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Hamas releases the first of many hostage videos to come.

Until they're all exterminated. Like vermin.

Hamas today released a video it said showed three female hostages who were abducted by the terrorists and taken into Gaza during the October 7 attacks.

Sitting on plastic chairs against a white tile wall, one of the women shouted as she criticised Israel's response to the hostage crisis and for not 'guarding them' from the terrorists.

The woman urged Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to agree a prisoner exchange for the release of all captives in her brief statement, which was likely made under duress.

Speaking in Hebrew, she becomes very agitated and starts shouting, almost screaming by the end, as the other two sitting either side of her remain silent.

In response, Netanyahu condemned the video as 'cruel psychological propaganda' and told the female hostages 'our heart is with you'.

The Israeli Prime Minister named the three female hostages as Yelena Trupanob, Daniel Aloni and Rimon Kirsht, and vowed 'to bring all the abducted and missing people home'.

hostagevideo.jpg


Friends star Matthew Perry died over the weekend. He'd had a history of alcohol and drug abuse, but initial claims were that he did not die due to drug or alcohol.

So immediately the SJWs pounced on attacking the show he was on 20 years ago for not centering transgenders enough.

Higgins82
@Higgins802

Reminder that Friends has aged horribly & contains a lot of homo/transphobic content, especially around the Chandler character, so be careful what you share.

That said, it's a tragedy to lose Matthew Perry, especially after all he has gone through & survived with addiction. RIP


He looks like an AI-generated cartoon of what a fat TV addict soyboy looks like:

twitterando.jpg

Higgins802
@Higgins802

He/Him - Streaming Destiny 2 and Fortnite, plays Magic: The Gathering IRL - Inquiries: ************ - Profile photo by Fyxsius Studios

I know all the ladies are feeling a little warm and humid right now.

The Film Actors Guild has issued rules for members' Halloween costumes. Yes, that's right -- the F.A.G. has decreed that guild members must not wear Halloween costumes of characters that appear in films. They say that members can only dress in costumes of more "generic" things, like ghosts or zombies.

Not only that, but cultists are actually ratting on other actors for violating this very stupid non-law.

Megan Fox and her stupid husband wore Halloween costumes of characters from Kill Bill. Her husband dressed as The Bride, the Uma Thurman character. Because of course he did.

But that's not what sparked the OUTRAGE!, of course.



Lisa Ann Walter slammed Megan Fox Sunday after the "Transformers" star tagged SAG-AFTRA in an Instagram post showing off her and fiancé Machine Gun Kelly's "Kill Bill"-inspired Halloween costumes.

"What a rebel," Walter, 60, wrote on X (formerly Twitter). "Keep posturing for stupid s--t, pretty lady."

"Meanwhile we'll be working 10 hours a day -- unpaid -- to get basic contract earners a fair deal," the "Abbott Elementary" star continued.

Fox, 37, and her beau, Machine Gun Kelly, attended the annual Casamigos Halloween party dressed as Gogo Yubari and Beatrix Kiddo from the 2003 Quentin Tarantino film.

Several of Walter's followers commented their disgust for Fox and her complete disregard for those involved in the SAG-AFTRA strike.

"It's the complete lack of respect for me," strike captain Chelsea Schwartz posted in reply. "Just jaw-dropping amounts of disgust here on multiple levels."


"Get her Lisa! Idk why it's the people who haven't been on the lines or putting in the work during this strike that think they have the right to complain," a second person slammed.

"File this under desperate, sad and thirsty for attention," one angry user remarked. "Tick tock, your relevance is about to expire."

One confused user asked for clarification as to why the post was causing such a ruckus.

"They are union actors, not just celebrities, they are indirectly promoting studios with her Halloween costumes," another user attempted to explain. "Which most of obviously pop culture, and is streaming on various platforms, which streaming residuals is also part of the SAG-AFTRA current negotiation."


Some idiot in the Film Actor Guild comes up with a thoroughly stupid "rule" and look at all of Hitler's Willing Executioners rushing out to enforce it!

The world is now the Milgram Experiment gone wide. That was the experiment where a fake doctor in a lab coat would instruct the (unaware) test subject to deliver electric shocks to a third party. The test demonstrated that people are willing -- maybe eager -- to inflict cruelty on other people if only they get permission from someone with " " " authority. " " "

The left keeps showing what wonderful Milgram Experiment Subjects they are! Every few months an " " " authority " " " invents a fresh new reason to be cruel to other people, and the left always seizes upon the chance to turn that knob up to 11 and deliver a near-fatal shock.

A school in New Jersey has banned Halloween celebrations. No, not because Halloween is a pagan festival which has become inextricably linked to the supernatural and Satanism.

That would be a bad banning based on old-time religious mores.

Halloween is being banned in Maplewood, NJ based on the new religion of Sacralized NeoMarxism, so it's a good banning!

A school district in New Jersey has reportedly banned all Halloween-themed events and costumes so no one feels excluded -- leading even the Garden State's Democratic governor to give a virtual eye-roll on social media.

In a letter to parents earlier this month, Superintendent Dr. Ronald Taylor of the South Orange-Maplewood School District said the decision to bar students from celebrating the holiday in class "may make some uncomfortable and elicit some challenges across our community," according to NBC New York.

"However, in the end, I feel these recommendations align with [the district's] commitment to building equity, fostering inclusion, and building a sense of belonging throughout our schools."

The move is aimed at protecting students who either don't celebrate the holiday for religious reasons or can't afford a costume, the New York Times said.

The district also said its 10 school principals were "overwhelmingly in favor" of ending the celebrations, and wanted to hold some kind of fall festival instead, according to NBC.

LOL. Well if we can ban Christmas and replace it with a Non-Specific Winteryule Celebration, certainly we can do similarly for Halloween.


The Family Guy cracked wise about Harry and Me-Again.


In an episode that aired Sunday night, main character Peter Griffin (voiced by series creator Seth MacFarlane) is seen sitting in a bar with friends pondering how to get back money he is owed when he jokes that he'll "go it alone, just like Meghan Markle and Prince Harry."

The scene then cuts to cartoon versions of Harry and Meghan laying poolside as a butler approaches with an envelope

The butler says, "Sir, your millions from Netflix for... no one knows what."

Cartoon Prince Harry waves him away, saying, "Put it with the rest of them."

Cartoon Meghan Markle then gets a notification on her phone and declares, "Babe, time to do our daily $250,000 sponsored Instagram post for Del Taco."

The animated prince sighs and says, "I shouldn't have left the made-up nonsense."

Kamala Harris gave a speech about A.I., for who knows what reason.


RNC Research
@RNCResearch

Kamala Harris says her priorities are ensuring "the benefits of A.I. are shared equitably" and preventing "algorithmic discrimination"

Oh fuck you. Of course that's the only level she can comprehend AI on -- that it "may harm black and brown people disproportionately."


On a lighter note:


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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 06:32 PM (JDzkd)

2 When will create AI we must also create Gay and Transgender AI so that no one will be left behind....

Posted by: Kumala Harris at October 30, 2023 06:32 PM (BKOUD)

3 I know all the ladies are feeling a little warm and humid right now.

Shit, just the ladies? Has homosexuality ever been this tempting since The Village People disbanded?

Posted by: There's a fire in my loins. Because I just set my balls on ablaze at October 30, 2023 06:36 PM (CjGGv)

4 So AI is discriminatory ? Who knew ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2023 06:36 PM (bs+z0)

5 Why do trans feel the need to threaten everyone?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 06:37 PM (uIsgp)

6 Lizzo has a alot of Ass.................

More Cushion for the Pushin.................

Posted by: FranlinStein@gmail.net at October 30, 2023 06:37 PM (BKOUD)

7 I coulda been a contenda...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 30, 2023 06:37 PM (ScR16)

8 Until they're all exterminated. Like vermin.

==

yep

Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 06:37 PM (V13WU)

9

Richard Haas, who worked as an advisor to former Secretary of State Colin Powell from 2001 to 2003, and then as the United States' special envoy to Northern Ireland, argued that Israel has a right to go after Hamas following its Oct. 7 massacre of more than 1,400 people.

But the right to go after Hamas does not mean all means of doing so are equally desirable, Haas said, cautioning Israel against a maximalist goal of completely eliminating the group.

"The good news is that even if destroying Hamas is not possible, it is not essential. To suggest that Hamas poses an existential threat to Israel is overblown. So, too, is the claim that if Hamas survives, Israel will never again be secure," he wrote.

https://tinyurl.com/yc45a2np

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2023 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

10 "He looks like an AI-generated cartoon of what a fat TV addict soyboy looks like:"

Like Family Guy. Only gay and more portly.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 06:38 PM (B/X3r)

11 Janice Litman-Goralnik won't have Chandler Bing to annoy anymore.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 06:39 PM (4I/2K)

12 Screwed by the homepage load time and the new Xtweets taking huge load time too.

I did, however, nood as the 'chinese kid' to show amity between our two nations!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 06:39 PM (krqg6)

13 Lizzo has a alot of Ass.................

More Cushion for the Pushin.................
Posted by: FranlinStein@gmail.net at October 30,

I believe Lizzo is part of team that is attempting to bring back Mastodons from extinction. She could probably carry 2 or 3 embryos to term.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 30, 2023 06:39 PM (TDQgG)

14 The Donut Commandos spring into action

Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2023 06:39 PM (FQmDC)

15 When I see one those people with pierced noses or nose rings I have an urge to hook them up to jumper cables.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2023 06:39 PM (0dTR/)

16 Higgins looks like that character in Malcom in the Middle. The store manager who is in love with Lois.

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 06:39 PM (MNhXM)

17 Why do trans feel the need to threaten everyone?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 06:37 PM (uIsgp)


1. They're fucking nuts.

2. They're ugly as sin.

3. They hate themselves.

4. All of the above.

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2023 06:40 PM (gmo/4)

18 There Asians are so angry that next year instead of 87% for Biden it will plummet to 86.98%.
Just like how Jewish Votes in NYC will plummet from 92.88% to 92.91%.

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 06:40 PM (P5BwU)

19 I know all the ladies are feeling a little warm and humid right now.

Dinner is now sitting uneasily.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 30, 2023 06:40 PM (/HDaX)

20 Read like most hostages those woman are giving Hamas talking points to release the couple hundred for 6,000 Hamas fighters. In Israeli prisons

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 06:40 PM (fwDg9)

21 I refuse to look at another Playboy or Penthouse Centerfold until they have more, fat, sow like, slobbish, Transgenders of all colors or Hillary as the centerfold

Posted by: Franlin Stein at October 30, 2023 06:40 PM (RacO5)

22 On the SWAT showing up at the guy that hired the Truck to shame Harvard, The article mentions that they used the Door keypad to enter the home, is this a Liberty Safe type issue? Where your home lock has a back door for cops and lock smith’s to enter?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 30, 2023 06:40 PM (dKiJG)

23 Why do trans feel the need to threaten everyone?
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Because the majority of the pop would never willingly sign up with those insane deviants.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 06:40 PM (VwNzI)

24 After reading this post, I'm back to supporting SMOD for '24.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 30, 2023 06:41 PM (m9hmt)

25 Fortunately Lizzo has been tapped as the lead for the Carpenters biopic, "We've Only Just Begun" scheduled to start shooting in late 2024.
when asked if she was able to play the drums, or if she would be overdubbed, Lizzo responded that drums would be simple, and there was no barrier technically to playing them.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 06:41 PM (xhaym)

26 Scrunt who went viral for slapping an Israeli soldier turns out to be a radical anti-Semite. The left had glowing things to say about her back then. I doubt they'll condemn her now.

https://is.gd/WwbnOa

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 06:41 PM (0N1h0)

27 If I may quote the late Sam Kinnison:

*glances at note cards*
*adusts glasses*

"AAAAAA!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
AAAAAAAAAAA!!"

That Army vidya pissed me off so bad. the fuck?!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 30, 2023 06:41 PM (T/Lqj)

28 I take it Daniel has a daughter also taken.

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 06:41 PM (fwDg9)

29 When I see one those people with pierced noses or nose rings I have an urge to hook them up to jumper cables.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2023 06:39 PM (0dTR/)



The nose things with the little balls at the ends of the nostrils always look like boogers to me. Not a pretty look.






Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2023 06:41 PM (gmo/4)

30 I don't know who has more testosterone....Lizzo or that fat schmuck pictured further above.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 30, 2023 06:42 PM (R/m4+)

31 Lizzo has a alot of Ass.................

More Cushion for the Pushin.................
Posted by: FranlinStein@gmail.net

There isn't enough flour in the known universe. . .

Or beer for that matter.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 06:42 PM (VwNzI)

32 There are a few a list actors who x’d how stupid the Halloween rule was .

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 06:42 PM (MNhXM)

33 Like Family Guy. Only gay and more portly.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 06:38 PM (B/X3r)


Gayer, you mean.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 30, 2023 06:42 PM (m9hmt)

34 That "raid" was ridiculous. Terrible entry method and poor muzzle discipline. And, really, guys, tripping over a box rather than moving it out of the way?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 06:42 PM (z5vMw)

35 Barstool Sports @barstoolsports
Leonardo Dicaprio's 25 Year Old Girlfriend Got Caught Fingering His Booty Hole Outside A Halloween Party In West Hollywood

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 06:42 PM (krqg6)

36

"Merry Christmas" became "have a safe holiday" so fast I couldn't even see it.


Inclusivity=draining the life out of culture.

Posted by: PJ at October 30, 2023 06:43 PM (G1dq6)

37 Barstool Sports @barstoolsports
Leonardo Dicaprio's 25 Year Old Girlfriend Got Caught Fingering His Booty Hole Outside A Halloween Party In West Hollywood
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 06:42 PM (krqg6)

Is that wrong?

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 06:43 PM (P5BwU)

38 On the SWAT showing up at the guy that hired the Truck to shame Harvard, The article mentions that they used the Door keypad to enter the home, is this a Liberty Safe type issue? Where your home lock has a back door for cops and lock smith’s to enter?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

One more reason to go low-tech whenever possible and avoid electronic devices as much as possible.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 06:43 PM (VwNzI)

39 Doubt I will be playing along with mental patients anytime soon

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 06:44 PM (fwDg9)

40 35 Thing I least wanted to know about

Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2023 06:44 PM (FQmDC)

41 OH MY GAWD!!!

Posted by: Janice Litman-Goralnik at October 30, 2023 06:44 PM (krqg6)

42 "LGBTQ activist suggests there will be “consequences” for not respecting someone’s preferred pronouns."

I have never in my life seen so many mentally ill people as there are now

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 06:44 PM (NpAcC)

43 Israelis were taking to Hamas about the kidnapped people. They asked for the names of the people they were holding. Hamas tried to stretch it out as a means of delaying the MOUT op into Gaza. Welp, how'd that work out assholes?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 06:44 PM (B/X3r)

44 Do you know what the only consequence is for not using some fluorescent-haired idiots preferred pronouns is?

It's having to take a few seconds out of my busy day to correct their grammar in pointing out that they are a single individual and plurality of a pronoun is incorrect. Granted, that's an optional exercise, but one I do as a public service announcement....(chimes) And, now you know.

Posted by: Orson at October 30, 2023 06:44 PM (dIske)

45 Why do trans feel the need to threaten everyone?
Posted by: gourmand du jour


It's easier than looking in the mirror.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 30, 2023 06:44 PM (m9hmt)

46 This paragraph:

In an episode that aired Sunday night, main character Peter Griffin (voiced by series creator Seth MacFarlane) is seen sitting in a bar with friends pondering how to get back money he is owed when he jokes that he'll "go it alone, just like Meghan Markle and Prince Harry."

seems out of place in the post. Or maybe I'm just not seeing the connection to the surrounding information.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 06:44 PM (0N1h0)

47 Lizzo just exudes...

Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2023 06:44 PM (991eG)

48 i was in a shopping center a year or two back and the victoria's secret store in thee window had a pretty full size pic of a black woman in lingerie who was almost as big as lizzo (or maybe tyrus.) given the customer's in that vicinity it might have worked

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 30, 2023 06:45 PM (B1FKF)

49 "This 20th year old show really had awful ideas about gays and trans people, particularly involving the character Chandler but we're so, so sorry that he died and all."

How sensitive.

Too big they can dig up Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon and involve them in a struggle session over "Some Like It Hot"./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 06:45 PM (RSbhh)

50 Or beer for that matter.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 06:42 PM (VwNzI)


The goggles... they do nothink...

Posted by: Ranier Wolfcastle at October 30, 2023 06:45 PM (/HDaX)

51 Dr. Jill - What is she trying to be for Halloween? Down to erf, regular folks?

Joe doesn't know where he is and Jill's pretending to be folksy.


I threw up a bit.


Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

52 It's kinda funny heating there will be consequences from people who don't believe anything they do is consequential.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 06:46 PM (B/X3r)

53 Islamic geniuses...

max seddon @maxseddon Oct 29
One of the antisemitic rioters appears to have looked for Jews in the plane’s engine
https://tinyurl.com/5du4cwtw
[IMAGE]

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom
Pro-Hamas protester in Turkey holds the fireworks the wrong way...

However, Hamas also sometimes launches rockets that fall on their own...hospitals…
https://tinyurl.com/48bcz2ua
11 seconds of hilarity; very LOUD

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 06:46 PM (krqg6)

54 Kamala Harris says her priorities are ensuring "the benefits of A.I. are shared equitably" and preventing "algorithmic discrimination"
----

Actually, it is quite logical that Kamala should feel threatened by artificial intelligence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2023 06:46 PM (XeU6L)

55 seems out of place in the post. Or maybe I'm just not seeing the connection to the surrounding information.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 06:44 PM (0N1h0)


The first instance of that paragraph needs to be clipped out.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 30, 2023 06:46 PM (/HDaX)

56 Here is something to consider

Hamas is releasing a prisoner or two every week so they can manipulate the counter attack. The longer it's postponed, the less likely it is to happen.

They're playing the world like a fiddle. Israel should've razed the entire place the next day while they had the pretend support of the US behind them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 30, 2023 06:46 PM (7Sday)

57 On the SWAT showing up at the guy that hired the Truck to shame Harvard, The article mentions that they used the Door keypad to enter the home, is this a Liberty Safe type issue? Where your home lock has a back door for cops and lock smith’s to enter?

Yuuuuup. I noticed that the first time I saw the video. The cop knew the door code. How'd he get it? Is it a backdoor in the door lock system? Did the company program it over the air for them on demand? Did they use surveillance to learn the code? I want to know how they had a code to get in the house.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 06:47 PM (0N1h0)

58 Hey, I'm not complaining! What's the problem?!

Posted by: Decaprio's Butthole at October 30, 2023 06:47 PM (AD14M)

59 How much you wanna bet the residents of Brighton Park have been hiring illegal alien (mex/central american) labor for lawncare, for a decade or more?

It's not that they don't want the influx for the cheap labor, but it's not to be allowed to have them beaners be movin' in, y'know!

That'd be someone kicking over Mrs. O'Malley's Sacred Cow.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2023 06:47 PM (e6UQI)

60 I get threatened by a Muslim or a tranny, things will go south in a hurry because I'm not much of a fighter and lung problems mean I can't run very far.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 06:48 PM (z5vMw)

61 What to do when there aren't any Roman Catholic kids around...

NEW BETTER VIDEO:

Hot news @TheNewsTrending
Black Hebrews vs. Pro Hamas supporters fight it out at a protest.

https://tinyurl.com/56vvs4d3
1:15 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 06:48 PM (krqg6)

62 These people are certifiable.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth - AoS Ladies Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at October 30, 2023 06:48 PM (SRRAx)

63 instead of 'merry christman' or 'happy holidays' i find it is much safer and inclusive to say 'have a good day before everything is half off day'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 30, 2023 06:48 PM (B1FKF)

64 The gay men I know best are not winging weenies over the presentation of gays in shows or movies of 20 years ago. Maybe because they're in their 70's and made of sterner stuff than 30 year olds.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 06:49 PM (RSbhh)

65 Ryan Reynolds and Melissa Gilbert ( former union president) criticized the SAG Halloween rule. Also Many Moore , though not exactly A list.

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 06:49 PM (MNhXM)

66 That Navy drag shit.

I was on a ship as a Midshipman when some sailors tried to "dissuade" a gay sailor from coming on to anther sailor who was straight by threatening to toss him over the side at night.

I'm not saying that was right, but my, how things have changed.

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2023 06:49 PM (gmo/4)

67 "Heard in 1945: "The good news is that even if destroying The Nazi Party is not possible, it is not essential. To suggest that The Nazi Party poses an existential threat Jews is overblown. So, too, is the claim that if The Nazi Party survives, The Jews will never again be secure," he wrote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 06:49 PM (i9ffA)

68 The Russians are trying their best to camouflage their antisemitism. Even ZH is trying to sterilize posts in the hope nobody notices their opinions constantly work against the Jews. All the videos are pro Palestinian.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 06:49 PM (B/X3r)

69 On topic repost from JJs thread:
-

We haven't demanded the release of any hostages. We haven't retaliated for any American deaths in the Israel attacks.

We did some piddling little retaliation after one of our military bases was struck, but that's been all.

Notice that the military base probably wouldn't have been Jews.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 30, 2023 06:49 PM (7Sday)

70 In an episode that aired Sunday night, main character Peter Griffin (voiced by series creator Seth MacFarlane) is seen sitting in a bar with friends pondering how to get back money he is owed when he jokes that he'll "go it alone, just like Meghan Markle and Prince Harry."

He looks like an AI-generated cartoon of what a fat TV addict soyboy looks like:


a) an episode of what?
b) *who* looks like an ai-generated cartoon?

Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2023 06:50 PM (oY6Yp)

71 35 Barstool Sports @barstoolsports
Leonardo Dicaprio's 25 Year Old Girlfriend Got Caught Fingering His Booty Hole Outside A Halloween Party In West Hollywood
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 06:42 PM (krqg6)



DiCaprio was heard humming Moon River during the encounter.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 06:50 PM (4I/2K)

72 Normally you start with the pleasantries first like "it's a tragedy to lose..." before launching into an uhinged, out-of-touch rant on shit you never cared about. But, that's just me. I guess I'm doing it wrong.

Posted by: Croaker at October 30, 2023 06:50 PM (WVllD)

73 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING: 5.7 MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKE STRIKES JAMAICA REGION - EMSC
---------
Jamaica, the island, and not Jamaica NY, I assume unless alot of Jamaicans live in Jamaica!

https://tinyurl.com/ytbujkfd
45 seconds; grocery-store damage

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 06:50 PM (krqg6)

74 Oh and that episode aboard ship was during the 1970's.

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2023 06:51 PM (gmo/4)

75 The Russians are trying their best to camouflage their antisemitism. Even ZH is trying to sterilize posts in the hope nobody notices their opinions constantly work against the Jews. All the videos are pro Palestinian.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 06:49 PM (B/X3r)

Most likely Chechen related.

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 06:51 PM (MNhXM)

76 re "Kamala Harris says her priorities are ensuring "the benefits of A.I. are shared equitably" and preventing "algorithmic discrimination" "

does she know that 'ai' does not mean 'anal intercourse'?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 30, 2023 06:52 PM (B1FKF)

77 Yuuuuup. I noticed that the first time I saw the video. The cop knew the door code. How'd he get it? Is it a backdoor in the door lock system? Did the company program it over the air for them on demand? Did they use surveillance to learn the code? I want to know how they had a code to get in the house.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 06:47 PM (0N1h0)

Even if you go low tech like a dial on your safe, Liberty Safe still had a back door to open the safe. I am assuming everything has a back door now.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 30, 2023 06:53 PM (dKiJG)

78
Oh, I can imagine SJWs as Milgram Experiment teachers. "Does this go any higher? He's still talking!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2023 06:53 PM (MoZTd)

79 Christmas has been destroyed by the left. Thanksgiving is on the way to extinction in the next decade or two. 4th of July? a KKK rally now per the MSM. Columbus day is essentially no longer a holiday. Halloween is obviously next,

Memorial Day is still OK I think? Other than that, no American traditional holidays are allowed.

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 06:53 PM (P5BwU)

80 re 75: a lot of comments at zero hedge reek of "the jewish octopus controls everything" type stuff, which is unfortunate because a lot of the stuff at zh is worth reading.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 30, 2023 06:54 PM (B1FKF)

81 That corporate-speak salad from General Motors’ CEO Mary Barra? I thought that it sounded like a more-erudite, more-nuanced Kamala 'Kneepad' Harris. If you missed it:

""The software organization team is optimizing the software strategy in fine-tuning the plans for our new vehicles to help make sure we execute with the highest possible quality and customer experience while positioning the company to drive significant revenue growth from subscriptions in the future,” Barra said during the presentation.

Posted by: Ciampino - someone said a water-powered car at October 30, 2023 06:54 PM (qfLjt)

82 Everyone has there thing but my butt is a no entry zone . Biting my nipples is right out too.

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 06:55 PM (MNhXM)

83 I am assuming everything has a back door now.

Indeed.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at October 30, 2023 06:55 PM (CjGGv)

84 Negative. If you paid attention to the various missions and MOUT operations they are being very deliberate. There is a coordinated effort in the battle space with air assets that's taking things out a sector at a time. Then they are using INTEL and HUMINT to produce plans for the next missions and fill a target list. I expect they are getting this advice from people who have done this before.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 06:55 PM (B/X3r)

85 > U.S. Army soldiers dress up as drag queens while wearing uniform.

Whatever happened to "conduct unbecoming" and all that?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 06:56 PM (0N1h0)

86 Got Caught Fingering His Booty Hole

But did she sniff her finger in appreciation?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 30, 2023 06:56 PM (C5B5U)

87 while positioning the company to drive significant revenue growth from subscriptions in the future,” Barra said during the presentation.
Posted by: Ciampino - someone said a water-powered car at October 30, 2023 06:54 PM (qfLjt)
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The person who wrote that drivel apparently lifted it from "New In Town."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 06:56 PM (z5vMw)

88 ""LGBTQ activist suggests there will be “consequences” for not respecting someone’s preferred pronouns.""

I would just like to point out that in demanding that you "address" them by their preferred pronouns, which are invariably third-person pronouns, what they are demanding is that you talk ~to~ them like this:

"Hey, Special Snowflake, does Special Snowflake remember when xe mentioned in the meeting yesterday that xis project would be over-budget but early? The boss wanted me to tell xim that he would prefer xis project to be on budget and on time."

Y'know, instead of using "you" and "yours", i.e. second-person pronouns, which is how people who speak English ~address~ someone.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 30, 2023 06:57 PM (ou9hh)

89
"For God's sake, stop! I have a heart condition!"

"Die! Die!" *BZZZOWNT!*



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2023 06:57 PM (MoZTd)

90 DiCaprio already tried everything. Next step , boys and men ! *he most likely already crossed that rubicon

Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 06:57 PM (V13WU)

91 ZH is run by a guy with known links to the FSB and other Russian Gov agencies. He's a known quantity and if you read that site, you can predict the articles slant with almost 100% accuracy. While some of the financial articles may seem good, it's never a balance view. So read with that in mind.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 06:57 PM (B/X3r)

92 77 Even if you go low tech like a dial on your safe, Liberty Safe still had a back door to open the safe. I am assuming everything has a back door now.

out: waterworld
in: otterworld

Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2023 06:57 PM (oY6Yp)

93 I am assuming everything has a back door now.

Indeed.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at October 30, 2023 06:55 PM (CjGGv)


Got that right, big boy.

Posted by: The Bear at October 30, 2023 06:58 PM (gmo/4)

94 but initial claims were that he did not die due to drug or alcohol.

I wonder if his twitter post of him wearing a "Could I *BE* any more vaccinated?" t-shirt is a clue.

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2023 06:58 PM (CaJIi)

95 a lot of disinformation floating around. imagine some a-hole manning 40 accounts on different websites spreading all kinds of shiit. and that is what's going on

Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 06:59 PM (V13WU)

96 88 I would just like to point out that in demanding that you "address" them by their preferred pronouns, which are invariably third-person pronouns, what they are demanding is that you talk ~to~ them like this:

"Hey, Special Snowflake, does Special Snowflake remember when xe mentioned in the meeting yesterday that xis project would be over-budget but early? The boss wanted me to tell xim that he would prefer xis project to be on budget and on time."

Y'know, instead of using "you" and "yours", i.e. second-person pronouns, which is how people who speak English ~address~ someone.


sounds perfectly cromulent to bob dole

Posted by: bob dole at October 30, 2023 06:59 PM (oY6Yp)

97
LGBTQ activist suggests there will be “consequences” for not respecting someone’s preferred pronouns.

_________

So what if I never use any pronouns at all?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2023 06:59 PM (MoZTd)

98 Speaking of fat, Peter Griffin type, white assholes...

Canary Mission @canarymission 8h
New Canary Mission profile. Derron Borders, the director of the Office of Diversity and Inclusion @Cornell's graduate school of management, posted his support for Hamas terrorists (the "resistance") after they massacred 1,400 Israelis Oct. 7, 2023.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8th6ff

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 06:59 PM (krqg6)

99 Anyone who wishes me a "safe holiday" will get a sharp and swift taste of the back of my hand, and a few kicks in the sweet breads to underscore my point.

Then I will post it on YouTube for others to see and understand.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 30, 2023 06:59 PM (nnp+f)

100 I am assuming everything has a back door now.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

********

Well it seems Leonardo DiCaprio does...

Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2023 06:59 PM (991eG)

101 i used to see those black israelites in manhattan years ago. they are pretty crazy. don't know why they have a problem with the pali protesters though. they all believe modern jews are phonies.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 30, 2023 07:00 PM (B1FKF)

102 023 06:39 PM (FQmDC)
15 When I see one those people with pierced noses or nose rings I have an urge to hook them up to jumper cables.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2023 06:39 PM (0dTR/)
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There's a meme like that using a 9 Volt battery on a nose ring. Caption is something along the lines "How to quickly wake up a teenager for school."

Posted by: Ciampino - crank it up at October 30, 2023 07:00 PM (qfLjt)

103 We have a very low tech door lock. Battery operated and if anyone tries a simple 4 number code, say mr nec's or my birthdate, you're in. Could it be something as simple as that?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2023 07:00 PM (2NHgQ)

104 Leonardo Dicaprio's 25 Year Old Girlfriend Got Caught Fingering His Booty Hole

Don't tell me that's a foul now... I can't keep up with all the new basketball rules.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at October 30, 2023 07:01 PM (CaJIi)

105 The test demonstrated that people are willing -- maybe eager -- to inflict cruelty on other people if only they get permission from someone with " " " authority. " " "

..

Tee hee!

Posted by: Fauci at October 30, 2023 07:01 PM (/qa9n)

106 There was some good intel that a lot to f the accounts posting antisemitism and pro Palestine support on X, were opened during a finite time frame years ago.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 07:01 PM (B/X3r)

107 i used to see those black israelites in manhattan years ago. they are pretty crazy. don't know why they have a problem with the pali protesters though. they all believe modern jews are phonies.


==


both are shiit

Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 07:01 PM (V13WU)

108 I'm sorry, I don't use "preferred pronouns." In good conscience, I can't support your oppressive colonization of someone else's gender.

lulz

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 30, 2023 07:02 PM (AD14M)

109
Anyone who wishes me a "safe holiday" will get a sharp and swift taste of the back of my hand, and a few kicks in the sweet breads to underscore my point.

_________

At this special and blessed time of year, I wish everyone regardless of race, religion, nationality or gender a hearty "Go to hell."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2023 07:02 PM (MoZTd)

110 >>The cop knew the door code.

6969

Always the first one I try.

Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 07:02 PM (bNGXB)

111 Ho Lee Fuk

Saw a clip of Hillary Clinton saying calls for a ceasefire are retarded because it only gives Hamas time to regroup.

Da fuuuuuuq?

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 07:02 PM (P5BwU)

112
Collapse. The complete abandonment of leadership from the executive to the military.

Dark fucking times, morons.

Posted by: Auspex at October 30, 2023 07:03 PM (j4U/Z)

113 42 I have never in my life seen so many mentally ill people as there are now
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 06:44 PM (NpAcC)

This. I don't see how the Western world can survive it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2023 07:03 PM (OX9vb)

114 >>87% of this area voted for Biden in 2020


Inexplicably, support will fall all the way to 90pct in 2024.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2023 07:03 PM (XV/Pl)

115 bob dole is an imposter

zombie bob dole would never use the word cromulent, unless he was praising Crom

zombie bob dole knows what is best, zombie bob dole has crushed zombie bob dole's enemies, seen them drive before zombie bob dole, and heard the lamentations of their women

zombie bob dole is especially fond of the lamentations

Posted by: zombie bob dole dwells in Hades with the shades at October 30, 2023 07:04 PM (CjGGv)

116 All the stupid people,
where do they all come from?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 07:04 PM (4I/2K)

117 Lizzo exudes...

*******

No. No, confidence isn't the word I was looking for.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2023 07:04 PM (991eG)

118 >>I don't see how the Western world can survive it.

People. Solving problems. With people.

Posted by: Soylent Green Energy at October 30, 2023 07:05 PM (bNGXB)

119 re 81: we're trying to make a better product so we can make more money

no one gets paid big bucks to say it in plain english

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 30, 2023 07:05 PM (B1FKF)

120 We have a very low tech door lock. Battery operated and if anyone tries a simple 4 number code, say mr nec's or my birthdate, you're in. Could it be something as simple as that?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2023 07:00 PM (2NHgQ)
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Rumors that the door code matches the same code I use on my luggage are greatly exaggerated....

Posted by: President Skroob at October 30, 2023 07:05 PM (BpYfr)

121 J.K. Rowling tweeted a link to an article by a prominent Finnish child psychologist who has been sounding the alarm on "gender care." It's a really good primer mostly focusing on the time period of the release of the "Dutch protocol" to today.

According to her, the people coming to her clinic from the very start didn't conform to the Dutch protocol model. Since then, she's seen a few waves of patients. Her insights are interesting.

https://is.gd/7i7U5p

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 07:06 PM (0N1h0)

122 DiCaprio already tried everything. Next step , boys and men ! *he most likely already crossed that rubicon
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 06:57 PM

Not to mention grizzly bears

Posted by: Beartooth at October 30, 2023 07:06 PM (TDQgG)

123 Democrats think they're going to ride "we really support the Jews 100%" lie to electoral victory. They want you to forget whose foot soldiers are out on the antisemite "protests" and all the material support and money they've given to the Palestinians and their Iranian benefactors. They can't afford to lose the big Jewish donors and voters in the next election cycle. So they will be in full "we support Israel" regalia for the next election. It's really not hard to figure this out. They are all once again reading from the same plan. You're a fool or a willing dupe if you think otherwise.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 07:06 PM (B/X3r)

124 Quickies, eh?

I Just Stumbled Into the Best Sex of My Life. But I Might Need to End It. I want to keep this very hot situation going … but should I?

I (28F) just moved back to my small, rural (aka conservative) hometown due to a family illness...My problem stems from my high school friend “Joe” who still lives in the area. We danced around our attraction in high school but never acted on it … until a recent semi-drunken Friday night. Hands down the best sex I’ve ever had in my life (like holy crap, I’m mourning all the missed years we could have had), and it’s only gotten better the last few times I’ve seen him.

I’m not sure I like him much outside the bedroom. Our politics don’t align, and he’s got a major chip on his shoulder about his upbringing that will take years of therapy that he would never do to resolve...he’s starting to ask why we don’t consider actually dating.

There's a lot he doesn’t know about me (I’m bi, write erotic fiction in my spare time, etc) that I never plan to share with anyone from home. How do I tell him I’m really only here for what happens behind closed doors without wrecking the best friends-with-benefits situation I've ever had?!

Posted by: Intercepted Slate.com Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 30, 2023 07:07 PM (NCgXW)

125 >>the "Dutch protocol"


That sounds dirty.

Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 07:07 PM (bNGXB)

126 The test demonstrated that people are willing -- maybe eager -- to inflict cruelty on other people if only they get permission from someone with " " " authority.

Leila: What if he's innocent?
Agent Rogersz: No one is innocent.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 30, 2023 07:07 PM (/HDaX)

127 re 116: "All the stupid people, where do they all come from?"

public schools and college

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 30, 2023 07:07 PM (B1FKF)

128 Boy, I Amy Schumered the hell out of that DiCaprio joke.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2023 07:07 PM (991eG)

129 My hairdresser has a nose ring and tats, the lead them by the nose style ring. Beautiful woman, 3 kids and a husband who's a state cop. Incredibly conservative. Raised by a bat shit crazy mom. I blame the mom for the tats and nose ring. By the way will not allow her teen son to tat up or pierce anything. Some day I expect to see the nose ring gone.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2023 07:08 PM (2NHgQ)

130 Why do trans feel the need to threaten everyone?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 06:37 PM (uIsgp)


1. They're fucking nuts.

2. They're ugly as sin.

3. They hate themselves.

4. All of the above.

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2023 06:40 PM (gmo/4)

Trans activists are getting their 15 minutes of fame where all other preferred minorities have to yield to them. They are making the most of it.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 30, 2023 07:08 PM (eoQWY)

131 124 Quickies, eh?

I Just Stumbled Into the Best Sex of My Life. But I Might Need to End It. I want to keep this very hot situation going … but should I?


can't tell whether penthouse forum or hallmark movie channel

Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2023 07:08 PM (oY6Yp)

132 17 Why do trans feel the need to threaten everyone?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 06:37 PM (uIsgp)


1. They're fucking nuts.

2. They're ugly as sin.

3. They hate themselves.

4. Their poopholes hurt.

5. All of the above.

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2023 06:40 PM (gmo/4)

Posted by: Ciampino - The engineer's song (Brit one) at October 30, 2023 07:08 PM (qfLjt)

133 >>the "Dutch protocol"


That sounds dirty.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 07:07 PM (bNGXB)

rudders may be involved

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 07:09 PM (4I/2K)

134 >>the "Dutch protocol"


That sounds dirty.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 07:07 PM (bNGXB)

I thought that was when each person paid for their own bill.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 30, 2023 07:09 PM (eoQWY)

135
Jesus, the proud fact that you display a picture ID of the prop-tools that pretend to ask questions at your painful press events and when to call on them?

First grade or kindergarten, still sorting it out.

Posted by: Auspex at October 30, 2023 07:10 PM (j4U/Z)

136 Did Mathew Perry get the vaxx and boosters? If he was vaxxed and boosted then I'll hazard a guess to his demise.

Posted by: Ciampino - Two brass balls at October 30, 2023 07:11 PM (qfLjt)

137 "57 On the SWAT showing up at the guy that hired the Truck to shame Harvard, The article mentions that they used the Door keypad to enter the home, is this a Liberty Safe type issue? Where your home lock has a back door for cops and lock smith’s to enter?

Yuuuuup. I noticed that the first time I saw the video. The cop knew the door code. How'd he get it? Is it a backdoor in the door lock system? Did the company program it over the air for them on demand? Did they use surveillance to learn the code? I want to know how they had a code to get in the house.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 06:47 PM (0N1h0) "

yeah, I noticed that too; and I also wonder how ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 30, 2023 07:11 PM (+vFC3)

138 re 111: so she's gonna run for pres again? can't wait to hear her and pres jellybrain debate

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 30, 2023 07:11 PM (B1FKF)

139 The Dutch Protocol was pioneered much earlier but first committed to paper by Christiaan Huygens in a 17th century pamphlet documenting precisely how to trap a fart under the covers.

Posted by: I love science at October 30, 2023 07:11 PM (CjGGv)

140 Probably not the Kingston area otherwise the wife would have said something. Jamaica has had some big quakes over years

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 30, 2023 07:11 PM (Eeb9P)

141 >>Did Mathew Perry get the vaxx and boosters?


Pretty sure he was one of the paid Vax Ambassadors.

Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 07:12 PM (bNGXB)

142 28F?! That makes her -2.222222 C!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 07:12 PM (krqg6)

143 "The Islamic Nazi Regime of Iran is responsible for aiding terrorists around the globe and working towards destroying every value our civilized world holds dear. Today the world is watching the rise of a Shia Islamist Reich, yet just like the rise of Nazism, the world is silent. Deafeningly silent. Even if you continue calling this meeting the ‘The Situation in the Middle East and the Palestinian Question’ for the rest of time, it will not make it any truer...."If Hitler had a Twitter account, it would look exactly the same as Khameini’s."

Israel's excerpts from Israel's Ambassador to UN Erdan speech.

Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 07:12 PM (V13WU)

144 I've heard told that the Dutch are a tall people.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 07:13 PM (4I/2K)

145 *excerpts from Israel's Ambassador to UN Erdan's speech.

Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 07:13 PM (V13WU)

146 bonhomme, I put that stray paragraph where it belongs.

Posted by: ace at October 30, 2023 07:13 PM (KRtlO)

147 Iran delenda est. Iran must be destroyed.

Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 07:13 PM (V13WU)

148 Pretty sure he was one of the paid Vax Ambassadors.
Posted by: garrett

Never to be mentioned again by media shills.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 07:14 PM (VwNzI)

149 "113 42 I have never in my life seen so many mentally ill people as there are now
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 06:44 PM (NpAcC)

This. I don't see how the Western world can survive it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2023 07:03 PM (OX9vb) "

it won't. it's tottering already.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 30, 2023 07:14 PM (+vFC3)

150 Did Mathew Perry get the vaxx and boosters? If he was vaxxed and boosted then I'll hazard a guess to his demise.

He was hawking shirts that said, "Could I be any more vaccinated?"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2023 07:15 PM (Bd6X8)

151 I always like keep a prog nearby in case I need a safety pin, washer, lug nut -- whatever the situation requires.

Posted by: McGyver at October 30, 2023 07:15 PM (wzAuc)

152 Clinton is a cynical bitch who smells a fundraising opportunity. Nothing more , nothing less. surprised this needs to be explained.

Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)

153 >>Never to be mentioned again by media shills.


I recall him being in those Pro Vax PSA Commercials.

Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 07:15 PM (bNGXB)

154 SpaceX launch in about 5 minutes

https://is.gd/IpbpeR

Posted by: Ciampino - Two brass balls at October 30, 2023 07:16 PM (qfLjt)

155 @144

>>I've heard told that the Dutch are a tall people.

According to the interwebz, they average a shade over 6 ft for men and 5'-7" for women.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2023 07:16 PM (XV/Pl)

156 On Twitter, the late Matthew Perry urged everyone to get the COVID-19 vaccine and all the boosters, just like he did.

I'm not going to say anything else, except he seemed like a nice guy and I think he was funny. So sad.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 30, 2023 07:16 PM (b8LUX)

157 28F?! That makes her -2.222222 C!

She's just chillin' for a bit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2023 07:17 PM (Bd6X8)

158 Ryan Long is very clever.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 30, 2023 07:17 PM (t/2Uw)

159 I am pretty sure that all of the hard living that Matthew Perry did in his life contributed to his demise - I would hazard a guess that his heart was terribly damaged.

Getting in to a hot tub after playing 2 hours of pickleball probably didn't help, either. There are warnings about that, aren't there?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth - AoS Ladies Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at October 30, 2023 07:18 PM (SRRAx)

160 Some of you clearly did not get the memo, you are only allowed to make evidence-free insinuations about the effects of the Covid-19 vaccine if you are wishing death on the unvaccinated.

Posted by: A winter of death still awaits us. at October 30, 2023 07:18 PM (CjGGv)

161 Read I think this morning the US Military has ponyed up for hundreds of operations to Trannies

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 07:19 PM (fwDg9)

162 141 Pretty sure he was one of the paid Vax Ambassadors.

so he wasn't playing with a full dec?

Posted by: pdp-10 liberation front at October 30, 2023 07:20 PM (oY6Yp)

163 On Twitter, the late Matthew Perry urged everyone to get the COVID-19 vaccine and all the boosters, just like he did.

Posted by: Pete in Texas

One of my good buddies from church keeled over in the parking lot and was Medivaced to Nashville for treatment and removal of the biggest damn blood clots in his arteries and heart that I have ever seen. Some of them 6-7 inches long.

No one asked if he was all jabbed and boosted up.

But we know.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 07:20 PM (VwNzI)

164 @150

>>He was hawking shirts that said, "Could I be any more vaccinated?"

Well, he doesn't need the Vaccines* anymore, so there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2023 07:20 PM (XV/Pl)

165 Try again with Falcon 9

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 07:20 PM (fwDg9)

166 That Gillette swatting...
The police knew the combo to his front door?!? What the actual F***?!

Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2023 07:20 PM (JgU20)

167 Rebel News @RebelNewsOnline 2h
BREAKING: Masked 'pro-Palestine' protestors have overrun the federal offices of at least 17 MPs across Canada as opposition to the Israel ground incursion of Gaza heats up.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 07:20 PM (krqg6)

168 Go Falcon 9, go!

Smooth launch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 30, 2023 07:21 PM (u82oZ)

169 higgins82 looks like Fred Flintstones gay son.

Posted by: TC at October 30, 2023 07:21 PM (OgfrC)

170 >>BREAKING: Masked 'pro-Palestine' protestors have overrun the federal offices of at least 17 MPs across Canada as opposition to the Israel ground incursion of Gaza heats up.


But the Truckers were blowing their Hornses!

Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 07:21 PM (bNGXB)

171 Every heart attack I assume is Fake Vax related

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 07:22 PM (fwDg9)

172 U.S. Freezes Exports of Civilian Firearms
https://tinyurl.com/5etrjr9w

The US has suspended issuing export licenses civilian firearms & ammunition for 90 days for all non-government parties, citing national security & foreign policy concerns.
Commerce Department said it would stop issuing new export licenses for the commercial sale of firearms & pause the acceptance of requests for export assistance to non-government users.
The pause applies to most civilian firearms, including semi-automatic & non-automatic firearms, shotguns & ammunition. The halt covers most of the guns and ammunition available in a typical US gun store.
The review being undertaken is supposedly investigating whether American civilian firearms are winding up on the black market in places such as Brazil, Guatemala, & others. They claim to be concerned about guns winding up in the hands of people that “promote regional instability, violate human rights, or fuel criminal activities.”

Exceptions are being made for Canada, UK, Ukraine, Israel. Why Ukraine would make the list when the black market for weapons there is already a major concern is anybody’s guess. I just hope this isn’t a test run for something bigger

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 30, 2023 07:22 PM (9aVck)

173 Canada deserves what it gets.

Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 07:23 PM (V13WU)

174 @RNCResearch
Kamala Harris says her priorities are ensuring "the benefits of A.I. are shared equitably" and preventing "algorithmic discrimination"


Silicon be racist!

Probably sexist, too.

Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2023 07:23 PM (DgGvY)

175 I read somewhere that Israel needs drones. Lots and lots of drones.

Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 07:23 PM (V13WU)

176 I swear my first (and only) though about Matthew Perry self-drowning in his hottub was, "I wonder if he got to see Jennifer Aniston naked?"

Posted by: goatexchange at October 30, 2023 07:24 PM (APPN8)

177 Read I think this morning the US Military has ponyed up for hundreds of operations to Trannies
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 07:19 PM (fwDg9)

And people are wondering why some of us don't believe we could beat Iran, Turkey, and Russia (and the rest) in a naval/ground war in the Middle East.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 07:24 PM (dGCAG)

178 Main engine separation.

Booster sepration.

Merlin engine up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 30, 2023 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

179 Bet Canada doesn't care just like ours wouldn't

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 07:24 PM (fwDg9)

180 He was hawking shirts that said, "Could I be any more vaccinated?"
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Safe
Effective

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 07:25 PM (O69GV)

181 This perry guy didn’t really where a T-shirt that said that, right? Thought it was a photoshop. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 30, 2023 07:25 PM (eisI8)

182 The review being undertaken is supposedly investigating whether American civilian firearms are winding up on the black market in places such as Brazil, Guatemala, & others. They claim to be concerned about guns winding up in the hands of people that “promote regional instability, violate human rights, or fuel criminal activities."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 30, 2023 07:22 PM (9aVck)

Dem crackas ain't gonna be pinning nun of dat on my ass!

Posted by: Eric Holder, Rayciss Gun Runner at October 30, 2023 07:26 PM (R/m4+)

183 Drag soldiers. I remember a couple training commands where you couldn't get your liberty card (get off my lawn) if you were in inappropriate civilian attire, like a shirt with no collar. I got a visit the first sergeant invitation from the main gate MPs making a chow run to Hardee's on a field day night. Utility trousers and a sweatshirt.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 30, 2023 07:26 PM (0EOe9)

184 Nose rings? Vice grips.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 30, 2023 07:27 PM (qPw5n)

185 There is something evil on the home page. EVIL!

Posted by: fd at October 30, 2023 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

186 Perry was alleged to have heart disease. That can be no bueno if you stay on for too long and don't realize your core temp is rising. The. Your heart rate and pulse increase to try and counter your blood pressure drop as your body tries to cool. I'm no Muldoon, but that's not a good situation

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 07:27 PM (05Q08)

187 LE CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 07:27 PM (fwDg9)

188 This perry guy didn’t really where a T-shirt that said that, right? Thought it was a photoshop. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Common Tater

He sold pro-vax merch:

https://is.gd/Q04ahT

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 07:28 PM (VwNzI)

189 @172 -the irony is that the same people who are screaming at the top of their lungs about Americans needing to have their guns away from them are the same people who turn a blind eye to OUR GOVERNMENT selling weapons - many of which are MUCH more deadly than anything that Americans can LEGALLY get their hands on.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth - AoS Ladies Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at October 30, 2023 07:28 PM (SRRAx)

190 The Spectator Index @spectatorindex 4h
BREAKING: Putin says the creation of a Palestinian state is the key to resolving the current conflict

Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin 4h
The British already created it. It’s called Jordan.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 07:29 PM (krqg6)

191 Reminder that Friends has aged horribly & contains a lot of homo/transphobic content, especially around the Chandler character, so be careful what you share.

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It's interesting to look back to pre-2012 or so and understand that gay and crossdresser jokes/teasing are 100% necessary in order to establish boundaries on what's normal or not, and they're social requirements for a functional and normal society.

When nothing is abnormal there are no guardrails, and you get girls dying their hair blue and cutting off their tits or wearing cat ears and insisting they're allowed to poop in litter boxes in schools (and gays discussing sex with elementary school students) because no one is allowed to say "Stop being an idiot" or "stop being a pervert"

Bullying is necessary, and if bullying doesn't maintain a normal system than new bullies take over. We're seeing it now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 07:29 PM (O69GV)

192 >>BREAKING: Putin says the creation of a Palestinian state is the key to resolving the current conflict



They can have Crimea.

Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 07:30 PM (bNGXB)

193 Very smooth. All Sir Garnet.

1st stage recovered. 8 flights and back, safely.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 30, 2023 07:30 PM (u82oZ)

194 his perry guy didn’t really where a T-shirt that said that, right? Thought it was a photoshop. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Common Tater

He sold pro-vax merch:

https://is.gd/Q04ahT

Posted by: Tonypete

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I bet he put a t-shirt on in between heartbeats or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 07:30 PM (O69GV)

195 Perry was alleged to have heart disease.

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We know he was boosted as much as possible, so I'm fine going with that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 30, 2023 07:31 PM (O69GV)

196 If I, of Scandi Iceback descent, dress up as a viking for Halloween, am I really dressing up?

And, No, I am not dressing up as fvckin Thor. That is a cartoon character.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 30, 2023 07:31 PM (cOq4q)

197 Cafe nood.

Posted by: Cosda at October 30, 2023 07:32 PM (Roucl)

198 café nood
Serbians not welcome

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 07:32 PM (krqg6)

199 And if the SA didn't have the combination, would they have broken the door down?

What happened to the braying about "no-knock raids?" Gone by the wayside along with "My Body, My Choice" and free speech.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2023 07:32 PM (RIvkX)

200 144 I've heard told that the Dutch are a tall people.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 07:13 PM (4I/2K)

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Survival of the fittest in a country that's 6 feet below sea level.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 30, 2023 07:34 PM (wzAuc)

201 they all believe modern jews are phonies.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 30, 2023 07:00 PM (B1FKF)

One story batted about last night was that they wanted to join the Palis. The Palis saw the word "Hebrew" and attacked them. So they took the Pali flagpoles and commenced returning the favor.

Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2023 07:38 PM (JgU20)

202 “ Getting in to a hot tub after playing 2 hours of pickleball…”

I guess Chandler was Monica’s lobster?

Too soon?

Posted by: Rex B at October 30, 2023 07:40 PM (Ti9aH)

203 I flipped through Saturday Night Live, in order to be disappointed by the crap the Foo Fighters put out over the last 15 years, and saw they had a skit that was making fun of Fran Drescher and SAG for being petty shits over the whole Halloween costume thing (they previously also threatened actors who posted pictures on set, or ones with cast members of the same show, saying that was promotion) The skit was kinda funny, until the last 20 seconds, which is an amazing feat for snl

Posted by: Rbastid at October 30, 2023 07:43 PM (1xrJ3)

204 Yuuuuup. I noticed that the first time I saw the video. The cop knew the door code. How'd he get it? Is it a backdoor in the door lock system? Did the company program it over the air for them on demand? Did they use surveillance to learn the code? I want to know how they had a code to get in the house.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 06:47 PM (0N1h0)

Be a shame if when they punched in that last digit, a blinding flash of light and the roar of an explosion ruins their entire day. The scene in Lethal Weapon comes to mind. Be a shame. A damned shame.

Posted by: thatcrazyjersey guy now with twice the crazy at October 30, 2023 07:44 PM (h4nev)

205 A school district in New Jersey has reportedly banned all Halloween-themed events and costumes so no one feels excluded -- leading even the Garden State's Democratic governor to give a virtual eye-roll on soscreen line?

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They can't stop me from going to school as a slutty nurse

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 30, 2023 07:50 PM (SezkN)

206 A school district in New Jersey has reportedly banned all Halloween-themed events and costumes so no one feels excluded -- leading even the Garden State's Democratic governor to give a virtual eye-roll on soscreen line?

_____

They can't stop me from going to school as a slutty nurse
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 30, 2023 07:50 PM (SezkN)

LOL!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjersey guy now with twice the crazy at October 30, 2023 08:00 PM (h4nev)

207 >>> Be a shame if when they punched in that last digit, a blinding flash of light and the roar of an explosion ruins their entire day. The scene in Lethal Weapon comes to mind. Be a shame. A damned shame.
Posted by: thatcrazyjersey guy now with twice the crazy

This is why you have two (x2) front doors -
- which is the real door
- which is the biggest fvcking claymore mine, ever?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 30, 2023 08:11 PM (cOq4q)

208 Perry was alleged to have heart disease

We know he was boosted as much as possible, so I'm fine going with that.

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30+ years of abusing nearly every substance in the Pharmacopoeia couldn't have helped matters.

I feel sorry for his loved ones that had to put up with it.

Posted by: Bigsmith at October 30, 2023 08:41 PM (UuvJZ)

209 Damn Mormons...

@EpochTimes 1m
4 People, Including 2 Students, Shot Near Atlanta College Campus

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2023 08:52 PM (IG4Id)

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