A Dazed Biden Mumbles Weakly to Reporters While White House Handlers Look On In Grim Apprehension

America is back, baby.

The Islamic street shudders at the sight of this straight-shouldered leader of the west, confident, masterful, and vital. He's like Aragorn, except if Aragorn were an All-American Football Star who almost replaced Roger Staubach as QB at Navy.

Joe Biden addresses reporters in very broken sentences:

"Virtually every

mass shooting

every

circumstance where

large number of people have been victimized and lost, I spoke to them...

I learned a long time ago, but you all learned in your life as well

when someone's going… pic.twitter.com/WBT5wrHjbN
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) October 18, 2023

Right, Sleepy Joe. The guy who calls a lid at ten thirty in the morning and never schedules an event earlier than ten a.m. or later than four p.m. and who goes on vacation every week is spending "three to four hours" standing at events.

It's incredible. This is a joke. He has been living in an alternate world for a decade and not a single person in the press points this out.

Trump, they called for the 25th Amendment 6000 times. Biden hallucinlies every aspect of his entire life and the press doesn't know about the 25th Amendment anymore.

BIDEN: “I’m not suggesting that Hamas deliberately did it … [They] gotta learn how to shoot straight”pic.twitter.com/OgNbm1UpM3
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 18, 2023

Ugh. This ghastly, decrepit parody of a man.

Look at those bizarre devil-horn chins he has now.

😳 Actually I caught a segment of his press conference today showing the same thing and he ended it by snubbing a question and IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY you can hear him say, "I gotta get out of here." 👇 Listen to the end. pic.twitter.com/qS70AG1Pak
— Gracelyn 🇺🇸 (@Gracelyn72) October 19, 2023

"I gotta get out of here." Right, you'd better do that before you have a medical incident, Sleepy Joe.

Look at this monster cringing in the background -- Secretary of State Blinken is in horror about what Biden will slur next, or that he might just have a lethal aneurysm on the spot.

Deb Heine points out: Not enough people are noticing the look of pure terror in the eyes of NSA Spokesliar John Kirby.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:06 PM

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1 !

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 19, 2023 12:06 PM (k6uu5)

2 81 million, most votes counted evah!

Posted by: Inogame at October 19, 2023 12:06 PM (53oGX)

3 Ha! Mornin' Ace. I'll go get em.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 19, 2023 12:06 PM (k6uu5)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 19, 2023 12:06 PM (UHL+s)

5 Too slow

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 19, 2023 12:07 PM (N1DT3)

6 a day ending in Y.

Posted by: henry at October 19, 2023 12:07 PM (JMDly)

7 I nooded.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 19, 2023 12:07 PM (k6uu5)

8 Leader of the Free Stuff World.

Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 12:08 PM (CIFuB)

9 That chin is ridiculous. It's growing testicles.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:08 PM (I/Qkd)

10 is it wrong to wish for windshear on his next flight?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 19, 2023 12:08 PM (nXhwP)

11 Dictator Biden is the picture of "VIBRANT." Right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 19, 2023 12:08 PM (17s+e)

12 That chin is ridiculous. It's growing testicles.

I see nothing amiss.

Posted by: Peter Griffith at October 19, 2023 12:09 PM (I/Qkd)

13 The rot is spreading.
The meat puppet has gone bad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 19, 2023 12:09 PM (xcxpd)

14 No House Speaker and a fried brain President. Schumer and Mitch running the Senate. Whoa, Nelly!

Posted by: mrp at October 19, 2023 12:09 PM (rj6Yv)

15 Dictator Biden is the picture of "VIBRANT."

Exhilarating!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:09 PM (I/Qkd)

16 Top. Men.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 19, 2023 12:09 PM (2Sd5X)

17 "I gotta get out of here," said the Joker to the Queef!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 12:10 PM (krqg6)

18 It's no longer a Republic if you can keep it.. Under Biden it's a World if you can keep it

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2023 12:10 PM (bs+z0)

19 Someone explain his face. It’s not making sense.

Posted by: Seems legit at October 19, 2023 12:10 PM (DcKNO)

20 You've got this, this disheveled mess of oft misfiring brain synapses, a bunch of Democrats who are clearly antisemitic supporters of the terrorists who just mercilessly murdered civilians, and a Republican Party that can't even pick a leader. We are so boned. Buy ammo.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 12:10 PM (vRAKD)

21 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 19, 2023 12:10 PM (+vFC3)

22 Fucking hell. Did he get a chin adapter so he could run it on 220V over there or something?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 12:10 PM (9UlRk)

23 '"three to four hours" standing'

I used to be able to do that, back in the 20th century. Now after ten minutes, my back is like "No Standing."

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 19, 2023 12:10 PM (MvF+J)

24 Slouching towards Armageddon

Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM (CIFuB)

25 They have found hundreds of fraudulent voter registrations in Michigan.

FOUND that many. There are likely exponentially more, but that much is proven.

But anyone who says the 2020 election was stolen is a dangerous right-wing terrorist.*

*No, not a real terrorist. A terrorist of the mind. Not one that kills people. Those terrorists we hand money to.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM (N1DT3)

26 to Biden: mumble incoherently while racking in that sweet, sweet graft.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM (ynpvh)

27 I've never seen anyone look so thoroughly boosted.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM (9UlRk)

28 At some point this guy has to get the stage hook. I think that point is getting close....

Posted by: Norman Spiny at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM (nVdbp)

29 >>That chin is ridiculous. It's growing testicles.

He's a ballchinian.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM (ZLI7S)

30 Biden is still smarter than his staff. Granted his IQ was his shoe size even before his brain atrophied, but the staff exceed him in stupidity every day.

Posted by: henry at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM (JMDly)

31 Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM (fKIdX)

32 "I gotta get out of here," said the Joker to the Queef!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 12:10 PM (krqg6)
==

I laughed. Good thing I didn't have asip of coffee.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM (17s+e)

33 Does Joe live in a constant fantasy?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM (HfNu5)

34 I would state that the press is carrying Joe's water, but it's probably in a Foley catheter bag.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 19, 2023 12:12 PM (481GL)

35 Janet Yellen has the West Coast Fed banks behind her, as well as the EU banks. In the expected financial collapse of the dollar, that will be seen to be important.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2023 12:12 PM (xhaym)

36 "Secretary of State Blinken is in horror"

Priceless.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 19, 2023 12:12 PM (MvF+J)

37 20 has it right; also give psalm 37 a read

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 19, 2023 12:12 PM (+vFC3)

38 9 That chin is ridiculous. It's growing testicles.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:08 PM (I/Qkd)

Well to be fair, he's always been a dickhead.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2023 12:12 PM (uSHSS)

39 25 They have found hundreds of fraudulent voter registrations in Michigan.

FOUND that many. There are likely exponentially more, but that much is proven.

But anyone who says the 2020 election was stolen is a dangerous right-wing terrorist.*

*No, not a real terrorist. A terrorist of the mind. Not one that kills people. Those terrorists we hand money to.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM (N1DT3)

Dems: "You can't find someone that doesn't exist".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

40 Fucking hell. Did he get a chin adapter so he could run it on 220V over there or something?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 12:10 PM

220. 221, whatever it takes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2023 12:12 PM (Utijz)

41 9 That chin is ridiculous. It's growing testicles.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:08 PM (I/Qkd)

Everything sags as you get older.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 19, 2023 12:12 PM (YwyqV)

42 You Reich-Wingers are so hypocritical! Dr. Jordan Peterson has lots of pauses, tangents and strange analogies, and you call him brilliant, thoughtful and insightful. Biden does the same, and your ideological blinders force you to make wild conspiracy theories about mental incompetence and dementia!!!

Posted by: Panicked Leftist Apologists at October 19, 2023 12:12 PM (JCZqz)

43 I like how he told those Israeli's whose Families were butchered that he knows about losing a loved one.... Not exactly the same

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (bs+z0)

44 I propose a slap fight between potatohead and McTurtle.

I bet tater wins in a KO.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (l10hq)

45 Does Joe live in a constant fantasy?

It's a matter of debate as to whether or not he still qualifies as "alive".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (I/Qkd)

46 Slouching towards Armageddon
Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM (CIFuB)

Shuffling. Shuffling to Armageddon.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (xhaym)

47 @2

>>81 million, most votes counted evah!

That' because everyone hated Trump and got tired of winning.

So much better with runaway inflation, wars on multiple fronts and coming economic crash than a guy who writes mean tweets.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (rc3Z7)

48 9 That chin is ridiculous. It's growing testicles.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:08 PM (I/Qkd)
________

Well, the Veep is expert at fitting testicles on her chin, isn't she?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (brAQZ)

49 Eighty.

One.

Million.

"Votes."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (KbCG3)

50 might just have a fecal analeurysm on the spot.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (0fIkm)

51 He really is possessed by a demon. The horns are wrong, but then again, he never does anything right.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 19, 2023 12:14 PM (6xRrr)

52 "I gotta get out of here."

Sounds like he just had his first moment of clarity since moving into the Whitehouse.

Posted by: dave's not here, man at October 19, 2023 12:14 PM (raPis)

53 He's an evil man. Always has been.

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2023 12:14 PM (FQmDC)

54 And yet this guy along with brain freeze McConnell are running laps around their political adversaries.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at October 19, 2023 12:14 PM (/qa9n)

55 44 I propose a slap fight between potatohead and McTurtle.

I bet tater wins in a KO.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (l10hq)

No bet, but I will take the under on "punches landed".

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 19, 2023 12:14 PM (YwyqV)

56 I like how he told those Israeli's whose Families were butchered that he knows about losing a loved one.... Not exactly the same

Was Beau killed by Hamas?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:14 PM (I/Qkd)

57 That track suit he is wearing sure give off "Grandpa in the nursing home vibe".

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (gmo/4)

58 He's got the old man, zip-up sweater thing down pat. Wonder if there's a slit in the back for Blinken's hand?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (MZ+PY)

59 I like how he told those Israeli's whose Families were butchered that he knows about losing a loved one.... Not exactly the same
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (bs+z0)

Give him a break, he is also dealing with the horror of having the exhaust hood above his stove catch fire once.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (xhaym)

60 This administration is setting a pretty high bar when it comes to removing the chief executive due to an inability to discharge their duties.

Seriously... what does it take to remove someone who's obviously warmed over death?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (Q4IgG)

61 Drives me crazy there are still people saying he's doing a great job. Actual people. On tv.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (DcKNO)

62 "...gone through something...not the same...but similar..."

********

...like when my kitchen stove caught fire and we had to stand outside for fifteen minutes while the fire department aired out the smoke...

Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (l4B/J)

63 81 million, most votes counted evah!
Posted by: Inogame at October 19, 2023 12:06 PM (53oGX)

Counted? Ain't nobody got time for that. We just write down whatever number we want. -- Detroit poll workers

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (uvymP)

64 What Democrat is going to step up and say "I'm challenging Joe Biden?"

I'm genuinely shocked that no one has yet, I think much of it is they feel confident they can knock Trump off again even with Biden.

Posted by: Blago at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (wMRY8)

65 That chin is ridiculous. It's growing testicles.
----------
It's a little-known fact that yer overextended philtrum was a problem in Ancient Greece, thus the Greek name Testicles -- or Balls-Chin.

Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (krqg6)

66 Liberals: Man, we're lucky Trump isn't in charge when the world is falling apart.

Conservatives: The world wasn't falling apart when Trump was in charge.

Liberals: Shut up, racist. Also, here's your coffee.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (KbCG3)

67 Biden also has Furniture Disease. His chest sank down to his drawers.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (vRAKD)

68 This is what happens when they don't get him all drugged up first.

Still, it better than having president that said "pussy"

Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (JojsZ)

69 The sick man of America

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2023 12:16 PM (0YHMS)

70 30 Biden is still smarter than his staff. Granted his IQ was his shoe size even before his brain atrophied, but the staff exceed him in stupidity every day.
Posted by: henry at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM

I disagree. Biden obviously thinks he still has it, and can speak freely (and extemporaneously!) with the media. His handlers know the truth, and are taking the well-warranted precaution of standing by to save him from himself.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 19, 2023 12:16 PM (JCZqz)

71 67 Biden also has Furniture Disease. His chest sank down to his drawers.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (vRAKD)

snort

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 19, 2023 12:16 PM (xcxpd)

72 44 I propose a slap fight between potatohead and McTurtle.

I bet tater wins in a KO.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (l10hq)

"...."--McTurtle

Translation: "It all happened so fast!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

73 I'm sure somebody beat me to it, but these people have soulless eyes. Is there anybody human in this administration??

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 19, 2023 12:16 PM (JrYM1)

74 Regional talk radio hosts Walton & Johnson mentioned a video of F. Joe this morning where, in his pajamas, he got loose from his handlers on Air Force One and was wandering around the plane, terrifying Blinken and the SS guys. Anybody seen that one?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2023 12:16 PM (J2vNu)

75
Dewlap

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2023 12:16 PM (XeU6L)

76 Notice in the one answer Joe almost gave out top secret information on signals capabilities of the U.S. military?

Feeble old man.

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 12:16 PM (gmo/4)

77 [They] gotta learn how to shoot straight

Is he saying it would have been better if they hit an Israeli hospital?

Posted by: A. Blinken at October 19, 2023 12:16 PM (Vu7A1)

78 Hmmm.

So the break is going to come from him saying something he thinks is helping.
But it's going to be based on present-day of 1993.

He's going to say something like how he called Arafat and asked him to a peace summit. But worse.

They are heavily dosing him with some sort of lithium to dull him from the usual dementia anger.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (jlIY0)

79 >>>No House Speaker and a fried brain President. Schumer and Mitch running the Senate. Whoa, Nelly!
Posted by: mrp at October 19, 2023 12:09 PM

----

Fear not. Today is next Thursday's last Thursday. We can just go forward into the future unburdened by what has been. Mkay?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (OLqcY)

80 49 Eighty.

One.

Million.

"Votes."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (KbCG3)

One.

Massive.

Voter.

Fraud.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

81 46 Slouching towards Armageddon
Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 12:11 PM (CIFuB)

Shuffling. Shuffling to Armageddon.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (xhaym)

*Trips*

"It's black!"

Posted by: Sloe Joe at speaking event at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (2Sd5X)

82 Of course they're looking on in terror, at ant moment this feeble minded dunce may actually tell ther American people what is actually going on.

I mean it seems like it's even spreading, as Blinken said they basically know Hamas is getting this $100 million gift from Biden, but he'll send them a angry letter if they use it for weapons. Sure they didn't want him to let that slip out.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (BcMbj)

83 Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (xhaym)

********

*shakes tiny fist impotently*

Curses Kindltot. Drat you to heck!!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (l4B/J)

84 Willowed, but it applies to this thread as well, and it's a good song, so...

Obligatory song "Everybody Knows" by Leonard Cohen:
https://youtu.be/Gxd23UVID7k

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (qPw5n)

85 @53

>>He's an evil man. Always has been.

True, but he has some wild ability that makes enough people like him.

For instance, he is on camera using the N-Word and making wildly inappropriate racial remarks up to and including bragging about Delaware being a slave state and calling black people boy.

Yet somehow it just all slides off.

Remarkable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (rc3Z7)

86
81 million, most votes counted evah!

Posted by: Inogame at October 19, 2023 12:06 PM

81 million ballots.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (t6XCL)

87 What Democrat is going to step up and say "I'm challenging Joe Biden?"

I'm genuinely shocked that no one has yet, I think much of it is they feel confident they can knock Trump off again even with Biden.
Posted by: Blago at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (wMRY

No one is going to "run against Joe" on the Dem side without Kalorama's blessing.

Posted by: mrp at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (rj6Yv)

88 51 He really is possessed by a demon. The horns are wrong, but then again, he never does anything right.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 19, 2023 12:14 PM (6xRrr)

His demon is retarded too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

89 So frequent that it didn't merit, "get this."

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (as3uC)

90 Joey is growing chin horns

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2023 12:18 PM (0YHMS)

91 This is elder abuse. Pure and simple. Perpetrated by Jill (I'm a doctor!) and Obama's stooges.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2023 12:18 PM (N39Ws)

92 Biden has the face of a seriously ill man.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 19, 2023 12:18 PM (HfNu5)

93 "You know I always get criticized sometimes by my staff because when I go to these events I stay for 3 or 4 hours and answer all their questions."

Old Grandpop is reliving his Glory Years deep in his head again. Remembering the 1970's when he was an up and coming Senator with a wife and family, and he was banging that sweet young babysitter Jill also.

Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 12:18 PM (CIFuB)

94 "Secretary of State Blinken is in horror"

Maybe in fear the plane was going to get shot down. I'd be.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 19, 2023 12:18 PM (MvF+J)

95 I’m sorry this is off-topic, but Suzanne Somers’ death may have triggered a late-‘70s relapse in me. I spent much of my high school years reading books and issues of National Review in my room, not watching “Three’s Company”, hating John Ritter for being so bland and well-adjusted, assuming his character was sleeping with both women, typical of my adolescent mind. Recently I’ve started working from home more often and ordering ‘70s issues of NR off eBay. It’s nothing a team of Swiss psychiatrists couldn’t get to the bottom of. Like Jerry to George on Seinfeld: “You need the whole team”. Biden’s team is probably way too overworked and expensive.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at October 19, 2023 12:18 PM (hsWtj)

96
In Staubach's last year (1964), Navy was 3-6-1 and lost to Army 11-8.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 12:18 PM (MoZTd)

97 Between FJB and Kamala - it's a race to the bottom to see who can utter the most nonsense.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2023 12:18 PM (N39Ws)

98 When Biden finally face plants on the White House lawn, that chin is going to stick in like a lawn dart. They'll need a crowbar to get it out.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 12:18 PM (vRAKD)

99 So is he giving a prime time speech tonight ? I heard he was ... It's about getting a couple 100 billion more for Ukrai.. I mean Israel

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2023 12:19 PM (bs+z0)

100 Did any of you see the tweet that was up for an hour of Biden shaking hands with Delta operators (with their faces showing)????

Holy shit, what a clusterf*ck of protocol mismanagement.

The dumbasses running Biden are pathetic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2023 12:19 PM (DcKNO)

101 17 "I gotta get out of here," said the Joker to the Queef!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 12:10 PM (krqg6)

I read that in Jimi Hendrix's voice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 19, 2023 12:19 PM (xcxpd)

102 True, but he has some wild ability that makes enough people like him.

For instance, he is on camera using the N-Word and making wildly inappropriate racial remarks up to and including bragging about Delaware being a slave state and calling black people boy.

Yet somehow it just all slides off.

Remarkable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (rc3Z7)

That remarkable ability is contained in the "-D" behind his name. You too can have that ability, provided you're willing to sell your soul to Moloch.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 19, 2023 12:19 PM (fKIdX)

103 66 Liberals: Man, we're lucky Trump isn't in charge when the world is falling apart.

Conservatives: The world wasn't falling apart when Trump was in charge.

Liberals: Shut up, racist. Also, here's your coffee.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (KbCG3)

That coffee's got spit in it, maybe more than that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:19 PM (ynpvh)

104 That's not a look of horror. It's a look of love.

Posted by: Kirby vacuum at October 19, 2023 12:19 PM (63Dwl)

105 Shuffling to Armageddon.

********

Armageddon sick and tired of all these end of the world predictions.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2023 12:19 PM (l4B/J)

106 I felt pure terror too because we are all f*cked at this point

also the chin thing is the fillers slipping down

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 19, 2023 12:19 PM (AcWfM)

107 Y'all realize there will be zero presidential debates next year, right?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at October 19, 2023 12:19 PM (/qa9n)

108 "Fuck me. We're boned here, aren't we?"

"Yeah, pretty much. "

"What do we do?"

"Pfff. I dunno. Maybe get the riggers to give him some chin balls or something, so that becomes the Topic Of The Day."

"Stray voltage?"

"Sure. Why not. Whatever. You got any schneef on you?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 12:19 PM (9UlRk)

109 Thought it was decided that lithium *causes* symptoms of mental illness?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 19, 2023 12:20 PM (0fIkm)

110 Eighty.

One.

Million.

"Votes."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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One.

Massive.

Voter.

Fraud.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
=====
Five gold Chings!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 12:20 PM (krqg6)

111 Look at those bizarre devil-horn chins he has now.

-----------

That's the adrenochrome -- being directly injected into his few remaining functional brain cells -- pooling.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 12:20 PM (v6zUe)

112 I don’t know…. He’s had many worse moments IMHO. He actually seemed halfway cogent in the clips…. It’s a low bar he has to clear: Just avoid pulling a Nadler…

I did see a story this morning about some flight to London that had to stop on an island somewhere because one of the passengers dropped a Nadler on the floor of the lavatory and the stench was so bad they had to land and clean/sanitize

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 19, 2023 12:20 PM (3WbjW)

113
Just...wow.

Did you notice the little smirk at the end of Biden's joke about the Palis needing to learn to shoot straight.

Man, was he proud of that. Pure comedy gold that was.

I get it! The Palis need to learn to shoot straight so they can kill more Israel instead of their own people.
Ha ha ha ugh*barfs*

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2023 12:20 PM (QzZeQ)

114 There's a metaphor that states something like "the president is the face of our country". Welp, maybe it's time for a facelift.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 12:20 PM (vRAKD)

115 Seriously... what does it take to remove someone who's obviously warmed over death?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (Q4IgG)

It is VP Harris, some Republican to be determined by vote sometime in the next couple of months, Senator Patty Murray, Blinken and then Janet Yellen.
After that it is Merrick Garland.

There is not one of them I would trust to accurately count the receipts from a taco stand at the end of the day and deposit it at the bank's night deposit

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2023 12:20 PM (xhaym)

116 >>Y'all realize there will be zero presidential debates next year, right?

Do you really think there is a person in the US who can't see the difference between Joe and Donald now?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:21 PM (ZLI7S)

117 114 There's a metaphor that states something like "the president is the face of our country". Welp, maybe it's time for a facelift.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 12:20 PM (vRAKD)

Given that America is clearly walking backwards, it makes sense.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 19, 2023 12:21 PM (KbCG3)

118 When I was ahhh oh you know I was I was a poor black child. You know back then I was c..c..c....called a pickataney. Anyway, my family was burned out of th.. th.. th. oh you know the housey thing by the Car for Children Chuurch. Yeah we knew it was terrorist. TERRORIST MEGANOPICSER REPUBICS!! That's why we support the Patiostines with 100 bitillion donuts for hubmanis sakee. I...I.. go to... SHUT UP STRIPED SON A BITS.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2023 12:21 PM (17s+e)

119 97 Between FJB and Kamala - it's a race to the bottom to see who can utter the most nonsense.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2023 12:18 PM (N39Ws)

TBF, Kumalas mouth is often full, so hard to understand her.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:21 PM (ynpvh)

120 "Conservatives: The world wasn't falling apart when Trump was in charge."

2017-2019, OK. 2020 was Fall-Apart City.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 19, 2023 12:22 PM (MvF+J)

121 I noticed the look on Kirby's face. And then he said something to Blinken. Wish I knew what it was.

Posted by: PJ at October 19, 2023 12:22 PM (G1dq6)

122

Back when I was a kid.

- Joe Biden, PRESIDENTIAL

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 19, 2023 12:22 PM (UCNv1)

123 i remember seeing obama some years ago at one town hall or another. someone would ask a question, obama would ramble for maybe five minutes with lots of "uh" and "uh" and "uh" and someone told me this was because obama was thinking about his answer. and by the time he finished you weren't even sure what the question had been. president with the highest i.q. ever.

but biden was always pretty dumb to start with so no surprise that he gets worse every month.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 19, 2023 12:22 PM (B1FKF)

124 I really need to stop watching the local news. Some stories are so insipid and/or retarded.

But at least newly married Kristen Aguirre is showing off her big jugs.

Not the cutest, but big jugs.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 19, 2023 12:22 PM (ufFY8)

125 9 That chin is ridiculous. It's growing testicles.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Why it's a ballchinian!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 19, 2023 12:22 PM (LdguF)

126 Well, it's not like F. Joe just rewarded Hamas by giving them $100 million.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 12:22 PM (v6zUe)

127 Kind of amazing, funding for Ukraine was losing momentum faster than I've ever seen so they found another "war" to fund.

Israel is entirely capable of funding their own wars.

America, the world's dumbest money launderer.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2023 12:22 PM (DcKNO)

128 {91} This is elder abuse. Pure and simple. Perpetrated by Jill (I'm a doctor!) and Obama's stooges.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2023 12:18 PM (N39Ws)

Perhaps so, but this man clung to government power, grifting, and kabuki theater his whole life. We've seen others in Congress who clung to it right up unto death far too many times. Why should Biden be any different, and why should I feel any sympathy for him for the outcome of his choices?

Honestly, I feel sorry for the citizenry having to endure this man and his ilk.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 19, 2023 12:22 PM (qPw5n)

129 I wonder if Biden has lucid moments any longer, and in those moments if he realizes that not a single family member gives a f*ck about him. What a way to go.

Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at October 19, 2023 12:23 PM (QpUKb)

130
Y'all realize there will be zero presidential debates next year, right?
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at October 19, 2023 12:19 PM (/qa9n)

_________

Praise the Lord! Debates are the most useless tradition that only only puffs up the self-regard of journalists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 12:23 PM (MoZTd)

131 >>107 Y'all realize there will be zero presidential debates next year, right?
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but?

Trump should debate the empty ~~chair~~ hoveround.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 12:23 PM (l10hq)

132 What Democrat is going to step up and say "I'm challenging Joe Biden?"

I'm genuinely shocked that no one has yet, I think much of it is they feel confident they can knock Trump off again even with Biden.
Posted by: Blago

They can't. The base is still brainwashed to be fully behind Biden. Anyone challenging him will be forced to point out his flaws/failures, which is unpermitable, and will never be broadcast through the MSM. Plus, a challenger will be an instant traitor and pariah in the party, destroying any future office chances.

No...Joe runs, resigns, or dies. Those are the only options.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 19, 2023 12:23 PM (JCZqz)

133 No House Speaker and a fried brain President. Schumer and Mitch running the Senate. Whoa, Nelly!
Posted by: mrp at October 19, 2023 12:09 PM (rj6Yv)

The same people are running the country now as have been running the country for, at least, the last several years. We can call it a cabal of high level permanent bureaucrats, we can suggest that it's representatives of the WEF, but for sure it's someone we don't know and didn't agree to.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:23 PM (uvymP)

134 His demon is retarded too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

LOL!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 19, 2023 12:23 PM (6xRrr)

135 What in the freaking world? Who is the real president?

Posted by: Mr pink at October 19, 2023 12:23 PM (XBxCZ)

136 The moldy cheese long slipped off Joey's stale cracker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2023 12:24 PM (0YHMS)

137 When I was ahhh oh you know I was I was a poor black child. You know back then I was c..c..c....called a pickataney. Anyway, my family was burned out of th.. th.. th. oh you know the housey thing by the Car for Children Chuurch. Yeah we knew it was terrorist. TERRORIST MEGANOPICSER REPUBICS!! That's why we support the Patiostines with 100 bitillion donuts for hubmanis sakee. I...I.. go to... SHUT UP STRIPED SON A BITS.

Eerily accurate.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:24 PM (I/Qkd)

138 124 I really need to stop watching the local news. Some stories are so insipid and/or retarded.

But at least newly married Kristen Aguirre is showing off her big jugs.

Not the cutest, but big jugs.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 19, 2023 12:22 PM (ufFY

Tetones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:24 PM (ynpvh)

139 Is uncensored picture of Delta with Biden true?

Posted by: Goatweed at October 19, 2023 12:24 PM (0Q/6W)

140

More like Randolph Agarn than Aragorn . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 12:24 PM (x0n13)

141 135 What in the freaking world? Who is the real president?
Posted by: Mr pink at October 19, 2023 12:23 PM (XBxCZ)

Jarrett, Obama Susan Rice.....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2023 12:24 PM (bs+z0)

142 State Department issues worldwide caution advisory to U.S. citizens

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at October 19, 2023 12:24 PM (/qa9n)

143
Yet there are over 300 elected Democrats willing to swear Joey's got it all together, how could they all be wrong, Ultramagaboy?

Posted by: Auspex at October 19, 2023 12:25 PM (j4U/Z)

144 Good gawd! What's the matter with his chin? Are they electrodes? Looks pretty sickening. Oh, and shall we play yet another game of "Imagine if President Trump" said the Hamas terrorists need to learn to shoot straight...

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 19, 2023 12:25 PM (mupln)

145 re 120: who thinks 2020 would have turned out better if hillary had been president? all those who want to say 'yes', get your head out of your butt.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 19, 2023 12:25 PM (B1FKF)

146 I noticed the look on Kirby's face. And then he said something to Blinken. Wish I knew what it was.

"We. Are. So. Boned."

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:25 PM (I/Qkd)

147 Someone explain his face. It’s not making sense.
Posted by: Seems legit at October 19, 2023 12:10 PM (DcKNO)

Have you ever seen "The Exorcist"? The girl's face changes as the demon gains greater and greater control. I'm not saying that this is the same thing but I'm not saying it's not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:25 PM (uvymP)

148 No one is going to "run against Joe" on the Dem side without Kalorama's blessing.
Posted by: mrp at October 19, 2023 12:17 PM (rj6Yv)

There is also the DNC's Superdelegates that can override the vote count for the regular delegates.

That is why Robert Jr went independent

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2023 12:25 PM (xhaym)

149 Notice how he speaks one phrase at a time, with a distinct pause between? I think that aide behind his right shoulder is pulling a string...

*******

"There's a snake in my boots!!

"Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!"

Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2023 12:25 PM (l4B/J)

150 I CAN'T BREATHE

Posted by: Joe Biden's last brain cell at October 19, 2023 12:25 PM (OBuuS)

151 Artificial intelligence has more humanity.

---------

* Stealing that *

And snopes.com rates this as only "mostly true."

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 12:25 PM (v6zUe)

152 >>What in the freaking world? Who is the real president?

Pretty sure the Ayatolah is running our State Department.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2023 12:25 PM (Pi2SS)

153 'What Democrat is going to step up and say "I'm challenging Joe Biden?"'

What Dem is dissatisfied with what he's doing? He is [his handlers are] quite successfully degrading the USA. Who could sink us faster?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 19, 2023 12:26 PM (MvF+J)

154 116 >>Y'all realize there will be zero presidential debates next year, right?

Do you really think there is a person in the US who can't see the difference between Joe and Donald now?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:21 PM (ZLI7S)

As I've said every month this year, 1st party to drop the geriatric wins.

Neither seems to be on the path to do so...yet.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 19, 2023 12:26 PM (exHjb)

155 131 >>107 Y'all realize there will be zero presidential debates next year, right?
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but?

Trump should debate the empty chair hoveround.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 12:23 PM (l10hq)

MSM will choose the debate winner like those debate judges who awarded the win to those black girls who mouthed out all sorts of nonsense.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

156 Jordan called off the third vote and is asking for increased powers to Patrick McHenry until Jan.3. He is still running for speaker but wants the House to reconvene for regular order tasks.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2023 12:26 PM (hAe9e)

157 I have to start an editing project but have no motivation. Not sure why... also have another project (no rush) on the back burner but last time I started it, I got about 1/3 of it done and when putting it together found much of it was formatted incorrectly due to imported files and had to be scrapped; and so had to start again from the beginning. Again, not very motivated...
Lots of yard work pre-Winter to do, but it's 45 degrees and soaking wet outside.
I'm seriously considering going to the office, making coffee, and staring out the window.

Posted by: Democrats On Substack at October 19, 2023 12:26 PM (/BBNv)

158 Like Ginsberg and Feinstein, power is all Joey loves.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2023 12:27 PM (0YHMS)

159 Do you really think there is a person in the US who can't see the difference between Joe and Donald now?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:21 PM (ZLI7S)

They ALL can. Some of them just don't want to.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 19, 2023 12:27 PM (6xRrr)

160 They're gonna pump him full of meth for his speech tonight.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 19, 2023 12:27 PM (cl+Gq)

161
The chin horns are subcutaneous ampules of dementia juice from Pfizer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 12:27 PM (x0n13)

162 The Democrat-Communists are destroying our country.

Meanwhile, the Grand Old Pussies are in the bathroom masturbating.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 19, 2023 12:28 PM (qUkBO)

163 Dems: "You can't find someone that doesn't exist".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

Also Dems: "It worked, didn't it."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:28 PM (uvymP)

164
The Democrats say they're the defenders of Our Democracy, but they have an amazingly thimble-rigged primary and convention process that only nominates the "correct" candidate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 12:28 PM (MoZTd)

165 Keep hoping Sundowner strokes out every day

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2023 12:28 PM (RxFwt)

166 As I've said every month this year, 1st party to drop the geriatric wins.

I agree, except that if Trump withdrew, and (presumably) DeSantis was the new top dog, do you really think the Dems won't arrange to Prigozhin Biden? I'm pretty sure they're going to already.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:28 PM (I/Qkd)

167 139 Is uncensored picture of Delta with Biden true?
Posted by: Goatweed at October 19, 2023 12:24 PM (0Q/6W)

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Yes. I saw the picture of the Delta guys boxed out by the poster. It was posted with faces fully exposed by the Biden dumbasses.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2023 12:28 PM (DcKNO)

168 Who is Joe's chief of staff?....never hear him mentioned.

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at October 19, 2023 12:28 PM (AwYPR)

169 Just another... I mean Jesus along ring. Those..ah......... you... ahh... OK than. I gotta grow. Me nighty night.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2023 12:28 PM (17s+e)

170 >>161
The chin horns are subcutaneous ampules of dementia juice from Pfizer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Drip horns by Pfizer.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 12:29 PM (l10hq)

171 They should reboot Eastwood's, Unforgiven, and Biden would be the sheriff.

Or better yet, reboot Caligula and he can play the old guy.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2023 12:29 PM (ogTP0)

172 >>They ALL can. Some of them just don't want to.

Exactly. And debates aren't going to change that.

The only way Joe gets reelected is though cheating so pervasive it will be obvious from outer space. Even the Democrat polls how have Trump ahead in the swing states.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)

173 Does Joe live in a constant fantasy?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

It's only fantasy if you know it is. Like ComiCon.

To Slow Joe, it's his reality.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2023 12:29 PM (+lnIr)

174 156 Jordan called off the third vote and is asking for increased powers to Patrick McHenry until Jan.3. He is still running for speaker but wants the House to reconvene for regular order tasks.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2023 12:26 PM (hAe9e)

With no SotH, what does that do for current order of succession after Kameltoe? Does we skip over that and move to the next slot?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2023 12:29 PM (N39Ws)

175 Yes. I saw the picture of the Delta guys boxed out by the poster. It was posted with faces fully exposed by the Biden dumbasses.

WTH are you people talking about?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:29 PM (I/Qkd)

176 Biden is a drooling corrupt idiot. The bigger problem is the staff including Blinken, Granholm, Kerry etc, who are both stupid and blindly ideological. I have to wonder if Schumer is thinking given the threat to Israel was both funded by this administration and fomented by its weakness.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 19, 2023 12:29 PM (dAcUc)

177

Notice the outfit Biden is wearing:

PJ's or the tracksuit the guys from the PLO wore when they killed the Israeli Munich olympians?

Yikes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 12:30 PM (x0n13)

178 Joey Bidet, the Teddy Ruxpin President.

Think I wrote a story like that on old blog - The Prompt Chancellor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2023 12:30 PM (0YHMS)

179 I no longer have respect for any of the servants of a corrupt regime.

The American government no longer has any moral authority.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 19, 2023 12:30 PM (xcxpd)

180 Or better yet, reboot Caligula and he can play the old guy.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2023 12:29 PM (ogTP0)

The old guy on the cart in Monty Python.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 19, 2023 12:30 PM (cl+Gq)

181 I am surprised this evil man is still breathing my oxygen.

But, evil,so...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 19, 2023 12:30 PM (ufFY8)

182 re 131: let trump do what reagan did (if i recall correctly he did a debate with john anderson and without carter): trump can debate rfk jr and they can spend a lot of time talking about what a train wreck biden has been.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (B1FKF)

183 What in the freaking world? Who is the real president?
Posted by: Mr pink at October 19, 2023 12:23 PM (XBxCZ)

Jarrett, Obama Susan Rice.....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2023 12:24 PM (bs+z0)

-----------

All loyal to the Muslim Brotherhood and bought & paid for by Chairman Xi.

/Only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (v6zUe)

184 Funny IMAGE. How many boobs do you count??

https://tinyurl.com/4s38tsu4

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (krqg6)

185 Nova Local,
We're watching a weird game of Geriatric Political Chicken. Each side thinks their old guy can defeat the other old guy, so they both stay the course, not wanting to look weak.
But almost anyone else on either side can defeat the other side's old guy.

Posted by: Wally at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (hqVaF)

186 Notice the outfit Biden is wearing:

PJ's or the tracksuit the guys from the PLO wore when they killed the Israeli Munich olympians?

I'll bet the tracksuit has a trapdoor backside. You know, for easy and quick cleanups.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (I/Qkd)

187 >>> White House Handlers Look On In Grim Apprehension

You know the handlers have got to have a betting pool for when Creepy Pervey has his final 'moment'.
Pool has got to have running since his first day in office and growing bu thousand$ each month he has held out since then.

Those staffers looking on with 'Grim Apprehension' are afraid that this is that last 'moment' but they bet another timeslot and may lose the pot.

Someone is grinning like they just won a million $

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (QJtNt)

188 What Democrat is going to step up and say "I'm challenging Joe Biden?"

Maybe the demon infesting Biden is of a higher rank than the demons infesting those who would challenge him.

I'm genuinely shocked that no one has yet, I think much of it is they feel confident they can knock Trump off again even with Biden.
Posted by: Blago at October 19, 2023 12:15 PM (wMRY

Maybe they think Trump has the general sewn up as well and they don't want to lose.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (uvymP)

189 Munich tracksuit?

Oi

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (0YHMS)

190 With no SotH, what does that do for current order of succession after Kameltoe? Does we skip over that and move to the next slot?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
===

We get the lack of brain trust Patty Murray. All 78 IQ points of her.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (17s+e)

191 Or better yet, reboot Caligula and he can play the old guy.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2023 12:29 PM (ogTP0)

I was thinking he could be the person who killed John Wyck's dog. All those propping him up are the ones that get between Wyck and the dog killer.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (N39Ws)

192 187 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (QJtNt)

A poll like that is about as easy to rig as an election, hint-hint.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 12:32 PM (x0n13)

193 Well, it's not like F. Joe just rewarded Hamas by giving them $100 million.

Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 12:22 PM (v6zUe)

I think that's what Senile Joe meant when he said, "I got it done."

All that dumb fuck does is spend taxpayer's money, it's his one move. And I suppose collecting his 10% along with that.

So, okay. Two moves:

1) Fecklessly spend taxpayer money on whatever to drive up inflation.

2) Collect his portion of graft.

If Iran blew up New york City, Senile joe would "solve" the problem by paying them a few billion dollars.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2023 12:33 PM (QzZeQ)

194 A chin like that might develop over a lifetime of thoughtful chin-stroking. Or it might contain the draining pus of dead brain. I'm sure I've seen a photo of a guy with surgically-implanted ball bearings in his chin, looked like that.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 19, 2023 12:33 PM (MvF+J)

195 Regional talk radio hosts Walton & Johnson mentioned a video of F. Joe this morning where, in his pajamas, he got loose from his handlers on Air Force One and was wandering around the plane, terrifying Blinken and the SS guys. Anybody seen that one?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2023 12:16 PM (J2vNu)

I assume he was trying to hump all the reporters.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:33 PM (uvymP)

196 190 With no SotH, what does that do for current order of succession after Kameltoe? Does we skip over that and move to the next slot?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
===

We get the lack of brain trust Patty Murray. All 78 IQ points of her.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (17s+e)

Yup. President pro-temp of the Senate.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

197 Gowdy, Nunes, Jordan.

Committe heads that produced jack and shit.

Not accidental.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 12:33 PM (Z8Yh2)

198 But kill off enough, and Merrick Garland could be President.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

199 He can't even make some intelligent remarks about Israel without reading from note cards. Man needs to be out of the Oval Office and with some full time nursing care, which considering the incredible amounts of money he got through bribes and influence pedaling-his family can well afford.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2023 12:33 PM (uK1Sg)

200 Bite the crank man... I can bench press a B-52 !! So, back off dutchbag ........

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2023 12:33 PM (VYql4)

201 Blinken is terrified because he's imagining Hanukkah with his extended family this December.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2023 12:34 PM (wb1YC)

202 State Department issues worldwide caution advisory to U.S. citizens
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but?

Caution Advisory:
Always carry $10,000 cash on you in case we have to pull your ass out during an emergency.

--US Government

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2023 12:34 PM (+lnIr)

203 >>But almost anyone else on either side can defeat the other side's old guy.

Have you seen the Democrat bench? Who is this mystery candidate who would step in and automatically become the frontrunner?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:34 PM (ZLI7S)

204 He's a master of cocksuckerage.

Posted by: Old Commenters Never Die at October 19, 2023 12:34 PM (sWM8x)

205 Too bad the door wasn’t nearby and partially open.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 12:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

206 They should reboot Eastwood's, Unforgiven, and Biden would be the sheriff.

Or better yet, reboot Caligula and he can play the old guy.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2023 12:29 PM (ogTP0)

You know the best we could hope for would be something that was like a live action Statler and Waldorf film.

Which would be awesome, by the way.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (xhaym)

207
If those Japs would have better aim, they would have completely decimated our Navy at Pearl Harbor and we couldn't have gotten into WWII.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (+oR7L)

208 Happy International Pronoun Day

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (dKiJG)

209 "81 million, most votes counted evah! ---
81 million ballots."

81 million electronically manufactured "votes" that were later (in some cases) backed up with (fake) ballot box stuffing.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (Cus5s)

210 Time for Biden to be removed from office with the 25th Amendment. The man has no clue where he is or what he is saying. Kamala is bad, but she is not this bad.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (CecP5)

211 Caroline Glick opines that the reason Biden went to Israel at all was to slow the Israeli roll. They can't attack while he's there, and Biden (Blinken) is hoping they can delay it longer.

Posted by: PJ at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (G1dq6)

212 203 >>But almost anyone else on either side can defeat the other side's old guy.

Have you seen the Democrat bench? Who is this mystery candidate who would step in and automatically become the frontrunner?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:34 PM (ZLI7S)

Gavin. Rested, Oiled, and Ready.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

213 @156

>>Jordan called off the third vote and is asking for increased powers to Patrick McHenry until Jan.3.

Not sure how Jordan can call off anything as he is not the SOH or in leadership.

More than likely the group that runs sh*t told him he is never going to get the votes and this is simply allowing Jordan to save face and not be made a laughing stock by his "colleagues."

Remember, Conservatives not backing moderates is literally terrorism, moderates not backing Conservatives is simply the exercise of Principled Republicanism in the search for a Quality Candidate.

Or Alternatively...

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (rc3Z7)

214 they can spend a lot of time talking about what a train wreck biden has been.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 19, 2023

***
Train wrecks can be a blessing sometimes.

Posted by: Dr. Richard Kimble at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (J2vNu)

215 As I've said every month this year, 1st party to drop the geriatric wins.

I agree, except that if Trump withdrew, and (presumably) DeSantis was the new top dog, do you really think the Dems won't arrange to Prigozhin Biden? I'm pretty sure they're going to already.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:28 PM (I/Qkd)

To group Trump and Biden together as “geriatrics” is to completely miss the reality that Trump has more energy than your average 30-year-old and hasn’t lost any MPH on his intellectual fastball. Trump’s 77 years and Biden’s 80 hang on those two in entirely different ways….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (3WbjW)

216 So Sidney Powell pleads guilty to election interference in GA?

I really do blame her for ruining any actual litigation for the real fraud that did happen in 2020.

She went down some really stupid rabbit holes and Trump went right along with her. Instead of ballot harvesting and stuffing that did happen, it was servers being hacked by Venezuela or other nonsense.

Posted by: Blago at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (wMRY8)

217 201 Blinken is terrified because he's imagining Hanukkah with his extended family this December.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2023 12:34 PM (wb1YC)

I'd bet they are all self-gassing Yids like he is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (x0n13)

218 Joe Biden addresses reporters in very broken sentences:

"Virtually every
mass shooting
every
circumstance where
large number of people have been victimized and lost, I spoke to them...
I learned a long time ago, but you all learned in your life as well
when someone's going"
++++
Authentic gibberish.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (d04cU)

219 True, but he has some wild ability that makes enough people like him.

He's a high ranking Democrat. He has power in a group who's adherents learn to and constantly reinforce denying reality.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:36 PM (uvymP)

220 Speaking of Senile Joe there is a coffee company called Squirrely Joe's Coffee.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 19, 2023 12:36 PM (yetOu)

221 Chin horns > Chin nuts.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at October 19, 2023 12:36 PM (/qa9n)

222 185 Nova Local,
We're watching a weird game of Geriatric Political Chicken. Each side thinks their old guy can defeat the other old guy, so they both stay the course, not wanting to look weak.
But almost anyone else on either side can defeat the other side's old guy.
Posted by: Wally at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (hqVaF)

Yup, and it wouldn't be close either way...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 19, 2023 12:36 PM (exHjb)

223 203 >>But almost anyone else on either side can defeat the other side's old guy.

Have you seen the Democrat bench? Who is this mystery candidate who would step in and automatically become the frontrunner?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:34 PM (ZLI7S)

Knife to my throat, I'd say Gavin Newsome.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 19, 2023 12:36 PM (YwyqV)

224 It's incredible. This is a joke. He has been living in an alternate world for a decade and not a single person in the press points this out.
++++
It is their job to *not* point it out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 12:36 PM (d04cU)

225 Have you seen the Democrat bench? Who is this mystery candidate who would step in and automatically become the frontrunner?

Posted by: JackStraw
==

Gavin Newscum. Tanned, gelled, rested, and ready to destroy what's left.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 19, 2023 12:36 PM (17s+e)

226 211 Caroline Glick opines that the reason Biden went to Israel at all was to slow the Israeli roll. They can't attack while he's there, and Biden (Blinken) is hoping they can delay it longer.
Posted by: PJ at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (G1dq6)

Read today's Morning Report . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 12:36 PM (x0n13)

227 Blinken is terrified because he's imagining Hanukkah with his extended family this December.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2023 12:34 PM (wb1Y

I know his cousin. Jewish in name only. He and his wife Claim to be Republican but hate Trump and everything remotely conservative and always find a reason to vote dem.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 12:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

228 208 Happy International Pronoun Day

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (dKiJG)

my, myself, mine

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

229 Notice the outfit Biden is wearing:

PJ's or the tracksuit the guys from the PLO wore when they killed the Israeli Munich olympians?

Yikes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 12:30 PM (x0n13)

-----------

Haven't watched any of the video, but was wondering what he was wearing there ... thought maybe a Nehru suit or something.

Yikes indeed ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 12:37 PM (v6zUe)

230 BIDEN: "I'm not suggesting that Hamas deliberately did it - [They] gotta learn how to shoot straight"
++++
I love the implication. "Hamas needs to get their shit together so they kill Israelis instead of their own people. It would be an improvement."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 12:37 PM (d04cU)

231 Regional talk radio hosts Walton & Johnson mentioned a video of F. Joe this morning where, in his pajamas, he got loose from his handlers on Air Force One and was wandering around the plane, terrifying Blinken and the SS guys. Anybody seen that one?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2023

***
Maybe it was the same one Ace posted. Someone up above asked if F. Joe were wearing pajamas in the video, so maybe that was it.

Posted by: Dr. Richard Kimble at October 19, 2023 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

232 my, myself, mine
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

Allllllll through the day....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 12:37 PM (9UlRk)

233 Read today's Morning Report . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 12:36 PM (x0n13)

I did... Well done... And frightening

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2023 12:38 PM (bs+z0)

234 Self gassing Yids?

There's a green energy joke in there ...

Soylent Yid?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2023 12:38 PM (0YHMS)

235 >>> Joe Biden addresses reporters in very broken sentences:

"Virtually every
mass shooting
every
circumstance where
large number of people have been victimized and lost, I spoke to t.em...
I learned a long time ago, but you all learned in your life as well
when someone's going"
++++
Authentic gibberish.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Makes Kumdumptster Harris an expert orator

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 19, 2023 12:38 PM (QJtNt)

236 https://www.thefreedictionary.com/List-of-pronouns.htm

List of all pronouns at the bottom...the REAL ones, not those fake $3 ones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:38 PM (ynpvh)

237
Old Joe Biden sure looks and sounds like Theoden under the spell.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 19, 2023 12:38 PM (+oR7L)

238 >>Gavin. Rested, Oiled, and Ready.

Right now Democrats are getting crushed on the economy and illegals. I doubt the governor of the state with some of the worst results on both is going to sway too many people even with his winning smile and plastic hair.

What's a gallon of gas in CA these days? And besides, he supports all of Joe's idiotic policies.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)

239 Have you seen the Democrat bench? Who is this mystery candidate who would step in and automatically become the frontrunner?

Whitmer - although I understand her deep rooted fear that a tornado will drop a house on her, might keep her from running.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 19, 2023 12:38 PM (CecP5)

240 >>216 So Sidney Powell pleads guilty to election interference in GA?

I really do blame her for ruining any actual litigation for the real fraud that did happen in 2020.

She went down some really stupid rabbit holes and Trump went right along with her. Instead of ballot harvesting and stuffing that did happen, it was servers being hacked by Venezuela or other nonsense.
Posted by: Blago

She's a nut job or CIA. I repeat myself.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 12:38 PM (l10hq)

241 Look at this monster cringing in the background -- Secretary of State Blinken is in horror about what Biden will slur next, or that he might just have a lethal aneurysm on the spot.
++++
Probably just the former. I'd love to see the pre-staged "walk-backs" they have prepared before every appearance. They're probably a complex network 3-4 deep and even with all that prep, the idiot probably only says something they predicted maybe 50% of the time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 12:38 PM (d04cU)

242 Almost seven out of every 10 U.S. troops are either overweight or obese, according to a new report, which also warns the growing trend could compromise military readiness and undermine national security.

Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2023 12:39 PM (RHGPo)

243 Soylent Yid?
--------
For keeping kosher.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 12:39 PM (krqg6)

244
Caution Advisory:
Always carry $10,000 cash on you in case we have to pull your ass out during an emergency.

--US Government

___________

We will then investigate you for how you withdrew $10,000.

-- US Government

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 12:39 PM (MoZTd)

245 Joe Mud Pants Biden was just born in the wrong time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 19, 2023 12:39 PM (17s+e)

246 What's a gallon of gas in CA these days? And besides, he supports all of Joe's idiotic policies.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)

$5.59 here

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2023 12:39 PM (bs+z0)

247 Are we sure that's Blinken back there? Looks like Epstein to me.

Posted by: The_Hoser at October 19, 2023 12:39 PM (N66D6)

248
The question often asked here is, "Who's in power?"
Joey and his cabinet obviously aren't. Obama is an actor, nothing more. Senators and congresspeople are grifters. Intelligence agency heads are script readers.
Are the people who write the checks even checking with each other or is it just burn the country down now?

Posted by: Auspex at October 19, 2023 12:40 PM (j4U/Z)

249 >>$5.59 here

oof.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)

250 221 Chin horns > Chin nuts.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at October 19, 2023 12:36 PM (/qa9n)

Reverse Joo-horns. Hmm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 12:40 PM (x0n13)

251 Caution Advisory:
Always carry $10,000 cash on you in case we have to pull your ass out during an emergency.
--US Government
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2023 12:34 PM (+lnIr)
++++
Caution Advisory:
Carrying large sums of cash is suspicious and if you do, we will subject you to civil asset forfeiture, IRS investigation, CBP detention or any combination.
-- US Government

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 12:40 PM (d04cU)

252 Battered Republican Syndrome: "I know these polls are lying pieces of sh*t that are going to break my heart, but I can't leave them!"

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 19, 2023 12:40 PM (qUkBO)

253 What's a gallon of gas in CA these days? And besides, he supports all of Joe's idiotic policies.
Posted by: JackStraw

Cash for 87 at the generic station a half mile from my house? About $5.70-5.90/gallon.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2023 12:40 PM (KAi1n)

254 In Staubach's last year (1964), Navy was 3-6-1 and lost to Army 11-8.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 12:18 PM (MoZTd)

Of course, he was out four of those games with an injury.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:40 PM (uvymP)

255 To group Trump and Biden together as “geriatrics” is to completely miss the reality that Trump has more energy than your average 30-year-old and hasn’t lost any MPH on his intellectual fastball. Trump’s 77 years and Biden’s 80 hang on those two in entirely different ways….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (3WbjW)

They both exhibit cognitive decline - Trump's is just much less than Biden's so no one cares to comment on it. You can be energetic and still no longer functioning at 100% cognitive ability. The Bibi comment, the Truth Social rants...Trump's not able to fully control angry outbursts, nor is he able to fully and fairly judge events without inserting himself in them (in that "back in my day" way that affects people as they reach their late 70s and beyond)...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 19, 2023 12:40 PM (exHjb)

256 What's a gallon of gas in CA these days? And besides, he supports all of Joe's idiotic policies.
Posted by: JackStraw

At or over $5/gal.

It's $2.68 at Sam's in McKinney, Tx.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2023 12:41 PM (+lnIr)

257 The chin horns are a side effect of the latest jab booster.

Pass it on.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 19, 2023 12:41 PM (2Sd5X)

258 249 >>$5.59 here

oof.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)

That's down from $5.79 last week

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2023 12:41 PM (bs+z0)

259 238 >>Gavin. Rested, Oiled, and Ready.

Right now Democrats are getting crushed on the economy and illegals. I doubt the governor of the state with some of the worst results on both is going to sway too many people even with his winning smile and plastic hair.

What's a gallon of gas in CA these days? And besides, he supports all of Joe's idiotic policies.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)

Dropped a wee bit. At the airport, $6.799/$6.899/$6.999.
Was two weeks ago at $6.899/$6.999/$7.099.
Normal places, in the high $5s, low $6s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

260 Gavin. Rested, Oiled, and Ready.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

---

Gavin Newsom: Resting On All Fours, Rectum Oiled & Ready

Posted by: The_Hoser at October 19, 2023 12:41 PM (N66D6)

261 Biden looks like he’ is ready for bed with his onesie. Normally,Presidents wear a casual Members Only jacket with the Presidential seal on it . Except Obama . I remember him speaking to the press while displaying his interest in the male reporters on Air Force One. Disgusting.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2023 12:41 PM (hAe9e)

262 "What's a gallon of gas in CA these days?"

Price of gas down here. Radio sez "annual switch to lower-cost winter fuel blends, and less demand than in summer."

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 19, 2023 12:41 PM (MvF+J)

263 That shirt looks like something you would buy from an ad on the back of the AARP magazine, right next to the no belt trousers and velcro sneakers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 19, 2023 12:42 PM (0EOe9)

264 229 Haven't watched any of the video, but was wondering what he was wearing there ... thought maybe a Nehru suit or something.

Yikes indeed ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 12:37 PM (v6zUe)

Either that or it's Commander Koenig's undies from Moon Base Alpha.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 12:42 PM (x0n13)

265 To group Trump and Biden together as “geriatrics” is to completely miss the reality that Trump has more energy than your average 30-year-old and hasn’t lost any MPH on his intellectual fastball. Trump’s 77 years and Biden’s 80 hang on those two in entirely different ways….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (3WbjW)
================
Delusional.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2023 12:42 PM (JFlPn)

266 Hey ChatGPT, write me a haiku about the Israel Palestine conflict:

"Virtually every
mass shooting
every
circumstance where
large number of people have been victimized and lost, I spoke to t.em...
I learned a long time ago, but you all learned in your life as well
when someone's going"

Nailed it, ChatGPT, nailed it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 19, 2023 12:42 PM (fKIdX)

267 As far as old, we have to be honest in assessing Trump. However many push-ups he can do, a large percentage of the electorate is through with the guy. He's jumped the shark. Enough to cause him to lose to Biden? Maybe. Maybe not. Enough to cause him to lose to a Whitmer or Newsom? Better than 50% chance.

Posted by: Wally at October 19, 2023 12:43 PM (hqVaF)

268 @238

>>What's a gallon of gas in CA these days? And besides, he supports all of Joe's idiotic policies.

Again, all true, but immaterial.

The Donks control enough of the voting apparatuses in enough states to achieve a desired result.

Their main problem is that conditions are going to soon mandate that the level of fraud necessary to push this vicious, addlepated Meat Puppet over the line may exceed the limits of keeping the lid on this powder keg of a country.

Swapping him out for a younger, slicker model may be their preferred method of keeping plausible deniability.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 12:43 PM (rc3Z7)

269 https://tinyurl.com/4hhs4vrr

***

Some grade A entertainment in this article.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2023 12:43 PM (wb1YC)

270 Moonbase Alpha?

Bring back the purple haired Moon vixens of SHADO!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2023 12:44 PM (0YHMS)

271 We will then investigate you for how you withdrew $10,000.

-- US Government
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 12:39 PM (MoZTd)

"And we'll seize that cash using CAF laws. No, you will never see it again. "

- Local Law Enforcement

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 19, 2023 12:44 PM (YwyqV)

272 Newsom 2024 -- Make America Califzuela At Last!

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 12:44 PM (WBOL8)

273 They should really bring in Jeff Dunham if they want to really run this scam for another 5 years.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 19, 2023 12:44 PM (+yiaH)

274 Chin horns:

Wasn't there a funny bit in a SciFi movie about a fight with and alien where punching the alien in his neck (chin horns) was equivalent to hitting a human in the nuts?

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 12:44 PM (gmo/4)

275 More mush from the gimp.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 12:44 PM (9UlRk)

276 249 >>$5.59 here

oof.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)

That's down from $5.79 last week
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2023 12:41 PM (bs+z0)

$2.89 here. Think I’ll go cruisin’!

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 12:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

277 To group Trump and Biden together as “geriatrics” is to completely miss the reality that Trump has more energy than your average 30-year-old and hasn’t lost any MPH on his intellectual fastball. Trump’s 77 years and Biden’s 80 hang on those two in entirely different ways….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 19, 2023 12:35 PM (3WbjW)

They both exhibit cognitive decline - Trump's is just much less than Biden's so no one cares to comment on it. You can be energetic and still no longer functioning at 100% cognitive ability. The Bibi comment, the Truth Social rants...Trump's not able to fully control angry outbursts, nor is he able to fully and fairly judge events without inserting himself in them (in that "back in my day" way that affects people as they reach their late 70s and beyond)...

Yeah, that's kind of how I see it. Of course, it's a subjective thing and others will deny it.

I think the main point is that Biden has completely destroyed the idea that a President has to be at least modestly functional.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:45 PM (I/Qkd)

278 The Emperor's New Chin

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at October 19, 2023 12:45 PM (nnp+f)

279 I saw an off-brand station this morning with $2.99 for 87.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2023 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

280 Kirk did that in VI, the alien's genitalia was in the knees.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2023 12:45 PM (0YHMS)

281 172 >>They ALL can. Some of them just don't want to.

Exactly. And debates aren't going to change that.

The only way Joe gets reelected is though cheating so pervasive it will be obvious from outer space. Even the Democrat polls how have Trump ahead in the swing states.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)

They are inserting Kennedy as a 3rd party to add vote confusion... this is already being sold as if it takes votes from Trump so when they steal it there is a plausible reason he lost.

Posted by: Inogame at October 19, 2023 12:46 PM (53oGX)

282 Right now Democrats are getting crushed on the economy and illegals. I doubt the governor of the state with some of the worst results on both is going to sway too many people even with his winning smile and plastic hair.

***

Don't interrupt them. Nothing would be more hilarious than them running this dyslexic mediocrity with the IQ of a fork.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2023 12:46 PM (wb1YC)

283 There is also the DNC's Superdelegates that can override the vote count for the regular delegates.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2023 12:25 PM (xhaym)

Cuz nothing says Our Precious Democracy ™ like holding an elaborate vote which you can ignore if it doesn't turn out the way you want.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:46 PM (uvymP)

284 >>At or over $5/gal.

>>It's $2.68 at Sam's in McKinney, Tx.

Leftist candidates do the best when they follow a time of relative prosperity and people are generally satisfied with their economic situation. Then they can spin their social justice and global warming shit and people just hear that it sounds wonderful and virtuous and there is no cost.

Home mortgage rates are now over 8%, a 2 decades high, inflation is soaring and going up, the economy is slowing, you practically need to take a loan to fill your tank in some states and none of this is even being addressed by the left. They all support this situation.

I don't think putting a younger, happier face on a catastrophe and promising more of it is a real winning message.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:46 PM (ZLI7S)

285 joe might pretty well on the way to completely senile but the people in his admin are wise and righteous. trump is evil. (from the ministry of truth)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 19, 2023 12:46 PM (B1FKF)

286 While Libertarian (due to feckless GOP), I vote conservative in the generals.

Please point me to the young GOP candidate that thinks the 2020 election was stolen through fraud and such.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 12:46 PM (Z8Yh2)

287 no but seriously what is going on with his chin

did his chin implant collapse or move or something

Posted by: ace at October 19, 2023 12:47 PM (KRtlO)

288 Good thing the unelected hacks actually running the show aren't decrepit geriatrics zonked out on stimulants and adenochrome. I feel....so much better

Posted by: brak at October 19, 2023 12:47 PM (WxvBY)

289 Hey ChatGPT, write me a haiku about the Israel Palestine conflict:

"Virtually every
mass shooting
every
circumstance where
large number of people have been victimized and lost, I spoke to t.em...
I learned a long time ago, but you all learned in your life as well
when someone's going"

Nailed it, ChatGPT, nailed it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 19, 2023 12:42 PM (fKIdX)

----------

* Muldoon weeps *

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 12:47 PM (Lyve8)

290 I thought it might have been Kirk.

Thanks Anna.

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 12:47 PM (gmo/4)

291 Right now Democrats are getting crushed on the economy and illegals. I doubt the governor of the state with some of the worst results on both is going to sway too many people even with his winning smile and plastic hair.

If the United Eeyore Front is to be believed, that makes no difference. The Dems can put anyone they want in office.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:47 PM (I/Qkd)

292 All the monstrous aliens in Rick and Morty have testicles on their chins or other such places.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2023 12:47 PM (xhaym)

293 What will his handlers do when Joe dies on Airforce 1?
Death on Airforce One would be a good name for a thriller.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 19, 2023 12:48 PM (yetOu)

294 The white house released photos of Biden shaking hands with Delta force members, then deleted it after realizing they fucked up.

If I rember didn't they attack Trump for doing something similar, but with like non-combatant, or even retired, members. Saying it showed he had no concept of the rules of secrecy, that he disrespected the military with it, and should be another reason he isn't president.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 19, 2023 12:48 PM (BcMbj)

295 270 Moonbase Alpha?

Bring back the purple haired Moon vixens of SHADO!

***

Seconded.

One of the first things I realized when I bought the DVDs of that and Space 1999 was the fact that if high def television existed when I was a kid in the early seventies I would have probably died before 16 of exhaustion.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2023 12:48 PM (wb1YC)

296 They are inserting Kennedy as a 3rd party to add vote confusion... this is already being sold as if it takes votes from Trump so when they steal it there is a plausible reason he lost.
Posted by: Inogame at October 19, 2023 12:46 PM (53oGX)

That makes sense. We should know for sure what their final messaging will be about 6 months out or so, just like last time.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 19, 2023 12:48 PM (eYoxG)

297 274 Chin horns:

Wasn't there a funny bit in a SciFi movie about a fight with and alien where punching the alien in his neck (chin horns) was equivalent to hitting a human in the nuts?

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 12:44 PM (gmo/4)

MIB, I think the 3rd.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

298 >>>Wasn't there a funny bit in a SciFi movie about a fight with and alien where punching the alien in his neck (chin horns) was equivalent to hitting a human in the nuts?

Men In Black. Or Men in Black 2. One of them. The first one I think.

Posted by: ace at October 19, 2023 12:48 PM (KRtlO)

299 Wasn't there a funny bit in a SciFi movie about a fight with and alien where punching the alien in his neck (chin horns) was equivalent to hitting a human in the nuts?

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 12:44 PM (gmo/4)

The Ballchinian, MiB II

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at October 19, 2023 12:48 PM (AwYPR)

300 There is a highly detailed (a little too highly detailed, in my humble opinion) book about how the world fell into WWI entitled The Sleepwalkers: How Europe Went to War in 1914 by Christopher Clark. For WWIII, the title will be The Bumbling, Stumblng, Babbling Idiots.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2023 12:48 PM (FVME7)

301
Did that piece of shit even mention hostages, some of whom may be Americans? I'd bet not because he doesn't give a crap.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2023 12:48 PM (enJYY)

302 Gas was $3.29 here when I filled up this morning. I'm back to topping off every 100 miles, not so much today concerning price but things going real 'splodey in the Levant.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 19, 2023 12:49 PM (0EOe9)

303 Cuz nothing says Our Precious Democracy ™ like holding an elaborate vote which you can ignore if it doesn't turn out the way you want.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:46 PM (uvymP)

The voice of the people must be correct for it to be law.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2023 12:49 PM (xhaym)

304 I think the simple answer to FuckedUpChinGate is, as alluded to above, they've shoved so many fillers into his decrepit face to make the retard look human that it's all busted loose and pooled down into his chin like a disgusting water balloon of stupidity and old.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 12:49 PM (9UlRk)

305 >>They are inserting Kennedy as a 3rd party to add vote confusion... this is already being sold as if it takes votes from Trump so when they steal it there is a plausible reason he lost.

I've heard that spin. I've also heard RFK speak and read his platform. He is to the left of Joe on things like reparations, gun confiscation, green energy, no fracking and on and on.

I have no doubt they will spin and lie and cheat but that one seems particularly dumb. RFK is drawing 16% in the Democrat primary and somehow he is going to steal America First voters on that platform?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:49 PM (ZLI7S)

306 Preznit LOL81BillionYearsOld

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 19, 2023 12:50 PM (vHIgi)

307 We're watching a weird game of Geriatric Political Chicken. Each side thinks their old guy can defeat the other old guy, so they both stay the course, not wanting to look weak.
But almost anyone else on either side can defeat the other side's old guy.
Posted by: Wally at October 19, 2023 12:31 PM (hqVaF)

Considering that the entirety of GOP Officialdom is opposed to a Trump candidacy, this is an interesting take.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:50 PM (uvymP)

308 Yeah, that's kind of how I see it. Of course, it's a subjective thing and others will deny it.

I think the main point is that Biden has completely destroyed the idea that a President has to be at least modestly functional.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 12:45 PM (I/Qkd)
++++
I actually agree on Trump. I think he is declining (or at least has declined) somewhat. I don't think it's severe, but I do think it is there. His commentary recently makes me think so.

But I disagree on the latter. Biden has demonstrated how damned awful it is. It isn't that the machinery of state isn't running - the true powers behind the throne are taking care of that as they always do - but how difficult it clearly is when someone truly incompetent is in the Oval Office. They want pliability and obedience from the president, to be sure - but having total incompetence makes the job harder and causes a serious credibility problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 12:50 PM (d04cU)

309 They both exhibit cognitive decline - Trump's is just much less than Biden's so no one cares to comment on it. You can be energetic and still no longer functioning at 100% cognitive ability. The Bibi comment, the Truth Social rants...Trump's not able to fully control angry outbursts, nor is he able to fully and fairly judge events without inserting himself in them (in that "back in my day" way that affects people as they reach their late 70s and beyond)...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 19, 2023 12:40 PM (exHjb)

I guess we’ll just disagree. Trump was prone to Twitter “rants” 10 years ago and more; that’s not cognitive decline that’s his basic personality. He can stand in front of large crowds and riff extemporaneously and intelligently; he does it all the time. A few months ago he ran over a CNN moderator in a town hall. The Bibi comment was simply him telling the truth. No… he’s still all there IMO; sharp as ever

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 19, 2023 12:50 PM (3WbjW)

310 I'm sure the hostages are happy to know that Biden gave their captors $100M and didn't even request their release. Not so much as a "pretty please" can you release them? No? How about release a hundred? A dozen? One? No? OK, here's $100M. See ya, I gotta get outta here...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 19, 2023 12:51 PM (MeG8a)

311 I would state that the press is carrying Joe's water, but it's in a Foley catheter bag.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 19, 2023 12:51 PM (481GL)

312 Newsom or Whitmer would work for the Dems. Sure, WE know who and how awful they are, but most people -- even Trump voters -- have never heard of them. Which means the Corrupt Media has a blank slate with which to work its hagiography magic.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 19, 2023 12:51 PM (qUkBO)

313 no but seriously what is going on with his chin

did his chin implant collapse or move or something

Posted by: ace at October 19, 2023 12:47 PM (KRtlO)

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Maybe his hairplugs have grown roots and are now bearing small spuds.

Tater Stelter hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 12:51 PM (oGdhm)

314 "the United Eeyore Front "

I like the sobriquet. I laughed. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2023 12:51 PM (RSbhh)

315 This is what happens when Americans allow elections to be stolen.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 19, 2023 12:52 PM (BdMk6)

316 no but seriously what is going on with his chin

did his chin implant collapse or move or something
Posted by: ace at October 19, 2023 12:47 PM (KRtlO)
++++
:: slowly and silently moves away ::

Posted by: Jay Leno at October 19, 2023 12:53 PM (d04cU)

317 So the presidential election is like the episode of Family Guy where the old pervert (Joe) fights the old Nazi (Trump)?

Got it.

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 12:53 PM (gmo/4)

318 Death on Airforce One would be a good name for a thriller.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 19, 2023 12:48 PM (yetOu)

I don't need no muthafukin gimps on this muthafukin plane!

Posted by: Samuel Jackson, in Gimps On A Plane at October 19, 2023 12:53 PM (ufFY8)

319 I support releasing Sirhan Sirhan immediately.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 12:53 PM (l10hq)

320 It's $2.68 at Sam's in McKinney, Tx.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2023 12:41 PM (+lnIr)

Rickb223…. You’re apparently somewhat close to my neighborhood. Somewhat is appropriately ambiguous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 19, 2023 12:53 PM (3WbjW)

321 305 >>They are inserting Kennedy as a 3rd party to add vote confusion... this is already being sold as if it takes votes from Trump so when they steal it there is a plausible reason he lost.

I've heard that spin. I've also heard RFK speak and read his platform. He is to the left of Joe on things like reparations, gun confiscation, green energy, no fracking and on and on.

I have no doubt they will spin and lie and cheat but that one seems particularly dumb. RFK is drawing 16% in the Democrat primary and somehow he is going to steal America First voters on that platform?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:49 PM (ZLI7S)

They've already been claiming that he takes more from Trump than Biden. So clearly they're comfortable with that messaging.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 19, 2023 12:54 PM (eYoxG)

322 "Virtually every mass shooting every circumstance where large number of people have been victimized and lost, I spoke to them... I learned a long time ago, but you all learned in your life as wellwhen someone's going"

-
Compare and contrast.

Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2023 12:54 PM (FVME7)

323 Joe looks particularly ... plastic in the picture up in the post. Almost into Uncanny Valley territory. I dunno if its the lighting or the angle or what.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 12:54 PM (d04cU)

324 >>That chin is ridiculous. It's growing testicles.

He's taking hi-powered anti-seizure medication - they are well-known for bone loss or decay.

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2023 12:54 PM (K+UlC)

325 >>316 no but seriously what is going on with his chin

did his chin implant collapse or move or something
Posted by: ace at October 19, 2023 12:47 PM (KRtlO)
++++
:: slowly and silently moves away ::
Posted by: Jay Leno

It's an issue - Nikki Haley

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 12:54 PM (l10hq)

326 https://www.thefreedictionary.com/List-of-pronouns.htm

List of all pronouns at the bottom...the REAL ones, not those fake $3 ones.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 12:38 PM (ynpvh)

If my company ever requires listing pronouns, I'm going with thee/whichsoever

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:54 PM (uvymP)

327 I never thought I'd say this...

But I kinda feel sorry for Joe... this is pure elder abuse.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2023 12:55 PM (QPmu4)

328 I'm sad to say that I think we won't see a return of hostages. Those poor people are probably being subjected to tortures and indignities that Hamas has to keep as merely suspected and not verified. Even if some were freed and gave a report on their heinous treatment, half the world wouldn't believe them, but it sure would light a fire under the others.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 19, 2023 12:55 PM (0EOe9)

329 What would our intel people have told Trump about the hospital blast?

Would they have said there are possible indicators that it was israel?

Can't conclusively say it wasn't israel?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 19, 2023 12:55 PM (lu1XB)

330 Death on Airforce One would be a good name for a thriller.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd

How about Brain Dead And In Charge?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2023 12:55 PM (FVME7)

331 I never thought I'd say this...

But I kinda feel sorry for Joe... this is pure elder abuse.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2023 12:55 PM (QPmu4)
++++
He's been an abusive monster his whole life.

I feel sorry for *us.* We're being subject to his elder abuse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 12:55 PM (d04cU)

332 On the top video, I think he dropped major chocolate pudding at the 1:16 mark.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at October 19, 2023 12:55 PM (d4oxj)

333 Kennedy's campaign manager is his daughter in law, former cia.

Aren't there sayings about leaving the cia? like you dont

Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 12:55 PM (Z8Yh2)

334 So Sidney Powell pleads guilty to election interference in GA?

Now we get to see if she was a deep state plant all along.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:55 PM (uvymP)

335 Considering that the entirety of GOP Officialdom is opposed to a Trump candidacy, this is an interesting take.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:50 PM (uvymP)

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Nailed it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 12:56 PM (oGdhm)

336 Oh crap! Trump's pinky twitched while holding a glass of water! He had a major stroke! Incapacitated!!!!! 25th amendment! Our precious democracy depends on it!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 19, 2023 12:56 PM (lu1XB)

337 I have no doubt they will spin and lie and cheat but that one seems particularly dumb. RFK is drawing 16% in the Democrat primary and somehow he is going to steal America First voters on that platform?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:49 PM (ZLI7S)

They've already been claiming that he takes more from Trump than Biden. So clearly they're comfortable with that messaging.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 19, 2023 12:54 PM (eYoxG)

RFK just came out for reparations. Any 'Repub' who would vote for him? That vote aint comin from Trump

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2023 12:56 PM (QPmu4)

338
RFK Jr with talk of reparations or some AA business plan might just encourage some AA's to actually go to the polls and vote for him, instead of staying home and having the (D) party vote for them.

Not gonna hurt Trump a lick.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2023 12:57 PM (enJYY)

339 "a large percentage of the electorate is through with the guy"

If that were true, I'd suspect there would be a primary opponent within 30 pts.
Maybe it'll be different when actual votes are being cast, but I don't see it.
I'm genuinely surprised Desantis isn't doing better... but other than him there is no Republican alternative, and he's not going to win.

Posted by: Inogame at October 19, 2023 12:57 PM (53oGX)

340 It's $2.68 at Sam's in McKinney, Tx.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2023 12:41 PM (+lnIr)

Rickb223…. You’re apparently somewhat close to my neighborhood. Somewhat is appropriately ambiguous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 19, 2023 12:53 PM (3WbjW)

I was there in 2011...@ the Holiday Inn...during the earthquake.

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at October 19, 2023 12:57 PM (AwYPR)

341 " but seriously what is going on with his chin --
did his chin implant collapse or move or something"

idk, but it looks like there is another big lump on his left side, further back on the jaw line.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2023 12:57 PM (Cus5s)

342 I'm sure the hostages are happy to know that Biden gave their captors $100M and didn't even request their release. Not so much as a "pretty please" can you release them? No? How about release a hundred? A dozen? One? No? OK, here's $100M. See ya, I gotta get outta here...
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Bears repeating every 25 comments or so.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2023 12:57 PM (+lnIr)

343 As far as old, we have to be honest in assessing Trump. However many push-ups he can do, a large percentage of the electorate is through with the guy. He's jumped the shark. Enough to cause him to lose to Biden? Maybe. Maybe not. Enough to cause him to lose to a Whitmer or Newsom? Better than 50% chance.
Posted by: Wally at October 19, 2023 12:43 PM (hqVaF)

You've convinced me. I'm all onboard with Nikki! now. Congrats.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:57 PM (uvymP)

344 >>They've already been claiming that he takes more from Trump than Biden. So clearly they're comfortable with that messaging.

Sure. They are also clearly comfortable with running a clearly mentally declining turd who was dumber than a bag of hammers before he was senile and that doesn't appear to be working all that well.

I've always agreed they will cheat, they always do, but in order for it to work it has to be remotely plausible and JFK stealing votes from Trump seems really stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:58 PM (ZLI7S)

345 The ghost of Woody Wilson shuffles about.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 19, 2023 12:58 PM (20QlO)

346 337 I have no doubt they will spin and lie and cheat but that one seems particularly dumb. RFK is drawing 16% in the Democrat primary and somehow he is going to steal America First voters on that platform?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:49 PM (ZLI7S)

They've already been claiming that he takes more from Trump than Biden. So clearly they're comfortable with that messaging.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 19, 2023 12:54 PM (eYoxG)

RFK just came out for reparations. Any 'Repub' who would vote for him? That vote aint comin from Trump
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2023 12:56 PM (QPmu4)

Doesn't matter whether it's true, just matters whether people will accept the lie.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 19, 2023 12:58 PM (eYoxG)

347 Is there any historical precedent for an American President physically travelling, in person, to a place/region where American Citizens were being held hostage... and then just leaving?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 12:59 PM (9UlRk)

348 Rickb223…. You’re apparently somewhat close to my neighborhood. Somewhat is appropriately ambiguous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt

I pass thru 3x a week on 75 headed to 121 North to Bonham. Used to live in The Colony down by Frisco.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2023 12:59 PM (+lnIr)

349 $2.89 here. Think I’ll go cruisin’!
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 12:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

$2.77 - as of this morning. Filled up for my drive to Corsicana.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:59 PM (uvymP)

350 334 So Sidney Powell pleads guilty to election interference in GA?

Now we get to see if she was a deep state plant all along.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:55 PM (uvymP)

My dad forwards her "Defending the Republic" emails every week. She keeps claiming that fraud evidence is due any day now....

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 19, 2023 12:59 PM (YwyqV)

351 Gas in Eastern PA is about $3.75 (after you include the 2nd or 3rd highest gas tax)

Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2023 12:59 PM (RHGPo)

352 Kennedy's campaign manager is his daughter in law, former cia.

Aren't there sayings about leaving the cia? like you dont

Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 12:55 PM (Z8Yh2)

---------

It's PsyOps all the way down.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 12:59 PM (OiAeC)

353
7 Republicans in the house join democrats and vote Gretchin Whitmer in as speaker.
Joey death made public.
Kumala chokes on something.
Problem solved.

Posted by: Auspex at October 19, 2023 12:59 PM (j4U/Z)

354

I want to kick this shit out of that Minaj guy, not being racist.

Dude is a piece of garbage.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 19, 2023 01:00 PM (UCNv1)

355 It's $2.68 at Sam's in McKinney, Tx.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2023 12:41 PM (+lnIr)

Rickb223…. You’re apparently somewhat close to my neighborhood. Somewhat is appropriately ambiguous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 19, 2023 12:53 PM (3WbjW)

I was there in 2011...@ the Holiday Inn...during the earthquake.
Posted by: Thomas Dolby at October 19, 2023 12:57 PM (AwYPR)

friggin' sock

Posted by: BignJames at October 19, 2023 01:00 PM (AwYPR)

356 Too bad Shatner was born in Canada. For an old fucker he seems to have his marbles.

Some guy in a think tank getting paid way too much

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 19, 2023 01:00 PM (0EOe9)

357 two words: white guilt.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 01:00 PM (Z8Yh2)

358 >>My dad forwards her "Defending the Republic" emails every week. She keeps claiming that fraud evidence is due any day now....

The Kraken will come?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 01:00 PM (l10hq)

359 He's had a lot of plastic surgery, starting about 35 years ago. He had a significant surgery in 2019 that addressed his chin, eyes, and the sagging skin around his neck.

It's shifted back and now his implants are exposed.

Posted by: MJ at October 19, 2023 01:00 PM (zwDuR)

360 I have no doubt they will spin and lie and cheat but that one seems particularly dumb. RFK is drawing 16% in the Democrat primary and somehow he is going to steal America First voters on that platform?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 12:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Correct... we are supposed to believe that two far left candidates won't dilute their vote shares but take away from the right.
It's non-sensical.
However, that's what they are selling, and they are doing it for a reason.

Posted by: Inogame at October 19, 2023 01:01 PM (53oGX)

361 Fulton County prosecutors are recommending a sentence of six years probation. Powell will also be required to testify at future trials and write an apology letter to the citizens of Georgia.

As part of her guilty plea, Powell is admitting her role in the January 2021 breach of election systems in rural Coffee County, Georgia. With the help of local GOP officials, a group of Trump supporters accessed and copied information from the county’s election systems in hopes of somehow proving that the election was rigged against Trump.

Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2023 01:01 PM (RHGPo)

362 What would our intel people have told Trump about the hospital blast?

Would they have said there are possible indicators that it was israel?

Can't conclusively say it wasn't israel?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

I thought they had it on film veering off and hitting the parking lot?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2023 01:01 PM (+lnIr)

363 I've always agreed they will cheat, they always do, but in order for it to work it has to be remotely plausible and JFK stealing votes from Trump seems really stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw

It's not about what *you* think.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2023 01:01 PM (KAi1n)

364 The Kraken will come?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 01:00 PM (l10hq)

He's not breathing heavy yet.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at October 19, 2023 01:01 PM (eTnDQ)

365 I guess Joey's appearance is super important to some people

Ohhh! Bad news. Aty Sidney Powell, the notorious KRAKEN has agreed to plead guilty and testify against Trump in the Georgia election interference case.
Definitely not good when your own attorney is testifying against you.
Will Rudy be the next to flip ?

Posted by: Paul at October 19, 2023 01:02 PM (OxeIR)

366 362 What would our intel people have told Trump about the hospital blast?

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FFS, there was no "hospital blast."

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2023 01:03 PM (DcKNO)

367 $2.90 here in Katy, Texas. That doesn't negate the 40% hike in my grocery bill. Or my electric bill. Or my...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 19, 2023 01:03 PM (6xRrr)

368 338
RFK Jr with talk of reparations or some AA business plan might just encourage some AA's to actually go to the polls and vote for him, instead of staying home and having the (D) party vote for them.

--

Maybe his "black infrastructure" is just another way of saying mortgage-free houses to blacks descendants of slaves.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 19, 2023 01:03 PM (mupln)

369 If it hasn't been said yet, RIP actor Burt Young, 83 - Paulie in Rocky.

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 01:03 PM (gmo/4)

370 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at October 19, 2023 01:03 PM (eTnDQ)

371 358 >>My dad forwards her "Defending the Republic" emails every week. She keeps claiming that fraud evidence is due any day now....

The Kraken will come?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 01:00 PM (l10hq)

Just like the Great Pumpkin.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 19, 2023 01:03 PM (YwyqV)

372 idk, but it looks like there is another big lump on his left side, further back on the jaw line.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2023 12:57 PM (Cus5s)

I think what we are seeing is bone loss in his face leaving what looks to be raised surfaces, but it's just that the bone between these "bumps" has deteriorated. Some seriouse anti-seizure meds like phenobarbital, phenytoin, carbamazepine, primidone can cause this...

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2023 01:04 PM (K+UlC)

373 "As part of the deal, she will serve six years of probation, will be fined $6,000 and will have to write an apology letter to Georgia and its residents. She also agreed to testify truthfully against her co-defendants at future trials."

she might have run out of money ... cheaper to pay the $6000 than face legal costs for another five years. This is what happens when someone fights the fraud and is not a billionaire.

Not sure what happened in that early departure from team Trump. Powell fought the fraud harder than Trump, from what I saw, but maybe she was lead astray, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2023 01:04 PM (Cus5s)

374 Perusing the comments. A lot of new nics. I'm sure none of them are trolls.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 19, 2023 01:04 PM (BdMk6)

375 If it hasn't been said yet, RIP actor Burt Young, 83 - Paulie in Rocky.

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 01:03 PM (gmo/4)

He was great in Back to School.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at October 19, 2023 01:05 PM (eTnDQ)

376 Where the hell am I?

Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Sex Pest at October 19, 2023 01:05 PM (R/m4+)

377 Off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 19, 2023 01:05 PM (eTnDQ)

378 If it hasn't been said yet, RIP actor Burt Young, 83 - Paulie in Rocky.

Posted by: Archer

Yeah. October 8th. WTF? Why did I just hear it last night? 10 days later. 😔

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2023 01:05 PM (+lnIr)

379 The Kraken will come?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 01:00 PM (l10hq)

Nein! - Obergruppenfuher Felix Steiner

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 01:05 PM (gmo/4)

380 I care more about Burt Young than Sydney Powell.

Burt was the best greasy sidekick in film.

His part in Killer Elite was later Pauly minus the guns.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 01:05 PM (Z8Yh2)

381 No House Speaker and a fried brain President. Schumer and Mitch running the Senate. Whoa, Nelly!
Posted by: mrp at October 19, 2023 12:09 PM (rj6Yv)

The same people are running the country now as have been running the country for, at least, the last several years. We can call it a cabal of high level permanent bureaucrats, we can suggest that it's representatives of the WEF, but for sure it's someone we don't know and didn't agree to.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:23 PM (uvymP)
==
You're saying Schumer is running the country then.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 19, 2023 01:05 PM (GZYu7)

382 If it hasn't been said yet, RIP actor Burt Young, 83 - Paulie in Rocky.

--

I remember an early episode of Baretta where he played a mentally-slow man, and childhood friend of Baretta's, who went around stealing from others to give to the poor. Kind of a sad episode.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 19, 2023 01:06 PM (mupln)

383 Biden's foreign policy is bearing fruit!

OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
The U.S. State Department was released an Extremely Rare “Worldwide Travel Alert” stating that American Citizens should Exercise Increased Caution around the World due to Increasing Tensions in various Countries.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2023 01:07 PM (FVME7)

384 He was great in Back to School.

I just watched that over the weekend. Great movie.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at October 19, 2023 01:07 PM (VMFAF)

385 As part of her guilty plea, Powell is admitting her role in the January 2021 breach of election systems in rural Coffee County, Georgia. With the help of local GOP officials, a group of Trump supporters accessed and copied information from the county’s election systems in hopes of somehow proving that the election was rigged against Trump.
Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2023 01:01 PM (RHGPo)

So it didn't, actually, have any possible effect on the election. So she's plead guilty to interfering with an election which had occurred, and been certified, several weeks prior to her actions.

The Law, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 01:07 PM (uvymP)

386 I have heard conservatives slobbering over RFK, Jr. on the Howie Carr show. Sure, it usually contains the "but I'd never vote for him" caveat, but they're doing Trump no favors by praising a Democrat just because he's good on a few issues (similar to Gabbard). They basically are painting him as "a Democrat, but a lot better than Biden," which makes him a viable option for soft Trump voters who are exhausted by his constant drama. Not to mention he may be sitting in a prison cell next election. Also not to mention his acceleration and endorsement of an experimental "vaccine" that was not necessary, effective, or safe by any reasonable standard. In my opinion, people who are scoffing at the idea that RFK, Jr. could do more damage to Trump than Biden are fooling themselves.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 19, 2023 01:07 PM (qUkBO)

387 Sure but what my alternative? I’m not voting for a literal Nazi who wants to bring back literal slavery and literally force women to have literally 10 children.
- Democrats

Posted by: Montec at October 19, 2023 01:07 PM (ZJs13)

388 If it hasn't been said yet, RIP actor Burt Young, 83 - Paulie in Rocky.
Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 01:03 PM (gmo/4)
He was great in Back to School.
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at October 19, 2023 01:05 PM (eTnDQ)

He was great in "The Killer Elite". His fat ass jumping around doing judo throws and kicks.

RIP Mr. Young.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2023 01:08 PM (R/m4+)

389 @sentdefender
The U.S. State Department was released an Extremely Rare “Worldwide Travel Alert” stating that American Citizens should Exercise Increased Caution around the World due to Increasing Tensions in various Countries.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2023 01:07 PM (FVME7)
++++
LOL.

I'm so glad that the grownups are in charge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 01:08 PM (d04cU)

390 They'll never let him go until a woman, by far worse politically and socially, is ready for installation.

And I know it's a reach but I oft think of Chicago the Musical with its Roxie Hart Puppet (and press puppets) when I watch FJB's speeches.

Posted by: L - Can never make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 19, 2023 01:08 PM (GshMh)

391 350 334 So Sidney Powell pleads guilty to election interference in GA?

Now we get to see if she was a deep state plant all along.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 12:55 PM (uvymP)

My dad forwards her "Defending the Republic" emails every week. She keeps claiming that fraud evidence is due any day now....
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 19, 2023 12:59 PM (YwyqV)

She came in defense of General Flynn and won... this made the deep state angry. They didn't NEED to destroy her, but damned if they were going to skip n opportunity if they had it.

Posted by: Inogame at October 19, 2023 01:09 PM (53oGX)

392 He's been an abusive monster his whole life.

I feel sorry for *us.* We're being subject to his elder abuse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
++++
He's too far gone to know that he's just a figurehead. He's always wanted to be president and now he gets to play one on TV.
I don't feel any sympathy at all for the old bastard.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 19, 2023 01:09 PM (dr4Q1)

393 two words: white guilt.
Posted by: DOYLE

Biden's policy: whitewashing guilt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2023 01:09 PM (FVME7)

394 Perusing the comments. A lot of new nics. I'm sure none of them are trolls.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 19, 2023 01:04 PM (BdMk6)

I'm sure they're all long-time readers who chose this moment to de-lurk and all say pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 01:09 PM (uvymP)

395 Someone needs to get one of those Dox Trucks with the 22 gope traitors names blasted across the screen and run around capital hill nonstop.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 01:09 PM (l10hq)

396 Burt Young >>> Burt Ward >>> Burt & Ernie

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 01:10 PM (gmo/4)

397 Sleepy Joe?

Really really creepy Joe!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 19, 2023 01:10 PM (OiikL)

398 LOL.

I'm so glad that the grownups are in charge.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 01:08 PM (d04cU)

TOP.
MEN.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 19, 2023 01:10 PM (YwyqV)

399 Shuffling to Armageddon.

********

Armageddon sick and tired of all these end of the world predictions.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2023 12:19 PM (l4B/J)

Are you really geddon it?

/def lepard

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 19, 2023 01:10 PM (nXhwP)

400 Burt Reynolds?

Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 01:10 PM (Z8Yh2)

401 I guess Joey's appearance is super important to some people

Yes, Paul. I'd just love Biden and his policies and his sterling record of honest public service and moral integrity if he looked like a hunky male version of the boobettes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2023 01:10 PM (RSbhh)

402 Someone needs to get one of those Dox Trucks with the 22 gope traitors names blasted across the screen and run around capital hill nonstop.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 01:09 PM (l10hq)
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No point. Everyone there knows the score already.

Need to get 22 of those Dox Trucks - one for each - and roll them around in the person's district. For the next couple of months.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 01:10 PM (d04cU)

403 You're saying Schumer is running the country then.
Posted by: Black JEM at October 19, 2023 01:05 PM (GZYu7)

Schumer is running the Senate, sure, but I think the person/people running the country are staying out of the public eye. Safer that way.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 01:10 PM (uvymP)

404 You can pay $6 all over Sacramento.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2023 01:10 PM (OUiUM)

405 Biden went to Israel --though he and his handlers care fcuk all about Israel.
Biden went to Israel ( the shortest political distance between two points is not always a straight line) justify giving the Ukraine grift machine 60 billion dollars to launder tens of millions back to Democrat causes and coffers. Period.

Israel will get the crumbs. Taiwan too.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at October 19, 2023 01:11 PM (Pd2P2)

406 Yes, Paul. I'd just love Biden and his policies and his sterling record of honest public service and moral integrity if he looked like a hunky male version of the boobettes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2023 01:10 PM (RSbhh)
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LOL

Just take a Hollywood actor and put him in place. They're all communists anyway, and they're very accustomed to taking direction and pretending.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 01:11 PM (d04cU)

407 I hope RFK does steal Democrat votes, but what put RFK on the map is his stance on Big Pharma, vaccines and censorship from the elites. That really plays more on the Right than the Left. Democrats are quite comfortable with all of this.

3rd party candidates usually have one issue and everything else is ignored. Nobody will care what RFK's stance is on say corporate taxes or abortion.

Posted by: Blago at October 19, 2023 01:11 PM (wMRY8)

408 Burt Lancaster>Burt Young >>> Burt Ward >>> Burt & Ernie

Posted by: 2Dogs at October 19, 2023 01:12 PM (og5mY)

409 You can pay $6 all over Sacramento.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2023 01:10 PM (OUiUM)

Same as in town?

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 01:12 PM (gmo/4)

410 You can pay $6 all over Sacramento.
Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2023 01:10 PM (OUiUM)

Well, it is in town.

Posted by: spindrift at October 19, 2023 01:12 PM (Otxz7)

411 Burt Convey

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 19, 2023 01:12 PM (mupln)

412 >>Need to get 22 of those Dox Trucks - one for each - and roll them around in the person's district. For the next couple of months.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Makes more sense. I'm a retard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 01:13 PM (l10hq)

413 Bert I. Gordon

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 19, 2023 01:13 PM (JrojV)

414 Burt Bacharach

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 01:14 PM (gmo/4)

415 @373

>>she might have run out of money

It's extraordinarily difficult to defend against an adversary that has unlimited hate but more importantly, unlimited resources and the ability to pervert the process.

The alleged crimes aren't even crimes.

The whole thing is preposterous on it's face.

But again, none of that matters.

These monsters are on a mission and nothing is going to deter them from that mission.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 01:14 PM (rc3Z7)

416 Not sure what happened in that early departure from team Trump. Powell fought the fraud harder than Trump, from what I saw, but maybe she was lead astray, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek
___

I think she means well, but the road to hell is paved with good intentions. The claims she was making were way outside of her wheel house.

The way Trump responded to all of this after the election is when I finally jumped off his train. He played golf the day after and started retweeting Powell's claims. I believed him, I genuinely thought they had the "Kraken" with hacked servers and some giant international conspiracy was going to be revealed.

Posted by: Blago at October 19, 2023 01:15 PM (wMRY8)

417 Burt Reynolds

Posted by: 2Dogs at October 19, 2023 01:15 PM (og5mY)

418 Now you're just blurting Burts.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 19, 2023 01:15 PM (2cS/G)

419 "It’s 3 AM — Who Gets the Call?"

That shambling fuckwad couldn't answer the call of nature at 3am.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 19, 2023 01:15 PM (xkinN)

420 The President addresses the nation to discuss our response to Hamas’ terrorist attacks against Israel and Russia’s ongoing brutal war against Ukraine

Oval Office, restricted Press Pool

Posted by: L - Can never make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 19, 2023 01:16 PM (GshMh)

421 Look On In Grim Apprehension

This and those final two photos made me laugh really hard.

Posted by: Joke's on me though; this is my government. at October 19, 2023 01:16 PM (6z4VY)

422 Taking a Beano can help with the Burts.

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 01:16 PM (gmo/4)

423 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 01:11 PM (d04cU)

If I have to go with an actor for President I would choose Jim Caviezel who's good looking but also seems to be a person of religious faith, and I expect not a leftist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2023 01:16 PM (RSbhh)

424 Good grief.
That first clip was enough.
Looks like Blinken has hand up Joe's ass.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2023 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

425 George VI, aka Bert. Or Bertie. Or Your Majesty. Big Mel Tillis fan.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 19, 2023 01:17 PM (0EOe9)

426 @416

>>The way Trump responded to all of this after the election is when I finally jumped off his train.

You do realize there is an archive.

You were never on the Trump train.

You weren't even in the station.

So just stop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 01:17 PM (rc3Z7)

427 Nood - but now there's strikethroughs everywhere on the main page, below the nood.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 19, 2023 01:17 PM (YwyqV)

428 nood

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 19, 2023 01:17 PM (nXhwP)

429 If I have to go with an actor for President I would choose Jim Caviezel who's good looking but also seems to be a person of religious faith, and I expect not a leftist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2023 01:16 PM (RSbhh)
++++
Oh, sure.

But you know that isn't how it would pan out

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 01:17 PM (d04cU)

430 Sarah Silverman (spit!) calls for the release of the hostages before ending the boycott of Gaza and you know what that makes her?

Danny Haiphong
@SpiritofHo
Sarah Silverman casually calling for genocide on social media.
These people are the information arm of war criminals, making them war criminals themselves.

-
Poor Sarah! Her friends don't like her. Maybe relying on the kindness of Hamas was a mistake.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2023 01:18 PM (FVME7)

431 The 'handlers' and countless other unaccountable, unnamed more have been running this country since Jan 2021.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 19, 2023 01:18 PM (AbL8c)

432 Schumer is running the Senate, sure, but I think the person/people running the country are staying out of the public eye. Safer that way.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 19, 2023 01:10 PM (uvymP)

This.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 19, 2023 01:18 PM (BdMk6)

433 The President addresses the nation to discuss our response to Hamas’ terrorist attacks against Israel and Russia’s ongoing brutal war against Ukraine

Oval Office, restricted Press Pool
Posted by: L - Can never make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 19, 2023 01:16 PM (GshMh)
++++
"Stuttering dotard slurs out scripted lies. Film at 11."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 01:18 PM (d04cU)

434 I think Ace needs to go to the barrel.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 19, 2023 01:18 PM (YwyqV)

435 she might have run out of money ... cheaper to pay the $6000 than face legal costs for another five years. This is what happens when someone fights the fraud and is not a billionaire.

____

But she herself an experienced lawyer, surely she along with someone else could have mounted a worthwhile defense for herself.

if nothing else, just to protect her reputation. Once you plead guilty, you cant take that back.

I think like everyone else that gets involved with Trump, they have deep regrets. I bet Giuliani feels the same way.

Posted by: Blago at October 19, 2023 01:18 PM (wMRY8)

436 Just take a Hollywood actor and put him in place. They're all communists anyway, and they're very accustomed to taking direction and pretending.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2023 01:11 PM (d04cU)

-----------

Arec Baldwin!

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 01:19 PM (HUPiH)

437 I am really disappointed in all of you. You should be grateful I'm here.

Posted by: Jill at 1600 Pennsylvania at October 19, 2023 01:19 PM (8AONa)

438 You do realize there is an archive.

You were never on the Trump train.

You weren't even in the station.

So just stop.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
__

Liar.

go look back at the archive, please do.

You have done ZERO research and are making false claims.

Posted by: Blago at October 19, 2023 01:20 PM (wMRY8)

439 Thank you Joe Biden for giving us hope.

Knowing that your son Beau was killed in action from a smoke pit in Iraq with cancer in Delaware while being hit by a drunk driver in an industrial accident from Russian disinformation is a real comfort.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 19, 2023 01:20 PM (cMXNt)

440 Eye of Sauron > Eye of CBS

CBS Evening News
@CBSEveningNews
The humanitarian crisis in Gaza continues to grow following a hospital explosion that killed hundreds. CBS News spoke to a doctor who says Israel's army had previously warned the facility to evacuate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2023 01:20 PM (FVME7)

441 So war with Israel and Russia. Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 19, 2023 01:21 PM (XetL6)

442 If I have to go with an actor for President I would choose Jim Caviezel who's good looking but also seems to be a person of religious faith, and I expect not a leftist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2023 01:16 PM (RSbhh)

Good choice.

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 01:21 PM (gmo/4)

443 Woohoo!!!1019AM.
Tsunami and earthquake drill in Washington.
Shake it Baby!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2023 01:22 PM (uSHSS)

444 To participate I'm s'posed to stop, drop and hold on.

WTF???

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2023 01:23 PM (uSHSS)

445 His demon is retarded too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

...

Look I can only do what I can with the material I'm given

Posted by: Bidens Beelzebub at October 19, 2023 01:23 PM (2fujw)

446 I think like everyone else that gets involved with Trump, they have deep regrets. I bet Giuliani feels the same way.

Posted by: Blago at October 19, 2023 01:18 PM (wMRY

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You say that like it's Trump's fault that the entire Deep State, MDM-MSM, Big Brother Tech, and UniParty (BIRM quattro) targeted him and worked 24/7 -- often ilegally and unconstitutionally -- against him for the crimes of not being beholden and loving America & Americans.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 19, 2023 01:26 PM (FaTUJ)

447 Its a track suit AND PJs, so I'm ready to spring into action anytime in the afternoon. Otherwise, I sleep au naturale, if you know what I mean -- Biden's teleprompter.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at October 19, 2023 01:27 PM (nnp+f)

448 Please somebody tell me... what the HELL is wrong with Biden's chin?????

Posted by: Spamf Roming at October 19, 2023 01:43 PM (Ntfez)

449 Weak men, hard times.

So, throw out your hands, stick out your tush.
Hands on your hips, give 'em a push.
You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake.

Posted by: Things Patton Would Probably Say at October 19, 2023 01:56 PM (DZrNt)

450 Brushing off the adjective “oleaginous” for Newsom.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at October 19, 2023 02:12 PM (hsWtj)

451 44 I propose a slap fight between potatohead and McTurtle.

I bet tater wins in a KO.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2023 12:13 PM (l10hq)

That's a sure thing if you tell Tater that the Turtle is a German Shepard.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at October 19, 2023 02:13 PM (jGKEZ)

452 "I'm sure everything will be fine" thinks the media and ever idiot who really voted for this moron.

But Reality is saying something completely different.....

Posted by: Esperman at October 19, 2023 02:27 PM (nNH2y)

453 Thats not his chin; hes had so many facelifts those are his balls

Posted by: Oglebay at October 19, 2023 02:40 PM (ogTiX)

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