Spookies

Mutant: "I spent $12,000 on getting devil horns implanted in my face plus more piercings than the hero at the end of a Kurosawa film, and my mental health has never been better!"

A Kansas blogger who has battled eating disorders claims weightlifting and extreme body modifications have helped them cope with trauma and 'defeat' their eating disorder.
Jessy Kirkpatrick, 27, who is nonbinary and uses the pronouns they/them...

WHAT?! I never saw that coming!

... had a healthy relationship with food as a child.
However, in their late teens, they began suffering from anorexia, which they believe stems from severe trauma they experienced as a child.
Kirkpatrick turned to modifications to heal their mental health. The extreme body modifications include a stretched septum - the structure separating the right and left nostrils - multiple lip piercings, a stretched tongue, a stretched lip, stretched nostrils and silicone horn implants in the forehead that make them look like a devil.

I'm not going to post the picture, but if you want to give yourselves a Halloween Spook, click the link.

Spooky! Mysterious "sinkholes," which are totally not exposed underground Hamas terror-lairs, keep appearing whenever Israeli bombs rattle the earth.

Terror! London police removed pictures of people kidnapped by Hamas. Don't worry, though, the pro-terror police force has cleared them of wrongdoing, claiming they were acting in "good faith." The best faith, in fact-- the Religion of Peace!

1) How is Joe Biden unable to even give out Halloween candy properly?

2) Why do parents continue to bring their young children around the Big Guy? pic.twitter.com/4t9ENmhlyw
— Gain of Fauci (@DschlopesIsBack) October 31, 2023

Blinken's kids dressed like Zelensky and the Ukrainian flag for the White House Halloween bash

pic.twitter.com/ZR5X0B4tsH
— Libby Emmons (@libbyemmons) October 31, 2023

Joe Biden, baffled by technology. pic.twitter.com/eUfdClb3bg
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) October 30, 2023

Keep reaching for the stars, unburdened by what has been:

REPORTER: Why are you and Biden so unpopular?

KAMALA HARRIS: "The challenge that we have as an administration is we gotta let people know who brung it to 'em! ... It is not that the work we are doing is not very, very popular with a lot of people." pic.twitter.com/s31y7wh3P2
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 29, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:40 PM

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1 Fist

Posted by: amy schumer at October 31, 2023 06:41 PM (krqg6)

2 nood

Posted by: amy schumer at October 31, 2023 06:41 PM (krqg6)

3 sponge

Posted by: amy schumer at October 31, 2023 06:41 PM (krqg6)

4 Quite the arms...

Hot news @TheNewsTrending
Shoplifter knocked out by a bottle of Coke.

https://tinyurl.com/2xfwhxmu
18 seconds; no sound, security cam footage.
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Still, no one needs a 2-litre assault bottle.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 06:42 PM (krqg6)

5 Holy crap I love The Bee!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 31, 2023 06:42 PM (T/Lqj)

6 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#WATCH: As Semi-Truck Crashes Into Trailer Loaded with $100,000 Worth of Fireworks exploded causing a spectacular display
📌#Hope | #Canada
Canada officials say a pickup truck with a trailer had pulled over on the side of the highway when it was struck from behind by a semi-truck carrying a large load of fireworks worth an estimated $100,000. The collision ignited the fireworks after the crash. This incident occurred in Hope, British Columbia, on Thursday, October 26, around 10 p.m. Both drivers were able to exit their vehicles safely, but one of them was taken to the hospital to be treated for minor injuries.

https://tinyurl.com/bddmsndr
55 seconds; loud!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 06:43 PM (krqg6)

7 Kamala is so painfully, obviously, out of her league.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2023 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

8 Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur
"Hamas uses human shields" is the weakest, lamest most overused talking point in history. Ok, even if that were true, is the answer to kill the human shields? I would never kill a "human shield" in a hostage situation. What kind of a monster would?

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
Depends on the alternatives.
Sometimes we like to pretend there are better options.

Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi
🚨 Heartwarming footage of the first rescued IDF soldier being reunited with her family

It turns out Israeli special forces know how to do their jobs better than Cenk Uygur.

https://tinyurl.com/mc3r5en
16 seconds

MoronicHeadline @MoronicHeadline 5h Replying to @ScottAdamsSays
At least Cenk Uygur didn't say the Armenian Genocide is the weakest, lamest overused talking point in history. He's getting better, I guess.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 06:43 PM (krqg6)

9 Sheepish Borzoi?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023 06:44 PM (cv2yY)

10 Islamic terrorist work accident blooper reel material...

Eric Spracklen @EricSpracklen 3h
Terrorist: Bro take a sweet video of me shooting the machine gun indiscriminately towards the infidels

Also terrorist: *gets head sniped off*

https://tinyurl.com/368f46jt
16 seconds; VERY loud; watch for the hat.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 06:45 PM (krqg6)

11 Any parent that brings a ute around Joe Biden should be arrested for ute endangerment.

Jeez. What is wrong with these idiots.

Happy Halloween Everybody!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2023 06:45 PM (R/m4+)

12 Lamb/Doggeh is pathetically adorable.

*Not advisable for Dog Owners in Wyoming*: is probably printed on the Label for that getup.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 06:45 PM (bNGXB)

13 Funny enough to repeat:

Rob Reiner @robreiner Oct 30
War is not the answer.

Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne 22h Replying to @robreiner
Biden supporter is anti war HAHAHAHAHAH

we had a peaceful 4 years and your fat ass couldn’t stand it.
Oct 30, 2023

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 06:45 PM (krqg6)

14 The dog in sheep's clothing was the creepiest of them all...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2023 06:46 PM (BpYfr)

15 "Jessy Kirkpatrick, 27, who is nonbinary and uses the pronouns they/them..."

"Call me Legion, for we are many" says the man with many devil spirits.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2023 06:46 PM (Cus5s)

16 Kamala is so painfully, obviously, out of her league.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2023 06:43

And, yet she somehow sucked her way to Cali AG, Senator and then VP. There are 3rd graders with a better grasp of the English language than her. I just don't get it.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 31, 2023 06:46 PM (xwZ5v)

17 Happy Halloween
https://youtu.be/OSj3Nh-1ijI?si=xtnNhBpfvgMqDYmb

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 06:47 PM (fwDg9)

18 I wonder if anyone has dubbed Katy Perry's Fireworks over the dash cam recording of that semi crash

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2023 06:47 PM (xhaym)

19 I really hate the fact Rob Reiner is responsible for a couple of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 06:47 PM (z5vMw)

20 Was that candy or bundles of cash Joe was dropping in the Blinken kids' bags?

Posted by: huerfano at October 31, 2023 06:48 PM (Q4KYm)

21 LOL!

& thx for not posting that pic, Ace, I've seen that creep already and don't need to again.

(spit)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 31, 2023 06:49 PM (+vFC3)

22 >> Was that candy or bundles of cash Joe was dropping in the Blinken kids' bags?

Knowing the Biden Family?

Probably their Mom's IUD.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 06:49 PM (bNGXB)

23 Here's a sense of where today's college students are...

Our Student Union Board often hosts a movie night around Halloween. This year, they opted to show Disney's The Haunted Mansion.

When I was a freshman, our residence hall association showed Hellraiser and Prince of Darkness on the same night. Not recommended if you want a good night's sleep....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2023 06:49 PM (BpYfr)

24 Non binary. Someone too stupid to look in a mirror while naked.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 06:50 PM (Op8XR)

25 Wow, that was one hell of an accurate shot with the 2L Coke bottle!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 31, 2023 06:50 PM (XMwZJ)

26 Are those candy cigarettes he's handing out?

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at October 31, 2023 06:50 PM (xaNfJ)

27 Neither The Ho or Sundowner will run in 2024

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 06:50 PM (fwDg9)

28 ||The world’s biggest brewer is to return $1 billion to investors via its first-ever share buyback as it battles to restore its fortunes in the wake of the Bud Light furore.

Anheuser-Busch InBev’s revenues in the US slumped by 13.5 per cent in the third quarter after a conservative backlash over a social media promotional campaign with Dylan Mulvaney, a transgender influencer.

Bud Light was toppled from its No 1 spot in the US after the beer brand sent a personalised can to Mulvaney in April. The social media star made a post about the can, sparking a boycott that sent sales plummeting.||

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 06:50 PM (krqg6)

29 Our favorite ghoul:
Anthony Fauci-run lab in MONTANA experimented with coronavirus strain shipped in from Wuhan a year BEFORE Covid pandemic began
https://mol.im/a/12693441

Posted by: Ciampino - Fiends for life. at October 31, 2023 06:50 PM (qfLjt)

30 spot-on, illiniwek

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 31, 2023 06:51 PM (+vFC3)

31 Kamal is not using enough double negatives to not make her point, whatever it isn't.

Posted by: huerfano at October 31, 2023 06:51 PM (Q4KYm)

32 And, yet she somehow sucked her way to Cali AG, Senator and then VP. There are 3rd graders with a better grasp of the English language than her. I just don't get it.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 31, 2023 06:46 PM (xwZ5v)

I think she was supposed to be the catspaw for the West coast silicon valley/MIC sector, the way that Biden was the representative of the east coast banking/credit card powers.

Too bad she is a Nerf hammer and he is leaking bag of chowder.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2023 06:51 PM (xhaym)

33 I had a eating disorder but I was able to get rid of my compulsion to not eat through compulsively modifying my body in weird and psychotic ways!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 06:51 PM (z5vMw)

34 Still laughing at the "sheep" dog.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 31, 2023 06:51 PM (BdMk6)

35 Bud Light was toppled from its No 1 spot in the US after the beer brand sent a personalised can to Mulvaney in April. The social media star made a post about the can, sparking a boycott that sent sales plummeting.||
Posted by: andycanuck

FAFO.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 06:52 PM (uvJW5)

36 >>Anthony Fauci-run lab in MONTANA experimented with coronavirus strain shipped in from Wuhan a year BEFORE Covid pandemic began

Hamilton MT has one of those labs.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 06:52 PM (bNGXB)

37
Biden's got the shakes worse then an alcoholic in the first hour of rehab. But 81,000,000 ballots have that shaky finger hovering over the nuclear button.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2023 06:53 PM (enJYY)

38 It is important to never have relationships with your food. Just eat it.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2023 06:53 PM (xhaym)

39 I really hate the fact Rob Reiner is responsible for a couple of my favorite movies.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 06:47 PM (z5vMw)

I'm guessing "This is Spinal Tap," and "The Princess Bride."

Do not despair. That fooker was riding the coattails of actual talent.

"The Sure Thing" sucked. Like, really sucked. I am embarrassed I ever thought I liked that movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 31, 2023 06:54 PM (T/Lqj)

40 24 Non binary. Someone too stupid to look in a mirror while naked.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 06:50 PM (Op8XR)

ROFL

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2023 06:54 PM (5xURv)

41 The Spectator Index @spectatorindex 2h
BREAKING: Bolivia cuts diplomatic relations with Israel

Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval 2h [pro-Israeli Hindu]
Oh No!!!! What will Israel do without condors & llamas? The entire Tel Aviv based condor feather crocheting and llama spitting on tourists industry will collapse.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 06:54 PM (krqg6)

42 That poor 'sheepdog'.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fiends for life.I have a few vampire puns, but they suck. at October 31, 2023 06:55 PM (qfLjt)

43 I really hate the fact Rob Reiner is responsible for a couple of my favorite movies.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 06:47 PM (z5vMw)

If you really feel that way, pirate a lot of copies so people can enjoy it and he won't get a penny in royalties.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2023 06:55 PM (xhaym)

44 Are those candy cigarettes he's handing out?
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers

That's what the box looked like to me. But I'm sure it's not. Probably something shitty like raisins.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2023 06:55 PM (ftFVW)

45 Who's behind the useful idiots decrying Israel killing the people who killed their people?

Soros?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2023 06:55 PM (5xURv)

46 31 kids here already...even in the colder weather!

Posted by: Nova Local at October 31, 2023 06:56 PM (exHjb)

47 Looks like sheep costume wasn't the dog's first choice. Probably wanted to go as "Underdog".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 06:56 PM (RSbhh)

48 Happy Halloween Hordemates!

Posted by: Ima K Daver at October 31, 2023 06:57 PM (uSHSS)

49 Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval 2h
Zero videos of bodies in the “#Jabaliacampmassacre”. Significant evidence of props. But death toll of “400” announced within minutes. My farts have more substance than these Gazan “death tolls”.

Remember the shoeless crying girl in the pink top? She was allegedly pulled from the top of the building in this video. A blast that can shred concreted bricks from a wall, didn’t harm these K̵i̵d̵s̵ props.

Raja Muneeb @RajaMuneeb 2h Replying to @Iyervval
These bodies are actually recovered from one of the adjacent buildings. There is another video of the same. They dragged them through this for camera effects.

Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval 2h
This video was tweeted with this picture. You can see not one of these craters require a “body” to be dragged inside and then out again - there’s enough room to go around the sides. BTW blasts of this magnitude those “bodies” would’ve been shredded

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 06:57 PM (krqg6)

50 I'm playing my favorite game of Halloween.

It's called 'How much candy will I get stuck with this year?'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2023 06:57 PM (5xURv)

51 A Kansas blogger who has battled eating disorders claims weightlifting and extreme body modifications have helped them cope with trauma and 'defeat' their eating disorder.
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Eating disorder = chick

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 06:57 PM (YnEiF)

52 You will bow to XI !!!!!
You effen piss ants in Congress, what are you going to do about that dog fart XI? on our lawn..
Rocco we want that vapid eyed little cocksuckers plane met !!!!
The most vile little shit must never land on our shores,
Just Sayin...
Protest XI NOW....

Posted by: Clutch CArgo at October 31, 2023 06:57 PM (LcRVs)

53 Brung it to me!

Posted by: Tricky Dick at October 31, 2023 06:58 PM (63Dwl)

54 Happy Reformation Day! We've got a roundup of all the best memes to share with your Catholic friends
(Not The Bee)

https://tinyurl.com/4tnjr6yh

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at October 31, 2023 06:58 PM (EvGkz)

55 That's what the box looked like to me. But I'm sure it's not. Probably something shitty like raisins.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2023 06:55 PM (ftFVW)

Hey now...

Posted by: BIG RAISIN at October 31, 2023 06:59 PM (CCSxw)

56 Probably wanted to go as "Underdog".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 06:56 PM (RSbhh)
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Hmm, I believe you may be a tad over 29.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 06:59 PM (z5vMw)

57 But death toll of “400” announced within minutes.
_____________

400? 400? That's totally unacceptable. Israel should've offed at least 1000 of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 06:59 PM (YnEiF)

58 12 Lamb/Doggeh is pathetically adorable.

*Not advisable for Dog Owners in Wyoming*: is probably printed on the Label for that getup.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 06:45 PM (bNGXB)
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Is that a double entendre?

Posted by: Ciampino - Lots of sheep and lonely shepherds at October 31, 2023 06:59 PM (qfLjt)

59 Well, I guess if it was sexually assaulted as a child, extreme body modifications would tend to make people stay away from you.

Sad way to cope.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 31, 2023 07:00 PM (OX9vb)

60 Jeez...every time I read a Kamala quote, I can feel IQ points dripping out my ears.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 07:00 PM (uSHSS)

61 Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval 2h
They’re alive so they couldn’t be inside the building. But they don’t have footwear on, so clearly they weren’t walking outside. Start crying in the middle of nowhere egged on by fatso in front of a strategically placed camera. “fact checker” tweeted this

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 07:00 PM (krqg6)

62 Biden gave 80,million to the little Zelensky trick or treater and tried to fondle the flag.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 07:02 PM (GwxCX)

63 Every time Kamalama smiles an angel loses its wings.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2023 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

64 In the middle of all this noise, I am beginning to think this war is not going to last nearly as long as we jad feared. Ignore all the blah blah blah on the sidelines, and suddenly things are going very well for the Israelis, militarily.

Hamas has shot its wadd.
Iran is dithering - they've already waited too long to jump in, if they're going to.
Hezbollah has gotten cold feet.
Idiots like the Houthis and Bolivia are just clowns dancing on the sidelines.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 07:03 PM (OK0jK)

65 First 3 kids: 1 cat, a cheetah and a witch.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 07:03 PM (krqg6)

66 Every time Kamalama smiles an angel loses its wings.
Posted by: wth

You don't wanna know what happens when she cackles.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2023 07:03 PM (ftFVW)

67 Our Student Union Board often hosts a movie night around Halloween. This year, they opted to show Disney's The Haunted Mansion.

Which one? I know the first one was terrifyingly bad.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 31, 2023 07:03 PM (effZK)

68 >>However, in their late teens, they began suffering from anorexia, which they believe stems from severe trauma they experienced as a child.

You haven't experienced true trauma growing up until you've grown up in The Bronx in the 60/70/80's

Like Fort Apache The Bronx growing up.

These soft kids today.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 31, 2023 07:04 PM (XV/Pl)

69 Outside on the 30-degree weather, ready for ToTers. Tried to get the firepit going but the wood somehow got wet while in our garage.

Posted by: pookysgirl, armed with 300+ pieces of candy at October 31, 2023 07:04 PM (dtlDP)

70 Are those candy cigarettes he's handing out?
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers

I thought the same thing. But looking closer at the packaging you can see that it's an at home transitioning kit, it contains scissors, puberty blockers and a sticker that says, you're special.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 07:05 PM (GwxCX)

71 Hmm, I believe you may be a tad over 29.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 06:59 PM (z5vMw)

Nonsense. Underdog was a 2007 film too.

J/K.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 07:05 PM (RSbhh)

72
I'm playing my favorite game of Halloween.

It's called 'How much candy will I get stuck with this year?'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2023 06:57 PM

The wife and I spent many minutes determining 'safe' candy to dispense. It was only when we got home and I started calculating the actual amount of ounces of candy we were giving out that I had a shock - right out of '1984'. Each package contained 13 grams which is less then one half ounce. So giving 3 packages of 13 grams was less then 1.5 ounces.

Back when I was a kid that house dispensing such a ~~niggardly~~ cheap amount deserved some serious TP'ing for being so frugal. Or the other word.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2023 07:05 PM (enJYY)

73 >> In the middle of all this noise, I am beginning to think this war is not going to last nearly as long as we jad feared

I would hold off on the dick sucking for a bit.

Let's see if Israel can close the trap and retains the fortitude to do the job until it is complete.

As for the rest of the Wild Cards in that region...it is a literal nest of vipers. Someone (other than the Yemenis) is going to strike. It's only a matter of time.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 07:06 PM (bNGXB)

74 Non binary. Someone too stupid to look in a mirror while naked.
Posted by: Ben Had

So stolen.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 07:06 PM (uvJW5)

75 Hmm, I believe you may be a tad over 29.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 06:59 PM (z5vMw)

Nonsense. Underdog was a 2007 film too.

J/K.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 07:05 PM (RSbhh)
***

Underdog was a wimp.

Posted by: Mighty Mouse at October 31, 2023 07:06 PM (uSHSS)

76 I see a person who's had all that shit done to his/er face and I wonder if the practitioners even have a modicum of self-respect.

Or are they just money-grubbing whores, consequences be damned.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 31, 2023 07:06 PM (Qt4kF)

77 Probably wanted to go as "Underdog".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 06:56 PM (RSbhh)
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Hmm, I believe you may be a tad over 29.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 06:59 PM

"There's no need to fear....."

*admits to being over 29*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 07:06 PM (aQy7p)

78 19 kids so far at 7pm. 8pm curfew in town, so we'll see. I already stashed away the Reeses Peanut Butter cups for me. Heh.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 31, 2023 07:06 PM (h4nev)

79 First 3 kids: 1 cat, a cheetah and a witch.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 07:03 PM

Hillary is a cheater and a bitch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 07:06 PM (GwxCX)

80 About to kick the little hobbits out the door to beg for candy. Hope they bring me something good or at least different than what I got to hand out.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2023 07:07 PM (ftFVW)

81 3° above freezing here.

I heard/saw 6 or so other kids on the other side of the street but they haven't come here yet.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 07:07 PM (krqg6)

82 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2023 06:49 PM (BpYfr)

Phantasm. Scared me straight.

Posted by: H mitchell at October 31, 2023 07:07 PM (EuCrk)

83 Hmm, I believe you may be a tad over 29.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 06:59 PM

"There's no need to fear....."

*admits to being over 29*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Not bird, nor tree, nor even frog.
Just little ole me, Underdog.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2023 07:09 PM (VwNzI)

84 Okay, up to 41, and a lot of all ages, including tweens and teens, which I personally love for them to do. Teens putting on the costumes and being good trick or treaters is what I want them doing on Halloween.

PS - Full size bars are very popular. And the 15 cent bars my Safeway couldn't give away (Airhead Extremes) were the most popular and are gone - while I've still got Hershey and Mars products in full size...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 31, 2023 07:09 PM (exHjb)

85 Non binary. Someone too stupid to look in a mirror while naked.
Posted by: Ben Had
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lol

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at October 31, 2023 07:09 PM (EvGkz)

86 80 About to kick the little hobbits out the door to beg for candy. Hope they bring me something good or at least different than what I got to hand out.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2023 07:07 PM (ftFVW)

*snips joke about SheHobbit with a huge pimp hat*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 31, 2023 07:09 PM (di6C2)

87 The last two kids at my house will have Airheads until Christmas.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 31, 2023 07:10 PM (OX9vb)

88 About to kick the little hobbits out the door to beg for candy. Hope they bring me something good or at least different than what I got to hand out.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2023 07:07 PM

Do they ever come back with mushrooms?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 07:10 PM (aQy7p)

89 Phantasm. Scared me straight.
Posted by: H mitchell at October 31, 2023 07:07 PM (EuCrk)

Phantasm was great. So was HellRaiser.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2023 07:10 PM (5xURv)

90 I'm rural so we don't get really any ToTer's When the kids were little my neighbor pulled a hay wagon and we'd all hop on board and go place to place, adult beverages on board for the adults. We might get one or two wagon loads so I am prepared just in case. I am however, making sure that these Kit-Kats are safe to eat! It's for the children! I do miss when my kids were little

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 07:10 PM (GwxCX)

91 Not bird, nor tree, nor even frog.
Just little ole me, Underdog.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2023 07:09 PM

Speed of lightning, power of thunder!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 07:10 PM (aQy7p)

92 admits to being over 29*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 07:06 PM (aQy7p)
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I would never presume your age. Mainly because I've seen your mom shoot.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 07:11 PM (z5vMw)

93 Back when I was a kid that house dispensing such a ~~niggardly~~ cheap amount deserved some serious TP'ing for being so frugal. Or the other word.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2023 07:05 PM (enJYY)

Fun sizes are getting smaller and smaller, and seem to be less fun all the time.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2023 07:11 PM (xhaym)

94 Checking out the Joe Rogan - Elon Musk podcast. Very interesting.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 31, 2023 07:11 PM (AbL8c)

95 My neighbor down the street goes all out. His entire house, garage and driveway are decorated. Ghosts, goblins, ghouls, witches and skeletons. Hilarious.
AND...for adults there are gifts of beer and soda.
I like my neighborhood.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 07:12 PM (uSHSS)

96 41 The Spectator Index @spectatorindex 2h
BREAKING: Bolivia cuts diplomatic relations with Israel

Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval 2h [pro-Israeli Hindu]
Oh No!!!! What will Israel do without condors & llamas? The entire Tel Aviv based condor feather crocheting and llama spitting on tourists industry will collapse.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 06:54 PM (krqg6)
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Llamas? You're looking at me, aren't you ....

Posted by: Carl Wheezer - Llama Champion Extraordinaire at October 31, 2023 07:12 PM (qfLjt)

97 I can't eat any more sugar. My doc got me a calcium CT scan and I've apparently got rusty pipes.

So welcome to the Mediterranean diet club with zero sugar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2023 07:12 PM (5xURv)

98 Living in a very rural AO kinda makes this a kid-free zone.

Been this way for almost five years now.

Blessing in itself, since I don't need the temptation of hoovering a bag of candy in one sitting.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at October 31, 2023 07:12 PM (EvGkz)

99 Phantasm. Scared me straight.
Posted by: H mitchell at October 31, 2023 07:07 PM

Imma have to rewatch that. I just couldn't get into it as a kid.

The Changeling, though...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 07:13 PM (aQy7p)

100 Eric Spracklen @EricSpracklen 3h
Terrorist: Bro take a sweet video of me shooting the machine gun indiscriminately towards the infidels

Also terrorist: *gets head sniped off*

https://tinyurl.com/368f46jt

Thanks. That brightened my day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 31, 2023 07:13 PM (guGkK)

101 RMBS, please convey hugs to your Mom from me

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 07:13 PM (Op8XR)

102 AI script or dipshit journo intern? YOU MAKE THE CALL!
* duh-duh-duuuuuhhhh~ *

@ABC7
#BREAKING One man injured as armed robbers hit Wells Fargo in Northridge, get away with about $30,000 in property

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 31, 2023 07:13 PM (IG4Id)

103 Okay. Now they got in. About 14 total with parents in the street; a couple was walking their dogs [dogs had on flashing collars] and I gave a dog treat to one but was told the other couldn't eat. I hope doggeh isn't too ill.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 07:13 PM (krqg6)

104 She Hobbit has little hobbitses? Definitely older than I would have guessed.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 07:14 PM (z5vMw)

105 98 Living in a very rural AO kinda makes this a kid-free zone.

Been this way for almost five years now.

Blessing in itself, since I don't need the temptation of hoovering a bag of candy in one sitting.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at October 31, 2023 07:12 PM (EvGkz)

If you ever need to dump candy post-Halloween, you can find a military care package site usually right after collecting for Vet's Day boxes.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 31, 2023 07:14 PM (exHjb)

106 About to kick the little hobbits out the door to beg for candy. Hope they bring me something good or at least different than what I got to hand out.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2023 07:07 PM (ftFVW)

I always liked that episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" where the Raymond's dad had to hand out the candy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2023 07:14 PM (R/m4+)

107 I would never presume your age. Mainly because I've seen your mom shoot.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 07:11

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 07:14 PM (aQy7p)

108 Some pets hate costumes.
Don't people care about pets mental health.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 31, 2023 07:15 PM (Qh6MC)

109 She Hobbit has little hobbitses? Definitely older than I would have guessed.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 07:14 PM

I know, right?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 07:16 PM (aQy7p)

110 30 degrees, gusty winds and heavy wet snow.
I don't think we're gonna have a lot of trick or treaters.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 31, 2023 07:16 PM (FCbAQ)

111 If you ever need to dump candy post-Halloween, you can find a military care package site usually right after collecting for Vet's Day boxes.
Posted by: Nova Local
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Thanks, but since I don't buy candy, no need to do that.

Skip all that hassle.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at October 31, 2023 07:16 PM (EvGkz)

112 "Returning $1 billion to investors" looks an awful lot like tanking a stock price on purpose to enable taking the firm private at a discount. Lights ought to be burning late tonight at the SEC.

People go to jail for that chit right there.
Suppose anyone will notice?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 31, 2023 07:17 PM (4PZHB)

113 88 Do they ever come back with mushrooms?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 07:10 PM (aQy7p

One of my trick-or-treaters looked in the bowl and asked if I had morphine. I told him I only hand out cheap stuff.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 31, 2023 07:17 PM (OX9vb)

114 Borzoi : " I hate people."

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 07:17 PM (V13WU)

115 I had to look. Of course the body modification person is a young woman.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 31, 2023 07:17 PM (wGeit)

116 RMBS, please convey hugs to your Mom from me

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 07:13 PM

Will do!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 07:17 PM (aQy7p)

117 I always liked that episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" where the Raymond's dad had to hand out the candy.
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With Peter Boyle's Frank Barone dressed as Frankenstein's monster as in Young Frankenstein!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 07:17 PM (krqg6)

118
Fourteen trick or treaters, down from twenty last year. Another miracle of Bidenomics. We had 39 grams of candy too, up from 78 last year.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2023 07:18 PM (enJYY)

119 Do they ever come back with mushrooms?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

If they do, it's gonna be a crazy night.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2023 07:18 PM (ftFVW)

120 The music at tonight's White House event would scare the bejeezus out of any normal kid. Fortunately there aren't any normal kids in attendance. Only the pampered offspring of a lot of Our Betters.

Posted by: Gref at October 31, 2023 07:18 PM (5fDan)

121 *Note to self: Bring large bag of candy to next TX MoMe in the hopes SMH is there and will pull up a chair and visit.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 07:18 PM (z5vMw)

122 RMBS, please convey hugs to your Mom from me

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 07:13 PM

She sends hugs back.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 07:18 PM (aQy7p)

123 Something evil lurks on the home page. EVIL!

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2023 07:18 PM (vFG9F)

124 Greg Price
@greg_price11

There will never again be a Halloween moment quite like this one.

https://tinyurl.com/mrysnbw5

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2023 07:19 PM (NpAcC)

125 Heh, Blake.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at October 31, 2023 07:19 PM (EvGkz)

126 I might get stoned tonight. If so, the last thing I'd want around is candy. So I will stock up on power oatmeal (plain oatmeal made with herbal tea (rather than just water) and various protein powders), my favorite blue corn chips (these really are fantastic), and frozen blueberries. (And matched sets of parentheses (because it's important (really important) to match parentheses).)

Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 07:19 PM (KAi1n)

127 might get stoned tonight.

==

TMI

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 07:20 PM (V13WU)

128 She Hobbit has little hobbitses? Definitely older than I would have guessed.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large

Hahaha, you guys are funny. Now I'm really wondering at your seeming look of surprise upon meeting at the ranch. Unless that was another Blake...

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2023 07:21 PM (ftFVW)

129 126 I might get stoned tonight. If so, the last thing I'd want around is candy. So I will stock up on power oatmeal (plain oatmeal made with herbal tea (rather than just water) and various protein powders), my favorite blue corn chips (these really are fantastic), and frozen blueberries. (And matched sets of parentheses (because it's important (really important) to match parentheses).)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 07:19 PM (KAi1n)

So you get high and eat what amounts to sawdust?

That epic cottonmouth might be the end of you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2023 07:21 PM (5xURv)

130
(And matched sets of parentheses (because it's important (really important) to match parentheses).)

Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 07:19 PM

Error 303 on line 855.

Posted by: Your Compiler at October 31, 2023 07:21 PM (enJYY)

131 I've got Butterfingers for anyone who makes it up the haunted driveway.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2023 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

132 Unless that was another Blake...
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2023 07:21 PM (ftFVW)
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Nope, one in the same.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 07:23 PM (z5vMw)

133 131 I've got Butterfingers for anyone who makes it up the haunted driveway.
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2023 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

Are we talking land mines, bouncing Bettie's or punji sticks?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2023 07:23 PM (5xURv)

134 Would you rather knock on a vegan's door or a scoldy Karen's.at Halloween?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 07:23 PM (Op8XR)

135 I can't eat any more sugar. My doc got me a calcium CT scan and I've apparently got rusty pipes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Sugar is ultimately a pernicious drug.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 07:24 PM (KAi1n)

136 Is Biden's hand shaking involuntarily in that video, or is he shaking the box?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 31, 2023 07:24 PM (Dm8we)

137 Would you rather knock on a vegan's door or a scoldy Karen's.at Halloween?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 07:23 PM (Op8XR)
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Trick question. They're the same person.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 07:25 PM (z5vMw)

138
Fun fact: if there's enough blood in your poop, Dracula will eat it.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023 07:25 PM (TkfjZ)

139 134 Would you rather knock on a vegan's door or a scoldy Karen's.at Halloween?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 07:23 PM (Op8XR)

This a trick question, right? Because they're the same thing?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 31, 2023 07:25 PM (OX9vb)

140 16 Kamala is so painfully, obviously, out of her league.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2023 06:43

And, yet she somehow sucked her way to Cali AG, Senator and then VP. There are 3rd graders with a better grasp of the English language than her. I just don't get it.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 31, 2023 06:46 PM (xwZ5v)
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She sucks better than a 3rd grader AND sucks the right cocks.

Posted by: Ciampino - oxygen at one end; methane at the other, cigarette at October 31, 2023 07:25 PM (qfLjt)

141 Haven't had a Trick or Treeter in over 20 years...

Gave up having candy on hand for them. If one shows up, they are getting their pick of apples.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 07:25 PM (bNGXB)

142 Horde mind, Blake.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 31, 2023 07:25 PM (OX9vb)

143 130, lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 31, 2023 07:25 PM (+vFC3)

144 National Weather Service, Webb Telescope, half a million galaxies, science fiction...Kamala, nothing Joe says or does nowadays is medically-valid proof Joe is alive.

Posted by: Gref at October 31, 2023 07:26 PM (5fDan)

145 So you get high and eat what amounts to sawdust?
That epic cottonmouth might be the end of you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Nah. For some reason neither edibles nor convection vaping causes me cottonmouth. OTOH, I always hydrate when I do get stoned anyway. Make a big pitcher of herbal tea, especially rooibos, and let it cool down. Tasty!

Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 07:26 PM (KAi1n)

146 Phantasm. Scared me straight.
Posted by: H mitchell at October 31, 2023 07:07 PM

You mean the Heather Locklear poster didn't?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 07:27 PM (GwxCX)

147 34 degrees and a grass frosting of snow here in NW IN has vanished the normal few trikortreeters

Posted by: Dave at October 31, 2023 07:27 PM (FhXTo)

148 Fun fact: if there's enough blood in your poop, Dracula will eat it.
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Transylvanian Brownies!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 07:27 PM (krqg6)

149 55 degrees, clear and sun setting. Nobody yet at the door.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2023 07:28 PM (4I/2K)

150 Horde mind, Blake.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 31, 2023 07:25 PM (OX9vb)
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One the least terrifying Horde mind in quite a while.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 07:28 PM (z5vMw)

151 Would you rather knock on a vegan's door or a scoldy Karen's.at Halloween?
Posted by: Ben Had

No knocking, just rotten eggs and TP for them.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2023 07:28 PM (ftFVW)

152 Finally broke for good my cheap pair of reading glasses

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 07:28 PM (fwDg9)

153 I've got Butterfingers for anyone who makes it up the haunted driveway.

Leonardo DiCaprio's young girl friend?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023 07:28 PM (TkfjZ)

154 5 more, all teens - I got we wish you a Merry Christmas as a serenade on door opening from 2 of the kids, who the other 3 then told me were Jewish...

This is the mischief teens should do. I love Halloween.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 31, 2023 07:28 PM (exHjb)

155 There's been a lot of out of control spending lately. I could have addressed this through abusive monetary policy debasing the currency.

Instead, this fiscally responsible dad just massively increased the Halloween candy tax to directly offset it. Yummy I say.

My sound governance may not be appreciated though in these dire times.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2023 07:29 PM (Y6IkP)

156 134 Would you rather knock on a vegan's door or a scoldy Karen's.at Halloween?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 07:23 PM (Op8XR)

Vegan - you could still eat Starbursts and Sour Patch Kids...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 31, 2023 07:29 PM (exHjb)

157 always hydrate when I do get stoned anyway. Make a big pitcher of herbal tea, especially rooibos, and let it cool down. Tasty!
Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 07:26 PM (KAi1n)
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Kids. In my day, we hydrated with tequila when we got stoned. And we liked it!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 07:29 PM (z5vMw)

158 Haven't gotten many trick or treaters since moving here. This year I bought about half the candy that I had been previously.

Still cost the same, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 31, 2023 07:30 PM (Bd6X8)

159 "Are we talking land mines, bouncing Bettie's or punji sticks?
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

No, ghosts and swamp monsters. Some say that the last kid who tried lost all his candy to Bigfoot.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2023 07:30 PM (vFG9F)

160 We've had a ton of trick-or-treaters and I love it.

Posted by: boo-bell at October 31, 2023 07:31 PM (pTb/Z)

161 getting their pick of apples.

Candy apples best at hiding where the razor blades went in.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023 07:31 PM (TkfjZ)

162 37
Biden's got the shakes worse then an alcoholic in the first hour of rehab. But 81,000,000 ballots have that shaky finger hovering over the nuclear button.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2023 06:53 PM (enJYY)
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G-spot hunter?

Posted by: Ciampino - ghosts love I Scream for dessert at October 31, 2023 07:32 PM (qfLjt)

163 We've had a ton of trick-or-treaters and I love it.

Sorry to hear the neighborhood kids are overweight.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 31, 2023 07:32 PM (Bd6X8)

164 Finally broke for good my cheap pair of reading glasses
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 07:28 PM (fwDg9)
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I hope that like any other normal person you have 87 cheap backup pairs.

Posted by: boo-bell at October 31, 2023 07:32 PM (pTb/Z)

165 We've had a ton of trick-or-treaters and I love it.
Posted by: boo-bell at October 31, 2023 07:31 PM (pTb/Z)
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That's what you're telling your husband in order to explain the empty candy dish, aren't you?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 07:32 PM (z5vMw)

166 She Hobbit, don't laugh when your kids get a tofu surprise!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 07:32 PM (Op8XR)

167 Would you rather knock on a vegan's door or a scoldy Karen's.at Halloween?

Who's got the titties?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023 07:33 PM (TkfjZ)

168 Neither The Ho or Sundowner will run in 2024

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 06:50 PM (fwDg9)

Gavin* plans on running for both jobs at the same time, using smoke and mirrors and an assortment of well used dildoes.

picks petals off of a daisy -- I love me, I love me more.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2023 07:33 PM (zHuJr)

169 Terror! London police removed pictures of people kidnapped by Hamas. Don't worry, though, the pro-terror police force has cleared them of wrongdoing, claiming they were acting in "good faith." The best faith, in fact-- the Religion of Peace!

Bollocks to the police! Bloody wankers!

Posted by: Rotten gits! at October 31, 2023 07:33 PM (II3Gr)

170 That's what you're telling your husband in order to explain the empty candy dish, aren't you?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 07:32 PM (z5vMw)
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Shhhhhhh - he'll hear you!

Posted by: boo-bell at October 31, 2023 07:33 PM (pTb/Z)

171 "Fun fact: if there's enough blood in your poop, Dracula will eat it.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff "

Just stay away from the litterbox. That's mine!

Posted by: The Werewolf at October 31, 2023 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

172 (And matched sets of parentheses (because it's important (really important) to match parentheses).)

Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 07:19 PM

{Exactly) [you don't want to look like}(you shopped at Goodwill}

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 07:34 PM (uvJW5)

173 I've had less than a dozen trick or treaters!

I'm going to have a lot of candy leftover.

Posted by: Iris at October 31, 2023 07:34 PM (n3DL0)

174 In my day, we hydrated with tequila when we got stoned. And we liked it!
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large

I haven't had tequila since 1986, intentionally.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 07:34 PM (KAi1n)

175 She Hobbit, don't laugh when your kids get a tofu surprise!
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 07:32 PM

That's something I really don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary, isn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 07:34 PM (aQy7p)

176 Nope, my only pair. Will go look for another tomorrow

Watching Nosferatu 1922

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

177 Posted by: The Werewolf at October 31, 2023 07:33 PM

Werewolf?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 07:35 PM (aQy7p)

178 Also I'm walking out in the darkness to grab candy out of the bucket, barefoot, low fifties, avoiding acorns and other tree detritus, deftly mind you with grace and agility, and my daughter asks if I'm drunk.

She's never seen me drunk, for one thing, and for the other sadly I'm not.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2023 07:35 PM (Y6IkP)

179 At least one kid -- East Indian I think -- knew "Trick or treat; smell my feet; give me something good to eat!"

At least some kids are getting an education in Toronto!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 07:36 PM (krqg6)

180 {Exactly) [you don't want to look like}(you shopped at Goodwill}
Posted by: rickb223

(You mean stole from Goodwill.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 07:36 PM (KAi1n)

181 Would you rather knock on a vegan's door or a scoldy Karen's.at Halloween?

I need to dip Brussel Sprouts in melted chocolate, and then wrap them in gold foil so they look like Ferro Roche.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 07:36 PM (uvJW5)

182 I'm going to have a lot of candy leftover.
Posted by: Iris at October 31, 2023 07:34 PM (n3DL0)
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We've had years like that. But our neighborhood has been turning over in recent years, and now its full of young kids again. So nice. We've been here 25 years and all of our kids weren't even born yet. There were a lot of young families then and many of us are still here, but some have moved on. I ain't going.

Posted by: boo-bell at October 31, 2023 07:37 PM (pTb/Z)

183 At least one kid -- East Indian I think -- knew "Trick or treat; smell my feet; give me something good to eat!"

At least some kids are getting an education in Toronto!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 07:36 PM

From the last thread. It smelled like Ghandi's dirty thong.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 07:37 PM (GwxCX)

184 I haven't had a trick or treaters in 20 years. Wanted to get some chocolate because haven't had any in a long time but didn't

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

185 Watching Nosferatu 1922
Posted by: Skip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwskAqJAxgo

One of the many reasons B.O.C. is my favorite band

Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 07:38 PM (KAi1n)

186 The Canadian contestant on Jeopardy kind of looks like Cigarette Smoking Man.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 31, 2023 07:38 PM (4KAXk)

187 About 16 in, more or less, one group with some parents on the sidewalk.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 07:38 PM (krqg6)

188 There wolf!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 07:39 PM (krqg6)

189 An old prank: The Door
https://is.gd/Kb3fga

Posted by: Ciampino - The Doors at October 31, 2023 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

190 Nope, my only pair. Will go look for another tomorrow

Like the Twighlight Zone episode with Burgess Meredith.

My wife is a thief of the first order of cheater glasses. We own like 40 pair, but I'll be dammed if I can find one when needed. I go look in her nightstand. Voila! It looks like someone robbed Lenscrafters in there.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 07:40 PM (GwxCX)

191 It's Gruesome or if they fear they can't win Mooch

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 07:40 PM (fwDg9)

192 >>> I've had less than a dozen trick or treaters!

I'm going to have a lot of candy leftover.
Posted by: Iris at October 31, 2023 07:34 PM (n3DL0)

We haven't had very many. But my wife bought just the right amount of mid-tier candy.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2023 07:40 PM (Y6IkP)

193 nooooood

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 07:41 PM (krqg6)

194 She Hobbit, don't laugh when your kids get a tofu surprise!
Posted by: Ben Had

BARF!

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2023 07:41 PM (ftFVW)

195 rickb223 wins the internet. Shut 'er down

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 07:41 PM (Op8XR)

196 Not one gremlin tonight (maybe the snow deterred them). Whatever will I do with all these Reese's peanut butter cups?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 31, 2023 07:41 PM (4KAXk)

197 It's quiet out there.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2023 07:41 PM (4I/2K)

198 Werewolf?!

There wolf. There castle.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 31, 2023 07:43 PM (effZK)

199 Not a single kid, so far. It's dark windy and 44 deg.

Soon, the porch light goes off. The number of kids has dwindled over the last 20 years. Started at about 30 each Halloween, and now is down to...zero, so far. Disappointing, as I enjoy seeing them in their costume, and enjoying themselves.

Also, it leaves a LOT of chocolate candy to be consumed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2023 07:44 PM (XeU6L)

200 I really hate the fact Rob Reiner is responsible for a couple of my favorite movies.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 06:47 PM (z5vMw)

He never got over the fact he wasn't the hero of All in the Family.

Posted by: Vrag Naroda at October 31, 2023 07:44 PM (JuMV1)

201 Soon, the porch light goes off. The number of kids has dwindled over the last 20 years. Started at about 30 each Halloween, and now is down to...zero, so far. Disappointing, as I enjoy seeing them in their costume, and enjoying themselves.

Also, it leaves a LOT of chocolate candy to be consumed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

That was the most disappointing thing about living in the same house for 31 years. I saw the neighborhood "age". I watched kids grow up and few come behind to take their place. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 07:48 PM (uvJW5)

202 He never got over the fact he wasn't the hero of All in the Family.
Posted by: Vrag Naroda
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'Meathead' was prescient.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2023 07:48 PM (XeU6L)

203 76 I see a person who's had all that shit done to his/er face and I wonder if the practitioners even have a modicum of self-respect.

Or are they just money-grubbing whores, consequences be damned.

I 'll go with money-grubbing whores for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 31, 2023 07:49 PM (JrYM1)

204 That was the most disappointing thing about living in the same house for 31 years. I saw the neighborhood "age". I watched kids grow up and few come behind to take their place. 😢
Posted by: rickb223
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Same here, and some neighbors ageing out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2023 07:50 PM (XeU6L)

205 Would you rather knock on a vegan's door or a scoldy Karen's.at Halloween?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 07:23 PM (Op8XR)

Scoldy Karen. She may be deep into her cups and want some of the one eyed trouser trout.

Fortune Favours The Bold.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2023 07:54 PM (R/m4+)

206 We only got one group of trick or treaters.
Sad

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 31, 2023 08:00 PM (vHIgi)

207 13 Funny enough to repeat:

Rob Reiner @robreiner Oct 30
War is not the answer.

Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne 22h Replying to @robreiner
Biden supporter is anti war HAHAHAHAHAH

we had a peaceful 4 years and your fat ass couldn’t stand it.
Oct 30, 2023
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 06:45 PM (krqg6)

Roseanne Barr is B.A.S.E.D.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2023 08:49 PM (bf9J0)

208 "Bud Light was toppled from its No 1 spot in the US after the beer brand sent a personalised can to Mulvaney in April. The social media star made a post about the can, sparking a boycott that sent sales plummeting."

The media star made a post about the can. Passive voice here - Bud Light's ad agency made the spot, which was approved by the VP of Marketing.

Say, I wonder whether she's still there...

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2023 08:53 PM (bf9J0)

209 Just getting dark here, but I don't expect any TorT'ers. We live a mile down a dead end dirt road, with a total of 19 houses on it.
Haven't had any in the previous two years we've lived here.

But... bought a big bag of candy, just in case😉

Posted by: buddhaha at October 31, 2023 08:58 PM (hutP2)

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