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Hundreds of Biden Government Employees Sign a Statement Demanding a Ceasefire, Anonymously

Wait -- they're signing this statement anonymously?

What does that mean? Are they using fake internet names like we do? Are they signing it @SexyCivilServant69?

Four hundred government officials from 40 departments and agencies within President Biden's administration signed a letter opposing the president's handling of the Israel-Hamas war and demanded a cease-fire.

The Tuesday letter, first reported by the New York Times, includes officials from the State Department, White House, National Security Council and the Justice Department. The signatories of the letter remained anonymous to protect against professional retaliation.

"We call on President Biden to urgently demand a cease-fire; and to call for de-escalation of the current conflict by securing the immediate release of the Israeli hostages and arbitrarily detained Palestinians; the restoration of water, fuel, electricity and other basic services; and the passage of adequate humanitarian aid to the Gaza Strip," the letter reads, in part.

I'm not getting how they "signed" it.

Did the demand have two check boxes?

[X] Concerned

[ ] Not concerned


Biden and other Western leaders have pushed back on calls for a cease-fire in Gaza, arguing it would only serve to benefit Hamas terrorists. Biden's administration has instead pushed for humanitarian pauses in the fighting, which Israel has agreed to.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:06 PM




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1 Courage!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2023 01:06 PM (63Dwl)

2 It's who they are

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 14, 2023 01:06 PM (zjgNU)

3 Can I anonymously sign for a bank loan? Promise I’ll pay it back. Lol.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 01:07 PM (P5BwU)

4 CONCERNED!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 14, 2023 01:07 PM (Mzdiz)

5 Stunning and brave.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:07 PM (zhLdt)

6
'm not getting how they "signed" it.

Did the demand have two check boxes?


They clicked on all the boxes with pictures of motorcycles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2023 01:08 PM (63Dwl)

7 This anonymous comment was commented anonymously.

Posted by: anonymous at November 14, 2023 01:08 PM (vFG9F)

8 If Trump wins, this would be a good starting point to reassign these 400 people to Kodiak Alaska. Followed by the FIB.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 14, 2023 01:08 PM (l10hq)

9 As the close loved one of a former feral gov employee, they didn't have to consent or sign it to "sign" it.

Posted by: Catherine at November 14, 2023 01:09 PM (ZSsrh)

10 That is an excellent question.

How do we know there were actually 400 people?

Orrrr does the media have the list of names, but promised not to print it?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2023 01:09 PM (mj0Qp)

11 I signed it.

Posted by: PussySlayer_420blazeit_69_monstercock at November 14, 2023 01:09 PM (AR07F)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Governor Hobbs at November 14, 2023 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

13
I am pretty certain I use my real name here.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 01:09 PM (enJYY)

14 STRIKE ONE!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Four hundred government officials from 40 departments and agencies within President Biden's administration...

If they were anonymous, how could you possibly have this information?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:10 PM (zhLdt)

16 *draws whale stabbed by a harpoon*

Posted by: Queequeg at November 14, 2023 01:10 PM (aD39U)

17 Oral Contract.

Posted by: Kamala at November 14, 2023 01:10 PM (SYTee)

18 Wait, you guys are all using fake names?

Posted by: spindrift at November 14, 2023 01:10 PM (RRBiz)

19 Where have you gone Joe McCarthy, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (0Lpvj)

20 What does that mean? Are they using fake internet names like we do? Are they signing it @SexyCivilServant69?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:06 PM

Wait, you guys aren't using your real names? Now I feel out of place.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (eYoxG)

21 War is bad.

Posted by: @MuffCrush69 at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (aD39U)

22 "I am pretty certain I use my real name here."

You too?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (hH3Px)

23 We demand that Hamas be obliterated without mercy.

Posted by: Billions and billions of anonymous American voters at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (I/Qkd)

24 are people using fake names here? I gotta tell ya Im gonna plead ignorance on that one.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (CIS44)

25 Gutless pussies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (guGkK)

26 So they want Biden to "urgently" demand a cease fire. Can the man do anything urgently? What about a "pretty soon" demand...or an "I'll get right on that" demand. Or maybe, the dreaded, "Go ask Jill" demand?"

The level of ignorance displayed by this letter should cause everyone to wonder just WTF is going on inside the beltway?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (uSHSS)

27
No way was it an annoying error message.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (enJYY)

28 18 Wait, you guys are all using fake names?
Posted by: spindrift at November 14, 2023 01:10 PM (RRBiz)

I'm not

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (bs+z0)

29

It's the same concept as 82 million votes.

82 people casting 1 million ballots.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2023 01:12 PM (x0n13)

30 "Can the man do anything urgently? "

Depends.

Posted by: anonymous at November 14, 2023 01:12 PM (vFG9F)

31 What does that mean? Are they using fake internet names like we do? Are they signing it @SexyCivilServant69?


@GummyHeadGiverFBI

Posted by: Lisa Page at November 14, 2023 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

32 War is bad.
Posted by: @MuffCrush69 at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (aD39U)


Except in Ukraine. And Syria. And...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:12 PM (zhLdt)

33 Are they using fake internet names like we do?
.......

Not me. Lower case intials (I got lucky).

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2023 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

34 "I will take this Stand of Principle as long as there is no adverse blowback of any kind."

Real profiles in courage, aren't they?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2023 01:12 PM (guGkK)

35 Holy shit Ace.
I can't believe you just doxed me!


When I signed that petition stating my public support, I did not anyone to KNOW I signed it. Anonymously.

Posted by: SexyCivilServant69 at November 14, 2023 01:12 PM (Pg02g)

36 I think I could learn to hate government employees.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 14, 2023 01:12 PM (vO+yX)

37 If you arent willing to put your name on something, then it's like you never said it in the first place. throw it in the circular file.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 01:13 PM (CIS44)

38 Zero fucks given. The Gazans voted for Hamas, support the genocidal mission, raise their kids to hate and ultimately kill Jews, and then kicked off this war with kidnaping, rape, murder, probable necrophilia, and utter barbarity. Fuck 'em. Burn them out root and branch.

Posted by: Had enough of this shit at November 14, 2023 01:13 PM (HBnmy)

39 Sexy_Kitten_69 was going to sign it but felt it was unbecoming a low level staffer to tell the president what to do.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 01:13 PM (P5BwU)

40 We call on President Biden to urgently demand a cease-fire; and to call for de-escalation of the current conflict by securing the immediate release of the Israeli hostages and arbitrarily detained Palestinians

Arbitrarily detained? You keep using that word...

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 01:13 PM (I/Qkd)

41 Four hundred government officials from 40 departments and agencies within President Biden's administration signed a letter opposing the president's handling of the Israel-Hamas war and demanded a cease-fire.


So 10 per agency? Why does that sound too pat?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2023 01:13 PM (XZrr7)

42 Afternoon Ace. I'm pretty sure that the four hundred anonymously signed "Brave Sir Robin"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2023 01:13 PM (n+eLX)

43 Wow, you mean a whole 400 federal employees "signed" this pile of shit? There are over 2 million federal employees. You can find 400 of these shitheads to sign a pledge to stick a hot poker up his ass and then chop his dick off. Actually, I take that back. You can find 4,000 of these shitheads to sign that.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 01:13 PM (iFTx/)

44 My careful analysis of the petition reveals all of the earmarks of Russian disinformation.

CHANGE MY MIND

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (guGkK)

45 >> … opposing the president's handling of the Israel-Hamas war

Brandon isn’t handling anything, not even the Charmin…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (qfVDK)

46 So they want Biden to "urgently" demand a cease fire. Can the man do anything urgently?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (uSHSS)


When he was here for a visit he seemed to shit himself pretty urgently. -- Pope "Goes To Hollywood"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (zhLdt)

47 This is my real name. It's pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove."

Posted by: anonymous at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (vFG9F)

48 40 Arbitrarily detained? You keep using that word...
Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 01:13 PM (I/Qkd)


Now do the J6 prisoners!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (x0n13)

49 Wait, you guys are all using fake names?
Posted by: spindrift at November 14, 2023 01:10 PM (RRBiz)
.......

I don't think Masturbatin' Pete is.
He's Pete, and what he is doing is his his own damn business.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

50 The Tuesday letter, first reported by the New York Times, includes officials from the State Department, White House, National Security Council and the Justice Department. The signatories of the letter remained anonymous to protect against professional retaliation.
++++
Then they are probably not real. This was probably ginned up by someone and they just picked an arbitrary number. "Over 400" sounded good, so they went with it.

This whisper campaign is even stupider than they usually are. Now they're remaining "anonymous."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (d04cU)

51 Welcome to butthurt equity and indignation justice. How many rapes would be in a proportional response?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (z+89e)

52 "The signatories of the letter remained anonymous to protect against professional retaliation."

Seriously? With the government unions it is damned near impossible to fire someone.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (N39Ws)

53 Sounds like an Inserection. WTF do these people think they are?

Also of note.. they fear retaliation.
I guess nobody is safe from Bidens goons.

81 million ballots. Most secure election ever.
Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Reforger at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (Ps8bn)

54 Aren’t there like 3 million fedgov employees? Is 400 supposed to impress me?

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (P5BwU)

55 A bunch of X's?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (CeYzE)

56 Not unlike the daily birdbath status:

[ ] Frozen
[ ] Not Frozen

Posted by: You could check with JT at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (SPofi)

57 Brandon isn’t handling anything, not even the Charmin…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (qfVDK)



*clap clap*

Wipers!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (aD39U)

58 It's a sign of how embedded hard leftists have become in the State Department, and how full of Jew Hatred they are.

We''ve discussed recently whether Israel is "losing the information war" as some have claimed; an Israeli souce has said "we couldn't care less about the infor war, we're focused on winning the Real War."

But I think it's not as cut and dried as all that; I do not believe many people's minds are being changed at all by the rhetoric. Rather, I think we all are shocked to see how intense the levels of jew hatred had become, and how the old nazi menace has been steadily growing inside Leftist orgs for years now. I maintain that these demonstrations etc., are *not* responses to what has happened in Gaza, but simple the public expression of those who suddenly feel empowered to express openly what they have believed and felt for a long time now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (i9ffA)

59 > Biden's administration has instead pushed for humanitarian pauses in the fighting, which Israel has agreed to.

It's not a ceasefire because we don't call it that.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (0N1h0)

60 So does this means that at least 400 government employees are a bit concerned about the election?

The signatories of the letter remained anonymous to protect against professional retaliation.


What about amateur retaliation? Or Part-Time retaliation?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (uSHSS)

61 Did they all have the first name "John"?

We might have a Red Lectroid issue here.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (N3zMI)

62 49 Wait, you guys are all using fake names?
Posted by: spindrift at November 14, 2023 01:10 PM (RRBiz)
.......

I don't think Masturbatin' Pete is.
He's Pete, and what he is doing is his his own damn business.
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

If it's his own business, why does he feel the need to share?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (eYoxG)

63 Reminds me of relay hunger strikes. I won't eat this hour; you won't eat next hour; and we'll both be hunger striking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (FVME7)

64 I think I could learn to hate government employees.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 14, 2023 01:12 PM (vO+yX)


If you haven't already, I'm not sure you could.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (zhLdt)

65 Afternoon Ace. I'm pretty sure that the four hundred anonymously signed "Brave Sir Robin"

Ben Dover, Phil McCracken, and Mike Hunt were also well represented.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (I/Qkd)

66 Ah, yes. Anonymous anti-semitic virtue signaling!

So stunning. And brave!

Posted by: Lady Lil at November 14, 2023 01:16 PM (zeAEr)

67 So they want Biden to "urgently" demand a cease fire. Can the man do anything urgently?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (uSHSS)



When he needs to take a pee in the middle of the night, it's urgent.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2023 01:16 PM (guGkK)

68 If you have an inserection lasting more than four hours...

Posted by: Lawyer caution statements at November 14, 2023 01:16 PM (SPofi)

69 It's pronounced Azz-we-pay.

Posted by: Mr. Asswipe at November 14, 2023 01:16 PM (aD39U)

70 Are they signing it @SexyCivilServant69?
......

@HallwayPooper

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2023 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

71 "We call on President Biden to urgently demand a cease-fire; and to call for de-escalation of the current conflict by securing the immediate release of the Israeli hostages and arbitrarily detained Palestinians; the restoration of water, fuel, electricity and other basic services; and the passage of adequate humanitarian aid to the Gaza Strip," the letter reads, in part.
++++
"Arbitrarily?" Really? Gaza invaded Israel and Israel retaliated and invaded Gaza in response. That's not "arbitrary."

And Gaza can be a lesson. If another country provides 100% of your fuel, energy and communications, perhaps consider *not* invading that country and slaughtering its people.

It's called a "siege" and they're an ugly affair. Best to avoid justifying one through your actions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 01:16 PM (d04cU)

72 Nobody cares

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at November 14, 2023 01:16 PM (ocrtY)

73 The Administrative State at its finest is at play here. This is the actual governments (the most powerful puppets, really), who are telling the elected puppetry what is expected.

Make no mistake: this will force a ceasefire, because the WEF wants a ceasefire.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 14, 2023 01:16 PM (KSNKu)

74 Afternoon Ace. I'm pretty sure that the four hundred anonymously signed "Brave Sir Robin"

Ben Dover, Phil McCracken, and Mike Hunt were also well represented.
Posted by: Archimedes

IP Freely please come to the white courtesy phone

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 01:16 PM (CIS44)

75 @HallwayPooper
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2023 01:16 PM (v0R5T)
++++
I don't see the EPA listed...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 01:17 PM (d04cU)

76 You can find 400 of these shitheads to sign a pledge to stick a hot poker up his ass and then chop his dick off. Actually, I take that back. You can find 4,000 of these shitheads to sign that.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 01:13 PM (iFTx/)


In the Transportation Department alone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:17 PM (zhLdt)

77 "Employees" you know like civil "servants."

We are rapidly devolving into a mandarin system, like the democrats' Chinese paymasters.

Posted by: sven at November 14, 2023 01:17 PM (X0I7i)

78 These people seem to think their opinion was called for. I guess they bought into the Deep State hype.

Posted by: spongeworthy at November 14, 2023 01:17 PM (DWqKI)

79 "Biden's administration has instead pushed for humanitarian pauses in the fighting, which Israel has agreed to."

Time Out!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at November 14, 2023 01:17 PM (SYTee)

80 63 Reminds me of relay hunger strikes. I won't eat this hour; you won't eat next hour; and we'll both be hunger striking.



Was that an actual thing? Given how
Retarded leftists are, I can’t tell if it’s satire or real.

Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 01:17 PM (P5BwU)

81 Maybe they're afraid people will find out they're accessories to mass murder.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 14, 2023 01:18 PM (FVME7)

82 57 Brandon isn’t handling anything, not even the Charmin…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (qfVDK)


*clap clap*

Wipers!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (aD39U)

I think the position is called the "Groom of the Stool".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2023 01:18 PM (N39Ws)

83 Why would they fear professional retaliation for espousing barbarism as policy?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2023 01:18 PM (RIvkX)

84 The signatories of the letter remained anonymous to protect against professional retaliation.


Backing the terrorists was the one thing that taxwaster404, sleepwalker, and QuitInPlace16 all could agree on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2023 01:18 PM (guGkK)

85 In other news Lil Benny Shapiro is still busy gatekeeping the right, this time attacking Candace Owens.

"One step to my right is a nazi," explained the tiniest chickenhawk.

Posted by: sven at November 14, 2023 01:18 PM (X0I7i)

86 This war and Ukraines are nothing... Joe told me the real danger to the world today... Climate change... he mumbled a speech on that very subject today...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2023 01:18 PM (bs+z0)

87 I also believe these demonstrations and rhetoric have been cultivated and brought about by some very highly financed and powerful background organizations, who want to see the destruction of an independent Israel; Klaus Schwab and his acolytes being at the top of the list. They are good at using idiots for footsoldiers and making themselves appear far more powerful than they actually are. This current US administration is subservient to them, but its interesting that they still don't feel free to come out and support Hamas they way the Euros want to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2023 01:18 PM (i9ffA)

88
Are they worried they might get fired?

It would be a start.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (MoZTd)

89 DEATH TO THE JOOSSS!!!!!!

Uh, I mean, CEASE FIRE NOW!!!

Posted by: @SexyCivilServant69 at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (sAmhv)

90 It's a sign of how embedded hard leftists have become in the State Department, and how full of Jew Hatred they are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (i9ffA)


Since 1913, at the latest.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (zhLdt)

91 Reminds me of relay hunger strikes. I won't eat this hour; you won't eat next hour; and we'll both be hunger striking.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (FVME7)
++++
:: channels Sponge ::

You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/VUb450Alpps

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (d04cU)

92 The signatures were verified by 17 intelligence agencies before being redacted, because nothing says sincerity like redactions.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (CeYzE)

93 Zero fucks given. The Gazans voted for Hamas, support the genocidal mission, raise their kids to hate and ultimately kill Jews, and then kicked off this war with kidnaping, rape, murder, probable necrophilia, and utter barbarity. Fuck 'em. Burn them out root and branch.
Posted by: Had enough of this shit


Do you perchance happen to have a newsletter one may subscribe to?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (XZrr7)

94 83 Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2023 01:18 PM (RIvkX)

It is important to remember that they remember that once upon a time there were consequences.

Posted by: sven at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (X0I7i)

95 "The signatories of the letter remained anonymous to protect against professional retaliation."

Seriously? With the government unions it is damned near impossible to fire someone.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (N39Ws)
---
Maybe...But I'll bet their supervisors have perfected the art of making people beneath them miserable....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (YIVH2)

96 Backing the terrorists was the one thing that taxwaster404, sleepwalker, and QuitInPlace16 all could agree on.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2023 01:18 PM (guGkK)
++++
Heh. Yes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (d04cU)

97 78 These people seem to think their opinion was called for. I guess they bought into the Deep State hype.
Posted by: spongeworthy at November 14, 2023 01:17 PM (DWqKI)


Watch.

They will get what they want.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (KSNKu)

98 @34

>>Real profiles in courage, aren't they?

Eh, it's simply Deep State stray voltage to create an impetus to do what the junta always wanted to do but couldn't figure a proper way to triangulate the situation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2023 01:20 PM (XV/Pl)

99 >>>Hundreds of Biden Government Employees Sign a Statement Demanding a Ceasefire, Anonymously

... or is it ONE person signing hundreds of times?

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 01:20 PM (30MvH)

100 90 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (zhLdt)

Woodrow Wilson ladies and gents, the Fine F*gs of Foggy Bottom have never been fumigated the progtardation is literally 110+ years old.

Posted by: sven at November 14, 2023 01:20 PM (X0I7i)

101 If it's his own business, why does he feel the need to share?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (eYoxG)
.....

He's loud and he's proud.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2023 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

102 Biden's administration has instead pushed for humanitarian pauses in the fighting, which Israel has agreed to.

It's not a ceasefire because we don't call it that.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (0N1h0)


Biden: We need humanitarian pauses in the fighting.
IDF: Okay, everyone reload at exactly 1600. Take no less than 30 seconds for this evolution.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:20 PM (zhLdt)

103 We saw what happened to those innocent college kids that signed off on supporting Hamas...the evil Jews will extract a terrible toll if they find out which of us wants them dead!

Posted by: Scared Fed Gov't Employees at November 14, 2023 01:20 PM (sWTsQ)

104 Biden's administration has instead pushed for humanitarian pauses in the fighting, which Israel has agreed to.


Ummm...no.
Israel was already implementing the pauses, but the Biden administration decided to jump on that bandwagon saying "See what we made Israel do??!!"

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2023 01:21 PM (uSHSS)

105 It has all the earmarks of fake news.

Posted by: Like CNN at November 14, 2023 01:21 PM (SPofi)

106 Spartacus101
Spartacus102
Spartacus103
Spartacus104
Spartacus105

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2023 01:21 PM (guGkK)

107 Who collected these 'signatures', and who brought them forth?

Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2023 01:21 PM (SYTee)

108 At this point, I doubt there is anything the US could say to get the Israelis to back off, up to and including an arms cutoff. They've got the bit in their teeth, the wind in their sails, and a plug in their butts. They want blood, and they shall have it. Good.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 01:21 PM (I/Qkd)

109 The feral gub'mint is the biggest employer in the world and 400 people signed 'anonymously' a demand letter. That is as pitiful as the half a dozen attendees that neo-nazi etc events draw.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 14, 2023 01:21 PM (3cGpq)

110 “arbitrarily detained”, really.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 14, 2023 01:21 PM (emiww)

111 Eh, it's simply Deep State stray voltage to create an impetus to do what the junta always wanted to do but couldn't figure a proper way to triangulate the situation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2023 01:20 PM (XV/Pl)
++++
Straight out of the anti-Trump playbook, and for the same reason: to try to get the decision they want.

Unlike with Trump, however, they will fall into line and do as they're told once the Party figures out how it's going to play this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 01:21 PM (d04cU)

112 If it's his own business, why does he feel the need to share?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (eYoxG)


Some people enjoy that. -- Jeffrey Toobin

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:22 PM (zhLdt)

113 If they really cared they'd super glue themselves to the pavement somewhere. Preferably in Gaza, in solidarity with the Palestinians.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 14, 2023 01:22 PM (KviSY)

114 This expression I have heard among my peoples, "Put my name on the line," it means wut?

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 01:22 PM (30MvH)

115 Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2023 01:18 PM (i9ffA)

Nailed it. These foot soldiers of the WEF are the actual government of the political entity formerly known as "the United States." The signatories are doing what their bosses told them, sort of a way for the Inner Party to tell the Outer Party what is what. It will most likely work, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 14, 2023 01:22 PM (KSNKu)

116 Was that an actual thing? Given how
Retarded leftists are, I can’t tell if it’s satire or real.
Posted by: Montec

That was a thing. A stupid thing but a thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 14, 2023 01:22 PM (FVME7)

117 Ummm...no.
Israel was already implementing the pauses, but the Biden administration decided to jump on that bandwagon saying "See what we made Israel do??!!"


That's about right. Joe is shameless at jumping to the head of any parade.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 01:22 PM (I/Qkd)

118 Ummm...no.
Israel was already implementing the pauses, but the Biden administration decided to jump on that bandwagon saying "See what we made Israel do??!!"
Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2023 01:21 PM (uSHSS)

It is rather comical - for all of its Big Talk, I can't think of a single instance where anything this Admiration has said has had even the slightest effect on the situation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2023 01:22 PM (i9ffA)

119 If they really cared they'd super glue themselves to the pavement somewhere. Preferably in Gaza, in solidarity with the Palestinians.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 14, 2023 01:22 PM (KviSY)
++++
Why? There's no commuter traffic to disrupt there and they don't have any great artworks to destroy, either.

No point, really...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 01:22 PM (d04cU)

120
Maybe...But I'll bet their supervisors have perfected the art of making people beneath them miserable....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

__________

When Robert Moses took over the NYC Parks Department, he made civil service drones from the Bronx work in Staten Island. One old biddy refused to quit, so she was made to stay at her desk and not allowed to leave until she did.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2023 01:23 PM (MoZTd)

121 In 1943, they'd be calling for a ceasefire at Stalingrad and return of prisoners arbitrarily seized by the USSR.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 14, 2023 01:23 PM (ScR16)

122 The unequaled boldness of bureaucrats in action.

Posted by: huerfano at November 14, 2023 01:23 PM (Q4KYm)

123 91 Reminds me of relay hunger strikes. I won't eat this hour; you won't eat next hour; and we'll both be hunger striking.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (FVME7)
++++
:: channels Sponge ::

You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/VUb450Alpps
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (d04cU)
_____________

One of the most annoyingly pretentious and self-aggrandizing fake humble brag songs out there from the comically overrated Chris Cornell.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

124 Invisible ink?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at November 14, 2023 01:23 PM (wu87C)

125 If this be Insurrection then... well who cares?

Posted by: DOJ at November 14, 2023 01:23 PM (5FPX4)

126 These people seem to think their opinion was called for.
Posted by: spongeworthy at November 14, 2023 01:17 PM (DWqKI)


Not unlike celebrities.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:23 PM (zhLdt)

127 Netanyahu said a couple days ago there would be aid in certain areas at certain times, but the war on Hamas would not stop.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2023 01:23 PM (Cus5s)

128 85 In other news Lil Benny Shapiro is still busy gatekeeping the right, this time attacking Candace Owens.

"One step to my right is a nazi," explained the tiniest chickenhawk.
Posted by: sven at November 14, 2023 01:18 PM (X0I7i)

Shapiro has always been a cuck, pain in the ass, and huckster.

I don't know why he gets any attention from anyone.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2023 01:24 PM (mj0Qp)

129 > They've got the bit in their teeth, the wind in their sails, and a plug in their butts.

I didn't realize being a soldier and a BDSM freak were so similar.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 01:24 PM (0N1h0)

130 Brave Sir Robin said he's all in on someone signing something.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 14, 2023 01:24 PM (qZdIZ)

131 I am Smart-Ass-a-cus!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 14, 2023 01:24 PM (FVME7)

132 I also signed it!

Posted by: Powerthrust Overcock at November 14, 2023 01:24 PM (/HDaX)

133

Did Sam Brinson sign it?


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 14, 2023 01:24 PM (UCNv1)

134 I would like a hamburger today for which I will gladly pay you Tuesday.

Posted by: Anonywimpy at November 14, 2023 01:24 PM (hirWM)

135 If they really cared they'd super glue themselves to the pavement somewhere. Preferably in Gaza, in solidarity with the Palestinians.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 14, 2023 01:22 PM (KviSY)
++++
Why? There's no commuter traffic to disrupt there and they don't have any great artworks to destroy, either.

No point, really...


It's pretty well known where the tanks have to go. The protesters should superglue themselves to those routes.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2023 01:24 PM (I/Qkd)

136 >>>Biden's administration has instead pushed for humanitarian pauses in the fighting, which Israel has agreed to.

They're tactical pauses. Israel was doing this on its own. For example, when opening safe corridors for Gazans to travel to the south.

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 01:24 PM (30MvH)

137 arbitrarily seized


Probably going to be the stupidest thing I will read this week...and it is only Tuesday.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2023 01:24 PM (uSHSS)

138 Such brave, principled firefighters. Anonymously. 😂

Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2023 01:24 PM (fOSwK)

139
It has all the earmarks of fake news.

Posted by: Like CNN at November 14, 2023 01:21 PM


Thank you for using the correct word 'earmarks' which is the word the 51 scoundrels used to throw doubt on the Hunter laptop story. Too many assume they said 'hallmarks' which they didn't.

'Earmarks' is just an incredibly weird word to use in the context and with 20/20 hindsight was a bit of a 'tell' that they were shoveling shit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 01:25 PM (enJYY)

140 " Mutiny on the HMS Biden: Over 400 officials sign letter demanding call for ceasefire in Israel, criticize president's handling of conflict"
-----
'Officials'. I assign the same import to this that I would if it were '400 DMV employees'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2023 01:25 PM (XeU6L)

141 One of the most annoyingly pretentious and self-aggrandizing fake humble brag songs out there from the comically overrated Chris Cornell.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 01:23 PM (iFTx/)
++++
LOL. I never cared for it. I do like Chris Cornell, though, and don't think he's overrated. I do think he was better when he teamed up with all the good parts of Rage Against the Machine (i.e., all the parts not named "Zack De La Rocha") and formed Audioslave than as Soundgarden, but like 'em both.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 01:25 PM (d04cU)

142 >>>Are they using fake internet names like we do?

We're supposed to be using fake names?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 14, 2023 01:25 PM (i4S1+)

143 These people seem to think their opinion was called for.
Posted by: spongeworthy at November 14, 2023 01:17 PM (DWqKI)


All the cashiers at the supermarket I shop at support the Israeli incursion into Gaza. So the score is tied.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2023 01:25 PM (guGkK)

144 Why? There's no commuter traffic to disrupt there and they don't have any great artworks to destroy, either.

No point, really...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 01:22 PM (d04cU)

Yeah it'd be a shame if they just laid there and starved in the rubble listening to rockets overhead.

Maybe some friendly HAMAS allies would stumble upon them and set them free.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 14, 2023 01:25 PM (KviSY)

145 Israel is responding to the equivalent of 300 Manson murders, with all the attendant enormities, carried out in one day. The butchers sent selfies of their crimes to their families for approval, which suggests approval was received.

Zero fucks awarded.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 14, 2023 01:25 PM (wzAuc)

146
"I protested, privately! I was a secret anti-Zionist!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2023 01:25 PM (MoZTd)

147 Maybe...But I'll bet their supervisors have perfected the art of making people beneath them miserable....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (YIVH2)


Am I still accruing time toward vesting my pension? -- whoGivesAFuckInDC

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:26 PM (zhLdt)

148 10 That is an excellent question.

How do we know there were actually 400 people?

Orrrr does the media have the list of names, but promised not to print it?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2023 01:09 PM (mj0Qp)


We rate the statement that 400 different concerned Civil Servants individuals signed this as: True.

Posted by: 51 Former US Intelligence agency Big-Wigs at November 14, 2023 01:26 PM (5fDan)

149 I shan't believe it until 51 intelligence operatives put their name to it.

Posted by: Zek at November 14, 2023 01:26 PM (5FPX4)

150 Am I still accruing time toward vesting my pension? -- whoGivesAFuckInDC
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

and do I still get 19 paid holidays?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 01:26 PM (CIS44)

151 Why, this kind of courage hasn't been seen since the invasion of France in both 1940 and 1944!


Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 01:26 PM (gmo/4)

152 Our internal screening process now has the added step of asking what student organizations you belonged to while at college. lol. Wonder what's up with that? Lol

Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2023 01:26 PM (fOSwK)

153 My first Beltway Bandit job once I got out of the USAF was at the State Dept. Yes, it's full of hard left, globalists. Depraved cultists worshiping pagan gods (sounds cooler than it is). Also, some of the most beautiful women in DC, so it has that going for it. Helps that George Washington U is up the street.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 14, 2023 01:26 PM (sAmhv)

154 The Tuesday letter, first reported by the New York Times, includes officials from the State Department, White House, National Security Council and the Justice Department. The signatories of the letter remained anonymous to protect against professional retaliation.

---------------

Good enough reason to fire everyone employed by those agencies.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 14, 2023 01:27 PM (FETwG)

155 Shapiro has always been a cuck, pain in the ass, and huckster.

As long as he sticks to arguing for traditional, well trodden Conservative positions, he is a great debater and a great resource for anyone on the right who wants to learn how to shut down leftist idiocy.

For any other situation, he has terrible instincts and does more harm than good.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 01:27 PM (0N1h0)

156 //s://51 Anonymous State Department Officials

=

//s://51 Former Intelligence Officials.

It's almost a pattern.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 14, 2023 01:27 PM (KSNKu)

157 Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs who pause!

Posted by: Mark Robinette Antony at November 14, 2023 01:27 PM (5FPX4)

158 Thank you for using the correct word 'earmarks' which is the word the 51 scoundrels used to throw doubt on the Hunter laptop story. Too many assume they said 'hallmarks' which they didn't.

'Earmarks' is just an incredibly weird word to use in the context and with 20/20 hindsight was a bit of a 'tell' that they were shoveling shit.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 01:25 PM (enJYY)
-------------
It has all the hallmarks of earmarks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 14, 2023 01:28 PM (ScR16)

159 132 I also signed it!
Posted by: Powerthrust Overcock at November 14, 2023 01:24 PM (/HDaX)
____________

"Do you cook?"

-- Barack "Thunder Hole" Obama

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

160 So there are what...4 million federal government workers?
Hell, at any given moment during the work day, more than 400 are sitting in the shitters. I'm thinking Interns being stupid, with their boss' permission.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2023 01:28 PM (uSHSS)

161 Shouldn't there be an investigation into who thinks they run the country?

The mind set again. Scary

Posted by: DOYLE at November 14, 2023 01:28 PM (Z8Yh2)

162 Do the 400 federal employees have secret decoder rings and handshakes so they can identify themselves to each other?




Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 01:28 PM (gmo/4)

163 "Our internal screening process now has the added step of asking what student organizations you belonged to while at college. lol. Wonder what's up with that? Lol"

For years, anything SJW and straight to the trash you go.

Posted by: Zek at November 14, 2023 01:28 PM (5FPX4)

164 Is there an image of a face mask oner every signature?

Fucking twerps. Nazi terrorists. Enemy simps. Worthless idiots.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 14, 2023 01:28 PM (UElJi)

165 It's real simple. Once someone new takes office you make it a condition of employment to answer whether you signed that letter. I suppose they can fight it via civil service protections. While they sit at home without pay.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2023 01:29 PM (fOSwK)

166 133

Did Sam Brinson sign it?


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS



Only if he was able to do it from jail.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 14, 2023 01:29 PM (sAmhv)

167 38 Zero fucks given. The Gazans voted for Hamas, support the genocidal mission, raise their kids to hate and ultimately kill Jews, and then kicked off this war with kidnaping, rape, murder, probable necrophilia, and utter barbarity. Fuck 'em. Burn them out root and branch.

-----

Yeah, they ... what's the phrase? Squandered their goodwill on October 7th.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 14, 2023 01:29 PM (jleHU)

168 'Officials'. I assign the same import to this that I would if it were '400 DMV employees'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2023 01:25 PM

We were on break.

Posted by: DMV clerk at November 14, 2023 01:29 PM (Q4KYm)

169 131 I am Smart-Ass-a-cus!

biggus dickus > smartus assicus

Posted by: anachronda at November 14, 2023 01:29 PM (sGtp+)

170 Honestly, I am surprised at how much Biden has actually supported Israel. I figured he would fold the instant Rashard Tlaib started making noises.

Anyone have any clue why he hasn't yet gone full Hamas? It's not like they worry about offending the Christian right.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 14, 2023 01:30 PM (AxRGS)

171 >>>Are they using fake internet names like we do?

We're supposed to be using fake names?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
--------

WTF?!
Now, I find out about this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2023 01:30 PM (XeU6L)

172 It has all the hallmarks of earmarks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 14, 2023 01:28 PM (ScR16)

+++

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at November 14, 2023 01:30 PM (FL9yc)

173 Damn crippled Ewok goatherder is going to betray us all!

Posted by: 300 (plus another 100) at November 14, 2023 01:30 PM (w9Wax)

174 It isn't even Thanksgiving yet but...

He's making a list,
He's checking it twice.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2023 01:30 PM (FhXTo)

175 Did Sam Brinson sign it?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS
........

He signed it Doggy_Mask_Doggy_Style

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

176 Confession -

I am not actually an actual biologist.

I just know things.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (Vu7A1)

177

msnbc cocksucker hack plagiarist mike barnacle called Netanyahu a "tyrant" and said Netanyahoo was single obstacle in a "two-state solution."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (PvEkU)

178 Fire All They Asses!

Anonymously.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (R/m4+)

179 I signed!

Posted by: Duncan McCockener at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (Jf477)

180 162 Do the 400 federal employees have secret decoder rings and handshakes so they can identify themselves to each other?




Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 01:28 PM (gmo/4)


100 percent trustworthy security clearances and direct lines to the WaPo suffice.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (KSNKu)

181
As long as he sticks to arguing for traditional, well trodden Conservative positions, he is a great debater and a great resource for anyone on the right who wants to learn how to shut down leftist idiocy.

For any other situation, he has terrible instincts and does more harm than good.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 01:27 PM


That's a good way of putting it. I was going to give him the most limp-wristed, half-hearted support that I could possibly think of that didn't sound gay, but it seemed an impossible task.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (enJYY)

182 Hypocrites and idiots. They want people incarcerated for misusing pronouns, but don’t hesitate to offer their pathetic opinion on mass murder.

Posted by: Unkaren at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (w0iEP)

183 What do they get for planting their tongue firmly up Islam's ass?

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (UnA8+)

184 As long as he sticks to arguing for traditional, well trodden Conservative positions, he is a great debater and a great resource for anyone on the right who wants to learn how to shut down leftist idiocy.

For any other situation, he has terrible instincts and does more harm than good.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 01:27 PM (0N1h0)
-----------
Critical Drinker did a face-to-face interview with him about Wired's "Snow White." Seems like a nice enough guy on a personal level.

Boy, does he talk fast!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (ScR16)

185 I anonymously signed the the Declaration of Independence because I didn't want the King to make a big thing out of it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (FVME7)

186 lol, just like dead people voting! the new normal!

(spit)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 14, 2023 01:32 PM (hXr4C)

187 msnbc cocksucker hack plagiarist mike barnacle called Netanyahu a "tyrant" and said Netanyahoo was single obstacle in a "two-state solution."

Posted by: Soothsayer

Me thinks that the single largest obstacle to the 2 state solution is Islam.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 01:32 PM (CIS44)

188 It isn't even Thanksgiving yet but...

He's making a list,
He's checking it twice.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2023 01:30 PM (FhXTo)


BTW - My nutty neighbors already have their outside Christmas decorations up and illuminated.




Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 01:32 PM (gmo/4)

189
Alternate post title:

The Deep State Is Pissed

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:32 PM (PvEkU)

190 182 Hypocrites and idiots. They want people incarcerated for misusing pronouns, but don’t hesitate to offer their pathetic opinion on mass murder.
Posted by: Unkaren at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (w0iEP)

"We want the nation to be Queer! We want the nation to be Muslim!"

Well, they can't have both.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 01:33 PM (UnA8+)

191 400 Government Officials?

Send 'em to Gaza and tell 'em to force a ceasefire themselves.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 14, 2023 01:33 PM (wtvvX)

192 I signed!
Posted by: Duncan McCockener at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (Jf477)

I did too!

Posted by: Dick N. Balschaef at November 14, 2023 01:33 PM (v0R5T)

193 I'm sure I've mentioned this...

I consulted at the VA for 3 months and the sum total of my week consisted of one call with 75 people.

The project manager simply took roll, and that was it.

He just needed everyone to say, 'good morning, yes, this is Precious, I'm here. Nothing to add.'

Posted by: MJ at November 14, 2023 01:33 PM (zwDuR)

194 arbitrarily detained Palestinians

-----

I wonder how many "arbitrarily detained" Palestinians just happen to be fighting-age males who were caught carrying weapons and/or wearing Hamas gear and/or hanging out in Hamas tunnels.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 14, 2023 01:33 PM (jleHU)

195 If if you can't trust anonymous sources, who can you....oh never mind. This is all fake and gay and an op.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 14, 2023 01:33 PM (xcxpd)

196 The hallmarks/earmarks thing is interesting. Slippery fucks. I never paid much attention to it. I never had doubts about the Biden corruption.

Posted by: DOYLE at November 14, 2023 01:33 PM (Z8Yh2)

197 Is this even legal under the hatch act? I know, probably doesn’t matter whether it is illegal or not.

Posted by: Ex GOP at November 14, 2023 01:34 PM (zJ5r2)

198 Jawan has a long….list of grievances.

Posted by: Seriously concerned peace activist at November 14, 2023 01:34 PM (PavmY)

199 ++++
:: channels Sponge ::

You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/VUb450Alpps
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2023 01:19 PM (d04cU)



Always liked that tune.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

200 'Cease fire!' Immediately!'
-muhamad m. muhamad
assistant undersecretary to the adjudant associate fibmeister

Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2023 01:34 PM (NxC5+)

201 What's with all the Thanksgiving decorations featuring smiling, happy cartoon turkeys? They do know what's featured on the menu, right? Seems weird to me. We put up lots of smiling Santas for Christmas, but we don't eat him for Christmas dinner.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

202 BTW - My nutty neighbors already have their outside Christmas decorations up and illuminated.

Posted by: Archer

NOV1, my mentally defective neighbor decorated for Christmas. He'll take everything down by St Patrick's Day.

Posted by: Duncan McCockener at November 14, 2023 01:35 PM (Jf477)

203 He signed it Doggy_Mask_Doggy_Style
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

That's my boy!

Posted by: Army Colonel Doggie Mask at November 14, 2023 01:35 PM (7Vi0c)

204 Can anyone confirm if Bob, from the NSA signed this document?

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 01:35 PM (gmo/4)

205 Strike one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 14, 2023 01:35 PM (Jf477)

206 I could produce a letter with thousands of anonymous signers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2023 01:35 PM (XeU6L)

207 189
Alternate post title:

The Deep State Is Pissed
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:32 PM (PvEkU)

Well one faction is, clearly not the one in the driver's seat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 14, 2023 01:35 PM (xcxpd)

208 400 federal employes out of 2.1 million doesn't sound like much of a revolt to me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2023 01:35 PM (Q4IgG)

209 What's with all the Thanksgiving decorations featuring smiling, happy cartoon turkeys? They do know what's featured on the menu, right? Seems weird to me. We put up lots of smiling Santas for Christmas, but we don't eat him for Christmas dinner.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 01:35 PM (iFTx/)
-----------
It's like Charlie the Tuna jonesing to be put in a can of Starkist.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 14, 2023 01:35 PM (ScR16)

210 These people seem to think their opinion was called for.
Posted by: spongeworthy at November 14, 2023 01:17 PM

Might I make a recommendation...?

Posted by: Edward 'Longshanks' at November 14, 2023 01:36 PM (aQy7p)

211 I sign my Income Tax papers every year because I don't want the IRS to know who I am and come audit me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

212 I'm currently having the Christmas decoration arguement...Too soon I say. I resent Christmas junk in stores at this time as well.

Posted by: DOYLE at November 14, 2023 01:36 PM (Z8Yh2)

213
Like I said, hamas was stupid not to attack a week before ramadan. Israel ALWAYS gives in to a ceasefire for ramadingdong.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:36 PM (PvEkU)

214 *anonymously

I forgot to add that word.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

215 @201 What's with all the Thanksgiving decorations featuring smiling, happy cartoon turkeys?

--------

Since those turkeys are being used as decorations this year, they won't be killed and eaten. Thus,, the smiles.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2023 01:37 PM (Tyj1O)

216 Seems the numbing pain in my body is causing my brain to fail today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

217 What retards, don't they know their IP addresses are traceable?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2023 01:37 PM (CecP5)

218 Can anyone confirm if Bob, from the NSA signed this document?

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 01:35 PM (gmo/4)
........

Yep. But he signed his first name backwards.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2023 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

219 208 400 federal employes out of 2.1 million doesn't sound like much of a revolt to me.

Chief of Staff: Mr. President! Government employees are revolting!

Biden: So what else is new?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 14, 2023 01:37 PM (zSyrn)

220 You'd think the Biden Junta would actually be happy now that the IDF has unfurled Globohomotrannypedo flags in Gaza. Jeeze, what whiners.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 14, 2023 01:38 PM (DTX3h)

221 What retards, don't they know their IP addresses are traceable?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2023 01:37 PM (CecP5)

Nepotism's finest.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 14, 2023 01:38 PM (Jf477)

222 I'm currently having the Christmas decoration arguement...Too soon I say. I resent Christmas junk in stores at this time as well.
Posted by: DOYLE at November 14, 2023 01:36 PM (Z8Yh2)



Agreed.

Thanksgiving is STILL an American holiday and Christmas shouldn't start advertising until that week, only because of "black Friday." Decorations can't go up till the weekend AFTER Thanksgiving Thursday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

223 113 If they really cared they'd super glue themselves to the pavement somewhere. Preferably in Gaza, in solidarity with the Palestinians.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 14, 2023 01:22 PM

While draped in a Pride flag and holding a sign saying "Gays for Gaza"

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2023 01:38 PM (sWTsQ)

224 So, it's actually a letter demanding that Biden send in troops to force Israel from stopping?

Because Israel is doing this largely without US government help. I'm sure the military is offering some intel help, but it's not like we have boots on the ground.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

225
Why are Grown Adults with supposed real jobs still acting like they're in college with these STUPID FUCKING petitions and GAY FAGGOT ASS open-letters?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:39 PM (PvEkU)

226 161 Shouldn't there be an investigation into who thinks they run the country?

first we'll need a search committee to figure out who should head up the investigation.

Posted by: dick cheney at November 14, 2023 01:39 PM (sGtp+)

227 What retards, don't they know their IP addresses are traceable?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2023 01:37 PM (CecP5)



You should read their emails. They're not very bright.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at November 14, 2023 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

228 In unrelated big Government news, the Calif Government is suing the oil industry for advertising 'dirty energy'.

Yeah, advertising oil and gas, are verboten as far as Clownifornia is concerned. They are using the Public Health playbook that was used against the Tobacco industry.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 01:39 PM (xaFKb)

229 Agreed.

Thanksgiving is STILL an American holiday and Christmas shouldn't start advertising until that week, only because of "black Friday." Decorations can't go up till the weekend AFTER Thanksgiving Thursday.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at

If you llve in the north and have a nice weekend it's ok to put them up but they absolutely should not be turned on until after the turkey day festivities.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 01:39 PM (CIS44)

230 170 Honestly, I am surprised at how much Biden has actually supported Israel. I figured he would fold the instant Rashard Tlaib started making noises.

Anyone have any clue why he hasn't yet gone full Hamas? It's not like they worry about offending the Christian right.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 14, 2023 01:30 PM (AxRGS)


Why? I believe he's publicly backing Israel now because majorities in DNC focus groups of AWFLs, Karens, and Julias say they support Israel wiping out Hamas. The instant those groups flip to saying Israel is killing too many Gazans, Joe will publicly demand Israel do a unilateral cease-fire.

Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2023 01:39 PM (5fDan)

231 Why are Grown Adults with supposed real jobs still acting like they're in college with these STUPID FUCKING petitions and GAY FAGGOT ASS open-letters?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:39 PM (PvEkU)



Don't hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

232 They used their rapper names.

Posted by: PG at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM (gQbO4)

233 We put up lots of smiling Santas for Christmas, but we don't eat him for Christmas dinner.


Well, not literally anyway

Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM (Vu7A1)

234 I'm currently having the Christmas decoration arguement...Too soon I say. I resent Christmas junk in stores at this time as well.
Posted by: DOYLE at November 14, 2023 01:36 PM (Z8Yh2)

The past two years we put up the tree three or four days before Christmas. And I quit putting exterior lights on the house a decade or so ago.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM (xPJvm)

235 Something that was forgotten in the last thread:

All the tax fraud committed by illegals, and the burden it puts on normal people.

Heck, probably more than a few of the Horde has to use a PIN to file taxes because their and/or their children's SS# has been stolen and used for illegals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM (DxFDO)

236 I swear, we're days away from the left demanding that the US military go in and exterminate the Jews because the Palestinians are having so much trouble with the task.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

237 Huh.

Why would the employees have to worry about illegal professional retaliation from the Perfect and Gentle Biden Administration?

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM (29vZj)

238 225
Why are Grown Adults with supposed real jobs still acting like they're in college with these STUPID FUCKING petitions and GAY FAGGOT ASS open-letters?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:39 PM (PvEkU)

Because the people they're writing them to all have Armed Guards that they're too weak to Out-Violence.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM (UnA8+)

239 I signed!
Posted by: Duncan McCockener at November 14, 2023 01:31 PM

Good work. Time for a refreshing break!

Posted by: Dickens' Cider at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM (aQy7p)

240

Fuck all these Jive Turkey Muthafuckas

with their jive ass petitions.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM (PvEkU)

241
If you llve in the north and have a nice weekend it's ok to put them up but they absolutely should not be turned on until after the turkey day festivities.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 01:39 PM (CIS44)



This could be a suitable alternative.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

242 I truley think they minimize Thanksgiving because it is an American creation. Hate for the country is that deep.

Sue me.

Posted by: DOYLE at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM (Z8Yh2)

243 What retards, don't they know their IP addresses are traceable?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2023 01:37 PM (CecP5)

What the government does not want us to know, we will not know. Supreme Court Leaker? Guy who got Trump Impeached? Epstein client list?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM (xaFKb)

244 243 What retards, don't they know their IP addresses are traceable?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2023 01:37 PM (CecP5)

What the government does not want us to know, we will not know. Supreme Court Leaker? Guy who got Trump Impeached? Epstein client list?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM (xaFKb)

======

"We used a VPN!"
-guy in government

"Yes, yes..."
-The government which is behind most VPNs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

245 "204 Can anyone confirm if Bob, from the NSA signed this document?"

Only Alice can - by the way, props for putting a cryptography joke in.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 14, 2023 01:41 PM (zSyrn)

246 Anonomous Petition = Courage of ConvictIons

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at November 14, 2023 01:42 PM (nnp+f)

247 There are 2.87 MILLION Federal Employees... and they could only find 400?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 01:42 PM (xaFKb)

248
Any mouse?

What a bunch of pussies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2023 01:42 PM (iBdNF)

249 Why are Grown Adults with supposed real jobs still acting like they're in college with these STUPID FUCKING petitions and GAY FAGGOT ASS open-letters?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Well...college is billed as the transition to adulthood, and students are taught what they learn there is either how the real world works, or how it SHOULD work. No surprise they use what they learned there in the real world...the bigger problem is colleges teach students that nonsense in the first place.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2023 01:42 PM (sWTsQ)

250 The Tuesday letter, first reported by the New York Times, includes officials from the State Department, White House, National Security Council and the Justice Department. The signatories of the letter remained anonymous to protect against professional retaliation.


Why, this is the most cowardly act of brave defiance that I've ever heard of in my life.

Well done, poltroons! Well done.

Each of them should be taken to a private room and sat at a table with a loaded pistol Pez-Dispenser in front of them and then left alone.

And the flavor of PEZ is Yoghurt!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2023 01:42 PM (QzZeQ)

251 Why are Grown Adults with supposed real jobs still acting like they're in college with these STUPID FUCKING petitions and GAY FAGGOT ASS open-letters?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:39 PM (PvEkU)

I think you answered your question inadvertantly...many govies are GAY FAGGOT ASSES.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 14, 2023 01:42 PM (7Vi0c)

252 If you llve in the north and have a nice weekend it's ok to put them up but they absolutely should not be turned on until after the turkey day festivities.

Posted by: BruceWayne

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This is where I am (although I'm in the South). I'm fine with folks putting them up because some people go crazy and I appreciate the time and effort involved. Our little nothing display takes a full day to get out, untangled, hung, troubleshoot-ed (shot?), etc. I can't imagine the people that go all-out.

But I won't turn them on until December. And then we drive around to look because we're all like little kids when the lights are on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 01:42 PM (DxFDO)

253 I sign all important documents anonymously with an ampersand in size 19.5 Georgian font.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 14, 2023 01:43 PM (aoSA0)

254 Do I care what "government employees" think about international policy?

[ ] give a fuck

[X] don't give a fuck

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2023 01:43 PM (JeYYB)

255 249 Well...college is billed as the transition to adulthood, and students are taught what they learn there is either how the real world works, or how it SHOULD work. No surprise they use what they learned there in the real world...the bigger problem is colleges teach students that nonsense in the first place.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2023 01:42 PM (sWTsQ)

Maybe Colleges should teach the snowflakes how to get punched in the face, now that 75% of them don't have fathers to do it.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 01:43 PM (UnA8+)

256 54 Aren’t there like 3 million fedgov employees? Is 400 supposed to impress me?
Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (P5BwU)

Seriously, why was this even a story?

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 01:43 PM (30MvH)

257 That's probably 10% of the minimum number of pro-Hamas federal employees

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2023 01:44 PM (kqTFA)

258 Shouldn't there be an investigation into who thinks they run the country?

first we'll need a search committee to figure out who should head up the investigation.
Posted by: dick cheney at November 14, 2023 01:39 PM (sGtp+)

I'll schedule a meeting to select a date for our first meeting.

Posted by: Director - Floating Chair Committee at November 14, 2023 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

259 I swear, we're days away from the left demanding that the US military go in and exterminate the Jews because the Palestinians are having so much trouble with the task.

--

If people are honest with themselves they'll realize this describes Iraq and Afghanistan.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 01:44 PM (DxFDO)

260 247 There are 2.87 MILLION Federal Employees... and they could only find 400?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 01:42 PM

We're the most IMPORTANT 400!!

Posted by: Lefty Kids in the State Department, fucking up the planet at November 14, 2023 01:44 PM (sWTsQ)

261 I anonymously posted this here too. I am a real human who breathe air and walk on leg

Posted by: SexyCivilServant69 at November 14, 2023 01:44 PM (xkk2h)

262 Fuck all these Jive Turkey Muthafuckas

with their jive ass petitions.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:40 PM


It ain't cool to be a jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Big Black Guy at November 14, 2023 01:44 PM (aQy7p)

263 Once someone new takes office you make it a condition of employment to answer whether you signed that letter. I suppose they can fight it via civil service protections.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2023 01:29 PM (fOSwK)


Fight it? They'd just lie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:44 PM (zhLdt)

264 two state solution they want: east palestine and west palestine with nothing blocking the view

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 14, 2023 01:45 PM (B1FKF)

265 I can live with up but off till after Thankgiving. Seems reasonable.

Posted by: DOYLE at November 14, 2023 01:45 PM (Z8Yh2)

266 OMG!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!

"This is the way of the world now": People think Oreo is putting less filling between cookies and the Wall Street Journal calls it "the biggest 'shrinkflation' scandal yet"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 14, 2023 01:45 PM (FVME7)

267 I signed!


-Haywood Jablome

Posted by: Timur Lenk at November 14, 2023 01:45 PM (uhTYh)

268
What they mean by fearing "professional retaliation" is biden's puppetteers finding out which federal Democrat party house-negro is Straying Off The Reservation and getting uppity (like that Adams fucker in NYC).

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:45 PM (PvEkU)

269
54 Aren’t there like 3 million fedgov employees? Is 400 supposed to impress me?
Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (P5BwU)

Seriously, why was this even a story?

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 01:43 PM


10 Goto 54
20 Goto 10

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 01:45 PM (enJYY)

270 "and to call for de-escalation of the current conflict by securing the immediate release of the Israeli hostages"

I wonder how they want anyone to accomplish that.

It's not like Hamas will reply favorably to a "pretty please" request of that nature.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 14, 2023 01:45 PM (ou9hh)

271 I sign all important documents anonymously with an ampersand in size 19.5 Georgian font.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 14, 2023 01:43 PM (aoSA0)



Zapf Dingbats

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

272 I'm not sure who is more impotent and pathetic: the GOP pansy-asses who fire off lame impotent pansy-ass letters you can wipe your ass with, or these government pansy-asses who fire off lame impotent pansy-ass statements you can wipe your ass with

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

273 Shouldn't there be an investigation into who thinks they run the country?

first we'll need a search committee to figure out who should head up the investigation.
Posted by: dick cheney a

When you think about it, Ethan, it was inevitable. No more Cold War. No more secrets you keep from everyone but yourself, operations you answer to no one but yourself. And then one day, you wake up, the President of the United States is running the country without your permission. The son of a bitch. How dare he? Then you realize it's over. You're an obsolete piece of hardware not worth upgrading. You've got a lousy marriage and 62 grand a year.
-Jim Phelps

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 01:46 PM (CIS44)

274 260 247 There are 2.87 MILLION Federal Employees... and they could only find 400?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 01:42 PM

We're the most IMPORTANT 400!!
Posted by: Lefty Kids in the State Department, fucking up the planet at November 14, 2023 01:44 PM (sWTsQ)

Wonder if they include the 49 current and former Intelligence Officials?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 01:46 PM (xaFKb)

275 I sure wish they would stop calling "The Squad" "The Squad".A small group of attention seeking brats, like the ones that would sit together in the high school cafeteria, making fun of others not in their clique. Good work on the part of their voters. These assholes have accomplished nothing to benefit their districts, just seeming to be juvenile troublemakers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 14, 2023 01:46 PM (0EOe9)

276 And if you've never done it, find one of the drive-through light shows that get put up at fairgrounds or similar large areas. It will be $30-40 per car, so get something big and load up the family or your kids friends and go see it. They're really fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 01:46 PM (DxFDO)

277 267 I signed!


-Haywood Jablome
Posted by: Timur Lenk at November 14, 2023 01:45 PM (uhTYh)

------

Funny, but the answer is still no.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2023 01:46 PM (JeYYB)

278 Thanks for the input unelected govt drones. Kindly STFU and resume shitting in the hallways

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 14, 2023 01:46 PM (/6GbT)

279 I anonymously demand all those government officials identify themselves..

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2023 01:47 PM (GWZu6)

280
The only principled stand is to resign.

Which is unthinkable to someone without principals.

And the proper response from the CEO is to tell them if they want him to take this seriously, they would put their names on it.

Stand up and put your cushy tax-payer funded job and pension on the line, or sit down and shut-up. Try living in the world you made for those you think service your uncalloused hands and fat asses. It just might make you a better more moral person.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 14, 2023 01:47 PM (fs1hN)

281 two state solution they want: east palestine and west palestine with nothing blocking the view
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 14, 2023 01:45 PM (B1FKF)


The only "solution" The Palis would accept is the Final Solution. They've had many opportunities for the two state solution in the past.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 14, 2023 01:48 PM (AiZBA)

282 The cookie filling ration has been increased from .41mm to .35mm.

Posted by: anonymous at November 14, 2023 01:48 PM (vFG9F)

283 Well you know what they say...you can demand in one hand and shit in the other. And all you have is shit in one hand...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 14, 2023 01:48 PM (XMwZJ)

284 Now I'm hungry and want to eat Turkey. Not the bird, the whole country.


Posted by: Zombie Brian Dennehy at November 14, 2023 01:48 PM (gmo/4)

285 It would be funnier if Hamas employees anonymously demanded Hamas surrender

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2023 01:48 PM (GWZu6)

286 Sub amateur retaliation is my favorite.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 14, 2023 01:49 PM (J8LnB)

287 284-I snickered. Blast from the past.

Posted by: DOYLE at November 14, 2023 01:49 PM (Z8Yh2)

288 Back in the “olden days” when dinosaurs walked the Earth, government officials who disagreed with the prevailing policy would resign from office (with their name in full view).

Anonymously signing isn’t worth the spit it took them to wet their lips

Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2023 01:49 PM (RHGPo)

289 275 I sure wish they would stop calling "The Squad" "The Squad".A small group of attention seeking brats, like the ones that would sit together in the high school cafeteria, making fun of others not in their clique. Good work on the part of their voters. These assholes have accomplished nothing to benefit their districts, just seeming to be juvenile troublemakers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 14, 2023 01:46 PM (0EOe9)
___________

Except the "Squad" are the fatties and fuglies leering with jealousy at the pretty girls and wishing they could date the football star . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

290 Just got back from my errand.

For part of my drive home, I was behind a truck that had a license plate that said "FAPPO."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 01:49 PM (JrojV)

291 Demand? You can demand all you want but you are an unelected individual who works for an agency and do not run policy or enact legislation. No go back to work you useless POS's. Better yet, be true to your beliefs and resign. Make sure you storm out of the building in a huff for proper dramatic effect.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2023 01:49 PM (oiNtH)

292
"This is the way of the world now": People think Oreo is putting less filling between cookies and the Wall Street Journal calls it "the biggest 'shrinkflation' scandal yet"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

-

Ha. They must be reading the HQ. We were discussing this last week. The regular ones don't even have enough to barely taste anymore (you have to scrape at it with a fingernail vs peeling it), and the next size up (double stuffed?) is what normal oreos used to be.

And all for the low price of twice what they were in 2021!

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 01:49 PM (DxFDO)

293 "This is the way of the world now": People think Oreo is putting less filling between cookies and the Wall Street Journal calls it "the biggest 'shrinkflation' scandal yet"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 14, 2023 01:45 PM (FVME7)
----
Before you know it the "Double Stuf" is now the "Half Stuf" -- and you'll be grateful for even that much...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2023 01:50 PM (YIVH2)

294 *BREAKING* Six of seven dwarves anonymously demand Disney redo Snow White, this time with a Prince who kisses the sleeping Princess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2023 01:50 PM (GWZu6)

295
The signatories of the letter remained anonymous to protect against professional retaliation.


Are they not whistle blowers and are not whistle blowers afforded legal protection by federal law and practices?

If they're not doing something wrong, then why are they hiding their names?

Are they telling us that legal protection afforded by federal law and practices for whistle blowers in the federal government is just so much bullshit?

Good to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 01:50 PM (xG4kz)

296

btw, biden's handlers have ALREADY privately requested/begged for Israel to relent and Netanyahoo said NO.

You think I'm wrong? I

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:50 PM (PvEkU)

297 So, 400 of the approximately 400 million federal employees?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 14, 2023 01:50 PM (R8uWY)

298 Blame it on the rain.

Posted by: Milli Vanilli at November 14, 2023 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

299 I guess he couldn't find.honest work.

Can't make it up! Hunter Biden will be teaching a course on "Fake News" at Tulane University

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 14, 2023 01:51 PM (FVME7)

300 280
The only principled stand is to resign.

Which is unthinkable to someone without principals.

And the proper response from the CEO is to tell them if they want him to take this seriously, they would put their names on it.

Stand up and put your cushy tax-payer funded job and pension on the line, or sit down and shut-up. Try living in the world you made for those you think service your uncalloused hands and fat asses. It just might make you a better more moral person.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 14, 2023 01:47 PM (fs1hN)

The only true principled stand is Seppuku.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 01:51 PM (UnA8+)

301 Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 01:46 PM (CIS44)

The Mandarins were a group of families in China, who controlled the Government, for decades. They did this through family alliances (often through marriage) and by ensuring their families went to 'special schools'... they would then use this network of Nepotism, to control the levers of Government. Even Emperors were powerless against them.

Now, is you look at DC. You see the Powerful married to other powerful people... like Congresscritters married to Media, or business bigwigs.... you see them going to special schools, Yale Hahvad.... you see them socializing almost exclusively within that insider club... and you see businesses giving them special 'jobs' like paying millions for speeches, or putting them on Boards of Dirctors.

We have the Mandarins.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 01:51 PM (xaFKb)

302 Aren’t there like 3 million fedgov employees? Is 400 supposed to impress me?
Posted by: Montec at November 14, 2023 01:14 PM (P5BwU)

Seriously, why was this even a story?
Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 01:43 PM (30MvH)

-----------

Because in the New Math being taught:

. 2 + 2 = white supremacy; and

. 400 self-anointed elitist infants > 2,999,600 non-elitist useful idiots.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 14, 2023 01:51 PM (FjfnB)

303

Yeah, the clip of mike cocksucker barnicle fellating biden's pedo limp dick is worth watching.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:51 PM (PvEkU)

304 At the end of November, I will dress up as a pilgrim and tear down any Christmas decorations I see.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2023 01:51 PM (44ww/)

305 Are they going to quit if they don't get what they want?

If so, win/win.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2023 01:51 PM (JeYYB)

306 Not to worry, Oreos will be cheaper and bursting with filling and flavor once the filling is 100% bug chitin.

Posted by: The Bugs: You Will Eat Them. at November 14, 2023 01:52 PM (CjGGv)

307 What do you have to do to become a government official?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 14, 2023 01:52 PM (vO+yX)

308 63 Reminds me of relay hunger strikes. I won't eat this hour; you won't eat next hour; and we'll both be hunger striking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (FVME7)
----
Look at least they can actually spell 'Anonymously'
Maybe they are all hispanic and signed Anon y Mously ?

Reminds me of the mohamedan version of fasting. No food from sunup to sundown then it's a free for all the whole night. Most people do the converse and eat during the day and sleep at night. That is considered NORMAL, not fasting.
Ramadan is a farce. Moon god.

Posted by: Ciampino - about those mohammedans at November 14, 2023 01:52 PM (qfLjt)

309 "This is the way of the world now": People think Oreo is putting less filling between cookies and the Wall Street Journal calls it "the biggest 'shrinkflation' scandal yet"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Before you know it the "Double Stuf" is now the "Half Stuf" -- and you'll be grateful for even that much...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Before you know it, it'll be just the tip.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2023 01:52 PM (XZrr7)

310
Wonder if they include the 49 current and former Intelligence Officials?
Posted by: Romeo13


They had to renounce their intelligence when they left government service.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 01:52 PM (xG4kz)

311 289 wishing they could date the football star. Nah, quarterback's name is Joel Roth and they want to keeeel him.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 14, 2023 01:52 PM (0EOe9)

312 Under Trump, some assistant secretary of state and a few congress people would have flown to Gaza and negotiated with Hamas against US policy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 14, 2023 01:52 PM (R8uWY)

313 I am always appreciative of people that leave their decorations up year-round.

Without them giving directions to folks who are lost in the area would be much more difficult.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 01:52 PM (DxFDO)

314 What do you have to do to become a government official?
Posted by: That Northernlurker


Not what. Who. A 12 yr old biy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2023 01:53 PM (XZrr7)

315 If they really want attention, there's always self-immolation. Just a thought.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 14, 2023 01:53 PM (sWM8x)

316
They clicked on all the boxes with pictures of motorcycles.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


"You've been CAPCHAed!!!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 01:53 PM (xG4kz)

317 That's weird, since I signed the one that gave Israel okay to use FAE's, flamethrowers, and napalm to reduce IDF casulties.

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at November 14, 2023 01:53 PM (zL/eJ)

318 We have the Mandarins.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 01:51 PM (xaFKb)
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mandolins >> Mandarins

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 14, 2023 01:53 PM (ScR16)

319 Just got back from my errand.

For part of my drive home, I was behind a truck that had a license plate that said "FAPPO."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 01:49 PM (JrojV)


It is good that someones is there, from time to time, to brighten our days.

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 01:53 PM (gmo/4)

320 Hey, we are keeping your fat asses from getting fatter. You should be thanking us.

Posted by: Oreo at November 14, 2023 01:54 PM (vFG9F)

321 Ramadan is a farce.



Don Geronimo used to call it "Rubadub."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 01:54 PM (JrojV)

322 28 18 Wait, you guys are all using fake names?
Posted by: spindrift at November 14, 2023 01:10 PM (RRBiz)

I'm not

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (bs+z0)

I'm using a mash up of two names, so it's either 2, or 1/2 x 2= 1, or none.

Posted by: Javems at November 14, 2023 01:54 PM (LUKrP)

323 What's with all the Thanksgiving decorations featuring smiling, happy cartoon turkeys? They do know what's featured on the menu, right? Seems weird to me. We put up lots of smiling Santas for Christmas, but we don't eat him for Christmas dinner.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 01:35 PM (iFTx/)


They know that the decorations will still be up when dinner is server. They know that they've survived... for a while. Not like their brothers in the helicopter airborne.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2023 01:54 PM (zhLdt)

324 How stunning, how brave.

Tell me, was the count verified by the Fulton County Election board?

Posted by: Kindtot at November 14, 2023 01:54 PM (D7oie)

325 Civil service employees are among the most protected people on the planet when it comes to their political speech. They aren't hiding their identities to mask themselves from professional backlash, they are doing it because they don't want to show how far up the moral rot in the administration goes.

Imagine being so horrible you don't want to look worse than a Biden white house that covers up cocaine use and kickbaks.

Posted by: bskb at November 14, 2023 01:54 PM (+gI2R)

326 OT: The job in South Dakota has agreed (quite pleasantly) to a Zoom interview on Thursday evening, slightly outside of business hours. The chairman says that he doesn't like to ask staff to work on Saturdays, that he's protective of their free time. Rather encouraging.

I'll make sure Zoom is loaded on my laptop at home, and cobble together some job-related questions to ask them. I'm still not sure I would be able to find housing there or within a half-hour drive. We'll see what happens.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2023 01:54 PM (J2vNu)

327 It is in the constitution, if more than 350 federal employees sign a petition, the president must do it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 14, 2023 01:54 PM (R8uWY)

328 They clicked on all the boxes with pictures of motorcycles.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

"You've been CAPCHAed!!!"

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That infuriates me because it's set up solely to force billions of people to perform free labor for Google in pursuit of their AI / object recognition programming for their self-driving cars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 01:55 PM (DxFDO)

329 Under Trump, some assistant secretary of state and a few congress people would have flown to Gaza and negotiated with Hamas against US policy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 14, 2023 01:52 PM (R8uWY)
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That's crazy talk!

Posted by: Secretariat John von Kerry, Iranian Enthusiast at November 14, 2023 01:55 PM (GWZu6)

330 Spindrift, not only is it a fake name, it is a fake email, too.

Posted by: Kindtot at November 14, 2023 01:55 PM (D7oie)

331 The more I think about these 400 dipshit employees the funnier it gets.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2023 01:55 PM (JeYYB)

332 Maybe these 400 can be inspired to resign like other antisemitic Leftists?

NY Times Writers Jazmine Hughes & Jamie Keiles Resign After Signing Letter Against Israeli War on Gaza. award-winning writers Jazmine Hughes and Jamie Lauren Keiles...forced out of The New York Times Magazine for signing an open letter condemning Israel’s siege on Gaza. Editor Jake Silverstein said the letter violated the outlet’s policy on public protest, but Keiles says there are no clear guidelines, especially for contributing writers. Both writers say their former institution’s scrutiny of pro-Palestinian activism is a double standard that indicates tacit support for Israel.

The letter read in part, “We stand in opposition to the silencing of dissent and to racist and revisionist media cycles, further perpetuated by Israel’s attempts to bar reporting in Gaza, where journalists have been both denied entry and targeted by Israeli forces. … We condemn those in our industries who continue to enable apartheid and genocide. We cannot write a free Palestine into existence, but together we must do all we possibly can to reject narratives that soothe Western complicity in ethnic cleansing"

Posted by: Intercepted Democracy Now! Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 14, 2023 01:55 PM (sWTsQ)

333 Oreo


mmmmm.... cream filling

Where do I sign?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 14, 2023 01:56 PM (Vu7A1)

334
Are they going to quit if they don't get what they want?

If so, win/win.
Posted by: Seems Legit


Former LtCol Alexander "Bear Claw" Vindeman stands ready to offer advice regarding their forthcoming hard rows to hoe!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 01:56 PM (xG4kz)

335 What do you have to do to become a government official?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 14, 2023 01:52 PM (vO+yX)

Take the ticket.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 14, 2023 01:56 PM (7Vi0c)

336 This is my real name. I had it changed like Kim Dotcom.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 14, 2023 01:56 PM (R8uWY)

337 Why are Grown Adults with supposed real jobs still acting like they're in college with these STUPID FUCKING petitions and GAY FAGGOT ASS open-letters?
Posted by: Soothsayer
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I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2023 01:57 PM (XeU6L)

338
The letter read in part, “We stand in opposition to the silencing of dissent and to racist and revisionist media cycles, further perpetuated by Israel’s attempts to bar reporting in Gaza, where journalists have been both denied entry and targeted by Israeli forces. …


And now you stand unemployed ... as you ought to have stood for many years, now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 01:58 PM (xG4kz)

339 What do you have to do to become a government official?
Posted by: That Northernlurker
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There are checkboxes involved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2023 01:58 PM (XeU6L)

340

I love it. 21st Century leftist fascist queers accusing jews of "ethnic cleansing."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2023 01:58 PM (PvEkU)

341 Ramadan is a farce.


Ramadanalangadingdong!

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 01:58 PM (gmo/4)

342 Because Israel is doing this largely without US government help. I'm sure the military is offering some intel help, but it's not like we have boots on the ground.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 14, 2023 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

We have American spy planes / drones in the sky relaying information to the IDF, and we have american special forces boots on the ground.

Whether we like it or not, we are not only financing both sides of this war, and arming at least one side, but we are actively involved in the war as well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2023 01:59 PM (mj0Qp)

343
That infuriates me because it's set up solely to force billions of people to perform free labor for Google in pursuit of their AI / object recognition programming for their self-driving cars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 01:55 PM


Not if I can help it. Those self-driving cars are gonna run into a lot of trains, planes, automobiles, and motorcycles. I hate that shit but enjoy screwing with it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 01:59 PM (enJYY)

344 I am anonymously demanding that every one of the filthy pigfags in our bloody-minded corporate-fascist regime go out to their garages, crack open their car batteries, and drink what's inside.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2023 01:59 PM (PCWVF)

345 Ramada from Hots Shots! >>>>>>>>> Ramadan

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at November 14, 2023 01:59 PM (xPJvm)

346 Except the "Squad" are the fatties and fuglies leering with jealousy at the pretty girls and wishing they could date the football star . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade

All but AOC. Considering the college video of her, and the fact she worked in a bar...she was plenty hot in high school/college to get male attention and validation.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2023 01:59 PM (sWTsQ)

347 Reports are now coming in that the massacre on October 7th was actually carried out by not just the Hamas terrorists but even more civilians --- following them and participating in the murder and looting and rape, but especially the looting and rape.

And many, many children were also in on the fun, as young as 10 years old and yes there are pictures.

So much for the idea of innocent civilians.

Posted by: Beverly at November 14, 2023 01:59 PM (Epeb0)

348 [snip]

We have the Mandarins.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 01:51 PM (xaFKb)

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Indeed. Maybe hang an Anglicized epithet (among other things) around their necks: Panderins?

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 14, 2023 01:59 PM (UKtmk)

349 Hundreds of Sundowner goverment employees are fir Hamas

Lock down you kids and your wife their coming after the.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2023 01:59 PM (TjuhY)

350 OT: The job in South Dakota has agreed (quite pleasantly) to a Zoom interview on Thursday evening, slightly outside of business hours. The chairman says that he doesn't like to ask staff to work on Saturdays, that he's protective of their free time. Rather encouraging.

I'll make sure Zoom is loaded on my laptop at home, and cobble together some job-related questions to ask them. I'm still not sure I would be able to find housing there or within a half-hour drive. We'll see what happens.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2023 01:54 PM (J2vNu)


I live in South Dakota. I'm retiring in January. Are you the replacement???


Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 02:00 PM (gmo/4)

351 Whether we like it or not, we are not only financing both sides of this war, and arming at least one side, but we are actively involved in the war as well.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2023 01:59 PM (mj0Qp)

There have been over 50 attacks against American positions across the region, in support of Hamas... mainly drones and missiles.

Yer right, we are in it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 02:00 PM (xaFKb)

352
I-uh, uh-I-uh,, w-want to s-s-say-uh, say I just w-w-want to, to-uh say,, I-uh, uh,, uhmmmmm...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at November 14, 2023 02:00 PM (X4yCj)

353
Somebody just left a flaming bag of Russian tools in my backyard.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 02:00 PM (enJYY)

354
That infuriates me because it's set up solely to force billions of people to perform free labor for Google in pursuit of their AI / object recognition programming for their self-driving cars.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged


That being the case, how come they never offer the puzzle, "Click on every image that contains a pothole"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 02:01 PM (xG4kz)

355 If you did a FOIA act I am sure you could find out who

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 14, 2023 02:01 PM (dKiJG)

356 336 This is my real name. I had it changed like Kim Dotcom.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 14, 2023 01:56 PM (R8uWY)
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Sadly, on advice from counsel and WPP, I had to take a different moniker - not funny enough...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at November 14, 2023 02:01 PM (zL/eJ)

357 333 Oreo
mmmmm.... cream filling
Where do I sign?
Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 14, 2023 01:56 PM

I always wanted to give that Little Debbie a cream pie treat, if you know what I mean...

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2023 02:01 PM (sWTsQ)

358 Posted by: John Fetterman


Aren't we going a little easier on Fetterman, for the time being, given his pro-Israel stance?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:01 PM (JrojV)

359 This is a big story in NYC. As soon as they reported the fire, I suspected it was another EV battery fire.

Fire that killed 3 generations of NYC family sparked by lithium-ion battery

https://tinyurl.com/4s22nb8f

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 14, 2023 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

360 I demand the return of the hostages and the obliteration of Hamas.

Posted by: NowAFormerStateDepartmentEmployee at November 14, 2023 02:02 PM (fn8Pe)

361 There's millions of 'em so 400 are nothing.

The signers are usually heads of Managers' Associations and union locals, and then a few shop stewards &/or rats - often one & the same.

Yeah, I.M. Hip and many more similar signatures have been used for years, even in as far as in-house training documents. "Don't put your signature on anything," they've been taught.

PS - Remember, even Merritt G. has to put up with it.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 14, 2023 02:02 PM (WUib4)

362 Damn straight to sign it anonymously.

Those mofos in the White House mean business.

Posted by: Mayor adams at November 14, 2023 02:02 PM (eggM4)

363 So biden just gave another waiver to Iran to steal money from us and fund hamas

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2023 02:02 PM (pVWRI)

364 We need to refocus on accommodating Iran.

Posted by: TotallyNotAnthonyBlinken at November 14, 2023 02:03 PM (fn8Pe)

365 A tense moment ensued in Congress after Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) challenged Teamsters President Sean O'Brien to a fight during a meeting of the Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee.

"We can finish it here," said Mullin, a former mixed martial arts fighter.

"OK that's fine, perfect," O'Brien replied.

"You wanna do it now?" Mullin shot back.

"I'd love to do it right now," O'Brien replied.

"Well stand your butt up then," Mullin replied - to which O'Brien echoed, "You stand your butt up!"

As the two men stood their butts up, Chairman Bernie Sanders (I-VT) put the kebash on the squabble.

"Hold it. No, no, no, sit down. Sit down! You’re a United State senator, sit down," Sanders yelled. "This is a hearing. God knows the American people have enough contempt for Congress, let’s not —" he continued, before being cut off by more trash-talking between Mullin and O'Brien.

Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2023 02:03 PM (RHGPo)

366 Ramada from Hots Shots! >>>>>>>>> Ramadan
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at November 14, 2023 01:59 PM


^^^ This.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2023 02:03 PM (aQy7p)

367 What does it say about the Biden Administration that people with differing opinions have stay anonymous so as to avoid retaliation?

Posted by: Orson at November 14, 2023 02:03 PM (dIske)

368
So biden just gave another waiver to Iran to steal money from us and fund hamas

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2023 02:02 PM


Another day, another (billion) dollar.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 14, 2023 02:04 PM (enJYY)

369 Homemade Oreo recipe at link. Much better than store-bought and takes less than an hour between prep and cook. The downside is, once you taste these, you'll never be satisfied with the packaged stuff again.

https://tinyurl.com/w69j4cm3

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2023 02:04 PM (oiNtH)

370 For part of my drive home, I was behind a truck that had a license plate that said "FAPPO."

Hope you had your windshield wipers on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 14, 2023 02:04 PM (V8he0)

371 Hung a mezuzah today. Not Jewish, but now a dedicated Zionist.

Hamas Delenda Est.

Posted by: Candidus at November 14, 2023 02:05 PM (fn8Pe)

372 That infuriates me because it's set up solely to force billions of people to perform free labor for Google in pursuit of their AI / object recognition programming for their self-driving cars.
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That being the case, how come they never offer the puzzle, "Click on every image that contains a pothole"?

--

I'm guessing because potholes can't hire lawyers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 02:05 PM (DxFDO)

373
Y'know, it really is damn funny when unelected bureaucrats pitch hissy fits because elected officials will not follow their sagacious advice.

"Sages? We got sage? Then why is this sauce so fookin' bland?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 02:05 PM (xG4kz)

374 I am anonymously demanding that every one of the filthy pigfags in our bloody-minded corporate-fascist regime go out to their garages, crack open their car batteries, and drink what's inside.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2023 01:59 PM (PCWVF)

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We should work to get this placed as a ballot referendum in every state for the 2024 elections -- with the criminal penalty for not doing so voluntarily being forced to do so.

We can label this initiative "Compassionate Seppuku."

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 14, 2023 02:05 PM (UKtmk)

375 So biden just gave another waiver to Iran to steal money from us and fund hamas
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2023 02:02 PM (pVWRI)
==================
Victory!

Posted by: Secretariat John von Kerry, Iranian Enthusiast at November 14, 2023 02:05 PM (1cUha)

376 247 There are 2.87 MILLION Federal Employees... and they could only find 400?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2023 01:42 PM (xaFKb)


Joe told the Junta top-dogs that 400 is his limit for Presidential Medals of Freedom to "brave, selfless, caring Civil Servants who first spoke-out against Israeli war crimes in Gaza."

Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2023 02:06 PM (5fDan)

377 Time for SMOD to show up.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 14, 2023 02:06 PM (vO+yX)

378 From Eric's link:

"A massive blaze that killed members of three generations of a Brooklyn family over the weekend stemmed from a lithium-ion battery used to power an electric scooter owned by one of the victims, FDNY officials said Monday. "

--

The post office now has you confirm if you're shipping a lithium battery, and they'll tell you that you'll be held civilly and criminally responsible for any damage that results from you disclosing it.

Perfectly safe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 02:06 PM (DxFDO)

379 I've seen plenty of people name their cat or dog "Oreo". I wonder if anyone has named their pet "Hydrox".

Posted by: washrivergal at November 14, 2023 02:07 PM (FL9yc)

380
What does it say about the Biden Administration that people with differing opinions have stay anonymous so as to avoid retaliation?
Posted by: Orson


Gubmint-afforded whistle blower protections are printed on toilet paper, and the minute you need to use them, they fall apart?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 02:07 PM (xG4kz)

381 74 Afternoon Ace. I'm pretty sure that the four hundred anonymously signed "Brave Sir Robin"

Ben Dover, Phil McCracken, and Mike Hunt were also well represented.
Posted by: Archimedes

IP Freely please come to the white courtesy phone

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2023 01:16 PM (CIS44)
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Major Windybottom from the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Posted by: Anon y Mous at November 14, 2023 02:07 PM (qfLjt)

382 350 OT: The job in South Dakota has agreed (quite pleasantly) to a Zoom interview on Thursday evening, slightly outside of business hours. The chairman says that he doesn't like to ask staff to work on Saturdays, that he's protective of their free time. Rather encouraging.

I'll make sure Zoom is loaded on my laptop at home, and cobble together some job-related questions to ask them. I'm still not sure I would be able to find housing there or within a half-hour drive. We'll see what happens.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2023 01:54 PM (J2vNu)

I have family in Western SD. Graduated high school there. Beautiful place. Great people.

Good luck.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 14, 2023 02:07 PM (KviSY)

383 "Hold it. No, no, no, sit down. Sit down! You’re a United State senator, sit down," Sanders yelled. "This is a hearing. God knows the American people have enough contempt for Congress, let’s not —" he continued, before being cut off by more trash-talking between Mullin and O'Brien.
Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2023 02:03 PM (RHGPo)

Fights have taken place in the House chamber, between congressmen. This would be different, still watch. It would be better than most excrement going on in that hearing.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 14, 2023 02:08 PM (7Vi0c)

384 370 For part of my drive home, I was behind a truck that had a license plate that said "FAPPO."

Hope you had your windshield wipers on.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 14, 2023 02:04 PM (V8he0)
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Good call - thought it was the plate of the missing Marx Brother...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at November 14, 2023 02:08 PM (zL/eJ)

385 What does it say about the Biden Administration that people with differing opinions have stay anonymous so as to avoid retaliation?
Posted by: Orson

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Ha. That's a great point. We had generals literally coming out and saying they'd call China if Trump said p*ssy, but no one wants to get dead when Democrats are in office.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 02:08 PM (DxFDO)

386 I signed it, and I was completely unafraid yo use my name.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at November 14, 2023 02:09 PM (Xcndb)

387 Hey, wait a minute, I recognize one of those signatures as the same person that left cocaine in the Whitehouse!

Posted by: Whitehouse Tour Guide and Drug Procurement at November 14, 2023 02:09 PM (OBuuS)

388 Everyone in Congress should beat each other. To death. Last man standing gets thrown into a cage full of rabid monkeys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2023 02:09 PM (PCWVF)

389 It ain't warm out thar.
Don't let the sunshine fool ya.

That's today's accuweather.

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2023 02:09 PM (T4tVD)

390 The post office now has you confirm if you're shipping a lithium battery, and they'll tell you that you'll be held civilly and criminally responsible for any damage that results from you disclosing it.

Perfectly safe.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 02:06 PM (DxFDO)
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I'll repeat that my son had to agree to a lease provision prohibiting electric scooters and bikes in his NYC apartment. The batteries are too dangerous.

Posted by: Secretariat John von Kerry, Iranian Enthusiast at November 14, 2023 02:09 PM (1cUha)

391 OT: The job in South Dakota has agreed (quite pleasantly) to a Zoom interview on Thursday evening, slightly outside of business hours. The chairman says that he doesn't like to ask staff to work on Saturdays, that he's protective of their free time. Rather encouraging.


Good luck, Wolfus. We're rootin' for ya.

But I gotta say, Louisiana to South Dakota would be a big change.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:09 PM (JrojV)

392 Wait, you guys are using fake names?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2023 02:10 PM (ZLI7S)

393 275 I sure wish they would stop calling "The Squad" "The Squad".A small group of attention seeking brats, like the ones that would sit together in the high school cafeteria, making fun of others not in their clique. Good work on the part of their voters. These assholes have accomplished nothing to benefit their districts, just seeming to be juvenile troublemakers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 14, 2023 01:46 PM (0EOe9)

I think it makes them sound dumb and cliquey and wishfully Wonder-Womanlike and scatter-brained so I'm in favor of it!

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 02:10 PM (30MvH)

394 385 Ha. That's a great point. We had generals literally coming out and saying they'd call China if Trump said p*ssy, but no one wants to get dead when Democrats are in office.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 02:08 PM (DxFDO)

I want them to get dead.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 02:10 PM (UnA8+)

395 388 Everyone in Congress should beat each other. To death. Last man standing gets thrown into a cage full of rabid monkeys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2023 02:09 PM (PCWVF)

++++
I'd love to see it. At least we'd get something for our 36 trillion dollar debt.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 14, 2023 02:10 PM (FL9yc)

396 I saw Compassionate Seppuku open for Master Sword at Rams Head Live! in 2018.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 14, 2023 02:11 PM (UKtmk)

397 Are they telling us that legal protection afforded by federal law and practices for whistle blowers in the federal government is just so much bullshit?
___

Yep.

Posted by: C. Wray and M. Garland at November 14, 2023 02:11 PM (fs1hN)

398 Hold it. No, no, no, sit down. Sit down! You’re a United State senator, sit down," Sanders yelled. "This is a hearing. God knows the American people have enough contempt for Congress, let’s not —" he continued, before being cut off by more trash-talking between Mullin and O'Brien.
Posted by: SMOD

Sanders is wrong about everything. I want to see a bare knuckled fight between Congress members. Bleeding faces, chairs being thrown, bottles of water being lodged like rockets, Johnson throwing a roundhouse punch to Jeffries and making him cry, the "Squad" wretches having to flee in terror as MTG and Boebert bear down on them, etc. Put it on pay-per-view and begin to pay off the national debt.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2023 02:11 PM (oiNtH)

399 "The Squad" came from the media which you should hate.

Posted by: DOYLE at November 14, 2023 02:11 PM (Z8Yh2)

400 Why would they need to sign anonymously for supporting a cease fire? It's not as if there are a great number of junta employees supporting Israel and Hamas would be glad for a ceasefire.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2023 02:11 PM (RSbhh)

401 >Hundreds of Biden Government Employees Sign a Statement Demanding a Ceasefire, Anonymously

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Fuck 'em
have the balls to use your name
find another place to work if you're not happy

Posted by: DB - at November 14, 2023 02:11 PM (geLO8)

402
Can [ Biden ] do anything urgently?


Thousands of soiled adult undergarments cried out, "YES!!!", and then fell silent.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 02:11 PM (xG4kz)

403 But I think it's not as cut and dried as all that; I do not believe many people's minds are being changed at all by the rhetoric. Rather, I think we all are shocked to see how intense the levels of jew hatred had become, and how the old nazi menace has been steadily growing inside Leftist orgs for years now. I maintain that these demonstrations etc., are *not* responses to what has happened in Gaza, but simple the public expression of those who suddenly feel empowered to express openly what they have believed and felt for a long time now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2023 01:15 PM (i9ffA)

I wasn't shocked by the Hamas attacks or Leftist glee at mass murder, they have been telling us that for decades now.

I was a little dismayed that Israel had left themselves open for this sort of attack.

Pressure by the US government to kick the can down t he road is what led us to this place in the first place. Gaza was bad enough when it wasn't run by terrorists.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2023 02:12 PM (eoQWY)

404 Everyone in Congress should beat each other. To death. Last man standing gets thrown into a cage full of rabid monkeys.


Or just that chimaerical green-glowing-eye monkey that the ChiComs just put together.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:12 PM (JrojV)

405 At the least the White House should find out who signed it from the National Security Council and Fire their ass immediately.

Posted by: Drive by at November 14, 2023 02:12 PM (KLWiP)

406 Fuckie Schmuckie is speaking. Fuckin phoney
He is responsible for what happen oct 7th

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2023 02:13 PM (pVWRI)

407 404 Everyone in Congress should beat each other. To death. Last man standing gets thrown into a cage full of rabid monkeys.


Or just that chimaerical green-glowing-eye monkey that the ChiComs just put together.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:12 PM (JrojV)

Needs More Cannibalism.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2023 02:13 PM (UnA8+)

408 I signed this Ceasefire Declaration but no one knows I did.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 14, 2023 02:13 PM (iDpzk)

409 >Wait, you guys are using fake names?

Posted by: JackStraw

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yeah, I don't want people knowing I frequent this site
my constituents would never understand

Posted by: DB - at November 14, 2023 02:13 PM (geLO8)

410 I highly doubt any regime employee is afraid of actually being fired for the default Democrat pro-Hamas stance. My guess? It's two or three employees what cooked up the propaganda play, and they just made up the anonymous signatories. Might even have been one of Biden's handlers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2023 02:13 PM (PCWVF)

411 NOOD fight

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 14, 2023 02:14 PM (/HDaX)

412 They "signed" it in a "fortified" way.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 14, 2023 02:14 PM (qPw5n)

413 NOOD: New thread about former R speaker Kevin McCarthy.

Posted by: gdgm+ at November 14, 2023 02:14 PM (Mvc4R)

414 302 Because in the New Math being taught:

. 2 + 2 = white supremacy

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 14, 2023 01:51 PM (FjfnB)

LOL

Posted by: m at November 14, 2023 02:14 PM (30MvH)

415 Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2023 02:12 PM (eoQWY)

They had just reached a deal with Hamas. Not an excuse but I can understand lowering of the guard subconsciously.

Posted by: Drive by at November 14, 2023 02:14 PM (KLWiP)

416 405 At the least the White House should find out who signed it from the National Security Council and Fire their ass immediately.
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You seem to think the WH is not on both sides of this shitfest. Warning - they are. If we simply pull all the US money going to Hamas the war ends. Hamas exists cuz we fund it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 14, 2023 02:15 PM (iDpzk)

417
"Sure are a lot of folks named 'Alias Undercover' working for us!"

-- Bidrone scanning the list of names for 'asses to be kicked'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2023 02:15 PM (xG4kz)

418 I live in South Dakota. I'm retiring in January. Are you the replacement???

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023


***
Is this USD Vermillion?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2023 02:16 PM (J2vNu)

419 Bring on the Idiocracy. Put 'em in a jar and make 'em fight.

Posted by: fd at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (vFG9F)

420 391 OT: The job in South Dakota has agreed (quite pleasantly) to a Zoom interview on Thursday evening, slightly outside of business hours. The chairman says that he doesn't like to ask staff to work on Saturdays, that he's protective of their free time. Rather encouraging.


Good luck, Wolfus. We're rootin' for ya.

But I gotta say, Louisiana to South Dakota would be a big change.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023 02:09 PM (JrojV)


It's a dry cold there! No more wet heat for you!

I was born in Aberdeen. God's Country.

Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (5fDan)

421 Everyone in Congress should beat each other. To death. Last man standing gets thrown into a cage full of rabid monkeys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2023 02:09 PM (PCWVF)


What was the name of that horrible sci fi space movie with the rabid space monkeys after they killed the astronauts? Ad Astra?

Awful, awful, stupid movie.


Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (gmo/4)

422 I sure wish they would stop calling "The Squad" "The Squad".A small group of attention seeking brats, like the ones that would sit together in the high school cafeteria, making fun of others not in their clique. Good work on the part of their voters. These assholes have accomplished nothing to benefit their districts, just seeming to be juvenile troublemakers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 14, 2023 01:46 PM (0EOe9)

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It's actually historically appropriate (which I learned a couple years ago reading David Horowitz's "Radical Son" autobiography for the first time):

"The Squad" is what the Black Panther Party hitmen -- who murdered untold numbers -- were referred to and called themselves.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 14, 2023 02:17 PM (UKtmk)

423 Good luck, Wolfus. We're rootin' for ya.

But I gotta say, Louisiana to South Dakota would be a big change.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 14, 2023


***
It would. But I've felt for many years that I am like one of those Western anthropologists, visiting native tribes in the South Pacific to record and try to understand their customs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2023 02:18 PM (J2vNu)

424 Is this USD Vermillion?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2023 02:16 PM (J2vNu)


Nope. I'm in the opposite side of the State - Black Hills area.


Good Luck on the job!!!!


Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (gmo/4)

425 100 Harvard faculty are concerned by all of the people defending Israel, Jews, and denouncing the phrase, "From the river to the sea, Palestine must be free."

They signed a letter containing the following passage, "Similarly, the phrase 'from the river to the sea, Palestine must be free' has a long and complicated history. Its interpretation deserves, and is receiving, sustained and ongoing inquiry and debate. Singling it out as necessarily implying removalism or even eliminationism - when over a million Palestinians have been forced from their homes and over ten thousand civilians, including four thousand children, have been slain in Gaza, actions which the Holocaust historian Omer Bartov suggests in the New York Times may amount to a 'crime against humanity' being executed with 'genocidal intent' - is imprudent as a matter of university policy and badly misjudged as an act of moral leadership."

Got that? They're not sure what the phrase means, and besides, Israel is pushing people from their homes and Hamas tells us Israel has killed 10K people, and a famous Israeli historian says Israel may be executing a genocide, so we should be allowed to scream that inscrutable phrase.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2023 02:19 PM (0N1h0)

426
Nope. I'm in the opposite side of the State - Black Hills area.

Good Luck on the job!!!!

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2023


***
I'm ready to retire too, but I figure I might want to have a job to get me settled wherever I wind up. The housing issue in Vermillion looks like the bad thing, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2023 02:20 PM (J2vNu)

427 There are plenty of actresses who did steamy scenes in film. They aren't recognized as much as the girl who got treated like a breakfast skillet by Charlie Sheen.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2023 02:23 PM (44ww/)

428 Wait, you guys are all using fake names?
Posted by: spindrift at November 14, 2023 01:10 PM (RRBiz)

I'm not
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2023 01:11 PM (bs+z0)

Me neither.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at November 14, 2023 02:26 PM (h4nev)

429 Not a bad gig, if the alligator does indeed eat them last. It’s the “Depart from me, I never knew you” clause that makes it a no-go for decent folk.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 14, 2023 02:30 PM (udWfK)

430 I'm guessing because potholes can't hire lawyers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 14, 2023 02:05 PM (DxFDO)


Palm trees and staircases can?

Posted by: Kindtot at November 14, 2023 02:41 PM (D7oie)

431 Maybe they signed it using fake names, not real ones like we use here.

Posted by: I. P. Freely at November 14, 2023 02:59 PM (Y2NGV)

432 I just wrote a shell script that generated 8 billion anonymous signatures.

Got the world covered!

Posted by: An Poc Ar Buile at November 14, 2023 03:05 PM (7Ozoq)

433 The only thing D.C. is good at is document fabrication.

Posted by: Danimal28 at November 14, 2023 03:29 PM (klw0w)

434 ...And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor... Anonymously.

Posted by: Sven at November 14, 2023 03:54 PM (iXXRJ)

435 Anonymously? Okay, I anonymously disagree. And I have 1 billion anonymous signatures agreeing with me.

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