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Vienna Unveils $2 Million New Fountain and Oh Boy Where Do We Start
Everything woke turns to shit.
We can't have sculptures made by people who actually know how to sculpt -- that is White Supremacy In Action. Instead, we have to hire homeless people who make "outsider art" and unskilled cretins who make "Naive art" (innocent of any actual training or technique) and "primitive art." And this is what you get.Sound on:
A new fountain has been unveiled in Vienna, celebrating 150 years of the city's spring water supply.
— Culture Critic (@Culture_Crit) October 30, 2023
This is what they came up with, at a cost of €1.8 million of taxpayers' money...pic.twitter.com/BXPOM3vNbU
The city of Vienna, Austria, unveiled a 1.8 million euro ($1.9 million) fountain on Oct. 23 to commemorate the 150th anniversary of the city's modern water system, Heute reported. The city initially thought the project would cost 2.1 million euros, but the fountain, which includes 33 abstract humanoid figures, came in under budget, Heute reported."Abstract humanoid figures" = crap that idiot children made with cat poops A water system is one of the great, um, fonts of civilization. And this is how they honor it.
That long? Looks like you roughed it out over a (drinking) weekend.
Viennese mayor Michael Ludwig and Austrian President Alexander Van der Bellen attended the opening ceremony. "150 years ago, the water pipe brought the best quality drinking water to us from the Lower Austrian Alps. The day marks Vienna's liberation from water shortages and epidemics such as cholera," Ludwig tweeted in German. "The name of the anniversary fountain 'WirWasser' ['WeWater' in English] stands for the responsibility that society bears for water. The structurally very demanding fountain was built in just eight months," wrote Ludwig.
They destroyed the world and called it beautiful:
Others took issue with the fountain's design. "Human language has no words to describe how hideously ugly this is," one user posted in German, while another asked if the fountain was "surrounded by aliens."
Fountains in 1902: Fountains in 2023: pic.twitter.com/9wQmesAepn
— Culture Critic (@Culture_Crit) October 30, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2023 02:34 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 02:34 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 02:34 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 30, 2023 02:34 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 02:34 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: huerfano at October 30, 2023 02:35 PM (Q4KYm)
https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=56273
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 02:35 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Chillin the most at October 30, 2023 02:35 PM (0uQp2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 30, 2023 02:35 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 30, 2023 02:36 PM (F4VYo)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 30, 2023 02:36 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 02:34 PM (zjgNU)
Just watch The View…
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2023 02:36 PM (PCK5/)
What they would RIGHTLY CONCLUDE about the level of technology and cultural advancement?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 02:36 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 02:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2023 02:37 PM (GZ+sX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 30, 2023 02:37 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 02:37 PM (z5vMw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 30, 2023 02:37 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2023 02:37 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 30, 2023 02:37 PM (eYoxG)
THat is an embarrassment.
It needs to be mocked in movies and such.
The Fountainverse...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 02:37 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Golden Corral at October 30, 2023 02:37 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 30, 2023 02:38 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Glenn John at October 30, 2023 02:38 PM (RilAR)
Posted by: spindrift at October 30, 2023 02:38 PM (wwfd9)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2023 02:38 PM (2ShPH)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2023 02:38 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 30, 2023 02:38 PM (mj0Qp)
https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1718680902333571313
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 02:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 02:38 PM (z5vMw)
Posted by: XTC at October 30, 2023 02:38 PM (UnA8+)
h/t Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 02:36 PM (zjgNU)
My thoughts exactly. We still marvel at the pyramids but people will only be marveling at the idiocy of the society that paid for that ugly thing.
Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (n3DL0)
Cut them some slack, huh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (GZ+sX)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (LdYi7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (NYzgN)
It's a shallow pool.
Posted by: spindrift at October 30, 2023 02:38 PM (wwfd9)
And that's why Kalifornia can't build a dam worth a damn anymore...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (l10hq)
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If even German has no strangely-specific words to describe how ugly the fountain is, I think we can conclude that the man's statement is correct. lol
Posted by: ballistic at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (eD8KA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (naiw2)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (XqcwY)
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It would be a slap in the face for any city to install this crap, but in VIENNA? Home of some of the greatest art on the planet?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 02:25 PM (0N1h0)
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Contemporary public art and architecture are offensive on purpose. It's designed to degrade the public and enhance their subjugation through the imposition of oppressive ugliness and the grossly inappropriate.
The "Kuntshaus Graz" museum (museum of modern art built as a part of a "European Culture" program in the early aughts), also in Austria, is a prime example. It's an off-putting nightmare of inappropriate ugliness, imposing its will on the traditional architecture and aesthetic:
https://is.gd/f9flaw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 02:40 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 30, 2023 02:40 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 30, 2023 02:40 PM (as3uC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 30, 2023 02:40 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: nckate at October 30, 2023 02:40 PM (SnxUt)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 30, 2023 02:40 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 30, 2023 02:40 PM (3lCvD)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 02:40 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 30, 2023 02:40 PM (NYzgN)
And on that farm he had some ducks...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2023 02:41 PM (GZ+sX)
Good grief, Austria. Good grief.
Posted by: Tar Bae at October 30, 2023 02:41 PM (H200J)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2023 02:41 PM (63Dwl)
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If even German has no strangely-specific words to describe how ugly the fountain is, I think we can conclude that the man's statement is correct. lol
Posted by: ballistic at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (oqH4h)
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Saying it in German at all is a good start.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 02:41 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2023 02:41 PM (Bd6X8)
to be all over the American airwaves.
First, he's wearing a suit and then he kamikazes into some
Chinese kid and topples two of them over like a fat whale being beached.
It's hilarious.
I felt bad for the kid.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 02:41 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 02:41 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (naiw2)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (67cnY)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (eD8KA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (Ez+aA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (GZ+sX)
Posted by: European Union at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (RilAR)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 02:38 PM (z5vMw)
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That is EXACTLY what they look like.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (FVME7)
That amount of visual blight takes some doing.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 02:40 PM (IaTa3)
Oh, I assume the ugly is very intentional. Cultural self-loathing.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (N3zMI)
I mean in that sense, doesn't this fountain work perfectly?
The great Italian fountains are from a time of art and discovery, and it shows. This is a fountain from the time of retards and adult babies, and it certainly shows.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (GhJJH)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (3lCvD)
Posted by: Geoff Shotts at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (13ivK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (ynpvh)
We will light it in rainbow lights in June.
And you will not complain.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (NxC5+)
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Sanitation - water and sewer especially, but also refuse disposal and food safety - are great, titanic achievements and are of paramount importance to civilization - but it is also probably the single most important thing taken for granted by most.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 02:43 PM (eBuKF)
Im so proud of you guys
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Currently High on Hunter Biden's Crack at October 30, 2023 02:43 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 30, 2023 02:43 PM (Nh3aA)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 02:43 PM (z5vMw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (Ez+aA)
Now that's funny and accurate!
Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2023 02:43 PM (n3DL0)
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They remade it for their own purposes. The main purpose is humiliation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 02:43 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 02:43 PM (TGPs7)
From their website gelatin.net
Gelitin is comprised of four artists. They met first in 1978 when they all attended a summer camp. Since then they are playing and working together. 1993 they began exhibiting internationally.
Their Instagram page has all sorts of other examples of their, uh....style.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 30, 2023 02:43 PM (JCZqz)
A desperate Vienna calls out for one man...Alcibiades.
Posted by: Someone that's read about ancient Athens at October 30, 2023 02:44 PM (XqcwY)
(Snow sculpting is hard, and if the temprature doesn't stay low enough, all the details vanish and larger parts get misshapen. Or if they melt before the judging. Yes, you can use blankets and things to slow the melt, but sometimes there's not much you can do. My hometown has a contest every year, and sometimes, the frustration is palpable.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 30, 2023 02:44 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 02:44 PM (eD8KA)
Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (NxC5+)
Now THAT would be a fountain to behold!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 02:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 30, 2023 02:44 PM (auhHX)
There's a joke in there involving dead horses, but I can't dig it out.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 30, 2023 02:44 PM (m9hmt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: European Union at October 30, 2023 02:45 PM (RilAR)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 30, 2023 02:45 PM (/6GbT)
Guessing they were all sexually assaulted by the same Counselor?
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 02:45 PM (eD8KA)
We will light it in rainbow lights in June.
And you will not complain.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 30, 2023 02:42 PM (NYzgN)
I read that in the voice of Norman from "I, Mudd".
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 30, 2023 02:45 PM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 30, 2023 02:44 PM (m9hmt)
These nutsacks are DEFINITELY plant based....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2023 02:45 PM (GZ+sX)
Human language has no words to describe how hideously ugly this is," one user posted in German
That's a pretty low point if Germans can't describe in some incredibly long word how ugly something is.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2023 02:45 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Teleprompter at October 30, 2023 02:45 PM (oOorw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 02:45 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 02:45 PM (naiw2)
etiam ecco homo
Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2023 02:45 PM (oY6Yp)
Im so proud of you guys
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Currently High on Hunter Biden's Crack at October 30, 2023 02:43 PM (VTu1l)
Bibidum
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 02:45 PM (ynpvh)
Human language has no words to describe how hideously ugly this is," one user posted in German
That's a pretty low point if Germans can't describe in some incredibly long word how ugly something is.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2023 02:45 PM (enJYY)
Well what if they took that entire sentence and squeezed it together?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 30, 2023 02:45 PM (eYoxG)
There's a joke in there involving dead horses, but I can't dig it out.
It would behoove you to try.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2023 02:46 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023
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Just what we need: a giant Fusilli Jerry.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 02:46 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 30, 2023 02:43 PM (JCZqz)
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Huh. They're older than I would have thought.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 02:46 PM (DRSnL)
Houthi rebels : Iran = Lamb Chop : Shari Lewis
Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2023 02:46 PM (NLIak)
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Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (oOorw)
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Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (fwDg9)
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Biden FAA Pushing Diversity Hiring As Air Traffic Control System Falls Into Total Disarray
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What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: mister hankey at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (l10hq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2023 02:46 PM (Bd6X
I have neigh time for that.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (m9hmt)
There's a joke in there involving dead horses, but I can't dig it out.
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It would behoove you to try.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2023
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I heard a joke like that on an episode of Fetlock.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Nihilism is preferable to this. at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (CjGGv)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (9yUzE)
Gotta be some weirdo "artist".
Hell, coulda just ordered a nice one from Amazon.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at October 30, 2023 02:48 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 02:48 PM (naiw2)
Coming soon: Water as a public good, i.e.,
Demos (Liz Warren's daughter's outfit): Water as a Public Good: Pittsburgh's Our Water Campaign
This case study examines how community leaders forced the city of Pittsburgh to provide safe, accessible, and affordable water—and developed an accountability model in the process, by which everyday people can oversee the public water utility.
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 30, 2023 02:48 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 02:46 PM (DRSnL)
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100 quatloos says their boyfriends are lots younger.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2023 02:48 PM (oOorw)
Last time I checked Charlottesville is in Virginia, so unless all the people who voted on this were emigres from the North, it was not Yankees. However, you can blame the University and this Yankee-although I went to college in VA-thinks it's terrible for statues to be taken down and I admire Robert E, Lee for a number of his fine qualities..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 02:48 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 30, 2023 02:43 PM (JCZqz)
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I just looked at their Instagram page. What in the actual f*ck.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM (DRSnL)
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If even German has no strangely-specific words to describe how ugly the fountain is, I think we can conclude that the man's statement is correct. lol
Posted by: ballistic at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (oqH4h)
KeineWorteHorrorbeschreiben?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM (ynpvh)
Gotta be some weirdo "artist".
Hell, coulda just ordered a nice one from Amazon.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (R/m4+)
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Art is shit.
Posted by: Dadaists, curses be upon them at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2023 02:46 PM (Bd6X
I have neigh time for that.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (m9hmt)
Try to stick with the mane topic
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM (/6GbT)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (FVME7)
But Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg is going to be on Colbert tonight! EVERYTHING IS FINE. THIS IS FINE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Analyst
33-year-old Ohio woman charged with killing at least four men after meeting them for sex
https://tinyurl.com/8zafem8b
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I'm not sure she murdered them. Maybe they just turned to stone when they looked at her.
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Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 30, 2023 02:40 PM (NYzgN)
And on that farm he had some ducks...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2023 02:41 PM (GZ+sX)
I laughed waaay too hard at that.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Fountain of Trevi at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM (51G5w)
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Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM (DRSnL)
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Hey Jordan It was great to meet you and your husband at the MoMe.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 02:50 PM (z5vMw)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: PaleRider
If this were my novel, the friends of the protagonist would laser scan the fountain, redesign each of the figure in a neo-classical style, and do some midnight maintenance.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2023 02:50 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
and next week they'll both be dead of nuclear mutant ass covid or whatever the fuck thing it is they're pissing themselves over this week.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2023 02:50 PM (GZ+sX)
Posted by: Orson at October 30, 2023 02:50 PM (dIske)
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each of which has a different set of pronouns.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 30, 2023 02:50 PM (62tN4)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Diversity controllers guiding diversity pilots.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2023 02:50 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 30, 2023 02:50 PM (dpj62)
Posted by: Orson at October 30, 2023 02:51 PM (dIske)
100:1 - something decent and historically appropriate
5:1 - gay dudes
3:1 - John Brown
1.5:1 - poorly sculpted black guy
Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2023 02:51 PM (XqcwY)
That's a pretty low point if Germans can't describe in some incredibly long word how ugly something is.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2023
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Well what if they took that entire sentence and squeezed it together?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 30, 2023
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Unglaublich hasslich nein worten
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 02:51 PM (J2vNu)
I find it compelling.
Posted by: Pillsbury Doughboy at October 30, 2023 02:51 PM (enJYY)
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Can we trade California for Vienna and a fountain to be named later?
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 02:51 PM (eBuKF)
Last time I checked Charlottesville is in Virginia, so unless all the people who voted on this were emigres from the North, it was not Yankees. However, you can blame the University and this Yankee-although I went to college in VA-thinks it's terrible for statues to be taken down and I admire Robert E, Lee for a number of his fine qualities.
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Fen, Charlottesville is known as Spooksville cuz of all the Intel Agencies there. Its a fucking clown show of spooks. Did you ever wonder why UVA hired both Robert Mueller and Liz Chaney to teach there after they both publicly shit themselves?
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 02:51 PM (naiw2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
"Hey, i think the second one from the right is supposed to be Muhammad."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2023 02:51 PM (GZ+sX)
Playing that drove the dog ape shit. Sounded like a first grade violin lesson that could take out an ear drum.
Posted by: Barney Rubble at October 30, 2023 02:51 PM (Zb5BF)
You shouldn't. Some cave art (Leaping Bison at Altamira; Lascaux Caverns) really IS great art.
The Leaping Bison anticipates Picasso, imo.
Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2023 02:51 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (oOorw)
Another European abomination.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2023 02:52 PM (BdMk6)
He gets zero attention because it's actual art and actual beauty.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 02:52 PM (so2Ih)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 30, 2023 02:52 PM (7Vi0c)
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 30, 2023 02:52 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Arno Brecker at October 30, 2023 02:52 PM (51G5w)
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each of which has a different set of pronouns.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 30, 2023 02:50 PM (62tN4)
And more gender identities than an LGBTBBQWTF+ gathering.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 02:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2023 02:52 PM (FQmDC)
David is a masterpiece of Italian Renaissance sculpture, created from 1501 to 1504 by Michelangelo.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 30, 2023 02:52 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 02:50 PM (z5vMw)
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You too, Blake! What a great surprise!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 02:52 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 30, 2023 02:52 PM (GshMh)
@DailyCaller
Biden FAA Pushing Diversity Hiring As Air Traffic Control System Falls Into Total Disarray
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What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 02:47 PM (FVME7)
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Pilots will have to wing it?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2023 02:53 PM (2ShPH)
I can't get over the small penis though TBH
Posted by: David French at October 30, 2023 02:53 PM (XqcwY)
Supporting the idea of destroying the classics with crap:
https://tinyurl.com/y66mh4r4
Just looking at this clip will make you as fiercely heterosexual as Cory Booker: https://tinyurl.com/4mrwtcea
I THOUGHT this one looked promising, with a lady in her undies, but it's not a picture, it's a short video clip, and it gets...weird. I don't understand these wackos. https://tinyurl.com/56ejpkdf
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 30, 2023 02:53 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: 18-1
Above the bird (in the background) is a big dick pissing in the pool.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 30, 2023 02:53 PM (GTQR/)
"Hey, i think the second one from the right is supposed to be Muhammad."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2023 02:51 PM (GZ+sX)
Oh.....that's genius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm not sure she murdered them. Maybe they just turned to stone when they looked at her.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023
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Well, remember, Medusa's two sisters were immortal. If one of them could manage to keep those hair-snakes under control . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 02:53 PM (J2vNu)
5:1 - gay dudes
3:1 - John Brown
1.5:1 - poorly sculpted black guy
Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2023 02:51 PM (XqcwY)
1:1 - George Floyd
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 02:53 PM (Ez+aA)
Posted by: Orson at October 30, 2023 02:50 PM (dIske)
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It's a public art installation. All of them - and this is not a hyperbolic broad brush, it is true, as near as I can tell, in 100% of cases throughout the western world - have their genesis in gaggles of patronizing assholes.
Posted by: Dadaists, curses be upon them at October 30, 2023 02:53 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 02:54 PM (ELpxa)
Billboards against antisemiticism appearing above Massachusetts highways.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 02:54 PM (TGPs7)
Daily Loud
@DailyLoud
SKIMS by Kim Kardashian becomes the Official Underwear Partner of the NBA.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM
SKIDS was already taken?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2023 02:54 PM (enJYY)
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This makes it sound like there were more than four there and some got away?
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 02:54 PM (so2Ih)
David is a masterpiece of Italian Renaissance sculpture, created from 1501 to 1504 by Michelangelo.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 30, 2023 02:52 PM (NYzgN)
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Today you can do the same this with a 3D printer, from 15:01 to 15:04.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2023 02:54 PM (2ShPH)
How wonderful that the former Congresswoman from Wyoming was able to get a job in her home state.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 30, 2023 02:54 PM (9yUzE)
And can't agree on anything.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2023 02:54 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2023 02:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 02:54 PM (51G5w)
I THOUGHT this one looked promising, with a lady in her undies, but it's not a picture, it's a short video clip, and it gets...weird. I don't understand these wackos. https://tinyurl.com/56ejpkdf
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 30, 2023 02:53 PM (JCZqz)
What the smothered in gravy f*ck is THAT?!!??
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Billboards against antisemiticism appearing above Massachusetts highways.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 02:54 PM (TGPs7)
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"Nah. Hitler is a scientific government guy. He'd never do mass murder against me."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 02:55 PM (GBKbO)
They may very well be. It's just possible that the people who voted for its removal are life long Virginians. Progressives live in Charlottesville too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 02:55 PM (RSbhh)
I can't get over the small penis though TBH
Posted by: David French
David didn't need a gun to get things done -
Big Gun - Little Dick fallacy busted.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 30, 2023 02:55 PM (GTQR/)
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"By 2030, you will have no water -- and be happy."
-- Shit Some Other Idiot Austrian Said, Vol. II
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 02:55 PM (eBuKF)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 02:55 PM (naiw2)
Posted by: JB1000 at October 30, 2023 02:56 PM (5HgY/)
That was for the benefit for Obama in case he reads the article.
Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 02:56 PM (MNhXM)
405 "++++
Contemporary public art and architecture are offensive on purpose. It's designed to degrade the public and enhance their subjugation through the imposition of oppressive ugliness and the grossly inappropriate."
Communist memetic warfare, damn near 100 years, but still going strong even though the Soviet Union is long gone.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 30, 2023 02:56 PM (+vFC3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2023 02:41 PM (Bd6X
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Kinda looks like a bad imitation of a Muppet wrapped as a mummy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 30, 2023 02:56 PM (F4bAW)
And can't agree on anything.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2023 02:54 PM (Q4IgG)
Aw C'mon. They could still feel their way to making something MUCH better.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 02:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you
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We are going to have a blast though learning to sail the seas together.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 02:56 PM (so2Ih)
You can bring a Neanderthal to water, but you can't make him make a decent sculpture.
Posted by: Some Ancient Alien at October 30, 2023 02:56 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 30, 2023 02:57 PM (9yUzE)
They may very well be. It's just possible that the people who voted for its removal are life long Virginians. Progressives live in Charlottesville too.
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No one voted for shit. It was an Op designed to give Hillary a meaning to her presidency.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 02:57 PM (naiw2)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 30, 2023 02:53 PM (JCZqz)
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Ah, yes. A classic. Not the "piece" itself, but the approach.
Just put your gross and creepy sexual fetishes and other perversions on display to discordant backing music and call it "avant garde."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 02:57 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 02:57 PM (51G5w)
Posted by: garrett
If it was cooked al demented, sure.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 02:57 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 30, 2023 02:57 PM (aBJcM)
Europe has the Michelin Man/Turd Squirt People of Vienna.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 30, 2023 02:58 PM (lf83v)
In France there's a movement to ban all airline flights under 4 hours.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 30, 2023 02:58 PM (9yUzE)
https://tinyurl.com/8zafem8b
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I'm not sure she murdered them. Maybe they just turned to stone when they looked at her.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM (FVME7)
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There is no way that chick is 20 years younger than me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 02:58 PM (DRSnL)
5:1 - gay dudes
3:1 - John Brown
1.5:1 - poorly sculpted black guy
Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2023 02:51 PM (XqcwY)
1:1 - George Floyd
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
3:5 - Handstand twerking Tiara Mack
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 30, 2023 02:58 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 30, 2023 02:57 PM (aBJcM)
It's a "Special" Statute.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 02:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
It's not a Tesla.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2023 02:58 PM (Y2tls)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 30, 2023 02:58 PM (GTQR/)
Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2023 02:58 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 02:59 PM (jRVcc)
Posted by: Say what you want about National Socialism, it's an ethos. at October 30, 2023 02:59 PM (CjGGv)
They could have hired a bunch 3rd graders at $10.00 an hour and gotten a better result.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 02:59 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 02:59 PM (NpAcC)
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No they couldn't. Child labor laws.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 02:59 PM (ELpxa)
A cat sphincter is kind of a 3d printer, I guess.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 30, 2023 03:00 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 30, 2023 03:00 PM (qPw5n)
That one figure looks like he's made of one long rope of poop.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 03:00 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 02:59 PM (NpAcC)
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No they couldn't. Child labor laws.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 02:59 PM (ELpxa)
It's called out-sourcing. China can do it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 03:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 30, 2023 03:00 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 30, 2023 02:58 PM (9yUzE)
Because it's so much Better For The Environment for fifty people to drive for two days instead.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2023 03:00 PM (ap6PH)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 03:00 PM (fwDg9)
I occasionally see douchebags stacking rocks in groups. I can now go and kick them over under protection of the law. I fucking hate those people that think they're being 'creative.' Fuck all of them.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 03:00 PM (l10hq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2023 03:01 PM (vy8n7)
Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2023 03:01 PM (NLIak)
It’s all extruded cement over styrofoam forms. Really neat but no artisan expertise involved.
Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 03:01 PM (MNhXM)
I'm not sure she murdered them. Maybe they just turned to stone when they looked at her.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
The Power of The P has always been simply irresistible.
Start with Adam.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 03:01 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 03:01 PM (eD8KA)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 30, 2023 03:01 PM (lf83v)
We don't have the skilled artisans necessary to cut stone and marble like that any more.
Same with architecture. The Notre Dame Cathedral will *never* be rebuilt like it was because we can't do that sort of work anymore.
Our architects aren't capable of designing beauty. Which is why all we get is neo-brutalist style and other crap.
Posted by: EFG at October 30, 2023 03:01 PM (Ae67h)
Meth and murder probably age one.
Still, these dude's calculated she was a 1.
I question the math. But I suspect drugs played a role in that too.
Posted by: Dorian Gray at October 30, 2023 03:01 PM (CjGGv)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 03:01 PM (wbugR)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 02:59 PM (jRVcc)
When you're inspired by a White Zombie album cover......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/8zafem8b
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I'm not sure she murdered them. Maybe they just turned to stone when they looked at her.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023
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And I thought they made Charlize Theron look ugly in Monster!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (J2vNu)
They brought in a bunch of would be Afghani women artists and in the class in the video taught them about some European "art" that was just a urinal.
Now...if you know *anything* about 'Stani Islam you know its very very conservative so...you'd think you'd bring in example of Islamic art and start with that, or hell, landscapes or fruit or....anything other then that.
But no...the geniuses in the government knew nothing of Islam and wanted to prove it...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 02:59 PM (NpAcC)
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No they couldn't. Child labor laws.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Yes they could. Even if child labor laws prevented it, an empty lot would look better than the fountain.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (JCZqz)
And now this.
Oh, Douglas, now this. It's over, man.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (dGCAG)
Leonardo Dicaprio's 25 Year Old Girlfriend Got Caught Fingering His Booty Hole Outside A Halloween Party In West Hollywood
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (krqg6)
They could have just put a Bathroom Stall up, around the fountain, and got the art for Free.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (eD8KA)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 30, 2023 02:53 PM (JCZqz)
What the smothered in gravy f*ck is THAT?!!??
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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LMFAO.
I can only imagine this must be what it's like to experience a bad acid trip.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (eBuKF)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
They were all over the place in Yosemite the last time I was there. As if Yosemite itself wasn't enough.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 03:03 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2023 03:03 PM (PCK5/)
Leonardo Dicaprio's 25 Year Old Girlfriend Got Caught Fingering His Booty Hole Outside A Halloween Party In West Hollywood
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (krqg6)
I guess the bear rubbed off on him more than we thought.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 03:03 PM (wbugR)
Leonardo Dicaprio's 25 Year Old Girlfriend Got Caught Fingering His Booty Hole Outside A Halloween Party In West Hollywood
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She is concerned about his prostate health.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 30, 2023 03:03 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2023 03:03 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 03:00 PM (l10hq)
If you were to get caught knocking over an inukshuk in northern Canada, you would be in for a world of hurt. "First Nations Art" doncha know?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 03:04 PM (Ez+aA)
Posted by: andycanuck
Okay, I'll bite - is this a good thing or bad thing?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 03:04 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2023 02:34 PM (bs+z0)
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I see what's literrally a giant turd sculpted out of marble in the picture, and that's literally the only part of the protest fountain that demonstrates any talent.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 30, 2023 03:04 PM (pIx7m)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 30, 2023 03:04 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 03:04 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 03:04 PM (51G5w)
Leonardo Dicaprio's 25 Year Old Girlfriend Got Caught Fingering His Booty Hole Outside A Halloween Party In West Hollywood
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (krqg6)
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That's hot!
Posted by: Drunk Don LeMon at October 30, 2023 03:04 PM (eBuKF)
LMFAO.
I can only imagine this must be what it's like to experience a bad acid trip.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (eBuKF)
And people thought LSD wasn't a thing anymore......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 30, 2023 03:04 PM (3lCvD)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
I saw an anti-anti-Semitism PSA the other day. A Jewish mother discovers a Swastika painted on her garage door as she drives her children to school and her white male neighbor looks on. When she returns, the Swastika has been painted over and the white male has paint on his shoes. For once, the white male is not the bad guy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 03:05 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: DOYLE at October 30, 2023 03:05 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: BEN R at October 30, 2023 03:05 PM (Hkcdp)
Now...if you know *anything* about 'Stani Islam you know its very very conservative so...you'd think you'd bring in example of Islamic art and start with that, or hell, landscapes or fruit or....anything other then that.
But no...the geniuses in the government knew nothing of Islam and wanted to prove it...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (XqcwY)
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It wasn't ignorance. The Dadaists - including Duchamp and his urinal - were anti-art. The slogan was literally "art is shit" - I wasn't kidding in 129. The interwar malaise and weaponization of art was just beginning, but the Dadists got in on the ground floor.
That's what this is. Go teach the backwards Afghans that art is shit and so anything is art and nothing is. Impose the nihilistic hatred of beauty on them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 03:05 PM (ELpxa)
What they would RIGHTLY CONCLUDE about the level of technology and cultural advancement?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 02:36 PM (zjgNU)
What we know about the planet is only due to what has been preserved. Fossils, dinosaur bones, dug up graves, statues, carvings... artifacts.
However, one theory says maybe this is just the latest version of the planet. Maybe this is only what survived the last great cataclysm.
So if we're lucky, this won't.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 03:05 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Shell Companies R Us at October 30, 2023 03:05 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2023
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I wsa trying to explain to MIss Linda the other day what that "sharp s"/Eszett character was in German printing. Finally I said, "When you see it, translate it to 'ss'."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 03:05 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2023 03:05 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Viennese Sculptor Checking His Schedule at October 30, 2023 03:05 PM (wzAuc)
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No one voted for shit. It was an Op designed to give Hillary a meaning to her presidency.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 02:57 PM (naiw2)
Don't forget that it was Nikki Haley that started this trend.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2023 03:06 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2023 02:46 PM (Bd6X
I bridled at this awful pun.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 30, 2023 03:06 PM (6xRrr)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 03:06 PM (fwDg9)
Thank God we're all dead!
Posted by: The Hapsburg Emperors! at October 30, 2023 03:06 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 03:04 PM (51G5w)
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ISWYDT.
;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 03:06 PM (eBuKF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/LI5TIg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 03:07 PM (ELpxa)
Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Biden Admin's John Kirby on spiking anti-Semitism: "It’s dangerous. It’s unacceptable, anywhere in the world ... Now, there’s obviously also a rise in anti-Muslim hate and — and activity as well."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 03:07 PM (FVME7)
Leonardo Dicaprio's 25 Year Old Girlfriend Got Caught Fingering His Booty Hole Outside A Halloween Party In West Hollywood
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (krqg6)
When you say "caught," do you mean the finger got stuck?
Cuz that happens. Or so I'm told.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 03:07 PM (dGCAG)
Why not ring off here for a few hours, and go out into the real world, exercising your manhood in the arena of public opinion? You don't seem to be afraid of All Them Yankees here. Howscum not in real world? Ya skeered? I don't think you can do it.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 30, 2023 03:07 PM (4PZHB)
https://is.gd/LI5TIg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 03:07 PM (ELpxa)
Now there is a masterpiece of the surgical arts.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 30, 2023 03:08 PM (3lCvD)
But by all means kicked them down; any jackass can kick down a monument, but it takes a sculptor to build one.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 30, 2023 03:08 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Paco at October 30, 2023 03:08 PM (njExo)
Very healing, I am told.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 03:08 PM (xhaym)
Trink Wasser: is that Wink Martindale's other Austrian cousin?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 03:08 PM (xG4kz)
Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Biden Admin's John Kirby on spiking anti-Semitism: "It’s dangerous. It’s unacceptable, anywhere in the world ... Now, there’s obviously also a rise in anti-Muslim hate and — and activity as well."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 03:07 PM (FVME7)
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*Kevin Bacon from Animal House gif*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 03:08 PM (GBKbO)
https://is.gd/LI5TIg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a
I bet she squirts just like a fountain.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 03:08 PM (l10hq)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2023 02:49 PM (BdMk6) "
been thinking that for quite a few years now, and it keeps getting worse and more obvious.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 30, 2023 03:08 PM (+vFC3)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2023 03:08 PM (UJsDx)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:08 PM (naiw2)
Posted by: Busty blondes in a one piece at October 30, 2023 03:09 PM (NBVIP)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (krqg6)
When you say "caught," do you mean the finger got stuck?
Cuz that happens. Or so I'm told.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 03:07 PM (dGCAG)
Maybe she was spelunking for a ring she lost?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 03:09 PM (Ez+aA)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 03:09 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Paco at October 30, 2023 03:09 PM (njExo)
Turns out this kid was arrested in May for his connection with several armed carjackings. He was 12 at the time.
https://is.gd/ZBTp2T
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 03:09 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Is there a Sarah Jessica Parker joke in there somewhere?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 03:09 PM (FVME7)
She is concerned about his prostate health.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 30, 2023 03:03 PM
It *used* to be part of the annual check up for males. ObamaCare seems to have removed the digital part for a more girthy appendage.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2023 03:10 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2023
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I bridled at this awful pun.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 30, 2023
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So did I.
Posted by: Whinny Mandela at October 30, 2023 03:10 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 30, 2023 03:10 PM (3lCvD)
But still — a urinal?!?
Posted by: BEN R at October 30, 2023 03:10 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 03:10 PM (9Tczp)
From this day forward, all public architecture must look like it was fashioned by someone who played with their feces.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 03:10 PM (xG4kz)
___
Obviously? I think he's making that last part up.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 30, 2023 03:10 PM (fs1hN)
I then emptied the contents of a trashcan onto a piece of cardboard and used some spray adhesive to keep the trash from falling off.
It earned me an A.
Not sure what the lesson is here, but it does make one wonder about the mindset some artists, and their benefactors have.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2023 03:11 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 30, 2023 03:11 PM (F4VYo)
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at October 30, 2023 03:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 03:10 PM (9Tczp)
He just made a movie. He's got money to burn, so he can buy the more talented whores now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Turns out this kid was arrested in May for his connection with several armed carjackings. He was 12 at the time.
https://is.gd/ZBTp2T
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 03:09 PM (0N1h0)
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*race war pending reveal of race*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 03:11 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: The Packlids at October 30, 2023 03:11 PM (UJsDx)
Actually cairns should only be used if you are truly lost as an indicator of where you came from - so you may backtrack. Now with GPS there is no need for cairns or blazes.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 03:12 PM (l10hq)
Posted by: BEN R at October 30, 2023 03:12 PM (Hkcdp)
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This is true.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:12 PM (naiw2)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 03:12 PM (fKIdX)
@TobiasTook
·
9m
This fountain's depiction of Mohammed is offensive.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 30, 2023 03:10 PM (3lCvD)
🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 03:12 PM (jRVcc)
Posted by: wth at October 30, 2023 03:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 03:12 PM (xG4kz)
Why just the other day a group of rabid Jews stormed an airport and tried to lynch a bunch of Muslims.
Oh wait…
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 03:12 PM (9Tczp)
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*race war pending reveal of race*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 03:11 PM (GBKbO)
"He was such a good boy never doing nuthin to nobody."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 03:13 PM (MNhXM)
Stunning! Bold! Eclectic! Edgy!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2023 03:13 PM (XeU6L)
So, the quickest way to a man's heart is still "through his stomach", but in a roundabout sort of way?
Posted by: Paco at October 30, 2023 03:13 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Here's an assortment:
https://tinyurl.com/muu98akd
https://is.gd/RqdAAQ
https://is.gd/3JK4we
https://is.gd/4KPecC
https://is.gd/yQfATu
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 03:13 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2023 03:14 PM (UJsDx)
Not sure what the lesson is here, but it does make one wonder about the mindset some artists, and their benefactors have.
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I used to catalog a lot of theses & dissertations. One of my favorites was an MFA thesis in sculpture. The "sculpture" was a metal clothes rack like department stores have, with pantyhose draped over wire hangers. This gets you a master's degree.
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 30, 2023 03:14 PM (aBJcM)
So, the quickest way to a man's heart is still "through his stomach", but in a roundabout sort of way?
Posted by: Paco at October 30, 2023 03:13 PM (njExo)
I think there was a South Park about that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
This busty blonde in a one-piece does *not* want to frolic in that fountain - hell, she doesn't even want to look at the damn thing:
https://is.gd/LI5TIg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Boobs do not appear to touch. Tough call.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2023 03:14 PM (enJYY)
But by all means kicked them down; any jackass can kick down a monument, but it takes a sculptor to build one.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 30, 2023 03:08 PM (nnp+f)
Other side of the coin: if you build a cairn for a legitimate purpose, like trail marker for a following party, have the couth to tear it down once it has served its purpose. Otherwise, the wilderness gets filled with the damned things, rendering them all useless.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 03:14 PM (Ez+aA)
You won't see many modern fountains with mermaids like her on them.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 30, 2023 03:14 PM (RxNhc)
Posted by: Ongo Gablogian at October 30, 2023 03:14 PM (PiwSw)
https://tinyurl.com/yzkb933w
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 03:15 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Karening about Cairns at October 30, 2023 03:15 PM (CjGGv)
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Imma thinking squirters are fiction dreamed up by pron guys.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:15 PM (naiw2)
Step one: brand fountain figure an insult to Mohammad.
Step two: spread the word
Step three: religon of peace removes fountain.
Posted by: DOYLE at October 30, 2023 03:15 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 30, 2023 03:15 PM (3lCvD)
100:1 - something decent and historically appropriate
5:1 - gay dudes
3:1 - John Brown
1.5:1 - poorly sculpted black guy
Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2023 02:51 PM (XqcwY)
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1:2 - St. George Floyd
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 03:15 PM (eBuKF)
https://tinyurl.com/yzkb933w
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 03:15 PM (RSbhh)
++++
But the two ladies appear to be in agreement, so everyone's a winner!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 03:16 PM (ELpxa)
3-d printed statue of Angela Merkel collapsed under its own weight in an ironic echo of Merkel's planned economy and ruling coalition
https://tinyurl.com/2w3hpmrz
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 03:16 PM (xhaym)
--"Whether or not there was an actual insurrection is irrelevant"
They are trying to keep him off the ballot because he incited an insurrection.
--He knew his followers watching his speech in the ellipse were heavily armed!
Nobody was found with a gun
--He told his followers to go to the capitol and incited them to enter!
They breached the capitol before Trump's speech ended, nobody at the speech was there.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 30, 2023 03:16 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2023 03:16 PM (mupln)
I guess the rejects from Kindergarten art class are cheap.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 30, 2023 03:16 PM (xttsV)
Imma thinking squirters are fiction dreamed up by pron guys.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:15 PM (naiw2)
Nope.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 30, 2023 03:16 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2023 03:16 PM (mupln)
It looks like it was made from Play-Doh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
He absolutely hated ‘ deviant art ‘ .
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He dressed well and was kind to dogs. Oh, and he didn't drool.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:17 PM (naiw2)
Can we purchase cairn offsets?
Posted by: Like carbon offsets, but dumberer at October 30, 2023 03:17 PM (CjGGv)
Here's an assortment:
https://tinyurl.com/muu98akd
https://is.gd/RqdAAQ
https://is.gd/3JK4we
https://is.gd/4KPecC
https://is.gd/yQfATu
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 03:13 PM (ELpxa)
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That art is ugly, but it's Michelangelo compared to that fountain. The fountain literally looks like piles of penises and feces were slapped together by acid-tripping retards with no hands.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 03:09 PM (Ez+aA)
Everyone needs a hobby, who am I to judge.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 03:17 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: John Carpenter at October 30, 2023 03:17 PM (xttsV)
https://tinyurl.com/yzkb933w
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 03:15 PM (RSbhh)
++++
But the two ladies appear to be in agreement, so everyone's a winner!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 03:16 PM (ELpxa)
Symbiosis in action…
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2023 03:17 PM (PCK5/)
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The demon horse at the airport is creepy AF.
I love the big nosy bear at the convention center though.
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 30, 2023 03:18 PM (aBJcM)
https://tinyurl.com/2w3hpmrz
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 03:16 PM (xhaym)
They nailed it with her, bringing out just how hideous a woman she actually is.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Yes, but woman in modest attire was evidently smarter than woman needing to deeply contemplate her boobs before giving an opinion on supposed artwork.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 03:18 PM (RSbhh)
As one commenter said up above, the music on the video is perfect.
Posted by: Paco
I would like to know where they dug up that recording of my fourth grade class rendering musical violence on our "symphonettes" for our suffering parents and siblings.
That said, somewhere there is an equally dreadful rendering of "My Heart Will Go On" that I believe made an appearance on this site.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 03:19 PM (xG4kz)
Leonardo Dicaprio's 25 Year Old Girlfriend Got Caught Fingering His Booty Hole Outside A Halloween Party In West Hollywood
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (krqg6)
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That's hot!
Posted by: Drunk Don LeMon at October 30, 2023 03:04 PM
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BECAUSE DON LEMON WOULDN'T WANT A GIRL TOUCHING HIM SEXUALLY IN ANY WAY. BECAUSE HE'S GAY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 30, 2023 03:19 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
"FRANKS AND BEANS!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2023 03:16 PM (mupln)
It looks like it was made from Play-Doh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
__________
See my comment above. Looks like it was made from penises and feces.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 03:19 PM (iFTx/)
Turns out this kid was arrested in May for his connection with several armed carjackings. He was 12 at the time.
You shush! He was turnin' his life around.
Posted by: His Mama at October 30, 2023 03:19 PM (V8he0)
If she wants to make it to 26 year old girlfriend she knows she's got to get creative...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2023 03:19 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
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Oh, there's plenty of that crap in Denver, too.
https://is.gd/UZAshM
https://is.gd/K8tqjC
https://is.gd/SMerVR
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 03:19 PM (ELpxa)
Only if GPS works and ever person should be able to land nav without it. Army BLC, or to get your ESB or even for things like ASF selection you better be shooting an azimuth with your lensatic compass, not making piles of rocks. It's a giant fail for any person out in deep terrain to be totally dependent on GPS.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 03:20 PM (51G5w)
Turns out this kid was arrested in May for his connection with several armed carjackings. He was 12 at the time.
https://is.gd/ZBTp2T
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 03:09 PM (0N1h0)
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It is not suddenly OK for LEO's to execute black children?
Posted by: BLM Antifa Shock Troops Awaken! at October 30, 2023 03:20 PM (a/kp4)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:20 PM (naiw2)
See my comment above. Looks like it was made from penises and feces.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 03:19 PM (iFTx/)
But Play-Doh is non-toxic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Leonardo Dicaprio's 25 Year Old Girlfriend Got Caught Fingering His Booty Hole Outside A Halloween Party In West Hollywood
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (krqg6)
Giving me ideas!
Posted by: Lauren Bobert at October 30, 2023 03:20 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 03:18 PM (RSbhh)
But the woman in the one-piece is smart enough to know that men also like to contemplate her boobs, and she probably earned a nice payday by posing for the photograph. (which is really no different from what one might find on a tourist brochure for some tropical resort)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 03:21 PM (Ez+aA)
Posted by: BLM Antifa Shock Troops Awaken! at October 30, 2023 03:20 PM (a/kp4)
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It is not okay. Burning DC would be an appropriate response.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 03:21 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 30, 2023 03:18 PM (aBJcM)
++++
I hate that thing. Denver's weird gigantic and childish public art is creepy and weird and bad.
When I lived there, I was always tempted to make a big, blue papier-mache coil of turds and dump it on the lawn under the stupid thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 03:21 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:15 PM (naiw2)
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[WARNING: TMI DISCLAIMER:]
Believe it or not, happened two or three times with my ex. First time I thought she was urinating on my face.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 03:21 PM (eBuKF)
You won't see many modern fountains with mermaids like her on them.
OK, now I get the mermaid-manatee connection.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2023 03:21 PM (Bd6X8)
That one is the all time champ, because the artist was delaying the delivery date to extort more $$$ and then — the sculpture toppled over and killed him.
Posted by: BEN R at October 30, 2023 03:21 PM (Hkcdp)
No bra and hot pants...?
Posted by: Woo Hoo at October 30, 2023 03:21 PM (XqcwY)
At least I didn't spend millions on it and no will see the doomed effort.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2023 03:22 PM (e5FHq)
Here's an assortment:
https://tinyurl.com/muu98akd
https://is.gd/RqdAAQ
https://is.gd/3JK4we
https://is.gd/4KPecC
https://is.gd/yQfATu
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
So public art is like public education?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 03:22 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 03:20 PM (51G5w)
Yes it is. 'Hikers' should be required to take an orienteering course before trekking out in shorts and flip flops.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 03:22 PM (l10hq)
That one is the all time champ, because the artist was delaying the delivery date to extort more $$$ and then — the sculpture toppled over and killed him.
Posted by: BEN R at October 30, 2023 03:21 PM (Hkcdp)
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Yeah, one of 'em was.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 03:22 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 03:16 PM (ELpxa)
Symbiosis in action…
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2023 03:17 PM (PCK5/)
Synced menstrual cycles.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2023 03:23 PM (BdMk6)
Well...she...uh...was. I've seen stories where they analyzed the fluid and its pee.
Posted by: I'm wearing a lab coat so you have to believe me at October 30, 2023 03:23 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:15 PM (naiw2)
___________
They exist. Rare but they exist. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 03:23 PM (iFTx/)
Leonardo Dicaprio's 25 Year Old Girlfriend Got Caught Fingering His Booty Hole Outside A Halloween Party In West Hollywood
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 03:02 PM (krqg6)
Corn?! I don't remember you eating any corn!!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2023 03:23 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ShainS
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 03:24 PM (IaTa3)
When I lived there, I was always tempted to make a big, blue papier-mache coil of turds and dump it on the lawn under the stupid thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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I still love the bear, but I'd laugh my ass off at that.
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 30, 2023 03:24 PM (aBJcM)
3-d printed statue of Angela Merkel collapsed under its own weight in an ironic echo of Merkel's planned economy and ruling coalition
https://tinyurl.com/2w3hpmrz
Posted by: Kindltot
That is the funniest piece that I have read in a long time -- thank you for posting it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 03:24 PM (xG4kz)
Asshole lost the war. He doesn't deserve a statue.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at October 30, 2023 03:24 PM (Vu7A1)
Can we purchase cairn offsets?
Posted by: Like carbon offsets
Because my property abuts a National Grassland, I have a dozen Cairn Offsets for sale.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2023 03:24 PM (Y2tls)
Posted by: ShainS
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Damn. So why did you divorce her?
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:24 PM (naiw2)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:15 PM (naiw2)
I knew a girl that did. a lot. I thought about investing in a pair of swim goggles and a diver suit. Perhaps even a snorkel and life ring.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 03:24 PM (l10hq)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 03:22 PM (l10hq)"
Many of the SAR calls oddly have very similar descriptions of the subject
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 03:25 PM (51G5w)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 30, 2023 03:26 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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Penises are toxic? Never mind, don't answer that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 03:26 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 03:26 PM (jRVcc)
Posted by: Emmie at October 30, 2023 03:26 PM (9b91n)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 03:27 PM (jRVcc)
Posted by: Just the Punchine at October 30, 2023 03:27 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 30, 2023 03:27 PM (sX1BW)
Mixing human forms with abstract art rarely works in sculptures. In this case it just looks remarkably stupid. Why not just go all in and make it geometric?
Posted by: Fire! Bad! at October 30, 2023 03:27 PM (8E/8X)
That said, somewhere there is an equally dreadful rendering of "My Heart Will Go On" that I believe made an appearance on this site. - Krebs vs Carnot
I remember a Raleigh, NC dj named Pat Patterson back in the 1970s who, between playing top-40 hits, did comedy skits and other funny stuff, and he would occasionally play a short audio of some elementary school band attempting to perform classical music. They were always hilarious, but when he played one of a very inexperienced school band tackling "In the Hall of the Mountain King", I had to pull over on the shoulder of the road because I was laughing so hard.
Posted by: Paco at October 30, 2023 03:27 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 30, 2023 03:27 PM (8R+5y)
Penises are toxic? Never mind, don't answer that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 03:26 PM (DRSnL)
You've found the answer, then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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It sort of reminded me of this kid toy from the 70s that I remember. Something having to do with building creations with plastic bottles filled with wet sand.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2023 03:28 PM (mupln)
Posted by: Kindltot
That is the funniest piece that I have read in a long time -- thank you for posting it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 03:24 PM (xG4kz)
That Merkel sculpture looks like it was made by, or of, the famous French sculptor, Plastre of Paris.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 03:29 PM (Ez+aA)
Aka Brutalists
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2023 03:29 PM (e5FHq)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 02:39 PM (l10hq)
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You have two wishes left:
https://youtu.be/afrfrDTZDWg
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2023 03:29 PM (2ShPH)
As a wannabe artist I like checking them out occasionally.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 30, 2023 03:29 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 30, 2023 03:27 PM (sX1BW)
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I can't decide if this is better or worse than what was going on in the Kamala thread.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 03:29 PM (DRSnL)
That one is the all time champ, because the artist was delaying the delivery date to extort more $$$ and then — the sculpture toppled over and killed him.
Posted by: BEN R at October 30, 2023 03:21 PM (Hkcdp)
++++
Yeah, one of 'em was.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 03:22 PM (ELpxa)
______
What does a giant, twinkle-blue, obviously homosexual horse have to do with Denver? Something about the old west and (gay) cowboys?
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 03:29 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 03:30 PM (QPmu4)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 30, 2023 03:27 PM (sX1BW)
The HQ… predictably derailed…
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2023 03:30 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 03:30 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 03:30 PM (IaTa3)
Other side of the coin: if you build a cairn for a legitimate purpose, like trail marker for a following party, have the couth to tear it down once it has served its purpose. Otherwise, the wilderness gets filled with the damned things, rendering them all useless.
When I encounter those smug "improvements" on nature, they have an immediate and most satisfying meeting with my size eleven boot.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 03:31 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2023 03:31 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2023 03:31 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 03:32 PM (51G5w)
Do they include "standing in line at security" in the flight time?
If not, say goodbye to your intra-european flights.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 30, 2023 03:32 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 03:29 PM (iFTx/)
++++
It's a bucking bronco.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 03:32 PM (ELpxa)
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Some outfit called Weapons to Plowshares somehow own the bronze. Yeah, they will render a starfish or giant penis or both. Bet on it.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:32 PM (naiw2)
Posted by: Nichevo at October 30, 2023 03:32 PM (PvEV6)
Turns out this kid was arrested in May for his connection with several armed carjackings. He was 12 at the time.
________________
School to
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2023 03:33 PM (O9H6c)
Posted by: Pudinhead a
Starfish WITH a giant penis
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2023 03:33 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 30, 2023 03:33 PM (uY1j2)
Posted by: Joe Biden in assless chaps at October 30, 2023 03:33 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2023 03:33 PM (e5FHq)
Posted by: Zardoz at October 30, 2023 03:34 PM (3lCvD)
That's a shame.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 03:34 PM (eD8KA)
Posted by: tubal
ADD can't hold a candle to the AoSHQ.
ADHD is skeered of us.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2023 03:34 PM (Y2tls)
Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2023 03:31 PM
I never lie. She's lovely...just ask her. She's pretending to be a mermaid, and you won't see mermaids like her on fountains, because it would take WAY too much in materials...both to create, and to support.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 30, 2023 03:34 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:32 PM (naiw2)
So, a statue is now a WEAPON?
/looks in the dictionary...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 03:34 PM (QPmu4)
That's a shame.
Posted by: garrett
Anyway...
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2023 03:34 PM (Y2tls)
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Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 03:35 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2023 03:31 PM (NxC5+)
I knew it was a trap but he sold it SO well......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/2atykn2d
Speaking of which, apparently I've been drinking Nazi Cola. (Maybe 60 seconds)
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/NrO5BxD8cNE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 03:35 PM (FVME7)
......
I'm guessing he was oddly familiar looking.
Posted by: wth at October 30, 2023 03:35 PM (v0R5T)
Just leave us out of it.
Posted by: The Menhir at October 30, 2023 03:35 PM (eD8KA)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2023 03:28 PM (mupln)
It does have that "earthship" design flair to it. You know, with extra cob*, and less actual architectural ability
*Cob is a building material mixed from clay, dirt, chopped hay, and sometimes horse manure. It is known for it's middling durability, cheapness, ease of mixing, cracking during drying, tendency to make structures that look half melted to begin with, shagginess, and the ability to melt into mud if left unprotected and unrepaired.
It was paired with old tires and bottles in making dwellings for people who were "getting away from things" like 9o degree angles.
It is the "daub" part of wattle and daub. It used to be the future of sustainable architecture, along with rammed earth and thatch.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 03:35 PM (xhaym)
Nood DOJ being, well, the DOJ.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2023 03:36 PM (tFJUJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 03:36 PM (51G5w)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 30, 2023
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Which pic had the bear? Was it that red sclupture of twisted girders outside the beak-like building?
Posted by: Whinny Mandela at October 30, 2023 03:36 PM (J2vNu)
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Shooting at moving cars from a water tower will sharpen your shooting skills. When the cars stop moving you have a hit.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:36 PM (naiw2)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 03:36 PM (42fr6)
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Some outfit called Weapons to Plowshares somehow own the bronze. Yeah, they will render a starfish or giant penis or both. Bet on it.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 03:32 PM (naiw2)
I thought Daughters of the Confederacy owned it?
Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 03:37 PM (MNhXM)
max seddon @maxseddon Oct 29
One of the antisemitic rioters appears to have looked for Jews in the plane’s engine
https://tinyurl.com/5du4cwtw
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Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom
Pro-Hamas protester in Turkey holds the fireworks the wrong way...
However, Hamas also sometimes launches rockets that fall on their own...hospitals…
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11 seconds of hilarity; very LOUD
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 03:37 PM (krqg6)
The
After public outcry, the monstrosity was turn down. Mercifully.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2023 03:38 PM (O9H6c)
DOJ corruption
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 03:38 PM (krqg6)
Yeah. Lee was a great man. Wrong, but a man of his time.
However, the worthless merde-people that try to erase his memory from history are worthless and not fit to even lick Robert E. Lee's boots.
Posted by: Floridachick at October 30, 2023 03:38 PM (drwXA)
Hi**er had some great ideas too, I mean look at the cute little car he inspired. Perhaps a statue to him is in order as well.
Posted by: Joe Biden in assless chaps at October 30, 2023 03:38 PM (Vu7A1)
One of the antisemitic rioters appears to have looked for Jews in the plane’s engine
https://tinyurl.com/5du4cwtw
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Time to fire up the jet engine.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2023 03:39 PM (O9H6c)
The things I learn here...
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at October 30, 2023 03:39 PM (NBVIP)
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Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at October 30, 2023 03:40 PM (Vu7A1)
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Strictly speaking, he took the side of Virginia, to which he considered he owed the greater allegiance than to the Union.
Imagine the UN invading the US. Which side would WE take?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2023 03:41 PM (O9H6c)
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Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 02:56 PM
If they have their way, in order to save fuel and reduce CO2 emissions - maybe - we'll be cruising following the global energy savings maps of strong currents.
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 30, 2023 03:45 PM (GshMh)
I can't really add anything except that it looks like it was done with a giant Playdough Fun Factory.
Posted by: boo-bell 👻 at October 30, 2023 03:46 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 30, 2023 03:49 PM (4KAXk)
Imagine the UN invading the US. Which side would WE take?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2023 03:41 PM (O9H6c)"
This is an excellent point and something people don't realize about that time period. There was indeed great allegiance to the states and states rights during that time period. If you go back to our founding that type of allegiance drove the entire concept of federalism. I think a lot of that is lost in the fact the morally indefensible evil issue of slavery became the main issue.
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Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 03:20 PM (51G5w)
Yes it is. 'Hikers' should be required to take an orienteering course before trekking out in shorts and flip flops.
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Maps and compasses rarely break or run out of juice.
And any "hiker" wearing flip flops shouldn't be surprised that they get what's coming to them when sh-t happens. The Ten Hiking Essentials are called that for a reason.
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Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2023 07:04 PM (JgU20)
Philadelphia.
Vienna has this.
Vienna is worse than Philadelphia. For now.
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