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Fauci, Who Has All the Boosters Plus the Secret Regime Medicine They Don't Tell You About, Has Covid Again

Charlotte Klein
@charlottetklein

"In what I am sorry to say is an ironic development, Dr. Fauci has just told us he tested positive for COVID this morning," NYT Washington bureau chief Elisabeth Bumiller emailed staff this morning. Fauci had an on-the-record lunch with the Washington bureau yesterday.

Prayers.

I'm not saying what I'm praying for.

Just, prayers.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:05 PM




Comments

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1 Thoughts and prayers.

Bad thoughts.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 31, 2023 02:04 PM (0rsFX)

2 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

3 AGAIN?!

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl at October 31, 2023 02:05 PM (0FtZB)

4 So, he tested positive?

Does he have symptoms?

Who's still getting tested these days?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

5 Top. Men.

Posted by: .87c at October 31, 2023 02:05 PM (MJMIU)

6 Prayers.

I'm not saying what I'm praying for.

Just, prayers.

=========

*nods sagaciously*

Busty lesbian pron.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

7 How do you spell that funny German word that apparently has no equivalent in English other than "Hee, hee, hee"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (J2vNu)

8 But it's a mild case... barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (PwP1X)

9 Wish the Evil Bastard would go meet his maker

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (fwDg9)

10 I don't believe anything Fauci says, and I certainly don't believe he got either the vax or boosters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (RSbhh)

11 I hope they stuffed the test swab so far up his nose it tested positive for fecal matter.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (z5vMw)

12 He got it from a Secret Service agent.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (TzW+Y)

13 Well...that's a shame.

Anyway....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (aQy7p)

14 I'm praying as well! Get well soon f'ed.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (PGtkS)

15 Whatever death awaits the evil gnome, I hope it is long and painful.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 31, 2023 02:07 PM (17s+e)

16 7 How do you spell that funny German word that apparently has no equivalent in English other than "Hee, hee, hee"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (J2vNu)

=========

Chadsklwernagsyiuoemanshidagmlsenign.

Or Schaedenboner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

17 the Secret Regime Medicine

Lemme guess, ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 31, 2023 02:07 PM (IG4Id)

18 I didn't get Covid and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2023 02:07 PM (oWIeQ)

19 sponge
====
Oh, shit!

Posted by: hamas caught in a tunnel at October 31, 2023 02:07 PM (krqg6)

20 My brother in law who has all shots even the latest booster has now had Covid 4 times.

Posted by: nckate at October 31, 2023 02:07 PM (SnxUt)

21 The bell tolls for everyone, so fuck him.

Posted by: huerfano at October 31, 2023 02:07 PM (Q4KYm)

22 Fauci is NOT sponge worthy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 31, 2023 02:08 PM (17s+e)

23 Too bad COVID is just a bad cold at this point. Lots of other diseases I'd like Fauci to experience first hand.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 31, 2023 02:08 PM (1KCcl)

24 Our thoughts and prayers go out to the Fauci family and we hope that he is found soon, safe and well.

Posted by: Yes. Our very best wishes. at October 31, 2023 02:08 PM (tiT0Z)

25 Maybe it ain't covids. Maybe it's the slims. You know, chef's disease. Probably caught it off a paddle.

Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2023 02:09 PM (NxC5+)

26 Did he also test positive for Global Warming?

That would be even more ironic.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2023 02:09 PM (oWIeQ)

27 Dr. Fauci has just told us he tested positive for COVID this morning

To be fair, the only way to get covid is from a test result.

Still, he deserves the Nobel Prize for eradicating the flu.

Posted by: t-bird at October 31, 2023 02:10 PM (CaJIi)

28 Die, motherfucker,
Die

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2023 02:10 PM (X0iLW)

29 I hope he gets lung cancer which is not Covid.

So off topic.

Sorry.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2023 02:10 PM (oWIeQ)

30 Hmmmm.

So many comments, mostly unblogpalatable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at October 31, 2023 02:10 PM (pYac8)

31 LOL, Fauci's monster has mutated and turned on him.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 31, 2023 02:10 PM (3cGpq)

32 HD should be charged with crimes against humanity

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (fwDg9)

33 I hope they stuffed the test swab so far up his nose it tested positive for fecal matter.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023


***
Far enough, anyway, that some of his grade school memories are gone.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (J2vNu)

34 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 23m
UPDATES: Former British prime minister Boris Johnson’s ex-senior advisers on Tuesday criticised his handling of the Covid pandemic, as an inquiry heard he believed claims that the virus was “nature’s way of dealing with old people”.
https://tinyurl.com/53669enr AFP

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 6h
JUST IN - Pfizer reports a net loss of $2.38 billion in Q3, revenue down 42% compared to last year — CNBC

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
NEW: Pfizer reported a loss following a sharp fall in the sales of its Covid-19 vaccine and therapeutic from pandemic peaks

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (krqg6)

35 The more "boosters" you get the more covid you get

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (bs+z0)

36 The latest Israeli "atrocity" (according to Hamas) is that Israel bombed the Jabaliya refugee camp.

After the bombing, the strangest thing happened:

Gaza Report - jè Lal @gaza report • 2h
#BREAKING: Jabaliya residents are claiming that several minutes after an Israeli airstrike the ground around them began to collapse, leading to massive casualties, many of whom fell into sinkholes along with structural frames of the apartment buildings.


What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?

It's very odd.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (2tUFv)

37 Prayers.
I'm not saying what I'm praying for.
Just, prayers.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:05 PM

*snort*
This is why we love you, Ace.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (6xRrr)

38 don't believe anything Fauci says, and I certainly don't believe he got either the vax or boosters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (RSbhh)



Well, not the ones that everyone else got anyway.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (Gldh7)

39 My blood is still free of any fake vaccines.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (pohLc)

40 I'm praying for multiple comorbidities for Tony. His Covids must be so lonely.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (AD14M)

41 Too bad COVID is just a bad cold at this point. Lots of other diseases I'd like Fauci to experience first hand.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 31, 2023


***
Dengue fever and bubonic plague come to mind

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 02:12 PM (J2vNu)

42 LOL

What a maroon.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 31, 2023 02:12 PM (ufFY8)

43 >>Fauci, Who Has All the Boosters Plus the Secret Regime Medicine They Don't Tell You About, Has Covid Again

You, know what, I don't think these jerkwads have COVID, the merely use that as cover to go dark for a couple of weeks or f**k off with out getting hasseld.

I've been working consistently on construction sites in the Tri-State area since FauchiVID was loosed upon the world in 2019.

I had a nasty bug at the end of 2019 into 2020 and it was more than likely the initial virus, since then I have gotten sick but never tested for that.

Only time I have been tested was when I was forced to in order to get medical procedures.

Fun Fact:

At one time, you couldn't get a colonoscopy without being tested for COVID, nor an endoscopy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 31, 2023 02:12 PM (XV/Pl)

44 34 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 6h
JUST IN - Pfizer reports a net loss of $2.38 billion in Q3, revenue down 42% compared to last year — CNBC

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
NEW: Pfizer reported a loss following a sharp fall in the sales of its Covid-19 vaccine and therapeutic from pandemic peaks
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (krqg6)

========

Is it too much to hope that they overleveraged wildly, expecting the good times to roll on forever, and there will be hundreds of billions of dollars of new debt that Pfizer can't service?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

45 Monkeypox.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:12 PM (krqg6)

46 Prayers.
I'm not saying what I'm praying for.
Just, prayers.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:05 PM

*snort*
This is why we love you, Ace.
Posted by: hobbitopoly


That's Chuy cruel.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 02:12 PM (uvJW5)

47 Fauci, DC's highest paid genocidal criminal, gets another free week of vacation every time he gets Covid.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2023 02:13 PM (Cus5s)

48 Why did he test for Covid? Who still tests for Covid?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 02:13 PM (R38qh)

49 The only reason Fauci keeps getting Covid is that

1. He has a weak immune system.
2. He has been given saline solution instead of the actual vaccine.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at October 31, 2023 02:13 PM (vgwv+)

50 "Ironic"? When a whore gets syphilis, it's not "ironic."

Posted by: Wally at October 31, 2023 02:13 PM (hqVaF)

51 >>What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?


Tremors 3: Gazan Tunnel Revenge

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:13 PM (bNGXB)

52 @36

>>What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?
It's very odd.

Perhaps a structurally unsound, vast tunnel network is to blame?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 31, 2023 02:13 PM (XV/Pl)

53 What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?
-----------
All that rain Gaza is famous for -- the London of the Mideast!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:13 PM (krqg6)

54 I got Covid just once. lasted a week. got if from my fully vaaxxed Son in Law. Heh!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 02:13 PM (pohLc)

55 How do you spell that funny German word that apparently has no equivalent in English other than "Hee, hee, hee"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023
=========

Chadsklwernagsyiuoemanshidagmlsenign.

Or Schaedenboner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023


***
Oh, yeah. In Low German it was probably "Neener, neener, neener."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 02:13 PM (J2vNu)

56 Does anybody have any horse paste I can borrow?

Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at October 31, 2023 02:14 PM (V8he0)

57 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 6h
JUST IN - Pfizer reports a net loss of $2.38 billion in Q3, revenue down 42% compared to last year — CNBC


I'm getting a mailer from Pfizer today explaining that they will help me determine my "eligibility" for what they delicately call "respiratory vaccines", and where I can get them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 31, 2023 02:14 PM (2tUFv)

58 >>What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?

It's very odd.



Jewish earthquake machines, most likely.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2023 02:14 PM (Gldh7)

59 Gaza Report - jè Lal @gaza report • 2h
#BREAKING: Jabaliya residents are claiming that several minutes after an Israeli airstrike the ground around them began to collapse, leading to massive casualties, many of whom fell into sinkholes along with structural frames of the apartment buildings.


Behold my field of fucks.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 02:14 PM (68ETX)

60 Dengue fever and bubonic plague come to mind
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 02:12 PM (J2vNu)

A hemorrhagic would be good. I'll take any of them. Liquefied Mucos membranes are not being eaten alive by sand fleas, but it would be acceptable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at October 31, 2023 02:14 PM (pYac8)

61 "A short while ago, IDF fighter jets, acting on ISA (Shin Bet) intelligence, killed Ibrahim Biari, the "Commander of Hamas' Central Jabaliya Battalion. Biari was one of the leaders responsible for sending “Nukbha” terrorist operatives to Israel to carry out the murderous terror attack on October 7th. Numerous Hamas terrorists were hit in the strike....He was also responsible for sending the terrorists who carried out the 2004 terrorist attack in the Ashdod Port in which 13 Israelis were murdered,....As a result of the strike, a large number of terrorists who were with Biari were killed. Underground terror infrastructure embedded beneath the buildings, used by the terrorists, also collapsed after the strike."

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 02:14 PM (faBWN)

62 Gaza Report - jè Lal @gaza report • 2h
#BREAKING: Jabaliya residents are claiming that several minutes after an Israeli airstrike the ground around them began to collapse, leading to massive casualties, many of whom fell into sinkholes along with structural frames of the apartment buildings.

What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?

It's very odd.
---
Clearly it's Sandworms

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2023 02:14 PM (TzW+Y)

63 Die, motherfucker,
Die
Posted by: nurse ratched

I would say this is my favorite Dope song, but really it's the only one of theirs I know. Which I guess qualifies.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 31, 2023 02:14 PM (e3h+K)

64 Am I remembering correctly, that the COVID shots are designed to make your body produce SARS COV2 spike proteins, and those same spike proteins are what the COVID tests detect, so if you don't test positive for COVID after you get a shot, it means that whatever they gave you wasn't the shot?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 31, 2023 02:14 PM (ou9hh)

65 several minutes after an Israeli airstrike the ground around them began to collapse, leading to massive casualties, many of whom fell into sinkholes along with structural frames of the apartment buildings.


LOL

Did you like what you just reaped, mothergoatfuckers?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 31, 2023 02:14 PM (ufFY8)

66 water boarding that miserable little dwarf is the only way we will get the TRUTH.

Posted by: Paladin at October 31, 2023 02:14 PM (IiR2y)

67 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2023 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Are you kidding me? I’d buy a farm just to be able to bet the farm that Fauci didn’t take one vax or booster ever.

Posted by: Drive by at October 31, 2023 02:15 PM (MNhXM)

69 Clearly it's Sandworms

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2023 02:14 PM (TzW+Y)


Certainly a possibility.

Could be Graboids, too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2023 02:15 PM (Gldh7)

70 Tremors 3: Gazan Tunnel Revenge
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:13 PM (bNGXB)

*lights a candle for Fred Ward*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at October 31, 2023 02:15 PM (pYac8)

71 In Gaza, they celebrate Sinkhole De Mayo in the fall.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 31, 2023 02:15 PM (CwhoI)

72 leading to massive casualties, many of whom fell into sinkholes

Sinkholes ? I don't think that word applies here...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2023 02:15 PM (bs+z0)

73 @48

>>Why did he test for Covid? Who still tests for Covid?

Drs love testing for COVID, that way they can prescribe the obscenely expensive as well as ineffective Paxlovid.

F**kers probably getting kickbacks for that too.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 31, 2023 02:15 PM (XV/Pl)

74 ***
Oh, yeah. In Low German it was probably "Neener, neener, neener."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 02:13 PM (J2vNu)

Neiner neiner neiner

Posted by: But with ümlaüts at October 31, 2023 02:15 PM (tiT0Z)

75 It's like he's had Covid at least 20 times already and still hasn't keeled over. There might be something in the vaccines that's keeping him around to haunt us all this Spooktacular time of the year.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2023 02:16 PM (TGPs7)

76 >>Am I remembering correctly, that the COVID shots are designed to make your body produce SARS COV2 spike proteins, and those same spike proteins are what the COVID tests detect, so if you don't test positive for COVID after you get a shot, it means that whatever they gave you wasn't the shot?


If you can find any published studies on the testing and the efficacy/efficiency of the testing, I'd love to see it.

I gave up looking.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:16 PM (bNGXB)

77 Massive sinkholes? Somewhere, Barnes-Wallace smiles.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 02:16 PM (z5vMw)

78 "48 Why did he test for Covid? Who still tests for Covid?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 02:13 PM (R38qh) "

democrats

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 31, 2023 02:16 PM (+vFC3)

79 Could be Graboids, too.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2023 02:15 PM (Gldh7)

Send in Burt Gummer !

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2023 02:16 PM (bs+z0)

80 I'm not saying this is appropriate.............


https://youtu.be/qiMaOmDtaYI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Covid is just a mild flu for most people but Fauci is an ancient old gnome, so maybe it will be enough to knock him off his feet for a month or two, perhaps even lead to pneumonia or other complications. God's will be done.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 31, 2023 02:16 PM (3cGpq)

82 Oh, yeah. In Low German it was probably "Neener, neener, neener."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Nein. It would be "niener, niener, niener".

Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 02:17 PM (KAi1n)

83 Too bad COVID is just a bad cold at this point. Lots of other diseases I'd like Fauci to experience first hand.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 31, 2023

***
Dengue fever and bubonic plague come to mind
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Ass cancer.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 02:17 PM (uvJW5)

84 I hope the Gaza Corvette Museum wasn't damaged.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:17 PM (bNGXB)

85 "A short while ago, IDF fighter jets, acting on ISA (Shin Bet) intelligence, killed Ibrahim Biari, the "Commander of Hamas' Central Jabaliya Battalion.

Master of Cajun cuisine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 02:17 PM (68ETX)

86 I don't believe anything Fauci says, and I certainly don't believe he got either the vax or boosters.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (RSbhh)



I'm QUITE sure he was on Ivermectin or HCQ and Zinc shortly after his diagnosis.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

87 84 I hope the Gaza Corvette Museum wasn't damaged.
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:17 PM (bNGXB)

LOL... Coffee through the nose

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2023 02:17 PM (bs+z0)

88 You can think of the La Brea tar pits as a giant sinkhole...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2023 02:17 PM (TGPs7)

89 Prayers.
I'm not saying what I'm praying for.
Just, prayers.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
........

A pony?

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2023 02:17 PM (v0R5T)

90 41 Too bad COVID is just a bad cold at this point. Lots of other diseases I'd like Fauci to experience first hand.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 31, 2023

***
Dengue fever and bubonic plague come to mind
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 02:12 PM (J2vNu)

Monkeypox and Ebola.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 02:17 PM (N39Ws)

91 I spent 20 years avoiding the doctor as much as possible. 2022 was a good year to reverse that trend, since some of them regained their sanity.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2023 02:18 PM (44ww/)

92 Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 @MrAndyNgo 16h
I've found the Facebook page of Daniel Garcia, the man accused of breaking into a Jewish family's Los Angeles home and threatening to kill them. When he was arrested, he repeatedly screamed, "Brown lives matter" and "Free Palestine." His social media posts show a long hatred of Israel, perhaps inspired by misinformation. ngolocals.com

Daniel Garcia, the man accused of breaking into a Jewish family's Los Angeles home and threatening to kill them, was very politically engaged in left-wing politics.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 22 minutes
Hallandale Beach and Hollywood police have released a BOLO alert for Daniel Castro after he was spotted at several Synagogues in the area spewing profanities and making antisemitic remarks.

https://tinyurl.com/bdd95kut
5 seconds; language NSFW

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:18 PM (krqg6)

93 Perhaps Dr. Fauci is particularly susceptible to COVID because ... no, I'm all out of ideas on this.

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 02:18 PM (LdYi7)

94 I hope the Gaza Corvette Museum wasn't damaged.
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:17 PM (bNGXB)
'



do they have an issue with sinkholes over there?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2023 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

95 May the boosters be as effective as Matt Perry's

Posted by: Blanco at October 31, 2023 02:18 PM (6uvaq)

96 MEMRI put together a compilation video of Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza celebrating on October 7th.

https://tinyurl.com/22tvyhds

I feel so sorry that they are being bombed now.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 31, 2023 02:18 PM (2tUFv)

97 Nein. It would be "niener, niener, niener".
Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 02:17 PM (KAi1n)

*perks up*

Posted by: Zombie Herman Cain at October 31, 2023 02:18 PM (pYac8)

98 Is it Low German, or Olde Olde Olde English?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2023 02:19 PM (44ww/)

99 Gozer: Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!

Ray Stantz: What do you mean, choose? We don't understand!

Gozer: "Choose. Choose the form of the Destructor."

Fauci: *thinking about COVID-19*

Gozer: The choice is made!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 02:19 PM (lf83v)

100 Breaking911 @Breaking911 22 minutes
Hallandale Beach and Hollywood police have released a BOLO alert for Daniel Castro after he was spotted at several Synagogues in the area spewing profanities and making antisemitic remarks.

https://tinyurl.com/bdd95kut
5 seconds; language NSFW
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:18 PM (krqg6)




Soros, laughing, spreads his wings.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

101 Could be Graboids, too.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Preparation H for Graboids.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 02:19 PM (uvJW5)

102
If Fauci can get it, imagine what can happen to you? Mask up, socially distance, lock down, entomb yourself in a Lucite block. No measure is too much!!!1!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2023 02:19 PM (MoZTd)

103 >>>Master of Cajun cuisine.

His catch-phrase was "boom!". Ironic.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 31, 2023 02:19 PM (CwhoI)

104 Die, motherfucker,
Die
Posted by: nurse ratched


"May he be well vaccinated." (Hat tip: Matthew Perry)

Posted by: t-bird at October 31, 2023 02:20 PM (e2onP)

105 93 Perhaps Dr. Fauci is particularly susceptible to COVID because ... no, I'm all out of ideas on this.
Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 02:18 PM (LdYi7)

Isn't it funny how his creation turns on its creator.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 02:20 PM (N39Ws)

106 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:18 PM (krqg6)

Garcia or Castro ?

Posted by: Drive by at October 31, 2023 02:20 PM (MNhXM)

107 Hey, Dr. Fauci, get some fishtank cleaner. It'll set you right up!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 02:20 PM (JrojV)

108 Israel told themto get the fk out of there 3 weeks ago.

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 02:20 PM (faBWN)

109 "If you can find any published studies on the testing and the efficacy/efficiency of the testing, I'd love to see it."

Oh gosh, I'm not bothering with those.

I'm just putting together the public statements about what the things are supposed to do.

Something tells me that the people making the public statements never intended them to be connected in any kind of logical manner.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 31, 2023 02:20 PM (ou9hh)

110 HD should be charged with crimes against humanity

The Harley Livewire? I agree. Or maybe you mean Home Depot putting out the Christmas decorations before Halloween. Again, I agree.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2023 02:20 PM (v5S/r)

111 It can't get rid of him and that's a shame.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 31, 2023 02:20 PM (qZdIZ)

112 Perhaps Dr. Fauci is particularly susceptible to COVID because ... no, I'm all out of ideas on this.
Posted by: m


Because he never got the clot shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 02:20 PM (uvJW5)

113 What that evil, rotten little fucker deserves is to have his head locked in a mesh cage and have his face eaten by sand flies.

Posted by: And then we start getting nasty at October 31, 2023 02:20 PM (tiT0Z)

114 108 Israel told themto get the fk out of there 3 weeks ago.
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 02:20 PM (faBWN)

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Israel said that to the covid in Fauci's body?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

115 I like the part where we're supposed to pretend all the "refugees" in the "camp" had no idea they were right on top of a massive terrorist tunnel network.

Yup. All them young men carrying buckets of dirt and rock out of the back door of the same building for months were, uh, remodeling the orphanage kitchen.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2023 02:21 PM (TzW+Y)

116 Rooting for team COVID in this instance.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 31, 2023 02:21 PM (cMXNt)

117 Isn't it funny how his creation turns on its creator.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at October 31, 2023 02:21 PM (YU7OL)

118 Gaza Report - jè Lal @gaza report • 2h
#BREAKING: Jabaliya residents are claiming that several minutes after an Israeli airstrike the ground around them began to collapse, leading to massive casualties, many of whom fell into sinkholes along with structural frames of the apartment buildings.

What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?

It's very odd.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (2tUFv)

I mean... that part of the world has thousands of years of ruins buried under modern cities.

Maybe the bombs shifted some prehistoric wreckage?

Or maybe everyone is lying?

Or maybe "craters" did not translate well from arabic to English, and was translated as "sink holes"

Who knows?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2023 02:21 PM (mj0Qp)

119 Ich bin neiner Berliner!

Posted by: JFK, ventilated version at October 31, 2023 02:22 PM (w9Wax)

120 Obviously Mr. Science himself didn't believe enough in teh Science.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 31, 2023 02:22 PM (uGhsv)

121 Master of Cajun cuisine.

He is now file gumbo.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2023 02:22 PM (V8he0)

122 "A short while ago, IDF fighter jets, acting on ISA (Shin Bet) intelligence, killed Ibrahim Biari, the "Commander of Hamas' Central Jabaliya Battalion.
_____________

Drop your bombs between the minarets, down the Casbah way.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 02:22 PM (lf83v)

123 Fauci should play the tough dad and tell it, "I brought you into this world, I can take you out."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 31, 2023 02:22 PM (CwhoI)

124 How is this fucking cocksucker still alive?

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 31, 2023 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

125 #92 Addendum: Sorry, I thought the "ngolocals.com" went to a photo-link page but it doesn't.

Here are screencaps from Danny Garcia's social media accounts as a Nitter link as there are two Xtweets covering it.
https://tinyurl.com/2s3rmdf2

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:22 PM (krqg6)

126 All them young men carrying buckets of dirt and rock out of the back door of the same building for months were, uh, remodeling the orphanage kitchen.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2023 02:21 PM (TzW+Y)

They moved the dirt secretly, "The Great Escape" style.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 31, 2023 02:22 PM (ufFY8)

127
Because he never got the clot shot.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 02:20 PM (uvJW5)



Which he knows would've made him more susceptible to it, thus why he's only had it so seldom.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

128 What's the one disease you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?


Yeah. That's what I want Fauci to get.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 02:23 PM (uvJW5)

129 Die bitch, die

Posted by: Mo, Ham, & Ed at October 31, 2023 02:23 PM (FjlUt)

130 The biggest crime in my opinion is the all out effort to prevent people from getting proven safe and effective prophylactics to treat COVID.

I don’t know the exact sinister plan behind that effort but there definitely was one.

Posted by: Drive by at October 31, 2023 02:23 PM (MNhXM)

131 You know, I can't help but observe that decapitation strikes do not seem to be particularly effective.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 02:23 PM (pYac8)

132 What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?
______

Very large rodents.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 02:23 PM (lf83v)

133 > Could be Graboids, too.

https://youtu.be/kh4DbQYuEcw?t=44

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 02:24 PM (R38qh)

134 131 You know, I can't help but observe that decapitation strikes do not seem to be particularly effective.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 02:23 PM (pYac

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Organizations, especially terrorist organizations, seem to be built in ways to be able to continue when individual points are attacked and taken out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

135 Lunch with the bureau. He's our hero.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2023 02:24 PM (63Dwl)

136 128 What's the one disease you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?


Yeah. That's what I want Fauci to get.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 02:23 PM (uvJW5)

Alzheimers. No question imo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 02:24 PM (pYac8)

137 He got it from a Secret Service agent.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (TzW+Y)

Or CIA agent.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 31, 2023 02:24 PM (Mzdiz)

138 "In what I am sorry to say is an ironic development, Dr. Fauci has just told us he tested positive for COVID this morning,"

Even I know that's not ironic.

Posted by: Alanis Morissette at October 31, 2023 02:24 PM (jTfu+)

139 124 How is this fucking cocksucker still alive?
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 31, 2023 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

And ... married.

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 02:24 PM (LdYi7)

140 >>I don’t know the exact sinister plan behind that effort but there definitely was one.


The simple, cheap and effective palliatives were not going to make anyone any money.

Gotta pay if you want your allies to play.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:24 PM (bNGXB)

141 Mmm. Jabaliya. [drools] Spicy.
.
.
.
.
Doh!

Posted by: homer simpson at October 31, 2023 02:25 PM (krqg6)

142 Oh no!
Anyway…

Posted by: Montec at October 31, 2023 02:25 PM (P5BwU)

143 The heart doctor I fuckin fired thought Fauci was a genius.



Posted by: DOYLE at October 31, 2023 02:25 PM (Z8Yh2)

144 What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?

Gojira?

Posted by: Random Japanese about to go panicky at October 31, 2023 02:25 PM (ufFY8)

145 D.C. Mayor Bowser is now Ms. Law and Order so . . .

Washington Examiner
@dcexaminer
Muriel Bowser introduces crime bill that includes ban on criminals wearing masks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 02:25 PM (FVME7)

146 COVID is the new way for people to disappear for a week or two when they don't want to talk to people.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 02:25 PM (R8Jig)

147 Drs love testing for COVID, that way they can prescribe the obscenely expensive as well as ineffective Paxlovid.

F**kers probably getting kickbacks for that too.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 31, 2023 02:15 PM (XV/Pl)

I love how the same people who just discovered what happened with opioid pain killers since the '90s, thanks to a few netflix and hulu documentaries, have so much cognitive dissidence that they can say "wow, Doctors were so suspectable to group think and deferring to perceived authority when they launched an opium war against the US people" and simultaneously say "TRUST THE SCIENCE!!! RAR!!!" when it comes to covid.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2023 02:25 PM (mj0Qp)

148 Master of Cajun cuisine. …

New Orleans Cajun cuisine. Not my favorite style of Cajun cooking.

Posted by: Drive by at October 31, 2023 02:25 PM (MNhXM)

149 132 What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?
______

Very large rodents.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 02:23 PM (lf83v)

Like Dr. Fauci!

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 02:25 PM (LdYi7)

150 Die, motherfucker,
Die
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That's German for "The, Mofo, The"!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:25 PM (krqg6)

151 I'm praying with Ace.

For justice.

And also for a farm and a pony.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 31, 2023 02:26 PM (7yhZt)

152 May he catch hungry sand fleas and perhaps an earwig.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 02:26 PM (fZJG1)

153 145 D.C. Mayor Bowser is now Ms. Law and Order so . . .

Washington Examiner
@dcexaminer
Muriel Bowser introduces crime bill that includes ban on criminals wearing masks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 02:25 PM (FVME7)

=======

That's racist. Make your voices heard, BLM and antifa. This women is pretending to be black and trying to limit your freedom to terrorize the normies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:26 PM (GBKbO)

154 The heart doctor I fuckin fired thought Fauci was a genius.



Posted by: DOYLE

Good move getting outta there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 02:26 PM (68ETX)

155 May Covid do what the Queensrÿche lyric says.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

156 Muriel Bowser introduces crime bill that includes ban on criminals wearing masks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 02:25 PM (FVME7)

SUPERgenius!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 02:26 PM (pYac8)

157 Not even Graboids will eat Palestinians

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 31, 2023 02:27 PM (+xoGj)

158 139 124 How is this fucking cocksucker still alive?
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 31, 2023 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

And ... married.
Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 02:24 PM (LdYi7)
________

The married part doesn't surprise me. Back when I was in the car business, we had a saying: "there's an ass for every seat." Which meant that no matter how shitty or terrible the car, no matter what condition it was in, there would be some buyer who wanted it. Always. Marriage is the same. The most hideous, heinous losers on death row in prison have girls who want to marry them.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 31, 2023 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

159 That fuck kelly, meaning biden, are no officially calling for "pauses" ????

Are they fuckin kidding? Do they understand the enemy? Do they know the history?

Biden is about to sell Israel down the river

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2023 02:27 PM (PQ4m2)

160 A short while ago, IDF fighter jets, acting on ISA (Shin Bet) intelligence, killed Ibrahim Biari, the "Commander of Hamas' Central Jabaliya Battalion.
_____________

Drop your bombs between the minarets, down the Casbah way.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Rockin the Casbah
Rock the Casbah

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 02:27 PM (uvJW5)

161 51 >>What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?


Tremors 3: Gazan Tunnel Revenge


i was expecting one of the c.h.u.d. documentaries.

Posted by: anachronda at October 31, 2023 02:27 PM (oY6Yp)

162 "Prayers.

I'm not saying what I'm praying for.

Just, prayers."

Yes. Sir. Bravo.

Posted by: Danimal28 at October 31, 2023 02:27 PM (klw0w)

163 Rehash:

ACE.....tell me you saw where Rick "Confederate Cooler" Wilson called for someone to shoot Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

164 Der, dem, den, dieses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 02:27 PM (pYac8)

165 >>Drop your bombs between the minarets, down the Casbah way.

I don't like it.

Posted by: Sharif at October 31, 2023 02:28 PM (bNGXB)

166 Yamamoto Biari.

In both cases, this is how it is done.

And "collateral damage" is just Bonus Points boinging up on the Pinball Score.

Keep killing them until they actually do QUIT, and BEG to SURRENDER. None of this "ceasefire" shit. No Hudna.

You know how the palis have taught their kids Jew Hate in their schools now, for generations?

Arab speaking Jews need to take over their schools, and teach them for generations: "You are a defeated people, and shall be such, forever. Lesson can be repeated, as needed."

And if that doesn't work, then convert some supertankers to barracks vessels, and ship All of Gaza to the Persian Gulf and the shores of Iran. Set course and "ramming speed" towards the beach, and let 'er rip.

Iran wanted to sponsor palestine? Cool. Here's yer palestinians. Enjoy!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2023 02:28 PM (e6UQI)

167 What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?
_______

Ha ha ha. I read that as "stinkholes."

Posted by: Voraciously masculine Cory Booker at October 31, 2023 02:28 PM (lf83v)

168 145 Washington Examiner
@dcexaminer
Muriel Bowser introduces crime bill that includes ban on criminals wearing masks.


that'll work.

Posted by: anachronda at October 31, 2023 02:28 PM (oY6Yp)

169 Former Republican Adam Kinzinger revealed a member of his family 'disowned' him because he 'lost the trust of Fox News' and admits he would vote for Biden in 2024
https://mol.im/a/12692897

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Just as the 'republicans' George Bush, etc. voted for Hillary instead of Trump.

Posted by: Ciampino - Life is gourd. at October 31, 2023 02:28 PM (qfLjt)

170 >>>Muriel Bowser introduces crime bill that includes ban on criminals wearing masks.

HAHAHAHA. Leftists, man...bless their hearts.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 31, 2023 02:28 PM (CwhoI)

171 CHUD?

Rancid Tilapia is in Gaza?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 02:28 PM (fZJG1)

172 What I really need is some bleach.

Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at October 31, 2023 02:29 PM (V8he0)

173 128 What's the one disease you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?


Yeah. That's what I want Fauci to get.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 02:23 PM (uvJW5)


ALS

Posted by: Mo, Ham, & Ed at October 31, 2023 02:29 PM (FjlUt)

174 164 Der, dem, den, dieses.

dieses nutz?

Posted by: anachronda at October 31, 2023 02:29 PM (oY6Yp)

175 @charlottetklein
"In what I am sorry to say is an ironic development, Dr. Fauci has just told us he tested positive for COVID this morning," NYT Washington bureau chief Elisabeth Bumiller emailed staff this morning. Fauci had an on-the-record lunch with the Washington bureau yesterday.

++++
Ironic? No, not at all.

Assuming it's true, "just" might be applicable, but not "ironic."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 02:30 PM (ELpxa)

176 Too bad about civilian casualties. Guess the IDF should brush up on punching tough shit cards.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 31, 2023 02:30 PM (0EOe9)

177 Muriel Bowser introduces crime bill that includes ban on criminals wearing masks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Children parading as adults.

Is there an exclusionary plan for pandemics?

(I honestly never thought I'd see the day where it was a requirement to wear a mask INTO A BANK!)

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 02:30 PM (uvJW5)

178 Biden is about to sell Israel down the river
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2023 02:27 PM (PQ4m2)

Are they really calling for a "pause" ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2023 02:30 PM (bs+z0)

179 I hope the Gaza Corvette Museum wasn't damaged.
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Took all the 'Vettes and put 'em in a Corvette Museum
And they charged the people a drachma and a half just to see 'em

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone?
They paved Paradise, blew up a parking lot
[lot lot lot]

Posted by: peter, paul and mohammad at October 31, 2023 02:30 PM (krqg6)

180 Israel needs to do what Israel needs to do in defense of its country, and they should tell Biden puppet and his controllers to pound sand.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 02:30 PM (RSbhh)

181 Anachondra, with the assist!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 02:30 PM (pYac8)

182 I don't want Fauci to die or catch anything lingering, because the 24/7 adoration of the gnome would drive me batty. I'd rather the syphilitic rectum of a government orc fell off the face of the earth, leaving everyone to wonder what happened.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 02:30 PM (z5vMw)

183 Drop your bombs between the minarets, down the Casbah way.

I don't like it.
Posted by: Sharif
____________

I know you really hate it.

Posted by: Jet Pilot Tuned to the Cockpit Radio Blare at October 31, 2023 02:30 PM (lf83v)

184 Jim Johnson is right!

The germans and japanese knew they got their asses kicked. Iraqis not so much.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 31, 2023 02:30 PM (Z8Yh2)

185 Fuck you, Mayor Bowser.

Posted by: Clayton Moore at October 31, 2023 02:31 PM (hqVaF)

186 Pray for the Wicked to be smote by the stern hand of a just lord.

Posted by: XTC at October 31, 2023 02:31 PM (UnA8+)

187 170 >>>Muriel Bowser introduces crime bill that includes ban on criminals wearing masks.

HAHAHAHA. Leftists, man...bless their hearts.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 31, 2023 02:28 PM (CwhoI)

==========

Most blue shitholes have been walking back the anti-police stuff for the past 3 years. The smaller ones didn't have the tax base to support services while actively advocating for crime and demanding police fuck off.

The bigger ones like Portland, NYC, and Baltimore had different resources and were able to push forward for longer.

But, it will do little more than drain the voting base while strengthening the people who destroyed the cities. It's called the Curley Effect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

188 159 That fuck kelly, meaning biden, are no officially calling for "pauses" ????

Are they fuckin kidding? Do they understand the enemy? Do they know the history?

Biden is about to sell Israel down the river
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2023 02:27 PM (PQ4m2)

This makes me sick.

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 02:31 PM (LdYi7)

189 Just as the 'republicans' George Bush, etc. voted for Hillary instead of Trump.
Posted by: Ciampino - Life is gourd. at October 31, 2023 02:28 PM (qfLjt)

W didn’t vote for either but his father voted for Clinton. His reasoning was Trump blaming W directly for 9/11.

Posted by: Drive by at October 31, 2023 02:31 PM (MNhXM)

190 Fauci, Who Has All the Boosters Plus the Secret Regime Medicine They Don't Tell You About, Has Covid Again
++++
Does he? In the absence of facts, I could easily see how either could be true. I could see him rejecting the vaccine and its boosters because he knows how reckless of an experiment it was, but I could also just as easily see him adhering to the schedule religiously because he is sure that he and his colleagues are right because scientists are *always* right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 02:31 PM (ELpxa)

191 There are tens of THOUSANDS of hamas militants that they need to eliminate to make a difference. They are not there yet.

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 02:31 PM (faBWN)

192 Proportionality is for losers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 02:31 PM (fZJG1)

193 Biden is about to sell Israel down the river
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2023 02:27 PM (PQ4m2)

-----

Curse this sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Posted by: Just Lily at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM (7yhZt)

194 >>Biden is about to sell Israel down the river

He's been doing that for decades.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM (bNGXB)

195 190 Fauci, Who Has All the Boosters Plus the Secret Regime Medicine They Don't Tell You About, Has Covid Again
++++
Does he? In the absence of facts, I could easily see how either could be true. I could see him rejecting the vaccine and its boosters because he knows how reckless of an experiment it was, but I could also just as easily see him adhering to the schedule religiously because he is sure that he and his colleagues are right because scientists are *always* right.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 02:31 PM (ELpxa)

Who has all the booster chairs, maybe.

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM (LdYi7)

196 DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH. Let him die like he left so many others of his generation. Alone without friends and family to comfort him.

Posted by: Deathknyte at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM (teSvZ)

197 Make the Palestinians march behind a rainbow flag wearing high heels.

That's what a conqueror does to the conquered.....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM (TzW+Y)

198 All those vaxxed politicians and bureaucrats and not a single myocarditis case among them...

Posted by: Halfhand at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM (o5xaO)

199 100

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM (LdYi7)

200 What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?
______

Very large rodents.


"ROUSes? I don't believe they exist."
-- Wesley

Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM (Gmh8I)

201 175 "Assuming it's true"

No, assume it is a lie. Ask: Why this lie, now ?

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM (tA1/w)

202 200

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM (LdYi7)

203 I don't want Fauci to die or catch anything lingering, because the 24/7 adoration of the gnome would drive me batty. I'd rather the syphilitic rectum of a government orc fell off the face of the earth, leaving everyone to wonder what happened.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 02:30 PM (z5vMw)
++++
When that malignant old bastard finally shuffles off, he'll be given a state funeral and a statue of him will be erected on the Washington Mall.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 02:33 PM (ELpxa)

204 What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?

It's very odd.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (2tUFv)


What's that psalm? Or proverb? About the wicked falling into the pit they had built for another?

Posted by: Dr. T at October 31, 2023 02:33 PM (jYFRb)

205 >>Proportionality is for losers.


Each side is trying their hardest to kill the other.

That's proportional enough for me.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:33 PM (bNGXB)

206 196 DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH. Let him die like he left so many others of his generation. Alone without friends and family to comfort him.
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM (teSvZ)

Death without torture would be a kindness to him.

Posted by: XTC at October 31, 2023 02:33 PM (UnA8+)

207 (0 for 2)

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 02:33 PM (LdYi7)

208 All those vaxxed politicians and bureaucrats and not a single myocarditis case among them...
__________

It's a miracle!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 02:33 PM (lf83v)

209 Well, people with weakened immune systems, like those with AIDS, get sick far more often.

Not that I'm implying that the guy who headed up both the AIDS and the COVID response might have both. Heaven forfend.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 31, 2023 02:33 PM (JMAcK)

210 Does he? In the absence of facts, I could easily see how either could be true. I could see him rejecting the vaccine and its boosters because he knows how reckless of an experiment it was, but I could also just as easily see him adhering to the schedule religiously because he is sure that he and his colleagues are right because scientists are *always* right.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 02:31 PM (ELpxa)

Yeah, I think he got the vaccine. I thought he buys his own bullshit to an extent.

He is a leader among men. He IS science. And if he says it's a good idea, no one should question that.

Remember how offended he got when Rand Paul (an MD, no less), questioned him?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2023 02:33 PM (mj0Qp)

211 War by committee. Everybody wins!

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2023 02:33 PM (vFG9F)

212 Proportionality is for losers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 02:31 PM (fZJG1)
++++
Not at all. It has been a brilliant strategy.

Posted by: Henry Kissinger, somehow not a zombie yet at October 31, 2023 02:34 PM (ELpxa)

213 Oddly the other 10 guys Fauci was "studying" at the local "men's club" all came down with COVID and MPV as well...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2023 02:34 PM (XqcwY)

214
200 200

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM


You're welcome.

Posted by: Dominion Software at October 31, 2023 02:34 PM (enJYY)

215 So Israel takes a "pause".... I'm sure all the nice little terrorists will stop attacking them and live in Peace and harmony... Said no one...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2023 02:35 PM (bs+z0)

216 Biden is about to sell Israel down the river
________

He already did with Iran. This is now the downrange effect of that betrayal.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 02:35 PM (lf83v)

217 206 196 DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH. Let him die like he left so many others of his generation. Alone without friends and family to comfort him.
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM (teSvZ)

Death without torture would be a kindness to him.
Posted by: XTC at October 31, 2023 02:33 PM (UnA8+)

Agreed. But add in the "dying alone" as if it was a topping to a sundae. Then, when he is 6ft under we can discuss his grave.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 02:35 PM (N39Ws)

218 Never had any symptoms. Never had any shots. Wore a mask for about 10 minutes at the grocery store the first day it was "mandated" until I asked an employee if they would call the police on people who refused (they said "no" so...never wore a mask again). Didn't require my employees to get shots or even wear masks.

And, personally, I hold those people who got all the shots and boosters responsible for the expedited evolution of various variant strains of Covid.

Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2023 02:35 PM (dIske)

219 Oh no! Is he in the ICU? I've heard that Covid has a high mortality rate.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 31, 2023 02:35 PM (GbTW0)

220 Is Musk going to continue allowing these clickbaitadd companies to use his face?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 31, 2023 02:36 PM (Wj/z9)

221 Now we know that three of them in particular, pseudonyms robinware456@gmail.com, JRBWare@gmail.com, and Robert.L.Peters@pci.gov, sent or received 82,000 pages worth of emails (hefty hefty hefty) , according to the National Archives - far more than the 33,000 emails (wimpy wimpy wimpy) former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton illegally deleted from her private server.

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 02:36 PM (RHGPo)

222 207 (0 for 2)
Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 02:33 PM (LdYi7)


Go for the hat-trick.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 31, 2023 02:36 PM (7yhZt)

223 "Fauci, Who Has All the Boosters Plus the Secret Regime Medicine They Don't Tell You About, Has Covid Again"

I hope his tiny dick falls off and gets flushed down the toilet.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2023 02:36 PM (Y45pj)

224 I don't really think the Israelis are looking for much in the way of justification at this point.

Bibi invoked references to the Amalekites the other day, specifically the call for killing every man, woman, child and suckling, in addition to their livestock.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2023 02:36 PM (Gldh7)

225 I had one shot. I gave in because I judged the risk of unemployment much greater than the risk of negative side-effects from an unproven, untested "vaccine".

The rest of my family had none.

We've had the COOF once. That was a much better vaccination than any of these shots.

We haven't had it since*.

*We have had a few colds, and as COVID was never much more than that for young and otherwise healthy people, we COULD have had it since.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 31, 2023 02:36 PM (JMAcK)

226 If they bring a knife, we bring a gun. Approved by The One. Fuck proportion.

Posted by: nckate at October 31, 2023 02:37 PM (SnxUt)

227
I didn't think the covid effected short people, who have no reason to live.

Posted by: Randy Newman at October 31, 2023 02:37 PM (enJYY)

228 This braless blonde in an open shirt is pretty happy because she has managed to not hear the words "Anthony Fauci" for a long time:
https://is.gd/TnZ0FM

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 02:37 PM (ELpxa)

229 221 Now we know that three of them in particular, pseudonyms robinware456@gmail.com, JRBWare@gmail.com, and Robert.L.Peters@pci.gov, sent or received 82,000 pages worth of emails (hefty hefty hefty) , according to the National Archives - far more than the 33,000 emails (wimpy wimpy wimpy) former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton illegally deleted from her private server.
Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 02:36 PM (RHGPo)

==========

Is the secretary of the National Archivist going to demand that the DOJ raid Biden's home?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

230 Do Pali refugee camps have a termite problem?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2023 02:37 PM (hH3Px)

231 What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?
______
Very large rodents.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
=========
Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 @MrAndyNgo 15h
A Muslim anti-Israel protester in Birmingham, England spray painted dozens of mice the colors of the Palestine flag. He then released them at a McDonalds at the Star City location

https://tinyurl.com/28rwr8k2
56 seconds; loud raghead music -- suggest killing the sound; site of London Hamasshole protesters last week for some reason. [Jew manager??]

Posted by: peter, paul and mohammad at October 31, 2023 02:37 PM (krqg6)

232

First masks were illegal.
Then they were mandatory.
Then they're illegal again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2023 02:37 PM (63Dwl)

233 Oh no! Is he in the ICU? I've heard that Covid has a high mortality rate.
____________

Dr. Andrew Cuomo recommends unnecessarily jamming a plastic tube down his throat attached to a ventilator so that the lungs are unable to purge mucus and the patient suffocates.

Science!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 02:37 PM (lf83v)

234 >>This braless blonde in an open shirt is pretty happy because she has managed to not hear the words "Anthony Fauci" for a long time:
https://is.gd/TnZ0FM


Every Cabin should have at least one of those.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:38 PM (bNGXB)

235 #231 Off, musical sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:38 PM (krqg6)

236 Oh no! Is he in the ICU? I've heard that Covid has a high mortality rate.
Posted by: Darth Randall


Quick! Put him on a ventilator! Stat!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 02:38 PM (uvJW5)

237 "Do Pali refugee camps have a termite problem?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"

I would argue the palis are the termites...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 31, 2023 02:38 PM (+xoGj)

238 Posted by: Dr. T at October 31, 2023 02:33 PM (jYFRb)

There are a number of passages which deal with this: Psalm 7:14, and 57:6, but you may be thinking of Proverbs 28:10

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 02:38 PM (RSbhh)

239 228 This braless blonde in an open shirt is pretty happy because she has managed to not hear the words "Anthony Fauci" for a long time:
https://is.gd/TnZ0FM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 02:37 PM (ELpxa)
__________

Weirdo torso, odd thighs. All heavily photoshopped. Would want to see in person before deciding whether to bang . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 31, 2023 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

240 Have they tried sticking his head in a sack full of sand fleas?

Just a thought.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 31, 2023 02:39 PM (qmxcc)

241 Prayers.
I'm not saying what I'm praying for.
Just, prayers.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:05 PM
---
Viruses need prayers, too...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2023 02:39 PM (YIVH2)

242 Is the secretary of the National Archivist going to demand that the DOJ raid Biden's home?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:37 PM (GBKbO)
++++
Of course not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 02:39 PM (ELpxa)

243 199 100
Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 02:32 PM (LdYi7)

--------------------------

Juuuuussst a bit outside!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2023 02:39 PM (8skTE)

244 Oh no!

Anyway....

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at October 31, 2023 02:39 PM (Yvzx0)

245 I think Fauci should do the right thing and donate his body to science.

Looks at watch.

Sometime in the next 10 or 15 minutes ought to do.

Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2023 02:39 PM (njExo)

246 I hope the Gaza Corvette Museum wasn't damaged.
Posted by: garrett

We went to that museum up in Knoxville, KY a handful of Christmases ago. They turned the sinkhole and the two or thrre 'vettes that had been 'totaled' into part of the museum by installing a glass floor. Pretty cool. If you do go, take the factory tour and watch them build fake Farrari (mid-engine 'vettes) vehicles.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 31, 2023 02:39 PM (3CCua)

247 58 What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?

It's very odd.


C.H.U.D.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (wtvvX)

248 242 Is the secretary of the National Archivist going to demand that the DOJ raid Biden's home?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:37 PM (GBKbO)
++++
Of course not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 02:39 PM (ELpxa)

========

Is it because the DOJ is nonpartisan?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

249 I think Fauci should do the right thing and donate his body to science.

Looks at watch.

Sometime in the next 10 or 15 minutes ought to do.
Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2023 02:39 PM (njExo)
++++
When I die, they're gonna donate my body to science fiction!

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (ELpxa)

250 He should go get another booster.

Posted by: torabora at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (igNpK)

251 Have they tried sticking his head in a sack full of sand fleas?
___________

The Sand Flea lobby will lose its mind if they do.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (lf83v)

252 I pray Fauci finds rest and comfort in a NY senior living home.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (uSHSS)

253 Breaking News
20:35 PM
Two French children have died in Gaza, France says
20:00 PM
US to send 300 additional troops to Middle East- Pentagon
20:00 PM
Hamas claims will release foreign captives in coming days
_JPost

nothing about a pause

Posted by: Braenyard at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (Wj/z9)

254 Quick, send the gnome to Gaza where he can infect Hamas with the deadly coof. Or get lost in the tunnels. Either way a win.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (bdS4l)

255 Is it because the DOJ is nonpartisan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (GBKbO)
++++
Absolutely.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (ELpxa)

256 Fauci needs a good bleeding to balance the humours.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (fZJG1)

257 "This braless blonde in an open shirt"

Nice smile, with cute freckles.

What's with the belly button moles?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (hH3Px)

258 Since getting shot and boosted, my brother has had blood clots, pericarditis, myocarditis, arrhythmia, renal failure, and a stroke. He's now in the hospital with an unknown auto-immune disorder. I've been going to see him every day.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (sWM8x)

259 Faucci is probably lying. Maybe he wants to keep Covid in the headlines, maybe try to show it keeps you out of the hospital... who the hell knows. Better to not believe a word that evil leprechaun says....

Posted by: meal team 6 at October 31, 2023 02:41 PM (33546)

260 Weirdo torso, odd thighs. All heavily photoshopped. Would want to see in person before deciding whether to bang . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade

*Katherine Heigl has entered the chat*

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 31, 2023 02:41 PM (3CCua)

261 Maybe Fauci should get examined by the super-duper transgender admiral.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 02:42 PM (lf83v)

262 228 This braless blonde in an open shirt is pretty happy because she has managed to not hear the words "Anthony Fauci" for a long time:
https://is.gd/TnZ0FM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 02:37 PM (ELpxa)

***golfclap***

That sir, is some of your best work...

***golfclap***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 31, 2023 02:42 PM (CCSxw)

263 Since getting shot and boosted, my brother has had blood clots, pericarditis, myocarditis, arrhythmia, renal failure, and a stroke. He's now in the hospital with an unknown auto-immune disorder. I've been going to see him every day.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (sWM8x)

That sucks. Prayers for him.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 02:43 PM (68ETX)

264 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (sWM8x)

.....

Very sorry for that.

Prayers for healing. So many people tried to do the right thing and trusted their physicians.

They really preyed on good will, very sad.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2023 02:43 PM (Gldh7)

265
First masks were illegal.
Then they were mandatory.
Then they're illegal again.


Fauci: Masks do nothing

Then Fauci: Everyone has to wear a mask or we all die

And then Fauci in a private email: Masks do nothing

Further Fauci in public: You need to wear 2 or 3 masks

Finally Fauci: I never said people should be required to wear a mask

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2023 02:43 PM (XqcwY)

266 Maybe Fauci should get examined by the super-duper transgender admiral.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

One digital exam coming right up.

Posted by: Super Admiral Rachel Levine at October 31, 2023 02:44 PM (bdS4l)

267 @visegrad24, 20m
BREAKING:

A missile launched by the Houthis in Yemen toward Israel has hit Jordan.

The Quds-3 cruise missile flew over Saudi Arabia before hitting Jordan.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 31, 2023 02:44 PM (Wj/z9)

268 This smiling blonde never thinks of Fauci unless someone brings him up first, or if she hears of some mysterious death, and these thoughts are unrelated to whether she's wearing a bra or not:

https://tinyurl.com/5t39j3a8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 02:45 PM (RSbhh)

269 Clot Shot nearly killed my old man. 3 strokes in under 3 months that followed.

Prayers for your brother.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:45 PM (bNGXB)

270 Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 @MrAndyNgo 15h
A Muslim anti-Israel protester in Birmingham, England spray painted dozens of mice the colors of the Palestine flag. He then released them at a McDonalds at the Star City location


A bit too spot-on if you ask me.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2023 02:45 PM (+eYAa)

271 Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
·
20m
·
BREAKING:

A missile launched by the Houthis in Yemen toward Israel has hit Jordan.

The Quds-3 cruise missile flew over Saudi Arabia before hitting Jordan.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2023 02:45 PM (TGPs7)

272 Fuck Fauci.

Another federal moocher whose been mooching since he fell out the crib.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2023 02:45 PM (R/m4+)

273 A missile launched by the Houthis in Yemen toward Israel has hit Jordan.

The Quds-3 cruise missile flew over Saudi Arabia before hitting Jordan.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 31, 2023 02:44 PM (Wj/z9)

LOL... Hopefully it hit the "Queen."

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2023 02:45 PM (bs+z0)

274 Are they really calling for a "pause" ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2023 02:30 PM (bs+z0)

Yes kelly said they would like to see humanitarian pouses

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2023 02:45 PM (PQ4m2)

275 >>A missile launched by the Houthis in Yemen toward Israel has hit Jordan.


How can you not laugh? Seriously.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:45 PM (bNGXB)

276 The Houthis have declared war on Israel. When Biden took office, one of the first things they did is take the Houthis off the terrorist group list.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 02:45 PM (R38qh)

277 "Dr. Andrew Cuomo recommends unnecessarily jamming a plastic tube down his throat attached to a ventilator so that the lungs are unable to purge mucus and the patient suffocates.

Science!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot"



Dr f'd recommends jamming it down his throat until it comes out his ass and stringing him up like a dried pepper.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2023 02:45 PM (vFG9F)

278 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (sWM8x)

I'm so sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 02:46 PM (RSbhh)

279 @visegrad24, 20m
BREAKING:

A missile launched by the Houthis in Yemen toward Israel has hit Jordan.

The Quds-3 cruise missile flew over Saudi Arabia before hitting Jordan.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 31, 2023 02:44 PM (Wj/z9)
----
I predict the Yemenis firing indiscriminately at Israel and hitting Jordan, Saudi Arabia, or Egypt is NOT going to have any repercussions whatsoever.../sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2023 02:46 PM (YIVH2)

280 Admiral Painter to the red courtesy phone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 02:46 PM (fZJG1)

281 At one time, you couldn't get a colonoscopy without being tested for COVID, nor an endoscopy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 31, 2023 02:12 PM (XV/Pl)

It's worth it though!

Posted by: Mayor Butt at October 31, 2023 02:46 PM (lg881)

282

Apparently he gets sec svc. A million a month.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at October 31, 2023 02:46 PM (A/ObE)

283 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - Egypt's PM says the country is "prepared to sacrifice millions of lives" to ensure "no one encroaches upon" its territory — WSJ

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
UPDATE - Egypt has stationed tanks and armored vehicles near the Rafah border crossing into Gaza — ToI [Times of India I assume]
------------
Aimed at Gazans and fleeing Hamassholes more than the IDF I'm sure.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:46 PM (krqg6)

284 >>The Houthis have declared war on Israel. When Biden took office, one of the first things they did is take the Houthis off the terrorist group list.


At Iran's request.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:46 PM (bNGXB)

285 231 What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?
______
Very large rodents.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
=========
Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 @MrAndyNgo 15h
A Muslim anti-Israel protester in Birmingham, England spray painted dozens of mice the colors of the Palestine flag. He then released them at a McDonalds at the Star City location
______________

So this clown got all his sisters and cousins together, spray-painted them the ugly colors of that shithole flag (looks like the shithole Pride flag, no?), and let them loose at McD's?

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 31, 2023 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

286
A 'person of interest' to me let her Dad get the shot. Lymphoma and leukemia with a poor prognosis. Something shut down his immune system.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2023 02:47 PM (enJYY)

287 Here's a pic of the missile:

https://is.gd/qKbBdm

Posted by: Braenyard at October 31, 2023 02:47 PM (Wj/z9)

288 266 Maybe Fauci should get examined by the super-duper transgender admiral.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

One digital exam coming right up.

Posted by: Super Admiral Rachel Levine at October 31, 2023 02:44 PM (bdS4l)

DIGITAL??!!?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 31, 2023 02:47 PM (wtvvX)

289 What on earth could have caused the "sinkholes"?

It's very odd.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (2tUFv)

https://is.gd/vNRVcW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2023 02:47 PM (3Gtis)

290 This braless blonde in an open shirt is pretty happy because she has managed to not hear the words "Anthony Fauci" for a long time:
https://is.gd/TnZ0FM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 02:37 PM (ELpxa)


Trick...or....treat!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 02:47 PM (uSHSS)

291
Oy yam de charlatan.

Posted by: Tony Fauci at October 31, 2023 02:47 PM (dtlw7)

292 COVID is not bad enough for this mother fucker. He needs to get Herpes spreading from his asshole to his eyes.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 02:48 PM (R8Jig)

293 "Fauci, Who Has All the Boosters Plus the Secret Regime Medicine"

I read that as Plus the Secret Sauce.

Posted by: Ciampino - Cuc ur bits at October 31, 2023 02:48 PM (qfLjt)

294 Hamassholes

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:46 PM (krqg6)

Stealing that!

Posted by: pookysgirl, meme thief at October 31, 2023 02:48 PM (dtlDP)

295 "Dr. Andrew Cuomo recommends unnecessarily jamming a plastic tube down his throat attached to a ventilator so that the lungs are unable to purge mucus and the patient suffocates.

Science!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot"

Dr f'd recommends jamming it down his throat until it comes out his ass and stringing him up like a dried pepper.
Posted by: fd

Dr. She Hobbit recommends jamming it up his ass and inflating him till his eyes bug out to match his ears.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 31, 2023 02:48 PM (bdS4l)

296 Maybe, or he's trying to stay relevant, or get attention.

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 31, 2023 02:49 PM (IfbuV)

297 Hope he lives, just so he can stand trial for the murder of millions then hang from a gallows pole

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at October 31, 2023 02:49 PM (W+TLY)

298 laughs an evil laugh

bwahahahaha
Yep.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 31, 2023 02:49 PM (JrYM1)

299 "Dr. Andrew Cuomo recommends unnecessarily jamming a plastic tube down his throat attached to a ventilator so that the lungs are unable to purge mucus and the patient suffocates.

Science!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot"

Dr f'd recommends jamming it down his throat until it comes out his ass and stringing him up like a dried pepper.
Posted by: fd

Dr. She Hobbit recommends jamming it up his ass and inflating him till his eyes bug out to match his ears.
Posted by: She Hobbit

*invests in the Pay Per View options of this activity*

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 31, 2023 02:50 PM (3CCua)

300 Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 @MrAndyNgo 15h
A Muslim anti-Israel protester in Birmingham, England spray painted dozens of mice the colors of the Palestine flag. He then released them at a McDonalds at the Star City location
______________



Seems a cruel thing to do to mice.

Your average college class probably contains enough fat women with the hair colors representing the Palestinian flag. Probably willing to screech and protest, too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2023 02:50 PM (Gldh7)

301 The Houthis have declared war on Israel. When Biden took office, one of the first things they did is take the Houthis off the terrorist group list.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 02:45 PM

What do you call a female Houthi?

Houthi Mama.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 02:51 PM (PWGWB)

302 Looks like the Israelis got the GBU 72.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2023 02:51 PM (Y45pj)

303 That reminds me. I need to find a longer hose for my pressure washer.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2023 02:51 PM (vFG9F)

304 7 How do you spell that funny German word that apparently has no equivalent in English other than "Hee, hee, hee"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 02:06 PM (J2vNu)

Schadenfreude......

Sehr Viel !!!!

Posted by: zooomzooom at October 31, 2023 02:51 PM (Y0Ei4)

305
Only a very girthy digital exam for Fauci is in order. Both hands on the examining table.

Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at October 31, 2023 02:51 PM (enJYY)

306 >>That reminds me. I need to find a longer hose for my pressure washer.


Might not be a bad idea to check your bin freezer to make sure it is running, too.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 02:52 PM (bNGXB)

307 Your average college class probably contains enough fat women with the hair colors representing the Palestinian flag. Probably willing to screech and protest, too. - Bitter Clinger

Plus, they'd clean out that McDonalds faster than a couple dozen mice.

Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2023 02:52 PM (njExo)

308 Hope he lives, just so he can stand trial for the murder of millions then hang from a gallows pole
Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at October 31, 2023 02:49 PM

Screw that, give him the same treatment he tortured Beagles to death with. Evil fuck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 02:52 PM (PWGWB)

309 A missile launched by the Houthis in Yemen toward Israel has hit Jordan.

---

They will blame Israel. I mean, that's who they were aiming at

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 02:52 PM (R8Jig)

310 Egypt to Gaza - just die already

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 02:52 PM (fZJG1)

311 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 57m
Yemen Declares war on Israel

▪️The Jamaat Ansarullah group and the Yemeni army have officially entered the war with Israel and wrote the official television channel "Hezbollah."

▪️Prior to that, the spokesman for the Yemeni armed forces, Brigadier General Yahya Sarie Anu, stated that the Yemeni armed forces had fired a powerful salvo of ballistic and cruise missiles as well as a large number of drones at various targets in Israel.

https://tinyurl.com/mt2fmxjy
3:24 minutes but no Brigadier translation!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:53 PM (krqg6)

312 Plus, they'd clean out that McDonalds faster than a couple dozen mice.

Posted by: Paco at October 31, 2023 02:52 PM (njExo)



True.

I suppose the advantage of using mice is that mice are cute, and might evoke a sympathetic response.

Screeching green haired college fatties, not so much.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2023 02:53 PM (Gldh7)

313 311 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 57m
Yemen Declares war on Israel

▪️The Jamaat Ansarullah group and the Yemeni army have officially entered the war with Israel and wrote the official television channel "Hezbollah."

▪️Prior to that, the spokesman for the Yemeni armed forces, Brigadier General Yahya Sarie Anu, stated that the Yemeni armed forces had fired a powerful salvo of ballistic and cruise missiles as well as a large number of drones at various targets in Israel.

https://tinyurl.com/mt2fmxjy
3:24 minutes but no Brigadier translation!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:53 PM (krqg6)

They answer to Iran; therefore Iran has declared war.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 02:53 PM (ynpvh)

314 Does anyone here have experience with Savior rifle bags? I'm thinking of getting one.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 02:54 PM (R38qh)

315 A Muslim anti-Israel protester in Birmingham, England spray painted dozens of mice the colors of the Palestine flag. He then released them at a McDonalds at the Star City location

Seems like a stupid way to try to make whatever point he was trying to make_ which was probably not "rodents support "Palestinians"?__

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 02:54 PM (RSbhh)

316 This braless blonde in an open shirt is pretty happy because she has managed to not hear the words "Anthony Fauci" for a long time:
https://is.gd/TnZ0FM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Trick...or....treat!
Posted by: Diogenes


* blink *

* blink *

.....give me a minute, I'm deciding!

Posted by: mikeski at October 31, 2023 02:54 PM (jTfu+)

317 The Houthis declared war on Israel? That's like the CAIR declaring war on New Jersey.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2023 02:54 PM (Y45pj)

318 That reminds me. I need to find a longer hose for my pressure washer.
Posted by: fd

The Paolo flashes, how you say, the 'Call Me' gesture.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 31, 2023 02:54 PM (VwNzI)

319 4 So, he tested positive?

Does he have symptoms?

Who's still getting tested these days?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

There's a billboard in our area that has a sick little kid on it, and it says: Flu or covid? Go get tested! Billboard aimed at the winemoms, evidently.

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at October 31, 2023 02:54 PM (Rbu5d)

320 So this clown got all his sisters and cousins together, spray-painted them the ugly colors of that shithole flag (looks like the shithole Pride flag, no?), and let them loose at McD's?
------------
Yes.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:54 PM (krqg6)

321 317 The Houthis declared war on Israel? That's like the CAIR declaring war on New Jersey.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2023 02:54 PM (Y45pj)

Who does CAIR work for?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

322 Why did he test for Covid? Who still tests for Covid?

Posted by: bonhomme

Idiot here at work felt sick so he ran out, got tested positive... then came in to get his shit to work remote...
Ok, asshole. The test has always been 50/50.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 31, 2023 02:55 PM (2yqAt)

323 319 4 So, he tested positive?

Does he have symptoms?

Who's still getting tested these days?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

There's a billboard in our area that has a sick little kid on it, and it says: Flu or covid? Go get tested! Billboard aimed at the winemoms, evidently.

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at October 31, 2023 02:54 PM (Rbu5d)

AIDS, MonkeyPox, COVID...
Does it matter what he's positive for?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

324 Stealing that!
Posted by: pookysgirl, meme thief
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Woohoo! Royalties!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:55 PM (krqg6)

325 This braless blonde in an open shirt is pretty happy because she has managed to not hear the words "Anthony Fauci" for a long time:
Posted by: Joe Mannix

I just got home from eye surgery and my eyesight is messed up for awhile.

But I can see that!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2023 02:55 PM (VwNzI)

326 Can I just eat my fucking fries!!

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2023 02:55 PM (Y45pj)

327 A missile launched by the Houthis in Yemen toward Israel has hit Jordan.


*radio squelch noise*
"Hello. This is observer. Left 200...miles, over."
*radio squelch noise*

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 02:56 PM (uSHSS)

328 @Chiefs fan yells “F*ck Hamas”
following a moment of silence for Israeli victims of terror.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 31, 2023 02:56 PM (Wj/z9)

329 why is this even news any more?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 31, 2023 02:56 PM (B1FKF)

330 Yemen is the North Korea of Arabia.

Another great place for an airport. And nothing else.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 02:56 PM (fZJG1)

331 Trick...or....treat!
Posted by: Diogenes

* blink *

* blink *

.....give me a minute, I'm deciding!
Posted by: mikeski at October 31, 2023 02:54 PM (jTfu+)

'Trick' involves a penis- not your penis.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 31, 2023 02:56 PM (mCgeJ)

332 I'm in for prayer also ace....if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 31, 2023 02:56 PM (hTMd7)

333 OMG! The Senate Finance Committee says the proposal to cut IRS funding to aid Israel will help Hamas. Their "logic" is IRS are able to slash Hamas funding by cracking down on fake charities, crypto, and other schemes used to fund them.

All that doesn't matter when Biden's admin funds them directly through aid packages and indirectly by releasing funds to Iran, who then fund Hamas.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 02:57 PM (R38qh)

334 they were pushing flu shots at costco the other day ...

Posted by: meal team 6 at October 31, 2023 02:57 PM (33546)

335 they were pushing flu shots at costco the other day ...
Posted by: meal team 6

Selling them in bulk?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (VwNzI)

336 333 OMG! The Senate Finance Committee says the proposal to cut IRS funding to aid Israel will help Hamas. Their "logic" is IRS are able to slash Hamas funding by cracking down on fake charities, crypto, and other schemes used to fund them.

All that doesn't matter when Biden's admin funds them directly through aid packages and indirectly by releasing funds to Iran, who then fund Hamas.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 02:57 PM (R38qh)

Can we send the Crossfire Hurricane folks to Yemen to investigate?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (ynpvh)

337 321 317 The Houthis declared war on Israel? That's like the CAIR declaring war on New Jersey.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2023 02:54 PM (Y45pj)

Who does CAIR work for?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

LOL. I just had the mental image of that scene from Austin Powers.

'WHO. DOES #2. WORK. FOR?!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (mCgeJ)

338 Maybe it's because it's STEM related but son hasn't mentioned lots of large girls with weirdly dyed hair in his classes and the only women I have seen on his campus with weirdly colored hair were 2 of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (RSbhh)

339 Conspicuously missing: Every single Ivy League university, and nearly every school that's had a major antisemitic incident in the past few weeks. We see you.

https://universitiesunitedagainstterrorism.org/

@Tulane @Harvard @Yale @BrownUniversity @Cornell @GWtweets @DrexelUniv @Columbia @nyuniversity @cooperunion @USC @UofCalifornia @UMich @EmoryUniversity @UCBerkeley @Princeton @Penn

Posted by: Braenyard at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (Wj/z9)

340 333 OMG! The Senate Finance Committee says the proposal to cut IRS funding to aid Israel will help Hamas. Their "logic" is IRS are able to slash Hamas funding by cracking down on fake charities, crypto, and other schemes used to fund them.

All that doesn't matter when Biden's admin funds them directly through aid packages and indirectly by releasing funds to Iran, who then fund Hamas.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 02:57 PM (R38qh)

========

I'm going to need evidence that the IRS has ever done that against Hamas. I'll take any example ever, but anything done in the previous three years or so would be better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

341 I thought this evil little garden gnome retired.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (mupln)

342 Who does CAIR work for?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

#2

Posted by: Austin Powers at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (CCSxw)

343 From 11:51 a.m. on the monkey thread:

OSINTdefender @sentdefender
The Houthi Terrorist Group in Yemen has announced that they launched a number of Ballistic and Land-Attack Cruise Missiles earlier today at Southern Israel, further stating that this is their Third Attack against Israel and that they are prepared to conduct more in the coming Hours, Days, and Weeks ahead.

OSINTdefender @sentdefender
The Israel Defense Force had Confirmed that the “Hostile Contact” which was Intercepted earlier today over the Red Sea by the “Arrow-2” Missile Defense Array was a Medium-Range Ballistic Missile launched from Yemen towards the City of Eilat in Southern Israel.

OSINTdefender @sentdefender
Israeli Combat Aircraft and a “Arrow 2” Anti-Ballistic Missile were launched earlier in order to Intercept a number of Hostile Drones and a Land-Attack Cruise Missile which were Detected over the Red Sea heading towards Southern Israel; this is the First Operational Use of the “Arrow” Aerial Defense System since the beginning of the War and March of 2017.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (krqg6)

344 335 they were pushing flu shots at costco the other day ...
Posted by: meal team 6

Selling them in bulk?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (VwNzI)

Is it like COVID vaxes and boosters? One is never enough? 5 is not enough?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (ynpvh)

345 World Press - Jews send missle off course to hit Jordan

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 02:59 PM (fwDg9)

346 People get very touchy about being disturbed when eating. I once saw a guy flatten some clown in Mickey D's when someone tried to grab some of his food. He then rather calmly sat back down and finished his meal. With the guy out cold on the floor. Everybody else also kinda shrugged and kept eating.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2023 02:59 PM (Y45pj)

347 LOL. I just had the mental image of that scene from Austin Powers.

'WHO. DOES #2. WORK. FOR?!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (mCgeJ)
----
I had the same thought...Horde mind, man...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2023 02:59 PM (YIVH2)

348 Prayers.... for teh covids.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2023 02:59 PM (Q4IgG)

349 So why haven't we heard a peep about Maui lately or did I miss it?

Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 31, 2023 02:59 PM (hTMd7)

350 >> World Press - Jews send missle off course to hit Jordan


It's gotta be the shooz!

Posted by: Mars Blackmon at October 31, 2023 03:00 PM (bNGXB)

351 I had the same thought...Horde mind, man...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2023 02:59 PM (YIVH2)

So did 342.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2023 03:00 PM (mCgeJ)

352 35 The more "boosters" you get the more covid you get
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2023 02:11 PM (bs+z0)

And other things, too.

This man has been collating data about spike proteins, the shot, etc. Dr Peter McCollough has a regimen to detox from the proteins, as mentioned in the video, if anyone is interested: https://tinyurl.com/2p9y9rwt

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at October 31, 2023 03:00 PM (Rbu5d)

353 they were pushing flu shots at costco the other day ...
Posted by: meal team 6

Post 'rona jab, I don't hardly trust any vaccine to not be tainted. Don't normally do the flu shot, but now definitely won't.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 31, 2023 03:00 PM (bdS4l)

354
*wtf!? maybe I've been bamboozeled by Pfizer*

*well, wth, it's not so bad, and me and the Mrs. have banked millions*

Posted by: Typhoid Tony at October 31, 2023 03:00 PM (XeU6L)

355 "Muriel Bowser introduces crime bill that includes ban on criminals wearing masks."

Only the criminals? So are you going to have to take and pass a criminal background check in order to buy masks now?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 31, 2023 03:00 PM (ou9hh)

356 337 321 317 The Houthis declared war on Israel? That's like the CAIR declaring war on New Jersey.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2023 02:54 PM (Y45pj)

Who does CAIR work for?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

LOL. I just had the mental image of that scene from Austin Powers.

'WHO. DOES #2. WORK. FOR?!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (mCgeJ)

https://youtu.be/85nKdbX1NO4

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 03:00 PM (ynpvh)

357 What do you call a female Houthi?

Houthi Mama.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 02:51 PM (PWGWB)
***

What do you call the Houthi war dance?

The Houthi Pouki

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 03:00 PM (uSHSS)

358 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
Jabaliya Analysis:
The massive damage reported in Gaza Jabaliya camp after a series of IDF strikes is likely attributed to the collapse of the underground tunnels, as bodies (likely Hamas terrorists) are still being pulled from the "rubble".

The Jabaliya residents are claiming that several minutes after an Israeli airstrike the ground around them began to collapse (tunnels?), leading to "massive casualties", many of whom fell into sinkholes (AKA Hamas tunnels) along with structural frames of the apartment buildings.

Hamas is warning some residents to leave the area due to the possibility of secondary explosions due to the presence of munitions (rockets) in the area.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 03:01 PM (krqg6)

359 He conveniently gets 'Covid' every time the evidence starts to pile up.

Sort of like Hollyweird cretins disappearing into 'rehab' after they shit the bed again.

Posted by: HR Dept Dibersity Hire at October 31, 2023 03:01 PM (MIu4T)

360 This is what happens when you personally and digitally conduct all of the anal swabbing that you possibly can.

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 03:01 PM (CHqTn)

361 338 Maybe it's because it's STEM related but son hasn't mentioned lots of large girls with weirdly dyed hair in his classes and the only women I have seen on his campus with weirdly colored hair were 2 of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (RSbhh)

Coloration and size are nature's way of saying "STAY AWAY!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 03:02 PM (ynpvh)

362 If Fauci says he has the Covids, I'm gonna need some independent verification, because everything out of and into that guy's mouth is a lie.

Including how many oligarch penises he must engulf.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 31, 2023 03:02 PM (dGCAG)

363 Let's go Covid!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 03:02 PM (PWGWB)

364 Who does CAIR work for?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

LOL. I just had the mental image of that scene from Austin Powers.

'WHO. DOES #2. WORK. FOR?!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM


I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 03:02 PM (aQy7p)

365 358 Hamas is warning some residents to leave the area due to the possibility of secondary explosions due to the presence of munitions (rockets) in the area.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 03:01 PM (krqg6)

========

Is it Israel's fault that there are residents in the area with munitions that could explode?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

366
Sort of like Hollyweird cretins disappearing into 'rehab' after they shit the bed again.
Posted by: HR Dept Dibersity Hire at October 31, 2023 03:01 PM (MIu4T)

In Amber Heard's case...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2023 03:02 PM (mCgeJ)

367 The Jabaliya residents are claiming that several minutes after an Israeli airstrike the ground around them began to collapse (tunnels?), leading to "massive casualties", many of whom fell into sinkholes (AKA Hamas tunnels) along with structural frames of the apartment buildings.

Hamas is warning some residents to leave the area due to the possibility of secondary explosions due to the presence of munitions (rockets) in the area.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 03:01 PM (krqg6)

Sounds like the IDF hit something big - good bet that there have already been a lot of secondary explosions underground, which would be why the ground began caving in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 03:03 PM (i9ffA)

368 Who does CAIR work for?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

LOL. I just had the mental image of that scene from Austin Powers.

'WHO. DOES #2. WORK. FOR?!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM

I'm glad I wasn't the only one.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I thought that was the intended joke...

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 31, 2023 03:03 PM (bdS4l)

369 58 Hamas is warning some residents to leave the area due to the possibility of secondary explosions due to the presence of munitions (rockets) in the area.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 03:01 PM (krqg6)

Gee I wonder why that would be?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 03:03 PM (PWGWB)

370 They answer to Iran; therefore Iran has declared war.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 02:53 PM (ynpvh)
++++
Not at all - that is the entire point of proxies in the first place.

But I doubt that this stuff is proxied. Iran is probably in direct control of the long-haul capability in Yemen. Yemenis are reckless retards and I suspect that Iran isn't quite reckless or retarded enough to hand them the keys.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 03:03 PM (ELpxa)

371 Also, Gaza sources report that the IDF on the beach spearhead has reached the Al Karama suburb of Gaza City, and there are intense clashes. This puts the IDF within less than 1KM of Al Shati camp, one of the most fortified Hamas neighborhoods

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
IDF says ground forces took control of a Hamas "military stronghold" in western Jabaliya in the Gaza Strip today. During fighting in the compound, which is used by the Jabaliya Battalion, forces killed several terrorists and the Air Force struck sites and other operatives. Some 50 terrorists killed today during ground operations, according to the IDF.

https://tinyurl.com/7yjx7sny
19 seconds; no sound airstrike footage; gee, an awfully big explosion for just one IDF bomb and maybe a secondary explosion. /sarc

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 03:04 PM (krqg6)

372 >>>Cruise Missile which were Detected over the Red Sea heading towards Southern Israel; this is the First Operational Use of the “Arrow” Aerial Defense System since the beginning of the War and March of 2017.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
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Don't we have destroyers stationed in the Red Sea?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 31, 2023 03:04 PM (Wj/z9)

373 Selling them in bulk?
Posted by: Tonypete
--------

Heh. Buy two, get one free.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2023 03:04 PM (XeU6L)

374 Maybe all of Gaza can fall into the crater.

Then the Med rushes in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 03:04 PM (fZJG1)

375 I keep reading Jambalaya...

Posted by: meal team 6 at October 31, 2023 03:04 PM (33546)

376 Is it Israel's fault that there are residents in the area with munitions that could explode?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

who know it might be dangerous to bury hundreds of tons of explosives underneath apartment buildings?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 03:04 PM (i9ffA)

377 The situation in Yemen, like Libya, is the result of Obama/Clinton's 'Arab Spring' initiative.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 03:04 PM (bNGXB)

378 Watch the initial bomb drop. There was a substantial secondary explosion on impact.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2023 03:05 PM (Y45pj)

379 This saddens me.


Also, I AM IN AGONY IN THIS FIRE.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at October 31, 2023 03:05 PM (aD39U)

380 USS Carney is probably by now Winchester and heading to reload.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 03:05 PM (fZJG1)

381 "Oh, good, my day will effectively end at 2:30 with the ending of my last meeting."
-Morning TJM

*pushes off suicidal thoughts*
-TJM, 35 minutes after "end" of call that's still going

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

382 "Muriel Bowser introduces crime bill that includes ban on criminals wearing masks."

Only the criminals? So are you going to have to take and pass a criminal background check in order to buy masks now?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 31, 2023 03:00 PM (ou9hh)

I'm so confused, I thought it was a crime to NOT wear a mask.

So if you're not a criminal, and you don't put one on, that MAKES you a criminal, in which case you're not allowed to put one on.

For all the children in Gaza, I'm sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 31, 2023 03:06 PM (dGCAG)

383 Sort of like Hollyweird cretins disappearing into 'rehab' after they shit the bed again.
Posted by: HR Dept Dibersity Hire
---------

Hey, it works.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 31, 2023 03:06 PM (XeU6L)

384 > The Houthi Pouki

The hell is a Pouki?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 03:06 PM (R38qh)

385 The Jabaliya residents are claiming that several minutes after an Israeli airstrike the ground around them began to collapse (tunnels?), leading to "massive casualties", many of whom fell into sinkholes (AKA Hamas tunnels) along with structural frames of the apartment buildings.

Hamas is warning some residents to leave the area due to the possibility of secondary explosions due to the presence of munitions (rockets) in the area.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 03:01 PM (krqg6)
++++
How could Israel kill those civilians?!

WE NEED A CEASE-FIRE!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 03:06 PM (ELpxa)

386 What do you call a female Houthi?

Houthi Mama.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 02:51 PM (PWGWB)
***

What do you call the Houthi war dance?

The Houthi Pouki
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 03:00 PM (uSHSS)

------------

What do you call the Houthi version of a pop rock group featuring Jesse Pinkman?

Houthi and The Blowfish.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 03:07 PM (CHqTn)

387 WE HAZ A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 03:07 PM (fwDg9)

388 375 I keep reading Jambalaya...
Posted by: meal team 6 at October 31, 2023 03:04 PM (33546)

https://tinyurl.com/bdz5b6me

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2023 03:07 PM (mCgeJ)

389 Let's go Covid!

clap clap
clap clap clap

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 03:07 PM (R38qh)

390 "Oh, good, my day will effectively end at 2:30 with the ending of my last meeting."
-Morning TJM

*pushes off suicidal thoughts*
-TJM, 35 minutes after "end" of call that's still going
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures

Hahaha, this is why I try never to even think, "Hey, I might leave early today." Guaranteed late departure.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 31, 2023 03:07 PM (bdS4l)

391 A million Nelson Muntzs saying a million times "ha-ha"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 31, 2023 03:07 PM (0dTR/)

392 384 > The Houthi Pouki

The hell is a Pouki?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 03:06 PM (R38qh)

Is it pronounced Hoe-thi or WHO-Thi?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 03:08 PM (ynpvh)

393 Elon Musk war crime!!!!

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5m
BREAKING: X has suspended the account of Hezbollah

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 03:08 PM (krqg6)

394 The situation in Yemen, like Libya, is the result of Obama/Clinton's 'Arab Spring' initiative.
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 03:04 PM (bNGXB)

I know almost nothing about what's going on in Yemen, except there are people saying it's a catastrophic shit show going on there... and that we're (the collective U.S. and Saudi actors) not the good guys.

Not sure the other guys are, but we're sure not.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 31, 2023 03:08 PM (dGCAG)

395 Since getting shot and boosted, my brother has had blood clots, pericarditis, myocarditis, arrhythmia, renal failure, and a stroke. He's now in the hospital with an unknown auto-immune disorder. I've been going to see him every day.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 31, 2023 02:40 PM (sWM8x)

Awful. Prayers up for him, and you.

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at October 31, 2023 03:08 PM (Rbu5d)

396 https://tinyurl.com/7yjx7sny
19 seconds; no sound airstrike footage; gee, an awfully big explosion for just one IDF bomb and maybe a secondary explosion. /sarc
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 03:04 PM (krqg6)

378 Watch the initial bomb drop. There was a substantial secondary explosion on impact.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2023 03:05 PM (Y45pj)

A second after that bomb hit, quarters began pouring out of a slot in that jet's dash.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 03:09 PM (i9ffA)

397
I don't wish the rat-faced mfer well.

Posted by: four seasons at October 31, 2023 03:09 PM (ichPI)

398 Conspicuously missing: Every single Ivy League university, and nearly every school that's had a major antisemitic incident in the past few weeks. We see you.

https://universitiesunitedagainstterrorism.org/

@Tulane @Harvard @Yale @BrownUniversity @Cornell @GWtweets @DrexelUniv @Columbia @nyuniversity @cooperunion @USC @UofCalifornia @UMich @EmoryUniversity @UCBerkeley @Princeton @Penn
Posted by: Braenyard at October 31, 2023 02:58 PM (Wj/z9)
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A lot of missing schools here.
The University where I teach is having a "discussion" on the events in the Middle East. I plan on going. Ought to be interesting.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 03:09 PM (uSHSS)

399 I'm going to need evidence that the IRS has ever done that against Hamas. I'll take any example ever, but anything done in the previous three years or so would be better.


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I am going to need evidence that the IRS does anything other than protect rich political donors and persecute conservatives.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 03:11 PM (R8Jig)

400 The Houthis have declared war on Israel.

Let's pray that the Hottentots remain neutral?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2023 03:11 PM (V8he0)

401 The situation in Yemen, like Libya, is the result of Obama/Clinton's 'Arab Spring' initiative.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2023 03:04 PM (bNGXB)

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Hillary's phone is still ringing from that 3:00 a.m. phone call.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 03:12 PM (CHqTn)

402 74 ***
Oh, yeah. In Low German it was probably "Neener, neener, neener."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 02:13 PM (J2vNu)

Neiner neiner neiner
Posted by: But with �mla�ts at October 31, 2023 02:15 PM (tiT0Z)

Niener Niener Niener

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at October 31, 2023 03:13 PM (Rbu5d)

403 The Houthi Pouki

The hell is a Pouki?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 03:06 PM (R38qh)

Is it pronounced Hoe-thi or WHO-Thi?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 03:08 PM (ynpvh
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Well pfouk it. Try to tell one joke!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 03:13 PM (uSHSS)

404 I am going to need evidence that the IRS does anything other than protect rich political donors and persecute conservatives.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 03:11 PM (R8Jig)

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Objection! Hunter Biden keeps & blows every penny of his billions dollar grift; not a dime goes to politicians except, of course, 10% for The Big Perv.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 03:16 PM (CHqTn)

405 Well pfouk it. Try to tell one joke!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 03:13 PM (uSHSS)

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It's a tough crowd and Muldoon has set the bar rather high.

Spoiled bastages!

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 03:18 PM (CHqTn)

406 https://tinyurl.com/7yjx7sny
19 seconds; no sound airstrike footage; gee, an awfully big explosion for just one IDF bomb and maybe a secondary explosion. /sarc
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 03:04 PM (krqg6)

378 Watch the initial bomb drop. There was a substantial secondary explosion on impact.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2023 03:05 PM

It was all the oxygen tanks that all the Pally kids were hooked up to.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 03:26 PM (PWGWB)

407 official television channel "Hezbollah."

Ronight at 7:00 Islamic Hardball followed at 8:00 by Jeopardy For Jewd and at 9:00 Smackdown! and end the evening with Have Bomb, Will Explode!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 03:31 PM (FVME7)

408 of all the people i personally know
that got covid multiple times
every single one of them
was vaxxed and boosted
every
single
one

Posted by: sound awake at October 31, 2023 03:46 PM (Ewmgs)

409 408 of all the people i personally know
that got covid multiple times
every single one of them
was vaxxed and boosted
every
single
one


i don't think that's how haiku works

Posted by: anachronda at October 31, 2023 03:49 PM (oY6Yp)

410 Here's hoping that the NYT Washington bureau chief comes down with it too.

Posted by: ruralcounsel at October 31, 2023 04:09 PM (96wFa)

411 400 The Houthis have declared war on Israel.

Let's pray that the Hottentots remain neutral?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2023 03:11 PM (V8he0)

do the Hittites know?

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at October 31, 2023 04:15 PM (Rbu5d)

412 Sometimes dinner come with special spike sauce.

Posted by: Wuhan Fortune Cookie at October 31, 2023 04:30 PM (5FPX4)

413 Faustus Fauci Never Had the Jabs.

Congress Exempted themselves from the Wonder Shot. Interesting, non? They were warned.

None of the movers and shakers got genuine, active-ingredient shots. Schmuckerberg warned his top (and only his top) Faceplant employees in late 2020 that we don't know how altering our DNA will affect our health -- so he recommended that they Not take it (you could see this 13-second leaked Zoom clip on Rumble, don't know if it's still there). When that was leaked, the Usual Suspects wailed that it was "taken out of context" -- but what "context" could change the plain meaning of that statement?

Posted by: Beverly at October 31, 2023 04:53 PM (Epeb0)

414 Praying he's as healthy as Matthew Perry.

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2023 04:57 PM (Hs8ej)

415 This is false in multiple ways. These two statements are not the same, "Has Covid Again" and "he tested positive for COVID". Tested positive could simply be the test detecting the changes in DNA inserted by the MnRA "vaccines", or detecting that he has been exposed to the virus. To "have COVID" means you are sick, with symptoms, does he have symptoms? No, then he does not have the disease.

And COVID, what COVID? COVID has been entirely replaced by Omicron, the symptoms and danger of which are those of the common cold. COVID is over, and has been for some time. If he says he has COVID, he should immediately be stripped of his medical license. There is no COVID, there is only Omicron, yet another version of the common cold. There used to be 4 versions of the common cold which were coronaviruses (what, you didn't know that?), now there are 5.

The key to propaganda is not what you say, it's what you don't say.

He just proved that he is not a doctor, and should not be allowed to call himself one. And after he is stripped of his medical license, we can proceed to the charges of medical malpractice and felony reckless endangerment.

Posted by: Nightfall at October 31, 2023 05:29 PM (xd3qE)

416 His movie Bombed and no parents are out buying the fake Kids book about his Childhood since it was probibly was totally fiction

Posted by: Tama the Drongo Bird at October 31, 2023 05:36 PM (wGqjj)

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