Illegal Immigrants Refuse the Shelter Provided For Them By New York, Citing... The Lack of Television

Illegal immigrants are warning each other to stay away from New York's new "tent city" for migrants which is located at Floyd Bennett Field. They say the controversial Brooklyn shelter is "crazy" and "not suitable for children" which has prompted families to either flee the site and/or refuse to be transported there.
This has created a significant problem because this site, which is made up of four congregate sleeping dorms that can hold up to 2,000 people, is currently the only shelter the city is offering to illegal immigrants with children, according to the New York Post.
A Venezuelan couple who arrived in the Big Apple with their three small children a few days ago said that they refused to be transported to Floyd Bennett after another illegal migrant family had warned them about the facility.
"They said they were going to send us to Floyd Bennett Field yesterday," the 23-year-old father told the Post.
"We did not go because we already know the situation over there. We saw people returned with children. They say it's not suitable there. There is nothing there...not even a television," he said.
The Venezuelan family had been sleeping on chairs at The Roosevelt Hotel in Midtown Manhattan before they were told to relocate to Floyd Bennet Field. But since they refused the offer, the parents say that they might have to sleep on the streets with their children ages 5, 3, and 10 months.

"They told me that if we didn't take that address...they couldn't help us and we were going to stay on the streets or go to another city in the United States," the father told the outlet.
The mother explained that the City won't help them since they rejected the offer. The family was bused to the Big Apple after illegally entering the US through Texas.
"We arrived four days ago and they sent us to the tent and we rejected it so they don't want to help. They don't want to show us anywhere else," she said in tears.

I kind of don't want this story to be propagated, because New York is trying to convince illegals to not get on the bus for Sanctuary City New York. This type of story is positive propaganda for New York's agenda -- keeping the illegals in those icky red states.

But, I can't control the flow of information, unlike the US government.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Given the quality of most programming, it's a real concern.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 03:31 PM (I/Qkd)

2 I came to America illegally and all I got was this crappy tent house.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 16, 2023 03:31 PM (0rsFX)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

4 I'll bet they want to watch I love Lucy reruns. Oh that Desi!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 16, 2023 03:31 PM (S6gqv)

5 Only in America … poor people are fat and have flat screen TVs …

Posted by: Adriane the Crimetime After Primetime Critic . . . at November 16, 2023 03:32 PM (4Winp)

6 "We arrived four days ago and they sent us to the tent and we rejected it so they don't want to help. They don't want to show us anywhere else," she said in tears.

Uh, sucks to be you then?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023 03:32 PM (DRSnL)

7 "We did not go because we already know the situation over there. We saw people returned with children. They say it's not suitable there. There is nothing there...not even a television," he said.

Soros is doing a bang up job selling these f*cks on what to expect from the free shit bandwagon they'll get from the US.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

8 I refuse to click on it, but what are those things in the hypersomnia ad, where it looks like someone has bees or beans all over them?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (I/Qkd)

9 The dirty little secret is most of the illegal invaders live quite well back home in whatever shithole they come from.

They just come here to rape, steal jobs, welfare, living space, insurance, social security numbers, votes, whatever else they can lay their grubby paws on and rape.

Deport All They Asses.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (R/m4+)

10 Beggars CAN be choosers!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 16, 2023 03:34 PM (aD39U)

11 "We arrived four days ago and they sent us to the tent and we rejected it so they don't want to help. They don't want to show us anywhere else," she said in tears.

Then TYA back HOME, parasite.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

12 The Lack of Television
......

HUMANITARIAN CRISIS

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

13 Queue theme song from Gilligan's Island...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(z5vMw) at November 16, 2023 03:35 PM (z5vMw)

14 I refuse to click on it, but what are those things in the hypersomnia ad, where it looks like someone has bees or beans all over them?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (I/Qkd)

=====

Can't help you, all I have are a bunch of ads with Elon Musk.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023 03:35 PM (DRSnL)

15 Deport All They Asses.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (R/m4+)

This.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2023 03:35 PM (uSHSS)

16 There's an old saying, "Beggars can't be choosers."

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2023 03:35 PM (0Htd1)

17 "They say the controversial Brooklyn shelter is "crazy" and "not suitable for children"..."

Wait until they see what's going on in the elementary schools!

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 16, 2023 03:36 PM (qUkBO)

18 This has created a significant problem because this site, which is made up of four congregate sleeping dorms that can hold up to 2,000 people, is currently the only shelter the city is offering to illegal immigrants with children, according to the New York Post.
++++
Why is this a problem? If they don't like what sounds like refugee camp life, they don't have to go. They can leave. It sounds like a model to emulate.

"Oh, you're an asylum-seeker? A refugee? You may stay in the camp. You may also go elsewhere, but you must live legally and on your own dime. Or go home. Whatever. But this is a refugee camp, which is what you said you wanted. Take it or don't."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 03:36 PM (d04cU)

19 I've decided all of those illegals GW wanted to come out of the shadows need to disappear right quick.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(z5vMw) at November 16, 2023 03:36 PM (z5vMw)

20

I'll stay on the bus, forget about us, put the blame on me
If I don't see a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree

Posted by: Venezuelan at November 16, 2023 03:36 PM (63Dwl)

21 They say it's not suitable there. There is nothing there...not even a television"

Unlike the streets which are overflowing with accommodations and televised entertainment. Weren't these people eating from garbage cans in Maduro's paradise?

Posted by: Halfhand at November 16, 2023 03:37 PM (3vH0b)

22 The Venezuelan family had been sleeping on chairs at The Roosevelt Hotel in Midtown Manhattan before they were told to relocate to Floyd Bennet Field. But since they refused the offer, the parents say that they might have to sleep on the streets with their children ages 5, 3, and 10 months.
++++
You choice. But don't sleep on the street. Vagrancy is illegal.

In the camp with your kids, or in jail without them. Your choice. Or stick out that thumb and hitch back down south and go home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 03:37 PM (d04cU)

23 20

I'll stay on the bus, forget about us, put the blame on me
If I don't see a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree
-----------------
Never get out of the bus...

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 03:37 PM (iDpzk)

24 16 There's an old saying, "Beggars can't be choosers."
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2023 03:35 PM (0Htd1)

I'll raise you one-he who pays the piper calls the tune.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 16, 2023 03:37 PM (kbYje)

25 They'll fit right in with the welfare mentality.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2023 03:37 PM (0Htd1)

26 the parents say that they might have to sleep on the streets with their children ages 5, 3, and 10 months.
.......

I'm sure Kathy Hochul has a spare bedroom.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

27 It's who they are

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 16, 2023 03:37 PM (zjgNU)

28 I'm a little shocked that NYC is not handing out 50" 4K televisions to each and every migrant.../sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 16, 2023 03:38 PM (7fElN)

29 I think these people need to be provided with the addresses of every single democrat voter and be told they'll be welcomed with open arms.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(z5vMw) at November 16, 2023 03:38 PM (z5vMw)

30 I bet the Pelosis have a guest bedroom.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 16, 2023 03:38 PM (PiwSw)

31
They're not here to wipe grandma's ass at the memory unit or physical field work.

They're here to stuff ballots and collect benefits.

Posted by: Auspex at November 16, 2023 03:38 PM (j4U/Z)

32 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 16, 2023 03:38 PM (T4tVD)

33 4 days and no one has given these migrants a TV yet?

Posted by: Obamaphone! Obamaphone! at November 16, 2023 03:38 PM (CjGGv)

34 Send in the chick with a dick ESL teachers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 03:38 PM (R4t5M)

35 The free internet on my free phone is too slow, you racist gringos!

Posted by: Juan the Invader at November 16, 2023 03:39 PM (qUkBO)

36 > Illegal Immigrants Refuse the Shelter Provided For Them By New York, Citing... The Lack of Television

And the WiFi was only 20Mbps! How am I supposed to watch The Voice?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 03:39 PM (0N1h0)

37 I'm a little shocked that NYC is not handing out 50" 4K televisions to each and every migrant.../sarc
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 16, 2023 03:38 PM (7fElN)

I would drop the sarc tag. I'm quite sure that's come up as a solution to appease the communist f*cktards living in NYC.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

38 or go to another city in the United States," the father told the outlet.

Maybe we should transport you to multiple cities. Let you hang around. Sample the night life. You, know... find the right fit for you. No rush.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:39 PM (+cIkI)

39 I'm a little shocked that NYC is not handing out 50" 4K televisions to each and every migrant.../sarc

That was the original plan, but then BLM cleared them all out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 16, 2023 03:39 PM (Bd6X8)

40 That seems a little too on the nose. Now NY gets to double book beds by saying they were offered and refused. 2000 beds can satisfy claims for 10K or more. Too easy for NY and too on point from the interviewee. I smell bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Sears at November 16, 2023 03:39 PM (Qpf3u)

41 Don’t they all get phones that they can watch stuff on?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 03:39 PM (JrojV)

42 If I came to the US from a shit hole like Venezuela, I'd be ecstatic if they sent me anywhere but back to Venezuela.
How does one become entitled in Venezuela?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 16, 2023 03:39 PM (roH4R)

43 Pikers. They should be demanding free Teslas, personal individual charging stations, hookers, and blow.

I mean, Uncle Sugar has seemingly unlimited amounts of largesse, unless your a sucker citizen.

I saw Sucker Citizen open for ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 16, 2023 03:39 PM (R7yRq)

44 I kind of don't want this story to be propagated, because New York is trying to convince illegals to not get on the bus for Sanctuary City New York. This type of story is positive propaganda for New York's agenda -- keeping the illegals in those icky red states.

But, I can't control the flow of information, unlike the US government.
++++
I respectfully disagree, Ace. This story should be used as a model for what to do. Provide cheap, bottom-tier camp accommodations - barracks-style communal housing, shared bathrooms, a mess hall with minimal but adequate and fairly bad-tasting food, no luxury or entertainment facilities, etc. - and make it the *only* option for these "poor, suffering asylum-seekers fleeing conflict back home." Watch them squirm, squeal and leave.

If everyone does it, they'll self-deport. If someone *doesn't* do it, they'll get *all* the invaders because they're the only ones offering a better deal. There is a "race to the bottom" dynamic that could prove beneficial once other localities put two and two together.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 03:39 PM (d04cU)

45 Abbot needs to send more of them to the liberal paradise.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2023 03:40 PM (0Htd1)

46 Since they had been housed at some exclusive hotel in NY before, I can't say I blame them, although I'd be delighted if they all went back over the border.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 03:40 PM (RSbhh)

47 Don’t they all get phones that they can watch stuff on?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 03:39 PM (JrojV)

I kinda wanna go back to the times when a television was a luxury item.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

48 The dirty little secret is most of the illegal invaders live quite well back home in whatever shithole they come from.

They just come here to rape, steal jobs, welfare, living space, insurance, social security numbers, votes, whatever else they can lay their grubby paws on and rape.

Deport All They Asses.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (R/m4+)

They all had to come up with some significant money to pay the cartels to come here. (Though some was loaned, which requires them to "work" for the cartels while here.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 16, 2023 03:40 PM (zjgNU)

49 24 16 There's an old saying, "Beggars can't be choosers."
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2023 03:35 PM (0Htd1)

I'll raise you one-he who pays the piper calls the tune.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 16, 2023 03:37 PM (kbYje)

Dance like no one's watching!

Posted by: And live, love, laugh at November 16, 2023 03:40 PM (CjGGv)

50 They try to take my job I'm calling the sicarios.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at November 16, 2023 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

51 Soros is doing a bang up job selling these f*cks on what to expect from the free shit bandwagon they'll get from the US.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

——-

It’d be nice if someone in the press would ask them who told them to come here.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 16, 2023 03:40 PM (PqqaB)

52 Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to view 4K,
The wretched refuse without Hulu, HBO and Disney+.
Send these, the over-the-air broadcast denizens to me,
I lift my universal remote beside the golden door!

Posted by: Emma Lazarus at November 16, 2023 03:41 PM (guGkK)

53 It is terrible! They make us share a netflix account! My suggestions are all screwed up! And don't even get me started on "continue watching".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:41 PM (+cIkI)

54 We don't have internet or warm days in Florida. Don't come here.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at November 16, 2023 03:41 PM (P7Iz+)

55 Fuck 'em. They need to be deported anyway.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2023 03:41 PM (BdMk6)

56 Abbot needs to send more of them to the liberal paradise.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2023 03:40 PM (0Htd1)

I am onboard with whomever said Abbott and DeSantis should start sending them to the R assholes that voted against impeaching Mayorkas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

57 45 Abbot needs to send more of them to the liberal paradise.
----------------
Well, XMAS is coming and it would make a perfect gift to NYC.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 03:41 PM (iDpzk)

58 Weren't these people eating from garbage cans in Maduro's paradise?

Rats, cats and stray dogs have entered the chat.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 16, 2023 03:41 PM (8Vunf)

59 I say give them television if it preoccupies them from making anchor babies.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2023 03:41 PM (xPl2J)

60 I'd regard the absence of TV as a selling point myself.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 03:42 PM (NLIak)

61 Illegal Immigrants Refuse the Shelter Provided For Them By New York, Citing... The Lack of Television

GTFO. NOW.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2023 03:42 PM (5Zw8h)

62 "We arrived four days ago and they sent us to the tent and we rejected it so they don't want to help. They don't want to show us anywhere else," she said in tears.
......

Why is NYC so racist?

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

63 I deserve more than a mere 36 channels of cable! It's on that plaque on the bottom of the Statue of Liberty that I at least get satellite!

Posted by: Juan Valdez is tired of growing your coffee! at November 16, 2023 03:42 PM (a9CYf)

64 Abbot needs to send more of them to the liberal paradise.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2023 03:40 PM (0Htd1)
-------------------

They gave up much to easily on Martha's Vinyard...

Posted by: ET at November 16, 2023 03:42 PM (mYR0f)

65 If everyone does it, they'll self-deport. If someone *doesn't* do it, they'll get *all* the invaders because they're the only ones offering a better deal. There is a "race to the bottom" dynamic that could prove beneficial once other localities put two and two together.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 03:39 PM (d04cU)
----
If they all go back home, how will The Powers That Be that rule the cities with an iron fist harvest their votes?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (7fElN)

66 I suspect the Statue of Liberty will have something to say about this.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (aD39U)

67 Well, they have a tv, but it is one of those Chinese knock off Hisus, i mean... look at the motion blur! What kind of contrast ratio is that? It doesn't even get close to true black!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (+cIkI)

68 They probably wouldn't like 90 Day Fiance anyway.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

69 Why should we have to go to work? They're not! [Points at BLM/Antifa/Hamas thugs protesting on a weekday afternoon.]

Posted by: Juanita the 300 lb "Refugee" at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (qUkBO)

70 They gave up much to easily on Martha's Vinyard...
-------------
Agree.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (iDpzk)

71 What!?! No Telemundo, Univision or Soccer... what kind of country is this?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

72 How are they supposed to watch CNN and the view?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (6VKyY)

73
If they all go back home, how will The Powers That Be that rule the cities with an iron fist harvest their votes?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (7fElN)

They already have their ballots, no need for them to stay.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (kbYje)

74 Weren't these people eating from garbage cans in Maduro's paradise?

Rats, cats and stray dogs have entered the chat.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 16, 2023 03:41 PM (8Vunf)

and the zoo.

Zebras have entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (R4t5M)

75 Go on and wring my neck
Like when the rag is wet

Go on and wring my neck

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

76 Keep those buses rolling!

Posted by: rd at November 16, 2023 03:44 PM (H8tA1)

77 33 4 days and no one has given these migrants a TV yet?
Posted by: Obamaphone! Obamaphone!

Actually there are a lot of people with used tv's laying around. New tv's are so affordable at Walmart, that people get a new one and very few people want to bother with the old one. And the dump won't take them.
And don't get me started on the old fat tv's. I forget what I had to pay someone to get that sucker out of my basement and take it away.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2023 03:44 PM (0Htd1)

78 And DON'T BLOCK THE PRON!!!!

Posted by: Juan Valdez and his Donkey at November 16, 2023 03:44 PM (guGkK)

79 They already have their ballots, no need for them to stay.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (kbYje)
++++
Beat me to it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 03:45 PM (d04cU)

80 > How does one become entitled in Venezuela?

For all the bitching modern leftists do about wealth inequality in the US, you really see it in places like Venezuela. The poor live in shanty conditions and the few middle and upper class people live in conditions similar to the middle and lower upper class in America. A very very few live like Hollywood A listers.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 03:45 PM (0N1h0)

81 52 Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to view 4K,
The wretched refuse without Hulu, HBO and Disney+.
Send these, the over-the-air broadcast denizens to me,
I lift my universal remote beside the golden door!
Posted by: Emma Lazarus at November 16, 2023 03:41 PM (guGkK

Can we get a copper guy to fix the engraving?? Stat!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 16, 2023 03:45 PM (6VKyY)

82 ++++
I respectfully disagree, Ace. This story should be used as a model for what to do. Provide cheap, bottom-tier camp accommodations - barracks-style communal housing, shared bathrooms, a mess hall with minimal but adequate and fairly bad-tasting food, no luxury or entertainment facilities, etc. - and make it the *only* option for these "poor, suffering asylum-seekers fleeing conflict back home." Watch them squirm, squeal and leave.

If everyone does it, they'll self-deport. If someone *doesn't* do it, they'll get *all* the invaders because they're the only ones offering a better deal. There is a "race to the bottom" dynamic that could prove beneficial once other localities put two and two together.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 03:39 PM (d04cU)

This - 1000%. No work permits til asylum hearings and no accommodations better than jail - a tent, a bed, and military rations 3 times/day. If they truly had a rough life, this will be a blessing - if they are just trying to jump the line, this will help them go back and try the right way.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 16, 2023 03:45 PM (exHjb)

83 I refuse to click on it, but what are those things in the hypersomnia ad, where it looks like someone has bees or beans all over them?

I think they're some kind of beetle, like a large ladybug and the images are completely unrelated to the ad text because they swap around semi-randomly.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 16, 2023 03:46 PM (nfrXX)

84
and the zoo.

Zebras have entered the chat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (R4t5M)

Zebras are asshoe.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 16, 2023 03:46 PM (kbYje)

85 My heart breaks that our illegal alien welfare-colonist invaders are displeased with us.

Posted by: nraendowment at November 16, 2023 03:46 PM (cD8ZT)

86 Your journey ends so far, and still the distance
Spins round and round you
Now you cry - give me sanctuary
You scream but no one listens

Posted by: Queensryche - No Sanctuary at November 16, 2023 03:46 PM (CjGGv)

87
Zebras have entered the chat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (R4t5M)

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/F0ZbrjEfvwA?t=173

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

88 What!?! No Telemundo, Univision or Soccer... what kind of country is this?
Posted by: redridinghood

But that means no hot telenovela actresses or Latina weather babes, so I can kinda see their point.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 03:46 PM (JrojV)

89 For all the bitching modern leftists do about wealth inequality in the US, you really see it in places like Venezuela. The poor live in shanty conditions and the few middle and upper class people live in conditions similar to the middle and lower upper class in America. A very very few live like Hollywood A listers.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 03:45 PM (0N1h0)
---
At church this past Sunday we watched a short video about runners in Kenya. The top running athletes all have nice houses and live a comfortable lifestyle. So everyone tries to out run them and gain fame and fortune (relatively speaking) as a runner for Kenya. Kind of a weird culture...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 16, 2023 03:47 PM (7fElN)

90 They gave up much to easily on Martha's Vinyard...
Posted by: ET at November 16, 2023 03:42 PM (mYR0f)
++++
:: puts on tinfoil hat ::

Martha's Vineyard is too important. I strongly suspect that Wheels and Meatball both got phone calls from some very, very powerful men and told that they could play their games with NYC and Boston and Chicago, but if that if they ever try that stunt with the Vineyard again, they'll be ruined with those thick intelligence dossiers or outright murdered.

:: removed tinfoil hat ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 03:47 PM (d04cU)

91 No mints on the pillow?

Posted by: nraendowment at November 16, 2023 03:47 PM (cD8ZT)

92 "We arrived four days ago and they sent us to the tent and we rejected it so they don't want to help. They don't want to show us anywhere else," she said in tears.

They come here knowing we don't want them, but expecting us to bend over backwards to give them a luxurious life.

I hate to be hard-hearted, but I really don't give a rat's buttocks about the plight of illegals anymore. Let them rot. If they have kids - they did it to their kids. If we make it terrible for them here, they'll stop coming. Then maybe they'll put their efforts into fixing their own crappy countries.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at November 16, 2023 03:47 PM (ky+MF)

93 First Zebra album is great. Others aren't bad either.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2023 03:47 PM (xPl2J)

94 Interrupting:

It's not a hospital it is a medical center with several separate buildings connected by tunnels. This is the best image I've seen of the complex

https://is.gd/5Gy6WM

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:47 PM (RFrPi)

95 "There is nothing there...not even a television," he said."

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, yearning for tv.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2023 03:47 PM (kmK04)

96 Univision's star news anchor León Krauze has parted with the Spanish language juggernaut after a sit-down interview with former president Donald Trump (was released) last week that aroused suspicions that the network is softening toward the GOP, according to Deadline.

Trump want to send and place them in concentration camps, and anyone else that is not white enough for you and then he spews that propaganda. you just can't make this shit up.

The chumps most likely to vote for Donald Trump identify as white and believe they’re magically exempt from discrimination despite their skin color and hair.

The lighter-skinned Cuban emigres giving Trump a free pass is a given. what puzzles me are the attitudes of people fleeing Venezuela or Nicaragua. Once they get their green card or citizeypapers, they’re quite happy to throw their former countrymen to the sharks.

Univision is Malo. They are willing to throw their audience under the bus to try and recruit MAGAts? Have they thought about their advertisers and the customers they use Univision to reach? stay on Univision their stores and restaurants will be empty.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 16, 2023 03:47 PM (JCZqz)

97 I'm tired of the liquid Adderall lady.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 03:47 PM (JrojV)

98 Your journey ends so far, and still the distance
Spins round and round you
Now you cry - give me sanctuary
You scream but no one listens
Posted by: Queensrÿche - No Sanctuary at November 16, 2023 03:46 PM (CjGGv)

You're taking your life in your hands.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

99 Well, illegals, if you're going to flee, just keep right on going. Head up into Canada. New Brunswick is fine this time of year. No, you won't need a blanket or a coat, it's balmy, you'll be fine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 03:48 PM (J2vNu)

100 Zebras are asshoe.

Yep. And they pop up when and where you least expect them.

https://tinyurl.com/5fd2setw

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 16, 2023 03:48 PM (Bd6X8)

101 Damn. I forgot about those guys.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 03:48 PM (R4t5M)

102 It's funny when thieves complain about the quality of the Goods and Services that they are 'forced' to steal.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2023 03:48 PM (mnwUA)

103 >>> Illegal Immigrants Refuse the Shelter Provided For Them By New York, Citing... The Lack of Television

They want their MTV,

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 16, 2023 03:49 PM (wv6bo)

104 No Netflix?what kind of heathens are these people? C'mon honey, grab the kids we're leaving.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2023 03:49 PM (kmK04)

105 New Yorkers: we are putting you up at the Plaza

Illegals: it's the Pierre or nothing.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 16, 2023 03:49 PM (ogTiX)

106 I'd love to know what they were expecting.

Posted by: reason at November 16, 2023 03:49 PM (Xcndb)

107 They could, you know, return home.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2023 03:49 PM (UJJWg)

108
6 "We arrived four days ago and they sent us to the tent and we rejected it so they don't want to help. They don't want to show us anywhere else," she said in tears.

Uh, sucks to be you then?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023 03:32 PM (DRSnL)

=====

Time to show them the gate. The departure gate at JFK International Airport, and a flight back home.

Posted by: rd at November 16, 2023 03:49 PM (H8tA1)

109 At church this past Sunday we watched a short video about runners in Kenya. The top running athletes all have nice houses and live a comfortable lifestyle. So everyone tries to out run them and gain fame and fortune (relatively speaking) as a runner for Kenya. Kind of a weird culture...

Not so different from poor black neighborhoods in the US. Most of the people there don't see education as a "legitimate" way out. Music and sports are "legitimate." So everyone's either an aspiring rapper, aspiring athlete, or they've given up on getting out.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 03:50 PM (0N1h0)

110 You're taking your life in your hands.........

The warning you gave us is surely our last.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 16, 2023 03:50 PM (Bd6X8)

111 Those that can fence stolen goods or be pimped out already have work. And TVs.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 16, 2023 03:50 PM (wv6bo)

112 Fuck 'em. They need to be deported anyway.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2023 03:41 PM (BdMk6)
.......

That's too complicated for our government.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

113 Zebras are asshoe.

That's why the Brits have road crossings for them all over the place -- they don't want to upset the zebras.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2023 03:50 PM (UJJWg)

114 Those ads where they have beans glued to peoples skin are weird. There must have been a study that shows it gets peoples attention. Then they want to buy your.... whatever.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:51 PM (+cIkI)

115 They want their MTV,
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 16, 2023 03:49 PM (wv6bo)
-----
Tell them to talk to the f***** in his jet plane...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 16, 2023 03:51 PM (7fElN)

116 The Que Street lobby is very powerful.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 16, 2023 03:51 PM (BMWRT)

117 It's going to get a lot colder in about a month. Maybe we can build them igloos.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2023 03:51 PM (kmK04)

118 Glenn Beck: Here little Migrant Girl, have a Teddy Bear

Illegal Alien Child: Fuck you! Where's my PS5!?

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2023 03:51 PM (mnwUA)

119 Time to show them the gate. The departure gate at JFK International Airport, and a flight back home.

They walked here, they can walk home. If it was good enough for Robert Clary, it's more than they deserve.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2023 03:51 PM (UJJWg)

120 But that means no hot telenovela actresses or Latina weather babes, so I can kinda see their point.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 03:46 PM (JrojV)
......

Wait'll they get a load of the fat pigs we put on TV.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

121 Incentives. How do they work?

Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at November 16, 2023 03:52 PM (CgQvH)

122 From the previous thread: Fen, the only Taylor Swift tunes I know are her first couple of hits from around 2007, when she was getting played on country stations: "Our Song" and "You Belong With Me." Both are charming and have some nice accompaniment.

Her current "Here's Why You Were a Lousy Boyfriend" shtick is anti-male (well, duh) and annoying. But those first two singles were fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 03:52 PM (J2vNu)

123 Those ads where they have beans glued to peoples skin are weird. There must have been a study that shows it gets peoples attention. Then they want to buy your.... whatever.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:51 PM (+cIkI)

That shit freaks me out. It needs to go. It's disgusting

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2023 03:52 PM (NtVYv)

124 Time to show them the gate. The departure gate at JFK International Airport, and a flight back home.

Posted by: rd at November 16, 2023 03:49 PM (H8tA1)

I've honestly never understood why this isn't the practice. Just send them back to the country they came in from - Mexico. If we keep putting them all back in Mexico, Mexico will eventually start to stop the flow from south america. They don't want these people either.

Or, push them up to Canada. Canadians love to lecture us on everything and pretend to be super tolerant. Let's let them prove themselves.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at November 16, 2023 03:52 PM (ky+MF)

125 Stop the presses!!!! Why haven't I seen this mentioned here today?!?!? It's a sign of the end times!!!!

Snoop Dogg Breaks the Internet: ‘I’ve Decided to Give Up Smoke’. Rapper Snoop Dogg broke the Internet with a cryptic social media post on Thursday, announcing, “I’m giving up smoke.”

“After much consideration and conversation with my family, I’ve decided to give up smoke. Please respect my privacy at this time,” read a message superimposed on a picture of the celebrity.

Posted by: Intercepted Breitbart.com Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 16, 2023 03:52 PM (JCZqz)

126

We should pay faggot crackheads to hit them in the head with hammers...

Posted by: Paul's Rectal Condylomas at November 16, 2023 03:53 PM (HRQvT)

127 Throw away your television

Posted by: PG at November 16, 2023 03:53 PM (gQbO4)

128 A jury convicted DePape of attempted kidnapping of a federal official and assault on the immediate family member of a federal official with intent to retaliate against the official for the performance of their duties.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:53 PM (+cIkI)

129 Illegal invader gangs will be formed. Urban areas already robbed blind will now be completely stripped of all value. The suburbs are next. And the government will do nothing to stop it.

And I haven't even mentioned the wars between races.

This is the Kalorama dream.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2023 03:53 PM (BdMk6)

130 It's going to get a lot colder in about a month. Maybe we can build them igloos.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2023 03:51 PM (kmK04)
........

Hey, the tents have electric space heaters! It's not like that's going to be a fire hazard or anything.

Posted by: Gavin Newsollini at November 16, 2023 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

131 Snoop will be back smoking blunts with Martha next week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 03:53 PM (R4t5M)

132 Illegal immigrants refusing to follow the laws of NY State?

They...they are showing us the way....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 16, 2023 03:54 PM (xcxpd)

133 Kaitlin Armstrong found guilty in 2022 shooting death of cyclist Anna Moriah Wilson

https://tinyurl.com/mpv3trds

Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2023 03:54 PM (NpAcC)

134 Snoop Dogg Breaks the Internet: ‘I’ve Decided to Give Up Smoke’. Rapper Snoop Dogg broke the Internet with a cryptic social media post on Thursday, announcing, “I’m giving up smoke.”

Dude's giving up brisket and pulled pork?!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2023 03:54 PM (UJJWg)

135 123 Those ads where they have beans glued to peoples skin are weird. There must have been a study that shows it gets peoples attention. Then they want to buy your.... whatever.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:51 PM (+cIkI)

That shit freaks me out. It needs to go. It's disgusting
----------------
Have you seen the one with dish drain python that looks like a giant shit?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 03:54 PM (iDpzk)

136 Please respect my privacy at this time,

I've been respecting Snoop's privacy for a very long time. My entire life.

Posted by: I pledge to keep not paying attention to Snoop. at November 16, 2023 03:54 PM (CjGGv)

137 Snoop Dogg Breaks the Internet

Seems OK to me...

Posted by: Oddbob at November 16, 2023 03:54 PM (nfrXX)

138 news out that one of the big financial backers of the pro-Hamas protests is a millionaire named Neville Roy Singham and his wife Jodie Evans, longtime Marxists. Singham appears to have very close ties to the CCP, and Evans is the co-founder of Code Pink. Report in the Daily Mail.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 16, 2023 03:55 PM (S6gqv)

139 I've honestly never understood why this isn't the practice. Just send them back to the country they came in from - Mexico. If we keep putting them all back in Mexico, Mexico will eventually start to stop the flow from south america. They don't want these people either.

Or, push them up to Canada. Canadians love to lecture us on everything and pretend to be super tolerant. Let's let them prove themselves.
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at November 16, 2023 03:52 PM (ky+MF)
++++
Because they claim "asylum" and there are various consent decrees, policies, etc. that mean the US has to take them until adjudicated. This isn't how it used to work - Trump's "remain in Mexico" policy wasn't new, it was implementing much older standards - but it is how it works now because that's what the ruling powers want.

The entire thing is insane and wrong. It always has been. It's a deliberate destruction of "asylum" standards to prevent a response to the invasion under current interpretations of the law.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 03:55 PM (d04cU)

140 Say what you will about immigrant complaints, Auschwitz didn't have television either so it's pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 16, 2023 03:55 PM (FVME7)

141 128 A jury convicted DePape of attempted kidnapping of a federal official and assault on the immediate family member of a federal official with intent to retaliate against the official for the performance of their duties.
---------------
Paul Pelosi is a Federal Official?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 03:55 PM (iDpzk)

142 99 Well, illegals, if you're going to flee, just keep right on going. Head up into Canada. New Brunswick is fine this time of year. No, you won't need a blanket or a coat, it's balmy, you'll be fine.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

The Yukon has lots of space.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2023 03:55 PM (0Htd1)

143 118 Glenn Beck: Here little Migrant Girl, have a Teddy Bear

Illegal Alien Child: Fuck you! Where's my PS5!?
Posted by: garrett

Maybe we can compromise? Glenn Beck could be stationed at the border, rolling his face in Cheeto dust. He gets to debase himself for views, and no one crosses the border where he is because he's fucking crazy. Win-win.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 16, 2023 03:56 PM (JCZqz)

144
My dad tried to teach me to drive on a 10,000 foot abandoned runway at Floyd Bennett Field.

Two mile straightaway. No one around. Dad, the calmest man on the planet, was shrieking in horror.

Oh well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2023 03:56 PM (x0n13)

145 I refuse to click on it, but what are those things in the hypersomnia ad, where it looks like someone has bees or beans all over them?

___________

The drain cleaner ad still makes me retch every time I see it. Looks like snakes coming out of the skeleton's mouth in Raiders. But more disgusting.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 16, 2023 03:56 PM (EXfKk)

146 Musk pulled out of some SF speech because he allegedly retweeted something that is anti semitic. Media Matters caught it and IBM pulled ads. Trying to find out more but was he replaced by another business leader? Nope John Kerry replaced him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 16, 2023 03:56 PM (n+eLX)

147 Age 23 with three rugrats already.

"Only stupid people are breeding." --Harvey Danger

Posted by: Orson at November 16, 2023 03:56 PM (dIske)

148 I would like to know what the "travel agents" told them. Free stuff for everybody?

Posted by: PJ at November 16, 2023 03:57 PM (G1dq6)

149 This was willowed 3 threads back. Happily for the Horde, I enjoy copying & re-posting (not).

The polls today are showing something new, imo. Biden has fallen off a cliff in the past few days, from his already low starting point.

If interested, or if u want proof. pls look at the Real Clear Politics "Latest Polls" section today. For starters, there's a TON of them, from multiple pollsters, including but not limited to, FOX; Emerson; Rasmussen; Marquette; FL Atlantic. I've never seen so many on a single day. RCP had to add an "extender page" to get them all in.

They all show the same thing. Biden is in a precipitous drop-- starting in the last 3-4 days.

Why?

I can posit 2 reasons, but there could be others. My own explanation:

1) There is general unease with Biden being C-in-C in such dangerous times, i.e., with 2 wars going on; and

2) Millions of Muslim Americans have done a 180 on Biden, and now prefer just about anybody not named Biden (except for Republicans). I could see them voting for a third party candidate-- Cornel West, maybe.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 03:57 PM (NLIak)

150 I know of Banana Republics that are run better...

Posted by: Magilla Gorilla at November 16, 2023 03:57 PM (p8JBj)

151 So another level of eelfare class

How sharper than a serpent's tooth

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 16, 2023 03:57 PM (fEz9w)

152 the only Taylor Swift tunes I know are her first couple of hits from around 2007, when she was getting played on country stations: "Our Song" and "You Belong With Me." Both are charming and have some nice accompaniment.

Her current "Here's Why You Were a Lousy Boyfriend" shtick is anti-male (well, duh) and annoying. But those first two singles were fun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 03:52 PM (J2vNu)

Her album 'Folklore' isn't like that. It's one of her two COVID albums and Folklore is mostly telling stories about her family or about non-boyfriend people either from history or her imagination. It's pretty good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 16, 2023 03:57 PM (xcxpd)

153 Neo, Ace of Spades, and Comfortably Smug could not be reached for comment.

2:35 pm by Ed Driscoll

While discussing Nikkki Haleys internet policy

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:57 PM (+cIkI)

154
Snoop Dogg Breaks the Internet: ‘I’ve Decided to Give Up Smoke’. Rapper Snoop Dogg broke the Internet with a cryptic social media post on Thursday, announcing, “I’m giving up smoke.”

Internet is still working here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

155 I would like to know what the "travel agents" told them. Free stuff for everybody?
Posted by: PJ

They said, "Jed, move away from there!"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2023 03:58 PM (5Zw8h)

156 133 Kaitlin Armstrong found guilty in 2022 shooting death of cyclist Anna Moriah Wilson

https://tinyurl.com/mpv3trds

Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2023 03:54 PM (NpAcC)

This crime made no sense. Sure, her eggs are getting old and unreliable, but Armstrong is smoking hot. Should have let Wilson have the dude. She could do better.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 16, 2023 03:58 PM (ogTiX)

157 145 I refuse to click on it, but what are those things in the hypersomnia ad, where it looks like someone has bees or beans all over them?

___________

The drain cleaner ad still makes me retch every time I see it. Looks like snakes coming out of the skeleton's mouth in Raiders. But more disgusting.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 16, 2023 03:56 PM (EXfKk)

The plain curly haired dame putting some crap under her tongue. Vaguely pornographic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2023 03:58 PM (x0n13)

158 109 At church this past Sunday we watched a short video about runners in Kenya. The top running athletes all have nice houses and live a comfortable lifestyle. So everyone tries to out run them and gain fame and fortune (relatively speaking) as a runner for Kenya. Kind of a weird culture...

Not so different from poor black neighborhoods in the US. Most of the people there don't see education as a "legitimate" way out. Music and sports are "legitimate." So everyone's either an aspiring rapper, aspiring athlete, or they've given up on getting out.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 03:50 PM (0N1h0)

they're all better than these white girls on facebook competing to see who can be uglier and fatter and weirder and more annoyingly obnoxious than anyone else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 16, 2023 03:58 PM (S6gqv)

159 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 03:52 PM (J2vNu)

I will look for the earlier songs; She is an attractive woman. I still think her voice is weak.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 03:58 PM (RSbhh)

160 144
My dad tried to teach me to drive on a 10,000 foot abandoned runway at Floyd Bennett Field.

Two mile straightaway. No one around. Dad, the calmest man on the planet, was shrieking in horror.

Oh well.
-------------
Were you doing donuts?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 03:58 PM (iDpzk)

161 Does eelfare involve attacking your opponent with eels?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2023 03:58 PM (xPl2J)

162 I'll never understand why the US accepts asylum seekers that cross multiple countries to get here. The first country they come to is the one that should accept them or turn them back.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 16, 2023 03:58 PM (hR0kJ)

163 They all show the same thing. Biden is in a precipitous drop-- starting in the last 3-4 days.

Why?

I can posit 2 reasons, but there could be others. My own explanation:

1) There is general unease with Biden being C-in-C in such dangerous times, i.e., with 2 wars going on; and

2) Millions of Muslim Americans have done a 180 on Biden, and now prefer just about anybody not named Biden (except for Republicans). I could see them voting for a third party candidate-- Cornel West, maybe.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 03:57 PM (NLIak)

On #2 - they'll be back on board 100% for Biden in Nov 24 - this is just them trying to scare the party into following their desires...but as you said, they'll never go R, and D's aren't dumping Biden, so they'll fall in line if he's still there...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 16, 2023 03:58 PM (exHjb)

164 Is it pronounced "zebra" or "zebra"?

Posted by: Ian from Manchester at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (qUkBO)

165 They had wi- fi. Hot showers, 3 courses of meals, heat and health care though, right?

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (fwDg9)

166
I want free ice cream. And a pony.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (MoZTd)

167 Internet is still working here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Snoop just can't find the on button.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (FVME7)

168 Its hilarious -- NYC says its hands are tied because they're a Sanctuary City that has a law for a "Right to Housing."

Like those two things couldn't be changed in an instant in their One Party shithole.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (nnp+f)

169 The plain curly haired dame putting some crap under her tongue. Vaguely pornographic.
---------------
I like that one.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (iDpzk)

170 Nancy is the official. He tried to kidnap her 3000 mi away or something.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (+cIkI)

171 >.My dad tried to teach me to drive on a 10,000 foot abandoned runway at Floyd Bennett Field.

Gramps tossed me the keys to the Dump Truck at 14 and told me that if I flipped it in the Gravel Pit, I'd have to use the Excavator to get it back to being shiny side up.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (mnwUA)

172 Venezuela and Zimbabwe are vying for the title of world champs in worst run kleptocracy

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (fEz9w)

173
If they want TV's they can steal 'em.

If they want them delivered I would make them sit and watch the Jardiance commercial. Then they will feel better that they're not some fat whale who can't sing or dance.

Posted by: Auspex at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (j4U/Z)

174 Is it pronounced "zebra" or "zebra"?
Posted by: Ian from Manchester at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (qUkBO)
++++
Yes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (d04cU)

175 John Kerry replaced him

***********

Musk getting dropped for alleged anti semitic comments gets replaced by taint licker of Iran

Some days I really want to believe the Mandela Effect is real and i can somehow find my way back into the multiverse I really belong in

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 16, 2023 04:00 PM (VTu1l)

176 164 Is it pronounced "zebra" or "zebra"?
Posted by: Ian from Manchester at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (qUkBO)

"Takeoff, zebra, baby!!!!"

- - Just the Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2023 04:00 PM (x0n13)

177 The plain curly haired dame putting some crap under her tongue. Vaguely pornographic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Damn it, another perfect setup, but I've posted too much recently. Need to lie low for a bit for my next, well, you know the thing...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 16, 2023 04:00 PM (JCZqz)

178 @sentdefender, 17m

Israeli Caterpillar D9 Armored-Bulldozers have entered the City of Jenin in the West Bank and are heading towards the Hospital where IDF Troops are already Engaged with Terrorists.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:00 PM (RFrPi)

179 127 Throw away your television
Posted by: PG

Nearly threw laptop out the window for freezing up, again. It heats up, then freezes. Old laptop, came with Win10, now has Linux Ubuntu. Thought it had corrupted files with Windows, replaced it with Linux. Still freezing up. It's overheating and freezing up.

Sorry for the OT. Got to get ready for work anyway. Later!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 16, 2023 04:00 PM (sAmhv)

180 Venezuela and Zimbabwe are vying for the title of world champs in worst run kleptocracy
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (fEz9w)
++++
:: kicks dirt ::

Posted by: South Africa at November 16, 2023 04:00 PM (d04cU)

181 Snoop Dogg Breaks the Internet: ‘I’ve Decided to Give Up Smoke’. Rapper Snoop Dogg broke the Internet with a cryptic social media post on Thursday, announcing, “I’m giving up smoke.”

Transitioning to edibles, I'd bet.
Smoke is tearing his lungs up.
Even Willie Nelson gave up smoking in favor of edibles because of that.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2023 04:00 PM (5Zw8h)

182 I never understand the game plan of the people who kill the ex's new squeeze:

1. Murder his new lover:

2. ???

3. Happiness.

Posted by: Underwear Gnome Logic at November 16, 2023 04:00 PM (CjGGv)

183 Well, if you've got three kids and don't plan on working another day in your life a TV might be the answer.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

184
Even the best gulags in Venezuela had Television'

Posted by: South American Jail population at November 16, 2023 04:01 PM (+oR7L)

185 Snoop Dogg Breaks the Internet: ‘I’ve Decided to Give Up Smoke’. Rapper Snoop Dogg broke the Internet with a cryptic social media post on Thursday, announcing, “I’m giving up smoke.”

--

After playing a major role in the cultural shift towards normalizing and legalizing pot and turning vast swaths of the United States into lenient, slack sh*tholes filled with stoners and meth-heads, now it's "whoops, whoopsie!"

Way to go.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at November 16, 2023 04:01 PM (GaiJ7)

186 Is it pronounced "zebra" or "zebra"?
Posted by: Ian from Manchester at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (qUkBO)

=====

Yes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023 04:01 PM (DRSnL)

187 George Jefferson use to call the Willis interracial family zebras. Then his son married one and the episode where she gives birth is all about George being worried that his grandchild will be white.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2023 04:01 PM (xPl2J)

188 Is it pronounced "zebra" or "zebra"?
Posted by: Ian from Manchester at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (qUkBO)
------------
"Zebra."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 16, 2023 04:01 PM (ScR16)

189 178 @sentdefender, 17m

Israeli Caterpillar D9 Armored-Bulldozers have entered the City of Jenin in the West Bank and are heading towards the Hospital where IDF Troops are already Engaged with Terrorists.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:00 PM (RFrPi)

Do it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2023 04:01 PM (x0n13)

190 They aren't supposed to be here in the first place, so fuck 'em.

Posted by: I vote for deportation. By trebuchet. at November 16, 2023 04:01 PM (+pzIB)

191 They gave up much to easily on Martha's Vinyard...
Posted by: ET at November 16, 2023 03:42 PM (mYR0f)

Martha's Vineyard!! What!? Why, that's like Rikers Island!

-some illegal

Posted by: Mainah at November 16, 2023 04:02 PM (7KEgI)

192 Lucy: Democrats

Football: Certain Democrat constituencies are gonna vote GOP this time!

Charlie Brown: Republicans

Posted by: Fool Me 8 or 9 Times, Call Me GOP at November 16, 2023 04:02 PM (qUkBO)

193 This busty, bespectacled brunette is pretty sure that these people can find their ways back home:
https://is.gd/idvHVm

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 04:02 PM (d04cU)

194 The Democratic Socialists of America lost two town council elections in Ithaca last week, and are now arguing students are "threatening the foundations of democracy" because they didn't vote socialist. Apparently two friends ran write-in campaigns from their fraternity houses and won their elections because their fraternity brothers voted and non-student Ithacans did not. The winners are being accused of running "secret" campaigns because they mostly spoke only at fraternity parties.

A rare moment of student sanity? Only the coming months will tell.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 16, 2023 04:02 PM (lIvnD)

195 sure sounds like the government of New York is RAYCIST.

Posted by: Harun at November 16, 2023 04:02 PM (c2WeP)

196 The landwhale singing about her A1C was on a half hour ago. So fucking dumb.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 04:03 PM (R4t5M)

197 193 This busty, bespectacled brunette is pretty sure that these people can find their ways back home:
https://is.gd/idvHVm
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 04:02 PM (d04cU)

She looks like the kind of immigrant I can support.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 16, 2023 04:03 PM (xcxpd)

198 Israeli Caterpillar D9 Armored-Bulldozers have entered the City of Jenin in the West Bank and are heading towards the Hospital where IDF Troops are already Engaged with Terrorists.
Posted by: Braenyard

Quick everyone! Follow the Chinese lead and lie flat!

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at November 16, 2023 04:03 PM (JCZqz)

199 77 Actually there are a lot of people with used tv's laying around.

480i? are you kidding?

Posted by: poor downtrodden masses at November 16, 2023 04:03 PM (v3pYe)

200 the parents say that they might have to sleep on the streets with their children ages 5, 3, and 10 months.
.......

The American dream.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

201 Michigan hair salon faces criminal probe for telling transgender customers to "seek services at a local pet groomer"

-
Why should pet groomers suffer?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 16, 2023 04:03 PM (FVME7)

202 The landwhale singing about her A1C was on a half hour ago. So fucking dumb.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 04:03 PM (R4t5M)

=====

The Cologuard mini-musicals are annoying.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023 04:03 PM (DRSnL)

203 Israeli Caterpillar D9 Armored-Bulldozers have entered the City of Jenin in the West Bank and are heading towards the Hospital where IDF Troops are already Engaged with Terrorists.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:00 PM (RFrPi)

Ep bep bep bep bep STOP.
My penis can only get so erect!

Posted by: Get 'em! at November 16, 2023 04:03 PM (+pzIB)

204 Apparently beggars CAN be choosers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 16, 2023 04:04 PM (zHuJr)

205 I remember hearing of the European migrants complaining that the WiFi was not fast enough. Poor babies ... such hardship ... might as well go back to Syria.

But for those going to northern US cities, with winter coming. Better off if they all went to California ... unless they have extended family or sweat shop housing in Chicago.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2023 04:04 PM (Cus5s)

206 That shit freaks me out. It needs to go. It's disgusting
----------------
Have you seen the one with dish drain python that looks like a giant shit?
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 03:54 PM (iDpzk)

That one is pretty gross as well

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2023 04:04 PM (NtVYv)

207 Shifa Hospital soon to be renamed the St. Pancake skate park and gravel quarry.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 16, 2023 04:04 PM (fEz9w)

208 Israeli Caterpillar D9 Armored-Bulldozers have entered the City of Jenin in the West Bank and are heading towards the Hospital where IDF Troops are already Engaged with Terrorists.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:00 PM (RFrPi)

Do it!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2023 04:01 PM (x0n13)

This is interesting - Jenin is in the West Bank, not Gaza, and up until now the IDF would never have dared to move against the Jenin Hospital. Now, with all the crap they're taken over Shifa, they clearly have decided WTF, YOLO! Everybody is already as mad as they're gonna get, so do whatever you want.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 16, 2023 04:04 PM (S6gqv)

209 201 Michigan hair salon faces criminal probe for telling transgender customers to "seek services at a local pet groomer"
-
Why should pet groomers suffer?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

What's the criminal charge? Hate speech hurting the feelings of the mentally ill?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 16, 2023 04:05 PM (JCZqz)

210 Nearly threw laptop out the window for freezing up, again. It heats up, then freezes. Old laptop, came with Win10, now has Linux Ubuntu. Thought it had corrupted files with Windows, replaced it with Linux. Still freezing up. It's overheating and freezing up.
Posted by: Puddleglum

IF it's not an ultra-thin, you need to open up the case and use a few cans of canned air to clean it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2023 04:05 PM (IG4Id)

211 Snoop Dogg Breaks the Internet: ‘I’ve Decided to Give Up Smoke’. Rapper Snoop Dogg broke the Internet with a cryptic social media post on Thursday, announcing, “I’m giving up smoke.”
*
Dude's giving up brisket and pulled pork?!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2023

***
Or maybe he's giving up his Dunhill briar pipe and Sir Walter Raleigh tobacco?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 04:05 PM (J2vNu)

212
The Cologuard mini-musicals are annoying.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023 04:03 PM (DRSnL)

_________

Jake from State Farm
Progressive Flo
Any Geico commercial
Any Liberty Mutual commercial

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2023 04:05 PM (MoZTd)

213 Cato, yu vill take off zebra now. What are yu tinking?

Posted by: The Pink Panther movie outtakes at November 16, 2023 04:05 PM (PiwSw)

214 >>>Nearly threw laptop out the window for freezing up, again. It heats up, then freezes. Old laptop, came with Win10, now has Linux Ubuntu. Thought it had corrupted files with Windows, replaced it with Linux. Still freezing up. It's overheating and freezing up.

Sorry for the OT. Got to get ready for work anyway. Later!

Posted by: Puddleglum,
--------

Purchase a cheap PC cooling fan of the same draw as one of your wall transformers, wire it up and place it on the side of your laptop with the most holes. Or open up the disc slot and let the breeze cool your machine.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:06 PM (RFrPi)

215 Just in time for Christmas!

https://tinyurl.com/45cdwev9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 16, 2023 04:06 PM (FVME7)

216 Michigan hair salon faces criminal probe for telling transgender customers to "seek services at a local pet groomer"
-
Why should pet groomers suffer?
-

What's the criminal charge? Hate speech hurting the feelings of the mentally ill?
Posted by: Moron Analyst
-

I'm guessing white shop owner.

A black person could say that sort fo thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at November 16, 2023 04:06 PM (GaiJ7)

217 No TVs

No Lawns to Cut

No Leafs to Blow

So Sad.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2023 04:06 PM (mnwUA)

218 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 04:02 PM (d04cU)

Look vaguely like Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez-the face, I mean. I don't give a darn what AoC's chest looks like. I can almost guarantee you that if she's an American she thinks exactly like AOC on immigrants.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 04:06 PM (RSbhh)

219 Those ads where they have beans glued to peoples skin are weird. There must have been a study that shows it gets peoples attention. Then they want to buy your.... whatever.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:51 PM (+cIkI)

Yeah, there are a lot of strange things that get your attention. But it's bad attention. I haven't seen those ads but I wouldn't buy what they're hawking.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 16, 2023 04:06 PM (Mzdiz)

220 The Democratic Socialists of America lost two town council elections in Ithaca last week, and are now arguing students are "threatening the foundations of democracy" because they didn't vote socialist. Apparently two friends ran write-in campaigns from their fraternity houses and won their elections because their fraternity brothers voted and non-student Ithacans did not. The winners are being accused of running "secret" campaigns because they mostly spoke only at fraternity parties.

A rare moment of student sanity? Only the coming months will tell.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 16, 2023 04:02 PM (lIvnD)
++++
LOLOLOL!

Sanity? No. Trolling? Yes, and done masterfully. Ithacans don't vote because there's no point. It always go to some communist who does a bunch of insane shit that ends up costing vast amounts of money while making life miserable. It is never any other way. The choice is always from a field of undifferentiated communists, reinforced by students who shouldn't be registered to vote there anyway.

These guys took advantage of the complacency and insane voter registration rules to troll an entire town. Cool. They also cannot possibly do a worse job.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 04:06 PM (d04cU)

221 The Cologuard mini-musicals are annoying.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023

***
At that they're a notch above the old ones with the talking Cologuard box following people everywhere!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 04:06 PM (J2vNu)

222 The Cologuard mini-musicals are annoying.
Posted by: Jordan61

I HATE when Chasten wears his little colonguard.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 16, 2023 04:07 PM (JCZqz)

223 > Those ads where they have beans glued to peoples skin are weird. There must have been a study that shows it gets peoples attention. Then they want to buy your.... whatever.

I haven't seen a bean ad like that. I did see a Skittles ad like that and it made my skin crawl.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 04:07 PM (0N1h0)

224 Everybody is already as mad as they're gonna get, so do whatever you want.

D9, baby, D9!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 16, 2023 04:08 PM (8Vunf)

225 Holy crap candice is a dunce.

Yeah, because it’s not, ‘We disagree’ or ‘I don't think she’s correct’ or ‘Maybe she doesn’t know what she’s talking about,’" instead, calling her comments 'absolutely disgraceful.'

"Exactly. So I can’t respond to it on a level of intellect because there’s nothing that he has expressed—at least in that short clip—that he fundamentally disagrees with in terms of what I said," Owens replied. "But I will say that I’m not going to respond with ad-hominem attacks. I don't think it helps further the discussion."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 04:08 PM (+cIkI)

226 >>>This is interesting - Jenin is in the West Bank, not Gaza, and up until now the IDF would never have dared to move against the Jenin Hospital. Now, with all the crap they're taken over Shifa, they clearly have decided WTF, YOLO! Everybody is already as mad as they're gonna get, so do whatever you want.

Posted by: Tom Servo
---

The IAF put all the nations in the region en garde earlier today.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:08 PM (RFrPi)

227 212
The Cologuard mini-musicals are annoying.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023 04:03 PM (DRSnL)

_________

Jake from State Farm
Progressive Flo
Any Geico commercial
Any Liberty Mutual commercial
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2023 04:05 PM (MoZTd)

All the homo PrEP commercials. The not so subtle subtext is just so fucking gross. "With medication I'm HIV undetectable so I can bareback my boyfriend! Yaaaay!"

Posted by: Truvada for PrEP! at November 16, 2023 04:08 PM (+pzIB)

228 The Cologuard mini-musicals are annoying.
Posted by: Jordan61

-

We saw a new commercial for the clot shot the other night. It was really bizarre and I can only assume they're trying to make some sort of trendy name for young people to embrace getting all them COVID vaccines.

It was, no-joke, something like

SPIKEJAB

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at November 16, 2023 04:08 PM (GaiJ7)

229 >>>Kaitlin Armstrong found guilty in 2022 shooting death of cyclist Anna Moriah Wilson

https://tinyurl.com/mpv3trds

Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2023 03:54 PM (NpAcC)

======

Looking at pics of the two, I'd say they guy had a type. I thought it was same girl at first.

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 16, 2023 04:09 PM (JfxgE)

230 224 Everybody is already as mad as they're gonna get, so do whatever you want.

D9, baby, D9!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards

I always preferred TNG, but I respect DS9 fans. Voyager is right out, though.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 16, 2023 04:09 PM (JCZqz)

231 Lack of Television is a plus, not a minus.

Posted by: gp's Hope Deprivation Chamber at November 16, 2023 04:09 PM (MvF+J)

232 >>>Nearly threw laptop out the window for freezing up, again. It heats up, then freezes. Old laptop, came with Win10, now has Linux Ubuntu. Thought it had corrupted files with Windows, replaced it with Linux. Still freezing up. It's overheating and freezing up.

Sorry for the OT. Got to get ready for work anyway. Later!

Posted by: Puddleglum,

-----------

Try cleaning out the fan with compressed air (you can buy it in cans).

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 16, 2023 04:09 PM (y7vBV)

233 Spikejab would be a good horror story title.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 16, 2023 04:09 PM (fEz9w)

234 Snoop makes hardcore porno films featuring himself, but he gave up smoke. Bad for his image.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 04:09 PM (NLIak)

235 The Cologuard mini-musicals are annoying.
Posted by: Jordan61
_________

Jake from State Farm
Progressive Flo
Any Geico commercial
Any Liberty Mutual commercial
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
......

Joe Namath hawking Medicare

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

236
The HomeGoods commercials where all the Wine Aunts dancing with lamps and vases is my new hate commercial.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 16, 2023 04:09 PM (+oR7L)

237 224 Everybody is already as mad as they're gonna get, so do whatever you want.

D9, baby, D9!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards

You sunk my battleship!

Posted by: Little Kid in 80s commercial at November 16, 2023 04:11 PM (JCZqz)

238 Yeah, there are a lot of strange things that get your attention. But it's bad attention. I haven't seen those ads but I wouldn't buy what they're hawking.

But somebody must be, right? The idea that that creepy weirdness works in some way fascinates me.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 16, 2023 04:11 PM (nfrXX)

239 Call 877-CASH-NOW!

Posted by: JG Wentworth at November 16, 2023 04:11 PM (mnwUA)

240 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023
*
I will look for the earlier songs; She is an attractive woman. I still think her voice is weak.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023

***
They're on YooToob. And I agree, she's no Karen Carpenter, but then, who is?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 04:11 PM (J2vNu)

241 made my skin crawl.

In California we have indian (woo woo woo) casino ads where to prove some kind of inclusivity CGI tranny attractive women into men.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 16, 2023 04:11 PM (8Vunf)

242 I always preferred TNG, but I respect DS9 fans. Voyager is right out, though.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 16, 2023 04:09 PM (JCZqz)

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: "Enterprise" fans at November 16, 2023 04:11 PM (PiwSw)

243 Battleship?

*imagines a Hamas savage on a Seadoo armed with an RPG*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 16, 2023 04:12 PM (fEz9w)

244 This attractive brunette whose parents came her legally from Mexico is not on board with illegally immigration.

https://tinyurl.com/my6p6fpw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 04:12 PM (RSbhh)

245 Try cleaning out the fan with compressed air (you can buy it in cans).

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male,
---

Why not vacuum it out instead of blowing crap up into the machine?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:12 PM (RFrPi)

246 233 Spikejab would be a good horror story title.
Posted by: Anna Puma

That's a good point...now, how can I fit creepy sex with kids into it?

Posted by: Stephen King at November 16, 2023 04:12 PM (JCZqz)

247 Snoop Dog giving up smoke
You mean tobacco because he isn't giving up weed

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 04:12 PM (fwDg9)

248 The Cologuard mini-musicals are annoying.
Posted by: Jordan61
_________

Jake from State Farm
Progressive Flo
Any Geico commercial
Any Liberty Mutual commercial
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
......

Joe Namath hawking Medicare
Posted by: wth

Tom Selleck hawking reverse mortgages. 😔

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2023 04:12 PM (5Zw8h)

249 Wayfair, we've got just what you need!

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

250 A detaled discussion about trad Medicare versus Medicare Advantage and "which is the best Medicare supplement?" is the thread we need.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 16, 2023 04:13 PM (ogTiX)

251 And the Rebelsus spot that starts off with the pudgy zookeeper girl in uniform. "My A1C was up *here* -- and now it's down *here* with Rebelsus!"

Well, sweetie, laying off the cookies and chips and beer, and eating a lot more healthily, would go even further for you, I'll bet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 04:13 PM (J2vNu)

252 Why not vacuum it out instead of blowing crap up into the machine?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:12 PM (RFrPi)
++++
Usually it isn't moving enough air. Fan blade dirt tends to be really caked on, plus the fins of the heatsink under it (if there are fins - sometimes in laptops, there aren't or they're pretty wide and shallow) need to have the dirt dislodged, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 04:13 PM (d04cU)

253 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 04:11 PM (J2vNu)

Linda Ronstadt. Saw her as a younger woman in Pirates of Penzance. She was classically trained. I doubt she wrote her own songs, but what a voice!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 04:13 PM (RSbhh)

254 The Cologuard mini-musicals are annoying.
Posted by: Jordan61

That sort of thing used to be reserved for Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 16, 2023 04:13 PM (FVME7)

255 1-877 Kars for Kids....Donate your car today

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2023 04:13 PM (NtVYv)

256 141 128 A jury convicted DePape of attempted kidnapping of a federal official and assault on the immediate family member of a federal official with intent to retaliate against the official for the performance of their duties.
---------------
Paul Pelosi is a Federal Official?

he was there for nancy. she wasn't home, so he took his frustrations out on paul.

Posted by: stochastic carrot anachronda at November 16, 2023 04:13 PM (v3pYe)

257 Namath needs the booze money.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 04:13 PM (R4t5M)

258 Joe Namath hawking Medicare
Posted by: wth

Tom Selleck hawking reverse mortgages. 😔
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2023 04:12 PM (5Zw8h)

Mentos, the Freshmaker!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 16, 2023 04:14 PM (PiwSw)

259
Unfortunately with a runoff in Houston we have the dismal prospect of commercials with two old warhorses hitting each other with their canes.

SJL seems to think she's running against a Republican, but she not the sharpest knife in the drawer anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2023 04:14 PM (MoZTd)

260 244 This attractive brunette whose parents came her legally from Mexico is not on board with illegally immigration.

https://tinyurl.com/my6p6fpw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Don't steal my shtick with your Helen Thomas, circa 1908 photo!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 16, 2023 04:14 PM (JCZqz)

261 If they want TV's they can steal 'em.

If they want them delivered I would make them sit and watch the Jardiance commercial. Then they will feel better that they're not some fat whale who can't sing or dance.

Posted by: Auspex at November 16, 2023 03:59 PM (j4U/Z)

Yeah, she looks like a fucking beach ball. I would make them watch it 100 times in a row. At least.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 16, 2023 04:14 PM (Mzdiz)

262 >>>Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
---

Be Here Now
_Richard Alpert

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:14 PM (RFrPi)

263 Musk pulled out of some SF speech because he allegedly retweeted something that is anti semitic. Media Matters caught it...

Media Matters: "Only committed leftists can hate Jews!"

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2023 04:14 PM (UJJWg)

264 This attractive brunette whose parents came her legally from Mexico is not on board with illegally immigration.

https://tinyurl.com/my6p6fpw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......

That earring must be super heavy!

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

265 These guys took advantage of the complacency and insane voter registration rules to troll an entire town. Cool. They also cannot possibly do a worse job.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 04:06 PM (d04cU)
===============
Bartender, give those guys a tequila shot on me!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 16, 2023 04:14 PM (U+tJ3)

266 235 The Cologuard mini-musicals are annoying.
Posted by: Jordan61
_________

Jake from State Farm
Progressive Flo
Any Geico commercial
Any Liberty Mutual commercial
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
......

Joe Namath hawking Medicare
-------

The stupid bears and the toilet paper.

Posted by: Make it stop at November 16, 2023 04:15 PM (CAifx)

267 Jefferson Starship jingle about fixing your shitter is another one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 04:15 PM (R4t5M)

268 Yeah, there are a lot of strange things that get your attention. But it's bad attention. I haven't seen those ads but I wouldn't buy what they're hawking.

But somebody must be, right? The idea that that creepy weirdness works in some way fascinates me.
Posted by: Oddbob

Some commercials were never meant to be shown before 3:00 am and after 6:00 am.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2023 04:15 PM (5Zw8h)

269 Don't steal my shtick with your Helen Thomas, circa 1908 photo!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 16, 2023 04:14 PM (JCZqz)
++++
Now that's funny right there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 04:15 PM (d04cU)

270 Israeli Caterpillar D9 Armored-Bulldozers have entered the City of Jenin in the West Bank and are heading towards the Hospital where IDF Troops are already Engaged with Terrorists.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:00 PM (RFrPi)

Palestinian Pancake Breakfast?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 16, 2023 04:15 PM (Mzdiz)

271 Her album 'Folklore' isn't like that. It's one of her two COVID albums and Folklore is mostly telling stories about her family or about non-boyfriend people either from history or her imagination. It's pretty good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 16, 2023

***
That might be good at that!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 04:16 PM (J2vNu)

272 And the Rebelsus spot that starts off with the pudgy zookeeper girl in uniform. "My A1C was up *here* -- and now it's down *here* with Rebelsus!"

Well, sweetie, laying off the cookies and chips and beer, and eating a lot more healthily, would go even further for you, I'll bet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 04:13 PM (J2vNu)

=====

Those kill me. "I got my A1C under 7!" Meanwhile, mine is 5.9 and my doctor is freaking out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023 04:16 PM (DRSnL)

273 You bet your sweet Aspercreme!

https://youtu.be/TQrv6-viEUk

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2023 04:16 PM (xPl2J)

274 A jury convicted DePape of attempted kidnapping of a federal official and assault on the immediate family member of a federal official with intent to retaliate against the official for the performance of their duties.
---------------
Paul Pelosi is a Federal Official?

he was there for nancy. she wasn't home, so he took his frustrations out on paul.
Posted by: stochastic carrot anachronda

He was going to fuck someone that night.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2023 04:17 PM (5Zw8h)

275 Tyreek Hill says that he wants to star in porno movies when his NFL days are over.

I guess he can't do it just yet, because NFL no likee.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 04:17 PM (NLIak)

276 Relief Factor!!

Posted by: Larry Elder at November 16, 2023 04:17 PM (CAifx)

277
Here we are at a site with ads for toenail fungus and dying livers, complaining about TV commercials.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2023 04:17 PM (MoZTd)

278 Why not vacuum it out instead of blowing crap up into the machine?
Posted by: Braenyard

If you're not extremely careful with the vac, you can rip out parts or destroy the fans.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2023 04:17 PM (IG4Id)

279 You bet your sweet Aspercreme!

https://youtu.be/TQrv6-viEUk
Posted by: Mark1971

Never mix up Aspercreme and Preparation H.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2023 04:17 PM (5Zw8h)

280 A jury convicted DePape of attempted kidnapping of a federal official and assault on the immediate family member of a federal official with intent to retaliate against the official for the performance of their duties.
_________________

They didn't convict him of queering off with the immediate family member of a federal official?

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at November 16, 2023 04:17 PM (RFAn/)

281 > Holy crap candice is a dunce.

Yes, her response is dumb, but I'm not sure what Candace said that made Ben go off like that in public about her.

I know she claimed Arabs are limited to the Arab Quarter in Israel. This is false, but not really a beyond the pale statement. At most, I'd say, "Candace, you're wrong about this. You should read up more."

Candace also said nobody should commit genocide, which many took to be her saying Israel is committing genocide. Maybe she was saying that, but she didn't exactly say it.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 04:18 PM (0N1h0)

282 Palestinian Pancake Breakfast?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 16, 2023 04:15 PM (Mzdiz)

That's not funny!

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at November 16, 2023 04:18 PM (PiwSw)

283 I don't give a darn what AoC's chest looks like.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 04:06 PM (RSbhh)

Jebuz, Fen. That'll cost you Moron Points.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2023 04:18 PM (CnLzB)

284 Uh oh. What thread have I been posting in?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 16, 2023 04:18 PM (GaiJ7)

285
Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea (over and over)

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2023 04:18 PM (NtVYv)

286 Aspergum
BC powder

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:19 PM (RFrPi)

287 This attractive brunette whose parents came her legally from Mexico is not on board with illegally immigration.

https://tinyurl.com/my6p6fpw

Hmm. Standards seem to be slipping around here. Maybe Victoria's Secret can use her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2023 04:19 PM (guGkK)

288 Uh oh. What thread have I been posting in?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 16, 2023 04:18 PM (GaiJ7)
++++
This thread, like all threads, finally descends into existential pondering.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 04:19 PM (d04cU)

289 okay, I was posting on a tab left open from the 12th, but I don't think I'm banned

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at November 16, 2023 04:19 PM (GaiJ7)

290 the Hospital where IDF Troops are already Engaged with Terrorists.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:00 PM (RFrPi)

Gee, why don't they let the terrorists get medical help?

Posted by: stupid bint on the Bay Bridge at November 16, 2023 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

291 No TV?! Shoot I member we here in South Park had no Internets.. Psst on the way to Callyforny we stayed at a camp where a fella sold us tickets for 15 min of internets. Maybe he can do the same for TV. Turn left off RT 66,,

Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 16, 2023 04:20 PM (OtsIW)

292
but I don't think I'm banned
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews

_________

Yet

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2023 04:20 PM (MoZTd)

293 So here we go. Please be sure ace sees this if you get a chance.

Full on Robocop

---

Found it:

"Spikevax (previously COVID-19 Vaccine Moderna)

Spikevax is also available as three adapted vaccines:

Spikevax bivalent Original/Omicron BA.1 contains elasomeran and an additional mRNA molecule, imelasomeran, with instructions for producing a protein from the Omicron BA.1 subvariant of SARS-CoV-2;
Spikevax bivalent Original/Omicron BA.4-5 contains..."

https://tinyurl.com/ygj4x4t2

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at November 16, 2023 04:20 PM (GaiJ7)

294 Youtube video

"SPIKEVAX THAT BODY!"

(this is not a joke)

youtube.com/watch?v=yObWLSul_LQ

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at November 16, 2023 04:21 PM (GaiJ7)

295 Too fucking bad, motherfuckers. Go the fuck back to the shithole of Venezuela and tell the rest of them how shitty it is for illegals in teh US. No television!!!!

I assume you had television in Venezuela ? Should have fucking stayed there.

Posted by: deadrody at November 16, 2023 04:21 PM (PVvfU)

296 Arabs are limited to the Arab Quarter in Israel.

-
I say we make it an Arab Nickle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 16, 2023 04:21 PM (FVME7)

297
I don’t give a darn (Oh, he’s our shortstop!).

Posted by: Abbott and Costello at November 16, 2023 04:21 PM (CAifx)

298 Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea (over and over)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2023 04:18 PM (NtVYv)
......

Oh jeez, I love that one. Girl dancing around patting her butt singing about diarrhea.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

299 No TV?! Shoot I member we here in South Park had no Internets.. Psst on the way to Callyforny we stayed at a camp where a fella sold us tickets for 15 min of internets. Maybe he can do the same for TV. Turn left off RT 66,,

Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 16, 2023 04:20 PM (OtsIW)

Oh man, I remember how this episode ended.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2023 04:21 PM (xPl2J)

300 but I don't think I'm banned

_________

Yet
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

-

I wouldn't fault anyone because I kind of deserve it for _________

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at November 16, 2023 04:21 PM (GaiJ7)

301 Paul Pelosi is a Federal Official?

he was there for nancy. she wasn't home, so he took his frustrations out on paul.

I think DePape said he wanted to kidnap Pelosi. I don't remember though, it's been a while.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 04:22 PM (0N1h0)

302 156
' Armstrong is smoking hot.'

She's a Whole Foods 6 at best.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 16, 2023 04:22 PM (roH4R)

303 They didn't convict him of queering off with the immediate family member of a federal official?
Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at November 16, 2023 04:17 PM

Pretty sure that's not a crime in San Fran.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2023 04:22 PM (aQy7p)

304 263 Musk pulled out of some SF speech because he allegedly retweeted something that is anti semitic. Media Matters caught it...

Media Matters: "Only committed leftists can hate Jews!"
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2023 04:14 PM (UJJWg)

Musk online "liked" a comment that Jews had been supporting attacks on white people for years, which was too broad, but then clarified and said he was talking about the ADL, which is in fact true. The ADL has been captured by the far left and is probably out protesting for Hamas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 16, 2023 04:22 PM (i9ffA)

305 >>A jury convicted DePape of attempted kidnapping of a federal official and assault on the immediate family member of a federal official with intent to retaliate against the official for the performance of their duties.

Paul should have rammed his elbow into DePape's kidney - Kevin McCarthy

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 16, 2023 04:23 PM (l10hq)

306 Jake from State Farm
Progressive Flo
Any Geico commercial
Any Liberty Mutual commercial
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
......

Joe Namath hawking Medicare

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

Jonathan from Colonial Penn.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 16, 2023 04:23 PM (Mzdiz)

307 They didn't convict him of queering off with the immediate family member of a federal official?
Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at November 16, 2023 04:17 PM

Pretty sure that's not a crime in San Fran.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2023 04:22 PM (aQy7p)

True. In fact, the County offers a free kit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2023 04:23 PM (guGkK)

308 NYC has always been the harbor for the immigrant
She's at the entrance with her torch held high
Let it be, Let it be

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:24 PM (RFrPi)

309 So they are objecting to a place populated by, well, their fellow border jumpers? And we're supposed to not only not mind, but pay for it too?

Got it.

Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2023 04:24 PM (JwHpX)

310 She's a Whole Foods 6 at best.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 16, 2023 04:22 PM (roH4R)
++++
What is that on the Waffle House scale?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 04:24 PM (d04cU)

311 Musk online "liked" a comment that Jews had been supporting attacks on white people for years, which was too broad, but then clarified and said he was talking about the ADL, which is in fact true. The ADL has been captured by the far left and is probably out protesting for Hamas.

Oh, yes. The ADL is just a skinsuit. Their blaming "white supremacists" for the pro-Hamas riots is proof.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2023 04:24 PM (UJJWg)

312 >>310 She's a Whole Foods 6 at best.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 16, 2023 04:22 PM (roH4R)
++++
What is that on the Waffle House scale?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

11

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 16, 2023 04:24 PM (l10hq)

313 But somebody must be, right? The idea that that creepy weirdness works in some way fascinates me.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 16, 2023 04:11 PM (nfrXX)

I wonder what percentage of the US is mentally ill.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 16, 2023 04:24 PM (Mzdiz)

314 Candace also said nobody should commit genocide, which many took to be her saying Israel is committing genocide. Maybe she was saying that, but she didn't exactly say it.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 04:18 PM (0N1h0)

Their relationship is so bad that I think Ben Shapiro and Candace Owens should have sex on pay-per-view, and she gets to play the Man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 16, 2023 04:25 PM (i9ffA)

315 This is not the Bee:

Christmas Day celebration in Bethlehem has been cancelled this year, and replaced with Hamas Martyrs Day.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 04:25 PM (NLIak)

316 Can you imagine manning the phones for that Namath Mediscare hotline? Holy fuck.

"Just call." 80 year olds screaming at you about pills and ambulances and shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 04:26 PM (R4t5M)

317 Christmas Day celebration in Bethlehem has been cancelled this year, and replaced with Hamas Martyrs Day.
Posted by: mnw

Perhaps that 'light in the East' will be an airburst.

A Christmas Miracle!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2023 04:27 PM (qoGsy)

318 Yeah, there are a lot of strange things that get your attention. But it's bad attention. I haven't seen those ads but I wouldn't buy what they're hawking.

But somebody must be, right? The idea that that creepy weirdness works in some way fascinates me.
Posted by: Oddbob
.......

I crapped my pants when I realized it was time for Medicare enrollment and I just ran out of Truvada.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

319 I wonder what percentage of the US is mentally ill.
Posted by: Miley

60 - 40 nutz.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2023 04:27 PM (5Zw8h)

320 315 This is not the Bee:

Christmas Day celebration in Bethlehem has been cancelled this year, and replaced with Hamas Martyrs Day.

Posted by: mnw
---

Target for IAF or artillery, which?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:27 PM (RFrPi)

321 Can you imagine manning the phones for that Namath Mediscare hotline? Holy fuck.

"Just call." 80 year olds screaming at you about pills and ambulances and shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 04:26 PM (R4t5M)
++++
Probably like the call center for Old Glory Insurance:
https://youtu.be/g4Gh_IcK8UM

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 04:27 PM (d04cU)

322 What if we turn California over to the illegals lock, stock, and barrel?

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 04:28 PM (fwDg9)

323
308
'What is that on the Waffle House scale?'

A 7 but only if lacking visible tattoos.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 16, 2023 04:28 PM (roH4R)

324 This is not the Bee:

Christmas Day celebration in Bethlehem has been cancelled this year, and replaced with Hamas Martyrs Day.
Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 04:25 PM

Dear Christian Arabs,

We're not even pretending anymore. Fuck you.

Kisses,
- Your Muslim Neighbors

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2023 04:29 PM (aQy7p)

325 Snoop Dogg Breaks the Internet: ‘I’ve Decided to Give Up Smoke’.

Meh, he probably got a deluxe Volcano. No smoke, just vapor. (They're actually really cool. Digital temperature control and simple hot air/convection heating.)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2023 04:29 PM (KAi1n)

326 A 7 but only if lacking visible tattoos.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Ummm, have you been to a WH?

LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2023 04:29 PM (qoGsy)

327 These Venezuelans are of a piece with the Somalis in Minneapolis complaining that the free food they got was not to their taste.

You know a place with great Somali food? Effing Somalia!

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at November 16, 2023 04:29 PM (RFAn/)

328 >>322 What if we turn California over to the illegals lock, stock, and barrel?
Posted by: Skip

How about we relocate them to a new land called The Pacific?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 16, 2023 04:29 PM (l10hq)

329 322 What if we turn California over to the illegals lock, stock, and barrel?
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 04:28 PM (fwDg9)

I thought we already had.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 16, 2023 04:29 PM (i9ffA)

330 Perhaps that 'light in the East' will be an airburst.

A Christmas Miracle!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2023 04:27 PM

More likely a Hamas bomb in the Church of the Nativity.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2023 04:30 PM (aQy7p)

331 IF it's not an ultra-thin, you need to open up the case and use a few cans of canned air to clean it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I was thinking of doing just that. It's pretty thin but I don't think it's in the ultra-thin category.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 16, 2023 04:30 PM (sAmhv)

332 310 She's a Whole Foods 6 at best.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 16, 2023 04:22 PM (roH4R)
++++
What is that on the Waffle House scale?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 04:24 PM (d04cU)

She's a Perkins 10!

Posted by: Tiger Woods at November 16, 2023 04:30 PM (lqvOK)

333 Can you imagine manning the phones for that Namath Mediscare hotline? Holy fuck.

"Just call." 80 year olds screaming at you about pills and ambulances and shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 04:26 PM (R4t5M)
++++
Probably like the call center for Old Glory Insurance:
https://youtu.be/g4Gh_IcK8UM
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Hearing aid hotline. Just shoot me.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2023 04:30 PM (5Zw8h)

334 Christmas Day celebration in Bethlehem has been cancelled this year, and replaced with Hamas Martyrs Day.
Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 04:25 PM
_______________

So a whole bunch more of them should be "martyred?"

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at November 16, 2023 04:30 PM (RFAn/)

335 This just in:

The Pentagon would like you to know that they just can't seem to find 3.8 trillion dollars in the latest audit they just failed.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 16, 2023 04:31 PM (wb1YC)

336 325 Snoop Dogg Breaks the Internet: ‘I’ve Decided to Give Up Smoke’.

Meh, he probably got a deluxe Volcano. No smoke, just vapor. (They're actually really cool. Digital temperature control and simple hot air/convection heating.)

Posted by: SFGoth
---

Been schtupping Martha too long.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 04:31 PM (RFrPi)

337 Perhaps that 'light in the East' will be an airburst.

A Christmas Miracle!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2023 04:27 PM (qoGsy)

Burst out a laugh on this comment

Posted by: Beartooth at November 16, 2023 04:31 PM (y8ulm)

338 So they all go home if we take away their TV privileges?

Who knew the immigration crisis could be solved so easily?

Posted by: Just Lily at November 16, 2023 04:31 PM (EyZPU)

339 The Pentagon would like you to know that they just can't seem to find 3.8 trillion dollars in the latest audit they just failed.
Posted by: Azathoth

Gee, it was just in the top desk drawer when I last saw it.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2023 04:31 PM (qoGsy)

340 Internet porn simulator at the 3:10 mark..
https://tinyurl.com/4yhfmawt

Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 16, 2023 04:31 PM (OtsIW)

341 Hearing aid hotline. Just shoot me.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2023 04:30 PM (5Zw8h)
______________

WHAT? SPEAK UP!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2023 04:32 PM (RFAn/)

342 Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea (over and over)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2023 04:18 PM (NtVYv)
......

Oh jeez, I love that one. Girl dancing around patting her butt singing about diarrhea.
Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

Yeah, people think it's funny, but its really wet and runny

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2023 04:32 PM (NtVYv)

343 FDA recalls MORE eyedrops over infection risk - and reveals they're made at an Indian factory where workers are BAREFOOT and tamper with test results

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 16, 2023 04:32 PM (l10hq)

344 This just in:

The Pentagon would like you to know that they just can't seem to find 3.8 trillion dollars in the latest audit they just failed.
Posted by: Azathoth

-

That's really bad.

Not the money so much, but knowing that the last time a similar sort of thing was publicly stated by Rumsfeld planes almost immediately crashed into the buildings where the records were kept and the matter was never talked about again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at November 16, 2023 04:33 PM (GaiJ7)

345
The Pentagon would like you to know that they just can't seem to find 3.8 trillion dollars in the latest audit they just failed.
Posted by: Azathoth

__________

They put it on Lucky Dan to win.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2023 04:33 PM (MoZTd)

346 So they all go home if we take away their TV privileges?

Who knew the immigration crisis could be solved so easily?
Posted by: Just Lily at November 16, 2023 04:31 PM (EyZPU)
________________

Or make them watch The ~~View~~ Spew 24/7. They'll go home if they don't kill themselves first.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2023 04:33 PM (RFAn/)

347 343 FDA recalls MORE eyedrops over infection risk - and reveals they're made at an Indian factory where workers are BAREFOOT and tamper with test results
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 16, 2023 04:32 PM (l10hq)

You say that like it's a bad thing!

Posted by: Venkatkrishnasuresh Balasubramanian at November 16, 2023 04:33 PM (PiwSw)

348 DA recalls MORE eyedrops over infection risk - and reveals they're made at an Indian factory where workers are BAREFOOT and tamper with test results
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 16, 2023 04:32 PM (l10hq)

That's just naan sense.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 04:34 PM (R4t5M)

349 The Pentagon would like you to know that they just can't seem to find 3.8 trillion dollars in the latest audit they just failed.
Posted by: Azathoth

Pikers!

Posted by: The 21 trillion stolen since 1998 at November 16, 2023 04:34 PM (Mzdiz)

350 Can you imagine manning the phones for that Namath Mediscare hotline? Holy fuck.
.......

"Hello, Medicare hotline. Can I help you?"

"I don't know, can you help me make sure I don't wind up looking like Joe?"

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

351 This reminds me of the mid to late 20-teens when the mass of refugees to Europe were burning down the provided housing because they didn’t get Wi-Fi, namebrand clothes and cosmetic dental surgery.

That’s where this goes btw, not self -deportation.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2023 04:34 PM (Hkcdp)

352 This just in:

The Pentagon would like you to know that they just can't seem to find 3.8 trillion dollars in the latest audit they just failed.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 16, 2023 04:31 PM (wb1YC)
++++
That's a significant amount of money to just ... lose track of. I once managed to lose track of a hundred bucks (in suit pants when I put them away) and when I found them I was shocked and thought, "man, that's a lot of money. I must be richer than I thought, if I failed to notice that I misplaced a hundred bucks." But that's just peanuts compared to four trillion.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 04:34 PM (d04cU)

353 an armored D9? oh yeah, it's a landfill D9 with a trash package that includes the bullet proof glass upgrade, very hard to hurt that beast

Posted by: DanMan at November 16, 2023 04:35 PM (8uzBS)

354 Noodity

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2023 04:35 PM (5Zw8h)

355 335 This just in:

The Pentagon would like you to know that they just can't seem to find 3.8 trillion dollars in the latest audit they just failed.
Posted by: Azathoth

It's always in the last place you looked. I'm going into work tonight, I'll look around.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 16, 2023 04:35 PM (sAmhv)

356 Hobos for HBO

Posted by: chicagovota at November 16, 2023 04:35 PM (Ba5VG)

357 Youtube video

"SPIKEVAX THAT BODY!"

(this is not a joke)

---------------

Out: "You bastards, you killed Kenny!"
In: "You bastards, you killed Parody!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 16, 2023 04:36 PM (75ZEd)

358 The Pentagon would like you to know that they just can't seem to find 3.8 trillion dollars in the latest audit they just failed.
Posted by: Azathoth

*shifty eyes, backs away slowly*

Posted by: Z-dog at November 16, 2023 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

359 The Pentagon would like you to know that they just can't seem to find 3.8 trillion dollars in the latest audit they just failed.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 16, 2023 04:31 PM (wb1YC)
_______________

Iran will spend it wisely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2023 04:36 PM (RFAn/)

360 This reminds me of the mid to late 20-teens when the mass of refugees to Europe were burning down the provided housing because they didn’t get Wi-Fi, namebrand clothes and cosmetic dental surgery.

That’s where this goes btw, not self -deportation.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2023 04:34 PM (Hkcdp)

It's NYC. It's okay.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2023 04:36 PM (BdMk6)

361 This just in:

The Pentagon would like you to know that they just can't seem to find 3.8 trillion dollars in the latest audit they just failed.

Posted by: Azathoth

-----------

* Ukraine and Iran have entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 16, 2023 04:37 PM (75ZEd)

362 The Pentagon has again failed its independent annual audit, mainly because defense officials could not provide auditors with enough information to form a full accounting evaluation, according to the Defense Department’s yearly financial report released Wednesday.

“Auditing the department’s $3.8 trillion in assets and $4 trillion in liabilities is a massive undertaking,” Pentagon Comptroller Michael McCord said. “But the improvements and changes we are making every day as a result of these audits positively affect every soldier, sailor, airman, Marine, guardian and DOD civilian.”

Posted by: Azathoth at November 16, 2023 04:37 PM (wb1YC)

363 The plain curly haired dame putting some crap under her tongue. Vaguely pornographic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

And very German.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 16, 2023 04:37 PM (wv6bo)

364 Funny how we all seem to know where the 3.8 trillion went.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2023 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

365 [triple horde mind:]

*shifty eyes, backs away slowly*
Posted by: Z-dog at November 16, 2023 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

Iran will spend it wisely.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2023 04:36 PM (RFAn/)

* Ukraine and Iran have entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 16, 2023 04:37 PM (75ZEd)

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 16, 2023 04:39 PM (u6pOz)

366 ...till the weekend.

Posted by: Snoop at November 16, 2023 04:41 PM (RilAR)

367 $3.8 Trillion, no wonder the Deep State wants to stay in power

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 04:46 PM (fwDg9)

368 Willowed again?

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 04:48 PM (fwDg9)

369 But since they refused the offer, the parents say that they might have to sleep on the streets with their children ages 5, 3, and 10 months.

Hmmm, well, then, maybe you can just go right on back to the craphole you came from. Maybe you shouldn't have packed up 3 vulnerable children and fled to where the streets are paved with gold just so you could pry up a brick or two.

I would offer them the classic bartender closing time line:
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here (America).

Posted by: GWB at November 16, 2023 07:58 PM (JgU20)

Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0424 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0126 seconds, 378 records returned.
Page size 191 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.