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James Bond Producer: We're Going to "Modernize" James Bond Again for Today's "Evolving Male"

So a tranny then?

James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli recently confirmed that future James Bond films will reinvent the character and stories for the modern world.

...

The Guardian's Tara Conlan added, "She added that the next film would have to reflect the way the world has changed in the two decades since Craig was confirmed as the sixth 007 and pointed out that Bond has often been reinvented."

In the last 20 years, men have become more effeminate and gay.

Craig was already intended to be a "more evolved" Bond, as was Brosnan before him.

What is left to evolve? How feminine do you want to make this traditionally masculine character?


Broccoli went on to justify why she believes the character needs to be reinvented for the modern era pointing to Pierce Brosnan's GoldenEye film as well as the recently concluded Daniel Craig era.

As for GoldenEye, she said, "I go back to GoldenEye when everyone was saying 'the cold war is over, the wall is over, Bond is dead, no need for Bond, the whole world's at peace and now there's no villains' -- and boy was that wrong!"

Oh right, and you sure did have Bond fighting terrorists a lot after 9/11.

Oh wait, no you didn't. Closest you came was featuring a shady banker/investor for terrorists in Casino Royale.

Then you went back to your mainstay, fighting Evil Rich White Men.


Conlan also added that Broccoli informed her "that modernisation is necessary whenever a new actor plays the part."

Is it?

You know, sometimes series take a "back to the basics" approach, too. And that usually works out well for them.


Conlan also added that Broccoli informed her "that modernisation is necessary whenever a new actor plays the part."

To that point she discussed Craig's era of James Bond noting she and other Bond producers "wanted to focus on what a 21st-century hero would look like."

And what creativity they showed! A 21st-century hero turned out to look an awful lot like Jason Bourne with a dash of Nolan's Batman, only more emotionally vulnerable.


"Daniel gave us the ability to mine the emotional life of the character ... and also the world was ready for it," Broccoli said.

No, it wasn't. We tolerated his weepiness and longing to admit he's gay. We did not like that.


She informed the outlet, "It's an evolution. Bond is evolving just as men are evolving. I don't know who's evolving at a faster pace."

Definitely do try to outrun modern men in becoming more feminine.


She had also already posited the idea that Craig's Bond figured out the emotional arc of Bond saying, "The films over his tenure were the first time we really connected the emotional arc."

And again, no one liked this, except you and Daniel Craig. The character has always been static in the books and all movies until this one, with the limited exception of the emotional hardening he experiences in the very first book ("The bitch is dead.").

Even though OHMSS ended with Bond crying, he was back to being Bond in the next entry. (In the next book, YOLT, Bond is depressed and disinterested in his work, but when he sniffs out a chance to get vengeance on Blofeld, Bond is Back.)

The most recent James Bond film, No Time to Die, grossed $759.9 million globally, which was good for fourth on the top grossing films of 2021 behind Spider-Man: No Way Home, Chang jin hu, and Ni Hao, Li Huan Ying. The movie had a reported production budget between $250 million and $300 million. However, it also racked up costs due to the fact it was delayed over a year.

One report from Variety claimed the film needed to make $900 million to break even and that the movie lost around $100 million.

The first and only Bond movie I have not seen since I caught the Bond bug when I was 10. I was turned off by all the woke commercials and Stronk Empowered Wimmens. And by Daniel Craig telling us he'd really like to see a Gay Bond.

Glad it lost money. Though it lost money mostly due to Hollywood's lunatic overspending and the ages it spent on the shelf, paying interest to creditors, due to covid.

But the wokeness did not help.

And for those who doubt that when they say they want Bond to "evolve" like modern men are evolving: Here's an excerpt from the last official Bond-continuation novel.

Kearse's excerpt sees Bond observing a number of guests who have also been invited to Athelstan's castle. It specifically describes a man named Roger Birkett, "Birkett was an ex-Tory MP, famous for promoting covid/vaccines/mask-wearing/5G conspiracy theories, which had spilled over into the usual anti-immigrant, anti-EU, anti-BBC, anti-MSM, anti-cultural Marxist, Climate Change Denial pronouncements. It was an anti-trans diatribe that had eventually got him kicked out of the party and he'd soon after set up the 'New Freedom Party'."

It continues, "Bond was struck by something. It was a long while since he'd been at any kind of function that was almost exclusively full of men. It felt strange. There was not even a pretence at diversity here. Athelstan hadn't been the least bit concerned about ensuring that half of the people he'd hired to carry out his coup should be women, or non-white, or disabled. This was an unapologetically old-school gathering. In Athelstan's world he was king and could do whatever he wanted."

bondnovelexcerpt.jpg

Now, in fairness, I think that EON, which owns the film rights, does not own any of the publishing rights. But I bet you they talk! They each depend on the other to protect and extend the value of the Bond franchise.

Boy I sure hope that 4chan doesn't start an op to pressure EON to make Bond an evolved Transgender Man. I sure hope no one puts EON in the difficult position of having to make Bond gay or trans or anger the Alphabet Squad.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM




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1 Chick's with @icks

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 25, 2023 04:33 PM (ytSiK)

2 Most likely.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 25, 2023 04:34 PM (ytSiK)

3 No doubt.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 25, 2023 04:35 PM (ytSiK)

4 Bond is dead... He died in the last movie... Don't bring him back

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2023 04:35 PM (bs+z0)

5 Yep; "Evolving male" It will be Bond in the process of becoming "Janie Bond".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2023 04:35 PM (RSbhh)

6 They should add time travel to the Bond series and have him go back and fight Nazis.

Posted by: LearningToCode at October 25, 2023 04:35 PM (GMcZ6)

7 Bond . Gay Bond.

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 04:35 PM (MNhXM)

8 A while back when all this Daniel Craig replacement talk started, I had a bet down for $2 with one of the English sites. The wager was 60:1 that the next Bond would be a black female.

The fuckers cancelled the bet a couple years ago.

Posted by: The_Hoser at October 25, 2023 04:36 PM (N66D6)

9 Mission Impossible series stars a real life gay guy. 😀

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 04:37 PM (MNhXM)

10 Haven't watched a Bond film in a long time. No reason to.

I know a lot of people have their panties in a bunch because the new Robyn (with a y) Hood show is Woke in all the ways.

I can't think of anything I care less about than the Woking of these characters. They're yours, do with them what you will. And let the Film Actors Guild stay on strike forever.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 25, 2023 04:38 PM (dGCAG)

11 The new James Bond secret weapon are his Raw Power Glutes!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2023 04:38 PM (cOq4q)

12 Ironically, Barbara Broccoli sounds like a classic Bond villain.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at October 25, 2023 04:38 PM (5C4od)

13 No diversity for his coup? Wtf did I just read? Don’t they know that the only thing you need for your coup is for it to work? Otherwise you’re dead.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2023 04:38 PM (JTwsP)

14 Since there seems to be some group (according to Critical Drinker) that is doing a Snow White movie as a contrast to woke Snow White with obnoxious actess what's-her-name (Who was in "West Side Story") I think they should do an actual James bond movie (I guess they'd have to call it something else though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2023 04:38 PM (RSbhh)

15 I miss when movies were made by people who already fans of the kinds of movies they were making.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 25, 2023 04:39 PM (fKIdX)

16 They should add time travel to the Bond series and have him go back and fight Nazis.
Posted by: LearningToCode at October 25, 2023 04:35 PM (GMcZ6)

He seduces Eva Braun .

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 04:39 PM (MNhXM)

17 It’s only a matter of time before James Bond sucks a dick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2023 04:39 PM (JTwsP)

18
I'm also seeing that "Silver Surfer," the herald for Galactus, will be a girl in the next movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at October 25, 2023 04:39 PM (SC4oz)

19 Dylan Mulvaney os Bond who must rescue members of US congress who are being held hostage by militant white supremacist nationalist followers of a hard right billionaire real estate developer who has his eyes set on the White House.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 25, 2023 04:39 PM (57chq)

20 I think the first novel in the series, 'Casino Royale', was the best Bond book Fleming wrote. I also think there was growth in the character in that he allowed himself to love Vesper Lynd, even though he felt betrayed by her--wrongfully, given the circumstances, but his hurt felt real. Throughout most of the book, you doubted he could be hurt emotionally, then he was. "The bitch is dead", sure, but she was also the love of his life. Before her, women had been solely recreation (Fleming's word).

Posted by: troyriser at October 25, 2023 04:40 PM (7Cx1V)

21 The new bond will gain info by sucking dick and getting his fudge packed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 25, 2023 04:40 PM (pohLc)

22 Then you went back to your mainstay, fighting Evil Rich White Men.

Pierce Brosnan, I thought, was a great Bond, and the villains in his movies seemed appropriate. Only being partially snarky when I say "Tomorrow Never Dies" was excellent, and showed how huge, multinational media conglomerates are unaccountable, evil, and ridiculously powerful. Seems like a pretty based villain to my conservative eyes.

And governments look pretty corrupt and untrustworthy in the Brosnan films, too, as I recall.

Craig, however, sucks as Bond. I'm not a lady, but I can't imagine any woman thinks he looks sexier than Brosnan, let alone all the woke, beta, soy action and plot lines in his films.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 25, 2023 04:40 PM (JCZqz)

23 Since there seems to be some group (according to Critical Drinker) that is doing a Snow White movie as a contrast to woke Snow White with obnoxious actess what's-her-name (Who was in "West Side Story") I think they should do an actual James bond movie (I guess they'd have to call it something else though.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2023 04:38 PM (RSbhh)

Yeah, rights to characters still exist for some of these properties, I assume not Snow White.

And word on the street is, Dinsey's copyright to Micky Mouse expires next year...

Posted by: BurtTC at October 25, 2023 04:41 PM (dGCAG)

24 So it's going to keep on sucking? Right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023 04:41 PM (h6lTq)

25 Now I’m jokingly pissed that they were able to make Dungeons and Dragons semi-woke and made me like it.

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 04:41 PM (MNhXM)

26 homogenised


I see what he did there.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 25, 2023 04:41 PM (aD39U)

27 No more Pussy Galore’s. It will be some funny gay named dive like Richard Swallows or some other shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2023 04:42 PM (JTwsP)

28 Possibly Controversial around here: James Bond doesn't work in the 21th century. He's a relic of the cold war era.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 25, 2023 04:42 PM (fKIdX)

29 James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli recently confirmed that future James Bond films will reinvent the character and stories for the modern world.
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So they're killing the franchise. Got it.

The "modern audience" does not exist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:42 PM (ELpxa)

30 And word on the street is, Dinsey's copyright to Micky Mouse expires next year...
Posted by: BurtTC at October 25, 2023 04:41 PM (dGCAG)


They've already lost the pantsless Mickey.

Or am I thinking of Pooh?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 25, 2023 04:43 PM (aD39U)

31 It’s only a matter of time before James Bond sucks a dick.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2023 04:39 PM (JTwsP)

It's the only way to prove you are a true member of the World Police.

Posted by: Gary Johnston at October 25, 2023 04:43 PM (dGCAG)

32 I’ll bet the new JB will look stunning in a light blue terry cloth romper a la Sean Connery.

Seriously, let’s get to the real issue—how you can base a believably competent character on a British government employee?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 25, 2023 04:43 PM (Xdxbd)

33 The character James Bond has always been my crush (I see myself as Moneypenny). Pierce Brosnan was the embodiment of my image of the perfect Bond.

Mr. Bond is NOT husband/father material, but he is masculine.

WE (I, America, society) NEED MANLY MEN!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at October 25, 2023 04:43 PM (goJt/)

34 For Gawd's sake let it go already laddies! Mr. Bond is dead and no amount of tuck and tape, suck this or suck that and buggery is going to bring him back.

Let me rest in peace.

Piss on all you fuckers for fucking up what's what.

Posted by: Zombie Sean Connery, The Only Real 007 at October 25, 2023 04:43 PM (R/m4+)

35 At some point, the civilization that can support the number of girliemen is going to collapse. Then those worthless bitches will get ground to powder.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 25, 2023 04:43 PM (pohLc)

36 You know, sometimes series take a "back to the basics" approach, too. And that usually works out well for them.
++++
What's the show that famously did that recently? "Stranger Things," maybe?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:43 PM (ELpxa)

37 28 Possibly Controversial around here: James Bond doesn't work in the 21th century. He's a relic of the cold war era.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 25, 2023 04:42 PM (fKIdX)

Judi Dench as M in Goldeneye. Nearly word for word.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023 04:44 PM (h6lTq)

38 Bond is an MI6 agent who is being used by the CIA to entrap old American ladies into expansive governor kidnap schemes in online chat rooms.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 25, 2023 04:44 PM (57chq)

39 They've already lost the pantsless Mickey.

Or am I thinking of Pooh?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 25, 2023 04:43 PM (aD39U)

Maybe you're thinking of Crispy Christie's favorite character?

Posted by: Gary Johnston at October 25, 2023 04:44 PM (dGCAG)

40 Just give me The Man With the Golden Gun

That movie is a cinematic hit of psychedelic mushrooms.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 25, 2023 04:44 PM (RIvkX)

41 She informed the outlet, "It's an evolution. Bond is evolving just as men are evolving. I don't know who's evolving at a faster pace."
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No, you'll change Bond to reflect the way you want "men" to "evolve." You've been doing it for a while.

It's why you keep failing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:44 PM (ELpxa)

42 The twin bad guys will be Neal and Bob.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2023 04:45 PM (JTwsP)

43 What's the show that famously did that recently? "Stranger Things," maybe?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:43 PM (ELpxa)

One Piece?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 25, 2023 04:45 PM (fKIdX)

44 Go away, Gary. Everyone has Aids.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 25, 2023 04:45 PM (dGCAG)

45 In the last 20 years, men have become more effeminate and gay.

Craig was already intended to be a "more evolved" Bond, as was Brosnan before him.

What is left to evolve? How feminine do you want to make this traditionally masculine character?




You know who hasn't?

The do-bads Bond fights. There is no slap & tickle in the Middle East.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2023 04:45 PM (nMHw5)

46 The Bond franchise is going to get a new shiny skinsuit to parade around in for a mythical audience. Good Luck!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2023 04:45 PM (sAmhv)

47 That bitch Barbara Broccoli took my job!

--Christy Collard

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 25, 2023 04:45 PM (Yro0w)

48 Make Bond and AI CGI animated Sean Connery.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 25, 2023 04:45 PM (57chq)

49 Soon they will run out of franchises to spoil.

Then they'll have to start rebooting their destructions.

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 04:45 PM (krQz2)

50 What does Bond have to do with Tory sentiment. Bond wears his pronouns tag visibly at all times and is a midlevel bureaucrat on a mission to save the National Health Service.

Posted by: PG at October 25, 2023 04:45 PM (afPT4)

51 James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli
lets out a stinker.

Posted by: wth at October 25, 2023 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

52 M will provide Bond with an exploding fountain pen and a solar-powered strap-on.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2023 04:46 PM (l4B/J)

53 Oh, this will revive their dying franchise. FOR SURE

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 25, 2023 04:46 PM (JMAcK)

54 I do think the Mission Impossible series made it hard for Bond movies since I think they are measured against each other.

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 04:46 PM (MNhXM)

55 It continues, "Bond was struck by something. It was a long while since he'd been at any kind of function that was almost exclusively full of men. It felt strange. There was not even a pretence at diversity here. Athelstan hadn't been the least bit concerned about ensuring that half of the people he'd hired to carry out his coup should be women, or non-white, or disabled. This was an unapologetically old-school gathering. In Athelstan's world he was king and could do whatever he wanted."
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The way you know that this is fiction is that this Athelstan character will not succeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:46 PM (ELpxa)

56 Tranny or Fag or both?

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 04:46 PM (gmo/4)

57 28 Possibly Controversial around here: James Bond doesn't work in the 21th century. He's a relic of the cold war era.

Our loss. We need him back. Despite his many flaws, he is focused on the mission.

I wouldn't marry him (not that he'd ask!), but I'd love a date with him.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at October 25, 2023 04:47 PM (goJt/)

58 This one ends with Bond dying of myocarditis, which is pretty tragic seeing as how he was able to successfully manage his HIV symptoms for so long.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at October 25, 2023 04:47 PM (5C4od)

59 What pissed me off about 24, NCIS, etc. is that it indulged the fantasy that government employees were cunning, dedicated, self sacrificing superhumans. I have not met anyone in government with those characteristics

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 25, 2023 04:47 PM (Xdxbd)

60 I've got a CRAZY idea.

Make a James Bond movie and set it during the Cold War.

And write it such that the people act like real people did at that time.

JUST AS AN EXPERIMENT, see what that does for your dying brand.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 25, 2023 04:47 PM (JMAcK)

61 Possibly Controversial around here: James Bond doesn't work in the 21th century. He's a relic of the cold war era.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 25, 2023 04:42 PM (fKIdX)

Judi Dench as M in Goldeneye. Nearly word for word.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023 04:44 PM (h6lTq)
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They can't update Bond completely. He has to be a "good guy", he can't be flat-out a instrument of information suppression like so many in the IC today.

So, they are going to need to keep some old tropes around.

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 04:47 PM (krQz2)

62 It specifically describes a man named Roger Birkett, "Birkett was an ex-Tory MP, famous for promoting covid/vaccines/mask-wearing/5G conspiracy theories, which had spilled over into the usual anti-immigrant, anti-EU, anti-BBC, anti-MSM, anti-cultural Marxist, Climate Change Denial pronouncements.
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The real Bond character would do as he was ordered, but wouldn't *like* the EU. Bond is British. Aggressively British. Queen and Country and the like.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:47 PM (ELpxa)

63 Now I’m jokingly pissed that they were able to make Dungeons and Dragons semi-woke and made me like it.
Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023

***
That, I think, was because they did not take themselves so bloody seriously that the whole thing went clanging to the ground. It was fun, and we had fun watching it. Which -- aside from "dramatic" films -- is what should happen when we watch a movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2023 04:48 PM (J2vNu)

64 James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli
lets out a stinker.

Posted by: wth at October 25, 2023 04:46 PM (v0R5T)


I think the term is: Queef

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 04:48 PM (gmo/4)

65 I was never a Bond fan. I've seen a couple of the Connery flicks, and a couple of the Moore flicks, and part of one of the Brosnan ones.

But. It sucks that yet another franchise is getting the bent-over-the-pinball-machine treatment.

Pisses me off.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 04:48 PM (T/Lqj)

66 Dylan Mulvaney could play Bond's love interest.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 25, 2023 04:48 PM (NpAcC)

67 Brittany Spears > Barbara Broccoli

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2023 04:48 PM (l4B/J)

68 Archer when it was good was all the Bond I needed

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 25, 2023 04:48 PM (Xdxbd)

69
Good ol' rotten fake news cocksuckers...

"Trump ally" Mike Johnson is the new Speaker, they told me.

"Trump ally," like it should be a mark of shame.

And he's not even really a "Trump ally." A "Trump ally" is any Republican who refuses to denounce Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at October 25, 2023 04:48 PM (SC4oz)

70 Average government employee is lazy, incompetent, stupid, and dishonest. And those are their attributes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 25, 2023 04:49 PM (pohLc)

71 OCTO-TRANNIE

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 25, 2023 04:49 PM (IG4Id)

72 I'm way to cool for Bond.

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 04:49 PM (gmo/4)

73 Make Bond and AI CGI animated Sean Connery with Zardoz whatever that was he wore.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2023 04:49 PM (cOq4q)

74 It's like they all saw the success of Top Gun 2, in all of its popcorn glory, and said, "Nah."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 25, 2023 04:49 PM (KbCG3)

75 FYI

Long ago, I lived in Oxford, England. A friend hosted an Easter egg hunt. We later learned that the house that she rented was owned by the real M, and our shenanigans were taped.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (goJt/)

76 THUNDER BALLS & VAG

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (IG4Id)

77 The perverse castration (physical or mental) of "today's male" is not "evolution", it is an evil destruction.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (Cus5s)

78 I've got a CRAZY idea.

Make a James Bond movie and set it during the Cold War.



Set it during the Civil War and use James Bond's great grandfather.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (nMHw5)

79 67 Brittany Spears > Barbara Broccoli
Poste d by: Muldoon at October 25, 2023 04:48 PM (l4B/J)

Barbara Asparagus > Britney Spears

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (bs+z0)

80 Soon they will run out of franchises to spoil.

Then they'll have to start rebooting their destructions.
Posted by: Axeman

How many iterations will it take until Bond is back to being a man again?...

Bond less masculine - Bond more effeminate - Bond gay bottom - Bond tranny - Bond non-binary with natural front hole...

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (ZO36C)

81 Bad move guys. Trust us.

Posted by: Victoria's Secret at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (P5BwU)

82 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (ELpxa)

83 Man, the writing in that excerpt is bad. Apart from the politics, which is an additional layer of shit in this all-shit parfait.

Posted by: Is the book turd-scented too? at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (6z4VY)

84 Possibly Controversial around here: James Bond doesn't work in the 21th century. He's a relic of the cold war era.

Actually a relic of WWII. But so what? They can shift his story forward (I think in the books he is an Afgan war vet), but maintain the storytelling.

Bond; Gun. Tenacity. Luck.

By the way, in "Goldfinger" the book, Bond converts a stone lesbian (possibly a black one, that's unclear) to heterosexuality by giving her a good banging.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (zSyrn)

85 Make Bond and AI CGI animated Sean Connery with Zardoz whatever that was he wore.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2023 04:49 PM (cOq4q)

It was a red nappy and it gave me a rash where I sat.

Zardoz!

Posted by: Zombie Sean Connery, The Only Real 007 at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (R/m4+)

86 THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN FRONT HOLE

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (IG4Id)

87 "Xer Majesty's Secreting Cervix"

Posted by: BurtTC at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (dGCAG)

88 That movie studios don’t go for the movie formulas that make a fortune tells you the real agenda. It goes beyond making money.

Top Gun Maverick is one of those formulas (though they did make sure they covered the diversity requirement)



Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (MNhXM)

89 Laurel and Hardy reboot, except one is a black lesbian activist and the other is a hispanic transgender. Instead of Who's on first, they spend 90minutes lecturing about anti colonialism and LGBTQ rights.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (57chq)

90 I'm about to start a book called "Chaos." Apparently, the author will make the case that the Manson Family was yet ANOTHER FBI op gone horribly """wrong."""

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (0FoWg)

91 M: James, those people are going to find out we jabbed them with useless vaccines.

Bond: Not if I can help it. Mr. GoldenTrump must be stopped!

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (krQz2)

92 By the way, in "Goldfinger" the book, Bond converts a stone lesbian (possibly a black one, that's unclear) to heterosexuality by giving her a good banging.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (zSyrn)
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I ...
I ...
ARGH

:: seethes ::

Posted by: Kevin Smith at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (ELpxa)

93 Out: Octopussy
In: Hexacock

Posted by: Montec at October 25, 2023 04:52 PM (P5BwU)

94 Ace, glad to know you became a Bond fan as a boy, as I did. My mother bought all the Signet paperbacks. One night when I was about nine, she handed me Doctor No, open to the centipede scene, and said, "Read this."

I did and was hooked. When I tried to read on, she snatched it back from me with some comment about "When you're older." So I sneaked the paperbacks and read the action scenes. The long one in Doctor No is an utter classic.

As an older teen I came back and read the books in their entirety, and got new things out of them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2023 04:52 PM (J2vNu)

95 Laurel and Hardy reboot, except one is a black lesbian activist and the other is a hispanic transgender. Instead of Who's on first, they spend 90minutes lecturing about anti colonialism and LGBTQ rights.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (57chq)
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You're going to be sued by Marvel Comics.

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 04:52 PM (krQz2)

96 Thundervagina

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2023 04:52 PM (bs+z0)

97 That movie studios don’t go for the movie formulas that make a fortune tells you the real agenda. It goes beyond making money.

Top Gun Maverick is one of those formulas (though they did make sure they covered the diversity requirement)
Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (MNhXM)
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Ah - but it was still a good movie, so basically nobody cared.

Funny how that works.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:52 PM (ELpxa)

98 82 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (ELpxa)

Damn good, but Hunt for Red October has to be in the discussion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023 04:52 PM (h6lTq)

99 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Wrong. The Hunt for the Red October.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 25, 2023 04:52 PM (IG4Id)

100 "Bond was struck by something. It was a long while since he'd been at any kind of function that was almost exclusively full of men. It felt strange."

I bet Sean Connery's Bond was horrified by corporate boardrooms in the 1960s.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 25, 2023 04:52 PM (pIx7m)

101 By the way, in "Goldfinger" the book, Bond converts a stone lesbian (possibly a black one, that's unclear) to heterosexuality by giving her a good banging.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (zSyrn)

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I believe the correct term for a Brit, is a good shag.

Posted by: Montec at October 25, 2023 04:53 PM (P5BwU)

102 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (ELpx

Entrapment

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 04:53 PM (MNhXM)

103 "Liberals ruin everything." Rush Limbaugh (PBUH)

Posted by: Java Joe at October 25, 2023 04:53 PM (WaLgG)

104 Annie Asparagus > Brittany Spears > Barbara Broccoli

Posted by: wth at October 25, 2023 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

105 Or am I thinking of Pooh?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

*********

Here comes the pitch annnnd... it's a slow hanging curve ball over the middle of the plate...

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2023 04:53 PM (l4B/J)

106 By the way, in "Goldfinger" the book, Bond converts a stone lesbian (possibly a black one, that's unclear) to heterosexuality by giving her a good banging.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 25, 2023

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Miss Galore was not black. She was pale and had black hair, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2023 04:53 PM (J2vNu)

107 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Wrong. The Hunt for the Red October.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 25, 2023 04:52 PM (IG4Id)
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Medicine Man.

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 04:53 PM (krQz2)

108 Abbott and Costello Meet Trigglypuff

It's gold!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 25, 2023 04:53 PM (aD39U)

109 The GOP, they have many evolving males.
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Former Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows has accepted immunity in exchange for his testimony, prompting former President Donald Trump to suggest he’s a “weakling” and “coward.”

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 25, 2023 04:54 PM (l10hq)

110 88 That movie studios don’t go for the movie formulas that make a fortune tells you the real agenda. It goes beyond making money.

Top Gun Maverick is one of those formulas (though they did make sure they covered the diversity requirement)

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 04:51 PM (MNhXM)

See my comment at 74. Top Gun Maverick wasn't even that good. Stale plot and all, but it was fun enough.

And it made a ton. The formula is there. Unless you're in it for something else.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 25, 2023 04:54 PM (KbCG3)

111 Or am I thinking of Pooh?

Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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I am sick of your insults!

Posted by: Chairman Xi at October 25, 2023 04:54 PM (krQz2)

112 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (ELpxa)


I agree with the exception of Nick Cage.

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 04:54 PM (gmo/4)

113 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

That was good but I also liked Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2023 04:54 PM (bs+z0)

114 Ah - but it was still a good movie, so basically nobody cared.

Funny how that works.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:52 PM (ELpxa)

Agree as also the aforementioned Dungeons and Dragons.

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 04:54 PM (MNhXM)

115 Doesn't get much love but I thought Rising Sun was a good movie.

Posted by: Montec at October 25, 2023 04:54 PM (P5BwU)

116 "Xer Majesty's Secreting Cervix"
Posted by: BurtTC at October 25, 2023

***

** applause **

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2023 04:54 PM (J2vNu)

117 Since there seems to be some group (according to Critical Drinker) that is doing a Snow White movie as a contrast to woke Snow White with obnoxious actess what's-her-name (Who was in "West Side Story") I think they should do an actual James bond movie (I guess they'd have to call it something else though.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2023 04:38 PM (RSbhh)

Late to the party, perhaps, but it's the Daily Wire's production studio making a competing version of Snow White.

Posted by: Octochicken at October 25, 2023 04:55 PM (oCS0o)

118 93 Out: Octopussy
In: Hexacock
Posted by: Montec at October 25, 2023 04:52 PM (P5BwU)
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Arch villian, Doctor Hexacock Gobler, Ph.D. Ed.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 25, 2023 04:55 PM (pIx7m)

119 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


What does Dwayne Johnson have to do with it?
--Millennials Everywhere

Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2023 04:55 PM (nMHw5)

120 License to kill used to be special. Bond does need a new hook.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 25, 2023 04:55 PM (Z8Yh2)

121 Damn good, but Hunt for Red October has to be in the discussion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023 04:52 PM (h6lTq)
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That was an awesome movie, but it wasn't really a Bond movie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:55 PM (ELpxa)

122 Medicine Man.
Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 04:53 PM (krQz2)

'I found the cure for the plague of the 20th century and now I've lost it!'

That was a horrible movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023 04:55 PM (h6lTq)

123 67 Brittany Spears > Barbara Broccoli
Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2023 04:48 PM

Larry the Cucumber > Brittany Spears > Barbara Broccoli

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 25, 2023 04:55 PM (JCZqz)

124 By the way, in "Goldfinger" the book, Bond converts a stone lesbian (possibly a black one, that's unclear) to heterosexuality by giving her a good banging.

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Diamonds are forever maybe? Pushy galore is in Goldfinger...

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2023 04:55 PM (hht4k)

125 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

That was good but I also liked Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2023 04:54 PM (bs+z0)
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Agree.

Posted by: Chairman Xi at October 25, 2023 04:55 PM (krQz2)

126 Medicine Man.
Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 04:53 PM (krQz2)

'I found the cure for the plague of the 20th century and now I've lost it!'

That was a horrible movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023 04:55 PM (h6lTq)
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Zardoz.

Posted by: Chairman Xi at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (krQz2)

127 Bond was struck by something. It was a long while since he'd been at any kind of function that was almost exclusively full of men.

At least that means he's not patronizing gay bars in this book.

Posted by: spindrift at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (AUkrG)

128 It's going to have to be trannies all the way down then. 'Cause if Bond is supposed to "evolve", then so do the Bond Women.

Can't wait for the Unisexing, hairless actors donning silver jumpsuits and speaking "glork". That'll be fun.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (aXxgO)

129 Top Gun Maverick wasn't even that good. Stale plot and all, but it was fun enough.

And it made a ton. The formula is there. Unless you're in it for something else.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 25, 2023 04:54 PM (KbCG3)

I agree it's not great cinema. But I liked it a lot. A helluva lot more than the original. I loathe that movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (T/Lqj)

130 Abbott and Costello Meet Trigglypuff

It's gold!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 25, 2023

***
Abbott: "Don't we always share and share alike? When I had two girls last week, didn't I give you one?"
Costello: "Yours had teeth. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (J2vNu)

131 At least that means he's not patronizing gay bars in this book.

Posted by: spindrift at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (AUkrG)
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Yet!

Posted by: Hollywood at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (krQz2)

132 What will you have Ms. Bond?

Drank. Grape drank. Stolen no bought.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (17s+e)

133 What is left to evolve? How feminine do you want to make this traditionally masculine character?

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Gina Carano Trigglypuff FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (TxnhH)

134 Posted by: Octochicken at October 25, 2023 04:55 PM (oCS0o)

Thx. I didn't recall the name.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (RSbhh)

135 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Wrong. The Hunt for the Red October.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 25, 2023 04:52 PM (IG4Id)
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Medicine Man.
Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 04:53 PM (krQz2)

Eh.... none of those are Bond movies.

Reread the comment.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (dGCAG)

136 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 25, 2023 04:54 PM (KbCG3)

Glad to have my thoughts confirmed by others.

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (MNhXM)

137 Can't wait for the Unisexing, hairless actors donning silver jumpsuits and speaking "glork". That'll be fun.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (aXxgO)
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Women mustn't be feminine.
Men mustn't be masculine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (ELpxa)

138 So, why do they do this ? Why do they destroy things you obviously love ?

Possible answer - because they know you'll rush to save it, while they destroy it, in a circle you can't win.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why they do it. Because you really don't believe in C.S. Lewis and the Tyranny of Well Intentions.

Posted by: Simple Folks at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (r/uUB)

139 That was a horrible movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023 04:55 PM (h6lTq)
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Zardoz.
Posted by: Chairman Xi at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (krQz2)

Time Bandits!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (T/Lqj)

140 78 I've got a CRAZY idea.

Make a James Bond movie and set it during the Cold War.



Set it during the Civil War and use James Bond's great grandfather.
Posted by: rickb223


The English Civil War? That would be different. Which side would Bond be on?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (sAmhv)

141 Bond the male trannie who thinks he;'s a she will hook up with a female trannie who thinks she's a he. So the universe will sort of still align correctly.

Posted by: Montec at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (P5BwU)

142 "The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

There is an argument that is a James Bond movie. Someone did a good video explaining that.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (zSyrn)

143 "The Marvels" may be the bomb that finally ends Marvel's movie run. With any luck, this new Bond fiasco may do the same thing for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (i9ffA)

144 We all know how this will go, but still surprised the charged him:

@BillMelugin_ 4m
BREAKING: Congressman
@JamaalBowmanNY
(D-NY) has been charged in D.C. Superior Court with “willfully and knowingly giving a false alarm of fire”, according to court documents. Ordered to USCP headquarters tomorrow for booking & fingerprinting, per colleague @kellyfphares

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (IG4Id)

145 129 Top Gun Maverick wasn't even that good. Stale plot and all, but it was fun enough.

And it made a ton. The formula is there. Unless you're in it for something else.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 25, 2023 04:54 PM (KbCG3)

I agree it's not great cinema. But I liked it a lot. A helluva lot more than the original. I loathe that movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (T/Lqj)

But, I mean, this one was basically that one, haha.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (KbCG3)

146 Time Bandits!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (T/Lqj)


I like Time Bandits

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (bs+z0)

147 28 Possibly Controversial around here: James Bond doesn't work in the 21th century. He's a relic of the cold war era.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 25, 2023 04:42 PM (fKIdX)

I think this is true, but possibly in a different way. Who believes that Western intelligence agencies are the good guys these days? Certainly not the demo that has traditionally loved Bond movies and books.

Posted by: These days Bond would be running ops against his own countrymen. at October 25, 2023 04:58 PM (6z4VY)

148 Bond is now a HR rep ensuring compliance...

**********

No, Mister Bond. I expect you to D-I-E!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2023 04:58 PM (l4B/J)

149 Is he gonna be a modern work-from-home depressed Cat-Dad?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 25, 2023 04:58 PM (jQpkq)

150 142 "The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

There is an argument that is a James Bond movie. Someone did a good video explaining that.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (zSyrn)

Too lazy to look it up but doesn't The Untouchables qualify?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 25, 2023 04:58 PM (KbCG3)

151 Since there seems to be some group (according to Critical Drinker) that is doing a Snow White movie as a contrast to woke Snow White with obnoxious actess what's-her-name (Who was in "West Side Story") I think they should do an actual James bond movie (I guess they'd have to call it something else though.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2023 04:38 PM (RSbhh)

It's Ben Shapiro's group. They have done a few small films that were supposedly well done. Of course, not screwing up Snow White is hardly a difficult feat if you aren't trying.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 04:58 PM (eoQWY)

152 I agree it's not great cinema. But I liked it a lot. A helluva lot more than the original. I loathe that movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (T/Lqj)

Hah. That’s what took me so long to watch TG-Maverick.

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 04:58 PM (MNhXM)

153 Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D) has been criminally charged with on misdemeanor count for pulling the fire alarm during a House vote

Posted by: SMOD at October 25, 2023 04:58 PM (RHGPo)

154 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

That was good but I also liked Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Posted by: It's me donna

Imagine... well written new Indy movies featuring Chris Pine as our favorite adventuring archeologist.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 25, 2023 04:58 PM (ZO36C)

155 So, which would benefit Jews more, having Israel or having an antisemite free America in which to reside

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 04:59 PM (uNjhb)

156 I only saw one Craig film, "Skyfall" which I thought was way too long and very boring.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 25, 2023 04:59 PM (CHHv1)

157 @148 "In His Majesty's Compliance Service"...

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 25, 2023 04:59 PM (pIx7m)

158 By the way, in "Goldfinger" the book, Bond converts a stone lesbian (possibly a black one, that's unclear) to heterosexuality by giving her a good banging.

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Diamonds are forever maybe? Pushy galore is in Goldfinger...
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2023

***
Tiffany in Diamonds is a blonde with lightly tanned skin, not black, and she wasn't a lesbian. She wanted nothing to do with men after being raped by several thugs who broke up her mother's "cathouse," as Leiter put it. Bond thought of her as "a bird with a wing down."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2023 04:59 PM (J2vNu)

159 The UFC is apparently male evolving alongside the GOP.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 25, 2023 04:59 PM (l10hq)

160 153 Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D) has been criminally charged with on misdemeanor count for pulling the fire alarm during a House vote
Posted by: SMOD at October 25, 2023 04:58 PM (RHGPo)

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He'll get 6 years in prison like the J6 people right?

Posted by: Montec at October 25, 2023 04:59 PM (P5BwU)

161 I agree it's not great cinema. But I liked it a lot. A helluva lot more than the original. I loathe that movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (T/Lqj)
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*fistbump*

Well, besides the loathing. More like meh.

The sequel was better and more entertaining. It wasn't that nostalgic for me, because I didn't really get the hype of the first one.

I have to say, my wife was kind of biased, because she went to Michigan State and took Jim Cash's cinema class and partied in the House Top Gun made.

So she remembers that movie a lot fonder than I do. I never even saw it until I was dating her.

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 05:00 PM (krQz2)

162 It is a dying property. We should let it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 25, 2023 05:00 PM (qPw5n)

163 I believe the correct term for a Brit, is a good shag.
Posted by: Montec at October 25, 2023 04:53 PM (P5BwU)

A Good Pranging...

Posted by: Group Captain Lionel Mandrake at October 25, 2023 05:00 PM (R/m4+)

164 The first Top Gun was so freaking laaaaaame. It's one of those things like the Beatles... I think you had to be there for it to understand any conceivable way that it doesn't suck dog balls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:00 PM (0FoWg)

165 Time Bandits!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (T/Lqj)

Connery was good in Time Bandits. As a greek-scotsman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023 05:00 PM (h6lTq)

166 Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D) has been criminally charged with on misdemeanor count for pulling the fire alarm during a House vote
Posted by: SMOD at October 25, 2023 04:58 PM (RHGPo)

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He'll get 6 years in prison like the J6 people right?
Posted by: Montec at October 25, 2023 04:59 PM (P5BwU)
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Didn't he also "obstruct" an official proceeding?

Probation.

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 05:00 PM (krQz2)

167 No votes for Robin and Marian?

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:00 PM (gmo/4)

168 It is not just about destroying bond, but also about having him be whatever it is that they are

It's a twofer

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:01 PM (uNjhb)

169 The FBI maintained more than 40 confidential human sources on various criminal matters related to the Biden family, including Joe Biden, dating back to his time as vice president, according to information obtained by Sen. Chuck Grassley. The confidential human sources "provided criminal information to the FBI relating to Joe Biden, James Biden, and Hunter Biden." Those confidential human sources were managed by multiple FBI field offices across the nation—including the FBI’s Seattle Field Office.

.. but somehow the FBI just seemed to ignore these CHS reports

Posted by: SMOD at October 25, 2023 05:01 PM (RHGPo)

170 Highlander.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023 05:01 PM (h6lTq)

171 The character James Bond has always been my crush (I see myself as Moneypenny). Pierce Brosnan was the embodiment of my image of the perfect Bond.

Mr. Bond is NOT husband/father material, but he is masculine.

WE (I, America, society) NEED MANLY MEN!
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at October 25, 2023 04:43 PM (goJt/)

Did you see him in Remington Steele? Worth it!

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:01 PM (eoQWY)

172 When they get around to "updating" 1984, I am hoping the irony vortex will become so strong that it will tear a hole in the space-time continuum and we can hop on to a different timeline.

Fingers crossed!

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at October 25, 2023 05:01 PM (5C4od)

173 122 Medicine Man.
Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 04:53 PM (krQz2)

'I found the cure for the plague of the 20th century and now I've lost it!'

That was a horrible movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The Postman was worse.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at October 25, 2023 05:01 PM (na73u)

174 Time Bandits!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (T/Lqj)

Connery was good in Time Bandits. As a greek-scotsman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023 05:00 PM (h6lTq)
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Highlander.

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 05:01 PM (krQz2)

175 Opt-a-pussy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 25, 2023 05:01 PM (H94vW)

176 So Birkett's the hero?

Posted by: InZona at October 25, 2023 05:01 PM (0Z4mb)

177 I only saw one Craig film, "Skyfall" which I thought was way too long and very boring.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 25, 2023

***
As good as Casino Royale was (with Craig, I mean), Skyfall was even better. Long, yes, but never dull. And we get M quoting Wordsworth, a villain who is as hard to kill as a rat, a glimpse of the boyhood that molded Bond, and proof that he is a strategist as well as a tactician.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2023 05:01 PM (J2vNu)

178 @174 and as a Spanish Scotsman.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 25, 2023 05:02 PM (pIx7m)

179 It is why you should buy the Connery, Moore, and Dalton bind cds

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:02 PM (uNjhb)

180 She added that the next film would have to reflect the way the world has changed degenerated in the two decades since Craig was confirmed as the sixth 007

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

181 The first Top Gun was so freaking laaaaaame. It's one of those things like the Beatles... I think you had to be there for it to understand any conceivable way that it doesn't suck dog balls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:00 PM (0FoWg)


Wow! I'm not the only one to think that! I feel vindicated.

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:02 PM (gmo/4)

182 Thinking of the most recent Disney drek with female girl boss leads, we go one of two ways:

The Rey Palpatine route, where the character is a flawless Mary Sue that is already powerful, perfect, everyone likes her, and she doesn't need to develop, people just need to recognize her awesomeness and get out of the way, or

The new female replacing Indiana Jones....Helena Shaw or something? It's the inverse of the scene in "As Good as it Gets":
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Here, modern women write a man they'd be attracted to: powerful, rich, handsome, popular, plenty of ladies...then they give him a vagina.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 25, 2023 05:02 PM (JCZqz)

183 Dad can't easily channel surf anymore so the TV for his entertainment is on INSP. They run old westerns that are no doubt super cheap royalties due to being over 50 years old. It is kind of fun seeing character actors appear in a number of the series shot in that era and they didn't feel the need to attack family and Americana back then, and similarly with the old movies they show.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 25, 2023 05:02 PM (3cGpq)

184 Hamas is not a terrorist organisation, says Turkish President Erdogan, it's an animalistic death cult

Posted by: SMOD at October 25, 2023 05:02 PM (RHGPo)

185 Set it during the Civil War and use James Bond's great grandfather.
Posted by: rickb223

The English Civil War? That would be different. Which side would Bond be on?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (sAmhv)

Set it in Elizabethan England. Sir Francis Walsingham and all that. You could get a few movies out of that time period.

Posted by: spindrift at October 25, 2023 05:02 PM (AUkrG)

186 James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli
_____________

Bring back zombie Cubby Broccoli. Send Barbara Broccoli back to the kitchen, where she belongs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:03 PM (YqDXo)

187 Connery was good in Time Bandits. As a greek-scotsman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023

***
I think it's actually stated, in the credits if not in dialog, that he was King Agamemnon of Trojan War fame.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2023 05:03 PM (J2vNu)

188
:: In Folger's voice ::

We've quietly replaced your neighbors 'Hate has no Home Here' sign with 'From the River to the Sea' and their fresh ground roast with ashes from the crematoria from Auschwitz. Let's see their reaction!

Posted by: Folgers Brind at October 25, 2023 05:03 PM (enJYY)

189 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2023 05:01 PM (J2vNu)

Never saw it but will have to check it out. I enjoyed CR and GoldenEye as well.

It spawned one of the greatest multiplayer games of all time!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:03 PM (VNDll)

190 The first Top Gun was so freaking laaaaaame. It's one of those things like the Beatles... I think you had to be there for it to understand any conceivable way that it doesn't suck dog balls.

Posted by: Y

How was the second not just a do over with a dash of scientology

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:03 PM (uNjhb)

191 James Bond Producer: We're Going to "Modernize" James Bond Again for Today's "Evolving Male"
__________________

Oh God. She's going to choose Dylan Mulvaney to be the next Bond.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:03 PM (YqDXo)

192 I think this is true, but possibly in a different way. Who believes that Western intelligence agencies are the good guys these days? Certainly not the demo that has traditionally loved Bond movies and books.
Posted by: These days Bond would be running ops against his own countrymen.

The new Bond will be a tweaker spook who disseminates ludicrous propaganda to journolists in dingy gaybars - "get this, the new President once paid RUSSIAN!11! hookers to piss on the bed the most beloved President once slept in!"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2023 05:04 PM (cOq4q)

193 @174 and as a Spanish Scotsman.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 25, 2023 05:02 PM (pIx7m)

And a Frenchman as a Scotsman.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 05:04 PM (T/Lqj)

194 And Alissa Schicklgruber will be the love interest.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

195 Drank. Grape drank. Stolen no bought.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 25, 2023 04:56 PM (17s+e)

Purple Drank > Grape Drank

Posted by: JaMarcus Russell, Fat NFL Bust at October 25, 2023 05:04 PM (R/m4+)

196 James Bond likes Nickelback.

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 05:04 PM (krQz2)

197 How was the second not just a do over with a dash of scientology
Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:03 PM (uNjhb)

Pacing. Better action.

Also, it's not masterpiece of homoeroticism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:05 PM (0FoWg)

198 Do you think the Topgun volleyball scenes were filmed for gay men or woman? Both?

Posted by: DOYLE at October 25, 2023 05:05 PM (Z8Yh2)

199 @174 and as a Spanish Scotsman.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 25, 2023 05:02 PM (pIx7m)
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I thought he was supposed to be an Egyptian Scotsman.

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 05:05 PM (krQz2)

200 From HA:

"Whoa: Honda, GM Scrap $5B EV Plan"

: Whoops there goes another EV plant.

Posted by: WisRich at October 25, 2023 05:05 PM (G0vdT)

201 He'll get 6 years in prison like the J6 people right?
Posted by: Montec

off by about 20 years there

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2023 05:05 PM (cOq4q)

202 James Bond likes Nickelback


That is funny, however, I have been informed that the Horde does not now despise those guys because something

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:06 PM (uNjhb)

203 I think it's actually stated, in the credits if not in dialog, that he was King Agamemnon of Trojan War fame.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2023 05:03 PM (J2vNu)

I think he was also the Fire Captain in the end who winked at the kid.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 25, 2023 05:06 PM (R/m4+)

204 Gay men. Straight women.

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:06 PM (gmo/4)

205 Moistened bints who marry Bond franchise producers and then take over after he dies from old age is no basis for a system of producing beloved movies. Studio executive supreme power derives from a mandate from the masses in boffo box office, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme producer power as a watery tart just 'cause your hubby croaked. I mean, if I went round saying I was evolving James Bond into the modern era on the say so of a moistened bint, they'd put me away!

Posted by: Dennis at October 25, 2023 05:06 PM (4I/2K)

206 Oh God. She's going to choose Dylan Mulvaney to be the next Bond.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:03 PM (YqDXo)


Only if Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney are also cast.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 25, 2023 05:07 PM (lqvOK)

207 178 @174 and as a Spanish Scotsman.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 25, 2023 05:02 PM (pIx7m)

Point of geek order: he was an Egyptian, dressed as a Spaniard, played by a Scotsman who did not give a fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023 05:07 PM (h6lTq)

208
Pacing. Better action.

Also, it's not masterpiece of homoeroticism.
Posted by: Y


Yeah, but the first did not have a bunched of thots and simps that quoted into f18s

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:07 PM (uNjhb)

209 Wait. The best Sean Connery movie after Bond was

The Wind and the Lion.


Fight me!

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:07 PM (gmo/4)

210 punctuation is hard

Posted by: DOYLE at October 25, 2023 05:07 PM (Z8Yh2)

211 I thought Henry Cavill was the next Bond.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:08 PM (vHIgi)

212 Movie thread!
Tonight we will watch Oppenheimer.
3+ hours duration was a deal breaker for an in theater visit, but as long as I can hit the pause button it's good.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 25, 2023 05:08 PM (MeG8a)

213 82 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (ELpxa)

The Man Who Would Be King.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2023 05:08 PM (HIPxn)

214 The first Top Gun was so freaking laaaaaame. It's one of those things like the Beatles... I think you had to be there for it to understand any conceivable way that it doesn't suck dog balls.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:00 PM (0FoWg)

Tomcats!

Posted by: spindrift at October 25, 2023 05:08 PM (AUkrG)

215
Jane Bond. Great.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 25, 2023 05:08 PM (+oR7L)

216 Tits > guns > everything else

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:09 PM (uNjhb)

217 Bring back zombie Cubby Broccoli. Send Barbara Broccoli back to the kitchen, where she belongs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:03 PM (YqDXo)

After a remedial course in sandwich making.

Posted by: Dennis at October 25, 2023 05:09 PM (4I/2K)

218 So what does a girl have to do to get laid around here?

Posted by: Miss Moneypenny at October 25, 2023 05:09 PM (sWM8x)

219 Never saw it but will have to check it out. I enjoyed CR and GoldenEye as well.

It spawned one of the greatest multiplayer games of all time!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023

***
Skyfall would be a grand adventure movie even if it were not about someone called James Bond. It's long-ish, yes, but -- dare I call it an epic? Yes. It's an epic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2023 05:09 PM (J2vNu)

220 WisRich: "Whoops there goes another EV plant."

I'm sensing the EV balloon is about to pop.

EV excitement is about to become the new Tulip panic. Collapse followed by even more collapse at an increasing, terminal velocity.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 25, 2023 05:09 PM (aXxgO)

221 One of the funnier movie reviews from 'The Critical Drinker' is of 'The Highlander'. He's a Scotsman so he is a bit biased, but his review of it is hilarious.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2023 05:10 PM (sAmhv)

222 Only if Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney are also cast.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 25, 2023 05:07 PM (lqvOK)

Tangential to your comment, but Titus Welliver and Garrett Dillahunt are two really cool actor names. And good actors too.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 05:10 PM (T/Lqj)

223 214 The first Top Gun was so freaking laaaaaame. It's one of those things like the Beatles... I think you had to be there for it to understand any conceivable way that it doesn't suck dog balls.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:00 PM (0FoWg)

Tomcats!
Posted by: spindrift at October 25, 2023 05:08 PM (AUkrG)

Uh oh. You will summon anna puma with that kind of talk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2023 05:10 PM (h6lTq)

224 82 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM

You're the man now, dog!

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 25, 2023 05:10 PM (+oR7L)

225 The Man Who Would Be King.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2023 05:08 PM (HIPxn)


Connery AND Caine dynamic duo

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

226 Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 25, 2023 05:08 PM (MeG8a)

Don't go see "FLower Moon" whatever which is apparently four hours long .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2023 05:10 PM (RSbhh)

227 So what does a girl have to do to get laid around here?
Posted by: Mis

Things never said by an ette ot at the hq

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:10 PM (uNjhb)

228 As for James Bond, the brand has been changed so many times, I can't keep up. When it was Alfred R. Broccoli productions it was good.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 25, 2023 05:10 PM (MeG8a)

229 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:08 PM (vHIgi)

I’m still mourning the death of him playing Geralt.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:11 PM (VNDll)

230 Miss Moneypenny: "So what does a girl have to do to get laid around here?"

Grow a penis?

Posted by: The New Bond at October 25, 2023 05:11 PM (aXxgO)

231 WTF, over?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 25, 2023 05:11 PM (XMwZJ)

232 210 punctuation is hard
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and unnecessary

Posted by: ee cummings at October 25, 2023 05:11 PM (sWM8x)

233 The Man Who Would Be King.

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Great flick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:11 PM (0FoWg)

234 I thought Henry Cavill was the next Bond.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:08 PM (vHIgi)

He's making his own Warhammer shows. That's the only way not to get fired or the show cancelled I suppose.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:12 PM (eoQWY)

235 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM

Outland

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:12 PM (4I/2K)

236
Broccoli has run her course.

It is time for Cauliflower to take over.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2023 05:12 PM (xG4kz)

237 I think Hollywood should redo "Shane" - call it "Shame"

A tripping' Dylan Mulvaney vanquishes a bunch of cow herding rustlers with MAGA hats - but only after a lot of re-entry scenes framed perfectly to support the plot.

Posted by: Boswell at October 25, 2023 05:12 PM (K+UlC)

238 James Bond no longer holsters his Walther.

He kiesters it instead.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at October 25, 2023 05:12 PM (Vu7A1)

239 I thought Henry Cavill was the next Bond.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:08 PM (vHIgi)

Mmmmm, yummy...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 25, 2023 05:12 PM (6xRrr)

240 Why is James Bond still around anymore? I like most of the old-school Bond films, though they do get pretty campy at times...

Now they are just milking it for nostalgia's sake. I doubt any of my students (college freshman) know about Bond or care about his movies in any way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2023 05:12 PM (YIVH2)

241 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM

Outland
Posted by: Count de Monet

Name of the Rose

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2023 05:12 PM (cOq4q)

242 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM (ELpxa)

A tossup between that and Indian Jones flick.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 25, 2023 05:12 PM (BdMk6)

243
Next they'll be remaking Die Hard series with Melissa McCarthy and she'll get stuck in the heating ducts.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (+oR7L)

244 Tangential to your comment, but Titus Welliver and Garrett Dillahunt are two really cool actor names. And good actors too.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 05:10 PM (T/Lqj)
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I'd encourage anybody to watch at least the first season of Bosch, but I think it's only on Prime.

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (krQz2)

245
"No, Mister Bond! I expect you to suck it!"

Posted by: Sphynx at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (P6qMv)

246 The Man Who Would Be King is also a great Kipling Novel.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (sAmhv)

247 He's making his own Warhammer shows. That's the only way not to get fired or the show cancelled I suppose.
Posted by: Oldcat

I'll watch anything with him in it.
Karl Urban too

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (vHIgi)

248 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM
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There can be only one...

Posted by: Highlander at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (YIVH2)

249 So what does a girl have to do to get laid around here?
Posted by: Miss Moneypenny at October 25, 2023 05:09 PM (sWM8x)

In the South, girls exclaim, "I'm so drunk, y'all!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (4I/2K)

250 A Bridge too Far

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:14 PM (gmo/4)

251 Supposedly there is an Edge of Tomorrow sequel in the works. Expect this one to be more girl powery.

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 05:14 PM (MNhXM)

252 I think Hollywood should redo "Shane" - call it "Shame"

Posted by: Boswell at October 25, 2023 05:12 PM (K+UlC)
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And say out loud what we're all feeling:

"Shame! Shame! Come back! Come back, Shame!"

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 05:14 PM (krQz2)

253 The English Civil War? That would be different. Which side would Bond be on?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2023 04:57 PM (sAmhv)

Cavaliers

Posted by: Fox2! at October 25, 2023 05:14 PM (ds0vf)

254 I liked Sean Connery in "Finding Forrester"

Posted by: SMOD at October 25, 2023 05:14 PM (RHGPo)

255 He's making his own Warhammer shows. That's the only way not to get fired or the show cancelled I suppose.
Posted by: Oldcat

I'll watch anything with him in it.
Karl Urban too
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (vHIgi)

Eomer vs Superman

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:14 PM (eoQWY)

256 The Name of the Rose

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:14 PM (gmo/4)

257 Next they'll be remaking Die Hard series with Melissa McCarthy and she'll get stuck in the heating ducts.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (+oR7L)

Did you not see "Spy"?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:14 PM (4I/2K)

258 Jane Bond. Great.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 25, 2023 05:08 PM (+oR7L)
_______________

Nah. It'll be Laquisha Bond.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:14 PM (YqDXo)

259 The Man Who Would Be King is also a great Kipling Novel.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (sAmhv)

My favorite writer.

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 05:15 PM (MNhXM)

260 Why is James Bond still around anymore? I like most of the old-school Bond films, though they do get pretty campy at times...

Now they are just milking it for nostalgia's sake. I doubt any of my students (college freshman) know about Bond or care about his movies in any way.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2023 05:12 PM (YIVH2)


They sort of make money . So some people are willing to see them.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2023 05:15 PM (hht4k)

261 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM
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Ffolks!

Posted by: Fox2! at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (ds0vf)

262 Why not go directly to Jemima Bond?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (brAQZ)

263 Broccoli has run her course.

It is time for Cauliflower to take over.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2023 05:12 PM (xG4kz)
........

Broccoli and Asparagus stunk the place up.

Posted by: wth at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

264 222 Only if Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney are also cast.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 25, 2023 05:07 PM (lqvOK)

Tangential to your comment, but Titus Welliver and Garrett Dillahunt are two really cool actor names. And good actors too.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 05:10 PM (T/Lqj)

I didn't know who Garrett Dillahunt was until I saw Looper. He wasn't in it for long, but he left an impression even then.

(BTW, whoever in the Horde recommended Looper - thanks. That was a GREAT movie. Can't believe Rian Johnson made The Last Jedi)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (HIPxn)

265 Next they'll be remaking Die Hard series with Melissa McCarthy and she'll get stuck in the heating ducts.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (+oR7L)

Heh. "Just the pig in the poke, Hans. The gorilla in the glue."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (0FoWg)

266 There's a spy show on apple tv that's actually pretty good - Slow Horses
It has Gary Oldman
Cynical, MI5 rejects basically

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (vHIgi)

267 The best post-Connery Bond movie was "The Rock."

Discuss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2023 04:50 PM

Nah.

Probably "The Man Who Would Be King:".

Though I've also always liked "Robin and Marion".

"Entrapment" was more fun than "The Rock".

"Zardoz" deserves some kind of recognition. Not exactly sure for what though.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (QzZeQ)

268 Next they'll be remaking Die Hard series with Melissa McCarthy and she'll get stuck in the heating ducts.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (+oR7L)

Did you not see "Spy"?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:14 PM (4I/2K)

I thought Spy was really good. Glad I cam by it on accident flipping channels.

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (MNhXM)

269 He's making his own Warhammer shows.

Posted by: Oldcat

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Isn't he doing 40K?

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (krQz2)

270 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (vHIgi)

Dredd was awesome. Absolutely awesome. Torn between wanting a sequel or not.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (VNDll)

271 Why is James Bond still around anymore? I like most of the old-school Bond films, though they do get pretty campy at times...

Now they are just milking it for nostalgia's sake. I doubt any of my students (college freshman) know about Bond or care about his movies in any way.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2023 05:12 PM (YIVH2)


They sort of make money . So some people are willing to see them.
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2023 05:15 PM (hht4k)

The *used to*. Another trip back to that well and they may find the losses unconcealable.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:17 PM (eoQWY)

272 Damn! Let's face it. Connery was good in a lot of very good movies.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 25, 2023 05:17 PM (BdMk6)

273 Ace, he's now called James Thong.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 25, 2023 05:17 PM (h/xVB)

274 So what does a girl have to do to get laid around here?
Posted by: Miss Moneypenny at October 25, 2023 05:09 PM (sWM8x)
.........

Sammiches and beer. Sammiches and beer.

Posted by: wth at October 25, 2023 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

275 Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (MNhXM)

It was ok but, for me, Jason Statham pushed it over the top. He was hilarious.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:17 PM (VNDll)

276 We're Going to "Modernize" James Bond Again for Today's "Evolving Male"

Yay!

Posted by: Faggotry Forever! at October 25, 2023 05:17 PM (roH4R)

277 Bond. Jugdish Bond.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:18 PM (4I/2K)

278 I frankly don't get why people fall for this crap of somebody picking up a late author's stuff, and pretending to continue it. I figured out that it leads to shit early; when I read the later Oz books.

When was the last time it worked? Ariosto?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 25, 2023 05:18 PM (brAQZ)

279
Broccoli and Asparagus stunk the place up.
Posted by: wth

It smells when I pee!

-- Asparagus

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2023 05:19 PM (xG4kz)

280 Connery had a small part in The Longest Day.

Lot of movies.

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:19 PM (gmo/4)

281 I doubt any of my students (college freshman) know about Bond or care about his movies in any way.

My son saw "Skyfall" with Daniel Craig in the movie theatre with his dad and a Pierce Brosnan one at home-on DVD. He's also seen at least one Sean Connery too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2023 05:19 PM (RSbhh)

282 Bud Light. Shaken not stirred.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 25, 2023 05:19 PM (h/xVB)

283 270 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (vHIgi)

Dredd was awesome. Absolutely awesome. Torn between wanting a sequel or not.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (VNDll)

Agreed. The only reason I'd want a sequel is because that might get Urban the exposure he deserves. He's solid.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2023 05:19 PM (HIPxn)

284 James Bond

will return in

Hymens are Forever

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 25, 2023 05:19 PM (44ww/)

285 I frankly don't get why people fall for this crap of somebody picking up a late author's stuff, and pretending to continue it. I figured out that it leads to shit early; when I read the later Oz books.

When was the last time it worked? Ariosto?
Posted by: Eeyore at October 25, 2023 05:18 PM (brAQZ)

It usually doesn't work when the actual author picks up stuff and tries to continue it.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:19 PM (eoQWY)

286 I'm sensing the EV balloon is about to pop.

EV excitement is about to become the new Tulip panic. Collapse followed by even more collapse at an increasing, terminal velocity.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 25, 2023 05:09 PM (aXxgO)
__________________

I have the same sense.

Liberal acquaintance: "I just bought an EV, and can drive to LA without gasoline!"

Me: "But can you drive BACK?"

He's too stupid to anticipate that in a few years EVs will be white elephants with zero resale value, because any prospective used EV buyer will need to replace the batteries (>$10,000).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:20 PM (YqDXo)

287 Sean Connery was in a blink and you'll miss him scene in 'The Longest Day'. Had a funny line about only the Irish can play the pipes.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2023 05:20 PM (sAmhv)

288 I didn't know who Garrett Dillahunt was until I saw Looper. He wasn't in it for long, but he left an impression even then.


Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (HIPxn)

Watch "The Assassination of Jesse James, etc." He's good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 05:20 PM (T/Lqj)

289 Out

Goldfinger

In

Gold shower

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:20 PM (uNjhb)

290 "Zardoz" deserves some kind of recognition. Not exactly sure for what though.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (QzZeQ)
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I found Zardoz oddly compelling. Once you get past Connery's ridiculous outfit, there is a surprising depth to the movie...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2023 05:20 PM (YIVH2)

291
Pinto Bond
Flounder Bond

The "Animal House" X "James Bond"
cinematic universe is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2023 05:20 PM (xG4kz)

292 Karl Urban too
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:13 PM (vHIgi)

Oooo, more yummy....throw in a large dash of Aidan Turner and you've got a deal.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 25, 2023 05:20 PM (6xRrr)

293 >>James Bond Producer: We're Going to "Modernize" James Bond Again for Today's "Evolving Male"


which means Bond is gay now

I'm probably not the first to suggest this here

Posted by: DB - at October 25, 2023 05:21 PM (geLO8)

294 Darby O'Gill and the Little People

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 05:21 PM (krQz2)

295 @199 His name in the Highlander was Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez. Doesn't get more Spanish Scotsman than that.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 25, 2023 05:21 PM (pIx7m)

296 James Bond

will return in

"Monkeypox"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:21 PM (YqDXo)

297 So what does a girl have to do to get laid around here?
Posted by: Miss Moneypenny at October 25, 2023 05:09 PM (sWM8x)

Show us yer tits!

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at October 25, 2023 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

298 Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (MNhXM)

It was ok but, for me, Jason Statham pushed it over the top. He was hilarious.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:17 PM (VNDll)

I think they all did a good job. Serafinowicz was great as Aldo. The interaction between McCarthy and the woman villain was hilarious.

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 05:21 PM (MNhXM)

299 RE: Daniel Craig... I saw an ad for his mystery show. I can't remember the name... "Anus Detective," maybe? Anyway, I burst out laughing at his "Southern accent." He sounds like Foghorn Leghorn caught monkeypox.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:21 PM (0FoWg)

300 Will the movie set have an on site proctologist?

Posted by: torabora at October 25, 2023 05:21 PM (YV6OM)

301 The evs are not a thing, it is tesla, Toyota, that's it the rest are just garbage barges nobody wants

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:22 PM (uNjhb)

302 James Bond

will return in

"From Gaza with Love"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

303 "Possibly Controversial around here: James Bond doesn't work in the 21th century. He's a relic of the cold war era.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously "

I think you're right, and what I would love to see is a Bond television show that is a cold war period piece that sticks closely to the books.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 25, 2023 05:22 PM (ou9hh)

304 Connery had a small part in The Longest Day.

Lot of movies.

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:19 PM (gmo/4)

Not that small, he was Colonel Frost of the Brit Airborne troops that actually got to one side of the actual bridge "too far" and were cut off and wiped out/surrendered.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:22 PM (eoQWY)

305 Speaking of cinematic butchery --

I made it through about 15 or 20 minutes of the Murphy-Wilson I SPY many moons ago. A lot of the series still holds up (for me, anyway -- YMMV), but how that movie ever got released is beyond me. I hope Robert Culp's ghost is haunting everyone involved.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 25, 2023 05:22 PM (a/4+U)

306 Anus Galore.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 25, 2023 05:22 PM (pIx7m)

307 Bah, misread the movie title. Never mind.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:23 PM (eoQWY)

308 Dredd was awesome. Absolutely awesome. Torn between wanting a sequel or not.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:16 PM (VNDll)


Fun movie. Too bad no sequel. Olivia Thirlby was pretty hot.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2023 05:23 PM (sAmhv)

309 Anus Galore.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert

Snort

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 25, 2023 05:23 PM (17s+e)

310 Will the movie set have an on site proctologist?
Posted by: torabora at October 25, 2023 05:21 PM (YV6OM)
______________

You mean a certified, professional one, or an amateur one?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:23 PM (YqDXo)

311 How feminine do you want to make this traditionally masculine character?"

He'll be FABULOUS!!!

Posted by: Louie four fingers at October 25, 2023 05:23 PM (FjYaO)

312 >James Bond

will return in



Strap-ons Are Forever

Posted by: DB - at October 25, 2023 05:23 PM (geLO8)

313 Not that small, he was Colonel Frost of the Brit Airborne troops that actually got to one side of the actual bridge "too far" and were cut off and wiped out/surrendered.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:22 PM (eoQWY)


That was A Bridge Too Far

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:23 PM (gmo/4)

314 I found Zardoz oddly compelling. Once you get past Connery's ridiculous outfit, there is a surprising depth to the movie...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2023 05:20 PM (YIVH2)

True. And lots of boobs.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 25, 2023 05:24 PM (BdMk6)

315 Drive: "Supposedly there is an Edge of Tomorrow sequel in the works. Expect this one to be more girl powery."

Which is fine because the co-star was established as heroic de novo. They aren't redefining the male, just, presumably, enhancing the role of the female.

That's the proper template. Create new heroes with their own, novel backstory.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 25, 2023 05:24 PM (aXxgO)

316 James Bond

will return in

"Dr. Maybe"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:24 PM (YqDXo)

317 Balls. Jane Balls.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 25, 2023 05:24 PM (krqg6)

318 There was a rumor that Cavill and Nolan would make two 60s era Bond movies, which I was skeptical of.

My jaded doom-sense paid off, because a day later there was a spy themed trailer for a new ?netflix? show that Cavill played a role in. The trailer reminded me of that latest Sandra Bullock movie. Cavill had a ridiculous haircut.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 25, 2023 05:24 PM (44ww/)

319 In Zardoz, Zed gets all the chicks. They love him.

Posted by: torabora at October 25, 2023 05:24 PM (YV6OM)

320 Not that small, he was Colonel Frost of the Brit Airborne troops that actually got to one side of the actual bridge "too far" and were cut off and wiped out/surrendered.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:22 PM (eoQWY)
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That's "A Bridge Too Far." Anthony Hopkins was Col. Frost; Connery was Gen. Urquhart.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 25, 2023 05:24 PM (ScR16)

321 So what does a girl have to do to get laid around here?
Posted by: Miss Moneypenny at October 25, 2023 05:09 PM (sWM8x)

Show us yer tits!
Posted by: guy

Is it fair to think your parents did not sign the seed permission forms for you,
because that is just second base not a homer

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:24 PM (uNjhb)

322 I'm curious who some of the new Bond Girlz will be. I guess Pussy Galore will come back as. A tranny stripper.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 25, 2023 05:24 PM (h/xVB)

323 --
I found Zardoz oddly compelling. Once you get past Connery's ridiculous outfit, there is a surprising depth to the movie...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at

Had to be some silly bet between producers on that one - Bet you I can make Sean Connery wear a ridiculus gay costume in his next movie.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2023 05:24 PM (cOq4q)

324 Bloefeld and Odd Job characters will merge.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:24 PM (4I/2K)

325 >James Bond

will return in


Buttfinger

Posted by: DB - at October 25, 2023 05:25 PM (geLO8)

326 Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2023 05:23 PM (sAmhv)

Good call. She was. And I believed her character and the forever legendary Avon Barksdale makes a solid appearance

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:25 PM (VNDll)

327 I guess the disastrous debut of the next 007 in the form of an unlikable black lesbian in the last Bond film made the franchise rethink their choice and decide they need to see if they can find a different affirmative action Bond.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 25, 2023 05:25 PM (z5vMw)

328 He died. Don't start deadnaming James Bond.

Posted by: Roy at October 25, 2023 05:25 PM (z+ik4)

329 Not that small, he was Colonel Frost of the Brit Airborne troops that actually got to one side of the actual bridge "too far" and were cut off and wiped out/surrendered.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:22 PM (eoQWY)

That was A Bridge Too Far
Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:23 PM (gmo/4)
_______________

A Bridge Too Far? I thought that that was about Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

330
"A Bridge Tofu"

The "A Bridge Too Far" X "Bridge Over the River Kwai" cinematic universe is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2023 05:25 PM (xG4kz)

331 Oddlookingpussy

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 05:26 PM (MNhXM)

332 Bond is the hero in Dr. Hole.

Posted by: torabora at October 25, 2023 05:26 PM (YV6OM)

333 290 I found Zardoz oddly compelling. Once you get past Connery's ridiculous outfit, there is a surprising depth to the movie...

it's funny because connery stared so deeply into the crystal that he got stuck inside it

Posted by: anachronda at October 25, 2023 05:26 PM (wd1yU)

334 Dredd was awesome. Absolutely awesome. Torn between wanting a sequel or not.

*******************

Much better than the original but way too many psychedelic timewarp scenes I had to fast forward through. Other than that Karl Urban really did the character justice since he was a fan of the comics as well

Yes I made a pun. I knew you'd say that.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at October 25, 2023 05:26 PM (VTu1l)

335 Regarding g things that disappoint,, in n out burger

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:26 PM (uNjhb)

336 Octopenis

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2023 05:26 PM (bs+z0)

337 Fishskinpussy

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:26 PM (0FoWg)

338 In the last 20 years, men have become more effeminate and gay.

1920s men say hello. Seriously. They gave women the vote, then also wore paper hats while Prohibition was enacted.

Posted by: History at October 25, 2023 05:26 PM (r/uUB)

339 James Bond

will return in

Thunderdick

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:26 PM (gmo/4)

340 His new arch-nemesis with be Penis Galore.

Posted by: Roy at October 25, 2023 05:27 PM (z+ik4)

341 James Bond in: Monkeyraper.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 25, 2023 05:27 PM (T/Lqj)

342 His name in the Highlander was Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez. Doesn't get more Spanish Scotsman than that.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 25, 2023 05:21 PM (pIx7m)
---
Read the character bio. Ramírez is just the family name he takes when passing himself off in Spain.

Before this he lived in Japan, and before than Egypt where he was born thousands of years before (at least in the movie).

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 05:27 PM (krQz2)

343 >James Bond

will return in


Buttfinger
Posted by: DBv

Make that
Brownfinger -or- Stinkfinger

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2023 05:27 PM (cOq4q)

344 Poonfaker

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 25, 2023 05:27 PM (tRqjv)

345 Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at October 25, 2023 05:26 PM (VTu1l)

I understood why they did it. Drug was called SlowMo.

I did enjoy watch MaMa drop to her death on it.

Yeah I dig the pun

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:27 PM (VNDll)

346 Not that small, he was Colonel Frost of the Brit Airborne troops that actually got to one side of the actual bridge "too far" and were cut off and wiped out/surrendered.
Posted by: Oldcat


The Longest Day came out in 1960. Probably one of Connery's first roles. The Bridge Too Far was in the late 70s and Connery was pretty well iconic by then.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2023 05:27 PM (sAmhv)

347 Wasn't never say never a thunderbal redo ?????

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:28 PM (uNjhb)

348 What would to remove Turkey from NATO alliance?
They lots of intel can get into the wring hands, but the whi can guarantee that it doesn't not now?

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2023 05:28 PM (hht4k)

349 You Only Assign Your Gender Twice

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:28 PM (0FoWg)

350 Urban was in a great television series they canceled after one season. I guess it was just too good to continue.

Almost Human.

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 05:28 PM (MNhXM)

351 Will the movie set have an on site proctologist?

I'm not a doctor but I'll take a look at it.

Posted by: James Bond at October 25, 2023 05:28 PM (Vu7A1)

352 Only James Bond can stop ...

The Moonraper.

(yes I stole that from Kevin Smith)

Posted by: spindrift at October 25, 2023 05:28 PM (AUkrG)

353 "A Bridge Tofu"

The "A Bridge Too Far" X "Bridge Over the River Kwai" cinematic universe is gonna be lit!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2023 05:25 PM (xG4kz)

One set of Brits blocking a bridge, another set building one....

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:28 PM (eoQWY)

354 1920s men say hello. Seriously. They gave women the vote, then also wore paper hats while Prohibition was enacted.

**************

Odd trivia I learned about that, apparently only 4% of women wanted the right to vote then, because they didn't want to pay taxes

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at October 25, 2023 05:28 PM (VTu1l)

355 A Bridge Too Far? I thought that that was about Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:25 PM (YqDXo)


Bridge of Spies

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:29 PM (gmo/4)

356 I'm curious who some of the new Bond Girlz will be. I guess Pussy Galore will come back as. A tranny stripper.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 25, 2023 05:24 PM (h/xVB)

"Bonus Hole" just kind of writes itself for the "new Bond girl's" name, doesn't it?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 25, 2023 05:29 PM (QzZeQ)

357 Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 05:27 PM (krQz2)

Thanks. Cool history.

I showed my wife this movie, we grew up on the awesome TV show, and she enjoyed it.

Adrian Paul was a great McCloud and Highlander.

Discuss.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:29 PM (VNDll)

358 Dredd was awesome. Absolutely awesome. Torn between wanting a sequel or not.

*******************

Much better than the original but way too many psychedelic timewarp scenes I had to fast forward through. Other than that Karl Urban really did the character justice since he was a fan of the comics as well

Yes I made a pun. I knew you'd say that.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at October 25, 2023 05:26 PM (VTu1l)
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Still want to see him riding around Megacity on his Lawmaster, like most of the comics and very little of the movies.

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 05:29 PM (krQz2)

359 What's old is new again. And a shemale.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 25, 2023 05:29 PM (h/xVB)

360 Almost Human.

************

Don't scan my balls again!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at October 25, 2023 05:29 PM (VTu1l)

361 >James Bond

will return in



You Only Pitch Twice

Posted by: DB - at October 25, 2023 05:29 PM (geLO8)

362 I did enjoy watch MaMa drop to her death on it.

Yeah I dig the pun
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:27 PM (VNDll)

She looked better in Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 05:29 PM (MNhXM)

363 They have already put the Bond theme song to the Hamas paraglider attack.

Posted by: torabora at October 25, 2023 05:30 PM (YV6OM)

364 I did enjoy watch MaMa drop to her death on it.

********************

Funny enough that was the only drug scene I didn't fast forward through

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at October 25, 2023 05:30 PM (VTu1l)

365 When women got the vote, voting also required you to be a member of the fire brigade

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:30 PM (uNjhb)

366 >James Bond

will return in


For Your Guys Only

Posted by: DB - at October 25, 2023 05:30 PM (geLO8)

367 Posted by: History at October 25, 2023 05:26 PM (r/uUB)

I'm so glad that there's at least one post a day where the fall of America can be directly connected to giving women the vote. It makes for some consistency here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2023 05:30 PM (RSbhh)

368 Octopenis
Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2023 05:26 PM (bs+z0)

You wish.

Posted by: Quadropenis at October 25, 2023 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

369 Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at October 25, 2023 05:30 PM (VTu1l)

Lulz provided.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:30 PM (VNDll)

370 Bond. Jugdish Bond.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:18 PM (4I/2K)

Ken, Lonny, I'd like you to meet Mohammet, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.

Posted by: Neidermeyer at October 25, 2023 05:30 PM (R/m4+)

371 James Bond

will return in

"You Only Transition Twice"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

372 James Bond will return in


Man Country Assassin

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:31 PM (4I/2K)

373 Miss Trannypussy.

Posted by: Louie four fingers at October 25, 2023 05:31 PM (FjYaO)

374 James Bond

will return in

AIDS are forever

Posted by: Beartooth at October 25, 2023 05:31 PM (TDQgG)

375 This would fall under the heading of “so what.”

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at October 25, 2023 05:31 PM (9X60i)

376 I'm so glad that there's at least one post a day where the fall of America can be directly connected to giving women the vote. It makes for some consistency here.

***************

Well, the fact can't be avoided that in every election in the past century, if you omit the women vote no democrat would ever win

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at October 25, 2023 05:32 PM (VTu1l)

377 I'm so glad that there's at least one post a day where the fall of America can be directly connected to giving women the vote. It makes for some consistency here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And... how does that make you feel?

Posted by: Young Dr. Jung at October 25, 2023 05:32 PM (cPGH3)

378 I'm so glad that there's at least one post a day where the fall of America can be directly connected to giving women the vote. It makes for some consistency here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2023 05:30 PM (RSbhh)
______________

Without the female vote Democrats would never be elected.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

379 I'm so glad that there's at least one post a day where the fall of America can be directly connected to giving women the vote. It makes for some consistency here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2023 05:30 PM (RSbhh
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It was men who made that mistake, so, not sure what you're getting at...

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 25, 2023 05:32 PM (z5vMw)

380 The Spy Who Misgendered Me

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:32 PM (vHIgi)

381 What would to remove Turkey from NATO alliance?
They lots of intel can get into the wring hands, but the whi can guarantee that it doesn't not now?
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2023 05:28 PM (hht4k)

I think the Turks have the second largest army of any NATO member. NATO will not cut them loose lest they look even more pathetic than they are.

Now, the Turks deciding NATO is dead weight? I think they probably are already as they perfer playing both sides in the Ukraine war. But I wouldn't be shocked if they move into the "Global South" sometime.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:32 PM (eoQWY)

382 You Only Transition Twice"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

:-)

Posted by: Louie four fingers at October 25, 2023 05:32 PM (FjYaO)

383 "Live and Let Dilate"

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 25, 2023 05:32 PM (DTX3h)

384 Missed it by that >< much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

385 >James Bond

will return in


Underballs

Posted by: DB - at October 25, 2023 05:33 PM (geLO8)

386 Kwai Me A River

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 25, 2023 05:33 PM (krqg6)

387 On His Majesty's Secret Cervix

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:33 PM (4I/2K)

388 The Spy Who Misgendered Me

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:32 PM (vHIgi)


Nice!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 25, 2023 05:33 PM (QzZeQ)

389 Huh. I've been banned.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:33 PM (NRikN)

390 I'm so glad that there's at least one post a day where the fall of America can be directly connected to giving women the vote. It makes for some consistency here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2023 05:30 PM (RSbhh
------

It was men who made that mistake, so, not sure what you're getting at...


Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 25, 2023 05:32 PM (z5vMw)

Women resisted getting the vote for a long time. It took promising them they won't be drafted or called up for posse work to get them to give in.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:33 PM (eoQWY)

391 Or have I?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:33 PM (NRikN)

392 Craig, however, sucks as Bond. I'm not a lady, but I can't imagine any woman thinks he looks sexier than Brosnan, let alone all the woke, beta, soy action and plot lines in his films.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 25, 2023 04:40 PM (JCZqz)

Craig looks to be shorter than Tom Cruise, if that's possible without reaching midget status.

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 25, 2023 05:34 PM (yACxx)

393 On His Majesty's Secret Cervix
Posted by: Count de Monet

LOL

*looks at King Charles*

ROFL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:34 PM (vHIgi)

394 Weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:34 PM (NRikN)

395 It is important to note that women were given the vote, they did not earn it. It is similarly important to note the differences between America, with gb, nz, aus, and cn, which did not win but were given freedom.

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:34 PM (uNjhb)

396 Huh. I've been banned.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:33 PM (NRikN)

All that talk of sending dick pics to your former grade school teachers. Word got around.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:34 PM (4I/2K)

397 James Bond in... Poonfaker.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:34 PM (NRikN)

398 James Bond

will return in


Buttfinger
Posted by: DBv

Make that
Brownfinger -or- Stinkfinger
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2023 05:27 PM (cOq4q)

His romantic interest will be Tess Tickle.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 25, 2023 05:34 PM (BdMk6)

399 Craig looks like an agent of SMERSH

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:34 PM (vHIgi)

400 It was men who made that mistake, so, not sure what you're getting at...

*******************

We mock the soyboys, but they will be the end of us

History will remember America's downfall coming not from a superior enemy with massive firepower and the will to win a bloody war, but from the legion of simps sipping soy lattes while sporting a manbun and sockless loafers.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at October 25, 2023 05:35 PM (VTu1l)

401 Not that small, he was Colonel Frost of the Brit Airborne troops that actually got to one side of the actual bridge "too far" and were cut off and wiped out/surrendered.

Anthony Hopkins was the original. Connery played Maj. Gen. Urquhart. Very ironic, as the junior officer dismissed for showing Boy Browning intel was also named Urquhart. Brian Urquhart.

Posted by: History at October 25, 2023 05:36 PM (r/uUB)

402 Just remember, it's pronounced 'Poocy' Galore

Posted by: DB - at October 25, 2023 05:36 PM (geLO8)

403 uh. I've been banned. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

************

Did you see a barrel?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at October 25, 2023 05:36 PM (VTu1l)

404 *looks at King Charles*

ROFL
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:34 PM (vHIgi)

You got exactly what was going thru my mind.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:36 PM (4I/2K)

405 Tom Cruise's Mission Impossible movies are better Bond movies than any of the Craig ones

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2023 05:36 PM (vHIgi)

406 Jake Novak @jakejakeny 18m
BREAKING NOW: my sources tell me several Jewish students @cooperunion are currently locked in the school library as a pro Hamas rally outside of the cooper Union building learnt the Jews were afraid and sitting in the library, then brought the protest inside and are barricading all exits. Police have been called for 40 min and are afraid to get involved. Security locked the students in as they are worried they cannot protect the Jews rn ['right now', I assume]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 25, 2023 05:37 PM (krqg6)

407 uh. I've been banned. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


What was it like? Out there?

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:37 PM (gmo/4)

408 It is interesting that women citizens are fine having every right but not as many responsibilities

Posted by: N at October 25, 2023 05:37 PM (uNjhb)

409 I showed my wife this movie, we grew up on the awesome TV show, and she enjoyed it.

Adrian Paul was a great McCloud and Highlander.

Discuss.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:29 PM (VNDll)

My brother had a bunch of VCRs of them i watched but I couldn't get over the time he was at Waterloo and there was snow. In Belgium. In June.

I can buy immortal sword carrying supermen. But not that.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:37 PM (eoQWY)

410 James Bondwill return in

Sphincter

Posted by: Beartooth at October 25, 2023 05:38 PM (TDQgG)

411 If the Hamas students behead the Jewish students it will be evidence that Israel needs to surrender before any more Americans get killed justifiably.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:38 PM (NRikN)

412 BREAKING NOW: my sources tell me several Jewish students @cooperunion are currently locked in the school library as a pro Hamas rally outside of the cooper Union building learnt the Jews were afraid and sitting in the library, then brought the protest inside and are barricading all exits. Police have been called for 40 min and are afraid to get involved. Security locked the students in as they are worried they cannot protect the Jews rn ['right now', I assume]
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 25, 2023 05:37 PM (krqg6)

Tell them the people outside are Trump supporters and taxpayers. That will get the cops moving.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:39 PM (eoQWY)

413 Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at October 25, 2023 05:35 PM (VTu1l)

Paying for some wildabeasts only fans.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:39 PM (VNDll)

414 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 25, 2023 05:37 PM (krqg6)

What university?

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 05:39 PM (MNhXM)

415 Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:37 PM (eoQWY)

Lmfao fair enough. Fair enough.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:39 PM (VNDll)

416
Huh. I've been banned.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:33 PM

If you haven't yet you're holding back. I sometimes take my little time-outs as a badge of honor while some people 'catch up'.

Not naming names.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 25, 2023 05:39 PM (enJYY)

417 Paying for some wildabeasts only fans.

************

hey hey HEY

she is NOT a wildabeast! *stomps foot*

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at October 25, 2023 05:40 PM (VTu1l)

418 "my sources tell me several Jewish students @cooperunion are currently locked in the school library as a pro Hamas rally outside of the cooper Union building learnt the Jews were afraid and sitting in the library, then brought the protest inside and are barricading all exits. "

You know, they could fix this by throwing the Student Code Of Conduct at the "protesters".

That usually calls for the expulsion of students who commit violence against other students.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 25, 2023 05:40 PM (ou9hh)

419 >Huh. I've been banned.


me too

Posted by: DB - at October 25, 2023 05:41 PM (geLO8)

420 Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:37 PM (eoQWY)

Lmfao fair enough. Fair enough.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:39 PM (VNDll)

But aside from that I thought it was a very well done show.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2023 05:42 PM (eoQWY)

421 Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Blackpilled and Longing for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at October 25, 2023 05:40 PM (VTu1l)

Apologies to the wildabeasts of the world.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 25, 2023 05:42 PM (VNDll)

422 You know, they could fix this by throwing the Student Code Of Conduct at the "protesters".

That usually calls for the expulsion of students who commit violence against other students.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 25, 2023 05:40 PM (ou9hh)

And no refunds of tuition, housing, food plans, parking passes. All forfeited.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:42 PM (4I/2K)

423 Oops--there's a NOOD.

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2023 05:42 PM (krQz2)

424 All these college students screaming death to the Jews; are the students of Professor John Gill? Or is there a Melakon?

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2023 05:43 PM (gmo/4)

425 You know, they could fix this by throwing the Student Code Of Conduct at the "protesters".

That usually calls for the expulsion of students who commit violence against other students.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 25, 2023 05:40 PM (ou9hh)

And no refunds of tuition, housing, food plans, parking passes. All forfeited.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:42 PM (4I/2K)
______________

Bad conduct discharge.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2023 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

426 "And no refunds of tuition, housing, food plans, parking passes. All forfeited.
Posted by: Count de Monet"

Yup. I do believe that it would also render null and void any student visas the participants might be in possession of.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 25, 2023 05:43 PM (ou9hh)

427 That usually calls for the expulsion of students who commit violence against other students.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 25, 2023 05:40 PM (ou9hh)

When Hamas does it, it's just self-defense. Those Jews are Jewish and it endangers Hamas with all that Jewing and whatnot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2023 05:43 PM (0FoWg)

428
Right now single women are deciding elections over their support for abortion without limits.

Show me on the doll Constitution were the man touched you.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 25, 2023 05:44 PM (enJYY)

429 I assume...

The Cooper Union for the Advancement of Science and Art (Cooper Union) is a private college at Cooper Square in New York City. Peter Cooper founded the institution in 1859 after learning about the government-supported École Polytechnique in France.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 25, 2023 05:45 PM (krqg6)

430 Hah I lived in NYC at one time and never heard of Cooper Union. That’s living in a bubble.

Posted by: Drive by at October 25, 2023 05:45 PM (MNhXM)

431 >>Democrat Jamaal Bowman criminally CHARGED for pulling the fire alarm on Capitol Hill


misdemeanor
$10 fine
next case!

Posted by: DB - at October 25, 2023 05:45 PM (geLO8)

432 Yup. I do believe that it would also render null and void any student visas the participants might be in possession of.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 25, 2023 05:43 PM (ou9hh)

What a shame. Anyways . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2023 05:45 PM (4I/2K)

433 Almost Human.

belated sequel to the '70s future cop starring ernest borgnine

Posted by: anachronda at October 25, 2023 05:46 PM (wd1yU)

434 BREAKING NOW: my sources tell me several Jewish students @cooperunion are currently locked in the school library as a pro Hamas rally outside of the cooper Union building learnt the Jews were afraid and sitting in the library, then brought the protest inside and are barricading all exits. Police have been called for 40 min and are afraid to get involved. Security locked the students in as they are worried they cannot protect the Jews rn ['right now', I assume]
Posted by: andycanuck

They are going to unbox and start playing a game that they really haven't thought out. And then they are going to be crying when everyone else starts playing the game.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2023 05:46 PM (nMHw5)

435 It will be the end of Bond

Posted by: Gonzotx at October 25, 2023 05:48 PM (MwHgU)

436 I can fix the Bond franchise!

Frankenpussy, starring Laverne Cox as Jane Bond.

It’ll be fantastic!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Arik at October 25, 2023 06:06 PM (Y2NGV)

437 Looking forward to Jane Bulge’s new caper “Thunderballs.”

Posted by: Ernst Stavro Blowme at October 25, 2023 06:07 PM (2IUKn)

438 “Barbara Broccoli”

Anyone else hearing Dana Carvey echo through their skull?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Arik at October 25, 2023 06:10 PM (Y2NGV)

439 It took me ages to accept Roger Moore as Bond. I never watched any Bond movies after him.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 25, 2023 06:14 PM (Mzdiz)

440 How can you post "I've been banned" if you're banned?

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2023 06:15 PM (NLIak)

441 They actually used the word diversity? That's just sad.

Bond is over.

Posted by: PJ at October 25, 2023 06:21 PM (G1dq6)

442 The thing I don't understand is why the producers don't expand the Bond universe, and tell the stories of other double-0 agents. Fell free to tell the stories of all these gay, trans agents of color, there's plenty of other numbers. See how they do, and leave Bond alone.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 25, 2023 06:23 PM (k6uu5)

443 "Bond is over."

All things must pass. But we'll always have Sean Connery - though I strongly suggest getting the DVDs before they're tossed down the memory hole.

Posted by: Nemo at October 25, 2023 06:59 PM (S6ArX)

444 My first test for anyone playing Bond is whether or not they can project the license to kill. Are they sufficiently predatory that they could kill at any time necessary? In some ways, Craig was a more thuggish Bond and better at portraying a killer in their majesty’s service than most.

Posted by: Advo at October 25, 2023 07:49 PM (VHN21)

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Posted by: lenin at October 26, 2023 01:27 AM (v/h8E)

446 Dear Whoever Owns the Bond Franchise;
You are a Hog farmer; you are in the Pork business; Hams, Bacon, Ribs, Pickled Pigs Feet and Hocks.
This is what has made your predecessors richer than Midas, cranking out year after year of good tasty bacon and lard.
You are not painting the Sistine Chapel, you aren't going to be enriched by "reimagining" the Mona Lisa.
Just find another Craig, Connery, Moore or Brosnan, make another flick like your daddy did and find a bank large enough to hold the cash.

Posted by: WALTER A ADAMS at October 26, 2023 08:02 AM (7mBVz)

447 >sometimes series take a "back to the basics" approach, too. And that usually works out well for them.

Since the black and white beginning of Casino Royale I've thought the best thing the Bond series could do is go back to the Cold War and do hard-as-nails assassination spy drama. Bond is absolutely a relic of a different time. That's a strength. Run with it. It's working for the Yellowstone franchise.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at October 26, 2023 09:28 AM (/0tPK)

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