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The Week In Woke

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

SCOOP: This is being taught to students in @AmericanU. They are making white people "take responsibility for what [they] don't directly control" like structural racism, systemic oppression, and bias. They're teaching kids that they're guilty because of their skin color.

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Another teacher shows off turning xis classroom into a Gay Conversion clinic.

The left continues pretending it's a big deal that Trump called them "vermin" -- forgetting that Hillary Clinton called her political enemies "deplorables." And also forgetting they routinely use dehumanizing language for their opponents... including referring to "MAGA vermin."

More fine products of the American "education" system and the culture of excellence promoted by the teachers unions.

"Gender is all around us." So are carbs, alas.

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

SCOOP: this is a "DEI Word Search" given to students at @umsl [University of Missouri at St. Louis] as part of a "Cultural Diversity Course." It's a mandatory course for the nursing program.

Young people are going into tens of thousands of dollars in debt to do word searches with the left's buzzwords

diversitywordsearch.jpg

"Higher education."

Gee, why aren't kids learning?

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

This is an actual elementary school teacher in @WhiteCoSchools. She posted raging rants about hating America, Satan worship, being a drag queen, and calls herself a "certified sl*t." She also has dark images about k!ll*ng people.

Is it really a she? I have doubts.

Some selections from the drag queen elementary teacher's social media feeds here.

Chaya Raichik
@ChayaRaichik10

Children's Hospital in Winnipeg published this article detailing how they helped a 10-year-old kid transition. The kid's parents claim they knew he was trans since age 5. The kid worries about never having a baby but the hospital claims it doesn't matter because he won't have time to be a parent anyway. Just pure evil. They're gonna sterilize and mutilate this kid.

It gets better -- the Child Mutilation Center isn't concerned that this sick child will not be able to have children, you see, because this ten-year-old "trans" kid says he's going to be a "famous actress," and therefore wouldn't have time for kids anyway.

Oh, a ten year old boy says he's going to grow up to be a "famous actress." Well, that's as good as gold. Take that as a Medical Fact and brush away any concerns that he might change his mind one day and go ahead and sterilize him for life.


Women are starting to refuse to "compete" against men in Party City wigs.

A transvestite boxer -- yes, a man who wants to roll the dice on murdering a woman or giving her permanent brain damage by beating the shit out of her -- entered a women's boxing contest. He attempted to hide his actual gender -- and you're not going to believe this, but somehow, the sharp-eyed woman detected the deception.

She refused to put her life and health at risk and refused to fight the lunatic woman-beater.

An Australian transvestite won a Canadian women's boxing competition in Quebec by default in late October because his 36-year-old female opponent, Dr. Katia Bissonnette, refused to fight a man.

The 2023 Provincial Golden Glove Championship took place from Oct. 27 to Oct. 29 in Victoriaville, Quebec. It was hosted by the Quebec Olympic Boxing Federation in partnership with the KO-96 boxing club. The competition afforded amateur boxers the opportunity to qualify for the Canadian Championship in December.

Bissonnette, a recovered drug addict turned psychologist, figured she had fair shot in the 0-5 fights, 165 lb. super welterweight category. That dream was dashed by 27-year-old Mya Walmsley, a man evidently keen on beating up women.

"I came down from my hotel room to head towards the room where all the boxers were warming up. My coach suddenly took me aside and told me he received information by text message, which he had then validated, that my opponent was not a woman by birth. We did not have any other additional information," Bissonnette told Reduxx.

Denis Gravel, Katia's trainer, indicated that neither the QOBF nor Boxing Canada bothered to mention that Mya Walmsley was a man, reported La Presse.

Ariane Fortin, president of the QOBF, told Canadian state media, "They [Boxing Canada] told us not to warn [the female competitor], that it could contravene Safe Sport regulations, that it could constitute defamation, that it would expose the trans person. So we couldn't warn Katia, who was surprised. But we made sure to do the right thing."

Bissonnette, of Saguenay, told Reduxx, "The rule issued from Boxing Canada to the Quebec Boxing Federation was not to reveal that the opponent was transsexual, so that the latter would not be discriminated against. However, after confirmation, this policy only applies when a sex change has taken place before puberty."

Via Not the Bee:

The Quebec Boxing Federation was reportedly aware of Walmsley's biological sex, but justified the fight by stating they had chosen an appropriate referee for the match. Ultimately, Bissonnette says her decision to withdraw came down to safety.

"According to a study, a male blow has 163% more impact than a women's, even adjusted for weight," she says, referring to a 2020 study on strength published by researchers at the University of Utah. "In the group studied, the weakest man remains physically superior to the strongest woman."

Everyone remembers what happened to Apollo Creed, right?

NotTheBee also reports that a woman also forfeit the last match in a pool championship rather than pretend that a man is really a woman. It's too bad, the woman never got her chance to win the tournament, but I guess that's what the Progressive Stack demands.

TikTokers praise the impeccable logic and moral force of Osama bin Ladin's justification of terrorism against civilians. I always have to ask -- say, am I justified in committing terrorism against civilians I disagree with, like, for example, these TikTokers? Or nah?


A little old, but amusing:


gaynutcracker.jpg

How much for a Gay Nutcracker?

$20, same as in town.

"Fairer Tales" -- fairy tales rewritten to feature girlboss businesswomen who don't wear no glass slippers, they design their own lines of practical footwear!

The "Rabbi Jessica" Rosenberg, who is a man, and who recently heckled Biden about his (fake) support, is now Besties with Ilhan Omar.

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Lose about 40 pounds, Rachel. You need to get a grip on your blood sugar rages.

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1 Woke Kills

Posted by: rd at November 17, 2023 06:21 PM (0KokZ)

2 Wokeness blinds youth to the dangerous truths.

Posted by: rd at November 17, 2023 06:22 PM (0KokZ)

3 Target is hopeless, like Minnesota in general.

Posted by: rd at November 17, 2023 06:23 PM (0KokZ)

4 Collective justice, hmm?
Be careful what you wish for...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 17, 2023 06:23 PM (MeG8a)

5 It's A Madhouse! A Madhouse!!!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2023 06:24 PM (R/m4+)

6 Someone married Bearclaw ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2023 06:24 PM (bs+z0)

7 Rachel Vindmann will happily lead her friends right onto the trains.

Posted by: rd at November 17, 2023 06:25 PM (0KokZ)

8 I kinda fucking hate everything right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Kinda fucking hate everything right now at November 17, 2023 06:26 PM (T/Lqj)

9 I nooded.

Posted by: rd at November 17, 2023 06:26 PM (0KokZ)

10 holy shit Rachel is NOT a happy beard AT ALL

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 17, 2023 06:27 PM (AcWfM)

11 The nutcracker doesn't bother me.. It was the stuff aimed at kids like the swimsuits with a insert for tucking that was too much.. Leave the kids alone

Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2023 06:27 PM (bs+z0)

12 8 I kinda fucking hate everything right now.


I suggest drinking heavily

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 17, 2023 06:27 PM (AcWfM)

13 Can a Muslim woman become friends with a trans-Jew? Is that allowed in the Koran?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 06:28 PM (BpYfr)

14 I did custodial jobs through college. Women's toilets are not any cleaner. Don't kid yourself.

Posted by: skinbad at November 17, 2023 06:28 PM (x9Fhw)

15 "TikTokers praise the impeccable logic and moral force of Osama bin Ladin's justification of terrorism against civilians. I always have to ask -- say, am I justified in committing terrorism against civilians I disagree with, like, for example, these TikTokers? Or nah?"

Tell you what. How about we put all these people praising UBL in a stadium filled with gasoline tankers, chain the doors and shoot a few incendiaries inside. Then we can start the tailgating with so good flown home smoking.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2023 06:28 PM (NReIw)

16 So is that "Rabbi" A man woman or woman man ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2023 06:29 PM (bs+z0)

17 8 I kinda fucking hate everything right now.


I suggest drinking heavily
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 17, 2023 06:27 PM (AcWfM)

Are you, perchance, pre-Med?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Kinda fucking hate everything right now at November 17, 2023 06:29 PM (T/Lqj)

18 4 years ago in woke


Pregnant transgender man births stillborn baby, ER missed labor signs
May 16, 2019
When the man arrived at the hospital with severe abdominal pains, a nurse didn't consider it an emergency, noting that he was obese and had stopped taking blood pressure medicines. In reality, he...
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2023 06:14 PM (lwOKI)

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2023 06:29 PM (lwOKI)

19 14 I did custodial jobs through college. Women's toilets are not any cleaner. Don't kid yourself.


you're adding blood to the mix PLUS they tend to not sit on there even so it's a free for all

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 17, 2023 06:29 PM (AcWfM)

20 lol Pug you have to just laugh hon

I am still zero sugar so Friday I'm allowed a half beer. I just had a little tiny glass of Guinness

lol I'm toasty

so Animal House aside, I still think it helps lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 17, 2023 06:31 PM (AcWfM)

21 Not the Ball-Breakers, Sweet??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 17, 2023 06:31 PM (krqg6)

22 I think the Left is unintentionally trying their hardest to eliminate the rule about not hitting a woman.

Posted by: Drive by at November 17, 2023 06:31 PM (KLWiP)

23 The Horror! The Horror!

Posted by: The Mohel at Rabbi Jessica's Bris at November 17, 2023 06:31 PM (PiwSw)

24 15 "TikTokers praise the impeccable logic and moral force of Osama bin Ladin's justification of terrorism against civilians. I always have to ask -- say, am I justified in committing terrorism against civilians I disagree with, like, for example, these TikTokers? Or nah?"

Tell you what. How about we put all these people praising UBL in a stadium filled with gasoline tankers, chain the doors and shoot a few incendiaries inside. Then we can start the tailgating with so good flown home smoking.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2023 06:28 PM (NReIw)

now do the usury part
or killing homos
or gambling
or drugs

(Ha drugs were used to fund many terrorist killings)

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2023 06:31 PM (lwOKI)

25 "Rachel Vindman has entered this fight and I will
make sure you are sorry."

Oof. The only thing I am sorry about is that I just ate and saw your photo. Who did your hair, The Wizard of Oz Strawman?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2023 06:31 PM (NReIw)

26 Aren't all gay men nut crackers?

Posted by: Drive by at November 17, 2023 06:32 PM (KLWiP)

27 Damn. Read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2023 06:32 PM (aQy7p)

28 Did y'all know the Panama Canal isn't near any oceans?

Posted by: Moron Robbie was told it is impossible to measure ocean levels near the Panama Canal at November 17, 2023 06:32 PM (BMWRT)

29 I am aware that there is no such thing as trans so go suck on the tailpipe of a running car.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2023 06:33 PM (NUeKv)

30 Glad to see women refuse to play this Trannie bull shit

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2023 06:33 PM (fwDg9)

31 Why is Rabbi Jesse wearing a mask?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2023 06:34 PM (63Dwl)

32 31 Why is Rabbi Jesse wearing a mask?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2023 06:34 PM (63Dwl)

To cover up her beard

Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2023 06:34 PM (bs+z0)

33 14 I did custodial jobs through college. Women's toilets are not any cleaner. Don't kid yourself.
Posted by: skinbad at November 17, 2023 06:28 PM (x9Fhw)

I did churches.

What the fuck did those gals eat?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2023 06:34 PM (lwOKI)

34 I am still zero sugar so Friday I'm allowed a half beer. I just had a little tiny glass of Guinness

lol I'm toasty

so Animal House aside, I still think it helps lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 17, 2023 06:31 PM (AcWfM)

I do well, most of the time. Kind of the military dark humor thing. But sometimes I get a wee bit fed up.

Cheers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 17, 2023 06:35 PM (T/Lqj)

35 I teach business classes.
I begin every class with a question? Why are we here?
Answer's vary, but essentially, to study business.
The second question becomes Why do we study business?
Answers vary.
My answer I write on the board in big letters: PROFIT!

Most get it...but there are a couple of gasps in every class.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 06:35 PM (uSHSS)

36 RMBS, you know better. Comment first always!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2023 06:36 PM (NUeKv)

37 I did churches.

What the fuck did those gals eat?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2023 06:34 PM (lwOKI)

Green jello with carrots?

Just guessing. I was raised Catholic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 17, 2023 06:36 PM (T/Lqj)

38 13 Can a Muslim woman become friends with a trans-Jew? Is that allowed in the Koran?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 06:28 PM (BpYfr)


I think it's perfectly allowable to use the useful idiot by pretending to be frenz, then dispose of the said idiot when it's convenient to do so.

Posted by: CppThis at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (PZvjL)

39 wait, forfeited a pool tournament? I wouldn't think there is much of a male advantage for hitting the cue ball correctly.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (3cGpq)

40 Most get it...but there are a couple of gasps in every class.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 06:35 PM (uSHSS)

Who are you? Gordon Gekko.

Posted by: Drive by at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (KLWiP)

41 I am aware that there is no such thing as trans so go suck on the tailpipe of a running car.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2023 06:33 PM

This is the kind of trans-awareness I can get behind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (aQy7p)

42 22 I think the Left is unintentionally trying their hardest to eliminate the rule about not hitting a woman.
Posted by: Drive by at November 17, 2023 06:31 PM (KLWiP)

Former “Reading Rainbow” Host Makes Nasty Remark Suggesting Physical Violence Against Conservative Moms Group During Book Awards Ceremony

My wife would fuck up Geordie like a painters checkbook.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (lwOKI)

43 wait, forfeited a pool tournament? I wouldn't think there is much of a male advantage for hitting the cue ball correctly.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (3cGpq)

You'd be surprised.

Posted by: Drive by at November 17, 2023 06:38 PM (KLWiP)

44 And also forgetting they routinely use dehumanizing language for their opponents... including referring to "MAGA vermin."
---
The term "MAGAts" is all about making it sound like maggots.

People who live in glass houses can throw a lot of stones, if nobody throws stones back at their houses.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2023 06:38 PM (OaZlZ)

45 Show me on the evolutionary chart where/when surgery took place. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 17, 2023 06:38 PM (RkDFS)

46 And the Gope will continue to fund these indoctrination centers, right?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 17, 2023 06:38 PM (ko8ct)

47 35 Most get it...but there are a couple of gasps in every class.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 06:35 PM (uSHSS)


My answer probably would have been to Make All The Things, but that's why I'm an R&D guy not a business guy.

Posted by: CppThis at November 17, 2023 06:39 PM (PZvjL)

48 Green jello with carrots?

Just guessing. I was raised Catholic.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 17, 2023 06:36 PM (T/Lqj)

Methodist need a cover dish to get past St Peter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2023 06:39 PM (lwOKI)

49 I think the Left is unintentionally trying their hardest to eliminate the rule about not hitting a woman.
Posted by: Drive by at November 17, 2023 06:31 PM (KLWiP)
---
Decency is on their hit list.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2023 06:39 PM (OaZlZ)

50 Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg

BREAKING: Stacey Abrams' brother-in-law Jimmie Gardner has been arrested on human trafficking allegations.

According to Tampa police, Gardner was engaging in s*xual acts with a 16 year old girl and even assaulted her......


Gardner reportedly met with the minor at a hotel and invited her to his room......

https://tinyurl.com/35nkjrv4

Posted by: redridinghood at November 17, 2023 06:39 PM (NpAcC)

51 wait, forfeited a pool tournament? I wouldn't think there is much of a male advantage for hitting the cue ball correctly.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (3cGpq)
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I was kind of wondering the same thing...is there a significant advantage for men in pool?

I know they will tend to have a longer reach, so maybe that's a factor?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 06:39 PM (BpYfr)

52 Mohammedans hit women? Wasn’t that a thing?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 17, 2023 06:40 PM (RkDFS)

53 SCOOP: this is a "DEI Word Search" given to students at @umsl [University of Missouri at St. Louis] as part of a "Cultural Diversity Course." It's a mandatory course for the nursing program.

..

Would that be deep red Missouri that is Gope controlled from top to bottom?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 17, 2023 06:40 PM (ko8ct)

54 Mrs Vindaloo Bearclaw can go pound sand. "Don't you dare" my hairy ass.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 17, 2023 06:40 PM (DtgA/)

55 wait, forfeited a pool tournament? I wouldn't think there is much of a male advantage for hitting the cue ball correctly.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (3cGpq)

I wonder the same thing. Billiards is a skill set, like shooting. A woman could easily win a tournament.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 17, 2023 06:41 PM (T/Lqj)

56
My wife would fuck up Geordie like a painters checkbook.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Put an air filter on his head.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2023 06:41 PM (63Dwl)

57 Antifa wear chadors? Hijabs? Right?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 17, 2023 06:41 PM (RkDFS)

58 In news that won't make the News...

Georgia Judge rules that Questions about Voting machines are valid, and not a conspiracy theory at all after a long series of hearings, with expert witnesses.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 17, 2023 06:41 PM (xaFKb)

59 "The kid worries about never having a baby but the hospital claims it doesn't matter because he won't have time to be a parent anyway."

That 40 hour work week just eats up all of your time.

Posted by: fd at November 17, 2023 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

60 Looks like "Rabbi Jessica" is afraid of
"afro-american" cooties.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2023 06:41 PM (Igt5o)

61 Who are you? Gordon Gekko.
Posted by: Drive by at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (KLWiP)

Heh.
Actually got asked that once.
I told the kid we study business so we can do it better. Better is usually measured in terms of profit.
He got it.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 06:42 PM (uSHSS)

62 JUST IN - Stacey Abrams' brother-in-law arrested in Tampa for human trafficking, attacking teen.

Posted by: SMOD at November 17, 2023 06:42 PM (RovqD)

63 As said downstairs willowed. Said " Trannie Man" was really a woman with female birth plumbing?

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2023 06:42 PM (fwDg9)

64 30 Glad to see women refuse to play this Trannie bull shit
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2023 06:33 PM (fwDg9)


Women are really the only ones that can fight it, so they either fight it or get conquered by it. Methinks they're starting to figure that out.

Posted by: CppThis at November 17, 2023 06:42 PM (PZvjL)

65 wait, forfeited a pool tournament? I wouldn't think there is much of a male advantage for hitting the cue ball correctly.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (3cGpq)
---
I was kind of wondering the same thing...is there a significant advantage for men in pool?

I know they will tend to have a longer reach, so maybe that's a factor?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 06:39 PM (BpYfr)

Shouldn't matter, it was a female tournament, not a mixed or coed tournament.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2023 06:43 PM (y8ulm)

66 wait, forfeited a pool tournament? I wouldn't think there is much of a male advantage for hitting the cue ball correcty.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (3cGpq)

better handling stick and balls

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2023 06:43 PM (lwOKI)

67 Jessica Rabbit >>>>"Rabbi" "Jessica"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 17, 2023 06:43 PM (T/Lqj)

68 I don't need the statistics on M vs. F difference in punching power, etc. I'm just thinking of a female volleyball player whi has double vision and a concussion, and a female NJ lacrosse player who nearly died -- both women severely injured by "men" playing against women.

We used to call such men "sissies". What a world.

Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 17, 2023 06:43 PM (aSeSe)

69 "They [Boxing Canada] told us not to warn [the female competitor], that it could contravene Safe Sport regulations, that it could constitute defamation, that it would expose the trans person. So we couldn't warn Katia, who was surprised. But we made sure to do the right thing."

SafeSport is an abomination that governs every competitor in the Olympics, Paralympics, Pan American, and Para Pan American sports.

They have a huge net to throw over any conduct they don't like. Their prohibited conduct list includes bullying, hazing, harassment, "Other inappropriate conduct," and Aiding and Abetting same.

So this could theoretically be applied against the people who warned the boxer, the boxer, and all of her coaches if the officials want to claim that refusing to box the tranny constitutes "inappropriate conduct" or harassment.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2023 06:43 PM (0N1h0)

70 wait, forfeited a pool tournament? I wouldn't think there is much of a male advantage for hitting the cue ball correctly.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (3cGpq)

know more about stroking

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2023 06:43 PM (lwOKI)

71 BNO News @BNONews 3h
Apple suspends all advertising on X/Twitter, joining IBM, Lionsgate and the European Commission

MSNBC @MSNBC 4h
White House condemns Elon Musk post to X that supported antisemitic claim nbcnews.com/politics/white

Scott Adams retweeted Styxhexenhammer666 @Styx666Official 4h
"White house condemns Musk for replying to a tweet the ADL dislikes"

Axios @axios 4h
EXCLUSIVE: Apple to pause advertising on X after Musk backs antisemitic post trib.al/yPydaW5

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 3h
The DEI groups in these companies must be wagging the dogs. It’s too suicidal for @tim_cook to think this is a good idea for Apple.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 3h
If @apple is pulling its ads off of X and keeping them on TikTok, they have some awkward explaining to do. Dumbest thing I have seen lately. @tim_cook must be on vacation.

Scott Adams retweeted ALX @alx 3h
So @tim_cook opposes Free Speech now too, good to know.

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 49m
'We Cannot Be Associated With Elon Musk,' Says Tim Cook While Shaking Hands With Brutal Chinese Dictator buff.ly/49H4408

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 17, 2023 06:44 PM (krqg6)

72 What a useless blog this has become.
Try to post something new, the proprietor doesn't have a contact anymore, the comments block the new news, and to top it off the regulars are so narcistic all they can focus on is being first to comment or first to change the subject. Fucking MSNBC is a more reliable source of information than this place.
Ace, you let a good thing spiral into a useless shit hole!

Posted by: Dave's not here at November 17, 2023 06:44 PM (yxkk+)

73 Mya Walmsley is crazy as a loon. Look at those eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 17, 2023 06:45 PM (MwlPL)

74 58 In news that won't make the News...

Georgia Judge rules that Questions about Voting machines are valid, and not a conspiracy theory at all after a long series of hearings, with expert witnesses.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 17, 2023 06:41 PM (xaFKb)

so Fox paid 738 MILLION for NADA

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2023 06:45 PM (lwOKI)

75 SCOOP: this is a "DEI Word Search" given to students at @umsl [University of Missouri at St. Louis] as part of a "Cultural Diversity Course." It's a mandatory course for the nursing program.

..

Would that be deep red Missouri that is Gope controlled from top to bottom?
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 17, 2023 06:40 PM (ko8ct)
---
UMSL is in deep, deep blue territory inside of St. Louis. It's also a "commuter" college, so most of the students are from the surrounding community. It's definitely one of the Dem strongholds in MO.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 06:46 PM (BpYfr)

76 >>Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok

SCOOP: This is being taught to students in @AmericanU. They are making white people "take responsibility for what [they] don't directly control" like structural racism, systemic oppression, and bias. They're teaching kids that they're guilty because of their skin color.


What helps this crap take hold is teachers and counselors getting a few outspoken future hardcore SJWs to put peer pressure on their classmates, especially on girls, via TikTok, X, and other social networks. The Commies use every brainwashing technique they know works on school-age kids, based on past performance in the USSR, China, North Korea, North Vietnam. Now these techniques are in widespread use in the US, a societal cancer rapidly metastasizing out of control.

Posted by: Gref at November 17, 2023 06:46 PM (5fDan)

77 Dave's not here at November 17, 2023 06:44 PM (yxkk+)

*dumps more sand*

Good for the vag, I hear tell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 17, 2023 06:46 PM (T/Lqj)

78 It's definitely one of the Dem strongholds in MO.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 06:46 PM (BpYfr)

That receives state funding?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 17, 2023 06:47 PM (ko8ct)

79 Dave's not here, your opinion is shit and you should feel bad.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2023 06:47 PM (0N1h0)

80 72 What a useless blog this has become.
Try to post something new, the proprietor doesn't have a contact anymore, the comments block the new news, and to top it off the regulars are so narcistic all they can focus on is being first to comment or first to change the subject. Fucking MSNBC is a more reliable source of information than this place.
Ace, you let a good thing spiral into a useless shit hole!
Posted by: Dave's not here at November 17, 2023 06:44 PM (yxkk+)

Now do Fox News

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2023 06:48 PM (lwOKI)

81 Dave's not here at November 17, 2023 06:44 PM

Your concern is:

[X] Noted

[ ] Other Than Noted

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2023 06:48 PM (aQy7p)

82 31 Why is Rabbi Jesse wearing a mask?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Rep. Ilhan Omar reeks like her brother?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 17, 2023 06:48 PM (pZ64F)

83 MSNBC @MSNBC 4h
White House condemns Elon Musk post to X that supported antisemitic claim nbcnews.com/politics/white
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How dare Musk insult George Soros!

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2023 06:49 PM (OaZlZ)

84 It's definitely one of the Dem strongholds in MO.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 06:46 PM (BpYfr)

That receives state funding?
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 17, 2023 06:47 PM (ko8ct)
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Yep. It's part of the state university system. St. Louis, KC, and Columbia (the mothership) all have a lot of pull when it comes to higher educational funding.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 06:49 PM (BpYfr)

85 55 wait, forfeited a pool tournament? I wouldn't think there is much of a male advantage for hitting the cue ball correctly.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (3cGpq)

I wonder the same thing. Billiards is a skill set, like shooting. A woman could easily win a tournament.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 17, 2023 06:41 PM (T/Lqj)

Hmmm... THEY must think there is a difference, because every pool tourney either has a Men's and Women's section...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 17, 2023 06:49 PM (xaFKb)

86 My answer probably would have been to Make All The Things, but that's why I'm an R&D guy not a business guy.
Posted by: CppThis at November 17, 2023 06:39 PM (PZvjL)


That's worth five points.
Make the things. Sell the things. Make more things. Sell more things. Increase margins. Profit!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 06:49 PM (uSHSS)

87 55 wait, forfeited a pool tournament? I wouldn't think there is much of a male advantage for hitting the cue ball correctly.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 17, 2023 06:37 PM (3cGpq)

I wonder the same thing. Billiards is a skill set, like shooting. A woman could easily win a tournament.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 17, 2023 06:41 PM (T/Lqj)

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Why doesn't this same logic apply to parallel parking?

[looks and ducks]

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 17, 2023 06:49 PM (KuFdU)

88 MSNBC @MSNBC 4h
White House condemns Elon Musk post to X that supported antisemitic claim nbcnews.com/politics/white

The WH ? Seriously ? F' off Joe.. Musk is not anti-Semitic

Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2023 06:49 PM (bs+z0)

89 Dave's not here, your opinion is shit and you should feel bad.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2023 06:47 PM (0N1h0)

Neither here, nor all there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2023 06:50 PM (Igt5o)

90 Why do you ask "Play with Balls"?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2023 06:50 PM (lwOKI)

91 That receives state funding?
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 17, 2023 06:47 PM (ko8ct)
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Yep. It's part of the state university system

..

That's my point. Gope controlled (Super majority?) State houses and Governorship.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 17, 2023 06:50 PM (ko8ct)

92 What a useless blog this has become.

Posted by: Dave's not here at November 17, 2023 06:44 PM (yxkk+)
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There's not even a door I can point to.

But imagine a virtual door that nobody has locked and you can leave anytime you want to.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2023 06:51 PM (OaZlZ)

93 "There is a mismatch between sex assigned at birth and gender identity"

I didn't know my penis was assigned to me.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 17, 2023 06:51 PM (0MLPk)

94 Elon Musk @elonmusk Nov 15 Replying to @SwipeWright
Yes, “decolonization” necessarily implies a Jewish genocide, thus it is unacceptable to any reasonable person

Elon Musk @elonmusk 51m
As I said earlier this week, “decolonization”, “from the river to the sea” and similar euphemisms necessarily imply genocide.

Clear calls for extreme violence are against our terms of service and will result in suspension.

Ian Miles Cheong @stillgray Nov 16
Ben Shapiro defends Elon Musk’s criticism of the ADL and progressive Jewish organizations whose policies have resulted in the widespread increase in anti-Western and anti-Jewish sentiment throughout the West

Elon Musk @elonmusk 7m
At risk of stating the obvious, anyone advocating the genocide of *any* group will be suspended from this platform

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 17, 2023 06:52 PM (krqg6)

95 Dave's not here, your opinion is shit and you should feel bad.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2023 06:47 PM (0N1h0)
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He will fight all you homos in the Octagon!

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2023 06:52 PM (OaZlZ)

96 What a useless blog this has become.
Try to post something new, the proprietor doesn't have a contact anymore, the comments block the new news, and to top it off the regulars are so narcistic all they can focus on is being first to comment or first to change the subject. Fucking MSNBC is a more reliable source of information than this place.
Ace, you let a good thing spiral into a useless shit hole!
Posted by: Dave's not here

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Link your blog so we can read good, well written content, please.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was told there are no oceans near the Panama Canal at November 17, 2023 06:52 PM (QCAe2)

97 Ace, you let a good thing spiral into a useless shit hole!
Posted by: Dave's not here at November 17, 2023 06:44 PM (yxkk+)

Relax, have a cigarette.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2023 06:52 PM (R/m4+)

98 50 Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg

BREAKING: Stacey Abrams' brother-in-law Jimmie Gardner has been arrested on human trafficking allegations.

According to Tampa police, Gardner was engaging in s*xual acts with a 16 year old girl and even assaulted her......


Gardner reportedly met with the minor at a hotel and invited her to his room......

https://tinyurl.com/35nkjrv4
Posted by: redridinghood



This is horrible! Will Stacey Abrams have to step down as Governor of Georgia?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 17, 2023 06:52 PM (pZ64F)

99 What happened to the guy who couldn't spell "narcissistic"?

Darn, I was fixin' to have me some fun!

Posted by: mnw at November 17, 2023 06:52 PM (NLIak)

100 Just FYI: Apple has not had a technology breakthrough since Jobs died/iPhone 7.

Now the business model is to milk the cash cow using CCP child slave labor and changing the color/case materials to claim new model innovation.

Get a Samsung. Theyre pricks too, but not as smug about it.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at November 17, 2023 06:53 PM (nnp+f)

101 Posted by: Dave's not here at November 17, 2023 06:44 PM (yxkk+)

And yet here you are...trolling so you get noticed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2023 06:53 PM (3Gtis)

102 Elon Musk @elonmusk 51m
As I said earlier this week, “decolonization”, “from the river to the sea” and similar euphemisms necessarily imply genocide.
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How can that be antisemitic--I don't even see how that insults George Soros!

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2023 06:54 PM (OaZlZ)

103 80 72 What a useless blog this has become.
Try to post something new, the proprietor doesn't have a contact anymore, the comments block the new news, and to top it off the regulars are so narcistic all they can focus on is being first to comment or first to change the subject. Fucking MSNBC is a more reliable source of information than this place.
Ace, you let a good thing spiral into a useless shit hole!
Posted by: Dave's not here at November 17, 2023 06:44 PM (yxkk+)

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Somebody give this guy and honorary "First"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 17, 2023 06:54 PM (KuFdU)

104 I knew a guy from the Caucuses who use to make his kefir in an old, worn, crinkled goatskin. Rachel Vindman kinda reminds me of that.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2023 06:55 PM (GZsmd)

105 I didn't know my penis was assigned to me.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 17, 2023 06:51 PM (0MLPk)

Yup...God works in mysterious ways!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2023 06:55 PM (3Gtis)

106 This thread is why we need President Trump.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 17, 2023 06:55 PM (MwlPL)

107 Even Apple desktops and laptops are a disappointment anymore. Slow as a glacier, no matter what chip they put in them.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 17, 2023 06:55 PM (MeG8a)

108 Uh, Dave ... Have you ever really done a close reading of this smart but cruel military blog?

Posted by: A. Pendragon at November 17, 2023 06:56 PM (wgYQn)

109 Men have the advantage in pool of longer reach and greater striking power. Granted, not as big an as in, say, boxing. But still.

Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 17, 2023 06:58 PM (aSeSe)

110 Somebody please tell Rachel Vindman if you make threats against other people you should at least be able to touch your toes.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2023 06:58 PM (GZsmd)

111
Rachel Vindman?

My first thought was that Rachel Levine and Bearclaw had adopted a (presuming gender here) daughter.

Politics makes for perverse bedfellows. No assumption is too bizarre.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2023 06:58 PM (XeU6L)

112 Harris County, Tx - Texas Ethics Commission has notified Lina Hidalgo they have accepted a complaint filed on November 10. It has nothing to do with the charges the DA is pursuing regarding the $11m bid rigging embroglio.

Poor baby. Watch her fwens bail on her.

Posted by: DanMan at November 17, 2023 06:58 PM (8uzBS)

113 I'm not on X...

So what it it that Elon was supposed to have said?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 17, 2023 06:59 PM (TTAGa)

114 Nobody has commented on the line in that first image of "I will rigorously and flexibly apply...?" How can anyone with enough intelligence to spell those words write that and not stop and think "Hmmm, something seems not quite right with that?"

Posted by: Oddbob at November 17, 2023 06:59 PM (nfrXX)

115 Hey, what up with Mark Steyn?
He grew a beard, his hair is all white, and he is in a wheelchair.

I only recently saw a photo. Is he OK?

A while back someone asked in the comments about the lawsuit. Well it seems he just returned from a trip to DC for the trial or deposition or something. So, still ongoing after 10 years!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 17, 2023 06:59 PM (OgoSU)

116 "... we agreed that true peace can only happen when the current violence ends."

To be fair, they have a valid point.

Posted by: Carthaginians & Trojans at November 17, 2023 06:59 PM (a3Q+t)

117 By any chance, Dave's Not Here, did you get an error message of some type while trying to post your innovative new news??

Try tinyurl.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 17, 2023 06:59 PM (krqg6)

118 BREAKING: Stacey Abrams' brother-in-law Jimmie Gardner has been arrested on human trafficking allegations.

According to Tampa police, Gardner was engaging in s*xual acts with a 16 year old girl and even assaulted her......
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He found it preferrable to sisterly incest.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2023 06:59 PM (XeU6L)

119 RE: Dave's disappeared:

I don't even know what "the comments block the new news" means.

Can anyone translate that into comprehensible standard English? Do the comments NOT block the "old news"?

Posted by: mnw at November 17, 2023 07:00 PM (NLIak)

120 Rabbi Jessica is part oof the Reconstructionist Wing of Judaism-the smallest and newest, most progressive branch of Judaism. They have been ordaining gays since 1984. I don't know how long they've been ordaining transgenders.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2023 07:00 PM (RSbhh)

121 This is horrible! Will Stacey Abrams have to step down as Governor of Georgia?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 17, 2023 06:52 PM (pZ64F)

Drilling down a bit, it seems the guy is married to Abrams' sister, who is a Federal Judge, and that he spent many years in prison for a sex assault he apparently did not commit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2023 07:00 PM (Igt5o)

122 Well Dave, since you're here, what's your new news?

Posted by: Robbie can't figure where that canal water comes from at November 17, 2023 07:01 PM (4PZHB)

123 Often the newest news is in the comments.

Posted by: fd at November 17, 2023 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

124 I don't know how long they've been ordaining transgenders.

When did transgenderism become fashionable? Probably right after that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 17, 2023 07:01 PM (Bd6X8)

125 "I didn't know my penis was assigned to me."

Cold Winter Morning in Butte Montana 1966:

Doc: All is well, you have a healthy baby.
Mom: Thank the Lord, boy or girl?
Doc: *thumbs through note cards* *frowns* A boy, I guess. I owe the guys a beer. Sure I had that one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 17, 2023 07:02 PM (T/Lqj)

126 Yes, Rachel Vindman, defender of the military whose fatass, blubbery, lying, chow thief husband deliberately undermined the CiNC for his politics, and against the code. Go drown in a pot of cottage cheese, dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2023 07:02 PM (GZsmd)

127 Fucking MSNBC is a more reliable source of information than this place.
Ace, you let a good thing spiral into a useless shit hole!
Posted by: Dave's not here at November 17, 2023 06:44 PM (yxkk+)



Is dis muthafu*ka talking 'bout us?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 07:02 PM (uSHSS)

128 This is horrible! Will Stacey Abrams have to step down as Governor of Georgia?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 17, 2023 06:52 PM (pZ64F)
*****
She'll have to step down from being President of Earth.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 17, 2023 07:02 PM (NpAcC)

129 Drilling down a bit, it seems the guy is married to Abrams' sister, who is a Federal Judge, and that he spent many years in prison for a sex assault he apparently did not commit.

So I guess he figured he had one coming to him?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 17, 2023 07:02 PM (nfrXX)

130 Dave's not here 'cause he's down at Target picking out some nutcrackers.

Posted by: fd at November 17, 2023 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

131 Take it for what it's worth, but this is what Wikipedia says about Reconstructionist Judaism's belief in God:

All anthropomorphic descriptions of God are understood to be metaphorical. Kaplan's (the founder) theology went further to claim that God is neither a personal nor conscious being; God cannot relate to or communicate with humanity in any way.[22] Kaplan's theology defines God as the sum of all natural processes that allow people to become self-fulfilled.[23]

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2023 07:03 PM (RSbhh)

132 Rabbi Jessica is part oof the Reconstructionist Wing of Judaism-the smallest and newest, most progressive branch of Judaism. They have been ordaining gays since 1984. I don't know how long they've been ordaining transgenders.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2023 07:00 PM (RSbhh)

Fen, I don't know if "ordain" is the right term to use for the Close Cover Before Striking Divinity School.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2023 07:03 PM (Igt5o)

133 Dave's got the stuff, man!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2023 07:04 PM (63Dwl)

134 Fucking MSNBC is a more reliable source of information than this place.
Ace, you let a good thing spiral into a useless shit hole!
Posted by: Dave's not here at November 17, 2023 06:44 PM (yxkk+)

Is dis muthafu*ka talking 'bout us?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 07:02 PM (uSHSS)
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He acts like we're standing in his view of MSNBC or something.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2023 07:04 PM (OaZlZ)

135 There are apparently 100 synagogues which are Reconstructionist in the U.S.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2023 07:04 PM (RSbhh)

136 DAVE'S NOT HERE!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 17, 2023 07:05 PM (T/Lqj)

137
Whoa, whoa, whoa! "Gay conversion clinic"?? You mean it's OK to convert people from S-to-G but G-to-S is genocide?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2023 07:05 PM (MoZTd)

138 So I guess he figured he had one coming to him?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 17, 2023 07:02 PM (nfrXX)

Well, I said "apparently". His conviction was ultimately overturned. I don't know if he was completely innocent or if he really did it, but the prosecution was somehow tainted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2023 07:06 PM (Igt5o)

139 Yes, Rachel Vindman, defender of the military whose fatass, blubbery, lying, chow thief husband deliberately undermined the CiNC for his politics, and against the code. Go drown in a pot of cottage cheese, dunce.

Be funny if everybody just responded to her as "Mrs. Bearclaw". She'll probably think it's a plus until she's clued in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 17, 2023 07:06 PM (Bd6X8)

140 more news from Harris County - a recent tape surfaced of SheJac raking her staffers over the coals. This is a recent recording. Sheila is in a run-off for mayor of Houston. The staffer that took the brunt of the abuse was just found dead. His name is Aubrey Taylor.

Posted by: DanMan at November 17, 2023 07:06 PM (8uzBS)

141 "According to a study, a male blow has 163% more impact than a women's, even adjusted for weight," she says, referring to a 2020 study on strength published by researchers at the University of Utah. "

Well, I could have told you that!

Posted by: Don LeMon at November 17, 2023 07:07 PM (PiwSw)

142 Close Cover Before Striking Divinity School.
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*?*

Whut? I don't get that.

Posted by: Gen Z at November 17, 2023 07:07 PM (XeU6L)

143 >>They're teaching kids that they're guilty because of their skin color.

John Conner: We're not going to make it, are we?

T-800: NO!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 17, 2023 07:07 PM (XV/Pl)

144 WHO IS IT?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at November 17, 2023 07:08 PM (T/Lqj)

145 What is the point of having a religion if you don't believe in God? This seems odd to me and absolutely in conflict with Hebrew Scriptures since Reconstructionsit Judaism says God is neither personal or conscious and doesn't communicate with humans in anyway, Oh, great-a Metaphorical God/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2023 07:08 PM (RSbhh)

146 All anthropomorphic descriptions of God ....
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Is that anything like animatronic?

Posted by: Disney Engineer at November 17, 2023 07:09 PM (OgoSU)

147 Anyone have a link to Dave's Not Here Blog?

Thanks!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2023 07:09 PM (R/m4+)

148 Whut? I don't get that.
Posted by: Gen Z at November 17, 2023 07:07 PM (XeU6L)

Well, you see, if vape cartridges were packed in little cardboard folders...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2023 07:09 PM (Igt5o)

149 All anthropomorphic descriptions of God are understood to be metaphorical. Kaplan's (the founder) theology went further to claim that God is neither a personal nor conscious being; God cannot relate to or communicate with humanity in any way.[22] Kaplan's theology defines God as the sum of all natural processes that allow people to become self-fulfilled.[23]
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2023 07:03 PM (RSbhh)
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That doesn't sound heretical at all! /sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 07:10 PM (BpYfr)

150 What is the point of having a religion if you don't believe in God? This seems odd to me and absolutely in conflict with Hebrew Scriptures since Reconstructionsit Judaism says God is neither personal or conscious and doesn't communicate with humans in anyway, Oh, great-a Metaphorical God/s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2023 07:08 PM (RSbhh)

Opening to prayer at the Unitarian Church: "To Whom It May Concern".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2023 07:11 PM (Igt5o)

151 145 What is the point of having a religion if you don't believe in God?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Twice this past week I have seen people (on a meme site) claiming to be non-believers say that they would support mandatory Christianity in their country as a way to expel that religion we are currently at war with.

So, that is a reason - because we are at war and you are either fighting or kneeling.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 17, 2023 07:11 PM (OgoSU)

152 The nutcracker thing is hilarious. Target's nutcrackers are shit.
Mrs D bought ours while we were stationed in Germany. She got them at Käthe Wohlfahrt, in Rothenburg ob der Tauber. It is a beautiful little German town that dates back almost a thousand years. Wohlfahrt is noted for Christmas things and has been in business for years. Nutcrackers there go for several hundred dollars. More if they are special.
Not seeing any tranny shit in her catalogue.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (uSHSS)

153 You know what I am gonna do? I'm gonna watch "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension."

Why? Because it's fun, and silly. And I need that right now.

Posted by: Pug Smallberries at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (T/Lqj)

154 Do the Reconstructionists try to reattach what the mohel took off?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (a3Q+t)

155 "What is the point of having a religion if you don't believe in God? "

Or Gods. Most people need to believe in something. It might not be the same thing you believe in. I don't really care as long as your religion doesn't insist upon itself and / or murders people.

Posted by: fd at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (vFG9F)

156
All anthropomorphic descriptions of God are understood to be metaphorical.

________

He told me Himself that He's 6' 8" and can bench press 45 tons.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (MoZTd)

157 100 Just FYI: Apple has not had a technology breakthrough since Jobs died/iPhone 7.

Now the business model is to milk the cash cow using CCP child slave labor and changing the color/case materials to claim new model innovation.

Get a Samsung. Theyre pricks too, but not as smug about it.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at November 17, 2023 06:53 PM (nnp+f)

The Apple Watch??? Apple TV stinks, nobody is buying it or watching it. The only thing Apple TV had was Messi coming to MLS and Apple having an exclusive rights

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (dKiJG)

158 So, that is a reason - because we are at war and you are either fighting or kneeling.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 17, 2023 07:11 PM (OgoSU)

Actually, a good Christian does both.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (okGHj)

159 Some religions preach that there is no God above you, and that you, yourself are God. Maybe you just don't realize it yet.
Not being sarcastic in the least.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (MeG8a)

160 The nutcracker thing is hilarious. Target's nutcrackers are shit.
Mrs D bought ours while we were stationed in Germany. She got them at Käthe Wohlfahrt, in Rothenburg ob der Tauber. It is a beautiful little German town that dates back almost a thousand years. Wohlfahrt is noted for Christmas things and has been in business for years. Nutcrackers there go for several hundred dollars. More if they are special.
Not seeing any tranny shit in her catalogue.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (uSHSS)
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I just found out my little town is hosting a proper Christkindl Markt in a few weeks. I'm excited to go!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 07:13 PM (BpYfr)

161 A bear in Poland’s Carpathian Mountains has mauled an eco-activist who was trying to prove the animal’s lair was abandoned due to logging.

The German was airlifted to hospital following the attack and was said to be in a serious but stable condition.

He had travelled to the bear’s den alongside another activist from the Wild Carpathians Initiative to check if the area had been affected by logging. 🐻

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 17, 2023 07:13 PM (krqg6)

162 The stone-cold reality is that 21st century Joo killin' is chiefly enabled by international leftist organizations and those leftist orgs' leadership and finance both have a very high concentration of proglib Joo global-citizen types, so if Musk was commenting on that then I gotta say good on him for stating something that needs to be stated.

Posted by: CppThis at November 17, 2023 07:13 PM (PZvjL)

163 147 HG

No, because Dave's Not Here morphed into Dave's Disappeared too fast.

Posted by: mnw at November 17, 2023 07:13 PM (NLIak)

164 One of the most disgusting and nauseating spectacles was Larissa Kelly congratulating Amy Schneider when the he/she became Jeopardy's top winning female contestant.

I would hope privately Larissa was mortified and angry at what she was forced to do under penalty of being cancelled but somehow I doubt it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 17, 2023 07:13 PM (XV/Pl)

165 He told me Himself that He's 6' 8" and can bench press 45 tons.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (MoZTd)

Can He make a stone too heavy for Him to lift?

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 17, 2023 07:13 PM (okGHj)

166 these people praising UBL in a stadium filled with gasoline tankers, chain the doors and shoot a few i....
Posted by: Marcus T


Shouldn't they be smashed into something at 400+ mph 1st?

Proportionality.

Posted by: DaveA at November 17, 2023 07:14 PM (FhXTo)

167
Opening to prayer at the Unitarian Church: "To Whom It May Concern".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I have to concede that Unitarians seem to acknowledge that they do not know *what* they believe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2023 07:14 PM (XeU6L)

168 Judge rules Trump can remain on ballot in Colorado

Posted by: redridinghood at November 17, 2023 07:14 PM (NpAcC)

169 Why? Because it's fun, and silly. And I need that right now.
Posted by: Pug Smallberries at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (T/Lqj)


No matter where you go, there you are...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 17, 2023 07:15 PM (PiwSw)

170 You know what I am gonna do? I'm gonna watch "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension."

Why? Because it's fun, and silly. And I need that right now.
Posted by: Pug Smallberries at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (T/Lqj)
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It took me a couple of viewings to appreciate it for the gem that it is. I love how the characters act so seriously about everything even as it's just insane goofiness. I can tell they were having fun making this flick.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 07:15 PM (BpYfr)

171 One would hope that there is a peak lunacy that can happen.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 17, 2023 07:15 PM (xxG/v)

172 I just found out my little town is hosting a proper Christkindl Markt in a few weeks. I'm excited to go!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 07:13 PM (BpYfr)


Mrs D and I were just talking about the one held in Augsburg last night. We had a blast going to it when we lived there. Cold...snow...gluwein...booths with all kinds of stuff. Brats. Bier. Damn! It was magical!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 07:15 PM (uSHSS)

173 153 You know what I am gonna do? I'm gonna watch "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension."

Why? Because it's fun, and silly. And I need that right now.
Posted by: Pug Smallberries at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (T/Lqj)


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Gah. That movie's terrible.

It's weird, I remember liking it as a kid, but I tried watching it with my kids recently and we had to turn it off because it's unwatchable garbage.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 17, 2023 07:15 PM (jleHU)

174 Teacher, cop, nurse, doctor, firefighter, soldier - all synonyms for "government-paid political activist".

Violent, bloody revolution. Sooner is better than later.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 17, 2023 07:16 PM (EXAJ1)

175 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 4h
JUST IN - Citigroup plans to announce major lay-offs, tens of thousands at risk of being eliminated from the bank — FT

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 4h
Citi plans to announce first big round of lay-offs on Monday.
ft.com/content/cbb60897-332a…

Live news: Sam Altman to depart OpenAI after board loses ‘confidence’ in CEO
ft.com

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 17, 2023 07:16 PM (krqg6)

176 It took me a couple of viewings to appreciate it for the gem that it is. I love how the characters act so seriously about everything even as it's just insane goofiness. I can tell they were having fun making this flick.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 07:15 PM (BpYfr)


Nobody does "over the top" like John Lithgow.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 17, 2023 07:17 PM (PiwSw)

177 Rachel Vindman, defender of the military whose fatass, blubbery, lying, chow thief husband deliberately undermined the CiNC for his politics, and against the code. Go drown in a pot of cottage cheese, dunce.
Posted by: Marcus T


LTC Bearclaw is not only a chow thief, but he snarfs down the MRE Vomlet and the Five Fingers of Death

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 17, 2023 07:17 PM (DtgA/)

178 Where da baby goats at?

Posted by: mnw at November 17, 2023 07:17 PM (NLIak)

179 Mrs D and I were just talking about the one held in Augsburg last night. We had a blast going to it when we lived there. Cold...snow...gluwein...booths with all kinds of stuff. Brats. Bier. Damn! It was magical!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 07:15 PM (uSHSS)
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One my coworkers and I were reminiscing as well. There's a small contingent of Germans here (mostly professors, I think), so I believe they are behind it. It should be fun.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 07:17 PM (BpYfr)

180 Can He make a stone too heavy for Him to lift?
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 17, 2023 07:13 PM


A caber too heavy to toss?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at November 17, 2023 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

181 Posted by: fd at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (vFG9F)

That's o.k. I don't see how that particular religion can claim to be Judaism, however. Maybe they should say "The emerged out of Judaism."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2023 07:17 PM (RSbhh)

182 men in pool?

I know they will tend to have a longer reach, so maybe that's a factor?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


We might call boobs lungs but they don't help aerobically and drag hydrodynamically.

Posted by: DaveA at November 17, 2023 07:18 PM (FhXTo)

183 161 A bear in Poland’s Carpathian Mountains has mauled an eco-activist who was trying to prove the animal’s lair was abandoned due to logging.

The German was airlifted to hospital following the attack and was said to be in a serious but stable condition.

He had travelled to the bear’s den alongside another activist from the Wild Carpathians Initiative to check if the area had been affected by logging. 🐻
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 17, 2023 07:13 PM (krqg6)

************

Someone needs to open a GoFundMe campaign (using a different site, of course, than GoFundMe) so as to buy that bear some steaks.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 17, 2023 07:18 PM (xxG/v)

184 Some religions preach that there is no God above you, and that you, yourself are God. Maybe you just don't realize it yet.
Not being sarcastic in the least.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (MeG8a)

The religion biz is such that it is open to a host of fakers that peddle bullshit in order to obtain money, power, or sex. Always has been, always will be. Not a slam at sincere believers and sincere pastors, just an observation that charlatans find religion to be a fertile field for fraud.

Maybe Big Dave McLean (who is still here, in this life) can explain. TV Preacher Blues:

https://youtu.be/15UoXsAFCsw

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2023 07:18 PM (Igt5o)

185 Nobody does "over the top" like John Lithgow.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 17, 2023 07:17 PM (PiwSw)
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BRIAN BLESSED HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 07:18 PM (BpYfr)

186 update on the Sheila Jackson Lee story. The guy's name is Jerome Brooks and he committed suicide three days after the tirade aired.

https://tinyurl.com/yt2ucwp2

Posted by: DanMan at November 17, 2023 07:19 PM (8uzBS)

187
Boudin, Catfish Opelousas and Cajun potatoes for dinner. Super excellent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2023 07:19 PM (MoZTd)

188 BNO News @BNONews 4h
Former First Lady Rosalynn Carter has entered hospice care at home, grandson says

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 17, 2023 07:20 PM (krqg6)

189 153 You know what I am gonna do? I'm gonna watch "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension."

Why? Because it's fun, and silly. And I need that right now.
Posted by: Pug Smallberries at November 17, 2023 07:12 PM (T/Lqj)

Love that movie along with TREMORS and I love Burt Grummer, Dumb fun movies

I am watching Hellfighters, and thinking of my Dad who loved John Wayne movies.

FYI Arrow Films is putting out CONAN THE BARBARIAN, has all the versions of the movie and the Second Movie. Hell I didn’t know there were alternative cuts of the movie.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 17, 2023 07:20 PM (dKiJG)

190 >>>135 There are apparently 100 synagogues which are Reconstructionist in the U.S.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
===

Amazing

Posted by: Braenyard at November 17, 2023 07:20 PM (MwlPL)

191 Boudin, Catfish Opelousas and Cajun potatoes for dinner. Super excellent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2023 07:19 PM (MoZTd)
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For a second there, I thought you said "Catfish Oompa-Loompas"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 07:21 PM (BpYfr)

192 I know they will tend to have a longer reach, so maybe that's a factor?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

We might call boobs lungs but they don't help aerobically and drag hydrodynamically.
Posted by: DaveA


I think just being taller, wider, and heavier is an advantage. It is like setting on a wider tripod and viewing the table from a higher perspective for more accuracy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 17, 2023 07:21 PM (OgoSU)

193 How will X survive now?!?!

BNO News @BNONews 54m
Disney becomes latest company to suspend advertising on Twitter/X

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 17, 2023 07:21 PM (krqg6)

194 Mrs D and I were just talking about the one held in Augsburg last night. We had a blast going to it when we lived there. Cold...snow...gluwein...booths with all kinds of stuff. Brats. Bier. Damn! It was magical!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 07:15 PM (uSHSS)
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One my coworkers and I were reminiscing as well. There's a small contingent of Germans here (mostly professors, I think), so I believe they are behind it. It should be fun.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 07:17 PM (BpYfr)

The fetching Mrs Beartooth and I are going to attend a German Christmas party at a nearby church in a couple of weeks. Gotta dust off my German so I can translate the names of the goodies.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2023 07:21 PM (y8ulm)

195 One my coworkers and I were reminiscing as well. There's a small contingent of Germans here (mostly professors, I think), so I believe they are behind it. It should be fun.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 17, 2023 07:17 PM (BpYfr)


Let us know how it goes.
I'm tempted to drive over to Leavenworth WA for theirs, but it is a huge Seattle tourist trap. So, no.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 07:21 PM (uSHSS)

196 The religion biz is such that it is open to a host of fakers that peddle bullshit in order to obtain money, power, or sex. Always has been, always will be. Not a slam at sincere believers and sincere pastors, just an observation that charlatans find religion to be a fertile field for fraud.
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We are warned about this time and again in Scripture.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2023 07:22 PM (XeU6L)

197 I think just being taller, wider, and heavier is an advantage. It is like setting on a wider tripod and viewing the table from a higher perspective for more accuracy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 17, 2023 07:21 PM (OgoSU)

Men, wider and heavier than womenz? You certainly don't live here.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 17, 2023 07:22 PM (xaFKb)

198 If Dave's not here, how can he post?

Far out, man....

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 17, 2023 07:22 PM (pZ64F)

199 Buckaroo Banzai, Hardbodies and Big Trouble in Little China are so 80's and so money it's not even funny.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 17, 2023 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)

200 The fetching Mrs Beartooth and I are going to attend a German Christmas party at a nearby church in a couple of weeks. Gotta dust off my German so I can translate the names of the goodies.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2023 07:21 PM (y8ulm)


Ein Bier!
Zwei Bier!

Oh. A church thing. Ok, in the parking lot then.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2023 07:22 PM (uSHSS)

201 Hillary Clinton called her political enemies "deplorables."

[ buffs nails on shirt ]

and, "irredeemable".


"Deplorable" sounds more fun so people repeated it a lot.
But "irredeemable" is the kind of talk then ends in camps and mass-executions. Stalinist Hillary Clinton would go there if given a chance.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 17, 2023 07:23 PM (cOq4q)

202 "an eco-activist who was trying to prove the animal's lair was abandoned due to logging"

Bruno: "Guess who, M**********r?"

Posted by: mnw at November 17, 2023 07:23 PM (NLIak)

203
The religion biz is such that it is open to a host of fakers that peddle bullshit in order to obtain money, power, or sex.

_________

Nonsense

Posted by: Joel Osteen at November 17, 2023 07:23 PM (MoZTd)

204 Nood Cafe!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 17, 2023 07:23 PM (ou9hh)

205 The fetching Mrs Beartooth and I are going to attend a German Christmas party at a nearby church in a couple of weeks. Gotta dust off my German so I can translate the names of the goodies.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2023 07:21 PM (y8ulm)


If somebody tries to give you an edible labeled "Gift", don't take it.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 17, 2023 07:23 PM (PiwSw)

206 @193

>>Disney becomes latest company to suspend advertising on Twitter/X

I appreciate and respect what Musk is doing but the dude essentially flushed 50B right down the toilet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 17, 2023 07:24 PM (XV/Pl)

207 From the picture, I would have thought Mya was the female boxer.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 17, 2023 07:25 PM (ogTiX)

208 Doh!
I thought we were typing about swimming pool?

Posted by: DaveA at November 17, 2023 07:25 PM (FhXTo)

209 If religion leads to money. power and sex, I'm doing it all wrong.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2023 07:26 PM (RSbhh)

210 I saw Dave's Not Here open for The Narcists at the Apaloosa Festival in 1979.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 17, 2023 07:26 PM (sWM8x)

211 >>Judge rules Trump can remain on ballot in Colorado

That's huge.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2023 07:26 PM (P5xCb)

212 140 more news from Harris County - a recent tape surfaced of SheJac raking her staffers over the coals. This is a recent recording. Sheila is in a run-off for mayor of Houston. The staffer that took the brunt of the abuse was just found dead. His name is Aubrey Taylor.

Posted by: DanMan at November 17, 2023 07:06 PM (8uzBS)


Am I supposed to apologize or feel sad? Why? Never gonna happen, you cracker.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at November 17, 2023 07:27 PM (5fDan)

213 It's weird, I remember liking it as a kid, but I tried watching it with my kids recently and we had to turn it off because it's unwatchable garbage.
Posted by: Cave Johnson

Did you forget the "must be drinking" part?

Posted by: MkY at November 17, 2023 07:27 PM (cPGH3)

214 209 If religion leads to money. power and sex, I'm doing it all wrong.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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OK, rule #1, bottle up some snake oil.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 17, 2023 07:29 PM (MwlPL)

215
I, for one, will decline the high honor of partaking of Dave's Knob Here's webpage or podcast when it issues its first yowl of protest.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2023 07:33 PM (GdApK)

216 8 I kinda fucking hate everything right now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Kinda fucking hate everything right now at November 17, 2023 06:26 PM (T/Lqj)

Word.

Posted by: Is there anything stronger than hate? I might try that next. at November 17, 2023 07:34 PM (8vw5b)

217 Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_ 3h
Horrifying footage released from Mike Johnson, of the violent January 6th insurrection that was worse than 9/11 and Pearl Harbor combined:
https://tinyurl.com/3y3hex62
1:16 no sound

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 47m
Low energy insurrection.
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Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Mar 9
CNN has a new "Worse than Watergate" to reframe the J6 protests as a violent insurrection.

". . . Carlson’s spin about January 6 is fabricated. I was there. I saw it. I lived it. I fought alongside my brother and sister officers to defend the Capitol. We have the scars and injuries to prove it."

I don't recall Carlson -- or anyone on Earth -- denying the documented violence.

John Thompson @jt4thwall Mar 9 Replying to @ScottAdamsSays
January 6, 2021
A Day that will Live in Hyperbole

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 17, 2023 07:35 PM (krqg6)

218 14 I did custodial jobs through college. Women's toilets are not any cleaner. Don't kid yourself.
Posted by: skinbad at November 17, 2023 06:28 PM (x9Fhw)

Done that. If anything the lady's room is worse.

Posted by: I've seen things... at November 17, 2023 07:35 PM (8vw5b)

219 Judge rules Trump can remain on ballot in Colorado

That's huge.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2023 07:26 PM (P5xCb)

meatball and ace hardest hit

Posted by: dee-man at November 17, 2023 07:41 PM (bQ/08)

220 Mark Steyn suffered two heart attacks in December that nearly killed him. He convalescence in France for month's and suffered more heart problems. He's doing better now. But he is involved in two freedom-of-sppech court cases. The one in the USA has dragging on for more than eleven years in what Steyn calls the "dirty, rotten, stinking DC Court system. The other lawsuit is in the UK, dealing with his true and valid remarks about the Covid vaccines and lockdowns.

Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 17, 2023 07:47 PM (5zjm+)

221 starting to feel like bug bait for the ones who want us to become mulch. Sorry cheer me up.

Posted by: Grandpa bullet point at November 17, 2023 07:48 PM (s9TOl)

222 Done that. If anything the lady's room is worse.
Posted by: I've seen things... at November 17, 2023 07:35 PM (8vw5b)

///

Agree. During college. Cleaned department store restrooms on weekends. Women's rooms were worse.

Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 17, 2023 07:53 PM (5zjm+)

223 Where's Dave?

Posted by: Paul Anka at November 17, 2023 09:50 PM (wgYQn)

224 I'm not suгe exactly ԝhy but this blog is loading incredibly slow for me.
Is anyone else having this problem or is it a problem on my end?

I'll check bacқ later and see if the problem still exists.

Posted by: parter at November 17, 2023 11:50 PM (3MXSr)

225 Missed GAY

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