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A Girl's Teeth Were Smashed Out of Her Mouth By a Boy Playing Girls Field Hockey

This story is not directly about transgenders playing girls sports, although I would imagine the boy in question has some Special Snowflake sexual identity.

A law in leftwing shithole Massachusetts says that any boy -- transgender or not -- can play on any girls team, if the school does not offer a boys team in that sport.

Boys have, of course, never played field hockey. This Special Snowflake wanted to play, and Massachusetts law says he gets to play with the girls.

And obliterate the teeth from their mouths.


'Boys do not belong in girls' sports': Teammate of HS field hockey player hospitalized by male opponent calls for changes

Dave Urbanski
November 07, 2023

A teammate of the Massachusetts high school field hockey player who was hospitalized last week after a male opponent fired a high-powered shot into her face said it's time for changes to rules that allow males to play on female teams, WFTX-TV reported.

Dighton-Rehoboth team captain Kelsey Bain wrote in a letter to the state's lnterscholastic Athletic Association that "boys do not belong in girls' sports," the station said.

During Thursday's playoff game against Swampscott High School, the male Swampscott player fired a shot toward the goal, but the ball instead hit a Dighton-Rehoboth player hard in her face. The ball ricocheted far from the point of impact, and the injured player fell to her knees and cried out -- as did her teammates. A number of them turned their faces away after coming to her aid, and play was halted while the injured female player was treated.

Actually, they didn't cry out; they screamed in horror.

"The shrieks and screams of fear and pain that projected from her after being hit filled the stadium," Bain added in her letter, according to WFTX. "The looks of horror and shock on the faces of the girls surrounding her were also chilling."

Massachusetts scholastic rules allow males to play sports with females if there's no male team for that sport available -- and vice versa.

But Bain said enough is enough.

"We all witnessed the substantial damage that a male has the ability to cause against a female during a game," she added in her letter, according to the station. "How much longer does the MIAA plan on using girls as statistical data points before they realize that boys do not belong in girls' sports?"

The boy who smashed the girls' teeth in went right on playing, and scored both of the game's only two goals. You will probably not be shocked to learn that this boy is an All-State player in girls field hockey.

The victim of this Very Special Snowflake has "significant" damage to her teeth and mouth.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM




Comments

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1 Girls need to stop competing when they let males in.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 08, 2023 03:30 PM (u73oe)

2 First!

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 08, 2023 03:30 PM (wbFkq)

3 Called em

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 08, 2023 03:31 PM (u73oe)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Phew.....I was running low on links.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

6 My daughter started playing in high school. She's been hurt a few times, but always gets up. Catholic schools don't do this nonsense, It's all girls, and no trannies.

Heh, her coach wanted to enter in All Catholic as a freshman this year - she's really good - but she cannot win the award as a freshman.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2023 03:32 PM (d2bW3)

7 The Trannie crap has to end

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 03:32 PM (fwDg9)

8 >>> 1 Girls need to stop competing when they let males in.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 08, 2023 03:30 PM (u73oe)

Either that, or find a more ... effective ... use for the sports equipment, in this case hockey sticks.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2023 03:32 PM (llON8)

9 I... am not sure where I stand on this one.

1) Hockey is violent as hell.

2) The girls should have refused to play with the roid monster.

3) This guy is a punk who should have been taken out behind the arena and given a good beating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 03:32 PM (di6C2)

10 A law in leftwing shithole Massachusetts says that any boy -- transgender or not -- can play on any girls team, if the school does not offer a boys team in that sport.
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Because to not allow this would invite all sorts of ideas counter to the preferred East Coast Lysenkoism.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 03:33 PM (krQz2)

11 It wouldn't be such a problem if it was only guys like Dylan Mulvaney trying to compete in women's sports. I know plenty of tough women that would whoop his twink ass.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 08, 2023 03:33 PM (S9Uyp)

12 Girls need to stop competing when they let males in.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 08, 2023 03:30 PM (u73oe)

=====

Bingo

Posted by: TBW at November 08, 2023 03:33 PM (DRSnL)

13 Oh no!!! This is horrible.
Also, where do I send my Democrats early ballot?
- AWFL moms

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 03:33 PM (BNA1f)

14 I was running low on links.


It’s OK. We like patties, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 03:33 PM (JrojV)

15 Girls need to stop competing when they let males in.
Posted by: Duke Lowell



For any reason.
I wonder if girls could play football since there are no girls teams?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 03:33 PM (mcnNX)

16 Olympic men's Field Hockey Team once showed up at our local Street Hockey Tournament to show off their sport.
We played 2 scrimages against them. One using the Field Hockey Rules on contact and the other using our League rules.

Hilarity ensued in that second match.

But, I will say that a Field Hockey Ball makes a Lacrosse Ball seem like a Tennis Ball.
Those things hurt.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 03:33 PM (Atkwd)

17 1 Girls need to stop competing when they let males in.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

This is the only way to stop this crap.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 03:34 PM (pP7rZ)

18 Swampscott seems to be a bunch of pussies.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:34 PM (cHNrw)

19 #2 in white that strikes the ball is obviously a dude wanting to be a chick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

20 5 Phew.....I was running low on links.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Til next time, sponge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 03:34 PM (di6C2)

21 During Thursday's playoff game against Swampscott High School, the male Swampscott player fired a shot toward the goal, but the ball instead hit a Dighton-Rehoboth player hard in her face. The ball ricocheted far from the point of impact, and the injured player fell to her knees and cried out -- as did her teammates. A number of them turned their faces away after coming to her aid, and play was halted while the injured female player was treated.
++++
This is what equity looks like.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 03:34 PM (d04cU)

22 I do often drive home past thr HS sports teams practicing, it's quick look but haven't seen boys playing on girls teams, but doesn't mean it's not thete.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 03:35 PM (fwDg9)

23 Phew.....I was running low on links.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

I find that hard to believe.

Posted by: TBW at November 08, 2023 03:35 PM (DRSnL)

24
Til next time, sponge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 03:34 PM (di6C2)



Til next time.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

25 A law in leftwing shithole Massachusetts says that any boy -- transgender or not -- can play on any girls team, if the school does not offer a boys team in that sport.


They do. It's called lacrosse.
Much better playing it the old way with the skull of a losing team's member.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 03:35 PM (mcnNX)

26 Super empowering for all involved.

Posted by: Nothing says equality like getting savaged by boys and men who are now girls and women. at November 08, 2023 03:36 PM (CjGGv)

27 His parents must be so proud.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2023 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

28 =====

I find that hard to believe.
Posted by: TBW at November 08, 2023 03:35 PM (DRSnL)



Ok. Then socks?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

29 >>>Either that, or find a more ... effective ... use for the sports equipment, in this case hockey sticks.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I read a story a few days ago where the entire team walked off the field because a tranny was on the other team. The school actually made changes soon after.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2023 03:36 PM (d2bW3)

30 You would think this would be something women would be passionately against.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2023 03:36 PM (NpAcC)

31 Finally a sport that can employ a 1 iron.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:36 PM (cHNrw)

32 The boy who smashed the girls' teeth in went right on playing, and scored both of the game's only two goals. You will probably not be shocked to learn that this boy is an All-State player in girls field hockey.
++++
The tranny movement and its allies have been working hard for years now to demonstrate that men are the best women.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 03:36 PM (d04cU)

33 O/T

"Detroit Police have arrested a suspect in the stabbing murder of synagogue leader Samantha Woll.

The suspect has not been identified. "

They can't hide him forever.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 03:37 PM (8rsIm)

34 Dighton-Rehoboth should make sure a few of their male athletes "make the field hockey team" just in time for their next match against Swampscott.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 08, 2023 03:37 PM (2cS/G)

35 I don't think boys/men should play physical sports with girls/women.

However, given that they don't wear masks, that same shot would have had the same result if a boy had been hit, right?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 08, 2023 03:37 PM (lg881)

36 Girls need to stop competing when they let males in.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

This is the only way to stop this crap.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 03:34 PM (pP7rZ)
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After all, sports is probably getting in the way of their Home Ec time.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 03:37 PM (krQz2)

37 The county that Swampscott is in voted - shocking I know - for Biden by 30 points.

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 03:37 PM (BNA1f)

38 The Trannie crap has to end
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 03:32 PM (fwDg9)
........

It will, just to be replaced by something even more disgusting.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2023 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

39 Well, this is the "equity" that all of the third and fourth wave feminists have been calling for all along.

It's not my job to say we tried to warn them - I am tired of arguing until I am blue in the face to these mental midgets in charge of the blue-haired land whale contingent of the Democrat party.

I feel sorry for these girls, but I am have to admit that my stone-hearted self is getting a good chuckle at watching these idjits turn themselves into pretzels trying to square all of the circles of their own making.

I'm prolly gonna go to hell for it.

Anybody want me to save them a seat? 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 03:38 PM (SRRAx)

40 >>I read a story a few days ago where the entire team walked off the field because a tranny was on the other team. The school actually made changes soon after.


This is how they should play it.

Show up. As soon as the match / game starts, all the women on the team should walk off the field and leave the Tranny out there alone.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 03:38 PM (Atkwd)

41 The field hockey girls need to burn their bras in protest to males competing in their sport.

Posted by: JROD at November 08, 2023 03:38 PM (IlL6s)

42 Definitely agree with the sentiment but, outside the US, boys have ALWAYS played field hockey. It was invented as a male sport. At my UK school we played Rugby, hockey and cricket. Most injuries were in (field) hockey.

Posted by: Clovis Sangrail at November 08, 2023 03:38 PM (7r7B/)

43 Well, the chick became a 10 the hard way.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:38 PM (cHNrw)

44 "Detroit Police have arrested a suspect in the stabbing murder of synagogue leader Samantha Woll."
---
Another verbal altercation?

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 03:38 PM (krQz2)

45 This is the town where NCAA president and past gov, Charlie baker lives. Care to comment, @CharlieBakerMA?
++++
Doubtful. If he does, I am sure he will call for more effective safeguards on the field of play and decry the woeful condition of safety equipment in high school athletics, crying for a federal program to ensure that public schools all have access to vital safety paraphernalia and that the regulatory codes for high school athletics be updated to ensure a better and safer environment so that such problems can be avoided in the future. The male player isn't the problem so much as the absence of a properly-fitted mouthguard, and our unwillingness to regulate athletics properly is the real villain in this story.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 03:39 PM (d04cU)

46 I am tired of arguing until I am blue in the face to these mental midgets in charge of the blue-haired land whale contingent of the Democrat party.


She was #7 on the team in white.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

47 However, given that they don't wear masks, that same shot would have had the same result if a boy had been hit, right?

Maybe. Though boys hit harder and also have defense mechanisms, like hand-eye coordination.

Posted by: I denounce myself at November 08, 2023 03:39 PM (CjGGv)

48 Dighton-Rehoboth should make sure a few of their male athletes "make the field hockey team" just in time for their next match against Swampscott.
Posted by: Lincolntf



Especially since you don't have to claim tranny.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 03:39 PM (mcnNX)

49 37 The county that Swampscott is in voted - shocking I know - for Biden by 30 points.
----------------
They deserve what they get - good and hard.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:40 PM (cHNrw)

50 "Detroit Police have arrested a suspect in the stabbing murder of synagogue leader Samantha Woll."



15 days suspended sentence and a promise to not do it again. Or do it again but not get caught next time.
- Soros DA sentence recommendation

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 03:40 PM (BNA1f)

51 OT, but Hillary Clinton just called Trump "Hitler".

That this kind of rhetoric can be used is outrageous. She must be crazy.

What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 03:40 PM (4eB/Q)

52 Teenage boy surrounded by teenage girls. Scoundrel or genius?

Posted by: DOYLE at November 08, 2023 03:40 PM (Z8Yh2)

53 The male player isn't the problem so much as the absence of a properly-fitted mouthguard, and our unwillingness to regulate athletics properly is the real villain in this story.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 03:39 PM (d04cU)



They will be mandated to wear the head cage the college ice hockey players wear.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

54 My daughter started playing in high school. She's been hurt a few times, but always gets up. Catholic schools don't do this nonsense, It's all girls, and no trannies.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2023 03:32 PM (d2bW3)

=====

Our bishop sent out a notice when school started, basically saying: your child will dress as the appropriate gender, be called by their birth name, and we are not playing that pronoun game.

Posted by: TBW at November 08, 2023 03:40 PM (DRSnL)

55 Perhaps a few girl's team dads should have a heart to heart talk with the lad.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 08, 2023 03:40 PM (5tro9)

56 >>>However, given that they don't wear masks, that same shot would have had the same result if a boy had been hit, right?


Most field hockey players wear eye protection - a small cage - and they all wear mouthpieces.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2023 03:40 PM (d2bW3)

57
1 Girls need to stop competing when they let males in.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 08, 2023 03:30 PM


Nailed it in the very first comment. Just walk away girls. Put an asterisk next to every first place - that victory was against zero competition.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 08, 2023 03:41 PM (enJYY)

58 You will equality in Sports...good and hard.

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 08, 2023 03:41 PM (TwA+r)

59 49 37 The county that Swampscott is in voted - shocking I know - for Biden by 30 points.
----------------
They deserve what they get - good and hard.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:40 PM (cHNrw)

I’m 100% done with caring about the well being of people who vote for their own destruction. FOAD good people of Swampscott, for all I care.

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 03:41 PM (BNA1f)

60 >>>Our bishop sent out a notice when school started, basically saying: your child will dress as the appropriate gender, be called by their birth name, and we are not playing that pronoun game.
Posted by: TBW


Excellent. Good for him.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2023 03:41 PM (d2bW3)

61 As I remember, Slapshots and Lifting Shots are not allowed in Field Hockey.

And rightfully so. Those damned sticks make you play with your face right about hip height. It'd be a bloody ass sport if they played by NHL Rules.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 03:41 PM (Atkwd)

62 What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?
----------------
Umm, he destroyed Hillary like France.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:41 PM (cHNrw)

63 Dighton is home to the famous Dighton Rock
and Swampscott has two Dunkin Donuts...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 08, 2023 03:42 PM (TGPs7)

64 >>> 33 O/T

"Detroit Police have arrested a suspect in the stabbing murder of synagogue leader Samantha Woll.

The suspect has not been identified. "

They can't hide him forever.
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 03:37 PM (8rsIm)

OrangeManBad arrested for murder in Detroit!!!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at November 08, 2023 03:42 PM (llON8)

65 What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 03:40 PM (4eB/Q)
---
They gave him a "Beer Hall Putsch" with Jan-6.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 03:42 PM (krQz2)

66 I feel sorry for these girls, but I am have to admit that my stone-hearted self is getting a good chuckle at watching these idjits turn themselves into pretzels trying to square all of the circles of their own making.

I'm prolly gonna go to hell for it.

Anybody want me to save them a seat? 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 03:38 PM (SRRAx)

It would take a heart of stone not to laugh, but remember in many cases the children are suffering for the actions of their parents.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 08, 2023 03:42 PM (lg881)

67 >>>As I remember, Slapshots and Lifting Shots are not allowed in Field Hockey.

Julia plays defense. She can sweep the ball out and that's usually what you would call a slapshot, but most shots aren't that hard.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2023 03:42 PM (d2bW3)

68 What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 03:40 PM (4eB/Q)



I'm quite sure there's audio out there somewhere of Hitler saying pussy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Perhaps a few girl's team dads should have a heart to heart talk with the lad.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko


Out of state uncles and cousins.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (mcnNX)

70 The male player isn't the problem so much as the absence of a properly-fitted mouthguard, and our unwillingness to regulate athletics properly is the real villain in this story.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 03:39 PM (d04cU)

Don’t forget racism.

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (BNA1f)

71 Well, Trump IS a teetotaler. Like Adolph.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (JrojV)

72 The girl's parents probably vote democrat exclusively. Unfortunately for their poor daughter, they got exactly what they voted for.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (BdMk6)

73 If that's my kid, they'd be finding body parts of Mr Pretend Girl all the way up to Nova Scotia. Starting with the toes.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (voHIS)

74 Why do women even have teeth? All they eat is yogurt and pumpkin spice lattes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (JTwsP)

75 Perhaps a few girl's team dads should have a heart to heart talk with the lad.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 08, 2023 03:40 PM (5tro9)
++++
From Wikipedia:
The median household income was $114,086, and the median income for a family was $143,320. Married-couple families had a median income of $156,341 and non-family households had a median income of $60,880.

Tony place. The girls probably have dads, but the dads are probably mostly executives or government types who think the whole thing is just awful but won't intervene.

Just a guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (d04cU)

76 What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?

Neither man drank alcohol.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (I/Qkd)

77 Tonight on NBC is the 3rd Republican debate @ 8:00 ET.

I think I'll tune in just to see what or who they blame for yesterday's disaster.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

78 Can you send over your Tranny Brigade? I haven't been getting attention lately.

Posted by: Z-dog at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

79 I had a HS girlfriend who played field hockey for an all-Girls Catholic school. I became a leg man in those years. It was a little odd, a bunch of teenage guys in the small bleacher section watching 20 very fit teenage girls in short skirts running all over the place. We tried to keep our commentary hushed, but you can imagine what it was like.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (2cS/G)

80 What’s it matter the same left wing Karen’s that voted for all this will keep doing it over and over so they feel better about thsmevles and they “made a difference”, and abortion

Posted by: Mr pink at November 08, 2023 03:44 PM (xxcYb)

81 This is violence against young women. maybe in the future they will exact revenge on the perpetrator; a swarm of hockey sticks.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 08, 2023 03:44 PM (saN7u)

82 This Massachusetts law is beyond insane. The boy playing girls sports doesn't even have to be tranny. The boy can play against girls if there's no boys team in the same sport. So the 6-2, 250 pound star football running back can play girl's field hockey. Sounds like a great idea.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

83 Trump, like Hitler, had no use for Dykes.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:44 PM (cHNrw)

84 Tammy von Twigenberries has every right to mop up the field with those little XX girlies.

Posted by: Balls Doth Not the Man Make at November 08, 2023 03:45 PM (Eqssc)

85 This Massachusetts law is beyond insane. The boy playing girls sports doesn't even have to be tranny. The boy can play against girls if there's no boys team in the same sport. So the 6-2, 250 pound star football running back can play girl's field hockey. Sounds like a great idea.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 03:44 PM (iFTx/)
++++
But it's equitable! Your not anti-equity, are you?!?!?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 03:45 PM (d04cU)

86

Out of state uncles and cousins.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (mcnNX)



Met a guy from Louisiana once while on a fishing trip. He was talking about his young niece who was going on a "date" with a boy who happened to be the son of a state representative.

"I don't care WHO your dad is. You mess up, I know the swamps. They'll NEVER find you."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

87 We tried to keep our commentary hushed, but you can imagine what it was like.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (2cS/G)
.......

"Look at the gams on that dame"?

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2023 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

88 Trump once ate pizza with a knife and fork, just like Hitler.

Posted by: Will the Nazism never end? at November 08, 2023 03:45 PM (CjGGv)

89
"'Boys do not belong in girls' sports': Teammate of HS field hockey player hospitalized by male opponent calls for changes"

Well, your parents do believe they should be allowed, plus all the Democrats in every level of the insane government. They believe in it.

So you're just fucked little girl. Enjoy the ride.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 08, 2023 03:45 PM (UCNv1)

90 Doesn't Field Hockey prepare women to master a broom?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:45 PM (cHNrw)

91 >>What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?

It's well known that Hitler always wanted to Make America Great Again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2023 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)

92 Teenage boy surrounded by teenage girls. Scoundrel or genius?
Posted by: DOYLE at November 08, 2023


***
A great idea in a stage play or dance troupe, if you're the only straight guy among the straight girls. In physical sports, not so much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 03:45 PM (J2vNu)

93 38 The Trannie crap has to end
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 03:32 PM (fwDg9)
........

It will, just to be replaced by something even more disgusting.
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2023 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

_________________________________

Any day now...the Woke Pope is going to let us in on a little secret. Noah had a bestiality thing going.

Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2023 03:46 PM (dIske)

94 >> We tried to keep our commentary hushed, but you can imagine what it was like.


We decided that we would treat the Girls Field Hockey Team in our HS the way everyone else treated their Football Team.

We would have buses of fans going to the away games. It was hysterical.
Other teams would have like 10 fans and we'd have 100+.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 03:46 PM (Atkwd)

95 Ace is sadly right about the People's Republic.
Just politically, Bat Shit Crazy
and Liberal Swamptards everywhere.
You should be in places like Brighton (aka Little Cambridge)
at 3 in the morning and encounter the Weed Philosophers...
Like Dude, have you ever done DMT?
We're talking wealthy trust fund heirs who scoop up the
duplexes so they can attend BC and such.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 08, 2023 03:46 PM (TGPs7)

96 Both Trump and Hitler had memorable hair.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2023 03:46 PM (I/Qkd)

97 Well, Trump IS a teetotaler. Like Adolph.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (JrojV)
---
Hitler was a vegetarian, just like Trump was not.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 03:46 PM (krQz2)

98 Does Field Hockey have a high sticking penalty? How about a nut punch penalty?

If I was their coach, I would instruct the team to nut punch this guy every chance they get. Yeah, we'll lose the game but the message is sent.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 08, 2023 03:46 PM (TDQgG)

99 >>> So the 6-2, 250 pound star football running back can play girl's field hockey. Sounds like a great idea.
Posted by: Elric Blade


And the thing that hit the girls looks like a linebacker. A fat slob, too.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2023 03:46 PM (d2bW3)

100 "This Massachusetts law is beyond insane. "

Yeah, but abortion is the real issue. You have to allow killin up until birth or you'll lose the election

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 03:46 PM (voHIS)

101 All these “dads should like do stuff man”
Comments are absurd. You know very well if a dad touches that kid he’s going to prison for a long time. This isn’t 1887 Arizona FFS.

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 03:46 PM (BNA1f)

102 The girls should have beat the shit out of him…

Posted by: browndog says use your sticks at November 08, 2023 03:46 PM (pY+ea)

103 It would take a heart of stone not to laugh, but remember in many cases the children are suffering for the actions of their parents.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 08, 2023 03:42 PM (lg881)


Perhaps the children would like to hear about what Conservatives think? We could go out on foot, in groups of 2, wearing nice clothes....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 03:46 PM (SRRAx)

104 You would think this would be something women would be passionately against.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2023 03:36 PM (NpAcC)

Feminists hate women just as much as they hate men.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2023 03:46 PM (eoQWY)

105 I think it's hilarious that woke women have bought into the idea that to be the "best" is to out-man the men in things that men are clearly able to do better. Doesn't that just admit that men are the superior sex and that to be reach their greatest potential women must emulate them?

Why can't they be great at being a woman, in all of the things that women do so much better than men? Or is that just too demeaning?

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 03:47 PM (guGkK)

106 Hitler demanded 2 scoops of ice cream.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Parents need to sue the school:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 03:47 PM (RSbhh)

108 >>>Hitler demanded 2 scoops of ice cream.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

And two scoops of raisins.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2023 03:47 PM (d2bW3)

109 This only stops when women & girls & their parents & coaches unite & refuse to participate in these travesties of "competitions" with mentally-ill & cheating fucks.

If Trump was smart, he'd organize, fund & lead a national movement to make this happen everywhere in the country.

"Unite the clans, Donald!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 03:47 PM (gMSli)

110 Dighton-Rehoboth should make sure a few of their male athletes "make the field hockey team" just in time for their next match against Swampscott.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 08, 2023 03:37 PM (2cS/G)

This!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at November 08, 2023 03:48 PM (3Gtis)

111 I'm quite sure there's audio out there somewhere of Hitler saying pussy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023


***
Well, whatever the German word for that is, anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 03:48 PM (J2vNu)

112 A civilized nation would provide facial deconstruction surgery to the male in question, free of charge.

Posted by: Another Anon at November 08, 2023 03:48 PM (g5Iz1)

113 75 Perhaps a few girl's team dads should have a heart to heart talk with the lad.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 08, 2023 03:40 PM (5tro9)
++++
From Wikipedia:
The median household income was $114,086, and the median income for a family was $143,320. Married-couple families had a median income of $156,341 and non-family households had a median income of $60,880.

Tony place. The girls probably have dads, but the dads are probably mostly executives or government types who think the whole thing is just awful but won't intervene.

Just a guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 03:43 PM (d04cU)
_______________

These are the dads who look like the chubby tub of shit in cargo shorts from yesterday yelling at the polling guy. They are banging their sec'y while the moms are getting serviced by the pool boy. They aren't paying any attention to what's going on in their daughters' lives or sports.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

114 "Does Field Hockey have a high sticking penalty? How about a nut punch penalty?

This is of course an excellent idea. Make Mr Fake Girl into a real girl by watching his nads roll across the field.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 03:48 PM (voHIS)

115 Doesn't Field Hockey prepare women to master a broom?
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:45 PM (cHNrw)



Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

116 It would take a heart of stone not to laugh, but remember in many cases the children are suffering for the actions of their parents.

But this is always true.

No kid deserves the inner city, for example. But what am I supposed to do about it? Murder all their parents and rehome them?

Posted by: I mean, I'm willing. But I'm not able. at November 08, 2023 03:49 PM (CjGGv)

117 If you take the cube of the square root of the number of times Trunp said the word “the” in a speech he gave, it’s exactly the same number of shoes Hitler owned.

I mean Trump is LITERALLY Hitler man!!

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 03:49 PM (BNA1f)

118 >>>This is of course an excellent idea. Make Mr Fake Girl into a real girl by watching his nads roll across the field.
Posted by: Marcus T


Dude didn't even come over to apologize. Scumbag.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2023 03:49 PM (d2bW3)

119 Well, whatever the German word for that is, anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 03:48 PM (J2vNu)

'fotze', apparently.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 03:49 PM (di6C2)

120 As I remember, Slapshots and Lifting Shots are not allowed in Field Hockey.

And rightfully so. Those damned sticks make you play with your face right about hip height. It'd be a bloody ass sport if they played by NHL Rules.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 03:41 PM (Atkwd)


If one-timers aren't allowed, it aint hockey.

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 03:49 PM (fQR+9)

121 House Committee Subpoenas President Biden's Brother, Son

Accusations of failure theater in 3...2...2...

https://tinyurl.com/3yu7asvw

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2023 03:50 PM (I/Qkd)

122 Pussy is Muschi in German according to Google Translator.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:50 PM (cHNrw)

123 >>Doesn't Field Hockey prepare women to master a broom?

You're thinking of curling.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2023 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)

124 Parents need to sue the school:
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 03:47 PM (RSbhh)
++++
For what? Upholding the law?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 03:50 PM (d04cU)

125 Why can't they be great at being a woman, in all of the things that women do so much better than men? Or is that just too demeaning?

*snort*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 03:47 PM (guGkK)

———

That’s pretty much just mothering and sewing.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 08, 2023 03:50 PM (kK343)

126
***
Well, whatever the German word for that is, anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 03:48 PM (J2vNu)



Muschi

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

127 Well, whatever the German word for that is, anyway.

vorderes loch

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 08, 2023 03:51 PM (Vu7A1)

128 I think Trump should grow one of those little moustaches just to totally freak everybody out.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2023 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

129
If one-timers aren't allowed, it aint hockey.
Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 03:49 PM (fQR+9)



In women's hockey, checking is a 2 minute penalty.

I cannot take you seriously if that's the case.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

130 Trump and Hitler both published a book. Mein Kampf is just Deutsch for The Art of the Deal.

Posted by: Both had great hairstyles too. at November 08, 2023 03:52 PM (CjGGv)

131 After all, sports is probably getting in the way of their Home Ec time.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 03:37 PM (krQz2)

Oh, come now. Girls can make sammiches AND play sports, we are versatile and motivated like that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 08, 2023 03:52 PM (okGHj)

132 Isn't a high shot illegal in field hockey? Supposed to be below waist level, right?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 08, 2023 03:52 PM (XMwZJ)

133 The ladies need to black-bag him in the locker room and loosen some of his teeth.

Posted by: Practical at November 08, 2023 03:53 PM (Eqssc)

134 115 Doesn't Field Hockey prepare women to master a broom?
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:45 PM (cHNrw)

Can I have your stuff?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)


^^^THIS is why I love this place so much - you guys! 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 03:53 PM (SRRAx)

135 Pussy is Muschi in German according to Google Translator.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 0


***
So Sgt. Yemana slid a fast one past the ABC censors all those decades ago, in the pot-laced brownies episode of Barney Miller when he suddenly burst out with "Muschi, muschi"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 03:53 PM (J2vNu)

136 BTW, Slapshot is a classic movie. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:53 PM (cHNrw)

137 >>>Isn't a high shot illegal in field hockey? Supposed to be below waist level, right?
Posted by: Angzarr


It is, depending on how high it goes. I'm still learning the rules.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2023 03:53 PM (d2bW3)

138 Isn't a high shot illegal in field hockey? Supposed to be below waist level, right?

I don't think field hockey actually has rules.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (guGkK)

139 120 As I remember, Slapshots and Lifting Shots are not allowed in Field Hockey.

And rightfully so. Those damned sticks make you play with your face right about hip height. It'd be a bloody ass sport if they played by NHL Rules.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 03:41 PM (Atkwd)

If one-timers aren't allowed, it aint hockey.
Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 03:49 PM (fQR+9)
_____________

Can't put the ball through legs or something like that too. I remember vaguely because the boy's soccer team would play the girl's field hockey team in both soccer and field hockey. I was on the soccer team. It wasn't serious, it was more of a chance for boys to "play" with mostly attractive, fit girls and vice versa. The boys weren't playing to "win" so much as set up dates and later action.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

140 If one-timers aren't allowed, it aint hockey.
Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 03:49 PM (fQR+9)


In women's hockey, checking is a 2 minute penalty.

I cannot take you seriously if that's the case.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)


What do they get for "holding the stick"??

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (fQR+9)

141 After all, sports is probably getting in the way of their Home Ec time.
Posted by: Axeman


You're going to look awful silly with a bunch of holes in your gut.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (uU94S)

142 But this is always true.

No kid deserves the inner city, for example. But what am I supposed to do about it? Murder all their parents and rehome them?
Posted by: I mean, I'm willing. But I'm not able. at November 08, 2023 03:49 PM (CjGGv)

No, you're basically right. I guess I'm just an old sexist, but I always feel bad for the girls in these situations. But when they're adults, like say if the women's national soccer team starts getting replaced by trannies, well then they've made their choice and I'll chuckle.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (lg881)

143 That’s pretty much just mothering and sewing.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 08, 2023 03:50 PM (kK343)

I see it's time for the "He Man Women Haters" hour of the program.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (RSbhh)

144 I think Trump should grow one of those little moustaches just to totally freak everybody out.

Nah, I see him as more of a Mussolini imitator. You know, arms crossed across his chest while he sticks his nose in the air and nods his head. OTOH, Barry may have poisoned the well on that one. See at 0:28 in the video.

https://tinyurl.com/23cc5jr9

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (I/Qkd)

145 I don't think field hockey actually has rules.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (guGkK)

No, that's love and war.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (di6C2)

146 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 03:53 PM (SRRAx)


Weren't you at the TxMoMe?!?

WHY DIDN'T I MEET YOU?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

147 Trump is just lacking the toothbrush mustache.

Probably why you've never seen Trump with a mustache....

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 03:55 PM (krQz2)

148 No, that's love and war.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (di6C2)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 03:55 PM (d04cU)

149 I feel sorry for these girls, but I am have to admit that my stone-hearted self is getting a good chuckle at watching these idjits turn themselves into pretzels trying to square all of the circles of their own making.

I'm prolly gonna go to hell for it.

Anybody want me to save them a seat? 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 03:38 PM (SRRAx)

The trouble comes when you blame the girls for their parents' idiocy. I doubt any of these girls ever marched for feminism. And now one of them needs her face reconstructed.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 08, 2023 03:55 PM (okGHj)

150
I see it's time for the "He Man Women Haters" hour of the program.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (RSbhh)



Wasn't that Al Bundy's No Ma'am club?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

151 138 Isn't a high shot illegal in field hockey? Supposed to be below waist level, right?

I don't think field hockey actually has rules.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (guGkK)

Oh, it do. I tried to watch a few games in college and it seemed they blew the whistle every ten seconds for some infraction or other. Quite tedious.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 08, 2023 03:56 PM (N3zMI)

152 Anybody want me to save them a seat? 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 03:38 PM (SRRAx)

Shotgun!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 03:56 PM (di6C2)

153 Hey Garrett...do you still have your field hockey stick and skirt?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2023 03:56 PM (3Gtis)

154 BTW, Slapshot is a classic movie. Highly recommended.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:53 PM (cHNrw)


Agreed. Other great hockey movies - Youngblood, Goon, and of course, Miracle.

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 03:56 PM (fQR+9)

155 the NCAA could give two shits about field hockey first off
second off he hit the ball off a bounce, like a baseball hit. that is NEVER DONE
third off in MA they don't wear face masks for corners?!?! which is ASININE

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 03:56 PM (AcWfM)

156 I see it's time for the "He Man Women Haters" hour of the program.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (RSbhh)

Kinda makes you wonder what they are compensating for, doesn't it? Or maybe they are just afraid.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 08, 2023 03:57 PM (okGHj)

157 Agreed. Other great hockey movies - Youngblood, Goon, and of course, Miracle.
Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 03:56 PM (fQR+9)

I have heard good things about Goon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 03:57 PM (di6C2)

158 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

"No Ma'am club" is funnier.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 03:57 PM (RSbhh)

159 I feel little sympathy for her, her parents or others similarly injured.

You women voted-- and will continue to vote--for the scorpions.

"But muh abortions!"

Is Augusta country club restored to its original charter?
Has Title IX been repealed?

Then take your lumps, sister.
Pay for the privileges you dressed up as equality.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 08, 2023 03:57 PM (TzW+Y)

160
What do they get for "holding the stick"??
Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (fQR+9)



Cockchecking?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

161 The solution is so easy it hurts almost as much as a ball in the teeth. Girls need to boycott all sports where they allow boys (or “trans girls” to compete alongside them. Once they stop participating, watch the rules change. One or two quitting piecemeal won’t do it. It needs to be a mass action. So lean forward, girls, or get leaned on.

Posted by: Boycottt at November 08, 2023 03:57 PM (EQzFK)

162 Otter attack!

https://shorturl.at/eoFTY

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 03:57 PM (U5vde)

163 "As I remember, Slapshots and Lifting Shots are not allowed in Field Hockey."

Neither is garroting the flachwichser motherfucker who just assaulted your daughter. But I'll allow it.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 03:57 PM (voHIS)

164 >>I don't think field hockey actually has rules.


Pretty sure they have to dress like Catholic Schoolgirls.

That's the only rule I am aware of.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 03:57 PM (Atkwd)

165 I can't believe I almost missed this thread! I've been waiting for days for this!!!

Wyatt your daughter is playing?!?! awesome!!!

how is her team doing are they in states now or?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 03:57 PM (AcWfM)

166 I see it's time for the "He Man Women Haters" hour of the program.

Yup, it's time for the GROSS club (Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS), as founded by Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2023 03:57 PM (I/Qkd)

167 62 What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?
----------------
Umm, he destroyed Hillary like France.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:41 PM (cHNrw)

"THE BIG MEANIE HAS A MUSLIM TRAVEL BAN!!!!!!"
(checks list) "So why isn't Indonesia on the list?"
"HE'S STILL A BIG MEANIE!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (8sMut)

168 146 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 03:53 PM (SRRAx)


Weren't you at the TxMoMe?!?

WHY DIDN'T I MEET YOU?!?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)


Prolly 'cuz I was (and always am) the shortest person there 🤣🤣🤣 (I was the lady with the walker and the gun that wouldn't shoot)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (SRRAx)

169 Smashmouth !!!
[fistpump]

Posted by: Boy on Girls Team at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (cOq4q)

170 164 >>I don't think field hockey actually has rules.


there are a ridiculous amount of rules

but it's up to each state how they wear masks/goggles/etc

maybe USAFH needs to step in and make country-wide rules I dunno

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (AcWfM)

171 This doesn't end until girls/women refuse to play if boys/men are playing. This refusal has happened, to great effect, in some places. It needs to happen everywhere.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (qUkBO)

172 I think it's hilarious that woke women have bought into the idea that to be the "best" is to out-man the men in things that men are clearly able to do better. Doesn't that just admit that men are the superior sex and that to be reach their greatest potential women must emulate them?

Why can't they be great at being a woman, in all of the things that women do so much better than men? Or is that just too demeaning?

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 03:47 PM (guGkK)

-----------

Well said. And a necessary part of their calculus has been, and continues to be (on steroids?), the emasculation of males (along with the overall infantilization of society) -- from psychotropically drugging little boys, to promoting low-T diets, to demonizing all healthy masculine activity and behavior as "toxic," to literally chopping off their balls and dicks.

* spits *

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (/Pivs)

173 150
I see it's time for the "He Man Women Haters" hour of the program.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (RSbhh)


Wasn't that Al Bundy's No Ma'am club?
--------------
Nah, that was Spanky and Our Gang crew. He Man Women Haters Club. Then Dorothy would show up and Spanky got hard.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (cHNrw)

174 These are the dads who look like the chubby tub of shit in cargo shorts from yesterday yelling at the polling guy. They are banging their sec'y while the moms are getting serviced by the pool boy. They aren't paying any attention to what's going on in their daughters' lives or sports.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

Their moms are the ones who pin with thumbtacks condoms to a cork board in their son's room so he is properly suited up for Friday night.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (N39Ws)

175 Ask the injured girl's mother if she supports or supported the transgender movement. Ask the injured girl's mother if she was for, or against allowing biological males to participate in female sports.

I'd be curious about an honest answer to both.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2023 03:59 PM (Q4IgG)

176 >>Hey Garrett...do you still have your field hockey stick and skirt?

No.

... your Mom borrowed them and they came back smelling like the shithouse door on a tuna boat.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 03:59 PM (Atkwd)

177 162 Otter attack!

https://shorturl.at/eoFTY
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Picture is of a sea otter. Story is about a river otter.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 03:59 PM (uU94S)

178 that guy really seriously hurt her

fh girls are TOUGH

the way they were all screaming?! it was BAD

they break fingers like it's nothing! they are tough, tough girls

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 03:59 PM (AcWfM)

179 Miracle.
Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 03:56 PM (fQR+9)



AGAIN!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Women voted for this shit. Sow the wind....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2023 03:59 PM (pohLc)

181
Picture is of a sea otter. Story is about a river otter.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 03:59 PM (uU94S)



You act as if media does fact checking.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

182 When white Boys figure out that they can get full scholarships playing sports as a female this will stop, because they Hate White Boys.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 08, 2023 04:00 PM (dKiJG)

183 174 These are the dads who look like the chubby tub of shit in cargo shorts from yesterday yelling at the polling guy. They are banging their sec'y while the moms are getting serviced by the pool boy. They aren't paying any attention to what's going on in their daughters' lives or sports.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

Their moms are the ones who pin with thumbtacks condoms to a cork board in their son's room so he is properly suited up for Friday night.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (N39Ws)

Geez, and I thought I disliked people...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:00 PM (di6C2)

184 >>> OT, but Hillary Clinton just called Trump "Hitler".

That this kind of rhetoric can be used is outrageous. She must be crazy.

What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Trump has an odd affinity and/or interest for Jews?
Just like Hitler

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2023 04:00 PM (cOq4q)

185 Devil’s advocate: I believe if a real girl hit the field hockey ball, which is quite hard, and it hit someone in the mouth, it would still cause some serious injury.

Posted by: Mark in SC at November 08, 2023 04:00 PM (A7A/j)

186 --------------
Nah, that was Spanky and Our Gang crew. He Man Women Haters Club. Then Dorothy would show up and Spanky got hard.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (cHNrw)



That's right......I knew it was out there somewhere.

Well done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

187 No kid deserves the inner city, for example. But what am I supposed to do about it? Murder all their parents and rehome them?
Posted by: I mean, I'm willing. But I'm not able. at November 08, 2023 03:49 PM (CjGGv)

Si, senor.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 08, 2023 04:01 PM (BdMk6)

188 Anyone here a boxing fan? Here's your match!
==================

"Battle of the Boobs! She does have good boobs too, but mine are better. I've already won," Bridges said. "She's obviously a really good looking woman. She does OnlyFans as well, and she's a swimwear model."

https://shorturl.at/hvCDF

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 04:01 PM (U5vde)

189 As long as they get abortion up until birth, the women of Massachusetts are just fine with a little assault on their daughter's dental work. Vote Democrat like you teeth depended on it!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 04:01 PM (voHIS)

190 Awkward.
From the River to the Sea? Arab Citizens of Israel Say, No Thanks to ‘Liberation’

https://tinyurl.com/5cmmbtp9

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2023 04:01 PM (I/Qkd)

191 Is this a trannie or regular dude?

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 04:01 PM (BNA1f)

192 175 Ask the injured girl's mother if she supports or supported the transgender movement. Ask the injured girl's mother if she was for, or against allowing biological males to participate in female sports.

I'd be curious about an honest answer to both.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2023 03:59 PM (Q4IgG)
_____________

You know the answer to both, don't ya? It's all fun and games and nice moist, juicy virtue signaling . . . until someone gets their teeth knocked out.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

193 62 What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?
----------------
Umm, he destroyed Hillary like France.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:41 PM (cHNrw)

He punched me right in my Maiginot Line.

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at November 08, 2023 04:01 PM (eggM4)

194 Prolly 'cuz I was (and always am) the shortest person there 🤣🤣🤣 (I was the lady with the walker and the gun that wouldn't shoot)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (SRRAx)



You're shorter than Sharon? Wow.


I did see you and now regret not coming up and saying hi.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

195 191 Is this a trannie or regular dude?
Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 04:01 PM (BNA1f)

Regular dude.

My high school had boys sign up for the field hockey team one year as well. The art teacher was the coach and she was all for it.

Just in the end, none of them went through with it.

Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 04:02 PM (UnA8+)

196 Back in high school my GF and her twin sister played field hockey. In short skirts.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2023 04:02 PM (Q4IgG)

197 190 Awkward.
From the River to the Sea? Arab Citizens of Israel Say, No Thanks to ‘Liberation’

https://tinyurl.com/5cmmbtp9
Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2023 04:01 PM (I/Qkd)

That is the part that is so ridiculous about all of this. Quite a few of these retards here have convinced themselves that this is some sort of freedom cause that they can get behind (safely over here.) When in actuality it is an explicit call for genocide.

Where I think the proportion comes down depends purely on my mood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:03 PM (di6C2)

198 >>What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?

How do you say 'Grab;em by the pussy' in German?

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 04:03 PM (Atkwd)

199 Is this a trannie or regular dude?
Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 04:01 PM (BNA1f)



Video shows trannie, I think. Wears his hair in a high ponytail....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

200 62 What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?

Rumor has it he once shtupped Eva Braun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 04:03 PM (guGkK)

201 No.

... your Mom borrowed them and they came back smelling like the shithouse door on a tuna boat.
----------
Snort.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 04:03 PM (cHNrw)

202 185 Devil’s advocate: I believe if a real girl hit the field hockey ball, which is quite hard, and it hit someone in the mouth, it would still cause some serious injury.


hi Mark! well, not if they hit the way you are meant to on a corner shot.

on a corner (which I hate btw. it's our version of a "power play") the first shot MUST BE LOW


MUST

BE

LOW

as in, along the turf low!

he bounced it once to get it in the air then baseball-bat swung at it!!!! no field hockey player would EVER do such a thing

so he doesn't even know how to play. no girl or normal player would do that!

it was akin to Mr Flip My Skate At Your Throat

that's how out there it was

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:03 PM (AcWfM)

203 I feel sorry for these girls, but I am have to admit that my stone-hearted self is getting a good chuckle at watching these idjits turn themselves into pretzels trying to square all of the circles of their own making.

--------

Reminds me of a joke I heard recently:

Q> "Have you ever wondered why your dog runs around in circles?"

A> "Because it's hard to run around in squares."

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 04:03 PM (66LdW)

204 If professional ice hockey has rules on stick play and skates girls field hockey has too

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 04:03 PM (fwDg9)

205 Their moms are the ones who pin with thumbtacks condoms to a cork board in their son's room so he is properly suited up for Friday night.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (N39Ws)

That may not work out as planned.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (saN7u)

206 62 What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?
----------------

Trump ain’t the first Republican accused by the Left of being a Nazi and saying Nazi things.

Posted by: Drive by at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (MNhXM)

207 Their moms are the ones who pin with thumbtacks condoms to a cork board in their son's room so he is properly suited up for Friday night.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (N39Ws)
---
I could see a real problem with this if the thumbtack is pinned in the wrong location...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (YIVH2)

208 Yeah, now do Women in Front Line Military units.

/spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (xaFKb)

209 199 Is this a trannie or regular dude?
Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 04:01 PM (BNA1f)


Video shows trannie, I think. Wears his hair in a high ponytail....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)
______________

I wear a ponytail too . . . [shrugs]

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

210 Picture is of a sea otter. Story is about a river otter.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 03:59 PM (uU94S)
=====================
I should have directed this story to you for vetting before linking, but I couldn't resist.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (U5vde)

211 191 Is this a trannie or regular dude?


trans

and the headmaster of his school is ALSO TRANS!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (AcWfM)

212 What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?
---
He said Nazis were "fine people".

And we all know he meant specifically the Nazis, because we're all psychic.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (krQz2)

213 185 Devil’s advocate: I believe if a real girl hit the field hockey ball, which is quite hard, and it hit someone in the mouth, it would still cause some serious injury.
Posted by: Mark in SC at November 08, 2023 04:00 PM (A7A/j)

This is what I was thinking. Which is in no way an endorsement of boys playing on girls' sports teams.

This particular incident seems like it could happen in any field hockey game. But I also know nothing about field hockey.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (OX9vb)

214 It wouldn't be such a problem if it was only guys like Dylan Mulvaney trying to compete in women's sports. I know plenty of tough women that would whoop his twink ass.

I'm reminded of the guy playing women's handball in NZ - he's something like 6'2 250lbs and literally smashes through the women that get in front of him

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2023 04:05 PM (XqcwY)

215
How do you say 'Grab;em by the pussy' in German?
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 04:03 PM (Atkwd)



Germans are silly.


https://youtu.be/GZc8tBtIDhI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

216 How do you say 'Grab;em by the pussy' in German?
---------------
umgebenden Muschi Krieg

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 04:05 PM (cHNrw)

217 Nah, that was Spanky and Our Gang crew. He Man Women Haters Club. Then Dorothy would show up and Spanky got hard.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (cHNrw)

I thought Dorothy was Alfalfa's piece.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 08, 2023 04:05 PM (BdMk6)

218 208 Yeah, now do Women in Front Line Military units.

/spit
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (xaFKb)

Huh. You know, women can hate us all they like, but on a gut level- the story above and what you are talking about feel the same.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (di6C2)

219 The only thing better then girl's field hockey is girl's field hockey with dangly blessings of liberty hanging out of their skirts

Posted by: David French at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (XqcwY)

220 >>I wear a ponytail too . . .


Just like My Little Pony!

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (Atkwd)

221 209 I wear a ponytail too . . . [shrugs]
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

Go get an acceptable Military Crew Cut right now, you damned hippie!

Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (UnA8+)

222 Trump ain’t the first Republican accused by the Left of being a Nazi and saying Nazi things.
Posted by: Drive by at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (MNhXM)
===============
Sure, but this isn't some rando internet commenter. It's their loser presidential candidate. There should be some vestigial sense of responsible behavior.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (U5vde)

223 umgebenden Muschi Krieg
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 04:05 PM (cHNrw)
---
Mishkrieg.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (krQz2)

224 193 62 What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?
----------------
Umm, he destroyed Hillary like France.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:41 PM (cHNrw)

He punched me right in my Maiginot Line.
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at November 08, 2023 04:01 PM (eggM4)

He took a plane to Pearl Harbor!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (xaFKb)

225 This particular incident seems like it could happen in any field hockey game. But I also know nothing about field hockey.


again. no

in every state but Massachusetts, and all over the world, you wear a full face mask (now, because there have been deaths in adult men in pro leagues) during a corner defence

also you can't hit it high like that off the insert!!! it's just ... never done

what he did was bananas. he clearly hadn't even learned to play properly at all

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (AcWfM)

226 I did see you and now regret not coming up and saying hi.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

The nice part about being TBW is that I get to say hi to pretty much everyone.

Posted by: TBW at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (DRSnL)

227 I wear a ponytail too . . . [shrugs]
Posted by: Elric Blade

Fag.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (pEsAa)

228 Understand that a boy can likely achieve about twice the velocity of the ball that a girl can. I remember my teen years and I wasn't twice as strong as a girl, I was 3 times as strong as a girl.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (pohLc)

229 Mishkrieg.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (krQz2)

'War by other means' indeed...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (di6C2)

230 62 What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?

Neither ever ordered a cosmopolitan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (guGkK)

231 You're shorter than Sharon? Wow.

I did see you and now regret not coming up and saying hi.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)


Actually, I think Sharon may be shorter than I am (but not by much!)

No worries - I should be there next year, too, barring some unforseen circumstance; i live about an hour's drive away. We'll meet then for sure! 😊❤️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (SRRAx)

232 >>> 224 193 62 What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?
----------------
Umm, he destroyed Hillary like France.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:41 PM (cHNrw)

He punched me right in my Maiginot Line.
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at November 08, 2023 04:01 PM (eggM4)

He took a plane to Pearl Harbor!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (xaFKb)

Was it over when the Germans bomber Pearl Harbor?!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (llON8)

233 I wear a ponytail too . . . [shrugs]
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

Go get an acceptable Military Crew Cut right now, you damned hippie!
Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (UnA8+)


Where is Berserker for this discussion??

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (fQR+9)

234 Give me your tired...

@EpochTimes 1m
CDC Issues Warning About Ancient Disease Increasing Across US

“The congenital syphilis crisis in the United States has skyrocketed at a heartbreaking rate,” CDC Chief Medical Officer Debra Houry said in the report.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (IG4Id)

235 220 >>I wear a ponytail too . . .


Just like My Little Pony!
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (Atkwd)
_______________

And Fabio!

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

236 Yea but, Trump does not thik Obama is a clean and fresh type of Black Guy like Joe Biden does !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 08, 2023 04:08 PM (1t11C)

237 221 209 I wear a ponytail too . . . [shrugs]
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

Go get an acceptable Military Crew Cut right now, you damned hippie!
Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (UnA8+)
Had a pony tail during Covid... think I'm going to grow it back...



Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 04:08 PM (xaFKb)

238 We'll meet then for sure! 😊❤️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (SRRAx)



Boom.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

239 233 Where is Berserker for this discussion??
Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (fQR+9)

Hey, if he wants to beat me up, he can.

I can't fight for shit.

Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 04:08 PM (UnA8+)

240 Trump doesn’t even like dogs.

Posted by: Drive by at November 08, 2023 04:08 PM (MNhXM)

241 Look on the bright side, some Masshole Dentist is gonna make some serious cash.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 04:08 PM (cHNrw)

242 Trump doesn’t even like dogs.
Posted by: Drive by at November 08, 2023 04:08 PM (MNhXM)
---
Not as much as Biden.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:09 PM (krQz2)

243 Top Republican's call for Ronna RomneyTrumps Pick to be vacated.

What does she do except lose - Monica Crowley

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 08, 2023 04:09 PM (l10hq)

244 240 Trump doesn’t even like dogs.
Posted by: Drive by at November 08, 2023 04:08 PM (MNhXM)

*record scratch*

Huh, maybe ace has a point...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:09 PM (di6C2)

245 Mishkrieg.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (krQz2)


"The kids are losing their minds,
Mishkrieg Bop!"

- Zombie Joey Ramone

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 04:09 PM (fQR+9)

246 227 I wear a ponytail too . . . [shrugs]
Posted by: Elric Blade

Fag.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (pEsAa)

_______________

"This is about me, isn't it?"

-- Barack "Thunder Ass" Obama

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

247 OrangeManBad eating a well-done steak with ketchup is *just* like being a vegetarian!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at November 08, 2023 04:09 PM (llON8)

248 I now see Black Orchid's explanation of the shot. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2023 04:09 PM (OX9vb)

249 "What has Trump ever said or done that is remotely Hitler-like?"

Oh for sure destroying the Republican Party. Trump has destroyed what was once a conservative political election winning juggernaut. We had a deep bench of rock ribbed conservatives and then Trump came in and bullied them.

.........of course that is "true" if you ignore the turncoat backstabbing GOP cocksuckers track record from the mid-sixties to today but of course that wouldn't fit the GOPe nut swingers narrative as to why their precious bobblehead Ron D Stilletos can't even outpace that lunatic cvnt Nikki Haley.

Posted by: JROD at November 08, 2023 04:09 PM (IlL6s)

250 sorry I'm all over the place! anyway in other countries men play field hockey - it's just hockey there

and corners are dangerous when men play. especially the indoor version! just about a year ago a player (male) was hit on a corner deflection (not a direct shot b/c like I said, no one would do that, not high like that, not ever!)

and he went to the hospital with a. headache later and he died (like Natasha Richardson)

anyway FH has been trying to fix this since. there was talk of getting rid of the corner (please God!!! I hate it. yes my daughter is a fly) but nothing has happened yet

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:09 PM (AcWfM)

251 Where is Berserker for this discussion??
Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (fQR+9)

=====

I really, really doubt Bers EVER puts his hair in a ponytail.

Posted by: TBW at November 08, 2023 04:09 PM (DRSnL)

252 >>> 242 Trump doesn’t even like dogs.
Posted by: Drive by at November 08, 2023 04:08 PM (MNhXM)
---
Not as much as Biden.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:09 PM (krQz2)

Certainly not as much as Obama.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2023 04:09 PM (llON8)

253 Where is Berserker for this discussion??
Posted by: Doof


Berserker would not be caught dead with a ponytail.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (pEsAa)

254 It's not even the ketchup, it's the 'well done' part.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (di6C2)

255 Darla.

Posted by: DOYLE at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (Z8Yh2)

256 Iger on CNBC is asserting that Disney will be paying the floor price for Hulu. Flat assertion.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (d04cU)

257 It's not even the ketchup, it's the 'well done' part.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (di6C2)



That is the destruction of a fine piece of meat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

258 "Battle of the Boobs! She does have good boobs too, but mine are better. I've already won," Bridges said. "She's obviously a really good looking woman. She does OnlyFans as well, and she's a swimwear model."

https://shorturl.at/hvCDF
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023


***
All those tats make Ebanie look filthy . . . as in "What's a bath?" filthy, I mean.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (J2vNu)

259 We'll meet then for sure! 😊❤️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (SRRAx)


Boom.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)


If only you lived close enough to each other to not wait until next October to meet

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (fQR+9)

260 There should be some vestigial sense of responsible behavior.
---------------
With Hillary?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (cHNrw)

261 Back in high school my GF and her twin sister played field hockey. In short skirts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Plaid?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (cOq4q)

262 That is the destruction of a fine piece of meat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (di6C2)

263 Where is Berserker for this discussion??
Posted by: Doof


Berserker would not be caught dead with a ponytail.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (pEsAa)



Unless he met Elric.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (guGkK)

264 237 221 209 I wear a ponytail too . . . [shrugs]
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

Go get an acceptable Military Crew Cut right now, you damned hippie!
Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 04:06 PM (UnA8+)
Had a pony tail during Covid... think I'm going to grow it back...



Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 04:08 PM (xaFKb)
_________

I stopped cutting it in March 2020 when all the salons were shut down. It's now longer even then when I was in college in a rock band. The ladies like it. So no reason to cut it now.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

265 >>> 257 It's not even the ketchup, it's the 'well done' part.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (di6C2)


That is the destruction of a fine piece of meat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Gotta sous vide that shit.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (llON8)

266 Iger on CNBC is asserting that Disney will be paying the floor price for Hulu. Flat assertion.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (d04cU)



Yes. Because that's what Disney should be doing right now.

Expanding......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

267 I will never travel through KY or OH ever again. The people that reside there are obviously brain damaged fucking imbeciles.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (l10hq)

268 That is the destruction of a fine piece of meat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

That's what she said.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (di6C2)



Well done, sir. Well done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

269 >>>what he did was bananas. he clearly hadn't even learned to play properly at all

you don't have to when you have double the muscle mass than every other player.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (KRtlO)

270 Back in high school my GF and her twin sister played field hockey. In short skirts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Not in ball gowns?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2023 04:12 PM (IG4Id)

271 Iger on CNBC is asserting that Disney will be paying the floor price for Hulu. Flat assertion.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (d04cU)



Maybe he's going to make Comcast an offer it can't refuse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 04:12 PM (guGkK)

272 Yes. Because that's what Disney should be doing right now.

Expanding......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
They have no choice. Their hands are tied.

Revenue missed, EPS beat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:12 PM (d04cU)

273 261 Back in high school my GF and her twin sister played field hockey. In short skirts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Plaid?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (cOq4q)

I actually am restraining myself after sponge and I went full nuclear commitment on each other last thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:12 PM (di6C2)

274 Back in high school my GF and her twin sister played field hockey. In short skirts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Plaid?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (cOq4q)

-----------

Go on ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 04:12 PM (66LdW)

275
Gotta sous vide that shit.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM



Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

276 BTW, does anyone at Comcast own a horse?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 04:12 PM (guGkK)

277 24
Til next time, sponge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 03:34 PM (di6C2)


Til next time.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

I will always remember the day of the great sweater puppies battle on this fine military blog...

Posted by: Inogame at November 08, 2023 04:12 PM (53oGX)

278 267 I will never travel through KY or OH ever again. The people that reside there are obviously brain damaged fucking imbeciles.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (l10hq)

Yeah, there are times when I do not even know what to do with socks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:12 PM (di6C2)

279 >>>6 Iger on CNBC is asserting that Disney will be paying the floor price for Hulu. Flat assertion.

LOL. based on what? Oh, you said: "Flat assertion."

I just heard Comcast's own evaluation of Hulu is $60-70 Billion which means Disney would have to pay $20-23 billion.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:13 PM (KRtlO)

280 I stopped cutting it in March 2020 when all the salons were shut down. It's now longer even then when I was in college in a rock band. The ladies like it. So no reason to cut it now.
Posted by: Elric Blade


Pssst. They're lying.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 04:13 PM (pEsAa)

281 I'm not sure this is a good example of women being hurt by men in women's sports. I would think, with the mechanical advantage of a stick, any woman could smash the teeth out of any other man or woman playing. Don't they have helmets and mouth guards?

Posted by: alex at November 08, 2023 04:13 PM (iwoBu)

282 You women voted-- and will continue to vote--for the scorpions.

Then take your lumps, sister.
Pay for the privileges you dressed up as equality.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 08, 2023 03:57 PM (TzW+Y)

Please define "you women." And having a man smash your face in is not exactly "your lumps, sister."

The misogyny here is sometimes breathtaking.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 08, 2023 04:13 PM (okGHj)

283 Where is Berserker for this discussion??
Posted by: Doof


Berserker would not be caught dead with a ponytail.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (pEsAa)


I was trying to imagine him with a ponytail OR a military style crew cut. Both are tough to envision.

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 04:13 PM (fQR+9)

284 I stopped cutting it in March 2020 when all the salons were shut down. It's now longer even then when I was in college in a rock band. The ladies like it. So no reason to cut it now.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

Didn't cut my hair for 10 years after I retired from the Navy... then cut it for business reasons...

Then grew it long during the vids... cut it while I was doing some roadtrips (I tend to drive with windows down... just too much of a pain)...

Now? We'll see.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (xaFKb)

285 >>I just heard Comcast's own evaluation of Hulu is $60-70 Billion


Letitia James has entered the chat.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (Atkwd)

286 281 I'm not sure this is a good example of women being hurt by men in women's sports. I would think, with the mechanical advantage of a stick, any woman could smash the teeth out of any other man or woman playing. Don't they have helmets and mouth guards?
Posted by: alex at November 08, 2023 04:13 PM (iwoBu)

The girls play by the rules. That dude didn't. No lifting. This isn't ice hockey. And no mouth guard is going to protect having your face smashed in by a hard ball flying that fast.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (okGHj)

287 brain damaged fucking imbeciles.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (l10hq)

=====

Speaking of, husband is at the airport to pick up my mom. He texted me that it's really busy and then texted me a picture of the crowd at baggage claim. I had to text him back and tell him he's at the wrong terminal.

Posted by: TBW at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (DRSnL)

288 LOL. based on what? Oh, you said: "Flat assertion."

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:13 PM (KRtlO)



This is about me, isn't it....

*sobs*

*runs from room*

Posted by: Brie Larson at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

289 217 Nah, that was Spanky and Our Gang crew. He Man Women Haters Club. Then Dorothy would show up and Spanky got hard.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2023 03:58 PM (cHNrw)

I thought Dorothy was Alfalfa's piece.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 08, 2023 04:05 PM (BdMk6)

Darla. Who I thought was dreamy when I was a little boy.

Posted by: I don't recall what she looks like now at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (CjGGv)

290 I buzzed myself for the first time during covid. I have gone back and forth on it. The response from the ladies is mixed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (di6C2)

291 LOL. based on what? Oh, you said: "Flat assertion."

I just heard Comcast's own evaluation of Hulu is $60-70 Billion which means Disney would have to pay $20-23 billion.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:13 PM (KRtlO)
++++
Which is optimistic. Disney's investment bank will come in with Disney's number. Comcast's will come in with Comcast's. If they're too far apart - and they probably will be - then it goes to a third for arbitration. That third bank is going to be in play. If Disney instructed its bank to come in at $27 billion and Comcast instructed its bank to come in at $60, it will trigger the third.

Oh, sure, sure. Those investment banks are "independent." Of course. Pull the other one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (d04cU)

292 =====

Speaking of, husband is at the airport to pick up my mom. He texted me that it's really busy and then texted me a picture of the crowd at baggage claim. I had to text him back and tell him he's at the wrong terminal.
Posted by: TBW at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (DRSnL)



LMFAO!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

293 234
@EpochTimes 1m
CDC Issues Warning About Ancient Disease Increasing Across US

“The congenital syphilis crisis in the United States has skyrocketed at a heartbreaking rate,” CDC Chief Medical Officer Debra Houry said in the report.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (IG4Id)

"Please clap!"

Posted by: Jeb Bush at November 08, 2023 04:15 PM (N39Ws)

294 you don't have to when you have double the muscle mass than every other player.


exactly

I still can't believe Mass doesn't have their kids wearing face masks for corners

they don't because they have them wear GOGGLES which are stupid and do nothing (except cause more injuries than they prevent). you can't wear a face mask over the visor/goggles so the poor girl was really defenseless

that girl was the "fly" which is the girl who runs STRAIGHT AT THE SHOOTER on a corner. the play develops with an "insert" by the goalie who hits it (low, always low) to the shooter on offense (in this case, the dude). then the shooter can hit towards the goal but the ball must never go above the black edge of the goal (about half a foot high) on the way in. the "fly" is coming at the shooter to hopefully deflect that shot away, that's their job. then another offensive player can shoot from closer in on the goalie (if the fly misses)

hope that makes sense?

that poor flyer omg. it's a nightmare.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:15 PM (AcWfM)

295 I buzzed myself for the first time during covid. I have gone back and forth on it. The response from the ladies is mixed.

I find I have to buzz myself at least a few times a day when it isn't fleet week or a political convention.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 08, 2023 04:15 PM (XqcwY)

296 259 We'll meet then for sure! 😊❤️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (SRRAx)

Boom.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

If only you lived close enough to each other to not wait until next October to meet
Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (fQR+9)


Does Sponge live close to me? (Seriously, I have no idea!)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 04:15 PM (SRRAx)

297
I was trying to imagine him with a ponytail OR a military style crew cut. Both are tough to envision.
Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 04:13 PM (fQR+9)



I really don't want to cross those streams.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

298 Male field hockey player -
Sawyer Groothuis

https://tinyurl.com/2vnnczjv

https://tinyurl.com/yz749rzh

Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2023 04:15 PM (NpAcC)

299 >>>. I would think, with the mechanical advantage of a stick, any woman could smash the teeth out of any other man or woman playing. Don't they have helmets and mouth guards?
Posted by: alex

men don't compete against women in fencing, either. Or in baseball. Which also involves hitting a ball with a stick.

Mechanical advantage increases your strength. It does not make all strengths equal.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:15 PM (KRtlO)

300 Speaking of, husband is at the airport to pick up my mom. He texted me that it's really busy and then texted me a picture of the crowd at baggage claim. I had to text him back and tell him he's at the wrong terminal.
Posted by: TBW at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (DRSnL)

Ha!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:15 PM (di6C2)

301 Holy crap. You have to see Iger bullshitting on CNBC before the Disney earnings call. It's pathetic.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 04:16 PM (voHIS)

302 the play develops with an "insert" by the goalie who

ARGH! I mean "near the goalie" when I say that! the offense sets up in various spots around the goalie for a corner set play

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:16 PM (AcWfM)

303
Does Sponge live close to me? (Seriously, I have no idea!)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 04:15 PM (SRRAx)



I'm northeast of Ft. Worth about 45 minutes or so.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

304 >>Speaking of, husband is at the airport to pick up my mom. He texted me that it's really busy and then texted me a picture of the crowd at baggage claim. I had to text him back and tell him he's at the wrong terminal.
Posted by: TBW

Moron(tm) material right there.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 08, 2023 04:16 PM (l10hq)

305 >>>Which is optimistic. Disney's investment bank will come in with Disney's number. Comcast's will come in with Comcast's. If they're too far apart - and they probably will be - then it goes to a third for arbitration. That third bank is going to be in play. If Disney instructed its bank to come in at $27 billion and Comcast instructed its bank to come in at $60, it will trigger the third.

I think we listened to the same podcast, as usual.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:16 PM (KRtlO)

306 omg he's freaking Dutch!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:16 PM (AcWfM)

307 Darla. Who I thought was dreamy when I was a little boy.
Posted by: I don't recall what she looks like now

And even at that time of your life, you were lusting after an older woman.

We're dogs. All of us. We can't help it.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:16 PM (x7plP)

308 Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (okGHj)

If it was against the rules, why was he not ejected from the game?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 04:17 PM (xaFKb)

309 I think we listened to the same podcast, as usual.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:16 PM (KRtlO)
++++
Dunno. The agreement is public, but I heard it confirmed somewhere. The laughable notion is not the structure, but that the investment banks involved right now will be objective. They're certainly under orders to come up with "correct" valuations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:17 PM (d04cU)

310 Mishkrieg


METALLICA!!!

https://youtu.be/3WcG4x_yif0?si=LzBbWJRtnesaYzht

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 08, 2023 04:17 PM (Vu7A1)

311 “The congenital syphilis crisis in the United States has skyrocketed at a heartbreaking rate,”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (IG4Id)
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I much prefer congenial syphilis.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:17 PM (krQz2)

312 >>> 308 Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (okGHj)

If it was against the rules, why was he not ejected from the game?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 04:17 PM (xaFKb)

I would bet for the same reasons he was allowed to be in the game in the first place.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2023 04:17 PM (llON8)

313 257 It's not even the ketchup, it's the 'well done' part.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (di6C2)


That is the destruction of a fine piece of meat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Gotta sous vide that shit.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (llON

I was watching a documentary on the Carrier and crew of the USS Bush. They were talking to the guy who ran the Mess and he was giving instructions to his sailors for the night’s meal . A newbie who looked like he had an IQ of 80 commenced to open all the plastic bags containing the souse vide roasts and dumbing them into the boiling industrial sized pots.

Posted by: Drive by at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (MNhXM)

314 I will never travel through KY or OH ever again. The people that reside there are obviously brain damaged fucking imbeciles.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 08, 2023 04:11 PM (l10hq)

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Wifey and I refuse to enter Califzuela now after having fled to a border state (and speaking of borders, now have the same policy
vis-a-vis Mexico).

Same probably goes for Oregon, Washington, and D.C.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (66LdW)

315 This is pretty horrific...

It's also a direct consequence of stupid laws that I'm sure started this:

Girls can play on boys teams if there's no same sport for them!!

And the feminists just cheered. Because they expect the boys to treat the girls with kids gloves.

But they've done an AMAZING job destroying the culture that taught boys to treat girls like they are fragile.

So we get this.

This is the world you feminists wanted. Enjoy.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (JMAcK)

316 299 >>>. I would think, with the mechanical advantage of a stick, any woman could smash the teeth out of any other man or woman playing. Don't they have helmets and mouth guards?


it was the impact of the ball in this case, altho I have seen teeth come out from stick hits as well

just not ALL OF THEM, like one or two and it was a nasty accident

dude was Dutch. holy shit.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (AcWfM)

317 “Covfefe.”

— Adolf Hitler

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (JrojV)

318 Disney reported a higher profit on lower than expected revenues. "Hollywood accounting" is a real thing. Sell this stock.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (UoFtc)

319 Posted by: JROD at November 08, 2023 04:09 PM (IlL6s)

Do you have a newsletter I can sign up for?

Posted by: Inogame at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (53oGX)

320 We're dogs. All of us. We can't help it.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:16 PM (x7plP)


by God's grace you can.

Matthew 19:26

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (dCxaZ)

321 “The congenital syphilis crisis in the United States has skyrocketed at a heartbreaking rate,”

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Strictly speaking, it's not the heart that syphilis breaks.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (x7plP)

322 the FH sticks are made of wood and composite and fairly lightweight

the ball is heavy as all get out

and hard as a rock

no give

it's worse than a puck. it's nothing like a lacrosse ball

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (AcWfM)

323 Everyone antiCommunist is a Nazi Fascists since 1940

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (fwDg9)

324 Disney reported a higher profit on lower than expected revenues. "Hollywood accounting" is a real thing. Sell this stock.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (UoFtc)
++++
Or Disney genuinely restructured well enough to cut costs massively while retiring some debt and creating some elbow room.

I dunno.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (d04cU)

325 by God's grace you can.

Matthew 19:26
Posted by: kallisto

You are so right.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (x7plP)

326 1 Girls need to stop competing when they let males in.
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This x 1,000. Do not allow yourself to be used as a pawn in the culture war.

Also sue the hell out of the state and school district that set this situation up in the first place. State action that pits girls against boys in contact sports like this where boys are likely to physically crush a female opponent is grossly negligent.

Posted by: Paladin at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (KMHP2)

327 No study has ever shown that biological males have any advantage over biological females in sports. All BS.

Posted by: Sid at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (Zbre9)

328 307 Darla. Who I thought was dreamy when I was a little boy.
Posted by: I don't recall what she looks like now

And even at that time of your life, you were lusting after an older woman.

We're dogs. All of us. We can't help it.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:16 PM (x7plP)

Yep. My first crush was on an older woman, back when I was in day care/kindergarten.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (8sMut)

329 Iger says he doesn't k ow what Peltz is after? Lololol

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (voHIS)

330 “The congenital syphilis crisis in the United States has skyrocketed at a heartbreaking rate,”

Posted by: weft cut-loop



I got my syphilis from my genitals.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

331 so hitting the ball at the speed he did involved arm strength b/c the sticks are light

does that make sense?

I'm sure she was wearing a mouthguard but he wound up, bounced it once to get it in the air, then hit it full force at her face

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (AcWfM)

332 I don't do blind buys much, but Tar's 4K was on sale for $12.

I'll do it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

333 Posted by: Sid at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (Zbre9)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

334 I once went to the wrong airport to pick up my bride. she was not amused. The distance from Reagan National to BWI is hellish at rush hour

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (ZV+pB)

335 men don't compete against women in fencing, either. Or in baseball. Which also involves hitting a ball with a stick.

Mechanical advantage increases your strength. It does not make all strengths equal.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:15 PM (KRtlO)

Counter: separate chess leagues, no?

My point about this is that women and men think differently, people. Dudes are far more aggressive in almost every circumstance. Sure there are outliers.

It is not better or worse, but Men are made for battle. It is not just a body thing but a mind thing as well. Sport is ritualized battle. It is a completely different way of approaching a sport. Even if men and women are on the same field- they are playing different games.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (di6C2)

336 I'm northeast of Ft. Worth about 45 minutes or so.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
---
So, like Roanoke-ish?

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (krQz2)

337 Iger says he doesn't k ow what Peltz is after? Lololol
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (voHIS)
++++
Yeah, LOL.

He lies well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (d04cU)

338 I think Sid just posted the dumbest f*cking thing he's ever posted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

339 >>>No study has ever shown that biological males have any advantage over biological females in sports. All BS.
Posted by: Sid

is this a joke?

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (KRtlO)

340 327 No study has ever shown that biological males have any advantage over biological females in sports. All BS.
Posted by: Sid

Bless your heart.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (pEsAa)

341 321 Strictly speaking, it's not the heart that syphilis breaks.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (x7plP)

That's psoriasis, that breaks the heart.

Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 04:21 PM (UnA8+)

342 ---
So, like Roanoke-ish?
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (krQz2)



Little farther north, but close.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

343 I once went to the wrong airport to pick up my bride. she was not amused. The distance from Reagan National to BWI is hellish at rush hour
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (ZV+pB)


That ride is hellish at ANY hour

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 04:21 PM (fQR+9)

344 “The congenital syphilis crisis in the United States has skyrocketed at a heartbreaking rate,”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (IG4Id)

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I read that as "consensual" ...

/But yes, that is heartbreaking.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 04:21 PM (66LdW)

345
The congenital syphilis crisis in the United States has skyrocketed at a heartbreaking rate

I vote for syphilis.

Posted by: Brutus Buckeye at November 08, 2023 04:21 PM (63Dwl)

346 324 Or Disney genuinely restructured well enough to cut costs massively while retiring some debt and creating some elbow room.

I dunno.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (d04cU)

========

They cut A LOT. And they didn't spend much on production over the past 4 months either.

Plus, the cruise line seems to still be doing well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

347 This Iger interview is going on forever. I guess CNBC is going to give him an office to do the earnings call...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:21 PM (d04cU)

348 Which is optimistic. Disney's investment bank will come in with Disney's number. Comcast's will come in with Comcast's. If they're too far apart - and they probably will be - then it goes to a third for arbitration. That third bank is going to be in play. If Disney instructed its bank to come in at $27 billion and Comcast instructed its bank to come in at $60, it will trigger the third.

Oh, sure, sure. Those investment banks are "independent." Of course. Pull the other one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (d04cU)
___________

I used to work in that sphere and you can reasonably value a company like Hulu at almost any high number. That's REASONABLY value. If you send in the hacks and whores, they can value it at $1 or $400 trillion. These valuations are as much art as science, and there's always HUGE differences in even honest valuations.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

349 Shhhh, everyone.

Sid is trying to speak.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 04:21 PM (guGkK)

350 yea that's a troll up there

anyway it was playoffs and I think the girls felt that they had to play

I think from now on if there's a guy out there NO ONE SHOULD PLAY THE FLY POSITION

also I've seen coed games (just pickups and casual games) and they don't do corners for just this reason. but usually the guys also hold back significantly when playing with girls.

this dude my god. what a piece of shit

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (AcWfM)

351
is this a joke?
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (KRtlO)



It's Sid. He gargles the jizz from his mom's box after the ships dock after months at sea.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

352 Disney didn't make a dime on movies. Break even. They're counting on ESPN and the NBA to help pull them through? This is comedy gold.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (voHIS)

353 321 Strictly speaking, it's not the heart that syphilis breaks.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (x7plP)

That's psoriasis, that breaks the heart.
Posted by: XTC

Then you need Rogaine for your heart.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (R4t5M)

354 303 Does Sponge live close to me? (Seriously, I have no idea!)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 04:15 PM (SRRAx)

I'm northeast of Ft. Worth about 45 minutes or so.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)


Well, howdy, neighbor! If you're ever in town, give me a holler - we can meet for a meal 😊❤️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (SRRAx)

355 Sid, you're right about as often as Biden is.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

356 348 I used to work in that sphere and you can reasonably value a company like Hulu at almost any high number. That's REASONABLY value. If you send in the hacks and whores, they can value it at $1 or $400 trillion. These valuations are as much art as science, and there's always HUGE differences in even honest valuations.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

=======

"No, $18 million. And not a penny more."
-That judge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

357 I really hurt a girl when I played raquetball with her. Slammed the ball right into the side of her face.

This was back when it became briefly hip for people ot play raquetball in HS.

Yes I was a spaz but I also hit the ball a lot harder than she did. Also, no one really cares if a dude has a bruise for a week.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (KRtlO)

358 I used to work in that sphere and you can reasonably value a company like Hulu at almost any high number. That's REASONABLY value. If you send in the hacks and whores, they can value it at $1 or $400 trillion. These valuations are as much art as science, and there's always HUGE differences in even honest valuations.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:21 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Fair point. But what are the odds that the banks (I think it's both Morgans, but I don't remember rightly) are actually independent?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (d04cU)

359 I think Sid just posted the dumbest f*cking thing he's ever posted.
Posted by: Sponge

Which is saying something!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (x7plP)

360 Disney after hours trading is doing OK, FWIW. Up 2%

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (N39Ws)

361 Or Disney genuinely restructured well enough to cut costs massively while retiring some debt and creating some elbow room.

I dunno.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (d04cU)

Loses from all their cancelled projects I bet. Meaning they won't have the product to make profits in later quarters.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (xaFKb)

362 I once went to the wrong airport to pick up my bride. she was not amused. The distance from Reagan National to BWI is hellish at rush hour
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (ZV+pB)

=====

Luckily, our airport is tiny. So getting to the right terminal is only about a 2 minute walk.

Posted by: TBW at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (DRSnL)

363 >> usually the guys also hold back significantly when playing with girls.


As long as we can, at least.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (Atkwd)

364 Each officer of the MIAA should be hit in the mouth with a field hockey stick.

Posted by: Safety isn't a good enough argument? Fucksticks. at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (HBnmy)

365
this dude my god. what a piece of shit
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (AcWfM)



"It's MA'AM!!!!"

- - - - Field Hockey Douchebag

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

366 >>> 338 I think Sid just posted the dumbest f*cking thing he's ever posted.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

... and people say *weed* makes you dumb.

Have they never seen a brain on leftism?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (llON8)

367 >>>No study has ever shown that biological males have any advantage over biological females in sports. All BS.
Posted by: Sid

is this a joke?
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (KRtlO)

Gotta be a sock or something. No actual person could be this profoundly stupid.

Wait. Strike that. *ponders*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Baby Steps to the Abyss at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (xPJvm)

368 Apparently the Iranian sponsored Houthi Rebels in Yemen shot down a US MQ-9 (Reaper) UAV. It's like the Predator UAV but updated.

Will have to wait and see what the puppeteers do back in the capitol city.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (Q4IgG)

369 >>I just heard Comcast's own evaluation of Hulu is $60-70 Billion


Letitia James has entered the chat.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (Atkwd)
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You mean people can disagree on valuations? What thee hell?!

Posted by: "Judge" Arthur Engoron at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (O5Yc3)

370 Does Sponge live close to me? (Seriously, I have no idea!)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 04:15 PM (SRRAx)

I'm northeast of Ft. Worth about 45 minutes or so.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, howdy, neighbor! If you're ever in town, give me a holler - we can meet for a meal 😊❤️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (SRRAx)


My work here is done.

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (fQR+9)

371 I think Sid just posted the dumbest f*cking thing he's ever posted.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
........

Historic.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

372 I liked the commenter suggestion that all teams playing against this one should have a reserve of Thuggish Male Goons who "join" the team just for their matches against this guy.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (KRtlO)

373 Darla. Who I thought was dreamy when I was a little boy.
Posted by: I don't recall what she looks like now at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (CjGGv)

No one came close to the incomparable cuteness of Annette Funicello

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 08, 2023 04:24 PM (BdMk6)

374 Gotta be a sock or something. No actual person could be this profoundly stupid.

Wait. Strike that. *ponders*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Baby Steps to the Abyss at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (xPJvm)

*Keith Olbermann has entered the chat*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:24 PM (di6C2)

375 The heartbreaking, but brave final days. Those are bad I think.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2023 04:24 PM (o2ZRX)

376 334 I once went to the wrong airport to pick up my bride. she was not amused. The distance from Reagan National to BWI is hellish at rush hour
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2023 04:20 PM (ZV+pB)

Was at Reagan one time and the woman in front of me at the counter (a foreigner) was wigging out because the agent had just explained to her a) that her flight was actually leaving from Dulles, and b) that it was doing so in 35 minutes.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 08, 2023 04:24 PM (N3zMI)

377 stupid really needs to be painful; that way we would have a lot less of it. Allowing biological males to compete with biological females is really stupid. If I were The Supreme Leader, all who advocate for such stupidity would be given 40 lashes to allow for mental rehabilitation.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 08, 2023 04:24 PM (JNTt1)

378 To be fair, no study has ever shown that the sun rises in the east either.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 04:24 PM (guGkK)

379 >> I really hurt a girl when I played raquetball with her. Slammed the ball right into the side of her face.


I was the ONLY batter to ever face the one girl pitcher in our Baseball League.

Hit a line drive that knocked her out cold.

It was brutal.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 04:24 PM (Atkwd)

380 My troll is Sid Hutton. And Sid Hutton says…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 04:24 PM (JrojV)

381 @367 He forgot the /sarc tag

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 08, 2023 04:24 PM (pIx7m)

382
Well, howdy, neighbor! If you're ever in town, give me a holler - we can meet for a meal 😊❤️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (SRRAx)



We might be able to make that happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

383 This is the world you feminists wanted. Enjoy.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (JMAcK)

Do you really thing this blog is haunted by a bunch of feminists? Please try not to be quite so offensive.

Or not.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 08, 2023 04:25 PM (okGHj)

384 372 I liked the commenter suggestion that all teams playing against this one should have a reserve of Thuggish Male Goons who "join" the team just for their matches against this guy.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (KRtlO)

It's an arms race. Could work. The Rugby guys should be up for it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:25 PM (di6C2)

385 361 Loses from all their cancelled projects I bet. Meaning they won't have the product to make profits in later quarters.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (xaFKb)

========

Disney's problem is that they have too much product. It's a common streaming giant problem.

Spend a billion dollars on content and then lose it in the black hole of the streaming service in the hope that new stuff will keep the existing customer base while never really attracting more.

Streaming is the core problem. At least, streaming as the big giants envision it. As a curated channel of existing media, it can work, but it doesn't hold up Disney like that. It becomes a nice little bit of profit off to the side, not a way to cut out theaters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

386 I'm sure some lobbyists are beating off right now.

@disclosetv 4m
JUST IN - Yemen Houthis shot down a U.S. MQ-9 drone — VOA

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2023 04:25 PM (IG4Id)

387

... and people say *weed* makes you dumb.

Have they never seen a brain on leftism?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

They don't call it "dope" because it makes you smarter.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023 04:25 PM (pEsAa)

388 Well old Sid is back to grace us with some supercharged stupidity.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2023 04:25 PM (pohLc)

389 364 Each officer of the MIAA should be hit in the mouth with a field hockey stick.


if I were a parent up there oh yeah

put them in the net with no protection

also Aetius you are right. the tranny just got into the game and that is super dangerous

boys and girls = different. athletes (youth) figure this out right away incidentally. the girls get really sad about it when they hit like 12. then it's off to the races for the boys and they get a little disheartened lol.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:25 PM (AcWfM)

390 327 No study has ever shown that biological males have any advantage over biological females in sports. All BS.
Posted by: Sid at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (Zbre9)

Look at marathon finish times in, say, the Olympics, and get back to me.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 08, 2023 04:25 PM (8sMut)

391 358 I used to work in that sphere and you can reasonably value a company like Hulu at almost any high number. That's REASONABLY value. If you send in the hacks and whores, they can value it at $1 or $400 trillion. These valuations are as much art as science, and there's always HUGE differences in even honest valuations.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:21 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Fair point. But what are the odds that the banks (I think it's both Morgans, but I don't remember rightly) are actually independent?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (d04cU)
______________

Zero chance. The banks will each be hired for the specific purpose of coming up with the numbers that their client wants. The third bank will be leaned on and courted and seduced and Kamala-ed to influence their valuation. In the end it will probably be settled. This is all battlespace prep.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:26 PM (iFTx/)

392 Disneys big future earnings is from - theme parks in China? Oh dear. Sell this stock. Sell. I guarantee tomorrow this thing crashes.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 04:26 PM (voHIS)

393 I think Sid just posted the dumbest f*cking thing he's ever posted.
Posted by: Sponge

Which is saying something!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:22 PM (x7plP)
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A new milestone for Sid.

He's only making it harder on himself in the future.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:26 PM (krQz2)

394 349 Shhhh, everyone.

Sid is trying to speak.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 04:21 PM (guGkK)

I don't think "ehnnnngh bluuurrrrgennnhh" followed by drooling and fecal incontinence count.

Posted by: He's on the MIAA board of directors I bet at November 08, 2023 04:26 PM (HBnmy)

395 383 This is the world you feminists wanted. Enjoy.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 08, 2023 04:18 PM (JMAcK)

Do you really thing this blog is haunted by a bunch of feminists? Please try not to be quite so offensive.

Or not.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 08, 2023 04:25 PM (okGHj)

========

It is a common rhetorical device to write as though speaking to someone who is not there, like when someone says "you" while referring to Biden. No one expects Biden to be reading these comments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 04:26 PM (GBKbO)

396 373 Darla. Who I thought was dreamy when I was a little boy.
Posted by: I don't recall what she looks like now at November 08, 2023 04:14 PM (CjGGv)

No one came close to the incomparable cuteness of Annette Funicello
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 08, 2023 04:24 PM (BdMk6)
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For me it was Gidget (Sally Field) and Penny Robinson (Angela Cartwright).

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 08, 2023 04:26 PM (pIx7m)

397 Idiot spokesperson said the "easiest" thing to do is change the equipment to offer more protection.

No, idiot, the easiest thing is simply not to let boys play against girls.

We are absolutely insane.

Posted by: RM at November 08, 2023 04:27 PM (urbih)

398

Why would a male want to play on a girl's team? To be number one bitches!! If you have to knock out a few teeth along the way, so what.

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2023 04:27 PM (oiNtH)

399 How in the Hell does someone get "congenital" syphilis?

Especially since the overwhelming number of people who get those lovely diseases are homosexual males (and the people who have sex with them).

Sorry, toots, but this isn't something that Pfizer needs to develop a vaccine for - you need to quit encouraging 5 year olds to be sexually active...

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 08, 2023 04:27 PM (SRRAx)

400 >>For me it was Gidget (Sally Field) and Penny Robinson (Angela Cartwright).


For Ace it was Legolas (Orlando Bloom).

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 04:27 PM (Atkwd)

401 >>> I once went to the wrong airport to pick up my bride. she was not amused. The distance from Reagan National to BWI is hellish at rush hour
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

Got to follow the shipping instructions to the 'T'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2023 04:27 PM (cOq4q)

402 Look at marathon finish times in, say, the Olympics, and get back to me.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 08, 2023 04:25 PM (8sMut)
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Those aren't studies from properly-accredited, communist universities.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:27 PM (krQz2)

403 Gotta be a sock or something. No actual person could be this profoundly stupid.

Wait. Strike that. *ponders*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Baby Steps to the Abyss at November 08, 2023 04:23 PM (xPJvm)


After watching the tub of goo at the polling place yesterday, I have altered my perspective.

Come to think of it, that may have been Sid.

Posted by: spindrift at November 08, 2023 04:28 PM (UWJud)

404 Odds that Sid is just trolling and apparently getting away with it? Very high.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:28 PM (iFTx/)

405 Oh, and on topic.

I will protest the inclusion of men into female sports when Gloria Allred leads a protest to make Augusta National male only again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

406 Where's Prolapse Paul with his bullshit?

Fucking idiots.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 08, 2023 04:28 PM (R4t5M)

407 Sid believes AGW is a thing and the sun has NOTHING to do with temperatures on Earth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

408 Eventually, people will take matters into their own hands. It seems like they’re trying to start something. I guess the tranny murderer was the new normal. Instead of giving these deranged lunatics mental therapy, they force women to deal with the mental illness in an inappropriate setting.

Posted by: Unkaren at November 08, 2023 04:28 PM (w0iEP)

409 @400 shots fired!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 08, 2023 04:28 PM (pIx7m)

410 Zero chance. The banks will each be hired for the specific purpose of coming up with the numbers that their client wants. The third bank will be leaned on and courted and seduced and Kamala-ed to influence their valuation. In the end it will probably be settled. This is all battlespace prep.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:26 PM (iFTx/)
++++
The people working this account from that third bank are going to have a very, very, very pleasant few weeks of courtship.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:28 PM (d04cU)

411 384
Draft an ice hockey player

Posted by: Paul at November 08, 2023 04:28 PM (aNM/F)

412 I was the ONLY batter to ever face the one girl pitcher in our Baseball League.


aw Garrett! lol

and yeah RM no amount of magic equipment would make me as a parent ok with my daughter (who is TOUGH, a TANK) fly vs a male shooter no fucking way

actually the goalie should also be worried about this guy. FH goalies aren't as protected as ice hockey and a hit like his could really knock out a female goalie.

this is just insane the whole thing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:29 PM (AcWfM)

413 >>>No study has ever shown that biological males have any advantage over biological females in sports. All BS.
Posted by: Sid

is this a joke?
Posted by: ace>>>No study has ever shown that biological males have any advantage over biological females in sports. All BS.
Posted by: Sid

is this a joke?
Posted by: ace

Seems like it - why would anyone ever bother with a study like that?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2023 04:29 PM (cOq4q)

414 Coached Women's Fastpitch softball for years.
No trannies and no lesbians.
Had I been forced to accept either one, I'd have quit. So would most of the teams as well.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2023 04:29 PM (uSHSS)

415 It is a common rhetorical device to write as though speaking to someone who is not there, like when someone says "you" while referring to Biden. No one expects Biden to be reading these comments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 04:26 PM (GBKbO)

And yet, when I point out the stupidity of certain progressive men, I am specific about whom I am speaking to, or I get my comment rammed down my throat.

Let's try really hard to not be so rude, or, I guess, don't.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 08, 2023 04:29 PM (okGHj)

416 The dude needs to be checked by some ice hockey players.

Posted by: Disenfranchised Voter at November 08, 2023 04:29 PM (dLiGu)

417 In college my team won the State Coed Flag Football championship ( got to play in the Superdome)

Toughest thing was avoiding hurting the girls even though it was just flag.

Posted by: Drive by at November 08, 2023 04:29 PM (MNhXM)

418 People keep saying we're reaching "peak stupidity". I keep saying we're not even to basecamp yet.

Sid, he's past basecamp.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:29 PM (krQz2)

419 Ron D Stilletos

---------

LMAO

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 04:29 PM (66LdW)

420 Idiot spokesperson said the "easiest" thing to do is change the equipment to offer more protection.


After the black dude murdered that hockey player with his skate, the NHL is going to mandate neck protection on all players.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

421 Elizabeth Montgomery…mmmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 04:30 PM (JrojV)

422 How in the Hell does someone get "congenital" syphilis?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas


Mothers giving it to their newborns. The map at the tweet gives an interesting picture. I'd post it but this blog runs on Minx 0.05.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2023 04:30 PM (IG4Id)

423 Sponge, I think I know the name of your town.

To me at least, an absolutely hilarious name with unending joke possibilities.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:30 PM (x7plP)

424 Look at marathon finish times in, say, the Olympics, and get back to me.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 08, 2023 04:25 PM (8sMut)


Cultural indoctrination! Cultural indoctrination!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2023 04:30 PM (guGkK)

425 What's the state of women's sports in Brattleboro, Vermont?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 08, 2023 04:30 PM (pIx7m)

426 414 Coached Women's Fastpitch softball for years.
No trannies and no lesbians.
Had I been forced to accept either one, I'd have quit. So would most of the teams as well.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2023 04:29 PM (uSHSS)

No lesbians? How the hell did you field all positions let alone have an entire team?

Posted by: It's women's softball for Chrissakes! at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (HBnmy)

427 Until girls boycott, there will be no change.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (JCJlH)

428 According to the Mass. law, you could conceivably field an entire softball team made up of nothing but males to compete in a "female league.". And, unlike field hockey..softball has the "beer league" reputation of being a sport...not just a "female sport."

Ridiculous.

Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (dIske)

429 410 Zero chance. The banks will each be hired for the specific purpose of coming up with the numbers that their client wants. The third bank will be leaned on and courted and seduced and Kamala-ed to influence their valuation. In the end it will probably be settled. This is all battlespace prep.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:26 PM (iFTx/)
++++
The people working this account from that third bank are going to have a very, very, very pleasant few weeks of courtship.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:28 PM (d04cU)
____________

"Indeed!"

-- Kamala Harris

On a more serious note, I expect the third bank to come in right about mid-way. That's how these things usually play out, which is in part why the opening bids . . . err, valuations . . . are so extreme. They all know how the game is played.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (iFTx/)

430 Is there women’s ice hockey?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (JrojV)

431 Ogie Oglethorpe shouldn't play girl's field hockey.

Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (z+ik4)

432 All one needs to do is compare men's and women's statistics in all sports of equal capacity. 100 meter swimming for instance.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (fwDg9)

433 In college my team won the State Coed Flag Football championship ( got to play in the Superdome)

Toughest thing was avoiding hurting the girls even though it was just flag.
Posted by: Drive by


Yeah. Even accidentally running one over sucks.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (mcnNX)

434 Seems like it - why would anyone ever bother with a study like that?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2023 04:29 PM (cOq4q)
++++
Grant money.

When I was a kid, there was some study that demonstrated that babies prefer their mothers to strangers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (d04cU)

435
I'm pretty sure that any guy who wants to play contact sports against women is just some kind of weird sadist who wants to hurt women.

That shot was straight at that girl's face. You can't tell me that asshole wasn't taught the rules.

And that shot sure looks intentional.

All my opinion, but look at it for yourself.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (QzZeQ)

436 What are a few teeth when Marxist equity is at stake?

Posted by: lost in space at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (ND7Ld)

437 Pete Bootyjudge went to Ukraine for some reason. You paid for the trip.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (O5Yc3)

438 Posted by: Paul at November 08, 2023 04:28 PM (aNM/F)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

439 I once went to the wrong airport to pick up my bride. she was not amused.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
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Who's at the "wrong airport" is a matter of perspective.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (krQz2)

440 432 All one needs to do is compare men's and women's statistics in all sports of equal capacity. 100 meter swimming for instance.
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (fwDg9)

========

That's just because of the patriarchy. Plus all the men identify as women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

441 430 Is there women’s ice hockey?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (JrojV)

Yes, but you have to ask for it. They keep it in back.

Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (z+ik4)

442 420 Idiot spokesperson said the "easiest" thing to do is change the equipment to offer more protection.


After the black dude murdered that hockey player with his skate, the NHL is going to mandate neck protection on all players.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
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So their response is better protection from racially motivated murderers during games?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (pIx7m)

443 Pete Bootyjudge went to Ukraine for some reason. You paid for the trip.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (O5Yc3)



Isn't there a bill in the house to lower his salary to $1?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

444 >>What are a few teeth when Marxist equity is at stake?


I bet she got a lot of Prom invitations, though.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (Atkwd)

445 On a more serious note, I expect the third bank to come in right about mid-way. That's how these things usually play out, which is in part why the opening bids . . . err, valuations . . . are so extreme. They all know how the game is played.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (iFTx/)
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Sure. But there will plenty of wining and dining in the meantime.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (d04cU)

446 ----
So their response is better protection from racially motivated murderers during games?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (pIx7m)



Seems so.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

447 Sid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G-n7jcGHEY

Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2023 04:33 PM (gmo/4)

448 441 430 Is there women’s ice hockey?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (JrojV)

Yes, but you have to ask for it. They keep it in back.
Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (z+ik4)

Funny, there is still Women's Roller Derby, just no Men's now...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 04:33 PM (xaFKb)

449 437 Pete Bootyjudge went to Ukraine for some reason. You paid for the trip.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (O5Yc3)
----
It was for the sex, wasn't it?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 08, 2023 04:33 PM (pIx7m)

450 Ooo good. Freezing rain/snow mix. And I still have my summer tires on. Gonna be a fun drive home.

Posted by: spindrift at November 08, 2023 04:33 PM (UWJud)

451 lol Diogenes no lesbians?!?! there would be no field hockey in the usa

Why would a male want to play on a girl's team? To be number one bitches!! If you have to knock out a few teeth along the way, so what.


they can't play here anywhere else. there are a bare handful of male club teams. he's Dutch so probably an immigrant and he wants to play. I know some of the coaches' sons end up going back home for high school (or equivalent) so they can play.

they can play as practice players in the US at colleges now, but not in-game. some high schools also restrict them to practice-only. Massachusetts is the outlier. the tranny thing is just a trick - he's a dutch guy. he wants to play hockey here. he grew his hair out.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:33 PM (AcWfM)

452 All one needs to do is compare men's and women's statistics in all sports of equal capacity. 100 meter swimming for instance.
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (fwDg9)



I'm IN!

Posted by: Lia Thomas at November 08, 2023 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

453 There no SCREECHING in FIELD HOCKEY!!!

Posted by: Tom Hanks at November 08, 2023 04:34 PM (krQz2)

454 >>> @disclosetv 4m
JUST IN - Yemen Houthis shot down a U.S. MQ-9 drone — VOA
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Did they explain what one must not do to avoid shooting down a MQ-9?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2023 04:34 PM (cOq4q)

455 No study has ever shown that biological males have any advantage over biological females in sports. All BS.

Link a study that backs your asinine assertion.

Posted by: Skid-mark Sid at November 08, 2023 04:34 PM (w0iEP)

456 Sid, bare it!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2023 04:34 PM (63Dwl)

457 There's Prolapse Paul.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 08, 2023 04:34 PM (R4t5M)

458 I played on a co-ed touch football team in HS. As a new QB I had forgotten that our center was a woman.

Walked up to address the center, started the call, reached underneath her and


SMACK!!

We both had a great laugh over it. I learned to take the hike in a different manner after that.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:34 PM (x7plP)

459 448 441 430 Is there women’s ice hockey?


there is of course! at least in college the FH athletes play ice hockey in the winter as well

it is really similar

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:34 PM (AcWfM)

460 However, given that they don't wear masks, that same shot would have had the same result if a boy had been hit, right?

Maybe. Though boys hit harder and also have defense mechanisms, like hand-eye coordination.
Posted by: I denounce myself at November 08, 2023 03:39 PM (CjGGv)

And up until not that long ago, boys just lost teeth when they played hockey, on ice or off. Plus the concussions.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2023 04:35 PM (z/ifB)

461 After the black dude murdered that hockey player with his skate, the NHL is going to mandate neck protection on all players.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
---
Full plate armor for all players is the only way to go...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 04:35 PM (YIVH2)

462 @disclosetv
JUST IN - Yemen Houthis shot down a U.S. MQ-9 drone — VOA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2023 04:25 PM (IG4Id)
++++
And who controls the Houthis and gives them the serious offensive weapons?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:35 PM (d04cU)

463 I cannot believe some try to have an actual discussion with Sid. What is the fucking point of interacting with an imbecilic troll? Stupid son of a bitch isn't here to have discussion, he's hear to throw shit. Fuck him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2023 04:35 PM (pohLc)

464 445 On a more serious note, I expect the third bank to come in right about mid-way. That's how these things usually play out, which is in part why the opening bids . . . err, valuations . . . are so extreme. They all know how the game is played.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Sure. But there will plenty of wining and dining in the meantime.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (d04cU)
__________

Of course. Even influencing the valuation a few hundred million is worth real money, let alone if they can influence a billie or more. Easily worth what it costs in hookers and blow.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:36 PM (iFTx/)

465 Serious question:

Did anyone hear the Republicans discussing this sort of thing and vowing to address it leading up to yesterday's election?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 04:36 PM (kb4+v)

466 So their response is better protection from racially motivated murderers during games?


I figured this would be the response

they need to diversify ice hockey but God forbid they make the guys learn the game and follow the rules, so everyone has to wear suits of armor on the ice to prevent murders now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2023 04:36 PM (AcWfM)

467 >>> 423 Sponge, I think I know the name of your town.

To me at least, an absolutely hilarious name with unending joke possibilities.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:30 PM (x7plP)

What's so funny about 'Lake Worth'?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2023 04:36 PM (llON8)

468 I cannot believe some try to have an actual discussion with Sid. What is the fucking point of interacting with an imbecilic troll? Stupid son of a bitch isn't here to have discussion, he's hear to throw shit. Fuck him.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2023 04:35 PM (pohLc)

=====

+1

Posted by: TBW at November 08, 2023 04:36 PM (DRSnL)

469 And up until not that long ago, boys just lost teeth when they played hockey, on ice or off. Plus the concussions.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2023 04:35 PM (z/ifB)
---
You never forget the concussions!

Well...maybe their number.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:36 PM (krQz2)

470 I seem to recall publicly traded companies are supposed to go into a quiet period a week before they report earnings.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 08, 2023 04:36 PM (nnp+f)

471 400 shots fired!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 08, 2023 04:28 PM (pIx7m)

Are we discussing Chicago now?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 08, 2023 04:36 PM (BdMk6)

472 Of course. Even influencing the valuation a few hundred million is worth real money, let alone if they can influence a billie or more. Easily worth what it costs in hookers and blow.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 04:36 PM (iFTx/)
++++
What a business.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 04:36 PM (d04cU)

473 439 I once went to the wrong airport to pick up my bride. she was not amused.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
---
Who's at the "wrong airport" is a matter of perspective.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (krQz2)
______________________________

I was going to warn about those mail order bride deals.

Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2023 04:37 PM (dIske)

474 And who controls the Houthis and gives them the serious offensive weapons?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Ming the Merciless obviously.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2023 04:37 PM (IG4Id)

475 430 Is there women’s ice hockey?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (JrojV)

My school didn't even have men's ice hockey.

OR lacrosse.

Football/Baseball/Soccer/Basketball/Wrestling.

That was it.

Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 04:37 PM (UnA8+)

476 What's so funny about 'Lake Worth'?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2023 04:36 PM (llON
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20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:37 PM (krQz2)

477 Until girls boycott, there will be no change.

Girlcott. Sexist.

Posted by: Stop the misogyny! at November 08, 2023 04:37 PM (CjGGv)

478 How many guys had to be taught to not be a sore loser? You wanted to kick the other guy's teeth in, to beat the crap out of him, didn't you?

Then your Dad had to threaten to beat the crap out of you to tell you not to be such an asshole.

Violence is instinctual to dudes. We have to be taught NOT to be vicious assholes. We do it by instinct.

Women have to think to get there. We live there.

Dudes, by and large, are not nice people when left to their own devices- especially when we are going through puberty.

This is like turning a rabid pitbull loose in a kindergarten.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:37 PM (di6C2)

479 "The ladies like it. So no reason to cut it now.
Posted by: Elric Blade


Pssst. They're lying.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! "

I've never minded guys with long hair per se, what I've always minded is that they treat it like it's short hair.

Y'know, roll out of bed and "leave the house without even brushing it" treatment. It's like, if that's what you're going to do with it, why would you bother having it long in the first place? Makes them look like slobs.

... which, I suppose, is a look.

More men should be re-creating ancient hairstyles from when men knew how to wear long hair.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 08, 2023 04:37 PM (ou9hh)

480 No study has ever shown that biological males have any advantage over biological females in sports. All BS.
Posted by: Sid
-

is this a joke?

Posted by: ace

--

Huh. I had always assumed Sid was ace.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 04:37 PM (kb4+v)

481 'It is a common rhetorical device to write as though speaking to someone who is not there, like when someone says "you" while referring to Biden. No one expects Biden to be reading these comments." he mansplained.

;D

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 08, 2023 04:37 PM (Vu7A1)

482 ... and people say *weed* makes you dumb.

Have they never seen a brain on leftism?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
*
They don't call it "dope" because it makes you smarter.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 08, 2023


***
"This is your brain. This is your brain on leftism. Any questions?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 04:38 PM (J2vNu)

483 I thought Dorothy was Alfalfa's piece.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 08, 2023 04:05 PM (BdMk6)

That was Darla Hood. (*sigh** when I was 9)

Posted by: thatcrazyjersey guy now with twice the crazy at November 08, 2023 04:38 PM (h4nev)

484 Hmmm. Sock fail by Paul?

Maybe, just maybe, Sid is a 'ron who is trying to keep the discussion lively so we do not just always agree with each other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:38 PM (di6C2)

485 Men's field hockey is actually a big deal in some countries like India, and it's a legit men's sport. Very rough, though. Like the contrast between men's lacrosse and women's lacrosse. I agree the boy shouldn't have been playing in a scholastic girls' league.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at November 08, 2023 04:39 PM (npRIq)

486 And yet, most are STILL pushing the Women in Combat Units paradigm in the Military.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 04:39 PM (xaFKb)

487 Oh yippee.
Mt St Helens is waking up.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2023 04:39 PM (uSHSS)

488 477 Girlcott. Sexist.
Posted by: Stop the misogyny! at November 08, 2023 04:37 PM (CjGGv)

"Like, why do we call them 'Human Rights', when the Right is so evil? We don't we call them Human Lefts?"

Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 04:39 PM (UnA8+)

489 I am proud to announce that the Brattleboro Gay Pride Party gained 3 seats on the City and County Government. We are so proud of our Gay and Transgender Cummunity and will do everything to make them welcome in our diverse Cummunity.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 08, 2023 04:39 PM (RacO5)

490 In college my team won the State Coed Flag Football championship ( got to play in the Superdome)

Toughest thing was avoiding hurting the girls even though it was just flag.
Posted by: Drive by at November 08, 2023 04:29 PM (MNhXM)

I thought the word naked was supposed to be in there somewhere.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2023 04:39 PM (z/ifB)

491 480 No study has ever shown that biological males have any advantage over biological females in sports. All BS.
Posted by: Sid
-

is this a joke?

Posted by: ace

--

Huh. I had always assumed Sid was ace.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 04:37 PM (kb4+v)

_____________________
Do a UFC fight and you can use the coroner's report as a study. They get pretty detailed.

Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2023 04:39 PM (dIske)

492 Pete Bootyjudge went to Ukraine for some reason. You paid for the trip.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (O5Yc3)
......

Z-dog must really be getting lonely.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2023 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

493 NOOD

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 08, 2023 04:40 PM (qPw5n)

494 The only true coed sport is marching band.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 04:40 PM (JrojV)

495 One can also make the argument why certain kids who only have a mother to raise them do not do so well in the anger/impulse management stages.

The Father is there to beat some sense into the kid until he can get a handle on his shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:40 PM (di6C2)

496 Sponge, I think I know the name of your town.

To me at least, an absolutely hilarious name with unending joke possibilities.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:30 PM (x7plP)



You might be correct.

Posted by: Lia Thomas at November 08, 2023 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

497 >>>“The congenital syphilis crisis in the United States has skyrocketed at a heartbreaking rate,” CDC Chief Medical Officer Debra Houry said in the report.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2023 04:07 PM (IG4Id)

First you destroy their immune systems with repeated toxic booster shots then you unleash hoards of diseased third world zombies upon them.

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2023 04:40 PM (q177U)

498 Pete Bootyjudge went to Ukraine for some reason. You paid for the trip.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2023 04:32 PM (O5Yc3)
......

Z-dog must really be getting lonely.
Posted by: wth

Piano duet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 08, 2023 04:40 PM (R4t5M)

499 SHIT.

Strike one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

500 Toughest thing was avoiding hurting the girls even though it was just flag.
Posted by: Drive by

I thought the word naked was supposed to be in there somewhere.
Posted by: TexasDan

You're getting it confused with full-contact, naked, co-ed Twister.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2023 04:40 PM (x7plP)

501 Way too clean grammar for a Clogginstein post.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2023 04:40 PM (krQz2)

502 495 The Father is there to beat some sense into the kid until he can get a handle on his shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:40 PM (di6C2)

Bingo.

Fathers exist to teach kids what getting beat up feels like.

Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 04:41 PM (UnA8+)

503 I see it's time for the "He Man Women Haters" hour of the program.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 03:54 PM (RSbhh)


You're NOT going to want to see how new Spanky got his name.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 08, 2023 04:41 PM (FCbAQ)

504 NOOOD baby!

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2023 04:41 PM (q177U)

505 Are there no guys to take this guy to task in the locker room?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2023 04:41 PM (1dTB/)

506 Is there women’s ice hockey?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 04:31 PM (JrojV)

1. Yes, it just isn't as competitive as Men's hockey.

2. Yes, but it has more periods than Men's hockey.


Standard hockey jokes.


Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2023 04:41 PM (gmo/4)

507 No study has ever shown that biological males have any advantage over biological females in sports. All BS.
Posted by: Sid at November 08, 2023 04:19 PM (Zbre9)

They don't.....if they all look like you.

Posted by: G. Marx at November 08, 2023 04:43 PM (h4nev)

508 How many guys had to be taught to not be a sore loser? You wanted to kick the other guy's teeth in, to beat the crap out of him, didn't you?

Then your Dad had to threaten to beat the crap out of you to tell you not to be such an asshole.

Violence is instinctual to dudes. We have to be taught NOT to be vicious assholes. We do it by instinct.

Women have to think to get there. We live there.

Dudes, by and large, are not nice people when left to their own devices- especially when we are going through puberty.

This is like turning a rabid pitbull loose in a kindergarten.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 04:37 PM (di6C2)

I guess you've never been around PMSing women.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 08, 2023 04:44 PM (BdMk6)

509 Kristi McNichol for the win!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2023 04:45 PM (ZV+pB)

510 Secretary of Gheyness went to Ukraine to get some of that kickback funding

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 04:45 PM (fwDg9)

511 Q: Why do Canadians have sex doggie-style?

A: So they can both watch the hockey game!

Posted by: Unkaren at November 08, 2023 04:58 PM (w0iEP)

512 Guys should absolutely not be on the field with girls. My daughter plays collegiate D1 field hockey and this is a constant concern.

I know the game well, and defending a penalty corner is a probably the highest risk play. You can see why in the clip. That is why the girls are given face masks and gloves to protect themselves when they are running out of the goal to defend the shot. The girl running right at the shooter is called the flyer and this is what my daughter does as well. She wears her face mask and glove every time.

The girl flying in the clip is NOT wearing protective gear. That hit could have come from a boy or girl and it would have knocked teeth out. No, the boy should not have been out there, but I more blame the coach for letting her do this without wearing gear that would have saved her a lot of pain and dental surgery.

Posted by: JeffinNC at November 08, 2023 05:43 PM (ANxaz)

513 I’m all for boycotting trannies in sports, but come on… she got hit in the mouth by a … whatever you call a field hockey “puck.”

Also… women did this to themselves. This is the natural consequence of irrational feminism. If we’re the same, we’re the same. Just as stronk as a man? Okay. Have at it.

Posted by: SMFH at November 08, 2023 05:46 PM (kfov1)

514 Where TF are the dads? Balls cut? HTG, where are the dads?

Posted by: beckydotdata at November 08, 2023 08:48 PM (uiI3M)

515 >Girls can play on boys teams if there's no same sport for them!!

That's what everyone is missing - the law was originally written to allow *girls* to play on *boys'* teams. The law just had to be written sex-neutral. It was only a matter of time before it went the other way.

So yes, it's entirely fair to blame women for this crap because they're the ones demanding an end to sex segregation in sport.

>Girls need to stop competing when they let males in

Never going to catch on, because the only reason women's sport exists in the first place is college athletic scholarships, which only exist because women used Title IX to force colleges to take money away from revenue-generating men's sports and give it to women's sports no one cares about.

Now, I tend to think college athletic scholarships have done a lot of damage to US universities over the years and should be done away with entirely, but that's how we got here.

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