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If you're a fan of ring eclipses and gloomy, overcast days, this video of the ring eclipse as seen in Nevada is just the ticket.

All creatures have a basic biological drive to upstage each other.

The dogs are initially baffled, but soon suss out the con.

"Did you just point your f***ing finger at me, a&&hole?!"

"F*** and find out, boys. Look me up. Google me, bitches!"

This is me when a homeless "veteran" is standing outside my window at a stoplight.

The different pitches of baby goats.

This bear waving phenomenon is getting scary. Take all the money you're wasting on "bee colony collapse" and put it into researching why bears are now all waving at us, stat!

That's enough screen time for one day.

From lost in space (I think): Seems cruel to the cat but I guess they meant well.

Put it on my tab.

Rescuing a pelican who got its beak wrapped in fishing line and could no longer open its beak to eat.

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So beautiful:

Faith in humanity restored..

Thank you! 🙏

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 07:27 PM (fwDg9)

2 I read the content first.

Posted by: Cosda at October 30, 2023 07:30 PM (Roucl)

3 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 07:30 PM (VwNzI)

4 Rescuing a pelican who got its beak wrapped in fishing line and could no longer open its beak to eat.

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"silly bird, we are trying to help you !"

Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 07:32 PM (V13WU)

5 Eye in the sky.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2023 07:33 PM (63Dwl)

6 nood called

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 07:33 PM (krqg6)

7 Love the astronaut video. But why is there sound? lol

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at October 30, 2023 07:35 PM (wu87C)

8 Lively vids today, especially the bird rescue.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2023 07:35 PM (IL4pU)

9 Rescuing a pelican who got its beak wrapped in fishing line and could no longer open its beak to eat.

Maybe that's what the bear was waving about? "Come here and help, mom's got a thorn in her paw!"

Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2023 07:35 PM (DgGvY)

10 Watching the videos??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 07:35 PM (krqg6)

11 Bah. Cold and snow. Give me some global warming any day.

Posted by: fd at October 30, 2023 07:35 PM (vFG9F)

12 The customized aquarium with a cat viewing area is awesome!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 07:36 PM (7NKxb)

13 I have read being outside a spacecraft in orbit the feeling is your constantly falling

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

14 I never fail to call if first

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

15 Good evening, horde.

That is a nice snow picture, ace.

Had a cold, gray day here in Ohio (shocking, I know), but the contrast of golden leaves against gray sky was gorgeous.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2023 07:37 PM (OX9vb)

16 The men with the pelican were quite quick, yet careful. Maybe they've done that before, because they handled that bird quite well and it could have done them some damage even with a beak tied up and certainly once they let it go.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 07:41 PM (RSbhh)

17 We had a cool day here, with the winds a bit harsh. Kinda sucked. Looking at that picture topside, I could bundle up and enjoy a walk, looking at the snow adorned trees, hearing the crunch of snow under my feet in the winter silence, slipping on some black ice and screaming in agony all the way to the ER with a busted hip.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 30, 2023 07:41 PM (0EOe9)

18 Faith in humanity restored..

That's all it took?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 30, 2023 07:42 PM (DTX3h)

19 Clear skies in my AO, warm temperatures.
Just got out of the hot tub.
Good for my joints.
CA. sucks. LOL

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 07:43 PM (7NKxb)

20 It was beautiful here today. Took Boy F. out for a soda and to sit in the sunshine a bit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2023 07:43 PM (RIvkX)

21 Goggie vidya at the end was so friggin' cool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 30, 2023 07:43 PM (T/Lqj)

22 85 here today. I was out in the sun with the copperheads.

Posted by: nckate at October 30, 2023 07:45 PM (SnxUt)

23 "Did you just point your f***ing finger at me, a&&hole?!"

Given the info about DeCaprio on the last thread, that's funny.

Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2023 07:45 PM (JgU20)

24 "You can't buy love, but you can rescue it"

Yeah, no. Dogs don't care how you acquired them, as long as you treat them well.

So yes, if "love" is dog, you absolutely can buy it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 30, 2023 07:47 PM (ou9hh)

25 Bright sunny day here in the mid Willamette Valley with upper 50s temps. The rain is coming for us again in a couple days.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 30, 2023 07:47 PM (TDQgG)

26 Beautiful picture topside.

Team Ace is on the ball!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2023 07:48 PM (uSHSS)

27 I have read being outside a spacecraft in orbit the feeling is your constantly falling
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

You are. Perpetual freefall.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 07:49 PM (4I/2K)

28 Awwww. Those hand held baby goats are super cute.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2023 07:50 PM (GkbAI)

29 Cooled off significantly today - into the low 50s. Will get down into freeze weather tomorrow night. So, drained and disconnected the hoses and put them away.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 07:51 PM (VwNzI)

30 The different pitches of baby goats.

Oh, pitches like "tones."

With a handheld goat as the thumbnail, I was worried it would be a slider or a four-seamer.

Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2023 07:51 PM (DgGvY)

31 55 and bright sunshine here in the Puget Sound area.

Rain comes in on Wednesday it looks like.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2023 07:53 PM (GkbAI)

32 I liked the eclipse - just the right amount of effort - just clicking a video.

Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2023 07:53 PM (n3DL0)

33 Sweet rescue video.

I guess there is a place in this world for Coldplay.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 30, 2023 07:55 PM (wzAuc)

34 "You are. Perpetual freefall.
Posted by: Count de Monet"

You are stationary. You may think you are moving, but actually everything else is moving around you.

Posted by: fd at October 30, 2023 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

35 LOL.

I don't watch Murder She Wrote but am catching the last ten minutes of "No Accounting for Murder" and Morty Seinfeld [Barney Martin] is playing Irish cop, NYPD Lt. Timothy Hanratty! [Irish Irish not Irish-American!]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 07:56 PM (krqg6)

36 Hot buttered rum weather 'round here.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2023 07:57 PM (fTYhG)

37 Loved that last one with the rescued dog. It got very dusty around here.

Posted by: Ciampino - filled with cream at October 30, 2023 07:57 PM (qfLjt)

38 So where is the Halloween surprise evidence Comer has promised us.. still waiting.
He promised us tapes and evidence.
Wtf

Posted by: Redenzo at October 30, 2023 07:58 PM (V/pbu)

39 Baby goats are cute. Then they grow into assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 07:59 PM (68ETX)

40 Inch of snow in the forecast for tomorrow

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 30, 2023 08:00 PM (/6GbT)

41 I womped up some fermented peppers so I had room to ferment some more. It is the end of the season and this morning's frost killed about half the plants.

So what you do is a lacto-ferment like sauerkraut, and then when it stops bubbling and moderates the color after a couple of weeks in the fridge, you run it through the blender, add some garlic and maybe some curry powder if you like the flavor and add apple cider vinegar to make sure it will flow, then gingerly taste it. When the pain goes away, bottle it in jars. It will keep a good while in the fridge.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 08:02 PM (xhaym)

42 Baby goats are cute. Then they grow into assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 07:59 PM (68ETX)
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Heh. Some folks say the same thing about cats...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2023 08:05 PM (BpYfr)

43 It's old news, but Adam Carolla did an interview with Tony Bobulinski about a year ago. It's much more comprehensive and interesting than the one he did with Tucker during the election.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 30, 2023 08:06 PM (0FoWg)

44 One inch of raid, cold rain, here last night and this morning. Bright sun the rest of the day. We went ahead and turned on the heater. Cup of hot tea in front of me before bedtime. Pick up 1K pounds of bagged cement in the morning for a project.

Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2023 08:07 PM (NxC5+)

45 >>>From lost in space (I think): Seems cruel to the cat but I guess they meant well.

I wouldn't call it cruel. For the cat, it's a fascinating way to spend its time.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 30, 2023 08:07 PM (klJTj)

46 Baby goats are cute. Then they grow into assholes.
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Life is gruff.
🐐 🐐

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 08:08 PM (krqg6)

47 RAID!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 08:13 PM (krqg6)

48 Baby goats are cute. Then they grow into assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 07:59 PM (68ETX)
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Heh. Some folks say the same thing about cats...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2023 08:05 PM (BpYfr)

Heh. Some cats say the same thing about folks........

Posted by: Sylvester at October 30, 2023 08:14 PM (h4nev)

49 Typical in this area, my digs have the combination heater and air conditioner units below the window, one for the living room and kitchen, one for the bed and bath. The heat can be just a bit too much when it's in the 40s. I bought a $14 space heater/fan and it's great. Takes the chill off real quick and then keeps things comfortable at the low setting. Also quieter.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 30, 2023 08:14 PM (0EOe9)

50 Baby goats are cute. Then they grow into assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 30, 2023 07:59 PM

Kind of like otters

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 08:14 PM (fwDg9)

51 All goats should aspire to be cabrito.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 30, 2023 08:17 PM (0EOe9)

52 Headline: "Dog days: Adam Wainwright's official reason for retirement was 'Because I got a puppy!'"

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That's only half the story... the puppy was also, just like every MLB hitter, lacing line drives off his tepid fastball.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:18 PM (QBaJw)

53 >>> Looking at that picture topside, I could bundle up and enjoy a walk, looking at the snow adorned trees, hearing the crunch of snow under my feet in the winter silence, slipping on some black ice and screaming in agony all the way to the ER with a busted hip.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Heh, been there, except the e-room part.

Thank you for clearing my belief that all in the deep south (Ohio on down) do not understand that the white shit will kill you stone dead faster than a hurricane. Every year. But prior propper planning (etc.) maybe, just maybe, you will live another year.

Hurricanes? Meh. Where you stand not even one year in twenty.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 30, 2023 08:18 PM (cOq4q)

54 While living on the CA central coast back in 2005 or so, the local environmentalists did the goat thing on a couple of hillsides right outside Carmel.

It.... did not go over well.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2023 08:19 PM (Q4IgG)

55 53 Grew up in the Ohio snow belt. I know how quick things can go up side down in winter.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 30, 2023 08:20 PM (0EOe9)

56 @34

>>You are stationary. You may think you are moving, but actually everything else is moving around you.

No, you are in geosynchronous orbit.

The earth is rotating at 1k miles per, the the space craft is rotating at a 1k miles per hour, you are rotating at 1k miles an hour and the whole kitten cabuttle is rotatating around the sun at 17k miles per hour.

It's a sort of magic when you really think about it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2023 08:22 PM (XV/Pl)

57 My big male cat (17 lbs.) will not let me put my hand over his paw. He will pull it out and place it over my hand. I also think he wants to kill me and eat me.

Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 08:23 PM (hTMd7)

58 My big male cat (17 lbs.) will not let me put my hand over his paw. He will pull it out and place it over my hand. I also think he wants to kill me and eat me.
Posted by: Louie Lambada

Only because you keep doing the paw thing.

Posted by: Louie's cat at October 30, 2023 08:25 PM (DgGvY)

59 My new cat has discovered there are mice in the woodshed, so he is out there now, and doesn't want to come in for dinner. It is nice to know he has found something he likes better than eating, he was a bit overweight when I got him.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 08:25 PM (xhaym)

60 Treasury to borrow $776 billion in the final three months of the year

And...

The Treasury said it expects to borrow $816 billion between January and March

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at October 30, 2023 08:25 PM (/qa9n)

61 Kind of like otters

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 08:14 PM (fwDg9)

I laughed Skip.

Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 08:26 PM (hTMd7)

62 "No, you are in geosynchronous orbit."

Depends on your point of reference. There's a lot of moving going on.

Posted by: fd at October 30, 2023 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

63 59 You will love the trophies laying by your pillow.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 30, 2023 08:27 PM (0EOe9)

64 My new cat has discovered there are mice in the woodshed, so he is out there now, and doesn't want to come in for dinner. It is nice to know he has found something he likes better than eating, he was a bit overweight when I got him.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 08:25 PM (xhaym)

So you're saying I should get some mice.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:27 PM (QBaJw)

65 At least got to see picture of the eclipse

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 08:27 PM (fwDg9)

66 55 Central Michigan. Folks owned some acres with woods. Lots of woods. Decided they could save some money using wood for heat. All summer long... cut and stack wood. Every winter... night... got dark early, split wood, restock the two burners. Feed them first thing in morning too... as soon as I moved out they got a conventional furnace.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 30, 2023 08:27 PM (cOq4q)

67 Treasury to borrow $776 billion in the final three months of the year

And...

The Treasury said it expects to borrow $816 billion between January and March
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at October 30, 2023 08:25 PM (/qa9n)

Now, you try doing that.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:28 PM (QBaJw)

68 The earth is travelling @ about 67kmph around the sun.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 30, 2023 08:28 PM (XMwZJ)

69 The astronaut in that picture is not in geosynchronous orbit. Geosynchronous orbit occurs at about an orbit of about 22k miles.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 30, 2023 08:31 PM (XMwZJ)

70
The earth is travelling @ about 67kmph around the sun.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

___________

Global Speeding will destroy us all!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2023 08:32 PM (MoZTd)

71 @62

>>Depends on your point of reference. There's a lot of moving going on.

It sort of amazing to comprehend the mechanics of the universe, the earth is rotating on it axis, the earth is rotating around the sun, the entire solar system is rotating around the milky way, everything is moving away from the origin at the speed of light.

If there is too much mass, there will be a big crunch, if there is too little mass, there will be a big sleep, if there is too much mass and it keeps accelerating, there may be a big rip.

Personally, I'm on team Big Crunch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2023 08:32 PM (XV/Pl)

72 So you're saying I should get some mice.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:27 PM (QBaJw)

Lol. Mine is a great mouser. But he likes to bring them to my wife alive then drop them at her feet. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 08:32 PM (hTMd7)

73 Evenin' Horde. House update: I got what I asked from the seller - $ for repairs and closing costs. I'll have to arrange for the repairs (as Ace and his drill are not available), but since none of them are critically urgent, I decided that would be preferable to a rushed or half-assed job.

On track to close in #2weeks. I know things can still go sideways...

But I have not been a homeowner in about 20 years. I have, as the kids used to say, all the feelz. Must practice yelling "GET OFF MY LAWN"

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 30, 2023 08:33 PM (aBJcM)

74 The earth is travelling @ about 67kmph around the sun.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 30, 2023 08:28 PM (XMwZJ)

Like I'm supposed to believe that.

Where do you even point the radar gun?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:33 PM (QBaJw)

75 @68

>>The earth is travelling @ about 67kmph around the sun.

Yes, my figures were way off, can't remember everything perfectly.

What do I look like, a museum gift shop operator?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2023 08:34 PM (XV/Pl)

76 Nothing is ever still, everything is in motion all the time. We just don't notice it much.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 08:34 PM (7NKxb)

77 screaming in digital

Best of luck !

Posted by: JT at October 30, 2023 08:35 PM (T4tVD)

78 Only because you keep doing the paw thing.

Posted by: Louie's cat at October 30, 2023 08:25 PM (DgGvY)

Exactly. He will not submit.

Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 08:36 PM (hTMd7)

79 Woody: What can I do for you, Mr Peterson?
Norm: Elope with my wife!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 08:36 PM (krqg6)

80 Personally, I'm on team Big Crunch.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I agree but what happens after Big Crunch?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 08:36 PM (VwNzI)

81 So you're saying I should get some mice.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:27 PM (QBaJw)

Lol. Mine is a great mouser. But he likes to bring them to my wife alive then drop them at her feet. Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 08:32 PM (hTMd7)

Over the years, we've had various levels of that talent in the house. These guys I have now, they couldn't catch a mouse, and wouldn't know what to do if they did.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:38 PM (QBaJw)

82 So you're saying I should get some mice.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:27 PM (QBaJw)

LOL! Yes, get some damn mice Burt! You won't regret it.....trust me.

Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 08:38 PM (hTMd7)

83 You Earthlings give me reason to believe I should have studied math and stuff at the Academy. I could never get this Acme Earth Blaster sighted in.

Marvin the Martian

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 30, 2023 08:39 PM (0EOe9)

84 Nothing is ever still, everything is in motion all the time. We just don't notice it much.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 08:34 PM (7NKxb)

Nonsense, aren't you listening?

Not these big fat cats.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:39 PM (QBaJw)

85 @80

>>I agree but what happens after Big Crunch?

Well, either every thing collapse into a singularity that may one day produce a new big bang or the collapses and essentially creates a big bang but out the other side, or Bolztman Brain appears captures the collapsing universe and substitute an new universe for the outgoing universe to see what happens, in a manner reminiscent of Folgers coffee.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2023 08:41 PM (XV/Pl)

86 So you're saying I should get some mice.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:27 PM (QBaJw)

for losing weight? Depends on how many you plan to eat at a sitting, really.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 08:42 PM (xhaym)

87 Speaking of the wonders of the universe, the new Netfux documentary on the Erf. Whatever they call it, the one with Morgan Freeman narrating.

First of all, Morgan sounds like he's almost extinct himself, and second, there's nothing new anyone has to say about this stuff.

Which is fine, show me the fancy CGI dinosaurs, and the hi def filmed wildlife. But that's all there is to recommend it.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:43 PM (QBaJw)

88
Will we see Joey this week?

Seems everybody is better informed than morons.

Posted by: Auspex at October 30, 2023 08:43 PM (j4U/Z)

89 So you're saying I should get some mice.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:27 PM (QBaJw)

for losing weight? Depends on how many you plan to eat at a sitting, really.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 08:42 PM (xhaym)

I'm gonna need a LOT of gravy.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:44 PM (QBaJw)

90 I think the poor dear was an indoors cat since he was a kitten, and now he has discovered that mice are more fun than the feather on a stick.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 08:45 PM (xhaym)

91 Well, either every thing collapse into a singularity that may one day produce a new big bang or the collapses and essentially creates a big bang but out the other side, or Bolztman Brain appears captures the collapsing universe and substitute an new universe for the outgoing universe to see what happens, in a manner reminiscent of Folgers coffee.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2023 08:41 PM (XV/Pl)

When I die... or I should say, if... if I die, and I remain sentient, in addition to knowing which CIA agent actually fired the fatal rounds into JFK, I wanna know how many times the universe has done this. And how many times our planet has hosted life, only to muck it all up, go into a long burning time, to erase all traces of prior episodes, and start over again.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 08:48 PM (QBaJw)

92 https://tinyurl.com/2rwjfcuz
BIG mouse
(Sylvester)

Posted by: MkY at October 30, 2023 08:48 PM (cPGH3)

93 Said many times our cats when alive never even tried to eat a mouse, they were play toys until they frightened them to death.

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 08:54 PM (fwDg9)

94 60 Treasury to borrow $776 billion in the final three months of the year

And...

The Treasury said it expects to borrow $816 billion between January and March

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at October 30, 2023 08:25 PM (/qa9n)
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Who is the lender?

Posted by: Ciampino - Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum at October 30, 2023 08:54 PM (qfLjt)

95 @91

>>When I die... or I should say, if... if I die, and I remain sentient, in addition to knowing which

I want to know what was in that suitcase Jules and Vincent took from the apartment and also, Is the G-Spot real.

Technically, you never die, the molecules and atoms that make up you simply get converted to other elements and compounds.

The specific configuration that is you is what "dies."

Your soul and consciousness, slip the surly bounds of reality and touch the face of the creator.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2023 08:54 PM (XV/Pl)

96 thank you JT, and hiya!

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 30, 2023 08:55 PM (aBJcM)

97 Who is the lender?
Posted by: Ciampino - Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum at October 30, 2023 08:54 PM (qfLjt)
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*looks left, looks right, points at self questioningly*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2023 08:57 PM (RIvkX)

98 The interest on the debt is 839 billion

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2023 08:59 PM (rQpnh)

99 The Universe will just be replaced with something even more bizarre and inexplicable. Probably happens all the time.

Posted by: Reforger at October 30, 2023 09:00 PM (IQCCV)

100 Yes. Bizarro Universe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2023 09:00 PM (RIvkX)

101 "The voices in my head say I should kill you"
/s

Schizophrenic man, 23, hammers two NAILS into his scrotum 'after being told to by imaginary person'
https://mol.im/a/12687807

Posted by: Ciampino - Ah-hum, ah-hum. at October 30, 2023 09:02 PM (qfLjt)

102 Also pointed out many times the Bolsheviks set out to bankrupt Russia before they fully took over.
Crashing economy could bring revolution

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 09:02 PM (fwDg9)

103 Bright sunny day here in the mid Willamette Valley with upper 50s temps. The rain is coming for us again in a couple days.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 30, 2023 07:47 PM (TDQgG)

Got above freezing here today, first time in a week or more. I opened the bay door on the shop today, to let sunlight stream in, and to let slightly warmer outside air displace the cold air in the shop. But after an hour or so, I closed it up again, as the breeze was chilling me.

28F on the truck thermometer coming home from a run to town.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 09:03 PM (ryNUr)

104 Schizophrenic man, 23, hammers two NAILS into his scrotum 'after being told to by imaginary person'
https://mol.im/a/12687807
Posted by: Ciampino

Nailed it!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 09:04 PM (VwNzI)

105 I had a cat that liked to play with snakes.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 30, 2023 09:05 PM (Eeb9P)

106 My brother ran him over with a car.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 30, 2023 09:05 PM (Eeb9P)

107 The Universe will just be replaced with something even more bizarre and inexplicable. Probably happens all the time.
Posted by: Reforger at October 30, 2023 09:00 PM (IQCCV)

Well, not all the time. Once every 14 billion years or so.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 09:06 PM (QBaJw)

108 Got above freezing here today, first time in a week or more. I opened the bay door on the shop today, to let sunlight stream in, and to let slightly warmer outside air displace the cold air in the shop. But after an hour or so, I closed it up again, as the breeze was chilling me.

28F on the truck thermometer coming home from a run to town.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 09:03 PM (ryNUr)
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I haven't been in cold like that since I don't remember

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2023 09:06 PM (RIvkX)

109 I'm not even scared of gravity.... and I say this as someone who jumped out of perfectly good airplanes... and was the one who worked 'up the stick' (ie, mast) on ships...

I'm afraid of landing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:07 PM (QPmu4)

110 104 Schizophrenic man, 23, hammers two NAILS into his scrotum 'after being told to by imaginary person'
https://mol.im/a/12687807
Posted by: Ciampino

Nailed it!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 09:04 PM (VwNzI)
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Don't be so tacky.

Posted by: Ciampino - Ah-hum, ah-hum.An engineer told me before he died at October 30, 2023 09:08 PM (qfLjt)

111 Schizophrenic man, 23, hammers two NAILS into his scrotum 'after being told to by imaginary person'

https://mol.im/a/12687807
Posted by: Ciampino

Ballsy.

Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 09:08 PM (hTMd7)

112 The Universe will just be replaced with something even more bizarre and inexplicable. Probably happens all the time.
Posted by: Reforger

Well, not all the time. Once every 14 billion years or so.
Posted by: BurtTC

Over an infinite timeframe, isn't that all the time?

"RIPPPPPPPPPP!!"

*Sets bong down but misses the end table and dumps it into the shag carpet*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 09:08 PM (VwNzI)

113 Schizophrenic man, 23, hammers two NAILS into his scrotum 'after being told to by imaginary person'
https://mol.im/a/12687807
Posted by: Ciampino

Nailed it!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 09:04 PM (VwNzI)

What everyone really wants to know is, does he have a MAGA hat, did he like a Ben Shapiro tweet at some point.

If so, we must vote commies into office.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 09:08 PM (QBaJw)

114 28F on the truck thermometer coming home from a run to town.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I haven't been in cold like that since I don't remember
Posted by: San Franpsycho

"Cold" is when there's a minus sign in front of the temperature.

And it's the high for the day.

Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2023 09:09 PM (DgGvY)

115 Posted by: Ciampino - Ah-hum, ah-hum. at October 30, 2023 09:02 PM (qfLjt)

Met a Schizo 5 years ago... GORGESOUS... truly hawt...

as the first meeting went... she kept changing names... form L... to Liz... to Elizabeth...

One demure... one a slut... one just fucking evil...

L told me, after a few beers... that she was going to let me F her... no matter what the others said.

scared the shit out of me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:10 PM (QPmu4)

116 Schizophrenic man, 23, hammers two NAILS into his scrotum 'after being told to by imaginary person'
Posted by: Ciampino

SEE! YOU SHOULD HAVE DEALT WITH THAT MOTHER****ER WHEN I TOLD YOU ABOUT HIM!!

Posted by: Tiffany Gomas at October 30, 2023 09:11 PM (DgGvY)

117 I had a cat that liked to play with snakes.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 30, 2023 09:05 PM (Eeb9P)

I think most cats would.

Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 09:11 PM (hTMd7)

118 28F on the truck thermometer coming home from a run to town.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 09:03 PM (ryNUr)
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I haven't been in cold like that since I don't remember
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Didn't Sam Clemens (Mark Twain) complain that the coldest winter he'd ever experienced was that August he spent in San Francisco?

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 30, 2023 09:11 PM (3CCua)

119 I still remember working outside and high for day was like 6 degrees.

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 09:11 PM (fwDg9)

120 Well, not all the time. Once every 14 billion years or so.
Posted by: BurtTC

Over an infinite timeframe, isn't that all the time?

"RIPPPPPPPPPP!!"

*Sets bong down but misses the end table and dumps it into the shag carpet*
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 09:08 PM (VwNzI)

All I know is, whatever is left of me after I die, I won't miss having to pee.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 09:12 PM (QBaJw)

121 I was out the last couple of days cutting wood, I am late, but it is downed trees, so hopefully it will get dry sometime before next April
wife wants to go out again tomorrow morning, we will see if she is up to it when the bed is so much warmer than outside. I don't blame her.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 09:12 PM (xhaym)

122 L told me, after a few beers... that she was going to let me F her... no matter what the others said.

scared the shit out of me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:10 PM (QPmu4)

Aaaaaaaand.....

Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 09:12 PM (hTMd7)

123 scared the shit out of me.
Posted by: Romeo13

Rule #1, unless the ship is weighing anchor tomorrow morning.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 30, 2023 09:12 PM (3CCua)

124 Didn't Sam Clemens (Mark Twain) complain that the coldest winter he'd ever experienced was that August he spent in San Francisco?
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 30, 2023 09:11 PM (3CCua)

O/T... but... I played poker on a table the Grant, AND Mark Twain had played poker on, in Virginia City NV.

In a supposedly Haunted Hotel....

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:13 PM (QPmu4)

125 Rule #1, unless the ship is weighing anchor tomorrow morning.
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 30, 2023 09:12 PM (3CCua)

For those of us who traveled the world, for a living? ie? real sailors?

Even that was not a good guideline.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:14 PM (QPmu4)

126 118
Didn't Sam Cle
mens (Mark Twain) complain that the coldest winter he'd ever experienced was that August he spent in San Francisco?

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 30, 2023 09:11 PM (3CCua)
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It's the combination of tge mist and weed ...... weed, that's it!

Posted by: Ciampino - An engineer told me before he died at October 30, 2023 09:15 PM (qfLjt)

127 "RIPPPPPPPPPP!!"

*Sets bong down but misses the end table and dumps it into the shag carpet*
Posted by: Tonypete

You've done that before.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2023 09:15 PM (KAi1n)

128 Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:10 PM (QPmu4)

Aaaaaaaand.....
Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 09:12 PM (hTMd7)

Dear Penthouse, you won't believe how I did three girls in one night, without ever leaving the same bed...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:15 PM (QPmu4)

129 Dear Penthouse, you won't believe how I did three girls in one night, without ever leaving the same bed...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:15 PM (QPmu

Ok, that's funny.

Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 09:17 PM (hTMd7)

130 My grocer gave me a coupon for one free donut every day thru the end of the year

that's 63 donuts

Posted by: DB - at October 30, 2023 09:17 PM (geLO8)

131 L told me, after a few beers... that she was going to let me F her... no matter what the others said.

scared the shit out of me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:10 PM (QPmu4)

For what it's worth, I'm somewhere north of 99% sure she was just making it up.

However... also somewhere more than 98% certain she had a standard issue personality disorder.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 09:17 PM (QBaJw)

132 Watched a video 2 weeks ago cats of all sizes out maneuvering snakes, cats are faster than them even when they are striking.

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 09:18 PM (fwDg9)

133 In a supposedly Haunted Hotel....
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:13 PM (QPmu4)

Everything there is haunted. Hang around long enough and you'll find out.

Posted by: Reforger at October 30, 2023 09:19 PM (IQCCV)

134 129 Dear Penthouse, you won't believe how I did three girls in one night, without ever leaving the same bed...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:15 PM (QPmu

Ok, that's funny.
Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 09:17 PM (hTMd7)

Retired Navy... Retired IT... had in... interesting life... from historic sword fighting to lots of different experiences.

The BEST stories? are the ones that are true, that others will not believe.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:20 PM (QPmu4)

135 Everything there is haunted. Hang around long enough and you'll find out.
Posted by: Reforger

HAFO?

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 30, 2023 09:20 PM (3CCua)

136 Watched a video 2 weeks ago cats of all sizes out maneuvering snakes, cats are faster than them even when they are striking.

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 09:18 PM (fwDg9)

Cats have crazy fast reflexes and are amazingly agile.

Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 09:20 PM (hTMd7)

137 Ohferpetesakes. John Kirby is out bragging about how he pressured Netanyahu to restore Internet access to Gaza.

Pathetic. Ridiculous.

Netanyahu's response to the DC regime pigs should have been to shatter all telecom infrastructure in Gaza, permanently sealing it off from the outside world.

"I can't turn it back on. It's gone forever. These beastmen can't rebuild it without Jews, and we're not going to do it. Fuck off and die, Communist pig."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 30, 2023 09:20 PM (0FoWg)

138 that's 63 donuts
Posted by: DB - at October 30, 2023 09:17 PM (geLO

One more than Aaron Judge, the non-steroid record holder.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 09:22 PM (QBaJw)

139 Two dozen more eyedrops from CVS and Rite Aid recalled by FDA due to fears of infection and blindness

https://mol.im/a/12689171

Posted by: Ciampino - about those Indian factories at October 30, 2023 09:22 PM (qfLjt)

140 US doesn't want Hamas to not get their Propaganda out to the world.

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 09:23 PM (fwDg9)

141 "Ohferpetesakes. John Kirby is out bragging about how he pressured Netanyahu to restore Internet access to Gaza."

Yeah, the IDF probably uses it to locate Hamas and kill them. Kirby is a retard.

Posted by: Louie Lambada at October 30, 2023 09:23 PM (hTMd7)

142 Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 09:17 PM (QBaJw)

Actually... no... if you caught her while drinking, offguard, you could change her behavior significantly, by calling out the other personality.

The change was stark... body language would change immediately (something I studied for a bit for... shit... past endeavors). It's easy to change how you talk... it's really hard to change your body language and have it be consistent.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:23 PM (QPmu4)

143 It warmed up during the day but will be below freezing a few more nights.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2023 09:24 PM (cLWyk)

144 HAFO?
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 30, 2023 09:20 PM (3CCua)

I like that.
I grew up in the hills around there. Been there hundreds of times. The whole area is creepy at night.
A night of drinking and tomfoolery in VC is a highly recomended experience.

Posted by: Reforger at October 30, 2023 09:25 PM (IQCCV)

145
Ah. Bears. Reminds that I have to put the garbage out tonight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2023 09:26 PM (XeU6L)

146 Actually... no... if you caught her while drinking, offguard, you could change her behavior significantly, by calling out the other personality.

The change was stark... body language would change immediately (something I studied for a bit for... shit... past endeavors). It's easy to change how you talk... it's really hard to change your body language and have it be consistent.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 09:23 PM (QPmu4)

Well, you were there, I wasn't.

Personality disorders are incredibly common, and the way people shift from one "personality" to the next can be quite stark, when this person is constantly trying to make sure you never get a glimpse of the real thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 09:26 PM (QBaJw)

147 Looks like few colder days here but not below freezing at any point, warming up Friday

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 09:29 PM (fwDg9)

148 or Bolztman Brain appears captures the collapsing universe and substitute an new universe for the outgoing universe

It's Boltzman brains all the way down (until the end, the last one is actually a turtle).

Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2023 09:30 PM (KAi1n)

149 Probably should turn this tablet off
Hope everyone has a great evening

Oh, and 20 Tweets from Bad Blue
https://tinyurl.com/mun2czet

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 09:31 PM (fwDg9)

150 It's Boltzman brains all the way down (until the end, the last one is actually a turtle).
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2023 09:30 PM (KAi1n)

So, in other words, constant Boltzman?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 09:32 PM (ryNUr)

151 It's Boltzman brains all the way down (until the end, the last one is actually a turtle).
Posted by: SFGoth

So, in other words, constant Boltzman?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

As the Horde goes searching for the ideal pun.....

Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2023 09:36 PM (DgGvY)

152
"Cold" is when there's a minus sign in front of the temperature.

And it's the high for the day.
Posted by: mikeski
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With gusty winds...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2023 09:37 PM (XeU6L)

153 Boltzman?

F*ck. Too much good booze and wine tonight, but I think it is the relationship between energy and temperature.

Or when the chick gets thrown into the volcano...but that's pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2023 09:38 PM (3Gtis)

154 As the Horde goes searching for the ideal pun.....
Posted by: mikeski

It's a figment of its own imagination.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2023 09:39 PM (KAi1n)

155 Or when the chick gets thrown into the volcano...but that's pretty much the same thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Mmmmmmmm. Meg Ryan.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 30, 2023 09:39 PM (3CCua)

156 One more than Aaron Judge, the non-steroid record holder.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2023 09:22 PM (QBaJw)

But the PC little c*nt wouldn't say that.

And that is why the Yankees will never win a World Series while he is on the team.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2023 09:39 PM (3Gtis)

157 I married crazy once. Long story. That infection lasted 6 years. She disappeared. Ran off with crazy friends.
Showed up on my doorstep with papers in hand after 5 years of no communication. My 4 year old kid was quite astonished to find out I was married to not his mom.
Well I married crazy twice but to a MUCH lesser extent.

Posted by: Reforger at October 30, 2023 09:40 PM (IQCCV)

158 -4

Why is my car showing me an idiot light of a man taking a dump?

*Memes R Us*

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 09:41 PM (4I/2K)

159 Why is my car showing me an idiot light of a man taking a dump?

*Memes R Us*
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 09:41 PM (4I/2K)

"You are now entering San Francisco. Proceed with caution."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 09:43 PM (ryNUr)

160 Mmmmmmmm. Meg Ryan.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 30, 2023 09:39 PM (3CCua)

https://is.gd/TWoVhg

Absolutely adorable...before her mutilating lunacy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2023 09:45 PM (3Gtis)

161 Why is my car showing me an idiot light of a man taking a dump?

*Memes R Us*
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 09:41 PM (4I/2K)

Maybe it's reading your bio-metrics. Better find a McD's or something.

Posted by: Reforger at October 30, 2023 09:46 PM (IQCCV)

162 Yes, July and August are usually 40s-50s, foggy, windy, and cloudy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2023 09:48 PM (RIvkX)

163 I had a cat that liked to play with snakes.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC

Have a mama calico cat that caught a good sized copperhead. One of her daughters caught a small one.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2023 09:49 PM (Y2tls)

164 Whoever constructed that aquarium for a cat doesn't have enough to do.

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2023 09:50 PM (NLIak)

165 Have a mama calico cat that caught a good sized copperhead. One of her daughters caught a small one.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2023 09:49 PM (Y2tls)

my cat loves to torment lizards and small snakes. Luckily he's never run into a big one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 09:50 PM (S6gqv)

166 I wonder if Israel could recoup some of the monetary costs of the war by offering Internet-enabled "virtual ride-alongs" with the guys on the pointy end? "Ride along" with a jet jockey, or an artillery crew, or a drone pilot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 09:54 PM (ryNUr)

167 My cat likes to befriend the occasional rodent. Hadn't killed one yet. OTOH, she'll pick a fight with almost any cat who happens through the backyard, but not Creamsickle, who's the biggest cat i've ever seen IRL.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2023 09:55 PM (KAi1n)

168 166 I wonder if Israel could recoup some of the monetary costs of the war by offering Internet-enabled "virtual ride-alongs" with the guys on the pointy end? "Ride along" with a jet jockey, or an artillery crew, or a drone pilot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2023 09:54 PM (ryNUr)

$1000 for the rights to control a drone with a hellfire (or equivalent) missile attached. Supervised, of course.

ok I know this could go real wrong real fast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 09:59 PM (S6gqv)

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Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 09:59 PM (krqg6)

170 169
'plan to shoot up a mountaintop amusement park '

Not amusing at all.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 30, 2023 10:03 PM (roH4R)

171 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
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172 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 6h
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