Your Daily Disney Disaster: Disney Delays Snow Beige Until 2025; Gina Carano Torches Kaffeine Kennedy

Snow White was reportedly mostly filmed but Disney is pushing it back a whole year:

Why? Well I'll tell you why:

Bob Iger's job is at peril. It is becoming more and more obvious to more and more people that Disney cannot make the changes it needs to make with Bob Iger -- who made all the big mistakes of the past ten years -- sticking around forever to keep those mistakes in place. Bob Iger doesn't want to save Disney; Bob Iger wants to save Bob Iger's legacy, and that means keeping all of his terrible managerial decisions in place and riding this out in hopes that one day, history will vindicate him.

Do Disney shareholders want to continue losing value waiting years and years for history to possibly validate Bob Iger's ego?

So he's in trouble. And he has a huge crap about to drop in the theaters called The Marvels. He cannot have Snow White take a crap in theaters at about the same time Nelson Peltz is campaigning for other shareholders' votes.

He also can't admit failure and just scrap the movie entirely.

So he's pushing it back an entire year. He'll pour more shareholder money down this woke toilet just to avoid every having to confess error.

The Hollywood Reporter notes that Disney pushed back Snow White from its original release date of March 22, 2024 to March 21, 2025.
The outlet alleges the delay is due to the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strike.
However, The Walt Disney Company also released a first look at Rachel Zegler alongside what appears to be seven dwarfs. Given the appearance of the dwarfs, it's possible the film will undergo significant reshoots once the strike is ended.
The idea that the movie might undergo significant reshoots and thus might be the true reason for the delay is because The Daily Mail previously published images from the set of Snow White showing a number of actors that looked nothing like the dwarfs in this first look image.

Some people take the CGI dwarves in that photo to mean that Disney is going to spend $100 million to digitally erase the hippies and RenFair rejects they've already filmed in the movie and replace them with more conventional, but very expensive and CGI-rendered, fairy tale dwarves.

Other people think that Bob Iger is just lying as usual, promoting the possibility that they'll be replaced while having no intention of spending another $100 million on this doomed production.

I think it's the later. I think he called up Disney marketing and told him to deliver him an image that would "quiet the noise" on Disney's unending culture war on America.

Like I said, he knows his job is on the line.

Especially because of the South Park episode destroying Kaffeine Kennedy and Disney:

South Park just obliterated Hollywood over their anti-white wokeness

pic.twitter.com/kJNBjTRc23
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) October 27, 2023

The episode wasn't great. Many of the jokes were obvious, knocking down the lowest of low-hanging fruit, and then ending with a "both sides are wrong" message.

Really? I'm wrong? I'm not responsible for driving Disney's stock price down from $160 to $79 and change.

And if I am partly responsible: Good. Proudest day in my life.

But even though South Park finished with some cowardly, sniveling, ass-kissing both-sidesing, the thing is, Disney's critics do not have shareholders ready to fire us for criticizing Disney.

But Bob Iger and Kaffeine Kennedy do have shareholders they must appease.

So even though South Park's final craven message was "both sides are wrong," it still only hurts one side, and that's Disney.

Disney's shareholders now have the image of their crumbling share value linked with Kaffeine Kennedy's endless demands to "put a chick in it and make it gay!"

And now that the Unsayable Thing has been said loudly enough that no one can pretend they didn't hear it, people will actually begin talking about the Unsayable Thing.

Gina Carano seems to name Kaffeine Kennedy specifically as the one behind her firing:

Gina Carano
@ginacarano
This is the part where KK demands any YouTubers get censored off of YouTube for sharing and laughing at this hilarious episode, she'll have YouTube disable the thumbs down option because of the ratio she'll receive, then she'll have her publicist ghouls make sure Variety and Hollywood Reporter run hit pieces about the South Park creators and their families smearing their names through every useful idiot she has under her thumb who would sell their soul to work for Lucas film, she'll activate her online mob to repeat that the South Park creators are racist, bigot, transphobes, and demand the South Park creators publicly apologize by only using words she approves of and finally she'll demand they subject themselves to a re-education course of 45 people in the lbgtq community zoom call to sit there and listen of how badly they got their feelings hurt all over a little boop of a South Park episode. [Thumbs up]
But maybe just maybe the jig is up. [wink]

Gina is referring to Disney's demand that she get on a zoom call with 45 lunatic Disney trannies and take their attacks on her in guilty silence. Incidentally, there was no guarantee that those trannies would not record the Zoom Struggle Session and then post it to embarrass Carano.

Midnight's Edge says Carano isn't exaggerating about Variety and THR running hit pieces against Kennedy's critics -- Andre recalls one of them digging up dirt on Carano's family in order to smear her, after Kaffeine Kennedy fired her.

After a Kennedy minion called Carano crazy for that tweet, she unleashed another one, spitting hot fire.

I'm surprised she did this. She must have signed an NDA and taken a payout, right?

This is Carano saying "The hell with the NDA, here's the truth about Disney."

Gina Carano
@ginacarano
Do you always call a woman crazy just because she has more first hand experience than you & says something you don't like or understand?
Bit misogynistic don't ya think. Tsk tsk.
Curious if your overlords pay you or do y'all just go ahead & shove your whole head straight up their ass for free?
I'm guessing for free. Might want to come out for some fresh air.
For some added context, not just for you but for the people reading, one of the things your overlords asked me to do was to unfollow certain accounts because they "said bad thing about Kathleen Kennedy." That was a huge red flag for me.

So Disney instructed its employees to stop following any accounts that were critical of Kaffeine Kennedy. Obviously, this would be done at Kennedy's behest.

If I were the head of one of the most powerful entertainment companies in the world, I would know that haters come with the territory & that maybe the "haters" are expressing their thoughts because they actually care and caring is a good thing because as long as they care well hey, we still have something to work with. Maybe we can win their hearts back eventually & maybe they do have some good things to add to the conversation (which they do & did). And at the very least they are still buying the product.
Look at Mando season 1, boom, the healing had begun.
If you are a proper good leader you learn how to embrace & communicate, not dictate & silence & demand your actors & directors unfollow & shame more than half of your fan base & the people who have stuck with the franchise for decades.
Side note, don't say "The force is female" & then allow only the men to express their political views online. In fact just drop the ridiculous phrase completely.
One of the problems your overlords are having now is that they've made a lot of people completely stop caring about one of the most beloved franchises in history, all by bullying, pushing aggressive agendas & trying to silence the people criticizing them.
How are they able to tell stories they don't understand when the ones they identify with are the Empire? They are literally trying to squash the little guys, the rebellion. No wonder the story telling is struggling.
They fired & dehumanized people like me who did absolutely nothing wrong, all to virtue signal to people like you, the Yes Men. But Yes Men unfortunately for you & them, do not drive culture. Maybe they were banking on the kids picking up the slack but one of the best things about this franchise is passing it from generation to generation to share, the competition is too high to throw out something as valuable as that. Why would one generation pass it on when you've disrespected & thrown them away?
Your overlords tried to hide behind the two opposing fan bases fighting each other instead of taking responsibility. So they encouraged the hate, all while virtue signaling they are standing up for minorities but instead using them as a shield & weapon. Funny enough just how our government works.
They think people will forget & yes maybe they will but for this moment they have heard the peoples voice & it shook them. They're choosing to stick with their weak leadership who couldn't handle YouTubers saying mean things online, when all it would've taken is a true leader to step in, take the reigns, take some responsibility, stop discriminating, apologize about the things that have been done wrong, step completely out of politics, be truly inclusive & they'd be back in business.. until then, they're stuck with you, the Yes Men & their plummeting stock.
I'm not saying I'm right on all fronts but I am open hearted & refused to discriminate based off of powerful people telling me how to think & act & if there was something I needed to apologize for I would have in a heartbeat but I didn't say or do anything wrong. People come up to me daily to shake my hand & thank me for taking a stand, even people who think diff.
One thing is true, good leadership makes for a better world, leading to healthier & happier people & better opportunity. Look around, we are watching the devastating effects of what bad leadership can do worldwide.

Great stuff.

Andre from Midnight's Edge reports on what he's hearing -- that her husband Frank Marshall had a bad weekend due to the South Park expose, because Kaffeine Kennedy is prone to rages and when she rages she lashes out at the people close to her.

Tom says he knows she's pissed because he's had her usual twitter minions attacking him all week.

Midnight's Edge says that Gina Carano is tipping her friends that there's going to be another shoe dropping about Kaffeine Kennedy and/or Iger and/or Disney shortly.

Good.

Burn it all to the ground.

Oh, and here's something that happens in The Marvels, via Mr H reviews: "Photon," the new black female superhero, has to fly, but doesn't know how to use her flight powers.

Sam Jackson/Nick Fury yells at her to just use her "black girl magic" to fly without knowing how.

Everything is race. Race race race race race.

Enjoy your escapist entertainment!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM

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Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 04:28 PM (DRSnL)

2 Aw, what a shame.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 30, 2023 04:30 PM (Jfpy8)

3 Bob Iger's job is at peril. It is becoming more and more obvious to more and more people that Disney cannot make the changes it needs to make with Bob Iger -- who made all the big mistakes of the past ten years -- sticking around forever to keep those mistakes in place. Bob Iger doesn't want to save Disney; Bob Iger wants to save Bob Iger's legacy, and that means keeping all of his terrible managerial decisions in place and riding this out in hopes that one day, history will vindicate him.
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Dumping an additional double-digit - or even worse, triple-digit - millions into a project that is virtually sure to fail doesn't seem to be a good way to do that...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:30 PM (ELpxa)

4 I think it's the later. I think he called up Disney marketing and told him to deliver him an image that would "quiet the noise" on Disney's unending culture war on America.

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Yeah, I wondered if Disney just drew up this picture in a week, the first effort to completely erase the "magical creatures" route.

It's curiously low-res.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

5 So he's in trouble. And he has a huge crap about to drop in the theaters called The Marvels. He cannot have Snow White take a crap in theaters at about the same time Nelson Peltz is campaigning for other shareholders' votes.
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That will happen - or will be ongoing - regardless, even with the movie's original release date.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:31 PM (ELpxa)

6 Good afternoon.

Bibity, bobity, BLEW!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 04:31 PM (VwNzI)

7 Disney? Trying to care...

Posted by: Sorry, just don't care at October 30, 2023 04:31 PM (NBVIP)

8 Bob Chipeska > Bob Iger

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 30, 2023 04:32 PM (R/m4+)

9 Some people take the CGI dwarves in that photo to mean that Disney is going to spend $100 million to digitally erase the hippies and RenFair rejects they've already filmed in the movie and replace them with more conventional, but very expensive and CGI-rendered, fairy tale dwarves.
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There's a fair amount of, "this was always the plan" going on, too. The claim I've seen is that there will be both groups - the seven dwarfs *and* the seven "bandits" and that Snow White herself will be saved by (and fall in love with, of course) one of the bad-boy "bandits."

I guess we'll see in a year or so. Or not. Whatever. I don't much care, beyond the fact that at this point it's going to be a major money loser for Disney no matter what. Zegler has seen to that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:33 PM (ELpxa)

10 Oh, and here's something that happens in The Marvels, via Mr H reviews: "Photon," the new black female superhero, has to fly, but doesn't know how to use her flight powers.

Sam Jackson/Nick Fury yells at her to just use her "black girl magic" to fly without knowing how.

Everything is race. Race race race race race.

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That's almost a man teaching something to a woman, but not quite. He's just telling her to tap into her inner blackness.

But still, it's mysoginistic and we should boycott Disney because it's obvious that Disney hates women and think they need to learn how to be black from a man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

11 And if I am partly responsible: Good. Proudest day in my life.
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:: raises glass ::

Damn straight.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:33 PM (ELpxa)

12 Is that picture really from Snow White, or is it David French and his dinner guests? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 04:34 PM (oVZ+Q)

13 Don't forget Bob Iger needs about $30 Billion to buy Hulu in January.

Where will Disney get that money?

Posted by: rd at October 30, 2023 04:35 PM (IbfmC)

14 Gina is referring to Disney's demand that she get on a zoom call with 45 lunatic Disney trannies and take their attacks on her in guilty silence. Incidentally, there was no guarantee that those trannies would not record the Zoom Struggle Session and then post it to embarrass Carano.
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Straight out of Mao's playbook. The public self-denunciation is a key component of Maoism, and the American cultural revolution (often called "woke," but it's bigger than just that) depends on it, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:35 PM (ELpxa)

15 When did the hippies get terrifying Red Queen monster heads?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 04:35 PM (0N1h0)

16 13 Don't forget Bob Iger needs about $30 Billion to buy Hulu in January.

Where will Disney get that money?
Posted by: rd at October 30, 2023 04:35 PM (IbfmC)

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You, through the federal government?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

17 I wonder how many "luminaries " tried to take down South Park over years.

Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 04:35 PM (jRVcc)

18 For some added context, not just for you but for the people reading, one of the things your overlords asked me to do was to unfollow certain accounts because they "said bad thing about Kathleen Kennedy." That was a huge red flag for me.
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You shall bow before and swear fealty to The Mouse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:36 PM (ELpxa)

19 Thinking about the pic, it obviously wasn't designed for dwarves. The ones in the back are obviously standing on nothing to be that tall.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is a promo image of Zegler on her own and everything else painted in around her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:36 PM (GBKbO)

20 This is the part where KK demands any YouTubers get censored off of YouTube for sharing and laughing at this hilarious episode, she'll have YouTube disable the thumbs down option because of the ratio she'll receive, then she'll have her publicist ghouls make sure Variety and Hollywood Reporter run hit pieces about the South Park creators and their families smearing their names through every useful idiot she has under her thumb who would sell their soul to work for Lucas film, she'll activate her online mob to repeat that the South Park creators are racist, bigot, transphobes, and demand the South Park creators publicly apologize by only using words she approves of and finally she'll demand they subject themselves to a re-education course of 45 people in the lbgtq community zoom call to sit there and listen of how badly they got their feelings hurt all over a little boop of a South Park episode.

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Comedy should not be funny. This is a basic Disney management precept.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 04:37 PM (FVME7)

21 "Both sides are wrong"? Oh, wait I get it. That's a Kaffeine Kennedy front hole, back hole metaphor isn't it?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 04:37 PM (oVZ+Q)

22 You know what kills ~~mice~~ rats?
Strychnine or a snap trap.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 04:38 PM (l10hq)

23 The new Willie Wonka movie looks like they are also going for the woke look. Politically correct and DEI definitely .

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 04:38 PM (MNhXM)

24 If I were the head of one of the most powerful entertainment companies in the world, I would know that haters come with the territory & that maybe the "haters" are expressing their thoughts because they actually care and caring is a good thing because as long as they care well hey, we still have something to work with.
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Yup. The thing that must be avoided is apathy. Hatred is still engagement. It isn't favorable, but the haters are still plugged in and tuned in. They can possibly be brought back in to the fold. Maybe not, but the *possibility* is there.

Apathy is the brand killer. Put out bad product enough times and people will just quit caring. They no longer hate you, they just no longer think about you at *all.*

Star Wars is in the apathy stage. So is Pixar. Marvel isn't quite there, but is running toward the finish line at high speed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:38 PM (ELpxa)

25 Die Mouse Die!

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 04:38 PM (fwDg9)

26 Boreing must be yelling at his Bentkey production team: GET OUR SNOW WHITE OUT TO COMPETE WITH DISNEY"S RELEASE!!!111!!!

Disney will be doing all the adverts and all the parents will be thinking, Nah, let's go see Brett instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 04:39 PM (xhaym)

27 Black girl power? A mixture of anger, hate, and revenge.

Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2023 04:40 PM (NxC5+)

28 I think there's a good chance that this movie is never released at all, just sent to the digital landfill.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 04:40 PM (i9ffA)

29 that black girl magic where only 1 in 4 can land a husband?

Posted by: x at October 30, 2023 04:40 PM (frATP)

30 They think people will forget & yes maybe they will but for this moment they have heard the peoples voice & it shook them. They're choosing to stick with their weak leadership who couldn't handle YouTubers saying mean things online, when all it would've taken is a true leader to step in, take the reigns, take some responsibility, stop discriminating, apologize about the things that have been done wrong, step completely out of politics, be truly inclusive & they'd be back in business.. until then, they're stuck with you, the Yes Men & their plummeting stock.
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I have to disagree. Merely "different leadership" wouldn't do it. The corporate *mission* of Disney has to change. This requires a change in leadership, but that alone is not enough. Disney is not about story-telling, it's about attitude-setting. They view themselves not as running an entertainment and activities company, but running an enterprise that shall drag the populace kicking and screaming down the shining path.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:40 PM (ELpxa)

31 Disney is in a bad spot. Do they release woke Snow Beige to try and recoup some of the cost, risking even further damage to the brand or do they quietly disappear the movie?

I don't know that 100 million in reshoot costs can be done, especially if they're on the hook for a multi-billion dollar contract.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 04:41 PM (z5vMw)

32 Andre from Midnight's Edge reports on what he's hearing -- that her husband Frank Marshall had a bad weekend due to the South Park expose, because Kaffeine Kennedy is prone to rages and when she rages she lashes out at the people close to her.
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Sounds like Hillary.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:41 PM (ELpxa)

33 28 I think there's a good chance that this movie is never released at all, just sent to the digital landfill.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 04:40 PM (i9ffA)

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Nah.

1. Corporations don't understand sunk cost.

2. It'll still make $500 million at the box office (plus residuals and merchandising), helping them make up part of the cost.

The only way it doesn't see the light of day is if Iger gets fired by the board and the replacement ices it out of spite.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

34 Sam Jackson/Nick Fury yells at her to just use her "black girl magic" to fly without knowing how.
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LOL! Seriously? "Black girl magic" means you can do everything and get everything with no work?

How demeaning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:42 PM (ELpxa)

35 34 LOL! Seriously? "Black girl magic" means you can do everything and get everything with no work?

How demeaning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:42 PM (ELpxa)

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I believe you mean empowering.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

36 I have to disagree. Merely "different leadership" wouldn't do it. The corporate *mission* of Disney has to change. This requires a change in leadership, but that alone is not enough. Disney is not about story-telling, it's about attitude-setting. They view themselves not as running an entertainment and activities company, but running an enterprise that shall drag the populace kicking and screaming down the shining path.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:40 PM (ELpxa)

The equivalent of McDonalds deciding to turn its customers vegan.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 30, 2023 04:43 PM (eYoxG)

37 I hope she digs for dirt on the South Park guys. I get the feeling they don't care. They'll be raking it in sight the refurbished Casa Bonita. And they'll go after her twice as hard.

Posted by: InZona at October 30, 2023 04:43 PM (qz1Fg)

38 Shot:

Rep. Eric Swalwell
@RepSwalwell
Is there an English translation for @GOPLeader McCarthy Floor speech?

Chaser:

Speaker Mike Johnson
@SpeakerJohnson
You prefer it whispered to you in Chinese?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 04:43 PM (FVME7)

39 35 34 LOL! Seriously? "Black girl magic" means you can do everything and get everything with no work?

How demeaning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:42 PM (ELpxa)

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I believe you mean empowering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

It's not empowering unless she's also a sex worker who rejects the male gaze.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 30, 2023 04:43 PM (eYoxG)

40 They're going to delay the Snow White remake until the "modernization" isn't even modern any more.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 04:44 PM (fKIdX)

41 I'm not really interested in "Snow White" But Rachel Ziegler is so on her high horse about having a seat at the table and being loud about it because she deserves it because she Latino-(when she's she's only half Latino) and so dismissive of the original "sexist" story that I think I would go see the Brette whatever her name is "Daily Signal" version of the story just to give money to that effort.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 04:44 PM (RSbhh)

42 Oh, and here's something that happens in The Marvels, via Mr H reviews: "Photon," the new black female superhero, has to fly, but doesn't know how to use her flight powers.

Sam Jackson/Nick Fury yells at her to just use her "black girl magic" to fly without knowing how.

There's a South Park episode where Cartman keeps telling Token Black to do stereotypical black things. Token keeps getting angry at Cartman for stereotyping him, and Cartman insists Token do it anyway. Token, to his exasperation, keeps discovering Cartman is correct.

EG: Cartman tells Token to go find a bass guitar in his basement. Token says not all black people have a bass guitar. Cartman tells him to go find it. Token finds it.

EG2: Cartman tells Token to play said bass guitar. Token says he doesn't know how. Cartman says, "You're black. Of course you know how." Token tries it and discovers he can play bass guitar.

Sounds like The Marvels unironically did a South Park.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 04:44 PM (0N1h0)

43 38 Speaker Mike Johnson
@SpeakerJohnson
You prefer it whispered to you in Chinese?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 04:43 PM (FVME7)

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Well, his social media girl is spicy, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

44 About the only way that Disney can make it successful is to turn the new Snow White into pron. Rachel Ziegler us Snow White in "Snow White does Seven Dwarves "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2023 04:45 PM (0dTR/)

45 13 Don't forget Bob Iger needs about $30 Billion to buy Hulu in January.

Where will Disney get that money?
Posted by: rd at October 30, 2023 04:35 PM (IbfmC)

They Made some deal with a Gambling Company to brand ESPN with gambling and they want to sell the ABC affiliates.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 30, 2023 04:45 PM (dKiJG)

46 I don’t know if wokeness is the reason for Disney movie’s bad results or that they are just crappily written and directed.

Warner Brothers made a fortune with Barbie and probably will do the same with Willie Wonka.

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 04:45 PM (MNhXM)

47 Disney stock is down 24 percent over the previous 12 months.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 30, 2023 04:45 PM (lf83v)

48 Black Girl Magic? What- like have numerous baby daddies at the same time?

Posted by: Woke Warrior at October 30, 2023 04:45 PM (TGDPK)

49 The equivalent of McDonalds deciding to turn its customers vegan.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 30, 2023 04:43 PM (eYoxG)
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Great comparison.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:46 PM (ELpxa)

50 There was a time when godparents would gift a newborn Disney stock, to grow with the child.

Wonder if that's still happening.

Just kidding. I know parents that are doing all sort of contortions to avoid buying their children anything Disney related.

And that's not easy.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 30, 2023 04:47 PM (nnp+f)

51 49 The equivalent of McDonalds deciding to turn its customers vegan.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 30, 2023 04:43 PM (eYoxG)
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Great comparison.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:46 PM (ELpxa)

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It should be noted that every major burger joint in America went big on impossible burgers, but they just never called meat eaters murderers who aren't welcome in their doors at the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:47 PM (GBKbO)

52 I don’t know if wokeness is the reason for Disney movie’s bad results or that they are just crappily written and directed.

Posted by: Drive by

Embrace the power of AND.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 30, 2023 04:48 PM (Jfpy8)

53 Those don't look like CGI dwarves. They look like large garden gnomes.

Posted by: Daria at October 30, 2023 04:48 PM (CHHv1)

54 I believe you mean empowering.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

Of course. He was using White Supremacist language by mistake.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2023 04:48 PM (3Gtis)

55 Black Magic Women > Black Girl Magic

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 04:49 PM (FVME7)

56 If you're a transsexual person of color , call Disney.

Posted by: torabora at October 30, 2023 04:49 PM (igNpK)

57 54 I believe you mean empowering.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

Of course. He was using White Supremacist language by mistake.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2023 04:48 PM (3Gtis)

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Negative give social credit score to Joe Mannix!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:49 PM (GBKbO)

58 If they crash and burn, fine. Either way, I don't much give a shit.

If not for Ace's posts? Hollywood wouldn't even exist in my world.

Learn to swim. See you down in Arizona Bay.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 30, 2023 04:49 PM (Qt4kF)

59 I don’t know if wokeness is the reason for Disney movie’s bad results or that they are just crappily written and directed.

Warner Brothers made a fortune with Barbie and probably will do the same with Willie Wonka.
Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 04:45 PM (MNhXM)
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One leads to the other. There are no good woke stories. Barbie did very well indeed, and when they fail to recapture lightning in the bottle with "Hot Wheels" or "Polly Pocket," they'll scratch their heads.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:49 PM (ELpxa)

60 >>Black Girl Magic

There's a lot of that going on in the Caribbean.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 04:49 PM (l10hq)

61 Snow White was reportedly mostly filmed but Disney is pushing it back a whole year:

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Snow Beige?

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 04:50 PM (B5Ngp)

62 44 About the only way that Disney can make it successful is to turn the new Snow White into pron. Rachel Ziegler us Snow White in "Snow White does Seven Dwarves "
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2023 04:45 PM (0dTR/)

Introducing the eight dwarf, Girthy

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 30, 2023 04:50 PM (lqvOK)

63 It's funny that I never really cared about any of their franchises and yet this story of their coming demise makes me incredibly happy.

Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2023 04:50 PM (n3DL0)

64 Maybe I should at least read the headline first before commenting.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 04:51 PM (B5Ngp)

65 S'not White.

As in "She's Not White."

Posted by: Racial Explainer at October 30, 2023 04:51 PM (lf83v)

66 Didn't the disney board just extend Iger's contract? Shareholders wish they got the board changed sooner I'm sure.

Posted by: Inogame at October 30, 2023 04:51 PM (53oGX)

67 I wonder how many "luminaries " tried to take down South Park over years.

Parker and Stone are lucky Scientology was well into a Disney-like decline when they went after them. Miscaviage used to have goons.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2023 04:51 PM (2ocoG)

68 >>>Sam Jackson/Nick Fury yells at her to just use her "black girl magic" to fly without knowing how.

She flies by clapping her overly large posterior?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 04:51 PM (i4S1+)

69 Not enough vampire movies have wakka-chikka funk soundtracks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 30, 2023 04:51 PM (4KAXk)

70 Disney stock is down 24 percent over the previous 12 months.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 30, 2023 04:45 PM (lf83v)

Go back to March 2021 for a real hoot. It's down almost 60% since then.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2023 04:51 PM (3Gtis)

71 Maybe I should at least read the headline first before commenting.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 04:51 PM (B5Ngp)
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Not really the Moron way.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 04:51 PM (z5vMw)

72 Maybe I should at least read the headline first before commenting.
Posted by: ShainS

HUSH!! This is AoSHQ after all.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 04:51 PM (VwNzI)

73 They're going to delay the Snow White remake until the "modernization" isn't even modern any more.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 04:44 PM (fKIdX)

Rifftrax will buy it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2023 04:51 PM (BdMk6)

74 Creepy image.

Doc: We decided Dopey is first, because he's like rabbit quick. Sleepy is last, of course.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 30, 2023 04:52 PM (T/Lqj)

75 Snow Beige?
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 04:50 PM (B5Ngp)
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I find "faux white" to be funnier. It isn't really true. Zegler's Polish dad "colonized" her Colombian-descended mom and she was raised in New Jersey. She's a white girl. An annoying, shrill white girl. But hey, her mom's predecessors came up from Colombia a couple of generations back, so "Latina."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:52 PM (ELpxa)

76 Black Girl Magic = HR Supervisor

Posted by: Beartooth at October 30, 2023 04:52 PM (TDQgG)

77 Moving the release to 2025 is virtually cancelling it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 30, 2023 04:52 PM (lf83v)

78 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 04:51 PM (i4S1+)

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FLOUNDER!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 04:52 PM (DRSnL)

79 I want to see a movie as white as white rice. I think I actually got that in the Five Nights at Freddy's movie I saw Saturday.

Hahaha.

I don't think there was a BIPOC in the whole thing. Well there was the black Uber driver in a bit part.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 30, 2023 04:52 PM (cMXNt)

80 Oh, and Snow White wrapped production in May.

It was done, aside from reshoots that are pretty normal for movies, especially under modern Disney.

Reshoots were planned (they always are these days), and a delay of a 3-4 months to get pickups of a week or so wouldn't completely derail a movie release 5 months away. You could do most of the CGI work without the actor elements on shots that need CGI, and non-CGI shots can get inserted pretty quickly.

No, they're going to reshoot a very large chunk of the film. Perhaps as much as everything involving the "magical creatures".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:52 PM (GBKbO)

81 I'll stick with rewatching the Thin Man series, even the stinkers. The stinkers are still better than the new disney crap.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2023 04:53 PM (2NHgQ)

82 Be afraid. Be very afraid.

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Kamala Harris says her priorities are ensuring "the benefits of A.I. are shared equitably" and preventing "algorithmic discrimination"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 04:53 PM (FVME7)

83 'Bob Iger doesn't want to save Disney; Bob Iger wants to save Bob Iger's legacy'

Will Disney have the guts to do an Iger Sanction?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 30, 2023 04:53 PM (abhjw)

84 They're choosing to stick with their weak leadership who couldn't handle YouTubers saying mean things online, when all it would've taken is a true leader to step in, take the reigns, take some responsibility, stop discriminating, apologize about the things that have been done wrong, step completely out of politics, be truly inclusive & they'd be back in business.. until then, they're stuck with you, the Yes Men & their plummeting stock.

Pfffft. Why would you listen to someone who doesn't know the difference between reins and reigns, when you have a galactic brain like me available?

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at October 30, 2023 04:53 PM (I/Qkd)

85 70 Disney stock is down 24 percent over the previous 12 months.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 30, 2023 04:45 PM (lf83v)

Go back to March 2021 for a real hoot. It's down almost 60% since then.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2023 04:51 PM (3Gtis)

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Disney is getting everything it wanted. It wanted the economic climate. It wanted the films it's producing. It wanted Biden in charge.

I say, let 'em crash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

86 The trailer for the Marvelssssss looks like a bad WG series promo.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2023 04:53 PM (QDIvD)

87 Go back to March 2021 for a real hoot. It's down almost 60% since then.
__________

Yes. The War With Florida and the Gay Kingdom crap has taken its toll.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 30, 2023 04:54 PM (lf83v)

88 FLOUNDER!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 04:52 PM (DRSnL)

What'd I do this time?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 04:54 PM (i4S1+)

89 I think Barbie did well because the people who liked it didn't really see the "woke". Grl Power and patriarchy "bad" is just normal common sense to them. So they saw it as just a plausible plot device.
Versus the way KK's work is described there's just nothing there to like.

Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2023 04:54 PM (n3DL0)

90 Russian-Speaking Hacking Group Hacks U.S. Federal Systems, Gains Access to Over 600,000 Emails from Departments of Defense and Justice in Massive Cyber Attack

Please release them everywhere Da?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 04:54 PM (l10hq)

91 What'd I do this time?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 04:54 PM (i4S1+)

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LOL. I just haven't seen you for a while.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 04:55 PM (DRSnL)

92 FLOUNDER!!
Posted by: Jordan61

We have to let him in, he's a legacy!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 04:55 PM (VwNzI)

93 53 Those don't look like CGI dwarves. They look like large garden gnomes.

Posted by: Daria

All but two of them are of normal height, although most could stand to skip a meal or two. Why are you discriminating against the vertically challenged, Disney?

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at October 30, 2023 04:55 PM (I/Qkd)

94 But hey, her mom's predecessors came up from Colombia a couple of generations back, so "Latina."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:52 PM (ELpxa)

I have an ancestor or three who are Sephardic...with a Spanish name to make it deliciously authentic.

LA RAZA!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2023 04:55 PM (3Gtis)

95 Honestly, this is directly related to the Austrian "art".

The purpose of "art" to these people is to express an approved message.

It's not about beauty. It's not about reflecting reality.

It's about using their "platform" to advance the cause. And ONLY about that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 04:55 PM (zjgNU)

96 LOL. I just haven't seen you for a while.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 04:55 PM (DRSnL)

Open your curtains a little wider.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 04:55 PM (i4S1+)

97 Afternoon.

It's very simple.

Iger and his subordinates know how to spend money. They know how to spend great giant gobs of money. They do not know how to actually *make* money.

PIXAR was a no-brainer, years of projects and competent writers and directors. They were a license to print money.

Marvel had a plan and pulled it off. They were a license to print money.

LucasFilm mostly made its money on preproduction and postproduction services. Star Wars, however, is a no-brainer. License to print money.

20th Century Fox...uh, sure? I'll get back to you on this one.

By and large Iger acquired already successful companies with plans that extended years out. Now everything is dried up and they're at a complete loss. "THROW MORE MONEY AT IT," they shout, but that won't fix the problem. It's amazing that for as long as they've been in showbiz Iger and his people simply do not understand what audiences want, much less what makes a good movie.

Time for a new round of layoffs but this time only in the C-suite.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (+9Y0a)

98 Critical Drinker had a good explanation as to why Barbie was successful in spite of being so woke. It was a girl's movie playing exclusively to girls fantasies using a character most every girl knew and loved. They knew who their audience was and played to them exclusively.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (SblRi)

99 I always thought it odd that there were all these Dwarfs; Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Derpy, Mopey, Greasy, Cheesy...

and Doc.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (T/Lqj)

100 67 I wonder how many "luminaries " tried to take down South Park over years.

Parker and Stone are lucky Scientology was well into a Disney-like decline when they went after them. Miscaviage used to have goons.

Still lost Chef in the great Scientology Wars though. Pour one out.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (5C4od)

101 Open your curtains a little wider.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 04:55 PM (i4S1+)
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Is that some kind of euphemism?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (ELpxa)

102 Russian-Speaking Hacking Group Hacks U.S. Federal Systems, Gains Access to Over 600,000 Emails from Departments of Defense and Justice in Massive Cyber Attack

Please release them everywhere Da?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I'm failing to conjure up a downside.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (VwNzI)

103 I predict collaboration between Disney and Taylor Swift one of these days. Woke Squared with a billionaire singer.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (lf83v)

104 Is that some kind of euphemism?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (ELpxa)

If it was intentional it would be money.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (i4S1+)

105 Even if Disney really is going to CGI the dwarves in, they'll just piss off all of the actors who are appropriately sized and shaped (aside from whatsisname from Game of Thrones, apparently...) who were hoping to get a chance at a nice chunk of screen time in this movie.

Posted by: junior at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (azzVm)

106 90 Russian-Speaking Hacking Group Hacks U.S. Federal Systems, Gains Access to Over 600,000 Emails from Departments of Defense and Justice in Massive Cyber Attack

Please release them everywhere Da?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 04:54 PM (l10hq)

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They should've entered a FOIA request

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (cMXNt)

107 >>>>Black Girl Magic

*Plays Guitar*

Posted by: Carlos Santana at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (eD8KA)

108 LA RAZA!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2023 04:55 PM (3Gtis)
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La Raza has access to a weather machine?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (z5vMw)

109 Reshoots were planned (they always are these days), and a delay of a 3-4 months to get pickups of a week or so wouldn't completely derail a movie release 5 months away. You could do most of the CGI work without the actor elements on shots that need CGI, and non-CGI shots can get inserted pretty quickly.

No, they're going to reshoot a very large chunk of the film. Perhaps as much as everything involving the "magical creatures".

At some point, it's like renovating a house. You'd be better off just starting over.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (I/Qkd)

110 >>53 Those don't look like CGI dwarves. They look like large garden gnomes.

Posted by: Daria

The one in the back center looks like Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (l10hq)

111 I say, let 'em crash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

Short of a government bailout or a radical overhaul of the board, there isn't much that can be done.

Lead time for movies is ridiculous, so even if they wanted to shift gears (and they don't), they would have to eat pre-production costs for whatever shit they have in their pipeline now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (3Gtis)

112 want to see a movie as white as white rice. I think I actually got that in the Five Nights at Freddy's movie I saw Saturday.

Hahaha.

I don't think there was a BIPOC in the whole thing. Well there was the black Uber driver in a bit part.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 30, 2023 04:52 PM (cMXNt)

Whitest stereotype movie ever made ?

St Elmo’s Fire

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (MNhXM)

113 Gina Carano

Mmm mmmm mmmmmm

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Gina Carano's Punching Bag and Proud of It at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (VTu1l)

114 Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 04:55 PM (DRSnL)

True story: I made enchiladas yesterday, and I thought of you guys.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 04:58 PM (i4S1+)

115 98 Critical Drinker had a good explanation as to why Barbie was successful in spite of being so woke. It was a girl's movie playing exclusively to girls fantasies using a character most every girl knew and loved. They knew who their audience was and played to them exclusively.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (SblRi)

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I should note that I haven't seen it yet, but I also think it should be noted that Barbie seems to be from the 90s.

The message is all about how girls are awesome and are definitely girls, including girl parts.

It's borderline apostacy at this point in terms of where the left is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:58 PM (GBKbO)

116 Open your curtains a little wider.
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There's a cougar joke there somewhere. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 30, 2023 04:58 PM (lf83v)

117 I want to see a movie as white as white rice. I think I actually got that in the Five Nights at Freddy's movie I saw Saturday.

Hahaha.

I don't think there was a BIPOC in the whole thing. Well there was the black Uber driver in a bit part.

That's because the movie had a writing credit for the game's designer Scott Cawthon, who is openly Christian and a registered Republican. (There were some attempts to spin up a boycott of the movie because of that, but Palestine sucked all the air out of the room).

And the black Uber driver was a cameo by a YouTuber who streams the game.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2023 04:58 PM (2ocoG)

118 'Sounds like The Marvels unironically did a South Park.'

Sounds like another reason not to watch that Marvels shit.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 30, 2023 04:58 PM (abhjw)

119 And is it me or does Zegler look absolutely embarrassed in that pic? She clearly doesn't want to be there.

I said this before but she's incredibly off putting. If you saw her drinking alone at a bar you'd give her a wide berth. Avoid avoid avoid!

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 04:58 PM (+9Y0a)

120 It is becoming more and more obvious to more and more people that Disney cannot make the changes it needs to make with Bob Iger -- who made all the big mistakes of the past ten years -- sticking around forever to keep those mistakes in place.

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During Trans Genitalia Butchery & Mutilation Mistake & Genocide Celebration Vengeance Pride Month of Rage?

Really, Ace???

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 04:58 PM (B5Ngp)

121 111 Lead time for movies is ridiculous, so even if they wanted to shift gears (and they don't), they would have to eat pre-production costs for whatever shit they have in their pipeline now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (3Gtis)

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*cues up conspiracy theory that the strikes were engineered by the studios to clear out a bunch of shit they wanted to cancel but couldn't otherwise*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:59 PM (GBKbO)

122 The one in the back center looks like Jeff Sessions.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (l10hq)

I was going to say Alfred E. Neuman.

Posted by: spindrift at October 30, 2023 04:59 PM (wwfd9)

123 20th Century Fox...uh, sure? I'll get back to you on this one.

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X-Files extended universe?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 30, 2023 04:59 PM (cMXNt)

124 By and large Iger acquired already successful companies with plans that extended years out. Now everything is dried up

But enough about Kathleen Kennedy.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 04:59 PM (I/Qkd)

125 Okay, so we went to see Martin Scorsese's 3667 hour long movie, "The Killers of the Flower Moon".

To be fair, I wasn't ever bored, however somewhere in the 2-2.5 hour area I started looking at my watch because it was all just clean-up and obvious thread closing at that point.

I think even Marty knew his movie was dragging on too long cuz he came up with a flashy gimmick ending to tie up things quickly.

Great acting, great directing, script that could use editing, strong white people are all stupid, hypocrites, and/or psycho garbage vibe but given the story you knew that was coming.

Call it middle tier Scorsese. Like "After Hours" but without the laughs.

Recently, I saw Scorsese's "Bringing Out the Dead" with Nicholas Cage, which I liked a lot more and would put in Scorsese's top tier as one of his loony New York dark comedies. It's streaming on Prime.

I suggest you watch "BOTD" and wait till "TKotFM" is streaming so's you can get a snack, make a drink, go to the bathroom at your leisure.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2023 04:59 PM (QzZeQ)

126 True story: I made enchiladas yesterday, and I thought of you guys.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 04:58 PM (i4S1+)

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Aw.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 04:59 PM (DRSnL)

127 Snow Beige?

Fine. They could have least picked an actress that was pretty.
Snow White was suppossed to be pretty, err 'fairest' of them all, right?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 30, 2023 04:59 PM (cOq4q)

128 They knew who their audience was and played to them exclusively.

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The marketing was top notch and enticed Matt Gaetz to wear a pink tuxedo while grinning like a buffoonish cuck at the movie opening

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Gina Carano's Punching Bag and Proud of It at October 30, 2023 04:59 PM (VTu1l)

129 LOL! Seriously? "Black girl magic" means you can do everything and get everything with no work?

How demeaning.
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Let's see:
Section 8, free house for no work
Food stamps, free food for no work
"SSDI" paycheck for no work
Hiring preference (no qualifications required) at all government and most private employers, job for no work
Impossible to fire after hired, job security for no work.

Yeah, wherever would they get the idea they get everything for no work?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2023 05:00 PM (QDIvD)

130 If you saw her drinking alone at a bar you'd give her a wide berth. Avoid avoid avoid!

You do you. I'd give her every opportunity to humiliate me.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 05:00 PM (I/Qkd)

131 Meh. Disney hasn't been any good since Aykroyd and Belushi starred as Pinocchio and Gepetto. Or was it the other way around?

John, not Jim.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2023 05:00 PM (991eG)

132 Gina is referring to Disney's demand that she get on a zoom call with 45 lunatic Disney trannies and take their attacks on her in guilty silence.
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In short, a struggle session. How very Maoistic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2023 05:00 PM (O9H6c)

133 Russian-Speaking Hacking Group Hacks U.S. Federal Systems, Gains Access to Over 600,000 Emails from Departments of Defense and Justice in Massive Cyber Attack

Please release them everywhere Da?

Oh, that would be *amazing*.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2023 05:00 PM (2ocoG)

134 Fine. They could have least picked an actress that was pretty.
Snow White was suppossed to be pretty, err 'fairest' of them all, right?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 30, 2023 04:59 PM (cOq4q)
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Now "fairest of them all" means "most just."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 05:00 PM (ELpxa)

135 Whitest stereotype movie ever made ?

St Elmo’s Fire

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (MNhXM)

Breakfast Club

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at October 30, 2023 05:00 PM (5C4od)

136 I don’t know if wokeness is the reason for Disney movie’s bad results or that they are just crappily written and directed.

= =

Wokeness detaches you from reality to the extent that you literally think your shit doesn't stink and you get angry that people don't affirm the wonderful smell of your farts.

Posted by: Fart Affirmation NOW! at October 30, 2023 05:00 PM (AD14M)

137 Critical Drinker had a good explanation as to why Barbie was successful in spite of being so woke. It was a girl's movie playing exclusively to girls fantasies using a character most every girl knew and loved. They knew who their audience was and played to them exclusively.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (SblRi)

Women and gays. Gay guys all loved it.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:01 PM (+9Y0a)

138 And is it me or does Zegler look absolutely embarrassed in that pic? She clearly doesn't want to be there.

I said this before but she's incredibly off putting. If you saw her drinking alone at a bar you'd give her a wide berth. Avoid avoid avoid!
Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 04:58 PM (+9Y0a)

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Rachel Ziegler is the Megan Markle of Brie Larsons.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 05:01 PM (B5Ngp)

139 LOL! Seriously? "Black girl magic" means you can do everything and get everything with no work?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2023 05:00 PM (QDIvD)

A/K/A looting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 05:01 PM (i4S1+)

140 Critical Drinker had a good explanation as to why Barbie was successful in spite of being so woke. It was a girl's movie playing exclusively to girls fantasies using a character most every girl knew and loved. They knew who their audience was and played to them exclusively.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (SblRi)

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I’m waiting to see how the apparently woke Wonka movie does before I make a cause and effect opinion.

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 05:01 PM (MNhXM)

141 Fine. They could have least picked an actress that was pretty.

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You want a nommy young Zooey Deschanel

You'll settle for Rachel Zegler

You get Lizzo

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Gina Carano's Punching Bag and Proud of It at October 30, 2023 05:01 PM (VTu1l)

142 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 30, 2023 05:01 PM (T4tVD)

143 >>Whitest stereotype movie ever made ?

Footloose

Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 05:01 PM (eD8KA)

144 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 30, 2023 05:02 PM (yyNNW)

145 Whitest stereotype movie ever made ?

St Elmo’s Fire

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (MNhXM)

Breakfast Club
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at October 30, 2023 05:00 PM (5C4od)

Arguably a tie.

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 05:02 PM (MNhXM)

146 I always thought it odd that there were all these Dwarfs; Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Derpy, Mopey, Greasy, Cheesy...

and Doc.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes

New and cool: Horny, Pervy, Faggy, Tranny, Pedo, Sady, and Masochisma.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 05:02 PM (FVME7)

147 Gina is referring to Disney's demand that she get on a zoom call with 45 lunatic Disney trannies and take their attacks on her in guilty silence.
_____________

In short, a struggle session. How very Maoistic.

The truly astonishing thing is that they think they're the smartest people on the planet, yet they can't (or won't) see this.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 05:02 PM (I/Qkd)

148 Gina is referring to Disney's demand that she get on a zoom call with 45 lunatic Disney trannies and take their attacks on her in guilty silence.

And not laugh?

THAT is cruelty.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 05:02 PM (v1md+)

149
Yeah, wherever would they get the idea they get everything for no work?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Michele Obama

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2023 05:03 PM (63Dwl)

150 re-education course of 45 people in the lbgtq community zoom call to sit there and listen of how badly they got their feelings hurt
________________

This presupposes that anyone gives a rat's ass about their feelings.

I certainly don't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2023 05:03 PM (O9H6c)

151 Call it middle tier Scorsese. Like "After Hours" but without the laughs.

I really enjoyed the movie "After hours" and I did sit through about four hours of "Lawrence of Arabia"-but I was home for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 05:03 PM (RSbhh)

152 You want a nommy young Zooey Deschanel

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Gina Carano's Punching Bag and Proud of It at October 30, 2023 05:01 PM (VTu1l)

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Not on topic, but what the hell is up with those hotel commercials she's doing? Can she not get any other work?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:03 PM (DRSnL)

153 90 Russian-Speaking Hacking Group Hacks U.S. Federal Systems, Gains Access to Over 600,000 Emails from Departments of Defense and Justice in Massive Cyber Attack

Please release them everywhere Da?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 04:54 PM (l10hq)

US cybersecurity guys are too busy working on suppressing dangerous right-wingers online to do any real work.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 30, 2023 05:03 PM (eYoxG)

154 Whitest stereotype movie ever made ?

St Elmo’s Fire

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (MNhXM)

Breakfast Club
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at October 30, 2023 05:00 PM (5C4od)

Arguably a tie.

The entire Hallmark oeuvre, even the movies with blacks in them, up until about 3 years ago.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 05:03 PM (I/Qkd)

155 Lead time for movies is ridiculous, so even if they wanted to shift gears (and they don't), they would have to eat pre-production costs for whatever shit they have in their pipeline now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (3Gtis)

*cues up conspiracy theory that the strikes were engineered by the studios to clear out a bunch of shit they wanted to cancel but couldn't otherwise*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 04:59 PM (GBKbO)

Don't need no tinfoil hat for this conspiracy. It's a near certainty that's why it dragged on.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:04 PM (wcOZl)

156 152 Not on topic, but what the hell is up with those hotel commercials she's doing? Can she not get any other work?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:03 PM (DRSnL)

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I've heard that actors love those gigs.

They're regular, pay good residuals, and not difficult. It's why JK Simmons keeps doing insurance commercials even through his Oscar winning period.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 05:04 PM (GBKbO)

157 But how many theaters will still be around in 25, as a lack of 24 films due to the Film Actors Guild strike will leave them hurting like the pandemic. And the F.A.G. strike isn't over yet.

Posted by: Bete at October 30, 2023 05:04 PM (KuG1T)

158 Breakfast Club
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at October 30, 2023 05:00 PM (5C4od)

Sixteen Candles.

Guys! Guys! I just figured it out.

John Hughes was rayciss!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 30, 2023 05:04 PM (T/Lqj)

159 Whitest stereotype movie ever made ?

St Elmo’s Fire

Breakfast Club

A Sure Thing?

Probably not I'm just remembering that flick.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 05:05 PM (v1md+)

160 Rachel Ziegler is the Megan Markle of Brie Larsons.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 05:01 PM (B5Ngp)

I miss this place.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 05:05 PM (i4S1+)

161 Not on topic, but what the hell is up with those hotel commercials she's doing? Can she not get any other work?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:03 PM (DRSnL)

She’s engaged to one of those Property Brothers now. Will be third marriage for her.

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 05:05 PM (MNhXM)

162 But how many theaters will still be around in 25, as a lack of 24 films due to the Film Actors Guild strike will leave them hurting like the pandemic. And the F.A.G. strike isn't over yet.

I predicted theaters would be gone 5 years after Covid. It looks like it might be sooner, and these idiots have nobody to blame but themselves.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 05:05 PM (I/Qkd)

163 Whitest stereotype movie ever made ?

White Men Can't Jump
It's literally in the title.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2023 05:06 PM (IG4Id)

164
Time for a new round of layoffs but this time only in the C-suite.
Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (+9Y0a)

Never ceases to amaze how these dumbfucks get paid millions of dollars to ruin their company's marketability and destroy stock value. Are they all taking up short positions when they get hired? Buying put options?

Posted by: They're idiots, yes, but this is also deliberate at October 30, 2023 05:06 PM (kkaj+)

165 Whitest stereotype movie ever made ?

St Elmo’s Fire

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 04:57 PM (MNhXM)

Breakfast Club
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at October 30, 2023 05:00 PM (5C4od)

The Longest Day

Posted by: Beartooth at October 30, 2023 05:06 PM (TDQgG)

166 They're regular, pay good residuals, and not difficult. It's why JK Simmons keeps doing insurance commercials even through his Oscar winning period.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 30, 2023 05

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And Portal 2. His voice acting for that game is magnificent

Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 05:07 PM (v1md+)

167 She’s engaged to one of those Property Brothers now. Will be third marriage for her.
Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 05:05 PM (MNhXM)

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Wait. The Property Brothers aren't gay?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:07 PM (DRSnL)

168 I suggest you watch "BOTD" and wait till "TKotFM" is streaming so's you can get a snack, make a drink, go to the bathroom at your leisure.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2023 04:59 PM (QzZeQ)

I saw Bringing Out The Dead when it was in theaters. I hated it. BUT I was young. I should rewatch and reconsider.

I want to see Flower Moon but 3.5 hours is a bit...much. That'll take my entire afternoon. Well...we'll see.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:08 PM (9s5qP)

169 >>The Property Brothers aren't gay?

Next you will try and tell me that Ace isn't gay.

Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 05:08 PM (eD8KA)

170 35 This to is the story of Obama. But also Robyn Hood.

Posted by: Bete at October 30, 2023 05:08 PM (KuG1T)

171 They're regular, pay good residuals, and not difficult. It's why JK Simmons keeps doing insurance commercials even through his Oscar winning period.

******************

I think she's semi-retired for films/TV and just does a side gig now while mommying full time and seeing if she can break Zsa Zsa's record for how many times she marries

Here's hoping Ill be her last stop!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Gina Carano's Punching Bag and Proud of It at October 30, 2023 05:08 PM (VTu1l)

172
... and they're at a complete loss. "THROW MORE MONEY AT IT," they shout, but that won't fix the problem....

This, too, is the story of Preezy Senile Joe.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2023 05:08 PM (QzZeQ)

173 And Portal 2. His voice acting for that game is magnificent
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 05:07 PM (v1md+)

You know, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Posted by: Cave Johnson, Founder and CEO Aperture Labs at October 30, 2023 05:08 PM (kkaj+)

174 I has a idea Mistah Igah suh! Les tell the chillun about brer Fox and de Tar Baby! Wut cud go wrong?

Posted by: Uncle Remus at October 30, 2023 05:08 PM (VNM/L)

175 yells at her to just use her "black girl magic"

Big booty?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 30, 2023 05:08 PM (LIuoq)

176 Cowboy Bob Orton > Bob Iger

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at October 30, 2023 05:08 PM (Vu7A1)

177 I can recommend Totally Killer. A good popcorn movie.

They can't help themselves trying a few woke clapter lines/scenes.
But all they do is expose how ridiculous and suffocating modern culture is.
Especially compared to the fun openness of the 80s.

There was a country once that used to be free and fun. It was called the United States.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2023 05:09 PM (QDIvD)

178 Can you imagine being one of the hippies they hired to be dwarves, thinking this was their big break and now they're being CGI-ed into oblivion? It is to laugh.

Back to waiting tables, diverse ferghits. Giving up the starfish for a part only gets you the part. It won't spare you from being CGI-ed into atoms.

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 30, 2023 05:09 PM (DWqKI)

179 I still think they should do a porn mash-up of the Seven Dwarves with the Barbie movie and call it...

...Throw Another Shrimp on the Barbie

😀

Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2023 05:10 PM (991eG)

180 Wait. The Property Brothers aren't gay?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:07 PM (DRSnL)

Almost.

Canadian.

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 05:10 PM (MNhXM)

181 Time for a new round of layoffs but this time only in the C-suite.

**********************

These guys fail upward, and then fail out the door with multi-million dollar golden parachutes

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Gina Carano's Punching Bag and Proud of It at October 30, 2023 05:10 PM (VTu1l)

182 I guarantee you that the Disney Social Media Gestapo Expense is part of the reason why their marketing expenses are so high. Its why they justify not being able to pay residuals, because they have to pay for Nazis to harass actors and actresses.
Kennedy and her entire goon squad should have been fired a long time ago. Does Disney really need a writer to install gayness in a children's film? In this case, the stock has already been cut in half by the Disney Gayness Crusade. What has it got to lose from starting over?

Posted by: william ferrin at October 30, 2023 05:11 PM (t/kpj)

183 137 Critical Drinker had a good explanation as to why Barbie was successful in spite of being so woke. It was a girl's movie playing exclusively to girls fantasies using a character most every girl knew and loved. They knew who their audience was and played to them exclusively.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (SblRi)

And as a result got a few p-whipped guys to show up, padding their bottom line.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 30, 2023 05:11 PM (GD2xa)

184 Whitest Stereotype Movie Ever Made:
The Summer Place.
You're welcome

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 30, 2023 05:11 PM (as3uC)

185 I want to see Flower Moon but 3.5 hours is a bit...much. That'll take my entire afternoon. Well...we'll see.
Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:08 PM (9s5qP)

that's one of those that I will only watch at home, with the pause button for trips to the head and the fridge for a beer.

My brother hates watching movies with me, because he wants to see the whole thing without interruption. So who's weird, him or me?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 30, 2023 05:12 PM (T/Lqj)

186 If Gina would have been forced by Kennedy to listen to a bunch of queers' grievances, imagine what they've made male actors who've stepped out of line listen to.

FFS, Kathleen Kennedy is so pathetic.

She must have the most deep-seated insecurities imaginable.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2023 05:12 PM (JeYYB)

187 "We only needed the live-action dwarves for MoCap!"
"Why are they in costume then?"
"..."

Posted by: Disney spin control at October 30, 2023 05:12 PM (o5xaO)

188 103 I predict collaboration between Disney and Taylor Swift one of these days. Woke Squared with a billionaire singer.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 30, 2023 04:56 PM (lf83v)

I predict DeepFake pron starting Taylor Swift and the seven dwarves.

Posted by: Hardly going out on a limb here at October 30, 2023 05:12 PM (kkaj+)

189 Wait. The Property Brothers aren't gay?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:07 PM (DRSnL)

Maybe not. One of them married a really beautiful Asian lady.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 30, 2023 05:13 PM (T/Lqj)

190 Well, with all the Disney race swapping of characters, I'm hoping we get a pasty white version of Shaft.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 05:13 PM (54XhK)

191 Rachel Zegler must be fucking every old man in town.

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2023 05:13 PM (v0R5T)

192
Russian-Speaking Hacking Group Hacks U.S. Federal Systems, Gains Access to Over 600,000 Emails from Departments of Defense and Justice in Massive Cyber Attack

:: Orders truckload of popcorn from Amazon ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2023 05:13 PM (enJYY)

193 Is the latest Mission Impossible movie good?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2023 05:13 PM (JeYYB)

194 >>>Call it middle tier Scorsese. Like "After Hours" but without the laughs.

how can anyone knock After Hours?

Posted by: ace at October 30, 2023 05:14 PM (KRtlO)

195 Wait. The Property Brothers aren't gay?
Posted by: Jordan61

Beat me to it by 'that' much!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 05:14 PM (VwNzI)

196 Black girl power?

You wanna fly, flap them butt checks faster!

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at October 30, 2023 05:14 PM (Vu7A1)

197 Maybe not. One of them married a really beautiful Asian lady.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 30, 2023 05:13 PM (T/Lqj)

From Thailand?

Posted by: Check for penis at October 30, 2023 05:14 PM (kkaj+)

198 Flounder!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2023 05:14 PM (991eG)

199 194 how can anyone knock After Hours?
Posted by: ace at October 30, 2023 05:14 PM (KRtlO

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By being a square.

Posted by: TJM's phone at October 30, 2023 05:14 PM (GBKbO)

200 Other people think that Bob Iger is just lying as usual, promoting the possibility that they'll be replaced while having no intention of spending another $100 million on this doomed production.

If anything, they're going to remap the script with the Barbie plot; Sandy White leaves the Disney world with the CGI dwarves and wakes up in the "REAL" world with the Edingburgh Fringe Fest rejects and learns that the OG Disney world is TEH EVIL~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2023 05:15 PM (IG4Id)

201 In Ashoka, there are whales that float in outerspace and achieve lightspeed.

Just ridiculous shit. the expression on my 11 yo's face was funny as hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 05:15 PM (R4t5M)

202 190 Well, with all the Disney race swapping of characters, I'm hoping we get a pasty white version of Shaft.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 05:13 PM (54XhK)

It'll be called "Stub"

Posted by: Stereotypes R Us at October 30, 2023 05:15 PM (kkaj+)

203 Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 30, 2023 05:13 PM (T/Lqj)

From Thailand?
Posted by: Check for penis at October 30, 2023 05:14 PM (kkaj+)

Heh. that thought crossed my mind as I hit post.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 30, 2023 05:15 PM (T/Lqj)

204 Speaking of White Stereotype movies and Zooey,

500 Days of Summer is pretty white.

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 05:16 PM (MNhXM)

205 Flounder!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2023 05:14 PM (991eG)

Now I know I am in trouble.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 05:16 PM (i4S1+)

206 In Ashoka, there are whales that float in outerspace and achieve lightspeed.

Just ridiculous shit. the expression on my 11 yo's face was funny as hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 05:15 PM (R4t5M)

Glad I looked at that, considered the Disney DIE trajectory, and called a NFW for that garbage.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 05:18 PM (i4S1+)

207 Opening scene of Shaft, the whitey version, he gets sunburned on the beach because he's too fair. Then repeats word like "rad", totally uncool" and "awesome".

I think I'm onto something.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 05:18 PM (54XhK)

208 Wait. The Property Brothers aren't gay?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:07 PM (DRSnL)
........

They are, they just don't know it yet.

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2023 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

209 Flounder!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2023 05:14 PM (991eG)

Now I know I am in trouble.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 05:16 PM (i4S1+)

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Good to see you -- have been worried about you!

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 05:19 PM (B5Ngp)

210
I'm kinda sure one of the Property Brothers is gay but I honestly don't give a fvck. Like abortion... not my game not my mortal soul burning in eternity.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2023 05:19 PM (enJYY)

211 Meanwhile, at BBC: "Tarantula causes vehicle crash in California's Death Valley"

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 30, 2023 05:19 PM (MvF+J)

212 Call it middle tier Scorsese. Like "After Hours" but without the laughs.

how can anyone knock After Hours?
Posted by: ace at October 30, 2023 05:14 PM (KRtlO)

Huh?

That's not a knock. For Scorsese, it's one of his middle tier movies. IMHO.

Very good, but not his best.. Is that a better way to say it?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2023 05:19 PM (QzZeQ)

213 Flounder!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2023 05:14 PM (991eG)

Now I know I am in trouble.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 05:16 PM (i4S1+)

You fucked up! You trusted us!

Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton at October 30, 2023 05:19 PM (kkaj+)

214 Toyota says it has a water powered engine. The basic idea is that distilled water is separated into hydrogen and oxygen inside the engine by means of electrolysis and then the combustible hydrogen is used in the internal combustion engine. (10 minutes)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8HhBIg3rGv4&t=193s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 05:20 PM (FVME7)

215 My brother hates watching movies with me, because he wants to see the whole thing without interruption. So who's weird, him or me?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 30, 2023 05:12 PM (T/Lqj)

Heh! I'm the same way. If I wait for stream a 3.5 hour movie will take me 4.5 hours to watch. I don't think the projectionist will pause the film so I can go pee and get a drink.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:20 PM (/hOUq)

216 Wait. The Property Brothers aren't gay?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:07 PM (DRSnL)
........

They are, they just don't know it yet.
Posted by: wth at October 30, 2023 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

Just because they have bunkbeds in the same room doesn't mean they're gay.

Posted by: The Nelson Twins at October 30, 2023 05:20 PM (T/Lqj)

217 >>> The basic idea is that distilled water is separated into hydrogen and oxygen inside the engine by means of electrolysis and then the combustible hydrogen is used in the internal combustion engine. (10 minutes)

I was under the impression that the energy needed to separate H2 and O was greater than the energy you'd then get by combusting them.

Posted by: ace at October 30, 2023 05:21 PM (KRtlO)

218 206 In Ashoka, there are whales that float in outerspace and achieve lightspeed.

Just ridiculous shit. the expression on my 11 yo's face was funny as hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 05:15 PM (R4t5M)

It sounds like someone has been watching Farscape.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 05:21 PM (i9ffA)

219 193 Is the latest Mission Impossible movie good?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2023 05:13 PM (JeYYB)

It's excellent. Saw it twice in the theater.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:21 PM (/hOUq)

220 Good to see you -- have been worried about you!

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 05:19 PM (B5Ngp)

You guys can't get rid of me. I lurk like athletes foot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 05:22 PM (i4S1+)

221 > I'm kinda sure one of the Property Brothers is gay but I honestly don't give a fvck. Like abortion... not my game not my mortal soul burning in eternity.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
__________

As this question was posited to my wife, who has watched their show, she says no... both are married. To women.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2023 05:22 PM (Q4IgG)

222 If you are a proper good leader you learn how to embrace & communicate, not dictate & silence & demand your actors & directors unfollow & shame more than half of your fan base & the people who have stuck with the franchise for decades.

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Leadership & Persuasion vs. Tyranny & Force.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 05:22 PM (B5Ngp)

223 I was under the impression that the energy needed to separate H2 and O was greater than the energy you'd then get by combusting them.
Posted by: ace at October 30, 2023 05:21 PM (KRtlO)

Oh you and your obsession with details!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 05:22 PM (i9ffA)

224 >>> 214 Toyota says it has a water powered engine. The basic idea is that distilled water is separated into hydrogen and oxygen inside the engine by means of electrolysis and then the combustible hydrogen is used in the internal combustion engine. (10 minutes)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8HhBIg3rGv4&t=193s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 05:20 PM (FVME7)

If this is true, it will be banned in CA if not the entire US soon, because the WEFtards and greentards don't actually want "clean" power.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2023 05:22 PM (llON8)

225 That pic of Blow Right and the Seven Antifa doesn’t even look like a photo or a frame from a movie. It looks like a painting. I think Ace is right that they just pulled this out of their ass to try to buy some time and goodwill. Fuck off.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 05:23 PM (iqZMp)

226 I was under the impression that the energy needed to separate H2 and O was greater than the energy you'd then get by combusting them.
Posted by: ace

Who you gonna believe? Science or YouTube?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 05:23 PM (FVME7)

227 I'm shocked. The Disney Board of Directors look out for the shareholders' best interests? It can't be,

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 30, 2023 05:23 PM (XizFB)

228 Whitest Stereotype Movie Ever Made:
The Summer Place.
You're welcome
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 30, 2023 05:11 PM (as3uC)

Any movie that Annette Funicello was in.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2023 05:23 PM (BdMk6)

229 Hey I just got lined a copy of Behold A Pale Horse by William Cooper. I am excite.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 30, 2023 05:23 PM (wFa+K)

230 "Photon," the new black female superher

('o' left off intentionally)

Uh, that's not how photons work.

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2023 05:24 PM (bt2PN)

231 222 If you are a proper good leader you learn how to embrace & communicate, not dictate & silence & demand your actors & directors unfollow & shame more than half of your fan base & the people who have stuck with the franchise for decades.

I thought leadership was all about secret expectations, moving the goalposts, gaslighting, berating, sandbagging, and character assassination campaigns?

Posted by: I need to meet better leaders at October 30, 2023 05:24 PM (kkaj+)

232 Hope you are feeling better, Flounder.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 05:24 PM (R4t5M)

233 Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2023 05:23 PM (BdMk6)

Lmao

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 30, 2023 05:25 PM (wFa+K)

234 Speaking of retarded wokism…

NJ schools have banned any celebration of Halloween. Cuz racism of course. But NJ parents will shrug and still vote 70% Democrat. So fuck ‘em.

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:26 PM (P5BwU)

235 I was under the impression that the energy needed to separate H2 and O was greater than the energy you'd then get by combusting them.
Posted by: ace at October 30, 2023 05:21 PM (KRtlO)
---
On this blog we obey the rules of thermodynamics!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at October 30, 2023 05:27 PM (YIVH2)

236
I has a idea Mistah Igah suh! Les tell the chillun about brer Fox and de Tar Baby! Wut cud go wrong?
Posted by: Uncle Remus

This is 2023.

It's now Uncle, ream us.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2023 05:27 PM (63Dwl)

237 Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:26 PM (P5BwU)

‘Cism. Really? Please tell me this is horeshit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 30, 2023 05:27 PM (wFa+K)

238 NJ schools have banned any celebration of Halloween. Cuz racism of course. But NJ parents will shrug and still vote 70% Democrat. So fuck ‘em.
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:26 PM (P5BwU)

=====

What's racist about Halloween?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:27 PM (DRSnL)

239 Posted by: Homer Simpson at October 30, 2023 05:27 PM (YIVH2)

*golf clap*

Nice.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 30, 2023 05:28 PM (wFa+K)

240 If everybody is trying to kill me, does that mean I'm successful?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 30, 2023 05:29 PM (oCktO)

241

‘Cism. Really? Please tell me this is horeshit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 30, 2023 05:27 PM (wFa+K)

Wish I could. But it’s real. Google NJ Halloween ban plenty of stories about it.

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:29 PM (P5BwU)

242 >>> 238 NJ schools have banned any celebration of Halloween. Cuz racism of course. But NJ parents will shrug and still vote 70% Democrat. So fuck ‘em.
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:26 PM (P5BwU)

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What's racist about Halloween?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:27 PM (DRSnL)

I don't know but I bet Joe Mannix can sock Your Kid's History Teacher to explain it to us.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2023 05:29 PM (llON8)

243 "Black girl magic" to fly?

Twerk wind.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at October 30, 2023 05:29 PM (l7Kbv)

244 A New Jersey school district canceled official school-wide Halloween celebrations, citing its diversity, equity and inclusion values and the purported potential for the festival to be offensive to people from various cultural and religious backgrounds.

Dr. Ronald G. Taylor, the superintendent of the South Orange & Maplewood School District (SOMSD), sent a letter to families on Oct. 6 explaining why any Halloween celebrations in the district will have to be held after school hours.

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:29 PM (P5BwU)

245 What's racist about Halloween?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:27 PM (DRSnL)

Haven't a clue.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at October 30, 2023 05:29 PM (kkaj+)

246 How are they able to tell stories they don't understand when the ones they identify with are the Empire? They are literally trying to squash the little guys, the rebellion. No wonder the story telling is struggling.

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Bravo, Ms. Carano ... Bravo!

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 05:30 PM (B5Ngp)

247 But maybe just maybe the jig is up. [wink]

And gone!

Posted by: Josephus at October 30, 2023 05:30 PM (4I/2K)

248 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 05:24 PM (R4t5M)

Thank you. Plodding along, with a two week old cold.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 05:31 PM (i4S1+)

249 211 Meanwhile, at BBC: "Tarantula causes vehicle crash in California's Death Valley"

pretty sure that was the plot of one of them b movies back in the '50s.

Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2023 05:31 PM (oY6Yp)

250
What's racist about Halloween?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:27 PM (DRSnL)

It's Pumpkin Genocide!!!!11111!!, you fuckers!!11

Posted by: Pumpkintifa at October 30, 2023 05:31 PM (QzZeQ)

251 >>> Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

Just seeing this (it's been up for a week now, right?) ...
what kind of heifer? or is that something you'd rather not share with the Horde?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2023 05:32 PM (llON8)

252 243 "Black girl magic" to fly?

Twerk wind.

kind of like the way powdered toast man flies?

Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2023 05:32 PM (oY6Yp)

253 Meanwhile, at BBC: "Tarantula causes vehicle crash in California's Death Valley"

Clearly the tarantula couldn't reach the pedals and hold on firmly to the steering wheel at the same time - eight legs be damned.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 05:32 PM (VwNzI)

254 Why does Bog Iger even give a fuck about his job? He has more money than his great grandkids could ever spend. He’s in his 70s. Just fucking go enjoy your golden years dude on a beach somewhere.

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:33 PM (P5BwU)

255 HOUSE REPUBLICANS' Israel aid bill is out.
It offsets $14.3 billion in Israel aid with $14.3 bllion
in cuts to IRS from the Inflation Reduction Act.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 05:33 PM (42fr6)

256 watched the video on water engines; as best I can tell, it only works in a lab if you can plug in outside electric power to run the electrolysis and produce the hydrogen, or if you have huge batteries on the car to run it while mobile (and that you charge elsewhere) In other words, another ridiculous fantasy tech.

Toyota must have thought it made good PR to pump out this BS to people too stupid to understand any of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 05:33 PM (i9ffA)

257 What's racist about Halloween?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:27 PM (DRSnL)
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The ghost costumes.

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2023 05:33 PM (v0R5T)

258 255 HOUSE REPUBLICANS' Israel aid bill is out.
It offsets $14.3 billion in Israel aid with $14.3 bllion
in cuts to IRS from the Inflation Reduction Act.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 05:33 PM (42fr6)

well slap me and call me Nancy, but I think that's a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 05:33 PM (i9ffA)

259 New Jersey school district canceled official school-wide Halloween celebrations, citing its diversity, equity and inclusion values and the purported potential for the festival to be offensive to people from various cultural and religious backgrounds.

Dr. Ronald G. Taylor, the superintendent of the South Orange & Maplewood School District (SOMSD), sent a letter to families on Oct. 6 explaining why any Halloween celebrations in the district will have to be held after school hours.
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:29 PM (P5BwU

I bet they have no problem celebrating Dia de los Muertos.

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 05:34 PM (MNhXM)

260 244 A New Jersey school district canceled official school-wide Halloween celebrations, citing its diversity, equity and inclusion values and the purported potential for the festival to be offensive to people from various cultural and religious backgrounds.

Dr. Ronald G. Taylor, the superintendent of the South Orange & Maplewood School District (SOMSD), sent a letter to families on Oct. 6 explaining why any Halloween celebrations in the district will have to be held after school hours.
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:29 PM (P5BwU)

Remember when it was Evangelicals trying to cancel Halloween and piss on everyone's parade?

We are officially moments away from a left-wing progressive Satanic Panic.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:34 PM (/RqAK)

261 230 "Photon," the new black female superher

('o' left off intentionally)

Uh, that's not how photons work.

"photon" was already taken, in "photon: the idiot adventures". highly recommended.

Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2023 05:34 PM (oY6Yp)

262 Meanwhile, at BBC: "Tarantula causes vehicle crash in California's Death Valley"

pretty sure that was the plot of one of them b movies back in the '50s.
Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2023 05:31 PM (oY6Yp)

I knew that capsule with the meteor samples was going to be trouble.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2023 05:35 PM (BdMk6)

263
As this question was posited to my wife, who has watched their show, she says no... both are married. To women.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2023 05:22 PM

Prior to hitting 'Post' I asked my wife, she says one is married, one not. Not sure I care enough to pursue it further. Wait. I've decided. Don't care. But the one guy is kinda really gay.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2023 05:35 PM (enJYY)

264 One thing is true, good leadership makes for a better world, leading to healthier & happier people & better opportunity. Look around, we are watching the devastating effects of what ~~bad~~ malevolent & malicious leadership can do worldwide.

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FIFM.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 05:35 PM (B5Ngp)

265 The idea ther movie was pushed back because of the strike doesn't even make sense. The strike has been going on for 6 months, which means come March 2024 these studios won't have any content to release. I can understand if they said they need to push back to Jun/July just to get those summer box office goers, but not a year.

With the thought being that the SAG strike will be ending before Thanksgiving, and productions resuming in January, Disney could easily start making a few midlevel films to have ready for 1st quarter 2025, they wouldn't need a movie they expected to be a big draw, based on a huge Disney property.

Maybe they'll learn no one wants to see a movie led by a bitchy 20 year old racist, who thinks she's ther brightest mind to ever walk the planet.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 30, 2023 05:35 PM (6v0nU)

266
Saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre again over the weekend.

You can see how it could've really shocked people back in 1974.

But, now it just looks like another Friday night at Bob Iger's home.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2023 05:35 PM (QzZeQ)

267 255 HOUSE REPUBLICANS' Israel aid bill is out.
It offsets $14.3 billion in Israel aid with $14.3 bllion
in cuts to IRS from the Inflation Reduction Act.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 05:33 PM (42fr6)

I like the cut of this new speaker’s gib. Now let’s see if it actually goes anywhere.

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:35 PM (P5BwU)

268 Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2023 05:35 PM (enJYY)

One is engaged to be married and has been married previously.

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 05:36 PM (MNhXM)

269 57 What's racist about Halloween?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 05:27 PM (DRSnL)
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The ghost costumes.
Posted by: wth at October 30, 2023 05:33 PM (v0R5T)

Richers are scared of ghosts!

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at October 30, 2023 05:36 PM (kkaj+)

270 HOUSE REPUBLICANS' Israel aid bill is out.
It offsets $14.3 billion in Israel aid with $14.3 bllion
in cuts to IRS from the Inflation Reduction Act.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 05:33 PM (42fr6)
........

Why not make it $50 billion in IRS cuts?

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2023 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

271 I bet they have no problem celebrating Dia de los Muertos.
Posted by: Drive by at October

Eid Al Fitri is gonna be great.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 05:37 PM (fwhY3)

272 I want to know specifically what culture is offended by kids dressing up as Spider-Man.

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:37 PM (P5BwU)

273 271 I bet they have no problem celebrating Dia de los Muertos.
Posted by: Drive by at October

Eid Al Fitri is gonna be great.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 05:37 PM (fwhY3)

Just wait until Ashura

Posted by: Whip it. Whip it good. at October 30, 2023 05:38 PM (kkaj+)

274 Making chili from garden peppers might be mildly hotpot sure yet.

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 05:38 PM (fwDg9)

275 ace....
1 mole of hydrogen has about 237kJ of potential electric energy. To split 1 mole of H2O would require about 286kJ (some would be electric and some would be heat).

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 30, 2023 05:38 PM (YRsIm)

276 > Meanwhile, at BBC: "Tarantula causes vehicle crash in California's Death Valley"

I prefer, "Idiot stomps on brakes to avoid squishing spider, causes crash."

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 05:38 PM (0N1h0)

277 I want to know specifically what culture is offended by kids dressing up as Spider-Man.
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:37 PM (P5BwU)

Fuck you.

Posted by: Guy With Flesh Eating Bacteria Gotten From A Spider Bite at October 30, 2023 05:39 PM (/RqAK)

278 Making chili from garden peppers might be mildly hotpot sure yet.
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 05:38 PM (fwDg9)

We gonna get frost in the AM ?

Posted by: JT at October 30, 2023 05:39 PM (T4tVD)

279 want to know specifically what culture is offended by kids dressing up as Spider-Man.
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:37 PM

Probably the muzzies. They're well known for their dislike of anything post 723 AD.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 30, 2023 05:39 PM (TDQgG)

280 Nood Newsom.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:41 PM (/RqAK)

281 Prometheus.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 30, 2023 05:41 PM (LIuoq)

282 254 Why does Bog Iger even give a fuck about his job? He has more money than his great grandkids could ever spend. He’s in his 70s. Just fucking go enjoy your golden years dude on a beach somewhere.
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:33 PM (P5BwU)

———
People like that are crazy.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 30, 2023 05:41 PM (cMXNt)

283 I want to know specifically what culture is offended by kids dressing up as Spider-Man.
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:37 PM (P5BwU)

Goblins.

Posted by: Green ones especially at October 30, 2023 05:41 PM (kkaj+)

284 I want to know specifically what culture is offended by kids dressing up as Spider-Man.
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 05:37 PM (P5BwU)

Well I certainly don't want to piss off the world's spiders.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2023 05:41 PM (BdMk6)

285 4 Toyota says it has a water powered engine. The basic idea is that distilled water i

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Dear Lord. Please let this be bait.

Toyota is trolling Ford and GM into an arms race for an engine that doesn't exist.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 05:42 PM (fwhY3)

286 >>>> 214 Toyota says it has a water powered engine. The basic idea is that distilled water is separated into hydrogen and oxygen inside the engine by means of electrolysis and then the combustible hydrogen is used in the internal combustion engine.

Anything to rid me of the insufferable scourge of DEF.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 30, 2023 05:42 PM (l10hq)

287 If I cared more about Disney, I would try to answer this one question in order to understand why they are delaying the movie.

Executives all work under incentive programs, and usually you have to meet a certain revenue level, or production schedule to get a bonus. A high exec. might have a dozen possible bonuses in the works any one time.

The delay has to be connected to that. There has to be a reason hidden in the details of the incentive structure.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 30, 2023 05:42 PM (NoAtB)

288 What's racist about Halloween?
Posted by: Jordan61

Werewolf Lives Matter!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 05:42 PM (FVME7)

289
ace....
1 mole of hydrogen has about 237kJ of potential electric energy. To split 1 mole of H2O would require about 286kJ (some would be electric and some would be heat).

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 30, 2023 05:38 PM

Sure, you lose a little bit on every transaction but you make it up in volume.

Posted by: Every Car Dealership Going Under at October 30, 2023 05:42 PM (enJYY)

290 285 4 Toyota says it has a water powered engine. The basic idea is that distilled water i

....

Dear Lord. Please let this be bait.

Toyota is trolling Ford and GM into an arms race for an engine that doesn't exist.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 05:42 PM (fwhY3)

It's an atmospheric water powered engine.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 30, 2023 05:43 PM (eYoxG)

291 You guys can't get rid of me. I lurk like athletes foot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 30, 2023 05:22 PM (i4S1+)

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Heh. Ugh, that brings back bad memories of junior high and high school showers giving me the fungi.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 05:43 PM (z2ZkE)

292 US and Gulf nations target ‘secret’ Hamas investment portfolio worth up to $1 billion
_CNN

Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 05:45 PM (42fr6)

293 129 LOL! Seriously? "Black girl magic" means you can do everything and get everything with no work?

How demeaning.

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Oh no you DIDN'T!!!

Posted by: Shaniqua Van Buren at October 30, 2023 05:45 PM (BMHsU)

294 They're working on an ammonia powered engine.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 05:45 PM (42fr6)

295 Good news for Matt Gaetz!

Looks like Santos may be expelled as early as Friday*, according to The Hill.

So, Gaetz will only need THREE other like-minded patriots to unseat the Speaker next time-- down from four.

Or any four disgruntled GOP lame ducks will be able to do it.

Power sharing with DEMs, here we come. Gaetz getz 'er done!

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2023 05:46 PM (NLIak)

296 295 addendum

*forgot to add, I have no problem with expelling Santos

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2023 05:48 PM (NLIak)

297 Ace, you're 100% right about the South Park episode. It was a weak attempt to go after a competitor when the company they work for is just as bad when it comes to woke shit. It's disgusting seeing all the content creators on the "right" act like this was the biggest own ever. The show hasn't been consistently funny for some time now. The Stronk woman episode was great, but nothing since then has come close.

Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at October 30, 2023 05:49 PM (CgQvH)

298 Toyota says it has a water powered engine. The basic idea is that distilled water is separated into hydrogen and oxygen inside the engine by means of electrolysis and then the combustible hydrogen is used in the internal combustion engine.

* smiles *

Posted by: 2nd Law of Thermodynamics at October 30, 2023 05:51 PM (nKJhp)

299 South Park has been cruising on its "edgy" rep for years now. They usually back down at the first sign of resistance. See the "Muhammed" controversy a few years back.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at October 30, 2023 05:52 PM (BMHsU)

300 I really don't give a hoot as to what happens with Disney. I barely watch movies any longer. I don't go for the superheroes, as I grew up with Superman and that's it.
So too much Disney ... unless you have money invested.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hows My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT at October 30, 2023 06:00 PM (qfLjt)

301 How about expelling Ratshit Tilapia?

Posted by: free tibet at October 30, 2023 06:07 PM (iNp3L)

302 294 They're working on an ammonia powered engine.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 05:45 PM (42fr6)
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So, going to drive around with a cylinder of liquefied ammonia in the trunk? Now I've had a large cylinder of that stuff in every lab I have worked as I often used Li or Na in liquid NH3. In every case I kept the cylinder in a fume hood. Ammonia is a heart stimulant hence smelling salts. Dangerous.]

Posted by: Ciampino - Hows My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT at October 30, 2023 06:13 PM (qfLjt)

303 302 294 They're working on an ammonia powered engine.

Then there's the whole refueling station. Are we just going to swap cylinders - it would be a full service and not self-serve, or actually refill a cylinder - O what fun. I can see that Little Old Lady From Pasadena in a cloud of ammonia and water vapor. LOL

Now ammonia is made from Nitrogen (from air) and Hydrogen (usually from petroleum or from coal and water. So you'll need fossil fuels.
LOL

Posted by: Ciampino - How's My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT at October 30, 2023 06:21 PM (qfLjt)

304 Oh, yeah, and then watch the OSHA idiots and their NGOs pals try to regulate Process Safety.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 30, 2023 06:22 PM (GshMh)

305 Yerrow Snow for China

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2023 06:24 PM (lwOKI)

306 301 How about expelling Ratshit Tilapia?

Posted by: free tibet at October 30, 2023 06:07 PM (iNp3L)
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Oooo I love that name !!!!!

Posted by: Ciampino - Enjoy life; this is not a dress rehearsal at October 30, 2023 06:24 PM (qfLjt)

307 what is this thing called movies?

I missed something.

Posted by: boot55555 at October 30, 2023 06:26 PM (VXr/k)

308 I don't mind being topped now and again, I mean, I knew what I was getting into, but I kind of prefer the lube.
A little less choking would be nice too.
If I'm allowed to say that?

Posted by: Mrank Farshall at October 30, 2023 06:33 PM (hSwza)

309 The new Willie Wonka movie looks like they are also going for the woke look. Politically correct and DEI definitely .
Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 04:38 PM (MNhXM)

Wonka was made to the the opposite of politically correct, punishing the bad kids with body horror.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 30, 2023 06:54 PM (eoQWY)

310 I have yet to try, "Black Girl Magic" chardonnay that I see in the wine section of Safeway. I mean it has to good right? They should hire Samuel L. Jackson to promote it.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 30, 2023 07:56 PM (pIx7m)

311 she doesn't know how to fly because flight school is white privilege and POC don't need to learn anything ... or she is just another dumb bitch who expects everything to be handed to her ... please kill her off in the first scene of the movie and spare us the lectures ...

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