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Kamala Harris Assures Americans That "Biden Is Very Much Alive"
Is he though? Is he?
Kamala: "Joe Biden is very much alive."pic.twitter.com/bcguBBnbkn
— TheBlaze (@theblaze) October 30, 2023
To accommodate Joe Biden’s cognitive decline, his staff can leave nothing to chance.
— Marla Hohner (@marlahohner) October 26, 2023
For his staged ‘Australia Press Conference’, Biden was provided with a printed notecard, to let him know which pre-approved reporter to call on, & what they look like. 😣 pic.twitter.com/fupF4bdf57
The fact that the President of the United States has been reduced to looking at pictures is a sad state of affairs. He's like a child looking at a comic book. What's even more concerning is that not only do they have to supply him with pictures; they are supplying him with the questions ahead of time. Calling this a press conference is an insult to the intelligence of every American. These are not press conferences, these are staged events, orchestrated "plays" designed to make what's left of an incompetent con-artist still appear to be relevant. The main two ingredients of any presidential press conference are never present when Biden wanders onto the stage. The setting is supposed to contain "The Commander in Chief," something he certainly is not. The leader of the free world is not supposed to do a "Thorazine" shuffle up to a podium, clutching a picture book. It's also supposed to have an audience of journalists, but those are never present at Biden's skits either. Agreeing to have your picture on one of Biden's placards is the equivalent of turning in your press pass. You are forfeiting your journalistic integrity, if you ever had any, and joining a long line of lemmings walking off the ledge of truth.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 12:17 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Swodog at October 30, 2023 12:17 PM (DfpFQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:17 PM (48xVe)
Biden has already been replaced by a body double.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 12:18 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:18 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2023 12:18 PM (pVWRI)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2023 12:18 PM (QDIvD)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 30, 2023 12:19 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 12:19 PM (4I/2K)
We're getting our RESPECT back on the world stage.
BUILDING back BETTER, Jack!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2023 12:18 PM (QDIvD)
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You can bet FJB is all about the airing of grievances....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2023 12:19 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 30, 2023 12:19 PM (PNuY3)
No, nothing about our government is serious except the consequences to us, the ruled.
Anyway: there are consequences to allowing elections to be stolen.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 12:19 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: XTC at October 30, 2023 12:19 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 30, 2023 12:20 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 12:20 PM (eD8KA)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 30, 2023 12:20 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 30, 2023 12:19 PM (PNuY3)
It's not a lie... if you believe it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 12:20 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nova Local at October 30, 2023 12:20 PM (exHjb)
Joe Biden is Dead!!
Posted by: XTC at October 30, 2023 12:19 PM (UnA8+)
Schrödinger's Biden, Jack!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:20 PM (48xVe)
This is the motto of the Biden Administration
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 30, 2023 12:20 PM (PNuY3)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (eD8KA)
Who will come out of their burrow first, and prove they are alive?
Putin or Biden?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (QDIvD)
/s
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (+vFC3)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (Y2tls)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: JT at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 12:22 PM (fwDg9)
I suppose it's better than "Joe Biden has full control of his bowels!".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:22 PM (I/Qkd)
Then after that we will only be subjected to recordings of him speaking (deep fakes).
Finally, we will be transformed into Libria (the dystopian world of Equilibrium), with "Father" giving us speeches about the evils of emotions...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2023 12:22 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Dr. Frederick Frankenstein at October 30, 2023 12:22 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:22 PM (48xVe)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (eD8KA)
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All of it...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 30, 2023 12:22 PM (ZV+pB)
++++
Nothing new there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 12:22 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 12:22 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Nova Local at October 30, 2023 12:20 PM (exHjb)
"The bear is on the loose!"
"Joe Biden is alive!"
Just more propaganda from the communist left.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archimedes
That would actually be newsworthy tho
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2023 12:22 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:22 PM (I/Qkd)
If Biden's charge is above 35%, I'll eat my hat.
He's alive like Kamala is competent.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (bVfY0)
Biden has already been replaced by a body double.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023
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Well, then, why wouldn't they have Fake FJB act a little more sprightly, and claim, "It was just a phase! See? He's as sharp as ever!"
I presume Fake FJB will have been carefully threatened not to get independent or too sporty in public. Still, he could *act* a bit less senile, to give their base a little confidence.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 30, 2023 12:20 PM (t/2Uw)
What are you wearing ?
Posted by: JT at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: It is I, Digby O'Dell, the friendly undertaker at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (Eqssc)
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Odd thing on which to offer reassurances...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (ELpxa)
Isn't this the sort of thing they do in dictatorships while fighting behind the scenes on who will replace the long-deceased figure-head?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (Q4IgG)
I suppose it's better than "Joe Biden has full control of his bowels!".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:22 PM (I/Qkd)
Better than:
The suspicious growth on Biden's dick is not a genital wart!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (48xVe)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (eD8KA)
Oooh...I'm sorry. The judges were looking for "Blowjob Tent."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (0dTR/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (O69GV)
So is the stuff Cumala gargles on a regular basis, or so I hear.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (R/m4+)
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They never had any. Most never have, most never will. They are propagandists, nothing more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (zjgNU)
++++
Yup. Dear Leader is *always* strong like bull!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (ELpxa)
It is also a top-tier Democrat presidential candidate.
Fetterman objects as the Slime Mold is an unfair rightward shift to the Party intelligence bell curve.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (QDIvD)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (XetL6)
I suppose it's better than "Joe Biden has full control of his bowels!".
Posted by: Archimedes
One is the truth. The other is a lie.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (Y2tls)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (Vu7A1)
Biden came in fifth in New Hampshire last time (I think), so he had his minions in the DNC put South Carolina first (where Biden won).
New Hampshire isn't tolerating that, and is still going to be first, so Biden is refusing to put his name on the New Hampshire ballot.
Now, it seems that the no-name guy running on the ("Vote for me to force Biden to retire") ticket may well win New Hampshire, so the Biden people are furiously organizing a write-in campaign for Joe.
This may not work.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Truth Bomb at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (o+/y4)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (bVfY0)
Incompetent is a type of competence.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (t/2Uw)
gotta keep up with the russians, who denied that putin had died over the weekend.
Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2023 12:25 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2023 12:25 PM (a/kp4)
Posted by: Truth Bomb at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (o+/y4)
Hamas playing the western media like a fiddle = smarter than the average leftist, so........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 30, 2023 12:25 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: garrett
But she brings in millions, and that's at $20 per.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 12:25 PM (OeoF8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm sure they were !
Posted by: JT at October 30, 2023 12:25 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Orson at October 30, 2023 12:25 PM (dIske)
The fact that the President of the United States has been reduced to looking at pictures is a sad state of affairs.
His loyal dogs.
https://tinyurl.com/bbh6fn6y
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2023 12:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (O69GV)
You obviously don't know my song, pussycat.
Posted by: Tom Jones at October 30, 2023 12:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 12:25 PM (O69GV)
Posted by: DNC looking at 24 at October 30, 2023 12:25 PM (KuG1T)
Posted by: Sponge
_________
Yeah, what's speculation on that? Looked like Dudley Do-Right.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 30, 2023 12:25 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: John Fetterman's talking neck tumor at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (a/kp4)
Posted by: Truth Bomb at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (o+/y4)
Posted by: Judges at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (eD8KA)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (bVfY0)
Incompetent is a type of competence.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (zjgNU)
Like idiots are ingenious at defeating your safety controls.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (bVfY0)
Incompetent is a type of competence.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (zjgNU)
like ab-normal is a type of normal.
Posted by: Tom Jones at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (MNhXM)
VP Harris: Biden Is "Very Much Alive"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 30, 2023 10:41 AM (FVME7)
X squeeze me? (hat tip; Wayne's world)
When soviet vice premiers had to mouth such words, one could safely assume the premier was indeed dead, and not just resting.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 30, 2023 10:45 AM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at
Best I can come up with is that he took a tumble. But still odd AF.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (CIS44)
Well hurry up and die already you old fossil.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 30, 2023 12:23 PM (R/m4+)
We're working on it.
Posted by: Decaying Demented Brain Cells Dividing and Conquering at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (ynpvh)
Also, in that photo of Joe, it appears that his chin has regained chin form. So he's got that going for him.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2023 12:27 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Dementia Patient of the United States at October 30, 2023 12:27 PM (B9RjC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 12:27 PM (R4t5M)
Kamala (although this level of eloquence is clearly beyond her):
'E's not a stiff! E's not bereft of life, 'e doesn't rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e wouldn't be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are NOT now 'istory! 'E's still on the twig!
'E's not kicked the bucket, 'e's not shuffled off 'is mortal coil, not run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!
'E's pinin'! 'E's NOT passed on! E's still here! He has NOT ceased to be! 'E's NOT expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:27 PM (I/Qkd)
You wouldn't think Biden has been replaced with a body double, since they would logically use someone who acted less senile.
On the other hand, maybe the real Biden is dead, and the confused incompetent on the stage is just the closest they could come to him.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 30, 2023 12:27 PM (H2qjM)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2023 12:25 PM (a/kp4)
Hey, I told her i'd make her the Grand Duchess of Fenwick.
I'm not going to apologize.
Posted by: Stupid at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (GZ+sX)
Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (Vu7A1)
Joe Biden is Dead!!
Posted by: XTC at October 30, 2023 12:19 PM (UnA8+)
Schroedinger’s Biden
Posted by: browndog had no dog in this silly fight at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (jRVcc)
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Silly Putty has been known to droop. The question is was there any cartoons showing?
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (XetL6)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (ZV+pB)
♪puppy dog tails,
and little girls hair,
These are a few of my favorit things...♫
Posted by: Sniffy Joe at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (ynpvh)
Have they locked up his box of crayons so he can't eat them?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (Nhvp0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (R4t5M)
And yet Matthew Perry beat them both out.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (N39Ws)
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It seems weird for earlobes to grow together and separate again every week.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (O69GV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Ned Niederlander at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (B9RjC)
If I thought Kamala or anyone around her were smart, and not just evil, I'd say this was a goad, bullbaiting to get Joe to over-exert himself.
Recall, at 80+ he was still fancying himself a tough, whipping bullies back behind the barn during recess.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (QDIvD)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 12:29 PM (eD8KA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (R4t5M)
Biden is ahead by two lengths at least .
Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 12:29 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2023 12:29 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 12:29 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2023 12:29 PM (sGtp+)
It's like happy hour. Another double, bartender. This time hold off on the devil horns on the chin.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 30, 2023 12:29 PM (zHuJr)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 30, 2023 12:29 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 12:27 PM (R4t5M)
Love Shack > Squirt Yurt
Posted by: B52's at October 30, 2023 12:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 30, 2023 12:21 PM (HfNu5)
=====
Thank you, I thought maybe I missed something this weekend.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 12:30 PM (DRSnL)
Wow are your NPC talking points out of date. You should get yourself to the shop for current download and maintenance.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 30, 2023 12:30 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2023 12:30 PM (GZ+sX)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (QDIvD)
Mandlebaum! Mandlebaum!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2023 12:30 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023 12:24 PM (zjgNU)
Just like "infamous" means super-famous.
Posted by: The 3 Amigos at October 30, 2023 12:30 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Joe "Boris" Biden at October 30, 2023 12:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 12:30 PM (42fr6)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 12:30 PM (XetL6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 12:27 PM (R4t5M)
***
Goo Igloo
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 30, 2023 12:30 PM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2023 12:30 PM (XeU6L)
This is the motto of the Biden Administration
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 30, 2023 12:20 PM (PNuY3)
Our Motto is: "Cut Out the Middleman"
Posted by: Planned Parenthood Tissue Specimen Sales division at October 30, 2023 12:31 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Paladin at October 30, 2023 12:31 PM (cIj06)
https://is.gd/7UZ5Rj
This photo almost singlehandedly ended Stepenopolous' time in the White House. It became an iconic representation of Clinton's people running their own agenda, specifically during the Whitewater investigation.
The video of Biden incoherently mumbling to reporters on AF1 with Blinken skulking in a dark alcove just behind him, intently staring at Biden is infinitely worse.
https://is.gd/Ta0KWR
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 12:31 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 30, 2023 12:31 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:31 PM (48xVe)
He's at least as credible as Kamala.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 30, 2023 12:31 PM (Kryrs)
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 30, 2023 12:31 PM (bCRbj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (R4t5M)
Biden is ahead by two lengths at least .
Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 12:29 PM (MNhXM)
. . . and Beettlebaum
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (4I/2K)
Hamas was getting backlash for this, so in an act of unspeakable sadism, someone in Gaza called Louk's mother in France and assured her that Louk was still alive and was being treated in hospital.
Newsweek and other American media outlets uncritically published this claim by Hamas, of course.
Well, Israeli troops found the body, and used her skull to identify her.
Oh, and at some point the corpse had been beheaded.
Interesting that the Israelis are far enough into Gaza to find things like this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (48xVe)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (42fr6)
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (GZ+sX)
Only person who's going to save me is God, who isn't running for political office..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2023 12:27 PM (KbCG3)
He's no Jay Leno.
Posted by: JT at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (T4tVD)
"The Death Of Biden". Watch in awe as a merry band of democrat lawmakers swindle, cheat, rape, lie and steal their way thru 2 hours of this stunning masterpiece trying to outdo each other with their daring dos on who do the who do with you know who.
Order now!
Posted by: Netflix at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (MvF+J)
What a curiously specific affirmation...
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2023 12:33 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:33 PM (48xVe)
Kamala is not unattractive. She's dumb as a rock and her entire career is sucking cock, but she's not unattractive.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 12:33 PM (iFTx/)
What a curiously specific affirmation...
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A good Venn diagram would have been helpful.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 30, 2023 12:33 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 12:33 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 30, 2023 12:33 PM (zHuJr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2023 12:33 PM (GZ+sX)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 12:33 PM (eD8KA)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 12:33 PM (0N1h0)
Nut hut
Posted by: Wack shack at October 30, 2023 12:33 PM (B9RjC)
We have been assured by the Ukrainians and others that Putin has been on the verge of death for more than two years now.
He seemed pretty alive on his recent trip to China.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2023 12:33 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Decaying Demented Brain Cells Dividing and Conquering at October 30, 2023 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 30, 2023 12:34 PM (ZV+pB)
Nut hut
Posted by: Wack shack at October 30, 2023 12:33 PM (B9RjC)
Does she do a Jiffy Lube?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 12:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 12:26 PM (R4t5M)
And yet Matthew Perry beat them both out.
Yet Bobby Brown and Keith Richard's will outlive us all.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 30, 2023 12:34 PM (PNuY3)
Posted by: Croaker at October 30, 2023 12:34 PM (WVllD)
Posted by: Elric Blade a
A Deep State 7.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 12:34 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (O69GV)
The earlobes were different?! Then it *was* a double since ear attached earlobes is a genetic trait.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 30, 2023 12:34 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 12:34 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 12:35 PM (PgewK)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 30, 2023 12:35 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (2tUFv)
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Did they? I know they found her skull, but they also have the rest of it, too?
Posted by: John Fetterman's talking neck tumor at October 30, 2023 12:35 PM (a/kp4)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 30, 2023 12:35 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 12:35 PM (jRVcc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:35 PM (48xVe)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2023 12:33 PM (2tUFv)
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Maybe Russia has perfected its android technology...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2023 12:36 PM (YIVH2)
Don't lump us all together. Some of us are not amused by this level of "humor".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:36 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 30, 2023 12:36 PM (xPJvm)
Because Trump said pussy.
And we'll throw you in jail for saying otherwise.
Up to and including the leading opposition candidate.
That's what democracies do.
BTW, how are the Ukraine elections looking this year?
Oh right, the World's Greatest Democracy canceled elections indefinitely.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2023 12:36 PM (QDIvD)
Posted by: Elric Blade
I will have to emphatically disagree here. She's got basset hound face. Which is fine, if you're actually a K9.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (AiZBA)
So Biden and Putin are star-crossed gay lovers?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (XetL6)
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If it declines any further, it'll be a cognitive flatline.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (XyJbh)
Hamas was getting backlash for this, so in an act of unspeakable sadism, someone in Gaza called Louk's mother in France and assured her that Louk was still alive and was being treated in hospital.
Newsweek and other American media outlets uncritically published this claim by Hamas, of course.
Well, Israeli troops found the body, and used her skull to identify her.
Oh, and at some point the corpse had been beheaded.
Interesting that the Israelis are far enough into Gaza to find things like this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (2tUFv)
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She was obviously dead from the vid of her corpse being driven through the streets. This is the poor girl with her legs all broken and hanging off at odd angles? I think they deliberately ran her over with their truck.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
.. it isn't that Dean Phillips really has a chance. It's really that his candidacy, actually any candidacy, will spur others in the Democratic Party to throw their hat into the ring.
Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (eD8KA)
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she's not attractive
so not sure where that leaves us
At the various, closing time, drunk and horny and deciding to just settle with the understanding we will hate ourselves in the morning.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (PNuY3)
Posted by: torabora at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (igNpK)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2023 12:19 PM (YIVH2)
Festivus would get stuck on this stage and never end.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:36 PM (I/Qkd)
Sir! I'll have you know 'Riffing/Beating a Joke into it's constituent atoms' has a long and glorious tradition here at the HQ!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (48xVe)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 12:38 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 12:38 PM (eD8KA)
Posted by: torabora at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (igNpK)
And right now, they don't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
He's at least as credible as Kamala.
Posted by: Just Lily
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https://tinyurl.com/mdxvf8dz
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 12:38 PM (krqg6)
.. it isn't that Dean Phillips really has a chance. It's really that his candidacy, actually any candidacy, will spur others in the Democratic Party to throw their hat into the ring.
Posted by: SMOD a
His gma was Dear Abby
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2023 12:38 PM (CIS44)
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Ah , yes. The hanging jowl face. Sign of alcoholism.
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 12:38 PM (jRVcc)
Sir! I'll have you know 'Riffing/Beating a Joke into it's constituent atoms' has a long and glorious tradition here at the HQ!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (48xVe)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
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she's not attractive
so not sure where that leaves us
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 30, 2023 12:35 PM (sX1BW)
Schroedinger’s Ugly Bitch?
Posted by: browndog had no dog in this silly fight at October 30, 2023 12:38 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: wth at October 30, 2023 12:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 30, 2023 12:39 PM (Vtuzc)
Posted by: Willie Brown at October 30, 2023 12:39 PM (igNpK)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 12:30 PM (XetL6)
It will always be Burma to me.
Who ever heard of a book called "Myanmar Days".
Bloody hell.
Posted by: Zombie George Orwell at October 30, 2023 12:39 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 30, 2023 12:39 PM (ZV+pB)
Yep.
Hamas is never going to release the young female hostages, because Hamas will never allow them to testify how they have been treated.
They will all die in "Israeli air strikes".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2023 12:39 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Elric Blade
I noes my hoes!
Posted by: Willie B! at October 30, 2023 12:39 PM (7Vi0c)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 30, 2023 12:39 PM (0EOe9)
I assume it's possible he's been dead or incapacitated for months. It's been purported he's got a "body double" so maybe that's who we've been seeing.
But all that aside, it was a very weird thing for Harris to say even given her stupidity.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2023 12:39 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Buford T Justice at October 30, 2023 12:40 PM (R4t5M)
I don't see the downside for them to run a dead Biden.
Posted by: GanGanowicz at October 30, 2023 12:40 PM (AxRGS)
https://tinyurl.com/ytnah972
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:40 PM (I/Qkd)
I have avoided buying nonessentials but all my essentials cost more so am spending the same if not more than before. That does not mean that things are good.
Also coming into the holiday season when spending goes up. There will be a lot of CC use with CC interest rates at 18-20%.
The crash will come.
I still think neither Biden nor Trump will be the candidates.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 30, 2023 12:40 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 12:35 PM (PgewK)
Well, consumer spending also goes up when buying the same amount of shit costs more, so...
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 30, 2023 12:40 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 30, 2023 12:39 PM (0EOe9)
What does the fox say?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 30, 2023 12:40 PM (N3zMI)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 12:40 PM (jRVcc)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 12:38 PM (krqg6)
I guess there is no point in wrapping up our affairs or writing a will?
It was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 30, 2023 12:40 PM (Kryrs)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 30, 2023 12:41 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 30, 2023 12:36 PM (xPJvm)
I'm missing what the pun is supposed to be here. A rectory is-as you know-a place where a Rector lives.
Forget it. Maybe I don't want to know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 12:41 PM (RSbhh)
Don't lump us all together. Some of us are not amused by this level of "humor".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:36 PM (I/Qkd)
Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2023 12:41 PM (Mzdiz)
Yep.
Hamas is never going to release the young female hostages, because Hamas will never allow them to testify how they have been treated.
They will all die in "Israeli air strikes".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2023 12:39 PM (2tUFv)
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Sadly this is correct. Which is why I think the whole ground invasion thing is pointless. Just bomb the entire Gaza until not a single thing lives. It's far past time to rip off the bandaid.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Buford T Justice at October 30, 2023 12:41 PM (R4t5M)
He's not running to win - he is running explicitly to force Joe Biden to retire so someone else can be nominated.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2023 12:41 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Bill Clintoon at October 30, 2023 12:41 PM (igNpK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 12:41 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:41 PM (48xVe)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at October 30, 2023 12:42 PM (3lCvD)
The Dems have taught nothing but "power is the only thing that matters" for decades. So acting surprised that everyone sees Joe's weakness and is jockeying for position is pretty dumb.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2023 12:42 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:36 PM (I/Qkd)
Yeah. Can we turn it up a notch or two?
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 30, 2023 12:42 PM (zHuJr)
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Unless there is a miracle - successful hostage rescue.
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 12:42 PM (jRVcc)
Posted by: Still beating that joke at October 30, 2023 12:42 PM (B9RjC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)
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Now we know the real reason Commander and Major had to go.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 12:42 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 12:42 PM (eD8KA)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2023 12:42 PM (QDIvD)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 12:38 PM (jRVcc)
Inspector says she's been high as a kite in some of her public speaking appearances. Just screams "Adults are back in charge." doesn't it?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 30, 2023 12:42 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 12:38 PM (krqg6)
I guess there is no point in wrapping up our affairs or writing a will?
It was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 30, 2023 12:40 PM (Kryrs)
Prepare, prepare, prepare. Jim Cramer put the fork in it and it's done.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2023 12:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 30, 2023 12:43 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 30, 2023 12:43 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2023 12:43 PM (AwYPR)
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My son, who has just set up living on his own and putting his name on the utilities, is getting daily CC offers. Seems for recent grads the going rate is 28.5%. The Lone Shark State is in full En Fuego.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 12:43 PM (XetL6)
The soldier, who was identified as Cpl. Ori Megidish, underwent a medical examination and was found to be in good condition. She then met with her family.
The IDF and Shin Bet stated that they will continue to make every effort to bring about the release of the abductees.
This is the first time one of the approximately 240 people who were kidnapped by Hamas and other terrorists in the Gaza Strip has been rescued by the Israeli military. Hamas has previously released four hostages.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2023 12:43 PM (pVWRI)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 30, 2023 12:43 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 30, 2023 12:43 PM (igNpK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2023 12:43 PM (a/kp4)
Posted by: Willie Brown at October 30, 2023 12:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Still going at October 30, 2023 12:44 PM (B9RjC)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 30, 2023 12:44 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2023 12:43 PM (pVWRI)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Talcum X at October 30, 2023 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)
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Hallelujah!
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 12:45 PM (jRVcc)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 30, 2023
***
If this were a Mission: Impossible episode, Rollin would be preparing to impersonate the figurehead guy right now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 12:45 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 30, 2023 12:45 PM (YCmaD)
Posted by: Hunter Biden's Second Hand Crack Pipe Emporium at October 30, 2023 12:45 PM (DZrNt)
Posted by: Dick Morris at October 30, 2023 12:46 PM (ZV+pB)
Can't tell the playas without a program -- right, Brandon?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 12:46 PM (wuzzs)
Because Trump said pussy.
And we'll throw you in jail for saying otherwise.
Up to and including the leading opposition candidate.
That's what democracies do.
BTW, how are the Ukraine elections looking this year?
Oh right, the World's Greatest Democracy canceled elections indefinitely.
The US was due for a "color revolution" of its own. You're welcome.
Posted by: Deep State at October 30, 2023 12:46 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 12:46 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 12:46 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:46 PM (48xVe)
Posted by: Zombie Ed McMahon with balloons at October 30, 2023 12:46 PM (R4t5M)
So Biden and Putin are star-crossed gay lovers?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2023 12:37 PM (2ocoG)
Tributes from District 12!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 12:47 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Dick Morris at October 30, 2023 12:46 PM (ZV+pB)
Is Dick dead?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:47 PM (48xVe)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 12:28 PM (O69GV)
The earlobes were different?! Then it *was* a double since ear attached earlobes is a genetic trait.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 30, 2023 12:34 PM (nC+QA)
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I liked the double with the devil-horned chin.
"Double with the devil-horned, devil-horned, devil-horned ...
Double with the devil-horned chin ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 12:47 PM (Q3+9O)
So Kamala is Schrödinger's Box.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 12:46 PM (krqg6)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BOX IS ANOTHER WORD FOR A WOMAN'S BONUS HOLE.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at October 30, 2023 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2023 12:43 PM (a/kp4)
Yeah they found her head, I pray for her family.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 30, 2023 12:47 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 12:47 PM (wuzzs)
What a curiously specific affirmation...
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 30, 2023 12:32 PM (ou9hh)
It gives me the same feeling I had when yesterday Jim Kramer declared that we were absolutely not going into World War 3.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 12:47 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 12:47 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 30, 2023 12:47 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 12:47 PM (fKIdX)
Wind companies losing billions, prompting fears a federal bailout could be coming
https://tinyurl.com/2c3hcz88
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:48 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Monday at October 30, 2023 12:48 PM (xX1BH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:47 PM (48xVe)
***
Mine is.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:48 PM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 12:38 PM (krqg6)
I guess there is no point in wrapping up our affairs or writing a will?
It was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 30, 2023 12:40 PM (Kryrs)
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WW3 is already here. It's just not what we expected. It's not a formal declaration of war like in the first two. But pretty much the entire world is at war. Russia-Uke, Hamas-Israel, Armenia-Azer, and pretty much every major western power besieged by internal enemies and saboteurs.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 12:48 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: torabora at October 30, 2023 12:49 PM (igNpK)
@LauraLoomer
WATCH: In a blatant attempt to interfere in the 2024 presidential election, Eric Olson, attorney for the petitioners in the #Colorado 14th Amendment lawsuit filed against President @realDonaldTrump, claims that Trump has no right be President and that the Constitution denies him the ability to run in 2024.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2023 12:49 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Ejaculation Station at October 30, 2023 12:49 PM (B9RjC)
Administer the Schwimmer / Non-Schwimmer test to Brandon. Folks gotsta know!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 12:49 PM (wuzzs)
Miss Linda plans to take him, or her, in for a day or two, until we can bring her to one of the local shelters.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 12:49 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 12:50 PM (fKIdX)
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Crapsterpiece theater.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 12:50 PM (Q3+9O)
@NickFondacaro
Whoopi claims that, despite Biden being one of the most unpopular presidents in history, he's "revered now" as "the GOAT" (the greatest of all time).
https://tinyurl.com/837xapzx
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 12:50 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 12:49 PM (J2vNu)
So. Have you settled on a name yet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:50 PM (48xVe)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 30, 2023 12:50 PM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2023 12:50 PM (Mzdiz)
Wind companies losing billions, prompting fears a federal bailout could be coming
We can always make big, big bonfires with their worn out blades, right?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 12:51 PM (wuzzs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 12:51 PM (4I/2K)
Avi Yemini
@OzraeliAvi
·
12m
🚨#BREAKING: Israeli forces have RESCUED a captured female Israeli soldier held by Hamas during special operations in Gaza last night
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 12:51 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 12:51 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 30, 2023 12:52 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 12:49 PM (wuzzs)
Non-Schwimmer
Posted by: Matther Perry at October 30, 2023 12:52 PM (R4t5M)
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To simply exist as a household in the same way you existed in 2021 costs an additional $1000+ per month.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 12:52 PM (O69GV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:50 PM (48xVe)
LOL. Probably true,
Wolfus and Miss Linda have compassionate hearts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 12:52 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 12:51 PM (4I/2K)
The Nut Hut.
'Fresh Squeezed, every day!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:52 PM (48xVe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 12:49 PM (J2vNu)
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Yeah, that's not how that works...Miss Linda (and possibly you) has a new companion...Hope it works out well for everyone involved!
(One of my cats went to a shelter for a few days when she was found, so that she could be checked out for health issues and fleas and such. A few days later, she ended up in my house permanently.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2023 12:53 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 30, 2023 12:53 PM (MvF+J)
I’ve seen a lot of posts saying Shani Louk’s body was found. In reality it is a piece of her skull that was found and identified. The rest of her body has not actually been found. The assumption right now is that she was beheaded.
The last video of her head intact was shared on Palestinian social media — appearing on the back of a truck, motionless and her leg clearly broken, stripped down, face down, being beaten and spit-on by the Palestinians who took her to Gaza — the Palestinian crowd joyfully cheering the evil abuse of her seemingly dead body.
Here is the best summary / translation of what the Shani Louk family was told.
“a bone was found from the base of the skull, which is identical to Shani's DNA. The doctors determined that a person cannot live without this bone, so they They concluded that she was dead.”
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 12:53 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
I hope she keeps the little meowser.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2023 12:53 PM (F59oH)
"Joe Biden is very much alive" is a code to trigger some operation, just like "John has a long mustache."
(Takes tin hat off)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 30, 2023 12:53 PM (mNmNo)
.......
Gee, I thought wind was free.
Posted by: wth at October 30, 2023 12:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:54 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 12:49 PM (J2vNu)
Aww, so sweet! I would advise getting some kitten formula. Their nutrition needs at that age are very high.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2023 12:54 PM (Mzdiz)
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The new speaker says he's not coupling Ukraine aid with the Israel aid bill.
Prepare for some serious nastiness from Republicans in the senate now
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 30, 2023 12:54 PM (QDIvD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 12:51 PM (4I/2K)
And all at once, all across Hordeland, morons squirmed in their chairs.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2023 12:54 PM (uSHSS)
CBC Investigation Says Buffy Sainte-Marie Has Falsely Claimed Her Native Identity
Turns out that her white "adoptive parents" were in fact her real parents, and that she was born in Massachusetts, not on "Cree land" in Saskatchewan, as her biography claims.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2023 12:54 PM (2tUFv)
But hey, all cultures are valid!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:55 PM (48xVe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023
*
So. Have you settled on a name yet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023
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"The October Kitten We Brought to the Shelter"!
In 2019 there was a rangy and sickly-looking black cat hanging around the parking lot, friendly to people, very hungry. I fed him, but then he started looking like a superflu victim in The Stand. I got him to the SPCA. They tried for more than a month to bring him back from the edge, but he had feline AIDS and kept getting sicker and sicker. Still, he got to spend his last weeks in a comfortable setting with regular food and people petting him.
They asked me to name him. I said, "Paladin. He's a knight without armor in a savage land."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 12:55 PM (J2vNu)
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Ha. What's it's name? Favorite toy? Food? Snack?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 12:55 PM (O69GV)
I think he needs to be charged with murder.
https://is.gd/NTpPuC
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM (0N1h0)
Turns out that her white "adoptive parents" were in fact her real parents, and that she was born in Massachusetts, not on "Cree land" in Saskatchewan, as her biography claims.
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I have one of her albums. A very much acquired taste.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM (XetL6)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM (fKIdX)
Wind companies losing billions, prompting fears a federal bailout could be coming
https://tinyurl.com/2c3hcz88
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:48 PM (I/Qkd)
Inflation....hahahahaha
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: Bidens economy at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM (UJsDx)
Prepare for some serious nastiness from Republicans in the senate now
I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS!
Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM (CIS44)
Turns out that her white "adoptive parents" were in fact her real parents, and that she was born in Massachusetts, not on "Cree land" in Saskatchewan, as her biography claims.
Well, she named her children Dakota, Starblanket, and Wolfchild, so at least she really committed to the role.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Jism Jail.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:57 PM (48xVe)
Prepare for some serious nastiness from Republicans in the senate now
I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS!
Posted by: Miss Lindsey!
Turtle hardest hit.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2023 12:57 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 12:57 PM (Q3+9O)
@OldRowSwig
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2h
Unpopular opinion: If you slash someone in the neck with a hockey skate and they DIE on live TV, you should go to prison.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 12:57 PM (TGPs7)
I think he needs to be charged with murder.
https://is.gd/NTpPuC
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM (0N1h0)
I'm not sure about that, but yeah, that's an incredibly odd move to make for no real reason I can tell from the video.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Blinken skulking in a dark alcove just behind him, intently staring at Biden is infinitely worse.
Aw, no! Blinken was simply playing a masterful game of "Find James Comey"! It's all the rage among the WH staff!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 12:58 PM (wuzzs)
(check on her right before bed, at 2am, and first thing in the morning.)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 12:58 PM (O69GV)
Is that her porn name or were her parents insane?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 12:58 PM (0N1h0)
Turns out that her white "adoptive parents" were in fact her real parents, and that she was born in Massachusetts, not on "Cree land" in Saskatchewan, as her biography claims.
Well, she named her children Dakota, Starblanket, and Wolfchild, so at least she really committed to the role.
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Cher is standing right over there.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 12:58 PM (XetL6)
CBC Investigation Says Buffy Sainte-Marie Has Falsely Claimed Her Native Identity
Turns out that her white "adoptive parents" were in fact her real parents, and that she was born in Massachusetts, not on "Cree land" in Saskatchewan, as her biography claims.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2023 12:54 PM (2tUFv)
Making up your identity out of whole cloth. What a novel idea!
Posted by: Rielle Hunter (born Lisa Jo Druck) at October 30, 2023 12:58 PM (4I/2K)
That's nice of you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 12:58 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023
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Aww, so sweet! I would advise getting some kitten formula. Their nutrition needs at that age are very high.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2023
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I'll give Miss Linda some cash and she can walk around to the grocery or the Petco.
A local shelter is having a rabies vax/microchip special this Saturday, $20 for the whole thing, and we were going to take Dagny. We could bring the black kitten, though they say they charge $35 for an animal found in a different parish, which this is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 12:59 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 12:57 PM (TGPs7)
*furious note taking*
Posted by: Palistinians at October 30, 2023 12:59 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 30, 2023 12:59 PM (bVfY0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:59 PM (48xVe)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER
Why so quiet and restrained Ben?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM (CIS44)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SOMETIMES SPONGE IS AN IDIOT AND DOESN'T REMEMBER HE JUST SOCKED SOMETHING AND TO CHANGE IT BACK.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at October 30, 2023 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Obviously she was raised that way and never got over it.
Posted by: torabora at October 30, 2023 12:59 PM (igNpK)
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2023 12:59 PM (CIS44)
8% inflation my ass try more like 40%. This is purposeful and vindictive.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 30, 2023 01:00 PM (17s+e)
Turns out that her white "adoptive parents" were in fact her real parents, and that she was born in Massachusetts, not on "Cree land" in Saskatchewan, as her biography claims.
Well, she named her children Dakota, Starblanket, and Wolfchild, so at least she really committed to the role.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM (I/Qkd)
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Odds that she's a distant cousin of Fauxcahontas'?
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 01:00 PM (Q3+9O)
CBC Investigation Says Buffy Sainte-Marie Has Falsely Claimed Her Native Identity
Her cousin, Sault Sainte-Marie, has long proclaimed, "That bitch be suss!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2023 01:00 PM (wuzzs)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2023 01:01 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 30, 2023 01:01 PM (bgdX1)
Peter Schweizer @peterschweizer 4h
"The US has threatened to stop supplying rifles to Israel after their national security minister was seen handing them out to civilians."
US threatens to stop supplying rifles to Israel
The US has threatened to stop supplying rifles to Israel after their national security minister was seen handing them out to civilians.
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As close as they get to a source -- not even an unnamed one -- "After several days of diplomatic exchanges, Israel committed to distributing the weapons only through its police or army, although politicians can be present when they are handed out."
I would link but I don't want to give them the traffic to an 'article' that accuses "settlers" of killing and looting West Bank-ers.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 01:01 PM (krqg6)
This is not something that happens in real life. Fake news.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 30, 2023 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)
These people are ready to engage - Democrats are scared.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 01:01 PM (42fr6)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 30, 2023 01:00 PM (17s+e)
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Eventually only crickets will be affordable.
/Only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 01:01 PM (Q3+9O)
Yes. She is. She's a Family Dollar 4.
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Ha.
"Ma'am, you owe me 10 more cents, please. You only gave me 16, and one dollar minus 74 cents is 26."
(karmella gets out phone, brings up calculator, looks at change drawer in confusion)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 01:02 PM (O69GV)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 01:02 PM (z5vMw)
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The best cats are the ones that find you.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 01:02 PM (XetL6)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 30, 2023 01:02 PM (MvF+J)
(Takes tin hat off)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
And that cackle is directives in Morse code. It all makes sense now.
Posted by: Ripley at October 30, 2023 01:02 PM (JojsZ)
I caught it, and tried to put it out in the woods, but it died
I really don' like mice much, I just didn't want mouse guts all over the lino.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 01:02 PM (xhaym)
The US has threatened to stop supplying rifles to Israel after their national security minister was seen handing them out to civilians.
Because the US Government doesn't believe citizens should be armed, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2023 01:03 PM (RIvkX)
I've been assured that's impossible. They're already in total control of the cheat.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2023 01:03 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Kevin Kline at October 30, 2023 01:03 PM (481GL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2023 12:47 PM (48xVe)
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Mine is.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 12:48 PM (ZV+pB)
That's OK, dear. I've made...arrangements.
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at October 30, 2023 01:03 PM (PiwSw)
...
Never go full Eric Holder.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 01:04 PM (NNsrR)
>>Who else thinks Matt Petgrave intentionally slashed at Johnson's face with his skate? I think he needs to be charged with murder.
It's not clear cut from the footage whether he intentionally wheel kicks or it's a function and dynamics of the collision.
It certainly looked like he didn't do anything to mitigate the contact.
He knows what was in his heart, and it will eat at him if he had mal-intent.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2023 01:04 PM (rc3Z7)
Canary Mission @canarymission 2h
New Canary Mission profile. Derron Borders, the director of the Office of Diversity and Inclusion @Cornell's graduate school of management, posted his support for Hamas terrorists (the "resistance") after they massacred 1,400 Israelis Oct. 7, 2023.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8th6ff
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 01:04 PM (krqg6)
480 Pieces of "Atomic Fireballs" candy for Halloween
2021: $9.49
2022: $19.95
2023: $39.99
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 30, 2023 01:04 PM (AD14M)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 01:04 PM (R4t5M)
She in or she out?
Posted by: torabora at October 30, 2023 01:04 PM (igNpK)
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Ha. What's it's name? Favorite toy? Food? Snack?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023
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I just got two pics. Pure black, possibly a shorthair though the tail is sort of fuzzy, which could mean medium-hair eventually.
Either his mother wandered off or was killed by a car, or some son-of-a-bitch hominid here tossed away a Halloween kitten because he was too noisy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 01:04 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 01:05 PM (RSbhh)
Could be worse. Someone could have mentioned TAYLOR SWIFT.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 30, 2023 01:05 PM (4PZHB)
Posted by: Miss Lindsey!
Turtle hardest hit.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2023 12:57 PM (CIS44)
Somebody should do that "other woman" meme with Ukraine and Iran, and photoshop Miss Lindsey in there.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2023 01:05 PM (Mzdiz)
'I don't see the downside for them to run a dead Biden.'
We get Biden's votes out of a box. No reason we can't Biden out of a box too.
Posted by: democrat vote 'harvesters' at October 30, 2023 01:05 PM (bVfY0)
She in or she out?
Posted by: torabora at October 30, 2023 01:04 PM (igNpK)
*squeezes stuffed octopus*
Posted by: Greta Thundershart at October 30, 2023 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 12:49 PM (J2vNu)
So kind of you to help this kitten. Do be careful which rescue she goes to as many advertise themselves as being no-kill when in reality they are allowed to call themselves no-kill as long as they only euthanize a percentage of their intakes. Also careful for a black kitten going to adoption during Halloween time.
Thank you again. I am a cat and dog type of person. Wish there were many more humans like you.
Posted by: Floridachick at October 30, 2023 01:05 PM (drwXA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2023 01:05 PM (pYac8)
A pervert
A person with dementia
A traitor
A puppet
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2023 01:03 PM (RIvkX)
You forgot Alzheimer's, Jack! Where's my ice cream?
Posted by: Joey Bidet at October 30, 2023 01:05 PM (7Vi0c)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well,
I suggest "Noir DuBois", because she depends upon the kindness of strangers.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2023 01:05 PM (ufFY8)
Amjad Taha أمجد طه
@amjadt25
Before the #Israel war on #Hamas terrorists in #Gaza, why did humanitarian organizations remain silent when they witnessed Hamas terrorists recruiting children as soldiers, establishing military bases beneath hospitals, and detaining young women in Gaza, despite their commitment…
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 01:05 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 01:02 PM (XetL6)
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Truth.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 01:06 PM (Q3+9O)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rielle Hunter (born Lisa Jo Druck) at October 30, 2023 12:58 PM (4I/2K)
Hold my pinot.
Posted by: Hilaria Baldwin's spanish accent at October 30, 2023 01:07 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 30, 2023 01:07 PM (ufFY8)
A dead Biden would probably get more non-fake votes than a live Biden that actively campaigned.
Posted by: Ripley at October 30, 2023 01:07 PM (JojsZ)
480 Pieces of "Atomic Fireballs" candy for Halloween
2021: $9.49
2022: $19.95
2023: $39.99
this just shows the depth of the perfidy of putin's exit from the nuclear arms agreements.
Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2023 01:07 PM (oY6Yp)
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The best cats are the ones that find you.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023
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This one is so tiny, I can't imagine it was ready to leave its mother and be a pet. We'll ask around to see if anybody is missing a kitten, but I doubt it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 01:07 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 30, 2023 01:08 PM (MvF+J)
He looks like he needs to establish some borders between himself and the buffet table
Posted by: Will and Jada Smith at October 30, 2023 01:08 PM (lqvOK)
does she slay vampires?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 01:08 PM (i9ffA)
@KassyDillon
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6h
Students confront a masked guy ripping down hostage posters at Harvard Square.
“They should be all exterminated, every single one of them and their kids, their mothers, their children, everybody just like Hitler did.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 01:08 PM (TGPs7)
2021: $9.49
2022: $19.95
2023: $39.99
this just shows the depth of the perfidy of putin's exit from the nuclear arms agreements.
Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2023 01:07 PM (oY6Yp)
That's not inflation! That's popularity. Supply and demand FTW!
Posted by: Janet Yellen at October 30, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 30, 2023 01:08 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well,
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I suggest "Noir DuBois", because she depends upon the kindness of strangers.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2023
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That is excellent! If they ask me at the shelter to name her, I'll remember that and the explanation!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 01:08 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at October 30, 2023 01:09 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 01:07 PM
YOU were missing a kitten.
Deep in your heart you know it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2023 01:09 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 30, 2023 01:09 PM (+vFC3)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 01:10 PM (42fr6)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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It makes a lot more sense why they were actively working to desensitize people to the word "nazi" during Trump's term.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 01:10 PM (O69GV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)
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she's not attractive
so not sure where that leaves us
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 30, 2023 12:35 PM (sX1BW)
Uncanny Valley?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 01:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 01:10 PM (4I/2K)
"Open air prison"
Imshin @imshin 6h
Motaz Azaiza posted his visit to a Gaza supermarket on TikTok 15 hours ago. He is shopping for wet wipes, toilet paper and Marshmallows. Kellogg's Corn Flakes and other cereals can be seen on shelves.
#TheGazaYouDontSee #HamasisISIS #Hamaslies #October7massacre
vt.tiktok.com/ZSNSj7cEo/
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Oddly enough, nothing is locked behind glass barriers like in e.g. CA.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 01:10 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 12:49 PM (J2vNu)
So kind of you to help this kitten. Do be careful which rescue she goes to as many advertise themselves as being no-kill when in reality they are allowed to call themselves no-kill as long as they only euthanize a percentage of their intakes. Also careful for a black kitten going to adoption during Halloween time.
Thank you again. I am a cat and dog type of person. Wish there were many more humans like you.
Posted by: Floridachick at October 30, 2023 01:05 PM (drwXA)
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Out here in Arizona, there are a number of Humane Society programs that adopt-out trapped feral cats -- who would otherwise be euthanized -- as "working cats" to large facilities, branches, etc. to help them control their pest problems, as long as they're provided food and shelter.
Win-Win!
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 01:11 PM (Q3+9O)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 30, 2023 01:11 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at October 30, 2023 01:09 PM (Vu7A1)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2023 01:11 PM (pYac8)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 01:05 PM (TGPs7)
Because they were being well paid to look away.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 01:11 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 01:11 PM (fwDg9)
I think he needs to be charged with murder.
https://is.gd/NTpPuC
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM
Growing up in MN I played hockey, a lot. There is no reason his leg should have kicked up like that. It was intentional.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2023 01:11 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 01:12 PM (Q3+9O)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 30, 2023 01:11 PM (ufFY
None of these names make a vas differens.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 01:12 PM (ynpvh)
Imshin @imshin 6h
Motaz Azaiza posted his visit to a Gaza supermarket on TikTok 15 hours ago. He is shopping for wet wipes, toilet paper and Marshmallows. Kellogg's Corn Flakes and other cereals can be seen on shelves.
better selection than the first couple weeks of Covid
Posted by: brak at October 30, 2023 01:12 PM (25k9m)
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Wolfus, my current young cat, Pouncer, fit in one hand when I received her from the dumpster. Now she is a full Abyssinian Assassin that leaps nearly 5 feet to snatch a bird on the air. Early on, she had trouble digesting wet food and was known as Little Shitty. That went away very quickly. They things have a will to live. Never underestimate that.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 01:12 PM (XetL6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 01:07 PM
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YOU were missing a kitten.
Deep in your heart you know it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2023
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I have two 1.5-year-old feline thugs now. No room for another. Linda has room, but she doesn't want a cat right now for some inexplicable reason.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 01:12 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2023 01:12 PM (pYac8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 30, 2023 01:13 PM (+vFC3)
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Knee jerk reaction.
There are 3 ways to understand that.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2023 01:14 PM (2ShPH)
Posted by: wth at October 30, 2023 01:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 30, 2023 01:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 01:05 PM (RSbhh)
They are now calling him a "Christian Nationalist" which only means someone who believes that Christianity was important to the founding and success of this country.
instead of believing that it was founded by black people but then evil whitey stole all their ideas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 01:14 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)
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Prostate estate.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 01:15 PM (Q3+9O)
Testicle Tent
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2023 01:12 PM
I did post the Testicle Clearing House earlier.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2023 01:15 PM (pYac8)
I think he needs to be charged with murder.
https://is.gd/NTpPuC
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM
Growing up in MN I played hockey, a lot. There is no reason his leg should have kicked up like that. It was intentional.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2023 01:11 PM (GwxCX)
I watch a lot of hockey. I've never seen contact like that. I had to watch a few times just to fully understand what I was seeing. Totally deliberate.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2023 01:16 PM (KbCG3)
IDF rescues soldier kidnapped by Hamas on October 7
PVT. Ori Megidish is the first person abducted by Hamas and other terrorists in Gaza to be rescued by the IDF.
https://tinyurl.com/vr89na7h
(INN)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2023 01:16 PM (2ShPH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2023 01:16 PM (pYac8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 01:16 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue knows that the Humungus is a reasonable man at October 30, 2023 01:16 PM (OZjDX)
and employing the standard 2023 assumption that whenever they are talking, they are lying ... well, rest in peace, eh?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 30, 2023 01:16 PM (+vFC3)
PVT. Ori Megidish is the first person abducted by Hamas and other terrorists in Gaza to be rescued by the IDF.
https://tinyurl.com/vr89na7h ...
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2023 01:16 PM (2ShPH)
++++
Good on them, and I am glad they got her. I don't reckon there will be many of these, but all of them are incredible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 01:16 PM (ELpxa)
Thank you again. I am a cat and dog type of person. Wish there were many more humans like you.
Posted by: Floridachick at October 30, 2023
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By the time we bring him or her to the shelter, it'll be past Halloween anyway. The state SPCA is really the only shelter I know close by, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 01:16 PM (J2vNu)
But the world has been seeming kind of bangy lately.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 30, 2023 01:17 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: sea shanty at October 30, 2023 01:17 PM (288vs)
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The general consensus on both sides of the aisle for 230 years here until about 20 years ago.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 01:17 PM (Q3+9O)
I think he needs to be charged with murder.
https://is.gd/NTpPuC
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM
Does make it interesting that the cutter is black, doesn't it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2023 01:11 PM (GwxCX)
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Yeah, he lead with the skate with, at the very least, intent to injure.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 01:18 PM (z5vMw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 01:16 PM (ELpxa)
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I pray they can mentally repair her.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2023 01:18 PM (2ShPH)
Posted by: Dr. Claw
So a Dollar General 2?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2023 12:59 PM (CIS44)
WalMart 6.5 though...
Posted by: Inogame at October 30, 2023 01:18 PM (53oGX)
I think he needs to be charged with murder.
https://is.gd/NTpPuC
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM
Growing up in MN I played hockey, a lot. There is no reason his leg should have kicked up like that. It was intentional.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2023 01:11 PM (GwxCX)
I watch a lot of hockey. I've never seen contact like that. I had to watch a few times just to fully understand what I was seeing. Totally deliberate.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2023 01:16 PM (KbCG3)
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This scenario was legit an episode of CSI.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 01:18 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2023 01:18 PM (2ShPH)
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Yes indeed. I hope she was strong and that the shrinks - if applicable - are effective.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 01:18 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: shield at October 30, 2023 01:19 PM (UCdOD)
Hamas Official Mousa Abu Marzouk: The Tunnels in Gaza Were Built to Protect Hamas Fighters, Not Civilians; Protecting Gaza Civilians Is the Responsibility of the U.N. and Israel #Hamas #Gaza
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 01:19 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 30, 2023
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I've saved them (and a good pic of La Siberienne Dagny, too).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2023 01:19 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: DOYLE at October 30, 2023 01:19 PM (Z8Yh2)
IDF rescues soldier kidnapped by Hamas on October 7
PVT. Ori Megidish is the first person abducted by Hamas and other terrorists in Gaza to be rescued by the IDF.
https://tinyurl.com/vr89na7h
(INN)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2023 01:16 PM (2ShPH
A true surprise - I wouldn't have bet on that. His rescue point s out something we already know, that makes their rescue very difficult - the hostages are being held in small numbers in a large variety of different locations. This would have to be repeated dozens of times, and that is... unlikely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 01:20 PM (i9ffA)
White progressives don't even believe it was founded by Black people and stolen by white people. Thy just yammer that sort of bs to keep Blacks voting for Dems.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 01:20 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Wally at October 30, 2023 01:20 PM (hqVaF)
'They are now calling him a "Christian Nationalist" '
Anyone who still gives democrats' opinion any more credence than Hamas, stop it.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 30, 2023 01:20 PM (bVfY0)
"We'll let you pre-screen our questions and decide who to call on, and orchestrate the entire event if you'd like!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 30, 2023 01:21 PM (mj0Qp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2023 01:21 PM (pYac8)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 01:19 PM (krqg6)
shorter message to Gaza civilians - you're fucked.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 01:21 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 30, 2023 01:21 PM (mj0Qp)
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LOL, good one.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 01:22 PM (DRSnL)
I think he needs to be charged with murder.
https://is.gd/NTpPuC
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 12:56 PM
Does make it interesting that the cutter is black, doesn't it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Looks intentional, like he used the other guy to boost him into the kicking position.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 01:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 01:22 PM (O69GV)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 30, 2023 01:22 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 30, 2023 01:22 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 01:19 PM (krqg6)
Sounds like he's telling the IDF that anyone in the tunnels should be treated as an enemy combatant.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 01:22 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 01:22 PM (O69GV)
*shrugs*
Posted by: Tonya Harding at October 30, 2023 01:23 PM (4I/2K)
Hamas Official Mousa Abu Marzouk: The Tunnels in Gaza Were Built to Protect Hamas Fighters, Not Civilians; Protecting Gaza Civilians Is the Responsibility of the U.N. and Israel #Hamas #Gaza
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 01:19 PM (krqg6)
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What an interesting statement. Protecting civilians as able in a time of war - if it is a goal at all - is the responsibility of the government. Hamas is the government. Hamas can argue that the tunnels shall not be used for "civilian" protection, but not that "civilian" protection is an external power's responsibility.
I also suspect this is a lie. Some of those tunnels, at least, will be packed to the rafters with "civilians" (actual civilians or Hamas irregulars - it makes no difference) so that when Israel purges them, they'll have "committed a war crime" or some such. Hamas says the tunnels are exclusively "non-civilian," then loads some of them up with "civilians" and doesn't defend them, Israel crushes the tunnel and kills a bunch of the "civilians" and then "international pressure" ratchets up to try to compel Israel not to pursue tunnel identification, clearance or destruction activities.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 01:23 PM (ELpxa)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 01:22 PM (O69GV)
Certainly not without some serious contact with another player prior, no.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 01:22 PM (O69GV)
I've heard about lead pipes to the knee...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 01:24 PM (ynpvh)
But the world has been seeming kind of bangy lately.
Https://youtu.be/KbN3IQNN4Cc?feature=shared
BOC Secret Road
The song gives me crypto-Christian vibes.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2023 01:24 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2023 01:21 PM (pYac
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Elections have consequences.
/I like how Ace had recently replaced the Lefty phrase "cancel culture" with our side's new "consequences culture."
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 01:24 PM (Q3+9O)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 01:22 PM (O69GV)
Have none of you uncultured heathens seen Blades of Glory?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 01:24 PM (fKIdX)
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
October 11: Cornell wins HEED Award for its commitment to diversity and inclusion
Oct. 15: Cornell professor calls the Hamas massacre "exhilarating"
Oct. 25: Cornell's campus is covered with graffiti targeted at Jewish students
Oct. 29: Cornell's Jewish students put on lockdown over death threats
Progressive Jews are in for a rude awakening about the “diversity and inclusion” that they have been staunchly supporting in the West
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 01:24 PM (TGPs7)
They left to chance whether Biden would turn the cheat sheet toward a working camera!
Posted by: m at October 30, 2023 01:25 PM (LdYi7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 01:24 PM (ynpvh)
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Stay in your lane.
Posted by: Tanya Harding at October 30, 2023 01:25 PM (ELpxa)
tinfoil hat shut-ins
Posted by: shield at October 30, 2023 01:19 PM (UCdOD)
Hey! You will be receiving a stern letter from our attorney!!
Posted by: Union Of Tinfoil hat shut-ins Local 438 at October 30, 2023 01:25 PM (h4nev)
- Americans
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 01:25 PM (P5BwU)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 01:22 PM (fKIdX)
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FIFY
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 30, 2023 01:25 PM (2ShPH)
...Progressive Jews are in for a rude awakening about the “diversity and inclusion” that they have been staunchly supporting in the West
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 01:24 PM (TGPs7)
Will they change who they vote for?
"But Trump said pussy!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 01:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 01:24 PM (fKIdX)
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To be fair, that was a performance, not a hockey game.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 01:26 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 01:24 PM (Q3+9O)
I think that was meant unmockingly by Levar Burton.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2023 01:26 PM (pYac8)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 01:26 PM (XetL6)
Have none of you uncultured heathens seen Blades of Glory?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 01:24 PM (fKIdX)
Didn't that have Will Ferrell in it? Then HELLS no.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 30, 2023 01:27 PM (+vFC3)
Progressive Jews are in for a rude awakening about the “diversity and inclusion” that they have been staunchly supporting in the West
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 30, 2023 01:24 PM (TGPs7)
And they will still vote 80% D and fully support all the left wing bullshit.
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 01:27 PM (P5BwU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 01:24 PM (ynpvh)
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Stay in your lane.
Posted by: Tanya Harding at October 30, 2023 01:25 PM (ELpxa)
Softball answer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanya_Harding
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2023 01:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 01:23 PM (ELpxa)
I have the feeling that most of the tunnels will end up being crushed, and all of the people who are in them, Hamas or not, will simply be forgotten completely, as if they had just disapeared. It's easy to forget that in almost every war, a lot of the death becomes so commonplace that no one even bothers to take note of it. We're just about at that stage now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 01:27 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 01:24 PM (fKIdX)
I remember Ace's epic review of it ...
Posted by: spindrift at October 30, 2023 01:28 PM (wwfd9)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 30, 2023 01:28 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2023 01:28 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2023 01:28 PM (pYac8)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 01:26 PM (XetL6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUbn5ss8j9c
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 30, 2023 01:28 PM (h4nev)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 30, 2023 01:26 PM (XetL6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUbn5ss8j9c
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 30, 2023 01:28 PM (h4nev)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at October 30, 2023 01:29 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: MJ at October 30, 2023 01:29 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 01:22 PM (O69GV)
Certainly not without some serious contact with another player prior, no.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2023 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
I have played enough hockey to know that was not accidental. Depraved indifference at best. You keep your stick down and skates on the ice. Skates at that speed are deadly weapons.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2023 01:30 PM (UJsDx)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 30, 2023 01:30 PM (h4nev)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 01:30 PM (krqg6)
Oct. 15: Cornell professor calls the Hamas massacre "exhilarating"
Oct. 25: Cornell's campus is covered with graffiti targeted at Jewish students
Oct. 29: Cornell's Jewish students put on lockdown over death threats
Progressive Jews are in for a rude awakening about the “diversity and inclusion” that they have been staunchly supporting in the West
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The older I get, the more thankful I am that Cornell didn’t offer me any financial aid with their acceptance letter. Choosing not to go there seems like a better decision every time I hear about the place.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 01:31 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 01:31 PM (P5BwU)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 30, 2023 01:32 PM (dpj62)
"And to the terrorists of Hamas-ISIS, I say - you are monsters. We will continue to pursue you, we will continue to hunt you down. We will cripple you until you fall at our feet," Netanyahu said.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 01:35 PM (42fr6)
2:30 pm - President Biden and Vice President Harris deliver remarks on Artificial Intelligence
3:30 pm - Vice President Swears in the President's Advisory Council on African Diaspora Engagement
4:45 pm - White House Hosts “Hallo-READ!” Spooky Story Time
5:30 pm - President Biden and The First Lady Host Halloween at the White House
Remember when Melanie Trump wore the jacket 'emblazoned,' "Really don't care. Do U?"
At least she was intelligent enough & had the nerve to have that thought in written form.
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 30, 2023 01:39 PM (GshMh)
"We'll let you pre-screen our questions and decide who to call on, and orchestrate the entire event if you'd like!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 30, 2023 01:21 PM (mj0Qp)
Top comment contender!
Posted by: m at October 30, 2023 01:41 PM (LdYi7)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2023 01:23 PM (ELpxa)
I really don't care one way or the other. There's no such thing as a non-combatant pali.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2023 01:49 PM (BdMk6)
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