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"Downward Spiral:" Kevin McCarthy Gets Into Physical Altercation With One of the Eight Republicans Who Voted to Depose Him

It's who they are, as a wise man often says.

This is reported at RedState, taking posts from X/Twitter and condensing them into a coherent narrative.

While talking to Rep. Tim Burchett after the GOP conference meeting, former Speaker McCarthy walked by with his detail and McCarthy shoved Burchett. Burchett lunged towards me. I thought it was a joke, it was not. And a chase ensued. Burchett's back was to McCarthy and his detail walking by in the hallway, then the lunge.

Burchett responded jokingly as McCarthy kept walking, "Sorry Kevin didn't mean to elbow --" then seriously yelled, "Why'd you elbow me in the back Kevin?! Hey Kevin, you got any guts!?"

Burchett then looked back at me and said, "Jerk," referring to McCarthy. I asked if he had done that before, Burchett said "No." That's when the chase ensued. Burchett took off after McCarthy and his detail. I chased behind with my mic. Burchett yelled after catching up to McCarthy, "Hey Kevin, why'd you walk behind me and elbow me in the back?"

KM: "I didn't elbow you in the back."

Burchett: "You got no guts, you did so, the reporter said it right there, what kind of chicken move is that. You got no guts, you did so--the reporter said it right there, what kind of chicken move is that? You're pathetic man, you are so pathetic."

Burchett starts to walk away from McCarthy, tells me, "What a jerk," and then yells back; 'You need security Kevin!'"

Burchett tells me that's the first point of "communication" with McCarthy since Burchett voted for McCarthy's ouster as speaker last month: "That's just it" for communication since ouster vote, "He's just a jerk. He's just a childish little." Burchett adds: "Did you just see that?" he asks in disbelief. I'm stunned, too."

[Burchett] says he won't follow up with McCarthy on what happened, "He's on a downhill spiral. He just, that was pretty gutless of him. I'm disappointed in his, in him."

More at the link.

Burchett describes the check below:

Burchett also says that Kevin McCarthy has $17 million in a campaign slush fund which he intends to use to punish his enemies in elections:

McCarthy is "still angry," CNN reports. Still grumbling about having been deposed.

McCarthy says he's undecided about whether to run again in 2024. I still doubt he'll serve out his current term. Especially if he really is on a "downward spiral" and deliberately banging his enemies in the kidneys.

It's who they are.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:10 PM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Pumped Probe Double Resonance at November 14, 2023 02:11 PM (/HDaX)

2 Whatever happened to the traditional ritual of beating one's adversary bloody on the floor of the chambers with a heavy cane?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2023 02:11 PM (guGkK)

3 I'd be ok with more of this behavior.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 14, 2023 02:12 PM (xcxpd)

4 Jesus F. Christ

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at November 14, 2023 02:12 PM (kc0fx)

5 Burchett also says that Kevin McCarthy has $17 million in a campaign slush fund which he intends to use to punish his enemies in elections

Now maybe he can move out of Frank Luntz's apartment!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2023 02:12 PM (guGkK)

6 Pissy little bully behavior should be exposed and punished. With an axe handle. But that's just me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 14, 2023 02:13 PM (xcxpd)

7 McCarthy in the house mullin in the senate it's fisticuffs all around.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:13 PM (CIS44)

8 [Burchett] says he won't follow up with McCarthy on what happened, "He's on a downhill spiral. He just, that was pretty gutless of him. I'm disappointed in his, in him."

I don't believe it. When you're already in the gutter, it's hard to achieve a downhill spiral.

KM is who we always thought he was.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:13 PM (I/Qkd)

9 This is what weak men do when they lose power.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2023 02:14 PM (bhRsz)

10 There are gay orgies in gay pornos that are less gay than this "physical altercation"

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

11 Let’s get ready to rumble (with jazz hands).

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 14, 2023 02:14 PM (LNdPf)

12 This is what weak men do when they lose power.

Hide behind their security detail?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:15 PM (I/Qkd)

13 Whatever happened to the traditional ritual of beating one's adversary bloody on the floor of the chambers with a heavy cane?


Make Preston Brooks Great Again!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:16 PM (JrojV)

14 "CNN reports"

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2023 02:16 PM (guGkK)

15 This is the type of political intercourse I can truly support. I'd like to see both houses of congress devolve into a Kingsmen style melee, with eye-gouging, throat slitting, arm-breaking, head-stomping, pencils-through-temples, ear-chewing...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 14, 2023 02:16 PM (XMwZJ)

16 A scheming liar who is exposed is also a bully?

Bring me the fainting couch!

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 02:16 PM (DxFDO)

17 Top. Men.

Posted by: Sigh... at November 14, 2023 02:16 PM (nx4Af)

18 Hey Kev... You fucked up... You trusted us

Posted by: Congressional Dems at November 14, 2023 02:16 PM (bs+z0)

19 OMG is sounds like a heckuva mock slapfight

I hope nobody cried

Posted by: DB - at November 14, 2023 02:16 PM (geLO8)

20 McCarthy is mentally ill.
Being giddy after winning on the 15th round. Guy should never have been given the gavel.

Johnson has a heavy lift. He's already screwing up trying to move a continuing resolution to the budget.

Shut the shit show down 👇 now.

Posted by: torabora at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (T7CeC)

21 Should have shattered his f***ing orbital bone, Burchett.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (UnA8+)

22 The only thing worse than a Chicago politician is a politician from California.

Posted by: DOYLE at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (Z8Yh2)

23 Feather pillows at 15 paces!

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (guGkK)

24
Congressional Slap Fights! NOW! on Pay-per-View!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (xG4kz)

25 Meanwhile, yeah, going to be another Continuing Resolution to fund the Fed Behemoth... not a single thing fixed.

So much for the promise of actual individual appropriation bills, which we have been promised every single year.

System is broken.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (xaFKb)

26 McCarthy getting this despondent makes the whole affair worth it.

Bloody the GOPe's nose. It was totally worth it.

Johnson seems to be weak and out of his depth, but whatever. In terms of policy, it's not much different than if Gaetz hadn't pantsed McCarthy, one of the most powerful Republicans in DC, for all the world to see.

I am entertained.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

27 Middle School with shit tons of money.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (R4t5M)

28 Forget it Jake, it's Bakersfield.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (c12Xv)

29 Bring on the Idiocracy. Put 'em in a jar and make 'em fight.

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (vFG9F)

30 Hide behind their security detail?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:15 PM (I/Qkd)


After delivering cheap shots to an opponent's back instead of his face, yes.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (bhRsz)

31 Mike Johnson sounds pretty good on Israel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (pVWRI)

32 BUT NO PLAN !

Posted by: Muh Plans Crowd at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (CjGGv)

33 Oh wow there's video

https://tinyurl.com/5a596vsj

Posted by: DB - at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (geLO8)

34 Congressional Slap Fights! NOW! on Pay-per-View!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (xG4kz)


The Octagon: Two men enter. Only one man leaves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (guGkK)

35 First put your hands on your hips. Now stomp your right foot...

Posted by: Mean girls at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (nx4Af)

36 Strike one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (R4t5M)

37 Man...it's almost like the GOPe will lash out and punish those in the party who oppose them.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

38 Why does McCarthy have a security detail? McCarthy has a 2nd amendment right to carry his own gun.

Posted by: torabora at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (T7CeC)

39 A fag from California acts like a fag? No Way.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (iDpzk)

40 Johnson has a heavy lift. He's already screwing up trying to move a continuing resolution to the budget.

Shut the shit show down 👇 now.

Posted by: torabora
-

This.

You have power. Use it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (DxFDO)

41 ]DETROIT — Chrysler parent Stellantis is offering buyouts to roughly half of its U.S. white-collar employees to reduce headcount and cut costs for the automaker’s North American operations. The voluntary separation packages will be offered to 6,400 of its 12,700 nonbargaining unit U.S. employees ....

The move marks the latest cost-cutting efforts for the U.S. auto industry, as companies attempt to reduce costs amid economic concerns and billions of dollars in new investments for emerging technologies such as electric vehicles. Both General Motors and Ford Motor also have cut salaried workers over the past year.

“As we prepare for the transition to electric vehicles, Stellantis announced today that it will offer a voluntary separation package to assist those non-represented employees who would like to separate or retire from the Company to pursue other interests with a favorable package of benefits.”

"Pursue other interests"! Like they're going to find another overpaid job like that.
https://tinyurl.com/2w5xsht2

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (I/Qkd)

42 Make Dueling Great Again!

Posted by: Zombie Aaron Burr at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (zeAEr)

43 We really need to make Dueling legal again.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (xaFKb)

44 Should have shattered his f***ing orbital bone, Burchett.
Posted by: XTC

Or smashed him in the f**king eye!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (dhhKu)

45 .

just in case

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (DxFDO)

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (I/Qkd)

47 wow what a prick

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (AcWfM)

48 25 System is broken.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (xaFKb)

========

The corruption is the system. That's the problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

49 42 Make Dueling Great Again!
Posted by: Zombie Aaron Burr at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (zeAEr)

43 We really need to make Dueling legal again.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (xaFKb)

Hordemind.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (xaFKb)

50 Not a single righteous person left in the House or Senate. Can't find a one. Like the last days of Sodom and Gomorrah. Burn it with fire, and turn those who look back into a pillar of salt.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (kc0fx)

51 Make Canes Great Again!

The better to teach your opponenet a lesson.

Posted by: DOYLE at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (Z8Yh2)

52
I wish one of the 89,000 new IRS agents could figure out why McCarthy has millions of dollars at his disposal to punish anyone.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 02:20 PM (enJYY)

53 This is the type of political intercourse I can truly support. I'd like to see both houses of congress devolve into a Kingsmen style melee, with eye-gouging, throat slitting, arm-breaking, head-stomping, pencils-through-temples, ear-chewing...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 14, 2023 02:16 PM (XMwZJ)
----
Keep in mind that most of these people are NOT in peak physical conditioning...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2023 02:20 PM (YIVH2)

54 As we prepare for the transition to electric vehicles

-

That no one wants and no one is buying. In an economy when 50% of the country can't afford a new car that they actually want.

But it doesn't matter. Full steam ahead.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 02:20 PM (DxFDO)

55 We should send an anonymously signed petition to Congress calling for a cease fire.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at November 14, 2023 02:20 PM (/jAuf)

56 Next week, Kevin will go around to all eight Republicans and lower their chairs on the Senate floor ALL THE WAY DOWN.

Posted by: reason at November 14, 2023 02:20 PM (Xcndb)

57 42 Make Dueling Great Again!
Posted by: Zombie Aaron Burr

43 We really need to make Dueling legal again.
Posted by: Romeo13

Dennis Weaver says "Uh, no."

and

Hordemind strikes again!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2023 02:20 PM (dhhKu)

58 Mean girls on Capitol Hill. Fucking losers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2023 02:20 PM (Q4IgG)

59 dammit DB you tricked me

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2023 02:20 PM (AcWfM)

60 Heh...let's see him do that to Jim Jordan.

Posted by: Orson at November 14, 2023 02:20 PM (dIske)

61 Congressional Slap Fights! NOW! on Pay-per-View!

If they're in lingerie, I am NOT paying to see it.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:20 PM (I/Qkd)

62 Is this USD Vermillion?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2023 02:16 PM (J2vNu)


Nope. I'm in the opposite side of the State - Black Hills area.


Good Luck on the job!!!!

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 02:20 PM (gmo/4)

63 California Republicans. They're Democrats who lied to get on the ballot to fool the rubes. Never, ever trust one to be anything other than a Democrat.

He's just bitchy that he was thrown overboard in a moment of "literally anyone but him."

Posted by: Mr. Fabulist at November 14, 2023 02:21 PM (7VCus)

64 35 First put your hands on your hips. Now stomp your right foot...
Posted by: Mean girls at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (nx4Af)

Then a jump to the left?

Posted by: Riff Raff... at November 14, 2023 02:21 PM (xaFKb)

65
Donnybrook

https://youtu.be/1kbEmvXcu4w?si=oGCR_sfNSCY5J6y5

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 02:21 PM (xG4kz)

66 That no one wants and no one is buying. In an economy when 50% of the country can't afford a new car that they actually want.

You don't want to eat bugs either, but you will.

Posted by: Bill Gates at November 14, 2023 02:21 PM (guGkK)

67 >dammit DB you tricked me

Posted by: BlackOrchid


just havin' fun

Posted by: DB - at November 14, 2023 02:21 PM (geLO8)

68 Epoxy+ ground glass + octagon = PPV gold.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 14, 2023 02:21 PM (R4t5M)

69 10 There are gay orgies in gay pornos that are less gay than this "physical altercation"
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

Seriously. So following that story, and taking out the silly dramatics -- a congressman bumped in to another one with his elbow, and the second congressman decided to be a faux tough guy about it?

Are these idiots in high school?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2023 02:21 PM (mj0Qp)

70 Are the highly esteemed representatives of The Religion Of Peace burning down DC yet?

Posted by: Not really paying attention at November 14, 2023 02:21 PM (nx4Af)

71 Hakeem Jeffires's Uncle is Leonard Jeffries,
And he spoke well of Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan

And has not condemned Talib

And is not calling for the usual 2 State Solution and yada yada and biden's support for Israel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2023 02:21 PM (pVWRI)

72 Next week, Kevin will go around to all eight Republicans and lower their chairs on the Senate floor ALL THE WAY DOWN.
Posted by: reason a

As long as he doesnt fuck with the lumbar...

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:21 PM (CIS44)

73 Hiding behind his mommas skirt...but dude you're running to the media because he bumped you.

It's fine if McCarthy wants the house to be a checking league. Now you know the new rules, use them.

Don't cry about it though. Good grief.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 14, 2023 02:22 PM (jxbFR)

74 What a little bitch.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 02:22 PM (P5BwU)

75 I look forward to the day when there are regular fistfights in the House and Senate, just like in other countries

Posted by: DB - at November 14, 2023 02:22 PM (geLO8)

76 60 Heh...let's see him do that to Jim Jordan.


lol Jordan should be Burchett's version of "My Bodyguard" in the House from now on

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2023 02:22 PM (AcWfM)

77 Feather pillows at 15 paces!


Lauren Boehbert and Nancy Mace. In their underwear.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:22 PM (JrojV)

78 We need more South Korean & Philippines type congress games. Throw that lecturn!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2023 02:22 PM (XZrr7)

79 the second congressman decided to be a faux tough guy about it?

Are these idiots in high school?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at

I swear it's Like hey I finally was talking to the pretty girl.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 14, 2023 02:23 PM (jxbFR)

80 He legislates like a girl, too.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 14, 2023 02:23 PM (Ndje9)

81 Why does no one ever speak of an "upward spiral?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:23 PM (JrojV)

82 What a little bitch.

I'm going to need more specificity.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:23 PM (I/Qkd)

83 Everyone has a plan until you get elbowed in the back.

Posted by: Rep. Michael Tyson at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (w9Wax)

84 81 Why does no one ever speak of an "upward spiral?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:23 PM (JrojV)

Bidenomics !

Posted by: Joe claiming no more inflation ! at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (bs+z0)

85 79 the second congressman decided to be a faux tough guy about it?

Are these idiots in high school?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at

I swear it's Like hey I finally was talking to the pretty girl.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 14, 2023 02:23 PM (jxbFR)

Funniest part is he would never have pushed it, except there was a reporter there filming it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (xaFKb)

86 Feather pillows at 15 paces!


Lauren Boehbert and Nancy Mace. In their underwear.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

This will only lead to the same with Rose Delaurio and Katherine Clark. Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (CIS44)

87 Where was this fight at the actual enemies of the republic?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (di6C2)

88 MTG could beat the ever loving crap out of both of them.


Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (gmo/4)

89 Men should solve disagreements through fights to the death.

They should be willing to defend their argument to the death.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (UnA8+)

90 Democrats literally try to murder a bunch of House GOP members yet, the GOP looks for the enemy within.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 14, 2023 02:25 PM (z5vMw)

91 I look forward to the day when there are regular fistfights in the House and Senate, just like in other countries
Posted by: DB - at November 14, 2023 02:22 PM (geLO

Was it Korea that had an epic brawl - chair throwing and everything

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 14, 2023 02:25 PM (/6GbT)

92 Kevin doing it in front of the reporter - Jeez, he's losing it. I see him taking his $17M slush fund and pocketing it, however that's possible, and going home to CA (or more likely moving to DC, his true home, probably next to Obama)...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2023 02:25 PM (exHjb)

93 87 Where was this fight at the actual enemies of the republic?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (di6C2)

=======

Why should McCarthy fight is real allies like that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

94 I guess this means that when KM said "bring it on", he didn't really mean it.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:25 PM (I/Qkd)

95 Funniest part is he would never have pushed it, except there was a reporter there filming it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (xaFKb)

I mean that's what makes it even more lame.

Like he was trying to impress the reporter-lackey by showing how tough he was. (fake tough, there was security there, so no risk of a real fight).

What a bunch of girly men.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2023 02:25 PM (mj0Qp)

96 Burchett also says that Kevin McCarthy has $17 million in a campaign slush fund which he intends to use to punish his enemies in elections:
___

This $17mm is McCarthy's to use as he sees fit? I sure hope he paid taxes on 'his' money, otherwise, he's no better than a Biden.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 14, 2023 02:25 PM (fs1hN)

97 C'mon, people. This is not who we are. 😏

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 14, 2023 02:25 PM (BdMk6)

98 92 Kevin doing it in front of the reporter - Jeez, he's losing it. I see him taking his $17M slush fund and pocketing it, however that's possible, and going home to CA (or more likely moving to DC, his true home, probably next to Obama)...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2023 02:25 PM (exHjb)

Fox Board of Directors? Lobbyist? Hard tellin.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 02:25 PM (xaFKb)

99 90 Democrats literally try to murder a bunch of House GOP members yet, the GOP looks for the enemy within.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 14, 2023 02:25 PM (z5vMw)

========

Because the GOP leadership is on the side of the guy who gunned down the baseball field.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

100 the usual 2 State Solution...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2023 02:21 PM (pVWRI)

I like the idea of a two-state solution.

Israel from the Jordan to the sea, and Palestinia from the Jordan east to Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM (3Gtis)

101 I see him taking his $17M slush fund and pocketing it, however that's possible, and going home to CA (or more likely moving to DC, his true home, probably next to Obama)...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2023 02:25 PM (exHjb)

I have a feeling he'll land on his feet. With a seven figure no-show job somewhere, I'm sure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM (mj0Qp)

102 I look forward to the day when there are regular fistfights in the House and Senate, just like in other countries
Posted by: DB - at November 14, 2023 02:22 PM (geLO

Was it Korea that had an epic brawl - chair throwing and everything

Sounds insurrectionny to me.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM (I/Qkd)

103 OT-And in some better news-to me anyway- civil rights champion against Islam, Ayaan Hirsi Ali announces her conversion from atheism to Christianity:

https://tinyurl.com/bp7e3ww2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM (RSbhh)

104 100 Harvard faculty are concerned by all of the people defending Israel, Jews, and denouncing the phrase, "From the river to the sea, Palestine must be free."

They signed a letter containing the following passage, "Similarly, the phrase 'from the river to the sea, Palestine must be free' has a long and complicated history. Its interpretation deserves, and is receiving, sustained and ongoing inquiry and debate. Singling it out as necessarily implying removalism or even eliminationism - when over a million Palestinians have been forced from their homes and over ten thousand civilians, including four thousand children, have been slain in Gaza, actions which the Holocaust historian Omer Bartov suggests in the New York Times may amount to a 'crime against humanity' being executed with 'genocidal intent' - is imprudent as a matter of university policy and badly misjudged as an act of moral leadership."

Got that? They're not sure what the phrase means, and besides, Israel is pushing people from their homes and Hamas tells us Israel has killed 10K people, and a famous Israeli historian says Israel may be executing a genocide, so we should be allowed to scream that inscrutable phrase.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM (0N1h0)

105 Then buried lede here is why the hell is a Republican congressman talking to NPR? These people don’t get it and will never get it.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM (P5BwU)

106 MTG could beat the ever loving crap out of both of them.


Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (gmo/4)

Well. She's been bangin' McCarthy for some time now.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM (7Vi0c)

107 As long as he doesnt fuck with the lumbar...
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:21 PM (CIS44)

---

Hey now, that'd probably get him censured. Let's not go crazy.

Posted by: reason at November 14, 2023 02:27 PM (Xcndb)

108 There have been brawls in the Russian Duma, too, I think.

IIRC, Vladimir Zhirinovsky was involved in at least one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:27 PM (JrojV)

109 Dueling needs to make a comeback. This is pansy shit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 14, 2023 02:27 PM (iDpzk)

110 Was it Korea that had an epic brawl - chair throwing and everything
Posted by: A dude in MI



South Korea and the Philippines have had some epic brawls.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2023 02:27 PM (XZrr7)

111 McCarthy only hung in because he thought he could sabotage everybody else and get brought back in as the 'compromise' Speaker.

Instead the process exposed him as the petty, backstabbing little jackass he's always been.

Now he's just throwing a tantrum.

But I agree, I think he's going to quit, and relatively soon.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at November 14, 2023 02:27 PM (setIA)

112 Why does McCarthy still have a security detail, Who is paying for it?

Posted by: Anon y Mous - The Spanish Blade at November 14, 2023 02:28 PM (qfLjt)

113 I like the idea of a two-state solution.

Israel from the Jordan to the sea, and Palestinia from the Jordan east to Saudi Arabia.

Saudi Arabia has an Empty Quarter they aren't using.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:28 PM (I/Qkd)

114 Then buried lede here is why the hell is a Republican congressman talking to NPR?



Because he's not really a republican.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2023 02:28 PM (XZrr7)

115 How long before McCarthy throws in with Cheney and Kinzinger or whatever?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 14, 2023 02:28 PM (yUu6q)

116 Violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: Dennis at November 14, 2023 02:28 PM (w0iEP)

117 They signed a letter containing the following passage, "Similarly, the phrase 'from the river to the sea, Palestine must be free' has a long and complicated history.

—

Long and complicated history is leftist code for we know we can’t possibly defend our actions, so we’ll try to lie about what we’re doing. They do this shit all the time.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 02:28 PM (P5BwU)

118 So a slap fight, huh?

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2023 02:28 PM (KiP3I)

119 105 Then buried lede here is why the hell is a Republican congressman talking to NPR? These people don’t get it and will never get it.
Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM (P5BwU)

No, no, they definitely get it.

As rush used to say, look at DC as hollywood for the ugly.

They're all just playing their parts. At the end of the day, Dems, Republicans, media, Deep Staters, all get together for a drink to laugh about how much theyre fleecing the rubes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2023 02:28 PM (mj0Qp)

120 WTH is in the water on the Hill. Sen. Mullin and labor leader o'brien get into a row. https://tinyurl.com/343wbd2v

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 14, 2023 02:28 PM (2NHgQ)

121 "And a chase ensued."

I would pay money to see this. Like I said above, this was gayer than a gay orgy in a gay porno called "Gay Assfuck Orgy."

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

122


Will Kevin trans himself now?

Can he shack up with that bloatqueen Ronna McDonald Romeny and jump off the Niagara Falls?



Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 14, 2023 02:29 PM (UCNv1)

123 Remember folks we can't afford wingnuts like Johnson...we need leaders with gravitas like McCarthy

Posted by: The GOPe at November 14, 2023 02:29 PM (XqcwY)

124 Hamas tells us Israel has killed 10K people, and a famous Israeli historian says Israel may be executing a genocide, so we should be allowed to scream that inscrutable phrase.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM (0N1h0)

So it's 10 thousand now..Somehow I doubt that

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2023 02:29 PM (bs+z0)

125
Why does McCarthy still have a security detail, Who is paying for it?
Posted by: Anon y Mous - The Spanish Blade

Mr. Luntz is very concerned about the personal safety of Mrs. Luntz?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (xG4kz)

126 Well. She's been bangin' McCarthy for some time now.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM (7Vi0c)

Wiat; I'm confused. I thought that it was standard thought here was that McCarthy was banging Frank Luntz. He's banging MTG now? So, what is he-gay or bisexual or heterosexual?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (RSbhh)

127 These guys have 'details'? They honestly think they are really something, don't they?

WTF

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (dhhKu)

128 @110 South Korea and the Philippines have had some epic brawls.

--------

I think Taiwan has, also.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (Tyj1O)

129 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

130 Personal combat, toe to toe with the representative.

- Rep. King Kong (R-TX)

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (gmo/4)

131 So it's 10 thousand now..Somehow I doubt that
Posted by: It's me donna

6400+ children

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (CIS44)

132 Burchett also says that Kevin McCarthy has $17 million in a campaign slush fund which he intends to use to punish his enemies in elections:
++++
Just like last time. There's a reason McCarthy had such a razor-thin majority: he wanted it that way. He wanted to run the House the way that McConnell ran the Senate, and configured the preconditions to match his desires.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (d04cU)

133 Israel is pushing people from their homes and Hamas tells us Israel has killed 10K people

I heard that Hamas says that Israel has killed eleventy jillion people. That sounds serious.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (I/Qkd)

134 Lauren Boehbert and Nancy Mace. In their underwear.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

This will only lead to the same with Rose Delaurio and Katherine Clark. Be careful what you wish for.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (CIS44)


Or....God forbid....Cori Bush and Rashida Tlaib.

*vomits*

Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (bhRsz)

135 I would pay money to see this. Like I said above, this was gayer than a gay orgy in a gay porno called "Gay Assfuck Orgy."

That movie blew.

Now Gay Assfuck Orgy 3? Hold onto your socks because your, uh, friend "watching" from behind you is going to be jackhammering like a construction worker trying to get home early...

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (XqcwY)

136 FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!

What a bunch of juvenile assholes.

"TOP. MEN."

What an embarrassment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Patsy Cornwallis-West was no slouch. And I'd drink champagne out of Anna Held's slipper anytime.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 14, 2023 09:51 AM (Q0kLU)

Yes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (R4t5M)

138
So it's 10 thousand now..Somehow I doubt that
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2023 02:29 PM (bs+z0)

220,221 close enough.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (P5BwU)

139 Is it just me or are you reading Rep. Tim Burchett's lines in a whiney kid's voice too?

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (Vu7A1)

140 108 There have been brawls in the Russian Duma, too, I think.

IIRC, Vladimir Zhirinovsky was involved in at least one.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:27 PM (JrojV)

Hell, I'm surprised people don't just plain get shanked in Russia for saying something that someone else finds insulting.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (UnA8+)

141 McCarthy says he's undecided about whether to run again in 2024. I still doubt he'll serve out his current term. Especially if he really is on a "downward spiral" and deliberately banging his enemies in the kidneys.
++++
I'll take the other side of that. He'll finish it out. He'll also get worse toward the end - shouting and screaming, rages in which he hurls ashtrays at staffers, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (d04cU)

142 Clean kidneys?

What the hell are those?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (Jg+I5)

143 I have to doubt whether McCarthy could give up the gravy train he is on. He would have to get a real job. I could see him quitting if he was offered a high-paying low effort job at Fox News or a lobbying firm, maybe. But he would not leave to take a real job. He did start out as a small business owner and was not independently wealthy like so many in Congress, but now that the cash spigot is on how could he go back?

Posted by: Paladin at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (J/LjZ)

144 122

Will Kevin trans himself now?

Can he shack up with that bloatqueen Ronna McDonald Romeny and jump off the Niagara Falls?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 14, 2023 02:29 PM (UCNv1)

Your words are hurtful.

Posted by: Totally Objective Pollster Frank Luntz at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (PiwSw)

145 Just like last time. There's a reason McCarthy had such a razor-thin majority: he wanted it that way. He wanted to run the House the way that McConnell ran the Senate, and configured the preconditions to match his desires.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

*John Gibbs (R-Grand Rapids, MI) has entered the chat*

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (CIS44)

146 There is probably video of this somewhere.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (MeG8a)

147 I think whether or not a bill advances out of committee should be decided by a cage match brawl.

Add in some PPV and betting and there goes the deficit.

Bonus: if no one can make it out with the bill, bill doesn't get to the floor for a vote.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (z5vMw)

148 McCarthy talks like a fag and his shit all tarded

Johnson talks like a fag and his shit all tarded

Only difference is one guy wears glasses

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (VTu1l)

149 Wiat; I'm confused. I thought that it was standard thought here was that McCarthy was banging Frank Luntz. He's banging MTG now? So, what is he-gay or bisexual or heterosexual?

When he or she is behind you its really all the same isn't it?

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy-Luntz at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (XqcwY)

150 LOL!

Posted by: Zombie Preston Brooks at November 14, 2023 02:32 PM (hirWM)

151 139 Is it just me or are you reading Rep. Tim Burchett's lines in a whiney kid's voice too?
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (Vu7A1)

If Burchett was a real man, McCarthy would be in a hospital bed right now.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 02:32 PM (UnA8+)

152 He's banging MTG now? So, what is he-gay or bisexual or heterosexual?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (RSbhh)

Yes.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 02:32 PM (P5BwU)

153 I really, really hope that he proposes a vote to censure him for violence against a congress member. It'd bring me incredible amounts of joy to see the Dems stab McCarthy's political career in the back again, just so he can go home on that note.

Posted by: American Hawkman at November 14, 2023 02:32 PM (skAOD)

154 So mean girl fight?

Posted by: Ortho Petey at November 14, 2023 02:32 PM (FjYaO)

155 If I remember correctly McCarthy was the POS put forward by Paul Ryan when he left, so why expect stellar performances?

Posted by: Ciampino - Anon y Mous - The Spanish Blade at November 14, 2023 02:32 PM (qfLjt)

156 Eleventy thousand women and children were killed by the IDF. Swearsies! Where are the western stenographers to amplify our lies, er, accurate reporting!

Posted by: Hamas Reporting at November 14, 2023 02:32 PM (w0iEP)

157 122


Will Kevin trans himself now?

Can he shack up with that bloatqueen Ronna McDonald Romeny and jump off the Niagara Falls?



Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 14, 2023 02:29 PM (UCNv1)

Kevin is too old to trans himself.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (UnA8+)

158 I'll take the other side of that. He'll finish it out. He'll also get worse toward the end - shouting and screaming, rages in which he hurls ashtrays at staffers, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:31 PM (d04cU)

We call that "pulling a Hillary".

Posted by: Totally Conservative Commentator Dick Morris at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (PiwSw)

159 Clown world gonna clown.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (NgqoH)

160 So it turns out McCarthy is unhappy at being deposed. Not surprising. He's probably really, really, really pissed off about it. His grand scheme fell to pieces and he has nothing - less than nothing - to show for it.

But he played the game, fought his way in, set the conditions for all of this to happen, then failed - I think on purpose - to do what he promised. What he's done, reduced to common parlance, is that he made a bad bet and now he's pissed that he's broke. Too bad, so sad, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (d04cU)

161 @110 in the Kosovo parliament recently one of the legislators set off a smoke bomb . Would be fun watching some of our geriatric House critters scatter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (n+eLX)

162 Wiat; I'm confused. I thought that it was standard thought here was that McCarthy was banging Frank Luntz. He's banging MTG now? So, what is he-gay or bisexual or heterosexual?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (RSbhh)

Yes.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (7Vi0c)

163 109 Dueling needs to make a comeback. This is pansy shit.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 14, 2023 02:27 PM (iDpzk)

Knife fights. Let's make it entertaining too.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (BdMk6)

164
It's Little Bitch and Poltroon Tuesday!

McCarthy with the Little Bitch move of a limp kidney sucker punch.

400 Poltroon's and their anonymous complaint.

America's Best and Brightest, folks.

Luxuriate in the Quality!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (QzZeQ)

165
Then buried lede here is why the hell is a Republican congressman talking to NPR? These people don’t get it and will never get it.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM

I have a daughter in law who MUST watch and listen to NPR. Her dad visited and tried to set up an antennae in the attic of their home for her to connect. He fell balls first through the ceiling. Fortunately the now severely compromised testicular units stopped a complete fall into the bathroom below. So the antennae sits on the grass perched out back. My son doesn't wanna fess up that he married into a family of leftists freaks but the evidence is pretty clear.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (enJYY)

166 KevinRona McLuntzDaniel

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (P5BwU)

167 We call that "pulling a Hillary".
Posted by: Totally Conservative Commentator Dick Morris at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (PiwSw)
++++
Yup. I'll bet the parallels are significant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (d04cU)

168 Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now.

Posted by: President Camacho at November 14, 2023 02:34 PM (WaEX9)

169 Gaetz should come up to him and ask "You mad, bro?"

Posted by: Totally Conservative Commentator Dick Morris at November 14, 2023 02:34 PM (PiwSw)

170 Watch you want to see: Boebert and MTG in a slap and tickle fight

What you expect to see: So...boring...all they do is talk...ZZZZ

What Soviet America gives you: Soiboys in a slap and tickle fight

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2023 02:34 PM (XqcwY)

171 I have to doubt whether McCarthy could give up the gravy train he is on. He would have to get a real job. I could see him quitting if he was offered a high-paying low effort job at Fox News or a lobbying firm, maybe.

Asked and answered.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:34 PM (I/Qkd)

172 81 Why does no one ever speak of an "upward spiral?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:23 PM (JrojV)

Bidenomics !
Posted by: Joe claiming no more inflation ! at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (bs+z0)

Its a metaphor of a crashing out of control aircraft and they don't do that upward.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2023 02:34 PM (eoQWY)

173 I'd like to see dueling brought back to politics.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at November 14, 2023 02:34 PM (VMFAF)

174 Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Everybody was spastic lightning.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2023 02:34 PM (44ww/)

175 Mean girls on Capitol Hill. Fucking losers.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2023 02:20 PM (Q4IgG)

Sadly, none of them look like Amanda Seyfried.

Posted by: spindrift at November 14, 2023 02:34 PM (RRBiz)

176 I have a daughter in law who MUST watch and listen to NPR. Her dad visited and tried to set up an antennae in the attic of their home for her to connect. He fell balls first through the ceiling. Fortunately the now severely compromised testicular units stopped a complete fall into the bathroom below. So the antennae sits on the grass perched out back. My son doesn't wanna fess up that he married into a family of leftists freaks but the evidence is pretty clear.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (enJYY)
++++
Is it bad that I laughed?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:35 PM (d04cU)

177 It's a matter of public record McCarthy sleeps in Luntz' bedroom with a replica of Monica Lewinski's blue dress on display. If he's NOT sleeping with him, that'd be weirder.

Posted by: American Hawkman at November 14, 2023 02:35 PM (skAOD)

178 163 109 Dueling needs to make a comeback. This is pansy shit.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 14, 2023 02:27 PM (iDpzk)

Knife fights. Let's make it entertaining too.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (BdMk6)

Stick them in a cage, and hang knives, brass knuckles, tonfas, katanas, and baseball bats from the sides.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 02:35 PM (UnA8+)

179 like the idea of a two-state solution.

Israel from the Jordan to the sea, and Palestinia from the Jordan east to Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM (3Gtis)

That works for me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2023 02:35 PM (pVWRI)

180 Sadly, none of them look like Amanda Seyfried.
Posted by: spindrift a

Or Rachel McAdams, or Lindsay Lohan, or the chick that played Gretchen Weiners, or hell even Lizzy Caplan

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:35 PM (CIS44)

181 Why does no one ever speak of an "upward spiral?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:23 PM (JrojV)

Bidenomics !
Posted by: Joe claiming no more inflation ! at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (bs+z0)

Its a metaphor of a crashing out of control aircraft and they don't do that upward.
Posted by: Oldcat


Ah. I should have figured that out myself. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:36 PM (JrojV)

182 IIRC McCarthy, upon learning he'd been dumped made some sort of claim that he was going to resign. Then, after some period of time claimed he hadn't made up his mind about remaining in Congress. Then, later claimed he was staying.

So I'm going with the mean girl had a hissy fit and is still having a hissy fit. Bitter little man-girl.

His true personality is being shown front and center. I would imagine he represents about 99% of the GOP in that regard.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2023 02:36 PM (Q4IgG)

183 109 Dueling needs to make a comeback. This is pansy shit.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 14, 2023 02:27 PM (iDpzk)

Knife fights. Let's make it entertaining too.

We have another suggestion.

Posted by: Sharks and Jets at November 14, 2023 02:36 PM (I/Qkd)

184 170 What Soviet America gives you: Soiboys in a slap and tickle fight
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2023 02:34 PM (XqcwY)

Soviet? At least Russians would actually get violent.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 02:36 PM (UnA8+)

185 My son doesn't wanna fess up that he married into a family of leftists freaks but the evidence is pretty clear.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (enJYY)

Sounds like My Son's wife and Family.. Libs through and through but the do gooder types... Her Father being a Lawyer does pro-bono work for illegals... Son is more conservative than me.... They just don't talk politics

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2023 02:36 PM (bs+z0)

186 If both survive the Lifpa, combat will continue with the ahn woon.

Posted by: T'Pau at November 14, 2023 02:36 PM (gmo/4)

187 Pissy little bully behavior should be exposed and punished. With an axe handle. But that's just me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 14, 2023 02:13 PM (xcxpd)
---------------------------------
There's nothing like a good piece of hickory.

Posted by: Preacher - Pale Rider at November 14, 2023 02:36 PM (2bFN5)

188 I have a daughter in law who MUST watch and listen to NPR. Her dad visited and tried to set up an antennae in the attic of their home for her to connect. He fell balls first through the ceiling. Fortunately the now severely compromised testicular units stopped a complete fall into the bathroom below. So the antennae sits on the grass perched out back. My son doesn't wanna fess up that he married into a family of leftists freaks but the evidence is pretty clear.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Well, that sucks. But since it's not me, I giggled.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 14, 2023 02:37 PM (R4t5M)

189 77 Feather pillows at 15 paces!

Lauren Boehbert and Nancy Mace. In their underwear.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:22 PM (JrojV)

Nope Nope Nope...

Remember, Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 14, 2023 02:37 PM (TTAGa)

190 Unite! You have nothing to lose but a tight sphincter!

Posted by: Fags for McCarthy at November 14, 2023 02:37 PM (w0iEP)

191 If both survive the Lifpa, combat will continue with the ahn woon.
Posted by: T'Pau at November 14, 2023 02:36 PM (gmo/4)
++++
:: channels Sponge ::

You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/SwrYMWoqg5w

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:37 PM (d04cU)

192 Boebert and MTG in a slap and tickle fight

***********

Boeberts luscious wagshambas will never do me wrong

MTG though is so roided up that her wagshambas are probably rock hard as granite

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 14, 2023 02:37 PM (VTu1l)

193 Recipe for cooking kidneys- boil the piss outta them!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 14, 2023 02:37 PM (hirWM)

194 When a Romney runs the GOP (Ronna McDaniel was born a Romney) this is what you get.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (P5BwU)

195 81 Why does no one ever speak of an "upward spiral?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:23 PM (JrojV)
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You get spun up and spiral down.

Probably physics or something.

Math is no doubt involved.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (KviSY)

196 Boeberts luscious wagshambas will never do me wrong

MTG though is so roided up that her wagshambas are probably rock hard as granite

The proof is in the pudding right?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (XqcwY)

197 Gaetz should come up to him and ask "You mad, bro?"

During the time when Gaetz was holding up McCarthy's nom as SoH, McCarthy walked up to him and looked like he was trying to be intimidating.

Gaetz just stood there with a "f*** you* expression. The intimidation clearly didn't work.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (I/Qkd)

198 It's who you is.

Posted by: Sheila Jackleg Lee at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (sWM8x)

199 21 Should have shattered his f***ing orbital bone, Burchett.
Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (UnA8+)
--
Agreed - hell, put an Octagon ring in the middle of the Rotunda, have Rogan do color commentary, and sell PPV tickets to pay down our national debt...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (zL/eJ)

200 Claudia from NPR on the altercation:

https://nitter.net/cgrisales

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (30MvH)

201 So it turns out McCarthy is unhappy at being deposed. Not surprising. He's probably really, really, really pissed off about it. His grand scheme fell to pieces and he has nothing - less than nothing - to show for it.

But he played the game, fought his way in, set the conditions for all of this to happen, then failed - I think on purpose - to do what he promised. What he's done, reduced to common parlance, is that he made a bad bet and now he's pissed that he's broke. Too bad, so sad, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (d04cU)

Yeah, if this was the midnight plane back home from Vegas,

McCarthy would be that angry guy sitting next to you who's be alternately crying like a little bitch or cursing like a little bitch cuz he'd signed over his mortgage and car to the house and lost it all.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (QzZeQ)

202 This Asian lady in tight and small clothing holds beneath contempt such petty "mean girl" shit by powerful men:
https://is.gd/GdL3YT

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (d04cU)

203 With the age of some of these Congress critters, any fight would look more like the one in Up. httwps://tinyurl.com/bdhas27t

But far more slapping and crying.

Posted by: Zombie Aaron Burr at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (zeAEr)

204 Trial by combat. May God defend the right!

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 02:39 PM (gmo/4)

205 During the time when Gaetz was holding up McCarthy's nom as SoH, McCarthy walked up to him and looked like he was trying to be intimidating.

Gaetz just stood there with a "f*** you* expression. The intimidation clearly didn't work.
Posted by: Archimedes at

One of the absolute best "Bad Lip Reading" videos was of this.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:39 PM (CIS44)

206 So it turns out McCarthy is unhappy at being deposed.

--------------

That alone is reason enough to depose him.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2023 02:39 PM (sX1BW)

207 When a Romney runs the GOP (Ronna McDaniel was born a Romney) this is what you get.

I still remember when I started on this smart military blog that dissing the Romneys was, uh, not a popular opinion.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2023 02:39 PM (XqcwY)

208 So it's 10 thousand now..Somehow I doubt that
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2023 02:29 PM (bs+z0)

Wars suck, Hamas. All the terrorism and the money donations are sweet, but once someone calls your bluff and starts a war, the loans all come in due.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2023 02:39 PM (eoQWY)

209 The proof is in the pudding right?

***********

You know, I should probably feel them both up just to be sure. For science!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 14, 2023 02:40 PM (VTu1l)

210 Yeah, if this was the midnight plane back home from Vegas,

McCarthy would be that angry guy sitting next to you who's be alternately crying like a little bitch or cursing like a little bitch cuz he'd signed over his mortgage and car to the house and lost it all.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (QzZeQ)
++++
LOL.

Nailed it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:40 PM (d04cU)

211 There's nothing like a good piece of hickory.


Gutta-percha FTW!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:40 PM (JrojV)

212 I don't know what's worse.
McCarthy being a tough guy with his entourage..
or Burchett spilling this to the media.

Gotta know better, handle your business in house man.

Posted by: Inogame at November 14, 2023 02:40 PM (53oGX)

213 Bring back dueling, black powder pistols at 40 paces

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2023 02:41 PM (fwDg9)

214 35 First put your hands on your hips. Now stomp your right foot...

I'm sure Kevin knows this dance

Posted by: the French Mistake at November 14, 2023 02:41 PM (yY9wZ)

215 So it turns out McCarthy is unhappy at being deposed.

It is interesting, if you assume someone like McCarthy is actually any sort of conservative that he would have resigned. Each one of his endless political losses that occurred under his watch hurt the country and if you can't win...you need to give a different leader a chance.

Which just goes to show Mrs Luntz is in no way a conservative.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2023 02:41 PM (XqcwY)

216
How does Kevin McCarthy have to time for other mens kidneys, he's so busy with Frank Luntz's ass.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 14, 2023 02:41 PM (+oR7L)

217 This Asian lady in tight and small clothing holds beneath contempt such petty "mean girl" shit by powerful men: https://is.gd/GdL3YT

************

I say, that’s a armless looking lady

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 14, 2023 02:41 PM (VTu1l)

218
Is it bad that I laughed?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:35 PM

No. I chuckle myself remembering obvious signs of two feet busting through the drywall of the ceiling in the bathroom and saying to my son, "What the hell?"

I did offer to repair the ceiling for him.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 02:41 PM (enJYY)

219 This idiot apparently thinks he's 15 years old. I didn't believe I could think any less of him than I already did, but I stand corrected. This is how pathological narcissists act. I cannot think of a single grown man of my personal acquaintance who would act this pathetically.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2023 02:42 PM (AZWEO)

220 He fell balls first through the ceiling. Fortunately the now severely compromised testicular units stopped a complete fall into the bathroom below. So the antennae sits on the grass perched out back. My son doesn't wanna fess up that he married into a family of leftists freaks but the evidence is pretty clear.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Please tell me there's video

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 14, 2023 02:42 PM (/6GbT)

221 "Knife fights. Let's make it entertaining too."


With one wrist strapped to your opponent's.

Posted by: Ortho Petey at November 14, 2023 02:42 PM (FjYaO)

222 You'd think the media would have a field day with this. A Republican literally pounced.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 14, 2023 02:42 PM (OYxA4)

223 213 Bring back dueling, black powder pistols at 40 paces
Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2023 02:41 PM (fwDg9)
-------------
10 paces. We don't want them to miss

Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2023 02:42 PM (2bFN5)

224 214 35 First put your hands on your hips. Now stomp your right foot...

I'm sure Kevin knows this dance
Posted by: the French Mistake at November 14, 2023 02:41 PM (yY9wZ)

Somebody's hacked our Ring cameras!!

Posted by: Totally Objective Pollster Frank Luntz at November 14, 2023 02:42 PM (PiwSw)

225 With one wrist strapped to your opponent's.
Posted by: Ortho Petey a

Strap Match!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:42 PM (CIS44)

226 I say, that’s a armless looking lady


I'll say. So Michelle Fields identifies as Asian now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:42 PM (JrojV)

227 You'd think the media would have a field day with this. A Republican literally pounced.
Posted by: Flyguy at November 14, 2023 02:42 PM (OYxA4)
++++
HAHAHAHAHA

:: wipes tear ::

Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:43 PM (d04cU)

228 So it's 10 thousand now..Somehow I doubt that
Posted by: It's me donna



Per ham ass, Israel was responsible for blowing up a 6,000 bed children's hospital.


NOWHERE in the world is a 6,000 bed hospital, but thru the majik of muslim, Gaza had a 6,000 bed CHILDREN'S hospital.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2023 02:43 PM (XZrr7)

229 If Hamas didn't want the Israeli military in their country breaking their shit perhaps, oh, torturing, murdering, and raping 1400 Israelis shouldn't have been on the agenda?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2023 02:43 PM (XqcwY)

230 > This Asian lady in tight and small clothing

Poor girl lost her arms in the Persian Gulf War.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 02:43 PM (0N1h0)

231 Better the kidney than the back hole like Frank likes.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 14, 2023 02:43 PM (l10hq)

232 dude you're posting B&D now?

Posted by: DB - at November 14, 2023 02:43 PM (geLO8)

233 One of the absolute best "Bad Lip Reading" videos was of this.

This one?

https://tinyurl.com/8fzcadj6

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (I/Qkd)

234 Burchett should have knocked McAsswipe's block off.

There is still time...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (R/m4+)

235 Better the kidney than the back hole like Frank likes.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Im sure McCarthy is the bitch boy bottom

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (CIS44)

236 This will only lead to the same with Rose Delaurio and Katherine Clark.

I bet I can punch harder than McCarthy.

Posted by: Katie Porter at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (yY9wZ)

237 This whole thing with the hospital in Gaza is perplexing. It is all the FNM talks about.

Yet...can you name a time in say WWII that a hospital stopped an offensive? Or...any other war?

If Hamas is using the hospital destroy it and then move on to the next military target.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (XqcwY)

238 219 This idiot apparently thinks he's 15 years old. I didn't believe I could think any less of him than I already did, but I stand corrected. This is how pathological narcissists act. I cannot think of a single grown man of my personal acquaintance who would act this pathetically.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2023 02:42 PM (AZWEO)

++++

I don't either. They must just gravitate to either politics or acting.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (FL9yc)

239 Fun word: "Delope." It means to deliberately fire your weapon into the air during a duel to avoid shooting your opponent.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (JrojV)

240 Kevin McCarthy,
Punches the kidneys of people and strikes from behind;
He's lost his mind...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (wtvvX)

241 ne of the absolute best "Bad Lip Reading" videos was of this.

This one?

https://tinyurl.com/8fzcadj6
Posted by: Archimede

Thatd be the one. Did you bring the tiger?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (CIS44)

242 McCarthy is "still angry," CNN reports. Still grumbling about having been deposed.

-----------

Maybe a nice backrub from Frank Luntz us in order.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (UKtmk)

243 Watching a fight at a nursing home between a couple seniors zonked out on their meds fighting over the last pudding cup would probably have more action than a couple of your average congressman flailing at each other.

Wait, no, it's probably pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: brak at November 14, 2023 02:45 PM (AR07F)

244 Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 14, 2023 02:41 PM (VTu1l)

She does Oh, good, Now we can get pictures of armless women in ridiculous outfits.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2023 02:45 PM (RSbhh)

245 When McHenry banged the gavel, it was clearly the first time he ever swung a hammer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2023 02:45 PM (44ww/)

246 Who will be the first freedom caucus member to punch Johnson in the throat. My bet is on MTG.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 14, 2023 02:45 PM (l10hq)

247 I bet I can punch harder than McCarthy.

Posted by: Katie Porter at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (yY9wZ)

It is interesting to consider how the FNM handled Foley - who sent creepy sex type emails to an intern and Porter who *did* creepy sex type things to an intern.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2023 02:45 PM (XqcwY)

248 This sexy blonde in the shower has a low opinion of Joe Biden.

https://is.gd/NfNeOn

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 02:46 PM (0N1h0)

249 It always made perfect sense to have as our Congressional leader a person from a state that is a wreck for our party.

//GOP Tips on WINNING!

Posted by: sven at November 14, 2023 02:46 PM (X0I7i)

250 33 Oh wow there's video

https://tinyurl.com/5a596vsj
Posted by: DB - at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (geLO

LOLOLOLOL

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 02:46 PM (30MvH)

251 Family Guy old man fight

https://youtu.be/bsve9wB_sEA?si=EPNtlSTQ9vowazKS

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2023 02:46 PM (44ww/)

252 "At least he was not ripping arms off like Chewbacca!"

//M Fields esq

Posted by: sven at November 14, 2023 02:46 PM (X0I7i)

253 Rich men north of Richmond. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: goatexchange at November 14, 2023 02:46 PM (hyS0X)

254 She does Oh, good, Now we can get pictures of armless women in ridiculous outfits.


Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Venus de Milo at November 14, 2023 02:46 PM (JrojV)

255 When McHenry banged the gavel, it was clearly the first time he ever swung a hammer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2023 02:45 PM (44ww/)

I chuckled

Posted by: Ortho Petey at November 14, 2023 02:47 PM (FjYaO)

256 >Gaetz just stood there with a "f*** you* expression. The intimidation clearly didn't work.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (I/Qkd)

McCarthy couldn't intimidate a geriatric crossing guard.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 14, 2023 02:47 PM (NgqoH)

257 One of the absolute best "Bad Lip Reading" videos was of this.

This one?

https://tinyurl.com/8fzcadj6

Here's a slightly different one.

https://tinyurl.com/y3zumfye

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:48 PM (I/Qkd)

258 > Rich men north of Richmond. Fuck 'em.

I have!

Posted by: Barack H Obama at November 14, 2023 02:48 PM (0N1h0)

259 If Hamas is using the hospital destroy it and then move on to the next military target.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (XqcwY)
----
I suspect the IDF wants to capture it mostly intact as there's a treasure trove of Hamas intel inside it and under it.

That's why Hamas is using the patients/doctors/nurses there as hostages and human shields.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2023 02:48 PM (YIVH2)

260 He fell balls first through the ceiling. Fortunately the now severely compromised testicular units stopped a complete fall into the bathroom below. So the antennae sits on the grass perched out back. My son doesn't wanna fess up that he married into a family of leftists freaks but the evidence is pretty clear.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Please tell me there's video

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 14, 2023 02:42 PM (/6GbT)


I have this mental vision of hearing Steve Martin's high pitched voice after getting picked up by his testicles in Planes, Trains and Automobiles.


Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

261 247 I bet I can punch harder than McCarthy.

Posted by: Katie Porter at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (yY9wZ)
--
No bets. His Cali roots are deep, and he probably had quite a few 'soakers' when he was in grade school.

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at November 14, 2023 02:48 PM (zL/eJ)

262 Gaetz just stood there with a "f*** you* expression. The intimidation clearly didn't work.

Gaetz had the full weight of the DOJ and FNM deployed against him and beat them. He's got brass ones.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2023 02:48 PM (XqcwY)

263 This whole thing with the hospital in Gaza is perplexing. It is all the FNM talks about.

Yet...can you name a time in say WWII that a hospital stopped an offensive? Or...any other war?

If Hamas is using the hospital destroy it and then move on to the next military target.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (XqcwY)

In the Italian campaign the Allies got frustrated over the lack of progress at Cassino that they bombed the ancient Abbey there. The Germans weren't using the Abbey before the attack, but afterwards it was fair game and they did.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2023 02:48 PM (eoQWY)

264 Fun word: "Delope." It means to deliberately fire your weapon into the air during a duel to avoid shooting your opponent.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Fuck that noise. If I'm in a duel, it's for a reason.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2023 02:48 PM (XZrr7)

265 104
I don't think removalism is a word.

Posted by: Ciampino - Anon y Mous at November 14, 2023 02:49 PM (qfLjt)

266 Freedom caucus also told Johnson to rub his johnson on his new CR.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 14, 2023 02:49 PM (l10hq)

267 Can't we all just get along, bitches?

Posted by: Sheila Jackleg Lee at November 14, 2023 02:49 PM (sWM8x)

268 256 >Gaetz just stood there with a "f*** you* expression. The intimidation clearly didn't work.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (I/Qkd)

McCarthy couldn't intimidate a geriatric crossing guard.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 14, 2023 02:47 PM (NgqoH)

Gaetz will forever get the credit for exposing and deposing McCarthy and embarrassing him forever in the history books, which is what McCarthy's betraying and selling us out deserved...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2023 02:49 PM (exHjb)

269
Not since Representative Preston Brooks struck Senator Charles Sumner with a walking cane on May 22, 1856 has there been such violence in the chamber!

Huzzah!

Posted by: Your daily history lesson at November 14, 2023 02:50 PM (+oR7L)

270 McCarthy couldn't intimidate a geriatric crossing guard.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 14, 2023 02:47 PM (NgqoH)

Note that in the incident he had a full security detail and still hit the dude in the back. Profiles in courage it is not.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2023 02:50 PM (eoQWY)

271 258 > Rich men north of Richmond. Fuck 'em.


Ok. Whatever. Send 'em in.

Posted by: Comma Lah at November 14, 2023 02:50 PM (nx4Af)

272 239 Fun word: "Delope." It means to deliberately fire your weapon into the air during a duel to avoid shooting your opponent.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (JrojV)

In other words, begging your opponent to kill you.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 02:50 PM (UnA8+)

273 Not since Representative Preston Brooks struck Senator Charles Sumner with a walking cane on May 22, 1856 has there been such violence in the chamber!


And the irony was that Sumner couldn't walk once I was done with him!

Posted by: Preston Brooks at November 14, 2023 02:50 PM (XqcwY)

274 89 Men should solve disagreements through fights to the death.

They should be willing to defend their argument to the death.
Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 02:24 PM (UnA8+)

Just like the people on the previous thread who signed a sternly worded letter anonymously.

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 02:51 PM (30MvH)

275 266 Freedom caucus also told Johnson to rub his johnson on his new CR.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 14, 2023 02:49 PM (l10hq)

I see Kevin's paid Uniparty employees have joined the chat...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2023 02:51 PM (exHjb)

276 "It means to deliberately fire your weapon into the air during a duel to avoid shooting your opponent."

It doesn't work, trust me.

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at November 14, 2023 02:51 PM (MeG8a)

277 What if I told you that McCarthy's behavior here is how he tried to manage the Republican caucus?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

278 Remember when Frida from "Abba" and Phil Collins got together to make a pop song?
https://youtu.be/p98PjtSfNWo

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:52 PM (d04cU)

279 I would start flooding the tunnels they will come out or sleep with the fishes

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2023 02:52 PM (fwDg9)

280 What if I told you that McCarthy's behavior here is how he tried to manage the Republican caucus?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

Shut up those 8 are traitors and should be shunned until their dying day.

/s

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:53 PM (CIS44)

281 Yet...can you name a time in say WWII that a hospital stopped an offensive? Or...any other war?


Close candidate Monte Cassino and that idiot general Mark Clark. General Clark was IMO the worst U.S. general in WW2.

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 02:53 PM (gmo/4)

282 McCarthy, Issa, good God California, you suck.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 14, 2023 02:53 PM (l10hq)

283 Come back and I'll bite you to death!

Posted by: The Black Knight at November 14, 2023 02:54 PM (nx4Af)

284 German police greased an energetic knife wielding shoplifter. Apparently they also managed to hit a bystander.

Video here:
https://is.gd/DpsEft

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 02:54 PM (0N1h0)

285 The Russian national poet Pushkin was also killed in a duel, with some dude who was talking smack about his wife.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:54 PM (JrojV)

286 there was a dueling scene in the miniseries North And South between Swayze and another guy

other guy shot first and missed
Swayze fired in the air, sparing the man in a most gentlemanly and chivalrous way, and of course, hence owning his opponent's soul for the balance of the man's natural life

Posted by: DB - at November 14, 2023 02:54 PM (geLO8)

287 272 239 Fun word: "Delope." It means to deliberately fire your weapon into the air during a duel to avoid shooting your opponent.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (JrojV)


--
Well, that didn't help Hamilton.

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at November 14, 2023 02:54 PM (zL/eJ)

288
Close candidate Monte Cassino and that idiot general Mark Clark. General Clark was IMO the worst U.S. general in WW2.

Well...I meant in the sense of "enemy army wouldn't attack a target because it was nominally non-military" not an enemy army tried and had difficulty in taking a nominally non-military target.

Posted by: Preston Brooks at November 14, 2023 02:54 PM (XqcwY)

289
You're lucky. Speaker Denny Hastert used to grab you by the Johnson.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at November 14, 2023 02:55 PM (+oR7L)

290 There are gay orgies in gay pornos that are less gay than this "physical altercation"
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 02:14 PM (iFTx/)
****
Word. Preach it brother!

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at November 14, 2023 02:55 PM (T7CeC)

291 > I would start flooding the tunnels they will come out or sleep with the fishes

They've been filling the tunnels with some rapid expanding whatever wizardry and shutting down their air systems.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 02:55 PM (0N1h0)

292 ++++
:: channels Sponge ::

You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/SwrYMWoqg5w
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:37 PM (d04cU)


You're getting good at this.

Nicely done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

293 Close candidate Monte Cassino and that idiot general Mark Clark. General Clark was IMO the worst U.S. general in WW2.
Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 02:53 PM (gmo/4)

I think Friedenhall and his bunker 35 miles away from the front line in Tunisia at Kasserine Pass takes the cake from Mark Clark, but there sure are a lot that hate Clark.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2023 02:55 PM (eoQWY)

294 other guy shot first and missed
Swayze fired in the air, sparing the man in a most gentlemanly and chivalrous way, and of course, hence owning his opponent's soul for the balance of the man's natural life
Posted by: DB


That only works if the guy is honorable.
Can you imagine sparing a dems life?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2023 02:56 PM (XZrr7)

295 Maybe, coming soon to a chamber near you?! But I don't think this one would be a slap fest... https://tinyurl.com/7xwhwdss

Posted by: Lady Lil at November 14, 2023 02:56 PM (zeAEr)

296 You're lucky. Speaker Denny Hastert used to grab you by the Johnson.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at November 14, 2023 02:55 PM (+oR7L)

TOO OLD

Posted by: Pedo Hastert at November 14, 2023 02:56 PM (XqcwY)

297 280 What if I told you that McCarthy's behavior here is how he tried to manage the Republican caucus?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

Shut up those 8 are traitors and should be shunned until their dying day.

/s
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:53 PM (CIS44)

They SIDED WITH THE DEMOCRATS.. or something.

Posted by: Inogame at November 14, 2023 02:56 PM (53oGX)

298 158 "pulling a Hillary"
Posted by: Totally Conservative Commentator Dick Morris at November 14, 2023 02:33 PM (PiwSw)

ewwwww

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 02:57 PM (30MvH)

299 286 there was a dueling scene in the miniseries North And South between Swayze and another guy

other guy shot first and missed
Swayze fired in the air, sparing the man in a most gentlemanly and chivalrous way, and of course, hence owning his opponent's soul for the balance of the man's natural life
Posted by: DB - at November 14, 2023 02:54 PM (geLO

And then he made sexy pottery and cleaned up the Double Deuce. The end.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 14, 2023 02:57 PM (R4t5M)

300 New video has emerged of Kevin McCarthy explaining his frustrations abous his removal.

https://tinyurl.com/d2bt9jj9

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:57 PM (I/Qkd)

301 There are gay orgies in gay pornos that are less gay than this "physical altercation"
Posted by: Elric Blade

-----------------

That's good stuff.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2023 02:58 PM (sX1BW)

302 Why didn't this guy Curb Stomp this Vichy Fag?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2023 02:58 PM (E/EBH)

303 This sexy blonde in the shower has a low opinion of Joe Biden.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 02:46 PM

True blonde status:

[ ] Confirmed
[X] Not confirmed

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2023 02:58 PM (a3Q+t)

304 Swayze fired in the air, sparing the man in a most gentlemanly and chivalrous way, and of course, hence owning his opponent's soul for the balance of the man's natural life


I think that was part of the point of deloping. It effectively put an end to the duel, and gave the deloper moral high ground.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:58 PM (JrojV)

305 Movies always seem to depict brawls between men going on endlessly, rolling around, jabs taken and given, heads pounded into the pavement, chairs and tables thrown on heads, windows broken, and if in a saloon, whiskey bottles smashed in faces.
I saw one western movie that I can't remember the name of, but it was pretty realistic - two men go outside to fight, exchange maybe four jabs, and then they start panting and huffing and puffing, then they agree they are both exhausted and that was enough for both of them.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 14, 2023 02:58 PM (FL9yc)

306 Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 02:48 PM (I/Qkd)

Those "bad lip reading" videos are hilarious!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2023 02:58 PM (RSbhh)

307 >>300 New video has emerged of Kevin McCarthy explaining his frustrations abous his removal.

https://tinyurl.com/d2bt9jj9
Posted by: Archimedes

I don't get the eyelid dots. Morse code?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 14, 2023 02:59 PM (l10hq)

308 Well...I meant in the sense of "enemy army wouldn't attack a target because it was nominally non-military" not an enemy army tried and had difficulty in taking a nominally non-military target.
Posted by: Preston Brooks at November 14, 2023 02:54 PM (XqcwY)

There was a spoken or unspoken agreement that the US wouldn't destroy the Abbey if the Germans didn't use it in the defense of the Mountain. They didn't, by all accounts but the lack of progress frustrated the commanders enought that they did destroy the Abbey, after which the Germans did use the rubble for defense.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2023 02:59 PM (eoQWY)

309 McCarthy, Issa, good God California, you suck.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 14, 2023 02:53 PM (l10hq

****
What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Tom McClintock, ex conservative at November 14, 2023 02:59 PM (T7CeC)

310 > other guy shot first and missed
Swayze fired in the air, sparing the man in a most gentlemanly and chivalrous way, and of course, hence owning his opponent's soul for the balance of the man's natural life

There is a similar scene in Barry Lyndon.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2023 02:59 PM (44ww/)

311 Remember when Frida from "Abba" and Phil Collins got together to make a pop song?
https://youtu.be/p98PjtSfNWo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 02:52 PM (d04cU)


Slamin'.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

312 I saw one western movie that I can't remember the name of, but it was pretty realistic - two men go outside to fight, exchange maybe four jabs, and then they start panting and huffing and puffing, then they agree they are both exhausted and that was enough for both of them.
Posted by: washrivergal

It's pretty hard to take one legitimate shot to the head.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 02:59 PM (CIS44)

313 305 Movies always seem to depict brawls between men going on endlessly, rolling around, jabs taken and given, heads pounded into the pavement, chairs and tables thrown on heads, windows broken, and if in a saloon, whiskey bottles smashed in faces.
I saw one western movie that I can't remember the name of, but it was pretty realistic - two men go outside to fight, exchange maybe four jabs, and then they start panting and huffing and puffing, then they agree they are both exhausted and that was enough for both of them.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 14, 2023 02:58 PM (FL9yc)

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The Treasure of the Sierra Madre has an early barroom brawl that really feels like it was made by someone who had been in a barroom brawl before. I assume John Huston was in his fair share.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

314 201 Yeah, if this was the midnight plane back home from Vegas,

McCarthy would be that angry guy sitting next to you who's be alternately crying like a little bitch or cursing like a little bitch cuz he'd signed over his mortgage and car to the house and lost it all.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (QzZeQ)

Yikes.

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 03:00 PM (30MvH)

315 Lol, Burchett believes the government has alien space craft hidden at Area 51. What a dumbass

Posted by: Sid at November 14, 2023 03:00 PM (ytAal)

316 >>What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Tom McClintock, ex conservative

Yes, fuxk you too.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 14, 2023 03:00 PM (l10hq)

317 I’ve been on Israel’s side all along with just one simple request: I am cool with whatever they want to do to the Palis just as long as they don’t try to send them here as refugees.

Well today two members of the Knesset wrote an op-Ed in the Wall St. Journal arguing for America taking refugees from Gaza. Really bros?

Posted by: Fortunate Sun Tzu at November 14, 2023 03:01 PM (QZJPZ)

318 McCarthy didn't have to be deposed. He did it to himself by being a losing liar who didn't keep his promises. Had he done that, he'd still be there. Dumb a**.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2023 03:01 PM (mupln)

319 Lol, Burchett believes the government has alien space craft hidden at Area 51. What a dumbass
Posted by: Cocksucker at November 14, 2023 03:00 PM (C0ck$)
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Hey, if he goes after cucks then I'll forgive him his foibles. The worst that will happen is that he gets disappointed that it's really just an airbase with some experimental stuff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 03:01 PM (d04cU)

320 >>It's pretty hard to take one legitimate shot to the head.


Ace takes more than that, to the face, each day.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2023 03:01 PM (E/EBH)

321 Norms restored. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 14, 2023 03:02 PM (V8he0)

322 320 >>It's pretty hard to take one legitimate shot to the head.


Ace takes more than that, to the face, each day.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2023 03:01 PM (E/EBH)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

323 Oddly enough, McCarthy never got angry at Democrats who called him Hitler and otherwise treated him like an enemy of democracy. No...Kevin saves his wrath only for Republicans who call him out for lying.

Posted by: JT Smith at November 14, 2023 03:02 PM (FxdZx)

324
Ace takes more than that, to the face, each day.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2023 03:01 PM (E/EBH)


https://giphy.com/gifs/8WmIDhNRcRies

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

325 I’ve been on Israel’s side all along with just one simple request: I am cool with whatever they want to do to the Palis just as long as they don’t try to send them here as refugees.

Well today two members of the Knesset wrote an op-Ed in the Wall St. Journal arguing for America taking refugees from Gaza. Really bros?
Posted by: Fortunate Sun Tzu at November 14, 2023 03:01 PM (QZJPZ)
++++
Speculation: they either got word that it's happening anyway, or they're laying an unsophisticated trap to underscore how *nobody* wants these fuckers and so they ought not criticize quite so much.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 03:03 PM (d04cU)

326 >>>>It's pretty hard to take one legitimate shot to the head.


Ace takes more than that, to the face, each day.
Posted by: garrett

Right before each session starts - Nancy Mace

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 14, 2023 03:03 PM (l10hq)

327 >>I don't get it.


Imagine a Baby Bird, looking to be fed.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2023 03:03 PM (E/EBH)

328 Swayze fired in the air, sparing the man in a most gentlemanly and chivalrous way, and of course, hence owning his opponent's soul for the balance of the man's natural life


I think that was part of the point of deloping. It effectively put an end to the duel, and gave the deloper moral high ground.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:58 PM (JrojV)

Abe Lincoln was challenged to a duel once, though the articles that were objected to were probably written by his girlfriend and another woman. He chose broadswords as the weapon, and since he was likely about a foot taller, and had long arms and was very strong indeed the sight of him warming up induced a willingness of the challenger to accept an apology and explanation that no insult was meant.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2023 03:03 PM (eoQWY)

329 Is this McCarthy's wife being arrested too??

https://tinyurl.com/28kj72yt
2:42 minutes [NSFW language]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 14, 2023 03:03 PM (krqg6)

330 Lol, Burchett believes the government has alien space craft hidden at Area 51. What a dumbass

Well, you believe that communism just hasn't been "done right".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 14, 2023 03:04 PM (V8he0)

331 Norms restored. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

MUH COMITY! MUH STATEMANSHIP~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2023 03:04 PM (IG4Id)

332 200 Claudia from NPR on the altercation:

https://nitter.net/cgrisales
Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (30MvH)

This has video!!!

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 03:04 PM (30MvH)

333 Per Wikipedia:

Monte Cassino was not initially occupied by the Germans, as General Albert Kesselring respected its cultural significance. However, British Indian Army officers reported (apparently erroneously) that German troops had indeed occupied it, after which General Sir Harold Alexander ordered an aerial bombardment. However, no German troops were in the abbey at the time, the bombing only killed a couple hundred Italian civilians who had sought refuge there, and then paratroopers used the rubble for defensive cover.

In short, "whoops."

Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2023 03:05 PM (bhRsz)

334 332 200 Claudia from NPR on the altercation:

https://nitter.net/cgrisales
Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 02:38 PM (30MvH)

This has video!!!
Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 03:04 PM (30MvH)

Also lots of breathless reporting à la NPR.

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 03:05 PM (30MvH)

335 273 Not since Representative Preston Brooks struck Senator Charles Sumner with a walking cane on May 22, 1856 has there been such violence in the chamber!

Nonsense! How could you all forget January 6th, when a crazed furry tried to murder and sodomize me in Speaker Pelosi's office with her gavel on her podium!?!?!?

Posted by: AOC at November 14, 2023 03:05 PM (JCZqz)

336 The President of Israel spoke via Satellite from Israel but Biden could not speak from AF1??????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2023 03:06 PM (pVWRI)

337 190 Unite! You have nothing to lose but a tight sphincter!

Posted by: Fags for McCarthy at November 14, 2023 02:37 PM (w0iEP)
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You left out an 'O'

Unite! You have nothing to loosen but a tight sphincter!

Posted by: Ciampino - Anon y Mous love it at November 14, 2023 03:06 PM (qfLjt)

338 other guy shot first and missed


Han shot first!


Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 03:06 PM (gmo/4)

339 Well. She's been bangin' McCarthy for some time now.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM (7Vi0c)
****
Uhm, I don't think so. I've got him on phone finder and he's home by 8. Every night.

Posted by: Frank Luntz at November 14, 2023 03:06 PM (T7CeC)

340 >>>>It's pretty hard to take one legitimate shot to the head.


Ace takes more than that, to the face, each day.
Posted by: garrett

Right before each session starts - Nancy Mace
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 14, 2023 03:03 PM (l10hq)


And before the start of each prayer breakfast, right Nance?

Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2023 03:07 PM (bhRsz)

341 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 03:02 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S REFERRING TO A PARTICULAR TROPE THAT EXISTS IN PARTICULAR SUB-GENRES OF CINEMATIC EXPRESSION.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 14, 2023 03:07 PM (a3Q+t)

342 Why is he still hanging around the house? Surely there’s a $650k a year lobbying job waiting for him out there.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 03:08 PM (P5BwU)

343 341 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 03:02 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S REFERRING TO A PARTICULAR TROPE THAT EXISTS IN PARTICULAR SUB-GENRES OF CINEMATIC EXPRESSION.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 14, 2023 03:07 PM (a3Q+t)

======

Well, what does that have to do with numbers flying around a math genius's head like in A Beautiful Mind?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

344 > other guy shot first and missed

Swayze fired in the air, sparing the man in a most gentlemanly and chivalrous way, and of course, hence owning his opponent's soul for the balance of the man's natural life

There is a similar scene in Barry Lyndon.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2023 02:59 PM (44ww/)

-----------

I thought that the John Wick 4 movie was the best of the bunch; only unfortunate thing was that the ending duel scene was entirely predictable.

[Was fortunate to have seen it in a theater -- a rarity for me over the past couple decades -- and only because I was avoiding the wifey after after a fight the night before.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 14, 2023 03:08 PM (0Dp83)

345 Well today two members of the Knesset wrote an op-Ed in the Wall St. Journal arguing for America taking refugees from Gaza. Really bros?
Posted by: Fortunate Sun Tzu at November 14, 2023 03:01 PM (QZJPZ)

If they're no threat and in need, why doesn't Israel take them? Or any of a hundred other closer countries?

Posted by: LASue at November 14, 2023 03:09 PM (llS7k)

346 Speculation: they either got word that it's happening anyway, or they're laying an unsophisticated trap to underscore how *nobody* wants these fuckers and so they ought not criticize quite so much.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 03:03 PM (d04cU)

and don't forget - just like our congressmen, the Knesset is full of some pretty damned stupid people. But yeah, that's always been the biggest problem, Nobody wants those asshole pali's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2023 03:09 PM (i9ffA)

347 Well, the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 14, 2023 03:09 PM (krqg6)

348 It's pretty hard to take one legitimate shot to the head.


I got hit in the back of the head by a line drive (not paying attention at practice) in H.S.


Look where it got me.


Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 03:09 PM (gmo/4)

349 And before the start of each prayer breakfast, right Nance?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2023 03:07 PM (bhRsz)

No, no, she made sure everyone at the breakfast knew that she does NOT do that stuff before any prayer breakfasts. All good on any other day, though.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at November 14, 2023 03:09 PM (9mfKN)

350 >>Well today two members of the Knesset wrote an op-Ed in the Wall St. Journal arguing for America taking refugees from Gaza. Really bros?


You know that the Knesset isn't exclusively Jews, right?

And, that there are a shit ton of JiNOs in there, as well.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2023 03:10 PM (E/EBH)

351 The Treasure of the Sierra Madre has an early barroom brawl that really feels like it was made by someone who had been in a barroom brawl before. I assume John Huston was in his fair share.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

++++

One of my all-time favorites, but haven't seen it in years. I will watch it again just to take note of the bar fight.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 14, 2023 03:10 PM (FL9yc)

352 So it's a movie thread now?

Posted by: I gotta ask at November 14, 2023 03:11 PM (nx4Af)

353 29 Bring on the Idiocracy. Put 'em in a jar and make 'em fight.
Posted by: fd at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (vFG9F)
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Heck yeah! I'm gonna sit down with my BIGASS soda and EXTRA BIG ASS fries and switch the channel to watch them go at it on Monday Night Rehabilitation!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 14, 2023 03:11 PM (pIx7m)

354 The Treasure of the Sierra Madre has an early barroom brawl that really feels like it was made by someone who had been in a barroom brawl before. I assume John Huston was in his fair share.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

++++

One of my all-time favorites, but haven't seen it in years. I will watch it again just to take note of the bar fight.


Bogie did great crazy in that movie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 03:11 PM (JrojV)

355
Having a California Republican as Speaker of the House makes as much sense as having a New York State Republican in that position. As in no sense whatsoever.

Nancy Pelosi is a fire breathing leftist. Where is our equivalent?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 03:11 PM (enJYY)

356 345 If they're no threat and in need, why doesn't Israel take them? Or any of a hundred other closer countries?
Posted by: LASue at November 14, 2023 03:09 PM (llS7k)

Because, like all Leftists, those particular members see Muslims as a weapon to unleash against others.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 03:11 PM (UnA8+)

357 Biden will absolutely take in a ton of Palis. That’s how he gets back into the good graces of American Hamas.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 03:11 PM (P5BwU)

358 I learned in law school that battery is an unwanted touching.

So the Capitol Police will be arresting McCarthy soon.

Posted by: torabora at November 14, 2023 03:12 PM (T7CeC)

359 357 Biden will absolutely take in a ton of Palis. That’s how he gets back into the good graces of American Hamas.
Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 03:11 PM (P5BwU)

========

Lots of empty commercial real estate in Manhattan that could be converted to housing units.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

360 355
Having a California Republican as Speaker of the House makes as much sense as having a New York State Republican in that position. As in no sense whatsoever.

Can you imagine a Republican president from NY? Good god that would be just awful.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 03:12 PM (P5BwU)

361 I learned in law school that battery is an unwanted touching.

So the Capitol Police will be arresting McCarthy soon.
Posted by: torabora

*Tara Reade has entered the chat*

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 03:13 PM (CIS44)

362 If Hamas is using the hospital destroy it and then move on to the next military target.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2023 02:44 PM (XqcwY)


The whole area should look like the terminator movies. Survivors living in dirt and watching alien tank things rolling over long dead human skulls.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2023 03:13 PM (VwHCD)

363 358 I learned in law school that battery is an unwanted touching.

So the Capitol Police will be arresting McCarthy soon.
Posted by: torabora at November 14, 2023 03:12 PM (T7CeC)

========

If he's on his way to official business, a congressman can pretty much do whatever he wants and not get arrested. It's literally in the constitution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

364 >>I got hit in the back of the head by a line drive (not paying attention at practice) in H.S.


I got an 18' - 2 x 10 to the back of the head, from the 3rd story of a renovation job we were doing, when I was 15 or so.

Out Cold.

My uncle thought he killed me.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2023 03:13 PM (E/EBH)

365 Nancy Pelosi is a fire breathing leftist. Where is our equivalent?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 03:11 PM (enJYY)


The last one was (in the Senate) Joseph McCarthy R-WI, in my opinion.

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 03:13 PM (gmo/4)

366 Nood Hamas Running

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at November 14, 2023 03:14 PM (9mfKN)

367 Is this McCarthy's wife being arrested too??

https://tinyurl.com/28kj72yt
2:42 minutes [NSFW language]
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 14, 2023 03:03 PM (krqg6)

Naw, I think she's the cousin of the drunk gal in Texas screaming, "Call Graiiiigggg, call Graiiigggg!!!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 14, 2023 03:14 PM (/HDaX)

368 But Trump said pussy.

Posted by: AWFLs everywhere at November 14, 2023 03:14 PM (nx4Af)

369 Taking in Hamas will definitely increase the murder rate here.

You can learn a lot by just observing.

Posted by: torabora at November 14, 2023 03:14 PM (T7CeC)

370 battery is an unwanted touching.

I never had that problem with Kevin before

Posted by: Frank Luntz at November 14, 2023 03:15 PM (yY9wZ)

371 The whole area should look like the terminator movies. Survivors living in dirt and watching alien tank things rolling over long dead human skulls.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2023 03:13 PM (VwHCD)

I believe Israel thinks a large number of the hostages are directly underneath some of the ground they're holding right now; maybe 200 - 300 feet underground, in prepared bunkers. They seem to think they can get to them without killing them all, but it's slow going.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2023 03:15 PM (i9ffA)

372 Lots of empty commercial real estate in Manhattan that could be converted to housing units.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

They’re not going to NYC. They’re going to suburban Dallas or exurban St Louis as well as small towns and cities in the south and mountain west.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 03:15 PM (P5BwU)

373 There is no reason for the US to take in palis.

They need to stay with other Arabs. Similar language, customs, and laws.

Here, they will only cause problems

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 14, 2023 03:15 PM (83C9A)

374
We should consider taking in residents of Gaza after every single member of the OIC (Organization of Islamic Cooperation) (57 of them) put in writing, why they will not accept them.

After that, say, "Nah, we were only fooling around. If you don't want them then we don't either."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 03:15 PM (enJYY)

375
Here, they will only cause problems

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 14, 2023 03:15 PM (83C9A)

For the left that’s a feature not a bug.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 03:16 PM (P5BwU)

376 373 There is no reason for the US to take in palis.

They need to stay with other Arabs. Similar language, customs, and laws.

Here, they will only cause problems

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 14, 2023 03:15 PM (83C9A)

Something something melting pot…

Oh wait, forgot that’s racist.

Something something tossed salad…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at November 14, 2023 03:16 PM (9mfKN)

377 Burchett received an anonymous elbow to the kidneys.

"Anonymous" is the thing in DC now, right?1

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 14, 2023 03:17 PM (Rbu5d)

378 This will be a good political litmus test for McCarthy. If he's Establishment, the Capitol Police won't arrest him for the assault he committed. If he's Conservative, they'll shoot him.

Posted by: Wally at November 14, 2023 03:17 PM (hqVaF)

379 Lots of empty commercial real estate in Manhattan that could be converted to housing units.
------------------
Plenty of housing at Martha's Vineyard, too.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 14, 2023 03:17 PM (iDpzk)

380 Full respect to the guy who castrated himself installing an attic antenna instead of a radio app on his daughters phone.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 14, 2023 03:19 PM (L2/AN)

381 380 Full respect to the guy who castrated himself installing an attic antenna instead of a radio app on his daughters phone.
-------------
Is this real?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 14, 2023 03:21 PM (iDpzk)

382 Globalist 'republicans' are pussies. It is that simple.

Posted by: Danimal28 at November 14, 2023 03:28 PM (klw0w)

383 So sad, yet another man gilded by NPR.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2023 03:38 PM (44ww/)

384 lol
Sour grapes.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2023 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

385 381 380 Full respect to the guy who castrated himself installing an attic antenna instead of a radio app on his daughters phone.
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Is this real?
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 14, 2023 03:21 PM (iDpzk)
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Very few new phones have a builtin FM antenna these days.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 14, 2023 03:40 PM (pIx7m)

386 and don't forget - just like our congressmen, the Knesset is full of some pretty damned stupid people. But yeah, that's always been the biggest problem, Nobody wants those asshole pali's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2023 03:09 PM (i9ffA)

Russia might take them on, scatter them a couple families here and there in villages across the country with people keeping an eye on them all across the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2023 03:40 PM (eoQWY)

387 Rep Burchett is passive enough to talk to lovely lady (clearly a sexist remark) Claudia From NPR and Collusion Fraudster Manu Raju to whine about Kevin McCarthy. It's one thing to complain about Kevin McCarthy, but to cry to little Manu about it falls short of manhood. Timmy is searching for his victimhood; will you validate it?

Posted by: william ferrin at November 14, 2023 03:44 PM (bSeRw)

388 Not since Representative Preston Brooks struck Senator Charles Sumner with a walking cane on May 22, 1856 has there been such violence in the chamber!
Well, except for that time some Puerto Rican nationalist tried to blow the place up...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 14, 2023 05:02 PM (XMwZJ)

389 I every time used to read paragraph in news papers but now
as I am a user of internet thus from now I am using net for posts, thanks to web.

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390 Нey! Ɗo you know if they make any pⅼugins to safeguard
ɑgainst hackers? I'm kinda paгanoid about losing evеrytһing I've
worked hard on. Any suggestions?

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When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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Ann Coulter
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