not win the battles by being noble, but by bribing governments and cheating ... largely. Bailouts for billionaires, hedge funds that sell out America and move companies to China to use slaves and pollute freely ... while using our government and military to protect their overseas investments. ... or some such thang.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 22, 2023 04:25 PM (Cus5s)

168 100mph car-explosion guy interview:

https://piped.video/watch?v=cV70TWa4pGA

4:21 minutes; WGRZ
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 04:20 PM (krqg6)

Aw, he says it was just a Chrysler 300, and someone else claimed it was a Bentley.

Posted by: spindrift at November 22, 2023 04:25 PM (Zdu9h)

169 My spinster aunt drove a Chevy Astrolabe. No wonder she never got married.

Posted by: Way back then at November 22, 2023 04:25 PM (3YJ3h)

170 How many time do I have to say that if the Indians (woo-woo) wanted to win, they should have fought harder.

Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2023 04:25 PM (JwHpX)

171 Softly, faintly, in the background, I hear a familiar melody.

Sounds like a Paul Revere and the Raiders tune . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2023 04:25 PM (4I/2K)

172 Now, the astrolabia, on the other hand...

Posted by: Seven of Nine at November 22, 2023 04:25 PM (JrojV)

173 >>This is an excellent point. The Comanches carried out a war of extermination against the Apaches beginning in the 18th century, ultimately driving them from the plains into the remote reaches of the southwestern deserts.

Was a constant thing even when the Pilgrims were settled in their little colony. During the Beaver Wars, not that kind morons, the Iroquois wiped out numerous tribes. And they were vicious as hell.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 04:26 PM (ZLI7S)

174 The author’s name is Sean Sherman. Feather Indian my ass. More like Anal Indian. Fuck off regardless. I’m not gonna apologize for my ancestors being better at conquest and governing and technology and civilization than yours were.

Oh and I’m actually a tiny part Feather Indian, on my grandmother’s side.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 22, 2023 04:26 PM (d/S6j)

175 "And their diet - please, many morbidly obese, "

Oh Good God, yes. I received training years ago at a location where many tribal police also train, and I thought they were Samoan they were so fat. Long gone are the lean Apache warriors; I expected to see most of them drop dead outside the chow hall.

I love this narrative that somehow all the Indian tribes lived in harmony and peace with mother Earth; many of them were bloodthirsty raiders and killers. The Comanche, for example, were basically nomadic Mongols who every other tribe jumped at the chance to kill.

Posted by: UGAdawg at November 22, 2023 04:26 PM (tRd71)

176 > 150 As a Celt, I still haven't forgiven the bloody Anglo-Saxons for running my ancestors out of some of the best land in Britain.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:23 PM (guGkK)

Ahem.

Posted by: Pre-Pictish Dude at November 22, 2023 04:26 PM (W5ArC)

177 This is an excellent point. The Comanches carried out a war of extermination against the Apaches beginning in the 18th century, ultimately driving them from the plains into the remote reaches of the southwestern deserts.
Posted by: Paco at November 22, 2023 04:21 PM (njExo)

Comanches were badass. They didn't play by the rules.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 04:26 PM (BdMk6)

178 Didn’t a black lesbian invent thanksgiving dinner anyway?
Posted by: Montec
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They did the calculations for the pumpkin pie recipe.

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 22, 2023 04:27 PM (aBJcM)

179 "Indigenous values shift the focus toward acknowledging our shared human experiences and rights, one of which is the profound relationship between humans and food--and not just any food, but our own traditional foods, stewarded in a way that is healthy for our bodies, minds, and souls."

I am a scientist. I want to see the successful small scale model as a "proof of concept", BEFORE wider application.

Leftists keep promising Utopia, but everywhere their model is applied it results in a sh*thole.

According to this guy in the OP, if I walk into the middle of the reservation I will find healthy, happy, and well-fed people that follow his "indigenous process". Not what I have observed in my limited sampling.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 04:27 PM (HlyYF)

180 Around here the saying goes "Drunker than 10 Pine Ridgers". I'll just assume the writer was heavily intoxicated.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at November 22, 2023 04:27 PM (5C4od)

181 If people don’t want to celebrate Thanksgiving, by all means, don’t.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
.......

By the looks of the supermarket yesterday, I think they still might.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

182 Comanches were the Mongols of the American plains.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:27 PM (guGkK)

183 Decolonization?

I see there are two great examples of decolonization underway right now.

Zimbabwe and South Africa.

Zimbabwe we t from being the bread basket of modern Africa to a starving third world country in a decade.

South Africa is slowly devolving from formerly a first world nuclear power to a crime ridden hell hole that cannot keep its lights on, or even export products and raw materials if they aretoo far from their ports. Not only can't they get the trains to run on time? They cannot get the trains to run at all.

Posted by: rd at November 22, 2023 04:27 PM (OhEcK)

184 Welcome to technical support. My name is...Bob.

Posted by: Most Indians at November 22, 2023 04:27 PM (3YJ3h)

185 And only a month until they while about the next big holiday-Christmas. I think wokesters should put out a calendar "Whining through American holidays"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 04:28 PM (RSbhh)

186 I saw Nasty Cope and Loser's Justice open for Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac at Hollywood & Vine in '95.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 04:28 PM (wmsyX)

187 How many time do I have to say that if the Indians (woo-woo) wanted to win, they should have fought harder.

Well, they did have that problem of no immunity to European diseases, which was nobody's fault.

But, yeah, if the Euros were so evil, the peaceful noble savages should have dropped their quarrels with each and pushed 'em back into the Atlantic.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:28 PM (JrojV)

188 We learned our lesson. That shit ain't happening again.

Posted by: North Sentinel Island tribe at November 22, 2023 04:28 PM (MeG8a)

189 Land Theft, Slavery, Murder , Torture .

Sounds like a normal day for most Indian tribes before the white man came.

Posted by: Drive by at November 22, 2023 04:28 PM (MNhXM)

190 This is an excellent point. The Comanches carried out a war of extermination against the Apaches beginning in the 18th century, ultimately driving them from the plains into the remote reaches of the southwestern deserts.
Posted by: Paco at November 22, 2023 04:21 PM (njExo)

Fun fact about the Apache and the Navajo; their language family, Athabascan, is unrelated to any of the other Indian groups around them, but is closely related to American Indian languages in Alaska and the Yukon. Given the dominance of the Chacoan culture in the region until about 1150, it's believed that the ancestral Navajo and Apache only made it to the Southwest a couple of hundred years before the Spaniards did.

It also explains why the Hopi and Navajo hate each other so much. (Hopi and Zuni presumed to be descendants of the Chacoan culture)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 22, 2023 04:28 PM (i9ffA)

191 > They stole all of their vowels. Thus, Welsh.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:24 PM (JrojV)

Same story with Poland. They stole all the vowels from the hard-working Poles and sent them off to those Polynesian layabouts.

Posted by: Pre-Pictish Dude at November 22, 2023 04:29 PM (W5ArC)

192 Living in the Americas pre-honkey was no fun. Constant tribal warfare.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 22, 2023 04:29 PM (R4t5M)

193 Locals eagerly 'sold' land to an early group of colonialists near the mouth of a river. Locals knew it was brackish and only used it for hunting groups - no crops. Locals expected the colony to die off in a year or two. Did not happen.

Locals got tired of waiting and attacked.

Nobody said they stupid, just primitive.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 04:29 PM (cOq4q)

194 Comanches were the Mongols of the American plains.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:27 PM (guGkK)
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Seeing that they were close genetic relatives of Mongols....

But yeah, the Apaches were thought to be bad-asses, but they wanted US's help against the Comanches, who they thought were NUTS.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:29 PM (krQz2)

195 Dear Nation, blow me , that is all

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 22, 2023 04:29 PM (O8bOp)

196 As a Celt, I still haven't forgiven the bloody Anglo-Saxons for running my ancestors out of some of the best land in Britain.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:23 PM (guGkK)

A real Celt! so do you pronounce the C as a "K" or an "S" ?

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2023 04:29 PM (V13WU)

197 Who wants to pick on the fat kid?

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You must be new here.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 04:29 PM (wmsyX)

198 European colonizers stopped the noble savages from human sacrifice and cannibalism.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 04:29 PM (XQET7)

199 The REAL problem these people have with Thanksgiving is the Person to Whom we give our thanks.

Posted by: Emmie at November 22, 2023 04:29 PM (Sf2cq)

200 Oh and I’m actually a tiny part Feather Indian, on my grandmother’s side.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 22, 2023 04:26 PM (d/S6j)

There's no indian blood in you until you receive your Indian Card.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 04:29 PM (BdMk6)

201 They want to destroy Thanksgiving because it is a uniquely AMERICAN holiday.

Fuck off. Leave. Go kill yourself.

Posted by: The reel Nikky Hailey at November 22, 2023 04:30 PM (acik9)

202 Comanches were the Mongols of the American plains.

Bring it, bitches.

Posted by: The Iroquois in their prime at November 22, 2023 04:30 PM (JrojV)

203 Hopi and change.

Posted by: Let me be clear at November 22, 2023 04:30 PM (3YJ3h)

204 "Sean Sherman is an award-winning chef, educator, author, and activist."

Enough said about that poofster.

Chase Iron Eyes should be thankful he was born in modern times, rather than being born when his people were pre-historic stone age tribesman.

He has the luxury of shitting in a toilet and staying warm during the winter.

These people can fuck off.

That is what I will be thankful for.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 22, 2023 04:30 PM (ufFY8)

205 The English oppressed and exploited my people for hundreds of years, then the goddamn Yankees oppressed and exploited them when they came over to the US. Where are my fucking reparations?

Posted by: That smoothbrained faggot Charles owes me! at November 22, 2023 04:30 PM (8vw5b)

206 189 Land Theft, Slavery, Murder , Torture .

Sounds like a normal day for most Indian tribes before the white man came.

Posted by: Drive by at November 22, 2023 04:28 PM

"You said rape twice."

"I like rape."

-- Movie that could never be made today

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 04:30 PM (HlyYF)

207 "Decolonization in this context would mean resisting the dominance of colonial influences globally and reclaiming Indigenous knowledge, values, and, of course, foodways."

OK. Starting today, Indigenous Peoples in the Americas will not be permitted to own horses or cows, eat horse meat and beef, use anything containing ferrous metal, use wheeled vehicles, own or use firearms...nor use a lot of other stuff brought to the Americas by the 'colonizers.'

Are you satisfied now?

Posted by: Gref at November 22, 2023 04:30 PM (5fDan)

208 It's funny reading about American Indians being such great stewards of the environment. If you ever travel on Indian land, you will see that most of their homes are like trash dumps. They are almost literally surrounded by piles of junk and garbage.
It looks like whenever they get finished with something, they just take it out into the yard and throw it on one of the piles.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 22, 2023 04:30 PM (dr4Q1)

209 100mph car-explosion guy interview:

https://piped.video/watch?v=cV70TWa4pGA

4:21 minutes; WGRZ
Posted by: andycanuc
_____________

He says someone told him the car was a Bentley.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 22, 2023 04:31 PM (Sn8AU)

210 Hopi and change.
Posted by: Let me be clear at November 22, 2023 04:30 PM (3YJ3h)

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Heh

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2023 04:31 PM (LsAl1)

211 Comanches were the Mongols of the American plains.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:27 PM (guGkK)

Yup. they tore shit up.

Their cousins, the Shoshoni were far less aggressive.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 22, 2023 04:31 PM (T/Lqj)

212 > 189 Land Theft, Slavery, Murder , Torture .

Sounds like a normal day for most Indian tribes before the white man came.
Posted by: Drive by at November 22, 2023 04:28 PM (MNhXM)

The Tlingit tribe in Alaska used to run slave raids all the way down into Northern California.

They enslaved some of the early white explorers, too.

Legal slavery in North America came to an end not on "Juneteenth", but on October 18, 1867, when the U.S. purchase of Alaska became effective and we freed all the Tlingit slaves and Russian serfs.

Their former masters were not happy.

Posted by: Pre-Pictish Dude at November 22, 2023 04:32 PM (W5ArC)

213 I looked at the Owamni Restaurant website.

They have a button labeled "Make Reservations"

I laughed.

Does that make me a bad personn?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2023 04:32 PM (991eG)

214 It also explains why the Hopi and Navajo hate each other so much. (Hopi and Zuni presumed to be descendants of the Chacoan culture)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 22, 2023 04:28 PM (i9ffA)
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The Huron name for Iroquois translates into "Murdering bastards". Because one Iroquois tribe knew a Huron tribe would have all the men out hunting. So they attacked a town with no men, raped the women they wanted to rape--and perhaps teen boys and girls as well, and then killed them all.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:32 PM (krQz2)

215 160 As a Celt, I still haven't forgiven the bloody Anglo-Saxons for running my ancestors out of some of the best land in Britain.
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Bunch of drunks you know. If your group stayed sober long enough you could have fought them back.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 04:32 PM (XQET7)

216 Oh ffs
Off Haley dock

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 22, 2023 04:32 PM (acik9)

217 "Should America Continue to Celebrate Thanksgiving?"

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I think I know what bothers them about it, it's thanking God. We must remember that all left and leftism is sinister as its Latin name says. For almost a century leftists hid behind the "liberal" label but now they are coming out to tell us who they really are. We better take note.

Posted by: Decaf at November 22, 2023 04:32 PM (3JfbU)

218 here are my fucking reparations?
Posted by: That smoothbrained faggot Charles owes me!

OK, fine. How many tampons do you want?

Posted by: King Charles at November 22, 2023 04:32 PM (JrojV)

219 That Huron story invalidates Rousseau in a single story.

Ain't nothing noble about savages. Some are, some aren't.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:33 PM (krQz2)

220 Does that make me a bad personn?
Posted by: Muldoon

No.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 22, 2023 04:33 PM (acik9)

221 We should call the official holiday Hey-Take-A-Day-Off-From-Bitching.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:33 PM (krQz2)

222 In fact, thw ehine moms could combine suggestions for wines for every month with the "Whine Through American holidays" calendar.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 04:34 PM (RSbhh)

223 The entire world is one big colonization.

Might Makes Right was and is the way of the world and always will be. It's only the last century that the United States became the protector preventing most of it.

Ironic isn't it.

Posted by: Drive by at November 22, 2023 04:34 PM (MNhXM)

224 >>European colonizers stopped the noble savages from human sacrifice and cannibalism.

In the Algonquin dialect Mohawk mean "flesh eater".

Indians were experts at torture. Noble torture, of course.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 04:34 PM (ZLI7S)

225 walking around eggshells

Eggs are imperialist.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 22, 2023 04:34 PM (2OLVu)

226 OK. Starting today, Indigenous Peoples in the Americas will not be permitted to own horses or cows, eat horse meat and beef, use anything containing ferrous metal, use wheeled vehicles, own or use firearms...nor use a lot of other stuff brought to the Americas by the 'colonizers.'

Are you satisfied now?

Posted by: Gref at November 22, 2023 04:30 PM

I will cease every single bit of MY cultural appropriation if the people bitching about it just agree to cease using every product that utilizes an integrated circuit.

None of the Cultural Fascists ever have agreed to my terms!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 04:34 PM (HlyYF)

227 196 As a Celt, I still haven't forgiven the bloody Anglo-Saxons for running my ancestors out of some of the best land in Britain.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:23 PM (guGkK)

A real Celt! so do you pronounce the C as a "K" or an "S" ?
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2023 04:29 PM (V13WU)

Well you know some of your people came over and built that stone wall in Georgia.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 22, 2023 04:35 PM (i9ffA)

228 > 188 We learned our lesson. That shit ain't happening again.
Posted by: North Sentinel Island tribe at November 22, 2023 04:28 PM (MeG8a)

Yeah, you're just lucky that no one gave a fuck about your shithole island until recently.

Back in the day, the Widow of Windsor's men would have taught you proper English behavior by means of Mauser rifles and bayonets.

Posted by: Pre-Pictish Dude at November 22, 2023 04:35 PM (W5ArC)

229 Yeah, I have started pushing back on all of it. Not getting too much resistance, probably because either they are also tired of it, or because they realize they can't win the fight and prefer not to engage.

Fuck them. The Indians were not great environmental stewards, they were into slavery, rape, torture - like most of the world prior to the western enlightenment. So fuck them all. I hope this guy's oven explodes on Thanksgiving and burns his house down and everyone at his dinner.

Asshat.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 22, 2023 04:35 PM (GZYu7)

230 So there are a couple of terrorists have redefined the meaning of crossing the rainbow bridge.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 22, 2023 04:35 PM (VdGjU)

231 Me heap no go wampum casino, Tonto.
Eatum shitum. How.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 22, 2023 04:36 PM (2OLVu)

232 Show me a single country in the entire world that wasn't founded in conquest.

I'll give thanks and have some pie while I wait.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 22, 2023 04:36 PM (OX9vb)

233 @198

>>European colonizers stopped the noble savages from human sacrifice and cannibalism.

Sort of like that cop shooting the black girl who was going to stab the other black girl to death, it's a thing amongst the savages, we just simply don't understand.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2023 04:37 PM (XV/Pl)

234 As a Celt, I still haven't forgiven the bloody Anglo-Saxons for running my ancestors out of some of the best land in Britain.
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Bunch of drunks you know. If your group stayed sober long enough you could have fought them back.
Posted by: Braenyard

I'll drink to that!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2023 04:37 PM (uiWTm)

235 Fuck them. The Indians were not great environmental stewards, they were into slavery, rape, torture - like most of the world prior to the western enlightenment. So fuck them all. I hope this guy's oven explodes on Thanksgiving and burns his house down and everyone at his dinner.

Asshat.
Posted by: Black JEM

That's a terrible thing to say!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 22, 2023 04:37 PM (R4t5M)

236 202 Comanches were the Mongols of the American plains.
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You weren't a man unless you could have six arrows in the air while at a full gallop.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 04:37 PM (XQET7)

237 I looked at the Owamni Restaurant website.

They have a button labeled "Make Reservations"

I laughed.

Does that make me a bad personn?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2023 04:32 PM (991eG)
***

Heap big snort here.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2023 04:37 PM (uSHSS)

238 Show me a single country in the entire world that wasn't founded in conquest.

Wakanda?

Posted by: I have never seen that stupid fucking movie thank God at November 22, 2023 04:37 PM (ufFY8)

239 Seriously, did anyone in North America, South America, or Sub Saharan Africa ever invent the wheel?
Posted by: rd at November 22, 2023 04:10 PM

Remember that the wheel wasn't invented in most places. The ancient Greeks figured out how to use it to carry burdens, but it took a while for the idea to spread. Britain didn't have it until about 500 BC.

The people living in current-day Mexico invented the wheel, but they never developed it further than toys. Incans used wooden rollers to move huge stones and carvings, but those were moved by humans. They didn't have horses or oxen.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 22, 2023 04:37 PM (6XjE4)

240 Eggs are imperialist.

They practice albumen supremacy.

Posted by: King Charles at November 22, 2023 04:38 PM (JrojV)

241 Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump is a a couple of hours drive from me.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd

I've been to the museum!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2023 04:38 PM (IG4Id)

242 Might Makes Right was and is the way of the world and always will be. It's only the last century that the United States became the protector preventing most of it.

Ironic isn't it.
Posted by: Drive by at November 22, 2023 04:34 PM (MNhXM)
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It's mainly the West that has the view of the "Meek inheriting the Earth" and made strides toward that.

Secularized, everybody wants to be a victim to lay a claim to the Earth as the "injured party".

2000 years after one of the most powerful empires in history (Rome) snuffed out the life of some local rogue rabbi on a cross built for displaying your power and the rebel's prostration before power.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:38 PM (krQz2)

243 230 So there are a couple of terrorists have redefined the meaning of crossing the rainbow bridge.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 22, 2023 04:35 PM

May all of the prior good doggies of the world now have those two sh*tstains to nip on the ass from now until the end of eternity!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 04:38 PM (HlyYF)

244 208 It's funny reading about American Indians being such great stewards of the environment. If you ever travel on Indian land, you will see that most of their homes are like trash dumps. They are almost literally surrounded by piles of junk and garbage. It looks like whenever they get finished with something, they just take it out into the yard and throw it on one of the piles.

Their people use every part of the trash.

Posted by: Trash, Beautiful Trash at November 22, 2023 04:38 PM (pjs7m)

245 216 Oh ffs

Dang it Nurse. She was finally making some sense

Posted by: Kratwurst at November 22, 2023 04:38 PM (nIRE6)

246 Hell, half of my ancestors oppressed the other half of my ancestors.

How do I get compensation?

Maybe there's a law firm called Skarsgaard-McDougall.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 22, 2023 04:38 PM (T/Lqj)

247 Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump is a a couple of hours drive from me.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd
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Don' you hate it when you get your fingers caught in a buffalo right before the jump?!

Posted by: Native Guy at November 22, 2023 04:39 PM (krQz2)

248
The Nation is one of the better lefty publications, they actually care for their readership, by printing on proper newsprint.

Soft, strong, and thoroughly absorbent.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2023 04:39 PM (n+4am)

249 > The Indians were not great environmental stewards

Pretty much every species of North American megafauna, with the exception of those that were inherent badasses (e.g., buffalo, mountain lions) went extinct within a couple thousand years of the first proto-Indians arriving in North America.

Same thing with the Maori in New Zealand. There's a reason why the giant moa birds are no longer a thing.

Posted by: Pre-Pictish Dude at November 22, 2023 04:39 PM (W5ArC)

250 They didn't have horses or oxen.

They had plenty of bison, and, in S. America, llamas. That excuse is BS.

Posted by: King Charles at November 22, 2023 04:39 PM (JrojV)

251 At our restaurant, Owamni, and in tribal communities everywhere, food is a celebration of history, culture, and environmental stewardship. When we strip away the ills of colonization, we demand the shared human right of access to healthy, culturally significant, and regionally appropriate foods.
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Let's see.
- No one is stopping you from buying whatever food you consider appropriate, Chief. Just don't expect me to pay for it.
- What exactly is culturally significant food; idem regionally appropriate? Funny I thought corn and turkey were N. American products, thus regionally appropriate.
- I could be wrong but I learnt that the Plains Indians went from famine to feast and back to famine, depending how on many buffaloes they managed to kill, if any.
- So when a tribal member buys a burger and fries at MacD he's celebrating history, culture and environmental bullshit? Whose history and culture? What does the environment have to do with it?

Posted by: Ciampino - Wheels? I don't see any Indian wheels at November 22, 2023 04:40 PM (qfLjt)

252 Maybe you should have fought harder. Oh wait; you were busy fighting other tribes. Never mind.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 22, 2023 04:40 PM (lXCUP)

253 Incans used wooden rollers to move huge stones and carvings, but those were moved by humans. They didn't have horses or oxen.

Ever try getting a team of Nutrias to pull something heavy? It's hopeless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:40 PM (guGkK)

254 Their people use every part of the trash.
Posted by: Trash, Beautiful Trash at November 22, 2023 04:38 PM (pjs7m)

Ok, I LOLed, dammit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 22, 2023 04:40 PM (ufFY8)

255 One minute they're giving you food, the next they're ready to bash your brains in.

Posted by: John Smith, Jamestown 1607 at November 22, 2023 04:40 PM (4I/2K)

256 OOF! Of The King's Tampon sock!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:41 PM (JrojV)

257 Well, when the space aliens come in their hyperdrive colony ships with spindizzy fields and conquer all humans, I can only hope that my distant descendants start bitching and whining at their Alien Overlords and demanding reparations.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 22, 2023 04:41 PM (d/S6j)

258 Don' you hate it when you get your fingers caught in a buffalo right before the jump?!
Posted by: Native Guy at November 22, 2023 04:39 PM (krQz2)

No kidding

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 22, 2023 04:41 PM (VdGjU)

259 Same thing with the Maori in New Zealand. There's a reason why the giant moa birds are no longer a thing.

Wait. So there ain't no moa?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:41 PM (guGkK)

260 246 Hell, half of my ancestors oppressed the other half of my ancestors.

How do I get compensation?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 22, 2023 04:38 PM

I think you get a Schrodinger's Check.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 04:41 PM (HlyYF)

261 one of the projects she undertook was persuading Ind Americans to eat more like their ancestors did, i.e. fish, corn, squash, etc.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (I/Qkd)

Yeah? Which Native Americans? Some nations ate this way, but others were strictly hunters, were they not? I think some of the eastern tribes were people who settled and farmed. Western tribes hunted and ate game (and used every part of the buffalo, dontcha know).

*I could be wrong. If I am, don't tell anyone. I hate to be wrong.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 22, 2023 04:42 PM (OX9vb)

262 “ The sanitized version of Thanksgiving neglects to mention the violence, land theft, and subsequent decimation of Indigenous populations. ”

No, I’m thankful for those things too. The White Christian version of civilization that replaced the totality of native populations was vastly superior, even after it was co-opted in the mid 1960s. It has declined precipitously since, but those of us in Gen X still got to enjoy it for a few decades.

What we have now? What’s left? Sure, we can scrap this for a tomahawk to the forehead as a way of settling disputes.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at November 22, 2023 04:42 PM (5ocdy)

263 Their people use every part of the trash.

Posted by: Trash, Beautiful Trash at November 22, 2023 04:38 PM (pjs7m)
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Need something to wipe our asses.

Posted by: Native Guy at November 22, 2023 04:42 PM (krQz2)

264 Oh ffs
Off Haley dock

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I read that as "Haley dick."

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 04:42 PM (n99CU)

265 They had plenty of bison, and, in S. America, llamas. That excuse is BS.
Posted by: King Charles at November 22, 2023 04:39 PM (JrojV)

Right?

Whoa, stupid giant, truculent beast!

Posted by: Guy on a Buffalo at November 22, 2023 04:42 PM (T/Lqj)

266 What is with these faux intellectual CRT leftists and the word 'lens'?

Y'all can acknowledge this right here.

Posted by: norrin radd at November 22, 2023 04:43 PM (A7GQ0)

267 *I could be wrong. If I am, don't tell anyone. I hate to be wrong.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 22, 2023 04:42 PM (OX9vb)

You're on the internet, where there is no wrong.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:43 PM (guGkK)

268 Good column Ace. Still, someone has to ask, did you endorse Fat Dumb Ron for free, or did you take a payout? Because you know facts are coming out about Fat Dumb Ron Paul paying $100,000 for important endorsements.

I’m guessing that you and the rest of your brain-dead group of advisers (especially the arrogant ignorant CBD) endorsed Fat Dump Ron for free, because you both identify as SuperStupid.

Bravo.

Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at November 22, 2023 04:43 PM (Oy5Ch)

269 Ever try getting a team of Nutrias to pull something heavy? It's hopeless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:40 PM

I have seen beavers pulling some pretty big trees.

Heck, I have seen them swimming some pretty big trees across the lake!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 04:43 PM (HlyYF)

270 It's funny reading about American Indians being such great stewards of the environment. If you ever travel on Indian land, you will see that most of their homes are like trash dumps. They are almost literally surrounded by piles of junk and garbage.
It looks like whenever they get finished with something, they just take it out into the yard and throw it on one of the piles.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 22, 2023 04:30 PM (dr4Q1)

Not just present-day. There are several locations in northwest OK where the indians had garbage dumps long before the blue-eyed devils came.

Also nomadic indians would move into a region, deplete all living things around them, and then move on and do it all over again.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 04:43 PM (BdMk6)

271 251 Continued

Only the USA celebrates Thanksgiving so trying to spin a global face on this is meaningless. Considering that no country on Earth has probably not experienced invasions with or without long term colonization, the diatribe expressed is the output of an ignorant and uneducated fool.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wheels? I don't see any Indian wheels. at November 22, 2023 04:43 PM (qfLjt)

272 I think you get a Schrodinger's Check.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 04:41 PM (HlyYF)
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It's only not in the envelope when you open up the envelope to see.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:44 PM (krQz2)

273 That last video is kinda gay...
just saying.

Posted by: Liberace's Hairdresser at November 22, 2023 04:44 PM (bnbN+)

274 > What is with these faux intellectual CRT leftists and the word 'lens'?

It's five years ago's whackademic trendword. It's being replaced by "colonialism" as we speak.

Before that it was "problematic".

Posted by: Pre-Pictish Dude at November 22, 2023 04:44 PM (W5ArC)

275 can have my turkey breast when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
Posted by: JackStraw

Got the spreadable cheese for that all-important midnight 1st turkey sammich.

Posted by: DaveA at November 22, 2023 04:45 PM (FhXTo)

276 They had plenty of bison, and, in S. America, llamas. That excuse is BS.
Posted by: King Charles

Northern Europeans managed to domesticate reindeer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2023 04:45 PM (IG4Id)

277 >>>Pretty much every species of North American megafauna, with the exception of those that were inherent badasses (e.g., buffalo, mountain lions) went extinct within a couple thousand years of the first proto-Indians arriving in North America.

Some people mistakenly think that Europeans introduced horses to North America. They actually reintroduced them. Horses originated here and were hunted to extinction.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 22, 2023 04:45 PM (xPl2J)

278 Northern Europeans managed to domesticate reindeer.

Santa was a badass.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:45 PM (JrojV)

279 What is with these faux intellectual CRT leftists and the word 'lens'?

It's five years ago's whackademic trendword. It's being replaced by "colonialism" as we speak.

Before that it was "problematic".
Posted by: Pre-Pictish Dude at November 22, 2023 04:44 PM (W5ArC)

*ahem*

Posted by: Intersectional at November 22, 2023 04:45 PM (guGkK)

280 Am I supposed to apologize for dragging the "native" Americans out of the stone age, bringing them technology and curing their illnesses, teaching them written language and placing them squarely within the privileged society of the modern world? I often ask that when confronted by Alaska Native nonsense about their "vibrant culture" that had no wheel, no reasonably safe way of hunting, no way of preserving their culture over generations, no way of keeping and eating fresh foods.

Did crappy things happen in the process? Sure. But do they want us to believe they weren't killing each other just as fast as any Europeans?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 04:45 PM (Wfa6X)

281 And lay off the frickin' fire water and maybe go to the range once in a while.

Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2023 04:45 PM (JwHpX)

282 can have my turkey breast when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Damn. Feathers and everything?

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:46 PM (krQz2)

283 Chief Angry Buffalo, is it true we Indians are given our names according to the first thing our father sees after we are born?

Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)

284 Ima gonna reimagine an authentic decolonialist boot up your ass if you don't get off that couch.

Posted by: Red Forman at November 22, 2023 04:46 PM (PiwSw)

285 They had plenty of bison, and, in S. America, llamas. That excuse is BS.
Posted by: King Charles

Northern Europeans managed to domesticate reindeer.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2023 04:45 PM (IG4Id)

Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2023 04:46 PM (4I/2K)

286 Some people mistakenly think that Europeans introduced horses to North America. They actually reintroduced them. Horses originated here and were hunted to extinction.

So the first indigenous Americans were Japanese?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:46 PM (JrojV)

287 Seriously, did anyone in North America, South America, or Sub Saharan Africa ever invent the wheel?
Posted by: rd

Uh oh. Gotta tweak that arguement...
Seriously, did anyone in North America, South America, or Sub Saharan Africa ever invent the WAGON wheel?
You know, a simple machine that you could actually do real work with. Not a child's toy which wasn't much more than rolling a fricken pine cone across the ground.

A ramp? A lever? A pulley? No. You just strapped captives to a tree and would see how much intestine you could out before they died.
Congrats. Let's pretend you invented 'medicine'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 04:46 PM (cOq4q)

288
It's funny reading about American Indians being such great stewards of the environment. If you ever travel on Indian land, you will see that most of their homes are like trash dumps. They are almost literally surrounded by piles of junk and garbage. It looks like whenever they get finished with something, they just take it out into the yard and throw it on one of the piles.

That's the traditional Injun way. Build a village next to a water source and shit all over the place until the site is so polluted that no one can stand the stench, and the whole tribe is pissing out of their assholes from dysentery and cholera because of the dirty water.

Then pack everything up and move downstream about a mile and rebuild the village in a relatively clean site until you have to move again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2023 04:47 PM (n+4am)

289 It looks like whenever they get finished with something, they just take it out into the yard and throw it on one of the piles.
Their people use every part of the trash.
Posted by: Trash, Beautiful Trash at November 22, 2023 04:38 PM (pjs7m)

There is an Indian "burial" mound in Florida where the locals swear it's all scared ground.

It most likely was an Indian landfill and yes, everything went in the pile that they didn't eat.

Idiots.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2023 04:47 PM (R/m4+)

290 Some people mistakenly think that Europeans introduced horses to North America. They actually reintroduced them. Horses originated here and were hunted to extinction.

Camels too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:47 PM (guGkK)

291 On a lighter note, I just put four pies in the oven. I'll be working on the cherry pie next.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 04:48 PM (Wfa6X)

292 Instead of "America" or the "United States" how about we just refer to this as "our country of residence" and address each other by our Social Security numbers.

Disgusting, freaking lunatics.

Posted by: Zek at November 22, 2023 04:48 PM (5FPX4)

293 A ramp? A lever? A pulley? No. You just strapped captives to a tree and would see how much intestine you could out before they died.
Congrats. Let's pretend you invented 'medicine'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 04:46 PM (cOq4q)
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Hey that wasn't our only trick!

We also came up with the ants and honey thing!

Posted by: Native Guy at November 22, 2023 04:48 PM (krQz2)

294 I wonder if the Bug Eyed Alien Monsters will whine after we take their planet?

Posted by: DaveA at November 22, 2023 04:48 PM (FhXTo)

295 My Indian name would have been "Drops Easy Pop-flies in Right Field."

In my defense I was much better on first base.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at November 22, 2023 04:48 PM (T/Lqj)

296 OK, the turkey came from the New World.

But the Indians didn't eat them because they never invented gravy.

Remember: The whole point of Thanksgiving is NOT the turkey.

It's gravy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:48 PM (JrojV)

297 250 They didn't have horses or oxen.

They ate them all.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 04:48 PM (XQET7)

298 Wait. So there ain't no moa?
Posted by: Cicero

********

Snort!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2023 04:48 PM (991eG)

299 Time to start fixing corn ... er, maize pudding for tomorrow.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. Thank the Lord for the Horde!

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 22, 2023 04:49 PM (aBJcM)

300 I'll be working on the cherry pie next.

How's your marriage to Billy Boy going?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:49 PM (JrojV)

301 If you translate the letters in Thanksgiving you end up with Eight - Eight (8

. We all know that eight equates to the letter H and HH means Heil Hitler. The Pilgrims were really Nazi's, but the innocent Indians at the Dinner were tricked into beleiving that the Pildrims were not going to put them in prison camps with the Jews !!!!!!!!!!!!

I heard this on MSNBC today and it makes sense to me ...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 22, 2023 04:50 PM (15lwl)

302 Making chile with last of hot peppers, was suggested not to eat greasy food straight away but will have to try some.

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 04:50 PM (fwDg9)

303 The proper response to any headline or article that starts with "we must" or "why it's time to" is

fuck off

fuck the hell off to fuckoffville

fuck your dead mother

suck your dead father

happy thanksgiving

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at November 22, 2023 04:50 PM (VTu1l)

304 Wait. So there ain't no moa?
Posted by: Cicero
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About fucking right!

Posted by: Olmec Zombies at November 22, 2023 04:50 PM (krQz2)

305 Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. Thank the Lord for the Horde!
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 22, 2023 04:49 PM (aBJcM)

Cheers!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at November 22, 2023 04:50 PM (T/Lqj)

306 Geert Wilders @geertwilderspvv 1h
35!!!!!!
PVV GROOTSTE PARTIJ ❤️

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - Geert Wilders' PVV party leads in the Dutch election, according to exit polls.
https://tinyurl.com/53m799mm [chart]

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 1h
Holy moly.

Geert Wilders' signature campaign issue for nearly 20 years has been stopping mass immigration, especially from Muslim countries.

He has a massive lead in today's Dutch elections.

Michael Malice @michaelmalice 1h
If Argentina wasn't enough of an earthquake, it looks like nationalist Geert Wilders' party is now in first in today's Dutch elections, way outperforming all the polls

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 04:50 PM (krqg6)

307 Biden's Indian name is Amgry Old Man Who Shits Himself.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 22, 2023 04:50 PM (VdGjU)

308 Some people mistakenly think that Europeans introduced horses to North America. They actually reintroduced them. Horses originated here and were hunted to extinction.

Camels too.

You're welcome

Posted by: Jefferson Davis, Secretary of War at November 22, 2023 04:50 PM (JrojV)

309 >>> Some people mistakenly think that Europeans introduced horses to North America. They actually reintroduced them. Horses originated here and were hunted to extinction.
Posted by: Mark1971

Some were still holding onto GrandPapa's saddle waiting to their return... no wait. They weren't.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 04:51 PM (cOq4q)

310 Some people mistakenly think that Europeans introduced horses to North America. They actually reintroduced them. Horses originated here and were hunted to extinction.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 22, 2023 04:45 PM (xPl2J)
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John Day fossil beds and John Day basin have a fascinating fossil history.

Posted by: scampydog at November 22, 2023 04:51 PM (2bFN5)

311 Remember: The whole point of Thanksgiving is NOT the turkey.

It's gravy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:48 PM

May I subscribe to your newsletter?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 04:51 PM (HlyYF)

312 Making chile with last of hot peppers, was suggested not to eat greasy food straight away but will have to try some.

At what point do you put the carrots in?

Posted by: Jefferson Davis, Secretary of War at November 22, 2023 04:51 PM (JrojV)

313 Making chile with last of hot peppers, was suggested not to eat greasy food straight away but will have to try some.
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 04:50 PM (fwDg9)

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Missed you a couple of threads back, but I'm glad everything went well.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2023 04:52 PM (LsAl1)

314 "Biden's Indian name is Amgry Old Man Who Shits Himself."

He also invented a new dialect of Inauthentic Frontier Gibberish.

Posted by: Zek at November 22, 2023 04:52 PM (5FPX4)

315 Biden's Roman/Latin name is..................

"Maximus Stainus Fuckus"

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 22, 2023 04:52 PM (15lwl)

316 Ima gonna reimagine an authentic decolonialist boot up your ass if you don't get off that couch.
Posted by: Red Forman

Great show.

"I'm going to cut down whatever damn tree you live in."- Red to Fez

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 22, 2023 04:52 PM (R4t5M)

317 Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 22, 2023 04:50 PM (15lwl)
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Well there are 11 letters in Thanksgiving, so it's just waiting to be multiplied by H, the letter that starts off "Heil" and "Hitler" and doubles it to become "HH", "Heil Hitler".

Just like the anti-Semites who created the piano.

Posted by: Olmec Zombies at November 22, 2023 04:53 PM (krQz2)

318 Strike two for me. Oh well...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:53 PM (JrojV)

319 Remember: The whole point of Thanksgiving is NOT the turkey.

It's gravy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It's gravy soaked dressing.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2023 04:53 PM (uiWTm)

320 Speaking of restless natives:

Homeless boy, 15, charged with stabbing two men, killing one, is migrant from Guatemala: NYPD

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2023 04:53 PM (IG4Id)

321 303 The proper response to any headline or article that starts with "we must" or "why it's time to" is

fuck off

fuck the hell off to fuckoffville

fuck your dead mother

suck your dead father

happy thanksgiving
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at November 22, 2023 04:50 PM (VTu1l)

———-

Your proposal is acceptable. Fuckoffville used to be such a nice place ….

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 22, 2023 04:53 PM (d/S6j)

322 "If Argentina wasn't enough of an earthquake, it looks like nationalist Geert Wilders' party is now in first in today's Dutch elections, way outperforming all the polls."

If Eva Vlaardingerbroek was campaigning for him I see why. Yowza.

Posted by: Zek at November 22, 2023 04:54 PM (5FPX4)

323 Jordan thanks. Was super really glad no issues I thought might be there.

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 04:54 PM (fwDg9)

324 Remember: The whole point of Thanksgiving is NOT the turkey.

It's gravy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:48 PM (JrojV)

I thought it was the turkey stuffing.

Posted by: spindrift at November 22, 2023 04:54 PM (Zdu9h)

325 For instance, wine moms whining about traditional holidays could have "Mother's Day whine/wine-Merlot, Columbus Day whine/wine-Cabernet Sauvignon, etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 04:54 PM (RSbhh)

326 I looked at the Owamni Restaurant website.

They have a button labeled "Make Reservations"

I laughed.

Does that make me a bad personn?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2023 04:32 PM (991eG)
.......

Was there a "Make Casinos" button?

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

327 Posted by: Black JEM

That's a terrible thing to say!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 22, 2023 04:37 PM (R4t5M)
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Yep - it is. And I thank him for providing me the motivation to say it.

Amen

Posted by: Black JEM at November 22, 2023 04:54 PM (GZYu7)

328 Biden's real Indian name is "Shits His Blue Suit"

Amazingly prophetic.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:54 PM (krQz2)

329 Remember: The whole point of Thanksgiving is NOT the turkey.

It's gravy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It's gravy soaked dressing.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2023 04:53 PM (uiWTm)

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You guys are making me hungry.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2023 04:54 PM (LsAl1)

330 Your proposal is acceptable. Fuckoffville used to be such a nice place ….

beats Fist City.

Posted by: DOYLE at November 22, 2023 04:55 PM (Z8Yh2)

331 Gavin Newsom's Indian name is Slippery Scalp

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 22, 2023 04:55 PM (xPl2J)

332 >>This is an excellent point. The Comanches carried out a war of extermination against the Apaches beginning in the 18th century, ultimately driving them from the plains into the remote reaches of the southwestern deserts.

Was a constant thing even when the Pilgrims were settled in their little colony. During the Beaver Wars, not that kind morons, the Iroquois wiped out numerous tribes. And they were vicious as hell.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 04:26 PM (ZLI7S)

The Comanches were among the first western tribes to acquire horses. Horses redefined traditional tribal warfare and hunting. The Apaches were driven into the desert or were enslaved because they were the last tribe to horseify. It only took 100 years of wild or stolen European livestock to overturn centuries of traditional life. You're welcome!

Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2023 04:55 PM (rj6Yv)

333
Just like the anti-Semites who created the piano.

That is correct and Bovines are destroying the Ozone Layer with Continous Flatus ..... Just like Joey Shit Pants to think of it .....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 22, 2023 04:55 PM (15lwl)

334 Great show.

"I'm going to cut down whatever damn tree you live in."- Red to Fez
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 22, 2023 04:52 PM (R4t5M)

I admit to believing that "The '70s Show" was uneven, but it has some great moments. Kurtwood Smith is so friggin' funny.

Also lost some of its appeal when Donna went blonde. Blech.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at November 22, 2023 04:55 PM (T/Lqj)

335 Wouldn't doubt as soon as Dutch look like bailing out on Leftism and their Olly Olly In Free borders the Leftists will freak out and do anything to stop him.

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 04:55 PM (fwDg9)

336 The Romans "Carthaginian solution" seems to be the only way to avoid the losers from endlessly tormenting the victors.

Posted by: Bob in Idaho at November 22, 2023 04:55 PM (8pLV0)

337 It's gravy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:48 PM (JrojV)

You must know my husband. I swear he would eat the back end of skunk if I poured gravy over it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 04:55 PM (Wfa6X)

338 I made apple cider donuts today. Pretty damn good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 22, 2023 04:55 PM (R4t5M)

339 Can you imagine how soft these twinks have to be in order to complain about imagined slights by rhetorical historic people over a simple day focused on gratitude?

It wasn't that long ago when Lewis & Clark braved untold dangers in order to explore lands westward. And now, the "brave" among us write for The Nation about potentially stubbed toes. So much Pussification.

Posted by: red speck at November 22, 2023 04:56 PM (0Id0S)

340 If Eva Vlaardingerbroek was campaigning for him I see why. Yowza.

Mmmmmmm....

My people, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:56 PM (JrojV)

341 324 Remember: The whole point of Thanksgiving is NOT the turkey.

It's gravy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:48 PM (JrojV)

I thought it was the turkey stuffing.

Posted by: spindrift at November 22, 2023 04:54 PM

Turkey with GRAVY.

Stuffing with GRAVY.

Mashed potatoes with GRAVY.

So simple, anyone but a Biden could get it!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 04:56 PM (HlyYF)

342 You couldn't find a better example of the Social Puritanicalism of the Modern Western Communists than the above screed on Thanksgiving. Seriously, these people are, in many ways, Quakers with crack.

They're every bit as Fundamentalist and Evangelical as any old Southern Baptist. And just as relentless and annoying.

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 04:56 PM (W35FA)

343 Your proposal is acceptable. Fuckoffville used to be such a nice place

********************

There goes the neighborhood

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at November 22, 2023 04:56 PM (VTu1l)

344 During the Beaver Wars, not that kind morons, the Iroquois wiped out numerous tribes. And they were vicious as hell.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 04:26 PM (ZLI7S)
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That's a fair interjection.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:56 PM (krQz2)

345 We're having stuffing-like meat loaf.
With gravy.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 04:56 PM (v0R5T)

346 Dear editorial board and writers of The Naiton,

Please suck a wet greasy Truthsgiving turd out of my hairy asshole.

Kindest regards,

Jukin

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 22, 2023 04:57 PM (17s+e)

347 You guys are making me hungry.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2023 04:54 PM (LsAl1)

Gotta fast today. Tomorrow will be epic.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 04:57 PM (Wfa6X)

348 You guys are making me hungry.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2023 04:54 PM (LsAl1)

Pemmican?

Posted by: Squanto at November 22, 2023 04:57 PM (4I/2K)

349 Everything Trump says or does equates to Eight -Eight. H is the eigth letter and we all know Trump is a Nazi worshiper, so by Bidenomics reasoning it is clear that Trump is a NAZI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 22, 2023 04:57 PM (15lwl)

350 Also lost some of its appeal when Donna went blonde. Blech.

Agreed.

Also Alicia Malone on TCM.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:57 PM (JrojV)

351 Made the spiciest cranberry sauce ever, and now I know the secret to delicious cranberry sauce: make it so spicy that it sets your mouth on fire and you can't taste the cranberry as a result

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at November 22, 2023 04:57 PM (VTu1l)

352 Kindest regards,

Jukin
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 22, 2023 04:57 PM (17s+e)

Poetry. I come here for the wordsmithing. I do.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 04:57 PM (Wfa6X)

353 Thanksgiving is about pie

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 04:58 PM (fwDg9)

354 "Truth", as long as you ignore the fact that Thanksgiving commemorates a real event in which two cultures gathered in peace and harmony.

But peace and harmony is bad because someone's ancestor Ogg hit another guy's ancestor Oook over the head with a rock 100,000 years ago.

Posted by: K at November 22, 2023 04:58 PM (NifU+)

355 On second thought, I'm all for "Truthsgiving" with these historically illiterate.

Truth: roast haunch of enemy was normal practice for Indian tribes.

Truth: Rape, Pillage and robbery were considered to be part of Indian culture.

Truth: Torturing captives was good clean fun, according to Indians.

By the way, how much territory did the Iroquois conquer and control?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2023 04:58 PM (z5vMw)

356 Turkey with GRAVY.

Stuffing with GRAVY.

Mashed potatoes with GRAVY.

So simple, anyone but a Biden could get it!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 04:56 PM (HlyYF)
.......

They would fuck it up and put all the gravy in the green salad.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

357 Turkey with GRAVY.

Stuffing with GRAVY.

Mashed potatoes with GRAVY.

So simple, anyone but a Biden could get it!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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And each of those with the jellied cranberry gelatin with the can indentations in it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 22, 2023 04:58 PM (17s+e)

358 You must know my husband. I swear he would eat the back end of skunk if I poured gravy over it.

Gravy is the booze of food.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:58 PM (JrojV)

359 That is correct and Bovines are destroying the Ozone Layer with Continous Flatus ..... Just like Joey Shit Pants to think of it .....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 22, 2023 04:55 PM (15lwl)

There were MANY more Buffalo pre 1800 there are cattle living in the US...

Yet, no globull warmering back then... how... strange.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 04:58 PM (xaFKb)

360 I don't understand the celebration of a nomadic Stone Age hunter-gatherer culture as superior to that of western Europe and England as of 1700, much less that of the US of A today.

I guess I do understand: As is often said, the issue is not the issue, the issue is the revolution.

Posted by: pikkumatti at November 22, 2023 04:58 PM (LNiNn)

361 No.

Posted by: zooomzooom at November 22, 2023 04:58 PM (Y0Ei4)

362 Nice Beaver Wars!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 04:59 PM (krqg6)

363 Eva Vlaardingerbroek ?

Had to bing up some images so I could this for myself... first and suggestion was "Eva Vlaardingerbroek feet".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 04:59 PM (cOq4q)

364 I admit to believing that "The '70s Show" was uneven, but it has some great moments. Kurtwood Smith is so friggin' funny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at November 22, 2023 04:55 PM (T/Lqj)

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There was an episode where they went out to dinner with the neighbors for Red's birthday where he said, "if they were really my friends they would leave me alone." 100% something my dad would've said.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2023 04:59 PM (LsAl1)

365 They would fuck it up and put all the gravy in the green salad.
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 04:58 PM (v0R5T)
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Jello salad.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:59 PM (krQz2)

366 Gravy is the booze of food.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 04:58 PM (JrojV)

And bread rolls are the 13th utensil.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 04:59 PM (Wfa6X)

367 Gotta fast today. Tomorrow will be epic.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 04:57 PM (Wfa6X)
......

Fuggit. I'll fast on Friday.
Well, except for leftovers.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

368 359 That is correct and Bovines are destroying the Ozone Layer with Continous Flatus ..... Just like Joey Shit Pants to think of it .....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 22, 2023 04:55 PM (15lwl)

There were MANY more Buffalo pre 1800 there are cattle living in the US...

Yet, no globull warmering back then... how... strange.

Because you disagree you are a RACIST and Hate Muslim Terrorists in GAZA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 22, 2023 05:00 PM (15lwl)

369 Turkey with GRAVY.

Stuffing with GRAVY.

Mashed potatoes with GRAVY.

So simple, anyone but a Biden could get it!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Sorry... as its just me... doing Prime Rib.... with mashed potatoes, and Gravy... but I will do the traditional Green Bean stuff with french fried onions on top.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 05:00 PM (xaFKb)

370 This should be at least the POST OF THE MONTH:

5 "We won" - The Pilgrims and all that arrived after them.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 22, 2023 04:02 PM (Oq/TM)

Posted by: zooomzooom at November 22, 2023 05:00 PM (Y0Ei4)

371 Northern Europeans managed to domesticate reindeer.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2023 04:45 PM (IG4Id)

My people. Lots of flat tundra to cross on sleighs and reindeer have specialized hooves to navigate wetland.

My cousin's wife is Peruvian. Having seen photos of hills where she grew up, I can see why the Incans didn't invent llama sleighs.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 22, 2023 05:00 PM (6XjE4)

372 Gravy is awesome in every culture. My favorite gravy is Chinese gravy better known as dumpling sauce.

Posted by: Drive by at November 22, 2023 05:00 PM (MNhXM)

373 But peace and harmony is bad because someone's ancestor Ogg hit another guy's ancestor Oook over the head with a rock 100,000 years ago.

Hatfields v. McCoys = Ogg v. Oook

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 05:00 PM (JrojV)

374 Jello salad.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:59 PM (krQz2)

Jello is horse's hooves. Not salad. Not even with carrots in it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 05:00 PM (Wfa6X)

375
Your proposal is acceptable. Fuckoffville used to be such a nice place ….
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 22, 2023 04:53 PM (d/S6j)

To paraphrase the late Prince Phillip " You there, yes you. Fuck Off and when you get there, Fuck Off some more."

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 22, 2023 05:00 PM (bgJ0E)

376 Nice Beaver Wars!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 04:59 PM (krqg6)
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Trump spoke of the Great Grabbening.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 05:00 PM (krQz2)

377 Gotta fast today. Tomorrow will be epic.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 04:57 PM (Wfa6X)

I prepare T-day dinner. I graze a lot while cooking. So, tonight it will be a bowl of cereal.

I actually love Thanksgiving. As others have said, very American.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at November 22, 2023 05:01 PM (T/Lqj)

378
Sorry... as its just me... doing Prime Rib.... with mashed potatoes, and Gravy... but I will do the traditional Green Bean stuff with french fried onions on top.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 05:00 PM (xaFKb)

We do prime rib on Christmas day

Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 05:01 PM (bs+z0)

379 If Eva Vlaardingerbroek was campaigning for him I see why. Yowza.
Posted by: Zek at November 22, 2023 04:54 PM (5FPX4)

No shit. She can broeke my vlaardinger any time she wishes.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 05:01 PM (BdMk6)

380 351 Made the spiciest cranberry sauce ever, and now I know the secret to delicious cranberry sauce: make it so spicy that it sets your mouth on fire and you can't taste the cranberry as a result

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at November 22, 2023 04:57 PM

My fathered loved the gelled mass in a can that was labelled "cranberry sauce".

Lots of fabulous cooks in the extended family bringing great dishes ... and THAT was his favorite side.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 05:01 PM (HlyYF)

381 Jello salad with sliced vegetables innit.

Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2023 05:01 PM (rj6Yv)

382 360 I don't understand the celebration of a nomadic Stone Age hunter-gatherer culture as superior to that of western Europe and England as of 1700, much less that of the US of A today.

I guess I do understand: As is often said, the issue is not the issue, the issue is the revolution.
Posted by: pikkumatti at November 22, 2023 04:58 PM (LNiNn)

And don't forget, they had slavery long before the White Manz even gotz here.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 05:01 PM (xaFKb)

383 "Trail of Fucking Sorriness."

Posted by: dlsada at November 22, 2023 05:01 PM (twwE2)

384 Eva Vlaardingerbroek

https://is.gd/diT8na

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 05:01 PM (XQET7)

385 In order to respect indigenous ways, can I cut the still beating heart out of my liberal guests as a sacrifice?

Posted by: I M Simpleton at November 22, 2023 05:02 PM (cwq7b)

386 Nice Beaver Wars!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
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There was quite a back and forth battle at Scissors Valley in the Beaver Wars.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 22, 2023 05:02 PM (17s+e)

387 I have never heard a "land acknowledgment" but if I ever do.

My solution is to stand up and make my own "acknowledgement"

I want to acknowledge the European ancestors that conquered the savages and CIVILIZED the land so that we have rule of law, individual freedom, security, and material comfort. As well as written language, science, medicine, and justice.

I want to acknowledge the winners of a savage battle, where both sides used tactics that we find horrific today, but in which the civilized, and ultimately compassionate and justice loving side, the Europeans, prevailed.

I thank our creator every day that the savages were defeated.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 22, 2023 05:02 PM (bnbN+)

388 Sorry... as its just me... doing Prime Rib.... with mashed potatoes, and Gravy... but I will do the traditional Green Bean stuff with french fried onions on top.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 05:00 PM (xaFKb)

You are welcome to drop by. I think I'm up to 13 so far. Always room for one more.

5 pies. Turkey and ham. Stuffing, gravy, all the really good sides.

I save the rib roast for Christmas.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 05:02 PM (Wfa6X)

389 "Enter his gates with thanksgiving and his courts with praise; give thanks to him and praise his name."

Psalm 100:4

Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 05:02 PM (vBMpQ)

390 What's the deal with Hall and Oates?

Jesus dudes, you're pushing 80 and you choose NOW to air you're dirty laundry?

Sheesh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2023 05:02 PM (XV/Pl)

391 Gotta fast today. Tomorrow will be epic.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 04:57 PM (Wfa6X)
......

Fuggit. I'll fast on Friday.
Well, except for leftovers.
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023

Turkey sammiches.
Nom!. Nom!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2023 05:02 PM (uSHSS)

392 Sorry... as its just me... doing Prime Rib.... with mashed potatoes, and Gravy... but I will do the traditional Green Bean stuff with french fried onions on top.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 05:00 PM (xaFKb)

We do prime rib on Christmas day
Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 05:01 PM (bs+z0)

A rib roast on the smoker for hours. Finished in the oven for 15 minutes at 500 degrees.

Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2023 05:03 PM (rj6Yv)

393 (#387 is inspired by granny in Outlaw Josey Wales.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 22, 2023 05:03 PM (bnbN+)

394 ‘What did the Romans ever do for us??”

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 22, 2023 05:03 PM (d/S6j)

395 Had to bing up some images so I could this for myself... first and suggestion was "Eva Vlaardingerbroek feet".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 04:59 PM (cOq4q)

I'd like my laptop back, please.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at November 22, 2023 05:03 PM (Zdu9h)

396 Nice Beaver Wars!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
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There was quite a back and forth battle at Scissors Valley in the Beaver Wars.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 22, 2023 05:02 PM (17s+e)

Scalp em'

Posted by: Squanto at November 22, 2023 05:03 PM (4I/2K)

397 I checked out the three ways to reject whiteness. Yes, it was a waste of time. But it did confirm angst against anything white, whether personal or imaginary, is still driving the left crazy and I'm good with that.

Posted by: DanMan at November 22, 2023 05:03 PM (8uzBS)

398 I thought Thanksgiving was about bitching about the government.

No?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 22, 2023 05:03 PM (Q4IgG)

399 378
Sorry... as its just me... doing Prime Rib.... with mashed potatoes, and Gravy... but I will do the traditional Green Bean stuff with french fried onions on top.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 05:00 PM (xaFKb)

We do prime rib on Christmas day
Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 05:01 PM (bs+z0)

Prime Rib Thanksgiving is a tradition of me... back when I was a full time single Parent, the X had the Kids every other Thanksgiving... and Her Family always did the Turkey thing.

Two big Turkey dinners in one week was just too much Bird for the kids.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 05:03 PM (xaFKb)

400 I don't understand the celebration of a nomadic Stone Age hunter-gatherer culture as superior to that of western Europe and England as of 1700, much less that of the US of A today.

Some will tell you it's all a con, from the top down, to get the masses to willingly enter into Soviet Serfdom. And maybe that's true, I don't rub elbows with those high enough to hatch such a plan. Of course, I don't think anybody espousing the theory posts here between moving in those circles either.

I do know these, the masses at the bottom absolutely feel guilty, and project that guilt. They're not so guilty that they personally change. But they hector and scold and nag when they can't outright impose scarcity on others.

It's a religious fervor. I could go on and on with the analogies all day. It's a faith based movement.

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 05:03 PM (W35FA)

401 Everyone knows Thanksgiving is about the sides and booze.

Everyone.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2023 05:03 PM (XV/Pl)

402 The indigenous were tribal, which also means territorial… their edges were always bloody, like any tribal bunch… also quite brutal, with interesting ideas of fun and entertainment for the tribe.

Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (PCK5/)

403 364 I admit to believing that "The '70s Show" was uneven, but it has some great moments. Kurtwood Smith is so friggin' funny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at November 22, 2023 04:55 PM

"There's are reason they call it work Eric, instead of happy, happy fun time!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (HlyYF)

404 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (T4tVD)

405 "We are here to stab white people": Teen killed, 16 others wounded in French village after migrant gang reportedly descends on winter ball

https://tinyurl.com/36xs9mss

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The real danger is Islamophobia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (FVME7)

406 No shit. She can broeke my vlaardinger any time she wishes.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 05:01 PM (BdMk6)

Hey, buddy, this is a family celebration. Keep it in your pants.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (Wfa6X)

407 >>> "Truth", as long as you ignore the fact that Thanksgiving commemorates a real event in which two cultures gathered in peace and harmony.

Lies! Told to us for generations....

Truth may be stranger than fiction... A lot of individual indians/families may have been overrun and absorbed by the relatively large number of 'others' headed west. Just as small numbers of settlers would be absorbed by a large number of locals as had been true unless driver by an event like Atilla, or Biden's open border.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (cOq4q)

408 What are the traditional foods for "Truthsgiving"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (RSbhh)

409 I swear he would eat the back end of skunk if I poured gravy over it.
Posted by: tcn in AK,

*******

I didn't see that on the Owamni restaurant's menu. Maybe you can special order it. Probably needs 48 hours lead time.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (991eG)

410 397 I checked out the three ways to reject whiteness. Yes, it was a waste of time. But it did confirm angst against anything white, whether personal or imaginary, is still driving the left crazy and I'm good with that.
Posted by: DanMan at November 22, 2023 05:03 PM (8uzBS)

EWWWW!!!!! Fucking Business Opportunity!!!!

The Reject Whiteness Tanning Salon! It'll make Millions I tellz ya!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (xaFKb)

411 408 What are the traditional foods for "Truthsgiving"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (RSbhh)

Bullshit, mostly…

Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (PCK5/)

412 Prime Rib Thanksgiving is a tradition of me...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 05:03 PM (xaFKb)
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A tradition worth starting at my house.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (krQz2)

413 408 What are the traditional foods for "Truthsgiving"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (RSbhh)

I'm sure Tofurkey is the main course

Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (bs+z0)

414 Instead of Truthsgiving, maybe we should change the name to: FuckIateSoMuchI'mGonnaDie Day?

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

415 "Eva Vlaardingerbroek feet"

Wolfus Aurelius, paging Wolfus Aurelius...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (JrojV)

416 >>I actually love Thanksgiving. As others have said, very American.

In Massachusetts, it is traditional for high school football teams to play their biggest rival on Thanksgiving. Been going on since the mighty Buffalo grazed the plains of Cape Cod.

Because battle.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (ZLI7S)

417 21 Damn.. Can't we have one Holiday they don't ruin with "wokeness."?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (bs+z0)

________________________

ARBOR DAY!!!! No, wait. That Euell Gibbons guy ate a pine tree. Never mind.

Posted by: Orson at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (dIske)

418 What are the traditional foods for "Truthsgiving"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (RSbhh)

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Guaranteed it's something vegan.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (LsAl1)

419 No shit. She can broeke my vlaardinger any time she wishes.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 05:01 PM (BdMk6)

Hey, buddy, this is a family celebration. Keep it in your pants.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (Wfa6X)

Please to mount the mashed potatoes?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (4I/2K)

420 I cook for my wife on Thanksgiving and Christmas. I don't know if she thinks that is a blessing or a punishment.

Posted by: Archer at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

421 We now have to give all these different ethnic groups their own special holiday. We get to have our holidays too. I bet this will go over as well as trying to rename Christmas.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (t0dV9)

422 Ban the bird. Turkey should only be permitted as thinly sliced lunch meat for women. For now.

Posted by: Karavan at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (pMMG1)

423 The real danger is Islamophobia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (FVME7)

Yea, though I walk through the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I carry the biggest and baddest evil prevention I possibly can.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (Wfa6X)

424 So I'm going to say something that is considered racially rude, but I'm sick of the bullshit.
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Yup.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 22, 2023 05:06 PM (Rbu5d)

425 This reminds - forget who said it, but it was an Isreali I believe when talking about land: we fought about that. You lost. (Paraphrasing)

Fuck these losers. Like Ace says: we've been nice. Don't want to point out your technologically inferior ancestors. But keep pushing.

And those Iriquois Indians were some nasty mofos.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 22, 2023 05:06 PM (JkCto)

426 Lots of fabulous cooks in the extended family bringing great dishes ... and THAT was his favorite side.

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A man who doesnt need much to make him happy is a man of wisdom

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at November 22, 2023 05:06 PM (VTu1l)

427 If you've got Thanksgiving up your colon, that sounds like a YOU problem.

Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 05:06 PM (krQz2)

428 Assholery in abundance. I vote to give your house to an oppressed group.

SPIT

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2023 05:06 PM (R8PZ1)

429 What's the deal with Hall and Oates?
Jesus dudes, you're pushing 80 and you choose NOW to air you're dirty laundry?
Sheesh.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2023 05:02 PM (XV/Pl)

I think Oates can whip Hall's ass.

Twenty quatloos on Oates.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2023 05:06 PM (R/m4+)

430 The Reject Whiteness Tanning Salon! It'll make Millions I tellz ya!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 05:04 PM (xaFKb)

Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at November 22, 2023 05:06 PM (PiwSw)

431 Green bean casserole with the fried onions on top.

Posted by: Ain't no Indian dish at November 22, 2023 05:06 PM (woh88)

432 "a reason"

Arggggh!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 05:07 PM (HlyYF)

433 Ban the bird. Turkey should only be permitted as thinly sliced lunch meat for women. For now.
Posted by: Karavan at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (pMMG1)
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Just drop it.

Posted by: Mr. Carlson at November 22, 2023 05:07 PM (krQz2)

434 7...The left never builds up, but rather only tears down.

Just like stan and his minions.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 04:02 PM (qoGsy)

They ARE stan's minions.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 22, 2023 05:07 PM (Rbu5d)

435 We are here to stab white people": Teen killed, 16 others wounded in French village after migrant gang reportedly descends on winter ball
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I just pray that there is no muslim backlash. That would be the true tragedy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 22, 2023 05:07 PM (17s+e)

436 Look Natives, I warned you once to be quiet. Don't make me come back.

Posted by: Smallpox at November 22, 2023 05:07 PM (hqVaF)

437 ‘What did the Romans ever do for us??”

Hot Latina weather babes would be much less attractive if they spoke Maya or Quechua.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 05:07 PM (JrojV)

438 Friday morning...
I shall eat no more, forever.

Well except for leftovers. As long as there is gravy.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2023 05:07 PM (uSHSS)

439 Hey now as any retard on reddit will tell you. Guns germs steel bro. If the native America's had umm ports and umm cows or something they would've totally dominated bro

Posted by: brak at November 22, 2023 05:08 PM (AR07F)

440 Guaranteed it's something vegan.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (LsAl1)

With lots of wine/whine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 05:08 PM (RSbhh)

441 nood disney shit

RON PAUL!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 05:08 PM (krqg6)

442 I'm sure Tofurkey is the main course
Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 05:05 PM (bs+z0)

Holy cow, I saw that at Carrs yesterday. I thought that nonsense had passed, but apparently it remains a thing.

Except nobody had bought it. So, there's that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2023 05:08 PM (Wfa6X)

443 Tanned, rested, and ready!
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at November 22, 2023 05:06 PM (PiwSw)
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Get in line, bitch!

Posted by: Talcum X at November 22, 2023 05:08 PM (z5vMw)

444 My favorite Bird Day tradition is the Thanksgiving Day Nap.

Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2023 05:08 PM (rj6Yv)

445 They love their colons.

Posted by: Stuff Chris Plante sez at November 22, 2023 05:08 PM (woh88)

446 Since US Thanksgiving happens in November because Abe Lincoln wanted to celebrate killing a bunch of Southrons at Missionary Ridge I suppose I am okay with eliminating Thanksgiving. It's a Yankee holiday. Forgive me for whining about my ancestors not being able to hold a ridge line.

Posted by: Martin Tell at November 22, 2023 05:08 PM (U7YKP)

447 444 My favorite Bird Day tradition is the Thanksgiving Day Nap.

Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2023 05:08 PM

... and snoring while the Cowboys get curb-stomped!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2023 05:09 PM (HlyYF)

448 What's the deal with Hall and Oates?

Jesus dudes, you're pushing 80 and you choose NOW to air you're dirty laundry?

Sheesh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2023 05:02 PM (XV/Pl)

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Were they lovers?

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 05:09 PM (rLufV)

449 The most important thing is to make three times as much food as you all can eat.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

450 There is something they sell in the market. I've never had it but it's called "Tofurkey". You guessed it; It's tofu in the shape of a turkey. Around TG, my husband always makes fun of it and says "Shall we get a tofurkey?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 05:10 PM (RSbhh)

451 Green bean casserole with the fried onions on top.

Ditch the beans. Fried onions + gravy = paradise.

Kinda like grilled-cheese sandwiches and tomato soup.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 05:10 PM (JrojV)

452 44...roaming around in the woods looking for something edible and running the buffalo herds off cliffs, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 04:08 PM (guGkK)

But you do work up an appetite!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 22, 2023 05:10 PM (Rbu5d)

453 "We are here to stab white people": Teen killed, 16 others wounded in French village after migrant gang reportedly descends on winter ball
https://tinyurl.com/36xs9mss
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The real danger is Islamophobia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

They'll wish for olde fashioned muzzie-phobia when shit gets real. I've already put the untrustworthy goat fuckers on the list right below blue helmeted UN troops.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 22, 2023 05:10 PM (3CCua)

454 Recently from Lazaro Cardenas, Mexico. Michicoan. Allow me to inform anybody that without serious support from inland it's a crocodile infested swamp.
The idea that the destruction of the philosophy of infrastructure will lead to Paradise is so insane, so bizarre, so absurd, it is not considered any kind of rational thought in Mexico.
Nobody there believes it, why should I?

Posted by: LenNeal at November 22, 2023 05:11 PM (/BBNv)

455 Best Skunk Ass I have ever eaten was in Fargo, ND. The secret is to cook it rare to medium rare with a nice brown gravy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 22, 2023 05:11 PM (17s+e)

456 Since US Thanksgiving happens in November because Abe Lincoln wanted to celebrate killing a bunch of Southrons at Missionary Ridge I suppose I am okay with eliminating Thanksgiving. It's a Yankee holiday. Forgive me for whining about my ancestors not being able to hold a ridge line.

Hey, Puddinhead!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 05:11 PM (JrojV)

457 In order to respect indigenous ways, can I cut the still beating heart out of my liberal guests as a sacrifice?
Posted by: I M Simpleton at November 22, 2023 05:02 PM (cwq7b)

Sure. Why not? It's Truthsgiving Day.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 05:11 PM (BdMk6)

458
None of these wokesters really care about the Indigenous Peoples (or, as we call them, Heathen Savages). They are only concerned with tearing down Judeo-Christian civilization.

Come the Revolution and the Injuns too will have to bow their knee to the Altar of Woke.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2023 05:12 PM (MoZTd)

459 Gravy boats! Get your gravy boats here! Gravy boats!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2023 05:13 PM (4I/2K)

460 Tried to get google to translate Vlaardingerbroek

Custard something pants

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 05:13 PM (cOq4q)

461 None of these wokesters really care about the Indigenous Peoples (or, as we call them, Heathen Savages). They are only concerned with tearing down Judeo-Christian civilization.

Which is truly what I don't understand. Because they're in power now. A slower play, over a few generations, could give them everything they want.

But, for whatever reason, they want it all now. Is it because they don't think they can hold it all together and thus must go for broke ? I don't think so. I think it's as simple as impatience.

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 05:15 PM (W35FA)

462 Is there anything more trdious than the sanctimonious cant of the noble savage?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at November 22, 2023 05:15 PM (nnp+f)

463 98 200,000 years ago, the first human type species emerged in what is now Botswana, South Africa.

All you other fvckers are colonists. Deal with it.
Posted by: Orson at November 22, 2023 04:15 PM (dIske)

So we call ALL be African-Americans!
Gonna go get me a flat screen and some energy drinks!
[I denounce myself]

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 22, 2023 05:15 PM (Rbu5d)

464 There's been a NOOD

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2023 05:16 PM (4I/2K)

465 In order to respect indigenous ways, can I cut the still beating heart out of my liberal guests as a sacrifice?
Posted by: I M Simpleton'

I tell my Mexican friends this all the time: 'Shouldn't you be carving hearts out of captives with flint knives, on the top of step pyramids? Just axin''.
HAHA!
Or, maybe building railroads. Which you don't seem to be able to do without outside help.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 22, 2023 05:16 PM (/BBNv)

466 Best Skunk Ass I have ever eaten was in Fargo, ND. The secret is to cook it rare to medium rare with a nice brown gravy.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

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Now THAT is a recipe inspired by 1960's cookbooks!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2023 05:17 PM (991eG)

467 Raises a glass to Ace!

Posted by: Mpfs at November 22, 2023 05:19 PM (FHG7x)

468 From History net: "LAKOTAS: FEARED FIGHTERS OF THE PLAINS

The Teton Sioux, or Lakotas, battled other tribes to become the dominant force on the Northern Plains and then took on the U.S. Army in an effort to maintain their way of life.

They gonna' give up their Res to the tribes they defeated back then? No. No they are not.

Posted by: Johnny Lanctot at November 22, 2023 05:21 PM (9H8Eg)

469 Tried to get google to translate Vlaardingerbroek

Custard something pants
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 05:13 PM (cOq4q)

Their name came from one of their grandparent's bad toilet days.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 05:22 PM (BdMk6)

470 230 So there are a couple of terrorists have redefined the meaning of crossing the rainbow bridge.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 22, 2023 04:35 PM (VdGjU)
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Love it!

Posted by: Ciampino - Wheels? I don't see any Indian wheels... at November 22, 2023 05:22 PM (qfLjt)

471 "I am a proud member of the Oglala Lakota Nation, born on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota."

Nobody cares.
That's as far as I got.

Next.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 22, 2023 05:41 PM (Qt4kF)

472
Hi all. Coming in at post 471 and amazed that lefties actually think this is the way to win.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 22, 2023 05:43 PM (xkFlp)

473 Agree with this post entirely. We won, you lost, get over it.

And, oh yeah, happy thanksgiving!

Posted by: jocon307 at November 22, 2023 05:49 PM (EuROc)

474 Ask the Crow about the Lakota. Also, without horses, the Lakota had better be fast walkers.

Posted by: Hal Dall MD at November 22, 2023 06:07 PM (fufO5)

475 Someone else to spoil our Holidays just like with Ben & Jerry and their stupid THIS IS STOLEN LAND for the 4th of July it looks like the Liberal Jackass is running off the cliff again. Screw The Nation(Magazine) and the Jackass they rose in on I hope they lose readers and Subcriptions over this act of stupidity

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 22, 2023 06:24 PM (wGqjj)

476 we demand
Go away and do not trouble me again.
You have no standing to demand anything from me. And if you continue with it, you might receive consequences you will regret. The least you can expect is for me to take you over my knee, despite my 29 years, and to wail on your butt until you can't sit down.

Posted by: GWB at November 22, 2023 06:28 PM (JgU20)

477 Conquest without morality was the rule of all peoples and nations until a couple of hundred years ago. Only in the very recent past has morality become a major consideration in warfare.

You're wrong here, Ace. Morality in warfare came to be about 1,000 to 1,200 years ago. It upped a notch or so about 500 years after that. Then, about 100 years ago, when the insulated progressives of Europe finally got a taste of real warfare on their own lands and inflicting casualties on their own families - especially due to the progression of technology they loved so much - then the progressives decided to make warfare no longer such a nasty thing.

This was the age of true rules of warfare malarkey. Trying to make sure war never touched the population of a nation, again - just its soldiers. It was a moral position that was stupid, and has led to a LOT of crappy wars that should have ended much sooner (like 10 or 20 years sooner). It ignores basic needs of warfare and conflict between nations. And it has been exploited by those who simply don't agree with the progressive position (like muslims) and understand the point of warfare for just as long.

Posted by: GWB at November 22, 2023 06:35 PM (JgU20)

478 I wonder how long we have to wait until the traditionalist European-American society that has inhabited North America for the past few hundred years can start complaining about leftist academics colonizing their country and destroying their countries (U.S. and Canada) and their faith (Christianity). Who do we to to get our culture back?

What's the difference between what the Europeans did to the natives in the Americas in the 1500s and what the left is doing to the natives here in the 2000s? They're just not using guns anymore, instead they are using money and immigrants (who are really settler colonists).

Posted by: Dusty Fields at November 22, 2023 07:00 PM (1gif2)

479 When the Europeans arrived, the indigenous peoples were still living in the Stone Age. They had not yet invented the wheel. They engaged war, the colonization of other tribal lands, and slavery. But nobody teaches that anymore and it's only bad when white people do it.

Posted by: Onthemark329 at November 22, 2023 10:07 PM (ALqxZ)

480 "5 "We won" - The Pilgrims and all that arrived after them.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 22, 2023 04:02 PM (Oq/TM)"

"Then. You don't have their balls. If you did, you would be killing us already, instead of surrendering." --- The Left

Posted by: SDN at November 23, 2023 07:41 AM (wPU0K)

481 Everyone but the aborigines of Zimbabwe are colonizers.

These non-colonizers are the original oppressors.

Posted by: Larrd at November 23, 2023 08:42 AM (B3/nK)

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