All the King's Men Have a New Spin: Biden Is So Vigorous You Couldn't Believe It, He's Just an Absolute Beast of Energy and Pure Animal Power!

Much like Ruth Bader Ginsburg before him.

Ishallah.

This story comes out just as Biden is demanding that his frenz in the press, especially in the New York Times, propgandize on his behalf even harder.

When will The New York Times finally stop pulling punches and go after Donald Trump?
That's the question Joe Biden's campaign asked the media this week. "For the political press corp (sic) --especially our friends at the Gray Lady," pleaded the White House, "it's time to meet the moment and responsibly inform the electorate of what their lives might look like if the leading GOP candidate for president is allowed back in the WH."
The New York Times is, indeed, a friend. It "meets the moment" all the time. So, no, Biden isn't working the refs here. He's demanding obedience. And the fact that the White House can brazenly petition a supposedly free press to join his campaign effort tells us a lot about how little the contemporary Democrat cares for a free press.
Recall that on the rare occasions that the Times slips up and writes an honest headline, celebrity journalism "professors" and leftist Twitterati swarm and demand it be changed to something more suitable. More often than not, the Times obliges them. They will oblige this time, as well.
In this instance, the White House didn't even profess they wanted a factual error corrected, which would be understandable. Biden was upset that the Times published a piece offering a quite banal, if inconvenient, observation about Trump and the issue of abortion.
In a piece headlined, "Why Trump Seems Less Vulnerable Than Other Republicans," Ruth Igielnik points to existing polling data that "seems" -- lots of hedging going on in the piece -- "to have effectively neutralized abortion as an issue during the Republican primary" with "vagueness" and attempts "to occupy a middle ground of sorts."
This is inarguable. Trump, despite all the bluster, is perhaps the most ideologically moderate and malleable major Republican candidate to run for the presidency in a very long time. As the piece mentions, the former president has taken virtually every position on abortion during his political life. And while it's true he's nominated constitutionalist jurists, as a candidate, he now claims that Florida's pro-life law is a "terrible mistake."
And because Trump, who has a substantial lead in the polls, is already running a general election campaign, while his GOP primary adversaries are compelled to shore up conservative support, he can moderate positions -- like every candidate ever.
Now, if the Times were responsibly informing the electorate, it would let everyone know that "devout Catholic" Joe Biden supports unfettered "access" to abortion until the baby hits the crib. Instead, we are inundated with the narrative that says radical abortion "bans" are sinking the GOP nationally. And the White House demands this notion be pushed at all times, with no exceptions.
As soon as the left stopped debating and knighted themselves sentinels of "democracy," they had their justification to act in "undemocratic" ways. The notion that there is an overriding duty to campaign for Biden to save the nation rather than engage in mundane traditional journalism is widely held on the left.
The other day, John Harwood -- who, until recently, was LARPing as a journalist at NBC -- posted that the media had a duty to "better convey 2 realities: --the US economy is doing well, not poorly --Biden at 80 is handling the job effectively right now."
Some people -- sentient people -- might argue the latter contention is dubious while the former one is highly debatable. Those debates should be left to pundits. But Harwood, like the celebrity "journalism" professor and institutions that crank out credulous activists rather than skeptical reporters, believes he has a higher purpose than letting voters figure these things out for themselves.

These orders are released just as Biden is preparing to attack Trump for being old and too feeble to be president.

And now: A Biden aide tells us that Joe Biden is a "beast."

On Aug. 31, NPR noted that Old Joe "has been avoiding climbing up the sometimes-wobbly 18-foot staircase that is trucked over to the plane's upper door. More often than not, he is using a much shorter and sturdier set of stairs that fold out from the belly of the plane."
But the problem wasn't that the stairs were wobbly. The problem was that the rapidly deteriorating kleptocrat was too weak to navigate them: "Biden, 80, has stumbled on the tall stairs more than once. The short stairs have the distinct advantage of moving most of Biden's ascent into Air Force One out of public view. But for those who have noticed the shift, it also draws attention to one of Biden's greatest political liabilities as he seeks reelection: his age."
Indeed. But now one of Old Joe's wonks, Mitch Landrieu, a man who has the lofty title of "White House infrastructure coordinator," is here to tell us not to believe our lying eyes....

For those of you that think the president might be too old or doesn't have enough energy or whatever it is that you all think, This guy gets up early. He stays up late. We have made trips, if not every week, sometimes twice a week and three times a week. And we have done it over and over again and there's nothing new here. What's wonderful about it is how relentless that it is and how many places that we have been.

As if that weren't laid on thick enough, Landrieu added: "The guy is, like, he's a beast."

BEASTMODE ACTIVATED!

Visibly confused, Biden death grips the hand rail as he exits the stage pic.twitter.com/uZ4y4BNYQY
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) November 16, 2023

He's a cyclone of energy, meaning he spins around aimlessly, randomly, and sometimes dangerously.

Shane Gillis: “Anytime Biden finishes a speech he transforms into a Roomba” 🤣 pic.twitter.com/ltnklt4unV
— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) November 9, 2023

One of the funniest jokes I've ever heard was from Shane Gillis' new special:

"My favorite thing about Biden is: anytime Biden finishes a speech, he transforms into a Roomba." pic.twitter.com/QCFYWgYLaa
— Jason Howerton (@jason_howerton) September 14, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM

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1 It's who they are

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 16, 2023 02:29 PM (zjgNU)

2 (But, obviously not who Roomba Biden is.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 16, 2023 02:29 PM (zjgNU)

3 He's a pants-shitting Jack Lalane.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 02:31 PM (R4t5M)

4 Still planking.

Also, I AM IN AGONY IN THIS FIRE.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at November 16, 2023 02:31 PM (aD39U)

5 Has anyone seen Biden hump a couch?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 02:31 PM (ntk8v)

6 Some simp was on MSNBC the other day saying a 45 year old couldnt do Joe's job. He is so full of vim and vigor.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 16, 2023 02:31 PM (CIS44)

7 Oh, I believe ALL our decrepit ruling class are just the PINNACLE of health and not barely holding on to life for the empowerment of their handlers.

Hi, Mitch!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 16, 2023 02:31 PM (zjgNU)

8 I came here to sniff girls and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum

/lowers sunglasses
//Takes a hit of flonase
///Adjusts filled adult diaper

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 02:32 PM (XqcwY)

9 He's got Doc Jill's heels pointed at the ceiling every night! The man is unsatiable!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2023 02:32 PM (uSHSS)

10 Rethreaded:

Is a wiener roast confusing for gays?

If two Vegans get into a fight is it still called a beef?

Posted by: Ciampino - The wife threw a hot grill at my face. The attack made head lines. at November 16, 2023 02:32 PM (qfLjt)

11 "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic president."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2023 02:33 PM (guGkK)

12
Also, I AM IN AGONY IN THIS FIRE.

Don't forget Ruth, after your lake of fire yoga we have you down for a hot stone massage. Sorry, misread than fire and brimstone massage.

Posted by: Stan at November 16, 2023 02:33 PM (XqcwY)

13 After a hard day's work Joe impregnate one of his concubines.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 16, 2023 02:33 PM (DD0UK)

14 A Biden aide tells us that Joe Biden is a "beast."

Pfft.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at November 16, 2023 02:33 PM (JrojV)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at November 16, 2023 02:33 PM (aD39U)

16 If two Vegans get into a fight is it still called a beef?
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There is a truce intact in Vegas. Let's not disturb the truce.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 02:33 PM (ntk8v)

17 Some simp was on MSNBC the other day saying a 45 year old couldnt do Joe's job. He is so full of vim and vigor.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 16, 2023 02:31 PM (CIS44)

I'm willing to bet there's a lot of limp-wristed 45 year old leftists who couldn't handle it...

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 16, 2023 02:34 PM (zjgNU)

18 "BEASTMODE ACTIVATED!"

If Biden's a beast, then I'm a guy with the devil's triad - 6'+ tall, have a 6-figure income, have a visible ab 6-pack...you know the rest.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 16, 2023 02:34 PM (uGhsv)

19 How soon until Shane Gillis ends up in the same gulag as that guy who was convicted of posting an unflattering meme of Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 16, 2023 02:34 PM (7fElN)

20 Imma read the content, but its the same curse of the media that took Ruth Bader Ginsburg so fasten your seat belt its gonna be a bumpy ride.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 16, 2023 02:34 PM (as3uC)

21 Visibly confused, Biden death grips the hand rail as he exits the stage

-

That's the real music on that clip?

That's not dubbed over?

hahahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 16, 2023 02:34 PM (BMWRT)

22 Someone needs to ask him to dance the Watusi …

Posted by: Adriane the NYC Rockettes Critic . . . at November 16, 2023 02:34 PM (4Winp)

23 If someone is proclaiming Biden is a beast, I'm looking for the 666 label.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 16, 2023 02:34 PM (z5vMw)

24 "Infratructure specialist" Mitch Landrieu also thought the levees in New Orleans were sound as the pound.

Posted by: Wally at November 16, 2023 02:34 PM (hqVaF)

25 The other day, John Harwood -- who, until recently, was LARPing as a journalist at NBC -- posted that the media had a duty to "better convey 2 realities: --the US economy is doing well, not poorly --Biden at 80 is handling the job effectively right now."

Some people -- sentient people -- might argue the latter contention is dubious while the former one is highly debatable. Those debates should be left to pundits. But Harwood, like the celebrity "journalism" professor and institutions that crank out credulous activists rather than skeptical reporters, believes he has a higher purpose than letting voters figure these things out for themselves.
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It's okay. You can call them "drones." Or "NPCs." Or even "NPC Drones."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:35 PM (d04cU)

26 "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic president."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2023 02:33 PM (guGkK)
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The world's first $6 trillion man. That's how much it will cost in bribes and graft to get it done.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 16, 2023 02:35 PM (7fElN)

27 As if that weren't laid on thick enough, Landrieu added: "The guy is, like, he's a beast."

*SNORT*

After Axelrod's comments, the memo has gone out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2023 02:35 PM (guGkK)

28 "We have made trips, if not every week, sometimes twice a week and three times a week. And we have done it over and over again and there's nothing new here. What's wonderful about it is how relentless that it is and how many places that we have been."

Landrieu is taking oratory lessons from Kamala.

Posted by: gp's Sympathy Hydrant at November 16, 2023 02:35 PM (MvF+J)

29 Biden walks like Mr. Burns

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 16, 2023 02:36 PM (n+eLX)

30 The only trips Biden takes frequently is to his home and vacation home. He's had more vacation days than a retired person.

Posted by: Drive by at November 16, 2023 02:36 PM (KLWiP)

31 Willowed from last thread:

Didn't know that about Gandi but then read nothing about him, just 1 stupid movie
Posted by: Skip

There was a good article written about Gandhi by the late Richard Grenier, "The Gandhi Nobody Knew." It was written shortly after the movie came out. Don't remember which periodical it appeared in, but you can find it online. Gives a really good picture of the man.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at November 16, 2023 02:36 PM (JrojV)

32 ""The guy is, like, he's a beast.""

They're not wrong, but it's not true in the way they mean.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 16, 2023 02:36 PM (ou9hh)

33 FBI to raid Shane Gillis's house in 5...4...3...2...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 16, 2023 02:36 PM (ScR16)

34 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 16, 2023 02:36 PM (T4tVD)

35 The trick in any propaganda is to make it at least somewhat plausible. If I suggest that I'm going to kick Mike Tyson's ass, that's not propaganda, that's just idiocy.

The modern media is composed almost exclusively of idiots.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 02:36 PM (I/Qkd)

36 As if that weren't laid on thick enough, Landrieu added: "The guy is, like, he's a beast."

So Biden got confused and gave Mitch the old "two fingers under the skirt" salute?

Posted by: Stan at November 16, 2023 02:36 PM (XqcwY)

37 Biden Is So Vigorous You Couldn't Believe It, He's Just an Absolute Beast of Energy and Pure Animal Power!

So he's David French's bull?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2023 02:37 PM (2ocoG)

38 But Biden IS a beast. A finger-fucking, grifting, treasonous, pedophilic beast, but still, a beast.

I'm thinking if you look closely, you can see the 666 on his forehead. That kind of beast.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 16, 2023 02:37 PM (okGHj)

39 Fine. The Horde Mind beat me to Ginsburg the Expired. That's why people owe Ace money. You know who you are.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 16, 2023 02:37 PM (as3uC)

40 Biden is like Michael from Halloween. You could literally chainsaw him into bits and he'll keep on coming!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2023 02:37 PM (guGkK)

41 For those of you that think the president might be too old or doesn't have enough energy or whatever it is that you all think, This guy gets up early. He stays up late. We have made trips, if not every week, sometimes twice a week and three times a week. And we have done it over and over again and there's nothing new here. What's wonderful about it is how relentless that it is and how many places that we have been.
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The more things change, the more they stay the same.

One thing is always true in tyrannies: the strength - always strength, not intelligence or competence - of the leader.

Dear Leader is strong like bull! Always. Right up to the moment that Dear Leader's decrepit ass literally turns to dust as he's riding down an elevator. He is "strong like bull" until the very last moment. Then his successor - after whatever blood-soaked battles for the mantle - is "strong like bull" and the predecessor was a deeply flawed man who we must endeavor to understand but not emulate, since we have now moved on.

It's always the same story.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:37 PM (d04cU)

42 Fine, run him in 2024

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 02:37 PM (53fsd)

43 Don't compare Biden to Burns. Although both are physically pathetic, Burns has a sharp mind.

Posted by: Wally at November 16, 2023 02:37 PM (hqVaF)

44

He is so manly he can stand behind his layers of armed guards and threaten to beat up smaller guys than him, larger fat old guys and feeble old men all the while having kids jump in his lap.

He is a man's man brother, NO JOKE.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 16, 2023 02:37 PM (UCNv1)

45 Mudpants has no fucking clue in that video. Dumbfuck just starts pointing at shit.

We're boned. So boned.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 02:38 PM (R4t5M)

46 When will The New York Times finally stop pulling punches and go after Donald Trump?

This is a fairly frequent (and becoming more frequent) topic over at DU. It used to mostly be "Biden is great, look at this thing he did, he sounded forceful and coherent in this clip," etc, but now there's a growing number of discussions saying TRUMP is the one showing signs of dementia, a feeble-body, and confused, slurred, nonsensical speech, and the corrupt right-wing media won't cover it!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 16, 2023 02:38 PM (JCZqz)

47 Prepare three envelopes..

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 16, 2023 02:38 PM (aD39U)

48 Posted by: Mitch McConnell at November 16, 2023 02:33 PM (aD39U)
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This is never not funny.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 16, 2023 02:38 PM (ScR16)

49 Leftists always have the urge to lift their leaders up into the ranks of the gods no matter how lame they are in reality. Look at North Korea or any Communist state.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2023 02:38 PM (eoQWY)

50 I'm so damned vigorous that I need a shower afterwards! Who's with me- Ashley, Naomi, anyone?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 02:38 PM (HjfVN)

51 What life would be like if Trump were in the WH - let's see, looking at history, I say

gas under $3.50 a gallon
the Stock Market up bigly
wages up
illegal immigration down
no media censorship (unlike now)
a strong robust foreign policy
improving trade relations with allies
forcing allies to actually live up to defense commitments
renegotiating trade deals for the benefit of Americans
trying to secure the border
better federal judges

In other words, far, far, far, far, far, far better than things are under Biden.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at November 16, 2023 02:38 PM (ky+MF)

52 The Doc Severenson music in the background was a nice touch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 02:39 PM (R4t5M)

53 Mudpants has no fucking clue in that video. Dumbfuck just starts pointing at shit.

We're boned. So boned.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 02:38 PM (R4t5M)
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We are, but that isn't exactly Biden's fault. He's being run by the factions. His weakness is that he can't exert any influence over the factions. He's too stupid and decrepit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:39 PM (d04cU)

54 You notice Biden is never in the vicinity of a mirror or any reflective surface? They probably have to protect him from thinking he's in the twilight zone and ordering the nuking of Earth 2.

Some online rag tried to resurrect the "Dark Brandon" thing, and I can't tell if they (media) are so stupid they actually believe it, or they just believe liberal voters are so stupid they can convince them Joe is just so ready to take on Trump in a debate, where he'll grace so many brilliant points and quick retorts that Trump will completely fall apart.

"He gets up early and stays up late" ummm so literally the sign of dementia patients who start to lose the ability to decipher time of day.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 16, 2023 02:39 PM (aLgw9)

55 Prepare three envelopes..
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 16, 2023 02:38 PM (aD39U)
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Heh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:39 PM (d04cU)

56 A beast yes, a very old and mentally lame beast.

not to mention his perversions and corruption and constant lies.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2023 02:39 PM (Cus5s)

57 Good. Fuck face can run in 2024. Honestly I thought he'd be dead by now. But he's a beast.

Posted by: nckate at November 16, 2023 02:40 PM (SnxUt)

58 So Biden got confused and gave Mitch the old "two fingers under the skirt" salute?

You can piss on Ted Kennedy all you want but at least he had the good manners to make his waitress sandwiches with adult waitresses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2023 02:40 PM (guGkK)

59 By Jungle Law, Joe summons the strength of......TEN TIGERS!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 16, 2023 02:40 PM (N3zMI)

60 After Axelrod's comments, the memo has gone out.

Yup. The knives are out.

Biden Is So Vigorous You Couldn't Believe It, He's Just an Absolute Beast of Energy and Pure Animal Power!

Pandas are a kind of beast. Granted, they're far more athletic and wise than Biden, but still...

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 02:40 PM (I/Qkd)

61 Don't compare Biden to Burns. Although both are physically pathetic, Burns has a sharp mind.
Posted by: Wally at November 16, 2023 02:37 PM (hqVaF)
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This family of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the elecction and yet, if I were to have them killed, *I* would be the one to go to jail. There's democracy for you!

Posted by: Montgomery Burns at November 16, 2023 02:40 PM (ScR16)

62 The modern media is composed almost exclusively of idiots.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 02:36 PM (I/Qkd)

"NASA has launched an invisible satellite that plays paens to the strength and wisdom of our beloved president 24/7"

Propoganda actually doesn't have to be reasonable, it has to be smothering, and must be repeated.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2023 02:41 PM (D7oie)

63 "Like a beast"?

Nah. He is The BEAST.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 16, 2023 02:41 PM (qJC3L)

64 His daughter can confirm this, at least when it comes to showers together.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 16, 2023 02:41 PM (ZfqFR)

65
18 HOLE-IN-ONES!
RAWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at November 16, 2023 02:41 PM (aD39U)

66 Oops, off Jimmy Carter sock. Don't want the rabbit comin' after me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 02:42 PM (JrojV)

67 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

68 It takes quite the physical power to trip UP stairs

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2023 02:42 PM (FQmDC)

69 18 HOLE-IN-ONES!
RAWK!
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at November 16, 2023 02:41 PM (aD39U)
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Wouldn't it be in "18 holes-in-one?"

Posted by: That guy at November 16, 2023 02:42 PM (d04cU)

70 "Testosterone Joe" rips into me at least three times a day. Sometimes I can barely get the fishnets off first!

Posted by: DOKTOR Jill Biden at November 16, 2023 02:42 PM (guGkK)

71 The media: Constantly proving they're the enemy of the people over and over and over and over and over and over.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

72 Marshawn Lynch has every right to beat the shit out of Mitch Landrieu

Posted by: Wally at November 16, 2023 02:42 PM (hqVaF)

73 PLEASE CLAP: DeSantis Camp Uses ‘Canned’ Crowd Noise In New Ad.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (l10hq)

74 "My favorite thing about Biden is: anytime Biden finishes a speech, he transforms into a Roomba."

In fairness, he sucks WAY MORE than a Roomba.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (lZVy/)

75 Frankly, a Roomba has more intelligence than *biden and at least provides a useful function.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (Q4IgG)

76 18 HOLE-IN-ONES!
RAWK!
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at November 16, 2023 02:41 PM (aD39U)
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I don't know came up with this sock, but it's been funny for years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (d04cU)

77 MY NAME IS JOE BIDEN AND I CAN LICK ANY MAN IN THE HOUSE!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (YAtuc)

78 Dear Leader is strong like bull! Always. Right up to the moment that Dear Leader's decrepit ass literally turns to dust as he's riding down an elevator. He is "strong like bull" until the very last moment. Then his successor - after whatever blood-soaked battles for the mantle - is "strong like bull" and the predecessor was a deeply flawed man who we must endeavor to understand but not emulate, since we have now moved on.

It's always the same story.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (I/Qkd)

79 This is a fairly frequent (and becoming more frequent) topic over at DU. It used to mostly be "Biden is great, look at this thing he did, he sounded forceful and coherent in this clip," etc, but now there's a growing number of discussions saying TRUMP is the one showing signs of dementia, a feeble-body, and confused, slurred, nonsensical speech, and the corrupt right-wing media won't cover it!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 16, 2023 02:38 PM (JCZqz)

Multiple clips of someone sounding coherent is not proof of competence, BUT multiple clips of glitching out, looking lost, mumbling incoherently are proofs of advancing senility.

Well, unless the person is useful to the ruling class. Then there is no amount of proof possible to prove they are senile.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (zjgNU)

80 This family of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the elecction and yet, if I were to have them killed, *I* would be the one to go to jail. There's democracy for you!
Posted by: Montgomery Burns at November 16, 2023 02:40 PM (ScR16)

You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir!

Posted by: Waylon Smithers at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (PiwSw)

81 If he's so strong why doesn't someone challenge him to a push up contest and let us decide for ourselves.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (kbYje)

82 74 "My favorite thing about Biden is: anytime Biden finishes a speech, he transforms into a Roomba."

In fairness, he sucks WAY MORE than a Roomba.

Smears shit like a roomba

Posted by: I'm yer oldest boy, name of Karl at November 16, 2023 02:44 PM (og5mY)

83
X News Daily @xDaily - 37m
NEWS: 𝕏's lawyers have come to the defense of an Illinois student being threatened with disciplinary action by his university over posts he made on the platform.

This is the first known example so far of X paying legal fees to support users' free speech, as promised in August.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 02:44 PM (RFrPi)

84 I AM A BEAST AROUND LITTLE GIRLS!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at November 16, 2023 02:44 PM (YAtuc)

85 Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 02:44 PM (R4t5M)

86
No, Joe is a predator, not a beast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2023 02:44 PM (MoZTd)

87 What life would be like if Trump were in the WH - let's see, looking at history, I say

gas under $3.50 a gallon
the Stock Market up bigly
wages up
illegal immigration down
no media censorship (unlike now)
a strong robust foreign policy
improving trade relations with allies
forcing allies to actually live up to defense commitments
renegotiating trade deals for the benefit of Americans
trying to secure the border
better federal judges

In other words, far, far, far, far, far, far better than things are under Biden.
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at November 16, 2023 02:38 PM (ky+MF)
***

Just came form the grocery store. $128 to fill three grocery bags that I had to provide myself.
OK...not counting the little pissant turkey.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2023 02:44 PM (uSHSS)

88 Waylon Smithers is every political operative ever.

Posted by: Wally at November 16, 2023 02:45 PM (hqVaF)

89 The modern media is composed almost exclusively of idiots.

That was Shit Midas's take on the press, despite the slavishly favorable coverage.

It's one of the most frustrating aspects of modern life: the press is so dumb and so transparent, but a lot of people persist in crediting whatever it claims.

Posted by: Pravda but Dumber at November 16, 2023 02:45 PM (CjGGv)

90 MY NAME IS JOE BIDEN AND I CAN LICK ANY MAN IN THE HOUSE!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (YAtuc)

Oh, yes!

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at November 16, 2023 02:45 PM (2ocoG)

91 The other day, John Harwood -- who, until recently, was LARPing as a journalist at NBC -- posted that the media had a duty to "better convey 2 realities: --the US economy is doing well, not poorly...

I watched a video of a guy digging into the CPI report and exposing some of the completely insane assumptions and fantasy world leaps that are everywhere.

For example they said health insurance went down 34% over the last year.

More here:
https://is.gd/svL8Xg

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 02:45 PM (0N1h0)

92 Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,

What you think youre better than me?!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 16, 2023 02:45 PM (CIS44)

93 After some shallow thinking about the 2024 election, I have a couple of really stupid prognostications.

1) Biden will have a "stroke" or something late winter, early spring, and...sadly he will not be able to stand for relection.
Gavin Newson is the designated heir. Forget Kamala, she's dumber than a box of rocks. And Newsom has Xi Jinping's approval to boot. Chew on that.

2) Donald Trump will likely be DEAD by next summer. And perhaps one of more of his kids, too. Or maybe some kind of stroke, heart attack, etc.
Something "awful" will happen, and half the country will cheer.
The Republicans will run some wishy-washy milktoast and lose graciously. The vote rigging will continue.

The Republic is dead. Long live "Game of Presidents"

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 16, 2023 02:45 PM (vcOmj)

94 In watching the death grip video, it appears that all of Biden's handlers have been instructed to grasp the handrail to make it look like the stairs are treacherous and MUST be navigated carefully.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

95 81 If he's so strong why doesn't someone challenge him to a push up contest and let us decide for ourselves.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (kbYje)

David Hogg, you're up.

Posted by: White House Rapid Response Team at November 16, 2023 02:45 PM (PiwSw)

96 No examples of DU calling Trump demented at the moment, but they had this bit of news I'm sure will generate some responses:

Retired Army Col. Eugene Vindman announces run for Seventh District seat in Congress (Augusta Free Press). Eugene Vindman will seek the Democratic Party nomination in the Seventh District, the seat currently held by Democrat Abigail Spanberger, who is not running for re-election as she prepares a run for governor.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 16, 2023 02:46 PM (JCZqz)

97 Much like Ruth Bader Ginsburg before him.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY EXERCISE ROUTINE?

WELL, HAVE YOU, FAT?

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at November 16, 2023 02:47 PM (YAtuc)

98 MY NAME IS JOE BIDEN AND I CAN LICK ANY MAN IN THE HOUSE!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (YAtuc)

This time I have chains too, Joey boy!

Posted by: Corn Pop, Baddest Dude in Wilmington at November 16, 2023 02:47 PM (2ocoG)

99 Grrr baby Grrr

Posted by: Joe Austin Powers Biden at November 16, 2023 02:47 PM (bs+z0)

100 ...So Vigorous You Couldn't Believe It,

********

With this guy it's more like vigor mortis has set in...

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2023 02:47 PM (991eG)

101 I have a couple of really stupid prognostications.

1) Biden will have a "stroke" or something late winter, early spring, and...sadly he will not be able to stand for relection.
Gavin Newson is the designated heir. Forget Kamala, she's dumber than a box of rocks. And Newsom has Xi Jinping's approval to boot. Chew on that.

2) Donald Trump will likely be DEAD by next summer. And perhaps one of more of his kids, too. Or maybe some kind of stroke, heart attack, etc.
Something "awful" will happen, and half the country will cheer.
The Republicans will run some wishy-washy milktoast and lose graciously. The vote rigging will continue.

1) This is what will happen.
2) This will not happen, assuming Trump gets the nom. If he does clock out, it'll be DeSantis.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 02:47 PM (I/Qkd)

102 Waylon Smithers is every political operative ever.
Posted by: Wally

And.....he's ghey, too.

Almost all of these people are worse than porn movie fluffers. They will say anything, tell any lie, to further their corrupt agenda.

The Republic is dead. Long live "Game of Presidents"

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 16, 2023 02:47 PM (vcOmj)

103 Retired Army Col. Eugene Vindman announces run for Seventh District seat in Congress (Augusta Free Press). Eugene Vindman will seek the Democratic Party nomination in the Seventh District, the seat currently held by Democrat Abigail Spanberger, who is not running for re-election as she prepares a run for governor.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

Is that bearclaw? Thought he was alexander?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 16, 2023 02:47 PM (CIS44)

104

Dammit, defeated by Minx 0.8 beta.

Posted by: Corn Pop, Baddest Dude in Wilmington at November 16, 2023 02:47 PM (2ocoG)

105 There are two schools of thought:

1)Biden will be replaced at the last minute by the party.

2)Biden will go for re-election.

My bet is he'll die in his second term.

Yeah I'm sayin Biden is going to be "re-elected."

Posted by: JmT at November 16, 2023 02:47 PM (SHQj9)

106 92 Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,

What you think youre better than me?!

He is the world's greatest dad. Look at the things he does out of love for his son.

Posted by: I'm yer oldest boy, name of Karl at November 16, 2023 02:47 PM (og5mY)

107 Roomba gets 81 Million votes in the most secure election ever!

Posted by: CNN - 2020 at November 16, 2023 02:47 PM (53oGX)

108 Yes, he was so f*king vigorous, mumbling and falling asleep in front of his master Chairman Xi.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 16, 2023 02:48 PM (fs1hN)

109 Today's WaPo asks rhetorically "why doesn't Joe Biden get credit for his achievements?".

With a captive, monolithic press, composed mainly of Democrat activists, it's a real puzzler.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 16, 2023 02:48 PM (2+9Cs)

110 that Shane Gillis is a funny fellow!

that Bidet as Roomba imitation tho

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2023 02:48 PM (1GNm3)

111
Dammit, defeated by Minx 0.8 beta.
Posted by: Corn Pop, Baddest Dude in Wilmington at November 16, 2023 02:47 PM (2ocoG)

No. You are defeated by your own failures.

Now, GET IN MUH BELLEH!!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at November 16, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Is that bearclaw? Thought he was alexander?

Eugene is Bearclaw's brother, I think?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2023 02:48 PM (2ocoG)

113 He's at the top of his game.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 16, 2023 02:49 PM (ytSiK)

114
My bet is he'll die in his second term.

___________

In 1944, everyone knew FDR wasn't going to live much longer. The backstage VP fight at the convention was vigorous.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2023 02:49 PM (MoZTd)

115 "Biden Is So Vigorous You Couldn't Believe It,"

Oh yeah, sure. He just can't hold it.

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Biden's Diaper Guy at November 16, 2023 02:49 PM (WSTFK)

116 The Republic is dead. Long live "Game of Presidents"
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 16, 2023 02:47 PM (vcOmj)
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At least we'll get cool theme music.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 16, 2023 02:49 PM (ScR16)

117 109 Today's WaPo asks rhetorically "why doesn't Joe Biden get credit for his achievements?".

I'm happy to give him credit..... Disastrous Afghanistan withdrawal, Inflation, wide open border, crime through the roof, laughing stock of the World.

Posted by: It's me donna at November 16, 2023 02:50 PM (bs+z0)

118 You can almost see the different factions on the left battling it out to see if Biden stays in the race or not.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 16, 2023 02:50 PM (S6gqv)

119 In 1944, everyone knew FDR wasn't going to live much longer. The backstage VP fight at the convention was vigorous.

The amazing thing is that that arrogant f*** didn't even tell Truman about the Manhattan Project.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 02:50 PM (I/Qkd)

120 Craptastic!

Posted by: Roomba, Inc. at November 16, 2023 02:50 PM (6CtMt)

121 At least we'll get cool theme music.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 16, 2023 02:49 PM (ScR16)
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Nah. It'll be some breathy girl hipster crap that is nearly monophonic and runs at about 60 bpm.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:50 PM (d04cU)

122 2) This will not happen, assuming Trump gets the nom. If he does clock out, it'll be DeSantis.
___

Nuh-uh, sweeheart. Nikki puts the Girlpower in the G of GOP!

Posted by: Nikki Haley (R-Raytheon) at November 16, 2023 02:50 PM (fs1hN)

123 Afternoon.

One may find a Joe Biden action figure on Amazon. Just search "Joe Biden Action Figure." $25 bucks.

A Moron with a Roomba and a few extra bucks to blow might hit the meme jackpot were he to buy one of these figures and post a video of it riding around on top of his Roomba.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2023 02:50 PM (1Yy3c)

124 Trump should be beating this mess by 80 points. What gives with that?

Posted by: Biden's Diaper Guy at November 16, 2023 02:50 PM (WSTFK)

125 Nuh-uh, sweeheart. Nikki puts the Girlpower in the G of GOP!
Posted by: Nikki Haley (R-Raytheon) a

Boeing

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 16, 2023 02:51 PM (CIS44)

126 1) This is what will happen.
2) This will not happen, assuming Trump gets the nom. If he does clock out, it'll be DeSantis.
Posted by: Archimedes

I will only add that although DeSantis is popular with many Republicans (and I think he's a great guy, really), a lot of Democrats loathe him, calling him "Duh-Santis"

His negatives are not sky-high yet, because Trump sucks all the oxygen out of the room in that aspect. If he was made the front runner (assuming the Republicans want to win, which I am not sure), the negatives in the Media would pile up against him.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 16, 2023 02:51 PM (vcOmj)

127 >>All the King's Men Have a New Spin: Biden Is So Vigorous You Couldn't Believe It, He's Just an Absolute Beast of Energy and Pure Animal Power!

The only people saying Joe is physically strong, works 22 hours a day, seven days a week, and is always mentally sharp and laser-focused, are members of the Junta, Leftist journalists, and DOCTOR Jill. No one else, other than SS Agents, Air Force One crews, and some White House building staff, is allowed to be near Joe more than 45 minutes at a time. All are biased as hell and/or in fear for their jobs if they say Joe isn't a Beast of Energy!

Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2023 02:51 PM (5fDan)

128 Nah. It'll be some breathy girl hipster crap that is nearly monophonic and runs at about 60 bpm.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:50 PM (d04cU)
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Well...shit.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 16, 2023 02:51 PM (ScR16)

129 ... One may find a Joe Biden action figure on Amazon. Just search "Joe Biden Action Figure." $25 bucks.

A Moron with a Roomba and a few extra bucks to blow might hit the meme jackpot were he to buy one of these figures and post a video of it riding around on top of his Roomba.
Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2023 02:50 PM (1Yy3c)
++++
The hidden costs are what get you. Do you have any idea what it costs to have a space purged of demon spirits? It will take at least one round of purification after the figure is disposed of.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:51 PM (d04cU)

130 Reminds me of the Obama staffers trying to play up Obama's supposed high energy.

"The bear is loose!"

Posted by: junior at November 16, 2023 02:51 PM (zLpJZ)

131 You can almost see the different factions on the left battling it out to see if Biden stays in the race or not.

Kamala thinks "I'm black and a woman" is a strong argument for her getting the presidency. I suggest she look at the box office for The Marvels.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 02:52 PM (I/Qkd)

132
Nuh-uh, sweeheart. Nikki puts the Girlpower in the G of GOP!
Posted by: Nikki Haley

_________

Our first girlboss president!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2023 02:52 PM (MoZTd)

133 I'd like some examples of Joe's vigor.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 16, 2023 02:52 PM (padVH)

134 For many of us, it doesn't matter what the NY Times, CNN, or any of the rest of them say. We stopped taking them seriously a long time ago.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2023 02:52 PM (0Htd1)

135 Let Joe answer questions from the press in the Oval Office.

Without being shouted down and chased out by staff.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2023 02:53 PM (lf83v)

136 Nuh-uh, sweeheart. Nikki puts the Girlpower in the G of GOP!
Posted by: Nikki Haley

I'm betting you drag your teeth and your box smells of week old gas station sushi.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Reminds me of the Obama staffers trying to play up Obama's supposed high energy.

"The bear is loose!"

It still isn't as cringey as The Scooby Van. Oh, the whimsical Hillary. What a scamp!

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 02:53 PM (I/Qkd)

138 Well...shit.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 16, 2023 02:51 PM (ScR16)
++++
For a prime example, here's this cover of a 90s hit that only ever had one thing going for it: it was at least upbeat and fun. No more. This is the model for your new theme song.

https://youtu.be/zvvT2BMmrSA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:53 PM (d04cU)

139 Without being shouted down and chased out by staff.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2023 02:53 PM (lf83v)

Or written ahead of time with the answer

Posted by: It's me donna at November 16, 2023 02:53 PM (bs+z0)

140 The cold war Soviet propaganda institutions have absolutely nothing on the current US media empire. It's truly staggering how blatantly they lie about everything and when caught, double down on the lies.

It's equally staggering, sad really, how many people believe this shit.

It's like there's two realities in this country.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 16, 2023 02:53 PM (Q4IgG)

141 If somehow Sundowner runs in 2024 they will need 100 million fake votes

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 02:54 PM (53fsd)

142 WAIt

just saw this from downstairs, courtesy of Shain S:

{i]"Nation mourns after Joseph Roombanette Biden loses fatal push-up contest with Whitehouse basement staircase

Roombanette Biden! Is that a meme already? If not, somebody please make that a meme!

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2023 02:54 PM (1GNm3)

143 So it's *Mitch* Landrieu who's insinuated himself into the DC halls of power. I guess Miss Piggy, aka his sister Mary, is enjoying more time with her plants and sex toys?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 02:54 PM (J2vNu)

144 Nuh-uh, sweeheart. Nikki puts the Girlpower in the G of GOP!
_____________

I thought the G stood for Gyno.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2023 02:54 PM (lf83v)

145 OT -And here's a short video clip of Michael Caine telling a funny story. I'm sure he has more on the ball than Biden, even though Caine is older:

https://tinyurl.com/2rn27yaz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 02:54 PM (RSbhh)

146 IDF has found a tunnel entrance in the Al-Shifa hospital complex.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at November 16, 2023 02:54 PM (YAtuc)

147 half a tag is worse than none

and that half a tag is a totally farked up tag as well

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2023 02:54 PM (1GNm3)

148 Soon he'll be wearing the oven mitts.

Posted by: They looked lobster claws at November 16, 2023 02:54 PM (nZmVp)

149 Joe' bathroom looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. There's your "vigor".

Posted by: Biden's Diaper Guy at November 16, 2023 02:55 PM (WSTFK)

150 Now I'll remember what his middle initial stands for.

Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 16, 2023 02:55 PM (5zjm+)

151 The cold war Soviet propaganda institutions have absolutely nothing on the current US media empire. It's truly staggering how blatantly they lie about everything and when caught, double down on the lies.

It's equally staggering, sad really, how many people believe this shit.

It's like there's two realities in this country.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 16, 2023 02:53 PM (Q4IgG)
++++
The USSR could only have wet dreams about the contemporary American propaganda, control and surveillance capabilities.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:55 PM (d04cU)

152 140 Concur.

Posted by: gp's Sympathy Hydrant at November 16, 2023 02:55 PM (MvF+J)

153 For a prime example, here's this cover of a 90s hit that only ever had one thing going for it: it was at least upbeat and fun. No more. This is the model for your new theme song.

https://youtu.be/zvvT2BMmrSA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:53 PM (d04cU)
------------'
*rips earlobes off in attempt to make it stop*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 16, 2023 02:55 PM (ScR16)

154 Advice to his handlers, put a little girl with nice smelling hair near where he is supposed to exit. He'll make a beeline for her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2023 02:55 PM (0Htd1)

155 Reminds me of the Obama staffers trying to play up Obama's supposed high energy.
_________

Yeah, women have stopped fainting all of a sudden. Go figure.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2023 02:55 PM (lf83v)

156
It still isn't as cringey as The Scooby Van. Oh, the whimsical Hillary. What a scamp!

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 02:53 PM

What are you talking about? It scared Putin so much he invested nearly $100,000 in Facebook ads to take her down. That's an unfathomable portion of Russia's GDP. Unfathomable, I say.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 16, 2023 02:56 PM (enJYY)

157 *rips earlobes off in attempt to make it stop*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 16, 2023 02:55 PM (ScR16)
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LOL.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:56 PM (d04cU)

158 Just think. By this time next year, we still won't know the election vote totals from half the states.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2023 02:56 PM (BdMk6)

159 Lapdog Media indeed.

Even in death El Rushbo is right more often than the so-called Press.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 16, 2023 02:56 PM (c12Xv)

160
biden turns 81 in four days

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 16, 2023 02:57 PM (ftDSY)

161 Fitness test for Joe Biden: Have him walk from Marine One to the White House without ANY direction from staff or Secret Service.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2023 02:57 PM (lf83v)

162 He IS Bestial, no doubt…

Posted by: tubal at November 16, 2023 02:58 PM (PCK5/)

163 Fitness test for Joe Biden: Have him walk from Marine One to the White House without ANY direction from staff or Secret Service.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2023 02:57 PM (lf83v)
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How much time does he have?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:58 PM (d04cU)

164 "For the political press corp (sic) --especially our friends at the Gray Lady," pleaded the White House, "it's time to meet the moment and responsibly inform the electorate of what their lives might look like if the leading GOP candidate for president is allowed back in the WH."

What would it look like? Hopefully like a lot of Biden administration, Pentagon, and FBI flunkies strung up and hung from lampposts or breaking rocks in Leavenworth.

Posted by: ruralcounsel at November 16, 2023 02:58 PM (96wFa)

165 103 Retired Army Col. Eugene Vindman announces run for Seventh District seat in Congress (Augusta Free Press). Eugene Vindman will seek the Democratic Party nomination in the Seventh District, the seat currently held by Democrat Abigail Spanberger, who is not running for re-election as she prepares a run for governor.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

Is that bearclaw? Thought he was alexander?
Posted by: BruceWayne

Aw....you're correct. Eugene Vindman, a retired Army colonel, is a former senior White House ethics official, and the twin brother of Lt Col. Alexander Vindman, who reached out to Eugene in 2019 to inform his brother that then-President Donald Trump had threatened to withhold U.S. military aid to Ukraine unless Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy investigated his political rival.

Alex and Eugene reported the call up the chain of command, and the result was President Trump’s first impeachment.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 16, 2023 02:58 PM (JCZqz)

166 How much time does he have?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
__________

Until Election Day 2024.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2023 02:58 PM (lf83v)

167 "Very impressive! Is Thundercock Beastman Biden available Friday at 8 pm for a visit to my house? I'd like him to meet me . . . and my wife."

-- David French

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 16, 2023 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

168 > Kamala thinks "I'm black and a woman" is a strong argument for her getting the presidency.
___________

For a certain segment of the Democrat party and the left in general that's about all that's needed.

Plus, it brings a whole raft of options and opportunities to FedGov to instill some rather draconian security policies to protect the very threatened first black woman president from white supremist agitators, misogynists, and insurrectionists.

You think the press is giving *biden a togue bath now... just wait for prezzy Kamala.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 16, 2023 02:59 PM (Q4IgG)

169 This bespectacled brunette in a very tight dress is extremely skeptical of these claims about Biden's fitness:
https://is.gd/nlg58n

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:59 PM (d04cU)

170
biden turns 81 in four days

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 16, 2023 02:57 PM

Due to some 'interesting' events of the past three years life expectancy for a male is now 73 years of age. May you not live in interesting times where life expectancy for a male is increased from 76 to 73 years.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 16, 2023 02:59 PM (enJYY)

171 It's almost as if the media lacks any intelligence, pride, character or dignity.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 16, 2023 02:59 PM (padVH)

172 Spot me Joe, I'm going for a new personal record here.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at November 16, 2023 02:59 PM (Vu7A1)

173 They always always always say this about despots who are is decline… nothing new here, just consider history…

Posted by: tubal at November 16, 2023 02:59 PM (PCK5/)

174 Don't compare Biden to Burns. Although both are physically pathetic, Burns has a sharp mind.
Posted by: Wally at November 16, 2023 02:37 PM (hqVaF)
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This family of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the elecction and yet, if I were to have them killed, *I* would be the one to go to jail. There's democracy for you!
Posted by: Montgomery Burns

The Simpsons is another old thing that needs to go.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 03:00 PM (JrojV)

175 This bespectacled brunette in a very tight dress is extremely skeptical of these claims about Biden's fitness:
https://is.gd/nlg58n
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:59 PM (d04cU)
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*reattaches earlobes, straightens up attentively*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 16, 2023 03:00 PM (ScR16)

176 Biden death grips the hand rail as he exits the stage
----

He's just so bristling with electricity that he needs to ensure he's properly grounded at all times.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 16, 2023 03:00 PM (jleHU)

177 In other news, the Detroit Police are still CERTAIN that the synagogue president murdered in October was not murdered in a hate crime.

Also, since they have no suspects and no leads, they are offering $15K for any information about her murder.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 16, 2023 03:01 PM (zjgNU)

178 Please define "early" and "late". He's so full of it his eyes are brown.

Posted by: InZona at November 16, 2023 03:01 PM (W14WA)

179 This bespectacled brunette in a very tight dress is extremely skeptical of these claims about Biden's fitness:
https://is.gd/nlg58n

That's quite an impressive bridge!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2023 03:01 PM (guGkK)

180 Problem is they've already got 90% of the blue hair NY Times readers. There's no room for growth.

They've tried everything and yet Trump is still leading. Shows you the weakness of old media as well as the importance of the economy

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at November 16, 2023 03:01 PM (W+TLY)

181 https://youtu.be/zvvT2BMmrSA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:53 PM (d04cU)

That is what you get when all songs are performed by the Taylor Swift AI Algorithm.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

182 174

The Simpsons is another old thing that needs to go.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 03:00 PM (JrojV)

Yes, speaking of dotage, and decline…

Posted by: tubal at November 16, 2023 03:01 PM (PCK5/)

183 The USSR could only have wet dreams about the contemporary American propaganda, control and surveillance capabilities.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 02:55 PM (d04cU)

And the pay. The top tier get millions for being flunkies.

Posted by: JmT at November 16, 2023 03:01 PM (SHQj9)

184 Oh and honesty.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 16, 2023 03:01 PM (padVH)

185

Yes, we know. Trips to his Rehoboth Beach mansion or Lake Tahoe as a guest where Biden is overseen the entire time and has no official duties to perform. Does Landrieu know that Biden's daily schedule is publicized?

Posted by: Cheri at November 16, 2023 03:01 PM (oiNtH)

186 171 It's almost as if the media lacks any intelligence, pride, character or dignity.
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They are hirelings. They know it. They can be gone in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 03:01 PM (iDpzk)

187 Fuck Joe Roomba!

Posted by: Next slogan, I hope at November 16, 2023 03:02 PM (ufFY8)

188 170
biden turns 81 in four days

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 16, 2023 02:57 PM

Due to some 'interesting' events of the past three years life expectancy for a male is now 73 years of age. May you not live in interesting times where life expectancy for a male is increased from 76 to 73 years.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 16, 2023 02:59 PM (enJYY)

And we have Biden (81), Trump (77), and Manchin (76) who all think they'll be still functional enough to be president 5 years from now in 2028.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 16, 2023 03:02 PM (exHjb)

189 That is what you get when all songs are performed by the Taylor Swift AI Algorithm.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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Taylor Swift is *much* more talented than that. And most of her songs are upbeat and have a structure beyond "droning repetition."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 03:02 PM (d04cU)

190 180 Problem is they've already got 90% of the blue hair NY Times readers. There's no room for growth.

They've tried everything and yet Trump is still leading. Shows you the weakness of old media as well as the importance of the economy
Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at November 16, 2023 03:01 PM (W+TLY)

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And the strength of the Fulton County team, ready to run through the same ballot through the machines as many times as it takes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 16, 2023 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

191 You want an absolute beast?
Animals are such fun. Pull into my driveway by the barn, get out of the truck... and a young buck deer decides I want a new path in my life and jumps up on my shoulders the whole way to the house. I haven't had an experience like that since prep school. Think he's still out there. Should I buy flowers or deer corn?

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at November 16, 2023 03:02 PM (8fxF+)

192 Joe is so fit that the Washington Commanders this week are going to use the former quarterback, who was heavily recruited by the Naval Academy after he battled his way out of the Puerto Rican slums using his Jewish upbringing and African American wits to overcome every disadvantage.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2023 03:03 PM (lf83v)

193 He gives Viagra a hardon!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 16, 2023 03:03 PM (8Vunf)

194 188

And we have Biden (81), Trump (77), and Manchin (76) who all think they'll be still functional enough to be president 5 years from now in 2028.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 16, 2023 03:02 PM (exHjb)

Narcissism comes in many flavors..

Posted by: tubal at November 16, 2023 03:03 PM (PCK5/)

195 Wh needS one of those click-box remotes like they used to drive Spock when his brain had been swiped and put in the HVAC.

Posted by: DaveA at November 16, 2023 03:03 PM (FhXTo)

196 "It's almost as if the media lacks any intelligence, pride, character or dignity."

You have to possess that in the first place to lack it. They have zero integrity or intelligence. None. They do what they're told.

Posted by: Biden's Diaper Guy at November 16, 2023 03:03 PM (WSTFK)

197 133 I'd like some examples of Joe's vigor.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 16, 2023 02:52 PM (padVH)

Here's an example for you, doubter! I have time with the President every day and I say the President is a physical and mental beast! If you don't believe me, you're ray-ciss, anti-LGBTQ++, and a h8ter!

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at November 16, 2023 03:03 PM (5fDan)

198 Posted by: Biden's Diaper Guy at November 16, 2023 02:50 PM (WSTFK)

Awesome Hash:

We're So Totally Fucked, Kemosabe!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 16, 2023 03:04 PM (xPJvm)

199 ++++
Taylor Swift is *much* more talented than that. And most of her songs are upbeat and have a structure beyond "droning repetition."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023 03:02 PM (d04cU)

I will need to take your word for it as I've heard a total of 14 seconds of one Taylor Swift song and it was so impressive, I couldn't find the seek button fast enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

200 And we have Biden (81), Trump (77), and Manchin (76) who all think they'll be still functional enough to be president 5 years from now in 2028.
___

Reagan was 77 when he finished his second term.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 16, 2023 03:05 PM (fs1hN)

201 195 Wh needS one of those click-box remotes like they used to drive Spock when his brain had been swiped and put in the HVAC.
Posted by: DaveA at November 16, 2023 03:03 PM (FhXTo)

Brain and Brain! What is Brain!

Posted by: Either A Star Wars reference or a draft of a Kamala speech at November 16, 2023 03:05 PM (PiwSw)

202 Why can't they just say,

"Yeah, Biden's old. But he's actually doing remarkably well for an 80 year old. He's always stayed in shape throughout his life, and his mind is still sharp."

Which is a lie, but at least somewhat believable.

"He's a beast" is just so over the top it's laughable.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 16, 2023 03:05 PM (mj0Qp)

203 Kamala thinks "I'm black and a woman" is a strong argument for her getting the presidency.
___________

For a certain segment of the Democrat party and the left in general that's about all that's needed....
You think the press is giving *biden a togue bath now... just wait for prezzy Kamala.

I'm sure you're correct, but my point is that while the media will push this line, I think the average voter / movie watcher has had enough.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 03:05 PM (I/Qkd)

204 He's a cyclone of energy, meaning he spins around aimlessly, randomly, and sometimes dangerously.

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Joseph Roombanette Biden (TM).

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 16, 2023 03:05 PM (+mZtc)

205 This is the model for your new theme song.

https://youtu.be/zvvT2BMmrSA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I was expecting:
"The Beast.... has arrived."
A hardcore indy release from the 80s that I can not find on the internet. It is a gem.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 16, 2023 03:05 PM (qXtG0)

206 Actually they changed the stairs because they got tired of Joe bounding up the stairs three steps at a time and vigorously fucking Air Force One right in its jethole.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 16, 2023 03:06 PM (jleHU)

207 189 Give it up, Joe. She's not coming back. We tried to warn you.

Posted by: gp's Sympathy Hydrant at November 16, 2023 03:06 PM (MvF+J)

208 And we have Biden (81), Trump (77), and Manchin (76) who all think they'll be still functional enough to be president 5 years from now in 2028.

Biden was a mumbling, bumbling, stumbling clusterf*ck when he was 77.

Trump isn't. If Trump is 1/2 as bad as Biden was 3 years ago, we're still WAY ahead of the game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

209 "And we have Biden (81), Trump (77), and Manchin (76) who all think they'll be still functional enough to be president 5 years from now in 2028.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 16, 2023 03:02 PM (exHjb)"

Yeah but just think. When Trump loses, again, he'll be around for years muttering about stolen elections and telling his supporters to vote for all his wonderful picks, like it's a final four pool or something. Imagine the wonders that will do for Republicans.

Posted by: Biden's Diaper Guy at November 16, 2023 03:06 PM (WSTFK)

210 200 And we have Biden (81), Trump (77), and Manchin (76) who all think they'll be still functional enough to be president 5 years from now in 2028.
___

Reagan was 77 when he finished his second term.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 16, 2023 03:05 PM (fs1hN)

And we all now know he wasn't functional enough his last 2 years...age is a BIG problem...and Reagan will be younger when he left than all 3 who would take office...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 16, 2023 03:06 PM (exHjb)

211 PLEASE CLAP: DeSantis Camp Uses ‘Canned’ Crowd Noise In New Ad.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (l10hq)

I'm not on Team DeSantis but... who cares?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 16, 2023 03:06 PM (z99Zw)

212 196 "It's almost as if the media lacks any intelligence, pride, character or dignity."
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Nov 15
290,000 people marched in support of Israel yesterday and the Washington Post buried it in their metro section.
Today
No mention of last night’s DNC Hamas violence. Not even in the metro section._WaPo

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:06 PM (RFrPi)

213 Reagan was 77 when he finished his second term.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 16, 2023 03:05 PM (fs1hN)

...And he was on the doorstep of dementia by the end of his second term.

I'm sorry, but we all need to acknowledge that people's physical health and mental acuity is on a pretty steady downward trend throughout their adult lives, and late 70's / early 80's is definitely in the sunset years.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 16, 2023 03:06 PM (mj0Qp)

214 https://is.gd/nlg58n

Butter face.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 16, 2023 03:07 PM (8Vunf)

215 His aides can't keep up with his boundless energy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2023 03:07 PM (63Dwl)

216 PLEASE CLAP: DeSantis Camp Uses ‘Canned’ Crowd Noise In New Ad.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 16, 2023 02:43 PM (l10hq)

I'm not on Team DeSantis but... who cares?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 16, 2023 03:06 PM (z99Zw)

C'mon man. Every candidate in the history of ever has used actual footage of everything in every commercial ever before, dontchaknow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

217 I think they will have a Marine One accident killing all on board, including old Joe.

They'll do it for the "gotta keep his legacy alive" angle.

They are stupid that way.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 16, 2023 03:08 PM (PqqaB)

218 Reminds me of Diane Feinstein dropping feisty tweets hours before dying. Now there was a gal with vigor right up to the end, no?

Remind me again: what did she die from?
Specifically - not the assumed “old age.”

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2023 03:08 PM (Hkcdp)

219 "He's a beast" is just so over the top it's laughable.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 16, 2023 03:05 PM (mj0Qp)

------------

The humiliation, gaslighting, and rubbing our faces in feces is part of the kink.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 16, 2023 03:08 PM (+mZtc)

220 Trump already rambles on in his interviews and his rallies. Which is fine, we all get older, contemplative and nostalgic. But that's not what the country needs as President.

Posted by: Biden's Diaper Guy at November 16, 2023 03:08 PM (WSTFK)

221 Joe, buddy...little tip for ya. "Leak" a few candid photos and videos of you being physically active. Doesn't even need to be anything impressive. Miss a bunch of free throws, curl some 8lb dumbbells...that's what I did, and it went great!

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 16, 2023 03:08 PM (JCZqz)

222 Hey, James, I saw a bit of the Brothers Grimm last night (like 10 minutes). The visuals are enchanting. I'm going to have to view the whole thing, if I can.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 03:08 PM (iDpzk)

223 As dead man walking as Biden is, I'm betting he can still do the Owebama workout as seen in Poland.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

224 LOL at the Roomba quote, Having had a Roomba, it is dead-nuts accurate in depicting Biden.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2023 03:09 PM (Ko7sd)

225 ++++
Taylor Swift is *much* more talented than that. And most of her songs are upbeat and have a structure beyond "droning repetition."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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and legs

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:09 PM (RFrPi)

226 I watched a video of a guy digging into the CPI report and exposing some of the completely insane assumptions and fantasy world leaps that are everywhere.

For example they said health insurance went down 34% over the last year.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 02:45 PM (0N1h0)

Look, if 34% of people have allowed their insurance to lapse because they can no longer afford the premiums... that's basically the same thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 16, 2023 03:09 PM (z99Zw)

227 All the king's horse's and all the king's men

cannot put Roomba Biden back together again.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2023 03:10 PM (Cus5s)

228 "He's a beast" is just so over the top it's laughable.
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Rush Limbaugh would have a montage of media talking heads repeating this line. Propaganda in pure form.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 16, 2023 03:10 PM (fs1hN)

229 Commercial airline pilots and FAA flight traffic controllers are forced to retire at, IIRC, 65. The government has been sued on those issues for age discrimination, as you can imagine, and has presented very compelling evidence that EVERYONE's mental acuity is dramatically decreasing by the time they're in their mid-60s.

And the government has won every one of those cases. It's basically irrefutable that for a job that requires a lot of mental energy, like flying an airplane, or telling airplanes where to go, it is too risky to have someone over the age of 65 in those positions.

And yet basically the entire leadership of this country, who are theoretically in jobs that require a lot of mental energy, are well past age 65.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 16, 2023 03:10 PM (mj0Qp)

230 @141

>>If somehow Sundowner runs in 2024 they will need 100 million fake votes

Nah, all they need is to harvest enough ballots in 4 states to win again.

It's not like states like Cali, Illinois or NY are in play.

80 Million was simply them running up the score.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 16, 2023 03:10 PM (XV/Pl)

231
I'm sorry, but we all need to acknowledge that people's physical health and mental acuity is on a pretty steady downward trend throughout their adult lives, and late 70's / early 80's is definitely in the sunset years.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 16, 2023 03:06 PM (mj0Qp)

_________

That's nonsense! Why, I myself, a man of 29 can... wait, what was I saying?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2023 03:10 PM (MoZTd)

232 I think they will have a Marine One accident killing all on board, including old Joe.

They'll do it for the "gotta keep his legacy alive" angle.

They are stupid that way.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Too many moving parts and some would have problems with killing the crew.

Easy; just give a dose of the coof and placebos as treatment.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2023 03:10 PM (IG4Id)

233 220 Trump already rambles on in his interviews and his rallies. Which is fine, we all get older, contemplative and nostalgic. But that's not what the country needs as President.
Posted by: Biden's Diaper Guy

If the president rambles a bit and likes to talk, that's the least of my concerns.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 16, 2023 03:11 PM (JCZqz)

234 If he wasn’t a no good bastard I would feel sorry for him… anyway..

Posted by: tubal at November 16, 2023 03:11 PM (PCK5/)

235 https://is.gd/nlg58n

Butter face.

If you squint, she could be Rancida Tlaib.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2023 03:11 PM (ufFY8)

236 Nikki Haley is 51. What's her excuse for throwing herself into a wood chipper?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 03:11 PM (I/Qkd)

237 Reminds me of Diane Feinstein dropping feisty tweets hours before dying. Now there was a gal with vigor right up to the end, no?

Remind me again: what did she die from?
Specifically - not the assumed “old age.”

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2023 03:08 PM (Hkcdp)

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Adrenochrome Overdose.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 16, 2023 03:11 PM (+mZtc)

238 Trump already rambles on in his interviews and his rallies. Which is fine, we all get older, contemplative and nostalgic. But that's not what the country needs as President.
Posted by: Biden's Diaper Guy

Trump likes to drive his point home over and over.

As soon as Trump says "America can be described in one word.......hdhyfoiahf;eihfnkfdsanfeioaf;e" then we'll talk.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

239
Remind me again: what did she die from?

__________

Same way as Tiberius.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2023 03:12 PM (MoZTd)

240 I'm sure Joe uses a podium to hide his constantly raging boner.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 16, 2023 03:12 PM (padVH)

241 "Is allowed to enter the White House". Wouldn't he be there because the voters want him there? It's only democracy if they vote in Democrats.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 16, 2023 03:12 PM (t0dV9)

242 FDR was 63 when he died and an absolute wreck.
The age limits are getting tighter, aren't they.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 16, 2023 03:13 PM (4PZHB)

243 226 I watched a video of a guy digging into the CPI report and exposing some of the completely insane assumptions and fantasy world leaps that are everywhere.

For example they said health insurance went down 34% over the last year.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 02:45 PM (0N1h0)

Look, if 34% of people have allowed their insurance to lapse because they can no longer afford the premiums... that's basically the same thing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 16, 2023 03:09 PM (z99Zw)
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If its the same guy, he says the BLS does not take into account in the CPI the employer contribution.

But even people's out of pocket medical expenses certainly haven't gone done.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 16, 2023 03:13 PM (PqqaB)

244
I don't see any Lefties offering up body parts to keep Joe alive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2023 03:13 PM (MoZTd)

245 Nikki Haley is 51. What's her excuse for throwing herself into a wood chipper?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 03:11 PM (I/Qkd)

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She's younger than me? Girlfriend needs a better skincare routine.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023 03:13 PM (DRSnL)

246 225 ++++
Taylor Swift is *much* more talented than that. And most of her songs are upbeat and have a structure beyond "droning repetition."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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and legs
Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:09 PM (RFrPi)

And my axe!

Posted by: Gimli, Drunk and Homicidal at November 16, 2023 03:13 PM (CjGGv)

247 I'm sure Joe uses a podium to hide his constantly raging boner.

He has a woman under there, just like in Police Academy. That's why he says words like trumpinalazamure.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 03:14 PM (I/Qkd)

248
PLEASE CLAP: DeSantis Camp Uses ‘Canned’ Crowd Noise In New Ad.

You sure about that? Maybe the crowd approved of his choice of stilettos? You know the younger generation is into the kink.

Ron +10.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 16, 2023 03:14 PM (enJYY)

249 I'm sorry, but we all need to acknowledge that people's physical health and mental acuity is on a pretty steady downward trend throughout their adult lives, and late 70's / early 80's is definitely in the sunset years.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 16, 2023 03:06 PM (mj0Qp)

It really depends on the individual.

Some see decline, but are still mentally and physically fit in their 90s.

My wife's grandfather had a friend who was using a push mower in Georgia summers at 103.

He's of course a MASSIVE outlier, but saying "all 80 year olds are sunsetting" is a wrong.

Now, ask me if I want an Amendment with an upper age limit for election to government and just tell me where to sign.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 16, 2023 03:14 PM (zjgNU)

250 A 65-year-old Israeli woman who was kidnapped by Hamas militants on October 7 has been found dead near Gaza’s Al-Shifa hospital, the Israeli military said Thursday.

The body of Yehudit Weiss, a resident of kibbutz Be’eri, was found by Israeli soldiers in Gaza City and brought back to Israel, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) said in a statement.

Posted by: SMOD at November 16, 2023 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

251 " I watched a video of a guy digging into the CPI report and exposing some of the completely insane assumptions and fantasy world leaps that are everywhere."

I spoke to some Fed economists and reg people. If you want to know why the narrative coming from the White House is so insane, look no further. Their themes were;
1- Things are getting better quickly
2- Things are getting better quickly because of the superior way the Fed and the regulators handled this downturn
3- This could have been much worse but it isn't because of us
4- The worst is past us. Because of us.

Sense a theme? These people live in LaLa Land.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2023 03:14 PM (nnLls)

252 Nikki Haley is 51. What's her excuse for throwing herself into a wood chipper?
Posted by: Archimedes

Endless grift. What else is there?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2023 03:14 PM (IG4Id)

253 I wouldn't piss on that asswipe 47+ year thieving politician, even if he was on fire. Unless, of course, I'd been binging on EverClear. . . .. . . . .flame on. . . . . .

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Vile Presidents who shower with daughters at November 16, 2023 03:14 PM (5DfsO)

254
That Joey is vigorous, sharp and in charge is their "truth", so you denying it makes you a...

(checks style book)

White supremacist?
ULTRAMAGA?
Colonialist?
Have we got a new term this week to show how we're impacted?

Posted by: Auspex at November 16, 2023 03:14 PM (j4U/Z)

255 Nikki Haley is 51. What's her excuse for throwing herself into a wood chipper?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 03:11 PM (I/Qkd)

=====

She's younger than me? Girlfriend needs a better skincare routine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023 03:13 PM (DRSnL)

WAY past your primes.......

Posted by: Don LeMon at November 16, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

256 242 FDR was 63 when he died and an absolute wreck.
The age limits are getting tighter, aren't they.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 16, 2023 03:13 PM (4PZHB)

And Woodrow Wilson was 68 when he died.

But was in such shit health by around 65 that his wife basically ran the show on his behalf.

Granted, both of them were smokers, which lowers life expectancy, but like -- remind me again why we are even entertaining voting for 80 year olds?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 16, 2023 03:15 PM (mj0Qp)

257 136 Nuh-uh, sweeheart. Nikki puts the Girlpower in the G of GOP!
Posted by: Nikki Haley

I'm betting you drag your teeth and your box smells of week old gas station sushi.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

Still good to eat!

Posted by: Any Marine Stuck on a ship deployment at November 16, 2023 03:15 PM (53oGX)

258
Too many moving parts and some would have problems with killing the crew.

Easy; just give a dose of the coof and placebos as treatment.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2023 03:10 PM (IG4Id)

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No it has to dramatic like Wellstone and Carnahan.

It'll happen just before the DNC convention. They'll turn the convention into a massive eulogy with a McCain style 3 month follow up.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 16, 2023 03:16 PM (PqqaB)

259 "Testosterone Joe" rips into me at least three times a day. Sometimes I can barely get the fishnets off first!
Posted by: DOKTOR Jill Biden at November 16, 2023 02:42 PM (guGkK)

I always had you figured for the crotchless pantihose, Hon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2023 03:16 PM (Ko7sd)

260 235 https://is.gd/nlg58n
Butter face.
If you squint, she could be Rancida Tlaib.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

What?!?! No way. Get her from a different angle:

https://tinyurl.com/d2dbd739

Her face isn't the greatest, but she's still pretty.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 16, 2023 03:16 PM (JCZqz)

261 Look at real wage growth vs inflation and tell me again how much better we are doing.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2023 03:16 PM (nnLls)

262 Trump should be beating this mess by 80 points. What gives with that?
Posted by: Biden's Diaper Guy at November 16, 2023 02:50 PM (WSTFK)

There is a significant population who are dependent on the federal government in one way or another. Federal workers, lobbyists, NGOs, drug mules, slavers, the vast panoply who exist on payments from mil or pharma billionaires. None of them want to see the cart overturned.

Every time some Republican runs on "taking x million people off the tax rolls", they're saying that they want to free the government from having to care about the good of the nation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 16, 2023 03:16 PM (z99Zw)

263 This propaganda is just one tip-off that Biden will be the dem nominee next year. He’s not going anywhere…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 16, 2023 03:17 PM (vezcz)

264 Some see decline, but are still mentally and physically fit in their 90s.

Doge Enrico Dandolo has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 03:17 PM (JrojV)

265 Her face isn't the greatest, but she's still pretty.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 16, 2023 03:16 PM (JCZqz)

You bastard.

Wasn't paying attention.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2023 03:17 PM (ufFY8)

266 Every time some Republican runs on "taking x million people off the tax rolls", they're saying that they want to free the government from having to care about the good of the nation.

Hah! Joke's on them. The Republicans never do it.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 03:17 PM (I/Qkd)

267 He's of course a MASSIVE outlier, but saying "all 80 year olds are sunsetting" is a wrong.
Now, ask me if I want an Amendment with an upper age limit for election to government and just tell me where to sign.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 16, 2023 03:14 PM (zjgNU)

I bet he was much more mentally and physically fit at 55 then he was at 103.

It is completely undeniable that our brains and bodies are deteriorating basically from our mid-20's on.

We're all in the sunsets of our lives if we are lucky enough to make it 80. Some rare people do go on to have a very long sunset, and stay active until they die at 102 or whatever.

But they're still 102. No one is mistaking them for a 45 year old, physically or mentally.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 16, 2023 03:18 PM (mj0Qp)

268 263 This propaganda is just one tip-off that Biden will be the dem nominee next year. He’s not going anywhere…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 16, 2023 03:17 PM (vezcz)

If he's still alive.... Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at November 16, 2023 03:18 PM (bs+z0)

269
Rush Limbaugh would have a montage of media talking heads repeating this line. Propaganda in pure form.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

He has Gravitas
He has Gravitas
sung to the tune of Feliz Navidad

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2023 03:18 PM (63Dwl)

270 Taylor Swift is *much* more talented than that. And most of her songs are upbeat and have a structure beyond "droning repetition."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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and legs
Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:09 PM (RFrPi)

There's an unintentionally hilarious clip of Taylor Swift on stage with Bryan Adams. He looks like a peanut and she looks like a beast.

Posted by: InZona at November 16, 2023 03:18 PM (W14WA)

271 I think they will have a Marine One accident killing all on board, including old Joe.

They'll do it for the "gotta keep his legacy alive" angle.

They are stupid that way.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Too many moving parts and some would have problems with killing the crew.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2023 03:10 PM (IG4Id)

What's that saying about eggs and omelettes?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2023 03:18 PM (BdMk6)

272 Granted, both of them were smokers, which lowers life expectancy, but like -- remind me again why we are even entertaining voting for 80 year olds?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 16, 2023 03:15 PM (mj0Qp)

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Because the USA is a gerontological oligarchy.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 16, 2023 03:18 PM (PqqaB)

273 Every time some Republican runs on "taking x million people off the tax rolls", they're saying that they want to free the government from having to care about the good of the nation.

Hah! Joke's on them. The Republicans never do it.

Dang, I misread the comment. I thought he meant the Republicans cancelling someone's benefits.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 03:18 PM (I/Qkd)

274
She's younger than me? Girlfriend needs a better skincare routine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023 03:13 PM (DRSnL)
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You're over 50? Well, that's a surprise.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(z5vMw) at November 16, 2023 03:18 PM (z5vMw)

275 I'm waiting for Biden to take a header on a set of stairs.

It's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 16, 2023 03:19 PM (Qt4kF)

276 WAY past your primes.......
Posted by: Don LeMon at November 16, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

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Don't I know it. *sigh*

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023 03:19 PM (DRSnL)

277 I'm not going to complain. We were out driving yesterday and I missed my exit. The amazing part?
My wife didn't utter a word about it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 16, 2023 03:19 PM (MeG8a)

278
I always had you figured for the crotchless pantihose, Hon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2023 03:16 PM

That's an item of women's clothing that *definitely* needs renaming.

'Yeah, babe. Put on those crotchless pantyhose tonight."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 16, 2023 03:19 PM (enJYY)

279 biden turns 81 in four days
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 16, 2023 02:57 PM (ftDSY)

We show 108. -- Dominion

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 16, 2023 03:19 PM (z99Zw)

280 This bespectacled brunette in a very tight dress is extremely skeptical of these claims about Biden's fitness:
https://is.gd/nlg58n
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2023

***
That looks like she was posing on the Riverwalk with the Greater Nawlins Bridge in the background.

(Yeah, yeah, I know. "*That's* what you noticed?")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 03:19 PM (J2vNu)

281 1
OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
1h
The Commander of the Israeli Air Force, Major General Tomer Bar stated today that they have established a number of Strike Option for Hostile Nations and Groups across the Middle East including an entire Air Operation against the Houthis in Yemen.
2
Thousands of Leaflets were dropped on the City of Khan Younis in Southeastern Gaza earlier today, as a Signal that the Israel Defense Force may be planning further Ground Operations in the Southern Gaza Strip where some Israeli Officials have stated they now believe the Leadership of Hamas has Escaped to; the Leaflets stated, “For your Safety you have to Evacuate from your Places of Residence and head to known Shelters…Whoever is present near Terrorists or their Installations will be exposing their Life to Danger.”

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:20 PM (RFrPi)

282 > I spoke to some Fed economists and reg people. If you want to know why the narrative coming from the White House is so insane, look no further. Their themes were;

I've seen several leftist "economist" types banging the drum that every is doing well now. That the people claiming people are paying more at the grocery store, at the gas station, etc. were lying. I can only assume these people are relying on the fantasy reports coming out of Biden's government agencies, including the fraudulent CPI report.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 03:20 PM (0N1h0)

283 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I couldn't name a Taylor Swift song if you paid me. No doubt I've heard some songs, but I wouldn't know what they are. She does seems very successful at selling herself and writing song about her past love affairs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 03:21 PM (RSbhh)

284 He has Gravitas
He has Gravitas
sung to the tune of Feliz Navidad

Actually, I think it was "He needs gravitas." The press was using that as the explanation for why W. picked Cheney as his running mate.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 03:21 PM (JrojV)

285 {{{Jordan61 }}}

Listen, you young thing.

I have hiking boots older than you.

And you definitely know how to manipulate men with bacon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2023 03:21 PM (u82oZ)

286 This propaganda is just one tip-off that Biden will be the dem nominee next year. He’s not going anywhere…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 16, 2023 03:17 PM (vezcz)

This is how I read it too.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2023 03:21 PM (BdMk6)

287 That looks like she was posing on the Riverwalk with the Greater Nawlins Bridge in the background.

(Yeah, yeah, I know. "*That's* what you noticed?")

Well, duh! You didn't even mention the frames on her glasses.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 16, 2023 03:22 PM (Bd6X8)

288 WAY past your primes.......
Posted by: Don LeMon at November 16, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

What d'ya' mean? 29 is right around the corner!

Posted by: InZona at November 16, 2023 03:22 PM (W14WA)

289 In other news, the Detroit Police are still CERTAIN that the synagogue president murdered in October was not murdered in a hate crime.

Also, since they have no suspects and no leads, they are offering $15K for any information about her murder.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 16, 2023 03:01 PM (zjgNU)

It was ED-209.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 16, 2023 03:22 PM (z99Zw)

290 And you definitely know how to manipulate men with bacon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2023 03:21 PM (u82oZ)

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{{{Salty}}}

That I do.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 16, 2023 03:22 PM (DRSnL)

291 He may very well be The Beast

Posted by: Miss Issippi at November 16, 2023 03:23 PM (9CTr8)

292 For the love of God, why doesn't some politician run on stopping the scam and marketing spoof calls?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 16, 2023 03:23 PM (PqqaB)

293 IDF has found a tunnel entrance in the Al-Shifa hospital complex.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at November 16, 2023 02:54 PM (YAtuc)

Only one? Be better, IDF.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2023 03:23 PM (Ko7sd)

294 I wouldn't know a Taylor Swift song if it hit me in my ears.

Posted by: JmT at November 16, 2023 03:23 PM (SHQj9)

295 This propaganda is just one tip-off that Biden will be the dem nominee next year. He’s not going anywhere…

If that were the case, they'd be getting the pros, like Axelrod, to do it, not whatever feckless imbecile came up with the beast comment. It just makes them ridiculous.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 03:23 PM (I/Qkd)

296 >>>But they're still 102. No one is mistaking them for a 45 year old, physically or mentally.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Want to debate Kissinger?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:23 PM (RFrPi)

297 O/T: The entire Ohio State University marching band staff has been fired over hazing incidents with the band including the forcing of female students to march naked on the OSU field at midnight. Another former director was fired for similar accusations back in 2014 and has recently dropped his lawsuit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

298 I've seen several leftist "economist" types banging the drum that every is doing well now. That the people claiming people are paying more at the grocery store, at the gas station, etc. were lying. I can only assume these people are relying on the fantasy reports coming out of Biden's government agencies, including the fraudulent CPI report.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 03:20 PM (0N1h0)

It's easy enough to massage the numbers to say whatever you want them to say.

I like the "substitutable goods" trick myself. Price of milk going up? Well, we can't have that. Oh look, powdered fake milk is much cheaper per gallon than liquid milk, we'll just substitute that in to reflect consumer preferences and show that the cost of a gallon of milk has actually decreased!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 16, 2023 03:23 PM (mj0Qp)

299 I couldn't name a Taylor Swift song if you paid me. No doubt I've heard some songs, but I wouldn't know what they are. She does seems very successful at selling herself and writing song about her past love affairs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 03:21 PM (RSbhh)

Fen, I know she isn't everyone's cup of tea, but give this a listen (warning Ace and Horde, link to a Taylor Swift song)

https://youtu.be/sJ-gRobjxUA

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 16, 2023 03:23 PM (PiwSw)

300 Just an observation; *biden's worth a lot of political capital if he dies in office.

All this bullshit talk about him being 'a beast' is pure garbage. It could also be the new narrative for when he succumbs to whatever kills him, naturally or not.

Plus, it puts McCain's funeral on hold and might give Carter a pass for a few more months.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 16, 2023 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)

301
I couldn't name a Taylor Swift song if you paid me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 03:21 PM

*This* is why we lose elections.

/ just kidding

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 16, 2023 03:24 PM (enJYY)

302 Ah, Vindman to replace CIA (iirc) Spanberger
Didn’t she win her Milosz recent election with a “found” usb drive full of votes despite being behind on Election Day?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2023 03:24 PM (Hkcdp)

303 Theoretically speaking… if we had free and fair elections with no cheating we wouldn’t even have to think about age or term limits. IF… what an innocent looking two letter word

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 16, 2023 03:24 PM (vezcz)

304 FenelonSpoke

I asked a 4th grade boy this morning about Taylor Swift. He is a rabid Kansas City Chief's fan. Has Taylor Swift hurt Travis Kelce on the football field? He said no -- he's just getting old.

I predict Taylor Swift's next song will be "My ex-boyfriend dropped a pass on 4th and three."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2023 03:24 PM (u82oZ)

305 "I've seen several leftist "economist" types banging the drum that every is doing well now. That the people claiming people are paying more at the grocery store, at the gas station, etc. were lying. I can only assume these people are relying on the fantasy reports coming out of Biden's government agencies, including the fraudulent CPI report.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 03:20 PM (0N1h0)"

I pointed out they've been claiming the same crap for months. Meanwhile most of the numbers have been backward adjusted to show things were just as bad of not worse then we thought. They keep claiming these specious numbers as a basis for their claims, and when comparing it to past instances of inflation claim the difference is "them". It's like arguing with a FIVE year old. And yea, they repeat what you stated. Essentially people are incorrectly saying things are bad. But the number show different.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2023 03:24 PM (nnLls)

306 3- This could have been much worse but it isn't because of us
4- The worst is past us. Because of us.

Sense a theme? These people live in LaLa Land.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2023 03:14 PM (nnLls)

The WSJ has become a whore cheerleader for the fake good economy that no one but the Dems can see.

Posted by: LASue at November 16, 2023 03:25 PM (gtCsn)

307 TFen, why you gotta be so mean?

Posted by: Taylor Swift at November 16, 2023 03:25 PM (Hkcdp)

308 biden's worth a lot of political capital if he dies in office.

That's a good way to put it.
"He sacrificed himself for the good of the nation."

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 03:25 PM (I/Qkd)

309 Hey Biden Why You Take Dem Little Pills?
Hey Biden Why You Take Dem Little Pills?

Well Dem Little Pills, The Color Blue, They Say They Don't Work, But Dat Ain't True...

Joe Took One, He Wait A Little While, He Walk Into The Bedroom With A Big Ol Smile...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 16, 2023 03:25 PM (R/m4+)

310 When will The New York Times finally stop pulling punches and go after Donald Trump?

[eyeroll]

Posted by: Question Stochastic Authority bumper sticker at November 16, 2023 03:25 PM (Rbu5d)

311 Want to debate Kissinger?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:23 PM (RFrPi)

Ima gonna need a translator.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 16, 2023 03:25 PM (PiwSw)

312 When Trump loses, again, he'll be around for years muttering about stolen elections and telling his supporters to vote for all his wonderful picks, like it's a final four pool or something.

Yeah, we could nominate someone else and when they lose they'll just go away... like Mitt Romney.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 16, 2023 03:25 PM (z99Zw)

313 IDF has found a tunnel entrance in the Al-Shifa hospital complex.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at November 16, 2023 02:54 PM (YAtuc)

Only one? Be better, IDF.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

IDF have already lost several people to boobytrapped tunnel entrances. They have to go carefully.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 03:25 PM (0N1h0)

314 Predicted he wouldn't make 2024vfrom day 1 but you k ow hope the old fk runs

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 03:25 PM (fwDg9)

315 297 O/T: The entire Ohio State University marching band staff has been fired over hazing incidents with the band including the forcing of female students to march naked on the OSU field at midnight. Another former director was fired for similar accusations back in 2014 and has recently dropped his lawsuit.
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One year at band camp....

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 03:26 PM (iDpzk)

316 Thousands of Leaflets were dropped on the City of Khan Younis in Southeastern Gaza earlier today

I read that as "thousands of Leftists" and briefly got excited.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2023 03:26 PM (2ocoG)

317
Joe Biden defies pressure to give Israel deadline to end campaign against Hamas

US president says war will end when militant group no longer has capacity to ‘murder’ and ‘abuse’
_ft.com

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:26 PM (RFrPi)

318 O/T: The entire Ohio State University marching band staff has been fired over hazing incidents with the band including the forcing of female students to march naked on the OSU field at midnight. Another former director was fired for similar accusations back in 2014 and has recently dropped his lawsuit.
Posted by: Sponge

Wow.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 03:27 PM (JrojV)

319 Now, if the Times were responsibly informing the electorate, it would let everyone know that "devout Catholic" Joe Biden supports unfettered "access" to abortion until the baby hits the crib.

But, we saw him kinda make the sign of the cross when he kinda laid the wreath (with some help, granted) on Veteran's Day.

He's as much a Catholic as...as.. the POPE!

-NYTimes ed board, probably

Posted by: Question Stochastic Authority bumper sticker at November 16, 2023 03:27 PM (Rbu5d)

320 Newsome isn't going to run while there's a chance of him being the governor of China's new province on the west coast of America.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2023 03:27 PM (BdMk6)

321 Point out the volume vs price statistics if you really want to see some gymnastics. That is, people are buying less quantities of a product, but it's not reflected in sales or CPI because the price has increased significantly.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2023 03:28 PM (nnLls)

322 Thousands of Leaflets were dropped on the City of Khan Younis in Southeastern Gaza earlier today

I read that as "thousands of Leftists" and briefly got excited.

As God is my witness, I thought leftists could fly.

Posted by: Netanyahu at November 16, 2023 03:28 PM (I/Qkd)

323
Reminds me of those videos where a guy comes home late and nobody has let the dog out.
But the Roomba did it's job... right after the dog took a dump on the carpet and then the Roomba smeared the poo all over the house and poo is clogging the guts of the Roomba.

Posted by: Speller at November 16, 2023 03:28 PM (pSotA)

324 Want to debate Kissinger?

No, I'd just tell him to go to hell.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 03:28 PM (JrojV)

325 311 Want to debate Kissinger?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:23 PM (RFrPi)

Ima gonna need a translator.

Posted by: I am the
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I'm tired of old people running everything too but the way to get rid of them is to beat them. [not physically]

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:29 PM (RFrPi)

326 / just kidding
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 16, 2023 03:24 PM (enJYY)

It's not why I lost an election, but I'll be sure if I run again to have Taylor Swift campaign for me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 03:29 PM (RSbhh)

327 O/T: The entire Ohio State University marching band staff has been fired over hazing incidents with the band including the forcing of female students to march naked on the OSU field at midnight. Another former director was fired for similar accusations back in 2014 and has recently dropped his lawsuit.
Posted by: Sponge

Abolish The Ohio State University before more chirruns are harmed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 16, 2023 03:29 PM (R/m4+)

328 Newsome isn't going to run while there's a chance of him being the governor of China's new province on the west coast of America.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2023 03:27 PM (BdMk6)
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And Gavin is stupid enough to believe he won't be stood against the wall should he fail the Party in some fashion.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(z5vMw) at November 16, 2023 03:29 PM (z5vMw)

329
Wow.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 03:27 PM (JrojV)

I've known Ohio State was a disturbed cult school, but man...that's just ridiculous.

The marching band is a part of the athletic program. What do you want to be the NCAA does NOTHING to them over this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

330 319 Now, if the Times were responsibly informing the electorate, it would let everyone know that "devout Catholic" Joe Biden supports unfettered "access" to abortion until the baby hits the crib.

But, we saw him kinda make the sign of the cross when he kinda laid the wreath (with some help, granted) on Veteran's Day.

He's as much a Catholic as...as.. the POPE!

-NYTimes ed board, probably
Posted by: Question Stochastic Authority bumper sticker at November 16, 2023 03:27 PM (Rbu5d)

Weeeell.......

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 16, 2023 03:29 PM (N3zMI)

331 'm tired of old people running everything too but the way to get rid of them is to beat them. [not physically]
Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:29 PM (RFrPi)
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You had me right up until the disclaimer.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(z5vMw) at November 16, 2023 03:29 PM (z5vMw)

332 Interesting this comes out right after the news that the news media was going to have to find a new way to report on his feebleness.

But seems like straight up lying is their choice and that's not new at all.

Posted by: blaster at November 16, 2023 03:30 PM (dWjpk)

333 I thought Joe wouldn't make it to 2022, so I am no judge of medical science. Adrenochrome from tortured children is more powerful than I suspected.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 16, 2023 03:30 PM (aD39U)

334
I've known Ohio State was a disturbed cult school, but man...that's just ridiculous.

The marching band is a part of the athletic program. What do you want to be the NCAA does NOTHING to them over this.

Well, it's not like they stole signals or anything...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 16, 2023 03:30 PM (JrojV)

335 Great. Next: Joe Biden, sex symbol. Sexy beast.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:30 PM (+cIkI)

336
Abolish The Ohio State University before more chirruns are harmed.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 16, 2023 03:29 PM (R/m4+)

Hell. They took 2 bowl games and 20 scholarships from Penn State and they ran a pedophile farm for a decade or two.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

337 The entire Ohio State University marching band staff has been fired over hazing incidents with the band including the forcing of female students to march naked on the OSU field at midnight. Another former director was fired for similar accusations back in 2014 and has recently dropped his lawsuit.

Imagine being that motivated to join a marching band. Next we're going to hear about the hazing going on at the school Pickleball team.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 03:31 PM (0N1h0)

338 Great. Next: Joe Biden, sex symbol. Sexy beast.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:30 PM (+cIkI)

HEY! He's ON to something here!!!

Posted by: People Magazine at November 16, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

339 New...immigrants

Posted by: Archimedes at November 16, 2023 03:31 PM (I/Qkd)

340 There is a significant population who are dependent on the federal government in one way or another. Federal workers, lobbyists, NGOs, drug mules, slavers, the vast panoply who exist on payments from mil or pharma billionaires. None of them want to see the cart overturned.

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Not to mention the governments & cartels of our foreign enemies.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 16, 2023 03:31 PM (WK5C7)

341 The marching band is a part of the athletic program. What do you want to be the NCAA does NOTHING to them over this.
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Probably nothing given Ohio doesn't have an Indian Mascot. Those NCAA boys from Indianapolis, Indiana, are really touchy about Indian Mascots.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2023 03:32 PM (iDpzk)

342 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: George Costanza, Ohio State Band director at November 16, 2023 03:32 PM (PiwSw)

343 Pikers.

Posted by: Jim Harbaugh at November 16, 2023 03:32 PM (V8he0)

344 Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 16, 2023 03:23 PM (PiwSw)

Nice little video. Breathy voice. I guess I'd have to listen to more of her songs. She's no Linda Ronstadt,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 03:32 PM (RSbhh)

345 Rusty trombones for all the Buckeyes!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 16, 2023 03:32 PM (R4t5M)

346 Great. Next: Joe Biden, sex symbol. Sexy beast.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:30 PM (+cIkI)

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Gotcher campaign song right here....

Posted by: Right Said Fred at November 16, 2023 03:32 PM (z5vMw)

347 297 O/T: The entire Ohio State University marching band staff has been fired over hazing incidents with the band...

The NCAA is investigating the whereabouts of Jim Harbaugh at the time.

Posted by: Auspex at November 16, 2023 03:32 PM (j4U/Z)

348 It's not why I lost an election, but I'll be sure if I run again to have Taylor Swift campaign for me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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For real? The count is over?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (RFrPi)

349 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

350 New...immigrants
Posted by: Archimedes

What does "new" mean? I am nood here.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (+cIkI)

351 328. And Gavin is stupid enough to believe he won't be stood against the wall should he fail the Party in some fashion.
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Reminds me of that picture of Stalin walking with some commie official near the river. The official was doing good that day, walking elbow to elbow with Stalin. He was doing good until he wasn't. Seems he was edited right out of that pic. Wonder what happened to him, I'm sure it wasn't pretty.

Posted by: ET at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (mYR0f)

352 The die is already cast. You're not changing the perception of 6p% Ds, 70% Is and 90% Rs that Joe isn't old.

Regardless of Mitch Landrieu's sad ass beast mode BS.

Most will take this as an insult.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (FxH7T)

353 Imagine being that motivated to join a marching band.

OSU's band is pretty much the major leagues of that sort of thing. They did an entire Rush (the band, not Limbaugh) themed halftime show that was quite good.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2023 03:34 PM (2ocoG)

354 Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (RFrPi)

Yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 03:34 PM (RSbhh)

355 282 > I spoke to some Fed economists and reg people. If you want to know why the narrative coming from the White House is so insane, look no further. Their themes were;

I've seen several leftist "economist" types banging the drum that every is doing well now. That the people claiming people are paying more at the grocery store, at the gas station, etc. were lying. I can only assume these people are relying on the fantasy reports coming out of Biden's government agencies, including the fraudulent CPI report.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 03:20 PM (0N1h0)

Also, the Junta always cherry-picks CPI reports for numbers that they can use to mask bad news. If overall CPI is high, they say it would have been worse if Joe hadn't been in office, and besides, oranges only went up a tenth of a percent! If food or gas price inflation was sky-high last month, they'll say the price of something else didn't increase at all, and/or if the overall CPI increase was small, that's all they'll talk about.

Year-to-year inflation might have been 3.1 percent in October and they're crowing about that, but I'm paying a hell of a lot more that 3.1 percent for food than I was 12 months ago.

Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2023 03:36 PM (5fDan)

356 I would flood the whole tunnel system, pump the Mediterranean into it until the sea level was reached

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 03:37 PM (fwDg9)

357 That means you have to start laying the ground work for your victory next time, now.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:37 PM (RFrPi)

358 IDF have already lost several people to boobytrapped tunnel entrances. They have to go carefully.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2023 03:25 PM (0N1h0)

I know. But seeing as Al Shifa is basically Hamas HQ, I would expect there to be closer to a dozen tunnel entrances there. And it's a big place, several city blocks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2023 03:38 PM (Z6BhR)

359 Abolish The Ohio State University before more chirruns are harmed.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 16, 2023 03:29 PM (R/m4+)
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Jim Harbaugh, is that you?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 16, 2023 03:38 PM (DMlZ/)

360 O/T: The entire Ohio State University marching band staff has been fired over hazing incidents with the band including the forcing of female students to march naked on the OSU field at midnight. Another former director was fired for similar accusations back in 2014 and has recently dropped his lawsuit.
Posted by: Sponge

Accordion players hardest hit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2023 03:40 PM (Z6BhR)

361 Yeah but just think. When Trump loses, again, he'll be around for years muttering about stolen elections and telling his supporters to vote for all his wonderful picks, like it's a final four pool or something. Imagine the wonders that will do for Republicans.
Posted by: Biden's Diaper Guy at November 16, 2023 03:06 PM (WSTFK)

And that wouldn't be TaStEfUl or rEsPeCtAbLe, would it. Lord knows, it is best to lose and be ReSpEcTaBle and above all SILENT in the face of what you think is a travesty and a crime.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2023 03:42 PM (D7oie)

362 Granted, both of them were smokers

IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE CONSTITUTION

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (4PZHB)

363 Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 03:37 PM (RFrPi)

I'm not sure I am up to doing this again, but thanks for the upvote.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2023 03:43 PM (RSbhh)

364 Wonder what happened to him, I'm sure it wasn't pretty.
Posted by: ET at November 16, 2023 03:33 PM (mYR0f)

If it is the one I am thinking of, it was Beria's predecessor. An indispensable man for the regime at the time.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2023 03:44 PM (D7oie)

365 Nice day, shame I have to get started collecting leaves 🍃

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 03:44 PM (fwDg9)

366 Another former director was fired for similar accusations back in 2014 and has recently dropped his lawsuit.

That former director now heads a 400 member marching band in The Other Ohio, widely reputed to be better than THE, and will march in the Rose Bowl and Macy's parades.

Klumbus De Kabbdle. Aw hey Klumbus.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 16, 2023 03:47 PM (4PZHB)

367 news out that one of the big financial backers of the pro-Hamas protests is a millionaire named Neville Roy Singham and his wife Jodie Evans, longtime Marxists. Singham appears to have very close ties to the CCP, and Evans is the co-founder of Code Pink. Report in the Daily Mail.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 16, 2023 03:52 PM (S6gqv)

368 Guess we are willowed

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 03:58 PM (fwDg9)

369 RBG, Part Duece.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at November 16, 2023 04:11 PM (gxokI)

370 The New York Pravda(Times)has been the Democrats Water Carriers for almost 100 Years

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 16, 2023 04:47 PM (wGqjj)

371 The partisan press is pushing a dying man over the finish line? So what else is new!

Posted by: Franklin Roosevelt at November 16, 2023 04:53 PM (S6ArX)

372 Soviet President Leonid Brezhnev is ill with a bronchial infection, Foreign Minister Andrei Gromyko disclosed today in a rare official revelation about the health of one of this country's top leaders.

Posted by: David Cress at November 16, 2023 05:02 PM (SDQg3)

373 He's unquestionably a beast around small children...

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at November 16, 2023 06:04 PM (nBS+D)

374 At this time I am ready to do my breakfast, afteг hɑving my breakfast coming agаin to read othｅr news.

Posted by: heaviness at November 16, 2023 06:52 PM (jtXHl)

375 "Beast" covers a lot possibilities. For instance, a Two-Toed Sloth with severe arthritis who has drunk himself into a stupor is definitely a beast. So is a slug that's been heavily salted but hasn't quite died yet.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at November 16, 2023 07:09 PM (uL3GK)

376 he is strong like bull

Posted by: paulnjax at November 17, 2023 07:42 AM (j5/wM)

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