Get Out the Vote!

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Today is a Election Day. VOTE.
Here are some of the important races that may decide the fate of our country:
Pennsylvania. There is a vacant Supreme Court seat that could end up being the tie-breaker for 2024 election cases. The GOP candidate wants to restrict mail-ins. 2024 election board will be voted on today. An important DA race in Pittsburgh.
Virginia. Control of the state legislature is up for grabs. Youngkin needs a GOP majority in order to pass new laws, including election integrity measures.
Kentucky. Republicans are seeking to oust Governor Andy Beshear. A solid Republican named Daniel Cameron is running against him.

Given Mitch McConnell's health issues, it is critical for Republicans to take the KY governorship.

Mississippi. A surprisingly tight race for the governorship. Dems are going all out. Pro-criminal DA up for election.
Ohio. Ballot measure, abortion. Vote NO on Issue 1. Dems want to enshrine late abortion into the State Constitution. This will also be used for gender mutilations on minors.
Iowa. Republicans are hoping to flip several crucial school board races.
Many other important races. Get out and vote. This is not just about 2023. A lot of this will determine 2024 and beyond.

Vote, because it will make this saggy-titty cuck cry:

Not sure which part of this video is worse. The unhinged behavior, the cargo shorts, the negative muscle mass, or his walk to the Prius at the end.

Average NoVA Democrat. https://t.co/ifD0eQNNhv
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) November 7, 2023

That guy's not just a cuck. That guy is on his stud's dick more than his "wife" is. He's the guy who yells "Sharesies!" after his bull nuts.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:43 PM

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1 ok

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 12:44 PM (IC8Yt)

2 I came home from work yesterday and saw 2 plants overturned on my front porch. I went to investigate and saw that some DNC asswipe had put election ads in the handle of my storm door.

I guess they just knocked over the plants on their way to my door.

these bitches will not leave you alone

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 12:46 PM (IC8Yt)

3 "Pennsylvania. There is a vacant Supreme Court seat that could end up being the tie-breaker for 2024 election cases. The GOP candidate wants to restrict mail-ins"

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Voted straight GOP at 7:05 AM here.

If this commie wins for Allegheny County Executive, the destruction of Pittsburgh will be complete.

The Mayor is already a BLM stooge, the police chief is a gay activist, and if they get the county executive and DA in, Pittsburgh will turn into Detroit East within 2 years.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 07, 2023 12:46 PM (i7Q7S)

4 Odds that guy in the cargo shorts drinks dick? North of 50%.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

5 Don’t forget to donate too!! 150X for every dollar we grift you out of

Posted by: RNC at November 07, 2023 12:47 PM (L4QRv)

6 Ace, Pennsylvania elected a cabbage to the US Senate...and a dead man to PA State House...They need the PA Supreme Court position even more urgently. I doubt they will even bother counting the votes this time around.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2023 12:48 PM (dIske)

7 I voted very very very hard today. Very very very hard. So hard it hurt my balls. I'm sure my pain will be rewarded with GOP gains in NY, right?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

8 No elections here in Western NC.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 07, 2023 12:49 PM (L4QRv)

9 omg that fckn guy who is harassing the GOP poll greeter looks like he'd run away form *me* if I looked at him crooked

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 12:50 PM (IC8Yt)

10 Almost.....

Posted by: Silent at November 07, 2023 12:50 PM (CrU4U)

11
Given Mitch McConnell's health issues
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Be still my heart.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2023 12:50 PM (fGYJL)

12 Bro cargo shorts are so 2019.

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 12:51 PM (P5BwU)

13 Prometheus.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 07, 2023 12:51 PM (7XQ3+)

14 12 Bro cargo shorts are so 2019.
Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 12:51 PM (P5BwU)
_____________

"Fuck you!"

-- FBI undercover shitfuckers

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

15 do I have to be the guy who stands up for cargo pants?

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2023 12:51 PM (KRtlO)

16 At least vote for your local positions. Maximum chance for impact.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

17 I did not have time to register to vote, so I'm sitting this one out. Plus, the DMV operates by appointment and the first I could get is late January.

Oh well. I just wanted to bring my voting habits with me to my new state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 07, 2023 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

18 That guy's not just a cuck. That guy is on his stud's dick more than his "wife" is. He's the guy who yells "Sharesies!" after his bull nuts.
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Well, sure - but everyone enjoys dessert, Ace!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2023 12:52 PM (ELpxa)

19 Cargo shorts are like a purse you wear. I can keep my lube and my PReP organized!

Posted by: Nova Voter at November 07, 2023 12:52 PM (KRtlO)

20 Voted in a barely-blue (50-47 in 2022) county on the southern edge of NoVa this morning. The time from getting out of my car to getting back into my car was less than ten minutes.

There were Democrats handing out sample ballots, but not Republicans.

There were Democrats providing candidate information, but not Republicans.

It's like Republicans just don't give a shit. My county voted Romney/Trump/Biden, and then was blue again in 2022.

That seems to be enough to compel the right to just fucking quit. 'Whelp, guess this one's gone, too.'

It's so disheartening.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 07, 2023 12:52 PM (/nCD+)

21 Voted this morning. Only city council elections here. And I don’t mean only as in they don’t matter. They very much do. I mean no referendums or Governor or anything else that gets the big news coverage.

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 12:53 PM (P5BwU)

22 >> He's the guy who yells "Sharesies!" after his bull nuts.

I am as hard as Chinese Math, right now.

Posted by: VDH at November 07, 2023 12:53 PM (pgR3A)

23 15 do I have to be the guy who stands up for cargo pants?
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2023 12:51 PM (KRtlO)
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It wasn't just the guys (too-tight) shorts. It was the whole ensemble. He looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

24 That dude from the last video is hilarious. "You might as well have put a gun to my head!"

Methinks he's never had a gun to his head. He's probably never even seen a gun.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2023 12:53 PM (ELpxa)

25 washington nearsider, ugh, another GOP disaster.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2023 12:54 PM (KRtlO)

26 Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 12:51 PM (P5BwU)

what's on the approved summer attire list?

if jorts are out and so are cargo shorts, what do you wear - Vineyard Vines?

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 12:54 PM (IC8Yt)

27 "Not sure which part of this video is worse. The unhinged behavior, the cargo shorts, the negative muscle mass, or his walk to the Prius at the end."

The worst part is knowing there are many millions more just like him absolutely convinced of the moral superiority of their ignorance and cannot be swayed with debate, facts or their own eyes.

Posted by: Ripley at November 07, 2023 12:54 PM (JojsZ)

28 MakeProgressivesAfraidAgain

More of those guys need to Find Out, that'll cut down on this bullshit from Omega Males like him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 12:54 PM (xcxpd)

29 "They support lynch mobs and the KKK. They're bible-beating bigots and freaks."

The hypercuck from that video must know much history if he thinks that the KKK were some Republican outfit...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (ELpxa)

30 He's not just unhinged...he's an incoherent idiot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (3Gtis)

31 He seems nice.

Posted by: m at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (ASp1y)

32 The Pro-Palestine nuts (upper middle class white kids) where screaming at Feddy the other night at his rally for the commie county executive and he couldn't even understand what they were saying. What an embarrassment.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (i7Q7S)

33 he seems like a guy who really knows which end of a dick is the dangerous one, and which one is the taint.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (KRtlO)

34 >>what's on the approved summer attire list?

if jorts are out and so are cargo shorts, what do you wear

Pants.

You are a man. You should have no expectation of being comfortable.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (pgR3A)

35 Oh well. I just wanted to bring my voting habits with me to my new state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Voting for Prometheus as the greatest movie of all time?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (JrojV)

36 Though...to be fair...cargo shorts/pants are a great concealed carry option.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (xcxpd)

37 It's always been my contention that the crazy division in our country is due to the fact that the government has an outsized effect on everyone's day to day lives and so elections are important. Eliminate that and we're all much happier.

Posted by: InZona at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (qz1Fg)

38 I saw Negative Muscle Mass open forSpock's Beard at Red Ricks back in 2013..,

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2023 12:56 PM (8rsIm)

39 That guy's not just a cuck. That guy is on his stud's dick more than his "wife" is. He's the guy who yells "Sharesies!" after his bull nuts.

After watching this, his "bull" is going to want to tear his ass up worse than a $30 Taco Bell order.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 07, 2023 12:56 PM (UcAQV)

40 Iowa. Republicans are hoping to flip several crucial school board races.

The town two towns over is having a hotly contested school board election *and* a bond vote to heavily renovate the public schools. The town has lost most of its businesses and industries, so I can see why the bond is up for voting for the third time. Not sure about the school board election, it might be an old guard vs "guardo neuvo" fight.

Posted by: pookysgirl wishes she had more insider info at November 07, 2023 12:56 PM (dtlDP)

41 So if the Conservatives do well today I expect the media will ignore it.. If they do badly I expect wall to wall coverage of the coming 2024 blue wave and everyone loves Joe

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 12:56 PM (bs+z0)

42 Not sure which part of this video is worse. The unhinged behavior, the cargo shorts, the negative muscle mass, or his walk to the Prius at the end.
.........

I like his meanie potty mouth.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

43 That fact that the election is important means the US experiment has failed.

Posted by: InZona at November 07, 2023 12:56 PM (qz1Fg)

44
School and library millage. Drastically fewer students and usage.

"Yes is a smart vote that saves funds!"

No wonder these creatures are terrified of sane people at school board meetings.

Posted by: Auspex at November 07, 2023 12:56 PM (j4U/Z)

45 30 He's not just unhinged...he's an incoherent idiot.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (3Gtis)
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Odds that he's a teacher or something similar? I'd say pretty high . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

46 The progressive Prius driver completely misunderstood the Republican's statement that Virginia is a one-party consent (for taking photographs) state. He snarled back about Virginia being a one-party state.

Posted by: m at November 07, 2023 12:57 PM (ASp1y)

47 Be funny if the Prius wouldn't start.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

48 Important races in NJ. Weirdos on the Democrat line who want to keep info from parents if kids want to transition and the state being allowed to take custody temporarily if parents object to transitioning.

Also a Satanist, a woman who pees on snow and posts the picture on the internet and the woman who was doing sex online all running in VA.

Fen is on the ballot somewhere in NJ but she is NOT a Satanist, doesn't pee in the snow and doesn't do sex scenes online. Also, she's a Republican.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 12:57 PM (OtKW+)

49 27 "Not sure which part of this video is worse. The unhinged behavior, the cargo shorts, the negative muscle mass, or his walk to the Prius at the end."

The worst part is knowing there are many millions more just like him absolutely convinced of the moral superiority of their ignorance and cannot be swayed with debate, facts or their own eyes.
Posted by: Ripley at November 07, 2023 12:54 PM (JojsZ)

This is why steel cables wrapped in duck tape exist.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 12:57 PM (xcxpd)

50 Here in Maine we're voting on two ballot referendums:

1) Should we dissolve the two privately held power companies and put the electrical grid into the hands of a public co-op. And ...

2) Do we take out a bond to buy out the privately help power companies to form a public power co-op?

The geniuses haven't figured out what happens if the first passes and the second fails.

God help us if they pass. Glad I've got a whole home standby generator.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 07, 2023 12:57 PM (X5V/M)

51 You are a man. You should have no expectation of being comfortable.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (pgR3A)

you wear pants outdoors when it's 90 degrees?

that sounds like my FiL who shows up on the beach in long pants and black loafers.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 12:57 PM (IC8Yt)

52 Willowed:

I thought that was scheduled for after we figured out who the best first baseman in Yankees history was.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 07, 2023 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

That should be settled in a fraction of a second. Is anyone actually questioning this?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 12:57 PM (QBaJw)

53 Voted, ate breakfast, bought groceries, back home. Tired, worn out from concrete job yesterday, stuff I used to not think twice just bring it on.

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2023 12:57 PM (NxC5+)

54 He's not just unhinged...he's an incoherent idiot.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (3Gtis)
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He's an NPC. All he is doing is regurgitating talking points. He memorized them from newsletters or TV news or forums or whatnot, and he went out to show the evil Republican monsters how well-informed and passionate he is.

Simple programming, nothing more. He's the idealized example of the NPC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2023 12:57 PM (ELpxa)

55 Zero elections where I am.

Prayers up for the elections everywhere else.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 07, 2023 12:57 PM (hNaZP)

56 There were Democrats handing out sample ballots, but not Republicans.

There were Democrats providing candidate information, but not Republicans.

It's like Republicans just don't give a shit. My county voted Romney/Trump/Biden, and then was blue again in 2022.

That seems to be enough to compel the right to just fucking quit. 'Whelp, guess this one's gone, too.'

It's so disheartening.

—-

I’ll do you one better. My county is deep red.
Voted for Trump twice with a 20 point margin both times. Yet virtually all local polls are leftists. Because when it comes to local elections nobody gives a shit. Local stuff is always off year when nobody pays attention. Turnout is 30%, on a good day. And because it’s so low the small minority of leftists get their people out in huge numbers and win. They control the city and the school board.

It’s maddening to watch it play out year after year this way.

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 12:58 PM (P5BwU)

57 Wow. The guy confronting the greeter is old enough to know better.

The camera recording crazy guy was probably the reason the encounter didn't turn violent.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 07, 2023 12:58 PM (z5vMw)

58 43 That fact that the election is important means the US experiment has failed.
Posted by: InZona at November 07, 2023 12:56 PM (qz1Fg)

No shit. But this is the world you live in now. Act accordingly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 12:58 PM (xcxpd)

59 Odds that he's a teacher or something similar? I'd say pretty high . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade

The Elusive EPA Hallway Pooper~!!1!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2023 12:58 PM (IG4Id)

60 > do I have to be the guy who stands up for cargo pants?

I wear cargo shorts when it's hot out. I don't care about the public's hate boner for cargo shorts. I'm past caring what most people think about how I dress.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2023 12:58 PM (0N1h0)

61 >>you wear pants outdoors when it's 90 degrees?

And boots. Yes.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 12:58 PM (pgR3A)

62 Be funny if the Prius wouldn't start.
Posted by: wth

Battery fire and he can't get out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 07, 2023 12:58 PM (R4t5M)

63 55 Zero elections where I am.

Prayers up for the elections everywhere else.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 07, 2023 12:57 PM (hNaZP)

None here either... Will pray also

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 12:58 PM (bs+z0)

64 41 So if the Conservatives do well today I expect the media will ignore it.. If they do badly I expect wall to wall coverage of the coming 2024 blue wave and everyone loves Joe
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 12:56 PM (bs+z0)

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The Louisiana governor's race was a historically terrible polling miss, being off by something like 15 points, and in favor of the Republican. The media simply didn't report on it while it reported on some NY state house special election that tipped blue for a full day.

It's almost like they're really predictable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 07, 2023 12:58 PM (GBKbO)

65 Don't forget, our own FenSpoke is on the ballot today.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 12:59 PM (JrojV)

66 do I have to be the guy who stands up for cargo pants?
Posted by: ace

Not if you're in AZ, it's the uniform of choice for all sane morons.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2023 12:59 PM (fGYJL)

67
Captain cargo shorts just knows he is better than you

Can not simply disagree with another person, starts ranting at a stranger

Posted by: Swedish goats at November 07, 2023 12:59 PM (J3qcA)

68 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (3Gtis)

he either keeps saying the "F' word to sound like a tough guy

or

his subconscious desire of what he wants to do to the GOP greeter is revealing itself bigly

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:00 PM (IC8Yt)

69 65 Don't forget, our own FenSpoke is on the ballot today.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 12:59 PM (JrojV)

Fingers crossed Fen

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 01:00 PM (bs+z0)

70
I see the (D)'s in PA wanna play the abortion card for their guy. Gonna vote in a couple. Unless somebody already used my stolen electric bill to vote for me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 07, 2023 01:00 PM (enJYY)

71 42 I like his meanie potty mouth.
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

I'm gonna take it as a reminder that I should use the f-word a bit more sparingly, myself.

Posted by: m at November 07, 2023 01:00 PM (ASp1y)

72 Kudos to the poll greeter for staying cool.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2023 01:00 PM (RIvkX)

73 I voted today.
A school bond issue.
I was voter 17 at 11a.

Sad!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 07, 2023 01:01 PM (ufFY8)

74 do I have to be the guy who stands up for cargo pants?
Posted by: ace

I'll back you up. Love my cargo pants.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:01 PM (JrojV)

75 Update: DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics 1h
🇵🇸🇮🇱 Videos from an alleged attack against Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas car had surfaced recently. The videos are from the incident with drug dealers in Jalazon just from a different angle, the Palestinian President hasn't even left his home today
◾A campaign of fakes orchestrated by Israeli intelligence is trying to provoke a civil war between Palestinian factions.
◾The Palestinian National Authority has debunked these Mossad fakes with a statement this morning.
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DA JOOOOS!!

DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics 1h
Video is confirmed inauthentic by local sources. MORE ISRAELI FAKES

https://tinyurl.com/4ffevkns . . . Nitter thread

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 07, 2023 01:01 PM (krqg6)

76 I like how cargo shorts guy thinks the Republican volunteer can steal his vote.

Remember, Democrats are the smart ones. Those people in Iowa who support Trump are real idiots.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 07, 2023 01:01 PM (i7Q7S)

77 72 Kudos to the poll greeter for staying cool.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2023 01:00 PM (RIvkX)

Losing with dignity IS the GOP brand...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:01 PM (xcxpd)

78 do I have to be the guy who stands up for cargo pants?
Posted by: ace

I'll back you up. Love my cargo pants.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:01 PM (JrojV)
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I have cargo shorts. But on me, they look good.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 07, 2023 01:02 PM (ScR16)

79 I'm okay with cargo shorts, but they're not for me. I wear pants like a real fucking man! If someone is gonna sing the praises of Crocs, though, then we're gonna have words. Just make sure you put down your KY jelly and butt plug first. Ain't nobody wanna see that.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

80 76 I like how cargo shorts guy thinks the Republican volunteer can steal his vote.

Remember, Democrats are the smart ones. Those people in Iowa who support Trump are real idiots.
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 07, 2023 01:01 PM (i7Q7S)

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"He's gonna trick me into choosing the wrong choice on my ballot!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 07, 2023 01:02 PM (GBKbO)

81 Battery fire and he can't get out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
.....

I hear cargo shorts are extremely flammable.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

82 I see the (D)'s in PA wanna play the abortion card for their guy. Gonna vote in a couple. Unless somebody already used my stolen electric bill to vote for me.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Yep. With "Insurrection-Jan6" video in the background and MAGA sprinkled in their a few times.

Commies know their base. Fucktards with goldfish attention spans.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 07, 2023 01:02 PM (R4t5M)

83 Voted, but in Alexandria VA so probably doesn't matter. But figure I'll make them work for the cheat.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 07, 2023 01:02 PM (1KCcl)

84 Can anyone explain to me when it became legal for homeless people to walk around with weapons in their hands?

When I had to commute to Seattle, I'd very frequently see homeless people walking around with weapons in their hands. They had large screwdrivers, short metal pipes, crowbars, heavy wooden club sticks, etc.

Here's video of a guy in NYC who is clearly on heavy drugs, with a damn battle axe in his hand. This is the city that absolutely loses its mind over normies carrying any sort of self defense weapon.

https://is.gd/gMuU3u

Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2023 01:02 PM (0N1h0)

85 >>you wear pants outdoors when it's 90 degrees?

And boots. Yes.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 12:58 PM (pgR3A)
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Same.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM (z5vMw)

86 there

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM (R4t5M)

87 Pure Ace cruel, beautiful poetry:
"That guy's not just a cuck. That guy is on his stud's dick more than his "wife" is. He's the guy who yells "Sharesies!" after his bull nuts."

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM (gxokI)

88 That dude probably wouldn't suck your dick, but he would definitely hold it in his mouth until it got soft.

Posted by: Jack Package at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM (8LP6B)

89 do I have to be the guy who stands up for cargo pants?
Posted by: ace

Not if you're in AZ, it's the uniform of choice for all sane morons.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2023 12:59 PM (fGYJL)

That must mean I'm insane. Tell me something I don't know.

Posted by: InZona at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM (qz1Fg)

90 A tranny reporter for the Seattle alt-weekly continues his series on the dozens of trannys fleeing fascist red states for progressive, safe blue states. The new Underground Railroad.

This week's tranny lived in fascist Texas (Austin, of course), but Texas is banning gay pornography in schools, males competing in women's sports, minors receiving puberty blockers and hormones, and much else. Besides, there's a guy who lives a few blocks from him with Trump stickers on his car.

Obviously, the anti-trans lynch mobs are next.

He lives in fear in Austin:

"But I’m scared of being personally assaulted by a stranger who sees the trans flag on my house.”

Because nothing says "I'm terrified that I might be attacked" like flying a trans flag on your house.

He's moved to a safe, trendy neighborhood in Portland, of course.

Suggestion: fly a Trump flag on your house in your safe, nonjudgmental, affirming Portland neighborhood, and see what happens to you.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM (YAtuc)

91 15 do I have to be the guy who stands up for cargo pants?
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2023 12:51 PM (KRtlO)

I wear them.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM (eYoxG)

92 Vote, because it will make this saggy-titty cuck cry:

bitch tits come from too much weed. or Risperdal.

in this loser's case, I go with the Big Pharma option

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM (IC8Yt)

93 I'm okay with cargo shorts, but they're not for me. I wear pants like a real fucking man!
Posted by: Elric Blade

Agreed, adult men should not wear shorts in public. I only wear them to sleep in during the summer.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM (JrojV)

94 It's always been my contention that the crazy division in our country is due to the fact that the government has an outsized effect on everyone's day to day lives and so elections are important. Eliminate that and we're all much happier.
Posted by: InZona at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (qz1Fg)

Step one was convincing everyone that government was needed to solve virtually any problem that would arise.

Step two was convincing everyone that anyone who disagrees with you about what government should do about it is literally hitler.

Step three: Here we are.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 01:04 PM (QBaJw)

95 "Given Mitch McConnell's health issues, it is critical for Republicans to take the KY governorship."

And this feels like exactly why it'll go to the Dem.

Posted by: Inogame at November 07, 2023 01:04 PM (53oGX)

96 >you wear pants outdoors when it's 90 degrees?

And boots. Yes.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 12:58 PM (pgR3A)
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Same.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM (z5vMw)

Me too. Generally jeans.

Posted by: InZona at November 07, 2023 01:04 PM (qz1Fg)

97 Kudos to the poll greeter for staying cool.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

The guy is the one posting the original tweet, Matthew Hurtt, a director at the Leadership Institute. Looks like they are a conservative training group doing election training. We need more do-tanks like them and fewer think-tanks.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2023 01:04 PM (IG4Id)

98 88 That dude probably wouldn't suck your dick, but he would definitely hold it in his mouth until it got soft.
Posted by: Jack Package at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM (8LP6B)
____________

"I'm listening . . . ."

-- Barack "Honey Nuts" Obama

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2023 01:04 PM (YAtuc)

100 If he was a bird he'd be renamed the "Coastal Cark Sorker"

Posted by: Zek at November 07, 2023 01:04 PM (5FPX4)

101 Fenelon Spoke's election is today as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (lvUuJ)

102

The future of recreational marijuana legalization in Ohio is in the balance Tuesday.

Issue 2 on the statewide ballot would allow adults 21 and over to buy and possess up to 2.5 ounces of cannabis and to grow plants at home. A 10% tax would be imposed on purchases, with proceeds going to administrative costs, addiction treatment, municipalities with dispensaries, and social equity and jobs programs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (63Dwl)

103 Pennsylvania. There is a vacant Supreme Court seat that could end up being the tie-breaker for 2024 election cases. The GOP candidate wants to restrict mail-ins.

The Pennsylvania Supreme Court has a Democrat majority.
(The Governor get to appoint vacancies, until the next election)

They have been more than activist overriding the legislature's district maps.

Posted by: SMOD at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (RHGPo)

104 Don't forget, our own FenSpoke is on the ballot today.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 12:59 PM (JrojV)
........

I'm just worried holding office will corrupt her worse than we have.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

105 I wore shorts in public earlier. My tux is at the cleaners.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (R4t5M)

106 Step one was convincing everyone that government was needed to solve virtually any problem that would arise.

Step two was convincing everyone that anyone who disagrees with you about what government should do about it is literally hitler.

Step three: Here we are.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 01:04 PM (QBaJw)

sad but true

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (xcxpd)

107 TIL you can't be a real man if you wear any kind of shorts.

I think that's just cover for dudes who always skip leg day tbh

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (IC8Yt)

108 I wear cargo shorts all the time. They look good with my crocs.

Posted by: Truck Nuts For A Necklace at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (CjGGv)

109 >>> Don't forget, our own FenSpoke is on the ballot today.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

wow!!!

Good Luck, Fen!

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (KRtlO)

110 "I see the (D)'s in PA wanna play the abortion card for their guy. "

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The (D) Governor, who was just exposed covering up for his aide who committed sexual harassment, is running ads for the Allegheny County Executive candidate saying she will protect the right to choose.

I have no idea how a county executive can do that, but here we are.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (i7Q7S)

111 76 I like how cargo shorts guy thinks the Republican volunteer can steal his vote.

he means steal his "bonus votes" aka the ones the DNC makes and/or changes for his side

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (AcWfM)

112 Kudos to the poll greeter for staying cool.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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It infuriates Lefties when a thoughtful, mature adult doesn't respond, in kind, to their spittle-flecked vulgarites. You can almost see the vileness wheels spinning up out of control in their head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (XeU6L)

113 No elections in Illinois, but in my AO, various churches are having revival this week, and we're fervently praying for this nation.

God's will be done.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at November 07, 2023 01:06 PM (MhJxt)

114 "Step one was convincing everyone that government was needed to solve virtually any problem that would arise."

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Real talk: this was only possibly by giving women the right to vote and by dumbing down public education.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 07, 2023 01:06 PM (i7Q7S)

115 What office is Fen running for?

Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2023 01:06 PM (88xKn)

116 ure Ace cruel, beautiful poetry:
"That guy's not just a cuck. That guy is on his stud's dick more than his "wife" is. He's the guy who yells "Sharesies!" after his bull nuts."
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM

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I remember a guy on this very blog that just a few years ago was so adamant about "No Cuck Insults to Politicians!"

Change is good.

Posted by: rd at November 07, 2023 01:06 PM (vsGsK)

117 I think that's just cover for dudes who always skip leg day tbh
Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (IC8Yt)
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Or have elephantiasis.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 07, 2023 01:06 PM (ScR16)

118 95 "Given Mitch McConnell's health issues, it is critical for Republicans to take the KY governorship."

And this feels like exactly why it'll go to the Dem.
Posted by: Inogame at November 07, 2023 01:04 PM (53oGX)

=========

Since Mitch reportedly helped the KY legislature work through the changes to the law to make it so that the governor had to choose from a list from the same party as the senator retiring/dying, and since the Democrat governor of KY has said that he thinks the law is unconstitutional and won't follow it, it could be that Mitch is using his in-state power to get the Republican over the line.

We'll see. I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 07, 2023 01:06 PM (GBKbO)

119 Afternoon.

Re: The Twatter video at the end. When that guy was walking away he was clearly swishing.

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:07 PM (jNSHL)

120 All of THAT because a campaign worker offered him a sample ballot? How he got from "being offering a sample ballot" to "claiming threats of violence," I couldn't tell you.

It's good to see what we're up against.

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2023 01:07 PM (NLIak)

121 The way things have been trending here, I do not have high hopes for today's local election. We shall see.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2023 01:07 PM (DRSnL)

122 No elections in Illinois, but in my AO, various churches are having revival this week, and we're fervently praying for this nation.

God's will be done.
Posted by: SMH

Indeed, SMH.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:07 PM (JrojV)

123 think that's just cover for dudes who always skip leg day tbh
Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (IC8Yt)
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Or, we're self-aware enough to believe our skinny white legs shouldn't be inflicted on the general public.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 07, 2023 01:07 PM (z5vMw)

124 96 >you wear pants outdoors when it's 90 degrees?

And boots. Yes.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 12:58 PM (pgR3A)
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Same.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM (z5vMw)

Me too. Generally jeans.
Posted by: InZona at November 07, 2023 01:04 PM (qz1Fg)
________

I wear Safari wear. It's all long sleeve and long pants to protect from bugs and sun. I started wearing it when I went on a real safari. It's comfortable, durable, and surprisingly fashionable.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

125 The GOP greeter had remarkable discipline. I would have informed him that 18" out is my personal space, and invited him to try inserting his scoldfinger into that perimeter to find out what happens when my space is violated.

Posted by: Zek at November 07, 2023 01:07 PM (5FPX4)

126 I just realized the BF doesn't own a pair of shorts. At this point if I saw him wearing any kind of shorts I'd be like: wtf??

but I don't think it's any indicator of manliness if a guy wants to wear shorts when it's hot out ffs

besides, I want to see if they've been conscientiously observing leg day

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:08 PM (IC8Yt)

127 The way things have been trending here, I do not have high hopes for today's local election. We shall see.
Posted by: Jordan61

It might have been Prolapse Paul.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 07, 2023 01:08 PM (R4t5M)

128 What office is Fen running for?

Some local board -- township board, maybe?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:08 PM (JrojV)

129 I read that.in KY Beshear raised 16m and Cameron 3m.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 07, 2023 01:08 PM (yUu6q)

130 >>I think that's just cover for dudes who always skip leg day tbh

Nah. Barbed wire is a thing here.

I'll put on shorts for a bike ride, but then I will take them right the fuck off and put on some pants.
Like a man.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 01:08 PM (pgR3A)

131 Ace, are you telling me you own Cargo Shorts?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 07, 2023 01:08 PM (naiw2)

132 121 The way things have been trending here, I do not have high hopes for today's local election. We shall see.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2023 01:07 PM (DRSnL)

Yeah, I'm a pessimist.. If they are all running on the sacred sacrament of abortion I expect some disappointments

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 01:09 PM (bs+z0)

133 Fenelon Spoke's election is today as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (lvUuJ)

Vote Hordian. Vote Fen.

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:09 PM (jNSHL)

134 Vote, because it will make this saggy-titty cuck cry

I'm still here, you know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 07, 2023 01:09 PM (Q0kLU)

135 I always take the Dem sample (I'm registered D still I know I know) so I know which way I definitely DON'T want to vote ... and then I walk by the Rep table and just feel sort of bad

altho lately, kind of less bad. screw you guys too.

not that it matters here in PA

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 07, 2023 01:09 PM (AcWfM)

136 Thumper NOT Beater although I might beaten it to Bambi and Thumper ~~often~~ once.
https://tinyurl.com/548d9484

[Oddly enough, no good photos using DDG search.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 07, 2023 01:09 PM (krqg6)

137 just don't be that guy with the bitch tits showering the GOP poll worker with eff bombs like you gangsta or some sheet

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:09 PM (IC8Yt)

138 Hobos in Seattle are a protected class. They can do literally anything without consequences. Because Seattle, Seattle City Council, Seattle Police Chief and Seattle PD...what's left of them.

I have avoided that city like a literal plague ever since the Wuhan Flu.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:09 PM (xcxpd)

139 Kuhl Ryder pants.

Pretty much all I buy, anymore. They last forever and they shrug off barbed wire.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (pgR3A)

140 I wear Safari wear. It's all long sleeve and long pants to protect from bugs and sun. I started wearing it when I went on a real safari. It's comfortable, durable, and surprisingly fashionable.
Posted by: Elric Blade

That will be good for the Galapagos. For climbing into lava tubes and such.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (JrojV)

141 Voted early here in VA. And yes, voted agin' the preverts.

Monty Mason is your stereotypical pasty, bespectacled, nebbishy cuck libtard, and I pray he's a goner.

Posted by: logprof at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (PT/1A)

142 The race between Democrat Dan McCaffery and Republican Carolyn Carluccio will not change the fact that Democrats hold a majority on the seven-seat bench. Democrats currently hold a 4-2 majority with an open seat following the death last year of Chief Justice Max Baer, a Democrat.

There is a lot of noise about the "backers of Carluccio" wanting to ban abortion, while ignoring that the "backers of McCaffery" include Planned Parenthood (it is on the brochures) want to kill babies for profit.

Posted by: SMOD at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (RHGPo)

143 112 Kudos to the poll greeter for staying cool.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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It infuriates Lefties when a thoughtful, mature adult doesn't respond, in kind, to their spittle-flecked vulgarites. You can almost see the vileness wheels spinning up out of control in their head.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (XeU6L)

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Sir, you seem unduly agitated. Do you have a mental health care professional we can contact for you?

We would be happy to call. If you are not currently seeing someone, I have a list of professionals who you can contact during your current crisis. They can help you find a health care provider who will take your case.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (hNaZP)

144 Couldn't the poll worker just lauugh at him??...ya know hoping he'd take a swing and then he could kick his ass? Cause that would be a video I'd play a few times.

Posted by: Big Tuna at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (FjYaO)

145 It infuriates Lefties when a thoughtful, mature adult doesn't respond, in kind, to their spittle-flecked vulgarites. You can almost see the vileness wheels spinning up out of control in their head.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (XeU6L)

++++++++

This! Smile, because it really pisses them off.

If you are in a crowd? Add a cheerful, "I will pray for you!", if you are willing to dodge potential violence.

Posted by: rd at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (Xqz0/)

146 Here in Kentucky I think Beshear will win. I don't recall there being much in the way of national GOP support here for Cameron. Probably due to the fact McConnell has a pretty good lock on the "election" machine here. I also don't recall McConnell doing much in the way of campaigning for Cameron, neither did Rand Paul and neither did any of the GOP House members.

The may have "endorsed" him, but I honestly do not remember any of them making in person visits around here.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (Q4IgG)

147 HISTORY OF THE CONDOM
In 1772- Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873- The British somewhat reﬁned the idea by taking it out of the goat ﬁrst.

Posted by: Ciampino - could have been sheep! at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (qfLjt)

148 That must mean I'm insane. Tell me something I don't know.
Posted by: InZona at November 07, 2023 01:03 PM (qz1Fg)

I don't own any cargo pants. Mostly because I have no reason to have a hammer on my person most of the time.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (QBaJw)

149 Hooray, meeting just got cancelled!

I shall now make myself a Spam sammich and then toddle off to vote.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (N3zMI)

150 I remember a guy on this very blog that just a few years ago was so adamant about "No Cuck Insults to Politicians!"

Change is good.
Posted by: rd
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Let the Wookie win!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 07, 2023 01:11 PM (krqg6)

151 >.Ace, are you telling me you own Cargo Shorts?

One hand in his pocket
and the other is gripping some guy's thigh

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 01:11 PM (pgR3A)

152 I wear Safari wear. It's all long sleeve and long pants to protect from bugs and sun. I started wearing it when I went on a real safari. It's comfortable, durable, and surprisingly fashionable.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

Do you have a name brand you like?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:11 PM (xcxpd)

153 That guy's not just a cuck. That guy is on his stud's dick more than his "wife" is.
.......

$50 says his "wife" is a man.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

154 140 I wear Safari wear. It's all long sleeve and long pants to protect from bugs and sun. I started wearing it when I went on a real safari. It's comfortable, durable, and surprisingly fashionable.
Posted by: Elric Blade

That will be good for the Galapagos. For climbing into lava tubes and such.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (JrojV)
___________

I hope so!

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

155 Losing with dignity IS the GOP brand...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:01 PM (xcxpd)
===
The least he would have gotten from me is a fat lip.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2023 01:11 PM (RIvkX)

156 The Democrats in my ward are hot for the school board elections. They claim to get "student centered" while their opponents are working from a national "playbook".

Posted by: SMOD at November 07, 2023 01:11 PM (RHGPo)

157 Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2023 01:06 PM (88xKn)

Supreme Head of skipping over things in the church bulletin.

Actually, it's township committee.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 01:12 PM (RSbhh)

158 We have constitutional amendments on the ballot here in Texas. I voted for everything that might possibly lower taxes although probably not and against everything that creates a new bureaucracy.

Posted by: huerfano at November 07, 2023 01:12 PM (Q4KYm)

159 >Not sure which part of this video is worse. The unhinged behavior, the cargo shorts, the negative muscle mass, or his walk to the Prius at the end.

Average NoVA Democrat

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but outside his house is the sign HATE HAS NO HOME HERE

Posted by: DB - at November 07, 2023 01:12 PM (geLO8)

160 I would have tried to get cargo shorts karen so pissed.

Posted by: Mo, Ham, & Ed at November 07, 2023 01:12 PM (FjlUt)

161 83 Voted, but in Alexandria VA so probably doesn't matter. But figure I'll make them work for the cheat.
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Same here.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 07, 2023 01:12 PM (naiw2)

162 HISTORY OF THE CONDOM
In 1772- Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873- The British somewhat reﬁned the idea by taking it out of the goat ﬁrst.
Posted by: Ciampino - could have been sheep! at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (qfLjt)

Pretty sure the Scots and Irish were using sheep's bladders well before then.

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:13 PM (jNSHL)

163 The thing about Gov. Beshear (D-inc) claiming the new state law is unconstitutional is... it would obviously have to be ruled unconstitutional by a KY STATE judge, because Jefferson & Jay didn't mention Kentucky election laws in what THEY wrote.

And the KY Supreme Court is redder than Bill Kristol's butt after a good caning.

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2023 01:13 PM (NLIak)

164 Supreme Head of skipping over things in the church bulletin.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Ah, so you're a Presbyterian pastor?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:13 PM (JrojV)

165 The new Underground Railroad.
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I don't think the Underground Railroad and running a tranny train are the same things.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 07, 2023 01:13 PM (krqg6)

166 Do you have a name brand you like?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:11 PM (xcxpd)
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Cabela's makes a good safari jacket.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 07, 2023 01:13 PM (ScR16)

167 I don't recall there being much in the way of national GOP support here for Cameron.

This will seem really short-sighted when McConnell freezes permanently.

Posted by: SMOD at November 07, 2023 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

168 my brother's default halloween costume is a bandanna with an eye patch, that means he's a pirate. So last week he puts on the do-rag and it's tied like Snoop Dog used to. I said: Bro, you look like Snoop Dog, not a pirate.

but then i realized we were headed to the hood for domino's pizza so he'll just blend in anyway. And sure enough, when the sista came out holding the pizza and saw my brother she smiled and said: GANGSTA GANGSTA

and I just laughed to myself for a couple minutes like a loon

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:14 PM (IC8Yt)

169 162 HISTORY OF THE CONDOM
In 1772- Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873- The British somewhat reﬁned the idea by taking it out of the goat ﬁrst.
Posted by: Ciampino - could have been sheep! at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (qfLjt)

Pretty sure the Scots and Irish were using sheep's bladders well before then.
Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:13 PM (jNSHL)

Modern historians like to attribute everything to the muslims.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 07, 2023 01:14 PM (eYoxG)

170 I would like to say a word or two about my "jorts".

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 07, 2023 01:14 PM (e1604)

171 I don't recall there being much in the way of national GOP support here for Cameron.

This will seem really short-sighted when McConnell freezes permanently.
Posted by: SMOD

They don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 07, 2023 01:14 PM (R4t5M)

172 >>Cabela's makes a good safari jacket.

Since they sold out to Bass Pro, their stuff has gotten really cheap.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 01:14 PM (pgR3A)

173 Just got done voting here in PA with crocs!

Posted by: Mick at November 07, 2023 01:14 PM (sVc11)

174 Rosa DeLauro's desiccated cooter >>>>> Ronna Romney

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 07, 2023 01:14 PM (l10hq)

175 that story is awesome kallisto I'm laughing now too

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 07, 2023 01:14 PM (AcWfM)

176 " I went to investigate and saw that some DNC asswipe had put election ads in the handle of my storm door.

I guess they just knocked over the plants on their way to my door."

That's the perfect opportunity to call the campaign HQ and say "I was going to vote for your candidate, but then your door-knocker killed my plants, so I'm never voting Democrat again"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 07, 2023 01:14 PM (ou9hh)

177 Cabela's makes a good safari jacket.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 07, 2023 01:13 PM (ScR16)

Cool, have one of those near me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:15 PM (xcxpd)

178 I'm bringing cargo shorts back!

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 07, 2023 01:15 PM (3vCGB)

179 Unhinged progressive seems a bit redundant.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2023 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)

180 173 Just got done voting here in PA with crocs!

oh are they your emotional support animals? do you go to Eagles games a lot?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 07, 2023 01:15 PM (AcWfM)

181 152 I wear Safari wear. It's all long sleeve and long pants to protect from bugs and sun. I started wearing it when I went on a real safari. It's comfortable, durable, and surprisingly fashionable.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

Do you have a name brand you like?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:11 PM (xcxpd)
____________

I really liked the LL Bean "Pathfinder" pants, but they no longer make them for some surely stupid reason. They now have a similar style but it's not as good. For shirts, I like their Sunwashed Canvas shirt.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

182 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 01:12 PM (RSbhh)

I hope you win. Good luck.

Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2023 01:15 PM (88xKn)

183 And the KY Supreme Court is redder than Bill Kristol's butt after a good caning.
Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2023 01:13 PM (NLIak)

Your knowledge of this is a bit disturbing.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 07, 2023 01:15 PM (BdMk6)

184 Modern historians like to attribute everything to the muslims.

You mean the good stuff.

Cause we all know who they blame for all the bad stuff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:15 PM (JrojV)

185 HISTORY OF THE CONDOM
In 1772- Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
......

Why do you need a condom if you're screwing a goat, is it ribbed for their pleasure?

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

186 34 Pants.

You are a man. You should have no expectation of being comfortable.
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (pgR3A)

Wool pants.

If you're not sweating, you're getting fat. And fat people are not allowed.

Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (UnA8+)

187 Huh. Safari wear. Sounds good. I'm in. I mean I really like the wild animal vids ace links, so there's that.

Posted by: Big Tuna at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (FjYaO)

188 The Democrats in my ward are hot for the school board elections. They claim to get "student centered" while their opponents are working from a national "playbook" (i.e. momsforliberty).

The Democrats are claiming if they don't win there will be lots of lawsuits.

Posted by: SMOD at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

189 Since they sold out to Bass Pro, their stuff has gotten really cheap.
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 01:14 PM (pgR3A)
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Bummer. Then you'll have to pry my jacket out of my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (ScR16)

190 125 The GOP greeter had remarkable discipline. I would have informed him that 18" out is my personal space, and invited him to try inserting his scoldfinger into that perimeter to find out what happens when my space is violated.

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Too wordy. "Please step back, you stink!" can get really the ball rolling.

Posted by: rd at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (Xqz0/)

191 I would have tried to get cargo shorts karen so pissed.
Posted by: Mo, Ham, & Ed
-----
He was pissed. And that's the best part. He's going to remain pissed the rest of the day, at least, and probably longer. With any luck he'll pop a vein, and it was all self-induced.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (XeU6L)

192 Unhinged girly man probably read the latest biden polls...

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (8rsIm)

193 This brunette in her underwear is only interested in men who vote:
https://is.gd/jagj5P

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (ELpxa)

194 155 Losing with dignity IS the GOP brand...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:01 PM (xcxpd)
===
The least he would have gotten from me is a fat lip.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2023 01:11 PM (RIvkX)

This is the way

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (xcxpd)

195 it wasn't Snoop Dogg it was tupac

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (IC8Yt)

196 Ah, so you're a Presbyterian pastor?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:13 PM (JrojV)

No; They do that too? That's why it's good for a clergyperson to to have a husband or wife who raises their hand and says, "You forgot the epistle" or "We need to do the psalter reading."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (RSbhh)

197 That guy clearly flounced.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (/QIWP)

198 TIL you can't be a real man if you wear any kind of shorts.

I think that's just cover for dudes who always skip leg day tbh
Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:05 PM (IC8Yt)

Weird. I thought real men didn't give a shit what anyone else thought about what they were wearing.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (QBaJw)

199 Why do you need a condom if you're screwing a goat, is it ribbed for their pleasure?
Posted by: wth a

Don't kid around about this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (R4t5M)

200 Not if you're in AZ, it's the uniform of choice for all sane morons.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2023 12:59 PM (fGYJL)

That must mean I'm insane. Tell me something I don't know.
Posted by: InZona

You moved to AZ recently right? So the Calif insanity might still be wearing off.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (fGYJL)

201 ann althouse this morning on the ny times coverage of the trump trial yesterday

Where are all the articles saying Trump's trial testimony was a disaster?
I feel rather sure that headlines like that would be everywhere if it was at all possible to spin it that way, so I'm going to assume he did -- at least -- reasonably well.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (B1FKF)

202 >>Wool pants.

My uncle, who recently passed, wore wool pants and no underwear.
You'd NEVER catch him without a spare pair of socks (or 2) in his pack...but the fucker never wore underwear and bathed in the lake. Even in January.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (pgR3A)

203 193 This brunette in her underwear is only interested in men who vote:
https://is.gd/jagj5P
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (ELpxa)

Elaborate decoration. I would take her on safari. And probably on her back.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (xcxpd)

204 We need to meet that angry Virginia voter halfway!

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (Uniparty- Utah) at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (Huu+b)

205 >>Cabela's makes a good safari jacket.

Daktari shop - Jeremy Clarkson

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (l10hq)

206 Unhinged progressive no doubt believes poll worker is a threat to Our Democracy.

Posted by: Ripley at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (JojsZ)

207 Speaking of Action Trousers, I recently purchased a nice pair of Wrangler Jeans at WalMart on clearance for $11.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 07, 2023 01:18 PM (fox75)

208 Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 07, 2023 01:14 PM (ou9hh)

this is a good idea

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:18 PM (IC8Yt)

209 201 ann althouse this morning on the ny times coverage of the trump trial yesterday

Where are all the articles saying Trump's trial testimony was a disaster?
I feel rather sure that headlines like that would be everywhere if it was at all possible to spin it that way, so I'm going to assume he did -- at least -- reasonably well.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (B1FKF)

=========

"But I'm still going to vote for Biden because if I can't get an abortion at age 94, then America is dead."
-Also Ann Althouse

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 07, 2023 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

210 Voted today as soon as the polls opened. Best of luck to folks in other states, because nothing good will happen here in Pennsylvania, at least not in any statewide or Pittsburgh/Philthadelphia local races. I'm really hoping the good guys win in Ohio and defeat that absolute vandalism of their state constitution.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 07, 2023 01:18 PM (Npnb7)

211 NoVa was definitely FBI, CIA or Homeland Sec. Talking like that to a total stranger suggests he's never been in a fight in his life, and screams out "don't hit me, I'll suck your dick instead!" if confronted.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 07, 2023 01:18 PM (nnp+f)

212 Ah, so you're a Presbyterian pastor?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:13 PM (JrojV)

No; They do that too?

Yep.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:18 PM (JrojV)

213 Are cargo shorts indicative of something I am unaware of? I'm not gonna stop wearing them, but I'd like to know what it supposedly means that I do wear them.

Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:18 PM (KiP3I)

214 >>193 This brunette in her underwear is only interested in men who vote:
https://is.gd/jagj5P
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

No legs and feet presented. 9.5

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 07, 2023 01:19 PM (l10hq)

215 I really liked the LL Bean "Pathfinder" pants, but they no longer make them for some surely stupid reason. They now have a similar style but it's not as good. For shirts, I like their Sunwashed Canvas shirt.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

Thankee

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:19 PM (xcxpd)

216 198 Weird. I thought real men didn't give a shit what anyone else thought about what they were wearing.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (QBaJw)

Men should suffer. It takes Hard Times to make Real Men.

Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2023 01:19 PM (UnA8+)

217 This brunette in her underwear is only interested in men who vote:
https://is.gd/jagj5P
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

I VOTED

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

218 Hunter Biden Wants To Sic Daddy's DOJ On Whisteblower Biz Partner

Totally not weaponized

Posted by: SMOD at November 07, 2023 01:19 PM (RHGPo)

219 https://is.gd/jagj5P
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (ELpxa)

Licks the screen

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:19 PM (jNSHL)

220 210 Voted today as soon as the polls opened. Best of luck to folks in other states, because nothing good will happen here in Pennsylvania, at least not in any statewide or Pittsburgh/Philthadelphia local races. I'm really hoping the good guys win in Ohio and defeat that absolute vandalism of their state constitution.

omg me too I know we're fucked here in PA but am worried about the craziness on the ballot in OH this go-round.

come on Ohio!!! hang in there!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 07, 2023 01:19 PM (AcWfM)

221 re 193: i think i like her.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 07, 2023 01:20 PM (B1FKF)

222 He was pissed. And that's the best part. He's going to remain pissed the rest of the day, at least, and probably longer. With any luck he'll pop a vein, and it was all self-induced.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (XeU6L)

Not pissed enough, I would have called him a karen, insulted his looks and offered to give his wife a real fucking, cause it looks like she already got screwed marrying him.

Posted by: Mo, Ham, & Ed at November 07, 2023 01:20 PM (FjlUt)

223 205 >>Cabela's makes a good safari jacket.

Daktari shop - Jeremy Clarkson
----------------
There once was a time when Abercrombie and Fitch was in DC selling real safari stuff. I was a kid then, but it was fucking awesome. Think it disappeared somewhere around 67-68.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 07, 2023 01:20 PM (naiw2)

224 Where I live, I've been unable to figure out who the bad guys are. No ballot measures, judges, or anything like that. Just the city council, and nowhere does it indicate who is more conservative than whom.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 07, 2023 01:21 PM (brAQZ)

225 That underwear sure is fancy.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

226 I was swarmed by pole greeters, take mine vote conservative, no, take mine vote liberal. It got to point that they were having an argument with me in the middle. ENOUGH, I said, and simultaneously they stopped and I walked on.

Motivated people today.

VOTE

Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2023 01:21 PM (nd/mG)

227 I've mostly switched over to Duluth Trading jeans, which are very durable. But I wouldn't mind something light but tough for warmer weather.

Wrangler does make some good, tough stuff. 5.11 does too but you'll pay a lot for it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:21 PM (xcxpd)

228 Ventura County sheriff giving NO information at the press conference on the Kessler murder Sunday in Thousand Oaks.

''I don't have that information"

Meaning, we are not going to give you that information. Useless twat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2023 01:21 PM (RIvkX)

229 My vote goes to Paul Masson wines. Only the finest for 'ol Orsie Baby.

Posted by: Orson Welles at November 07, 2023 01:21 PM (DZrNt)

230 That chick has very elaborate underwear. Way too much underwear.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:21 PM (JrojV)

231 203 193 This brunette in her underwear is only interested in men who vote:
https://is.gd/jagj5P
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (ELpxa)

Elaborate decoration. I would take her on safari. And probably on her back.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (xcxpd)
________________

Lotsa girls like her on Safari. All dolled up to impress themselves and their sugar daddies. Except that's the worst thing you can do. The safari tours tell you 10x not to wear any perfume or makeup, and dress only in long pants and long sleeves in certain colors. Any scents or bright colors will attract nasty bugs and spook the animals. Yet I saw a few women dressed like they were on a catwalk, all looking miserable.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

232 217-Probably only interested in men who vote Democrat.

This smiling woman is always interested in men even when she is wearing modest nightwear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 01:22 PM (RSbhh)

233 RESIGN Jim Fryhoff!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2023 01:22 PM (RIvkX)

234 VOTE for FenelonSpoke
VOTE NOW
VOTE OFTEN

Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2023 01:22 PM (nd/mG)

235 His wife?? Lol, you mean his husband.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2023 01:22 PM (8rsIm)

236 Posted by: Ripley at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (JojsZ)

every old lady MSNBC addict I know is convinced people just stay home and don't vote and they are get out the vote activists.

and I think...wait...a pResident who openly bragged about stealing the election isn't enough for you? Six states being flipped from red to blue because vote counting when on until the junta got the number they needed is not enough for you?

And I realized: No, it is not enough for them. They do not want ONE non-demonrat elected to any position anywhere. They are one-party totalitarians. And they are very old.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:22 PM (IC8Yt)

237 >>I've mostly switched over to Duluth Trading jeans, which are very durable. But I wouldn't mind something light but tough for warmer weather.

Checkout Kuhl. They make a lighter fabric pant than the Ryder...which are more like a carhart pant.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 01:22 PM (pgR3A)

238 162 HISTORY OF THE CONDOM
In 1772- Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873- The British somewhat reﬁned the idea by taking it out of the goat ﬁrst.
Posted by: Ciampino - could have been sheep! at November 07, 2023 01:10 PM (qfLjt)

Pretty sure the Scots and Irish were using sheep's bladders well before then.

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:13 PM (jNSHL)
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Robert, it's a joke. There is a Scots/English version too but the mohamedan version here is more in keeping with current events and habits.

Posted by: Ciampino - More Ham For The Head at November 07, 2023 01:23 PM (qfLjt)

239 Sounds like the perfect replacement for Joe. Super popular.

@jpanzar

Gov. Gavin Newsom’s standing among California voters has hit an all-time low, with 49% disapproving of his performance as governor, according to a new UC Berkeley Institute of Governmental Studies poll co-sponsored by the Los Angeles Times.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2023 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)

240 Meaning, we are not going to give you that information. Useless twat.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2023 01:21 PM (RIvkX)
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The Ventura County Sherrifs have been...problematic for a long time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 07, 2023 01:23 PM (ScR16)

241 Ahhh, blue prius guy in the video, is typical of many gamma cucks here in the peoples socialists democratic republics of northern virginia. Hence, why I hate almost all people in this area. Of course when the red balloon goes up...

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 07, 2023 01:23 PM (7Vi0c)

242 Specifically, Martin Shkreli believes he was treated unfairly, claiming his rise to infamy was accelerated after he made a "joke" about Hillary Clinton being a "lizard person", which then led campaign to use him as a symbol of corporate greed.

Posted by: SMOD at November 07, 2023 01:23 PM (RHGPo)

243 This brunette in her underwear is only interested in men who vote:
https://is.gd/jagj5P
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (ELpxa)

I would, ya know, do things to her.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 07, 2023 01:23 PM (BdMk6)

244 232 This smiling woman is always interested in men even when she is wearing modest nightwear.

Fen, did you forget the link?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:23 PM (JrojV)

245 Weird. I thought real men didn't give a shit what anyone else thought about what they were wearing.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 01:17 PM (QBaJw)

Men should suffer. It takes Hard Times to make Real Men.
Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2023 01:19 PM (UnA8+)

Well, whatever hard things one must do during their day to day, I'm really not sure how clothing is part of it.

Not a significant part, anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 01:23 PM (QBaJw)

246 237 >>I've mostly switched over to Duluth Trading jeans, which are very durable. But I wouldn't mind something light but tough for warmer weather.

Checkout Kuhl. They make a lighter fabric pant than the Ryder...which are more like a carhart pant.
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2023 01:22 PM (pgR3A)

Thankee

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 01:24 PM (xcxpd)

247 This brunette in her underwear is only interested in men who vote:
https://is.gd/jagj5P
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (ELpxa)

The remote control in her right hand is for what???

Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:24 PM (KiP3I)

248 156 The Democrats in my ward are hot for the school board elections. They claim to get "student centered" while their opponents are working from a national "playbook

Wanting to fuck and transition the kids is admittedly student-centered.

Posted by: Numbers are racist. at November 07, 2023 01:24 PM (CjGGv)

249 232-Ooops; Forgot the link:

https://tinyurl.com/26fck86p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 01:24 PM (RSbhh)

250 This brunette in her underwear is only interested in men who vote:
https://is.gd/jagj5P

Underwear yes, girl no. Too young.

Would not.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 07, 2023 01:24 PM (Q0kLU)

251 50 Here in Maine we're voting on two ballot referendums:

1) Should we dissolve the two privately held power companies and put the electrical grid into the hands of a public co-op. And ...

2) Do we take out a bond to buy out the privately help power companies to form a public power co-op?

The geniuses haven't figured out what happens if the first passes and the second fails.

God help us if they pass. Glad I've got a whole home standby generator.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 07, 2023 12:57 PM (X5V/M)

Worked for me...

***ducks and runs***

Posted by: Dennis Kucinich at November 07, 2023 01:24 PM (TTAGa)

252 No Election in my town today.

The Minneapolis Council Elections are today. They have ranked choice voting, so we will know the results in 3-7 days from now.

Posted by: rd at November 07, 2023 01:25 PM (xQ3PH)

253 Pants.

You are a man. You should have no expectation of being comfortable.

I knew George Will lurked here

Posted by: brak at November 07, 2023 01:25 PM (WxvBY)

254 Texas has 14 constitutional amendments.

1 yes
2 no (Royce West approves. 'Nuff said)
3 yes (federation of teachers oppose)
4 yes
5 -14 no.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2023 01:25 PM (xHcoV)

255 My problem with cargo pants is I can't support any cargo. Even my phone is too much and the damn things end up around my ankles...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 07, 2023 01:25 PM (MeG8a)

256 Licks the screen
Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:19 PM (jNSHL)

That’s not wrong.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 07, 2023 01:25 PM (L4QRv)

257 these old lady get out the vote - getters are freaked out because the house flipped to GOP and VA governor flipped. And let's not get started on Emperor Ron of Florida,

so I don't engage with them about politics because we're at work. But I do say things like: "I like working with you because you make me feel really young!"

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:25 PM (IC8Yt)

258 We have constitutional amendments on the ballot here in Texas. I voted for everything that might possibly lower taxes although probably not and against everything that creates a new bureaucracy.
Posted by: huerfano at November 07, 2023 01:12 PM (Q4KYm)

I voted no on all because they always create new bureaucracy

Posted by: MAC V SOG at November 07, 2023 01:26 PM (P4Pk9)

259 232 This smiling woman is always interested in men even when she is wearing modest nightwear.

Fen, did you forget the link?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:23 PM (JrojV)
........

Typical politician.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

260 That underwear sure is fancy.
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

Relatively easy to get the skid marks out of too.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 01:26 PM (QBaJw)

261 Are cargo shorts indicative of something I am unaware of? I'm not gonna stop wearing them, but I'd like to know what it supposedly means that I do wear them.
Posted by: Doof

I think it's mocked now as the fuddy-duddy outfit what is double-plus uncool. I have no idea as to what you're supposed to wear ... boardshorts? hammer-pants?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2023 01:26 PM (IG4Id)

262 Are cargo shorts indicative of something I am unaware of? I'm not gonna stop wearing them, but I'd like to know what it supposedly means that I do wear them.
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:18 PM

Doof! When did you get here?

Cargo shorts for the win!

Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 07, 2023 01:26 PM (iZEhM)

263 247 This brunette in her underwear is only interested in men who vote:
https://is.gd/jagj5P
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (ELpxa)

The remote control in her right hand is for what???
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:24 PM (KiP3I)
_________

Controls the video cam for her OF profile . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

264 I thought pants in general were frowned upon.
*looks down*

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

265 My problem with cargo pants is I can't support any cargo. Even my phone is too much and the damn things end up around my ankles...

Modern technology solves that problem. It's called a "belt."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:26 PM (JrojV)

266 Are cargo shorts indicative of something I am unaware of? I'm not gonna stop wearing them, but I'd like to know what it supposedly means that I do wear them.

it means you haven't bought new shorts since 2009

Posted by: brak at November 07, 2023 01:27 PM (WxvBY)

267 omg me too I know we're fucked here in PA but am worried about the craziness on the ballot in OH this go-round.

come on Ohio!!! hang in there!
Posted by: BlackOrchid

I live in an eastern suburb of Columbus, and voted kind of late this morning (~ 10:30). It was pretty crowded at my precinct, but the line moved fast.
I live in a VERY Republican - Red area (guns, pickup trucks, RV's), and people are out voting. Held the door open for a Viet Nam Vet and his wife, both pushing walkers.
Gad, are we all getting old!

Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at November 07, 2023 01:27 PM (vcOmj)

268 213 Are cargo shorts indicative of something I am unaware of? I'm not gonna stop wearing them, but I'd like to know what it supposedly means that I do wear them.
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:18 PM (KiP3I)

...means you drink Bourbon.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 07, 2023 01:27 PM (TTAGa)

269 137 just don't be that guy with the bitch tits showering the GOP poll worker with eff bombs like you gangsta or some sheet
Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:09 PM (IC8Yt)

LOL

Posted by: m at November 07, 2023 01:27 PM (ASp1y)

270 I voted in VA - all of you Virginians should. Dems are scared they are losing...and they probably are. Let's make sure they actually lose, by getting off our butts and VOTING!

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2023 01:28 PM (exHjb)

271 The remote control in her right hand is for what???
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:24 PM (KiP3I)

New fangled gadget to click off men's participation if you didn't bring the correct monetary donation for her lingerie show.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 01:28 PM (RSbhh)

272 Yeah, baby killing and legalized mary jane on the ballot here in OH. I expect both to pass handily.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 07, 2023 01:28 PM (V8he0)

273 The problem is that my ass has disappeared and there is no place for a belt to find purchase...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 07, 2023 01:28 PM (MeG8a)

274 it means you haven't bought new shorts since 2009
Posted by: brak at November 07, 2023 01:27 PM (WxvBY)

Hey now! I have sweat shirts and tee shirts from the 90's that I still wear...

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 07, 2023 01:29 PM (7Vi0c)

275 it's a joke.
Posted by: Ciampino - More Ham For The Head at November 07, 2023 01:23 PM (qfLjt)

Do what now?

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:29 PM (jNSHL)

276 Gov. Gavin Newsom’s standing among California voters has hit an all-time low, with 49% disapproving of his performance as governor, according to a new UC Berkeley Institute of Governmental Studies poll co-sponsored by the Los Angeles Times.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2023 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)

========

32% answered, Is it 420 yet?

Posted by: rd at November 07, 2023 01:29 PM (xQ3PH)

277 Gad, are we all getting old!
Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at November 07, 2023 01:27 PM (vcOmj)
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Wait long enough and it will happen.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 07, 2023 01:29 PM (ScR16)

278 207 Speaking of Action Trousers, I recently purchased a nice pair of Wrangler Jeans at WalMart on clearance for $11.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 07, 2023 01:18 PM (fox75)
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That's what I wear and I'll probably die in them. Yes I am 29 ...... 29.

Posted by: Ciampino -- More Ham For The Head at November 07, 2023 01:29 PM (qfLjt)

279 > Checkout Kuhl. They make a lighter fabric pant than the Ryder...which are more like a carhart pant.

I like Kuhl. Am currently wearing Kuhl pants.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2023 01:29 PM (0N1h0)

280 Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2023 01:26 PM (IG4Id)

I asked the question upthread and the answer I got was: no shorts at all.

you all just wear what you like and what makes you comfortable, I do not judge

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:30 PM (IC8Yt)

281 277 Gad, are we all getting old!
Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at November 07, 2023 01:27 PM (vcOmj)

Beats the alternative

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 01:30 PM (bs+z0)

282 That guy's not just a cuck. That guy is on his stud's dick more than his "wife" is. He's the guy who yells "Sharesies!" after his bull nuts.

.....

....And another thing....wait.....did you say I ride bull nuts?

Let me tell you f*ckity, f*ckity, f*ckity f*ck f*ck!

I'm gonna take your picture! That's right, you terrorist. I might show it to my wife and she might finger herself to it. You'd like that wouldn't you? This guy isn't a good guy. He wants my wife fingering herself to his picture while I slurp bull nuts.

Does that sound like a good guy to you? Hoo boy am I steamed!

Posted by: NoVa Cuck at November 07, 2023 01:30 PM (taRR5)

283 273 The problem is that my ass has disappeared and there is no place for a belt to find purchase...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 07, 2023 01:28 PM (MeG8a)
_____________

"I know, right?"

-- Brie Larson

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 07, 2023 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

284 I started wearing cargo pants a long time ago when fanny packs went out of style.

I deliberately wore a fanny pack to my college fraternity reunion in September expecting to get a lot of grief. I was all ready with a reverse of that line from Deadpool 2, "It's not a fanny pack. It's a utility bag you sick sonofabitch!"

But nobody said a freaking word. I was so disappointed.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at November 07, 2023 01:30 PM (AD14M)

285 >>>Gov. Gavin Newsom’s standing among California voters has hit an all-time low, with 49% disapproving of his performance as governor, according to a new UC Berkeley Institute of Governmental Studies poll co-sponsored by the Los Angeles Times.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Absolutely amazing.

Totally explains why CA is so screwed up.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2023 01:30 PM (nd/mG)

286 I thought pants in general were frowned upon.
*looks down*
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

I took the day off work today. So I'm sitting here in comfy athletic shorts and a wife beater tee.

Some around here seem to think I should be wearing a suit and a tie right now, but oddly, I don't care what they think.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 01:30 PM (QBaJw)

287 >> Modern technology solves that problem. It's called a "belt."

Also suspenders. I've become partial to those of late. I've lost enough weight that my jeans are way too big, but they've still got too much good left in them. A belt just bunches 'em up too much. Suspenders work nicely.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 07, 2023 01:30 PM (Mzdiz)

288 Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 07, 2023 01:28 PM (MeG8a)

have you tried the yoga pants option?

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 01:31 PM (IC8Yt)

289 Cargoshorts Dudebro thinks he's tough because he says "fuck" a lot and waves a wicked scolding finger at wrongthinkers, like his god.

Posted by: AMartel at November 07, 2023 01:31 PM (iiVr7)

290 My problem with cargo pants is I can't support any cargo. Even my phone is too much and the damn things end up around my ankles...

Modern technology solves that problem. It's called a "belt."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:26 PM (JrojV)

Belts only work if you wear them just below your armpits.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at November 07, 2023 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

291 285
Absolutely amazing.

Totally explains why CA is so screwed up.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2023 01:30 PM (nd/mG)

=========

"He's fighting climate change and racism. What else do you racist haters of science need?"
-the 51%

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 07, 2023 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

292 The problem is that my ass has disappeared and there is no place for a belt to find purchase...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 07, 2023 01:28 PM (MeG8a)
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There are these things called suspenders...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 07, 2023 01:31 PM (ScR16)

293 But nobody said a freaking word. I was so disappointed.

because somehow they are back in style -- you looked trendy without meaning to, well done

Posted by: brak at November 07, 2023 01:31 PM (WxvBY)

294 Afternoon Ace. Voted at my local elementary school and there were people but I was in and out in five. The only thing the Republicans have a shot locally is DA and that's the key race. The fact that our last DA was Soros funded should help Rep.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 07, 2023 01:31 PM (9z+cX)

295 Only one ballot issue here, whether or not to increase the emergency services levy 100 % with increases every year until new levy in 3 years.

F. Them

Posted by: Beartooth at November 07, 2023 01:31 PM (TDQgG)

296 https://tinyurl.com/26fck86p
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 01:24 PM (RSbhh)

Licks screen harder

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:32 PM (jNSHL)

297 > Modern technology solves that problem. It's called a "belt."

Maybe they have a big gut and no butt. In which case, they need suspenders.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2023 01:32 PM (0N1h0)

298 Yeah, baby killing and legalized mary jane on the ballot here in OH. I expect both to pass handily.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Planned Parenthood and their allies poured a TON of money into adds. Don't be dismayed.
I was at a store a month or so ago, and heard two guys talking about it, and the one guy urged the other to "get out and vote, and vote early if you can't get out on election day".
For an off year election, my precinct was VERY busy. A lot of "No" votes. Except the guy standing in line with an NPR t-shirt and a mini-man-bun. He needed to be slapped.

Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at November 07, 2023 01:32 PM (vcOmj)

299 Today is a[n] Election Day. VOTE.

Thanks for the reminder. Since I'm registered R, the GOPe is hoping I don't hear about it.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2023 01:32 PM (HjfVN)

300 273 The problem is that my ass has disappeared and there is no place for a belt to find purchase...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 07, 2023 01:28 PM (MeG8a)

Squatz are your friend here.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 07, 2023 01:33 PM (TTAGa)

301 248 Wanting to fuck and transition the kids is admittedly student-centered.
Posted by: Numbers are racist. at November 07, 2023 01:24 PM (CjGGv)

Saw a bunch of old people arguing about this at the diner over the weekend.

An older (mid-late 60s) leftist woman was leading the whole group telling them why it's important that parents not know when teachers are teaching them about sex and sexuality, and who they need to vote for, and most of them were going along with it except one old man at her table.

Every time she acted like something was the end of the world, he'd just say "Why is that a bad thing? Why shouldn't I know?"

At least he still had a brain.

Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2023 01:33 PM (UnA8+)

302 Doof! When did you get here?

Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 07, 2023 01:26 PM (iZEhM)

I'm not really here

Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:33 PM (KiP3I)

303 No objection to cargoshorts (if that's how you roll) but those have a distinctly slept-in look to them, like he works from home, part of the permanent remote bureaucracy, and doesn't change his attire for weeks at a time and then only when the wife insists.

Posted by: AMartel at November 07, 2023 01:33 PM (iiVr7)

304 Holy smokes, the guy in that video. This is what happens when you have a diet consisting of nothing but tofu burgers and Daily Kos.

The candidates running for the various offices in Las Cruces, NM consist of career office holders who are retread leftists, and fake republicans with a couple of exceptions. One mayoral candidate actually wants to lock up the serial criminals that keep getting let go by a government system that specializes in passing responsibility from one entity to the next; plus she and her husband unsuccessfully tried to build a strip club in town about 15 years ago. Another candidate, in violation of City regulations about holding two public offices at the same time is trying to be mayor while being the county appraiser. Her response to this blatant violation is try and stop me. Add in ranked choice voting that is rigged to re-elect the incumbents you are left going "we are so fucked."

Posted by: lost in space at November 07, 2023 01:33 PM (IUPBE)

305 That dude from the last video is hilarious. "You might as well have put a gun to my head!"

Methinks he's never had a gun to his head. He's probably never even seen a gun.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2023 12:53 PM (ELpxa)

his boyfriend slaps him in the face with his dick and says its a gun.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 07, 2023 01:33 PM (NtVYv)

306 And don't JUST vote yourself - remind ALL your likeminded friends (and family) to get out and vote, too. I've got 6 NoVA Rs to the polls over the last week and this morning. We can get over the line if WE do the work the party doesn't.

Don't blame folks for not volunteering to interact with nutcases at polls - just go to the polls, take the D sample ballots (I always do) so they miscount any potential cheat and vote!!

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2023 01:34 PM (exHjb)

307 I'm not really here
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:33 PM

*Whew*! Such a relief! I'm not, either.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 07, 2023 01:34 PM (iZEhM)

308 I like carpenter shorts better than cargo shorts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 07, 2023 01:34 PM (NtVYv)

309 Let's see 538's analysis on tonight's biggest races (spoiler...everything is close, or unknown):

KY Guv: Beshear remains a slight favorite, Cameron's strong challenge could make this race close.

VA: In the Senate, Democrats may have a slight edge, as they appear favored in 19 seats to the GOP's 16. The House map looks closer to a pure toss-up, with fewer than 10 seats likely to decide things.

MS Guv: Reeves probably has the upper hand heading into Tuesday.

PA SC: There isn't much polling on this race — the only survey we found showed McCaffery in the lead 42 percent to 36 percent, with plenty of voters undecided.

Posted by: Intercepted 538 Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 07, 2023 01:34 PM (JCZqz)

310 somehow they are back in style -- you looked trendy without meaning to, well done

Posted by: brak

= =

Wait.. wut? No. No! Noooooooo!

= =

Oh and btw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWQMvHNOnI

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at November 07, 2023 01:34 PM (AD14M)

311 I've worn suspenders for years now.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 07, 2023 01:35 PM (MeG8a)

312 I’m conflicted, which one, either Joe Mannixs or Fens gals……deletes, thinks again…..deletes…..

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 07, 2023 01:35 PM (XuPWx)

313 193 This brunette in her underwear is only interested in men who vote:
https://is.gd/jagj5P

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2023 01:16 PM (ELpxa)
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Very nice, one off your better ones.

Posted by: Ciampino - yellow not too pretty at November 07, 2023 01:35 PM (qfLjt)

314 I got a nice jacket from Cremiuex’s Serengeti collection, unfortunately not enough opportunity to wear it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 07, 2023 01:35 PM (R5K+p)

315 Are cargo shorts indicative of something I am unaware of? I'm not gonna stop wearing them, but I'd like to know what it supposedly means that I do wear them.
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:18 PM (KiP3I)

...means you drink Bourbon.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 07, 2023 01:27 PM (TTAGa)

So you're saying there are at least two things I will continue to do without a single f*ck given about anyone else's opinion?

Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:35 PM (KiP3I)

316 Gov. Gavin Newsom’s standing among California voters has hit an all-time low, with 49% disapproving of his performance as governor, according to a new UC Berkeley Institute of Governmental Studies poll co-sponsored by the Los Angeles Times.

Posted by: JackStraw
.......

Berkeley. lol
Now do Orange County. 99% disapproval likely.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

317 The Ventura County Sherrifs have been...problematic for a long time.

Under his hoodie, the murderer looked Arab.

We may never know what his motivation was.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2023 01:35 PM (YAtuc)

318 One argument for continuing to vote is that it puts pressure on the opposing team. People under pressure are more likely to make mistakes.

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2023 01:36 PM (q177U)

319 Harry Smail running as a Republican for Superior Court Judge in PA.

Posted by: Caddyshack Lives at November 07, 2023 01:36 PM (2bFN5)

320 Every time she acted like something was the end of the world, he'd just say "Why is that a bad thing? Why shouldn't I know?"

At least he still had a brain.
Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2023 01:33 PM (UnA8+)

I don't think I'd be sitting there at that dinner table for very long.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 01:36 PM (QBaJw)

321 I'm not really here
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:33 PM

*Whew*! Such a relief! I'm not, either.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 07, 2023 01:34 PM (iZEhM)

Good to not see you, then

Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:36 PM (KiP3I)

322 I'm not really here
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:33 PM

I thought you were "GDoof" now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:37 PM (JrojV)

323 309 Let's see 538's analysis on tonight's biggest races (spoiler...everything is close, or unknown):

Posted by: Intercepted 538 Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 07, 2023 01:34 PM (JCZqz)

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It's almost like polling is a giant scam that can't predict anything all that well, and polling firms are increasingly resorting to "dead heat" conclusions in high profile races because they have no idea what's going to happen.

I must remind people of the LA governor race from a month or so ago. it was dead heat in the polls. The Republican won by 15 points, so much that the weird LA law that says if a candidate wins a majority in the first round, then the election is all over and that majority winner is the governor. That happened, and every single poll said it was a dead heat with the R and D polling in the high 30s/low 40s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 07, 2023 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

324 5,000 quatloos that Mr. Democrat Cuck rips down every Israeli child hostage poster he sees.

Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2023 01:37 PM (5fDan)

325 I like carpenter shorts better than cargo shorts
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 07, 2023 01:34 PM (NtVYv)

Oh... I think that's what I was thinking of. I'm not sure I know the difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 01:37 PM (QBaJw)

326 This brunette in her underwear is only interested in men who vote:

—

Ooooohhhhhh my.

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 01:37 PM (P5BwU)

327 Gad, are we all getting old!
Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at November 07, 2023 01:27 PM (vcOmj)
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Wait long enough and it will happen.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 07, 2023 01:29 PM (ScR16)

Happens to the beautiful and ugly alike. That is, if one lives long enough.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 07, 2023 01:37 PM (BdMk6)

328 315 Are cargo shorts indicative of something I am unaware of? I'm not gonna stop wearing them, but I'd like to know what it supposedly means that I do wear them.
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:18 PM (KiP3I)

...means you drink Bourbon.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 07, 2023 01:27 PM (TTAGa)

It means there may very well be up to four 30 round 556 mags in there.

And a couple of knives.

And stuff.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at November 07, 2023 01:37 PM (MkuC5)

329 So you're saying there are at least two things I will continue to do without a single f*ck given about anyone else's opinion?
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:35 PM (KiP3I)

...don't forget about the pickleball thing too.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 07, 2023 01:37 PM (TTAGa)

330 On my way out to vote wearing jeans and caiman skin boots. Do those count as crocs? Lol

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at November 07, 2023 01:37 PM (wu87C)

331 For those of you who think Bill Maher has seen the light, you need to watch this video.

Mythinformed did a sit down with him. He didn't know Hillary denied the election. After being told she definitely did, he claimed maybe one democrat denied the election one time, but it wasn't a big deal.

Maher also believes Russia swayed the election with a budget of $100K and a few lame memes.

https://is.gd/gLpkdj

Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2023 01:38 PM (0N1h0)

332 I voted. No one in front. Takes longer now to fill the ovals with a marker than the rest getting in and out

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2023 01:38 PM (fwDg9)

333 Posted by: Dennis Kucinich
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Say hi to Robert for me.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2023 01:38 PM (nd/mG)

334 I thought you were "GDoof" now?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:37 PM

That's his rap name.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 07, 2023 01:38 PM (aQy7p)

335 They sent out unsolicited ballots for some vote here about bonds. I'm not on the early voter list, but the recorder decided he doesn't GAF about what voters want anymore. He basically runs around bragging about cheating us out of our votes, anyway.

Bonds always pass. Always. I don't think this state has ever voted down an increase in spending or taxes, aside from saying no to extending a temporary sales tax increase that the (R) governor championed the first time (because the teachers needed some extra dough, or rather, the administrations needed it).

TLDR, sent in my early vote ages ago and it probably got tossed into the circular filing bin. Voting here is meaningless, what with the outright, bold, in your face cheating going on. I'm not going to the polls again, it's not worth the effort and I trust mail-in voting the way I trust a five month old open bottle of milk.

Posted by: soulpile at November 07, 2023 01:38 PM (hiX0r)

336 I'm not really here
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:33 PM

I thought you were "GDoof" now?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:37 PM (JrojV)

Well, I was "Dgoof" until you took your "g" back.

Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:39 PM (KiP3I)

337 A Democrat has a shot in Mississippi? Da fuuuuuuuuuuq?

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 01:39 PM (P5BwU)

338 I wear cargo shorts because my ass is the size of a container ship.

Posted by: Orson Welles at November 07, 2023 01:39 PM (DZrNt)

339 I like carpenter shorts better than cargo shorts
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 07, 2023 01:34 PM (NtVYv)

Oh... I think that's what I was thinking of. I'm not sure I know the difference.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 01:37 PM (QBaJw)

Carpenter shorts come with a built-in tool pouch.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 07, 2023 01:39 PM (BdMk6)

340 I like carpenter shorts better than cargo shorts
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Who wears short shorts?
we wear short shorts

Posted by: Mayo Pete at November 07, 2023 01:39 PM (v0R5T)

341 Study: EV’s are Cars for People Who Don’t Need to Drive (as much)

If federal agencies are overestimating true mileage, that results in overestimating the emissions savings.

Additionally, the researchers say it’s also important to consider that making a battery-powered EV typically results in higher upfront emissions compared to making a gasoline vehicle. Helveston and the research team says it will take longer to compensate for those higher up-front emissions if people aren’t driving the EV enough.

Posted by: SMOD at November 07, 2023 01:39 PM (RHGPo)

342 > Squatz are your friend here.

Specifically Sumo Squat if you really want to focus on your butt.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2023 01:39 PM (0N1h0)

343 Who wears short shorts?
we wear short shorts
Posted by: Mayo Pete at November 07, 2023 01:39 PM (v0R5T)

{{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 01:40 PM (bs+z0)

344
Yeah, the pot thing passed in Michigan and it's essential and so, like, yeah.

What were you saying?

Posted by: Auspex at November 07, 2023 01:40 PM (j4U/Z)

345 Voted this morning here in Babylon DC (NoVA). Didn't run across anybody like the loser above. Just a couple of older fellahs handing out GoP voting sheets, which surprised me a bit. I did go there when the polls opened at 0600. Maybe dbags sleep in.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 07, 2023 01:40 PM (sAmhv)

346 Oh and btw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWQMvHNOnI

haha there's a throwback! nice

Posted by: brak at November 07, 2023 01:40 PM (WxvBY)

347 Carpenter shorts come with a built-in tool pouch.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Tool pouch or "tool" pouch?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2023 01:40 PM (xHcoV)

348 So you're saying there are at least two things I will continue to do without a single f*ck given about anyone else's opinion?
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:35 PM (KiP3I)

...don't forget about the pickleball thing too.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 07, 2023 01:37 PM (TTAGa)

Truth. Cargo shorts allow me to hold mini bottles of bourbon while playing pickleball. It's a trifecta of Doof-ness!

Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:41 PM (KiP3I)

349 Carpenter shorts have a hammer loop

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 07, 2023 01:41 PM (NtVYv)

350 Cargoshorts Dudebro thinks he's tough because he says "fuck" a lot and waves a wicked scolding finger at wrongthinkers, like his god.

Posted by: AMartel at November 07, 2023 01:31 PM (iiVr7)

His delusional view of reality is jaw-dropping.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 07, 2023 01:41 PM (Mzdiz)

351 Okay, can someone explain why I'm seeing so many bloody references to Pickleball all of a sudden? I went 43.5 years without ever hearing about Pickleball and now I can't get away from it.

Even Subway has a new item named for Pickleball.

Is it the new National past time?

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:41 PM (jNSHL)

352 320 I don't think I'd be sitting there at that dinner table for very long.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 01:36 PM (QBaJw)

Sadly, normies here don't tell their leftist acquaintances to fuck off.

Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2023 01:41 PM (UnA8+)

353 Well, I was "Dgoof" until you took your "g" back.

That was it. I couldn't remember if my "g" was before or after the "d."

You can still borrow the "g" if you want. For a small fee.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:41 PM (JrojV)

354 What up with Mississippi? Why is that even close?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2023 01:42 PM (FrBWc)

355 Any news from Fenelon?

Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2023 01:42 PM (1Jk2r)

356 F' pickleball

Posted by: Silent at November 07, 2023 01:42 PM (CrU4U)

357 That dough man needs to get him some learning outside of MSNBC.

Love, a Bible Beating freak, aka a Christian

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2023 01:42 PM (LGXFe)

358 Additionally, the researchers say it’s also important to consider that making a battery-powered EV typically results in higher upfront emissions compared to making a gasoline vehicle. Helveston and the research team says it will take longer to compensate for those higher up-front emissions if people aren’t driving the EV enough.
Posted by: SMOD

How long does it take to offset the 7 yr olds mining the lithium?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2023 01:42 PM (xHcoV)

359 354 What up with Mississippi? Why is that even close?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2023 01:42 PM (FrBWc)

Why does Montana always put that crew cut Dem back as Senator ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 01:42 PM (bs+z0)

360 Carpenter shorts have a hammer loop
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
........

Useful for tire irons also.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at November 07, 2023 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

361 315 Are cargo shorts indicative of something I am unaware of? I'm not gonna stop wearing them, but I'd like to know what it supposedly means that I do wear them.
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:18 PM (KiP3I)

...means you drink Bourbon.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 07, 2023 01:27 PM (TTAGa)

Guilty as charged then. Plus the pockets come in handy for carrying items. Need a place to put the empty magazines once ejected.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 07, 2023 01:43 PM (UcAQV)

362 358 How long does it take to offset the 7 yr olds mining the lithium?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2023 01:42 PM (xHcoV)

It's already offset.

Misery builds character.

Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2023 01:43 PM (UnA8+)

363 15 do I have to be the guy who stands up for cargo pants?

No. Cargo pants and Disney are extremely important!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 07, 2023 01:43 PM (N9gGE)

364 Okay, can someone explain why I'm seeing so many bloody references to Pickleball all of a sudden? I went 43.5 years without ever hearing about Pickleball and now I can't get away from it.

Even Subway has a new item named for Pickleball.

Is it the new National past time?
Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:41 PM (jNSHL)

I've never heard of it

Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:43 PM (KiP3I)

365 Okay, can someone explain why I'm seeing so many bloody references to Pickleball all of a sudden? I went 43.5 years without ever hearing about Pickleball and now I can't get away from it.

Even Subway has a new item named for Pickleball.

Is it the new National past time?
Posted by: Robert

It's doubles tennis for those who can't move around a lot.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2023 01:43 PM (xHcoV)

366 oops condiment sock off

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

367 Voted here in Texas. Followed Jim in Galveston’s advice.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2023 01:43 PM (LGXFe)

368 Pickleball is tennis for people who wear cargo shorts and drive EVs.

Posted by: lost in space at November 07, 2023 01:43 PM (IUPBE)

369 Isn't Gdoof a small town in northern Poland?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2023 01:44 PM (9UlRk)

370 You'll get my cargo shorts when you pry them off of my cold, dead butt.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at November 07, 2023 01:44 PM (PWI4f)

371 Elections are just the illusion of choice the oligarchs give us.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 07, 2023 01:44 PM (R5K+p)

372 I wish I didn’t care about elections. I wish govt just took care of the roads and collected the garbage and left me the fuck alone on everything else.

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 01:44 PM (P5BwU)

373 Yes. The Pollsters blew the Landry race, and the Youngkin race in 2021. fox news was the only polster, blind squirrel acorn, who got the Youngkin race right.

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 01:45 PM (gwrBY)

374 My thinking is the Bubble happens to everyone who gets to DC so even good politicians soon think everyone is a Leftist

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2023 01:45 PM (fwDg9)

375 I thought pickle all is old people playing sort of tennis.

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 01:45 PM (P5BwU)

376 Many Republican do not vote in prez and non congressional years, due to having lives and families.

Little marxists even in red states, have nothing besides politics

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 01:46 PM (gwrBY)

377 375 I thought pickle all is old people playing sort of tennis.
Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 01:45 PM (P5BwU)

Around here it

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 01:46 PM (bs+z0)

378 >>>>I've mostly switched over to Duluth Trading jeans, which are very durable. But I wouldn't mind something light but tough for warmer weather.

I swear by Dickies carpenter pants. A little lighter than Duluth pants. OD of course.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 07, 2023 01:46 PM (l10hq)

379 Isn't Gdoof a small town in northern Poland?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2023 01:44 PM (9UlRk)

Yup...my great-grandfather grew up a few miles down the road in Gdildo.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2023 01:46 PM (3Gtis)

380 351 Okay, can someone explain why I'm seeing so many bloody references to Pickleball all of a sudden? I went 43.5 years without ever hearing about Pickleball and now I can't get away from it.

Even Subway has a new item named for Pickleball.

Is it the new National past time?
Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:41 PM (jNSHL)

It is a noxious "sport" that gained popularity during the pandemic since folks could go outside and thwock a whiffle ball back and forth with other people not in their "quarantine pod" and feel virtuous. The freaking noise began at our old neighborhood at 7:00 A.M. and continued non-stop until 9:30 or so at night. Sitting outside to enjoy a pleasant evening stopped when pickle ball became a thing, because of the constant pop of the ball being it, and dang that sound carries.

Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2023 01:47 PM (1Jk2r)

381 376 Many Republican do not vote in prez and non congressional years, due to having lives and families.

Little marxists even in red states, have nothing besides politics
Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 01:46 PM (gwrBY)

This is true - which is why it's so important to ping them today and get those R folks out to vote...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2023 01:47 PM (exHjb)

382 Why does Montana always put that crew cut Dem back as Senator ?

Politicians in sparsely settled states are very good at retail politics.

If you have any interest in politics at all, you've chatted with your Governor, and both Senators.

So, you get a lot of "I won't vote for Democrats on the national level, but John is a good guy."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2023 01:47 PM (YAtuc)

383 What up with Mississippi? Why is that even close?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2023 01:42 PM (FrBWc)

Why does Montana always put that crew cut Dem back as Senator ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 01:42 PM (bs+z0)

Fake libertarian who gets 4% while Dem wins by 3%?

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 01:47 PM (P5BwU)

384 Pickleball is ping pong on a court... My 85 year old neighbor won't play it because it is not enough exercise.

Posted by: Silent at November 07, 2023 01:47 PM (CrU4U)

385 Even Subway has a new item named for Pickleball.

Is it the new National past time?
Posted by: Robert

It's doubles tennis for those who can't move around a lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2023 01:43 PM (xHcoV)

And speaking of obscure racket sports. I ran across a Padel Tournament on TV the other night, while I was waiting for the Sabres game to begin.

Padel is big down in South America, but some dude with money to burn has sponsored a league, and this particular event was being held in NYC.

There were maybe 4 people in the stands. Best wishes to the sponsors #moneywellspent

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 07, 2023 01:48 PM (TTAGa)

386 Well, I did my part in Ohio and voted No on legalized baby murder and pot. I kept trying to convince myself voting really matters.

Posted by: Biergood at November 07, 2023 01:48 PM (PwgSL)

387 "Unhinged Progressive".

Is there any other type...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 01:48 PM (R/m4+)

388 "sharesies"....Chestnut!

Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at November 07, 2023 01:48 PM (PfHC1)

389 Granny makes the best pickled possum balls in the country. Mmmm mmm.

Posted by: Jethro at November 07, 2023 01:48 PM (vFG9F)

390 Got into a massive argument with a conservative Stock analyst friend last month over Warren Buffett. He loves the guy, I said he was a scumbag. Supported Kerry, Obama, Hillary, and Poop Pants.

But he is a markets genius and capitalist. Bullshit

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 01:48 PM (gwrBY)

391 Cargo sweats are now "a thing."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2023 01:48 PM (Q4IgG)

392 Unhinged Progressive".

Is there any other type...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 01:48 PM (R/m4+)

Unknobed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2023 01:48 PM (9UlRk)

393
Back from voting, the Republican were well in attendance at the polls. When I went past the Democrats I made the sign of the cross with my fingers and gave them a dirty look. But this is Pennsylvania and who knows what the mail-in ballots will reveal at 3 am.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 07, 2023 01:48 PM (enJYY)

394 Re : Pickleball

If you can't injure your opponent, it isn't a sport.

Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2023 01:49 PM (UnA8+)

395 I went on the Muzzie dating site ap. I believe I saw pictures of some feral hogs wearing burqas.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 07, 2023 01:49 PM (CecP5)

396 Breitbart:

’Five-alarm fire’

Democrats Panic over Biden Woes

Comedian: He’ll Definitely Lose — Unless He’s Dead

Posted by: SMOD at November 07, 2023 01:49 PM (RHGPo)

397 383. I thought Montana enacted a jungle primary

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 01:49 PM (gwrBY)

398 I'm heading out to vote at the closest polling location, a local Islamic Center. Always very short lines there - non-Moosell-men must be afraid to go there. Gee, I wonder why?

Wish me luck!

Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2023 01:49 PM (5fDan)

399 I just got done voting in the infamous Linn-Mar school district in Iowa. We'll see if it's enough to keep Linn-Mar schools from starring in Libs of Tik Tok videos.

Posted by: ToddF at November 07, 2023 01:49 PM (13xKh)

400 Isn't Gdoof a small town in northern Poland?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2023 01:44 PM (9UlRk)

Yup...my great-grandfather grew up a few miles down the road in Gdildo.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 07, 2023 01:46 PM (3Gtis)

What a coincidence. My great grandfather is from Gdamm, Holland.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 07, 2023 01:50 PM (BdMk6)

401 381. Agreed my friend

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 01:50 PM (gwrBY)

402 When I went past the Democrats I made the sign of the cross with my fingers and gave them a dirty look.

Stink eye?

Crook eye?

Evil eye?

Posted by: spindrift at November 07, 2023 01:50 PM (UWJud)

403 36 Though...to be fair...cargo shorts/pants are a great concealed carry option.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 07, 2023 12:55 PM (xcxpd)

This.

348 Cargo shorts allow me to hold mini bottles of bourbon
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2023 01:41 PM (KiP3I)

Also, this.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 07, 2023 01:50 PM (DTX3h)

404 So it's old fart's tennis?

Okay, I get it now. Thank you, Horse.

But..."pickle"ball? Like couldn't they think up a name that was less stupid?

Or do pickles play an actual role?

Like the loser gets pelted with tiny gherkins?

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:50 PM (x/6gP)

405 Montana is similar to WA state...the west votes lib/the east votes conservative...

Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at November 07, 2023 01:51 PM (PfHC1)

406 I'm heading out to vote at the closest polling location, a local Islamic Center. Always very short lines there - non-Moosell-men must be afraid to go there. Gee, I wonder why?

Wish me luck!
Posted by: Gref at

Dude! Do you trust what will happen to your vote?

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2023 01:51 PM (8rsIm)

407 "But..."pickle"ball? Like couldn't they think up a name that was less stupid?

Or do pickles play an actual role?

Like the loser gets pelted with tiny gherkins?
Posted by: Robert"

Loser get the pickle.

Posted by: fd at November 07, 2023 01:52 PM (vFG9F)

408 But he is a markets genius and capitalist. Bullshit
Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 01:48 PM (gwrBY)

I feel like there's a kind of litmus test, where one you've reached a certain level of name recognition, you're no longer a capitalist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2023 01:52 PM (9UlRk)

409 Here in Illinois, you do not need any experience, job, or morals to run for office and win.

Just run ads saying you support infatacide and Child sacrifice.

all those former Bush security mom voters in the suburbs have all gone full Demon

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 01:52 PM (gwrBY)

410 I thought pickle all is old people playing sort of tennis.
Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 01:45 PM (P5BwU)
Around here it
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 01:46 PM (bs+z0)

Tummy Sticks > Pickle Ball

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 01:52 PM (R/m4+)

411 pelted with tiny gherkins[\i]

This is a bad thing ?

Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 07, 2023 01:52 PM (tA1/w)

412 I'm heading out to vote at the closest polling location, a local Islamic Center. Always very short lines there - non-Moosell-men must be afraid to go there. Gee, I wonder why?

Wish me luck!
Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2023 01:49 PM (5fDan)

Wear your Star of David tshirt.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 07, 2023 01:52 PM (BdMk6)

413 Like the loser gets pelted with tiny gherkins?
Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:50 PM (x/6gP)

This I would pay to see.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at November 07, 2023 01:52 PM (okGHj)

414 394 Re : Pickleball

If you can't injure your opponent, it isn't a sport.
Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2023 01:49 PM (UnA8+)

Interestingly, healthcare insurers are seeing an huge uptick in claims amongst the senior population due to pickleball injuries: Knees / Hips / Ligament and Tendon injuries due to unconditioned "athletes" re-engaging in sports they're not ready for.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 07, 2023 01:52 PM (TTAGa)

415 sorry

Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 07, 2023 01:52 PM (tA1/w)

416 What ever happened to shuffleboard and croquet? Are old people too good for that now?

Posted by: fd at November 07, 2023 01:53 PM (vFG9F)

417 DonutOperator has a new video out of a cluster police involved shootout in Chicago.

https://youtu.be/rJ3G_QOcHYM?t=78

Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2023 01:53 PM (0N1h0)

418 Jerry! Jerry! The retarded congressional representative from New York needs me to prove lap band surgery can be unsuccessful. Ask Dipshit Christie, who couldn’t lose a pound without wiring his jaw shut.

Posted by: The Gunt at November 07, 2023 01:54 PM (w0iEP)

419 Cornhole too strenuous?

Posted by: fd at November 07, 2023 01:54 PM (vFG9F)

420 Minor observation here from the Magnolia State - the gubernatorial race here is indeed up in the air, as noted above, but it has surprisingly little to do with party or ideological factors. The problem can be summed up in two words: Tate Reeves. He is so highly detested across all political divides that it would have been far better to find another GOP nominee even with all the attendant risks that poses.

Mississippi hasn't had a governor this unpopular in decades - and that's including Haley Barbour, who pardoned convicted killers, one of whom took that as an opportunity to add another murder to his list. Trump endorsed Reeves late in the race (as in literally yesterday) but that doesn't seem to be enough to win over conservative voters.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at November 07, 2023 01:54 PM (wgYQn)

421 416 What ever happened to shuffleboard and croquet? Are old people too good for that now?
Posted by: fd at November 07, 2023 01:53 PM (vFG9F)

Too Jewish...

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at November 07, 2023 01:54 PM (TTAGa)

422 414 Interestingly, healthcare insurers are seeing an huge uptick in claims amongst the senior population due to pickleball injuries: Knees / Hips / Ligament and Tendon injuries due to unconditioned "athletes" re-engaging in sports they're not ready for.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 07, 2023 01:52 PM (TTAGa)

Sure, but they're hurting themselves.

They aren't honorably imposing their physical will on another combatant.

Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2023 01:54 PM (UnA8+)

423
I've seen some really good pickleball players and some Senior citizens who play the game at half speed. There's a Black dude at my "Y" mid-30's maybe, in good shape who has to wipe the sweat off the top of his shaved head after a doubles match. He wants to go up against me as he's seen me play. I'm holding him off till I get my eyes fixed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 07, 2023 01:55 PM (enJYY)

424 Or do pickles play an actual role?

Like the loser gets pelted with tiny gherkins?
Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:50 PM

"Was it this dream where you see yourself standing on top of a pyramid in sort of sun god robes with 1,000 naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"

"No!"

"Why am I the only one who has that dream...?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 07, 2023 01:55 PM (aQy7p)

425 Like the loser gets pelted with tiny gherkins?
Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 01:50 PM (x/6gP)

jerkin the gherkin

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 07, 2023 01:55 PM (NtVYv)

426 What told me as much about pickleball as I'll ever need to know: my mother loves pickleball. My mother plays pickleball with her friends where she lives a lot. My mother says she has gotten pretty good at pickleball.
My mother is 87 years old.

She's a lively 87, mind you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2023 01:55 PM (GZpMX)

427 405. Maybe Lloyd, but Montana has a GOP Gov, super majority legislature. two GOP Rep's. Washington is run by soviet Seattle.

Tester should lose.. He had easy races in good dem years in 2006, 2012, and 2018. 24 will be his toughest race

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 01:56 PM (gwrBY)

428 They aren't honorably imposing their physical will on another combatant.
Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2023 01:54 PM (UnA8+)

How is there not a YouTube channel devoted entirely to old farts beating the piss out of each other with little plastic paddles in heated pickelball disputes?

I'd sub the hell out of that shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2023 01:56 PM (9UlRk)

429 372 I wish I didn’t care about elections. I wish govt just took care of the roads and collected the garbage and left me the fuck alone on everything else.
Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 01:44 PM (P5BwU)

Agreed.

Posted by: m at November 07, 2023 01:56 PM (ASp1y)

430 Cornhole too strenuous?
Posted by: fd at November 07, 2023 01:54 PM (vFG9F)

It can be painful depending on which type you play

Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 07, 2023 01:56 PM (NtVYv)

431 409 Whaler

IL is two states in one: a large blue one around Chicagoland, and a smaller, ruby red one in central & southern IL that votes much like MO and IN.

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2023 01:57 PM (NLIak)

432 What happens when you play cornhole with a pickleball?

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at November 07, 2023 01:57 PM (vFG9F)

433 When I went past the Democrats I made the sign of the cross with my fingers and gave them a dirty look.
Stink eye?
Crook eye?
Evil eye?
Posted by: spindrift at November 07, 2023 01:50 PM (UWJud)

Whenever you see democrats, give them The Malocchio.

Use both hands and make a fork with the forefinger and pinky.

Then point it at them while yelling "Malocchio Maloochio!".

Works every time.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 01:57 PM (R/m4+)

434 428 How is there not a YouTube channel devoted entirely to old farts beating the piss out of each other with little plastic paddles in heated pickelball disputes?

I'd sub the hell out of that shit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2023 01:56 PM (9UlRk)

Both of them having simultaneous Vietnam flashbacks and trying to kill Charlie before Charlie kills them.

Posted by: XTC at November 07, 2023 01:57 PM (UnA8+)

435 Daily Timewaster

https://tinyurl.com/u87zu6kb

Your Morning Smile

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2023 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

436 Can you play pickleball while wearing a Pickelhaube?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 07, 2023 01:58 PM (JrojV)

437 Whenever you see democrats, give them The Malocchio.

Use both hands and make a fork with the forefinger and pinky.

Then point it at them while yelling "Malocchio Maloochio!".

Works every time.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 01:57 PM (R/m4+)

Then sing "You're the last in line"

Posted by: RJ Dio at November 07, 2023 01:58 PM (NtVYv)

438 420. Thanks for the info. My view, is the only time GOP loses big races in deep south these days is massive scandal.

Like David Vitter or Roy Moore. Reeves not in that position.

What do Miss conservatives vote for? Pro abort dem with Elvis' fat ass?

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 01:59 PM (gwrBY)

439 Then point it at them while yelling "Malocchio Maloochio!".

Works every time.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 01:57 PM (R/m4+)

Don't mess with that juju.

My mama gave a guy the maloch' one time, and he died in a car crash the next day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2023 01:59 PM (9UlRk)

440
If you have been casted a Malocchio you could experience severe headaches, nausea, even a loss of strength. The "diagnosis" of the Malocchio states that even if you have a strike of bad luck you've been cursed.

Thank you interwebz for having the answer before I had to go Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 07, 2023 01:59 PM (enJYY)

441 https://is.gd/jagj5P
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

She's doing it wrong. The panties go on AFTER the garter belt. This makes it easier for them to be on the floor while the garter stays in place.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 07, 2023 01:59 PM (cRrcX)

442 New thread on death of a Jewish fellow in California, sadly.

Posted by: gdgm+ at November 07, 2023 02:00 PM (Mvc4R)

443 Jonah...Montana Repubs are certainly a welcome sight, but historically you could draw a line thru the center of both MT and WA when it came to voters...

Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at November 07, 2023 02:01 PM (PfHC1)

444 431. You are forgetting East St Louis Belleville and Champaign. All commie hubs

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 02:01 PM (gwrBY)

445 443. Agreed.

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 02:01 PM (gwrBY)

446 Whenever you see democrats, give them The Malocchio.

Use both hands and make a fork with the forefinger and pinky.

Then point it at them while yelling "Malocchio Maloochio!".

Works every time.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 01:57 PM (R/m4+)

Wow. That scared me just reading it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 07, 2023 02:01 PM (BdMk6)

447 Actually thought again to tell the Democrats of Montco booster table outside polling place that Marxism never works.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2023 02:02 PM (fwDg9)

448 433 Use both hands and make a fork with the forefinger and pinky.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 01:57 PM (R/m4+)

wut

Posted by: m at November 07, 2023 02:04 PM (ASp1y)

449
Pickleball is a lot like tennis. A lot of sudden starts and stops and direction changes. The court size is smaller of course, but the intensity level depends on the condition of the players. The senior citizens aren't gonna go after the deep lob or worry about the shot that's on the line. The good players do.

For a little more then twenty bucks on Amazon you can buy two paddles, four balls, and carrying case. That's all you need. Except maybe cardiac defibrillation after the first game.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 07, 2023 02:05 PM (enJYY)

450 442 New thread on death of a Jewish fellow in California, sadly.
Posted by: gdgm+ at November 07, 2023 02:00 PM (Mvc4R)

Posted by: m at November 07, 2023 02:06 PM (ASp1y)

451 >>417 DonutOperator has a new video out of a cluster police involved shootout in Chicago.

https://youtu.be/rJ3G_QOcHYM?t=78
Posted by: bonhomme

G19 failure to feed. WTF?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 07, 2023 02:06 PM (l10hq)

452 In case you did not know, Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh is a pro life conservative, who went online and praised the overturn of roe vs Wade. Ever since the marxists in Ann Arbor, FBI, and NCAA have targeted him.

Hmm...

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 02:07 PM (gwrBY)

453 Town stuff only here in NW IN.
For some reason no R running for town clerk/treasurer.

Posted by: DaveA at November 07, 2023 02:23 PM (FhXTo)

454 I read somewhere that if the Dems take control of the Virginia House of Delegates that the new speaker will be an ex-con. Felony drug trafficking, pardoned by Gov Bob McDonnell.

Nothing surprises me any more about my home state.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 07, 2023 02:31 PM (uh34N)

455 It's so disheartening.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
____

I'm sorry you feel this way. Please call 1-800-IDONTCARE

Posted by: Ronna Romney McDaniel at November 07, 2023 02:46 PM (WdZvz)

456 Brown shoes don't make it

Posted by: Lars at November 07, 2023 02:49 PM (kJH1Z)

457 Voted Oct 23 for the 14 constitutional amendments TX has.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 07, 2023 02:56 PM (TuXt5)

458 OK. There's no way I'm finishing this yoghurt now.

Posted by: STV at November 07, 2023 02:56 PM (TIhaI)

459 Vote. Don’t be lazy. Laziness got into the fix we are in.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 07, 2023 02:59 PM (TuXt5)

460 Jonah - you're quite right that a major scandal is what it takes to defeat a GOP contender in the Deep South. There is a controversy regarding the degree to which Tate Reeves was part and parcel of an unlawful diversion of funds that took place under the previous governor, Phil Bryant, and also involved Brett Favre, but it's unclear if that is playing into people's decision making at the polls.

And yeah, many of the electorate are opting for Brandon Presley, even with all of his negatives. Reeves will probably win in any event, but it will be by a tight margin that is anything but a mandate.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at November 07, 2023 03:01 PM (wgYQn)

461 376 Many Republican do not vote in prez and non congressional years, due to having lives and families.

Little marxists even in red states, have nothing besides politics
Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2023 01:46 PM (gwrBY)

Laziness. The only reason term limits are a popular idea? Laziness.

Freedom and liberty is hard.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 07, 2023 03:08 PM (TuXt5)

462 What a douche!

Posted by: Tonyp at November 07, 2023 03:20 PM (BV53n)

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