Drunk Woman Arrested For Driving On the Wrong Side of the Road Attempts to Get Out of a Ticket By Whining Out Every Single Identity Politics Gimmick She Has

In 1,000 years, when aliens are sifting through the ruins of our dead civilization, they will come across this video on a hard drive and say "Ah. That must be it."

Within minutes of being caught driving drunk into oncoming traffic, this repulsive loser spams out the following Identity Politics get-out-of-jail-free cards:

1. I'm an "indigenous person"

2. I have "bad social anxiety issues"

3. I'm a "non-binary"

4. I'm afraid of white people and you're "intimidating" me by "being a white man" (yes, those are quotes)

5. I have "PTSD"

6. I have social anxiety. This one was already listed but she says it like five times so I thought it's worth noting again.

7. I have "generational trauma"

Generational trauma. That's a new one on me.

"Generational trauma" is passed from parent to child, like genes. It's a way for people who claim to be minorities to claim that any hardship experienced by distant ancestors is their own hardship.

Much like traditions, heirlooms, hair color, and secret family recipes get passed down through families, people can also inherit trauma. Generational trauma--known as intergenerational or transgenerational trauma--is a cycle of trauma that passes through families.1
Generational trauma occurs through biological, environmental, psychological, and social means. For example, some evidence suggests that generational trauma can happen in the uterus--for example, a fetus being exposed to chemicals involved in maternal stress that impact future development.
Epigenetic changes, or shifts in a person's DNA due to a traumatic experience, cause generational trauma, too.

I told you it's passed on like genes. I wasn't being hyperbolic. They claim that previous generations' traumas change their own DNA expression to make them Just as Oppressed as their ancestors.

It's Lysenkoism for Grievance Politics.

Amazing.

You might wonder, if she's so determined to get out of the ticket, why didn't she just offer to blow the cop?

Well, you will probably not be surprised to discover that she does not have the classic indicia of sexual desirability. This wretched homely drunk has almost certainly played the "I can blow you" card before, but has been vigorously told "That's okay, chief."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:50 PM

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1 It's who they are

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 02:49 PM (zjgNU)

2 (And thank you for making another post that works with that first comment.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 02:50 PM (zjgNU)

3 Victimhood, victimhood, victimhood. It's the new currency of the land.

(The old one went all hyperinflation.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 02:50 PM (zjgNU)

4 Seriously? I just did it again?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 02:51 PM (zjgNU)

5 let me guess. college admin? librarian? starbucks barista?

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2023 02:52 PM (25k9m)

6 "Generational trauma" is passed from parent to child, like genes. It's a way for people who claim to be minorities to claim that any hardship experienced by distant ancestors is their own hardship.

>>>>>

Of course, the multitude of white people whose ancestors suffered unbelievable trauma in the past are not allowed to claim it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 02:52 PM (zjgNU)

7 I told you it's passed on like genes. I wasn't being hyperbolic. They claim that previous generations' traumas change their own DNA expression to make them Just as Oppressed as their ancestors.

It's Lysenkoism for Grievance Politics.

Lamarckianism, technically.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 02:52 PM (guGkK)

8 #1-4 for FV?

Clearly we have a new definition of the phrase, "sponge worthy"!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 13, 2023 02:53 PM (HlyYF)

9 She started by saying, "I'm a white, Christian male and can do whatever I want in this land of white patriarchial supremacy," right?

Right?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

10 Relatively old clip already. Wasn't shown here before?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 13, 2023 02:53 PM (bAJ1Y)

11 Gotta try something.. might as well throw it all at the wall.

Posted by: Inogame at November 13, 2023 02:54 PM (53oGX)

12 Seriously? I just did it again?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

You're starting to freak me out. What is this eldritch power that you possess?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 13, 2023 02:54 PM (JrojV)

13 Spoof, maybe. I've seen it called maybe a spoof, done by actors who really work at getting this right.

Posted by: m at November 13, 2023 02:54 PM (aWeTk)

14 Of course, the multitude of white people whose ancestors suffered unbelievable trauma in the past are not allowed to claim it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 02:52 PM (zjgNU)

All of my failures I blame on Viking raids into Northumberland in the late 8th century.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 02:54 PM (guGkK)

15 "YOU'RE BEING A WHITE MAN!!"- my favorite

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 13, 2023 02:54 PM (ei7q6)

16 Well, you will probably not be surprised to discover that she does not have the classic indicia of sexual desirability. This wretched homely drunk has almost certainly played the "I can blow you" card before, but has been vigorously told "That's okay, chief."

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Maybe she could pull it off if she went to the gym. A lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

17 The flashlight and the watch do not look like cop equipment to me.

Posted by: m at November 13, 2023 02:55 PM (aWeTk)

18 I have "generational trauma"

Then stay away from the generator. Duh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 13, 2023 02:55 PM (JrojV)

19 chief, cause shes native ISWYDT

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 13, 2023 02:55 PM (CIS44)

20 the script that works on TikTok fails to produce results IRL

Posted by: kallisto at November 13, 2023 02:55 PM (dCxaZ)

21 If I can claim generational trauma, then I want accommodations for the hardships my grandparents endured coming from Sweden, Ruthenia, and Germany!

Not to mention my father had his bicycle stolen when he was about ten and had to walk 45 blocks back home from the movies. Trauma, I tells ya, trauma!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 13, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)

22 I told you it's passed on like genes. I wasn't being hyperbolic. They claim that previous generations' traumas change their own DNA expression to make them Just as Oppressed as their ancestors.

It's Lysenkoism for Grievance Politics.
>>>>>>>>>>>>

In my wife's direct heritage, she has a survivor of the Bataan death march, survivor(s) of indian massacres where they even murdered the babies, and mutiple war survival stories.

Do my (White) children get to claim generational trauma or nah? It's Nah, right?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 02:55 PM (zjgNU)

23 I just can't put Lindisfarne out of my mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 02:55 PM (guGkK)

24 10 Relatively old clip already. Wasn't shown here before?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 13, 2023 02:53 PM (bAJ1Y)

Yes. Probably in an ONT?

Posted by: m at November 13, 2023 02:55 PM (aWeTk)

25 You'd think people would be embarrassed to behave this way, but society has made victimhood and identity into currencies, so they get spent this way. Weirdly, her terrible looks are the least terrible thing about her. Which is saying something because she's hard on the eyeballs.

Posted by: Probably hard on other balls as well. at November 13, 2023 02:55 PM (CjGGv)

26 I do so love "dindoo nuffin" generation.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 13, 2023 02:55 PM (z5vMw)

27 I like how the police officer tried the "me, too" angle. It didn't work because everyone's trauma is unique and super-duper exculpatory.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 13, 2023 02:55 PM (fxCK2)

28 Unrestricted democracy. Her vote counts just as much as yours. No qualification to vote except age will always eventually destroy a country.

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 02:55 PM (MNhXM)

29 President Biden @POTUS 5h
I don’t look at the economy through the eyes of Wall Street and Park Avenue.

I look at it through the eyes of the people I grew up with in Scranton, Pennsylvania or Claymont, Delaware.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 02:56 PM (krqg6)

30 It almost sounds like some drunken goofball saying all the catch phrases but not taking any of it seriously. Just to see if it works or makes the cop laugh.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 13, 2023 02:56 PM (cRrcX)

31 President Biden @POTUS 5h
I don’t look at the economy through the eyes of Wall Street and Park Avenue.

I look at it through the eyes of the people I grew up with in Scranton, Pennsylvania or Claymont, Delaware.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)

Liar

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 13, 2023 02:56 PM (CIS44)

32 4 Seriously? I just did it again?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Now you're just showing off.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 13, 2023 02:56 PM (FVME7)

33 I just can't put Lindisfarne out of my mind.
Posted by: Cicero

I cannute, either.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 13, 2023 02:56 PM (JrojV)

34 Wow

48 hour hold for her until they get a padded room ready.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2023 02:57 PM (rinSM)

35 There's a uniformed person late in the clip and you might think that confirms the police presence, but the shot is very vague.

Posted by: m at November 13, 2023 02:57 PM (aWeTk)

36 RNC Research @RNCResearch 4h
After San Francisco was magically cleaned up ahead of Xi Jinping's visit, Democrat Gov. Gavin Newsom says:

"I know folks say, 'Oh, they're just cleaning up this place because all these fancy leaders are coming into town.' That's true because it's true."

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 1h
Newsom Assures Homeless They Can Resume Pooping On Sidewalks Once His Boss Leaves
buff.ly/40yFiLz

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 02:57 PM (krqg6)

37 She doesn't look that homely- as far as her face- from what I can see-just fat- and I didn't listen to the whole video, but she initially has a pleasant enough manner-unlike the drunk Democrat woman from GA in the video posted in the previous thread. However, it would have been better choice just to say "Yes; I was driving under the influence" instead of using all the excuses.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 02:57 PM (RSbhh)

38 "You're being a white man!"

"I identify as as a black girl! How DARE you mis-race and mis-gender me!"

Posted by: Just Lily at November 13, 2023 02:57 PM (Aufua)

39 36 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 1h
Newsom Assures Homeless They Can Resume Pooping On Sidewalks Once His Boss Leaves
buff.ly/40yFiLz
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 02:57 PM (krqg6)

LOL

Posted by: m at November 13, 2023 02:58 PM (aWeTk)

40 This wretched homely drunk has almost certainly played the "I can blow you" card before, but has been vigorously told "That's okay, chief."
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Which would be quite insensitive, seeing that she's indigenous.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2023 02:58 PM (krQz2)

41 Generational trauma? Sorry, you were just born stupid. Blame it on your parents.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at November 13, 2023 02:58 PM (eWtKL)

42 Can't we shoot them and collect a bounty?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 13, 2023 02:59 PM (wrXPz)

43 I had to nope of that video pretty early on though. Generational trauma has made me uggo-averse. I can't look at them with a general feeling of social unwellness overwhelming me.

Posted by: It's scientifical. at November 13, 2023 02:59 PM (CjGGv)

44 You can't arrest me--I'm disingenuous!!

Posted by: Dem Politician at November 13, 2023 02:59 PM (krQz2)

45 It's a sad time indeed when the highest one can aspire to is "victim."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 13, 2023 02:59 PM (p+1gI)

46 We have a lot of Generational Trauma right here. Anything that gets fucked up is automatically the fault of Those Kids Nowadays. Nobody born in "our year" was ever a born loser, or voted the wrong people in for decades. Not one of us ever made a mistake until two drinks and the ONT. Then we make shit up.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 13, 2023 02:59 PM (4PZHB)

47 Well, you will probably not be surprised to discover that she does not have the classic indicia of sexual desirability.

-
Reverse drunken desirability; i.e., beer goggles, might work.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 13, 2023 02:59 PM (FVME7)

48 "And its all your fault," must be in there somewhere.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 13, 2023 03:00 PM (as3uC)

49 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 1h
Newsom Assures Homeless They Can Resume Pooping On Sidewalks Once His Boss Leaves
buff.ly/40yFiLz
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 02:57 PM (krqg6)

LOL
Posted by: m at November 13, 2023 02:58 PM (aWeTk)
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Right. over the target.

Posted by: Dem Politician at November 13, 2023 03:00 PM (krQz2)

50 44 You can't arrest me--I'm disingenuous!!
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Snort. This should be on every Tee Shirt.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 13, 2023 03:00 PM (wrXPz)

51 Indigent not Indigenous.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:00 PM (krqg6)

52
I told you it's passed on like genes. I wasn't being hyperbolic. They claim that previous generations' traumas change their own DNA expression to make them Just as Oppressed as their ancestors.

LOL. DNA changes take five digit thousands of years. Not two generations.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2023 03:00 PM (X98Jy)

53 Quick! Put on this hijab!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 13, 2023 03:01 PM (as3uC)

54 You can't arrest me--I'm disingenuous!!
Posted by: Dem Politician at November 13, 2023 02:59 PM (krQz2)

Actually laughed out loud at that one.

It was amusing till I saw the sock. Then it was hilarious.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 03:01 PM (zjgNU)

55 She doesn't look indigenous to me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 03:01 PM (guGkK)

56 She can't figure out why her act isn't working on the cop. Screaming about being a member of a protected victim group shuts up most people. It's worked prior, I'd bet money on that having happened prior. Probably some poor waitress or more likely psych staff she's screamed at for not doing exactly what she wants when she wants it. And they give in and here we are.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2023 03:01 PM (UYUKJ)

57 "Generational trauma" is passed from parent to child, like genes. It's a way for people who claim to be minorities to claim that any hardship experienced by distant ancestors is their own hardship.
++++
LOL! Okay, cool. Is that how it works now? Grandpa had it rough, so I get to claim victim status?

Alrighty then. I am now a victim. One branch of my family were minor Russian nobility (or prominent non-nobles - the family history is muddy) and were, except for two people who happened to be abroad at the time, all slaughtered by communists.

Family extermination due to political violence qualifies, right? Where's my check?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:02 PM (d04cU)

58 I'm pretty sure she turned me into a newt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

59 I've been pulled over three times in my life for speeding. Each time I was let go with a warning. I just didn't act like a dick. And no, I didn't give any blowjobs.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 13, 2023 03:02 PM (xPl2J)

60 37 She doesn't look that homely- as far as her face- from what I can see-just fat- and I didn't listen to the whole video, but she initially has a pleasant enough manner-unlike the drunk Democrat woman from GA in the video posted in the previous thread. However, it would have been better choice just to say "Yes; I was driving under the influence" instead of using all the excuses.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 02:57 PM (RSbhh)

Fen is like the SPLC, but for ugly people.

Posted by: Fighting for the rights of those disenfranchised by their looks. at November 13, 2023 03:02 PM (CjGGv)

61 Ask for permission to go to the bathroom.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 13, 2023 03:02 PM (as3uC)

62 LOL. DNA changes take five digit thousands of years. Not two generations.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2023 03:00 PM (X98Jy)

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There is no math in intergenerational trauma, RACIST!

Posted by: Just Lily at November 13, 2023 03:02 PM (Aufua)

63 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 13, 2023 03:02 PM (Qt4kF)

64 57 Alrighty then. I am now a victim. One branch of my family were minor Russian nobility (or prominent non-nobles - the family history is muddy) and were, except for two people who happened to be abroad at the time, all slaughtered by communists.

Family extermination due to political violence qualifies, right? Where's my check?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:02 PM (d04cU)

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Ooo...you're demonizing Russia? That's en vogue these days.

You free for an afternoon slot on CNN?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

65 >>You might wonder, if she's so determined to get out of the ticket, why didn't she just offer to blow the cop?

I mean, I know we joke around alot - but I'd be interested to hear from actual LEO's how often they're offered sexual favors in exchange for a more... satisfactory...outcome.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 13, 2023 03:03 PM (QF6v2)

66 I look at it through the eyes of the people I grew up with in Scranton, Pennsylvania or Claymont, Delaware.

GREENVILLE IS NOT CLAYMONT

it's basically the opposite, asshat!

I guess they went to school at (very expensive, private) Archmere which is kind of Claymont so that counts in Biden-land

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 13, 2023 03:03 PM (AcWfM)

67 Epigenetic changes, or shifts in a person's DNA due to a traumatic experience, cause generational trauma, too.
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And all those bastards made fun of me and said I was wrong. Perhaps I was. But my *ideas* - my core philosophy - remains dominant. This is enough. I am victorious.

Posted by: Trofim Lysenko at November 13, 2023 03:03 PM (d04cU)

68 LOL. DNA changes take five digit thousands of years. Not two generations.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2023 03:00 PM (X98Jy)

NO NO. It's EPIgenetics.

You know, the stuff we don't really understand, but "scientists" are SURE is the explanation for how people are "born" gay.

Same thing here.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 03:03 PM (zjgNU)

69 An America where you aren't free to drive your car down the wrong side of the boulevard late at night after a bout of heavy drinking is an America where I don't want to live.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 03:04 PM (guGkK)

70 Ululate. That'll fix anything.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 13, 2023 03:04 PM (as3uC)

71 Straight out of a Kelly Turnbull book....

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 13, 2023 03:04 PM (QF6v2)

72 If this bodycam vid surprises you in any way, you've not seen very many bodycam vids.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 03:04 PM (MvF+J)

73 "I look at it through the eyes of the people I grew up with in Scranton, Pennsylvania"
**********
And that's where he learned the 10% for the big guy.

Posted by: Cosda at November 13, 2023 03:04 PM (mvDnn)

74 65 >>You might wonder, if she's so determined to get out of the ticket, why didn't she just offer to blow the cop?

I mean, I know we joke around alot - but I'd be interested to hear from actual LEO's how often they're offered sexual favors in exchange for a more... satisfactory...outcome.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 13, 2023 03:03 PM (QF6v2)

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I had to take a driving class to take points off my license way back when I still lived in Virginia.

The cop who taught it was very forthright about getting propositioned (don't remember how it came up in conversation from the students), and turning them down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

75 Well, you will probably not be surprised to discover that she does not have the classic indicia of sexual desirability. This wretched homely drunk has almost certainly played the "I can blow you" card before, but has been vigorously told "That's okay, chief."
++++
Also acceptable: "indicia of pulchritude."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:04 PM (d04cU)

76 You can't arrest me--I'm disingenuous!!

I got too many disingenuous trees in my yard. I had too many leaves to rake up this year.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 13, 2023 03:04 PM (JrojV)

77 I bet the troopers miss the good old days when they would flash you their breasts.

Now with squad car and body cameras? Those days are go e.

Posted by: rd at November 13, 2023 03:04 PM (Dv92i)

78 but society has made victimhood and identity into currencies,

The fiat currency of social media. The new, hard currency being rolled out by our betters is more reality based. It's called violence.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at November 13, 2023 03:05 PM (eWtKL)

79 Thing is we laugh but crazy gets away with a lot of stuff that a normal person would be spending time in jail and spending thousands defending themselves.

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 03:05 PM (MNhXM)

80 I mean, I know we joke around alot - but I'd be interested to hear from actual LEO's how often they're offered sexual favors in exchange for a more... satisfactory...outcome.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 13, 2023 03:03 PM (QF6v2)
++++
I'd be shocked if it's less than once per week.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:05 PM (d04cU)

81 Posted by: Fighting for the rights of those disenfranchised by their looks. at November 13, 2023 03:02 PM (CjGGv)

That would be incorrect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 03:05 PM (RSbhh)

82 I'M A FUCKING INDIAN, DAMMIT!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 03:06 PM (guGkK)

83 Ululate. That'll fix anything.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey

Ululate. Then blow up. Problem solved.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2023 03:06 PM (X98Jy)

84 She can't figure out why her act isn't working on the cop. Screaming about being a member of a protected victim group shuts up most people. It's worked prior, I'd bet money on that having happened prior. Probably some poor waitress or more likely psych staff she's screamed at for not doing exactly what she wants when she wants it. And they give in and here we are.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2023 03:01 PM (UYUKJ)

When people throw a fit in public (wherever and for whatever reason), they do so because it's worked before.

SOMETIMES they are really dumb and can't piece together the circumstances allowing it to work and sometimes they can. But it's always because it's worked.*

*Disclaimer: Unless it's a 2 year old. Then this might be the first time.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 03:06 PM (zjgNU)

85 I wonder if this chick comes to terms with her own whiteness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:06 PM (d04cU)

86 You might wonder, if she's so determined to get out of the ticket, why didn't she just offer to blow the cop?
......

Cop would have said "NO. you're ugly too."

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2023 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

87 I mean, I know we joke around alot - but I'd be interested to hear from actual LEO's how often they're offered sexual favors in exchange for a more... satisfactory...outcome.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 13, 2023 03:03 PM (QF6v2)

Mannix is here, maybe we'll get an answer. I know he claims to not be a cop but that's exactly the sort of thing that the exiled Tsar would say.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2023 03:06 PM (1Z8zZ)

88 I'M A FUCKING INDIAN, DAMMIT!!!!
Posted by: Cicero

Can I have a slurpee?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2023 03:06 PM (X98Jy)

89 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 13, 2023 03:07 PM (T4tVD)

90 Maryanne Trump Barry, Donald Trump’s Elder Sister, dead at 86

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:07 PM (krqg6)

91 Didn't watch the whole thing. Was the cop able to resist whapping her over the head with his flashlight all the way to the end?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 13, 2023 03:07 PM (N3zMI)

92 I'm an "indigenous person"
......

No, Rez chicks are hawt.

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2023 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

93 7. I have "generational trauma"
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It's the Boomers fault.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (Wj/z9)

94 she does not have the classic indicia of sexual desirability

subtle, direct and quite awesome in its subtle directness

Posted by: DanMan at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (8uzBS)

95 The best is when she claims to have "social anxiety" and the cop, trying to put her at ease, replies "Me too!"... you know, 'hey, we have something in common.' That's not what she was going for at all. You can tell she's insulted that her social anxiety claim wasn't received as some kind of accommodation-earning badge but dismissed as a common issue a lot of people, including this cop, might have.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (JuaQi)

96 12 Seriously? I just did it again?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Hey! That's my line

Posted by: Britney at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (og5mY)

97 Relatively old clip already. Wasn't shown here before?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Yeah. Sometimes the jokes on the ONT get repeated too. That's what you get with an all-volunteer blog.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (KAi1n)

98 "Epigenetic changes, or shifts in a person's DNA due to a traumatic experience, cause generational trauma, too."

So we can chart these particular genetic changes, right? Right?

This angers me because like most pseudoscience statements, there's a kernel of truth in them covered with layers of layers of outright lies and/or unsubstantiated claims.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (uGhsv)

99 Makes sense. The generational trauma DNA is just the flip side of the generational oppressor DNA.

Is there a racial or ethnic group perfectly poised on the edge of the knife, neither oppressed nor oppressor, with pristine DNA? Would have to be somewhere between Europe and Africa. The Maltese, maybe?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (Dm8we)

100 Also I don't know what's going on with this Gen Z - but I have a niece who has this same kind of purported "social anxiety" where she won't even come out of her room because even interacting with her family causes her too much stress. She lives her whole life on minecraft.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (QF6v2)

101 97 Relatively old clip already. Wasn't shown here before?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Yeah. Sometimes the jokes on the ONT get repeated too. That's what you get with an all-volunteer blog.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (KAi1n)

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The other guys aren't paid?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

102 but society has made victimhood and identity into currencies,

It's the product of Christianity and the counterfeiting of Christianity.

Jesus said the meek would inherit the Earth, thus Christianity prepared a world to argue the good cause over just who had power. And then the We'll-take-it-from-here atheists took over, and so now we get the counterfeit "meek".

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2023 03:09 PM (krQz2)

103 99 Is there a racial or ethnic group perfectly poised on the edge of the knife, neither oppressed nor oppressor, with pristine DNA? Would have to be somewhere between Europe and Africa. The Maltese, maybe?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (Dm8we)

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They raise valuable falcons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

104 Relatively old clip already. Wasn't shown here before?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Say, would you be interested in leading a class action lawsuit against the blog?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 03:09 PM (guGkK)

105 "You're acting like a white man!"

So would she have done this whole spiel if the cop was of a difference race? What about if the cop was a woman?

Posted by: Thrawn at November 13, 2023 03:09 PM (uGhsv)

106 wonder if this chick comes to terms with her own whiteness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:06 PM (d04cU)

Per the Dave Chappell race draft sketch, I would trade her to the Indian race to get Iron Eyes Cody back to white race.

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 03:09 PM (MNhXM)

107 The other guys aren't paid?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (GBKbO)
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They make it up in volume.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2023 03:09 PM (krQz2)

108 90 Maryanne Trump Barry, Donald Trump’s Elder Sister, dead at 86
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:07 PM (krqg6)

Wonder if they'll have her wake at the Beach Club.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 13, 2023 03:09 PM (QF6v2)

109 still laughing at this Philly Eater article - the dude is saying that restaurants in the city are closing because we're all not doing enough to help them.

he vows to not eat at home as much, rather eat out more and more to support them. and we all should too! I guess we're slackers, or poors - either way, we are to blame for all the fail

https://tinyurl.com/3ae48bwa

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (AcWfM)

110 The other guys aren't paid?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

I get a bonus for every top-ten post I make.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (zjgNU)

111 Shit-kicking confirmed:

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 11m
BREAKING: Hamas military wing spokesperson says told mediators that group is ready to release up to 70 women and children in exchange for a 5-day truce.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (krqg6)

112 We have a lot of Generational Trauma right here. Anything that gets fucked up is automatically the fault of Those Kids Nowadays. Nobody born in "our year" was ever a born loser, or voted the wrong people in for decades. Not one of us ever made a mistake until two drinks and the ONT. Then we make shit up.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 13, 2023 02:59 PM (4PZHB)

Show us on the doll where Ace touched you.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6)

113 Yeah. Sometimes the jokes on the ONT get repeated too. That's what you get with an all-volunteer blog.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (KAi1n)
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I demand reparations!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (bAJ1Y)

114 If I'm the cop my response to all her defenses would be "I don't care" followed by "here's your ticket"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (n+eLX)

115 Yeah. Sometimes the jokes on the ONT get repeated too. That's what you get with an all-volunteer blog.

Posted by: amy schumer at November 13, 2023 03:11 PM (krqg6)

116 Is there a racial or ethnic group perfectly poised on the edge of the knife, neither oppressed nor oppressor, with pristine DNA? Would have to be somewhere between Europe and Africa. The Maltese, maybe?

Sicilians

according to Dennis Hopper lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 13, 2023 03:11 PM (AcWfM)

117 100 Also I don't know what's going on with this Gen Z - but I have a niece who has this same kind of purported "social anxiety" where she won't even come out of her room because even interacting with her family causes her too much stress. She lives her whole life on minecraft.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 13, 2023

It's a contagion spread through Tik tok. All the cool kids have it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2023 03:11 PM (UYUKJ)

118 One branch of my family were minor Russian nobility (or prominent non-nobles - the family history is muddy)

Cool!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 13, 2023 03:11 PM (JrojV)

119 115 Yeah. Sometimes the jokes on the ONT get repeated too. That's what you get with an all-volunteer blog.
Posted by: amy schumer at November 13, 2023 03:11 PM (krqg6)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

120 I have generational trauma of my ancestors being chased by a Siberian tiger on the Caucasus plains.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 13, 2023 03:11 PM (R8uWY)

121 Relatively old clip already. Wasn't shown here before?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Say, would you be interested in leading a class action lawsuit against the blog?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 03:09 PM (guGkK)
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Comey gain?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM (bAJ1Y)

122 40 This wretched homely drunk has almost certainly played the "I can blow you" card before, but has been vigorously told "That's okay, chief."
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Which would be quite insensitive, seeing that she's indigenous.

Would that make her a brave sucker?

Posted by: Britney at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM (og5mY)

123 @TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING: Hamas military wing spokesperson says told mediators that group is ready to release up to 70 women and children in exchange for a 5-day truce.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (krqg6)
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I am pretty sure the terms Netanyahu set down were clear - *all* hostages.

Too bad Hamas killed some of them. Those hostages can't be returned, but I suspect Netanyahu will wait to tell them about that fundamental problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM (d04cU)

124 I made it through about 6 minutes, and now I can claim some kind of trauma. My favorite part:

Cop: "Any head trauma or TBI?"
Indigenous nonbinary persyn: "Mental..."

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM (aBJcM)

125 BREAKING: Hamas military wing spokesperson says told mediators that group is ready to release up to 70 women and children in exchange for a 5-day truce.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (krqg6)

PRO TIP: It didn't work for Himmler, so keep that cyanide capsule handy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM (guGkK)

126 Jesus said the meek would inherit the Earth, thus Christianity prepared a world to argue the good cause over just who had power. And then the We'll-take-it-from-here atheists took over, and so now we get the counterfeit "meek".
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2023 03:09 PM (krQz2)

Fun fact: Archimedes said that you had to drown the meek in a bath to see if they were real or not. This, in turn, led medieval peasants to attempt to build bridges out of suspected witches until Sir Bedevere showed them the error of their ways.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM (1Z8zZ)

127 70 Ululate. That'll fix anything.

ululate > vuvuzelate

Posted by: anachronda at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM (oY6Yp)

128 10 Relatively old clip already. Wasn't shown here before?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 13, 2023 02:53 PM (bAJ1Y)

I first came across this clip when "Better Bachelor" on YouTube discussed it 3 days ago, https://tinyurl.com/4fppm6ys .

Posted by: Thrawn at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM (uGhsv)

129 Unsolicited advice from Bitter Clinger:

Do not, I repeat DO NOT, begin watching body-cam videos on YouTube.

They are addictive and much like the Jerry Springer Show of the modern era.

Each one is more ridiculous than the last and you will find yourself asking later why you didn't spend the fleeting hours you have on earth listening to Wagner, reading a classic novel, worshipping your Holy Lord, gardening in your yard, writing a letter to a loved one or some other worthwhile human endeavor.

And then you will despise yourself as you break open a family sized bag of nacho cheese Doritos and a two liter of Kroger brand Dr. Wow soda while you settle in for two hours of body-cam binge watching.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM (l2fVr)

130 One branch of my family were minor Russian nobility (or prominent non-nobles - the family history is muddy)

Stroganoff?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 03:13 PM (guGkK)

131 The Goofy howl at 11:08 is going to be my new ring tone.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 13, 2023 03:13 PM (nnp+f)

132 126 Fun fact: Archimedes said that you had to drown the meek in a bath to see if they were real or not.

to see if they're made of wood?

Posted by: anachronda at November 13, 2023 03:13 PM (oY6Yp)

133 115 Yeah. Sometimes the jokes on the ONT get repeated too. That's what you get with an all-volunteer blog.
Posted by: amy schumer at November 13, 2023 03:11 PM (krqg6)

; )

Posted by: m at November 13, 2023 03:13 PM (aWeTk)

134 I guess we're slackers, or poors - either way, we are to blame for all the fail

https://tinyurl.com/3ae48bwa
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (AcWfM)

Yeah..take a family of 4 out couple times a week and be the poors

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 13, 2023 03:13 PM (/6GbT)

135 I've been pulled over three times in my life for speeding. Each time I was let go with a warning. I just didn't act like a dick. And no, I didn't give any blowjobs.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 13, 2023 03:02 PM (xPl2J)

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None since 1980's for me.

Hazard lights as soon as he lights me up. Slow down and look for a spot to pull over.

Hands on the wheel. Dome lights on. Wallet on the dash. Yes sir. No ma'am. Five speed warnings.

Busted for blowing a stop sign this summer and that was righteous. Probably going 10+ through it.

Posted by: rd at November 13, 2023 03:13 PM (yahWE)

136 Yikes. If that [insert freak label here] is representative of the current generation, we're certainly doomed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2023 03:13 PM (V8he0)

137 Yeah. Sometimes the jokes on the ONT get repeated too. That's what you get with an all-volunteer blog.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2023 03:08 PM (KAi1n)
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Generational trauma for cardboard level subscriptions.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 13, 2023 03:13 PM (Aufua)

138

There's probably plenty of guys ready to move her gunt out of the way and clean underneath it to have exciting sex with her.

Probably a lot of black guys.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 13, 2023 03:13 PM (UCNv1)

139 Modern day mating behaviour on display. She was telling the nice young policeman all of what passes for desirable qualities these days (mental, recent head trauma, social anxiety, etc.)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 13, 2023 03:14 PM (fs1hN)

140 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM (l2fVr)

I’m addicted to Court Cam right now.

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 03:14 PM (MNhXM)

141 That is funny to me

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2023 03:14 PM (fwDg9)

142 111
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 11m
BREAKING: Hamas military wing spokesperson says told mediators that group is ready to release up to 70 women and children in exchange for a 5-day truce.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (krqg6)

No.

--Bibi

Posted by: m at November 13, 2023 03:14 PM (aWeTk)

143 We have a lot of Generational Trauma right here. Anything that gets fucked up is automatically the fault of Those Kids Nowadays. Nobody born in "our year" was ever a born loser, or voted the wrong people in for decades. Not one of us ever made a mistake until two drinks and the ONT. Then we make shit up.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 13, 2023 02:59 PM (4PZHB)

Most of the screwing up of the country was done TO the kids nowadays.

Not sure where you're getting the idea that the morons blame the current mindless generation for the problems.

They are CERTAINLY a big problem, but they're responsible for problems going forward. The boomers and the "greatest generation" are responsible for the state we're in now.

Gen X (my generation) is currently the only hope for the future. (And since we're a bunch of slackers, this country is screwed.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 03:14 PM (zjgNU)

144 This wretched homely drunk has almost certainly played the "I can blow you" card before, but has been vigorously told "That's okay, chief."
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Which would be quite insensitive, seeing that she's indigenous.

Would that make her a brave sucker?
Posted by: Britney

Do it raw squaw in the backseat.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2023 03:14 PM (X98Jy)

145 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 48m
JUST IN - The Supreme Court says it's adopting an ethics code as the justices face criticism over undisclosed travel and gifts. - AP
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I'm guessing the leftists will turn out to be the worst offenders with any future rules and not Justice Thomas.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:15 PM (krqg6)

146 You can't blame a gal for tryin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 13, 2023 03:15 PM (RIvkX)

147 Show us on the doll where Ace touched you.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops

My day is complete. That there is HOF worthy.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at November 13, 2023 03:15 PM (eWtKL)

148 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM (l2fVr)

You tell me this *after* I saw the body cam clip from Law and Crime Network showing a stripper trying to seduce a cop and then proceeding to urinate herself in the squad car?

https://tinyurl.com/5972mev2

Posted by: Thrawn at November 13, 2023 03:15 PM (uGhsv)

149 Also I don't know what's going on with this Gen Z - b

the first generation to grow up on social media where victimhood is celebrated. they almost al claim some kind of "trauma"

they also think permed mullets are a good look on boys and crocs and pajama pants are appropriate gym wear

it's full-on clown world

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2023 03:16 PM (25k9m)

150 104 Relatively old clip already. Wasn't shown here before?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Say, would you be interested in leading a class action lawsuit against the blog?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 03:09 PM (guGkK)

I think the statute of limitations already ran on our most promising claim: IIED based on fat, nekkid ottoman man. But maybe this whole generational trauma angle is a way around it - CBD injured our future children.

Posted by: You could be entitled to compensation. at November 13, 2023 03:16 PM (CjGGv)

151 I’m addicted to Court Cam right now.
Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 03:14 PM (MNhXM)

My wife watches all sorts of police/court stuff and then tells me about it... whether I want her to or not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2023 03:16 PM (1Z8zZ)

152

Posted by: You could be entitled to compensation. at November 13, 2023 03:16 PM (CjGGv)

153 Can't we shoot them and collect a bounty?
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 13, 2023 02:59 PM (wrXPz)

$20 a scalp is the best I can do.

Posted by: Rick Harrison at November 13, 2023 03:16 PM (aD39U)

154 144 This wretched homely drunk has almost certainly played the "I can blow you" card before, but has been vigorously told "That's okay, chief."
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Which would be quite insensitive, seeing that she's indigenous.

Would that make her a brave sucker?
Posted by: Britney

Do it raw squaw in the backseat.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2023 03:14 PM (X98Jy)

It would make the cop an Indian giver

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 13, 2023 03:16 PM (N39Ws)

155 Anytime I hear somebody falsely use the PTSD excuse I would like to punch them in the throat. I have known a few Vets with very serious cases as a result of their service and it's not a pretty thing. Truth be known, I experienced a little dose of it and didn't realize it. Nothing dramatic, but enough to mess up things a bit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 13, 2023 03:16 PM (0EOe9)

156 Thanks. BOOM
Oh 5 days? I thought you said 5 minutes. My bad.

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2023 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

157 Legal Weed may not be the proximate cause of what’s going on but it’s definitely a contributing factor.

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 03:16 PM (MNhXM)

158 Don't know where that was but that was one patient cop.
BS around here lasts about one to, if you're good at it, two minutes.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2023 03:16 PM (Wj/z9)

159 ------------
I'm guessing the leftists will turn out to be the worst offenders with any future rules and not Justice Thomas.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:15 PM (krqg6)

It has been quietly circulated that when you buy airfare for the Wise Latina you'll need to reserve two seats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 03:17 PM (guGkK)

160 100 but I have a niece who has this same kind of purported "social anxiety" where she won't even come out of her room because even interacting with her family causes her too much stress.

i have a niece who came home from high school early the day after we buried her father because nobody at school would talk to her. when *i* went to school, days where nobody would talk to me were the *good* days.

Posted by: anachronda at November 13, 2023 03:17 PM (oY6Yp)

161 Bitter Clinger. My addiction is the discovery of Farscape. Binge watched 44 episodes. Would have continued except....deer season Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2023 03:17 PM (fani/)

162
still laughing at this Philly Eater article - the dude is saying that restaurants in the city are closing because we're all not doing enough to help them

Biden is in the White House because 80% of Philly peeps voted for him (plus 200,000 ballots of interesting origin) and I'm supposed to give a shit? Not gonna happen.

Move your restaurants out to the 'burbs and compete. That way you'll go broke twice.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 13, 2023 03:17 PM (enJYY)

163 And then you will despise yourself as you break open a family sized bag of nacho cheese Doritos and a two liter of Kroger brand Dr. Wow soda while you settle in for two hours of body-cam binge watching.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM

I went down that rabbit hole with courtroom videos of sovereign/free man/Moorish national types. It was...disturbingly entertaining.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2023 03:18 PM (aQy7p)

164 153 Can't we shoot them and collect a bounty?
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 13, 2023 02:59 PM (wrXPz)

$20 a scalp is the best I can do.
Posted by: Rick Harrison

you can't do better than downtown?

Posted by: anachronda at November 13, 2023 03:18 PM (oY6Yp)

165 I was blowing some leaves off the front yard this weekend and found a handful (altogether) of Halloween candy under the leaves. Some kids dropped some.

I got a snack while I was working, so not all bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:19 PM (d04cU)

166 >>>the first generation to grow up on social media where victimhood is celebrated. they almost al claim some kind of "trauma"
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Being born is a trauma, life is a trauma, get over it.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2023 03:20 PM (Wj/z9)

167 Ululate.
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Dat's what I told De-Nice and A-A-ron!

Posted by: Mr. Garvey at November 13, 2023 03:20 PM (krQz2)

168 I'm gonna have to watch overalls girl again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 13, 2023 03:20 PM (JrojV)

169 You tell me this *after* I saw the body cam clip from Law and Crime Network showing a stripper trying to seduce a cop and then proceeding to urinate herself in the squad car?

Ah, yes.

That is a classic.

A worthy watch, along with the Swiss model, Hooters waitress, attempts to bribe her way out of DUI by promising to take it all off for cops video.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 13, 2023 03:20 PM (l2fVr)

170 Every 22 year old has “anxiety” today.

Posted by: Montec at November 13, 2023 03:21 PM (P5BwU)

171 I look at it through the eyes of the people I grew up with in Scranton, Pennsylvania or Claymont, Delaware.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 02:56 PM (krqg6)

What a retard. Has he actually been to Scranton outside of a campaign event? There are nicer third-world shit holes.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 13, 2023 03:21 PM (GTqXr)

172 Indian: I want to remind you that I have bad social anxiety

Cop: Yea, you and me both.

Probably the best line in the video.

All of her childish attempts to get out of this were hard for me to watch as it was like listening to a grown Kindergartner. Was waiting for the cop to remind her of the possibility that her driving could have had her plowing in to other cars and killing people.

Posted by: Cheri at November 13, 2023 03:21 PM (oiNtH)

173 BREAKING: Hamas military wing spokesperson says told mediators that group is ready to release up to 70 women and children in exchange for a 5-day truce.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (krqg6)
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So the IDF's claim that lots and lots of scumbags are trapped in the tunnels is likely true.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 13, 2023 03:21 PM (sWM8x)

174 Epigenetic changes, or shifts in a person's DNA due to a traumatic experience, cause generational trauma, too.

Is this like how they found the "gay gene"?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2023 03:22 PM (XqcwY)

175 The whole concept of epigenetic changes in DNA is pretty controversial, isn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 03:23 PM (guGkK)

176 Is this like how they found the "gay gene"?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2023 03:22 PM (XqcwY)
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If they ever did find a "gay gene," they would either immediately ban testing for it, or they would ban abortion.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:23 PM (d04cU)

177 BREAKING: Hamas military wing spokesperson says told mediators that group is ready to release up to 70 women and children in exchange for a 5-day truce.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (krqg6)
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So the IDF's claim that lots and lots of scumbags are trapped in the tunnels is likely true.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 13, 2023 03:21 PM (sWM8x)
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If they were serious, the number would be 100s.

Sounds to me they want to spend hostages sparingly.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2023 03:23 PM (krQz2)

178 Was waiting for the cop to remind her of the possibility that her driving could have had her plowing in to other cars and killing people.

Yeah, I suspect drivers watching her come head at them going the wrong way felt a touch of anxiety too.

Posted by: Sir, my anxiety! at November 13, 2023 03:23 PM (CjGGv)

179 WTF do the Eagles and the Knights have in common?? I see they don't have the same owner/ownership.

Insider Corner @insiderscorner
Biden to Las Vegas Golden Knights: "Don't get the Philadelphia Eagles to leave and go 'cause I'll get divorced if that happens"

https://tinyurl.com/3yyajmrs
14 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:24 PM (krqg6)

180 I got a snack while I was working, so not all bad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:19 PM (d04cU)
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Depends if there was Milky Way.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 13, 2023 03:24 PM (RIvkX)

181 If they ever did find a "gay gene," they would either immediately ban testing for it, or they would ban abortion.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:23 PM (d04cU)

This, of course, assumes that they wouldn't just suppress the information.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2023 03:24 PM (1Z8zZ)

182 If I'm the cop my response to all her defenses would be "I don't care" followed by "here's your ticket"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (n+eLX)

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Your Honor and ladies and gentlemen of the jury; this officer was blatantly hostile to my client. Just listen to his cold uncaring voice repeatedly saying "I don't care" followed by "here's your ticket"!

These callous police officers must be punished and we demand you send a message with your verdict.

Posted by: rd at November 13, 2023 03:24 PM (kM41m)

183 "DNA changes take five digit thousands of years. Not two generations.
Posted by: rickb223"

I think it's not changes in the DNA just changes in which part gets expressed, usually because your mother starved or something when you were in the womb, is the idea.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 13, 2023 03:25 PM (ou9hh)

184 "Anytime I hear somebody falsely use the PTSD excuse I would like to punch them in the throat. I have known a few Vets with very serious cases as a result of their service and it's not a pretty thing. "

Oh God, me too. Fuck these whiny, soft bodied losers. This country really didn't even recognize PTSD until the 80s, and that was because Vietnam vets were often shown as ticking time bombs in the movies. How many guys before them never got the help they needed? Most refused to even talk about it.

Posted by: UGAdawg at November 13, 2023 03:25 PM (tRd71)

185 Years ago I was driving home from a concert so it was quite late. There were almost no other cars on the road.

I was stone sober as I hadn't had anything to drink that night, but I was kind of tired.

I was driving in the middle lane of a three lane highway. And suddenly I saw lights coming towards me in the left most lane. I barely had time to really understand what was happening though because our closing speed was 120MPH or so. Fortunately since I was in the middle lane the person driving the wrong way did not collide with me - and a collision at that speed would be very, very bad.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2023 03:26 PM (XqcwY)

186 Oh God, me too. Fuck these whiny, soft bodied losers. This country really didn't even recognize PTSD until the 80s, and that was because Vietnam vets were often shown as ticking time bombs in the movies. How many guys before them never got the help they needed? Most refused to even talk about it.

A couple of guys got slaps from Patton because of it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 13, 2023 03:26 PM (JrojV)

187 BREAKING: Hamas military wing spokesperson says told mediators that group is ready to release up to 70 women and children in exchange for a 5-day truce.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (krqg6)
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So the IDF's claim that lots and lots of scumbags are trapped in the tunnels is likely true.

Sounds like they need 5 days to dig their compatriots out of the collapsed tunnels. I say "nay, nay".

Posted by: Archimedes at November 13, 2023 03:26 PM (I/Qkd)

188 This underwear-clad redhead's plutocrat husband has a driver on staff, so she never has to worry about being pulled over:
https://is.gd/QIYOvG

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:26 PM (d04cU)

189 Bitter Clinger. My addiction is the discovery of Farscape. Binge watched 44 episodes. Would have continued except....deer season Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2023 03:17 PM (fani/)

Lately, I'm frequently watching YT videos of Sam Shamoun savagely debating Muslim scholars.

His ability to cite the Koran, Hadith and Holy Scripture, all from memory is mesmerizing to me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 13, 2023 03:26 PM (l2fVr)

190 So the IDF's claim that lots and lots of scumbags are trapped in the tunnels is likely true.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 13, 2023 03:21 PM (sWM8x)

Trapped! Oh no!

Anyway

Posted by: Just Lily at November 13, 2023 03:26 PM (Aufua)

191 So Mr. Newsom where are all the hobos?

Posted by: Xi Jinping at November 13, 2023 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

192 They kill enough Hamas fast enough they'll surrender hostages in exchange for their lives.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2023 03:27 PM (Wj/z9)

193 If they ever did find a "gay gene," they would either immediately ban testing for it, or they would ban abortion.

Of course they never will.

While there is some veritably we basically know what makes people gay - and that's why they want to normalize grooming...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2023 03:27 PM (XqcwY)

194 https://is.gd/QIYOvG

This must be red head day.

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 03:27 PM (MNhXM)

195 Oh God, me too. Fuck these whiny, soft bodied losers. This country really didn't even recognize PTSD until the 80s, and that was because Vietnam vets were often shown as ticking time bombs in the movies. How many guys before them never got the help they needed? Most refused to even talk about it.

It was previously known as "shell shock" in or after World War II. It's one of those things that has been around for a long time, but we're better at noticing, describing and generally dealing with it.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 13, 2023 03:27 PM (l8gTz)

196 This underwear-clad redhead's plutocrat husband has a driver on staff, so she never has to worry about being pulled over:
https://is.gd/QIYOvG

She cuts the crusts off her sandwich. I already like her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 03:27 PM (guGkK)

197 "I told you it's passed on like genes."

there may be a tiny bit of genetics involved, but mostly the Grievance Industry must be carefully taught. Mostly a nurture not nature thang. But it does seem to be generational in certain races and families.

Warren the squaw grew up to become a senator, thanks to her high cheekbones and imagined oppression.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2023 03:28 PM (Cus5s)

198 This underwear-clad redhead's plutocrat husband has a driver on staff, so she never has to worry about being pulled over:
https://is.gd/QIYOvG

Too much eye makeup, false eyelashes, and a pierced navel. No thanks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 13, 2023 03:28 PM (JrojV)

199 6...Of course, the multitude of white people whose ancestors suffered unbelievable trauma in the past are not allowed to claim it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 02:52 PM (zjgNU)

My ancestors came to this country on a boat. I'm STILL seasick!

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at November 13, 2023 03:28 PM (Rbu5d)

200 While there is some veritably we basically know what makes people gay

Crocs?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 03:28 PM (guGkK)

201 Before the Europeans came the Indians were torturing, raping, and killing each other.

Because that's what uncivilized people do.

I've read about how the northeastern Indians handled prisoners and...why the hell would you not just fight to the death.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2023 03:29 PM (XqcwY)

202 Epigenetic changes, or shifts in a person's DNA due to a traumatic experience, cause generational trauma, too.

Is this like how they found the "gay gene"?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2023 03:22 PM (XqcwY)

Hadn't thought of that horseshit in a long time. But yeah, probably.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 13, 2023 03:29 PM (BdMk6)

203 If they were serious, the number would be 100s.

Sounds to me they want to spend hostages sparingly.
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2023 03:23 PM (krQz2)

Or there aren't all that many still alive.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 13, 2023 03:29 PM (Aufua)

204 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 15m
The Israeli military and government has indication that a pregnant Israeli abducted woman gave birth while in Gaza while held by Hamas.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:29 PM (krqg6)

205 While there is some veritably we basically know what makes people gay

Cocaine and child molestation.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 13, 2023 03:29 PM (l2fVr)

206 Or there aren't all that many still alive.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 13, 2023 03:29 PM (Aufua)
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Very possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:30 PM (d04cU)

207 "This country really didn't even recognize PTSD until the 80s, "

... because before then they called it "combat fatigue" or "shell shock"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 13, 2023 03:30 PM (ou9hh)

208 "All the groups and categories i so fiercely identify with are each individually so god damn stupid they don't know to not get schnockered and drive the wrong way on the road!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2023 03:30 PM (9UlRk)

209 and a pierced navel. No thanks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
.......

Glad I'm not the only guy around here who hates those things.

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2023 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

210 The whole concept of epigenetic changes in DNA is pretty controversial, isn't it?

My daughter has a PhD in genomics and works in the field. She doesn't see them as controversial, i.e., are they real?

Per CDC (yeah, I know):
Your genes play an important role in your health, but so do your behaviors and environment, such as what you eat and how physically active you are. Epigenetics is the study of how your behaviors and environment can cause changes that affect the way your genes work. Unlike genetic changes, epigenetic changes are reversible and do not change your DNA sequence, but they can change how your body reads a DNA sequence.

Gene expression refers to how often or when proteins are created from the instructions within your genes. While genetic changes can alter which protein is made, epigenetic changes affect gene expression to turn genes “on” and “off.” Since your environment and behaviors, such as diet and exercise, can result in epigenetic changes, it is easy to see the connection between your genes and your behaviors and environment.

https://tinyurl.com/2kvfc5f5

Posted by: Archimedes at November 13, 2023 03:31 PM (I/Qkd)

211 Of course, the multitude of white people whose ancestors suffered unbelievable trauma in the past are not allowed to claim it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 13, 2023 02:52 PM (zjgNU)

My ancestors came to this country on a boat. I'm STILL seasick!
Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at November 13, 2023 03:28 PM (Rbu5d)

LOL. Good one. Gonna use it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 13, 2023 03:31 PM (BdMk6)

212 The gay affectation is present across the world and ethnicities. That’s the circumstantial evidence that makes me believe that someone is possibly born gay.

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 03:31 PM (MNhXM)

213
If she has to hide her sandwich in a suitcase, trim the crust, and a belly button piercing? No way. Be better Joe.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 13, 2023 03:31 PM (enJYY)

214 Genius Governor Gavin and Genius Mayor London laughed when they admitted cleaning up the city for their Chinese masters. They laughed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 13, 2023 03:31 PM (RIvkX)

215 128 10 Relatively old clip already. Wasn't shown here before?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 13, 2023 02:53 PM (bAJ1Y)

I first came across this clip when "Better Bachelor" on YouTube discussed it 3 days ago, https://tinyurl.com/4fppm6ys .
Posted by: Thrawn at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM (uGhsv)

Thanks!

Posted by: m at November 13, 2023 03:31 PM (aWeTk)

216 While there is some veritably we basically know what makes people gay

Sid and Marty Krofft productions.

Posted by: H.R. Pufnstuf Indeed! at November 13, 2023 03:32 PM (CjGGv)

217 115 Yeah. Sometimes the jokes on the ONT get repeated too. That's what you get with an all-volunteer blog.
Posted by: amy schumer at November 13, 2023 03:11 PM (krqg6)

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Because their supporters are stupid, those who don't support them are trapped, and there are no serious challenges to their power.

Their contempt is out in the open because they don't have to worry for their positions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

218 Fortunately since I was in the middle lane the person driving the wrong way did not collide with me - and a collision at that speed would be very, very bad.

Yep. Never drive in the leftmost lane at night unless you can see the taillights of the car ahead of you.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 13, 2023 03:32 PM (nfrXX)

219 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 3h
Video shows massive crack emanating steam in the center of Grindavik town of #Iceland as the Island nation braces for a potential volcanic eruption.

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 3h
Eruption event happening at Mount Etna Volcano Sicily Italy.

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 2h
Massive plumes of smoke rising from Popocatépetl volcano this morning.
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Shit! There go my Justin-issued carbon credits!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:33 PM (krqg6)

220 "That's OK chief"...so obviously it's repect for her Indigeonessness. Nice touch.

Posted by: Ortho Petey at November 13, 2023 03:33 PM (DZwT/)

221 Posted by: H.R. Pufnstuf

Yeah, there were no drugs involved in the production of THAT show./

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 13, 2023 03:33 PM (JrojV)

222 I wonder how we would characterize the lives of tribal people where not only did you have to worry about wild animals killing you every time you went hunting or gathering you also had to worry about the neighboring tribe doing it as well...or sneaking into your village and murdering you.

In the case of the Pacific Northwest indians a favorite tactic was to sneak into a neighboring village at night, set fire to a dwelling and then spear anyone to death that ran out of it ...and then just sneak back out before the village could react. Talk about fearing things that go bump in the night.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2023 03:33 PM (XqcwY)

223 America is an exceptional place because it has over the years, through trial, experiment, hard work and tribulation determined the best way to build a society. It didn't become that way through conquest, prejudice, theft or any of the many inventive, mendacious excuses liberals have built for their dummies. That's the reason we have one of the most brilliant and wealthy places on the planet. Our greatest asset, at least was, our intellectual capital and people determined to be the best and the brightest. Now look at this poor excuse for a human being. This is what the third world has brought to bear- a maladjusted, dumb, dependent grievance peddler who aptly shows money isn't the reason the third world is so inferior, it's their desire to remain a patron of the mentally superior, productive contributors whom they've attempted to emulate not through hard work or accomplishment, but through theft. What an oxygen thief.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2023 03:33 PM (Nhvp0)

224 Now a belly button piercing is a bridge too far?

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 03:33 PM (MNhXM)

225 Before the Europeans came the Indians were torturing, raping, and killing each other.

Because that's what uncivilized people do.

I've read about how the northeastern Indians handled prisoners and...why the hell would you not just fight to the death.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2023 03:29 PM (XqcwY)

Skinning them alive; burying them alive; beheading; boiling; roasting; raping; cutting off dicks. Hamas had nothing on theses guys.

Posted by: LASue at November 13, 2023 03:34 PM (5MZNC)

226 They ought to give out a ticket just for the uptalking.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 13, 2023 03:34 PM (lTGtQ)

227 "219 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 3h
Video shows massive crack emanating steam in the center of Grindavik town of #Iceland as the Island nation braces for a potential volcanic eruption.

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 3h
Eruption event happening at Mount Etna Volcano Sicily Italy.

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 2h
Massive plumes of smoke rising from Popocatépetl volcano this morning."

Because that's just what we needed this decade: another volcano-induced Year Without A Summer.

Hope you've stocked up a year's worth of provisions, and enough seed for the summer after.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 13, 2023 03:34 PM (ou9hh)

228 I thought generational trauma was more like cycles of abuse. Great-granddad was a nasty, vicious, violent drunk who beat the fuck out of his wife and kids, so Granddad was a nasty, vicious, violent drunk who beat the fuck out of his wife and kids so dad was a nasty, vicious, violent drunk who beat the fuck out of his wife and kids, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Learn something new every day around here at November 13, 2023 03:34 PM (HBnmy)

229 188 This underwear-clad redhead's plutocrat husband has a driver on staff, so she never has to worry about being pulled over:
https://is.gd/QIYOvG
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:26 PM (d04cU)

I would give her oral pleasure

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 13, 2023 03:34 PM (xcxpd)

230 219 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 2h
Massive plumes of smoke rising from Popocatépetl volcano this morning.
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Shit! There go my Justin-issued carbon credits!!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:33 PM (krqg6)

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This wouldn't be happening if Florida would pass a cap and trade mechanism for energy.

This is all DeSantis' fault.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

231 217 115 Yeah. Sometimes the jokes on the ONT get repeated too. That's what you get with an all-volunteer blog.
Posted by: amy schumer at November 13, 2023 03:11 PM (krqg6)

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Because their supporters are stupid, those who don't support them are trapped, and there are no serious challenges to their power.

Their contempt is out in the open because they don't have to worry for their positions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

lol

Posted by: This is either cut and paste error or one of the funniest meta-jokes ever. at November 13, 2023 03:35 PM (CjGGv)

232 220 "That's OK chief"...so obviously it's repect for her Indigeonessness. Nice touch.

She should have offered to ride his scrotum pole.

Posted by: Britney at November 13, 2023 03:35 PM (og5mY)

233 Posted by: H.R. Pufnstuf

Yeah, there were no drugs involved in the production of THAT show./
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Blow on THIS flute, Witchey-poo.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2023 03:35 PM (X98Jy)

234 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

235 Now a belly button piercing is a bridge too far?

Always has been for me. I don't even like earrings, but at least they're a traditional form of adornment. Piercings anywhere but the ears are straight out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (JrojV)

236 and a pierced navel. No thanks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
.......

Glad I'm not the only guy around here who hates those things.
Posted by: wth at November 13, 2023 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
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*raises hand*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (ScR16)

237 Genius Governor Gavin and Genius Mayor London laughed when they admitted cleaning up the city for their Chinese masters. They laughed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 13, 2023 03:31 PM (RIvkX)
......

I'd laugh if Xi said he wanted to stay for a week. Where did Gavin put all the hobos, in hotels?

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

238
My ancestors came to this country on a boat. I'm STILL seasick!

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at November 13, 2023 03:28 PM (Rbu5d)

LOL. Good one. Gonna use it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 13, 2023 03:31 PM (BdMk6)

Me too! Lol.

Posted by: Ortho Petey at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (DZwT/)

239 At least she pulled over.

Pulled...heh heh, pulled

Posted by: torabora at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (T7CeC)

240 "’Generational trauma’ is passed from parent to child, like genes. It's a way for people who claim to be minorities to claim that any hardship experienced by distant ancestors is their own hardship.“

So…it’s like stolen valor for retards and cowards.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Arik at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (sJSth)

241 222 To this day, members of the Choctaw Nation will use a shaved deck when members of the Cherokee Nation visit their casinos. Cherokees retaliate with loaded dice and fixed slots.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (0EOe9)

242 201 Before the Europeans came the Indians were torturing, raping, and killing each other

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Hate speech!! Before the white oppressors arrived on these shores, natives were peaceful people living an organically sustainable lifestyle with love for their neighbors and respect for women and LGBTQ+ Members of society.
- Text Books

Posted by: Montec at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (P5BwU)

243 From the beaches of Normandy to a literal insane asylum ... in less than 80 years.

Make the Second Turning Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (yF3jG)

244 The more this shit is allowed by society, the sooner it takes over society.

Millennials are lazy f*cks, by in large, and will do anything to get out of working, including using such excuses. The more society accepts the wack bullshit from the left, the more others in society will use it.

We're screwed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2023 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

245 Now a belly button piercing is a bridge too far?

Always has been for me. I don't even like earrings, but at least they're a traditional form of adornment. Piercings anywhere but the ears are straight out.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (JrojV)

Belly button jewelry has been around for thousands of years.

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 03:37 PM (MNhXM)

246 242 Hate speech!! Before the white oppressors arrived on these shores, natives were peaceful people living an organically sustainable lifestyle with love for their neighbors and respect for women and LGBTQ+ Members of society.
- Text Books
Posted by: Montec at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (P5BwU)

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And they were breeding horses for their horse cultures thousands of years before horses even made it to the continent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

247 To continue, this is a fourth graders excuse list, sanitized to look like an adult creation by the addition of terms that sound plausibly mature, but in actuality are casuistic.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2023 03:38 PM (Nhvp0)

248 This underwear-clad redhead's plutocrat husband has a driver on staff, so she never has to worry about being pulled over:

Well, at least she's not doing "magic underwear" conservative commentary on politics, and is just living her best life now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 03:38 PM (RSbhh)

249 I'm afraid of white people and you're "intimidating" me by "being a white man" (yes, those are quotes)

Try, as a white person, saying this to a black officer and see how far it gets you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2023 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

250 Daily Mail has pictures of the Coke Hunter left at the White House and where it was hidden

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 13, 2023 03:39 PM (dKiJG)

251 "It's Lysenkoism for Grievance Politics."

Bravo, Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 13, 2023 03:39 PM (hXr4C)

252 The more this shit is allowed by society, the sooner it takes over society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2023 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
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And that is the counter-point to "as much liberty as possible".

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2023 03:39 PM (krQz2)

253 She should have offered to ride his scrotum pole.

Posted by: Britney at November 13, 2023 03:35 PM (og5mY)

Lol. He might have squawked about it.

Posted by: Ortho Petey at November 13, 2023 03:39 PM (DZwT/)

254 241 222 To this day, members of the Choctaw Nation will use a shaved deck when members of the Cherokee Nation visit their casinos. Cherokees retaliate with loaded dice and fixed slots.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (0EOe9)

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Kicks the roulette wheel stop button farther under the table.

Posted by: Lakota Nation at November 13, 2023 03:39 PM (Aufua)

255 Belly button jewelry has been around for thousands of years.

Not in the West. Because traditional morality forbade a woman to display her midriff, what would have been the point?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 13, 2023 03:39 PM (JrojV)

256 Well, at least she's not doing "magic underwear" conservative commentary on politics, and is just living her best life now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 03:38 PM (RSbhh)
++++
Oh, she's *also* deeply conservative, but that wasn't relevant...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:39 PM (d04cU)

257
203 If they were serious, the number would be 100s.

Sounds to me they want to spend hostages sparingly.
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2023 03:23 PM (krQz2)

Or there aren't all that many still alive.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 13, 2023 03:29 PM (Aufua)

204 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 15m
The Israeli military and government has indication that a pregnant Israeli abducted woman gave birth while in Gaza while held by Hamas.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:29 PM (krqg6)

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Sounds like the Barbarian Tribe is in the "Every Homicidal Maniac for himself" phase.

Posted by: rd at November 13, 2023 03:39 PM (kM41m)

258 Belly button jewelry has been around for thousands of years.
Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 03:37 PM (MNhXM)
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So has cholera.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 13, 2023 03:40 PM (ScR16)

259 Fellow lived across the street was radioman on three ships.
He heard the torpedoes coming each time.
Shell shocked, think that was a WWI term and they had a term for it after CWI. Romans probably had a term for it.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2023 03:40 PM (Wj/z9)

260 Do you all really want to take away abortion as an option from this creature? Think about it my peeps.

Posted by: Montec at November 13, 2023 03:40 PM (P5BwU)

261 129...And then you will despise yourself as you break open a family sized bag of nacho cheese Doritos and a two liter of Kroger brand Dr. Wow soda while you settle in for two hours of body-cam binge watching.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 13, 2023 03:12 PM (l2fVr)

Oddly specific...😂

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at November 13, 2023 03:40 PM (Rbu5d)

262 And they were breeding horses for their horse cultures thousands of years before horses even made it to the continent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

I see you're familiar with the modern day Sioux

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 13, 2023 03:41 PM (xcxpd)

263 And they were breeding horses for their horse cultures thousands of years before horses even made it to the continent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I have been reading some fascinating history on indians and horses. There was no horse culture east of the Mississippi; horses came to the indians after the Pueblo revolt, when the Pueblo, who had been trained by Spaniards in the southwest as squires killed their masters, and took the horses, to later trade them to the plains tribes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 13, 2023 03:41 PM (lTGtQ)

264 Jake in The Blues Brothers did it better.

https://tinyurl.com/2dnkzre2

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2023 03:41 PM (Cus5s)

265 Hate speech!! Before the white oppressors arrived on these shores, natives were peaceful people living an organically sustainable lifestyle with love for their neighbors and respect for women and LGBTQ+ Members of society.
- Text Books
Posted by: Montec at November 13, 2023 03:36 PM (P5BwU)
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Ahem. Central Asians who exterminated the Olmecs who were probably Maori-Pacific-Islander-related earlier settlers on this continent.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2023 03:41 PM (krQz2)

266 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2023 03:39 PM (d04cU)

Oh, ever hopeful Mannix.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 03:41 PM (RSbhh)

267 Link to the Daily Mail article about Hunter’s Coke, it was in a locker
https://tinyurl.com/2tdjnxc4

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 13, 2023 03:41 PM (dKiJG)

268 262 And they were breeding horses for their horse cultures thousands of years before horses even made it to the continent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

I see you're familiar with the modern day Sioux
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 13, 2023 03:41 PM (xcxpd)

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There's a deleted scene in Dances With Wolves where Dunbar describes seeing them scalp some buffalo hunters who didn't use all of the buffalo. We don't see the scalping, though, for some reason. And it was cut.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

269
Each time I was let go with a warning. I just didn't act like a dick. And no, I didn't give any blowjobs.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 13, 2023 03:02 PM (xPl2J)

Riiiiiiiiiiight....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2023 03:42 PM (n+4am)

270 Belly button jewelry has been around for thousands of years.
Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 03:37 PM (MNhXM)
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So has cholera.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 13, 2023 03:40 PM (ScR16)
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So has ring around the cholera.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 13, 2023 03:42 PM (bAJ1Y)

271 220 "That's OK chief"...so obviously it's repect for her Indigeonessness. Nice touch.
Posted by: Ortho Petey at November 13, 2023 03:33 PM (DZwT/)

LOL

Posted by: m at November 13, 2023 03:42 PM (aWeTk)

272 Now a belly button piercing is a bridge too far?

Back in college I knew a pretty blonde girl that got one she was very, very proud of and couldn't stop from showing it off.

I was having lunch with a different male friend that didn't know her as belly girl walked into the cafeteria and thinking of a great prank I flagged her over to have lunch with us.

After introducing the two I quickly turned the conversation to her piercing but made very sire to not say what kind of piercing it was. She asked me male friend if he wanted to see it and he was about to say no as she stood up and grabbed the bottom of her shirt and started pulling it up.

At this point my male friend just started babbling while focusing his eyes on belly girl. And of course...she only pulled her shirt up far enough to show her belly button. Realizing now she had NOT pierced something further up I could see the look of annoyance on my male friend's face...and as belly girl asked if he liked it he let out any annoyed "oh yeah its great"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2023 03:42 PM (XqcwY)

273 254 Kicks the roulette wheel stop button... Thanks great spirit for no pesky state gaming commission agents allowed in big teepee.

Potawatamie Nation

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 13, 2023 03:43 PM (0EOe9)

274 Aren't millennials people born between 1981 and 1996? How could all of them be lazy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 03:44 PM (RSbhh)

275 "Well, you will probably not be surprised to discover that she does not have the classic indicia of sexual desirability. This wretched homely drunk has almost certainly played the "I can blow you" card before, but has been vigorously told "That's okay, chief."

The Singularity of Cruelty has been achieved.

Posted by: Zek at November 13, 2023 03:44 PM (5FPX4)

276 There's a deleted scene in Dances With Wolves where Dunbar describes seeing them scalp some buffalo hunters who didn't use all of the buffalo. We don't see the scalping, though, for some reason. And it was cut.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

I blame the French.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 13, 2023 03:45 PM (xcxpd)

277 I’ve been pulled over mucho mucho times. But only 4 tickets ever. Just be polite don’t make bullshit excuses while you’re speeding (they’ve heard ‘em all) and good chance it’s just a warning.

Posted by: Montec at November 13, 2023 03:45 PM (P5BwU)

278 Daily Mail reports there are 500 known cocaine users in the White House according to the FBI.

😂

Posted by: torabora at November 13, 2023 03:45 PM (T7CeC)

279 >>Sid and Marty Krofft productions.

I was fully inoculated by total absorption of Mad Magazine at the time

Posted by: DanMan at November 13, 2023 03:45 PM (8uzBS)

280
She started by saying, "I'm a white, Christian male and can do whatever I want in this land of white patriarchial supremacy," right?

Right?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 13, 2023 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

We have white male privilege. We're going to have to ask you to take of all of your clothes.

Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at November 13, 2023 03:45 PM (n+4am)

281 That sweatbeast's car seat probably smells like rancid urine.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2023 03:45 PM (l10hq)

282 Dances with Wolves is a very pretty movie with very obvious revisionist propaganda.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 13, 2023 03:45 PM (xcxpd)

283 Aren't millennials people born between 1981 and 1996? How could all of them be lazy?

Boomers haven't updated their software yet. It's Gen Z or Zoomers that are the lazy young people now

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2023 03:46 PM (25k9m)

284 But first...
No, on second thought, just go.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at November 13, 2023 03:46 PM (hqVaF)

285 274 Aren't millennials people born between 1981 and 1996? How could all of them be lazy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 03:44 PM (RSbhh)

Are you new to internet generalizations? 😃

Posted by: Montec at November 13, 2023 03:46 PM (P5BwU)

286 Link to the Daily Mail article about Hunter’s Coke, it was in a locker
https://tinyurl.com/2tdjnxc4
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 13, 2023 03:41 PM (dKiJG)

That's not even enough for one line.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at November 13, 2023 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

287 It's just medicine. If you worked here, you would need a line now and then too.

Give me a break, Man.

Posted by: White House Cocaine User at November 13, 2023 03:47 PM (T7CeC)

288 29 President Biden @POTUS 5h
I don’t look at the economy through the eyes of Wall Street and Park Avenue.

I look at it through the eyes of the people I grew up with in Scranton, Pennsylvania or Claymont, Delaware.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 02:56 PM (krqg6)

Give us specifics about those eyes, Joe. Are they the eyes of gays, Puerto Ricans, whites, blacks, coal miners, Jews, Poles, Catholics, used car salesmen, or the Irish?

Posted by: Gref at November 13, 2023 03:47 PM (5fDan)

289 Aren't millennials people born between 1981 and 1996? How could all of them be lazy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 03:44 PM (RSbhh)

Exceptions prove the rule.

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 03:47 PM (MNhXM)

290 Aren't millennials people born between 1981 and 1996? How could all of them be lazy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 03:44 PM (RSbhh)

I didn't say all. I said 'by in large' meaning there's a lot of them that are. They think because they've had the internet for most of their lives, they're smarter than everyone and have every anxiety known to man and can't possibly be expected to do anything without getting triggered by it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2023 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

291 I saw Classic Indicia of Sexual Desirability open for the Tramp Stamps at the Redneck Riviera Bar & BBQ in Nashville around 2020.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 13, 2023 03:48 PM (Ktk7g)

292 Give us specifics about those eyes, Joe. Are they the eyes of gays, Puerto Ricans, whites, blacks, coal miners, Jews, Poles, Catholics, used car salesmen, or the Irish?
Posted by: Gref at November 13, 2023 03:47 PM (5fDan)
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Don't forget that the eyes are blurred by coal dust falling out of the sky.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 13, 2023 03:48 PM (ScR16)

293 Aren't millennials people born between 1981 and 1996? How could all of them be lazy?

Boomers haven't updated their software yet. It's Gen Z or Zoomers that are the lazy young people now

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2023 03:46 PM (25k9m)

Boomer takes notes....whats software?

Posted by: Ortho Petey at November 13, 2023 03:48 PM (DZwT/)

294 I didn't know about this story before running across it just now, but a baby named Indi Gregory in the UK was sentenced to euthanasia because it would cost the NHS too much to fix her problem. The Italian government then offered to get the work done for free in Italy and the UK government refused to let them leave the UK because they wanted to ensure that the baby would die and not cost NHS any money in the future. I have no words.

https://tinyurl.com/4427zw9u

Posted by: Ian S. at November 13, 2023 03:49 PM (2ocoG)

295 It's Gen Z or Zoomers that are the lazy young people now
Posted by: brak at November 13, 2023 03:46 PM (25k9m)

GenX here and yeah they’re kinda lazy. Definitely not motivated.

Posted by: Montec at November 13, 2023 03:49 PM (P5BwU)

296 President Biden @POTUS 5h
I don’t look at the economy through the eyes of Wall Street and Park Avenue.

I look at it through the eyes of the people I grew up with in Scranton, Pennsylvania or Claymont, Delaware.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 02:56 PM (krqg6)

If this were true, Joe, you'd know you've brought upon us the worst economy since Jimmy Carter. But you don't, so AGAIN, you're LYING.

Lying sack of shit......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2023 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

297 9 She started by saying, "I'm a white, Christian male and can do whatever I want in this land of white patriarchial supremacy," right?

Right?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni

There's actually a video of a pair of dumb white kids basically trying this tactic posted on YouTube. It didn't go well for them.

https://tinyurl.com/484mx2sn

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 13, 2023 03:49 PM (JCZqz)

298 Give us specifics about those eyes, Joe. Are they the eyes of gays, Puerto Ricans, whites, blacks, coal miners, Jews, Poles, Catholics, used car salesmen, or the Irish?

Posted by: Gref at November 13, 2023 03:47 PM (5fDan)
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Yes.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at November 13, 2023 03:49 PM (krQz2)

299 Every morning, I have to line them all up. Nobody here thinks for themselves. It's like they're retarded or something.

Posted by: Jill Biden at November 13, 2023 03:49 PM (T7CeC)

300 Aren't millennials people born between 1981 and 1996? How could all of them be lazy?

Boomers haven't updated their software yet. It's Gen Z or Zoomers that are the lazy young people now

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2023 03:46 PM (25k9m)

Boomer takes notes....whats software?
Posted by: Ortho Petey at November 13, 2023 03:48 PM (DZwT/)
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Hardware reset. Push the end of a paperclip into the small hole at the base of your neck.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 13, 2023 03:50 PM (ScR16)

301 I didn't know about this story before running across it just now, but a baby named Indi Gregory in the UK was sentenced to euthanasia because it would cost the NHS too much to fix her problem. The Italian government then offered to get the work done for free in Italy and the UK government refused to let them leave the UK because they wanted to ensure that the baby would die and not cost NHS any money in the future. I have no words.

https://tinyurl.com/4427zw9u
Posted by: Ian S. at November 13, 2023 03:49 PM (2ocoG)

This is the shit that a few dozen murders would fix. If you were a healthy society.

Posted by: Rick Harrison at November 13, 2023 03:50 PM (aD39U)

302 Boomer takes notes....whats software?
Posted by: Ortho Petey at November 13, 2023 03:48 PM (DZwT/)

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Underwear laundered with extra fabric softener.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 13, 2023 03:50 PM (Aufua)

303 292 My Mom. "Don't look at me with those eyes again Billy. The Dagos call that Malocchio!".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 13, 2023 03:51 PM (0EOe9)

304 Dances with Wolves is a very pretty movie with very obvious revisionist propaganda.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 13, 2023 03:45 PM (xcxpd)

Yup.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 13, 2023 03:51 PM (BdMk6)

305 302 Boomer takes notes....whats software?
Posted by: Ortho Petey at November 13, 2023 03:48 PM (DZwT/)

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Underwear laundered with extra fabric softener.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 13, 2023 03:50 PM (Aufua)

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Very niiize. Eeez next.....sviwmwear.....

Posted by: Soviet MC Woman at November 13, 2023 03:53 PM (N3zMI)

306 The funny part about the MuhBoomers stuff is how boomers kinda don’t matter anymore. By and late boomers are retired and don’t influence much. All the hate now should be at GenX who is running shit. The big bad boss you hate cuz he’s a boomer isn’t a boomer.

And yes I know Biden is old and so is Trump. But even for them the people who actually run things (and will if Trump wins) are people in their 40s and 50s not people in their 70s.

Posted by: Montec at November 13, 2023 03:53 PM (P5BwU)

307 I speak for the whole town when I say when Joe comes around, we don't tell him shit, because he's dumb as a post and wouldn't understand anyway.

Posted by: Claymont, Delaware Mayor at November 13, 2023 03:53 PM (hqVaF)

308 My Mom. "Don't look at me with those eyes again Billy. The Dagos call that Malocchio!".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 13, 2023 03:51 PM (0EOe9)

Heh.

That reminds me of one meme posted on Powerlineblog's Week in Pictures:

https://www.powerlineblog.com/ed-
assets/2023/11/download-2.jpg

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 13, 2023 03:54 PM (/HDaX)

309 294 Maybe Luftflotte 2 could make a comeback.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 13, 2023 03:55 PM (0EOe9)

310 I didn't know about this story before running across it just now, but a baby named Indi Gregory in the UK was sentenced to euthanasia because it would cost the NHS too much to fix her problem. The Italian government then offered to get the work done for free in Italy and the UK government refused to let them leave the UK because they wanted to ensure that the baby would die and not cost NHS any money in the future. I have no words.

https://tinyurl.com/4427zw9u
Posted by: Ian S. at November 13, 2023 03:49 PM (2ocoG)

It's just a live abortion. It's well documented in this country too. And they tell us not to get upset about it. The government knows best.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 13, 2023 03:55 PM (BdMk6)

311 The funny part about the MuhBoomers stuff is how boomers kinda don’t matter anymore.

except in the comments section...

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2023 03:56 PM (25k9m)

312 It's just a live abortion. It's well documented in this country too. And they tell us not to get upset about it. The government knows best.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 13, 2023 03:55 PM (BdMk6)
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Same thing was done to Baby Adam (IIRR) a few years ago.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 13, 2023 03:56 PM (ScR16)

313 Death panels for the win.

Posted by: Montec at November 13, 2023 03:58 PM (P5BwU)

314 298 Give us specifics about those eyes, Joe. Are they the eyes of gays, Puerto Ricans, whites, blacks, coal miners, Jews, Poles, Catholics, used car salesmen, or the Irish?

Posted by: Gref at November 13, 2023 03:47 PM (5fDan)
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Yes.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at November 13, 2023 03:49 PM (krQz2)

Yeah, I expect everyone you knew growing-up was looking for a good paying union job, even the Polish housewives, and wanted an electric car along with a wind turbine taller than the Statue of Liberty in their backyard. And they all wanted a continual flood of illegal immigrants and high inflation. Right?

Posted by: Gref at November 13, 2023 03:59 PM (5fDan)

315 Yeah, I expect everyone you knew growing-up was looking for a good paying union job, even the Polish housewives, and wanted an electric car along with a wind turbine taller than the Statue of Liberty in their backyard. And they all wanted a continual flood of illegal immigrants and high inflation. Right?
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Such a deal. I hear Polish housewives really put out. And pirogue's, too.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 13, 2023 04:04 PM (iDpzk)

316 Such a deal. I hear Polish housewives really put out. And pirogue's, too.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 13, 2023 04:04 PM (iDpzk)
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Who doesn't like a good canoe?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 13, 2023 04:06 PM (ScR16)

317 {i] Aren't millennials people born between 1981 and 1996? How could all of them be lazy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 03:44 PM (RSbhh){/i]

It was epigenetic damage done by the Reagan and Bush administrations' trauma.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2023 04:06 PM (D7oie)

318 47 Well, you will probably not be surprised to discover that she does not have the classic indicia of sexual desirability.

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Reverse drunken desirability; i.e., beer goggles, might work.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 13, 2023 02:59 PM (FVME7)
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In this case you need to add at least one brown paper bag to the beer goggles.

Posted by: Ciampino - How not to get picked up at November 13, 2023 04:08 PM (qfLjt)

319 Who doesn't like a good canoe?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 13, 2023 04:06 PM (ScR16)

I have tried canoodling, but I figured straight uncut canoe was just too hardcore for me.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2023 04:09 PM (D7oie)

320 I can't stop watching it.

Classic comedy.

Posted by: PJ at November 13, 2023 04:11 PM (G1dq6)

321 If he took the BJ offer, later on she would say that he took advantage of her drunkenness and raped her.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2023 04:11 PM (Wj/z9)

322 >>>I’ve been pulled over mucho mucho times. But only 4 tickets ever. Just be polite don’t make bullshit excuses while you’re speeding (they’ve heard ‘em all) and good chance it’s just a warning.
Posted by: Montec at November 13, 2023 03:45 PM (P5BwU)

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And I've always pulled over even before they turn their lights on. Except for the one time I didn't see them. That one resulted in a ticket.

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 13, 2023 04:12 PM (JfxgE)

323
It's kinda dumb to blame Boomers when the last two Presidents were of the 'Greatest Generation' - and not Boomers. The fvckers of that generation don't wanna give up the keys until their dead and scarfed up their last ten million.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 13, 2023 04:24 PM (enJYY)

324 BREAKING: Hamas military wing spokesperson says told mediators that group is ready to release up to 70 women and children in exchange for a 5-day truce.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 03:10 PM (krqg6)

How about, "you have 24 hours to release them all or else everybody in Gaza dies". Followed by an evil laugh.

Posted by: Harry Callahan at November 13, 2023 04:33 PM (h4nev)

325 This video has been around for weeks, if not months. Sad example of humanity, really. Would not be surprised this pathetic "woman" off her/xer/xit self in short order.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 13, 2023 04:38 PM (XMwZJ)

326 I am always polite and deferential when stopped and I have never gotten off with a warning. I have successfully fought every traffic ticket I've gotten. Half the time the cop doesn't show up.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 13, 2023 04:40 PM (9yUzE)

327 I would not be a very good policeman. I would have smacked the excrement out of the whiny little psycho after about thirty seconds of her. Then I would have laughed in HER face as a white man (which I am very good at, since I am one) as I oppress her by my mere existence. That cop deserves a medal.

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at November 13, 2023 04:53 PM (MdcDq)

328 The "greatest generation" was born between 1900 and 1920. None of the last 4 presidents were of the "greatest generation."

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 13, 2023 04:53 PM (XMwZJ)

329 The cop was a saint.

It: “l have social anxiety.”
Cop: “Yeah, me too.”

Lol.

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