Stephen Colbert's Unfunny Vaccine-Propaganda Show Pulled From the Air As Colbert... Recovers from Covid... Again

Gee guys I sure hope he's okay.

The Late Show was not on the air last night as a result of Stephen Colbert's Covid diagnosis and it has now emerged that he's taking the rest of the week off.
Colbert contracted Covid earlier this week and started off by hosting a show at home -- much like he did during the pandemic. However, the CBS show was pulled yesterday and has also been pulled for the rest of the week.
"Sorry to say, per doctor's orders, I'm going to be out for the rest of the week. Resting up so that I can deliver the hand crafted, artisanal talk show that we so enjoy serving you. In the meantime, a heady blend of Paxlovid and onions in my socks (thank you, Fallon) will be rebuilding my immune system," Colbert said.

He's aggressively unfunny. It's like he's doing a bit to see just how unfunny he can be before you call him on it.

It's all Dad Humor, if the dad in question is aggressively unfunny and only reads Salon.

The move affects guests including Rachel Maddow, who was due to appear yesterday....

Oh no.

Colbert himself had to pause production on The Late Show last year after testing positive in April and a recurrence in May.

So this is his third case of covid this year.

Run out and get your boosters, everyone!

Need some more good news? Here's some more good news. Unfunny dreary robotic liberal Jon Stewart has been fired by Apple because nobody watches him and no one even talks about him any more so they're paying a big amount of money for "prestige" which is simply no longer there.

Sexton quotes people with "knowledge of the situation" who claim Stewart was not fired over low ratings (though it's a fact that the show has low ratings, and everyone knows this ) but because there was a dispute between Stewart and Apple over what guests Stewart would have on. There is a suggestion that Stewart might have gotten into the China Situation, and Apple didn't like that.

Let me propose a cynical counter-theory: Apple fired him because no one is watching the show and no one is applauding Apple executives for keeping a low-rated show on the air. And the people "with knowledge of the situation" are Stewart's manager and agent, who are trying to spin it that Stewart was fired because of his Uncompromising Bravery and not because he's simply a spent force and failure who even liberals sneer is no longer funny and who sounds like a pompous asshole when he puffs himself up and claims that he's going to solve the world's problems.

"Fired for his uncompromising bravery" sounds rather better for Stewart, eh?

Unrelated, except it's about a boring clown with no audience appeal:

Remember this?

Greta Tardberg had to delete a pro-terrorist tweet when it was pointed out that her image contained an octopus, which is supposedly an antisemitic symbol for Jews controlling the world.

Viva Frei linked this picture as an example of an octopus used to represent Jewish control.

Okay just keep that in mind.

Pence wows 'em at a pharmacy.

And what's this?

We see you, Mike Pence.

I've never heard of the octopus thing before. I mean, it's the symbol of SPECTRE, yes, but they're not Jewish. It's kind of an age-old symbol for showing anyone you don't like controlling this or that:

All of this "this symbol means this and this hand gesture means that" stuff is tedious and pretty dumb.

But Tardberg is a stupid lunatic radical.

And it is weird that that octopus is so prominent in her picture. I mean, what's it doing there?

Update: Harry Paratestes (I just got that) says this was all a 4chan trolling operation aimed at Tardberg.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:23 PM

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1 I beat Sponge

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 23, 2023 04:22 PM (zjgNU)

2 Stephen Colbert has never been funny.

He's just been even more so since he got a talk-show.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 23, 2023 04:23 PM (zjgNU)

3 "I mean, what's it doing there?"

Being cute in a stuffed animalish kind of way?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 23, 2023 04:25 PM (ou9hh)

4 Pence, buddy, go home. You're done. Forever.

Posted by: nckate at October 23, 2023 04:25 PM (SnxUt)

5 "I've never heard of the octopus thing before."

I recall seeing an editorial cartoon in a textbook that used an octopus to represent "The Jews".

I also recall one representing Standard Oil, so it's a common someone controlling everything behind the scenes trope.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 23, 2023 04:26 PM (zjgNU)

6 >>>Being cute in a stuffed animalish kind of way?

in a free palestine propganda picture?

Tardberg often dresses much younger than her actual age so maybe this is her continued effort to LARP as a child when she's really like, what, 20 now?

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:27 PM (KRtlO)

7 Oh, look. I made that comment just as Ace updated the post to steal my comment before I posted it!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 23, 2023 04:27 PM (zjgNU)

8 From the last thread

If you run the numbers people with the clot shot are substantially more likely to get COVID.

Clot shot proponents argue its because people around COVID are more likely to get the COVID shot, but the data strongly implies the clot shot reduces your immune response to everything...including COVID.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2023 04:27 PM (XqcwY)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 23, 2023 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

10 I never found Co-bert funny

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2023 04:27 PM (fwDg9)

11 >>>> I've never heard of the octopus thing before. I mean, it's the symbol of SPECTRE, yes, but they're not Jewish.

You've never heard it before because it was 4chan trolling Greta Thunberg.

Just like they trolled people with the "okay" hand sign and the milk being a symbol of white supremacy.

Actually hilarious.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:27 PM (mj0Qp)

12 /Clown_nose = on

I hope he dies.

/Clown_nose = off

* tee-hee-hee! *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2023 04:27 PM (IG4Id)

13 This is the first time I have laughed at Stephen Colbert.

Posted by: huerfano at October 23, 2023 04:27 PM (Q4KYm)

14 >>>You've never heard it before because it was 4chan trolling Greta Thunberg.

oh, lol.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:28 PM (KRtlO)

15 the only thing colbert every did that was funny was Strangers With Candy, and that was a group effort.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:28 PM (KRtlO)

16 Is he tripled masked? With that he should be able to do a fucking talk show. How about he does the show in a bubble?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:28 PM (XetL6)

17 "Gee guys I sure hope his dick falls off and gets flushed down the toilet"

FIFY

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2023 04:28 PM (OTvdu)

18 i hope it's fatal for him this time...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2023 04:28 PM (KZaqS)

19 Colbert's immune system is like the southern border.

Posted by: huerfano at October 23, 2023 04:29 PM (Q4KYm)

20 Jon, sell clown nose comedy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.

Posted by: Apple at October 23, 2023 04:29 PM (aXxgO)

21 Greta has a forehead like an octopus so maybe it’s her mascot.

Posted by: Drive by at October 23, 2023 04:29 PM (MNhXM)

22 I don't think Colbert was ever a comedian, or claimed to be one.

He was a "correspondent" on the Daily Show back in the day where he was not funny. Then he had his own show on Comedy Central where he was also not funny. Then he got a show on the network where he continued to be Not Funny.

I don't think any of the current crop of late night hosts were ever actual stand up comedians. Not that it matters. It's clearly not comedy, it's just propaganda.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:29 PM (mj0Qp)

23 To me covid is not a thing. Hasn't been a thing for 2+ years. I never think about it, it never affects me. It's a non entity in my life.

And then I hear that so and so has covid and I'm like oh yeah covid is a thing still for some people. It's so bizarre that there are still people who almost 4 years later still are into it.

Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:29 PM (P5BwU)

24 >>>19 Colbert's immune system is like the southern border.

you misspelled "anus"

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:29 PM (KRtlO)

25 Didn't know Colbert was still doing a show, not that I've ever actually watched it.

So, anyway...........

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 23, 2023 04:29 PM (N3zMI)

26 Oof. Greta Thunberg grew up to be an ugly, unkempt man. Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2023 04:30 PM (OTvdu)

27 it was 4chan

lol

the octopus smushy things are very popular right now and Pippi Knownothing loves it and is autistic so she needs it near her for squooshes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2023 04:30 PM (AcWfM)

28 10 I never found Co-bert funny
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This is cuz he is a snarky wanker. The problem is he believes he is funny.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:30 PM (XetL6)

29 I am disappointed that the late night shows were able to come back at *all* after the writer's strike. I was hoping the multi-month absence would finally kill them off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 23, 2023 04:30 PM (d04cU)

30 He would have just had to cancel more shows if he hadn't taken The Jab.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 04:30 PM (krQz2)

31 oh, lol.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:28 PM (KRtlO)

they got her to apologize, delete the tweet, and claim that the she had to had an emotional support stuffed animal (or something similarly silly) due to her autism.

It really was a perfectly executed troll.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:30 PM (mj0Qp)

32 He's aggressively unfunny. It's like he's doing a bit to see just how unfunny he can be before you call him on it.

It's all Dad Humor, if the dad in question is aggressively unfunny and only reads Salon.
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Yeah - there is a real art to so-called "dad jokes" and they require some degree of timing and skill for the good ones.

Colbert doesn't have a single good one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 23, 2023 04:31 PM (d04cU)

33 So this is his third case of covid this year.
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This should be impossible. Either:
1. It wasn't COVID
2. Those "boosters" are really, really bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 23, 2023 04:31 PM (d04cU)

34 What is it with all these vaccinated idiots getting COVID 12 times?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2023 04:31 PM (OTvdu)

35 Greta's octopus is exactly like the one Pookette got at a town festival a few years ago. It's a plushie that can reverse and the other side has a happy face.

Sorry to torpedo the conspiracy theory!

Posted by: pookysgirl has a cousin who loves octopii at October 23, 2023 04:31 PM (dtlDP)

36 > And it is weird that that octopus is so prominent in her picture. I mean, what's it doing there?

It's her autistic comfort woobie. Seriously.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2023 04:31 PM (0N1h0)

37 Pretty sure Octopi are attracted to the smell of dead fish.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 04:31 PM (zDvF6)

38 I never found Co-bert funny
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2023

***
I recall he was mildly amusing in the "Mr. Goodwrench" commercials for GM long ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2023 04:32 PM (J2vNu)

39 4chan is 10x funnier than Colbert.

They should give the anon's their own late night TV show.

I think it would be pretty funny. And maybe would even encourage a few anons to go outside and see the real world.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:32 PM (mj0Qp)

40 I have to laugh at the Climate Justice Now poster with the terrorist flag hastily drawn in.

"We're protesting about what today?"

"I sent you a memo, Becky. Gawd. Read for once."

Posted by: spindrift at October 23, 2023 04:32 PM (AUkrG)

41 Colbert's immune system is like the southern border.

you misspelled "anus"
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:29 PM (KRtlO)

Anus's immune system is like the southern border?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 23, 2023 04:32 PM (zjgNU)

42 I do wonder what the longterm affects of having an mRNA-trashed immune system will be

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2023 04:32 PM (AcWfM)

43 I am disappointed that the late night shows were able to come back at *all* after the writer's strike.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

The strike is over? The strike in no way affected my life. The lack of a strike will have the same affect, I'm sure.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2023 04:32 PM (NReIw)

44 Let me propose a cynical counter-theory: Apple fired him because no one is watching the show and no one is applauding Apple executives for keeping a low-rated show on the air. And the people "with knowledge of the situation" are Stewart's manager and agent, who are trying to spin it that Stewart was fired because of his Uncompromising Bravery and not because he's simply a spent force and failure who even liberals sneer is no longer funny and who sounds like a pompous asshole when he puffs himself up and claims that he's going to solve the world's problems.
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You're a cynic, Ace. There's a reason you're right pretty often.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 23, 2023 04:32 PM (d04cU)

45 FREE PALESTINE in 2023 means Israel doesn't exist. Because "Palestine" is already free from Israeli occupation. Gaza and the West Bank are run by Arabs.

Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:32 PM (P5BwU)

46 We will know 4chan has hacked the entire experiment if Hamas starts using octopus symbols.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 23, 2023 04:32 PM (BjRpt)

47 >>This should be impossible. Either:
1. It wasn't COVID
2. Those "boosters" are really, really bad.

Still have not seen a single breakdown of the efficacy for the Testing.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 04:32 PM (zDvF6)

48 you misspelled "anus"

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:29 PM

Your anus keeps stuff in. The southern border and Colbert's immune systems don't keep anything out.

Posted by: huerfano at October 23, 2023 04:33 PM (Q4KYm)

49 HYDRA in the MCU is another sinister organization that used tentacled imagery in its branding, implying it had reach everywhere...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2023 04:33 PM (YIVH2)

50 All of this "this symbol means this and this hand gesture means that" stuff is tedious and pretty dumb.

But Tardberg is a stupid lunatic radical.
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Yup. They do this shit all the time, and it's almost always because they got duped by shitposters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 23, 2023 04:33 PM (d04cU)

51 If Greta Thunberg has autism she's clearly has the high functioning variety and I've never known anyone on the high end of the spectrum who needed a stuffed animal support friend at age 20.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2023 04:34 PM (IoGLG)

52 It's a ~~post turtle~~ furniture octopus. No one knows how it got there.

Except Greta Tardberg. 'Cause she's a check-boxing, Fascist puppet.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 23, 2023 04:34 PM (aXxgO)

53 46 We will know 4chan has hacked the entire experiment if Hamas starts using octopus symbols.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 23, 2023 04:32 PM (BjRpt)

Wouldn't shock me if Palestine had some anon's amongst the population who thought it was hilarious to insert octopus toys in pictures.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:34 PM (mj0Qp)

54 From the previous thread:

Remember me?
Posted by: Long Covid at October 23, 2023

***
Never met you. I've heard your name in certain circles, and it always makes me laugh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2023 04:34 PM (J2vNu)

55 the octopus smushy things are very popular right now and Pippi Knownothing loves it and is autistic so she needs it near her for squooshes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2023 04:30 PM (AcWfM)

Yup, 100 quatloos to you!

Posted by: pookysgirl knows that the USD is the real imaginary currency at October 23, 2023 04:34 PM (dtlDP)

56 55 the octopus smushy things are very popular right now and Pippi Knownothing loves it and is autistic so she needs it near her for squooshes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2023 04:30 PM (AcWfM)

Yup, 100 quatloos to you!
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This is poetry.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:35 PM (XetL6)

57 Remember me?
Posted by: Long Covid at October 23, 2023

***
Never met you. I've heard your name in certain circles, and it always makes me laugh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2023 04:34 PM (J2vNu)

Hey Ton', I got some of that Long Covid RIGHT HERE.

Posted by: Paulie Walnuts, grabbing his nuts at October 23, 2023 04:35 PM (mj0Qp)

58 Eh, the Nazis had better caricatures of Jews.

Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 04:35 PM (gmo/4)

59 HYDRA in the MCU is another sinister organization that used tentacled imagery in its branding, implying it had reach everywhere...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2023

***
Those parvenus. Our bird of prey symbol has stood the test of time!

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at October 23, 2023 04:36 PM (J2vNu)

60 I have to laugh at the Climate Justice Now poster with the terrorist flag hastily drawn in.

"We're protesting about what today?"

"I sent you a memo, Becky. Gawd. Read for once."
Posted by: spindrift at October 23, 2023 04:32 PM (AUkrG)
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One of the symbols on that sign is the Marxist black power fist colored like the Palestinian flag. She's obviously unaware that Hamas ain't too fond of blacks...

It's a near-perfect shitstorm of conflicting symbology there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2023 04:36 PM (YIVH2)

61 58 Eh, the Nazis had better caricatures of Jews.
Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 04:35 PM (gmo/4)

Say what you will about the Nazis, but they had some pretty good caricature artists on staff, amiright?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:36 PM (mj0Qp)

62 "What is it with all these vaccinated idiots getting COVID 12 times?"

No kidding. I had covid once. With no shots.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at October 23, 2023 04:36 PM (VMFAF)

63 I don't think any of the current crop of late night hosts were ever actual stand up comedians. Not that it matters. It's clearly not comedy, it's just propaganda.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:29 PM (mj0Qp)

Fallon was funny when he did snl, but that was actual comedy and not political. and it was a group so that probably helped him...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2023 04:36 PM (KZaqS)

64 It was some Gun Nut on Twitter Uneducated Hillbilly who posted about the octopus, because we are playing by their rules. He’s the one who dug up Taylor Lorenz (gay wonk) and how she scrubbed herself from the internet and Taylor asked Twitter to ban him and how rich all these playing at Reporters are.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 23, 2023 04:36 PM (dKiJG)

65 I kinda believe Jon Stewart on this. The cancellation of Season 3 was abrupt. If it was due to bad ratings, it wouldn't have been picked up for a 3rd season to begin with. I can see the scenario when Stewart wanted to talk about China (where Apple gets 20% of its revenue) and they said nope, you're out.

Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:37 PM (P5BwU)

66 Remember me?
Posted by: Long Covid at October 23, 2023

***
Never met you. I've heard your name in certain circles, and it always makes me laugh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2023 04:34 PM (J2vNu)

I recall reading that many of the symptoms of "long covid" are strangely consistent with the negative effects of extended masking....

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 23, 2023 04:37 PM (zjgNU)

67 Greta van Bleat looks like a young Tom Hamilton, bass guitarist for Aerosmith.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 23, 2023 04:37 PM (xPJvm)

68 I just figure it out. Greta looks like Greg Allman, only with a shorter beard.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2023 04:37 PM (ZSrej)

69 Fallon was funny when he did snl, but that was actual comedy and not political. and it was a group so that probably helped him...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2023 04:36 PM (KZaqS)

I think some of them were on sketch comedy shows (Colbert was in one in Chicago, if memory serves me), but that's not the same thing as being a comedian.

They're just actors reading other peoples lines.

Oh, and that said -- SNL has maybe had 10 funny skits in it's entire existence. I really don't get it why anyone likes SNL.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (mj0Qp)

70 >>>HYDRA in the MCU is another sinister organization that used tentacled imagery in its branding, implying it had reach everywhere...

yeah. They ripped off spectre. I saw that Hydra and its symbol came out just before the premiere of whichever bond movie first showed the octopus symbol, but of course there was pre-movie hype which almost certainly would have included the SPECTRE octopus ring. Like, in toys and stuff.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (KRtlO)

71 I do wonder what the longterm affects of having an mRNA-trashed immune system will be
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2023

***
Ack . . . gack . . . gasp . . .

Posted by: Vax Victims Everywhere at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (J2vNu)

72 Did S.M.E.R.S.H. have a symbol?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (IG4Id)

73 > If Greta Thunberg has autism she's clearly has the high functioning variety

Have you seen interviews with Greta? She's a wind up toy. Her parents are using her to live out their activism fantasies. Thunberg does OK if she's asked on topic questions on her little talking points, but as soon as any interviewer tries to humanize her by asking any personal chit chat questions, she has no idea what to say.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (0N1h0)

74 From what I've gleaned from utube shorts is those toy octopus can be turned inside out to show a either a happy face, or the frowning face the way it is in the pic with tardburg. I’m guessing used by teenage girls to let the people around them know if they are in a good mood or bad mood.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (vkY6e)

75 60 One of the symbols on that sign is the Marxist black power fist colored like the Palestinian flag. She's obviously unaware that Hamas ain't too fond of blacks...

It's a near-perfect shitstorm of conflicting symbology there...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2023 04:36 PM (YIVH2)

The left doesn't care. They still think they can unite every grievance group into killing "The Christofascists".

Posted by: XTC at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (sm6Pk)

76 For about 5 minutes Greta looked cute. She hit the wall at a record pace.

Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (P5BwU)

77 the symbol might have been mentioned in the books, too, in which case the Bond franchise has years and years and years on Hydra.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (KRtlO)

78 Colbert's immune system is like the southern border.

you misspelled "anus"
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:29 PM (KRtlO)

Anus's immune system is like the southern border?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 23, 2023 04:32 PM (zjgNU)

upon further review, the east german judge allows it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (KZaqS)

79 61 58 Eh, the Nazis had better caricatures of Jews.
Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 04:35 PM (gmo/4)

Say what you will about the Nazis, but they had some pretty good caricature artists on staff, amiright?
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And they dressed well.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (XetL6)

80 I recall reading that many of the symptoms of "long covid" are strangely consistent with the negative effects of extended masking....

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 23, 2023 04:37 PM (zjgNU)

And Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, which is highly correlated with AFWLs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (3Gtis)

81 Anyone remember the Rooftop / Welcome Aliens Party scene from Independence Day?

I would really love to see a modern day take/ spoof featuring the Queers for Palestine folks.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 04:39 PM (zDvF6)

82 And they dressed well.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (XetL6)

On that, we can all agree. Hugo Boss designed some great uniforms.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:39 PM (mj0Qp)

83 To paraphrase Wayne Campbell, "I thought I had Covid for a whole year, but it turns out I was just really bored."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 23, 2023 04:39 PM (xPJvm)

84 I remember a 'trust busting' picture from Theodore Roosevelt's time when he was after the 'Robber Barons' being an octopus.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2023 04:39 PM (bZgS1)

85 Wakey Wakey Ace.
The Octopus is famous.
Check out the book by Kenn Thomas on Danny Casolaro
and the PROMIS software: The Octopus: The Secret Government and Death of Danny Casolaro

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2023 04:39 PM (TGPs7)

86 There's an octopus contained in Anti-Jewish propaganda. It's a cartoon by Seppla, in the Holocaust Encyclopedia, United States Holocaust Memorial Museum

Tagged as propaganda cartoon by Seppla (Josef Plank) warning of a worldwide Jewish conspiracy. The cartoon depicts an octopus with a Star of David over its head and tentacles encompassing a globe. Germany, date uncertain.
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FYI - Library of Congress has Collection Photo, Print, Drawing Cartoons by Josef Plank "Seppla"
Original cartoons by Seppla, one of Germany's leading Nazi cartoonists, 1935-1945 (Of course, it's not alone in such a collection.)

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 23, 2023 04:39 PM (GshMh)

87 axeshully, Greta claimed the octopus is a common thing in the autistic community and that's why she had it. I've never heard this before but anything that makes her look as stupid as she is works for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2023 04:40 PM (ZLI7S)

88 >>For about 5 minutes Greta looked cute.

She's always looked like she has a healthy touch of the Downs.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 04:40 PM (zDvF6)

89 >>>72 Did S.M.E.R.S.H. have a symbol?

i think maybe it did, maybe involving a knife.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:40 PM (KRtlO)

90 oh here we freaking go

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2023 04:40 PM (AcWfM)

91 I recall reading that many of the symptoms of "long covid" are strangely consistent with the negative effects of extended masking....

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 23, 2023 04:37 PM (zjgNU)

And Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, which is highly correlated with AFWLs.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (3Gtis)

Yeah, it is pretty wild how everyone I know who has claimed to have Long Covid are the same people who have shit like fibromyalgia and ever shifting food allergies and undiagnosed auto immune diseases and PCOS and several cats and empty boxes of wine strewn about their apartments.

Not saying there's a causation there, but ...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:41 PM (mj0Qp)

92 It's a near-perfect shitstorm of conflicting symbology there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2023 04:36 PM (YIVH2)

Try this on for size if you are amused by conflicting symbology!

https://is.gd/X4Avol

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2023 04:41 PM (3Gtis)

93 {i]Did S.M.E.R.S.H. have a symbol?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2023

***
Fleming never mentioned one.

Posted by: Vax Victims Everywhere at October 23, 2023 04:41 PM (J2vNu)

94 Harry Paratestes: "Oh, and that said -- SNL has maybe had 10 funny skits in it's entire existence. I really don't get it why anyone likes SNL."

It had/(has?) a younger audience frequently in the midst of weekend alcohol binges?

If SNL could say "f***", their ratings would double.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 23, 2023 04:41 PM (aXxgO)

95 Greta looks like a transitioning man.

And also a member of Hanson.

It's all so confusing.

Posted by: MJ at October 23, 2023 04:42 PM (zwDuR)

96 Yeah, it is pretty wild how everyone I know who has claimed to have Long Covid are the same people who have shit like fibromyalgia and ever shifting food allergies and undiagnosed auto immune diseases

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:41 PM (mj0Qp)

Lemme guess, they also eat non-GMO, gluten free, dairy free, soy free, vegan diets?

Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:42 PM (P5BwU)

97 yeah. They ripped off spectre. I saw that Hydra and its symbol came out just before the premiere of whichever bond movie first showed the octopus symbol, but of course there was pre-movie hype which almost certainly would have included the SPECTRE octopus ring. Like, in toys and stuff.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (KRtlO)

The Fact that Ian Fleming had to change the original Bad guys being USSR commies because Hollywood was full of Commies and didn’t like that James Bond was fighting Commies, I will always find funny, better buy the books now before they Edit them for MODREN AUDIENCES

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 23, 2023 04:42 PM (dKiJG)

98 It doesn't really look like an octopus, though. More like a flying saucer with serrated edges.

Posted by: spindrift at October 23, 2023 04:42 PM (AUkrG)

99 Speaking of Covid, back in 2021,
Chinese vice-minister of State Security, Dong Jingwei
defected along with his daughter to the US.
I am surprised Biden didn't sell him back to the Chinese for another mansion, but apparently the guy was a wealth of
information, including that covert Chinese lab in California,
which got busted.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2023 04:42 PM (TGPs7)

100 Nothing Stephen Colbert does is funny. Nothing. He has NEVER been funny.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (8sMut)

101 > On that, we can all agree. Hugo Boss designed some great uniforms.

Nope. Hugo Boss did not design the Nazi uniforms. It's true HB was a huge Nazi supporter. He die use Nazi-supplied slave labor. He was one of several manufacturers of Nazi uniforms. He didn't design them.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (0N1h0)

102 Caption for Mike Ponce;

"I'm so glad we're at the pharmacy, because as you may be able to tell from the look on my face, I just pooped my pants and need some new Depends".

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (ZSrej)

103 Eh, the Nazis had better caricatures of Jews.
Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 04:35 PM (gmo/4)

Say what you will about the Nazis, but they had some pretty good caricature artists on staff, amiright?
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And they dressed well.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (XetL6)

well spicy dressers that they were, and seasoned bureaucrats, they got the trains to run on thyme...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (KZaqS)

104 The Symbionese Liberation Army had a multi headed cobra as a symboal. Patty Herse wet her panties over it.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (XetL6)

105 I’m guessing used by teenage girls to let the people around them know if they are in a good mood or bad mood.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (vkY6e)

I think that's an urban myth, teenage girls are NEVER in a good mood. Especially in public with their parents.

Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

106 SNL from 1990ish to 1997ish was pretty funny shit. Will Ferrell, David Spade, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Norm MacDonald doing the news. There was a lot of good stuff there.

Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (P5BwU)

107 Colbert says "artisanal talk show"

Colbert means "analartis talk show"

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (MkuC5)

108 Tardberg often dresses much younger than her actual age so maybe this is her continued effort to LARP as a child when she's really like, what, 20 now?
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:27 PM (KRtlO)
______________

Has she gotten her first training bra yet?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (YqDXo)

109 Tardberg looks like a shave Chaka.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (KRtlO)

110 98 It doesn't really look like an octopus, though. More like a flying saucer with serrated edges.

it's a Squishmallow none of them really look like anything

they're kawaii basically and reminiscent of some animals or whatever but major Japanese-style liberties taken

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (AcWfM)

111 Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (0N1h0)

I'm not doubting she's a wind up toy for her leftist parents who probably make money off her. It's just that I don't think she's the type of "kid" with autism at a lower level who needs a stuffed toy when she's an adult.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2023 04:44 PM (RSbhh)

112 I recall reading that many of the symptoms of "long covid" are strangely consistent with the negative effects of extended masking....

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 23, 2023 04:37 PM (zjgNU)

And Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, which is highly correlated with AFWLs.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (3Gtis)
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Exactly.

I read it had the same profile as "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" as well.

And people should know that that is a synonym for the "Just Can'ts".

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 04:44 PM (krQz2)

113
g'afternoon, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 23, 2023 04:44 PM (ENBF0)

114 Lemme guess, they also eat non-GMO, gluten free, dairy free, soy free, vegan diets?
Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:42 PM (P5BwU)

Yeah and they think almonds can make milk.

My friends wife sent me, I shit you not, a text message of her food allergies that was so long I had to scroll to read the whole thing when I invited them to a beach house for the weekend.

My favorite was "red onions. Yellow or white onions are fine, but I have a severe allergic reaction to red onions."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:44 PM (mj0Qp)

115 I guess I should be offended because the octopus represents nefarious, shadowy control of the world.

But there are plenty of real things to be offended by before I get to the octopus.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2023 04:44 PM (3Gtis)

116 SNL from 1990ish to 1997ish was pretty funny shit. Will Ferrell, David Spade, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Norm MacDonald doing the news. There was a lot of good stuff there.
Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (P5BwU)
_______________

If SNL were a racehorse it'd be led into the infield and shot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2023 04:45 PM (YqDXo)

117 I think Hydra was based on Thrush, as SHIELD was based on U.N.C.L.E.

Posted by: Vax Victims Everywhere at October 23, 2023 04:45 PM (J2vNu)

118 >>>I've heard your name in certain circles, and it always makes me laugh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2023 04:34 PM (J2vNu)

=====

Being a product of the 80's, it made me mad that I had to look up the lyrics to identify the song.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 23, 2023 04:45 PM (vkY6e)

119 Colbert is 60 for chrissakes. Why does he insist on the cartoonishly black hair?

He's approaching Billy Mays status.

Posted by: MJ at October 23, 2023 04:45 PM (zwDuR)

120 The pro-jab crowd should be framing their narrative analogous to the "jobs created or saved" model of ineffectual economic policies. Maybe they already are. I stopped paying attention to them two years ago.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 23, 2023 04:45 PM (Xd5V5)

121 >>> I recall reading that many of the symptoms of "long covid" are strangely consistent with the negative effects of extended masking....

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 23, 2023 04:37 PM (zjgNU)

And Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, which is highly correlated with AFWLs.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (3Gtis)
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Exactly.

I read it had the same profile as "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" as well.

And people should know that that is a synonym for the "Just Can'ts"

...

and the "Spoonies," people (almost all women) who claim that most people have 100 spoons of energy in a day but they only have three spoons of energy so they can't get jobs

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:45 PM (KRtlO)

122 It would be a real shame if Colbert were to die coughing his lungs out.

A real shame.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 23, 2023 04:45 PM (xcxpd)

123 I mean college athletes take the stupid things on road trips to sleep on

its just popular rn

they are pretty cute

gen Z has worse things they're into

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2023 04:45 PM (AcWfM)

124 So, the only way Pence can get attention is by haranguing a captive audience of people waiting for their flu shots. Hilarious!

Posted by: Paco at October 23, 2023 04:46 PM (njExo)

125 My favorite was "red onions. Yellow or white onions are fine, but I have a severe allergic reaction to red onions."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:44 PM (mj0Qp)

__

Sounds kinda racist if you ask me.

Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:46 PM (P5BwU)

126 So the one at the top left - dude or chick?

Posted by: spindrift at October 23, 2023 04:46 PM (AUkrG)

127 Colbert is the Pete Buttigieg of late night comedy.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 23, 2023 04:46 PM (rJ48h)

128 >>But there are plenty of real things to be offended by before I get to the octopus.

Not to mention. And correct me if I am wrong here...

but, I think Octopus can be Kosher?

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 04:46 PM (zDvF6)

129 Nope. Hugo Boss did not design the Nazi uniforms. It's true HB was a huge Nazi supporter. He die use Nazi-supplied slave labor. He was one of several manufacturers of Nazi uniforms. He didn't design them.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (0N1h0)

Ah, I stand corrected.

Well, they manufactured some snazzy uniforms then.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:46 PM (mj0Qp)

130 Ace, if i understand your question up in top. Octopus is an old antisemitic trope , goes back to 19th century or even further back. Jews and their worldwide influence and manipulation , get it???? Was very prevalent in nazi propaganda. That's what's going on here.

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2023 04:46 PM (hht4k)

131 124 So, the only way Pence can get attention is by haranguing a captive audience of people waiting for their flu shots. Hilarious!

Paco I think Pence is an Energy Vampire!!!

look at that pic! he is feeding!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2023 04:47 PM (AcWfM)

132 Question of the week

How do we know Dyslexia is spelled right?

Posted by: Ciampino - Intermezzo at October 23, 2023 04:47 PM (qfLjt)

133 Anyone know how to write "Please get your updated COVID shot" in Arabic? I want to put up some PSA's for Hamas in Gaza. Thanks.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2023 04:47 PM (ZSrej)

134 104 The Symbionese Liberation Army had a multi headed cobra as a symboal. Patty Herse wet her panties over it.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (XetL6)

We are rapidly coming up on the 50th anniversary of that event. I'm sure none of you 29 year olds remember.
: o )

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 23, 2023 04:47 PM (8sMut)

135 The octopus in the cartoon graphic looks like a mean octopus. It would make the snowflakes run to their safe space.

Don't draw mean octopuses.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 23, 2023 04:47 PM (BdMk6)

136 119 Colbert is 60 for chrissakes. Why does he insist on the cartoonishly black hair?

He's approaching Billy Mays status.
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Grecian Formula.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (XetL6)

137 >>>ce, if i understand your question up in top. Octopus is an old antisemitic trope , goes back to 19th century or even further back. Jews and their worldwide influence and manipulation , get it???? Was very prevalent in nazi propaganda. That's what's going on here.

I get it, it's just, you know, octopuses are usually just octopuses. If a few guys use the "OK" sign to make white power, that really doesn't change what it means.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (KRtlO)

138 Other than the odd clip here and there, I haven't watched SNL for 10 years. Even the non political stuff is unwatchable. I honestly don't understand how it's still on the air.

Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (P5BwU)

139 "Her parents are using her to live out their activism fantasies."

I don't see a problem with that.

Posted by: Doktor Jill at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (OgZm3)

140 Vell, sometimes und octopus is just und octopus!

Posted by: Sigmund "Seamonster" Freud at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (B9RjC)

141 Greta is retarded of course.

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (hht4k)

142 Red Wings fans hardest hit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (ufFY8)

143 Greta is starting to look more mature, and closer to her age. Unfortunately, she looks more like a man closer to her age.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (I/Qkd)

144 but, I think Octopus can be Kosher?

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 04:46 PM (zDvF6)

No fins...no scales...not kosher.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (3Gtis)

145 Oh, and that said -- SNL has maybe had 10 funny skits in it's entire existence. I really don't get it why anyone likes SNL.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (mj0Qp)
==
Oh back in the day with the first few casts they had incredibly funny stuff, and multiple running skits that were funny.

They struggled as the originals melted away. And got un-funnier as time went on. Then had that resurgence with Murphy and company. Then......

Posted by: Black JEM at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (GZYu7)

146 SNL died, forever, with Phil Hartman.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (zDvF6)

147 Fallon was Ben Stein's "comic sidekick" on the fake quiz show, Win Ben Stein's Money. He was funny, in a low-key way. Wasn't he on The Man Show? It wasn't really funny, but was admired here for being just a tad naughty, and, trampoline.

That was quite a while back. He should never have gotten "serious."

Coal-bear was never anything but a sidekick's sidekick. One of those guys that, to think he was funny, you had to already believe he was funny.

I'm hoping that they will finally piss off J. Stuart Lebowitz enough that he starts using his real name. Fran will sue.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (4PZHB)

148 133 Anyone know how to write "Please get your updated COVID shot" in Arabic? I want to put up some PSA's for Hamas in Gaza. Thanks.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2023 04:47 PM (ZSrej)

Good place to test the airborne delivery system those ass klowns at Yale were hyperventilating about.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (MkuC5)

149 We are rapidly coming up on the 50th anniversary of that event. I'm sure none of you 29 year olds remember.
: o )
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Patty is still alive, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (XetL6)

150 Jews and their worldwide influence and manipulation , get it???

Well, they control time and the weather.

Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (gmo/4)

151 Oh, and that said -- SNL has maybe had 10 funny skits in it's entire existence. I really don't get it why anyone likes SNL.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (mj0Qp)

SNL is a network pet. It doesn't cost an extraordinary amount, its on a time where NOTHING is on so if it can generate any interest at all it'll beat everything.
If SNL ever had to cost real money it's gone.

Posted by: Inogame at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (53oGX)

152 spindrift: "It doesn't really look like an octopus, though. More like a flying saucer with serrated edges."

It's a Rorschach Toy. If you see an octopus, you're an anti-Semite. If you see a support pillow, you're a psychiatrist. If you see a flying saucer, you're a... well, I don't want to say space alien, but you're a space alien.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 23, 2023 04:49 PM (aXxgO)

153 Sticking a object in a photo had to be done on purpose and with intent.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2023 04:49 PM (fwDg9)

154 Grecian Formula.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (XetL6)
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Screwing boys?

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 04:49 PM (krQz2)

155 Now there are 9 candidates for speaker of the house.
NINE.

Lol. Not getting a speaker this week.

Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 23, 2023 04:49 PM (bSO7T)

156 don't think any of the current crop of late night hosts were ever actual stand up comedians. Not that it matters. It's clearly not comedy, it's just propaganda.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:29 PM (mj0Qp)

?

I think they were all stand up comedians at one time.

Posted by: Drive by at October 23, 2023 04:49 PM (MNhXM)

157 >>>think that's an urban myth, teenage girls are NEVER in a good mood. Especially in public with their parents.

Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (gmo/4

Having had a teenage daughter, I did contemplate that before hitting post.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 23, 2023 04:49 PM (vkY6e)

158 >>No fins...no scales...not kosher.

It's got a Beak.

Like a chicken.

I'm calling it a draw.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 04:49 PM (zDvF6)

159 116 SNL from 1990ish to 1997ish was pretty funny shit. Will Ferrell, David Spade, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Norm MacDonald doing the news. There was a lot of good stuff there.
Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (P5BwU)
_______________

If SNL were a racehorse it'd be led into the infield and shot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2023 04:45 PM (YqDXo)

SNL has not been good since about 1995 or so.

Their 50th anniversary is coming up. Prepare for EVEN MORE self-congratulatory crap from them.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 23, 2023 04:49 PM (8sMut)

160 146 SNL died, forever, with Phil Hartman.
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Hartman was a genius except for women.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:49 PM (XetL6)

161 These fashion designers,
in the end,
they really know their stuff,
take Alexander McQueen,
every dress of his was a supreme work of textile art...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2023 04:50 PM (TGPs7)

162 Red Wings fans hardest hit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (ufFY

please!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2023 04:50 PM (KZaqS)

163 Stephen Colbert sounded vaxxed and boosted well before vaxxed and boosted was even a thing.

Posted by: He was always 'tarded at October 23, 2023 04:50 PM (B9RjC)

164 I know precisely one person, not at all political, who finds Colbert funny. She is a nice (former) co-worker who, sadly, is...kinda dumb.

Posted by: Paco at October 23, 2023 04:50 PM (njExo)

165 >>Lol. Not getting a speaker this week.

Bid deal. We haven't had a real president in 3 years. Just a corrupt, senile dirtbag who spends more time on vacation than doing his job.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2023 04:50 PM (ZLI7S)

166 Now there are 9 candidates for speaker of the house.
NINE.

Speaker 9 From Outer Space!

Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 04:50 PM (gmo/4)

167 We see you, Mike Pence.

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It's octopi all the way down ....

Hey, aren't there a disproportionate number of Jews on Wall Street? "Octopi Wall Street!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 23, 2023 04:50 PM (r96Ff)

168 >Fallon was Ben Stein's "comic sidekick" on the fake quiz show, Win Ben Stein's Money. He was funny, in a low-key way. Wasn't he on The Man Show? It wasn't really funny, but was admired here for being just a tad naughty, and, trampoline.

Jimmy Kimmel was the sidekick, I think. Still an asshole.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 23, 2023 04:50 PM (rJ48h)

169 Try this on for size if you are amused by conflicting symbology!

https://is.gd/X4Avol
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2023 04:41 PM (3Gtis)
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It just baffles me how one group can show dedicated, almost worshipful, support for a group and a cause that will immediately execute the first group in the most horrific manner possible if the second group ever attains power over the first group.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2023 04:50 PM (YIVH2)

170 Ace, if i understand your question up in top. Octopus is an old antisemitic trope , goes back to 19th century or even further back. Jews and their worldwide influence and manipulation , get it???? Was very prevalent in nazi propaganda. That's what's going on here.
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2023 04:46 PM (hht4k)

Except 4chan very publicly made it up and trolled Greta on Twitter.

But yes the "control the world" political cartoons do occasionally use octopuses as symbols in many contexts, which is what made the troll so Grade A.

They even found an old nazi political cartoon for their Twitter-crusade.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:51 PM (mj0Qp)

171 Patty Herse wet her panties over it.

Hurst. Hearse. I see you changed the spelling of your name.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 23, 2023 04:51 PM (4PZHB)

172 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 23, 2023 04:49 PM (aXxgO)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2023 04:51 PM (RSbhh)

173 For about 5 minutes Greta looked cute. She hit the wall at a record pace.
Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (P5BwU)
____________________

She looked - and still looks - like a Cabbage Patch doll.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2023 04:51 PM (YqDXo)

174 The quality of SNL is inversely proportional to how important Lorne Michaels thinks he is to the show's success.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2023 04:51 PM (I/Qkd)

175 Being a product of the 80's, it made me mad that I had to look up the lyrics to identify the song.
Posted by: Turn 2 at October 23, 2023

***
My local '80s Oldies FM station plays it all the time.

Posted by: Vax Victims Everywhere at October 23, 2023 04:52 PM (J2vNu)

176 Colbert Cheese must be getting too many ass injections and catching covid

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 23, 2023 04:52 PM (NtVYv)

177 I'll fess up to it: I found Colbert funny on the Colbert Report and my son liked him on Harvey Birdman (so, voice-acting).

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 04:52 PM (krQz2)

178 I think they were all stand up comedians at one time.
Posted by: Drive by at October 23, 2023 04:49 PM (MNhXM)

I've never seen a set by any of them.

But I could be wrong, I don't follow any of their careers very closely.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:52 PM (mj0Qp)

179 104 The Symbionese Liberation Army had a multi headed cobra as a symboal. Patty Herse wet her panties over it.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (XetL6)

Chicks dig the fat cobra

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 23, 2023 04:52 PM (xcxpd)

180 2 people I have no idea how they ever made it big in show business.

1) Pitbull - zero talent.

2) Stephen Colbert - about as funny as The Slims.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 23, 2023 04:53 PM (R/m4+)

181 All of this "this symbol means this and this hand gesture means that" stuff is tedious and pretty dumb.

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* Makes "okay" hand gesture *

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 23, 2023 04:53 PM (2DzUZ)

182 Greta is a person entirely devoid of self-direction; her entire being has been shaped and molded by her parents, in ways to suit their social and political aspirations. Nothing more, nothing less.

Hence, Miss Greta is ripe for the plucking by *any* manner of Svengali, and the one who gets to her first is the one that'll own her, mind, body and soul.

Wouldn't it be greatly amusing if she were to be smitten with a young Baron Trump, who'd introduce her to the joys of free market enterprise, juicy rare steaks, hot crispy bacon, proper bourbons, huntin' n' shootin', and countless rides aboard his very own personal Trump Tower.

Conversely, she could be wooed by the likes of young boy-band star (that no one's really ever heard of), and get hooked into the night life circuit, do drugs WE'VE never heard of, and become accustomed to being handed around like a party favor. (I'm guessing much as her life is,now?)

Either way, her escape from her parents' grasp will be traumatic, dramatic, and a Movie of the Week.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 23, 2023 04:53 PM (e6UQI)

183 Taliban is the second largest military weapons seller in the world.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2023 04:53 PM (bZgS1)

184 Question of the week

How do we know Dyslexia is spelled right?
Posted by: Ciampino

Signs that always make me laugh:

"Reading Fundamentals"
Around in back

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2023 04:53 PM (NReIw)

185
For about 5 minutes Greta looked cute. She hit the wall at a record pace.
Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM

She looked - and still looks - like a Cabbage Patch doll.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2023 04:51 PM

poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 23, 2023 04:53 PM (ENBF0)

186 >>>I think they were all stand up comedians at one time.

I was going to say "No" but yeah, probably, anyone in comedy has probably stood up at open mic night at least a few times.

None of them really are known for having done stand-up.

that's not necessarily a killer. I don't think Johnny Carson did stand-up. Letterman did for a couple of years but always was on the talk-show-host path.

but they're not funny. at all. Seth Meyers doesn't even pretend he's trying to be funny. Colbert tells jokes your gam-gam would call corny.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:53 PM (KRtlO)

187 Is Greta still on puberty's blockers? Or is her appearance just a normal thing with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 23, 2023 04:53 PM (aD39U)

188 134 104 The Symbionese Liberation Army had a multi headed cobra as a symboal. Patty Herse wet her panties over it.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (XetL6)

We are rapidly coming up on the 50th anniversary of that event. I'm sure none of you 29 year olds remember.
: o )

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 23, 2023 04:47 PM (8sMut)
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O I remember. Originally we had a lot of sympathy for Patty but then that evaporated with the bank photos. I was in Cambridge, MA at the time.

Posted by: Ciampino - Intermezzo e chiaro scuro at October 23, 2023 04:53 PM (qfLjt)

189 SNL is a network pet. It doesn't cost an extraordinary amount, its on a time where NOTHING is on so if it can generate any interest at all it'll beat everything.
If SNL ever had to cost real money it's gone.
Posted by: Inogame at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (53oGX)
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Yeah, I've always found most of the content "meh" at best. There have been some decent skits, but there are other sketch comedy shows that are much better ("Chappelle's Show" being one of the best, IMHO, or "In Living Color")

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2023 04:54 PM (YIVH2)

190 160 146 SNL died, forever, with Phil Hartman.
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Hartman was a genius except for women.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:49 PM (XetL6)

Andy Dick gave his wife Drugs when they were at some Hollywood party and She went downhill and Crazy.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 23, 2023 04:54 PM (dKiJG)

191 It's only a matter of time before Pence hosts a sensational comedy show.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 23, 2023 04:54 PM (nnp+f)

192 I think Hydra was based on Thrush, as SHIELD was based on U.N.C.L.E.
Posted by: Vax Victims Everywhere at October 23, 2023 04:45 PM (J2vNu)

And KAOS logo was based on Beaky Buzzard

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at October 23, 2023 04:54 PM (TDQgG)

193 180 2 people I have no idea how they ever made it big in show business.

1) Pitbull - zero talent.

2) Stephen Colbert - about as funny as The Slims.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 23, 2023 04:53 PM (R/m4+)

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Both of the are 100000X more talented than DJ Khaled. That guy must have sold his soul to the devil.

Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:55 PM (P5BwU)

194 Seth Meyers doesn't even pretend he's trying to be funny.

I think he is a decent comedy writer, just a bad comedian.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 23, 2023 04:55 PM (aD39U)

195 https://m.youtube.com/shorts/pFN5JWW_5pM

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Meaning of happy/sad octopus toy. Goes to utube ahorts

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 23, 2023 04:55 PM (vkY6e)

196 Andy Dick gave his wife Drugs when they were at some Hollywood party and She went downhill and Crazy.
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Andy Dick is well named.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:55 PM (XetL6)

197 183 Taliban is the second largest military weapons seller in the world.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2023 04:53 PM (bZgS1)

Well, it was very kind of us to give them some start up inventory.

Especially now that the US left and the Taliban is back to burning down the poppy fields, Afghani's gotta make some MONEY.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:55 PM (mj0Qp)

198 Poor Steffin Coalburt.

Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2023 04:55 PM (z+ik4)

199 179 104 The Symbionese Liberation Army had a multi headed cobra as a symboal. Patty Herse wet her panties over it.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (XetL6)

Chicks dig the fat cobra
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 23, 2023 04:52 PM (xcxpd)

It's why hippie chicks got with the Black Panthers back in the day.

Posted by: They were going down for the struggle at October 23, 2023 04:55 PM (B9RjC)

200 Shorts

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 23, 2023 04:55 PM (vkY6e)

201 It's all Dad Humor, if the dad in question is aggressively unfunny and only reads Salon.

You left out commie tool who ends up being the last one to know he is getting purged.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2023 04:55 PM (h6lTq)

202 Baron Trump: Light bringer to Greta. Giving her a tower to ride.

Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 04:56 PM (gmo/4)

203 Re. Pence.

I've seen more enthusiastic crowds at an Amway event.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 04:56 PM (zDvF6)

204 have a severe allergic reaction to red onions."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:44 PM (mj0Qp)

Fucking godless commie onions...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 23, 2023 04:56 PM (ufFY8)

205 It's got a Beak.

Like a chicken.

I'm calling it a draw.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 04:49 PM (zDvF6)

No cloven hooves!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2023 04:56 PM (i8IrG)

206
The Keith Olberman Show with Seth Myers!

"Good evening everybody! Sooo, Donald Trump died of Orange fever today! Hahaha. That's all I got."

Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2023 04:56 PM (j4U/Z)

207 Colbert's success is proof of aliens among us.

Really shitty aliens.

Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2023 04:56 PM (iziT8)

208 Key & Peele doesn't get anywhere near the love it deserves.

Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:56 PM (P5BwU)

209 Andy Dick gave his wife Drugs when they were at some Hollywood party and She went downhill and Crazy.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 23, 2023 04:54 PM (dKiJG)

She was a recovered cocaine addict. Apparently Andy Dick pressured her in to doing a bump, she relapsed hard. Andy Dick thought it was hilarious, and would laugh about it. Even after she went full pyscho and killed her husband.

Andy Dick sounds like a real douchebag.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 04:56 PM (mj0Qp)

210 Taliban is the second largest military weapons seller in the world.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2023 04:53 PM (bZgS1)

Ukraine take the top spot?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 23, 2023 04:57 PM (N39Ws)

211 @168 Oh, I am sorry. As the girl said at the picnic, I've gotten my jimmies mixed up. That's just how much Real TV I ever see.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 23, 2023 04:57 PM (4PZHB)

212 The "Tardberg" octopus obviously means something. It is the fifth subject in the photo.

What is worse, is that someone in her circle bought the octopus and made an association. How much hate do you have to have to buy plush toys? Is she an antisemite novelty collector? Does she sleep with it as some kind of anti-Jew security blanket?

(The Pence one is stupid. It is a rack of plush toys.)

Posted by: William at October 23, 2023 04:57 PM (nmnu+)

213 For about 5 minutes Greta looked cute. She hit the wall at a record pace.
Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM (P5BwU)
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She looked - and still looks - like a Cabbage Patch doll.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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She looks like the lead singer from Simple Minds.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2023 04:57 PM (Dm8we)

214 191 It's only a matter of time before Pence hosts a sensational comedy show.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
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He's no Buffalo Bob but he can be Howdy Doodie.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2023 04:57 PM (bZgS1)

215 Who was the Dumb Cunt that was on the Late Late show, that was Baaaad all her jokes were, Hey I am Gay and not White and I have a lot of money

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 23, 2023 04:57 PM (dKiJG)

216 An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
An onion a day,
keeps everyone away.

Yellow onions are very good for your heart and blood
purity...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2023 04:58 PM (TGPs7)

217 Andy Dick gave his wife Drugs when they were at some Hollywood party and She went downhill and Crazy.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 23, 2023 04:54 PM (dKiJG)
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That's why Jon Lovitz bounced his head a couple of times against a bar.

Jon and Phil were buddies.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 04:58 PM (krQz2)

218 179 104 The Symbionese Liberation Army had a multi headed cobra as a symboal. Patty Herse wet her panties over it.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 04:43 PM (XetL6)

Chicks dig the fat cobra

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 23, 2023 04:52 PM (xcxpd)
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I'm shocked The Paolo has not commented!

Posted by: Ciampino - Hmm, wet panties - lots of yen! at October 23, 2023 04:58 PM (qfLjt)

219 Que?

R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
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55m
🚨#BREAKING: President Joe Biden interrupts his speech, saying he needs to head to the situation room, and he states, “I have to go to the situation room. There’s an issue I need to deal with.”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2023 04:58 PM (TGPs7)

220 >>>215 Who was the Dumb Cunt that was on the Late Late show, that was Baaaad all her jokes were, Hey I am Gay and not White and I have a lot of money

i don't remember her name but I just mentioned her in the sidebar

she's an Indian person. Oh that's it, Lili Singh.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 04:58 PM (KRtlO)

221 208 Key & Peele doesn't get anywhere near the love it deserves.
Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:56 PM (P5BwU)

If Chapelle Show didn't exist, Key & Peele would be talked about in the same way CS is/was.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 23, 2023 04:58 PM (KbCG3)

222 Garlic keeps vampires away.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 23, 2023 04:58 PM (aD39U)

223 Key & Peele doesn't get anywhere near the love it deserves.
Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:56 PM (P5BwU)
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I find most of their sketches pretty "meh" but they do have some comedic gems. The inner-city Wizarding School sketch is hilarious.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2023 04:58 PM (YIVH2)

224 Is Greta still on puberty's blockers? Or is her appearance just a normal thing with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 23, 2023

***
I saw Puberty's Blockers open for The Cabbage Patch Dolls at the Superdome in '97.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2023 04:58 PM (J2vNu)

225 >>🚨#BREAKING: President Joe Biden interrupts his speech, saying he needs to head to the situation room, and he states, “I have to go to the situation room. There’s an issue I need to deal with.”

'You're damn right I called the Code Brown!'

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 04:59 PM (zDvF6)

226 I still think it's a ruse famous celebrities got the Fake Vax and they didn't knowing its a vast experiment

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2023 04:59 PM (fwDg9)

227 @186

Monologue = old school standup

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at October 23, 2023 04:59 PM (OgZm3)

228 He's no Buffalo Bob but he can be Howdy Doodie.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2023 04:57 PM (bZgS1)
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He's got a start on half of that name.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 04:59 PM (krQz2)

229 The only time I've seen an octopus into wild is doing ocean night dives.

The ocean is vastly larger at night. Makes one realize even more just how puny humans are.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 23, 2023 04:59 PM (BdMk6)

230 It is so sad that Greta Thunberg's family lets this happen to her, having her appear in public to say horrible things the nature of which she is barely aware! Give the poor girl some ice cream! Tell her to come sit over by me and I'll protect her.

Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at October 23, 2023 04:59 PM (7LTAR)

231 #BREAKING: President Joe Biden interrupts his speech, saying he needs to head to the situation room, and he states, “I have to go to the situation room. There’s an issue I need to deal with.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2023 04:58 PM (TGPs7)

New Trump indictment.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 23, 2023 04:59 PM (aD39U)

232 When Pence talks, stuffed animals listen.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 23, 2023 04:59 PM (xfpbL)

233 Colbert's a prick and he has funny ears

Posted by: DB - Ooby dooby at October 23, 2023 04:59 PM (geLO8)

234 He pronounces his last name "Col-BARE" , doesn't he? Just as Mrs. Bucket on Keeping Up Appearances pronounced her last name as "Bouquet".

The guy kind of looks like Woodrow Wilson. I wonder if Wilson had the same lame sense of humor as Col-BARE. No wonder he couldn't get the League of Nations off the ground.

Posted by: Paco at October 23, 2023 04:59 PM (njExo)

235 Key & Peele doesn't get anywhere near the love it deserves.
Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:56 PM (P5BwU)
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Not in my house. K&P, to me, is one of the top sketch shows of all time.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 05:00 PM (krQz2)

236
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre
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44m
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: U.S. troops occupying Syria’s Al-Omar oil field were allegedly just attacked.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2023 05:00 PM (TGPs7)

237 222 Garlic keeps vampires away.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 23, 2023 04:58 PM (aD39U)

Very true. I love garlic and have never been attacked by a vampire.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 23, 2023 05:00 PM (N3zMI)

238 >#BREAKING: President Joe Biden interrupts his speech, saying he needs to head to the situation room

his Depends stressed to the limit

Posted by: DB - Ooby dooby at October 23, 2023 05:00 PM (geLO8)

239 >>The only time I've seen an octopus into wild is doing ocean night dives.

I've pulled more than a few out of Lobster Traps.

They are only slightly less intimidating than eels.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 05:00 PM (zDvF6)

240 No fins...no scales...not kosher.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (3Gtis)

Did not know that. Thank you.

Posted by: Inogame at October 23, 2023 05:01 PM (53oGX)

241 "She looks like the lead singer from Simple Minds.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba"

That's it! Was bugging me. Thank you. I thought she was a dude.

And Mike Pence speaking at a pharmacy just sucked all the energy out of the Universe.

Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2023 05:01 PM (iziT8)

242 223 Key & Peele doesn't get anywhere near the love it deserves.
Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:56 PM (P5BwU)
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I find most of their sketches pretty "meh" but they do have some comedic gems. The inner-city Wizarding School sketch is hilarious.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2023 04:58 PM (YIVH2)

College football names sketch and ghetto substitute teacher (A-A-Ron) are funny no matter how many times you watch them.

Apparently name-based sketch comedy is my thing. Huh.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 23, 2023 05:01 PM (KbCG3)

243 ---
I find most of their sketches pretty "meh" but they do have some comedic gems. The inner-city Wizarding School sketch is hilarious.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2023 04:58 PM (YIVH2)

Substitute Teacher and I Said *looks around furtively* Biiiiiiiiitch are classics.

Posted by: Where J-Quellin at? at October 23, 2023 05:01 PM (B9RjC)

244 She's not cute but that thunberg girl knows how to do a dick right, she does

Posted by: N at October 23, 2023 05:01 PM (XtB4F)

245 "Baron Trump: Light bringer to Greta. Giving her a tower to ride."

Hey, that kid never did anything to you, stop trying to ruin his life.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 23, 2023 05:01 PM (ou9hh)

246 Who was the Dumb Cunt that was on the Late Late show, that was Baaaad all her jokes were, Hey I am Gay and not White and I have a lot of money

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 23, 2023 04:57 PM (dKiJG)
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Michelle Wolf?

Because I don't remember Samantha Bee being gay.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 05:01 PM (krQz2)

247 🚨#BREAKING: President Joe Biden interrupts his speech, saying he needs to head to the situation room, and he states, “I have to go to the situation room. There’s an issue I need to deal with.”

'You're damn right I called the Code Brown!'
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 04:59 PM (zDvF6)

LOL

Posted by: LASue at October 23, 2023 05:01 PM (YDB6U)

248 Either way, her escape from her parents' grasp will be traumatic, dramatic, and a Movie of the Week.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

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Imagine how bad Hunter will behave after his father gets a one-way trip to hell?

Oh, wait, nevermind ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 23, 2023 05:02 PM (H04xx)

249 BREAKING NEWS: U.S. troops occupying Syria’s Al-Omar oil field were allegedly just attacked.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2023 05:00 PM (TGPs7)

But no more mean tweets!

Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 05:02 PM (gmo/4)

250 >>>Not in my house. K&P, to me, is one of the top sketch shows of all time.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 05:00 PM (krQz2)

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I do like the one where the zombies are racist. That one, and the one where who can have the most tags left on their ball caps.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 23, 2023 05:02 PM (vkY6e)

251 Grumpy Greta looks like Hildabeast's mini me.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at October 23, 2023 05:02 PM (OgZm3)

252 Sc's entire claim to fame was ildoing hus O'Reilly schlock for Stewart's show

Posted by: N at October 23, 2023 05:02 PM (XtB4F)

253 Holy Hell, this comment section is on fire.
Funny stuff. The idea of Joe Biden with Greta Thurnberg is hilarious.
And ANY reference to The Jerk is a win.

"I was born a poor Black Child..."

Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:02 PM (/BBNv)

254 Did someone nuke Twitter? Seems to be borked at the moment, and I'm missing out on peak trolling hours.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 23, 2023 05:03 PM (oi8wL)

255 A-Ay-ron

Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 05:03 PM (P5BwU)

256 He pronounces his last name "Col-BARE" , doesn't he? Just as Mrs. Bucket on Keeping Up Appearances pronounced her last name as "Bouquet".

FenSpouse and I have been watching the series-again-on DVD. Patricia Routledge was hilarious. What a brilliant comedienne, and it's good to laugh at things in the midst of world craziness. She was also a trained classical singer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2023 05:03 PM (RSbhh)

257 A squirrel just came up to the screen door and checked out the premises

is this cause for concern

Posted by: DB - Ooby dooby at October 23, 2023 05:03 PM (geLO8)

258 Substitute Teacher and I Said *looks around furtively* Biiiiiiiiitch are classics.

Posted by: Where J-Quellin at? at October 23, 2023 05:01 PM (B9RjC)
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The Indian doctor and the gangster.

Also the gay wedding sketch.

My son really likes I shot Darnell Simmons.

And the "black ice" one is very memorable.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 05:03 PM (krQz2)

259 "I do like the one where the zombies are racist. That one, and the one where who can have the most tags left on their ball caps.
Posted by: Turn 2 at October 23, 2023 05:02 PM (vkY6e)"

Beat me to it. the zombie one is great.

Posted by: Basel Poledouris at October 23, 2023 05:03 PM (zOD0w)

260 They even found an old nazi political cartoon for their Twitter-crusade.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

If you know pre-war history, you immediately recognized the implication.

When I first heard the claim I thought it was crazy. Seeing the photo made it clear that they put that in for a reason. I have probably seen dozens of examples of an octopus used in political cartoons and propaganda, although by the Nazi era it was always a reference to Jews.

Posted by: William at October 23, 2023 05:03 PM (nmnu+)

261 252 Sc's entire claim to fame was ildoing hus O'Reilly schlock for Stewart's show
Posted by:

252 Sc's entire claim to fame was doing his O'Reilly schtick for Stewart's show

Thanks for nothing spellchecker

Posted by: N at October 23, 2023 05:04 PM (XtB4F)

262 But Tardberg is a stupid lunatic radical.
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Her parents are. She has multiple diagnosis one being Asperger's. Her parents are the lunatic radicals pimping her out for cash, paid for trips all over the world, and media attention for their "causes". How dare they indeed.

Posted by: Cheri at October 23, 2023 05:04 PM (oiNtH)

263 242 223 Key & Peele doesn't get anywhere near the love it deserves.
Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:56 PM (P5BwU)
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"Psusy on the Chainwax" will be in Norton's Anthology someday.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 23, 2023 05:04 PM (wzAuc)

264 U.S. troops occupying Syria’s Al-Omar oil field were allegedly just attacked.

Please don't let this be true.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 23, 2023 05:04 PM (iF0sF)

265 A squirrel just came up to the screen door and checked out the premises

is this cause for concern
Posted by: DB - Ooby dooby at October 23, 2023

***
Depends if he has plague. Does he have swellings all over his body?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2023 05:04 PM (J2vNu)

266 Know who's NOT getting Covid multiple times? Those who never got the jab.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 23, 2023 05:04 PM (Qt4kF)

267 Went to the Fallon show back in '11 - seemed like a likeable, decent guy. Then he tussled Trump's hair and had to repent for his colossal sin, and he's been a hardcore tool since.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 23, 2023 05:04 PM (DJO/E)

268 215 Who was the Dumb Cunt that was on the Late Late show, that was Baaaad all her jokes were, Hey I am Gay and not White and I have a lot of money

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 23, 2023 04:57 PM (dKiJG)

Wanda Sykes?

Posted by: Ciampino - Hmm, wet panties - lots of yen! at October 23, 2023 05:05 PM (qfLjt)

269 How much hate do you have to have to buy plush toys? Is she an antisemite novelty collector?

Suddenly reminded of Lie-A-Watha at home with a beer, staged home, staged beer -- and one of those "Pickaninny" statuettes on her kitchen shelf. That should have hanged her, if Justice Thomas hadn't once said something nostalgic about them.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 23, 2023 05:05 PM (4PZHB)

270 >>>ghetto substitute teacher (A-A-Ron) are funny no matter how many times you watch them.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 23, 2023 05:01 PM (KbCG3)

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Not surprisingly, my wife did not find it as amusing as I did.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 23, 2023 05:05 PM (vkY6e)

271 Sc's entire claim to fame was ildoing hus O'Reilly schlock for Stewart's show
Posted by: N

When BOR had the number 1 show on cable. Canadian Assclown was the suicide bomber to go after O;Reilly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 23, 2023 05:05 PM (R4t5M)

272 Y'know who else was aggressively unfunny?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 23, 2023 05:05 PM (cXyzu)

273 I have probably seen dozens of examples of an octopus used in political cartoons and propaganda, although by the Nazi era it was always a reference to Jews.
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I don't get it? Octopi? Gefilte fish makes sense.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2023 05:05 PM (XetL6)

274 Does this mean Stephen Colbert is a pangolin?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2023 05:05 PM (PeRgH)

275 But Tardberg is a stupid lunatic radical.
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Her parents are. She has multiple diagnosis one being Asperger's. Her parents are the lunatic radicals pimping her out for cash, paid for trips all over the world, and media attention for their "causes". How dare they indeed.
Posted by: Cheri

Eventually they are going to have her doing chaturbate when the green grift is not paying

Posted by: N at October 23, 2023 05:05 PM (XtB4F)

276 A squirrel just came up to the screen door and checked out the premises

is this cause for concern

Posted by: DB - Ooby dooby at October 23, 2023 05:03 PM (geLO

Eyeing your nuts buddy. Kill it. Kill it now!

Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

277 Key & Peele is one of my favorite sketch comedy shows of all time. Possibly better than old-school Chapelle. I was just the other day trying explain the Rap Song Confession to a bewildered co-worker.

https://tinyurl.com/mrtdr9uc

Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:06 PM (/BBNv)

278 I do like the one where the zombies are racist. That one, and the one where who can have the most tags left on their ball caps.
Posted by: Turn 2 at October 23, 2023 05:02 PM (vkY6e)
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There's also a Nazi sketch with Ty Burrell.

And although it's not a repeat watch, the Football Team introductions sketch had be gasping for breath the first time I watched it.

Also, the pre-fight banter with the Hispanic guy (Key) talking about crippling his opponent (Peele).

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 05:06 PM (krQz2)

279 What a brilliant comedienne, and it's good to laugh at things in the midst of world craziness. She was also a trained classical singer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2023 05:03 PM (RSbhh)

Mrs. DIG always describes Onslow as 'bone idle'.
All the sisters have flower names, and it is always strongly implied that the unseen son is gay.

Poor Richard.
LOL

Great show.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 23, 2023 05:06 PM (ufFY8)

280 And Mike Pence speaking at a pharmacy just sucked all the energy out of the Universe.

Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2023 05:01 PM (iziT

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Pencedemonium 2024! Catch The Wave ... "

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 23, 2023 05:06 PM (H04xx)

281 He said, shit-u-ation" room.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 23, 2023 05:07 PM (krqg6)

282 >>A squirrel just came up to the screen door and checked out the premises

is this cause for concern

Don't Fuck with Squirrels

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=fpZZQ2ov4lc

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 05:07 PM (zDvF6)

283 I think Leanne Morgan is funny and I'm a guy.

Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 05:07 PM (gmo/4)

284 American Woman
@AmericanFWoman
Journalist Bari Weiss, a Jewish liberal who quit the New York Times over its anti-Semitism, writes:

”As a Democrat who has been left homeless, who is now definitely in the center but probably leaning increasingly right, I am left yet again with an appreciation, despite the messenger, of the message of the Trump administration because what those guys did was pretty incredible in hindsight.”

“So much of the work that happened in that [Trump] administration turns out to have been right. And that’s what is so frustrating for me. The work on the border wall? We didn’t like the messenger, so we killed the message. Turned out it was right. Issuing long-term debt to refinance when rates were at zero? We didn’t like the messenger, so we killed the message. A structural peace in the Middle East? We didn’t like the messenger, so we killed the message.”

“When are we gonna stop shooting ourselves in the foot? And when are we going to actually see and take the time to look past who is saying things and actually listen to them word for word?”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2023 05:07 PM (TGPs7)

285 Sorry but the bit where Gun Rack kills a dude with his 9 at Red Lobster, I just lose it at that every single time.

Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:07 PM (/BBNv)

286 What it is? What it do?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 23, 2023 05:08 PM (5PcUG)

287 It might be something used in an antisemitic way, but the octopus was used as a means to show standard oil, every other company, in the anti-trust days

Posted by: N at October 23, 2023 05:08 PM (XtB4F)

288 I also think Bill Burr is funny too even though many here do think he's a fuck head.

Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

289 Key and Peele, Football Team. Those are unbelievable.

Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:08 PM (/BBNv)

290 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 23, 2023 05:06 PM (ufFY

And they could never get away with the Brother-in-Law, Bruce being a cross-dresser and if it were today-possibly wanting to "transgender".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2023 05:08 PM (RSbhh)

291 A squirrel just came up to the screen door and checked out the premises

is this cause for concern
Posted by: DB - Ooby dooby at October 23, 2023 05:03 PM

I toss a few peanuts and mixed nuts outback in the morning for the local wildlife. We keep the backdoor open so the young German Velociraptor Shepard can come and go. While working in the office I heard the peanut sack rustling. I look at the back door and a blue jay is picking out peanuts.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2023 05:08 PM (TDQgG)

292 >>I've pulled more than a few out of Lobster Traps.

>>They are only slightly less intimidating than eels.

We had a few that lived on the reef where we did most of our teaching. They'd come out for night dives and watch us.

Very curious and you could see something was going inside that hea ... lump. They would let you hold them sometimes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2023 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

293 She went from "you stole my childhood" to surrounding herself with a handful of the most miserable-looking wretches to ever navigate their early twenties.

I mean, look at that pic! Have you ever seen such glum little know-nothing twats? btw, Greta... that's an awfully pale crowd for someone so "passionate" about Palestine. Are you some sort of -ist or -phobe?

Posted by: red speck at October 23, 2023 05:09 PM (0Id0S)

294 For about 5 minutes Greta looked cute. She hit the wall at a record pace.
Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM

She looked - and still looks - like a Cabbage Patch doll.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2023 04:51 PM

poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 23, 2023 04:53 PM
(ENBF0)

I don't think you guys are being fair. Most of the women you see have major make up and photo shops. Here's Greta all made up:

https://tinyurl.com/24va4394

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 23, 2023 05:09 PM (z+89e)

295 Holy Hell, this comment section is on fire.
Funny stuff. The idea of Joe Biden with Greta Thurnberg is hilarious.
And ANY reference to The Jerk is a win.

"I was born a poor Black Child..."
Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:02 PM (/BBNv)

"This is shit. This is shinola. Don't let anyone tell you that you don't know the difference ".

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 23, 2023 05:09 PM (BdMk6)

296 Bismo Funyuns.

Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2023 05:09 PM (iziT8)

297 “When are we gonna stop shooting ourselves in the foot? And when are we going to actually see and take the time to look past who is saying things and actually listen to them word for word?”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2023 05:07 PM (TGPs7)

Well, you're communists and this is what you do.

This isn't real hard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 23, 2023 05:09 PM (R4t5M)

298 A squirrel just came up to the screen door and checked out the premises

is this cause for concern
Posted by: DB - Ooby dooby at October 23, 2023 05:03 PM (geLO

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Only if it's wearing a purple pimp hat...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2023 05:10 PM (YIVH2)

299 And although it's not a repeat watch, the Football Team introductions sketch had be gasping for breath the first time I watched it.

___

And from BYU, kicker Dan Smith.

Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 05:10 PM (P5BwU)

300 "You killed Darnell Simmons!"

"It's a concept album."

Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:10 PM (/BBNv)

301 If you know pre-war history, you immediately recognized the implication.

When I first heard the claim I thought it was crazy. Seeing the photo made it clear that they put that in for a reason. I have probably seen dozens of examples of an octopus used in political cartoons and propaganda, although by the Nazi era it was always a reference to Jews.
Posted by: William at October 23, 2023 05:03 PM (nmnu+)

Well, you'd do a good job on 4chan identifying and creating fake hate symbols.

Like the "okay" hand sign and milk both being dog whistle symbols of white supremacists.

4chan has done this, to varying degrees of success, I don't know -- hundreds of times at this point.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2023 05:10 PM (mj0Qp)

302 She was never cute, she's been trying to grow into her forehead since she was 7

Posted by: N at October 23, 2023 05:11 PM (XtB4F)

303 I have no urge whatsoever to watch Greta Thunberg porn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2023 05:11 PM (PeRgH)

304 Dan Smith is clearly not a real name.

Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:11 PM (/BBNv)

305 44m
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: U.S. troops occupying Syria’s Al-Omar oil field were allegedly just attacked.

Posted by: Mister Ghost
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If we were occupying the oil field why weren't we taking the oil?_asking for Trump

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2023 05:11 PM (bZgS1)

306

#BREAKING: President Joe Biden interrupts his speech, saying he needs to head to the situation room, and he states, “I have to go to the situation room. There’s an issue I need to deal with.”

There's some country about to be wiped off the map, by people who said they want to wipe them off the map, and I need to convince the people about to wiped off the map to do nothing. Then enjoy my multi-million dollar beach home which the knee grows paid for by buying stuff from China.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 23, 2023 05:11 PM (enJYY)

307 >> I have no urge whatsoever to watch Greta Thunberg porn

Obviously you have never visited the Facial/Antifa Abuse websites.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 05:12 PM (zDvF6)

308 You better hope it ain't this squirrel eyeing ya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7LmavxFnOA

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at October 23, 2023 05:12 PM (OgZm3)

309 Key & Peele is one of my favorite sketch comedy shows of all time. Possibly better than old-school Chapelle. I was just the other day trying explain the Rap Song Confession to a bewildered co-worker.

https://tinyurl.com/mrtdr9uc

Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:06 PM (/BBNv)
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Begun, the sketch comedy wars have...

Posted by: Chapelle's Yoda at October 23, 2023 05:12 PM (YIVH2)

310 Very curious and you could see something was going inside that hea ... lump. They would let you hold them sometimes.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2023 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

Octopi are clever buggers.
Check out the utube videos of Rudy the Octopus solving 'get out of the box' problems.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 23, 2023 05:12 PM (ufFY8)

311 I have no urge whatsoever to watch Greta Thunberg porn
Posted by: S

It is the highest form of virtue signaling

Posted by: N at October 23, 2023 05:12 PM (XtB4F)

312 Yasmine Mohammed 🦋 ياسمين محمد
@YasMohammedxx
Even as a practicing Muslim. Even in my black niqab and gloves that covered me from head to toe. Even though my blood is half Palestinian, specifically from Gaza. Even though I was raised to be viciously antisemitic. I was never so consumed with hate and darkness that I could rip down pictures of babies kidnapped by terrorists. People who do that are wholly devoid of humanity I can’t even comprehend it. And yet the videos of it happening seem endless.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2023 05:12 PM (TGPs7)

313 Bob Nelson doing the Football routine. Hilarious.
https://youtu.be/dMR2C09hmhA

Posted by: Ciampino - Hi Buffy at October 23, 2023 05:12 PM (qfLjt)

314 I like Kids in the Hall. But because there is so much shit you have to wade through to get to the really funny bits, I put Key & Peele ahead of it in my skit show rankings.

Of course, I like Dave Foley a lot more on Newsradio, where I think he showed his full ability. The script was actually written with notes like "Dave improvs something here."

And the most frequent director would say "OK, Foley, what d'you got?"

In fact Hartman and Foley would think of lines for their castmates as well.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 05:12 PM (krQz2)

315 I think Leanne Morgan is funny and I'm a guy.
Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 05:07 PM (gmo/4)
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Wife absolutely loves her. Her last one was pretty funny.

Shane Gillis is great. So is Nate Barghatze.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 23, 2023 05:12 PM (DJO/E)

316 Fallon was Ben Stein's "comic sidekick" on the fake quiz show, Win Ben Stein's Money. He was funny, in a low-key way

_____________
Actually it was Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 23, 2023 05:13 PM (RilAR)

317 I wonder if Wilson had the same lame sense of humor as Col-BARE.

My fifth-grade social studies book, which would have printed the Geo.Wash cherry tree story if they could get away with it, had a homey depiction of The Wilsons chuckling over Erewhon, and credited Woody with composing the Pelican limerick.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 23, 2023 05:13 PM (4PZHB)

318 Let’s face it, the octopi do control everything.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 23, 2023 05:13 PM (kK343)

319 >>>Also the gay wedding sketch.

Should I bring Euros, or are dollars okay?

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2023 05:14 PM (KRtlO)

320 (X) formerly known as Mousetrap

Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:14 PM (/BBNv)

321 SNL died, forever, with Phil Hartman.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 04:48 PM (zDvF6)

Agreed. God rest him.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 23, 2023 05:14 PM (6xRrr)

322 I was more a fan of 'The State' sketch comedy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 23, 2023 05:14 PM (xcxpd)

323 Pali Flag+free palestine(aka of Jews) +octopus. Ok. If you people say that there is nothing to see here...I will take it under advisement.....

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2023 05:14 PM (hht4k)

324 >>>Octopi are clever buggers.
Check out the utube videos of Rudy the Octopus solving 'get out of the box' problems.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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We should learn to use our brains.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2023 05:14 PM (bZgS1)

325 Hollywood Reporter:

N.Y. Times Says It Was “Incorrect” to Rely on Hamas Claims to Wrongly Blame Israel for Gaza Hospital Blast
“Times editors should have taken more care with the initial presentation” of the Oct. 17 Al-Ahli Arab Hospital explosion in Gaza City — caused by a misfired rocket aimed at Israel — the marquee newspaper said in a statement.

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2023 05:14 PM (urNWR)

326 >>I like Dave Foley a lot more on Newsradio

That show was a gem. Always hilarious.

And Maura Tierney. Before time got to her, she was hot.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 05:14 PM (zDvF6)

327 Thunberg is in no way cute but most girls these days are too fat and not as cute as they were before

We need more body shaming

Posted by: N at October 23, 2023 05:15 PM (XtB4F)

328 I gave Hunter and Joe a kilo of cocaine to spit roast my wife. No big loss, CBS pays me in coke.

Posted by: Stephen Colbert at October 23, 2023 05:15 PM (w6Zzw)

329 McConnell has emerged as Biden’s most valuable asset as Congress prepares to take up a $100-plus billion emergency funding request for Israel, Ukraine and the Indo-Pacific.

...

McConnell, appearing on two news shows Sunday, is throwing his full weight behind Biden’s effort. Both men are framing the supplemental funding request as an interconnected, global emergency for the United States.

Eff this turd in particular.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 23, 2023 05:15 PM (l10hq)

330 What would happen to our brains if, from day one, parents introduced problem solving? OK, I mean after the 'find the nipple' problem.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2023 05:15 PM (bZgS1)

331 HotGas is reporting the employee union at the SPLC has issued a stunning and brave statement supporting killing little children, beheading them, desecrating their dead bodies, raping women and girls until their bones break, and generally killing as many Jews as possible.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2023 05:15 PM (RefTO)

332 "You killed Darnell Simmons!"

"It's a concept album."
Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:10 PM (/BBNv)
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Key as Indian Doctor: "Your mother is seriously obese--she's jeopardizing her health!"

Peele as Gangster: "So dat's how iss goin' be! Yo mamma is so fat--"

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 05:15 PM (krQz2)

333 @306

Why do you feel threatened by a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary at October 23, 2023 05:15 PM (OgZm3)

334 Greta Tardberg pr0n plus octopi...

Katy bar the door!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at October 23, 2023 05:16 PM (ufFY8)

335 HotGas is reporting the employee union at the SPLC has issued a stunning and brave statement supporting killing little children, beheading them, desecrating their dead bodies, raping women and girls until their bones break, and generally killing as many Jews as possible.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2023 05:15 PM (RefTO)
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Calm down. Not all those children were beheaded.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 05:16 PM (krQz2)

336 Markie Post was incredibly hot.
I really didn't watch Night Court at the time but whoa, she was smokin'.

Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:16 PM (/BBNv)

337 It doesn't really look like an octopus, though. More like a flying saucer with serrated edges.

it's a Squishmallow none of them really look like anything

they're kawaii basically and reminiscent of some animals or whatever but major Japanese-style liberties taken
Posted by: BlackOrchid

It's closer to a real critter than you think. Image search "flapjack octopus."

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2023 05:16 PM (9pRUY)

338 “When are we gonna stop shooting ourselves in the foot? And when are we going to actually see and take the time to look past who is saying things and actually listen to them word for word?”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 23, 2023 05:07 PM (TGPs7)
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There were a handful of people after election night '16 that said wait - what did we miss here? And then a couple days later went full balls to the wall this-must-not-stand along with all the others. She's got a long, long way to go for redemption.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 23, 2023 05:16 PM (DJO/E)

339 316 see my 211.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 23, 2023 05:17 PM (4PZHB)

340 For about 5 minutes Greta looked cute. She hit the wall at a record pace.
Posted by: Montec at October 23, 2023 04:38 PM

Just like KJP, that Muppet lady.

Hey Ace, did you see her latest insanity?

Benny Johnson tweet: https://is.gd/HVxabu

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 23, 2023 05:17 PM (/QIWP)

341 >>Markie Post was incredibly hot.

I remember her doing a few Bikini scenes on The Fall Guy, maybe?

Amazing.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 05:17 PM (zDvF6)

342 Picture this: you spend your life working to send your son to Harvard for med school. When the big day arrives, and he's there, one of his professors is a revolting chimera hemmed together from animal parts by some other mad doctor.

Well... You don't have to picture it, because it's real!

Because Lori Lightfoot is now a professor of Health Policy & Leadership at Harvard's T.H. Chan School of Public Health.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2023 05:17 PM (0FoWg)

343 And Maura Tierney. Before time got to her, she was hot.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 05:14 PM (zDvF6)
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Agree. Stunning lady.

And then you see her on ER.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 05:17 PM (krQz2)

344 Actually it was Jimmy Kimmel.

Somebody got their Jimmies rustled.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at October 23, 2023 05:17 PM (Vu7A1)

345 Octopi are clever buggers.
Check out the utube videos of Rudy the Octopus solving 'get out of the box' problems.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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I read a short story by Stephen Baxter last night where squid are genetically engineered to be smarter so they can operate in space. They launch a female squid who is pregnant (unknown to the scientists) to an asteroid full of organics and water. The squid's progeny end up colonizing the solar system as humanity dies out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2023 05:18 PM (YIVH2)

346 Colbert's immune system kills germs like I dress.

--Da Fetterman.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 23, 2023 05:18 PM (bNf8H)

347 336 Markie Post was incredibly hot.
I really didn't watch Night Court at the time but whoa, she was smokin'.
Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:16 PM (/BBNv)

We've got to the final season of Cheers. Dana Delaney was in an episode. Moar, pleaz.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 23, 2023 05:18 PM (N3zMI)

348 Key & Peele, I think on MadTV, with the gangbanger calling the cops because someone be tookin' his weed.

I've gone to see all of Jordan Peele's movies solely from his TV work. Guy is the new Hitchcock with a sense of humor. I loved NOPE.

Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:18 PM (/BBNv)

349 288 I also think Bill Burr is funny too even though many here do think he's a fuck head.
Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2023 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

He cut Anthony Cumia from a Documentary from about Patrice O’Neil who he was best Friends with because Burr’s wife hated Anthony

Patrice and Anthony were damn funny Check out the bit where Anthony wearing a Nazi Helmet if he can catch more cabs the Patrice who is black. I nearly died with laughter listening to that.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 23, 2023 05:18 PM (dKiJG)

350 This has probably been mentioned but here goes anyway. There is a pretty famous WWII propaganda poster depicting the Japanese Empire as an octopus spreading its tentacles across the Pacific. I don't think the Japanese are Jews.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 23, 2023 05:19 PM (7gEpo)

351 I remember her doing a few Bikini scenes on The Fall Guy, maybe?

Amazing.
Posted by: garrett

Damn.

I bet lee Majors hit it. Dude was a poon magnet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 23, 2023 05:19 PM (R4t5M)

352 Markie Post was incredibly hot.

Posted by: LenNeal

Yep. Died a couple of years ago of cancer.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2023 05:19 PM (NReIw)

353 >>Patrice and Anthony were damn funny Check out the bit where Anthony wearing a Nazi Helmet if he can catch more cabs the Patrice who is black.

That's hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2023 05:19 PM (zDvF6)

354 I was more a fan of 'The State' sketch comedy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 23, 2023 05:14 PM (xcxpd)
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Besides $240 worth of pudding, what do they have?

Of course, I did enjoy Wet, Hot American Summer, with the same crew.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2023 05:19 PM (krQz2)

355 Markie Post did a bit on Hart to Hart in a strapless... thing.
Thank You, YouTube.

Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:20 PM (/BBNv)

356 NOOD

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at October 23, 2023 05:21 PM (Vu7A1)

357 For rapidly-thrown-together comedy skits that only worked sometimes, I've always admired the original late-nighter, Steve Allen. He had good fake man-in-the-street stuff, too.

Once you get back to radio days, you had high-intensity teams who had a day or two to work, which is a whole different world, and Fred was the king -- but you've probably heard of some of the other stars.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 23, 2023 05:21 PM (4PZHB)

358 I will give Bill Burr a pass for one bit: his thing where he describes standing in the shower getting ready to go to work and being physically crippled by some random memory of some thoughtless yet horrible thing you did in 2nd Grade.

THAT was all too real!

Posted by: LenNeal at October 23, 2023 05:22 PM (/BBNv)

359 Remember Paul the Octopus? He knew the score

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 23, 2023 05:22 PM (jQpkq)

360 Nazi imagery from 1938 depicting Jews as an octopus encircling the globe.

https://tinyurl.com/3cknztfw

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2023 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)

361 Was watching a Direct D video of a short compilation of Johnny 5-0 videos doing filming in public places. He was following two cops in an airport, asking them if they had any comment about their comeuppance after falsely arresting a person filming in public the previous week. The cops were walking away, not wanting to comment.

Some lady off camera asked "Are you harassing the cops?"

Johnny 5-0 replied, "Someone has to."

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 23, 2023 05:22 PM (ufFY8)

362 We have no proof the kids were beheaded by beheadings!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 23, 2023 05:23 PM (krqg6)

363 Colbert is MSNBC with a 6 minute editorial. Comedy and Colbert go together like carrots and chili.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 23, 2023 05:23 PM (GwxCX)

364 @342 "School of Public Health" had damwell better =/= "Med School."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 23, 2023 05:24 PM (4PZHB)

365 I read a short story by Stephen Baxter last night where squid are genetically engineered to be smarter so they can operate in space. They launch a female squid who is pregnant (unknown to the scientists) to an asteroid full of organics and water. The squid's progeny end up colonizing the solar system as humanity dies out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2023 05:18 PM (YIVH2)

That already happened happened once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 23, 2023 05:24 PM (gmo/4)

366 By no means did the Nazis invent blaming the Jews in Europe. But Adolf certainly ruined the toothbrush mustache option for all time.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 23, 2023 05:25 PM (3/XaG)

367 You know who I blame?

I blame the octopuses!!!

Damn mollusks always wrapping their filthy ,dripping tentacles around fish and rocks and
banks and oil companies and barber shops.

Making their damn sexy hentai porn!!!

Well, I say fie! Fie on you octopuses!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2023 05:28 PM (QzZeQ)

368 Know who's NOT getting Covid multiple times? Those who never got the jab.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 23, 2023 05:04 PM (Qt4kF)
==
I doubt most who get it now never know they have it.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 23, 2023 05:28 PM (GZYu7)

369
Colbert's doing a sick-out in support of the actor's strike.

Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2023 05:30 PM (j4U/Z)

370 Greta and her Nazi friends look like early Metallica.

Posted by: Snicks at October 23, 2023 05:30 PM (sN2tS)

371 You know who I blame?

I blame the octopuses!!!

Damn mollusks always wrapping their filthy ,dripping tentacles around fish and rocks and
banks and oil companies and barber shops.

Making their damn sexy hentai porn!!!

Well, I say fie! Fie on you octopuses!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2023 05:28 PM (QzZeQ)

+++++++

* Kurt Eichenwald has tenticlely entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 23, 2023 05:33 PM (3uqIH)

372 42 I do wonder what the longterm affects of having an mRNA-trashed immune system will be

That's easy. No immune system at all.

Posted by: Esperman at October 23, 2023 05:58 PM (nNH2y)

373 Edward Snowden was working for Booz when he leaked information about government surveillance on US citizen among other things. They are basically part of the government only even more unaccountable.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2023 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

374 I always wanted a pet octopus. Upon research, they escape the tank and die.

No octopus.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 23, 2023 06:25 PM (Z8Yh2)

375 Pfizer has been putting on fake TV ads to save their own necks

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 23, 2023 06:27 PM (wGqjj)

376 The thing with the Octopus is that there is nothing else in the photos besides the 4 dipshits, their 4 signs, and the octopus, so it was there for a specific and intentional reason. People trying to excuse it, including Greta, have to twist logic to say that they set up this photo, and for no reason at all just happened to include a symbol used in anti-semetic propaganda.

These lefties get no benefit of the doubt either, since for years they tried to claim every innocuous thing was racist or antisemetic.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 23, 2023 07:43 PM (GFk41)

377 Update: Harry Paratestes (I just got that) says this was all a 4chan trolling operation aimed at Tardberg.

; )

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