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Wine Aunt Nikki Haley: I Want to Know Everyone's Name on the Internet for "National Security" Reasons

What a shock, a sexless, smothering mothering Wine Aunt wants to make everything polite and orderly and is willing to strip people of their rights to get it.

Making sure all memes are Government Approved is a "national security" issue you guys.

Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley on Tuesday proposed forcing social media users to verify their identities before posting, citing "national security" concerns.

The former South Carolina governor's plan is part of a set of social media reforms aimed at transparency -- which she pushed during an appearance on Fox News -- that has rankled some of her primary opponents.

"When I get into office, the first thing we have to do, social media accounts, social media companies, they have to show America their algorithms," Haley said. "Let us see why they're pushing what they're pushing."

"The second thing is, every person on social media should be verified, by their name. That's, first of all, it's a national security threat. When you do that, all of a sudden, people have to stand by what they say. And it gets rid of the Russian bots, the Iranian bots and the Chinese bots. And then you're going to get some civility when people know their name is next to what they say, and they know their pastor and their family members are going to see it," the 51-year-old former Trump administration official added.
Nikki HaleyHaley argued that anonymous social media accounts have been weaponized by the Chinese, Iranian and Russian governmentsAP

Two of Haley's GOP primary opponents -- entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis -- blasted her proposal.


"[Haley] is *openly* pushing for the government to use private tech companies to censor speech. This is a flagrant violation of the Constitution and straight out of the Democrats' playbook," Ramaswamy said in an X post. "Any politician who thinks it's OK for the government to use the private sector as its censorship bureau shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the White House."

...

In his criticism, DeSantis also invoked the authors of the Federalist Papers, who famously wrote under the collective pseudonym "Publius" to promote the ratification of the Constitution.

"You know who were anonymous writers back in the day? Alexander Hamilton, John Jay, and James Madison when they wrote the Federalist Papers," DeSantis wrote on X. "They were not 'national security threats,' nor are the many conservative Americans across the country who exercise their Constitutional right to voice their opinions without fear of being harassed or canceled by the school they go to or the company they work for."

This is a terrible policy idea offered only to achieve a trivial, stupid goal -- "we want people to be nice on the internet!" -- but of course Wine O'Clock Wendys can only offer this kind of deranged perspective-free obsessive nattering.

We're grappling with serious, existential issues and you want the government to make sure your fucking Twitter feed is "nice"??!?!

On the other hand, not only does she want to reach into everyone's privacy to make sure they're being Nice on the internet, but she also wants to invade the fucking world. i'M a SeRiOuS tHiNkEr YoU gUys!!!!

Where do I sign up to volunteer for this Visionary?!?!



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Extra special bonus: Toxic AWFL Wine Aunt thinks that someone competing with her for a job is only doing so because he Hates Women.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:13 PM




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1 Right, I'll go get 'em.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 15, 2023 12:13 PM (qPw5n)

2 Fetched 'em.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 15, 2023 12:13 PM (qPw5n)

3 Don't let her anywhere near the White House. For any reason.

Posted by: Danica Pactrick at November 15, 2023 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)

4 Nikki Haley: sit down and shut up. You will never be President. Nobody likes you. The government will impose social credit and censor the internet, but it will not be due to your preening. Crack open your car battery and drink the contents.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2023 12:05 PM (uqzpR)

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 15, 2023 12:14 PM (4N2M3)

5 why stop there. lets have everyone's name associated with their ballot and who they voted for.

Posted by: wildman at November 15, 2023 12:14 PM (F2HQc)

6 Theory:

Nikki knows she has no shot and is just saying this to appease a donor who promised her an extra $50 if she made the effort public.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

7 I was just reading about this very thing over at Raconteur Report. Let's just say that Aesop has... strong opinions.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 15, 2023 12:14 PM (qPw5n)

8 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2023 12:14 PM (ZANHd)

9 Where'd that old sock come from mr web browser?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2023 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)

10 Has Haley - or anyone else who makes such suggestions - defined what "social media" is yet?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:15 PM (d04cU)

11 She's dead, Jim.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 15, 2023 12:15 PM (4N2M3)

12 I want you to be nice until it's time to stop being nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2023 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)

13 Where do I sign up to volunteer for this Visionary?!?!
+++++
Same place as for any politician: your local brothel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:15 PM (d04cU)

14 On the plus side, we now know how she'll be spending next fall. Hint: it won't be campaigning.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 15, 2023 12:16 PM (I/Qkd)

15 Extra special bonus: Toxic AWFL Wine Aunt thinks that someone competing with her for a job is only doing so because he Hates Women.
++++
You're a misogynist if you don't bow out of any contest where a woman* is involved.

*Unless you're trans, in which case you're better than a real woman for some reason.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:16 PM (d04cU)

16 If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you, son.
I got 99 problems, but anonymous russian bots trolling me ain't one.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:16 PM (mj0Qp)

17 Toxic AWFL Wine Aunt thinks that someone competing with her for a job is only doing so because he Hates Women.

Look, I've got one thing going for me... a vagina. You think I'm not gonna use it? -- Nikki!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 12:17 PM (1Z8zZ)

18 I keep trying to underestimate her, but she just continues setting the bar lower.

Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2023 12:17 PM (RRBiz)

19 Nikki Haley is now saying that Vivek is only criticizing her because he 'has a girl problem'

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Nikki, we've all got girl problems.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 12:17 PM (FVME7)

20
Second look at reinstating the 18th amendment, too!

Posted by: Nikki Anonomouse at November 15, 2023 12:17 PM (enJYY)

21 Indian Taker.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 15, 2023 12:18 PM (lZVy/)

22 She really stepped in it, and today she is trying to walk it back, but I don't think it's working...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2023 12:18 PM (MeG8a)

23 Nikki, or someone on her staff (the likely answer) thinks that anonymity on social media and the Internet in general will lead to a more "civilized discourse."

Nikki, you, and/or your staff that thought this up are retarded.

And evil. Retardedly evil. How's that for civil discourse?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2023 12:18 PM (Q4IgG)

24 We were just discussing this.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 15, 2023 12:18 PM (aD39U)

25 Wine Aunt Nikki Haley: I Want to Know Everyone's Name on the Internet for "National Security" Reasons


Bite us Nikki!

Posted by: Ben Dover & C. Howitt Fields at November 15, 2023 12:18 PM (nWPLh)

26 anonymity on the internet cuts both ways-

it gives you cover to speak your mind candidly on sensitive subjects without fear of reprisal

it also gives you cover to say horrible things to people that you wouldn't say to their faces

it's a puzzler

Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 12:18 PM (geLO8)

27 There have been posts on "X" - and I can't verify whether they are true or just someone having fun - saying that Nikki's true hatred of Anonymous Internet Names is that she caught her hubby and his much younger "girlfriend" communicating quite often this way.

So the whole world has to suffer because Nikki got played.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2023 12:18 PM (i9ffA)

28 Theory:

Nikki knows she has no shot and is just saying this to appease a donor who promised her an extra $50 if she made the effort public.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

-----------

"Even with Bidenflation: $20 same as in town."

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 15, 2023 12:18 PM (4N2M3)

29 Self willowed on the previous thread.

I’d like to request prayers for my niece, V, who is having a C-section at 0 dark 30 on Friday.

Thanks.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 15, 2023 12:18 PM (1QfGR)

30 So her response to Vivek's criticism of her plan to censor the internet was "You only don't like it because I'm a girl!"

Straight out of Hillary?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 15, 2023 12:19 PM (AxRGS)

31 10 Has Haley - or anyone else who makes such suggestions - defined what "social media" is yet?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:15 PM (d04cU)

No, of course not. They haven't thought that far ahead.

I think ace nailed it -- people are mean to her on twitter, and she has convinced herself that they're russian bots or whatever, and thinks if people have to disclose their real names, they'll be less mean to her on twitter.

I imagine that's about as far as she has thought about this one.

That said, whoever planted this idea / pushed this talking point to her I would say certainly knows the implications of this.

My guess? When she concedes the race, she takes some time to spend with her family, then she next pops up in a no-show job at one of the big tech platforms.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:19 PM (mj0Qp)

32 I wholeheartedly agree with Ace: women in politics are, for the most part, a massive fail.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 15, 2023 12:19 PM (yACxx)

33 Nikki needs to join her spiritual kin folk in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 12:19 PM (rinSM)

34 all the Head Girls are exactly the same, doesn't matter what political stripe they are.

always right; never wrong; always hectoring; bossy as fuck; never actually getting fucked

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 15, 2023 12:20 PM (AcWfM)

35
Getting close to the "actively campaign against her" list, she is

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2023 12:20 PM (xG4kz)

36 As I said yesterday, I suspect "Go Fuck Yourself" will be a very popular legal name change if this goes forward...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 12:20 PM (YIVH2)

37 If Haley somehow ends up the R candidate I don't think I'd vote for her.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 15, 2023 12:20 PM (eYoxG)

38 Put a camera in Nikki's house and broadcast to the world.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2023 12:20 PM (63Dwl)

39 Self willowed on the previous thread.

I’d like to request prayers for my niece, V, who is having a C-section at 0 dark 30 on Friday.

Thanks.
Posted by: Fox2!


Prayers up. Praying for a healthy baby & mom.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:20 PM (nWPLh)

40 Hey there Nikki, sweetipie.
You got "AMB" in front of your name. Be happy with that. Go get your teaching job as some University and do some speaking gigs, and be a talking head for the media. Pocket your $$$ and go away.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 12:20 PM (uSHSS)

41 Vivek is only criticizing her because he 'has a girl problem'

So Ramasalami is on the rag?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 15, 2023 12:20 PM (i82PB)

42 Posted by: Fox2! at November 15, 2023 12:18 PM (1QfGR)

I'm sorry; I can look this up but what time is o dark who are not familiar with the lingo? I will pray for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 12:20 PM (RSbhh)

43 She's so prissy.
She made lots of good (= bad) snarly crazy-lady faces on the show where she said this. Oppo research can get a wealth of screenshots from there.

Posted by: m at November 15, 2023 12:20 PM (30MvH)

44 I think ace nailed it -- people are mean to her on twitter, and she has convinced herself that they're russian bots or whatever, and thinks if people have to disclose their real names, they'll be less mean to her on twitter.


pretty sure Christine Pushaw put paid to that idea yesterday!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (AcWfM)

45 Nikki with her back to the Internet after being criticized shrieks; "Who said that?!!"

Should be a meme.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (Q4IgG)

46 She has issues with her lady parts?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (ZV+pB)

47 Wonderful. DeSantis just doxxed Alexander Hamilton, John Jay and James Madison. He's unfit for office!

Posted by: 29Victor at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (M+gBW)

48 Sacred honor compels me to state that dis beech be cray

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (dCxaZ)

49 I keep trying to underestimate her, but she just continues setting the bar lower.

Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2023 12:17 PM (RRBiz)

------------

Continually striving for mediocrity ... and failing.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (4N2M3)

50 Is not nikki not her real name?

Posted by: D at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (IF2fe)

51 Vivek, in the last debate, clubbed Nikki like an Innuit going after a baby seal.

Vivek went off on Nikki about how she and her family went from broke to multimillionaire with the one simple trick of government employment, or some such.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (z5vMw)

52 What's the diff between a "wine aunt" and a "wine mom?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:22 PM (JrojV)

53 There is actually a strong business case for moving to an "all users are verified" model, but it will be driven by advertisers who tired of paying for bot views. But if that happens, two of the more popular uses of social media - news and porno - will dry up completely and the daily active users will crash.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:22 PM (d04cU)

54 Nikki! is having her little boomlet now but no worries she’ll retire from the race in disgrace after the SC primary where she’ll be obliterated in her home state. And good riddance I say…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 15, 2023 12:22 PM (qfVDK)

55
Now do lists of Epstein Islanders, scrunt

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2023 12:22 PM (xG4kz)

56 And evil. Retardedly evil. How's that for civil discourse?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2023 12:18 PM (Q4IgG)

I would say she's effing evil, to her face. Hence, I'm not anonymous then. Eff her.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 15, 2023 12:22 PM (7Vi0c)

57 Wonderful. DeSantis just doxxed Alexander Hamilton, John Jay and James Madison. He's unfit for office!
Posted by: 29Victor at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (M+gBW)
----
I guess they will have to vote for FJB now...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 12:22 PM (YIVH2)

58 44 I think ace nailed it -- people are mean to her on twitter, and she has convinced herself that they're russian bots or whatever, and thinks if people have to disclose their real names, they'll be less mean to her on twitter.


pretty sure Christine Pushaw put paid to that idea yesterday!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (AcWfM)

======

Wait...has anyone seen Nikki Haley and David French in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

59 Also, she's supposed to be a "young" candidate (well, in comparison to the others, I suppose. Don Lemon taught me that she is well past her prime.)

Shouldn't she have some grasp on how the internet works by this point?

By making these statements, she is guaranteeing herself many many months of being relentlessly trolled by good old fashioned american trolls who spend their time on reddit and 4chan.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (mj0Qp)

60 Is it just coincidence that the two most annoying GOP candidates are Indian?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (xPl2J)

61 Nikki Haley and her dusky nipples will never again be in the Oval Office, unless she takes a Whitehouse tour.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (aD39U)

62 52 What's the diff between a "wine aunt" and a "wine mom?"


I'm guessing she's childless

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (AcWfM)

63 Nikki is gonna use geometry to find out who's been giving her grief on the Internet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (rinSM)

64 53 There is actually a strong business case for moving to an "all users are verified" model, but it will be driven by advertisers who tired of paying for bot views. But if that happens, two of the more popular uses of social media - news and porno - will dry up completely and the daily active users will crash.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:22 PM (d04cU)

=======

Musk is moving towards the $1 a year model on X.

It'll be interesting to see how it works out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

65 What's the diff between a "wine aunt" and a "wine mom?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:22 PM (JrojV)
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One has more cats than the other...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (YIVH2)

66 it also gives you cover to say horrible things to people that you wouldn't say to their faces

it's a puzzler
Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 12:18 PM


Trust me...when they know your name, it can get awkward.

- Sean O'Brien

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (ZANHd)

67 Jeez, that bitch be cray-cray!

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (a9CYf)

68 When she concedes the race, she takes some time to spend with her family, then she next pops up in a no-show job at one of the big tech platforms.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


She was on the board of Boeing, pulling down $240k for a no-show job. Rack up a few more of those, and she'll be clearing a mill in no time. It's good to be a Uniparty fink.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (IG4Id)

69 57 Wonderful. DeSantis just doxxed Alexander Hamilton, John Jay and James Madison. He's unfit for office!
Posted by: 29Victor at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (M+gBW)

=======

What did I ever do to him?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

70 Would this apply to dick pics? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (uKeRS)

71 If there was any doubt before what a flake this woman is, it should be gone now.

Posted by: fd at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (vFG9F)

72
You never appreciate your anonymity until you don't have it anymore.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2023 12:24 PM (enJYY)

73 Texas needs to send all its illegals to the congressional districts of the eight RINOs who voted not to impeach Mayorkas.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2023 12:24 PM (CecP5)

74 Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:14 PM (GBKbO)


she's obviously angling for a well paid gig with the censorship Stasi

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 12:24 PM (dCxaZ)

75 Is not nikki not her real name?
Posted by: D at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (IF2fe)


Yes!

Err...No!

Wait...what?
Damn I hate double negatives!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 12:24 PM (uSHSS)

76 >>52 What's the diff between a "wine aunt" and a "wine mom?"

A Wine Aunt is worse -- she is childless but still has the mothering instinct so she infantilizes adults.

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2023 12:24 PM (KRtlO)

77 56 And evil. Retardedly evil. How's that for civil discourse?



I would have said "Nimrata is evil in the banal sense" but yours will annoy her more so I'll allow it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 15, 2023 12:24 PM (AcWfM)

78 What's the diff between a "wine aunt" and a "wine mom?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:22 PM (JrojV)

The diff between white box wine and red box wine.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 15, 2023 12:24 PM (7Vi0c)

79 Let's just put her into a near-solar orbit so we only have to look at her every 75 years or so.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 15, 2023 12:24 PM (w9Wax)

80 Nikki is gonna use geometry to find out who's been giving her grief on the Internet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM


And her strawberry wine coolers. But mostly her strawberry wine coolers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2023 12:24 PM (ZANHd)

81 This broad needs to get laid. She is too uptight

Posted by: Joe Namath at November 15, 2023 12:24 PM (ZV+pB)

82 Hmm.

Posted by: at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (aD39U)

83 You mean there somewhere on the internets where we can go to be mean to Nikki?

Posted by: fd at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (vFG9F)

84 What did I ever do to him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (GBKbO)


You made fun of his love of Nickelback.

Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (RRBiz)

85 I'm sorry; I can look this up but what time is o dark who are not familiar with the lingo? I will pray for her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Fen, it's military slang for a non-specific time in the very early morning before the sun has risen.

In this case, possibly the first C-section of the day around 6:00 am.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (nWPLh)

86 So her response to Vivek's criticism of her plan to censor the internet was "You only don't like it because I'm a girl!"

Straight out of Hillary?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 15, 2023 12:19 PM (AxRGS)

---------

Nothing says "strong independent conservative woman" like playing the victim card.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (4N2M3)

87
Are you a witch, Nikki?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (xG4kz)

88 53 There is actually a strong business case for moving to an "all users are verified" model, but it will be driven by advertisers who tired of paying for bot views. But if that happens, two of the more popular uses of social media - news and porno - will dry up completely and the daily active users will crash.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:22 PM (d04cU)

Ultimately, the social media companies want this. Because they spend a lot of time, money and effort trying to sort out real from fake accounts.

But none want to be the first to move to a real ID verification system, because
a) consumer pushback will be yuge
and
b) their stock prices will plumet when it's laid bare exactly how few real people are actually regular daily users of social media platforms.

If they all are forced to do it at the same time by law, the blow is spread out more evenly across the industry.

And governments around the world want this for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (mj0Qp)

89 Wine Aunt Nikki Haley: I Want to Know Everyone's Name on the Internet for "National Security" Reasons
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Right woman.

Wrong party.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (bAJ1Y)

90 You mean there somewhere on the internets where we can go to be mean to Nikki?
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (vFG9F)
++++
Interesting point.

Does "everywhere" necessarily imply "somewhere?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (d04cU)

91 Afternoon Ace. Nikki saying "I want to know names" is a ramped up version of the standard Karen saying "I want the manager"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (n+eLX)

92 "You know who were anonymous writers back in the day? Alexander Hamilton, John Jay, and James Madison when they wrote the Federalist Papers," DeSantis wrote on X. "They were not 'national security threats,'

yes, they were

Posted by: king george iii at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (oY6Yp)

93 I wonder if Haley's """strategy""" is to double-down so forcefully that people will grudgingly respect her honesty, and that means they'll....vote for her?

Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (bhRsz)

94 84 What did I ever do to him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

You made fun of his love of Nickelback.
Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (RRBiz)

========

Oh, raising serious concerns is now "making fun of"?

Psh. Nickelback fandom represents a serious moral emptiness on one's soul, and it must be addressed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

95 52 What's the diff between a "wine aunt" and a "wine mom?"

A Wine Aunt is worse -- she is childless but still has the mothering instinct so she infantilizes adults.


Thanks, Ace. I did not know that Nikki was childless.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:26 PM (JrojV)

96 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

97 If Haley becomes the nominee, I'm voting for Biden or whoever else the Dem is. It's better to have an enemy on the other side than in your own bunk.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 15, 2023 12:26 PM (htJYU)

98 Her maiden name is Nimarata Randhawa.

Going with Nikki was a good move.

Posted by: at November 15, 2023 12:26 PM (aD39U)

99 C'mon guys, let's hear her out. I can't see how this could possibly go wrong.

Posted by: Winston Smith with a cage of hungry rats strapped to his face at November 15, 2023 12:26 PM (c12Xv)

100 Taking the "if it's on the internet, it must be true" to a completely fucked up level.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

101 At least she's blaming a problem with girls and not he wants to date her.

Posted by: Inogame at November 15, 2023 12:27 PM (53oGX)

102 If they all are forced to do it at the same time by law, the blow is spread out more evenly across the industry.

And governments around the world want this for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (mj0Qp)
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The governments will get it even without the coordination because the IC is in deep with Big Tech. But your thought on the "do it all at once in one big hammer-blow to maintain parity across the industry" is something I didn't consider. It might be a big part of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:27 PM (d04cU)

103 I wholeheartedly agree with Ace: women in politics are, for the most part, a massive fail.

--

I agree with this.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 15, 2023 12:27 PM (5GiIq)

104 >>>Thanks, Ace. I did not know that Nikki was childless.

I don't know if she is or isn't, but she acts more like a Wine Aunt than a Wine Mom.

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2023 12:27 PM (KRtlO)

105 "When you do that, all of a sudden, people have to stand by what they say."

I'll stand by what I say about this cvnt.

Posted by: fd at November 15, 2023 12:27 PM (vFG9F)

106 89 Biden's Dog, how are things over there today?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:27 PM (JrojV)

107 You know who were anonymous writers back in the day? Alexander Hamilton, John Jay, and James Madison when they wrote the Federalist Papers," DeSantis wrote on X. "They were not 'national security threats,'

yes, they were
Posted by: king george iii at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (oY6Yp)
++++
Absolutely correct, and they all know it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:27 PM (d04cU)

108 Hopefully this tanks her campaign for President.
However, she can technically be a "wine mom" I suppose as opposed to a "wine aunt.". She does have two children.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (RSbhh)

109 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (T4tVD)

110 I will be grateful when Haley's comet has left and does not come back for 75 years

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (fMk/q)

111 If Haley becomes the nominee, I'm voting for Biden or whoever else the Dem is. It's better to have an enemy on the other side than in your own bunk.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 15, 2023 12:26 PM (htJYU)


I have a high level of confidence you will not be forced to that indignity.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (bhRsz)

112 She was on the board of Boeing, pulling down $240k for a no-show job. Rack up a few more of those, and she'll be clearing a mill in no time. It's good to be a Uniparty fink.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (IG4Id)

Good work if you can get it.

Speaking of which, does anyone know of any board of directors at any publicly traded companies that are hiring? Because I'd love me a six figure no show job right about now.

And, to be fair, it's not quite "no show" -- you have to go to a few meetings at luxury resorts a year, and occasionally vote on the ballot how you're told to vote.

Well, you could send a proxy of course, but I'm a man of the people. I'll be there!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (mj0Qp)

113 93 I wonder if Haley's """strategy""" is to double-down so forcefully that people will grudgingly respect her honesty, and that means they'll....vote for her?


hmm I'm starting to think she simply was parroting the upcoming narrative

I think they're willing to sacrifice audience for getting rid of anonymity. let's see what Elon can do to prevent this, but it looks like she's just letting us all know TPTB don't want us able to communicate anonymously online anymore.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (AcWfM)

114 no, fuck no, and fuck off and die you filthy scrunt.

is that clear enough?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (KZaqS)

115 102 The governments will get it even without the coordination because the IC is in deep with Big Tech.

this is why i continue to use cp/m. my integrated circuits aren't in deep with big *anything*.

Posted by: anachronda, totally not a russian bot at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (oY6Yp)

116 I freely give Ms. Haley my full and truthful name.

Posted by: Seymore Butts at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (PiwSw)

117
Who was the schmoe who stated something like, "... scared honor compels me NOT to state whether I had banged Nikki since she's been married", or some such?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (xG4kz)

118 Is it Ironic that someone who doesn't go by her "real" name is advocating the internet track everyone by their real name?

Posted by: Inogame - my real name at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (53oGX)

119 Of the also-rans, Vivek has demonstrated the most political skill in running for office so far.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (eYoxG)

120 My guess? When she concedes the race, she takes some time to spend with her family, then she next pops up in a no-show job at one of the big tech platforms.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:19 PM (mj0Qp)

-------------

Disney may be looking for a new Board Members. #Soon.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (4N2M3)

121 What's the diff between a "wine aunt" and a "wine mom?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Kinky vs incest.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM (nWPLh)

122 She's gonna need a lot of strawberry winecoolers then as she has failed to position herself for success.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM (rinSM)

123 I hate when people don't think things through.

Before making this bold statement, Nikki should have thought out different scenarios of what could possibly go wrong.

I was kicked off FB when I replied to a persons post and told that person that there were only 2 genders, not 76.

She reported me for bullying, which was absurd and FB canceled me.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM (NpAcC)

124 If by some disaster she gets the nod I will not be voting for her... Of course I'm in CA. so it doesn't matter anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM (bs+z0)

125 Way to destroy your own campaign in under 60 seconds.

But after all, isn't self-immolation an Indian tradition?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM (wtvvX)

126 >>There is actually a strong business case for moving to an "all users are verified" model, but it will be driven by advertisers who tired of paying for bot views. But if that happens, two of the more popular uses of social media - news and porno - will dry up completely and the daily active users will crash.

Only if you ignore the current climate we live in. Without anonymity you would lose a huge number of conservatives and others who would face severe consequences for stating their true opinions on a wide range of issues.

Look how many people were censored and lost jobs when Twitter was routinely going after conservatives. That would continue to happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)

127 >>>Thanks, Ace. I did not know that Nikki was childless.

I don't know if she is or isn't, but she acts more like a Wine Aunt than a Wine Mom.
Posted by: ace at November 15, 2023 12:27 PM (KRtlO)


Per Wikipedia, she has a son and a daughter.

I feel like "Wine" is the operative word here, though.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM (bhRsz)

128 Would this apply to dick pics? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM


The Paolo, he also prefers the anonymity. Otherwise, the Paolo's social media will be crashed by the traffic.

Posted by: Paolo at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM (ZANHd)

129 30 Straight out of Hillary
Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 15, 2023 12:19 PM (AxRGS)

ewwww

Posted by: m at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM (30MvH)

130 did Nikki explain exactly how anonymous Twitter users are a threat to national security? explain it to me

or is she just spouting gibberish

Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM (geLO8)

131 Hey Nikki, let me just give you my name, where i work, my home address and cell phone number. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Big Louie Cannoli at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (FjYaO)

132 I don't know if she is or isn't, but she acts more like a Wine Aunt than a Wine Mom.


ah I see

you mean she's more put together

I'll try - as a mom - to not take that as an insult lol. I'm usually pretty put together

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (AcWfM)

133 My name Jose Jimenez

Posted by: Zombie Bill Dana at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (OtsIW)

134 Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (bhRsz)

no, this has nothing to do with getting votes

It's her way of signaling to the elites that she's on their team, so PLEASE HIRE ME

she's trying to erase the scarlet letter of the Trump admin that she bears

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (dCxaZ)

135 Biden's Dog, how are things over there today?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:27 PM (JrojV)
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Ruff.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (bAJ1Y)

136
I can not find it now but a long time ago one of the Founding Fathers said something to the effect that only in anonymity can you say what you really believe.

I'm sure the contemporary Winston Smiths are scrubbing the quote.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (enJYY)

137 116 I freely give Ms. Haley my full and truthful name.
Posted by: Seymore Butts at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (PiwSw)

Mr. Butts, I enjoyed your most recent book "Under The Bleachers"

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (fMk/q)

138 all the Head Girls are exactly the same, doesn't matter what political stripe they are.

always right; never wrong; always hectoring; bossy as fuck; never actually getting fucked

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 15, 2023 12:20 PM (AcWfM)

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* Jacinda Ardern has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (4N2M3)

139 I want Haley to stay in and get thoroughly curb stomped in the SC primaries.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (5GiIq)

140 Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jordan Peterson and now Nikki Haley; it's so surreal to see the supposed right call to censor the internet in more extreme ways than the left.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (htJYU)

141 Between awful candidates and a new House speaker that just did the same thing the old House speaker was fired for, I’m starting to suspect that the Rebuplican party isn’t all that serious.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (uKeRS)

142 This will have an amusing consequence when it happens. There is only one type of online activity where this could justifiably be imposed: pornography. There, identity verification (well, age verification, but it's the same thing) is actually arguably correct to require. But the Left is all-in on easy access to porno for people of all ages, so it will be the one thing exempted from the requirement.

The porno sites will become the new social media.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (d04cU)

143 What did Nikki do before she went into politics? Lawyer?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:31 PM (JrojV)

144 Way to destroy your own campaign in under 60 seconds.

But after all, isn't self-immolation an Indian tradition?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM


Thread winner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2023 12:31 PM (ZANHd)

145 What's the diff between a "wine aunt" and a "wine mom?"

A Wine Aunt is worse -- she is childless but still has the mothering instinct so she infantilizes adults.


Thanks, Ace. I did not know that Nikki was childless.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:26 PM (JrojV)
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Doesn't she have a TikTok using daughter?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 15, 2023 12:31 PM (bAJ1Y)

146 did Nikki explain exactly how anonymous Twitter users are a threat to national security? explain it to me

or is she just spouting gibberish


Didn't you know Russia stole the election with $100,000 in paid ad memes or something?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 15, 2023 12:31 PM (0N1h0)

147 One of the secrets of waging war in a democracy is that you have to have everyone onboard. North Korea is different, you just conscript everyone and line them up to charge, but in a Democracy you need buy-ins.

It is easier to get everyone agreeing if there is no contrary opinion allowed. Or you can target and silence the contrary voices.

This is a base position for Conservatism, and why I am such a staunch, rock-ribbed partisan for it.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2023 12:31 PM (D7oie)

148 Nimrod (masculine): A total loser
- see also feminine: Nimarata

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 15, 2023 12:31 PM (w9Wax)

149 If our current judicial system worked I'd consider supporting Haley. I hate deception.

As it is, her proposal would be fatal to some. She's running, not thinking.

Posted by: creeper at November 15, 2023 12:31 PM (cTCuP)

150 The governments will get it even without the coordination because the IC is in deep with Big Tech. But your thought on the "do it all at once in one big hammer-blow to maintain parity across the industry" is something I didn't consider. It might be a big part of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:27 PM (d04cU)

Yeah, it makes sense to me.

Facebook can say "shit we had no idea that our actual user base is 50% smaller than what we've been telling advertisers. And when you think about it, it probably wasn't really that much smaller, there were just a lot of people who are wingnuts and refused to verify their ID. But, look, TikTok is just as bad!"

Not a great excuse, but if it hits everyone at the same time in the same way ... easier to ride out that shitshow.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:31 PM (mj0Qp)

151 … Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your name

Posted by: m at November 15, 2023 12:31 PM (30MvH)

152 Wife is supposed to be immolated with her dead husband.

Suttee IIRC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 12:32 PM (rinSM)

153 61 Nikki Haley and her dusky nipples will never again be in the Oval Office, unless she takes a Whitehouse tour.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (aD39U)

I read this as Winehouse tour..
still correct...

Posted by: Inogame - my real name at November 15, 2023 12:32 PM (53oGX)

154 The porno sites will become the new social media.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM


The comments section will be lit!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2023 12:32 PM (ZANHd)

155 The NWO investors throw shit against the wall to see what sticks. Hence Nicki Haley.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 15, 2023 12:32 PM (OtsIW)

156 Honestly… I might be wrong but I just assume it’s already the case I don’t have anonymity even here. Now probably most of you have no idea who I am or my real name, but NSA Bob knows everything I post and where I live probably. I’m sometimes tempted to go back to 1991 and simply chuck my phone out the window and live without one….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 15, 2023 12:32 PM (qfVDK)

157 Biden's Dog, how are things over there today?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:27 PM (JrojV)
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Ruff.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


Tell the truth. How long have you been holding on to that joke?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:32 PM (nWPLh)

158 133 My name Jose Jimenez

Posted by: Zombie Bill Dana at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (OtsIW)

Underappreciated comment of the day.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 15, 2023 12:32 PM (wtvvX)

159 this is why i continue to use cp/m. my integrated circuits aren't in deep with big *anything*.
Posted by: anachronda, totally not a russian bot at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (oY6Yp)
++++
CP/M - the brainchild of Gary Kildall, the owner of Intergalactic Digital Research?

"Intergalactic" is pretty big reach, bub!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:32 PM (d04cU)

160
Time to come clean about your serial adultery, Nikki

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2023 12:33 PM (xG4kz)

161 Heads we win.

Tails you lose.

Posted by: Uniparty at November 15, 2023 12:33 PM (wJTgt)

162 92 "You know who were anonymous writers back in the day? Alexander Hamilton, John Jay, and James Madison when they wrote the Federalist Papers," DeSantis wrote on X. "They were not 'national security threats,'

yes, they were
Posted by: king george iii at November 15, 2023 12:25 PM (oY6Yp)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at November 15, 2023 12:33 PM (30MvH)

163 134 no, this has nothing to do with getting votes

It's her way of signaling to the elites that she's on their team, so PLEASE HIRE ME

she's trying to erase the scarlet letter of the Trump admin that she bears
Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (dCxaZ)

=======

I really get the sense that the GOPe is out to just grift as hard as possible from their donors. It's the only path they have now since they're not people with visions of governance. They have no where to go in a party that has developed some semblance of a political philosophy in Trumpism (I mean...it's gauzy and a bit self-contradictory in parts, but it's better than nothing), and all they have now is to grift.

It really makes me wonder what they see as the future of the party after Trump to be. They just walk in with their millions of dollars from previous campaigns, talk about endless wars, and get lauded by the masses? It's almost like they're terrible at politics, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

164 132" I don't know if she is or isn't, but she acts more like a Wine Aunt than a Wine Mom."


ah I see

you mean she's more put together

I'll try - as a mom - to not take that as an insult lol. I'm usually pretty put together
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (AcWfM)

I read Wine Aunt as having childless harridan added in.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 15, 2023 12:33 PM (eYoxG)

165 Nikki Haley too

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 15, 2023 12:33 PM (OtsIW)

166 My name Jose Jimenez


Alan Smithy

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:33 PM (JrojV)

167 The only way the left's drive to censorship gets stopped is if its used against them.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2023 12:33 PM (XqcwY)

168 The sexless part seems unfair. She was down to party when she was a legislator in South Carolina. It was a pretty big deal when she was running for governor, but seems to have been completely memory holed since she became a household name.

Posted by: Man in Half-Full at November 15, 2023 12:33 PM (Z4pVM)

169 always right; never wrong; always hectoring; bossy as fuck; never actually getting fucked

yesterday a friend told me, after ending a phone call with her daughter:''I have all these bosses now"

me;: ??

her: My daughters!

me: If you had sons tho', you would have no bosses

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 12:33 PM (dCxaZ)

170 Only if you ignore the current climate we live in. Without anonymity you would lose a huge number of conservatives and others who would face severe consequences for stating their true opinions on a wide range of issues.

Look how many people were censored and lost jobs when Twitter was routinely going after conservatives. That would continue to happen.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)
++++
Reread my comment. We actually said the same thing. Daily active users will crash and the content stream will dry up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:33 PM (d04cU)

171 Are wine moms Republican as well as Democrat (?), because I've never actually met a wine mom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 12:33 PM (RSbhh)

172 Nikki Haley is the Zima of Strawberry Wine Coolers

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (ZV+pB)

173 Nikki Haley and her dusky nipples will never again be in the Oval Office, unless she takes a Whitehouse tour.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (aD39U)

I read this as Winehouse tour..
still correct...
Posted by: Inogame


I'm going to name my Christmas tree this year as Amy Winehouse.

Because it's gonna die and leave needles all over the house.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (nWPLh)

174 Nimrod in the Bible is the name of a might hunter.

In Vietnam it was the callsign for the B-26K Counter Invaders.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (rinSM)

175 But the Left is all-in on easy access to porno for people of all ages, so it will be the one thing exempted from the requirement.

*cough*

Posted by: Virginia at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (I/Qkd)

176 "Wine Aunt Nikki Haley: I Want to Know Everyone's Name on the Internet for "National Security" Reasons"

Thanks mom. What's next "sensible" gun control?

I'll remember to eat my vegetables.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (JSd3U)

177 Awesome idea! Your identity will be totes safe!

Posted by: Chairman Xi at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (5Akzh)

178 Women should have never been given the right to vote.

I don't care how mean that makes me, you don't have the fortitude to tell trannies to fuck off, your childless German yass kween Merkel is the reason there's an immigrant crisis crushing Europe, you are desperate to be liked by the other mean girls so you'll let babies be killed up to and after 9 months, you are the worst fucking cops ever, just.....just go do some garden work for five years.

Posted by: UwU_Power at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (Rk+j7)

179 Vivek is only criticizing her because he has a "girl problem." Uh-huh. Standard "Cry misogyny" technique.

Repeal the Nineteenth Amendment. The men who objected to its passage, and the women (there were some), were dead right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

180 Says the woman who uses a handle IRL

Posted by: Halfhand at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (E+3bw)

181 Biden's Dog, how are things over there today?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:27 PM (JrojV)
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Ruff.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (bAJ1Y)
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But seriously folks, IDF soldiers are dying and being wounded every day because Israel's gubbernmint didn't flatten Gaza in the first few days after 10/7.

We know dead and injured relatives, friends' children, and others who know the same.

It shouldn't have happened this way and everyone we speak to says so just the same.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (bAJ1Y)

182 ||Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres
Nikki Haley says posting anonymously online is a threat to "national security."

"Every person on social media should be verified by their name."

Robert Kraychik @rkraychik
What about the FBI, CIA, NSA, and NGO bots? She mentions "Chinese bots," "Iranian bots", and "Russian bots", but what about U.S. government (and ancillary) bots (to mention nothing about the more nefarious Censorship Industrial Complex)?

Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_
Let's see this for what it really is, a social credit score.

No f*cking thanks.||

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (krqg6)

183 Nikki can stick it in her nookie
She went to the Totalitarian side.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (jl2vi)

184 Nikki Haley = Kali

Posted by: Archer at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (gmo/4)

185 But the Left is all-in on easy access to porno for people of all ages, so it will be the one thing exempted from the requirement.

The porno sites will become the new social media.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (d04cU)

Ohhh, I wouldn't be too sure about that. There is a huge anti-porn movement with Gen Z. Which is funny, because they're making basically the same arguments the "right wing christian nuts" were making about porn 20 years ago.

It's sexually unhealthy, leads to real-life performance problems for men, is demeaning to women, gives both men and women unrealistic expectations about sex, hurts relationships and families, leads to sex / porn addiction, etc...

That said, as a non-religious millennial, I 100% agree with them. Not saying government should ban it, but the old left wing position of "porn is normal, and these old fuddy duddys are trying to control your body!" is quickly falling out of favor.
(1/2)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (mj0Qp)

186 148 Nimrod (masculine): A total loser
- see also feminine: Nimarata
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 15, 2023 12:31 PM (w9Wax)

Wasn't Nimrod a great hunter according to the Bible ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (bs+z0)

187 > What's the diff between a "wine aunt" and a "wine mom?"

Parenting often grounds a person in reality, even if it's just a little bit. A wine aunt is more likely to flounce off to Vegas with someone they met at a bar.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (0N1h0)

188 >>>you mean she's more put together

no. I mean Wine Aunts are childless so they try to mother other people's children.

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (KRtlO)

189 "Wine Aunt Nikki Haley: I Want to Know Everyone's Name on the Internet for "National Security" Reasons"

This is really a story about Trump. Maybe DeSantis.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (JSd3U)

190 It really makes me wonder what they see as the future of the party after Trump to be

they don't care, they're just looking out for #1. The GOP party was just a launchpad for these frauds.

The crap that went down in the PA GOP is just disgusting wrt not giving a shit about the party.

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (dCxaZ)

191 I'm old enough to remember when there were basically NO content restrictions on the internet - you could run into a real NAZI in your video game chat forum.

And...gasp...we all survived it.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (XqcwY)

192 My name Jose Jimenez


Alan Smithy
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Mr Babar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (R4t5M)

193 Since it's apparent she can't kick ass she'll settle for taking names.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (Q4IgG)

194 158 133 My name Jose Jimenez

Posted by: Zombie Bill Dana at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (OtsIW)

Underappreciated comment of the day.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 15, 2023 12:32 PM (wtvvX)

I was just telling that to Zombie Danny Thomas..

Posted by: Zombie Bill Dana at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (OtsIW)

195 The pseudonym is as old as the written word you soulless, ignorant tw*t.

Posted by: Zek at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (5FPX4)

196 Vivek went off on Nikki about how she and her family went from broke to multimillionaire with the one simple trick of government employment, or some such.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (z5vMw)


The one think I love about Vivek is that he has few filters for "those things polite people don't discuss"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (D7oie)

197 M

What did you think of that video?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (rinSM)

198 Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (qEcv1)

199 I think ace nailed it -- people are mean to her on twitter, and she has convinced herself that they're russian bots or whatever, and thinks if people have to disclose their real names, they'll be less mean to her on twitter.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:19 PM (mj0Qp)


Here's a question. Does she think everyone on the internet is American? Does she thing that Russia, or China, or Iran, can't come up with fake people to assign to their bots? Is she, actually, one the of three stupidest people in politics or is she just playing the part to help advance the ball for her WEF masters?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (1Z8zZ)

200 What's the diff between a "wine aunt" and a "wine mom?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:22 PM (JrojV)

-----------

The wine aunt is sleeping with the wine mom's husband?

/I honestly don't know either ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (4N2M3)

201 Ohhh, I wouldn't be too sure about that. There is a huge anti-porn movement with Gen Z. Which is funny, because they're making basically the same arguments the "right wing christian nuts" were making about porn 20 years ago. ...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (mj0Qp)
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Sure, but Gen-Z isn't in power and won't be for 20 years (if ever - it could be frozen out just like X was).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (d04cU)

202 178 Women should have never been given the right to vote.


correct

too late now tho

the GOP is dead; it's gone. all that's left is the grifting such as it is.

but worse; the USA is bankrupt. female voting patterns largely led us here.

everyone (in govt) is just grabbing what they can as the collapse happens.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (AcWfM)

203 I'm old enough to remember when there were basically NO content restrictions on the internet - you could run into a real NAZI in your video game chat forum.

And...gasp...we all survived it.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (XqcwY)
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Yeah, but the evil boss Hitler in Doom sure didn't...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (YIVH2)

204 We already know who everyone really is.


- Bob, NSA

Posted by: Archer at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (gmo/4)

205 "Nimrod in the Bible is the name of a might hunter."

Aww shucks.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (vFG9F)

206 >>Reread my comment. We actually said the same thing. Daily active users will crash and the content stream will dry up.

I think it goes further than news and porn. It would be on almost everything. Someone is always butt hurt about something.

Just like this.

>>I was kicked off FB when I replied to a persons post and told that person that there were only 2 genders, not 76.

>>She reported me for bullying, which was absurd and FB canceled me.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM (NpAcC)

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (ZLI7S)

207 > Wasn't Nimrod a great hunter according to the Bible ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (bs+z0)

Yes, he was.

I think the modern meaning came from Bugs Bunny referring to Elmer Fudd as "Nimrod" sarcastically. Many in the audience (probably unfamiliar with the Bible passage) missed the sarcasm.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (W5ArC)

208 I actually have several friends who have been diagnosed with porn-induced erectile dysfunction, mostly in their mid-20's. On prescription drugs because of it.

And I have several friends who have openly spoken about how porn ruined real sex for them.

Not to mention my female friends, who are pretty disgusted with the guys they date / hook up with. Dudes going right to choking / spitting / slapping the first them they hook up, without any kind of conversation ahead of time, etc.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (mj0Qp)

209 All the wine-mom Karens I have to put up with (more than a few) all love Nikki Haley because she's "feisty." Not one of them has any clue what Haley has ever said or done. They only know her from mili-second blips on cable news.

Posted by: Queegqueg the Harpooner at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (9X60i)

210 203 Yeah, but the evil boss Hitler in Doom sure didn't...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (YIVH2)

=======

*coughs*

Wolfenstein 3D.

*coughs*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

211 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 15, 2023 12:32 PM (qfVDK)

Not even NSA Bob... big tech. You don't think in every file they have in their database on you, are fields for Aliases?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (xaFKb)

212 Women should have never been given the right to vote.

I don't care how mean that makes me, you don't have the fortitude to tell trannies to fuck off, your childless German yass kween Merkel is the reason there's an immigrant crisis crushing Europe, you are desperate to be liked by the other mean girls so you'll let babies be killed up to and after 9 months, you are the worst fucking cops ever, just.....just go do some garden work for five years.


Good thing male leaders have no faults and never do anything stupid.

Posted by: Virginia at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (I/Qkd)

213 > Wasn't Nimrod a great hunter according to the Bible ?

Yes.

Genesis 10: 8-9 "And Cush begat Nimrod: he began to be a mighty one in the earth. He was a mighty hunter before the Lord: wherefore it is said, Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the Lord."

Posted by: bonhomme at November 15, 2023 12:38 PM (0N1h0)

214
Filed under "Who Asked You?"

I'm very much against the anonymity of bloggers and social media. I just hate it and I think it's really cowardly.
Ice T

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2023 12:38 PM (enJYY)

215 >>>a sexless, smothering mothering Wine Aunt
~~~~~

Have you not read The Kama Sutra?

Posted by: IrishEi with yet another new laptop at November 15, 2023 12:38 PM (3ImbR)

216 I'm going to name my Christmas tree this year as Amy Winehouse.

Because it's gonna die and leave needles all over the house.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (nWPLh)

I LOLd

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 15, 2023 12:38 PM (wtvvX)

217 Time to come clean about your serial adultery, Nikki
---------
Count Chocula and Cap'n Crunch both banged her??

That's GREAT!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 12:38 PM (krqg6)

218 Anonymous publication is death to democracy.

Posted by: Publius at November 15, 2023 12:38 PM (CnLzB)

219 175 But the Left is all-in on easy access to porno for people of all ages, so it will be the one thing exempted from the requirement.

*cough*
Posted by: Virginia at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (I/Qkd)


I wonder if blowback on the porn ban is the real reason for the VA state elections going the Dem's way.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 15, 2023 12:38 PM (lqvOK)

220 171 Are wine moms Republican as well as Democrat (?), because I've never actually met a wine mom.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 12:33 PM (RSbhh)

Stays at home day-drinking(or goes out with her friends day-drinking), socially liberal typically and so has mostly moved to the Democrats. The income/wealth level tends to be more UMC I believe so has had some historical ties to the Rs, though in recent years that has shifted left.

Generally women who successfully turned their Mrs. degree into being married to a lawyer or doctor sort of thing. Has all the "right" opinions, bitches about her husband to her friends while spending his money.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 15, 2023 12:38 PM (eYoxG)

221 The absolute stupidity of Nikki's idea is that the Dems will take it and run with it creating even more repression. Big government Republicanism is the stupid side of insane Democrats

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 15, 2023 12:38 PM (n+eLX)

222 You have to appreciate that Haley sounds like every person in the GOP, especially the Senate, every party member hates. You know, the ones who signed the "bipartisan" Infrastructure Act and that other " Community" garbage they are using to trample our liberties.

I'm sure that association will do wonders for Nitpicky Haley.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2023 12:39 PM (JSd3U)

223 If Haley becomes the nominee, I'm voting for Biden or whoever else the Dem is. It's better to have an enemy on the other side than in your own bunk.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 15, 2023 12:26 PM (htJYU)
********
Biden has ruined this country and besides he could be appointing a new SCOTUS.
Illegals will be running this country if he gets another 4 yrs.
It will be mandatory to buy an EV, pronoun usage will be required and kids will be forced to read porn starting at age 2.
Do not vote for any Democrat.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2023 12:39 PM (NpAcC)

224 I'm very much against the anonymity of bloggers and social media. I just hate it and I think it's really cowardly.
Ice T
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2023 12:38 PM (enJYY)
++++
Says the guy with a pseudonym. I am sure I could find his real name if I wanted to, but whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:39 PM (d04cU)

225 What's the diff between a "wine aunt" and a "wine mom?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:22 PM (JrojV)


If it's aunt by marriage then it's not incest. So PornHub assures me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 12:39 PM (1Z8zZ)

226 While you're at it, Nikki, I want the names of everyone in our "national security agencies" who participated in the J6 kerfuffle.

Posted by: Zek at November 15, 2023 12:39 PM (5FPX4)

227 Hey some sorry sum bitch killed a twenty something girl that was a tech at St Judes Hospital in Texas..

"This I do not forgive"! -Don Corleone

Posted by: Zombie Bill Dana at November 15, 2023 12:39 PM (OtsIW)

228 I really get the sense that the GOPe is out to just grift as hard as possible from their donors. It's the only path they have now since they're not people with visions of governance

..

Wtf

Posted by: Speaker Johnson Ryan Boehener at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (wJTgt)

229 I'm going to name my Christmas tree this year as Amy Winehouse.

Because it's gonna die and leave needles all over the house.
Posted by: rickb223

I LOLd
Posted by: Tex Lovera
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[insert monkey-at-drums rimshot GIF here]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (krqg6)

230 Sure, but Gen-Z isn't in power and won't be for 20 years (if ever - it could be frozen out just like X was).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (d04cU)

That's true, but I think it's a sign of a cultural shift.

The left is especially reactive to what the "kids" think.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (mj0Qp)

231 >>Have you not read The Kama Sutra?

Why yes, yes I have.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)

232 159 this is why i continue to use cp/m. my integrated circuits aren't in deep with big *anything*.
Posted by: anachronda, totally not a russian bot at November 15, 2023 12:28 PM (oY6Yp)
++++
CP/M - the brainchild of Gary Kildall, the owner of Intergalactic Digital Research?

"Intergalactic" is pretty big reach, bub!


well, it's not like it's universal or anything.

Posted by: anachronda, totally not a russian bot at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (oY6Yp)

233 I wonder if blowback on the porn ban is the real reason for the VA state elections going the Dem's way.

I doubt it. The "ban" is nothing more than attempting to keep those who are underage from viewing porn.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (I/Qkd)

234 European leftists have slowly been moving to ban porn. And unlikely American efforts they will likely have success as Europe is much more authoritarian then the US and the left is behind it

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (XqcwY)

235 Wasn't Nimrod a great hunter according to the Bible ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (bs+z0)

Yes; In the bible he is mentioned as a great hunter in Genesis 10 and the great grandson of Noah. I'm not sure how we went from the usage of Nimrod as a great hunter to meaning a socially awkward dolt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (RSbhh)

236 > 198 Who bitch dis is?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (qEcv1)

I remember that. The grammatical error spoiled it a bit, though.

As we all know, it should've been "Who bitch dis be?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (W5ArC)

237 Have you not read The Kama Sutra?


I just look at the pictures.

Posted by: at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (aD39U)

238 If Haley becomes the nominee, I'm writing in Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (JSd3U)

239 228 I really get the sense that the GOPe is out to just grift as hard as possible from their donors. It's the only path they have now since they're not people with visions of governance

..

Wtf
Posted by: Speaker Johnson Ryan Boehener at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (wJTgt)

========

Mea culpa.

"Do what Democrats want while saying things the Republican base likes" is certainly one kind of vision.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

240 Funny thing is, it turns out Alexander Hamilton, John Jay, and James Madison were in fact a threat to National Security. England's...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 15, 2023 12:41 PM (k6uu5)

241 Is it just coincidence that the two most annoying GOP candidates are Indian?
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (xPl2J)


I am NOT Indian and I am BOTH of the two most annoying GOP candidates. -- Chris Christie

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 12:41 PM (1Z8zZ)

242 Nimrod (masculine): A total loser
- see also feminine: Nimarata
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 15, 2023 12:31 PM (w9Wax)

Wasn't Nimrod a great hunter according to the Bible ?
Posted by: It's me donna


Yes. The reason it became synonymous with "loser," or so I've read, is that, in the Warner Brothers cartoons, Bugs Bunny would sometimes pat Elmer Fudd on the head and say "Poor little Nimrod." Bugs was referring to Fudd as a hunter, but, since none of the kids watching it would've known that usage of the word, they just assumed it was a term of derision, and began using it as such.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:41 PM (JrojV)

243 That's true, but I think it's a sign of a cultural shift.

The left is especially reactive to what the "kids" think.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (mj0Qp)
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Yes, it is. But I don't think we'll see a state-supported - even tangentially - rollback of easy access to online porno any time soon. Cultural shift is possible, but I don't think a policy shift is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:41 PM (d04cU)

244 I'm very much against the anonymity of bloggers and social media. I just hate it and I think it's really cowardly.
Ice T
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2023 12:38 PM (enJYY)
++++
Says the guy with a pseudonym. I am sure I could find his real name if I wanted to, but whatever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Who? Ice T - Tracy Marrow? IMDb gives him up in the first sentence of his bio.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:41 PM (nWPLh)

245 156 Honestly… I might be wrong but I just assume it’s already the case I don’t have anonymity even here. Now probably most of you have no idea who I am or my real name, but NSA Bob knows everything I post and where I live probably. I’m sometimes tempted to go back to 1991 and simply chuck my phone out the window and live without one….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 15, 2023 12:32 PM (qfVDK)

While all this is true...they can't admit that they do, so none of your posts will get you in trouble in a legal sense. They can only be used for blackmail.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 15, 2023 12:41 PM (exHjb)

246 If Nikki is the nominee, I'm bugging out to my fortress of solitude and waiting for the rapture.


Posted by: Archer at November 15, 2023 12:41 PM (gmo/4)

247 Im sure Boeing feels good about appointing her to their board though

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 12:41 PM (CIS44)

248 Haley has an accounting degree from Clemson. Post college she worked at a recycling company and then kept the books for her family's clothing business.

After that, she Chamber of Commerced her way into politics like every other GOP drone from Central Casting.





Posted by: Azathoth at November 15, 2023 12:42 PM (wb1YC)

249 Also, I got 24 hours in Twitter jail for saying "Stick a fork in her, she's done".

It changes a man...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 15, 2023 12:42 PM (k6uu5)

250
I'll get you, my pretties, and your anonymous user names, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2023 12:42 PM (xG4kz)

251 Good thing male leaders have no faults and never do anything stupid.
Posted by: Virginia at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (I/Qkd)

Putin, Zelinskyy, Hamas leadership, Biden, Obama and Jimmy Carter agree wholeheartedly with you, Virginia.

🤣

Posted by: Just Lily at November 15, 2023 12:42 PM (052pT)

252 Yes, it is. But I don't think we'll see a state-supported - even tangentially - rollback of easy access to online porno any time soon. Cultural shift is possible, but I don't think a policy shift is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Not by the actions of 18-19 yr olds filming themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:42 PM (nWPLh)

253
++++
Says the guy with a pseudonym. I am sure I could find his real name if I wanted to, but whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:39 PM


LOL. I hadn't thought of that but you nailed it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2023 12:42 PM (enJYY)

254 Social Media is a disease, and Nikki Haley is a carrier.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2023 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

255 Yes; In the bible he is mentioned as a great hunter in Genesis 10 and the great grandson of Noah. I'm not sure how we went from the usage of Nimrod as a great hunter to meaning a socially awkward dolt.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Bugs calling Elmer a Nimrod

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 12:42 PM (CIS44)

256 Texas needs to send all its illegals to the congressional districts of the eight RINOs who voted not to impeach Mayorkas.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2023 12:24 PM (CecP5)


Have you considered applying to be one of Wheel's advisors?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 12:43 PM (1Z8zZ)

257 I knew who Nimrod was when I watched Bugs as a child. There used to be this thing called Sunday School.

Posted by: fd at November 15, 2023 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

258 European leftists have slowly been moving to ban porn. And unlikely American efforts they will likely have success as Europe is much more authoritarian then the US and the left is behind it

Oh, please, please, please.

Posted by: Your local 7-11, dusting off the dirty mag rack at November 15, 2023 12:43 PM (I/Qkd)

259 Haley has an accounting degree from Clemson.


How does a Lexington girl go so wrong?

Posted by: Drop Table() at November 15, 2023 12:43 PM (aD39U)

260 Bugs Bunny spotted Fudd and said to the audience "Let a load of Nimrod here." That's why it's a term for idiot, not amazing hunter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2023 12:43 PM (44ww/)

261 I am NOT Indian and I am BOTH of the two most annoying GOP candidates. -- Chris Christie
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

You mean you ate them

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 12:43 PM (NYPII)

262 Look you liberty lovers, you are all just toxic white males.

Posted by: Niki Box Cabernet Wine at November 15, 2023 12:43 PM (17s+e)

263 Puttalika. Hindi for puppet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (R4t5M)

264 How does a Lexington girl go so wrong?
Posted by: Drop Table() at November 15, 2023 12:43 PM (aD39U)
++++
I am sure it has something to do with horses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (d04cU)

265 Nikki has a daughter, which led to the exchange between her and Vivek where she called him scum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

266 260 Bugs Bunny spotted Fudd and said to the audience "Let a load of Nimrod here." That's why it's a term for idiot, not amazing hunter.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2023 12:43 PM (44ww/)

So a cartoon has more sway than the Bible

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (bs+z0)

267 Way Joey Bidet is handling things,

Gen Z is going to inherit the landscape of "A Boy and His Dog." If they are lucky.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (rinSM)

268 199 Here's a question. Does she think everyone on the internet is American? Does she thing that Russia, or China, or Iran, can't come up with fake people to assign to their bots?

no, she thinks that if russian bots have to identify themselves on twitter, they'll be forced to go away. and she doesn't care what they say about her on vkontakte.

Posted by: anachronda, totally not a russian bot at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (oY6Yp)

269 You have to appreciate that Haley sounds like every person in the GOP, especially the Senate, every party member hates.

Haley would be "Jeb Bush with a vagina" if only Jeb Bush didn't have a vagina too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (guGkK)

270 Also, I got 24 hours in Twitter jail for saying "Stick a fork in her, she's done".

It changes a man...



Pfffffft.

Posted by: Veterans of the barrel at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (I/Qkd)

271 Haley has an accounting degree from Clemson.


How does a Lexington girl go so wrong?
Posted by: Drop Table()


Wrong turn at Albuquerque?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (nWPLh)

272 Bugs Bunny also came up with "maroon" ... which I greatly appreciate

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (ZV+pB)

273 Nikki has a daughter, which led to the exchange between her and Vivek where she called him scum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden a

an adult married daughter. Fair game to me.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (CIS44)

274 Chris Christie is only running so he can eat at the GOP's generous buffets. When the food runs out, he'll be gone and doing commercials for Golden Corral.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (JSd3U)

275 BBC forced to apologize for claiming IDF were targeting medical teams and Arab speakers at al-Shifa hospital.

https://is.gd/Y9DcDb

Posted by: bonhomme at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (0N1h0)

276 Funny thing is, it turns out Alexander Hamilton, John Jay, and James Madison were in fact a threat to National Security. England's...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 15, 2023 12:41 PM (k6uu5)


i'm going to take this as acknowledgement that I did, in fact, post.

Posted by: Publius at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (CnLzB)

277 Nikki Haley is a living embodiment of that lizard people at a cocktail party meme.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (i4S1+)

278 While all this is true...they can't admit that they do, so none of your posts will get you in trouble in a legal sense. They can only be used for blackmail.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 15, 2023 12:41 PM (exHjb)

Might want to check the case of the Anonymous guy on Twitter, who is going to jail for 10 years for reposting a meme about Hillary Clinton.

He was doxed by a reporter... then Federal charges.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (xaFKb)

279 I'm not sure how we went from the usage of Nimrod as a great hunter to meaning a socially awkward dolt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM (RSbhh)


He was the King that angered God by building the tower of Babel, which caused God to confound all the people of the earth to speak different languages.

Posted by: Archer at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (gmo/4)

280 Two of Haley's GOP primary opponents -- entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis -- blasted her proposal.

-

Wait, is it this same Haley-Curious Ron Desantis?

---

LOL.

Insider Corner @insiderscorner 6h
BREAKING: Ron DeSantis responds to a potential "DeSantis-Haley" or "Haley-DeSantis" ticket

"The only tickets that are in the future are with DeSantis at the top. I have no interest at being the number 2. Respectfully."

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 14, 2023 08:17 PM (krqg6)

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (DxFDO)

281 Haley represents the wing of GOPe intelligentsia that believes if they can re-capture the suburban female demographic they lost with Trump, then everything can go back to the way it was in 2006.

What they don't understand is that the GOP is actually fine with MARRIED women. It's the single gals that have gone hard left, and they ain't coming back for Haley or anyone else. And we all need to say it together - "Good Riddance"

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at November 15, 2023 12:46 PM (fMk/q)

282 274 Chris Christie is only running so he can eat at the GOP's generous buffets. When the food runs out, he'll be gone and doing commercials for Golden Corral.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (JSd3U)

I believe he's been banned from there

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 12:46 PM (bs+z0)

283 Here's a question. Does she think everyone on the internet is American? Does she thing that Russia, or China, or Iran, can't come up with fake people to assign to their bots?


LOL. China has a billion three. Even if they used their real names, good luck finding them.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:46 PM (nWPLh)

284 an adult married daughter. Fair game to me.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (CIS44)



Grass on the field, play ball.

Posted by: Sleepy Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:46 PM (aD39U)

285 278 While all this is true...they can't admit that they do, so none of your posts will get you in trouble in a legal sense. They can only be used for blackmail.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 15, 2023 12:41 PM (exHjb)

Might want to check the case of the Anonymous guy on Twitter, who is going to jail for 10 years for reposting a meme about Hillary Clinton.

He was doxed by a reporter... then Federal charges.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (xaFKb)

BUT NOT doxxed by NSA Bob - we were talking about the NSA knowing all of us - if a reporter figures you out...well, it wasn't the NSA...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 15, 2023 12:46 PM (exHjb)

286 Speaking of power hungry wine-aunts, never forget:

We finally got our Covid cherries popped. Myself, and my 84 year old mother. So far she seems to be doing better than I am. As far as I know, this is the first time we've had it. Fortunately, we're all fully vaxxed and have had the latest booster, so hopefully it won't be a big deal.

The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all. they make the disease milder and prevent need for a ventilator or hospitalization, greatly lowering the mortality rate. Stick with DU; you’ll learn a lot.

It's the difference between having covid and dying from covid. The vaccine makes it less deadly. Read a little about REAL science.

Yes, the vaccines and boosters don't prevent transmission as well as I wish they did.

Got it about a year ago, not very severe. more like a bad cold and feeling pretty tired. we keep up on the boosters, and wearing masks in most indoor settings. If I don't catch a bad case I'll consider the vaccine to be working. It seems impossible to be totally safe while living a life that remotely resembles normal.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (NCgXW)

287 Checkout that bitch with the Mortadella Arms, behind Nikki Haley.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (E/EBH)

288 I would love for someone to ask Haley on live interview who she thinks has the most pseudonyms on social media, the Left or the Right.

I'd bet you a crisp 20 she thinks it's the folks on the Right.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (wb1YC)

289
an adult married daughter. Fair game to me.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (CIS44)



In PJW's latest video, he uses footage of a young girl making TikTok dancing videos and she looks of young teenage years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

290 Memes and blogs in the XXIst are what pamphlets were to the XVIIIth.

Thos. Paine wrote under the pseudonym "Common Sense" --as did most of the Founders and those who inspired them. But I suppose that's her point.

Posted by: Zek at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (5FPX4)

291 Cvnt says what?

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (YofvK)

292 Chris Christie is only running so he can eat at the GOP's generous buffets. When the food runs out, he'll be gone and doing commercials for Golden Corral.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (JSd3U)

I believe he's been banned from there
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 12:46 PM (bs+z0)


The Chocolate Fountain Incident will not soon be forgotten.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (guGkK)

293 > Haley would be "Jeb Bush with a vagina" if only Jeb Bush didn't have a vagina too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (guGkK)

"Jeb Bush with a non-surgical vagina"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (W5ArC)

294
I'm still in Facebook jail for posting a meme in support of the hostages that the barbarians stole out of their homes.

PS: I don't use Facebook for anything but research about Facebook. It's good to know your enemies methods.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (enJYY)

295 233 I doubt it. The "ban" is nothing more than attempting to keep those who are underage from viewing porn.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 15, 2023 12:40 PM


The age verificatiion requires me to submit to:
1- my phone camera being used to estimate my age
2- have a 3rd party verify my age

Yeah, no way am I giving my face and name to a site. It's a fucking de facto ban for a lot of people.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (lqvOK)

296 Posted by: Archer at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (gmo/4

Well, yes, but that wouldn't make him socially awkward. That would make him prideful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (RSbhh)

297 >>> Why yes, yes I have.
~~~~~

Of course. Of course, you have.

Posted by: IrishEi with yet another new laptop at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (3ImbR)

298 Sure let do the "National security" thing, but first:

Lets see the Epstein fllight logs
Lets see the J6 tapes
Let see that special congressional account used to pay off sexual abuse.

wine auntie indeed

Posted by: ET at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (rmwoS)

299 Bugs was referring to Fudd as a hunter, but, since none of the kids watching it would've known that usage of the word, they just assumed it was a term of derision, and began using it as such.

That's interesting and it seems to fit the usage. FWIW, "Fudd" is also the derisive term by pro-2As for the useful idiots who say things like "I hunt and own guns but nobody needs an AR-15."

Posted by: Oddbob at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (nfrXX)

300 BUT NOT doxxed by NSA Bob - we were talking about the NSA knowing all of us - if a reporter figures you out...well, it wasn't the NSA...
Posted by: Nova Local a

Or was it....

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 12:48 PM (CIS44)

301 ... The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all. they make the disease milder and prevent need for a ventilator or hospitalization, greatly lowering the mortality rate. Stick with DU; you’ll learn a lot.

It's the difference between having covid and dying from covid. The vaccine makes it less deadly. Read a little about REAL science.

Yes, the vaccines and boosters don't prevent transmission as well as I wish they did. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (NCgXW)
++++
I am glad I don't know these people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:48 PM (d04cU)

302 >> Have you not read The Kama Sutra?

I just looked at the pictures.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 15, 2023 12:48 PM (w9Wax)

303 Bugs Bunny also came up with "maroon" ... which I greatly appreciate

What an Im-Bess'-ul!

Posted by: Archimedes at November 15, 2023 12:48 PM (I/Qkd)

304 Wine aunt!!🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2023 12:48 PM (yoSgP)

305 Hopefully this tanks her campaign for President.

I'm not sure how much more tanking her campaign has in it. This move strikes me as being a suggestion from McCarthy who told her that doing this would have the Democrats have her back. He always knows what moves will get them on board.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 12:48 PM (1Z8zZ)

306 >>The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all. they make the disease milder and prevent need for a ventilator or hospitalization, greatly lowering the mortality rate.


Then that is NOT a vaccine, yo.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2023 12:48 PM (E/EBH)

307 272 Bugs Bunny also came up with "maroon" ... which I greatly appreciate

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (ZV+pB)

My favorite Bugs insult was "what a ta ra ra goondeeay"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 15, 2023 12:48 PM (wtvvX)

308 Haley would be "Jeb Bush with a vagina" if only Jeb Bush didn't have a vagina too.

***

The only difference between those two is a lightly used gym membership.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 15, 2023 12:48 PM (wb1YC)

309 @163 TheJamesMadison-The GOPe see's the party the same way it did after Reagan. Say the words, throw a few bones to the consecrative base. Get elected then shit the bed and offer a hundred and one excuses as to why the weren't able to do X, Y or Z.

After Trump it'll be all the same shit Trump campaigned on with the same outcome I mentioned above. Conservatives are good but gullible people. All some career politician has to do is say all the right conservative buzzwords, sound edgy and passionate about it and conservatives go weak at the knee's, fall in love and "this is the ONE!!!"

However 2024 pans out, lets face it no one has a clue and we're all guessing I will never vote for a Republican again. Anyone attaching themselves to this party is automatically suspect. I feel this way about Trump, DeSantis and Ramaswamy too. Tying the albatross that is the Republican Party around your neck tells me you're not as serious as I'd like you to be. In fact you might even be completely full of shit.

Posted by: JROD at November 15, 2023 12:48 PM (IlL6s)

310 BBC forced to apologize for claiming IDF were targeting medical teams and Arab speakers at al-Shifa hospital.

https://is.gd/Y9DcDb
Posted by: bonhomme at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (0N1h0)



Government managed news broadcasts can suck an infected donkey dick in Mexico.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

311 > The Chocolate Fountain Incident will not soon be forgotten.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (guGkK)

He jumped right in and the resultant tsunami took out a good portion of Bayonne, as I recall, with collateral damage as far away as Brooklyn.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2023 12:49 PM (W5ArC)

312 >> Bugs Bunny also came up with "maroon"


Everything I know I learned from Looney Tunes.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2023 12:49 PM (E/EBH)

313 Dot Head Hillary. It sickens me.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 15, 2023 12:49 PM (nnp+f)

314 286 The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all. they make the disease milder and prevent need for a ventilator or hospitalization, greatly lowering the mortality rate. Stick with DU; you’ll learn a lot.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (NCgXW)

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Holy shit...they think ventilators work with covid cases?

Out of all of the shit you've brought us (gloriously, delirious shit, I might add), this might take the cake.

Everyone knew by the end of 2020 at the latest that ventilators made things worse. Fewer people acknowledged that it was just an attack line against Trump and the American medical system, designed to advance the calls for single payer since Europe had more, but whatever.

It's been known for years that ventilators actively made cases worse, and they're still clinging to it. And, on top of that, they're all smug about how DU is in the know of things.

Glorious. Thank you so much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

315 Christie is claiming he has made the donor level and support level (6% - kinda unbelievable) in 2 polls that matter for the Dec debates...so we'll have 4 in if he does. 5 if Trump ever bothers...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 15, 2023 12:49 PM (exHjb)

316 It shocks me that people still talk about the Wuhan Flu. I haven’t thought about it in easily 2 years. Closer to 3.

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 12:49 PM (YofvK)

317 The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all. they make the disease milder and prevent need for a ventilator or hospitalization, greatly lowering the mortality rate. Stick with DU; you’ll learn a lot.



That's not how vaccines work.
You'll learn a lot. After you are dead.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:49 PM (nWPLh)

318 As if the NSA doesn't already know who "anonymous" internet commenters are.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 15, 2023 12:49 PM (xT7BI)

319 It's so hard to tell that all the GOPe donors moved to Haley's campaign.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2023 12:50 PM (JSd3U)

320 Bugs Bunny also came up with "maroon" ... which I greatly appreciate

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (ZV+pB)



Which lead to good times every time the Anaheim Ducks came to town as they had a player with 'MAROON' proudly displayed on his back.

"What a Maroon!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

321 NH just another SELF SERVING ASSHOLE.
Old and Busted SDSU
New Hotness SDSTFU

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 15, 2023 12:50 PM (OtsIW)

322 Hopefully this tanks her campaign for President.
-

?

She's the candidate.

The GOPe is waiting for Trump to destroy DeSantis, then they'll disown Trump because he was charged with saying p*ssy or whatever, and say that those types of criminals can't run for president.

Haley is as good as the nominee.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 12:50 PM (DxFDO)

323 The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all. they make the disease milder and prevent need for a ventilator or hospitalization, greatly lowering the mortality rate. Stick with DU; you’ll learn a lot.

Then: The Vaccines stop the spread

Now: Anyone says we ever claimed the vaccines stopped the spread is lying.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2023 12:50 PM (XqcwY)

324 197 M

What did you think of that video?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (rinSM)

Super great. I've sent it out to lots of people!

https://www.youtube.com/
c/WWIIUSBombers

(review of Masters of the Air trailer)

Posted by: m at November 15, 2023 12:50 PM (30MvH)

325 The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all. they make the disease milder and prevent need for a ventilator or hospitalization, greatly lowering the mortality rate.

***

Yes, I've had several light cases of polio in my life.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 15, 2023 12:50 PM (wb1YC)

326 Bugs Bunny also came up with "maroon" ... which I greatly appreciate

What an Im-Bess'-ul!

Posted by: Archimedes at November 15, 2023 12:48 PM (I/Qkd)


Bugs Bunny (1939 - 1956) is a great teacher. The modern stuff is crap.

Posted by: Archer at November 15, 2023 12:50 PM (gmo/4)

327 She was sorta cute 15 years ago.

Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 12:50 PM (X0I7i)

328 >>The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all. they make the disease milder and prevent need for a ventilator or hospitalization, greatly lowering the mortality rate. Stick with DU; you’ll learn a lot.


hahahahahahaha

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2023 12:50 PM (ZLI7S)

329 Somewhere, a motel is missing its night manager.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 12:50 PM (TNUKB)

330 286 It's the difference between having covid and dying from covid. The vaccine makes it less deadly. Read a little about REAL science.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 15, 2023 12:47 PM (NCgXW)

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They literally have no idea that covid deaths actually kept up after the release of the vaccines, do they?

Of course, to acknowledge that would be to ask two things: are the vaccines effective? or Are the covid death numbers wrong?

To ask those questions seriously for them would burn a few brain cells to the ground.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

331 Yeah, I'll get right on that sugartits

Posted by: Heywood Jablome at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (20QlO)

332 Hawker Siddeley Nimrod - Wikipedia
The Hawker Siddeley Nimrod is a retired maritime patrol aircraft developed and operated by the United Kingdom. It was an extensive modification of the de Havilland Comet, the world's first operational jet airliner.

BAE Systems Nimrod MRA4 - Wikipedia
BAE Systems Nimrod MRA4 The BAE Systems Nimrod MRA4 was a planned maritime patrol and attack aircraft intended to replace the Hawker Siddeley Nimrod MR2.

NIMROD, THE MIGHTY HUNTER
Howard Cook
Arguably the most beautiful biplanes ever built [By the British - Ed.] and the most famous aircraft serving with Commonwealth forces between the wars were the classic silver Hawker biplanes. The “family” of biplanes started in 1928 with the first flight of the Hawker Hart which was destined to be the new day bomber for the RAF. The Hart’s aesthetic lines were due to the new Rolls Royce Kestrel liquid-cooled V-12 engine. The Hart’s introduction into the RAF had created a situation where a day bomber was faster than fighters in service at the time. Its success led to the development of new types and derivatives based on this exceptional design.
=====
There you go, you HQ Einsteins!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (krqg6)

333 The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all.

-

Nyquil is a vaccine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (DxFDO)

334 I see a Trump/Haley ticket in the making!

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (yoSgP)

335 325 Posted by: Azathoth at November 15, 2023 12:50 PM (wb1YC)

My light case of TB was awesome, we should sell it as a diet aid.

//Pfizer

Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (X0I7i)

336 what did Musk say? That she should stop pretending she's running for office?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (roPuI)

337 She reported me for bullying, which was absurd and FB canceled me.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2023 12:29 PM (NpAcC)


Under my proposal, you could also be fired, lose any/all government benefits, and be physically harassed as the science denier that you are. Vote Nikki! -- Nikki!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (1Z8zZ)

338 We Need a Billion Ventilators!

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (E/EBH)

339 325 The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all. they make the disease milder and prevent need for a ventilator or hospitalization, greatly lowering the mortality rate.


That's not what Biden said

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (bs+z0)

340 Maybe Nikki would extend her excellent idea and allow us to identify anyone voting against her.

Then, of course, we arrest them under the "Douglass Mackey Statute" and use their organs for someone more deserving.

Posted by: Chairman Xi at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (8ntUr)

341 It shocks me that people still talk about the Wuhan Flu. I haven’t thought about it in easily 2 years. Closer to 3.
Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 12:49 PM (YofvK)



I think I had the latest variant a week or 2 ago. Still have a slight cough. Didn't test. Didn't go to the Dr. Didn't care.

Felt shitty for a day, got better, now just have a cough.

WuFlu is a pussy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

342 Aunt Flo > Aunt Nikki

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (R/m4+)

343 309 However 2024 pans out, lets face it no one has a clue and we're all guessing I will never vote for a Republican again. Anyone attaching themselves to this party is automatically suspect. I feel this way about Trump, DeSantis and Ramaswamy too. Tying the albatross that is the Republican Party around your neck tells me you're not as serious as I'd like you to be. In fact you might even be completely full of shit.
Posted by: JROD at November 15, 2023 12:48 PM (IlL6s)

=======

My only hope for 2024 is that the cheat is so over the top and obvious that the people rise up in revolt in several key states.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

344 Having actually been a body guard for a couple of Adult Actresses, and met many more, I can tell you that they are almost all politically conservative.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2023 12:52 PM (CecP5)

345 Haley would be "Jeb Bush with a vagina" if only Jeb Bush didn't have a vagina too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (guGkK)
........

She also is not married to a midget.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2023 12:52 PM (v0R5T)

346 Apart from many, many other issues, "Covid" in any functional sense resembling the original virus or its mutations as existed in 2020 or 2021 has simply ceased to exist.

Anyone who simply applies the word-label "Covid" to the prevalent and forseeable strains, to imply a similar lethality of the virus now, as compared to 2020-201, is a submoron.

Posted by: Zek at November 15, 2023 12:52 PM (5FPX4)

347 Nimrod >>>>> Ninny > Nincompoop

Posted by: Muldoon at November 15, 2023 12:52 PM (991eG)

348 Between NSA and Five Eyes and the Google connections, BigGov can find the real name of any anonymous meme or comment. Then Nikki could just keep Wray and Garland on to vigourously prosecuteWrongThink

Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2023 12:52 PM (Cus5s)

349 I don't use Facebook for anything but research about Facebook. It's good to know your enemies methods.

I left Facebook after His Fraudulency was installed. Not safe, and not anonymous.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 15, 2023 12:52 PM (k6uu5)

350 313 Dot Head Hillary. It sickens me.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 15, 2023 12:49 PM (nnp+f)

No You Di'int !

Heh

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 15, 2023 12:52 PM (OtsIW)

351 Having actually been a body guard for a couple of Adult Actresses, and met many more, I can tell you that they are almost all politically conservative.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2023 12:52 PM (CecP5)



They want to keep the fruit of their labors.

Posted by: at November 15, 2023 12:53 PM (aD39U)

352 I still see the frightened little COVID bunnies scurrying around with their faces all masked up. I have raised the lowly eyeroll to performance art.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 12:53 PM (guGkK)

353 Sexy Skeksi Little Nikki Haley

Posted by: Marooned at November 15, 2023 12:53 PM (kt8QE)

354 Okay, Nikki.

My name is "Ivan Gottasecret".

Oh, wait, it's actually "John Doe-Smith".

No, that's not right. It's "Ima Pseudonym". That's it!!

Bonus points to the Moron or 'Ette who can tell us the book I stole those names from.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 15, 2023 12:53 PM (PljRb)

355 I'm so glad I got my vaccine shot. I was getting tired of the recurring smallpox events.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:53 PM (nWPLh)

356 Vivek - Haley dot on dot war is fun to watch

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 12:53 PM (NYPII)

357 I believe he's been banned from there
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023
*
The Chocolate Fountain Incident will not soon be forgotten.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023


***
Chris Christie: the Homer Simpson of American politics

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 12:53 PM (J2vNu)

358 I got kicked off Twitter for posting and commenting on an article about a Trannie who committed a murder. And said basically that this mental illness can be violent...or something.

I'm a better person without it. i can get ragey and shit.

Posted by: Big Louie Cannoli at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (FjYaO)

359 I think I had the latest variant a week or 2 ago. Still have a slight cough. Didn't test. Didn't go to the Dr. Didn't care



So, a cold.

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (YofvK)

360 I want an index fund tied to Nancy Pelosi's investments, but that is not allowed either.
What a corporatist, swap monster, war mongering tool.
No, I wouldn't vote for her over Biden.

Posted by: Jimmy Mcnulty at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (m7IZx)

361 What is her exact demographic?

Ace says wine moms, I'd say yes but what men (with any testosterone) and brain cells would be excited to vote for her?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (JeYYB)

362 And isn't the proper term "Whine Mom"?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (CecP5)

363 Chris Christie: the Homer Simpson of American politics
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere a

Hey Homer Simpson is entertaining

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (CIS44)

364 During her 2011–2017 gubernatorial term, Haley vetoed 50 bills, 24 (48%) of which were overridden by the state legislature.

Assuming SC is a reasonably red state, doesn't that seem bad?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (1Z8zZ)

365 Vivek - Haley dot on dot war is fun to watch
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 12:53 PM (NYPII)



The video someone did where they were bickering back and forth at the first debate, dubbed over with the Indian accent was high comedy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

366 Pron Queens come in two camps the wrecks and the businesswomen....I have guarded them as well in the 90s.

The wrecks are almost all donks, and the businesswomen are almost all libertarians at worst and republicans at best.

Mimi Miyagi was a cagey businesswoman.

Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (X0I7i)

367 That's not what Biden said

Its also not what the official testing data Pfizer and Moderna submitted said.

Biden is an idiot but he was saying what the government and pharma companies said.

Now you might ask how they could submit official data saying the clot shot stops the spread when it obviously does not...right?

Several whistleblowers have come forward and said the data submitted was faked. And they saw it done.

Meanwhile Bitch McConnell is STILL telling OTHER people to get the clot shot

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (XqcwY)

368 My name is "Ivan Gottasecret".

Oh, wait, it's actually "John Doe-Smith".

No, that's not right. It's "Ima Pseudonym". That's it!!

Bonus points to the Moron or 'Ette who can tell us the book I stole those names from.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 15, 2023


***
The "Ivan Gottasecret" sounds damn familiar. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 12:55 PM (J2vNu)

369 Someone on Nextdoor accused me of having them suspended. I’m like dude you’re a leftist freak, so freaky that even the leftists moderators think you’re too much. Which then got me suspended for a week. 🤣

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 12:55 PM (YofvK)

370
Hey Homer Simpson is entertaining
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (CIS44)



Was....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

371 What is her exact demographic?

Ace says wine moms, I'd say yes but what men (with any testosterone) and brain cells would be excited to vote for her?
Posted by: Seems Legit

Dylan Mulvaney.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:55 PM (nWPLh)

372 Not everyone who uses a pseudonym on the Internet is ashamed of what they're saying.

For example, my commentary is so brilliant, nay world-changing, that I don't want my fans trampling my front yard or singing songs of praise outside my bedroom window at all hours of the night.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 15, 2023 12:55 PM (991eG)

373 345 Haley would be "Jeb Bush with a vagina" if only Jeb Bush didn't have a vagina too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (guGkK)
------

hhhahahahaahha

It's funny because it's true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 12:55 PM (JeYYB)

374 So the only fake accounts will be from the Deep State and Politicians... sounds like an Internet I want to see

Posted by: bang-a-gong at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (Kl2BE)

375 She reported me for bullying, which was absurd and FB canceled me.

Posted by: redridinghood

--

Convincing Americans to embrace the "zero tolerance" of bullying silliness of the early 2000s was one of the most brilliant things I've ever seen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (DxFDO)

376 When a pre-therapeutic (not a vaccine) will not stop transmission, there is simply zero, ethically-defensible basis for a mandate. Full stop.

Posted by: Zek at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (5FPX4)

377 This might inspire me to change my Twitter handle to 'Nikki Haley's wine stained sweater' or some such.

Posted by: fluffy at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (86W+h)

378 Hey Homer Simpson is entertaining
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (CIS44)


Was....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Bi

fair . .. . going by the episodes I still watch which is like 20 years ago at the newest

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (CIS44)

379 Proposal regarding Congressional investments:

1. They must be reported immediately in a publicly available site.
2. They do not actually execute until 5 business days after the intended transaction becomes public.
3. When they do execute, they execute at the prices on day 5, not day 1.

Bypassing these rules leads to death by exile.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

380 I guess Nikki Haley has all the campaign stash she needs for a lifetime.. Toast, Done, Kaput!
Says It’s Time to Raise the Retirement Age to Reflect on Life Expectancy GP

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (OtsIW)

381
The wrecks are almost all donks, and the businesswomen are almost all libertarians at worst and republicans at best.

Mimi Miyagi was a cagey businesswoman.
Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (X0I7i)



* Jenna Jameson has entered the chat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

382 6 Theory:

Nikki knows she has no shot and is just saying this to appease a donor who promised her an extra $50 if she made the effort public.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:14 PM (GBKbO)
----
I thought it was $20, same as in town ....!

Posted by: Ciampino - someone here liberated some emanations at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (qfLjt)

383 Why the need for the dot jokes? It’s dumb. And doesn’t help counter the “Republicans are all white supremacists” shit.

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (YofvK)

384 The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all. they make the disease milder and prevent need for a ventilator or hospitalization, greatly lowering the mortality rate. Stick with DU; you’ll learn a lot.
_________________

Even if it was true, it is not a valid public health concern. Public health is not, or at least was not, about protecting people from making decisions that adversevely affect only their own health.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (/6iLE)

385 339 325 The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all. they make the disease milder and prevent need for a ventilator or hospitalization, greatly lowering the mortality rate.

That's not what Biden said
Posted by: It's me donna

C'mon, man! I don't even remember what I said about COVID...or anything more than 20 minutes ago. I just read the scripts they give me so Jill doesn't beat me. Heck, I've been on all sides of most issues at some time or another...

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (NCgXW)

386 This will have an amusing consequence when it happens. There is only one type of online activity where this could justifiably be imposed: pornography. There, identity verification (well, age verification, but it's the same thing) is actually arguably correct to require. But the Left is all-in on easy access to porno for people of all ages, so it will be the one thing exempted from the requirement.

The porno sites will become the new social media.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (d04cU)


In fact, I believe that a federal court just ruled that an attempt by California (of all places) to require robust age verification was unconstitutional.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (1Z8zZ)

387 372 Posted by: Muldoon at November 15, 2023 12:55 PM (991eG)

Democrats do not get swatted, they also do not get professionally destroyed for their opinions.

Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (X0I7i)

388 Mimi Miyagi was a cagey businesswoman.


Did she wax on, wax off?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (JrojV)

389 I said what needs to be said about Nikki Haley in the last thread.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (uqzpR)

390 Pron Queens come in two camps



They come in a lotta camps.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (nWPLh)

391 Some people believe Nimrod was a Nephilim. I don't buy that but some people do. Nephilim is a plural word but I have no idea what the singular is.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (g6Ha5)

392
Having actually been a body guard for a couple of Adult Actresses, and met many more, I can tell you that they are almost all politically conservative.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2023


Yeah, when they're being paid a thousand dollars an hour more then the male 'actors', it's a little hard to believe the 78% underpaid statistic.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (enJYY)

393 I keep trying to underestimate her, but she just continues setting the bar lower.

Posted by: spindrift
+++
South Carolina took down the Confederate flag for this bitch?
That's what that was all about. Furthering her national office ambitions. It had nothing to do with racial unity.
Just something for her resume.
She's worse than useless.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (dr4Q1)

394 My wife’s HS teams traded as the maroons. Never have figured that one out. I guess they couldn’t be the Crimson.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (/UtnQ)

395 Vivek went off on Nikki about how she and her family went from broke to multimillionaire with the one simple trick of government employment, or some such.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 15, 2023 12:21 PM (z5vMw)

A classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, eh. Considering that Vivek made his pile with a scam pharma company.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (TNUKB)

396 178 Women should have never been given the right to vote.

I don't care how mean that makes me, you don't have the fortitude to tell trannies to fuck off, your childless German yass kween Merkel is the reason there's an immigrant crisis crushing Europe, you are desperate to be liked by the other mean girls so you'll let babies be killed up to and after 9 months, you are the worst fucking cops ever, just.....just go do some garden work for five years.

Posted by: UwU_Power at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (Rk+j7)

I've been saying that since I was 18 years old (11 years ago). Women seem to be, by their very nature, socialists at best and illogical control freak tyrants with hormonal mood swings at worst.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (yACxx)

397 The left never fear getting cancelled-

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
31m

This is an actual elementary school teacher in
@WhiteCoSchools
. She posted raging rants about hating America, Satan worship, being a drag queen, and calls herself a “certified sl*t.” She also has dark images about k!ll*ng people.


https://tinyurl.com/4cjhmz7b

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (NpAcC)

398 You can take the Indian out of India but you can't take the socialist out of the Indian.

Posted by: Braenyard, the bitchn' bigot at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (HgOxD)

399 [io]
fair . .. . going by the episodes I still watch which is like 20 years ago at the newest
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (CIS44)


The Flaming Moe episode (s?) is/are my favorite.

Don't remember if it was a 2 part episode or not.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

400 I want an index fund tied to Nancy Pelosi's investments, but that is not allowed either.


Oh contraire

NANC

https://bityl.co/MLGn

Posted by: at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (aD39U)

401 The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all. they make the disease milder and prevent need for a ventilator or hospitalization, greatly lowering the mortality rate.
==

So the super geniuses at the DUmp are saying vaccine deniers have been right for the last 60 years?

Or are they just sub 75 IQers?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (17s+e)

402 381 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Tiffany Million as well, the main thing I learned guarding them was their make-up chicks deserve medals.

Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 12:58 PM (X0I7i)

403 Mimi Miyagi was a cagey businesswoman.
Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (X0I7i)

Whack on, whack off

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 15, 2023 12:58 PM (R4t5M)

404 [i Aunt Flo > Aunt Nikki

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (R/m4+)

One of the great HQ unresolved bar arguments from back when is: does Flo from Progressive do anal?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 15, 2023 12:58 PM (CnLzB)

405 Aunt Flo > Aunt Nikki
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM


Nah...she's a progressive, and can't stop bothering me about insurance.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2023 12:58 PM (ZANHd)

406 Aunt Jemima > Aunt Flo > Aunt Nikki

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2023 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

407 5/10 would smash

Posted by: MJ at November 15, 2023 12:58 PM (zwDuR)

408 “ What is her exact demographic?”

I have a couple of LIV conservative-ish friends who think her and Krispy are super awesome. They mean well but they have no clue what’s going in the world. They also thought Jeb was interesting.

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (YofvK)

409 383 Why the need for the dot jokes? It’s dumb. And doesn’t help counter the “Republicans are all white supremacists” shit.
Posted by: Montec

1- I didn't realize policing our language from dumb jokes made such a difference with the Left's and normies' perception of us

2- it doesn't matter what we do or say, they'll always call us istaphobes.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (NCgXW)

410 Why the need for the dot jokes? It’s dumb. And doesn’t help counter the “Republicans are all white supremacists” shit.
Posted by: Montec


It comes from the "dot, not feather" or "feather, not dot" way of differentiating people from the Subcontinent from American Indians.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (JrojV)

411 There is a post up now at Red State that shows Senators Ron Johnson and John Kennedy both have supported ending anonymity. Kennedy even proposed legislation to do it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (xPl2J)

412
Why the need for the dot jokes? It’s dumb.
Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM


I have reservations about making Indian jokes, too.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (enJYY)

413 My name is Iva Bigun

Posted by: Zombie Benny Hill at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (OtsIW)

414 For example, my commentary is so brilliant, nay world-changing, that I don't want my fans trampling my front yard or singing songs of praise outside my bedroom window at all hours of the night.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 15, 2023 12:55 PM (991eG)

*nods agreeingly*

Posted by: Big Louie Cannoli at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (FjYaO)

415 > Nephilim is a plural word but I have no idea what the singular is.

Naphil

Posted by: bonhomme at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (0N1h0)

416 When a pre-therapeutic (not a vaccine) will not stop transmission, there is simply zero, ethically-defensible basis for a mandate. Full stop.

Yep.

I would have liked to say a red state governor introduce an exercise mandate. Since we know being in better shape DOES reduce the danger from COVID.

Force the courts to say you can't make fat bureaucrats exercise but you can make everyone take a poison shot.

But...even the best of the GOP is afraid to really play the game.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (XqcwY)

417 Is it just coincidence that the two most annoying GOP candidates are Indian?
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (xPl2J)

Brahmin Indians do "annoying" real well. It's their hallmark.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (TNUKB)

418 "Even if it was true, it is not a valid public health concern. Public health is not, or at least was not, about protecting people from making decisions that adversevely affect only their own health."

It is as though Covid were an ethics exam designed by God. If child mortality were actually an issue, one MIGHT make a case for mandating for children, who are not mature enough to make their own health decisions. But since children are, statistically, bulletproof, there goes even that, theoretical possible argument.

Posted by: Zek at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (5FPX4)

419 408 “ What is her exact demographic?”

I have a couple of LIV conservative-ish friends who think her and Krispy are super awesome. They mean well but they have no clue what’s going in the world. They also thought Jeb was interesting.
Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (YofvK)

=======

Have I told the story about how I saw him at a campaign event in 2016 and he had missed a belt loop on his pants recently?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

420 One of the great HQ unresolved bar arguments from back when is: does Flo from Progressive do anal?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Yes. On you, with her strap-on.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 15, 2023 01:00 PM (NCgXW)

421

Tiffany Million as well, the main thing I learned guarding them was their make-up chicks deserve medals.
Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 12:58 PM (X0I7i)



Heh.

As it is with a LOT of stage and screen.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

422 382 6 Theory:

Nikki knows she has no shot and is just saying this to appease a donor who promised her an extra $50 if she made the effort public.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:14 PM (GBKbO)
----
I thought it was $20, same as in town ....!
Posted by: Ciampino - someone here liberated some emanations at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (qfLjt)

____________________

I think the same. I'm amazed at her resources. It was a rare week over the last 3 years when I didn't get at least 4 pieces of franking mail from her. She's getting some serious establishment funds. And, since here entering the race it has increased.

Posted by: Orson at November 15, 2023 01:00 PM (dIske)

423 For example, my commentary is so brilliant, nay world-changing, that I don't want my fans trampling my front yard or singing songs of praise outside my bedroom window at all hours of the night.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 15, 2023 12:55 PM (991eG)


I am in that camp as well, my fellow morons and morettes.

Posted by: Archer at November 15, 2023 01:00 PM (gmo/4)

424 One of the great HQ unresolved bar arguments from back when is: does Flo from Progressive do anal?
Posted by: Bandersnatch



She gets paid a million dollars a year.

What do YOU think?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

425 Hey, Homer Simpson is was entertaining
----------
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 01:01 PM (krqg6)

426 1- I didn't realize policing our language from dumb jokes made such a difference with the Left's and normies' perception of us

2- it doesn't matter what we do or say, they'll always call us istaphobes.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (NCgXW)

I’m not saying ban the speech or whatever. I just think it’s counter productive. Like I don’t see leprechaun jokes about McCarthy. Why the need for dot jokes about Vivek or Haley?

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 01:01 PM (YofvK)

427 Why the need for the dot jokes? It’s dumb.
Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM

I have reservations about making Indian jokes, too.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (enJYY)

Yeah, someone's always gonna squawk about it.

Posted by: Big Louie Cannoli at November 15, 2023 01:01 PM (FjYaO)

428 422 I think the same. I'm amazed at her resources. It was a rare week over the last 3 years when I didn't get at least 4 pieces of franking mail from her. She's getting some serious establishment funds. And, since here entering the race it has increased.
Posted by: Orson at November 15, 2023 01:00 PM (dIske)

========

I think the mailers are second only to TV ads in terms of cuts to consultants.

And they don't work to move the electorate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

429 I think the same. I'm amazed at her resources. It was a rare week over the last 3 years when I didn't get at least 4 pieces of franking mail from her. She's getting some serious establishment funds. And, since here entering the race it has increased.
Posted by: Orson a

She just dumped 10m$ into Iowa TV ads

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 01:01 PM (CIS44)

430 Have I told the story about how I saw him at a campaign event in 2016 and he had missed a belt loop on his pants recently?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 01:00 PM (GBKbO)


Yes. And I clapped.

Funny thing is, to this day every morning when I put on a belt I remember that story and take extra care to use every belt loop.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 01:01 PM (guGkK)

431 At least Dana White is willing to tell people to fuck off when they try to "cancel" him.

I don't like the theory of playing nice. It's bullshit and generally for suckers (I'M SPEAKING ABOUT POLITICS).

I think more people need to be honest and cut off all the fakery.

Ron, I'm looking at your boots.

People call you short? Say, yes, I'm short but I'm a kickass governor and have a beautiful family I run Florida like it's my prize race car.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:01 PM (JeYYB)

432 * Jenna Jameson has entered the chat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM


It was more the other way around, IYKWIM.

Posted by: The Chat at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (ZANHd)

433 Sigh

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (FVBv9)

434 "You know who were anonymous writers back in the day? Alexander Hamilton, John Jay, and James Madison when they wrote the Federalist Papers," DeSantis wrote on X. "They were not 'national security threats,' nor are the many conservative Americans across the country who exercise their Constitutional right to voice their opinions without fear of being harassed or canceled by the school they go to or the company they work for."

++++

Actually, they were national security threats to their nation at that time, England. And that is what our current government frets about.

But, that quibble aside, DeSantis is right on this.

Posted by: No Name Today at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (vlXMQ)

435 Mrs.DoD Rainmaker says, "it's a national security threat" and she's right it is a threat to the security of DeepState.

Posted by: Braenyard, the bitchn' bigot at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (HgOxD)

436 345 Haley would be "Jeb Bush with a vagina" if only Jeb Bush didn't have a vagina too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (guGkK)
===

Jeb keeps his vag clean hardwood.

Niki has an 80s porn star thatchy bush shag carpet.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (17s+e)

437 Is it just coincidence that the two most annoying GOP candidates are Indian?
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2023 12:23 PM (xPl2J)
.......

I'm just worried that they're going to make eating cows illegal.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

438 I want to see Nikki's nipples.

Posted by: Anonimous Internet Commentor at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (SYTee)

439 430 Yes. And I clapped.

Funny thing is, to this day every morning when I put on a belt I remember that story and take extra care to use every belt loop.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 01:01 PM (guGkK)

=========

I have changed the world for the better.

I guess I can just stop commenting here now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (GBKbO)

440 My people used every part of the belt loop.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (JrojV)

441 >>> Pron Queens come in two camps
They come in a lotta camps.

They're faking it.

Posted by: fluffy at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (86W+h)

442 I think the mailers are second only to TV ads in terms of cuts to consultants.

And they don't work to move the electorate.


Disagree. They cause me to move immediately to the trash can.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (I/Qkd)

443 oops

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (HgOxD)

444 So the super geniuses at the DUmp are saying vaccine deniers have been right for the last 60 years?

Or are they just sub 75 IQers?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger

Embrace my power!

Posted by: AND at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (NCgXW)

445 Does that also go for back-channel emails used by Gov't officials to bypass records requirements, Nikki?
Pierre Dilecto would like a word too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

446 I'm old enough to remember when there were basically NO content restrictions on the internet - you could run into a real NAZI in your video game chat forum.

And...gasp...we all survived it.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2023 12:36 PM (XqcwY)


Kids survived riding around in the backs of station wagons without seat belt also.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (1Z8zZ)

447 345 Haley would be "Jeb Bush with a vagina" if only Jeb Bush didn't have a vagina too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 12:44 PM (guGkK)

But...I do have a vagina.

Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb!, Inbred And Loving It at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (R/m4+)

448 I have reservations about making Indian jokes, too.

-

(insert King of the Hill still image with "if those kids could read that" joke here)

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (DxFDO)

449
It comes from the "dot, not feather" or "feather, not dot" way of differentiating people from the Subcontinent from American Indians.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (JrojV)

I understand a that. Still don’t see a reason to bring it up when talking about them.

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (YofvK)

450 More Nikki:
"We're going to raise the retirement age to reflect life expectancy."

Perfect. What to do with men who get laid off at age 60 and no one wants to hire them because they're too old?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (MeG8a)

451 438 I want to see Nikki's nipples.
Posted by: Anonimous Internet Commentor at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (SYTee)


Ditto.

Posted by: Frank Cross at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (DTX3h)

452 I want to see Nikki's nipples.
Posted by: Anonimous Internet Commentor a

These are the types of national security risks I'm talking about.
-Nikki! Haley

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (CIS44)

453 352 I still see the frightened little COVID bunnies scurrying around with their faces all masked up. I have raised the lowly eyeroll to performance art.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 12:53 PM (guGkK)

Pointing and laughing can be artistic as well.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (yACxx)

454 I'm going on record, I don't GAF who the dem candidate is, I'm never voting for Haley. EVER.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (JeYYB)

455 I think more people need to be honest and cut off all the fakery.

Ron, I'm looking at your boots.

People call you short? Say, yes, I'm short but I'm a kickass governor and have a beautiful family I run Florida like it's my prize race car.


Now do Trump's hair.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (I/Qkd)

456 My name is Hugh Jass

Posted by: Bart Simpson Prank Phone Caller Extraordinaire at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (OtsIW)

457 I guess she's banking on Trump jailed and DeSantis tanking....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (bs+z0)

458 My name is "Ivan Gottasecret".

Oh, wait, it's actually "John Doe-Smith".

No, that's not right. It's "Ima Pseudonym". That's it!!

Bonus points to the Moron or 'Ette who can tell us the book I stole those names from.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 15, 2023

***
I had to look it up, which is cheating, I'll admit. Good choice of trivia!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (J2vNu)

459 There's already enough fascist commie authoritarian thought police nazism on the fucking internet thank you very much.

Weeeeellllll
Nikki's a bitch she's a big fat bitch she's the biggest bitch in the whole wild world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

Posted by: Nikki Nazi Haley is a stupid bitch at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (HBnmy)

460 440 My people used every part of the belt loop.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 01:02 PM (JrojV)

I need extra for my pants...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (J2vNu)

462 Haley claims this will get rid of bots. What nonsense, as if it isn't trivial to gin up a name and address and attach an email address to it for internetting.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (eoQWY)

463 Why the need for the dot jokes? It’s dumb.
Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM

I have reservations about making Indian jokes, too.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Yeah, someone's always gonna squawk about it.
Posted by: Big Louie Cannoli

They make my scalp itch.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (v0R5T)

464 I am not a fan of this Nikki haly internet thing

Not a fan of forced ID or doxxing anybody.

Interwebs are for hardball

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (FVBv9)

465 456 My name is Hugh Jass

Posted by: Bart Simpson Prank Phone Caller Extraordinaire at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (OtsIW)

I think we went to school together

Posted by: Hugh Janus at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

466 I think Vivek is much less annoying than Chris Christie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (RSbhh)

467 1.The easiest way to tell if you have a respiratory virus on your hands, is that your nose starts itching. The RVs that didn't learn to trick the body that way died out early.

2. If your nose starts itching wash your hands, and it will go away.

3. If you do get an RV, swab the inside of your nostrils with Iodine or Betadine. RVs reproduce in the nasal mucosa. A doctor tipped me to that, and it really works.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (CecP5)

468 I have reservations about making Indian jokes, too.
----------
And how!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (krqg6)

469 Everyone needs to see race everywhere!

Stop noticing race everywhere!

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (DxFDO)

470 I'm "Heywood James Blowme." Usually I put the middle initial in there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 01:05 PM (J2vNu)

471 Perfect. What to do with men who get laid off at age 60 and no one wants to hire them because they're too old?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (MeG8a)

Are they white men? Then they deserve to die.
- left

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 01:05 PM (YofvK)

472 218 Anonymous publication is death to democracy.
Posted by: Publius at November 15, 2023 12:38 PM (CnLzB)

Subtle! Golf clap.

Posted by: m at November 15, 2023 01:05 PM (30MvH)

473 My name is Hugh Jass
Posted by: Bart Simpson Prank Phone Caller Extraordinaire at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (OtsIW)



"I'm Hugh Jass."

"What? Um.....I'm just going to say that this is a phone prank gone terribly wrong and I'm just going to hang up now."

"Ok.......what a nice young man."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

474 Perfect. What to do with men who get laid off at age 60 and no one wants to hire them because they're too old?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (MeG8a)

That's where the government-assisted euthanasia comes in.

Posted by: You are no longer a net contributor to the collective at November 15, 2023 01:05 PM (HBnmy)

475 466 I think Vivek is much less annoying than Chris Christie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (RSbhh)

Chris is like me.

Posted by: Hugh Janus at November 15, 2023 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

476 Haley is Hillary, without the abortion zealots to back her. Her ceiling nationally is maybe 180 electoral votes.

Posted by: Wally at November 15, 2023 01:06 PM (hqVaF)

477 My name is Hugh Jass
Posted by: Bart Simpson Prank Phone Caller


Mile Hunt standing next to Hugh Jass.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:06 PM (nWPLh)

478 I'm "Heywood James Blowme." Usually I put the middle initial in there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 01:05 PM (J2vNu)



Why would you want Jay to blow you?

Seems a bit homo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

479 Now do Trump's hair.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (I/Qkd)

------

But it's his hair- only swirled in such a way that 4 strands look like 100.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:06 PM (JeYYB)

480 My name is Hugh Jass
Posted by: Bart Simpson Prank Phone Caller Extraordinaire at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (OtsIW)


"I'm Hugh Jass."

"What? Um.....I'm just going to say that this is a phone prank gone terribly wrong and I'm just going to hang up now."

"Ok.......what a nice young man."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I'm looking for Amanda Huginkiss Why cant I find Amanda Hungginkiss?
-Moe Syslack

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 01:06 PM (CIS44)

481 Says It’s Time to Raise the Retirement Age to Reflect on Life Expectancy GP
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (OtsIW)

=====

Haley might want to check out the DM article the other day about how life expectancy is at the lowest levels in almost 20 years.

Posted by: TBW at November 15, 2023 01:06 PM (DRSnL)

482 Speaking of, I heard someone discussing some research showing that wearing a nicotine patch for a couple of weeks will help bring your taste and smell back.

Worth looking into.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 01:06 PM (DxFDO)

483 Several whistleblowers have come forward and said the data submitted was faked. And they saw it done.

Meanwhile Bitch McConnell is STILL telling OTHER people to get the clot shot
Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2023 12:54 PM (XqcwY)

More, the Supremes just punted on a case about mandatory vaccines.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2023 01:06 PM (xaFKb)

484 I think the mailers are second only to TV ads in terms of cuts to consultants.

And they don't work to move the electorate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 01:01 PM (GBKbO)
____________________

Maybe, but there should be some real concern about her. Her comments are reflecting the upcoming FCC Digital Equity plan vote...which isn't going to go our way. That, IMO, is a big effing deal.

Posted by: Orson at November 15, 2023 01:06 PM (dIske)

485
Dusky Dilletante.

Whether or not Ramaswamy is a faker or for real, he smacked her down good at the debate and on the Twitters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2023 01:07 PM (x0n13)

486 I saw Mile Hunt open for Big Twin Evo at Trees in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

487 They also thought Jeb was interesting.
Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (YofvK)

------

I actually laughed out loud, nobody thinks Jeb is interesting.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:07 PM (JeYYB)

488 474 Perfect. What to do with men who get laid off at age 60 and no one wants to hire them because they're too old?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (MeG8a)

That's where the government-assisted euthanasia comes in.

Posted by: You are no longer a net contributor to the collective at November 15, 2023 01:05 PM (HBnmy)

And they'll do a hard sell for you do it, too. Just like with the Coof "Vax".

Posted by: Hugh Janus at November 15, 2023 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

489 There's a reason the Ayatollah famously said "There are no jokes in Islam!"
Take away ability to point a finger and laugh and you've crushed the human spirit.

Posted by: Zek at November 15, 2023 01:07 PM (5FPX4)

490 Brahmin Indians do "annoying" real well. It's their hallmark.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 12:59 PM (TNUKB)

I think thats why Dunkin Donuts and 7/11 are GOB... Ewww stink eye 24/7

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 15, 2023 01:07 PM (OtsIW)

491 438 I want to see Nikki's nipples.
Posted by: Ano
I

First things first, aoc shows us her tits, then we get to this saggy bags calloused cow juice dispensers

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:07 PM (FVBv9)

492 The need to get in, or stay, in the game:

Yesterday or so, Hochul: “If anyone thinks that they can get away with spreading hate and harming other New Yorkers and violating the law, you will be caught. You will be caught here in the State of New York because we are ramping up our resources to ensure that everyone can live freely… I want to get back to that time, that space, where New Yorkers can trust each other, be friends on a college campus again, be friends at a playground, in a workplace. Let's get back to that commonality that we've always shared throughout our history as New Yorkers.”

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 15, 2023 01:07 PM (GshMh)

493 Amanda Hugankiss

Posted by: Mike Rotch at November 15, 2023 01:08 PM (HBnmy)

494 on the Twitters.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2023 01:07 PM (x0n13)



*sigh*

Posted by: Elon Musk Getting an X Tattooed on His Ass at November 15, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

495 Perfect. What to do with men who get laid off at age 60 and no one wants to hire them because they're too old?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (MeG8a)

That's where the government-assisted euthanasia comes in.
Posted by: You are no longer a net contributor



I don't feel lime killing people, but if it's the only job I can get after 60...

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:08 PM (nWPLh)

496 Like I don’t see leprechaun jokes about McCarthy. Why the need for dot jokes about Vivek or Haley?

Posted by: Montec
==

McCarthy goes into a restroom and sees this little guy at the urinal with the biggest pecker he has ever seen. So Kev asks him "how did you get that giant pecker?" The little guy says "I'm a Leprechaun and I wished it upon myself."

McCarthy says "would you wish one on me?" Leprechaun says "sure but you have suck my big pecker first." Kev thins about it and finally decides it is worth it and gargles his penis. Kev gets done and he still has his little dick so asks "What about wishing me a huge prick?" The Leprechaun says "Aren't you a wee bit old to be believing in Leprechauns Kev?"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 15, 2023 01:08 PM (17s+e)

497 479 Now do Trump's hair.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (I/Qkd)

------

But it's his hair- only swirled in such a way that 4 strands look like 100.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:06 PM (JeYYB)

Is that what's meant by threading?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

498 Good thing male leaders have no faults and never do anything stupid.
Posted by: Virginia at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (I/Qkd)


Name one thing Justin Trudeau has ever done... wait, you said male, okay... name one thing...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (1Z8zZ)

499 Amanda Hugankiss
Posted by: Mike Rotch at November 15, 2023


***
Juwanna Mann

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (J2vNu)

500 I'm right here you know.

Posted by: Mydick Hurts at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (Edo3/)

501 480 My name is Hugh Jass
Posted by: Bart Simpson Prank Phone Caller Extraordinaire at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (OtsIW)


"I'm Hugh Jass."

"What? Um.....I'm just going to say that this is a phone prank gone terribly wrong and I'm just going to hang up now."

"Ok.......what a nice young man."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I'm looking for Amanda Huginkiss Why cant I find Amanda Hungginkiss?
-Moe Syslack

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 15, 2023 01:06 PM (CIS44)

"Is your refrigerator running?"
"Why no. Are you a service person?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (ynpvh)

502 We have two candidates of Indian ancestry running for President. I read somewhere that the Raj of Bhopal would be next in line for the Throne of France, supposedly proven through DNA.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (0EOe9)

503 Is that what's meant by threading?
Posted by: jim

No that is using two threads to trim brows and or bushes

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (FVBv9)

504
More Nikki:
"We're going to raise the retirement age to reflect life expectancy."

Perfect. What to do with men who get laid off at age 60 and no one wants to hire them because they're too old?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM


That's a great position to appeal to African-American males who spend a great percentage of their lives in manual labor positions and not sitting behind a college desk until they're thirty something. By the age of 65 after half a hundred years they're beat up if not broken and have a shorter life expectancy in the first place.

But they still keep voting for (D)'s for the most part.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (enJYY)

505 McCarthy goes into a restroom and sees this little guy at the urinal with the biggest pecker he has ever seen. So Kev asks him "how did you get that giant pecker?" The little guy says "I'm a Leprechaun and I wished it upon myself."

McCarthy says "would you wish one on me?" Leprechaun says "sure but you have suck my big pecker first." Kev thins about it and finally decides it is worth it and gargles his penis. Kev gets done and he still has his little dick so asks "What about wishing me a huge prick?" The Leprechaun says "Aren't you a wee bit old to be believing in Leprechauns Kev?"
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 15, 2023 01:08 PM (17s+e)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (d04cU)

506 275 BBC forced to apologize for claiming IDF were targeting medical teams and Arab speakers at al-Shifa hospital.

https://is.gd/Y9DcDb
Posted by: bonhomme at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (0N1h0)

YAY!!!

Posted by: m at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (30MvH)

507 Good thing male leaders have no faults and never do anything stupid.
Posted by: Virginia

--

Oh, they do. Constantly.

The trick being they can be held accountable for it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 01:10 PM (DxFDO)

508 275 BBC forced to apologize for claiming IDF were targeting medical teams and Arab speakers at al-Shifa hospital.

https://is.gd/Y9DcDb
Posted by: bonhomme at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (0N1h0)

YAY!!!
Posted by: m at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (30MvH)
---
What's going to stop them from doing it again?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 01:10 PM (YIVH2)

509 Ollie Tabooger

Posted by: Anita Tinkle at November 15, 2023 01:10 PM (HBnmy)

510 Let me think about it Nikki.NO!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 01:10 PM (dhhKu)

511 Nimrata Hatata

Nincompoop

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2023 01:11 PM (NtVYv)

512 "Have you ever played with Mike Sweeney?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

513 Man who hit Paul Pelosi with a hammer blames Gamergate and "conspiracy theories" for his actions

https://archive.fo/BCrz6

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 15, 2023 01:11 PM (DTX3h)

514 What's going to stop them from doing it again?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 01:10 PM (YIVH2)
++++
Their robust system of editorial control and verification that ensures that they - unlike rogue bloggers and the like - get things right even in a high-intensity and rapidly-changing current events environment?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 01:11 PM (d04cU)

515 Oh, they do. Constantly.

The trick being they can be held accountable for it.


*laughs in blackness*

Posted by: King Shit Midas at November 15, 2023 01:11 PM (CjGGv)

516 Seamore Butts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2023 01:11 PM (NtVYv)

517 More Nikki:
"We're going to raise the retirement age to reflect life expectancy."

***

"Congratulations, America! We're going to save a century old Ponzi scheme by making sure you work another 10 to 15 years of your life on top of the 40 or so you already work. You're welcome!"

Posted by: Azathoth at November 15, 2023 01:11 PM (wb1YC)

518 And how!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (krqg6)

I chuckled.

Posted by: Big Louie Cannoli at November 15, 2023 01:12 PM (FjYaO)

519 Fwiw, her big asset is dark skin, if she were white she would be serving handys at the dennys

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:12 PM (FVBv9)

520 "Aren't you a wee bit old to be believing in Leprechauns Kev?"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 15, 2023 01:08 PM (17s+e)

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

521 Mihoff. First name Jack

Posted by: The classics are classics for a reason at November 15, 2023 01:12 PM (HBnmy)

522 Nikki Haley is what happens when the Estrogen starts to leave your body. Every single issue turns into a pathos fallacy.

Posted by: Mydick Hurts at November 15, 2023 01:12 PM (Edo3/)

523 Man who hit Paul Pelosi with a hammer blames Gamergate and "conspiracy theories" for his actions

https://archive.fo/BCrz6
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 15, 2023 01:11 PM (DTX3h)



SEE!!!! We need to hold the anonymous conspiracy theorists on the internet RESPONSIBLE for this travesty!!!

- - - - Nikki Hailmary

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

524 "Is your refrigerator running?"
"Why no. Are you a service person?"
Posted by: jim


Calls tobacco shop: Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:12 PM (nWPLh)

525 Good thing male leaders have no faults and never do anything stupid.

Posted by: Virginia at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (I/Qkd)

The first time I heard "no anonymity on the internet!" proposed was by a man, but I can't remember who it was. I do know that the idea led to the downfall of Hot Air, when they forced commenters to use their Facebook profiles.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not on YouTwitFace at November 15, 2023 01:12 PM (dtlDP)

526 Social security is theft. Now the bitch wants us to work longer and get less. Eff off.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:12 PM (JeYYB)

527 Nikki Haley is what happens when the Estrogen starts to leave your body. Every single issue turns into a pathos fallacy.
Posted by: Mydick Hurts at November 15, 2023 01:12 PM (Edo3/)



Next comes unwanted facial hair.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

528 Oh, they do. Constantly.

The trick being they can be held accountable for it.

*laughs in blackness*

Posted by: King Shit Midas

-

She said leaders.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 01:13 PM (DxFDO)

529 A Nikki Haley post gets 500 comments. Going to be an interesting day here.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 15, 2023 01:13 PM (/6iLE)

530 Have you ever played with Mike Sweeney?

Heh. That's the first time I've heard that one.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 15, 2023 01:13 PM (I/Qkd)

531 Perfect. What to do with men who get laid off at age 60 and no one wants to hire them because they're too old?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM
------------------------
There's a good market for blood and usable organs.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 15, 2023 01:13 PM (tTRsJ)

532 Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jordan Peterson and now Nikki Haley; it's so surreal to see the supposed right call to censor the internet in more extreme ways than the left.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 15, 2023 12:30 PM (htJYU)

Jordan is Canadian, so overarching government is part of this psyche. It slips out every so often, he doesn't really "get" America.

Like a lot of experts in one field you need to turn off the volume when they speak of anyting other than that field.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 01:13 PM (eoQWY)

533 500 I'm right here you know.

Posted by: Mydick Hurts at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (Edo3/)

He was in my graduating class, except he went by "Dick Hurts". He limped up onto the stage to accept his diploma.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

534 4 "Is your refrigerator running?"
"Why no. Are you a service person?"
Posted by: jim

Calls tobacco shop: Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Posted by: rickb223

Calls bowling alley's rental desk. Would you page Harry Paratestes please?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 01:13 PM (dhhKu)

535 Mihoff. First name Jack
Posted by: The classics are classics for a reason at November 15, 2023 01:12 PM (HBnmy)



Classmate in 8th grade asked that one of a football coach subbing in History class.

"Jack? Is your middle name Meehoff?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

536 The man accused of attacking Paul Pelosi, the husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), offered an apology in court on Tuesday, claiming the former Speaker’s husband was “never” his target, according to the Associated Press (it was probably the Speaker).

In an emotional testimony on Tuesday, David DePape, 43, described to the court how his political views shifted from leftist to right wing after reading a comment on a YouTube video about former President Trump.

... must have been some comment

Posted by: SMOD at November 15, 2023 01:14 PM (RHGPo)

537 411 There is a post up now at Red State that shows Senators Ron Johnson and John Kennedy both have supported ending anonymity. Kennedy even proposed legislation to do it.

Posted by: Mark1971
---

There you go.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 01:14 PM (HgOxD)

538 Holden McCock

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2023 01:14 PM (NtVYv)

539 >>>BBC forced to apologize for claiming IDF were targeting medical teams and Arab speakers at al-Shifa hospital.

https://is.gd/Y9DcDb
Posted by: bonhomme at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (0N1h0)

YAY!!!
Posted by: m at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (30MvH)

========

Eh, "targeted", "included". I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 15, 2023 01:14 PM (CT2ON)

540 Perfect. What to do with men who get laid off at age 60 and no one wants to hire them because they're too old?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM


The Foreign Legion?

Posted by: Archer at November 15, 2023 01:14 PM (gmo/4)

541 Man who hit Paul Pelosi with a hammer blames Gamergate and "conspiracy theories" for his actions



That's slick. Blaming conspiracy theories AFTER you've done something, for causing you to do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:14 PM (nWPLh)

542 Nikki Haley is now saying that Vivek is only criticizing her because he 'has a girl problem'

So Haley is Discount Kathleen Kennedy? "Put a chick in it, make her gay and lame, and then nuke everything"?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 15, 2023 01:14 PM (2ocoG)

543 I do know that the idea led to the downfall of Hot Air, when they forced commenters to use their Facebook profiles.

Posted by: pookysgirl
-

Ha. Yep, and the day before they closed up the comment sections the last thread got 8000 comments or something like that.

I would bet money they haven't gotten that many total comments in the years since.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 01:15 PM (DxFDO)

544 275 BBC forced to apologize for claiming IDF were targeting medical teams and Arab speakers at al-Shifa hospital.

https://is.gd/Y9DcDb
==

Pertinent to the full spectrum of the thread, whenever I see BBC I think Big Black Cock.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 15, 2023 01:15 PM (17s+e)

545 Jordan is not right, he is center lft at best, he's just scientifically honest

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:15 PM (FVBv9)

546 Social security is theft. Now the bitch wants us to work longer and get less. Eff off.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:12 PM (JeYYB)

Our plan is to have all of you people working at Arby's for minimum wage.

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Dick Cheney, Mastermind On Viagra at November 15, 2023 01:15 PM (R/m4+)

547 503 Is that what's meant by threading?
Posted by: jim

No that is using two threads to trim brows and or bushes

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (FVBv9)

Bushes in the front yard are pretty thick, don't think no little threads will trim those branches...but I keep getting plastic bags with rocks and a flyer advertising lawn services from Jesus or Juan.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

548 We were Snuggly
Now we're Fugly
Deal with it!

Posted by: Team Haley Chant at November 15, 2023 01:15 PM (OtsIW)

549 Social security is theft. Now the bitch wants us to work longer and get less. Eff off.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:12 PM (JeYYB)
.......

Try reducing government pensions first.
That will go over about as well as term limits.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2023 01:15 PM (v0R5T)

550 Perfect. What to do with men who get laid off at age 60 and no one wants to hire them because they're too old?
Posted by: gourmand du jour

The Foreign Legion?

Posted by: Archer


That's a good way to get total war.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:15 PM (nWPLh)

551 529 A Nikki Haley post gets 500 comments. Wait until the boss rolls out the Asa Hutchinson thread.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 15, 2023 01:15 PM (0EOe9)

552 In an emotional testimony on Tuesday, David DePape, 43, described to the court how his political views shifted from leftist to right wing after reading a comment on a YouTube video about former President Trump.

Sure... Somehow I knew this would be Trump's fault... Wonder what the Dems promised this freak ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 01:15 PM (bs+z0)

553 Jordan is not right, he is center lft at best, he's just scientifically honest
Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:15 PM (FVBv9)



I thought she was going by TBW these days?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

554 207 > Wasn't Nimrod a great hunter according to the Bible ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (bs+z0)

Yes, he was.

I think the modern meaning came from Bugs Bunny referring to Elmer Fudd as "Nimrod" sarcastically. Many in the audience (probably unfamiliar with the Bible passage) missed the sarcasm.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (W5ArC)
----
Boys Only boarding school. High school Physics. Teacher came in one day and announced, "Today I'll teach you a new swearword!" He had our attention.
The word? ERG. About the amount of work done during one eye blink.

Posted by: Ciampino - someone here must be testing The Gas Laws at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (qfLjt)

555 Pertinent to the full spectrum of the thread, whenever I see BBC I think Big Black Cock.

I mean, that's the default meaning on the Internet now.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (2ocoG)

556 3. If you do get an RV, swab the inside of your nostrils with Iodine or Betadine. RVs reproduce in the nasal mucosa. A doctor tipped me to that, and it really works.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (CecP5)


Can I use cocaine instead?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (PiwSw)

557 I still think Paul Pelosi was banging guys. His DUI in wine country was sketchy. They never named his companion in the car.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (JeYYB)

558 Chris Christie is only running so he can eat at the GOP's generous buffets. When the food runs out, he'll be gone and doing commercials for Golden Corral.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (JSd3U)

I believe he's been banned from there
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 12:46 PM (bs+z0)


You here two weeks. You go home. -- GOP buffet manager

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (1Z8zZ)

559 Bushes in the front yard are pretty thick, don't think no little threads will trim those branches...but I keep getting plastic bags with rocks and a flyer advertising lawn services from Jesus or Juan.
Posted by: jim


Go with Jesus. Jesus rules!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (nWPLh)

560 513 Man who hit Paul Pelosi with a hammer blames Gamergate and "conspiracy theories" for his actions

https://archive.fo/BCrz6
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 15, 2023 01:11 PM (DTX3h)

That reeks of "Say what we tell you and we won't put you in Gen Pop with Big Black Rapey McRapenstein".

Posted by: XTC at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (sm6Pk)

561 Wait until the boss rolls out the Asa Hutchinson thread.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 15, 2023 01:15 PM (0EOe9)

Does he play 3rd base for the Mets?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (PQ4m2)

562 479 Now do Trump's hair.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM (I/Qkd)

------

But it's his hair- only swirled in such a way that 4 strands look like 100.


sounds like fraud to me. where's a fine, upstanding prosecutor when you really need one?

Posted by: anachronda, totally not a russian bot at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (oY6Yp)

563 506 275 BBC forced to apologize for claiming IDF were targeting medical teams and Arab speakers at al-Shifa hospital.

https://is.gd/Y9DcDb
Posted by: bonhomme at November 15, 2023 12:45 PM (0N1h0)

YAY!!!

Posted by: m at November 15, 2023 01:09 PM (30MvH)

The Beeb: what a bunch of terrorists.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

564 Bushes in the front yard are pretty thick, don't think no little threads will trim those branches...but I keep getting plastic bags with rocks and a flyer advertising lawn services from Jesus or Juan.
Posted by: j




Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (FVBv9)

565 The IDF is literally carrying in incubators and medical supplies the Al Shifa hospital said they need and the Hamas Commander, sorry the "medical director" says it's scaring the patients. lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2023 01:17 PM (XASq/)

566 Good thing male leaders have no faults and never do anything stupid.

Posted by: Virginia at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (I/Qkd)

Careful with that straw man. With the amount of sand that's already in your vagina you don't want any further irritants.

Posted by: Unless that's what you're into at November 15, 2023 01:17 PM (HBnmy)

567 Nikki Haley is now saying that Vivek is only criticizing her because he 'has a girl problem'

***


Ah, the mission statement of the 19th amendment.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 15, 2023 01:17 PM (wb1YC)

568 "Why the need for the dot jokes? It’s dumb. And doesn’t help counter the “Republicans are all white supremacists” shit.
Posted by: Montec "


We should put an end to it. Period.

Posted by: fd at November 15, 2023 01:17 PM (vFG9F)

569 Nikki Haley is too desperate

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2023 01:17 PM (gwrBY)

570 552 Sure... Somehow I knew this would be Trump's fault... Wonder what the Dems promised this freak ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 01:15 PM (bs+z0)

That he won't get put in Pound-Him-In-the-Ass prison.

Posted by: XTC at November 15, 2023 01:17 PM (sm6Pk)

571
This is Nikki's apex day here at AoSHQ -- her post has held court for over one hour ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2023 01:17 PM (MwZpx)

572 If you do get an RV, swab the inside of your nostrils with Iodine or Betadine. RVs reproduce in the nasal mucosa. A doctor tipped me to that, and it really works.


SWEET! I'm hoping my pop up turns into a fifth wheel!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:18 PM (nWPLh)

573
Classmate in 8th grade asked that one of a football coach subbing in History class.

"Jack? Is your middle name Meehoff?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023


***
Jack Newton Himoff.

He always used the middle initial, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 01:18 PM (J2vNu)

574 Auron said at the start of the debate "The first one to attack the media wins." And Vivek came through a few minutes later.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2023 01:18 PM (44ww/)

575 Vivek is only criticizing her because he has a "girl problem." Uh-huh. Standard "Cry misogyny" technique.

Repeal the Nineteenth Amendment. The men who objected to its passage, and the women (there were some), were dead right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

Pearl Davis (JustPearlyThings on YouTube) sells "Women Shouldn't Vote" Tee Shirts.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 01:18 PM (eoQWY)

576 Their robust system of editorial control and verification that ensures that they - unlike rogue bloggers and the like - get things right even in a high-intensity and rapidly-changing current events environment?
===

Truth comes from the government and only the government citizen.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 15, 2023 01:18 PM (17s+e)

577 Feminism was invented so ugly girls could be popular too

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:18 PM (FVBv9)

578 Yesterday or so, Hochul: “If anyone thinks that they can get away with spreading hate and harming other New Yorkers and violating the law, you will be caught. You will be caught here in the State of New York because we are ramping up our resources to ensure that everyone can live freely… I want to get back to that time, that space, where New Yorkers can trust each other, be friends on a college campus again, be friends at a playground, in a workplace.

When she isn't dodging falling houses, I would like the governor to explain to the the Tax Payers of her state the Billions of dollars they are going to have to pay the victims of their unconstitutional gun "laws" in class action suits they'll have to settle, because they have NO legal defense to use in court.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2023 01:18 PM (CecP5)

579 561 Locker room towel guy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 15, 2023 01:18 PM (0EOe9)

580 BBC forced to apologize for claiming IDF were targeting medical teams and Arab speakers at al-Shifa hospital.
__________

Terribly sorry, old chap. It was a dreadful error for which I beg your pardon.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 15, 2023 01:18 PM (lf83v)

581 477 Mile Hunt standing next to Hugh Jass.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:06 PM


Hugh Jass: "He's got me confused with someone else. Keeps calling me Ben Dover"

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 15, 2023 01:19 PM (lqvOK)

582 Ambassador to the UN. Two term Governor. Great resume, that she is throwing away to appease the Deep State Rino's

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2023 01:19 PM (gwrBY)

583 383 Why the need for the dot jokes? It’s dumb. And doesn’t help counter the “Republicans are all white supremacists” shit.
Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (YofvK)

"Because if you truly believe in free speech, then you should want people to be spouting racist shit all the time" is the excuse I usually hear.

Posted by: XTC at November 15, 2023 01:19 PM (sm6Pk)

584 Pertinent to the full spectrum of the thread, whenever I see BBC I think Big Black Cock.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

How old is he?
-- Zombie Pedo Jimmy Savile

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 01:19 PM (dhhKu)

585 Somebody snorted a winnebago?

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:19 PM (FVBv9)

586 Feminism was invented so ugly girls could be popular too
_______

That was the plan, but it ain't working.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 15, 2023 01:19 PM (lf83v)

587 Repeal the Nineteenth Amendment. The men who objected to its passage, and the women (there were some), were dead right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

Pearl Davis (JustPearlyThings on YouTube) sells "Women Shouldn't Vote" Tee Shirts.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 01:18 PM (eoQWY)



Didn't Red Dead Redemption 2 allow you to lasso the women picketing for 'sufferage' and drag them into the woods to feed them to an alligator?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

588 Perfect. What to do with men who get laid off at age 60 and no one wants to hire them because they're too old?

Can't you be quiet while eating your car food?

Posted by: It's not the GOP if it doesn't sprint toward the third rail every few years. at November 15, 2023 01:19 PM (CjGGv)

589 Wait, are people serious about morons here not joking about dot Indians?

WTH??

Is this sarcasm that I missed?



Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:19 PM (JeYYB)

590 ERG. About the amount of work done during one eye blink.
Posted by: Ciampino - someone here must be testing The Gas Laws at November 15, 2023


***
ERG: a broad plain; also a unit of energy; also a unit of energy expended on a broad plain

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 01:20 PM (J2vNu)

591 I crossed Haley off my list of 'conservative' politicians when, as governor, she took down the Confederate Flag without even being asked or threatened.

Posted by: Ciampino - Bye Bye Birdie at November 15, 2023 01:20 PM (qfLjt)

592 Holy shit...they think ventilators work with covid cases?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:49 PM (GBKbO)


From the same excerpt: Read a little about REAL science.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 01:20 PM (1Z8zZ)

593 Repeal the Nineteenth Amendment. The men who objected to its passage, and the women (there were some), were dead right.

Not going to happen unless we have a Muslim theocracy which may indeed take place.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 01:21 PM (RSbhh)

594 BBC has always hated the Israeli's. going back to the 1948 War.

Sky News(Murdoch), was solid on the onset of 10/7, but now has gone anti semitic also

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2023 01:21 PM (gwrBY)

595 Apologies. We do so much Jew hating that we thought this one would slide by unnoticed.

Posted by: BBC at November 15, 2023 01:21 PM (CjGGv)

596 I think the pussy hats proved many women are too emotional to think rationally.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:21 PM (JeYYB)

597 I crossed Haley off my list of 'conservative' politicians when, as governor, she took down the Confederate Flag without even being asked or threatened.
Posted by: Ciampin


That was the career ended

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:21 PM (FVBv9)

598 Paul Pelosi's fluffer was a left winger for the first however many years of his life....

then he changed based on one internet comment.

SUUUURRRRREEEE

Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 01:21 PM (X0I7i)

599 Ender

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:21 PM (FVBv9)

600 333 The vaccines are to prevent getting seriously sick, not to prevent catching it at all.

-

Nyquil is a vaccine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 12:51 PM (DxFDO)

LOL!

Posted by: m at November 15, 2023 01:21 PM (30MvH)

601 Holy shit...they think ventilators work with covid cases?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 15, 2023 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

From the same excerpt: Read a little about REAL science.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 01:20 PM (1Z8zZ)



Never mind the 96% of covid casualties that had been put on ventilators as a form of treatment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

602 ...the Dec debates...so we'll have 4 in if he does. 5 if Trump ever bothers...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 15, 2023 12:49 PM (exHjb)


I thought Trump was specifically banned.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 01:22 PM (1Z8zZ)

603 Repeal the Nineteenth Amendment. The men who objected to its passage, and the women (there were some), were dead right.
*
Not going to happen unless we have a Muslim theocracy which may indeed take place.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023


***
Then we need to quaify the franchise somehow -- IQ test or property ownership, or something. Possessing a pulse is not enough.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 01:22 PM (J2vNu)

604 596 I think the pussy hats proved many women are too emotional to think rationally.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:21 PM (JeYYB)


Darn right !

Posted by: Men wearing pussy hats at November 15, 2023 01:22 PM (bs+z0)

605 The GOP Donors are the real cancer of the party. Trump knew that in 2015, why they hated him.

They threaten to withhold checks if you do not bow to the Deep State

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2023 01:22 PM (gwrBY)

606 554 207 > Wasn't Nimrod a great hunter according to the Bible ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 12:35 PM (bs+z0)

Yes, he was.

I think the modern meaning came from Bugs Bunny referring to Elmer Fudd as "Nimrod" sarcastically. Many in the audience (probably unfamiliar with the Bible passage) missed the sarcasm.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2023 12:37 PM (W5ArC)
----
Boys Only boarding school. High school Physics. Teacher came in one day and announced, "Today I'll teach you a new swearword!" He had our attention.
The word? ERG. About the amount of work done during one eye blink.

Posted by: Ciampino - someone here must be testing The Gas Laws at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (qfLjt)

He was the nimrod that built the tower of Babel that led to God punishing the peoples of earth with different languages...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:22 PM (ynpvh)

607 I'm 100% fine with women voting. They just need to have a tax liability.

Same as men, for that matter. I'm very much into equality.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 01:22 PM (DxFDO)

608 600 comments and she hasn't got one vote yet.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2023 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

609 I think the pussy hats proved many women are too emotional to think rationally

yep

Posted by: guy with truk nutz on his pickup at November 15, 2023 01:22 PM (CjGGv)

610 Pussy Hat women are supporting Hamas? The Irony

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2023 01:23 PM (gwrBY)

611 Darn right !
Posted by: Men wearing pussy hats at November 15, 2023 01:22 PM (bs+z0)

------

Testosterone testing to vote?

Hear me out...

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:23 PM (JeYYB)

612 "Is this sarcasm that I missed?

Posted by: Seems Legit "


Possibly. It might be hard to spot.

Posted by: fd at November 15, 2023 01:23 PM (vFG9F)

613 I think the pussy hats proved many women are too emotional to think rationally.

Leftist women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 01:23 PM (RSbhh)

614 556 3. If you do get an RV, swab the inside of your nostrils with Iodine or Betadine. RVs reproduce in the nasal mucosa. A doctor tipped me to that, and it really works.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (CecP5)

Can I use cocaine instead?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (PiwSw)

Thank God I don't own an RV.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

615 There are women selling "women shouldn't vote" shirts in the interwebs

It's a thing

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:23 PM (FVBv9)

616 Nothing better demonstrates a conservative's bona fides better than invoking Hillary Clinton levels of misogyny allegations!

It's what the People want!

Posted by: Rona McDaniels, RNC professional winner at November 15, 2023 01:23 PM (OBuuS)

617 Calls bowling alley's rental desk. Would you page Harry Paratestes please?

That was a Moron of good standing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 15, 2023 01:23 PM (CnLzB)

618 600 comments and she hasn't got one vote yet.
____________

Well, Lindsay Graham is busy in Will Smith's changing room right now, so. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 15, 2023 01:24 PM (lf83v)

619 559 Bushes in the front yard are pretty thick, don't think no little threads will trim those branches...but I keep getting plastic bags with rocks and a flyer advertising lawn services from Jesus or Juan.
Posted by: jim


Go with Jesus. Jesus rules!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (nWPLh)

He goes by Jesús.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:24 PM (ynpvh)

620 Abortion is legal in Gaza, no doctor required though. They use a sword

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2023 01:24 PM (gwrBY)

621 Ace must be preparing his review of "The Marvels"

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 15, 2023 01:24 PM (lqvOK)

622 I've got a little list...I've got a little list!

Posted by: Lord High Executioner at November 15, 2023 01:24 PM (ZZw2h)

623 596 I think the pussy hats proved many women are too emotional to think rationally.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:21 PM (JeYYB)


Darn right !
Posted by: Men wearing pussy hats


Those are not hats

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:24 PM (FVBv9)

624 Where do I sign up to volunteer for this Visionary?!?!



Behind the flag if you can find it.

Posted by: DaveA at November 15, 2023 01:24 PM (FhXTo)

625 403 Mimi Miyagi was a cagey businesswoman.
---

Put that in the search engine and get youtoobs.
Youtoob owns the world.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 01:24 PM (HgOxD)

626 My complete argument for women not voting. Go to NextDoor just one time and read all the posts by wine Karens.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 15, 2023 01:24 PM (17s+e)

627
Go with Jesus. Jesus rules!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (nWPLh)

He goes by Jesús.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:24 PM (ynpvh)



There was an actor in one of the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns that was listed in the credits as

Hey Sous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

628 621 Ace must be preparing his review of "The Marvels"
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 15, 2023 01:24 PM (lqvOK)

What is there to say ? I hear it stinks on ice

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 01:25 PM (bs+z0)

629 The thing with women voting is they get all the rights without having the responsibilities

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:25 PM (FVBv9)

630 If you do get an RV, swab the inside of your nostrils with Iodine or Betadine. RVs reproduce in the nasal mucosa. A doctor tipped me to that, and it really works.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2023 01:04 PM (CecP5)
........

yeah the bathrooms in those things are really small.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2023 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

631 Perfect. What to do with men who get laid off at age 60 and no one wants to hire them because they're too old?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2023 01:03 PM

The Foreign Legion?
Posted by: Archer

Yeah, that's pretty funny. I'm laughing real hard. Happened to a couple of guys I have know for a long time. Got laid off at 60 and ..."BOOM!" you're done. One is an engineer, and occassionally gets contract work (he's 62 or 63 now).
My wife is 59 and nobody wants to hire her in her field.

I guess she could get a job at Kroger's or some other big box store, at $15/hr.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 15, 2023 01:25 PM (vcOmj)

632 Hamas supports free flying Lessons, for any Gay Man or Woman. Trans also.

No Planes needed, just a 10 story building

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (gwrBY)

633 The Arizona state bar association has notified Kari Lake's attorney who is representing her challenge of the 2020 election that he is under investigation and it will likely lead to his disbarment. They are going after him for, get this, social media posts.

https://tinyurl.com/3fj96x7d

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (ZLI7S)

634 "I didn't think he'd feed =ME= to an alligator!"

~woman on the back of a horse, who went door-to-door for the "feed people to alligators party"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (44ww/)

635 577 Feminism was invented so ugly girls could be popular too

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:18 PM (FVBv9)

With each other. Like fish and bicycles, I hear.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (ynpvh)

636 There was an actor in one of the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns that was listed in the credits as

Hey Sous.
Posted by: Sponge


*snort

Hey Sous Vide.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (nWPLh)

637 626 My complete argument for women not voting. Go to NextDoor just one time and read all the posts by wine Karens.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 15, 2023 01:24 PM (17s+e)

My Daughter-in -Law

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (bs+z0)

638 The thing with women voting is they get all the rights without having the responsibilities
_______

You know, you're right.

Posted by: The Draft at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (lf83v)

639 Didn't Red Dead Redemption 2 allow you to lasso the women picketing for 'sufferage' and drag them into the woods to feed them to an alligator?

Or a bear. And to their credit they didn't remove that capability, but 2 of the major writer/designers have left since then and their parent company just started getting ESG audits so the writing's on the wall.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (2ocoG)

640 "Good thing male leaders have no faults and never do anything stupid".

Aaaah, I love this one. Considering it has been males that built western civilization and all the conveniences that benefit females along with it, I think maybe we're entitled to fuck it up.
Of course feminism/cultural marxism hasn't helped one bit but it has given nut job feminists and TradCon women Feminist 101talking points to fall back on every time.

"It's mens fault"(facepalm)

Posted by: JROD at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (IlL6s)

641

The need to get in, or stay, in the game:

Yesterday or so, Hochul: “If anyone thinks that they can get away with spreading hate and harming other New Yorkers and violating the law, you will be caught. You will be caught here in the State of New York because we are ramping up our resources to ensure that everyone can live freely… I want to get back to that time, that space, where New Yorkers can trust each other, be friends on a college campus again, be friends at a playground, in a workplace. Let's get back to that commonality that we've always shared throughout our history as New Yorkers.”
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 15, 2023 01:07 PM (GshMh)

So the times when they had Republican Mayors?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 01:27 PM (eoQWY)

642 With each other. Like fish and bicycles, I hear.
Posted by: j



Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:27 PM (FVBv9)

643 I thought Trump was specifically banned.

Trump declined the debates so far. Possibly the smartest thing he's done this whole campaign cycle.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 15, 2023 01:27 PM (nfrXX)

644 I've come to the conclusion that a large portion of the demand for lawn cutting services is pretend.

Go to any business, from a real estate company to an insurance company to a pest control company, and there's someone sitting on their rear end.

You don't want to be seen cutting your business' yard, though, so you waste money and create a fake economy paying companies to do it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 01:27 PM (DxFDO)

645 615 There are women selling "women shouldn't vote" shirts in the interwebs

It's a thing
Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:23 PM (FVBv9)

Yeah, that whole Men Going Their Own Way Thing?

Women have figured out it IS a thing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2023 01:27 PM (xaFKb)

646 In all seriousness, it sounds like men hating on women when we talk about ending women's suffrage, but listen to women talk about having women bosses. Women are harsher about women than men ever will be.

Posted by: do women really think women should vote? at November 15, 2023 01:27 PM (CjGGv)

647 This is insularity, stupidity and utter ignorance, quite common amongst some of us Americans. How do you get people in other countries and continents to divulge their identity?

Haley thinks everyone is in America ..... wait, soon they might be (looks at the Southern Border).

Posted by: Ciampino - I wonder if Nikki makes good samosas? at November 15, 2023 01:27 PM (qfLjt)

648 If you do get an RV, swab the inside of your nostrils with Iodine or Betadine. RVs reproduce in the nasal mucosa. A doctor tipped me to that, and it really works.

**

After the covid years, I'm not getting a swab anywhere near the inside of my nostrils.

I had to get a test done before I could go see a family member in a nursing home and when the nurse shoved the swab up my nose I asked her to clean my contact lenses while she was up there.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 15, 2023 01:27 PM (wb1YC)

649 633 Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (ZLI7S)

Backing the people in Gaza who put infants in ovens and rape the mother to death is a-okay....

don't you care notice that Race Hustle Inc is a scam.

Nikki wants to make it so we can all be destroyed easily.

Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 01:28 PM (X0I7i)

650 Climbed Olympus, got to the top, said "Hey, Zeus."

Posted by: XTC at November 15, 2023 01:28 PM (sm6Pk)

651 600 comments and she hasn't got one vote yet.
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No one will fill in that dot.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 01:28 PM (krqg6)

652 608 600 comments and she hasn't got one vote yet.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2023 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

I would vote Nikki...off the island...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

653 A classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, eh. Considering that Vivek made his pile with a scam pharma company.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 12:57 PM (TNUKB)


He actually brought meds to market, not stock options or vaporware.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2023 01:28 PM (D7oie)

654 633 The Arizona state bar association has notified Kari Lake's attorney who is representing her challenge of the 2020 election that he is under investigation and it will likely lead to his disbarment. They are going after him for, get this, social media posts.

https://tinyurl.com/3fj96x7d
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (ZLI7S)

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FFS, this people with power in this country are shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2023 01:28 PM (JeYYB)

655 LGBT crowd on American campuses, Prime Minister of Ireland, all support Hamas.

CBS should hire them for the their new Show. "Survivor- Middle East"

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2023 01:28 PM (gwrBY)

656 Working hand in glove with private corporations to circumvent laws, natural rights and the Constitution I basically facism.

Well done, Little Brown Girl!

Posted by: SomeGuy at November 15, 2023 01:28 PM (kCDXG)

657 Ace must be preparing his review of "The Marvels"

Not to be outdone by the Marvels, Sony just put out a trailer for a new Spider-Man movie where there are 4 women Spider-Men and no sign of either the original Spidey or his LatinX replacement Miles Morales.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 15, 2023 01:28 PM (2ocoG)

658 The thing with women voting is they get all the rights without having the responsibilities
_______

You know, you're right.
Posted by: The Draft at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (lf83v)

Posses where another thing that women didn't want to be forced to do by getting the right to vote.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 01:28 PM (eoQWY)

659 Climbed Olympus, got to the top, said "Hey, Zeus."
Posted by: XTC at November 15, 2023 01:28 PM (sm6Pk)



Isn't that a song by The Beatles?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

660 639 Didn't Red Dead Redemption 2 allow you to lasso the women picketing for 'sufferage' and drag them into the woods to feed them to an alligator?

Or a bear. And to their credit they didn't remove that capability, but 2 of the major writer/designers have left since then and their parent company just started getting ESG audits so the writing's on the wall.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (2ocoG)

I tried dragging one to the Creepy Pig Farmer... sadly nothing really happened.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2023 01:29 PM (xaFKb)

661 When a pre-therapeutic (not a vaccine) will not stop transmission, there is simply zero, ethically-defensible basis for a mandate. Full stop.
Posted by: Zek at November 15, 2023 12:56 PM (5FPX4)


Ethics schmethics. -- Stan

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2023 01:29 PM (1Z8zZ)

662 There was an actor in one of the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns that was listed in the credits as

Hey Sous.
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There's no letter "J" in the Italian alphabet.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 01:29 PM (krqg6)

663 654. Arizona still has a GOP legislature, and Big Majority Supreme Court. See how that plays out

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2023 01:30 PM (gwrBY)

664 Fire brigade
Militia

Posted by: N at November 15, 2023 01:30 PM (FVBv9)

665 628 621 Ace must be preparing his review of "The Marvels"
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 15, 2023 01:24 PM (lqvOK)

What is there to say ? I hear it stinks on ice

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2023 01:25 PM (bs+z0)

I hear it's "Marvel-ous", which mean it does indeed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:30 PM (ynpvh)

666 NOOD

Hamas congressman

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2023 01:30 PM (d04cU)

667 The thing with women voting is they get all the rights without having the responsibilities.

1920s men must have been some extremely limp-wristed cucks.

Posted by: How It Works at November 15, 2023 01:30 PM (5k0TE)

668 600 comments and she hasn't got one vote yet.
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Posted by: andycanuck


I'm sure someone here has low enough standards.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:30 PM (nWPLh)

669 From JackStraw's link:

"Rule 41(b)(7) To avoid engaging in unprofessional conduct and to advance no fact prejudicial to the honor or reputation of a party or a witness unless required by the duties to a client or the tribunal;"

That's a thing. Who would'a thunk it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 01:30 PM (DxFDO)

670 dare dare notice...

I need a new keyboard....my sweat melts the keys over time.

Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 01:30 PM (X0I7i)

671 632 Hamas supports free flying Lessons, for any Gay Man or Woman. Trans also.

No Planes needed, just a 10 story building

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (gwrBY)

Just like learning how to swim.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

672 The thing with women voting is they get all the rights without having the responsibilities.

1920s men must have been some extremely limp-wristed cucks.
Posted by: How It Works


The ones that weren't died in WWI.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:31 PM (nWPLh)

673 643. Agree Bob

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2023 01:31 PM (gwrBY)

674 669 Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 01:30 PM (DxFDO)

Yeah I am certain all the donk lawyers who call their ideological opponents "literally nazis" are gonna get disbarred any second now.

Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 01:31 PM (X0I7i)

675 I am so tired of her feminist schtick.

Does she really think that is going to receive support among conservatives?

And, if she is going for libs - don't they have many more authentic feminists to support?

The whole thing is so poorly conceived given that she has to make it through a primary.


Posted by: Brian at November 15, 2023 01:31 PM (muTdC)

676 Don't you guys here have any rational. conservative wives or girfriends? Do you think they shouldn't vote?. And I think most young people-men and women are horribly indoctrinated- And if you don't have a conservative girlfriend go to a conservative dating site (I would imagine they're out there) or go to Right to Life rallies because recalling the right to vote for women isn't happening unless-as I said Muslims take over and even thn, the Muslim women raised in this country won't go for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 01:31 PM (RSbhh)

677 Hey Sous Vide.

Posted by: rickb223

Rough translation: "The bag is life."

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 15, 2023 01:32 PM (hCzfy)

678 639 Didn't Red Dead Redemption 2 allow you to lasso the women picketing for 'sufferage' and drag them into the woods to feed them to an alligator?

Or a bear. And to their credit they didn't remove that capability, but 2 of the major writer/designers have left since then and their parent company just started getting ESG audits so the writing's on the wall.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 15, 2023 01:26 PM (2ocoG)

I think the game also allowed gay sex.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

679 Yeah, that whole Men Going Their Own Way Thing?

Women have figured out it IS a thing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2023 01:27 PM (xaFKb)

They also are noticing the Passport Bros - men moving overseas to marry Asian or Latin ladies.

Projections are that soon half of women over 30 will be single and remain so. And even now women over 40 is the least happy demographic.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 01:32 PM (eoQWY)

680 If people speaking is a threat to your government, it needs to go.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2023 01:32 PM (uqzpR)

681 NOOD RASHIDA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2023 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

682 Don't you guys here have any rational. conservative wives or girfriends? Do you think they shouldn't vote?

-

I'm betting the honest answer to that would be 80%+ in agreement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 01:33 PM (DxFDO)

683 676 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 01:31 PM (RSbhh)

My wife is a multiple combat zone veteran who wants the female vote taken away not at my asking.

She is the one that says most women are too retarded on fireign and economic policy to be trusted...

*I* am the one that points out to her that she exists.

Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 01:33 PM (X0I7i)

684 You can thank Cindy McCain and her fat Daughter, Orca, for turning Arizona into a shithole.

Fat little pig professes to be pro life after endorsing Biden.

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2023 01:33 PM (gwrBY)

685 NOOD

Hamas congressman

Oh, thank goodness this thread is over.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 01:33 PM (RSbhh)

686 I have a distant relative named Dick Hair

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2023 01:34 PM (NtVYv)

687 Don't you guys here have any rational. conservative wives or girfriends? Do you think they shouldn't vote?

ATC, the Empress Emeritus, says women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 15, 2023 01:34 PM (2ocoG)

688 They also are noticing the Passport Bros - men moving overseas to marry Asian or Latin ladies.

What I've urged my son to do. American Women are the most entitled on the planet.

Posted by: How It Works at November 15, 2023 01:34 PM (5k0TE)

689 Everyone reveres Jose'. They wrote a song for him and sing it before all sporting events. Honest!

"Jose' can you seeeeeeeeeee?"

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 01:34 PM (dhhKu)

690 NOOD

Hamas congressman

Oh, thank goodness this thread is over.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

--

"Shock: Rashida Tlaib Is a Member of a Secret Pro-Hamas FaceBook Group, Report Says"

It's comical how it ties it up with a neat little bow, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 01:35 PM (DxFDO)

691 recalling the right to vote for women isn't happening unless-as I said Muslims take over and even thn, the Muslim women raised in this country won't go for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 01:31 PM (RSbhh)

That is ridiculously naive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 15, 2023 01:35 PM (3Gtis)

692 582 Ambassador to the UN. Two term Governor. Great resume, that she is throwing away to appease the Deep State Rino's

Posted by: Jonah
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That she is throwing away for millions of dollars in personal gain.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 01:36 PM (HgOxD)

693 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 15, 2023 01:35 PM (3Gtis)

Somehow I will have to live-once again-with your disapprova of mel and refelction on my intelligence. It will be very hard, but somehow I will manage.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2023 01:37 PM (RSbhh)

694 559 Bushes in the front yard are pretty thick, don't think no little threads will trim those branches...but I keep getting plastic bags with rocks and a flyer advertising lawn services from Jesus or Juan.
Posted by: jim


Go with Jesus. Jesus rules!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (nWPLh)
----
Definitely go with Hey Sous, he'll bring a crew. One works alone and one isn't enough to get the job done.

(If Gilda is pronounced Hilda in Spanish, how is Hilda pronounced in the same language?)

Posted by: Ciampino - I wonder if Nikki makes good samosas?? at November 15, 2023 01:38 PM (qfLjt)

695 691 recalling the right to vote for women isn't happening
===

It's not happening in our lifetime.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 01:38 PM (HgOxD)

696 Can I use cocaine instead?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 15, 2023 01:16 PM (PiwSw)

Thank God I don't own an RV.


Well, at least two people read one of my posts. I think that may be a record.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2023 01:38 PM (CecP5)

697 So the woke

1. See an opinion I don't like.
2. Doxx who made it,
3. Get them fired and otherwise miserable with a woke hit squad.

Is going to be that much easier. It's essentially license for the left to control all online speech.

Posted by: Mike_The_Moose at November 15, 2023 01:39 PM (2979e)

698 695 Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 01:38 PM (HgOxD)

*Maybe*....Iranian women lost all their rights in about 40 years....

AWFLs are importing their IRG to lose their rights.

Posted by: sven at November 15, 2023 01:39 PM (X0I7i)

699 this is the kiss of death for whatever future Nikki Haley had in politics.

She is so out of touch with her base that she's not aware we a being hunted online for "insurrection"?

Or maybe she is

Posted by: Fenrisulven at November 15, 2023 01:39 PM (SgE1M)

700 700

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 15, 2023 01:40 PM (R4t5M)

701 One of my uncles ran an underground, anti-Castro newspaper in Cuba before he finally had to flee the country.

Might have to buy a printing press myself.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 15, 2023 01:44 PM (XV/hy)

702 There was an actor in one of the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns that was listed in the credits as

Hey Sous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2023


***
I thought it was the Mexican character, "Hay Soos," on Rawhide?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 01:44 PM (J2vNu)

703 "Don't you guys here have any rational. conservative wives or girfriends? Do you think they shouldn't vote"

My wife works for Dept of Energy and she is completely untouched and unaware of anything that is going on in the world right now. Trump. The Steal. Jan 6th. The Kangaroo Courts. All of it. We might as well be existing in separate realities as far as the outside world is concerned because none of what is happening shows up on her radar

Posted by: Fenrisulven at November 15, 2023 01:44 PM (SgE1M)

704 (If Gilda is pronounced Hilda in Spanish, how is Hilda pronounced in the same language?)
Posted by: Ciampino - I wonder if Nikki makes good samosas?? at November 15, 2023


***
Eel-da

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 15, 2023 01:45 PM (J2vNu)

705 Haley: Buck and Clay listeners were slobbering all over her as the one that is 'electable' - which means she can beat Biden. Or something.

Unbelievable what those guys are doing to Rush's legacy.

Posted by: Danimal28 at November 15, 2023 01:46 PM (klw0w)

706 "Wine Aunt thinks that someone competing with her for a job is only doing so because he Hates Women."

Oh. That's code for "the CIA swung by to show me all the blackmail they will leak if I don't sabotage my future in politics"

Posted by: Fenrisulven at November 15, 2023 01:50 PM (SgE1M)

707 Late to the part, someone probably said this, but . . . so, I guess Ol' GOPe Nikki Haley hates The Federalist Papers?

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at November 15, 2023 01:51 PM (ky+MF)

708 Nikki, why don't you reach across the aisle and work with Pocahontas to help Joe Biden give back all the land we took from the Indians? That's a good girl.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 15, 2023 01:58 PM (WznZg)

709 700 700
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 15, 2023 01:40 PM (R4t5M)

And the crowd goes wild!

Posted by: m at November 15, 2023 02:02 PM (30MvH)

710 Hamilton and the like were in fact bad for empirical security.

Posted by: DOYLE at November 15, 2023 02:03 PM (Z8Yh2)

711 Nikki Haley is a crack addicted five shilling whore.

Posted by: Silence Dogood at November 15, 2023 02:30 PM (keLEw)

712 What about first enforcing the laws against demonstrating, especially violently, while wearing a mask?
Just as those laws, these de-anonymizing laws will only be applied to one side.

Posted by: PG at November 15, 2023 05:02 PM (gQbO4)

713 Move over Big Brother here comes Big Sister

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 15, 2023 05:04 PM (wGqjj)

714 But Nikki, Lickmuffin IS my real name. Here, let me prove it to you.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at November 15, 2023 05:13 PM (QHFzy)

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When I look at your weƅ site in Safari, it
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Posted by: intrusion at November 16, 2023 01:02 AM (hlYi0)

716 "You can still use a pseudonym after you register under your real name

Also, this service is free, I just need your credit card #

And I promise not to do that thing in your mouth. Again.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at November 16, 2023 03:50 AM (r0WjY)

717 Haley's real name is Nimrata Randhawa...

Pot... Kettle...

Posted by: Danimal28 at November 16, 2023 10:08 AM (klw0w)

718 At this time it sounds like Wordpress is the preferred blogging platform
out there right now. (from what I've read) Is
that what you're using on your blog?

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