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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Quick Hits![]() I teach corporate law at the University of California, Berkeley, and I'm an adviser to the Jewish law students association. My students are largely engaged and well-prepared, and I regularly recommend them to legal employers. But if you don't want to hire people who advocate hate and practice discrimination, don't hire some of my students. Anti-Semitic conduct is nothing new on university campuses, including here at Berkeley. Last year, Berkeley's Law Students for Justice in Palestine asked other student groups to adopt a bylaw that banned supporters of Israel from speaking at events. It excluded any speaker who "expressed and continued to hold views or host/sponsor/promote events in support of Zionism, the apartheid state of Israel, and the occupation of Palestine." Nine student groups adopted the bylaw. Signers included the Middle Eastern and North African Law Students Association, the Queer Caucus and the Women of Berkeley Law. The bylaw caused an uproar. It was rightly criticized for creating "Jew-free" zones. Our dean--a diehard liberal--admirably condemned it but said free-speech principles tied his hands.Weird how those "free speech principles" dissolve like dry ice when Riley Gaines wants to give a speech. Or, the World's Most Dangerous Jew, Ben Shapiro. The campus groups had the legal right to pick or exclude speakers based on their views. The bylaw remains, and 11 other groups subsequently adopted it. ... The student conduct at Berkeley is part of the broader attitude against Jews on university campuses that made last week's massacre possible. It is shameful and has been tolerated for too long. It's time for the adults to take over, and that includes law firms looking for graduates to hire.... Legal employers in the recruiting process should do what Winston & Strawn did: treat these law students like the adults they are. If a student endorses hate, dehumanization or anti-Semitism, don't hire him. When students face consequences for their actions, they straighten up. If you are a legal employer, when you interview students from Berkeley, Harvard, NYU or any other law school this year, ask them what organizations they belong to. Ask if they support discriminatory bylaws or other acts and resolutions blaming Jews and Israelis for the Hamas massacre. If a student endorses hatred, it isn't only your right but your duty not to hire him. Do you want your clients represented by someone who condones these monstrous crimes? Mr. Solomon is a law professor at the University of California, Berkeley.Grifter, embezzler, and low-IQ charity hire Henry Rodgers, who larps as "Ibram X. Kendi" like he's in the world's most racist game of Dungeons and Dragons, is on the scent of a new grift as he brands the Israelis as Nazis. No one ever said he was creative. Or cogent. Or good at anything at all. The US gives money to the UN, and the UN immediately gives that money to Hamas and Hezballah. The UN doesn't label these groups as terrorist groups so they give them our money. And we do nothing about it. The Biden regime wants to give its terrorist allies directly, so it launders the terror-funding through the UN. Iran-backed Hamas and Hezbollah are not sanctioned or labeled as terror groups by the UN Security Council The U.S. has subsidized Hamas to the tune of $380 million since Biden took office and restarted funding to the UN's Palestinian refugee agency Former U.S. Ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley repeatedly pressed the organization to formally list Hamas as a terrorist group U.S. taxpayer dollars are able to 'flow freely' to Iran-backed Hamas and Hezbollah because the United Nations Security Council has failed to label them as 'terrorists,' warn top security experts. Hamas and Hezbollah are not sanctioned or labeled as terror groups by the UN Security Council. However, other well-known terrorist organizations Al Qaeda and ISIS have been officially designated, which cuts off their ability to get foreign assistance. Richard Goldberg, senior advisor at the Foundation for the Defense of Democracies, tells DailyMail.com that U.S. taxpayer dollars to the UN are going directly into the hands of terrorists as a result. That is especially alarming as Hamas in Gaza launched a brutal attack on Israel over a week ago, killing over 1,300 innocent civilians and at least 29 Americans. But despite their horrific atrocities, including beheading babies and raping women, the Iran-backed terror group is considered 'legitimate' by the UN - which has cleared the way for the organization to receive worldwide assistance, says Goldberg.Romney endorses Trump? Because he says DeSantis is a smarter authoritarian than Trump, and therefore, more dangerous. ![]() From last week, but worth a mention for the laugh: ![]() PUERTO VIEJO, Costa Rica -- Filmmaker Jameelah Nuriddin was locked down in Los Angeles during the pandemic, watching as the nation convulsed in protest over the murder of George Floyd, when she had an epiphany: "America does not deserve me.""Political" reasons or explicitly racialist reasons? Weird how these alleged professional writers frequently Don't Know What Wurdz Mean and make all these boo-boos Uzing the Wrong Wurdz. Just so you know, she can say she's leaving the US to get away from evil whites, but if you channel Powers Boothe and say "Well... bye," you're a racist. The only permissible response is to fall to your knees and scream "No! Don't go! Muh Diversity! Muh Diversity!" Louis CK, a multimillionaire who lives behind a tall wall, in January.
Another one from the Bee: ![]() Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 06:34 PM (U31aU) Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2023 06:35 PM (IG4Id) 3
Bless me Father for I have nooded.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 06:35 PM (U31aU) 4
Islam doesn't coexist with anyone but themselves
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2023 06:35 PM (fwDg9) 5
I read the content... top 5.
Posted by: GanGanowicz at October 19, 2023 06:36 PM (AxRGS) 6
You're right! America has done some things, especially lately, that we should be smacked around for but we certainly don't deserve the likes of you!
Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 19, 2023 06:36 PM (iyVGU) 7
I wonder if someone printed up that coexist sticker how many leftist students would buy it and proudly display it on their government grant teslas....
Posted by: GanGanowicz at October 19, 2023 06:36 PM (AxRGS) 8
the World's Most Dangerous Jew, Ben Shapiro.
---- Not going to lie, I would watch this action movie. Posted by: DaisyB at October 19, 2023 06:37 PM (AbL8c) 9
I've heard the same thing from other Democrats regarding their fear of DeSantis. It's like Trump, but the guy that can actually shows up to work on time.
There's also not the majority that has written him off, forever. Trump didn't have that headwind in 2016, he does now. It's not specific to DeSantis, any Republican has a better shot than Trump. The first Party that dumps their front runner wins. Posted by: Blago at October 19, 2023 06:38 PM (Q/82V) 10
Jameelah is a silly person.. she will not be missed.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 06:38 PM (PCK5/) 11
I think we'll be fine. Have fun in Costa Rico. I hear it's beautiful.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at October 19, 2023 06:38 PM (KB0Aa) 12
I like Costa Rica, thought of retiring there.
Bring lots of money. Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 19, 2023 06:38 PM (MeG8a) 13
Willowed, and I think people will love to read the DoS persyn's statement.
130 86 From Hotgas: State Dept official resigns because US took Israel's side and not Hamas's side. This is your federal government everybody. Posted by: Montec at October 19, 2023 06:04 PM “In my 11 years I have made more moral compromises than I can recall, each heavily, but each with my promise to myself in mind, and intact,” the official, Josh Paul, wrote in a post explaining his decision. “I am leaving today because I believe that in our current course with regards to the continued — indeed, expanded and expedited — provision of lethal arms to Israel — I have reached the end of that bargain.” “I cannot work in support of a set of major policy decisions, including rushing more arms to one side of the conflict, that I believe to be shortsighted, destructive, unjust, and contradictory to the very values that we publicly espouse,” he added. Posted by: Intercepted Democracy Now! Transmission, brought by the Intrepid Liaison at October 19, 2023 06:39 PM (NCgXW) 14
_ 20,000 work permits (green cards) were issued to Gazans by Israel. They were found amongst the litter of the dead after the raid.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 06:39 PM (A+M5E) 15
Immigration, emigration. Have fun. Write when you find work. There will likely form a facial tic when the Bill of Rights you just shunned come back in front of all those foreigners.
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 19, 2023 06:39 PM (as3uC) 16
"So Nuriddin, 39, packed her bags and left."
I'm shocked. A Leftist who actually ~followed through~ on her threat to leave this terrible racist country? Would that more follow in her footsteps. Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 19, 2023 06:40 PM (ou9hh) 17
>>The expats forging new lives in Puerto Viejo are part of a wider exodus of Black Americans from the U.S. in recent years, with many leaving for reasons that are explicitly political.
Do they have a foundation where we can send donations? Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 06:41 PM (ZLI7S) 18
By all means get some help.
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 19, 2023 06:42 PM (as3uC) 19
If Ben is dangerous outside of a conversation, I'll eat my wig.
Posted by: Jackie Mason (only mostly dead) at October 19, 2023 06:42 PM (sNlqW) 20
scent of a new grift as he brands the Israelis as Nazis.
These Nazis ain't kosher! - Harvey Lembeck Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 19, 2023 06:42 PM (0fIkm) 21
Associate professor,Mika Tosca, a trans-identified leftist activist and associate professor at the School of Arts Institute of Chicago (SAIC) wrote a screed against Israelis on Instagram, dehumanizing them as "pigs" and "irredeemable excrement ...calling them "savages" and wishing that they "all rot in hell."
Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 06:43 PM (A+M5E) 22
Expecting society to love you, for just sucking air…what’s the name for that??
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 06:44 PM (PCK5/) Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2023 06:44 PM (q177U) 24
Can we trade Harvard, Yale, and Berkeley Law Schools to Hamas for the hostages?
I am even willing to compromise with Hamas and trade our school staff at a 5 or 10 to 1 ratio. Even if we have give Hamas 2,000? It will be worth it! Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 06:45 PM (Z+Hdv) 25
Mitt accusing a politician of lacking warmth is epic lack of self awareness.
Posted by: greg at October 19, 2023 06:45 PM (KtqAF) 26
I like Costa Rica, thought of retiring there.
Bring lots of money. Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 19, 2023 06:38 PM (MeG8a) If I knew how to link on this site, I would. But let me leave you with the following article title: "Attacked by Monkeys: A Costa Rican Adventure" Posted by: DaisyB at October 19, 2023 06:45 PM (AbL8c) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2023 06:45 PM (guGkK) 28
27 "America does not deserve me."
America has done some bad things, but even so I tend to agree. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2023 06:45 PM (guGkK) Oh well done!!! Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 06:46 PM (PCK5/) 29
Associate professor,Mika Tosca, a trans-identified leftist activist and associate professor at the School of Arts Institute of Chicago (SAIC) wrote a screed against Israelis on Instagram, dehumanizing them as "pigs" and "irredeemable excrement ...calling them "savages" and wishing that they "all rot in hell."
He seems nice. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2023 06:46 PM (guGkK) 30
"So Nuriddin, 39, packed her bags and left.
She ended up in Costa Rica, in an idyllic beach town on the Caribbean coast that has become a hub for hundreds of Black expatriates fed up with life in the United States." Well, how colonialist of her. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 06:47 PM (OX9vb) 31
"attempting to rewrite history by claiming she advocated for schools to reopen."
Of course she campaigned for schools to open - if and only if every school in the country bowed to her insane and tyrannical mask and clot-shot requirements for students. The fact that people told her to pound sand and refused to meet her demands doesn't mean she wanted schools to remain closed. /sarc Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 19, 2023 06:47 PM (ou9hh) 32
Louis CK Hope he and his family, and his children, and then his grandchildren can live in a gated community forever. Never touched by the reality that 300 plus million have to endure. Not really. I hope the closest they live to a gated community is the bars they have to install on the windows. Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2023 06:47 PM (enJYY) 33
Hamas terrorists used weapons from NORTH KOREA in their attack on Israel - including assault rifles and rocket-propelled grenade launchers that were first sold to Iran.
--- So, they were obtained from Iran. Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 06:48 PM (A+M5E) 34
Wait, so she moved to a central American country instead of Africa?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 19, 2023 06:48 PM (Uyf5K) 35
>>I like Costa Rica, thought of retiring there.
Bring lots of money. Don't go right now. The State Department has just put out a worldwide travel alert for US citizens. Thanks, President Ballchinian! Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 06:48 PM (ZLI7S) 36
20,000 work permits (green cards) were issued to Gazans by Israel. They were found amongst the litter of the dead after the raid.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 06:39 --------------- Weren't those the Gazans doing the recon in the villages and giving precise layouts to Hamas? Posted by: olddog in mo at October 19, 2023 06:48 PM (ju2Fy) 37
Gosh, America is really doomed because this bitter, entitled twat is leaving. Please don’t take all your friends, toots. We’ll never recover
Posted by: UGAdawg at October 19, 2023 06:49 PM (gdmjx) Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 19, 2023 06:50 PM (Uyf5K) Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at October 19, 2023 06:51 PM (VMFAF) 40
"So Nuriddin, 39, packed her bags and left.
She ended up in Costa Rica, in an idyllic beach town on the Caribbean coast that has become a hub for hundreds of Black expatriates fed up with life in the United States." ====== She moved there. How many Black Men versus Black Women followed her? Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 06:51 PM (Z+Hdv) 41
Louis should take a look around at some of the shitholes that Americans live in before inviting a bunch of people in to make new shitholes.
Posted by: huerfano at October 19, 2023 06:52 PM (Q4KYm) 42
Romney is trying to triple bank shot. If he endorses Trump we have to run away now!
Triple bank shots almost never work. Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2023 06:52 PM (HOogy) 43
Filmmaker Jameelah Nuriddin is NOT "Down with the Struggle"?
Escaping to Costa Rica seems nice, but not for those that still want to fight for longer term Liberty. And the more successful blacks should help "their people" (as AG Holder called them, iirc), instead of turning those communities over to the drug dealers and Trayvon/Saint George types. Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2023 06:52 PM (Cus5s) 44
Wait! Wait! Before you go let me just check here...uh huh....uh huh... Okay, you're good to go! I just wanted to make sure that America didn't run low on its supply of low IQ, egotistical, sociopathic Racists of Color. Yeah, but no danger of that. In fact, take some of your family and friends if you like. No, really go ahead. We've got plenty. Welp, have a good life. Toodles! Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2023 06:52 PM (QzZeQ) 45
Hello?
Posted by: Liberia at October 19, 2023 06:52 PM (Eeb9P) 46
(lays $20 on table)
She's hoping to marry a wealthy white American that she meets while she's there. Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 19, 2023 06:52 PM (Uyf5K) 47
"the official, Josh Paul"
Two first names. Not to be trusted. And again - "Well, bye." A simple, "I quit." would have sufficed. But Noooooooo, you have to flounce. Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 06:52 PM (U31aU) 48
Maybe she could convince some of the thousands of "refugees" that are still streaming across our border daily not to come here.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at October 19, 2023 06:53 PM (gJ6Uy) 49
She ended up in Costa Rica, in an idyllic beach town on the Caribbean coast that has become a hub for hundreds of Black expatriates fed up with life in the United States."
Hate has no home there. There's a sign and everything. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2023 06:53 PM (guGkK) 50
She even left after Chocolate Jesus's 3rd term as President?
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2023 06:53 PM (fwDg9) 51
American Blacks don't want to leave because they don't have to work here.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 19, 2023 06:53 PM (Eeb9P) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 19, 2023 06:53 PM (+vFC3) 53
"Former U.S. Ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley repeatedly pressed the organization to formally list Hamas as a terrorist group"
--- Give credit to Nikki for doing well what her boss told her to do. Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 06:54 PM (A+M5E) 54
To those blacks, please GTFO.
Our crime rates, murder rates, rape rates, and assault rates would be less than Scandinavian countries. The downside is.... sportsball might be 1% less but we wouldn't notice. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 19, 2023 06:54 PM (17s+e) 55
Wait, so she moved to a central American country instead of Africa?
Liberia didn't really pan out for some reason. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2023 06:54 PM (guGkK) 56
She would pretty much have to be living in a gated community or similarly guarded enclave, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 19, 2023 06:54 PM (Uyf5K) 57
If only her name was Felicia.
Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 06:55 PM (Z8Yh2) 58
Love the community notes feature on X.
Randi looks like a lying fool. Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2023 06:55 PM (NpAcC) 59
We're rid of Nuriddin?
We need more rid. Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2023 06:56 PM (oNrym) 60
Gosh, that's weird:
"Christopher Columbus first dropped anchor in Costa Rica in 1502 at Isla Uvita. His forces overcame the indigenous people. He incorporated the territory into the Captaincy General of Guatemala as a province of New Spain in 1524. For the next 300 years, Costa Rica was a colony of Spain " But America doesn't deserve me. Or something. Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 19, 2023 06:57 PM (Uyf5K) 61
I'm sure DeSantis is heartbroken losing the coveted Romney endorsement.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2023 06:58 PM (NpAcC) 62
Seeing at The Hill Sidney Powell please guilty on 6 misdemeanors just before the Kangaroo Court trial on her was to begin.
So sad Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2023 06:59 PM (fwDg9) 63
"So Nuriddin, 39, packed her bags and left.
She ended up in Costa Rica, in an idyllic beach town on the Caribbean coast that has become a hub for hundreds of Black expatriates fed up with life in the United States." == I've been to Costa Rica since the late 1980s. Probably have a cumulative total of 6-7 months down there. Went only 1 time the Caribbean side. All black. All crime. The only place in CR where things were stolen and the rental car broke into. Never again. I'm sure the black crime was due to systemic White racism. The native Indian CRers hate what has happened to the east side of CR. Kind of like the DR and the paradise of Haiti. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 19, 2023 06:59 PM (17s+e) 64
I would dislike Kendi more if I didn't know his shtick is a 100% cash money hustle. That dude doesn't believe a word he says.
He just found a way to squeeze millions of dollars out of insufferable white liberal Karens and their phony guilt. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2023 06:59 PM (0FoWg) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 06:59 PM (x0n13) 66
"So Nuriddin, 39, packed her bags and left."
I'm sitting here in my underwear reading AoSHQ, eating a NY strip, baked potato with sour cream/jalapenos, and broccoli. With a nice red wine to boot. If that ain't 'Murica, I don't know what to tell you. Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 06:59 PM (U31aU) 67
But I'll bet those 'Americans' who are no longer proud to be in this country won't give up their citizenship.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2023 06:59 PM (QPmu4) Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 06:59 PM (Z8Yh2) 69
66 "So Nuriddin, 39, packed her bags and left."
I'm sitting here in my underwear reading AoSHQ, eating a NY strip, baked potato with sour cream/jalapenos, and broccoli. With a nice red wine to boot. If that ain't 'Murica, I don't know what to tell you. Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 06:59 PM (U31aU) Shotgun in the corner? Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2023 07:00 PM (QPmu4) 70
The expats forging new lives in Puerto Viejo are part of a wider exodus of Black Americans from the U.S. in recent years, with many leaving for reasons that are explicitly political.
.. Current count is what, 4? Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at October 19, 2023 07:00 PM (/qa9n) 71
64 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2023 06:59 PM (0FoWg)
The problem is, his poison is now a part of virtually every school curricula and HR department in the nation. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:00 PM (x0n13) 72
Imagine being a black woman filmmaker with the funds to move to a resort community in Costa Rica while simultaneously believing you're oppressed in the United States.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 19, 2023 07:00 PM (Uyf5K) 73
the World's Most Dangerous Jew, Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: DaisyB Dude talks way faster than I do and I did college team debate where "gutspreading" was common. Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2023 07:00 PM (KAi1n) 74
Canada liberalized their drug laws. Now they allow addicts to euthanize themselves because addicted.
Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2023 07:00 PM (oNrym) 75
73 the World's Most Dangerous Jew, Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: DaisyB Dude talks way faster than I do and I did college team debate where "gutspreading" was common. Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2023 07:00 PM (KAi1n) You'd talk fast if your sister had announcements like that. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:01 PM (x0n13) 76
The problem is, his poison is now a part of virtually every school curricula and HR department in the nation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:00 PM (x0n13) Oh he's an asshole for sure. But it's just a grift. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2023 07:01 PM (0FoWg) 77
Being an expat isn't enough. They need to renounce.
So they can never return. And forfeit their SS and Medicare benefits. Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at October 19, 2023 07:01 PM (/qa9n) 78
57 If only her name was Felicia.
Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 06:55 PM (Z8Yh2) Or Felici-o. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:02 PM (x0n13) 79
Shotgun in the corner?
Posted by: Romeo13 You're just outside the window in the bushes, aren't you? You know the code to the garage door - let yourself in and grab a few cold ones. I'll be out in a few. Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 07:02 PM (U31aU) Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 07:03 PM (Z8Yh2) 81
Watching Phoenix: The Warrior on Freevee streaming. The 80s really had some shitty movies didn't they. I must-have missed this gem due to being in Germany.
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 19, 2023 07:03 PM (3CCua) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2023 07:03 PM (YqDXo) 83
Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) said Thursday he negotiated a deal with Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) on an amendment allowing military veterans whose finances go into conservatorship to keep their firearms, ...
----- So, if you're a common citizen??? pfft Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 07:04 PM (A+M5E) 84
82 Romney is just bitter that Trump won, while Romney lost.
I think it's just that simple. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2023 07:03 PM (YqDXo) Or did Romney take a dive? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:04 PM (x0n13) Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2023 07:04 PM (KAi1n) 86
79 Shotgun in the corner?
Posted by: Romeo13 You're just outside the window in the bushes, aren't you? You know the code to the garage door - let yourself in and grab a few cold ones. I'll be out in a few. Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 07:02 PM (U31aU) certainly not! I'll politely ring the doorbell, thank you very much... You have a shotgun in the corner, and I've read my Darwin! Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2023 07:05 PM (QPmu4) 87
You'd talk fast if your sister had announcements like that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:01 PM (x0n13) Unpopular opinion (?) I find him attractive. And now I prepare to be banned. Forever. Posted by: DaisyB at October 19, 2023 07:05 PM (AbL8c) 88
I don't know why anybody likes CK Louis. People who I think are funny, think he's funny, and I start to wonder what planet I'm from that I just don't see it. Ever. He's never been funny, and he's a bitter, perverted, nasty piece of shit of a human being.
I just don't get it. Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2023 07:05 PM (dGCAG) 89
To be serious for a sec...Diversity is not America's strength, freedom was.
Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 07:05 PM (Z8Yh2) 90
85 You'd talk fast if your sister had announcements like that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Ummm, what? Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2023 07:04 PM (KAi1n) It made more sense in my brain. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:05 PM (x0n13) 91
Did I hear there won't be any more fat chicks in the Victoria Secret ads?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2023 07:06 PM (guGkK) 92
To be serious for a sec...Diversity is not America's strength, freedom was.
- Everyone knows pot metal is the best metal. Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 19, 2023 07:06 PM (6Y/Rl) 93
61 I'm sure DeSantis is heartbroken losing the coveted Romney endorsement.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2023 06:58 PM If Romney endorsed DeSantis or Trump, I'd be disappointed if they didn't publicly turn down the endorsement. Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 19, 2023 07:06 PM (NCgXW) 94
Speed Metal FTW
Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 07:07 PM (Z8Yh2) 95
91 Did I hear there won't be any more fat chicks in the Victoria Secret ads?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2023 07:06 PM (guGkK) That's the good news. The bad news they'll all look like Ella Emhoff or Sam Bankman-Fraud's girlfriend. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:08 PM (x0n13) 96
Unpopular opinion (?) I find him attractive.
And now I prepare to be banned. Forever. Posted by: DaisyB DaisyB - every Moron here had done wildly sketchy shit over a skank-whore or a ginger and we knew better from the first 'Hello!'. Not to worry. Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 07:08 PM (U31aU) 97
the World's Most Dangerous Jew, Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: DaisyB Dude talks way faster than I do and I did college team debate where "gutspreading" was common. Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2023 07:00 PM (KAi1n) I hear him talk, and think someone is doing a silly Ben Shapiro impersonation, only to find out, nope, that's actually him. Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2023 07:08 PM (dGCAG) 98
Had a cousin who did the whole "expat" thing when her and her ferret-faced husband moved to the Netherlands about 20 years ago. Heard nothing but how awesome it was. So progressive.
Then her husband lost his job and they had to return to the States. Basically told; "get the fuck out, yesterday." Settled in New Hampshire. Go figure. After a couple months of badmouthing everything severed all comms. That was over 12 years ago. I don't hear shit from her and don't care. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2023 07:08 PM (Q4IgG) 99
Louis C.K. got cancelled (for racist statement, I think?). He was the brains behind the TV series "Better Things." But he's just another lefty -- behind a wall -- telling the peasants how they should live.
Fuck him. Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at October 19, 2023 07:08 PM (G3VXa) 100
knowing what we now know, "took a dive" seems almost certain; though I suspected it even at the time.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 19, 2023 07:09 PM (+vFC3) 101
89 To be serious for a sec...Diversity is not America's strength, freedom was.
Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 07:05 PM (Z8Yh2) --- "Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose" Hey, we're getting there. Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 07:09 PM (A+M5E) 102
Did I hear there won't be any more fat chicks in the Victoria Secret ads?
Posted by: Cicero - Yep. Someone at Victoria's Secret realized "Wait, how are we supposed to sell expensive, frivolous-purchase underwear to women who don't give a crap about how they look?" Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 19, 2023 07:09 PM (6Y/Rl) 103
Looks like I'll have to take up a subscription to Harpoon & Blubber Weekly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2023 07:10 PM (guGkK) 104
I think I need to find a new career.
One idea I have been mulling over is special travel packages for groups like Queers for Palestine and Jews for Palestine. Two week trips to Gaza and the West Bank. Maybe an additional profit center could be taking out life insurance on the clients with the company as the beneficiary? Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 07:10 PM (GHi7c) 105
CK jerked off into some potted plants...funny right?
Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 07:10 PM (Z8Yh2) 106
I'm sure DeSantis is heartbroken losing the coveted Romney endorsement.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2023 06:58 PM Gotta admit I larfed at "It looks like he's got a toothache." Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2023 07:10 PM (dGCAG) 107
Not to worry.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 07:08 PM (U31aU) Thank you for absolution my friend! :0 Posted by: DaisyB at October 19, 2023 07:11 PM (AbL8c) 108
100 knowing what we now know, "took a dive" seems almost certain; though I suspected it even at the time.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 19, 2023 07:09 PM (+vFC3) I think he didn't intend to destroy Obama in the first debate, like he did. And even with biased moderators, Paul Ryan not destroying Biden was transparently obvious that he took a dive. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:11 PM (x0n13) 109
One idea I have been mulling over is special travel packages for groups like Queers for Palestine and Jews for Palestine. Two week trips to Gaza and the West Bank.
Maybe an additional profit center could be taking out life insurance on the clients with the company as the beneficiary? Posted by: rd -- "Marvel at the architecture of Gaza! Look over the city from the highest buildings!" Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 19, 2023 07:11 PM (6Y/Rl) 110
That's the good news. The bad news they'll all look like Ella Emhoff or Sam Bankman-Fraud's girlfriend.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:08 PM (x0n13) the Hamas sisters are their faves- "Bela" and "GIGI". Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 07:11 PM (V13WU) 111
104 I think I need to find a new career.
One idea I have been mulling over is special travel packages for groups like Queers for Palestine and Jews for Palestine. Two week trips to Gaza and the West Bank. Maybe an additional profit center could be taking out life insurance on the clients with the company as the beneficiary? Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 07:10 PM (GHi7c) Get ALL your money upfront… Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 07:12 PM (PCK5/) 112
105 CK jerked off into some potted plants...funny right?
Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 07:10 PM (Z8Yh2) John Fetterman's sex life. Or his wife's. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:12 PM (x0n13) 113
"Wait, how are we supposed to sell expensive, frivolous-purchase underwear to women who don't give a crap about how they look?"
So simple. Yet the college graduates could not see it. Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 07:12 PM (Z8Yh2) 114
Yep. Someone at Victoria's Secret realized "Wait, how are we supposed to sell expensive, frivolous-purchase underwear to women who don't give a crap about how they look?"
Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 19, 2023 07:09 PM (6Y/Rl) The Trigglypuff Collection was surprisingly unsuccessful. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 07:12 PM (OX9vb) 115
Did I hear there won't be any more fat chicks in the Victoria Secret ads?
Posted by: Cicero === Oh no my friend. There will still be hideous, fat, and tranny "women" just 8% fewer. Bonus, there will be 1-2 good looking women. THat's going to turn the company around like THAT!! Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 19, 2023 07:13 PM (17s+e) 116
104 I think I need to find a new career.
One idea I have been mulling over is special travel packages for groups like Queers for Palestine and Jews for Palestine. Two week trips to Gaza and the West Bank. Maybe an additional profit center could be taking out life insurance on the clients with the company as the beneficiary? Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 07:10 PM (GHi7c) "To Serve Idiots. It's a cookbook!!!!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:13 PM (x0n13) Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 07:13 PM (V13WU) 118
Mitt Romney...what a pathetic, approval-seeking chameleon.
I'll bet he tortured small animals when he was a child. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2023 07:13 PM (3Gtis) 119
Whoopi in lingerie…
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 07:13 PM (PCK5/) 120
Whenever Paul Ryan chimes in about anything these days, I think to myself "you lost a debate to Biden, maybe should just shut up and go away".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 19, 2023 07:13 PM (MeG8a) 121
not to mention how terrified his campaign was by the VP candidate's popularity
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 19, 2023 07:13 PM (+vFC3) 122
CK jerked off into some potted plants...funny right?
Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 07:10 PM (Z8Yh2) He would ask lesser known female comics and others if they mind if he jerks off in front of them. Lots of them said yes. Some said no. Not illegal, I guess, but definitely creepy, and I think a lot of disingenuous people bent over backwards to defend him because they think he's some kind of genius. The same people who, if Carlos Mencia was jerking off in front of chix, would be calling for his head. Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2023 07:14 PM (dGCAG) 123
118 Mitt Romney...what a pathetic, approval-seeking chameleon.
I'll bet he tortured small animals when he was a child. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2023 07:13 PM (3Gtis) "Woof!!!" - - Doggie on the car roof Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:14 PM (x0n13) 124
meatball with a toothache. that was funny.
Posted by: Blazer at October 19, 2023 07:14 PM (K7/OQ) 125
105 CK jerked off into some potted plants...funny right?
Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 07:10 PM (Z8Yh2) === Nothing original in Hollywood anymore! Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2023 07:14 PM (17s+e) 126
Rapinoe in a thong…
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 07:14 PM (PCK5/) 127
Even Ella Emhoff looks better than Carolyn (?) whatever her last name is-Bankman-Fried's girlfriend.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2023 07:15 PM (RSbhh) 128
119 Whoopi in lingerie…
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 07:13 PM (PCK5/) Goering's uniform. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:15 PM (x0n13) Posted by: The Florida All-Girl Footbridge Engineering Team at October 19, 2023 07:15 PM (guGkK) 130
The "reveal" of Spec Frc soldiers in photo. That was not an accident.
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU) 131
Nicole Kidman.
Ruined by plastic surgery. I think. Never got a chance to see what Nature had in mind. Not a fan of dead upper lip. Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 07:15 PM (Z8Yh2) 132
93 61 I'm sure DeSantis is heartbroken losing the coveted Romney endorsement.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2023 06:58 PM If Romney endorsed DeSantis or Trump, I'd be disappointed if they didn't publicly turn down the endorsement. Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 19, 2023 07:06 PM (NCgXW) ====== I would reconsider my vote if they did not turn down a Willard Romney endorsement. Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 07:15 PM (GHi7c) 133
>>>I don't know why anybody likes CK Louis. People who I think are funny, think he's funny, and I start to wonder what planet I'm from that I just don't see it. Ever. He's never been funny, and he's a bitter, perverted, nasty piece of shit of a human being.
I just don't get it. I'm with you. People I think are funny think he's funny, so I can't just say "he's not funny," but I do not get it. He just seems like an asshole who says assholish things. I think with some comedians it's just the delivery and persona. Like with bill maher. Never wrote a good joke in his life but he had a persona and swagger on stage. I guess some people just really like Louis CK's nasty schlub persona. Posted by: Australian Ace at October 19, 2023 07:15 PM (KRtlO) 134
No speaker. US destroyer shoots down attacking missiles. Revenging Israeli settlers killing dozens of palestinian workers heading for work on the west bank. What next? Hope its not a mushroom cloud.
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at October 19, 2023 07:15 PM (r42qe) 135
127 Even Ella Emhoff looks better than Carolyn (?) whatever her last name is-Bankman-Fried's girlfriend.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2023 07:15 PM (RSbhh) As I said once before, Sam’s girlfriend looks like a startled rodent…. Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 07:16 PM (PCK5/) 136
By the way...filmmaker "Jameelah" probably sucks at making films, so she has to moonlight leading fake ceremonies.
And I'll bet that living in L.A. was too expensive on her meager earnings as a failed filmmaker...that's why she left. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2023 07:16 PM (3Gtis) 137
127 Even Ella Emhoff looks better than Carolyn (?) whatever her last name is-Bankman-Fried's girlfriend.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2023 07:15 PM (RSbhh) She reminds me of a sort of human version of Henrietta Hen from the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:16 PM (x0n13) 138
TXMOME is off to a great start!
Posted by: Perfessor Squirrel at October 19, 2023 07:16 PM (f+qeM) 139
Even Ella Emhoff looks better than Carolyn (?) whatever her last name is-Bankman-Fried's girlfriend.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2023 07:15 PM (RSbhh) Bankman-Fraud's girlfriend looks like one of those cupie dolls that you can squeeze and their eyes bulge out. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2023 07:16 PM (guGkK) 140
>>>He would ask lesser known female comics and others if they mind if he jerks off in front of them.
Lots of them said yes. Some said no. I've tried this. They all say no. And I mean on a bus you'd think they'd want something to do. Posted by: Australian Ace at October 19, 2023 07:17 PM (KRtlO) Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 07:17 PM (A+M5E) 142
90 85 You'd talk fast if your sister had announcements like that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Ummm, what? Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2023 07:04 PM (KAi1n) It made more sense in my brain. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:05 PM (x0n13) I thought you were talking about Brett Cooper's engagement announcement. People always think she and Ben are siblings or otherwise related. Posted by: CaliforniaGirl at October 19, 2023 07:17 PM (0FtZB) 143
"So my heart began to despair over all my toilsome labor under the sun. For a person may labor with wisdom, knowledge and skill, and then they must leave all they own to another who has not toiled for it. This too is meaningless and a great misfortune."
Ecclesiastes 2:21-22 Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 07:17 PM (kmK04) 144
Speaking of Whoopi...Ted Danson. Crikey.
Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 07:17 PM (Z8Yh2) 145
141 Is there a Hilton Gaza?
Is there a Holiday Inn Gaza? Is there a Motel 6 Gaza? Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 07:17 PM (A+M5E) We'll leave the blight on for ya . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:17 PM (x0n13) 146
>>>136 By the way...filmmaker "Jameelah" probably sucks at making films
in the age of $300 "prosumer" cameras, "filmmaker" is a very elastic concept, much like "Disinformation Expert." Posted by: Australian Ace at October 19, 2023 07:18 PM (KRtlO) 147
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at October 19, 2023 07:15 PM (r42qe)
Please choose another Biblical quote taken completely out of context because this one is redundant and does nothing to bolster your leftist talking points. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2023 07:18 PM (RSbhh) Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 19, 2023 07:18 PM (V8he0) 149
I don't think the cause of Ron's pained look is a toothache. I think his feet hurt from wearing high-heeled boots with lifts in them all the time.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2023 07:18 PM (3ImbR) 150
The bad news they'll all look like Ella Emhoff or Sam Bankman-Fraud's girlfriend.
.. She was a 0 before 0s were cool. Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at October 19, 2023 07:19 PM (/qa9n) 151
Speaking of Whoopi...Ted Danson. Crikey.
Posted by: DOYLE Perhaps ole Ted subscribes to the "What the hell, pipe is pipe." school of thought. Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 07:19 PM (U31aU) 152
Today the USS Carney shot down two missiles heading North towards Israel or some place. You know the ship is named after Art Carney, the guy on the Jackie Gleason show from the 1960's. Art was a great guy and was really funny so I guess that is why we named a ship after him.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2023 07:19 PM (0vFtj) 153
>>>149 I don't think the cause of Ron's pained look is a toothache. I think his feet hurt from wearing high-heeled boots with lifts in them all the time.
Ah, he's short. And Trump is grossly fat with small hands. So many good points to be made. Posted by: Australian Ace at October 19, 2023 07:19 PM (KRtlO) 154
126 Rapinoe in a thong…
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 07:14 PM (PCK5/) ===== Thank you! I need to skip some meals. Now I can skip tonight's dinner. Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 07:20 PM (GHi7c) 155
>> Romney endorses Trump? Because he says DeSantis is a smarter authoritarian than Trump, and therefore, more dangerous.
All of this energy and shpilkes for someone polling at 10 pct. Go home Romney, you're drunk. Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 07:20 PM (XV/Pl) 156
I've tried this. They all say no. And I mean on a bus you'd think they'd want something to do.
Posted by: Australian Ace at October 19, 2023 07:17 PM (KRtlO) All the times I've been in bus station rest rooms... not once did one of them ask me before they started jerking off. Rude, is what it is. Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2023 07:20 PM (dGCAG) 157
>>>The bad news they'll all look like Ella Emhoff or Sam Bankman-Fraud's girlfriend.
She's a Build-A-Bear 2. Posted by: Australian Ace at October 19, 2023 07:20 PM (KRtlO) Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2023 07:21 PM (RIvkX) 159
Is there a Hilton Gaza?
Is there a Holiday Inn Gaza? Is there a Motel 6 Gaza? Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 07:17 PM (A+M5E) They used to have a Golden Corral until Hamas took the chocolate fountain to make into rockets. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2023 07:21 PM (guGkK) 160
Yea I have a Che Guevarra Poster in my office also. Great baseball player for the Yankees when I played for them in the 1960's.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2023 07:21 PM (0vFtj) 161
154 126 Rapinoe in a thong…
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 07:14 PM (PCK5/) ===== Thank you! I need to skip some meals. Now I can skip tonight's dinner. Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 07:20 PM (GHi7c I was going to post something about Rosa DeLauro and Helen Thomas' corpse, but I observe the mercy rule. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:21 PM (x0n13) 162
Do hope the TxMoMe goes very well for attendees
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2023 07:22 PM (fwDg9) 163
It was rightly criticized for creating "Jew-free" zones.
I thought the term was "Juden-frei." If they're going to follow the playbook they may as well use the language. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 19, 2023 07:22 PM (Bd6X8) 164
"A person can do nothing better than to eat and drink and find satisfaction in their own toil. This too, I see, is from the hand of God, for without him, who can eat or find enjoyment? To the person who pleases him, God gives wisdom, knowledge and happiness, but to the sinner he gives the task of gathering and storing up wealth to hand it over to the one who pleases God. This too is meaningless, a chasing after the wind."
Ecclesiastes 2:14-26 Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 07:22 PM (kmK04) 165
159 Is there a Hilton Gaza?
Is there a Holiday Inn Gaza? Is there a Motel 6 Gaza? Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 07:17 PM (A+M5E) They used to have a Golden Corral until Hamas took the chocolate fountain to make into rockets. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2023 07:21 PM (guGkK) That's code for Jerry Nadler's colostomy bag. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2023 07:22 PM (x0n13) 166
@147 You wish it was taken out of contest ;but its not!
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at October 19, 2023 07:22 PM (r42qe) 167
138 TXMOME is off to a great start!
Posted by: Perfessor Squirrel at October 19, 2023 07:16 PM (f+qeM) Will you give Ben Had a hug for me, Perfessor? Sure wish I could have been there this year. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 07:22 PM (OX9vb) 168
Off topic but there are people who remember the name of a dog but not their human's name
Then there are people who remember human names but not dogs I'm the latter Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 19, 2023 07:23 PM (VdGjU) 169
He invented Carney Asada!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 19, 2023 07:23 PM (0fIkm) Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 07:23 PM (XV/Pl) 171
So many good points to be made.
Posted by: Australian Ace at October 19, 2023 07:19 PM (KRtlO) ~~~~~ Lighten up. It was a joke. Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2023 07:24 PM (3ImbR) 172
Battered wife: I'm leaving!
*stays* Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2023 07:21 PM (RIvkX) It's sad, really. The women who are being beaten are too scared to leave. The ones who claim to have been beaten are the ones who know their hubbies would never lay a finger on them. Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2023 07:24 PM (dGCAG) 173
138 TXMOME is off to a great start!
Posted by: Perfessor Squirrel at October 19, 2023 07:16 PM (f+qeM) Have they started the Airing of the Grievances? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2023 07:25 PM (guGkK) 174
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at October 19, 2023 07:22 PM (r42qe)
Buddy, or Girly. I suspect the only religion you have is leftism and I guarantee that I know more about the Bible than you. Adios. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2023 07:25 PM (RSbhh) 175
Perhaps ole Ted subscribes to the "What the hell, pipe is pipe." school of thought.
Posted by: Tonypete I was visiting UC Santa Barbara for Halloween in 1986, staying in an apartment with a friend. One of his roommates was a guy who was not good-looking (not ugly) and kinda lumpy, but he had a very positive, "pipe-is-pipe" attitude (which is where I first heard the phrase) and as a result, he was quite the ladies man. Apparently because he really satisfied the less attractive ladies, the more attractive ones wanted him. Perhaps only in private, but that's where the real action was. Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2023 07:25 PM (KAi1n) 176
"I think he didn't intend to destroy Obama in the first debate, like he did. -- And even with biased moderators, Paul Ryan not destroying Biden was transparently obvious that he took a dive." Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I figured their (very bad, maybe compromised) advisors told them to not be too mean, look nice. As Patrick Swayze said in Roadhouse, "Be Nice ... Until it's time Not to be Nice". (which was at least 50 years ago). Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2023 07:25 PM (Cus5s) 177
All cats are named kitty, ketzuleh, tibby, tabby, pus, or don't you dare piss there.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 19, 2023 07:25 PM (0fIkm) 178
I bet those black expatriates haven’t given up their American citizenship. I wonder if they have room for Cher.
Posted by: Drive by at October 19, 2023 07:25 PM (MNhXM) 179
George Floyd is murdered = Israel Bombs a Hospital
Posted by: Drive by at October 19, 2023 07:27 PM (MNhXM) 180
The Middle East has some magnificent beaches, like Tyre Beach in Lebanon. The problem is that in most places you need to be trained in suppressing fire and bring your EOD team. Gaza could be one of those places. But they prefer to kill the tourists.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 07:27 PM (kmK04) 181
178 I bet those black expatriates haven’t given up their American citizenship. I wonder if they have room for Cher.
Posted by: Drive by at October 19, 2023 07:25 PM (MNhXM) No Armenians!!! Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 07:27 PM (PCK5/) 182
Is there a Hilton Gaza?
Is there a Holiday Inn Gaza? Is there a Motel 6 Gaza? Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 07:17 PM (A+M5E) Welcome to Mustafa Mike's Tent Emporium! *leave your camels outside* Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2023 07:28 PM (uSHSS) 183
Mr. Solomon is a law professor at the University of California, Berkeley.
Soon to be "was," no doubt. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2023 07:28 PM (CHHv1) 184
affirm! all best of everything to TxMoMe attendees!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 19, 2023 07:28 PM (+vFC3) 185
Living off of tourism, like being an "LA 'filmmaker'", is a perilous existence.
But you do you, girlfriend. Posted by: Texican ette at October 19, 2023 07:28 PM (JCecY) 186
119 Whoopi in lingerie…
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 07:13 PM (PCK5/) My services are available Posted by: Omar the tent maker at October 19, 2023 07:28 PM (/6GbT) 187
I'm looking at approximately 40 something morons eating, drinking, and having a good time.
Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2023 07:29 PM (R1EP1) 188
Jummajammy Nappyhead moving away reminds me of that radio disc jockey who once asked his listeners, after being fed up with the black folks always stealing, robbing, rioting, raping, looting, mugging and raping in Miami if any of them could name a city or place made better after the black folks moved in. I think one caller named a place near washington dc.
I bet Jummajammy will still get a check from the federales after she leaves. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2023 07:29 PM (R/m4+) Posted by: Dr. T at October 19, 2023 07:29 PM (m9hmt) 190
"taken out of contest" is pretty great
Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 19, 2023 07:30 PM (6Y/Rl) 191
Le CAFE IS OPEN
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2023 07:30 PM (fwDg9) 192
It's on my bucket list to one day join up with all the Morons at the TXMOME. I'd love to see y'all in person, but for now I'm stuck in California. Much love to you!
Posted by: CaliforniaGirl at October 19, 2023 07:30 PM (0FtZB) Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 07:31 PM (Z8Yh2) 194
All cats are named kitty, ketzuleh, tibby, tabby, pus, or don't you dare piss there.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 19, 2023 07:25 PM (0fIkm) The only reason to name a cat is so the vet knows which pet you're bringing in. Naming a cat is about as relevant as giving a ticket to Princess Diane's driver. Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2023 07:31 PM (dGCAG) 195
"189 The next Speaker vote has been scheduled for 10 a.m. tomorrow.
Gird your loins. Posted by: Dr. T at October 19, 2023 07:29 PM (m9hmt) " why? if I could possibly care less, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 19, 2023 07:32 PM (+vFC3) 196
I had a cat that fetched. Funny as hell.
Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 07:32 PM (Z8Yh2) 197
>>>195 "189 The next Speaker vote has been scheduled for 10 a.m. tomorrow.
Gird your loins. it's going to be McHenry, who I understand is a liberal. That's who the libs want. Posted by: Australian Ace at October 19, 2023 07:32 PM (KRtlO) 198
TXMOME is off to a great start!
Awesome! Sporadic reports will be appreciated. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 19, 2023 07:18 PM (V8he0) Blow by blow accounts, accompanied by video. Or pics if you like. Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU) 199
it's going to be McHenry, who I understand is a liberal. That's who the libs want.
== But Hey ! we taught that McCarthy a lesson ! that's what's really important ! and you can't fix what is broken, man, and when we get Jeffries as speaker, well it's just like McCarthy. Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 07:36 PM (V13WU) Posted by: Another Anon at October 19, 2023 07:39 PM (hwP7U) 201
But Hey ! we taught that McCarthy a lesson ! that's what's really important ! and you can't fix what is broken, man, and when we get Jeffries as speaker, well it's just like McCarthy.
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 07:36 PM (V13WU Really shows how many useless 'republicans' there are in the house. And that's after all the cucks that retired Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2023 07:39 PM (/6GbT) 202
Really shows how many useless 'republicans' there are in the house. And that's after all the cucks that retired
Posted by: A dude in MI -- Yep. And if McHenry falters I hope they remove him, too. Keep it shut down until the representatives figure out how to represent their constituents. Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 19, 2023 07:41 PM (6Y/Rl) 203
Ecclesiastes depresses me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 07:52 PM (vd5FN) 204
The gallant 20 hold outs are bought and paid for by Paul Singer.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 07:55 PM (A+M5E) 205
203 Ecclesiastes depresses me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) -------- It's the most secular book in the Bible. Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 07:56 PM (A+M5E) 206
Carney was drafted into the United States Army in 1943 as an infantryman and machine gun crewman during World War II. During the Battle of Normandy serving in the 28th Infantry Division, he was wounded in the leg by shrapnel and walked with a limp for the rest of his life. As a result of the injury, his right leg was ¾-inch (2 cm) shorter than his left. Carney was awarded a Purple Heart, the American Campaign Medal, the European–African–Middle Eastern Campaign Medal and the World War II Victory Medal, and was discharged as a private in 1945. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at October 19, 2023 07:57 PM (vd5FN) 207
Nude
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:01 PM (vd5FN) 208
My favorite "science" headline ever:
"Signals that baffled astronomers for 17 years traced to observatory's microwave oven." Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2023 08:12 PM (yayb5) 209
My favorite "science" headline ever:
"Signals that baffled astronomers for 17 years traced to observatory's microwave oven." Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2023 08:12 PM (yayb5) Wasn't that a plot point on an episode of The Big Bang theory? And LAST! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 19, 2023 08:24 PM (T/Lqj) 210
Adm Robert Carney was CNO under Dwight Eisenhower.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 19, 2023 08:25 PM (4PZHB) 211
I note that the racialist 'America doesn't deserve me." folks who continue to work for Americans from Costa Rica have decided to move en masse to....
A nation with fewer black people than Maine. It's 1.1% black. That's less black than Utah. Why aren't they moving back to Africa? Or Asia? They're moving to previously discovered white beach towns in a largely white country. Why is that? Don't they want culture? Some spice in their food? Posted by: Rasputin at October 19, 2023 10:36 PM (eJBJ/) 212
As of my last update in November 2021, there is no information available about a DJI Mavic Mini 2SE. It's possible that DJI has not released such a model or it could be a hypothetical or custom name that has not been officially announced.
DJI does have a drone called the DJI Mavic Mini 2, which is a compact and lightweight drone designed for novice pilots and hobbyists. It features a 12-megapixel camera capable of capturing 4K video, a maximum flight time of 31 minutes, and a range of intelligent flight modes. It is a popular choice for those who want a portable and easy-to-use drone for capturing aerial footage. However, if the DJI Mavic Mini 2SE is a new or upcoming model, it would be best to refer to DJI's official website or authorized DJI resellers for the most accurate and up-to-date information on their product offerings. Posted by: Ajay at October 21, 2023 11:09 AM (x2Lda) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0439 seconds. |
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