Quickies

A FOIA demand has exposed photographs of the Presidential Cocaine Reserve discovered on July 2nd. The Secret Service and FBI have been unable to determine who brought Hunter Biden's cocaine into the White House.

Remember how the press kept insisting this was such a "tiny" amount of cocaine we should have no interest in it? As if it were a trace amount found in the dust on the mantle?

It's a one-inch square dimebag. It's a small amount -- like the amount you take with you on a trip for personal use. That's not "very tiny." If drugs were Halloween candy, this dime bag would be Fun-Size. No, it's not a brick of cocaine that a smuggler hides in a tire, and it's not a big stash one keeps in a safe. It's an overnight dimebag of coke. That is not "very tiny." It's a very common amount of coke for a cocaine user to have on himself.

Everything the media tells you is a malicious lie.

The wealthy owner of a golf club waived the $34,000 sign-up fee for then-Vice-President Joe Biden, and Biden, of course, never disclosed this bribe as income. (Spoiler: It is income. If someone gives you a $50,000 car, that's $50,000 in income.)

He should have reported it. Maybe as a "loan repayment."

Crime is so bad in DC that the Secret Service agents assigned to Joe Biden's granddaughter just opened up fire on thieves attempting to break into their (parked) SUV.

Secret Service agents protecting President Joe Biden's granddaughter Naomi opened fire after three suspects tried to break into an unmarked Secret Service vehicle.opened fire after three suspects tried to break into an unmarked Secret Service vehicle.
The agents, assigned to protect Naomi Biden, 29 and the daughter of Hunter Biden, were out with her in the Georgetown neighborhood late Sunday night when they saw the three people breaking a window of the parked and unoccupied SUV, the Secret Service said in a statement.
Around 11:58 pm ET, one of the agents opened fire, but no one was struck by the gunfire. The incident took place near Naomi Biden's Georgetown home, NBC News reported.
...
'The offenders immediately fled the scene in a red vehicle and a regional lookout was issued to supporting units. There was no threat to any protectees and the incident is being investigated by the DC Metropolitan Police Department and the Secret Service.'
Naomi Biden, the daughter of Hunter Biden and his first wife Kathleen Buhle. As President Biden's oldest grandchild, she receives Secret Service protection as a direct member of the first family.

I'm going to guess that she might also receive occasional Loan Repayments from Joe Biden's Chinese connections.

This year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade will be a "non-binary and transgender extravaganza."

Nearly 17,000 people have signed an online petition decrying a 'non-binary and transgender extravaganza' at the upcoming Thanksgiving Day Parade, over two gender non-conforming performers in the line-up.
A petition organized by One Million Moms, part of the conservative American Family Association, says the event will expose 'tens of millions of viewers at home to the liberal LGBTQ agenda.'
In their petition, One Million Moms warns Macy's against making a similar mistake.
'Shame on Macy's for promoting and sponsoring this type of entertainment,' the petition says.
'We still cannot trust Macy's Dept. Store. It is clear that Macy's does not have our children's best interests in mind. Macy's needs to know that trust must be earned, and once trust is lost, it is difficult to get back.'
They take aim at the appearance of two trans Broadway stars among the parade line-up of Beagle Scout Snoopy, 'Baby Yoda' Grogu, and other giant balloons, marching bands, and clown crews.
They are Justin David Sullivan, a trans non-binary singer who uses 'he/she/they' pronouns, and Alex Newell, a biological male who presents as female and uses 'all pronouns.'
Sullivan is set to appear in the November 23 parade among the cast members from the Broadway show & Juliet. In the musical, Sullivan plays the role of May, a non-binary friend of Juliet.
On his website, Sullivan says he's 'passionate about diversity and representation' and he in February said he wouldn't take part in the Tony awards because they have male and female categories.
Newell currently appears in another Broadway show, Shucked, in which he plays the character Lulu, who in the song Independently Owned, sings 'I won't change who I've always been / A W-O-M-A-N / W-O-M-A-N.'

You can make up your own minds, but based on the the pictures at the Daily Mail, these two Thems lack the classic markers of physical attractiveness for any gender, including all the imaginary ones.

“If there was a God, this is proof there isn’t”

Megan Rapinoe after getting injured and leaving the game early.pic.twitter.com/QByyJzoltL
— OutKick (@Outkick) November 12, 2023

The absolute narcissism.

Man grabs microphone out of Greta Tardberg's hand when she begins ranting about Israel. He says "I came here for climate deconstruction, not a political view," which makes no sense, but then, he is a stupid ignorant leftwing foreigner.

NEW - Greta Thunberg: "No climate justice on occupied land."pic.twitter.com/SjXTt1lgBP
— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) November 12, 2023

More from John Sexton. Greta Tardberg now shares the stage with terrorist supporters.

Biden campaign comms director Michael Tyler's message to Americans who are worse off economically under Biden: "That's precisely why we need another four years to finish the job" pic.twitter.com/bNarA0GiOn
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) November 12, 2023

President Biden became disoriented today during a wreath-laying ceremony. This man is clearly not in control of his own faculties, much less the White House. There's no way. This video is both heartbreaking and horrifying. pic.twitter.com/wWInOKrM2C
— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) November 12, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:22 PM

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1 St!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2023 06:23 PM (aQy7p)

2 And....SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2023 06:23 PM (aQy7p)

3 Is it legal to open fire at someone trying to break into your car?

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2023 06:23 PM (pTb/Z)

4 Off to summon The Others.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2023 06:24 PM (aQy7p)

5 Be on the lookout for 3 men in a red car.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2023 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

6 Ace,

How do you know that cocaine is a reasonable recreational amount?

Is there something you would like to share?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2023 06:24 PM (3Gtis)

7 I just love tranny extravaganza. Yes haw!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 13, 2023 06:26 PM (ytSiK)

8 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2023 06:26 PM (aQy7p)

9 How do you know that cocaine is a reasonable recreational amount?

Is there something you would like to share?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2023 06:24 PM (3Gtis)
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In the immortal words of Emo Philips regarding drug use:

"Oh, it might seem glamorous at first, but sooner or later, it will be your turn to treat!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 13, 2023 06:26 PM (BpYfr)

10 >>Ace,

>>How do you know that cocaine is a reasonable recreational amount?

>>Is there something you would like to share?

Yea, what he said.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2023 06:27 PM (ZLI7S)

11 Funny part of the Secret Service having to defend their own vehicle is wondering what Ashley was doing out in the streets
Protesting maybe?

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2023 06:27 PM (fwDg9)

12 These Bidet disorientation clips make it easy to identify which events the body doubles attended.

Posted by: kallisto at November 13, 2023 06:27 PM (CcwXZ)

13 No Ashley n, Naomi

Hard to keep these Bidens apart

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM (fwDg9)

14 Fun fact: freeways in California are named after
Menachem Begin Israeli politician and former Prime Minister.

On every onramp it says " Begin Freeway ".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM (su5Mv)

15 3 Is it legal to open fire at someone trying to break into your car?
Posted by: bluebell
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If that is all they are doing, then no for the citizen. However, law enforcement runs under different rules of engagement where they can go out and confront, even threaten or present a weapon aka brandish, but even there--the officers had to have a threat of a violent felony being committed in order to reply with gunfire as that is deadly force.

A carjacking would meet that test but people stealing a car, nope. You can only use enough force to prevent them from stealing the car just like a citizen.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM (bk5GW)

16 "No climate justice on occupied lands." That fucking halfwit is a literal NPC. Just feed in a list of leftist buzz words and press F3 for random output.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM (CwhoI)

17 I have the feeling that if my husband opened fire on a guy breaking into his car on a city street that the one who got in trouble would be my husband.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM (pTb/Z)

18 I invite anyone who is looking for a nice vacation in the penal system to let off a few rounds at someone breaking into their vehicle. I'm pretty sure the police take a dim view of a private citizen doing it.

The Secret Service agent doesn't know where the rounds went. Seriously? Aren't they trained to shoot?

Posted by: p-squared at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM (/IJ6J)

19 So how can Rapidho decide there's no god if she never beleived in one? I'd say it's proof that God has a sense of humor Megs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 13, 2023 06:29 PM (bqazj)

20 Did they photoshop out the HB initials on the baggie?

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 06:29 PM (MNhXM)

21 wondering what Ashley was doing out in the streets

Was the fleet in? Hello sailors!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 13, 2023 06:29 PM (su5Mv)

22 Be on the lookout for 3 men in a red car.
Posted by: fd at November 13, 2023 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

Geddy, Alex and Neil in a Barchetta?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at November 13, 2023 06:29 PM (T/Lqj)

23 Hahaha...Old Joe trying to keep time with The Old Guard.

Old fart needs to croak already.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 13, 2023 06:29 PM (R/m4+)

24 Biden cannot carry a wreath. Wow.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 13, 2023 06:29 PM (z/ifB)

25 How do you know that cocaine is a reasonable recreational amount?

I don't know about ace, but I admit I never had that much in my possession during my short career as a cokehead.

Posted by: kallisto at November 13, 2023 06:29 PM (CcwXZ)

26 3 Is it legal to open fire at someone trying to break into your car?

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2023 06:23 PM

Yes.***

*** But only if no shivs are readily available!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 13, 2023 06:30 PM (HlyYF)

27 Joe Biden. Proof that if you have half a mind to be President, that's plenty.

Posted by: VDH Fan Club at November 13, 2023 06:30 PM (lZVy/)

28 I'm no Inspector Clouseau but if you click through and look at pictures of the cubby where the coke was found you know what interesting features the cubby has on it?

A number and a lock, meaning someone would need a key to get into that cubby. You'd think it might be kind of easy to figure out who owned the coke by looking at the number and who had the key.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2023 06:30 PM (ZLI7S)

29 Thank you, whig. That's what I thought.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2023 06:30 PM (pTb/Z)

30 If I never see or hear the name Megan Rapinoe ever again, it'll still be too soon.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 13, 2023 06:30 PM (Qt4kF)

31 If there was a god this is proof there isn't.

English, do you speak it?

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 06:30 PM (MNhXM)

32 Rapidho

Having a snapped Achilles tendon myself, welcome to my world bitch.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 13, 2023 06:31 PM (su5Mv)

33 Is it legal to open fire at someone trying to break into your car?
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2023 06:23 PM

No. But at least beating the shit out of them with a baseball bat should be.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 13, 2023 06:31 PM (bqazj)

34 Fun fact: freeways in California are named after
Menachem Begin Israeli politician and former Prime Minister.

On every onramp it says " Begin Freeway ".
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM (su5Mv)

Noticed that years ago. Just like the Star of David on the roof of the Iranian parliament.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 13, 2023 06:31 PM (Angsy)

35 the appearance of two trans Broadway stars among the parade line-up of Beagle Scout Snoopy, 'Baby Yoda' Grogu, and other giant balloons, marching bands, and clown crews.
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What, no Hamas balloon?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 13, 2023 06:31 PM (jleHU)

36 This year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade will be a "non-binary and transgender extravaganza."

The Winter Pride season is here already? Thank goodness, my Summer Pride outfit was getting a bit shabby.

Posted by: Lost in Space at November 13, 2023 06:31 PM (nmkec)

37 A carjacking would meet that test but people stealing a car, nope. You can only use enough force to prevent them from stealing the car just like a citizen.
Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM (bk5GW)

I think in Texas you can defend property with lethal force.

That was the Joe Horn deal in Houston--he was even defending his neighbor's property.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 13, 2023 06:31 PM (z/ifB)

38 "It's a very common amount of coke for a cocaine user to have on himself."

The most common amount is zero, since it gets snorted up ASAP, until it's gone, and time to find more.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 06:32 PM (MvF+J)

39 On every onramp it says " Begin Freeway ".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM

Tell that joke at a Palestinian graduation ceremony and there will soon be hundreds of highway "pallet fires" in California!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 13, 2023 06:32 PM (HlyYF)

40 WHY WON'T SOCCER (and God) LET MEGAN RAPINOE BE GREAT?!?!?!

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 13, 2023 06:32 PM (ei7q6)

41 Crime is so bad in DC that the Secret Service agents assigned to Joe Biden's granddaughter just opened up fire on thieves attempting to break into their (parked) SUV.

If a normal cop shot at someone for breaking into a car in a blue shithole he would be himself arrested and almost certainly convicted.

As the left puts it, "Its just property!"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2023 06:32 PM (XqcwY)

42 Bluebell, Before others weigh in, there are a few states that allow deadly force to be used in hours of darkness for property theft. However, even in places like Texas, depending on the total circumstances involved, a jury may find your use of deadly force unreasonable. Other states may have such laws on the books like Georgia had a citizen's arrest statute. That did not stop the state of GA from trying and convicting three guys for murder who witnessed a trespass but no forcible felony by a suspect. The suspect tried to grab the shotgun of one of them to escape from a road blockade but got killed doing it. Jury said murder.

Generally speaking, a bad idea to use deadly force for property theft under current laws in almost every jurisdiction. Even if not criminally charged, you may face a lawsuit trying to win the lottery of wrongful death.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 06:32 PM (bk5GW)

43 https://youtu.be/QY9Gz_IMn_k?si=Fb26tyOuoBQskN2q

Bill Burr discusses women's pro soccer and basketball.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at November 13, 2023 06:33 PM (sAmhv)

44 A carjacking would meet that test but people stealing a car, nope. You can only use enough force to prevent them from stealing the car just like a citizen.
Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM (bk5GW

Of course need to point out unless you're in Texas.

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 06:33 PM (MNhXM)

45 3 Is it legal to open fire at someone trying to break into your car?
Posted by: bluebell

Or unarmed and peacefully demonstrating? Oh, that one was answered. Yes, and you get a promotion...but only if you shoot a white republican in DC.

Posted by: Zombie Ashli Babbitt at November 13, 2023 06:33 PM (NCgXW)

46 The Winter Pride season is here already? Thank goodness, my Summer Pride outfit was getting a bit shabby.
Posted by: Lost in Space at November 13, 2023 06:31 PM (nmkec)
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Cover it up with your faux fur and add a Huggy Bear pimp hat and you'll be ready for the season.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2023 06:33 PM (pTb/Z)

47 This year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade will be a "non-binary and transgender extravaganza."

Out: Mastectomy scars and frankendicks flopping around in the breeze

In: Mastectomy scars and frankendicks flopping shivering in the breeze

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2023 06:33 PM (XqcwY)

48 Another manic Monday. I thank G-D every day I am where I am

Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2023 06:33 PM (/ZeN3)

49 The guy next to Kamala is stifling a laugh

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 13, 2023 06:34 PM (K6vwr)

50 16 "No climate justice on occupied lands." That fucking halfwit is a literal NPC. Just feed in a list of leftist buzz words and press F3 for random output.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM

Say, was that Greta that was recently busted on a traffic stop video for driving the wrong way?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 13, 2023 06:34 PM (HlyYF)

51 The Macy's parade is going to be a $5 freak show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 13, 2023 06:34 PM (OPFAz)

52 So how can Rapidho decide there's no god if she never beleived in one? I'd say it's proof that God has a sense of humor Megs.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 13, 2023 06:29 PM (bqazj)

I thought she retired after the World Cup before last, then was surprised to see her ruining this latest one. Proof of god was her screwups in that game. So I thought THAT was her swan song, but now....when will she go away?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 06:34 PM (eoQWY)

53 I wondered if any fully auto firearms in said suv

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2023 06:34 PM (fwDg9)

54 The SUV contained Hunter's stash of coke.

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 06:34 PM (MNhXM)

55 Another manic Monday. I thank G-D every day I am where I am
Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2023 06:33 PM

Susanna Hoffs agrees.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 13, 2023 06:34 PM (bqazj)

56 Bring coke into the White House is hardly Hunter's biggest crime (child rape or bribery obviously) but...remember when the Bush twins drinking at 20 was THE biggest news story for a month and led to demands for Shrub to resign?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2023 06:34 PM (XqcwY)

57 Nice to know that our Secret Service has the marksmanship of imperial storm troopers.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2023 06:35 PM (n+eLX)

58 President Biden became disoriented today during a wreath-laying ceremony. This man is clearly not in control of his own faculties, much less the White House. There's no way. This video is both heartbreaking and horrifying.

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That's precisely why we need another four years to finish the job.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 13, 2023 06:35 PM (FVME7)

59 "Crime is so bad in DC that the Secret Service agents assigned to Joe Biden's granddaughter just opened up fire on thieves attempting to break into their (parked) SUV."

So neither citizens nor their taxpayer-hired police may fire upon thieves taking property, but the other taxpayer-hired police may?

Just remember, everyone, that we do not live in a two-tiered justice system. We're all on the same tier. Yep. All equal.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 13, 2023 06:35 PM (aXxgO)

60 >> It's a very common amount of coke for a cocaine user to have on himself.

A *reasonable* amount.

It looks like it was in a cubby. The kind used to temporarily store cell phones before entering a high security meeting, for example.

Was this a handoff? Did the dealer drop it in the cubby for an insider to pick up without direct contact? This was not accidentally put there.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 13, 2023 06:35 PM (fKr7F)

61 One of these days someone will cut Hunter's dime bag with anthrax. And then the fun inside the White House will really start.

Not the first time for the Secret Service to have DC trouble. Remember way back in Gaylord's time one agent left his service weapon inside his car parked at USSS in DC and said weapon was stolen from the car.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2023 06:35 PM (OKzJV)

62 Nice to know that our Secret Service has the marksmanship of imperial storm troopers.

In the movies they are good at killing old people and robot selling hobos...kind of like our feds with people stuck in windows and dogs.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2023 06:35 PM (XqcwY)

63 If that video of Biden is "heartbreaking and horrifying" then why am a roaring like a lion with laughter?

Will laugh as hard at Macy's post Christmas bankruptcy announcement

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at November 13, 2023 06:36 PM (nnp+f)

64
I think in Texas you can defend property with lethal force.

That was the Joe Horn deal in Houston--he was even defending his neighbor's property.
Posted by: TexasDan
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There are some highly specific circumstances involved in Texas including time (night) and place (defense other property can be a bit tricky) and you can still face a civil suit afterwards.

Some people have been charged and convicted of wrongful killings even in Texas if the jury finds that their use of deadly force was unreasonable (aka for trespass only with no proof of theft etc.).

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 06:36 PM (bk5GW)

65 On every onramp it says " Begin Freeway ".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM

Tell that joke at a Palestinian graduation ceremony and there will soon be hundreds of highway "pallet fires" in California!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 13, 2023 06:32 PM (HlyYF)

Our fires are started by the state Power Company, union rules. Even the illegals don't set as many off.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 06:36 PM (eoQWY)

66 Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 06:32 PM (MvF+J)

yes, if one is lucky(?) enough to get the good stuff.

The first time I partook of good coke was the last because I suddenly realized: Damn, I could get hooked on dis sheet

so I stopped

Posted by: kallisto at November 13, 2023 06:36 PM (CcwXZ)

67 Greta von Thule is ChatGPT all tarted up in a greasy blonde wig.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2023 06:36 PM (OKzJV)

68 In Rapinoe's world, God may not exist, but Karma thrives.

Thank God for Karma.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 13, 2023 06:37 PM (aXxgO)

69 You can just walk out on your front porch and let off a shotgun blast in the air. The President told me you can do that.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2023 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

70 Cover it up with your faux fur and add a Huggy ~~Bear~~ Squirrel pimp hat and you'll be ready for the season.
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2023 06:33 PM (pTb/Z)
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FIFY...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 13, 2023 06:37 PM (BpYfr)

71 Like CBD said, Ace, how you know? You seem to know more about personal coke use than i know weed.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2023 06:37 PM (KAi1n)

72 Nice to know that our Secret Service has the marksmanship of imperial storm troopers.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2023 06:35 PM (n+eLX)

Well the troopers hit Alderann.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 06:38 PM (eoQWY)

73 51 The Macy's parade is going to be a $5 freak show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 13, 2023 06:34 PM

Wow. The rate for "in town" is really trending downwards.

Suppose it has anything to do the with new kind of THOTS in the transaction?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 13, 2023 06:38 PM (HlyYF)

74 Maybe God hates Rapinoe. I know I do.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2023 06:38 PM (ZLI7S)

75 Can the Secret Service hit a womp rat?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2023 06:38 PM (OKzJV)

76 That embarrassing little bag would not even make Hunter's brunch bump.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 13, 2023 06:39 PM (cOq4q)

77 See, Perfessor Squirrel, you're already set for Winter Pride! I should have let you give the fashion tips.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2023 06:39 PM (pTb/Z)

78 Like CBD said, Ace, how you know? You seem to know more about personal coke use than i know weed.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2023 06:37 PM (KAi1n)

You watch even a few 80s movies and TV shows you learn all about it. Die Hard - coke scene.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 06:39 PM (eoQWY)

79 I was the Chief of Police at a VA hospital. Lots of vets with criminal records (sometimes serious) work as cooks and janitors there.

One day, one of them asked me for legal advice. He had seen neighbors siphoning gas from his car (he lived in an apartment complex), and he was considering borrowing a gun from his cousin (as a prior felon, he couldn't own a gun) so, the next time they did it, he could go out and "shoot them in the leg", because he figured he'd get in trouble if he just killed them outright. He wanted to run it by someone he trusted first, though, just in case his analysis was off.

It's frightening to think these people are out there. At least he learned enough not to ACT on those thoughts without at least a second opinion, I guess, so all hope is not lost.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 13, 2023 06:39 PM (NCgXW)

80 Well the troopers hit Alderann.

It was a whole freaking plant, besides that was the Imperial Navy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2023 06:40 PM (OKzJV)

81 Isn't denying the existence of God due to a personal loss a form of acknowledgment of the existence of God?

I mean, I no one would ever say - "look, here's proof that my Fairy Godmother does not exist."

Or The Great Gazoo

You only say this stuff because you are angry and want to renounce something you truly believe. It is like a child saying "you are not my mom" when their mother won't give them candy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 13, 2023 06:41 PM (fKr7F)

82 The dude being prosecuted in NYC for shooting at someone actually mugging a woman had more legal justification than the Secret Service "protecting" a vehicle. Not saying he should have fired in that context either, but just sayin.

Posted by: Zek at November 13, 2023 06:41 PM (5FPX4)

83 Well the troopers hit Alderann.
Posted by: Oldcat

True. It's also a planet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 13, 2023 06:41 PM (OPFAz)

84 66 It's better than food, better than sex, and when you run out, which is always too soon, it's the worst feeling in the world.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 06:41 PM (MvF+J)

85 You can just walk out on your front porch and let off a shotgun blast in the air. The President told me you can do that.
Posted by: fd at November 13, 2023 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

Hahahaha....that's a good un.

Hahahaha!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 13, 2023 06:41 PM (R/m4+)

86 Texas just had a guy track down his stolen vehicle with his Apple app and shot the guy dead after holding him by gunpoint when a gun fight broke out.

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 06:41 PM (MNhXM)

87 The three guys in Georgia who you mention by filming themselves chasing down and shooting an unarmed man who was trying to get away from them. Significant: they never actually saw him do anything illegal, someone else told them that they thought he did. Then they put the video on social media because they were proud of it, and then one of them told the jury yeah he knew it was murder.
Not much of a surprise they all went to the pen. If they would have smashed their cellphones immediately and kept their f'ing mouths shut, all 3 would be free today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2023 06:42 PM (i9ffA)

88 This year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade will feature a number of lumpy balloons which vaguely resemble balls and cylinders of various hues.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 13, 2023 06:42 PM (cOq4q)

89 57 Nice to know that our Secret Service has the marksmanship of imperial storm troopers.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2023 06:35 PM

At least they didn't bump their heads running to the scene of the engagement!

https://tinyurl.com/38pzfxcj

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 13, 2023 06:42 PM (HlyYF)

90 I don't know if the guy next to Kamala is stifling a laugh. It seems to me that he has his head down while thinking:

oh gawd no, I can't watch the coming catastrophe

Posted by: kallisto at November 13, 2023 06:42 PM (CcwXZ)

91 "President Biden became disoriented today..."

Is this still news? It's like the sun rising. Every day is Biden Disorientation Day.

Cover it. Don't cover it. It's immaterial but for the historical record. Everyone alive knows his brain is tapioca.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 13, 2023 06:42 PM (aXxgO)

92 How do you know that cocaine is a reasonable recreational amount?

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It was Hunter's breakfast cocaine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 13, 2023 06:42 PM (FVME7)

93 If Biden died.... how long would they attempt to pass him off as still alive, and would they be able to succeed, given the extremely low expectations everyone has for him now?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 13, 2023 06:43 PM (AxRGS)

94 I guess the Secret Service can't shoot for shit.

Good to know.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 13, 2023 06:43 PM (xcxpd)

95 "You watch even a few 80s movies and TV shows you learn all about it."

E.g., cocaine is always sampled by puncturing the packaging with a stiletto knife, and snorted therefrom. It is usually delivered in small amounts by frogmen is the East River. The sale occurs at a "meet."

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 06:43 PM (MvF+J)

96 How do castle laws (MO has one) affect use of force to defend property? Generally would it be justified to shoot if someone is stealing the car from my driveway or does it have to be in the garage?

Posted by: Catherine at November 13, 2023 06:43 PM (ZSsrh)

97 Texas just had a guy track down his stolen vehicle with his Apple app and shot the guy dead after holding him by gunpoint when a gun fight broke out.
Posted by: Drive

This is just the warm up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 13, 2023 06:43 PM (OPFAz)

98 Re: Meaghan

"A Man would need to have a heart of stone, not to laugh.”

God too

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 13, 2023 06:44 PM (K6vwr)

99 It's frightening to think these people are out there. At least he learned enough not to ACT on those thoughts without at least a second opinion, I guess, so all hope is not lost.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
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Half the US is below the median intelligence level and that has been dropping for awhile. One of the problems with low iq is the inability to consider future consequences of their own actions and short time horizon for decisionmaking. Jails and prisons are filled with such people that drift in an out of prison and jails and then add mental illness/substance abuse for a large percentage of them as well.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 06:44 PM (bk5GW)

100 How do castle laws (MO has one) affect use of force to defend property? Generally would it be justified to shoot if someone is stealing the car from my driveway or does it have to be in the garage?
Posted by: Catherine at November 13, 2023 06:43 PM (ZSsrh)

Guy in Dallas shot a car thief from his apartment balcony . I don't think he was indicted.

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 06:44 PM (MNhXM)

101 You watch even a few 80s movies and TV shows you learn all about it. Die Hard - coke scene.
Posted by: Oldcat

That ain't real coke. (The real stuff gets used up in rehearsal). I tried coke twice back in the 80's. Supposedly good stuff given my sources. Miserable. Cleared my sinuses, but throat went numb, teeth chattered, i had to pee constantly, and then there was no fun part. Oh well.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2023 06:44 PM (KAi1n)

102 If Biden died.... how long would they attempt to pass him off as still alive

You mean its not happening now? Weekend at Joey's capiche?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2023 06:44 PM (OKzJV)

103 93 If Biden died.... how long would they attempt to pass him off as still alive, and would they be able to succeed, given the extremely low expectations everyone has for him now?

until the end of the second term and yes, because believing otherwise would make you a magat.

Posted by: anachronda at November 13, 2023 06:45 PM (oY6Yp)

104 79 I was the Chief of Police at a VA hospital. Lots of vets with criminal records (sometimes serious) work as cooks and janitors there.

One day, one of them asked me for legal advice. He had seen neighbors siphoning gas from his car (he lived in an apartment complex), and he was considering borrowing a gun from his cousin (as a prior felon, he couldn't own a gun) so, the next time they did it, he could go out and "shoot them in the leg", because he figured he'd get in trouble if he just killed them outright. He wanted to run it by someone he trusted first, though, just in case his analysis was off.

It's frightening to think these people are out there. At least he learned enough not to ACT on those thoughts without at least a second opinion, I guess, so all hope is not lost.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 13, 2023 06:39 PM (NCgXW)

'these people'? Do go on...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 13, 2023 06:45 PM (xcxpd)

105 > and the incident is being investigated by the DC Metropolitan Police Department and the Secret Service.'

I know how that will turn out

Posted by: DB - at November 13, 2023 06:45 PM (geLO8)

106 If Biden died.... how long would they attempt to pass him off as still alive, and would they be able to succeed, given the extremely low expectations everyone has for him now?
Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 13, 2023 06:43 PM (AxRGS)

How long did they keep RBG on ice?

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 06:46 PM (MNhXM)

107 That ain't real coke. (The real stuff gets used up in rehearsal). I tried coke twice back in the 80's. Supposedly good stuff given my sources. Miserable. Cleared my sinuses, but throat went numb, teeth chattered, i had to pee constantly, and then there was no fun part. Oh well.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2023 06:44 PM (KAi1n)

Hey, that's the addictive part!

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 06:46 PM (eoQWY)

108 Not much of a surprise they all went to the pen. If they would have smashed their cellphones immediately and kept their f'ing mouths shut, all 3 would be free today.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Georgia repealed the Reconstruction era citizen arrest statute that led them to think they could do it in the first place. Outside the home curtilege, be a good witness but other than that let the police confront the criminals. They have qualified immunity for their actions; citizens do not.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 06:46 PM (bk5GW)

109 That was only "less than a gram" because the f--ckers never tare out the weight of the baggie.

This is the real crime.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 13, 2023 06:47 PM (fKr7F)

110 BTW

Did Ashley lose another diary? Hence the fire fight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2023 06:47 PM (OKzJV)

111 Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 06:41 PM (MvF+J)

that is what I feared. Up til that nite I must have been using product that was a higher cut to coke ratio. They used to put all kinds of junk in the mix. Anyway this lesser cut or maybe uncut, I don't know...I had a feeling like I was on top of the world and I could do anything, and I mean anything! And I knew that wasn't my normal brain talking, so I quit.

I ended up quitting everything little by little and became a health nut. Nowadays I wish I could at least drink, because these are drinking times, son.

Posted by: kallisto at November 13, 2023 06:47 PM (CcwXZ)

112 Even I am leading the country more than Mr % 10.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 13, 2023 06:47 PM (Gfl5i)

113 >>> I'm no Inspector Clouseau but if you click through and look at pictures of the cubby where the coke was found you know what interesting features the cubby has on it?

A number and a lock, meaning someone would need a key to get into that cubby. You'd think it might be kind of easy to figure out who owned the coke by looking at the number and who had the key.
Posted by: JackStraw

It's a typical lockbox for people entering a secure area to put their cellphones (etc). Basically a small stack of PO Boxes. Keys normally have a wrist band attached to help users not lose the key.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 13, 2023 06:48 PM (cOq4q)

114 "I had a feeling like I was on top of the world and I could do anything, and I mean anything!"

Nailed it.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 06:48 PM (MvF+J)

115 Weekend at Bernie Biden’s

Posted by: Jonah at November 13, 2023 06:48 PM (33nmr)

116 Usually the Oklahoma Pharmacist who was convicted of murder for killing a man (or was it a couple?) Comes up in a discussion like this. But what nailed him is that (on security cam) he disabled one of the crooks immediately, chased the other one through the door, shooting at him - so far so good. What nailed him was that he then came back to the one lying unconscious on the floor and shot him 2 or 3 times through the back of the head, on camera. Yeah that's murder.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2023 06:48 PM (i9ffA)

117 If Biden died.... how long would they attempt to pass him off as still alive

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He's pining for the Scranton fjords.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 13, 2023 06:49 PM (FVME7)

118 I don't think anyone is dumb enough to bring coke into the White House, except for Hunter who's been taught that there are never consequences,

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 13, 2023 06:49 PM (K6vwr)

119 >>> I'm no Inspector Clouseau but if you click through and look at pictures of the cubby where the coke was found you know what interesting features the cubby has on it?

A number and a lock, meaning someone would need a key to get into that cubby. You'd think it might be kind of easy to figure out who owned the coke by looking at the number and who had the key.
Posted by: JackStraw

It's a typical lockbox for people entering a secure area to put their cellphones (etc). Basically a small stack of PO Boxes. Keys normally have a wrist band attached to help users not lose the key.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 13, 2023 06:48 PM (cOq4q)

The probability that they don't know exactly who did it is zero.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 06:50 PM (eoQWY)

120 Since I never gave a shit about kickball girl it would be hard to care any less.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2023 06:50 PM (/ZeN3)

121 106 If Biden died.... how long would they attempt to pass him off as still alive, and would they be able to succeed, given the extremely low expectations everyone has for him now?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 13, 2023 06:43 PM

How long did they keep RBG on ice?

Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 06:46 PM

Great. Now I have visions of Biden lying in state in the Capitol, while a CNN anchor comes on to tell me how vigorous he was today in furthering his awesome for the country agenda.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 13, 2023 06:50 PM (HlyYF)

122 and the incident is being investigated by the DC Metropolitan Police Department and the Secret Service.'

I know how that will turn out
Posted by: DB - at November 13, 2023 06:45 PM (geLO

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I read that as they are still looking for the would-be thieves in the red car, not that they are investigating any wrongdoing on the part of the Secret Service.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2023 06:50 PM (pTb/Z)

123 3 Is it legal to open fire at someone trying to break into your car?
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2023 06:23 PM (pTb/Z)

Oh I wish! We'd have the streets cleaned up in no time.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at November 13, 2023 06:51 PM (UWRAE)

124 Since I never gave a shit about kickball girl it would be hard to care any less.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2023 06:50 PM (/ZeN3)

kickball is a serious game. Nobody goes down clutching a limb crying for a penalty shot in kickball.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 06:51 PM (eoQWY)

125
96 How do castle laws (MO has one) affect use of force to defend property? Generally would it be justified to shoot if someone is stealing the car from my driveway or does it have to be in the garage?
Posted by: Catherine
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Castle laws are highly specific to a state but a garage may or may not count (attached versus detached, breezeway connection, etc.) as a curtilege of the homestead--the driveway probably not.

Mitch Vilos has a book that covers state by state laws including jury instructions and relevant court cases. Bit old but might be useful as a start. Andrew Branca also has some state specific information too in his Law of Self Defense series.

Generally speaking, a very bad idea to go outside a safe place and confront criminals stealing property because a) even the most skillful gunslinger can have an off day, and b) even if you win, you could lose at the courthouse and pay exponential legal fees. About 10-15k for legal representation for just the grand jury/pretrial and easily 50k and up for a criminal trial.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 06:51 PM (bk5GW)

126 The "on top of the world " feeling is supposed to be the sign of the really good coke. I can see why actors and performers get addicted so easily, that's the feeling they crave more than any other.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2023 06:52 PM (i9ffA)

127 One has to sign in at the WH, you are assigned a locker for prohibited items, all this information is recorded. To assert that the FIB doesn't know who's cocaine it is is asinine. The FIB is just calling you a motherfucker right to your face.

Posted by: Archer at November 13, 2023 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

128 Has anyone seen my....oh, never mind.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2023 06:52 PM (rJ7Hd)

129 Crime is so bad in DC that the Secret Service agents assigned to Joe Biden's granddaughter just opened up fire on thieves attempting to break into their (parked) SUV.

They were looking for the diary.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 06:52 PM (guGkK)

130 Looking at the photo of the baggie, it is made of obviously fingerprint-proof plastic, so I can see why they're stumped.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 06:53 PM (MvF+J)

131 Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 06:48 PM (MvF+J)

It was that moment I realized why Wall Street was fueled by cocaine.

Posted by: kallisto at November 13, 2023 06:53 PM (CcwXZ)

132 Crime is so bad in DC that the Secret Service agents assigned to Joe Biden's granddaughter just opened up fire on thieves attempting to break into their (parked) SUV.

The kicker was that no perp was injured by flying bullets...

Posted by: Archer at November 13, 2023 06:54 PM (gmo/4)

133 Wow, I think the Marine had orders to keep his hands on the wreath to make sure Joe put the wreath in the right place. After that, Joe was on his own and failed.

America is back, baby!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 13, 2023 06:54 PM (z5vMw)

134 'We still cannot trust Macy's Dept. Store. It is clear that Macy's does not have our children's best interests in mind. Macy's needs to know that trust must be earned, and once trust is lost, it is difficult to get back.'

Macy's is going after that Target clientele that buys up all the tuck-friendly bathing suits.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 06:54 PM (guGkK)

135 This SS thing sounds fishy.

Why shoot? I suspect they pulled their guns and had an accidental discharge.

Or, there was a drug deal, or sex service and they tried to cheat someone, who got angry, so they pulled their guns and explained they did not have to pay since they are feds.

Something like that, but one thing certain, the official story is a lie.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 13, 2023 06:54 PM (fKr7F)

136 Looking at the photo of the baggie, it is made of obviously fingerprint-proof plastic, so I can see why they're stumped.
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 06:53 PM (MvF+J)

Quincy ME would find a fragment of a leaf that would lead right to the real criminal.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 06:55 PM (eoQWY)

137 Voters of color?

Do they use crayons to fill in their ballots?

This is causing generational trauma.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 13, 2023 06:55 PM (yUu6q)

138 "Illegal aliens being deported from the United States will be a “horrifying reality” if former President Donald Trump is elected president next year, a spokesman for President Joe Biden’s campaign says."

Sounds like a campaign promise. Heh

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 13, 2023 06:55 PM (K6vwr)

139 131 Every time I hear "Do You Think I'm Sexy," my nose runs.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 06:55 PM (MvF+J)

140 SS fired their weapons and no one was hit. Top. Marksmen. Top.

Posted by: Archer at November 13, 2023 06:55 PM (gmo/4)

141 Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2023 06:52 PM (i9ffA)

takes care of the stage fright anyway

Posted by: kallisto at November 13, 2023 06:55 PM (CcwXZ)

142 No Ashley n, Naomi

Hard to keep these Bidens apart
Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM (fwDg9)

They all have Gropin' Joe's swimmers in them, one way or the other.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2023 06:56 PM (1R4jZ)

143 "Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) is standing down and will not launch a presidential bid, according to his chief of staff."

Double heh

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 13, 2023 06:56 PM (K6vwr)

144 Sheit. Now I gotta boycot Macy's too.
Wife will not be happy. Probably will tell me to go to hell as she is running out of places to buy clothes.

Posted by: Reforger at November 13, 2023 06:56 PM (iRIR3)

145 Guy in Dallas shot a car thief from his apartment balcony . I don't think he was indicted.
Posted by: Drive by

Self defense is a difficult area of the law because media reports often leave out a lot of details that a prosecutor, police, and possibly a jury sees. Tell me the summation of facts of the case as given to the prosecutor and I can make a reasonable prediction as to whether or not they might be charged with a crime. The jurisdiction matters as well, what flies in Dallas may not in Austin. That can be seen by how a guy who shot an Antifa guy with a gun and claimed self defense was convicted.

Look at the Michael Brown case, the officer involved was lucky that the St. Louis County prosecutor did the right thing and released all the grand jury transcripts and evidence. That more or less sandbagged the DOJ from a post civil rights violation charge against the cop.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 06:56 PM (bk5GW)

146 Given the ratio of hookers to Hunters, wouldn't Occam's razor imply that one of the hookers dropped it?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 13, 2023 06:57 PM (z+89e)

147 Is Megan Rapinoe a NATURAL PURPLE HEAD ???? Might have to resort to the old fashioned test to find out .......

So whom is brave enough to conduct the test ????????

Posted by: Franklin Stein at November 13, 2023 06:57 PM (PYJJG)

148 At least no dogs were shot.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2023 06:57 PM (/ZeN3)

149 They know exactly who's coke that was and exactly when it was put in there. The WH is fucking Fort Knox with cameras.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2023 06:57 PM (G0bXQ)

150 So does everyone else get to pop caps at car burglars now? No harm no foul? Because no one trains warning shots, right?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 13, 2023 06:57 PM (as3uC)

151 How do castle laws (MO has one) affect use of force to defend property? Generally would it be justified to shoot if someone is stealing the car from my driveway or does it have to be in the garage?
Posted by: Catherine

State law is what you must look at. It's vastly different for each state.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2023 06:57 PM (dhhKu)

152 Fine. I have enough drug history to weigh in on that bag of coke.

That bag of coke would be a significant outlay of cash for average Joe casual user.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 13, 2023 06:57 PM (z5vMw)

153 If the Secret Service is allowed to shoot at street criminals, I'd like a few hundred of them to come to my city.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 06:57 PM (MvF+J)

154 "No climate justice on occupied lands."

I actually don't even know what this means. Does it mean that folks on "occupied lands" will be left alone by "climate justice"?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 13, 2023 06:57 PM (lg881)

155 "Illegal aliens being deported from the United States will be a “horrifying reality” if former President Donald Trump is elected president next year, a spokesman for President Joe Biden’s campaign says."

Sounds like a campaign promise. Heh
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 13, 2023 06:55 PM (K6vwr)

I'm torn, the illegals overall are better than the educators, HR directors and woke administrators and teachers. Can we deport them instead?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 06:58 PM (eoQWY)

156 The probability that they don't know exactly who did it is zero.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 06:50 PM (eoQWY)

I'm not so sure. Our federal Inspector Clouseaus still haven't identified the leaker of the Dobbs opinion to the press.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 06:58 PM (guGkK)

157 ...but based on the the pictures at the Daily Mail, these two Thems lack the classic markers of physical attractiveness for any gender, including all the imaginary ones.

Maybe the coke would help?

Naaaaa!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2023 06:58 PM (uSHSS)

158 "No climate justice on occupied lands."

I actually don't even know what this means. Does it mean that folks on "occupied lands" will be left alone by "climate justice"?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 13, 2023 06:57 PM (lg881)

A lot of carbon being burned in the gunfights Greta, but seems you are all for it now.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 06:59 PM (eoQWY)

159 Looking at the photo of the baggie, it is made of obviously fingerprint-proof plastic, so I can see why they're stumped.
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms

I know, the feds went from "everyone who enters a room leaves a trace" and we can detect it by the hair/fibe/bitemark/dna to "gee, numbered locked cubby with video. We may never know."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 13, 2023 06:59 PM (fKr7F)

160 Hillel Neuer @HillelNeuer 2h
What the UN will never show you: Hamas hid weapons in Gaza City's Rantisi hospital, in gross violation of the Geneva Conventions. The UN has many thousands of employees in Gaza. UNRWA alone has 13,000. So they knew everything about Hamas' human shields strategy—but said nothing.

Israel ישראל @Israel 3h
Suicide vests, RPGs, motorcycles used to kidnap Israelis to Gaza, diapers, chairs with rope to hold hostages, all in the basement of the Rantisi hospital in Gaza.

The hospital was used by Hamas as a command center and is believed to have held Israeli hostages.

Watch:
📸 @IDF

https://tinyurl.com/38skjtcm
6:01 minutes; in English

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 06:59 PM (krqg6)

161 How do castle laws (MO has one) affect use of force to defend property? Generally would it be justified to shoot if someone is stealing the car from my driveway or does it have to be in the garage?

FUN FACT: In CA you'll be prosecuted for shooting at someone who is attempting to steal your property whether it's in your home or not.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 06:59 PM (guGkK)

162 Easily like any nice massive black SUV that looks like it has good contents ( they had no idea how good they were more than usual) and a few guys tried to break in. Agents fired when they heard glass break and realized it was theirs

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2023 07:00 PM (fwDg9)

163 @155 I wouldn't go hard ass on those that have been here for a long time. That's on us.

But for those since 2008, that's on Obama.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 13, 2023 07:00 PM (K6vwr)

164 97 Texas just had a guy track down his stolen vehicle with his Apple app and shot the guy dead after holding him by gunpoint when a gun fight broke out.
Posted by: Drive By
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That guy went armed to locate his car and the thief pulled a gun on him when confronted and started the gun battle. That is one of those difficult cases turning on facts where jurisdiction matters as far as the prosecutors frame of mind and the state's laws (precedents and statutes).

Some states or even in Texas a specific jurisdiction, the aggrieved car owner might have faced a grand jury investigation at the least.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 07:00 PM (bk5GW)

165 143 "Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) is standing down and will not launch a presidential bid, according to his chief of staff."

Double heh
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 13, 2023 06:56 PM (K6vwr)

Guessing he realized how many hundreds of millions of cash he'd be flushing down the toilet.

These people amaze me. He's too stupid to know how much he's hated.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2023 07:00 PM (G0bXQ)

166 Given the ratio of hookers to Hunters, wouldn't Occam's razor imply that one of the hookers dropped it?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

I'm certain a razor of some type was involved with Hunter's Hookers at some point.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2023 07:00 PM (dhhKu)

167 WTF is Climate Justice ??? Does the Earth go to court and testify against polluters ?? How does Greta Thunberg travel to all these world wide events???? Carrier Pigeon ?

If the earth is hot, then why is she/it/them/her/they wearing a heavy jacket ???

Posted by: Franklin Stein at November 13, 2023 07:00 PM (PYJJG)

168 "Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) is standing down and will not launch a presidential bid, according to his chief of staff."

Double heh
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 13, 2023 06:56 PM (K6vwr)

"Standing down"? What does he think he is, a Marine Brigade or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 07:01 PM (eoQWY)

169 >>> How do castle laws (MO has one) affect use of force to defend property? Generally would it be justified to shoot if someone is stealing the car from my driveway or does it have to be in the garage?
Posted by: Catherine

You are required to give them gas money now.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 13, 2023 07:01 PM (cOq4q)

170 "Castle laws are highly specific to a state but a garage may or may not count (attached versus detached, breezeway connection, etc.) as a curtilege of the homestead--the driveway probably not"

How about a shop/office, where I spend as much time as in my house, about 75 feet away?

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2023 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

171
RNC Research
@RNCResearch

Biden State Department spokesman Matt Miller declines to comment on reports they are considering unlocking *another* $10 billion for Iran.

REMINDER: Biden has *already* enriched the Iranian regime to the tune of $100 billion since taking office.

https://tinyurl.com/mwhhkum4

Posted by: redridinghood at November 13, 2023 07:03 PM (NpAcC)

172 How do castle laws (MO has one) affect use of force to defend property? Generally would it be justified to shoot if someone is stealing the car from my driveway or does it have to be in the garage?

FUN FACT: In CA you'll be prosecuted for shooting at someone who is attempting to steal your property whether it's in your home or not.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 06:59 PM (guGkK)

How about antique or replica swords?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 07:03 PM (eoQWY)

173 >>E.g., cocaine is always sampled by puncturing the packaging with a stiletto knife

---

by the bad guys, yes

but in the scene at the police station, after the bust, it's always a cop that dips a fingertip into the powder, dabs it on his tongue, then smiles at his partner, like 'jackpot'

Posted by: DB - at November 13, 2023 07:03 PM (geLO8)

174 The SUV contained Hunter's stash of coke.
Posted by: Drive by at November 13, 2023 06:34 PM (MNhXM)

Looks vainly for shocked face. Oh well, fuck it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2023 07:04 PM (1R4jZ)

175 those Secret Service bullets landed somewhere, hit something

think we'll ever find out?

Posted by: DB - at November 13, 2023 07:04 PM (geLO8)

176 How do you even do a non binary and transgender balloon? Does it look like Dylan Mulvaney? Do you have two ballons-before and after-which say, "This is a Joe" showing its penis and then "This is Jody" with the penis lopped off and a wig and in a dress. Show before and after ballons of Richard/Rachel Levine?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 07:04 PM (RSbhh)

177 It breaks my Heart to see biden disgrace Arlington. In the 4 years I was stationed in DC, One of the distinct Honors for me was to do many Funerals at Arlington.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2023 07:04 PM (PQ4m2)

178 "Castle laws are highly specific to a state but a garage may or may not count (attached versus detached, breezeway connection, etc.) as a curtilege of the homestead--the driveway probably not"

How about a shop/office, where I spend as much time as in my house, about 75 feet away?
Posted by: fd at November 13, 2023 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

That is considered an outwork of the castle. like a bastion.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 07:06 PM (eoQWY)

179 FUN FACT: In CA you'll be prosecuted for shooting at someone who is attempting to steal your property whether it's in your home or not.
Posted by: Cicero

Can be, depends on whether California has a duty to retreat in their own home which I don't think it does unless the law changed recently. California also does not have a duty to retreat in public either as long as you are peaceably minding your business.

But, what can get you is whether or not the person represented a threat to you inside the house--someone grabbing a tv and running for the door--even under the Castle Doctrine, it is unwise to shoot unless you like to play legal lottery.

Entering in a tumultuous fashion such as kicking a door in is a bit different than someone sneaks in through an unlocked door and grabs something to steal and leave.

Bunch of sites with good legal advice for your state usually if your state has a good firearms owners interest group. Some good general forums are the High Road and our Weasel's gunthread on Sunday evenings.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 07:06 PM (bk5GW)

180 "That is considered an outwork of the castle. like a bastion."

Curtilage.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 07:06 PM (MvF+J)

181 Even not so good coke can be cooked down to crack. Someone like Hunter is not going to put up with not so good coke though. He's a connisewer.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2023 07:06 PM (vFG9F)

182 'these people'? Do go on...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo

Er, uh..you know...bad decision makers!, not the Black's! I have black friends and everything!!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 13, 2023 07:07 PM (NCgXW)

183 So the SS did some shooting.
I wonder where the bullets went?
Or if anyone cares?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2023 07:07 PM (uSHSS)

184 bluebell @ 3-
Of course it is legal for the imperial guard protecting the emperator's gram-daughter to shoot anything they like. Of course nobody was harmed during this op. It was staged to highlight the ever present danger to the emperator.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2023 07:07 PM (NxC5+)

185 Remember, there was no reason for the white house to disclose the cocaine.

They released the news because they wanted to laugh at their power, and to laugh at your powerlessness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at November 13, 2023 07:07 PM (sD7y4)

186 I'm torn, the illegals overall are better than the educators, HR directors and woke administrators and teachers. Can we deport them instead?
Posted by: Oldcat
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Not really, illegals and those claiming refugee status cost the US taxpayers about 500 billion last year or about one third of the current deficit (not counting interest on the debt).

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 07:08 PM (bk5GW)

187 157 ...but based on the the pictures at the Daily Mail, these two Thems lack the classic markers of physical attractiveness for any gender, including all the imaginary ones.

Maybe the coke would help?

no coke. pepsi.

Posted by: anachronda at November 13, 2023 07:08 PM (oY6Yp)

188 >>> The probability that they don't know exactly who did it is zero.
Posted by: Oldcat

Any place I have had to us the PO Box to put my shiite in before given access was right at the security check point and had 100% camera coverage. And those places didn't even pretend to be as tight as the White House really is.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 13, 2023 07:08 PM (cOq4q)

189 Funny. Hamas would skin Greta alive.

Posted by: Redenzo at November 13, 2023 07:08 PM (V/pbu)

190 "That is considered an outwork of the castle. like a bastion."

Curtilage.
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 07:06 PM (MvF+J)

The coolest kids all have ravelins.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 07:08 PM (guGkK)

191 Biden State Department spokesman Matt Miller declines to comment on reports they are considering unlocking *another* $10 billion for Iran.

REMINDER: Biden has *already* enriched the Iranian regime to the tune of $100 billion since taking office.

==

we are so fkd

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2023 07:08 PM (V13WU)

192 Looked up the two guys in the Macy's debacle.

This society is lost.

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at November 13, 2023 07:08 PM (Rbu5d)

193 Remember all laws designed to make it easier for someone to steal your stuff are laws which devalue your life compared to that of a criminal.

Life is measured in finite terms while on this earth and using up more of your allotted life span to replace that which has already been paid for means expending the irreplaceable.

Which is why restitution by the thief was always the correct method of repayment.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 13, 2023 07:08 PM (z5vMw)

194 >>Crime is so bad in DC that the Secret Service agents assigned to Joe Biden's granddaughter just opened up fire on thieves attempting to break into their (parked) SUV.

Unless the SUV contained code word top secrets, there is no justification of firing on car thieves who apparently weren't an immediate threat to anyone.

I wonder what would be the fate of a common citizen in DC who did the same thing?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 13, 2023 07:09 PM (XV/Pl)

195 "That is considered an outwork of the castle. like a bastion.
Posted by: Oldcat "

Now I want a drawbridge!

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2023 07:09 PM (vFG9F)

196
No climate justice on occupied lands

... bzzzzzt ... No climate lands on occupied justice

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2023 07:09 PM (xG4kz)

197 Turn that ruler around.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 13, 2023 07:09 PM (NpAcC)

198 the big guy got a cut out if Iranian funds too.....fkng great

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2023 07:09 PM (V13WU)

199 Hiker, 71, who was missing since August is found dead in Colorado with his white Jack Russell, Finney, still alive next to his body

Daily Mail

Posted by: DB - at November 13, 2023 07:10 PM (geLO8)

200 "REMINDER: Biden has *already* enriched the Iranian regime to the tune of $100 billion since taking office."

What's 10% of $100b

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 13, 2023 07:11 PM (K6vwr)

201 That is considered an outwork of the castle. like a bastion.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Nope, depends on state laws and sometimes caselaw if not statutory. In some states, castle doctrine applies to business premises of the owner/leaseholder but generally buildings outside the immediate area of the house itself, sometimes even an attached garage if the door is open are often not treated as curtilege.

Lot of caselaw on curtilege apart from self defense because of search and seizure cases and that is a complex thicket of laws.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 07:11 PM (bk5GW)

202 John Harwood
@JohnJHarwood
Biden needs expert political guidance. voters are unhappy. Trump could win despite his flagrant criminality and deranged mental state
journalists need to better convey 2 realities:
--the US economy is doing well, not poorly
--Biden at 80 is handling the job effectively right now
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--and free unicorns for everyone!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 13, 2023 07:11 PM (FVME7)

203 Here in IL we can shoot only if imminent, actionable threat of death or grievous bodily injury. I'm not a lawyer, but I gather that the shooter is autoguilty, and attempts to dig himself out with an 'affirmative defense.' Even a righteous shoot will be followed by ruinous lawsuits.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 07:11 PM (MvF+J)

204 Be on the lookout for 3 men in a red car.
Posted by: fd at November 13, 2023 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

Given the number of cameras around there, I wonder if it was ever sighted?
And...how dare you assume their sexual status!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2023 07:11 PM (uSHSS)

205 You would have to be insane to do Coke these days.

Fentanyl has changed that scene, forever.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2023 07:11 PM (E/EBH)

206 These people amaze me. He's too stupid to know how much he's hated.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Mike Pence at November 13, 2023 07:11 PM (NCgXW)

207
Becoming disoriented at a wreath laying is PEAK Bidenmentia.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 13, 2023 07:12 PM (+oR7L)

208 >> Hiker, 71, who was missing since August is found dead in Colorado with his white Jack Russell, Finney, still alive next to his body

I am guessing that Finney now has a taste for Human Flesh.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2023 07:12 PM (E/EBH)

209 "generally buildings outside the immediate area of the house itself, sometimes even an attached garage if the door is open are often not treated as curtilege."

That's too bad. Good thing a German Shepherd lives in there.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2023 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

210 Well, I guess it will another decade or more of not watching the Macy's TD parade. I'm just broken up about that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 07:13 PM (RSbhh)

211 Georgia repealed the Reconstruction era citizen arrest statute that led them to think they could do it in the first place. Outside the home curtilege, be a good witness but other than that let the police confront the criminals. They have qualified immunity for their actions; citizens do not.
Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 06:46 PM (bk5GW)

The sad irony is, the guy they whacked was almost certainly a career burglar casing the area for future B&E's. Had they had some patience and forethought, they could have caught him with burglar tools and stolen goods on him, and made it a good shoot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2023 07:13 PM (1R4jZ)

212 When are the baby elephants & goats 'n zh*t?

Posted by: mnw at November 13, 2023 07:13 PM (NLIak)

213 John Harwood has been snorting coke off Hunter's ass

Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2023 07:13 PM (/ZeN3)

214 Lot of caselaw on curtilege apart from self defense because of search and seizure cases and that is a complex thicket of laws.
Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 07:11 PM (bk5GW)

Does any of this matter if...like...ya know...they don't find any bodies?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2023 07:13 PM (uSHSS)

215 we are so fkd
Posted by: runner at November 13, 2023 07:08 PM (V13WU)
*****
Yes we are and most people have no idea just how bad it really is.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 13, 2023 07:14 PM (NpAcC)

216 >>Unless the SUV contained code word top secrets, there is no justification of firing on car thieves who apparently weren't an immediate threat to anyone.

Weapons and Ammo.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2023 07:14 PM (E/EBH)

217 They can track down a web designer out of California who shook a fence on the 6th but there's no way to know who dropped cocaine in a room with three cameras and constant monitoring.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at November 13, 2023 07:14 PM (sD7y4)

218 How about antique or replica swords?
Posted by: Oldcat
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That is where the facts come in about how the person behaved, what was the item, and so on. Those taking something, even a sword and leaving is a far different circumstance than them drawing the sword, claiming that they are King Arthur and they are going to spit your gizzard. As weird a set of facts that you can hypothesize, you will find a confounding case somewhere that seemingly had a crazed legal logic to a conviction or an acquittal somewhere.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 07:14 PM (bk5GW)

219 >>> This SS thing sounds fishy.
Why shoot? I suspect they pulled their guns and had an accidental discharge.

I bet one of them got a little excited, tried to quick draw with finger on the trigger and put three into the asphault as he startled himself and the others agents were looking at him like, "WTF".

IF they had reason to drawdown on the bad guys they all would have. After the first shot they would have 'sympathy' shots and lit up the perps with full mag dumps.... because they always do.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 13, 2023 07:14 PM (cOq4q)

220 "You would have to be insane to do Coke these days."

It didn't hurt in the old days either.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2023 07:14 PM (vFG9F)

221 Remember all laws designed to make it easier for someone to steal your stuff are laws which devalue your life compared to that of a criminal. Life is measured in finite terms while on this earth and using up more of your allotted life span to replace that which has already been paid for means expending the irreplaceable.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large'

I once exploded on (Blue City Police) while chained to a bench explaining, 'That motherfucker didn't steal my SHIT, he stole my TIME!'
Back then the Police sat back awkwardly. They knew what I meant. Lowlifes steal their TIME all the time. They knew. Now, I wouldn't even bother trying to 'explain' it.
At that moment if I had been some assclown they would have tuned me up.
They did not.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 13, 2023 07:15 PM (Pnrsc)

222 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Melissa Cantarero Weiss, the Deputy City Administrator of the City of Wauwatosa, WI, sent an email to city workers instructing them not to use red and green and religious Christmas decorations because it’s not “inclusive” and “equitable.”
She also refers to snowmen as “snow people” because snowmen is gendered language.

-
Happy Winterfest, everybody!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 13, 2023 07:16 PM (FVME7)

223 Some good general forums are the High Road

Once upon a time I frequented that place. No longer.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2023 07:17 PM (V8he0)

224 Had they had some patience and forethought, they could have caught him with burglar tools and stolen goods on him, and made it a good shoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2023 07:13 PM (1R4jZ)

Concur. He was a career criminal and a frequent flyer and most likely has been stealing since he was pried off of his momma's teet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 13, 2023 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

225 210 Well, I guess it will another decade or more of not watching the Macy's TD parade. I'm just broken up about that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 07:13 PM (RSbhh)

I already hate parades. Tranny parade certainly won't change my mind.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 13, 2023 07:17 PM (OX9vb)

226 Happy Winterfest, everybody!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 13, 2023 07:16 PM (FVME7)
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Obligatory: Festivus for the rest of us.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 13, 2023 07:18 PM (z5vMw)

227 205 Even the xylazine has fentanyl in it now. Everything going to hell.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 07:18 PM (MvF+J)

228 Just watched Speaker Johnson on Newsmax being interviewed by Greta. My skin didn't crawl while listening to him. Anyway, they discussed biden impeachment and how it's still being pursued. Yes, he did say it wouldn't be the circus that PDT's were. I never heard him say it was off the table as was being reported in comments here and on other sites.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 13, 2023 07:18 PM (2NHgQ)

229 There's no people like snow people.

Posted by: Frosty at November 13, 2023 07:18 PM (vFG9F)

230 >>She also refers to snowmen as “snow people” because snowmen is gendered language.

I thought snow people were Canadians.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2023 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

231 instructing them not to use red and green and religious Christmas decorations because it’s not “inclusive” and “equitable.”

Red and green?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 07:18 PM (RSbhh)

232 I'm torn, the illegals overall are better than the educators, HR directors and woke administrators and teachers. Can we deport them instead?
Posted by: Oldcat
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Not really, illegals and those claiming refugee status cost the US taxpayers about 500 billion last year or about one third of the current deficit (not counting interest on the debt).
Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 07:08 PM (bk5GW)

Still less than what the government costs us. And some of the illegals do honest work.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 07:19 PM (eoQWY)

233 190 The coolest kids all have ravelins.

nevermore

Posted by: anachronda at November 13, 2023 07:19 PM (oY6Yp)

234 Incidentally, just TRY to convince a jury that a def is guilty, beyond a reasonable doubt, because nobody but the def had access to a certain space.

Just TRY, without other corroborating evidence, & see if the jury even leaves the box before returning a 5 min NG verdict.

I never had that experience, thank God (I would've shot myself in the foot first), but I know two different, very capable prosecutors* who did receive such an assignment.

*one became a fed magistrate judge

Posted by: mnw at November 13, 2023 07:20 PM (NLIak)

235 227 When Illinois legalizes fentanyl, the regulations will specify that it must be cut with sterile powdered bugs.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 07:20 PM (MvF+J)

236 @libsoftiktok
Melissa Cantarero Weiss, the Deputy City Administrator of the City of Wauwatosa, WI, sent an email to city workers instructing them not to use red and green and religious Christmas decorations because it’s not “inclusive” and “equitable.”
She also refers to snowmen as “snow people” because snowmen is gendered language.

-
Happy Winterfest, everybody!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 13, 2023 07:16 PM (FVME7)
***

Effective immediately, all stop lights will be turned off for the remainder of the period of time some people celebrate some holidays.
Happy seasonal timeframe citizens.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2023 07:20 PM (uSHSS)

237 If in 2012 Mitt had gotten Trump's 2016 turnout from "white non-college" he'd have been President.

But as Huckabee said, Mitt reminds you of the guy that'd fire you to make a nickel.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 13, 2023 07:20 PM (K6vwr)

238 >>> "Illegal aliens being deported from the United States will be a “horrifying reality” if former President Donald Trump is elected president next year, a spokesman for President Joe Biden’s campaign says."

Who needs an invasion army with these traiters in charge.
Fvckers need to impeached literally for treason.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 13, 2023 07:20 PM (cOq4q)

239 FUN FACT: In CA you'll be prosecuted for shooting at someone who is attempting to steal your property whether it's in your home or not.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2023 06:59 PM (guGkK)

The takeaway? Don't miss. Don't report.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2023 07:21 PM (1R4jZ)

240 Harwood or Whorewood???

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 07:21 PM (krqg6)

241 Theory is only only only family members are not searched going into the White House

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2023 07:22 PM (fwDg9)

242 I'm fairly certain Mitt won. McCain probably did, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at November 13, 2023 07:22 PM (sD7y4)

243 You can make up your own minds, but based on the the pictures at the Daily Mail, these two Thems lack the classic markers of physical attractiveness for any gender, including all the imaginary ones.

I rate this at 8.8 on the Ace Cruelty Scale.

Posted by: Billy D at November 13, 2023 07:22 PM (F6Xpw)

244 Red and green?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 07:18 PM (RSbhh)
----

If the women don't find you handsome, they should find you handy!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 13, 2023 07:22 PM (z5vMw)

245 231 instructing them not to use red and green and religious Christmas decorations because it’s not “inclusive” and “equitable.”

Red and green?

mexicans hardest hit

Posted by: anachronda at November 13, 2023 07:22 PM (oY6Yp)

246 Does any of this matter if...like...ya know...they don't find any bodies?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes
-----------
Yep. Are you growing pot in your garage for example? or on your back patio? Ditto for where the police are entitled to observe using plain sight. Having drug dogs on the porch with a cop with no probable cause or even reasonable suspicion to be there, Scotus says that is a violation of your curtilage.

No body, No crime is a thing that prosecutors like to flaunt at police but no body just means you have to have substantial circumstantial evidence in order to convict.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 07:22 PM (bk5GW)

247 Good grief.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 13, 2023 07:23 PM (z5vMw)

248 Hiker, 71, who was missing since August is found dead in Colorado with his white Jack Russell, Finney, still alive next to his body

I am guessing that Finney now has a taste for Human Flesh.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2023 07:12 PM (E/EBH)

A cat would have gone home and gotten a can for dinner, or now be ruling the mountain with his cat army.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

249 @237

>>But as Huckabee said, Mitt reminds you of the guy that'd fire you to make a nickel.

That's literally what a company like Bain Capital does of which he was a Co-Founder.

Or alternatively...

He is what we thought he was.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 13, 2023 07:25 PM (XV/Pl)

250 Good grief.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker

You called?
~Charlie Brown

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 13, 2023 07:25 PM (4Qdil)

251 15 3 Is it legal to open fire at someone trying to break into your car?
Posted by: bluebell
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If that is all they are doing, then no for the citizen. However, law enforcement runs under different rules of engagement where they can go out and confront, even threaten or present a weapon aka brandish, but even there--the officers had to have a threat of a violent felony being committed in order to reply with gunfire as that is deadly force.

A carjacking would meet that test but people stealing a car, nope. You can only use enough force to prevent them from stealing the car just like a citizen.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 06:28 PM (bk5GW)

Also, the shot(s) they fired went somewhere and hit something. Wonder what?

Posted by: Billy D at November 13, 2023 07:25 PM (F6Xpw)

252 Posted by: anachronda at November 13, 2023 07:22 PM (oY6Yp)

People who don't celebrate Christmas anyway are even more offended by red and green decorations?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 07:25 PM (RSbhh)

253 Hiker, 71, who was missing since August is found dead in Colorado with his white Jack Russell, Finney, still alive next to what was left of his body

Daily Mail
Posted by: DB - at November 13, 2023 07:10 PM (geLO

Fixed it for them. I love dogs. But a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2023 07:25 PM (1R4jZ)

254 I'm fairly certain Mitt won. McCain probably did, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at November 13, 2023 07:22 PM (sD7y4)

their was certainly lots of fraud in OH in the first Obama election, 'volunteers' being driven in to get out, or create the vote.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

255 So the Secret Service is within the scope of their employment shooting at a car burglar. Deadly force for a property crime. What was that? Mouse clicking? Page turning?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 13, 2023 07:26 PM (as3uC)

256 Fixed it for them. I love dogs. But a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2023 07:25 PM (1R4jZ)

The definition of 'protecting' the master gets increasingly flexible.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

257 Melissa Cantarero Weiss'

Looked her up I'm sure she's a Madison transplant. Those people are a fucking cancer. Also, Who in the Fuck goes to Wauwatosa for 'tourism'.
Nope, Milwaukee.
I was wrong-ish.
She seems to be an 'artist'.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 13, 2023 07:27 PM (Pnrsc)

258 She also refers to snowmen as “snow people” because snowmen is gendered language.

True dat. 'Snowballs' and all.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2023 07:27 PM (dhhKu)

259 Still less than what the government costs us. And some of the illegals do honest work.
Posted by: Oldcat
--------
And a lot don't. If you want more illegals, I am sure that a lot of people here would gladly send you some of theirs to your neighborhood.

There are multiple levels of secondary effects that unrestrained illegal entry has including crime such as sex trafficking, fentanyl, and meth before that and pretty much is the desire of employers for cheap labor that takes what they give them and shuts up--for those employers, illegals are ideal.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 07:27 PM (bk5GW)

260 Hiker, 71, who was missing since August is found dead in Colorado with his white Jack Russell, Finney, still alive next to his body

I am guessing that Finney now has a taste for Human Flesh.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2023 07:12 PM (E/EBH)

I don't think so, since they returned the dog to his family right after a quick visit to the vet to make sure he was ok. The dog probably scavaged for himself and stayed loyal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2023 07:27 PM (PQ4m2)

261 I never heard him say it was off the table as was being reported in comments here and on other sites.
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Yes, crap. One tweet from IIRC Cernovich [no source] and a Zero Hedge 'article' using RINO Don Bacon as a half-assed source making a claim about something he'd heard.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 07:27 PM (krqg6)

262 IDF has troops in the Hamas Parliament building.
I'd pay money if even one was wearing horns on his helmet.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2023 07:27 PM (uSHSS)

263 instructing them not to use red and green and religious Christmas decorations because it’s not “inclusive” and “equitable.”

Red and green?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

The obvious solution is to let each decorate his area pursuant to his religion. Christians can put up red and green ribbon and Moslems hand grenades and machetes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 13, 2023 07:28 PM (FVME7)

264 People who don't celebrate Christmas anyway are even more offended by red and green decorations?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 07:25 PM (RSbhh)

Just rename them myrtle and maroon and put em up. Its what my college did to look tony. And decorators, they do it, call the color 'bone' or 'ecru' and charge more.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

265 I wish the SS had bagged an aspiring rapper or two.

Posted by: Frosty at November 13, 2023 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

266 It's enough to go get more but not a Weekend in Vegas's worth.

Posted by: DaveA at November 13, 2023 07:29 PM (FhXTo)

267 Also, the shot(s) they fired went somewhere and hit something. Wonder what?
Posted by: Billy D
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A thug did that in Nashville recently and killed an innocent college student attending Belmont doing that very thing.

Be interesting to read the SS and cop reports.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 07:29 PM (bk5GW)

268 Olivia Beavers @Olivia_Beavers Nov 11
Speaker speaking about impeachment says allegations they won’t move forward on it are made up - says along lines of: we’re following due process

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 16h
🚨SCOOP: Speaker Jonson confirming internally he never said he wouldn’t move forward w/Biden impeachment

Rumor was put out by McCarthy proxies trying to weaken him

Speaker Johnson likely putting out statement early this week clarifying his position

He is pro-Biden impeachment

He wants the investigations by Comer and Jordan to continue playing out and producing more evidence

It’s not a question of “if”

Only a question of “when”

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 07:29 PM (krqg6)

269 Red and green? I'm partial to blue and white.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2023 07:29 PM (NxC5+)

270 264 Ask them to take red and green out of the pride flag.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 07:29 PM (MvF+J)

271 I see the communications person of a university I work for has sent an email to the community basically saying, "hey, could you guys tone down all the pro-Hamas speech and attacks on Jews a smidge? It's really turning off some people who give us money."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 13, 2023 07:30 PM (pIx7m)

272 “This really allows us to streamline the way we set up elections, the way we schedule poll workers … it really reduces the risk of human error in setting up for the elections,” said city administrator Melissa Weiss."

"Investing in the security of city elections is also a major priority in the new budget. This will come in the form of new physical assets the city has not named and the implementation of an elections management program that the common council already approved."

"The 2023 budget will add a health strategist role as well as funding for mental health services for Wauwatosa Police Department officers, specifically by expanding crisis intervention training"

Guess what vertical direction Wauwatosa's taxes are going!

Posted by: LenNeal at November 13, 2023 07:30 PM (Pnrsc)

273 >>IDF has troops in the Hamas Parliament building.
I'd pay money if even one was wearing horns on his helmet.

Buffalo Hat Guy has filed papers in AZ to run for a House seat.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2023 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)

274 IDF has troops in the Hamas Parliament building.
I'd pay money if even one was wearing horns on his helmet.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2023 07:27 PM (uSHSS)

So, an unused empty building?

When Sherman's troops took Georgia's capital of Millegeville in the march to the sea, the troops convoked a session and passed a few laws just for fun.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

275 I like silver and gold.

-- Zombie Burl Ives

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2023 07:30 PM (dhhKu)

276 nood

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at November 13, 2023 07:30 PM (MvF+J)

277 "The dog probably scavaged for himself and stayed loyal
Posted by: Nevergiveup"

That's what I'm going with.

Posted by: Frosty the Snow Person at November 13, 2023 07:30 PM (vFG9F)

278 Yay! Baby animals!

Posted by: mnw at November 13, 2023 07:30 PM (NLIak)

279 >>> Hiker, 71, who was missing since August is found dead in Colorado with his white Jack Russell, Finney, still alive next to his body
Daily Mail
Posted by: DB

A pet cat would have eaten his eyes, lips and fingertips, making the ID that much more difficult.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 13, 2023 07:31 PM (cOq4q)

280 @273 Hamas has a parliament?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 13, 2023 07:31 PM (pIx7m)

281 Nood Cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 13, 2023 07:31 PM (4Qdil)

282 I am guessing that Finney now has a taste for Human Flesh.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2023 07:12 PM (E/EBH)
I don't think so, since they returned the dog to his family right after a quick visit to the vet to make sure he was ok. The dog probably scavaged for himself and stayed loyal
Posted by: Nevergiveup'

I'm absolutely sure my cat would eat me immediately.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 13, 2023 07:31 PM (Pnrsc)

283 221 Remember all laws designed to make it easier for someone to steal your stuff are laws which devalue your life compared to that of a criminal. Life is measured in finite terms while on this earth and using up more of your allotted life span to replace that which has already been paid for means expending the irreplaceable.
Posted by: Blake
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Society made a choice that lives were more important than property somewhere about 100 years ago or (more in the earlier settled East). You want to change things, get the laws changed in your state.

Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 07:32 PM (bk5GW)

284 Hamas has a parliament?
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Of whores.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 13, 2023 07:32 PM (krqg6)

285 Still less than what the government costs us. And some of the illegals do honest work.
Posted by: Oldcat
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And a lot don't. If you want more illegals, I am sure that a lot of people here would gladly send you some of theirs to your neighborhood.

There are multiple levels of secondary effects that unrestrained illegal entry has including crime such as sex trafficking, fentanyl, and meth before that and pretty much is the desire of employers for cheap labor that takes what they give them and shuts up--for those employers, illegals are ideal.
Posted by: whig at November 13, 2023 07:27 PM (bk5GW)

Oh for gods sake I never said anything of the sort.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2023 07:32 PM (eoQWY)

286 I think in Texas (maybe FL) it is legal to fire on someone who is engaged in a property crime, everywhere else, you'll be arrested.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 13, 2023 07:33 PM (MeG8a)

287 279 >>> Hiker, 71, who was missing since August is found dead in Colorado with his white Jack Russell, Finney, still alive next to his body
Daily Mail
Posted by: DB

A pet cat would have eaten his eyes, lips and fingertips, making the ID that much more difficult.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 13, 2023 07:31 PM (cOq4q)
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I wonder if he had sent his loyal Jack Russell off to get help sometime back in August.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 13, 2023 07:33 PM (pIx7m)

288 >>> "REMINDER: Biden has *already* enriched the Iranian regime to the tune of $100 billion since taking office."

What's 10% of $100b
Posted by: Ignoramus

A loan.
- Biden Family Syndicate

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 13, 2023 07:35 PM (cOq4q)

289 Maryanne Trump Barry, Donald Trump’s older sister, dead at 86

https://bityl.co/MIxO

Posted by: Comcast at November 13, 2023 07:36 PM (zerGY)

290 Also, the shot(s) they fired went somewhere and hit something. Wonder what?

Has anyone seen Treacher recently?

Posted by: DaveA at November 13, 2023 07:42 PM (FhXTo)

291 People who don't celebrate Christmas anyway are even more offended by red and green decorations?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2023 07:25 PM (RSbhh)

I just bought two more red and green lazer projectors. Puts me at 9, I think. I shoot them up into the trees in the front yard. Might do a fogger I have somewhere around here in the shop this year.
Glad someone will be offended. I've never had one of those. Everybody loves it.

Posted by: Reforger at November 13, 2023 07:43 PM (vepQc)

292 The website boxofficemojo.com is reporting the Marvel's number is still dropping, with an actual weekend number of $46.1 million.
But in woke math, 46.1 probably does round up to 47

Posted by: Wally at November 13, 2023 07:53 PM (EyElY)

293 The worst part of that Secret Service carjacking story is that the agents fired on 3 carjackers ... and didn't hit a single one of them.

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