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Hamas Spokesman: We Will Conduct New 10/7 Slaughters Until Israel Is Anhililated. "10/7, 10/10, 10/1,000,000 -- Everything We Do Is Justified"
Quick, let's impose a ceasefire -- Hamas is making it clear that all they want is to exterminate every Jew in Israel! We must seize upon this diplomatic overture!
HAMAD: Israel is a country that has no place on our land. We must remove that country because it constitutes a security, military, and political catastrophe to the Arab and Islamic nation, and it it must be finished. We are not ashamed to say this, with full force. ... [cut] ... We must teach Israel a lesson, and we will do this again and again. The Al-Aqsa Flood is just the first time, and there will be a second, a third, a fourth, because we have the determination, the resolve, and the capabilities to fight. Will we have to pay a price? Yes, and we are ready to pay it. We are called a nation of martyrs, and we are proud to sacrifice martyrs. ... HAMAD: The occupation must come to an end. Q: Occupation where? In the Gaza Strip? HAMAD: No, I am talking about all the Palestinian lands. Q: Does that mean the annihilation of Israel? HAMAD: Yes, of course. [cut] ... The existence of Israel is illogical. The existence of Israel is what causes all that pain, blood, and tears. It is Israel, not us. We are victims of the occupation. Period. Therefore, nobody should blame us for the things we do. On October 7, October 10, October 1,000,000 -- everything we do is justified.
Hamas Official Ghazi Hamad: We Will Repeat the October 7 Attack Time and Again Until Israel Is Annihilated; We Are Victims - Everything We Do Is Justified #Hamas #Gaza #Palestinians pic.twitter.com/kXu3U0BtAP
— MEMRI (@MEMRIReports) November 1, 2023
The young German-Israeli tattoo artist who was paraded through the streets of Gaza after being kidnapped by Hamas has been found dead after "sadistic" terrorists "chopped off her head," Israel's president revealed Monday. "I am truly sorry to report that we have now received news that Shani Nicole Louk has been confirmed murdered and dead," President Isaac Herzog told the German newspaper Bild. "Her skull was found," he said, with the 23-year-old victim's family also confirming that the death was confirmed by DNA on parts of her skull. "This means that these barbaric, sadistic animals simply chopped off her head as they attacked, tortured and killed Israelis. "It is a great tragedy and I extend my deepest condolences to her family," the president said, according to a translation by i24 News.Other hostages were likewise executed.
"What we saw on the Gaza-Israel border goes far beyond a pogrom. We saw a slaughterhouse," he said.
At least four Israelis taken hostage by Hamas during their unprecedented incursion into Israel on Saturday were killed soon after being taken captive, according to videos reviewed by The Washington Post. Graphic video shared on Telegram on Oct. 8, and verified by The Post, shows multiple bodies in the street in Be'eri, a kibbutz in southern Israel, just yards from where Hamas militants were filmed walking with several civilians who appear to be those same hostages. Initial video of the hostages, which was filmed roughly an hour and a half after the attack began, was among the first pieces of visual evidence showing Hamas militants taking Israeli civilians captive. In the video, the civilians appear to have their hands tied behind their backs and are being led by men in military clothing carrying AR-style weapons down a residential street. Some walk barefoot. Black smoke billows in the distance. The person filming shouts toward the group as they approach an intersection that is guarded by a gate, leading out of Be'eri toward Gaza. At least four bodies are visible near that gate, in a second graphic video shared on Telegram on Oct. 8, which was independently verified by The Post and first geolocated by Rollo Collins and Benjamin den Braber of the Center for Information Resilience. The Post was not able to immediately verify exactly when this video was filmed, though burned cars and smoke are visible in both videos. The group of four bodies, which appear to be lifeless, have matching physical characteristics including hair and clothing to four of the civilians who appeared alive in the earlier video.Despite the Palestinians raping women and beheading children and shooting babies to death, the media is focused laser-like on holding Israel to the strict rules of war:
Despite Hamas beheading a hostage recently, ABC's Mary Bruce repeatedly questions if Israel is abiding by the rules of war:
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) October 30, 2023
"Does the president feel that Israel is abiding by the rules of war?... Is the President concerned that Israel is going to break the rules of war...?" pic.twitter.com/meIEngtmOi
Another apparent foreign reporter again leans on Hamas's claims about the civilian death toll and pressures for a ceasefire and suggests the US is isolating itself for not backing one: "Are you not afraid of being isolated in this? Being at odds with the international community?" pic.twitter.com/Ip1ffmZnzO
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) October 30, 2023
A pro-Hamas journo whines Israel cut the terror group's ability to communicate by cutting internet/phone capabilities:
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) October 30, 2023
"Paramedics were left driving towards the sound of explosions and people were left to die in the street...Is that upholding the laws of war?" pic.twitter.com/DWfIw19wvP
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 01, 2023 02:37 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: NY Times at November 01, 2023 02:37 PM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 01, 2023 02:38 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 01, 2023 02:38 PM (2ocoG)
Why won’t Israel agree to these conditions?
Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig 5h
Hamas: “we will repeat the October 7 massacre time and again, 1M times if we need to, until we end the occupation.“
Journalist: “occupation of Gaza?”
Hamas: “no, all of Israel.”
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 01, 2023 02:38 PM (krqg6)
Bold, brave move when you're sitting in Qatar, weenie. Hope you have flight insurance.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2023 02:39 PM (o33NW)
Do you support our endless new war yet? Don't worry- we'll take care of funding both sides.
Posted by: The Deep State at November 01, 2023 02:39 PM (bt2PN)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 01, 2023 02:37 PM
Two weeks to flatten the city.
Posted by: huerfano at November 01, 2023 02:39 PM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 01, 2023 02:39 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2023 02:39 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2023 02:40 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at November 01, 2023 02:40 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Just Lily at November 01, 2023 02:40 PM (YsK85)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2023 02:39 PM
Death cults are like that.
Posted by: huerfano at November 01, 2023 02:41 PM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at November 01, 2023 02:41 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2023 02:39 PM
Death cults are like that.
Posted by: huerfano at November 01, 2023 02:41 PM (Q4KYm)
The Iranians, being Shia, at least believe in starting some kind of end of the world war.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 01, 2023 02:41 PM (eYoxG)
Hamas: “no, all of Israel.”
Leftists assume because they lie about everything and their principles have no solid foundation other than money and power that Muslims don't really believe that Allah stuff. They're wrong, of course.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 01, 2023 02:42 PM (2ocoG)
Today, members of the Knesset sat through a screening of video footage showing atrocities committed by Hamas during the October 7 massacre.
Many of them couldn't watch the entire thing.
The 45-minute compilation of footage is being screened for journalists around the world to provide testimony of the atrocities committed by Hamas.
Here are some of the reactions: 🧵
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https://tinyurl.com/4pjjpt9y
OSINTdefender @sentdefender
Great Negotiations by U.S. Officials, let’s get everyone besides American Nationals out of Gaza.
Jacqui Heinrich @JacquiHeinrich
US citizens were excluded from a list of approved foreign nationals allowed to cross at Rafah today, atty for Massachusetts family trapped in Gaza tells me
Nationals permitted to cross were from Japan, Austria, Bulgaria, Indonesia, Jordan, Australia, Czech Republic, and Finland.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 01, 2023 02:43 PM (krqg6)
Re:Hookers from last thread.
Yeah, Sophia Vegara and this Colombian hookers bought by the Secret Service leads me to select Colombia.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 01, 2023 02:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 01, 2023 02:45 PM (lZVy/)
US citizens were excluded from a list of approved foreign nationals allowed to cross at Rafah today, atty for Massachusetts family trapped in Gaza tells me
Anyone who thinks these animals would stop if we just let them take Israel is deluded. They hate the US at least as much as Israel.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2023 02:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Adriane the Hump Day Critic . . . at November 01, 2023 02:45 PM (4Winp)
As long as hamas is supported and protected in gaza (by not just the people there, but by the UN) Israel is in danger.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 01, 2023 02:45 PM (t1L1e)
- American Left (including many Jews)
Posted by: Montec at November 01, 2023 02:45 PM (P5BwU)
"Did the Allies care about civilian deaths in WW2?"
Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2023 02:46 PM (dCxaZ)
Next question please.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 01, 2023 02:46 PM (eggM4)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 01, 2023 02:46 PM (MeG8a)
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"We demanded autonomy and self-governance, got it, launched an invasion with savage barbarism, got repelled and then got invaded in response - but we're victims!"
-- Hamas
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 02:46 PM (ELpxa)
Chaya Raichik @ChayaRaichik10 4h
This appears to be the Instagram account of Patrick Dai, the student who called to r*pe & slit the throats of Jewish students.
It appears the only politician he follows is Joe Biden and his favored news source is the NY Times. He also supported BLM and has pronouns in his bio.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 01, 2023 02:46 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2023 02:46 PM (pohLc)
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If your enemy talks like this - and acts to back it up, which Hamas has - then your only rational response is to give them what they asked for. Sacrifice their martyrs. All of their martyrs. Until they run out of them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 02:47 PM (ELpxa)
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That the MFM, universities, students, and unions ignore.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 01, 2023 02:47 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 01, 2023 02:47 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2023 02:47 PM (uaWBU)
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She had to have been, if they were parading her skull around.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 02:47 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Just Lily at November 01, 2023 02:47 PM (YsK85)
Posted by: Winning is all that matters. If it isn't, you shouldn't be at war. at November 01, 2023 02:47 PM (CjGGv)
Posted by: dave's not here, man at November 01, 2023 02:48 PM (raPis)
Werd
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2023 02:48 PM (uaWBU)
Posted by: Bulgartoctonus at November 01, 2023 02:48 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Guido at November 01, 2023 02:48 PM (RHmWJ)
Posted by: Marcus T
He should ask some Iranian Nuclear scientists about half-life.
Posted by: DaveA at November 01, 2023 02:48 PM (FhXTo)
The West cannot understand this because it's not rational. Even the vast majority of Jews can't understand this, or won't understand it. This is why the future belongs to Islam, and not to Jews or Christians.
As I've been saying, this isn't an enemy that can be defeated with a conventional military response. In order to defeat this enemy, you must become just as barbaric and ruthless and bloodthirsty. Anyone think Israel is gonna do that?
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 01, 2023 02:48 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Halfhand at November 01, 2023 02:48 PM (o5xaO)
Any Jew who votes democratic is a fuckin moron and a Judenrat
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2023 02:48 PM (PQ4m2)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2023 02:49 PM (ZLI7S)
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If the reported Hamas invasion manual was legitimate, then these four almost certainly died fighting. The instructions - again, if true - were along the lines of, "take them if you can, but if they put up too much fuss, kill them instead."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 02:49 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
True.
Which is why I have an extremistly low opinion of said.
Posted by: Adriane the Hump Day Critic . . . at November 01, 2023 02:49 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2023 02:49 PM (RSbhh)
Do you support our endless new war yet? Don't worry- we'll take care of funding both sides.
Posted by: The Deep State at November 01, 2023 02:39 PM
At least, unlike the global war on terror, we don't have thousands of soldiers killed yet, or even really deployed in harm's way. That's an improvement, for now.
I'm not confident Joe can keep the relative peace (or even wants to).
Posted by: Military Moron at November 01, 2023 02:49 PM (JCZqz)
Preventing the Palestinian Nazis from using VoIP and VPN to conceal their locations.
They are not routing ambulances via telephone landlines and service requests via website-- That's the bullshit cover the media willingly swallows.
They are upset to screaming because this is forcing the terrorists to use cell phones that betray their position
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2023 02:49 PM (TzW+Y)
I am shocked and saddened by the substitution of a lucid examination of the virtues of Venezuelan hookers thread to a review of retarded wymyn JOURNALISTS trying to shame some deep state dwarf.
Posted by: Auspex at November 01, 2023 02:49 PM (j4U/Z)
The videos and pictures I saw from the attack on Israel, with the hostages brought back to Gaza where every male was celebrating. Those aren't civilians. Those are all enemy combatants. Every. Single. One. Treat accordingly.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 01, 2023 02:49 PM (N39Ws)
The Final Solution never goes away, it just rebrands.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 01, 2023 02:49 PM (z5vMw)
1900 BC: Abraham chosen by God as the Father of the Jewish Nation.
1900 BC: Isaac, Abraham's son, rules over Israel.
1850 BC: Jacob, son of Issac, rules over Israel.
1400 BC: Moses leads the people out of Egypt and back to Israel.
1010 BC: King David unites the 12 tribes into one nation.
970 BC: King Solomon, son of David, builds the first temple structure in Jerusalem
930 BC: Israel is divided into two kingdoms, the Kingdom of Israel and the Kingdom of Judah.
800s BC: The rise of the prophets, God's messengers.
722 BC: Kingdom of Israel is conquered by Assyrians.
605 BC: Kingdom Judah is conquered by the Babylonians.
586 BC: Solomon's Temple is destroyed by the Babylonians.
539 BC: Persians conquer the Babylonians and take control of Israel.
538 BC: The Jews return to Israel from exile.
520 BC: The Temple is rebuilt.
450 BC: Reforms made by Ezra and Nehemiah.
433 BC: Malachi is the end of the prophetic age.
432 BC: The last group of Jews return from exile.
333 BC: The Greeks conquer the Persian empire.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2023 02:49 PM (9oDFs)
Posted by: Montec at November 01, 2023 02:49 PM (P5BwU)
167 BC: Hasmonean's recapture Israel, and the Jews are ruled independently.
70 BC: Romans conquer Israel.
20 BC: King Herod builds the "third" temple
6 BC: Jesus Christ is born in Bethlehem
70 AD: Romans destroy the temple
After that, the people were captives to the Romans, Byzantines, Arabs, and Crusaders. Through all of these events, the Jewish people continued to live in Israel. There were more or less of them, depending on the centuries, but there was never a time when the Jews didn't live in the land. They stayed, they built their communities, they raised their families, practiced their faith and they suffered at the hands of many outside rulers, but they always kept their faith. It is what sustains them, even now.
In 1948, the UN established the State of Israel, the nation of Jews. Don't buy the Palestinian lies that they are entitled to the land. It simply is not true. Yahweh will also provide a way for his chosen people to live in Israel, as He has for thousands of years. Pray for the people of Israel.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2023 02:49 PM (9oDFs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2023 02:50 PM (MoZTd)
Pretty clear choice.
"Laws of war..."
Sorry. Not in this case.
I wouldn't be surprised to learn about that dude in Qatar getting shanked.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 01, 2023 02:50 PM (ufFY8)
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That was the one whose family was contacted by Hamas and told she was 'fine' so they could negotiate her release, right?
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2023 02:50 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2023 02:50 PM (o33NW)
Isn't that how wars are supposed to be fought and won? First one to get the meanest, most violent and deadly wins. Always struck me as a race to the bottom. But the key is to show your enemy what you are capable of, and not to F*** around with you ever again.
Can't do that unless you get your hands dirty.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 01, 2023 02:51 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Stuff Chris Plante Sez at November 01, 2023 02:51 PM (wKtUA)
_Ahed Tamimi, https://newsrnd.com/
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2023 02:51 PM (RCvM8)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 01, 2023 02:52 PM (CwhoI)
"Does the president feel that Israel is abiding by the rules of war?... Is the President concerned that Israel is going to break the rules of war...?"
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Which rules?
This is a legitimate question. Which "rules of war?" Some treaty? If so, are either Israel or Hamas actually signatory to it? If not a treaty what then? Some feeling about what the "rules of war" should be, or something more? Are these "rules of war" defined anywhere? Does Hamas abide by them? If not, why should the other belligerent?
Why does nobody ever ask these propagandists "which rules?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 02:52 PM (ELpxa)
And to be clear this is 100% a Western leftwing idea they've adopted - you might remember hearing it to excuse literally anything jihadis did in 'Stan or Iraq...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 02:52 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 02:52 PM (nZ97E)
Posted by: Danimal28 at November 01, 2023 02:53 PM (klw0w)
Pretty sure you are quoting Golda Meir, there.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2023 02:53 PM (uaWBU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 01, 2023 02:53 PM (EGSGm)
You know you've reached peak stupid when the FNM is parroting the notion that Jews in Judea are "colonizing" it.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 02:53 PM (XqcwY)
"Paramedics were left driving towards the sound of explosions and people were left to die in the street...Is that upholding the laws of war?"
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Fuck that.
Nobody is entitled to communications. If you want to go to war, having comms sorted is part of your planning. If those plans fail - or you don't have plans, because you're a reckless barbarian - then you have to sort it out. Driving toward likely casualties is a decent enough approach.
And, once again, what "laws of war" are you talking about? Be specific.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 02:53 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 01, 2023 02:54 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 02:54 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2023 02:54 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at November 01, 2023 02:54 PM (MvF+J)
The mind boggles.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 01, 2023 02:54 PM (z5vMw)
Posted by: E. Blackadder at November 01, 2023 02:54 PM (vqhPW)
Posted by: They're pieces of shit at November 01, 2023 02:55 PM (6VAZZ)
Palestinians all must flee
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 01, 2023 02:55 PM (EGSGm)
Which does raise the question . . . Why is this HamassHole still alive?
Some group of Israelis should be stalking him in Qatar even as we speak.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 01, 2023 02:55 PM (Os80Q)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 02:53 PM (ELpxa)
I think the IDF should shoot to kill EVERYTHING on two feet.
That would be a hell of lot more humane than what was done to them 10/7.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 02:55 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 01, 2023 02:55 PM (4ZE6o)
https://twitter. com/visegrad24/status/1719461893146866026
Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2023 02:55 PM (RHGPo)
The mind boggles.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 01, 2023 02:54 PM (z5vMw)
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The press complex has deemed it so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 02:55 PM (ELpxa)
Giving aid to them, while you are at war with them, is idiocy. And as we saw in 'Stan and Iraq doesn't work.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 02:55 PM (XqcwY)
What's with the black shit stain on his dome?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 02:56 PM (x0n13)
"Do you intend to supply every resident of Gaza with a free Obamaphone?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 01, 2023 02:56 PM (k/NIx)
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If they have loyalties in Gaza why would we want them back?
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2023 02:57 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 01, 2023 02:57 PM (k/NIx)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2023 02:57 PM (o33NW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 02:52 PM (ELpxa)
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Silly you. Don't you know? It's the rules requiring the West and Israel to play by Marquess of Queensberry rules, while our third-world shithole enemies kick us in the balls, knife us in the back, and rape our daughters.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 01, 2023 02:57 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 01, 2023 02:57 PM (991eG)
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at November 01, 2023 02:57 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: torabora at November 01, 2023 02:57 PM (jzWQT)
Islam will not stop
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2023 02:57 PM (fwDg9)
Cutting Gaza in half, surrounding it, allows them to isolate each signal.
And every time a cell phone is used in response to a military move, it's marked, and, after a couple of confirmations, Mohammad go boom.
See, for example, "refugee" camp springing sinkholes from secondary explosions after terrorists command center was bombed.
That is called "war crimes" by the western media.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2023 02:58 PM (TzW+Y)
And civilians are a weapon.
This is why sieges were often precipitated by razing the surrounding communities, to force populations into densities that caused internal strife and suffering.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2023 02:58 PM (uaWBU)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 01, 2023 02:58 PM (padVH)
Posted by: Zombie Mikhail Gorbachev at November 01, 2023 02:58 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 01, 2023 02:58 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 01, 2023 02:58 PM (lZVy/)
Being shot as you run away is a much better fate then having your head slowly cut off after being gang raped.
Of course the fact Israeli civilians aren't really allowed to be armed is insane.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 02:58 PM (XqcwY)
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The agreement reached between Yom Kippur, the holiest day in the Jewish calendar, and Sukkot, the conclusion of the High Holy Days season, offered an end to the explosives and rocks being hurled at Israeli soldiers on the border and the incendiary balloons starting fires on Israeli farms. And terrorist attacks on civilians like the murder of Batsheva Nigri: a kindergarten teacher shot and killed while driving in her car with her 12-year-old daughter.
Qatar, a state sponsor of Hamas and an ally of the United States, claimed that it had “succeeded in de-escalating the situation in the Gaza Strip by mediating an understanding.”
But the border attacks and the negotiated ceasefire had all been part of a feint.
Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2023 02:59 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 01, 2023 02:59 PM (z5vMw)
This is why sieges were often precipitated by razing the surrounding communities, to force populations into densities that caused internal strife and suffering.
Posted by: garrett
Trebucheting dead, rotting civilians over walls.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2023 02:59 PM (9oDFs)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 01, 2023 02:59 PM (ufFY8)
"Does the president feel that Israel is abiding by the rules of war?...
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Israel: "We'll abide by them the same way Hamas is."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 02:59 PM (ULISU)
What's with the black shit stain on his dome?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 02:56 PM (x0n13)
the goat was menstruating.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2023 03:00 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2023 03:00 PM (Aoizk)
This is why sieges were often precipitated by razing the surrounding communities, to force populations into densities that caused internal strife and suffering.
Looking way back, the Spartan army forcing Athens to live in within their walls greatly weakened them both due to the spread of disease and the requirement now to get all their food from overseas.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:00 PM (XqcwY)
This is the international community.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 01, 2023 03:00 PM (Rpmuv)
This is why sieges were often precipitated by razing the surrounding communities, to force populations into densities that caused internal strife and suffering.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2023 02:58 PM (uaWBU)
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And can be blockaded and starved out.
And why invading armies often had bunches of criminals with them. If there's a surrender, the criminals don't get let loose to rape and pillage. If there isn't, they do.
It's nasty business.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:00 PM (ELpxa)
Israel much cease to exist and they should be given their land back. All Jews born before 1948 can stay but all the others have to go back to wherever they came from.
Posted by: MJ at November 01, 2023 03:00 PM (zwDuR)
-Gandhi, most definitely
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 03:00 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 01, 2023 03:00 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 01, 2023 03:01 PM (B1FKF)
Absolutely. I sure hope Israel doesn't go wobbly, because the international/MSM/NGO pressure is going to increase geometrically.
All the cretins who are baying for a ceasefire NEVER get asked, "But, wouldn't that mean leaving Hamas in power in Gaza? In effect, aren't you advocating that?"
Posted by: mnw at November 01, 2023 03:01 PM (NLIak)
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That's rug burn from their prayer rugs.
It's the highest form of virtue signaling in Islam.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:01 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at
What is it with these lefties tearing down posters of actual hostages?
The psyche of NEEDING to do that makes them very untrustworthy. It's one if the weirdest things about this whole mess.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 01, 2023 03:01 PM (eggM4)
You don't want to waste your ammo when sighting in. Civilian volunteers should always be employed to get your range and windage dialed.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2023 03:01 PM (uaWBU)
-Gandhi, most definitely
Also, remember I need a new teenage girl to sleep with me every night to make sure I stay on top of my purity game.
You think...I enjoy this? Don't you realize I'm a holy man!?!
Posted by: Other stuff Gandhi did and said at November 01, 2023 03:01 PM (XqcwY)
Anything? No?
Then sit your arse down, shut the F up, and let Israel conduct a war, based on their own interests, for the sake of their people.
And if any of you here is the good ol' U.S. of A. have anything to contribute to this, let it be to keep your mouths shut, and not be looking at how you're going to make money on this war.
If any of the saber rattlers over there want to disrupt vital American interests, however you choose to define that, then let that be your focus. But as far as what Israel chooses to do now? Shut your F'n mouths.
Posted by: Veep K. Hairass at November 01, 2023 03:01 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2023 03:01 PM (Aoizk)
How can there be peace when Hamas are committed to the eradication of Israel?
This is an official from Hamas committing to repeat the atrocities from 07/10 again and again
Hot news @TheNewsTrending
Hamas Official Ghazi Hamad: We will repeat the October 7 Attack Time and Again Until Israel Is Annihilated; We Are Victims - Everything We Do Is Justified.
https://tinyurl.com/4mbr8ewh
1:21 MEMRI video
Hot news @TheNewsTrending
The Palestinian Authority issued a statement, which was preached to worshipers during the Friday prayer on October 20, in which they called for the extermination of Jews as Muhammad prophesied.
He (Muhammad) said: "The hour (Judgment Day) will not come until the Muslims fight the Jews and the Muslims kill them, and until the Jew hides behind the stones and trees, and then the stones and trees will say: "O Muslim, O servant of Allah, there is a Jew hiding (behind me) , come and kill him."
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 01, 2023 03:01 PM (krqg6)
A fragment of Shani Nicole Louk's skull was discovered at the rav site. She was already deceased when they paraded her body through the streets of Gaza. They then cut her head off.
Wanna 'negotiate' with these people?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (enJYY)
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We tremble in our boots at being "isolated" from the international community. We're afraid they won't take our foreign aid anymore.
Shorter version: "F*ck the 'international community.'"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (ULISU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (JrojV)
Which rules?
This is a legitimate question. Which "rules of war?" Some treaty? If so, are either Israel or Hamas actually signatory to it? If not a treaty what then? Some feeling about what the "rules of war" should be, or something more? Are these "rules of war" defined anywhere? Does Hamas abide by them? If not, why should the other belligerent?
Why does nobody ever ask these propagandists "which rules?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Texas Rangers were being decimated by the Indians then they turned the tables and became the most feared and respected.
They adopted Indian tactics to western culture.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (RCvM8)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 01, 2023 02:59 PM (z5vMw)
Lara Logan should be there to punch this cvnt dead in her face.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (x0n13)
Israel much cease to exist and they should be given their land back. All Jews born before 1948 can stay but all the others have to go back to wherever they came from.
I wonder what percentage of them believe the Khazar hoax?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (XqcwY)
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That's rug burn from their prayer rugs.
It's the highest form of virtue signaling in Islam.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:01 PM (lf83v)
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I think he was drinking from the toilet and got some feces stuck to his head. But maybe you're right. Can never tell with these people . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (lf83v)
I was asked in a downtown Sacramento bar called the Black and Tan to straw buy firearms for the IRA. I was really poor but demurred. Nowadays that would be a Glowie but back then maybe not.
Posted by: torabora at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (jzWQT)
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That's rug burn from their prayer rugs.
It's the highest form of virtue signaling in Islam.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Gays in bathouses have them.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2023 03:03 PM (9oDFs)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2023 03:01 PM (Aoizk)
"New wywics! Huh huh huh!"
- - Elmer Fudd
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 03:03 PM (x0n13)
Don't forget the before and after death rape. We certainly won't!
Posted by: Palestinians high fiving each other at November 01, 2023 03:03 PM (XqcwY)
Who doesn't understand Hamas ? A damn good portion of those still living in Israel. And that's the dilemma.
What do you do when the Wicked Witch of Arkansas gets it, while those actually caught in the cross-hairs do not ?
Posted by: Context at November 01, 2023 03:04 PM (4OSga)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2023 03:04 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:04 PM (lf83v)
Sometimes, when orally pleasuring a goat, the goat loses bowel retention.
This is not Haram.
Posted by: Mohammed at November 01, 2023 03:04 PM (uaWBU)
Posted by: Not a Catholic, so... at November 01, 2023 03:04 PM (wKtUA)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 01, 2023 03:04 PM (AcWfM)
-Gandhi, most definitely
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Old and busted: There's no such thing as a good war or bad peace.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 01, 2023 03:04 PM (FVME7)
The Palestinian Authority issued a statement, which was preached to worshipers during the Friday prayer on October 20, in which they called for the extermination of Jews as Muhammad prophesied.
He (Muhammad) said: "The hour (Judgment Day) will not come until the Muslims fight the Jews and the Muslims kill them, and until the Jew hides behind the stones and trees, and then the stones and trees will say: "O Muslim, O servant of Allah, there is a Jew hiding (behind me) , come and kill him."
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 01, 2023 03:01 PM (krqg6)
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There is literally *nothing* new about this. The "two-state solution" - physically impossible, but whatever - was never a possibility. If it were, it would have happened. Israel wasn't the one standing in the way of it. It was, and always has been, the Palestinian Authority or one of its descendants or offshoots.
A prerequisite for "settlement" with them is "Israel ceases to exist." That is something of a problem when one of the parties involved is Israel.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:04 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (JrojV)
Genghis Cohen . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 03:04 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2023 03:05 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 01, 2023 03:05 PM (padVH)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 01, 2023 03:05 PM (ufFY8)
They can win without that.
Posted by: torabora at November 01, 2023 03:05 PM (jzWQT)
Which Palestinian government or organization has?
Under the rules of war-- the current ones the US and Israel have signed--mustard gas, nerve gas, smallpox, Sarin, nuclear, etc., are all LEGAL to use against Hamas.
Absolutely, 100% legal, permissible and allowed.
Because Hamas did not agree to those rules so they are not protected against such use.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (TzW+Y)
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Journalists should be cut off from Gaza information and receive only what is provided by the Israelis. The one's that make up stories should be humiliated to the world.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (RCvM8)
1) The Jews are all killed
2) The Palis are all killed
3) The Palis are forcibly moved somewhere else.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (XqcwY)
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But. . . but. . . but. . . the Democrats have said the Palestinians are not the problem, only Hamas is. Hamas is not the same thing as the Palestinians, they say.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Jack Package at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (8LP6B)
Re: Beheading of Shani Nicole Louk
'Desecration of corpse' is now okay to leftists.
Take them at their word. To do otherwise is suicide.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (enJYY)
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NewsFlash SugarTits: The International Community" already hates America and despises Israel, regardless of current or future events. Which is why the terrorists and their enablers, both here and abroad, must be annihilated sans prejudice and fucks to give about the opinions of assholes.
BTW, I saw NewsFlash SugarTits also open for The Sex Pistols at The Roundhouse in '78.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (4d+67)
Minutes ago: IDF Spokeperson: 'IDF forces have breached Hamas' forward lines of defense'
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (Aoizk)
Yes, it is.
Ironclad law of war is to cut off your enemy's lines of communication.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (JMAcK)
Palestinians must cease to be
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (ULISU)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (o33NW)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2023 03:07 PM (Aoizk)
sadly, it was probably most fortunate she was dead by then
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 01, 2023 03:07 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:04 PM (lf83v)
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I actually think it may be the opposite, that the dark spot is make up to make him appear devout. If you google pics of actual prayer calluses, they look more like actual calluses than the dark patch on this guy's head. He looks like he he just left church on Ash Wednesday.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 01, 2023 03:07 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (JrojV)
Again, hence the problem. What do you do when you know what to do, but the folks who need to do it won't ?
At what point, like being a Cubs fan, do you just turn off the TV ? Go pay attention to something else ? Stop being emotionally involved ?
Posted by: Context at November 01, 2023 03:07 PM (4OSga)
I wonder when Dearbornistan erupts.
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I consider every leftist, blue urban shithole to be a likely "American Gaza."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 01, 2023 03:07 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2023 03:05 PM (RHGPo)
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I don't think this is right. The "international community" pays through the nose for the Palestinians, and they don't buy anything. Lots of shit is bought *for* them - like water pipes that they turn into rockets - but they don't buy shit. They basically don't have an economy.
The Palestinians are a net drain on the "international community" and always have been. It's not just a drain, it's a 100% drain. Some connected people are surely getting rich on it through graft, but it isn't nearly enough to justify the exercise. The only thing that can justify the exercise is a congruence of mission.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:07 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Archer at November 01, 2023 03:08 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2023 03:08 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2023 03:08 PM (RCvM8)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 01, 2023 02:55 PM (4ZE6o)
ABC... who owns them?
Aren't these the same pedo oligarchs who refused to let one of their reporters do the story on Epstein, 3 years before he was arrested?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2023 03:08 PM (dGCAG)
Minutes ago: IDF Spokeperson: 'IDF forces have breached Hamas' forward lines of defense'
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (Aoizk)
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"Hey...remember when we were happy that a bunch of Israeli babies were getting beheaded?"
"Yeah, that was great."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 03:08 PM (GBKbO)
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Would she dare ask that question of Hamas?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:08 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (JrojV)
Genghis Cohen . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 03:04 PM
Wholesale destruction.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2023 03:08 PM (vqhPW)
1) The Jews are all killed
2) The Palis are all killed
3) The Palis are forcibly moved somewhere else.
Posted by: 18-1
Option 3 is a non-starter, as the West is on the hook for providing relocation. Meaning US.
Ready for some more new neighbors?
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (lZVy/)
Someone comes into your home intent on beating you up and robbing you. You hurt them defending yourself and are imprisoned and the Gov't pays for the other guy's defense using money you paid in taxes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (ynpvh)
Even if international law is violated and innocents are slaughtered? I just don't understand this.
It's useless to continue this with some of you. I stand with Israelis and Gazans to protect themselves. Attacks don't have to be "eternal" if both sides would talk. That's one Hamas official's statement and killing innocent Palestinians will only inflame the rest of them instead of leading to peace.
Not a Netanyahu fan. He's Israel's Trump. That being said he hasn't called for genocide like the gentleman in the video.
INNOCENT Palestinians are not the ones harming Israel. Nuttyahoo is punishing them for existing and not conquering Hamas (as if they ever could!). It's the Zionist government that aims to annihilate Hamas and is including innocent Palestinians in their quest to do it. Sad and disgusting.
Israel's intelligence abilities are supposed to be terrific, so WHY can't they FIND the Hamas leaders who plan the attacks and imprison them?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (ufFY8)
Sadly, I LOLed.
What is not funny is that oral sex is now claimed to be the number one cause of throat cancer. I've been married for 30 years so I'm safe, but be careful the rest of youins.
Posted by: Oglebay at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (7fVdQ)
Ironclad law of war is to cut off your enemy's lines of communication.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (JMAcK)
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And from the other perspective, the iron law is to maintain your lines of communication.
Hamas isn't big on planning, by all appearances. At least not planning anything that doesn't specifically involve killing Israelis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (o33NW)
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That and her legs were visibly broken and hanging off at odd angles. She was obviously dead by that time. Probably lucky for her. Death was probably preferable to what they had in store for her. And they then would have killed her anyway.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (iFTx/)
Ready for some more new neighbors?
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (lZVy/)
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Send 'em to Pakistan. I've been told all of the world loves immigrants.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
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I said that from the beginning.
Israel has a very specific mandate from God on this. A whole book in how to declare total war.
Find a Levite, declare the area of Gaza "the land of desolation" and, uh, that's kinda the end of all the folks living there.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (TzW+Y)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (lf83v)
________________
You're sure it's not just a malignant zit?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (ULISU)
1) The Jews are all killed
2) The Palis are all killed
3) The Palis are forcibly moved somewhere else.
Posted by: 18-1
Option 3 is a non-starter, as the West is on the hook for providing relocation. Meaning US.
Ready for some more new neighbors?
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (lZVy/)
The Med is plenty deep. Just sayin'. The Palis keep talking about moving Israel to the sea, why not move them there instead?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (padVH)
Run to Egypt or die.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2023 03:08 PM (RCvM
Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (x0n13)
1) The Jews are all killed
2) The Palis are all killed
3) The Palis are forcibly moved somewhere else.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (XqcwY)
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Dearborn FTW!
/What could go wrong?
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (4d+67)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (lf83v)
Given that his Vegas show has been running successfully since 2005, he compared himself to Canadian rockers Nickelback, another act that gets constantly slagged despite being massively popular. "You go to a Nickelback concert, and it's packed, and they're killing it, and you get done, and you're like, How could people make fun of Nickelback? It's an awesome show," Carrot Top said. "A lot of it has to do with animosity and whatnot, which is always understandable in this business."
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (XetL6)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2023 03:08 PM (vqhPW)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (ufFY8)
Bibi had a serious threat of a coup from a number of Israeli government insiders over his modest judicial reform so I suspect if he tried to order a real war he'd face that insurrection immediately.
But...you know what? Now is the time to settle that debt too. Get your internal enemies to commit clear treason and deal with them harshly.
But...he's too much of an American style pol, and sadly like Trump doesn't have the balls to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)
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"Israel should fight urban warfare against a force that hides amongst civilians in a way that's literally impossible to do."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (GBKbO)
CBS began the program calling it an “Israeli invasion of Gaza.” Not a counter-offensive. Not a counter-strike.
By that measure, the US invaded Germany in 1944.
CBS also waited 4 minutes, in its final sentence, to say Hamas commanders were killed. Why were they hiding there?
CBS Evening News @CBSEveningNews
Israel says it hit about 300 Hamas targets with its most recent airstrikes, including a refugee camp in Gaza, causing catastrophic damage as it advanced further into enemy territory. Hamas says dozens were killed, with another 150 wounded.
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Also using the 'refugee camp' trope.
It's not a refugee camp; it's a city full of apartment buildings [albeit with tunnels and ammo dumps underneath them!] that the Palis call that to elicit false sympathy and pretending that it's just a temporary place they're living in until they "reconquer" the "rest" of "Palestine".
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: DaveA at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (FhXTo)
Nuke the muslim wishing well in Iran and they fall to pieces.
It's like the Death Star exhaust port.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)
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These people are clueless. Both sides do talk. They talk a lot. They've been talking for generations. And every time, after the conversation is over, the Palestinians go home and lob rockets at Israel and occasionally launch an invasion.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Guido at November 01, 2023 02:48 PM (RHmWJ)
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Is the President concerned that ABC's Mary Bruce is going to break the laws against spreading STDs?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (ULISU)
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Israel's intelligence abilities are supposed to be terrific, so WHY can't they FIND the Hamas leaders who plan the attacks and imprison them?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)
Why didn't the cop just shoot the gun out of the perps hands?
Uh-huh...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
Damn white of them! Every Israeli over age 75 can stay!
The dream palace of the Arabs. Give us this day our daily illusion.
I've said this before, but I'll repeat it anyway: On 'the day after,' the Palestinians must be left disabused of the notion that, "To Hamas goes the victory!"
They've got to be left feeling silly when they assert that... like somebody who claims that Nazi Germany actually WON, if you really look at the situation correctly.
Posted by: mnw at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2023 03:12 PM (Aoizk)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2023 03:12 PM (o33NW)
1) The Jews are all killed
2) The Palis are all killed
3) The Palis are forcibly moved somewhere else.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (XqcwY)
Which means most likely the violence will continue.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 01, 2023 03:12 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at November 01, 2023 03:12 PM (K8kLS)
The murderer is still not seen a trial going on two years in the Sacramento County jail.
My point is that the madness to slaughter doesn't exist solely in the Middle East. But everywhere it's found it needs extinguished with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: torabora at November 01, 2023 03:12 PM (jzWQT)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 01, 2023 03:12 PM (tW+1V)
131 Israel needs to go all Genghis Khan on these pieces of shit.
I’ll settle for going all Old Testament
Posted by: weew at November 01, 2023 03:12 PM (ZVkju)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Broadway's greatest composer.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (lf83v)
Genghis M. Cohan . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 03:12 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (ELpxa)
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Why is this still a point of conversation?
Not talks, but Palestine. Clinton fixed it in the 90s. He got the sides to talk.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 03:12 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: bearski at November 01, 2023 03:12 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2023 03:12 PM (fwDg9)
It could be done...if we were a serious country. There were massive population transfers after WWII and various other conflicts.
The Jordanians and Egyptians don't want Palis. Fine. *Buy* Socotra and send them there or some other island far away.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:13 PM (XqcwY)
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Israel's intelligence abilities are supposed to be terrific, so WHY can't they FIND the Hamas leaders who plan the attacks and imprison them?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)
Why didn't the cop just shoot the gun out of the perps hands?
Uh-huh...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
They're in Qatar giving televised interviews aren't they?
Last time Israel did something like that they got in a lot of diplomatic trouble iirc.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 01, 2023 03:13 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:04 PM (lf83v)
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I actually think it may be the opposite, that the dark spot is make up to make him appear devout. If you google pics of actual prayer calluses, they look more like actual calluses than the dark patch on this guy's head. He looks like he he just left church on Ash Wednesday.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 01, 2023 03:07 PM (iFTx/)
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Applying Occam's Razor, it becomes obvious that he was sucking off a camel from behind. Common occurrence in those parts.
Posted by: Jack Package at November 01, 2023 03:13 PM (8LP6B)
it was an obvious lie; but it breaks my heart that they clung to it
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 01, 2023 03:13 PM (AcWfM)
Sadly, I LOLed.
What is not funny is that oral sex is now claimed to be the number one cause of throat cancer. I've been married for 30 years so I'm safe, but be careful the rest of youins.
Posted by: Oglebay at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (7fVdQ)
The drug commercials warn that their product does not protect against oral, vaginal, or anal cancer...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2023 03:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 01, 2023 03:13 PM (lTGtQ)
It's like the Death Star exhaust port.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (x0n13)
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Kick the wogs out of the al-Aqsa mosque and turn it into a Taco Bell.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:13 PM (ULISU)
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 01, 2023 03:13 PM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (lf83v)
________________
You're sure it's not just a malignant zit?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (ULISU)
Bullseye
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2023 03:13 PM (ynpvh)
The Leftist project is abortion/climate/gender/BLM/ Hamas. It's a package deal and the students are taught that it's all or nothing.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2023 03:13 PM (NpAcC)
1) The Jews are all killed
2) The Palis are all killed
3) The Palis are forcibly moved somewhere else.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM (XqcwY)
I would argue that options (1) and (3) do not end the violence.
Posted by: Emmie at November 01, 2023 03:14 PM (NIkq3)
yes
isolate them on an island
wait ... let me see ... two years?
no one will be still alive on that island
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 01, 2023 03:14 PM (AcWfM)
"We want to kill all the Joos!"
"I think that what Hamas is TRYING to say is..."
"No, we're saying that we want to kill all the Joos."
"Surely that is just a metaphor."
"No, we want to kill all the Joos. Aren't you listening?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 01, 2023 03:14 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Give my regards to Barah-Duai
Remember me at Tahrir Square. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:14 PM (lf83v)
3) The Palis are forcibly moved somewhere else.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM
#3 is not a good idea.
Posted by: Lebanon, Jordan and Kuwait speaking from experience at November 01, 2023 03:14 PM (lqvOK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2023 03:14 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: mnw at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (NLIak)
The Egyptians actually have a museum dedicated to their "victory" in the October '73 War. Essentially the sole exhibit was the fire hosing of the Suez Canal walls and initial invasion.
It's like Japan claiming to have won WW2 based solely on Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 03:14 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:02 PM (lf83v)
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You're sure it's not just a malignant zit?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM (ULISU)
Well, technically it did originate from a malignancy. Islam.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 01, 2023 03:14 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2023 03:15 PM (PQ4m2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (RSbhh)
They were using hard-wired communications they put up themselves in the tunnels...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2023 03:15 PM (ynpvh)
CBS began the program calling it an “Israeli invasion of Gaza.” Not a counter-offensive. Not a counter-strike.
By that measure, the US invaded Germany in 1944. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (krqg6)
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The US did invade Germany in 1944. Before that, it invaded France. Before that, it invaded Italy. Before that, it invaded Northern Africa.
Israel invaded Gaza, too. It's a simple statement of fact.
Not that CBS intends it that way. They intend it to mean that Israel did something wrong. It didn't. Israel was invaded by Gaza. It repelled that invasion and then invaded Gaza in turn. This is not the wrong thing to do.
The question isn't whether Israel invaded, but whether it was justified. It was. CBS - like the rest of the propagandists - just works to imply that it wasn't.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:15 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2023 03:08 PM (vqhPW)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM
To be fair, that and Ghengis Cohen were stolen from Terry Pratchett.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2023 03:15 PM (vqhPW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Give my regards to Barah-Duai
Remember me at Tahrir Square. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:14 PM (lf83v)
Tell all the goats in old Islamabad
That I prefer little girls with no hair . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2023 03:15 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:11 PM (ELpxa)
yep.
Posted by: LASue at November 01, 2023 03:15 PM (bLe0J)
I trust those two more than the MFM.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 01, 2023 03:16 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 01, 2023 03:16 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 01, 2023 03:16 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 01, 2023 03:13 PM (lTGtQ)
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Nice people. I can see why no one wants them around: they're rabid dogs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:16 PM (ULISU)
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And the unicorns present no threat whatsoever!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 01, 2023 03:16 PM (FVME7)
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Which zombie hordes were alerted by the Arabs the Jews tried to help, when the arab woman grabbed the loudspeakers to start singing and chanting--giving the zombies a target.
So yeah, exactly.....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2023 03:16 PM (TzW+Y)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 01, 2023 03:13 PM (lTGtQ)
Jordan currently has a Hashemite dynasty.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 01, 2023 03:16 PM (eYoxG)
Seriously...what color is the sky on their planet?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2023 03:16 PM (vqhPW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:17 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2023 03:04 PM (pohLc)
The worst thing about that movie, and there was plenty, was the fact they completely flipped the experience of the Israelis. In the book, Israel was the one safest place in that region, and they took in so many refugees from the surrounding areas, it was viewed as the catalyst toward peace (real peace) in the region.
Israel was the model. And in the movie, they have them overrun, and setting off massive explosions as our "heroes" are fleeing.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2023 03:17 PM (dGCAG)
https://tinyurl.com/Rogan-Musk-Halloween
Posted by: Sharkman at November 01, 2023 03:17 PM (Os80Q)
Posted by: Archer at November 01, 2023 03:17 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2023 03:17 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Satan at November 01, 2023 03:17 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)
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Clueless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:17 PM (ELpxa)
Exactly. And look, for all the "call up the Texas Rangers" shit here ? If Wheels had the balls to do it, and he doesn't, the reply would be every citizen of the Northeast and West Coast cheering while they did a combo of "Mississippi Burning" and a repeat of Wallace at the school house doors.
His response, which is going to be the Israeli response, is going to be even more limp-wristed than our response. Folks, for all the Pro-Israel response here ? Just go, be there for a week. Talk to the people there. If for no other reasons to than to shit-can the per-conceptions of what it's like to be there.
The population isn't on a war footing. They will never be. Not even after that attack. That's not how Israeli's roll now. In all fairness ? Neither where New Yorkers a couple weeks after 9/11.
Posted by: Context at November 01, 2023 03:17 PM (4OSga)
Posted by: Cheri at November 01, 2023 03:18 PM (GSlKO)
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew (he converted)
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Genghis Cohen's a quarter Jewish -- not too shabby
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at November 01, 2023 03:18 PM (Hg7oP)
Run to Egypt or die.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2023 03:08 PM (RCvM
More like "Run to Egypt and die". The Egyptians aren't so stupid to want the Middle East's crack babies hanging around.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2023 03:18 PM (MoZTd)
Sooo... these Venezuelan hookers in New York, not that they are as hot a Colombians, naturally, but the question is, from a Democrat perspective is:
Are they under 14?
Posted by: Auspex at November 01, 2023 03:18 PM (j4U/Z)
hmm. i remember cohen the barbarian, but not genghis cohen. must have been in one of the ones i haven't gotten around to.
Posted by: anachronda at November 01, 2023 03:18 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 01, 2023 03:10 PM
Winston, 2+2=5 if The Party says it is.
Posted by: O'Brien at November 01, 2023 03:18 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 01, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)
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Clueless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:17 PM (ELpxa)
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Go in with a police force of two, to Qatar, and just cart them away into a paddy wagon.
Easy peasy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 03:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2023 03:19 PM (JrojV)
Damn white of them! Every Israeli over age 75 can stay!
Pssst! Dude! Ixnay on the itewhay! That's like a macro-aggression nowadays!!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 01, 2023 03:19 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:19 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Men at Work at November 01, 2023 03:19 PM (CjGGv)
Answer: Continously bomb until Gaza is a parking lot.
Posted by: sidney at November 01, 2023 03:19 PM (Uy/WF)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:13 PM (XqcwY)
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May I once again suggest Snake Island, off the coast of Brazil?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:19 PM (ULISU)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2023 03:17 PM (pohLc)
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The Arnaud Amalric treatment.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023
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I suggest Christmas Island, which name would infuriate them, or the South Orkneys/South Georgia Island.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2023 03:15 PM (PQ4m2)
As far as ignorance goes most of the world has little reason to be aware of the historical details of the conflict.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 01, 2023 02:52 PM (CwhoI)
* * * *
Mark of the Beast?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (Zb5iS)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (ULISU)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2023 03:18 PM (MoZTd)
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Where do you think the current junta there expelled the Muslim Brotherhood?
Palestine is also a penal colony for other Arab states where they tried to take over. Literally *nobody* wants them. They're too barbaric and violent even for other violent barbarians.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (ELpxa)
A little known fact, but Arab women are supposed to keep it Brazilian down stairs.
Yep, Big Mo was a fan of the hardwood.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (XqcwY)
First, you have to understand that in the Middle East, the Palestinians are basically the "regional 'n-word's"
Notice how Egypt doesn't want them
Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (RHGPo)
They don't care about facts.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (AEvvx)
Posted by: Bete at November 01, 2023 03:21 PM (5iWza)
@SageListener
Hamas Mascot Auditions. How do you think they'll do in Gaza?
https://tinyurl.com/2sjdhzp8
Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2023 03:21 PM (NpAcC)
I'm assuming they are thinking of the Geneva Conventions, which apply to uniformed armies of sovereign nations engaged in declared war, so you know, not here at all. And not all of those Conventions have even been ratified.
Posted by: brak at November 01, 2023 03:21 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (JeYYB)
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Gotta tell you something that Rancid Tlabia is their "It" girl.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:21 PM (ULISU)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 01, 2023 03:22 PM (Vu7A1)
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The Law of Armed Conflict is a real thing. It is basically the Geneva Conventions, but there are some other treaties regarding nuclear weapons and the like between certain countries. Not just limited to war, but armed conflict.
To the person who posted that the Geneva Convention doesn't apply to the U.S. because Hamas is not a party to the convention, that is wrong. The U.S. must adhere to the principles of the Geneva Convention even against non-party belligerents. North Vietnam was not a signatory and we adhered to the principles in dealing with them.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:22 PM (lf83v)
Sooo... these Venezuelan hookers in New York, not that they are as hot a Colombians, naturally, but the question is, from a Democrat perspective is:
Are they under 14?
Posted by: Auspex at November 01, 2023 03:18 PM (j4U/Z)
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They're have always been hookers and illegal hookers in NYC and every other city. What's happening is that the demographics and ethnicity are changing. Massive illegal immigration from Venezuela is creating a new class of whore that is pushing out the old class.
Before Rudy Guiliani cleaned up NYC, the whores were mostly street walkers and hispanic and black. After that, the industry went more "corporate" into brothels which were mostly Asian. Now the waves of illegal immigrants are pushing those out.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 01, 2023 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
3) The Palis are forcibly moved somewhere else.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:06 PM
#3 is not a good idea.
Posted by: Lebanon, Jordan and Kuwait speaking from experience at November 01, 2023 03:14 PM
Wherever they are, they'll bitch about their stolen Homeland, and their dreams (destiny?) to return someday...not just to reclaim it, but to eradicate those that stole it from then in divinely sanctioned retribution.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 01, 2023 03:22 PM (JCZqz)
I'm assuming they are thinking of the Geneva Conventions, which apply to uniformed armies of sovereign nations engaged in declared war, so you know, not here at all. And not all of those Conventions have even been ratified.
Posted by: brak at November 01, 2023 03:21 PM (25k9m)
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Isn't there also a reciprocity condition? Only those following the Geneva Conventions are protected by them?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:22 PM (ULISU)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2023 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2023 03:23 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2023 03:23 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 01, 2023 03:23 PM (MeG8a)
This is like the ads I get pushed at me about "Hot Asians in your area." It would be just as easy to use both their names.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 01, 2023 03:23 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:21 PM (ULISU)
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Agree, her face is, well, let's say, diplomatically, a shitshow.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2023 03:23 PM (JeYYB)
Notice how Egypt doesn't want them
Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (RHGPo)
Yet another mistake by the Israelis. You can't work in Egypt if you're from Gaza. Israel lets through about 20K of them every day, five days a week, to work.
Gee, I wonder how all those dudes in the green knew exactly where to go ? Especially how to walk efficiently through all those streets with walls on both sides, without getting lost. A real mystery.
Posted by: Context at November 01, 2023 03:23 PM (4OSga)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 01, 2023 03:24 PM (qZdIZ)
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Is that really true?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:24 PM (ULISU)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2023 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2023 03:21 PM (NpAcC)
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Delores may be rolling over in her grave.
Posted by: Turn 2 at November 01, 2023 03:24 PM (JfxgE)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2023 03:08 PM (RCvM
More like "Run to Egypt and die". The Egyptians aren't so stupid to want the Middle East's crack babies hanging around.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2023 03:18 PM (MoZTd)
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Problem solved. It's like the cure for Mad Cow Disease.
If there isn't any Mad Cow Disease, then there won't *be* any Mad Cow Disease.
Posted by: Jack Package at November 01, 2023 03:24 PM (8LP6B)
Absent their current value as a distraction from Muslim world problems by being IN Israel to being with, I suspect their funding would dry up quickly.
And without the rest of the world feeding and supplying them they would have to starve and complain or actually go work.
Either answer is fine with me.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:24 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Cheri at November 01, 2023 03:18 PM (GSlKO)
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ICYMI, Mannix's Morning
* Realizes now that "Trump spending all day in the White House watching Gorilla TV was yet again another psychological projection of the MDM-MSM Political Baboons *
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at November 01, 2023 03:24 PM (N/oxo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 01, 2023 03:25 PM (+51ka)
Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2023 03:25 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2023 03:25 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: anachronda at November 01, 2023 03:18 PM
Some of the books identified him as Genghis Cohen. See, Interesting Times, and its treatment of the Silver Horde. "Five hundred years of experience is a good thing, Genghis...but it should be spread out over more than five people." - Rincewind
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2023 03:25 PM (vqhPW)
The largest desert on earth is Antarctica. The perfect spot for them.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2023 03:25 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 01, 2023 02:52 PM (CwhoI)
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Ball rash. They should throw him off a building.
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2023 03:25 PM (v0R5T)
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They will make him Editor of the Harvard Law Review. And then he will be precedent.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 01, 2023 03:25 PM (XetL6)
I remember hearing that argument made by the left during the 2000s bc Guantanamo Bay and all that, but again I thought it only applied to uniformed armies, and so would not apply to terrorist groups like Hamas
Posted by: brak at November 01, 2023 03:25 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: brak at November 01, 2023 03:21 PM (25k9m)
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I doubt that. I strongly suspect that most people who talk about the "laws of war" have nothing specific in mind at all. Just a notion - unarticulated and amorphous - of what the rules should be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:25 PM (ELpxa)
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Have you no love for penguins?
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 01, 2023 03:26 PM (XetL6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:21 PM (ULISU)
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Agree, her face is, well, let's say, diplomatically, a shitshow.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2023 03:23 PM (JeYYB)
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She could go to a plastic surgeon to get an estimate. The plastic surgeon would have to pour himself a stiff drink.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:26 PM (ULISU)
Posted by: Turn 2 at November 01, 2023 03:24 PM (JfxgE)
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Sorry. Dolores.
Posted by: Turn 2 at November 01, 2023 03:26 PM (JfxgE)
My married lefty cow-workers are fans of the local "Asian massage" joints.
From what I understand the women there make up for their lack in looks with, uh, a rather firm grip.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:26 PM (XqcwY)
https://tinyurl.com/3dcf8mhu
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at November 01, 2023 03:26 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 01, 2023 03:20 PM (eYoxG)
Then they should STFU
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2023 03:26 PM (PQ4m2)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 01, 2023 03:26 PM (XetL6)
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I hear they stink.
Like really stink.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:26 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Archer at November 01, 2023 03:26 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: brak
I'm sure that you are right. Like Hamas abides by anyone's rules but their own.
Posted by: Cheri at November 01, 2023 03:27 PM (GSlKO)
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Is that really true?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:24 PM (ULISU)
No idea, but it's kind of irrelevant in the current conflict. Hamas's soldiers are not uniformed and so don't get POW treatment, and the use of human shields by Hamas doesn't place obligations upon Israel under those treaties. Using human shields is a warcrime, the other side killing them as collateral damage is not. Afaik there's nothing that would appear to be a violation.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 01, 2023 03:27 PM (eYoxG)
We ought to create our own statue, and on the base put our motto: "When in doubt, whack 'em out."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:27 PM (ULISU)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2023 03:27 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 01, 2023 03:25 PM (+51ka)
Then make it radioactive.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2023 03:28 PM (VwHCD)
yeah, you're probably right -- more of "the west is always wrong" is prob what they mean
Posted by: brak at November 01, 2023 03:28 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:28 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:25 PM (ELpxa)
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The sort of thing aristocracy agreed upon in the 17th-19th century in Europe.
Applying it to Israel and Gaza is colonialization, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 03:28 PM (GBKbO)
After the Muslims won the Lebanese Civil war a lot of the Christians left. I suspect the ones still there are the kids of the ones that had no problem bowing to muslim overlords.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:28 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2023 03:28 PM (JeYYB)
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Actually, Pakistan is kicking all the foreigners e.g. Afghans out!
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: Hundreds of thousands of Afghans living in Pakistan faced detention and deportation on Wednesday, as a government deadline for them to leave sparked a mass exodus cutt.ly/jwRgIPkp
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 01, 2023 03:28 PM (krqg6)
Easy peasy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 03:18 PM (GBKbO)
Yeah, they're in luxury hotels in Gutter. Lots of other wealthy folks in the world would be most upset if soldiers showed up in their fancy lobby and started carting off guests.
Lots of oligarchs, doing the oligarch thing, in Oligarch City.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2023 03:28 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at November 01, 2023 03:29 PM (6z3vi)
Posted by: brak at November 01, 2023 03:21 PM (25k9m)
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I doubt that. I strongly suspect that most people who talk about the "laws of war" have nothing specific in mind at all. Just a notion - unarticulated and amorphous - of what the rules should be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:25 PM (ELpxa)
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Agree and especially these idiot "reporters" who are basically high-functioning retards. You think this dumb twat mewling about the "laws of war" has any clue what the Geneva Convention says or anything else? They were the same imbeciles obsessed with the "crossing state lines" stupidity.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 01, 2023 03:29 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 01, 2023 03:29 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 01, 2023 03:26 PM (XetL6)
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I hear they stink.
Like really stink.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:26 PM (ELpxa)
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They stink on ice!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:29 PM (ULISU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:22 PM (lf83v)
So I'm including your name to this only because it's one of the most - not necessarily idiotic - but absolutely indicative posts I've read on this site in twenty some odd years.
No nation state "must" adhere to a damn thing. Even in my little class in boot camp, they said the words and then immediately squared us away regarding the real use of the .50 cal and opposing forces.
No nation state "must" adhere to a single damn thing. Pure and simple. You "may". But if you've got the strength ? Screw "must". Who'll make you ? The Hague ?
Posted by: Context at November 01, 2023 03:29 PM (4OSga)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:26 PM (XqcwY)
You pay more or I rip it off, Mr. Freaky Big Time.
Posted by: Archer at November 01, 2023 03:29 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Leaving the kaboomin' to the Israelis at November 01, 2023 03:30 PM (hirWM)
A piece of the German girl's skull could have fallen off at the rave. There's no proof Hamas did that.
And her mangled naked lifeless body...could have been covid. Sometimes your head falls off.
Posted by: MJ at November 01, 2023 03:30 PM (zwDuR)
I doubt that. I strongly suspect that most people who talk about the "laws of war" have nothing specific in mind at all. Just a notion - unarticulated and amorphous - of what the rules should be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:25 PM (ELpxa)
The "laws of war" are nothing more than a stick to beat the US and Israel over the head. None of those "humanitarians" who wail about the poor, poor Palis give a damn about what Hamas does.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2023 03:30 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 01, 2023 03:27 PM (eYoxG)
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If I understand it correctly - and I probably don't, so be forewarned - it goes the other way.
If you use civilians to mask military operations and those civilians are slaughtered by the enemy to get to you, the war crime was committed by *you* - not the opponent. At least, assuming there is some kind of hypothetical court to adjudicate it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2023 03:31 PM (ELpxa)
The millionth day in September?
Posted by: that new Hamas band, Ready Aim & Fire at November 01, 2023 03:31 PM (lpgaA)
Do you know what happened the last time the International Criminal Court, which neither the US nor Israel is a part of, tried to investigate Israel for war crimes?
Israel told them to fuck off.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2023 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2023 03:31 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 01, 2023 03:29 PM (wtvvX)
And then the Winner makes the new rules
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2023 03:31 PM (PQ4m2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2023 03:30 PM (MoZTd)
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Because the Palestinians are the oppressed and Israel is the oppressor.
Ultimately, the worldview is laughably simplistic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 03:31 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2023 03:31 PM (JrojV)
https://tinyurl.com/3jyf424x
Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2023 03:31 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2023 03:32 PM (NBtzd)
Ultimately, the worldview is laughably simplistic.
Yep. Same reason the jihadis in 'Stan and Iraq were "the good guys" to the left. Or the NVA before.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2023 03:32 PM (XqcwY)
Israel told them to fuck off.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2023 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)
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They're almost kind of good at rolling in African dictators that have been out of power for decades and run out of money living the life in Paris, but other than that...not great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 03:32 PM (GBKbO)
_________________
Marxist Manicheanism.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:32 PM (ULISU)
Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2023 03:32 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Seems Legit
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Neither does literally anyone else
Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 01, 2023 03:33 PM (fgmuN)
They are not fighting in Geneva.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2023 03:33 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2023 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2023 03:31 PM (JrojV)
or
the weather machine to send a tempest to destroy Gaza
or
the time machine to send the Palis back to the future.
Posted by: Archer at November 01, 2023 03:33 PM (gmo/4)
As far as I'm concerned, one of the very few things "W" got right. He told The Hague to fuck right off.
Before he fucked everything up after, and signed off on our own Stasi. But he got that Fuck Off Hague thing right.
Posted by: Context at November 01, 2023 03:34 PM (4OSga)
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I get your point, but war crimes are not imaginary. Commit a war crime, you risk consequences. There was this little thing called Nuremberg Trials. And the Japanes War Crime Trials in Tokyo? Remember them? Were they idiotic like my post? For some twenty odd years?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:34 PM (lf83v)
What are Egypt and Jordan saying about this? I assume publicly it's "we stand in solidarity with our Palesteeneoon brothers" and privately it's "Son, you're on your own."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2023 03:34 PM (MoZTd)
https://tinyurl.com/mtj78v9j
Posted by: Archimedes at November 01, 2023 03:34 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: JoeKur at November 01, 2023 03:35 PM (ZiK3d)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2023 03:31 PM (JrojV)
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And fire up the weather machine?
I knew a Jordanian in grad school who, while a scientist, steadfastly maintained that the CIA was f*cking up the weather in Jordan to hurt agriculture.
For my part, I'd be thrilled if the CIA were half that competent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:35 PM (ULISU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:34 PM (lf83v)
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War crimes are determined by the victor.
The firebombing of Japan could have been considered a long list of war crimes on its own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 03:35 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2023 03:36 PM (NBtzd)
Early in the Korean War, a few times the North Koreans had civilians march in front of them when they launched attacks on US positions.
The defending US troops opened fire, killing many of the civilians (as well as many of the North Korean soldiers).
That was a NORTH KOREAN war crime.
The Norks stopped using this technique, because it wasn't working.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2023 03:36 PM (2tUFv)
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ah yes , allah be praised, we signed off on the Protocols of Zion. Truth must be told!
--Pali scum
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2023 03:36 PM (Aoizk)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2023 03:36 PM (dGCAG)
Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 01, 2023 03:36 PM (I/Qkd)
Those of us in the cheap seats could use some context from our betters in the journalism profession.
Posted by: Tar Bae at November 01, 2023 03:37 PM (ioMAM)
The firebombing of Japan could have been considered a long list of war crimes on its own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 03:35 PM (GBKbO)
Now do COVID
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 01, 2023 03:38 PM (N39Ws)
Well, they might not be signed up with the rules of war, but haven't these young Gazans celebrated Pride Month? Been instructed in pronoun degenderization use? Recognize global warming as the true enemy?
I'm sure Hamas has at least educated them about that when they asked what the fuck all those rainbow flag the Americans were flying were about.
Posted by: Auspex at November 01, 2023 03:38 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Seems Legit
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I was having this discussion with my wife recently. Nothing anyone does will ever disabuse a large section of the population from the notion that all Jews (and a number of other groups, but always the Jews first) need to be killed.
Given that - what do you do with these people? There are a LOT of them and I sure as hell don't want to advocate for death on that scale, but again, the hell do we do with them?
Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 01, 2023 03:39 PM (fgmuN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:34 PM (lf83v)
Again, I'm going to list your nic, in the hopes - but who's kidding who - that you'll learn.
If we lose, who gets tried ? The Eight Air Force. Every fucking one of them. As well as every submarine commander. On and on.
What you're arguing against is the idea of Total War. Might as well argue against teens fucking before they're married. Or dogs pissing in the yard.
Argue against Sherman while you're at it.
Posted by: Context at November 01, 2023 03:39 PM (4OSga)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2023 03:21 PM (ULISU)
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Agree, her face is, well, let's say, diplomatically, a shitshow.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2023 03:23 PM
Now, my friend, you understand why we look longingly to our goats, camels, and young men...
Posted by: Muhammed Muhammed at November 01, 2023 03:39 PM (JCZqz)
"Does the president feel that Israel is abiding by the rules of war?... Is the President concerned that Israel is going to break the rules of war...?"
How come Mary and her J-w and Israel Eradicator Fellow Travelers never ask Hamas scumbags if Hamas follows the rules of war during its terror attacks into Israel, when firing unguided rockets into Israel, or when locating its installations in, under, or next to schools, hospitals, mosques, and refugee camps in Gaza?
The other day I read that some International Press muckety-mucks are pissed-off at the IDF because it doesn't let foreign press dirtbags accompany IDF ground attacks into Gaza. They're whining that for the Press to properly report about a war, it needs to cover the action on both sides. Good grief.
Posted by: Gref at November 01, 2023 03:40 PM (5fDan)
Gotta love when the new nics show up, telling everyone how stupid they are.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2023 03:36 PM
Scoog is one persistent fvck.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 01, 2023 03:40 PM (enJYY)
We Will Repeat the October 7 Attack Time and Again Until Israel Is Annihilated; We Are Victims - Everything We Do Is Justified
We must teach Israel a lesson, and we will do this again and again. The Al-Aqsa Flood is just the first time, and there will be a second, a third, a fourth. Because we have the determination...to fight."
"Will we have to pay a price? Yes, and we are ready to pay it. We are called a nation of martyrs and we are proud to sacrifice martyrs."
"The existence of Israel is what causes all that pain, blood, and tears. It's Israel, not us. We are the victims of the occupation.
_Hamas official Ghazi Hamad
https://is.gd/IB2mB4
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2023 03:40 PM (RCvM8)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2023 03:41 PM (RCvM8)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 01, 2023 03:42 PM (padVH)
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Sounds like you're pretty passionate about this. I recommend sending a letter to the Naval War College in Newport and the Judge Advocate General's Legal Center and School in Charlottesville and setting them straight because they don't agree with you.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:43 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Why did we even fight Hitler if the military can turn the Internet off? at November 01, 2023 03:43 PM (CjGGv)
They also probably don't agree with me that a man cannot become a woman at this point. Fuck them.
Posted by: Our military is gay and stupid. I don't care what it thinks. at November 01, 2023 03:45 PM (CjGGv)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:43 PM (lf83v)
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And those leaders have been losing wars for generations now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at November 01, 2023 03:46 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:43 PM (lf83v)
You're quite literally arguing to argue against those that are going to lose the next war.
Or read some actual stuff that came out of Nuremberg. Because a lot of the stuff, especially out of the sub commanders, was that "we just did the in Atlantic what you did in the Pacific".
And that was true. It was Total War. The last time we fought it that way.
Or are you arguing that we should just shut our mouths and trust our betters ?
Posted by: Context at November 01, 2023 03:46 PM (4OSga)
LOL ace. I mean, it's not an amusing topic. But this is cleverly phrased.
Posted by: m at November 01, 2023 03:46 PM (LdYi7)
Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2023 03:47 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Zek at November 01, 2023 03:49 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: Seems Legit
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Neither does literally anyone else
Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 01, 2023 03:33 PM (fgmuN)
Niki Haley says you don’t have a choice and you’ll like it.
Posted by: 7man at November 01, 2023 03:50 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 01, 2023 03:42 PM (padVH)
Limit your time on here. It helps.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2023 03:53 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: 7man
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Yeah, but she still doesn't want them near her, just the rest of us
Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 01, 2023 03:53 PM (fgmuN)
Posted by: Barney Rubble at November 01, 2023 04:00 PM (Zb5BF)
Posted by: shredder at November 01, 2023 04:12 PM (YU7qb)
"We worked diligently to ensure affected employees..."
Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2023 04:14 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Wenda at November 01, 2023 04:14 PM (Tji/p)
Probably not. Some of these folks travel with multiple passports and don't want Hamas to know which one they are "for real"
Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2023 04:16 PM (RHGPo)
“They don’t know and understand what this Islamist ideology is...”
Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2023 04:17 PM (RHGPo)
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That's rug burn from their prayer rugs.
It's the highest form of virtue signaling in Islam.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2023 03:01 PM (lf83v)
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1. Don't they ever clean the rugs or is the dirt sacred as are the lice in their beards?
2. Carpet munchers can pray to the moon god at the same time.
3. Do they still do bacon and alcohol when in Europe?
Posted by: Ciampino - How did the hackers escape? No idea. Must have ransomware. at November 01, 2023 04:55 PM (qfLjt)
as far as im concerned
israel can literally do
-short of nukes-
whatever
the
fuck
it wants to do in the gaza strip now
i surmise that quite a few more people feel like that today
than did yesterday
Posted by: sound awake at November 01, 2023 05:11 PM (g7ym/)
Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at November 01, 2023 05:20 PM (SbJpJ)
The fact that it isn't tells me that the popular Israelis story is false.
I used to be a neocon. Wanted to protect America against the crazy loons out there in the world. BUT---then you notice the neocons are all 'fight the world, invite the world' and you realize that 'inviting the world' is insane if you're truly wanting to protect America against crazy loons from overseas.
At that point, and for me (being a bit slow) it takes a while, but you realize the Neocons are not who they say they are. If W had truly wanted to protect America, he would have locked the border completely closed.
Instead we now have two Muslim senatorixes. Which is---oh yes---insane.
My vote remains: Stay out. Both sides are lying.
Posted by: Eric2 at November 01, 2023 05:36 PM (HMtpY)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 01, 2023 06:19 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 01, 2023 02:48 PM (iFTx/)
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True, but at some point it will become an extermination event for Islam. Because I'd say 40% of the US is good with Israel just wiping Gaza out - and its obvious its more than that because the left's Muslem political agitators are getting no traction with Biden admin. If anything, Biden admin has gotten more strident. I think the Saudis realize their kingdom hangs by a thread, because at some point the West is going to demand the destruction of the Holy Cities there. They are just trying to triangulate the Iranian-Biden nexus until it is gone. Next GOP admin will see a finalization of Israeli - Arab agreement, with Iranian backed segments wiped out.
Posted by: Black JEM at November 01, 2023 09:19 PM (UVyKP)
I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She
placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it
pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic
but I had to tell someone!
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