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Starbucks -- or Starbuhls, as I call it, because that sounds more appropriately retarded -- faces a new round of terrible PR as its union tweets out its solidarity with Palestine's terrorists.

I had an iced coffee from McDonald's the other day. It was good. Better than Starbuhls', and I got change back from a five-dollar bill. I wasn't served by a Politically Extreme Transgender Barristx, alas, but one makes sacrifices for the sake of savings.

"Trans" cyclists take the gold and silver medals at a "women's" bike race.

Who's trying to Literally Erase who again?

Of course: Palestinian terror-linked groups are on Biden's welfare rolls.

Under President Joe Biden, the federal government has dished out hundreds of thousands of dollars in grants to Gaza and West Bank-based groups with ties to terror factions, including Hamas, records show.

The grants, which were awarded by the State Department and the U.S. Agency for International Development, have become increasingly relevant amid the Israel-Gaza conflict beginning last Saturday due to Hamas attacking the Jewish state of Israel. The death toll in Israel has reached 1,300, while at least 27 U.S. citizens have been killed, and 1,500 people in Gaza are dead, according to estimates. Around 20 Americans are also missing, the White House said this week.

"The willful blindness of this administration to what's going on is just extensive," said Marc Greendorfer, an attorney who heads Zachor Legal Institute, a pro-Israel think tank that filed an amicus brief last week urging the Supreme Court to accept a case brought on behalf of Americans injured by Hamas that alleges its foreign fundraising arm is the U.S. Campaign for Palestinian Rights, an anti-Israel coalition.

"The Biden administration has been funding all of these radical groups that are fronts for terror," he told the Washington Examiner.


Judge allows defamation lawsuit to proceed against professional defamer and doxxer Taylor Lorenz.

A federal judge ruled Tuesday that a libel lawsuit against former New York Times reporter Taylor Lorenz can proceed.

Ariadna Jacob and her company, Influences, Inc., sued Lorenz and the NYT in 2021 over an article suggesting Jacob had "leaked an individual's nude photograph," according to court documents. U.S. District Judge for the Southern District of New York Edgardo Ramos, an Obama appointee, allowed the lawsuit to proceed Tuesday, finding Lorenz' argument that there is distinction between the word "leaked" as used in the article and the phrase "publically leaked" unpersuasive.

The judge also rejected Taylor Lorenz's argument that she is too elderly for the rigors of a trial. "Many Americans are perfectly capable of participating in a trial, even at your advanced stage of decrepitude," the judge ruled.

The number of Americans killed by Hamas now stands at 30. We don't know how many are being held hostage.



The number of Americans confirmed dead as a result of the war in Israel rose to 30 on Sunday.

"At this time, we can confirm the deaths of 30 U.S. citizens. We extend our deepest condolences to the victims and to the families of all those affected," a spokesperson for the State Department said in a widely reported statement.

The statement also said there were 13 U.S. citizens whose whereabouts were unknown. U.S. officials have been in touch with their families, the statement said, according to multiple reports.

Conservatives swept to power in New Zealand -- rebuking their former leftwing flake autocrat Stronk Empowered Quitter PM -- and Australia defeated an explicitly racist bill that would have essentially made aborignals legally superior to others.

After an election campaign of fits and starts, in which neither major party appeared to offer much solace to a weary nation, voters in New Zealand on Saturday ousted the party once led by Jacinda Ardern and elected the country's most right-wing government in a generation, handing victory to a coalition of two conservative parties.

New Zealand's next prime minister will be Christopher Luxon, a former chief executive of Air New Zealand, whose center-right National Party will lead a coalition with Act, a smaller libertarian party.

Ardern imposed lockdowns the equal of China's and is the embodiment of tyrannical, vicious, violent "compassion."


Also, Scott Peley spins that Biden is getting "no help from the paralyzed Congress" on Israel.

Oh, does Congress have much say in the day-to-day conduct of foreign and military operations? No, it doesn't. It appropriates money, which can be done with or without a permanent speaker. The President is the Chief Foreign Policy Officer of the US. Says so right in the Constitution. The Senate approves treaties, but I don't think we're going to be signing a treaty with Hamas any time in the near future.

And the Senate is not the House, Scott.

More from Biden's very shaky, very sleepy 60 Minutes Promotional Appearance at Red State.


I hope I'm allowed to condemn this without risking WWIII:

More on the latest outrage from the Religion of Terror:

A group of Swedish citizens who traveled to Brussels to see their national soccer team take on Belgium are now the victims of a terrorist attack by a gunman who claimed allegiance to ISIS. Two of the Swedish fans are dead after being shot while traveling in a taxi through the Grand Plaza on their way to King Baudouin Stadium. A third victim is said to be seriously injured.
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Witnesses report that the gunman, clad in "a crash helmet and fluorescent jacket" whilst wielding a "Kalashnikov-style" weapon, approached the taxi on a scooter and opened fire, all while shouting, "Allahu Akbar." He apparently also fired on a man in a nearby building, but no other details are available at this time.

No big deal, but two Iranians on the terror watch list were just caught crossing the open US border.


From October 7 -- a while ago now, but just making the rounds -- the Israelis shoot up Hamas speedboats trying to infiltrate terrorists into Israel, and then gently strafe the survivors.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:06 PM




Comments

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1 "Slayem"? Really?

Posted by: skywch at October 16, 2023 06:09 PM (uqhmb)

2 White self-hate is a mental illness

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Doesn't look like that's the only card in his deck, either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 16, 2023 06:11 PM (6Y/Rl)

3 I guess the ballots in NZ and Oz are counted the same night they are cast.

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 06:13 PM (+ocYe)

4 Nikki Haley demands we bring in more potential terrorists, because apparently 2.3 million from Islamist countries since 9/11 just isn’t enough. She’s willing to go to war to protect Ukraine’s borders, but isn’t willing to protest our own. Shameful and immoral.

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Did anyone else notice that with an actual horrible and unprompted attack on Israel the immediate cries from Our Betters were "now is a time for peace", but we still haven't heard that after two years or so with Ukraine?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 16, 2023 06:13 PM (6Y/Rl)

5 How do you sort the anti-Semites from the rest? You can't. Nikki Haley is a dumbass.

Posted by: huerfano at October 16, 2023 06:14 PM (cs21Z)

6
Pelley claims Biden had to "wedge" the interview into his busy schedule.

He had a 10am briefing and a 4:30 meeting that day. That's it.

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Related and posted in JJ's thread, the MSM is talking about how "government" flags are flying at half mast and immediately tying it to something Biden said about how it's sad some kids got killed, but Biden hasn't ordered flags flown at half-mast for the Americans killed in Israel or in a show of solidarity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 16, 2023 06:15 PM (6Y/Rl)

7 1 "Slayem"? Really?
Posted by: skywch at October 16, 2023 06:09 PM (uqhmb)

And it's alliterative.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 16, 2023 06:15 PM (eYoxG)

8
Pretty funny

https://notthebee.com/article/start-off-your-week-

with-this-hilarious-presidential-olympics-vid-that-

trump-just-shared-


No barrel no barel

Do not blow margins

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at October 16, 2023 06:16 PM (VNJIt)

9 the Israelis shoot up Hamas speedboats trying to infiltrate terrorists into Israel, and then gently strafe the survivors.

=•==

Don't tell Paratestes, or we'll never hear the end of Israel murdering helpless Hamas "survivors." Like He did the other day.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 06:17 PM (hht4k)

10 One man's terrorists is another man's freedom fighter, which is really another word for terrorist.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2023 06:18 PM (NxC5+)

11 We have so many terrorists who have illegally crossed our borders it ain't funny. Chinese, Muslim, doesn't matter, just tons. And with Bidet's open borders and "catch & release" policies, it wouldn't surprise me if things got kinetic here if we get involved over there, where ever other there is.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

12
Under President Joe Biden, the federal government has dished out hundreds of thousands of dollars in grants to Gaza and West Bank-based groups with ties to terror factions, including Hamas, records show.

I never thought I'd live in a country that was a 'state sponsor of terror' - but here we are.

81,000,000 voters approve. So, bring on the mushrooms.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 16, 2023 06:19 PM (enJYY)

13 Ace, please never again use the words 'leaked' and 'Taylor Lorenz' in the same paragraph. Thanks.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 16, 2023 06:19 PM (l4B/J)

14 Nobody hates Jews than Jake Tapper

Posted by: Redenzo at October 16, 2023 06:19 PM (V/pbu)

15 9 the Israelis shoot up Hamas speedboats trying to infiltrate terrorists into Israel, and then gently strafe the survivors.

=•==

Don't tell Paratestes, or we'll never hear the end of Israel murdering helpless Hamas "survivors." Like He did the other day.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 06:17 PM (hht4k)

They were just turning their lives around...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

16 Haley is a one note idiot.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 06:19 PM (hht4k)

17 Jon Huntsman, U Penn alum and donor, cut off the payments to his alma mater because its President didin't denounce the terror attacks on Israel.

Huntsman is the former UT governor and ambassador to China.

https://tinyurl.com/y3mvw95h

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 06:19 PM (+ocYe)

18 1 "Slayem"? Really?

Posted by: skywch at October 16, 2023 06:09 PM (uqhmb)

He wanted to play basketball and be called "Slayem Dunk", but was rejected. It's all whitey's fault.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:20 PM (ynpvh)

19 They were just turning their lives around...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:19 PM (ynpvh)


Those stipends from Iran sure did make a difference!

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 06:20 PM (hht4k)

20 Shooty speedboats!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 16, 2023 06:20 PM (SKDsW)

21 Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at October 16, 2023 06:16 PM (VNJIt)

Thanks; That was funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2023 06:21 PM (RSbhh)

22 Biden's voice in that interview sounds particularly bad. It's like it takes a concerted effort for him to speak a sentence.
But his tweets are flawless...

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 16, 2023 06:21 PM (ei7q6)

23 12
Under President Joe Biden, the federal government has dished out hundreds of thousands of dollars in grants to Gaza and West Bank-based groups with ties to terror factions, including Hamas, records show.

I never thought I'd live in a country that was a 'state sponsor of terror' - but here we are.

81,000,000 voters approve. So, bring on the mushrooms.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 16, 2023 06:19 PM (enJYY)

Dude, you can't smoke mushroom clouds, you get smoked by them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

24 never thought I'd live in a country that was a 'state sponsor of terror' - but here we are.


-

How about where we develop and release a genetic bioweapon that kills 7 million people worldwide?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 16, 2023 06:22 PM (A4UDY)

25 Ma Deuce. Puts their dicks in the dirt every time.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2023 06:22 PM (pohLc)

26
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2023 06:22 PM (ENBF0)

27 Did anyone else notice that with an actual horrible and unprompted attack on Israel the immediate cries from Our Betters were "now is a time for peace", but we still haven't heard that after two years or so with Ukraine?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 16,

Well, Biden is not getting 10% from Israel I am guessing so it's no bueno. But yes, it's an interesting contrast.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 16, 2023 06:22 PM (WGIsq)

28 elected the country's most right-wing government in a generation, handing victory to a coalition of two conservative parties

So who knows Kiwi politics? Am I correct in assuming that "most right-wing government" is about the same as "right-wing" in Europe, meaning to the left of anything recognizably American?

Posted by: I've not really been impressed by Australia and NZ of late. at October 16, 2023 06:23 PM (ppBhU)

29 19 They were just turning their lives around...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:19 PM (ynpvh)


Those stipends from Iran sure did make a difference!

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 06:20 PM (hht4k)

"Muhammed was studying animal husbandry. He had already married two sheep, a goat, and a camel"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:23 PM (ynpvh)

30 The term “war on women” comes to mind. Talk about projection!

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at October 16, 2023 06:23 PM (fdsUp)

31 Shooty speedboats!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 16, 2023 06:20 PM

Second look at sharks with lasers?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 16, 2023 06:23 PM (WGIsq)

32 I hold the recent conservative wins in Kiwi and Aussie land to be of no consequence. They will change nothing and both are too far gone to recover.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2023 06:24 PM (pohLc)

33 Sweden will not be happy about these murders.

Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 06:25 PM (30MvH)

34 I hold the recent conservative wins in Kiwi and Aussie land to be of no consequence. They will change nothing and both are too far gone to recover.


yes

Posted by: N at October 16, 2023 06:25 PM (RjBju)

35 Huntsman is the former UT governor and ambassador to China.

https://tinyurl.com/y3mvw95h
Posted by: kallisto

Didn't he run for President? If it's the guy I'm thinking of, every time I saw him I heard Bill Murray say "Larry isn't white. Larry is clear"

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 16, 2023 06:25 PM (Wy1BU)

36 That fat fuck should hate white people, and by white people I mean corn syrup.

Posted by: Diabetes called, and says "SOON, MOTHERFUCKER, SOON." at October 16, 2023 06:25 PM (ppBhU)

37 On the Israeli Navy video, can someone explain the grenades?
Do they work in water? Or are they markers so they know where to shoot? It seemed pointless to me.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 16, 2023 06:25 PM (d8HVz)

38 Sweden won't be happy , and....?

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 06:25 PM (hht4k)

39 People will be up in arms, well, except you, Michelle, over the Israelis shooting people in the water. Personally, I don't think the IDF has a choice, because there's every chance those guys in the water have their own personal suicide vest.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 16, 2023 06:26 PM (z5vMw)

40
How about where we develop and release a genetic bioweapon that kills 7 million people worldwide?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are


Very much this. This infuriated me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2023 06:26 PM (xG4kz)

41 37 On the Israeli Navy video, can someone explain the grenades?
Do they work in water? Or are they markers so they know where to shoot? It seemed pointless to me.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 16, 2023 06:25 PM (d8HVz)

Maybe they were fishing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:26 PM (ynpvh)

42 Am I correct in assuming that "most right-wing government" is about the same as "right-wing" in Europe, meaning to the left of anything recognizably American?
Posted by: I've not really been impressed by Australia and NZ of late. at October 16, 2023 06:23 PM (ppBhU)

Don't look at Poland, either.

Posted by: Methos at October 16, 2023 06:26 PM (Dnobf)

43 I hope I'm allowed to condemn this without risking WWIII

This is an awfully weird "gotcha!"

Posted by: Who's being owned here? at October 16, 2023 06:27 PM (ppBhU)

44 Fish food....

Posted by: McDizzle at October 16, 2023 06:27 PM (97RSK)

45 IRS just extended the 2022 deadline for CA taxes to Nov 16 but the state hasn't said whether it will follow this. Today is otherwise the deadline.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2023 06:27 PM (KAi1n)

46 The correct choice for Israel is to shoot those bastards in the water. Shoot until the sharks are eating their grape sized balls.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2023 06:28 PM (pohLc)

47
Dude, you can't smoke mushroom clouds, you get smoked by them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:22 PM


AWOL Vic used to advise being more then 20 miles from a major city. Never had the chance to ask him if exactly 20 miles was bad. All I can hope for is that Valley Forge Mountain sheers off most of the blast.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 16, 2023 06:28 PM (enJYY)

48 Pelley's sitting on the edge of seat bobbing his head as BribeMe staggering to a point of some kind, like a kindergarden teacher desperate to get the slow student to not fuck up an assignment.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2023 06:28 PM (IG4Id)

49 I'm surprised they didn't try to run over them with the gun boats.

Posted by: McDizzle at October 16, 2023 06:28 PM (97RSK)

50 underwater grenades fuck bigly

Posted by: N at October 16, 2023 06:29 PM (RjBju)

51 IMO our Left ( Socialists to Marxists) and Right ( Conservatives) is different than Europeans version. They total sucked up tat Leftists are Marxists/ Socialists) and the Right are National Socialists (Nazis)

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2023 06:29 PM (fwDg9)

52 I don't hate white people, or anyone else for that matter, but I'm gonna make an exception for Tubby Buttmunch up there.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 16, 2023 06:29 PM (6xRrr)

53 17 Jon Huntsman, U Penn alum and donor, cut off the payments to his alma mater because its President didin't denounce the terror attacks on Israel.

Huntsman is the former UT governor and ambassador to China.

https://tinyurl.com/y3mvw95h
Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 06:19 PM (+ocYe)

The family ... has donated tens of millions to Penn
___

Thanks for that link. I've been looking around and didn't see that amount stated elsewhere.

Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 06:30 PM (30MvH)

54 I see Otho from the movie Beetlejuice got a new gig.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2023 06:30 PM (PiwSw)

55 "Many Americans are perfectly capable of participating in a trial, even at your advanced stage of decrepitude," the judge ruled.

-----

VDH cruelty approved!

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2023 06:30 PM (RLLZj)

56 49 I'm surprised they didn't try to run over them with the gun boats.
Posted by: McDizzle at October 16, 2023 06:28 PM (97RSK)


Yeah, I'd run my boat right into a boat that has a 95% chance of being full of explosives too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2023 06:31 PM (pohLc)

57 22 Biden's voice in that interview sounds particularly bad. It's like it takes a concerted effort for him to speak a sentence.
But his tweets are flawless...
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 16, 2023 06:21 PM (ei7q6)

Hmm. How to explain.

Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 06:31 PM (30MvH)

58 Pellet doesn't sound so good after eating all that Nubian ass.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 16, 2023 06:31 PM (nnp+f)

59 47
Dude, you can't smoke mushroom clouds, you get smoked by them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:22 PM

AWOL Vic used to advise being more then 20 miles from a major city. Never had the chance to ask him if exactly 20 miles was bad. All I can hope for is that Valley Forge Mountain sheers off most of the blast.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 16, 2023 06:28 PM (enJYY)

Eh, I want to get hit right on the head. I'm sick, need meds to stay alive. Wife is sick, needs cancer treatments to stay alive. Why would I WANT to survive a nearby nuclear blast? My meds would eventually run out and I'd die of organ rejection.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

60 49 I'm surprised they didn't try to run over them with the gun boats.

Posted by: McDizzle at October 16, 2023 06:28 PM (97RSK)

They might have been a bit explody.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

61 Scott Pelley interviewed The Mummy?

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2023 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

62 Didn't he run for President? If it's the guy I'm thinking of, every time I saw him I heard Bill Murray say "Larry isn't white. Larry is clear"
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 16, 2023 06:25 PM (Wy1BU)


yep.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2023 06:32 PM (Kcw7x)

63 50 underwater grenades fuck bigly

Posted by: N at October 16, 2023 06:29 PM (RjBju)

Pressure waves travel much more efficiently in water than in air.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

64 57 22 Biden's voice in that interview sounds particularly bad. It's like it takes a concerted effort for him to speak a sentence.
But his tweets are flawless...
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 16, 2023 06:21 PM (ei7q6)

Hmm. How to explain.
Posted by: m

Childhood stutter.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 16, 2023 06:32 PM (d8HVz)

65 "3 I guess the ballots in NZ and Oz are counted the same night they are cast.

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 06:13 PM (+ocYe) "

I can remember doing that 30 or 40 years ago, using only pencil & paper ... weird how now, with all the tech to help, it can take several days, more than a week sometimes.

uhuh.

"weird"

phony is more like it

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 16, 2023 06:34 PM (+vFC3)

66 Regarding trannys competing against women and using their locker rooms - just require them to check their penis and testicles at the front desk first.

Posted by: Fritzy at October 16, 2023 06:34 PM (LM1wn)

67 From October 7 -- a while ago now, but just making the rounds -- the Israelis shoot up Hamas speedboats trying to infiltrate terrorists into Israel, and then gently strafe the survivors.

---------

LOL! Fuck the Hamas bastards.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 16, 2023 06:34 PM (BdMk6)

68 28 So who knows Kiwi politics?
Posted by: I've not really been impressed by Australia and NZ of late. at October 16, 2023 06:23 PM (ppBhU)

Pixy Misa.

Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 06:34 PM (30MvH)

69 63 50 underwater grenades fuck bigly

Posted by: N at October 16, 2023 06:29 PM (RjBju)

Pressure waves travel much more efficiently in water than in air.
Posted by: jim

Maybe, but won't they sink? And then they are 10 meters away, and 20 meters down. Bad for fish, but I just don't see them doing much harm to a guy on the surface.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 16, 2023 06:35 PM (d8HVz)

70 Someone needs to put Taylor's mind at ease by explaining to her that nowadays, all courtrooms have ramps and restrooms with grab bars, and most have devices for the hearing and sight impaired, along with cafeterias that serve oatmeal and other soft foods.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2023 06:35 PM (Kcw7x)

71 Biden gave Pelley a wedgie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2023 06:35 PM (63Dwl)

72 That fat blob with Fuck White People pajamas is white so that must be his invitation to coitus. I suspect he will be disappointed.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 16, 2023 06:35 PM (3JfbU)

73
Maybe they were fishing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:26 PM


If your tackle box includes floater, shiners, top lures, weights, bobbers, but ignores the old school value of a quarter stick of dynamite then you're not worth much as a fisherman.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 16, 2023 06:36 PM (enJYY)

74 There will be a resurgence of Muslims here, onlymatter of time we start seeing terrorism like the Swedish tourists got.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2023 06:36 PM (fwDg9)

75 I'm not concerned with the self hating white guy. Given his body type it doesn't look good for a long life. We won't have to notice him for long

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 16, 2023 06:36 PM (Sf4VP)

76 70 Someone needs to put Taylor's mind at ease by explaining to her that nowadays, all courtrooms have ramps and restrooms with grab bars, and most have devices for the hearing and sight impaired, along with cafeterias that serve oatmeal and other soft foods.
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2023 06:35 PM (Kcw7x)

; )

Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 06:36 PM (30MvH)

77 The US government just needs to stop sending money to foreign countries.

I don't care what they're sending it for, just... stop it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 16, 2023 06:36 PM (ou9hh)

78 I have some good news...
Our new modular home is finished! Tomorrow we do a walk through to make sure there aren't any major problems. The gas will be turned on at that time also. The AC unit will be installed Wednesday. Looks like we could be starting the move in process soon.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 16, 2023 06:36 PM (Wy1BU)

79 Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at October 16, 2023 06:16 PM (VNJIt)

There is this thing called tiyurl. Oddly enough, you can find it at tinyurl.com

Or you could use one of the other ink shorteners.

Besides, you could of broken that down a couple of more line breaks. removed a character or two. addd some spaces. I'm sure there are other ways to mess with a link but Imma in need of a nap now.

0.5 of 10. will not even try to klik

Posted by: Outside of Life at October 16, 2023 06:36 PM (89Sog)

80 The Jesus is one of Us ads says Jesus was wrongly judged. I don't think so. What does the Horde say?
Jesus was rejected, not wrongly judged.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 16, 2023 06:38 PM (mmufL)

81 Good for the IDF for strafing the terrorists in the water.

During WWII, it was pretty common, I think, for one side or the other to try to pick up survivors of the other side once their vessel went down. At least in the Atlantic.

But the Japanese, I think, were different: they were very Islamic like in terms of suicides and so forth, so didn't we just gun them down for the most part? To protect ourselves?

The Germans and Italian common soldiers were at least semi-human if not good sorts fighting for their country (SS was different, naturally).

Posted by: GanGanowicz at October 16, 2023 06:38 PM (AxRGS)

82 68 28 So who knows Kiwi politics?
Posted by: I've not really been impressed by Australia and NZ of late. at October 16, 2023 06:23 PM (ppBhU)

Pixy Misa.


apropos of nothing, "kiwi politics" would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: anachronda at October 16, 2023 06:38 PM (sGtp+)

83 69 63 50 underwater grenades fuck bigly

Posted by: N at October 16, 2023 06:29 PM (RjBju)

Pressure waves travel much more efficiently in water than in air.
Posted by: jim

Maybe, but won't they sink? And then they are 10 meters away, and 20 meters down. Bad for fish, but I just don't see them doing much harm to a guy on the surface.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 16, 2023 06:35 PM (d8HVz)

I guess that depends on the fuse delay.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:38 PM (ynpvh)

84 >>and Australia defeated an explicitly racist bill that would have essentially made aborignals legally superior to others.

Very encouraging. This was an insane idea.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2023 06:38 PM (ZLI7S)

85 So who knows Kiwi politics?
Posted by: I've not really been impressed by Australia and NZ of late
........

The Maoris?

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2023 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

86 On the Israeli Navy video, can someone explain the grenades?
Do they work in water? Or are they markers so they know where to shoot? It seemed pointless to me.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 16, 2023 06:25 PM (d8HVz)

The water does a fine job of transmitting the shock wave from the exploding grenade. The swimmers in the water would feel like they were punched hard in the guts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 06:40 PM (zw2nn)

87 "Jesus was rejected, not wrongly judged."

Well, yes, but... what do they mean "wrongly judged"?

"Brought up before a kangaroo court, found innocent, and condemned to death anyway because angry mob and also cosmic necessity"?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 16, 2023 06:40 PM (ou9hh)

88 84 >>and Australia defeated an explicitly racist bill that would have essentially made aborignals legally superior to others.

Very encouraging. This was an insane idea.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2023 06:38 PM (ZLI7S)

But it's worked wonders in Zimbabwe and South Africa.
Oh wait...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

89 68 28 So who knows Kiwi politics?
Posted by: I've not really been impressed by Australia and NZ of late. at October 16, 2023 06:23 PM (ppBhU)

Pixy Misa.
Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 06:34 PM (30MvH)

I'm not sure that I believe his claim that he's down under. He hasn't posted a single picture of himself fighting a kangaroo or petting a dingo. And none of his posts include the word "crikey."

Posted by: Pixy is sus. Maybe an AI. at October 16, 2023 06:40 PM (ppBhU)

90 78 I have some good news...
Our new modular home is finished!


james may once made a home out of lego. lego home > modular home.

Posted by: anachronda at October 16, 2023 06:40 PM (sGtp+)

91 89 I'm not sure that I believe his claim that he's down under. He hasn't posted a single picture of himself fighting a kangaroo or petting a dingo.

he also hasn't complained about the dangers of drop bears.

Posted by: anachronda at October 16, 2023 06:41 PM (sGtp+)

92 89 68 28 So who knows Kiwi politics?
Posted by: I've not really been impressed by Australia and NZ of late. at October 16, 2023 06:23 PM (ppBhU)

Pixy Misa.
Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 06:34 PM (30MvH)

I'm not sure that I believe his claim that he's down under. He hasn't posted a single picture of himself fighting a kangaroo or petting a dingo. And none of his posts include the word "crikey."

Posted by: Pixy is sus. Maybe an AI. at October 16, 2023 06:40 PM (ppBhU)

Or even a picture of him standing on the ground upside down...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

93 Nikki Haley is a tiresome scold. Always jawboning about what we need to do. And who was the sissyboy asking her questions? He sounds like he's transitioning into something with too much estrogen.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 16, 2023 06:42 PM (fY84s)

94 he also hasn't complained about the dangers of drop bears.
Posted by: anachronda

Never even mentions vegamite. And hasn't revealed whether or not his boomerang has come back.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 16, 2023 06:42 PM (Wy1BU)

95 I forget if I mentioned it earlier, but Germany's main right-wing party, the AfD, had big victories in the states of Hesse and Bavaria last Sunday, coming in second to the "center-right" Christian Democrats (Frau Merkel's party).

This is a big deal, because up to now the AfD had mostly been successful in the east, and the Establishment was somewhat able to dismiss it as a protest vote by those still adjusting from the end of Communism. Now that it's broken through in the west, and regularly pulling ~20% of the vote, that won't work anymore.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 16, 2023 06:42 PM (m9hmt)

96 I first thought they were grenades, but then wondered if they were dye markers for helicopters coming

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2023 06:42 PM (fwDg9)

97 Damn how many terrorists were in the water. Did they empty a cruise ship ?

Posted by: Drive By at October 16, 2023 06:42 PM (kVeKF)

98 Huntsman is the former UT governor and ambassador to China.

https://tinyurl.com/y3mvw95h
Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 06:19 PM

========

Was he the NeverTrumper with the hot daughters?

The dude who was going to take Utah and therefore stop the Trump Election Campaign in its tracks?

Posted by: rd at October 16, 2023 06:42 PM (QG9xb)

99 "center-right National Party"

So... politically speaking, essentially a bowl of vomitus flecked warm spit?

No worries, the Kiwis will eat it and they will like it.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 16, 2023 06:43 PM (MkuC5)

100 93 Nikki Haley is a tiresome scold. Always jawboning about what we need to do. And who was the sissyboy asking her questions? He sounds like he's transitioning into something with too much estrogen.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 16, 2023 06:42 PM (fY84s)

Hey, don't you dare demean Progesterone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:43 PM (ynpvh)

101 The US government just needs to stop sending money to foreign countries.

**********

Why? It’s not like we’re trillions of dollars in debt or anything that we couldn’t afford to do so….

Oh

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 16, 2023 06:43 PM (VTu1l)

102 Remember those two teenaged pieces of diseased fecal matter that stole a car, ran down a cop on a bike, and videoed themselves doing it for laughs?

They pleaded "not guilty."

https://is.gd/wEqmcx

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2023 06:43 PM (9yUzE)

103 So what side is the USS Gerald Ford going to support?

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at October 16, 2023 06:44 PM (dK3mr)

104 I first thought they were grenades, but then wondered if they were dye markers for helicopters coming
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2023 06:42 PM (fwDg9)

They never showed any waterspouts from explosions.

Posted by: rd at October 16, 2023 06:44 PM (QG9xb)

105 Was he the NeverTrumper with the hot daughters?

The dude who was going to take Utah and therefore stop the Trump Election Campaign in its tracks?
Posted by: rd at October 16, 2023 06:42 PM (QG9xb)


I think that was Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 16, 2023 06:44 PM (m9hmt)

106 103 So what side is the USS Gerald Ford going to support?

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at October 16, 2023 06:44 PM (dK3mr)

The backside?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:44 PM (ynpvh)

107 Legend has it that the sharks still swim those waters looking for lunchables.

Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2023 06:45 PM (UuvCw)

108 Speaking of Huntsman, this is just cool:

https://youtu.be/e2lJdGAFv94

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2023 06:45 PM (PiwSw)

109
The number of Americans confirmed dead as a result of the war in Israel...


Really?

Posted by: It's Happening at October 16, 2023 06:45 PM (VpCCm)

110
Back me up here JackStraw, you got the main sail in one fist, a lit stick of dynamite in your mouth, and birds working a school of stripers off to leeward.

Geez, some of you people.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 16, 2023 06:46 PM (enJYY)

111 Has the Palestinian flag been taken down outside Rashida Tlaib's congressional office yet? Has anyone called Nikki Haley because she can get that shit done right quick.

Posted by: nckate at October 16, 2023 06:46 PM (SnxUt)

112 110
Back me up here JackStraw, you got the main sail in one fist, a lit stick of dynamite in your mouth, and birds working a school of stripers off to leeward.

Geez, some of you people.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 16, 2023 06:46 PM (enJYY)

I misread that as strippers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

113 Jesus' situation was a fantastic example of democracy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 16, 2023 06:47 PM (A4UDY)

114 New Zealand accents has to be the most goddamned annoying accent I have ever heard of in my life

Like literally if there’s some idiot New Zealand show playing in the background the cacophony of yiiiiiiip and biiiiiit makes me rage stroke and turn into the Hulk smashing everything I see

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 16, 2023 06:47 PM (VTu1l)

115 111 Has the Palestinian flag been taken down outside Rashida Tlaib's congressional office yet? Has anyone called Nikki Haley because she can get that shit done right quick.
Posted by: nckate at October 16, 2023 06:46 PM (SnxUt)

-----

Nah. Nikki only cares about racist flags.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2023 06:47 PM (RLLZj)

116 112 110
Back me up here JackStraw, you got the main sail in one fist, a lit stick of dynamite in your mouth, and birds working a school of stripers off to leeward.

Geez, some of you people.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 16, 2023 06:46 PM (enJYY)

I misread that as strippers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

---------------------------

Maybe it was a typo...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 16, 2023 06:48 PM (F4bAW)

117 Overweight white pajama boy...

That's what happened to Ethan Krupp?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 06:48 PM (paHRY)

118 115 111 Has the Palestinian flag been taken down outside Rashida Tlaib's congressional office yet? Has anyone called Nikki Haley because she can get that shit done right quick.
Posted by: nckate at October 16, 2023 06:46 PM (SnxUt)

-----

Nah. Nikki only cares about racist flags.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2023 06:47 PM (RLLZj)

Ah. She hates Nascar.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

119 voters in New Zealand on Saturday ousted the party once led by Jacinda Ardern

She bailed before the election, and is already at Harvard, of course.

Posted by: The Biden Administration! at October 16, 2023 06:48 PM (2tUFv)

120 Nikki Haley still spouting the "all people yearn for freedom" Bush-bullshit even after two trillion dollars and twenty years in Afghanistan proved otherwise.

Not to mention 2020 showed that a strong plurality of Americans also longed for the yoke of authoritarian government. "Lock me down! Mask me! Poke me! Govern me harder, daddy!"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2023 06:48 PM (9yUzE)

121 Nikki Haley's stance on Israel is good.

But that's about it. She will never get vote or support.

And besides...she has an irritating voice. Sort of whiney.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (M5QzP)

122 So who knows Kiwi politics?
Posted by: I've not really been impressed by Australia and NZ of late. at October 16, 2023 06:23 PM (ppBhU)

Pixy Misa.
Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 06:34 PM (30MvH)

I'm not sure that I believe his claim that he's down under. He hasn't posted a single picture of himself fighting a kangaroo or petting a dingo. And none of his posts include the word "crikey."

Posted by: Pixy is sus. Maybe an AI. at October 16, 2023 06:40 PM (ppBhU)

Or even a picture of him standing on the ground upside down...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

And he's never claimed to having shrimp on the barby.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (BdMk6)

123 Nikki Haley is a tiresome scold. Always jawboning about what we need to do

*************

She may be a shrill post wall Karen, but dammit, she’s OUR shrill post wall Karen

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (VTu1l)

124 They got carried away. They're pissed.

One of two of the swimmers needed captured so the origin of the mission could be discovered.
Waterboarding works.

Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (UuvCw)

125 Fat white guy is just daring karma to have a black guy shoot him in a carjacking.

Posted by: Drive By at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (kVeKF)

126 Maybe the big dude in the picture above is lonely, and his outfit should be read as a plea.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (F4bAW)

127 Ah. She hates Nascar.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

----


Well, sure she would. Have you seen their garage door pulls?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (RLLZj)

128 123 Nikki Haley is a tiresome scold. Always jawboning about what we need to do

*************

She may be a shrill post wall Karen, but dammit, she’s OUR shrill post wall Karen

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (VTu1l)

I fail to understand how that's good...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (ynpvh)

129 Mostly gentle strafing.

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

130 This is a big deal, because up to now the AfD had mostly been successful in the east, and the Establishment was somewhat able to dismiss it as a protest vote by those still adjusting from the end of Communism. Now that it's broken through in the west, and regularly pulling ~20% of the vote, that won't work anymore.

They'll ban AfD.

Just watch.

Posted by: The Biden Administration! at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (2tUFv)

131 124 They got carried away. They're pissed.

One of two of the swimmers needed captured so the origin of the mission could be discovered.
Waterboarding works.

Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (UuvCw)

How do you determine if a terrorist has a splodey belt?...
Shoot him first and see if he explodes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

132 So to be fair, that’s not really Starbucks’ union, it’s the union which is trying to take over Starbucks by sending activists in to convince the dumbass baristas to unionize their store, which is opposed by Starbucks corporate and management and (from what I understand from some inside sources) quickly regretted by the unionized baristas.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 16, 2023 06:51 PM (BBKlH)

133 And he's never claimed to having shrimp on the barby.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (BdMk6)
.......

Or having beetroots on his hamburger.

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2023 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

134 One of two of the swimmers needed captured so the origin of the mission could be discovered.
Waterboarding works.
Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (UuvCw)

As was mentioned up-thread, entirely possible the swimmers were wearing suicide vests, and almost certainly were carrying weapons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 06:51 PM (zw2nn)

135 I fail to understand how that's good...

************

It sounded better in my head

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 16, 2023 06:51 PM (VTu1l)

136 Nikki Haley demands we bring in more potential terrorists, because apparently 2.3 million from Islamist countries since 9/11 just isn’t enough. She’s willing to go to war to protect Ukraine’s borders, but isn’t willing to protest our own. Shameful and immoral.

-
Oh Nicki, you so blind
Oh Nicki, you so blind you blow my mind
Hey Nicki!
Hey Nicki!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2023 06:51 PM (FVME7)

137 I guess the ballots in NZ and Oz are counted the same night they are cast.
Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 06:13 PM (+ocYe)
****
Uhm, we're uh working on that problem.

Posted by: The Lightworker at October 16, 2023 06:51 PM (UuvCw)

138 Pixy-misa, to you non-otaku, is an anime magical girl who's plans for being the center of attention instead of Sasami ofttimes backfires comically.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 06:52 PM (paHRY)

139 108 Speaking of Huntsman, this is just cool:

https://youtu.be/e2lJdGAFv94
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2023 06:45 PM (PiwSw)

It is. They are having fun.

Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 06:53 PM (30MvH)

140 Overweight white pajamas dude could feed a village in Ethiopia for a month.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 06:53 PM (paHRY)

141 Explosion at the Hornaday Ammunition Plant in Nebraska. One woman died. Two injured.

Explosion in the primer compound mixing area.

Posted by: rd at October 16, 2023 06:53 PM (QG9xb)

142 It's uhm good to see ah Nikki playing for our team.

Posted by: The Lightworker at October 16, 2023 06:53 PM (UuvCw)

143 One of two of the swimmers needed captured so the origin of the mission could be discovered.
Waterboarding works.
Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (UuvCw)

----

I guess they could read their entrails.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2023 06:53 PM (RLLZj)

144 Pixy-misa, to you non-otaku, is an anime magical girl who's plans for being the center of attention instead of Sasami ofttimes backfires comically.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 06:52 PM (paHRY)

Yet another episode of South Park that I must have missed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 06:53 PM (zw2nn)

145 137 I guess the ballots in NZ and Oz are counted the same night they are cast.
Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 06:13 PM (+ocYe)
****
Uhm, we're uh working on that problem.

Posted by: The Lightworker at October 16, 2023 06:51 PM (UuvCw)

Indeed. They have reduced the time it takes to tally votes from one night to one month. Exult in it, comrades!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

146 AOP, did I see that you are joining us?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2023 06:53 PM (ovudU)

147 Starbucks will never get my business again because of their retarded decision to eventually stop making cups because climate change

So not only do you pay a ridiculous amount for burnt coffee, but you’ll have to bring your own cup too

Pass

Then again I haven’t been to Starbucks since 2018 or something so easy decision anyway

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 16, 2023 06:54 PM (VTu1l)

148 elected the country's most right-wing government in a generation, handing victory to a coalition of two conservative parties

Are they getting their guns bacK? Or can they buy new guns?
That's decisive.

Posted by: Ciampino - can't be right-wing without guns at October 16, 2023 06:54 PM (qfLjt)

149 Does Pixy plunder? That songs says that women glow and men plunder. So that will tell us.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2023 06:54 PM (PiwSw)

150 Watched the video of the Israeli gunboats. How do you say, "Hello, chum!" in Hebrew?

Posted by: PabloD at October 16, 2023 06:54 PM (ckV60)

151 non-otaku isn't a bad name for a band, either

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 16, 2023 06:54 PM (+vFC3)

152 Wait, there were exploding Arab swimmers?

Oh the huge manatee of it all

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 06:55 PM (paHRY)

153 Australians claim the Kiwis are entirely too fond of sheep.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2023 06:55 PM (a3Q+t)

154 149 Does Pixy plunder? That songs says that women glow and men plunder. So that will tell us.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2023 06:54 PM (PiwSw)

Is pixy a he or a she (or indeterminate)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:55 PM (ynpvh)

155 I guess they could read their entrails.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2023 06:53 PM (RLLZj)

(Dons rubber gloves, and green eyeshade)

"Oh, shit! Ack, ack, ack, ack."

Posted by: IDF entrail reader at October 16, 2023 06:56 PM (zw2nn)

156 I just read where the Powers That Be say the situation is so dire in Israel that they're contemplating sending over Mighty Joe Biden to talk some sense into Bibi. Proportionate response, Yada Yada Yada.

Do you reckon they've decided this is the only way to get rid of him for good? Especially if they can arrange it in such a way as to blame Israel? As in, they actually did it, or else didn't provide enough security?

They'd get their WoC president in, too.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at October 16, 2023 06:56 PM (Vvh2V)

157 153 Australians claim the Kiwis are entirely too fond of sheep.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2023 06:55 PM (a3Q+t)

Becuase Koalas are harder to catch.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:56 PM (ynpvh)

158 Does Pixy plunder? That songs says that women glow and men plunder. So that will tell us.

He probably doesn't even chunder.

Posted by: What a fraud this guy is. at October 16, 2023 06:56 PM (ppBhU)

159 IDK, Feather, I only see the TV, sound is on low. Sports have had some Jesus group pushing Jesus is one of us and this was the tag line on one of their ads. Wrongly judged was a bad description of what happened and I was curious what others here thought.
The Cruxifiction was secular expediency but a fulfillment of God's love.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 16, 2023 06:56 PM (mmufL)

160 152 Wait, there were exploding Arab swimmers?

Oh the huge manatee of it all

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 06:55 PM (paHRY)

That information is sealed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

161 AOP, did I see that you are joining us?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2023 06:53 PM (ovudU)

Yes. Ticket is bought.

Posted by: IDF entrail reader at October 16, 2023 06:57 PM (zw2nn)

162 As was mentioned up-thread, entirely possible the swimmers were wearing suicide vests, and almost certainly were carrying weapons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 06:51 PM (zw2nn)


So . . . A harpoon won't work?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2023 06:57 PM (xhaym)

163 Wait, there were exploding Arab swimmers?

Oh the huge manatee of it all
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 06:55 PM (paHRY)
........

HUGEMANATEEARIAN CRISIS

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2023 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

164 Off, sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 06:57 PM (zw2nn)

165 another one!

@AGHamilton retweeted

Judah Ari Gross
@JudahAriGross
6h
BIG NEWS:

The Wexner Foundation announces that it is cutting ties with @Harvard over "the dismal failure of Harvard’s leadership to take a clear and unequivocal stand against the barbaric murders of innocent Israeli civilians by terrorists last Saturday."

Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 06:57 PM (30MvH)

166 Explosion in the primer compound mixing area.
Posted by: rd at October 16, 2023 06:53 PM (QG9xb)
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EPA and whatever other government agencies will do everything they can to shut down that plant for as long as they can. I suspect the FBI will also find the MAGA terrorists they're so desperate to locate.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 16, 2023 06:57 PM (z5vMw)

167 I think NZ Frank is from NZ. Don't remember seeing him for about a year though

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2023 06:58 PM (xhaym)

168 We Not WeeBos might be another good band name.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 06:58 PM (paHRY)

169 Nah. Them Ayrabs is too stringy and dirty.

Posted by: Mediterranean Sharks at October 16, 2023 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

170 Slava Ukraini!!

Posted by: NPC what hasn't had a firmware update at October 16, 2023 06:59 PM (PiwSw)

171
Is pixy a he or a she (or indeterminate)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:55 PM


Considering that most programmers are of the male persuasion, my vote is male. Most females are of the liberal persuasion. Pixy is not liberal, and provides a refreshing 4 am view of the USA as an outsider.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 16, 2023 06:59 PM (enJYY)

172 They'll ban AfD.

Just watch.
Posted by: The Biden Administration! at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (2tUFv)


There's been talk of it. I don't know if they'd really go that far, but there are definitely politicians and media types in Germany clamoring for it.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 16, 2023 06:59 PM (m9hmt)

173 166 Explosion in the primer compound mixing area.
Posted by: rd at October 16, 2023 06:53 PM (QG9xb)
------

EPA and whatever other government agencies will do everything they can to shut down that plant for as long as they can. I suspect the FBI will also find the MAGA terrorists they're so desperate to locate.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 16, 2023 06:57 PM (z5vMw)

https://youtu.be/b6dySBLSx8Y&t=31s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

174 I think NZ Frank is from NZ. Don't remember seeing him for about a year though
Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2023 06:58 PM (xhaym)

He shows up pretty regularly on the Gun Thread. Pretty sure he was there 2 weeks ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 06:59 PM (zw2nn)

175 106 103 So what side is the USS Gerald Ford going to support?

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at October 16, 2023 06:44 PM (dK3mr)

The backside?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:44 PM (ynpvh
*****
Uhm, it's not gay if it's underway. Fact

Posted by: The Lightworker at October 16, 2023 06:59 PM (UuvCw)

176 Don't care for Haley. Anyway, I've said it before and I'll say it again. As long as the POTUS is the Commander in Chief, short of Maggie Thatcher reborn, I do not think a woman should get the job.

Posted by: leber at October 16, 2023 07:00 PM (Ph28v)

177 Iran getting froggy?

https://tinyurl.com/yc6zubny

Posted by: rd at October 16, 2023 07:00 PM (QG9xb)

178 171
Is pixy a he or a she (or indeterminate)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:55 PM

Considering that most programmers are of the male persuasion, my vote is male. Most females are of the liberal persuasion. Pixy is not liberal, and provides a refreshing 4 am view of the USA as an outsider.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 16, 2023 06:59 PM (enJYY)

So goin' with the odds. Also tells me you don't know.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

179 Iran getting froggy?

They're surrendering?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 07:01 PM (paHRY)

180 Biden's approval has become selective.

https://tinyurl.com/33fxmc38

He's under water on every single issue. The worst, immigration. 26% approval, a net -44%.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2023 07:01 PM (FVME7)

181 Then again I haven’t been to Starbucks since 2018 or something so easy decision anyway
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 16, 2023 06:54 PM (VTu1l)


My wife gets big bags of the used grounds for the garden. It has lots of nitrogen and I think most of the herbicides and pesticides have been burned off by the roasting or by being soaked out by boiling water during the brewing.
I use it instead of cotton seed meal for my fertilizer mix

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2023 07:01 PM (xhaym)

182
These are the hits
the hits that are quick

Posted by: DB - guy who says... etc. at October 16, 2023 07:01 PM (geLO8)

183 "Nikki Haley demands we bring in more potential terrorists, because apparently 2.3 million from Islamist countries since 9/11 just isn’t enough"

Boy, Nikki and Vivek sure are snake charmers, amirite?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2023 07:02 PM (eMh8N)

184 Pixy claims to be mammalian, and to not have a pouch. But, again, where's the proof? As for sex, at least one COB has claimed Pixy is male. But we're all confused and mixed up on sex in this country right now. So I don't know if that means male or female with a penis. There's a lot of options right now that didn't exist when the COBs came of age in the 1800s.

Posted by: In the old West, the men were men. at October 16, 2023 07:02 PM (ppBhU)

185 >>The Wexner Foundation announces that it is cutting ties with @Harvard over "the dismal failure of Harvard’s leadership to take a clear and unequivocal stand against the barbaric murders of innocent Israeli civilians by terrorists last Saturday."

When you lose Epstein's mentor ....

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2023 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

186 Our Pixy's a guy.

Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 07:02 PM (30MvH)

187 https://youtu.be/b6dySBLSx8Y&t=31s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:59 PM (ynpvh)
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That guy should have won a "Most Punchable Face" Oscar. He did a fine job in that role.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 16, 2023 07:03 PM (z5vMw)

188 184 Pixy claims to be mammalian, and to not have a pouch. But, again, where's the proof? As for sex, at least one COB has claimed Pixy is male. But we're all confused and mixed up on sex in this country right now. So I don't know if that means male or female with a penis. There's a lot of options right now that didn't exist when the COBs came of age in the 1800s.

Posted by: In the old West, the men were men. at October 16, 2023 07:02 PM (ppBhU)

Playtpii do have 5 sets of sex chromosomes. That could makes things difficult.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:04 PM (ynpvh)

189 Pixy Misa, our benevolent hamster wrangler, is male as far as I know.

He's never given off vibes of being anyone other than a guy who really, really likes anime girls with big eyes and bigger boobs.

And is anything wrong with bigger boobs (to a point)?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at October 16, 2023 07:04 PM (AxRGS)

190 Is pixy a he or a she (or indeterminate)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Don't be insulting the AI with improper pronoun use.
You just might regret it.

Posted by: AoS AI at October 16, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

191 148 elected the country's most right-wing government in a generation, handing victory to a coalition of two conservative parties

Are they getting their guns bacK? Or can they buy new guns?
That's decisive.
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Forgot to say New Zealand.

Posted by: Ciampino - can't be right-wing without guns! at October 16, 2023 07:04 PM (qfLjt)

192 179 Iran getting froggy?

They're surrendering?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 07:01 PM (paHRY)

Took me a minute.
LOL

Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 07:04 PM (30MvH)

193 Pixy Misa is male.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2023 07:04 PM (tGzN3)

194 Biden will get reelected

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 16, 2023 07:04 PM (mmufL)

195 147 Starbucks will never get my business again because of their retarded decision to eventually stop making cups because climate change

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 16, 2023 06:54 PM (VTu1l)


I hadn't heard about that. The final straw for me was seeing a bitch behind the counter wearing a face diaper adorned with BLM that was further accentuated with a black power fist.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 16, 2023 07:04 PM (DTX3h)

196 I'm pretty sure Pixy is non binary.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2023 07:05 PM (W7dmI)

197 I don't know, not sure if anyone knows; don't know if anyone ever asked Pixy.
dunno why I should care, tbh.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 16, 2023 07:05 PM (+vFC3)

198 I'm pretty sure Pixy is non binary.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2023 07:05 PM (W7dmI)
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 16, 2023 07:06 PM (z5vMw)

199 190 Is pixy a he or a she (or indeterminate)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Don't be insulting the AI with improper pronoun use.
You just might regret it.

Posted by: AoS AI at October 16, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

Just reminded me why the russian probe to Mars crashed many years ago. Democracy! It required a majority of computers to make decisions, and the one functioning one wanted to slow down, but the other two dead ones outvoted it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

200 200

Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 07:06 PM (30MvH)

201 198 I'm pretty sure Pixy is non binary.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2023 07:05 PM (W7dmI)
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 16, 2023 07:06 PM (z5vMw)

More Digital then?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

202 https://youtu.be/b6dySBLSx8Y&t=31s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:59 PM (ynpvh)
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That guy should have won a "Most Punchable Face" Oscar. He did a fine job in that role.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large

And in Die Hard. He made a career of being a dickless dick with a punchable face.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2023 07:07 PM (FVME7)

203 200 200

Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 07:06 PM (30MvH)

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Congrats.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

204 Someone told me last nite that Dunkin Donuts cold brew salted caramel is good.

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 07:07 PM (+ocYe)

205 Only time I drink starbux is when it's free. Won't do that anymore ever since they have become the enemy. So be it.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2023 07:07 PM (NxC5+)

206 New Zealand is overrated. They have an elf infestation.

Posted by: Gimli Son Of Gloin at October 16, 2023 07:07 PM (syI/K)

207 oh, ok, thx FS, I'll try to remember that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 16, 2023 07:08 PM (+vFC3)

208 Nikki
.. ..Haley
... .........is
..... .........an
..... ..... .......idiot.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2023 07:08 PM (/4mRj)

209 204 Someone told me last nite that Dunkin Donuts cold brew salted caramel is good.

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 07:07 PM (+ocYe)

I hadn't been to a Dunkin's in years and loved their apple fritters.
They changed them. Bastards!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

210 I take particular delight in that c-you-next-Tuesday Jacinda Ardern going down. Now do Gretched Whitmer. Also, didn't I see a video cut of Ardern's extras bouncing around under "her" skirt?
WtF is it w/undercover trannies? (Big Mike...)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2023 07:08 PM (7Fj9P)

211 I hadn't heard about that. The final straw for me was seeing a bitch behind the counter wearing a face diaper adorned with BLM that was further accentuated with a black power fist.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 16, 2023 07:04 PM (DTX3h)


Grande at Starbucks is about 7 bucks or so
A pound of beans is about the same price

If I MUST have a cup of nasty overly sweet and milky coffee I use the three in one sachets by VinaCafe.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2023 07:08 PM (xhaym)

212 @193

>>Pixy Misa is male.

Pixy Misa is a spectral being, he exists and he doesn't exist, he's gendered and also ungendered, he hates Apple and he really hates Apple.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 16, 2023 07:08 PM (XV/Pl)

213 206 New Zealand is overrated. They have an elf infestation.

Posted by: Gimli Son Of Gloin at October 16, 2023 07:07 PM (syI/K)

I find the Maori a bit more intimidating.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

214 New Zealand is overrated. They have an elf infestation.
======================
Orcs.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2023 07:09 PM (7Fj9P)

215 214 New Zealand is overrated. They have an elf infestation.
======================
Orcs.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2023 07:09 PM (7Fj9P)

Hey now. One man's orc is another man's fallen elf.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

216 210 I take particular delight in that c-you-next-Tuesday Jacinda Ardern going down.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2023 07:08 PM (7Fj9P)

phrasing

Posted by: m at October 16, 2023 07:10 PM (30MvH)

217 I shan't believe it!

Heidi Blake
@HeidilBlake
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Follow
My latest for @NewYorker. The world's largest carbon offsetting firm sold environmentally worthless credits, while the developer of its biggest project secretly moved of tens of millions of $ paid by Gucci, Porsche, Nestlé & others into offshore accounts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2023 07:10 PM (FVME7)

218 I take particular delight in that c-you-next-Tuesday Jacinda Ardern going down. Now do Gretched Whitmer. Also, didn't I see a video cut of Ardern's extras bouncing around under "her" skirt?
WtF is it w/undercover trannies? (Big Mike...)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2023 07:08 PM (7Fj9P)

"She" had already cut and run. It was "her" anointed successor that lost the election.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 07:10 PM (zw2nn)

219 What was so bad about Old Zealand?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2023 07:10 PM (PiwSw)

220 As long as the POTUS is the Commander in Chief, short of Maggie Thatcher reborn, I do not think a woman should get the job.
Posted by: leber

She would have to be reborn here.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2023 07:11 PM (KAi1n)

221 219 What was so bad about Old Zealand?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2023 07:10 PM (PiwSw)

I think they went under-water.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:11 PM (ynpvh)

222 In the early 2000's we relocated to CA. Starbucks was starting to be "a thing."

My wife, who's and avid coffee drinker wasn't impressed.

To be honest... she's not impressed with much, but on this case, she's right.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2023 07:12 PM (Q4IgG)

223 126 Maybe the big dude in the picture above is lonely, and his outfit should be read as a plea.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 16, 2023 06:49 PM (F4bAW)

Yeah, he should probably have worked "please" in there somewhere. Please f*ck white people. That might get him some pity action.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 16, 2023 07:12 PM (OX9vb)

224 Spineless snake has thoughtz...

10/15/23 Why Republicans Are Plotting Against Jordan In the Race for Speaker
https://tinyurl.com/3mdyeh55

NBC News reported that U.S. Rep. Mike Rogers (R-AL) and several other Republicans have participated in closed-door meetings with Democrat House Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) to reach a solution to keep Jordan from securing the required 218 votes to become the new House Speaker. Other Republicans, including Reps. Ann Wagner of Missouri, Don Bacon of Nebraska, and Mario Diaz-Balart, R-Fla., have said they will not vote for Jordan. Only five Republicans need to vote “no” to succeed.

“They put us in this ditch along with eight traitors,” Rogers told reporters. “We’re still the majority party; we’re willing to work with them, but they gotta tell us what they need.”

On Sunday, Jefferies confirmed that the parties have plotted against Jordan to keep him from taking former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s (R-CA) seat.
“There are informal conversations that have been underway. When we get back to Washington tomorrow, it’s important to begin to formalize those discussions,” Jeffries said during an interview with Meet the Press.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 16, 2023 07:12 PM (9aVck)

225 I would have to drive 30+ miles to get close enough to a stabrux in order to boycott it, so it's kinda moot ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 16, 2023 07:12 PM (+vFC3)

226
And is anything wrong with bigger boobs (to a point)?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at October 16, 2023 07:04 PM


Dana Hamm. I've spent way too much of my adult life trying to determine if they're too big. I may need to spend more time on this decision.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 16, 2023 07:12 PM (enJYY)

227 > I wasn't served by a Politically Extreme Transgender Barristx

Ah, yes. The kind that carries the extra silverware in holes in xim's face.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 16, 2023 07:12 PM (Y6AXb)

228 Spineless snake has thoughtz...

10/16/23 Alabama’s Mike Rogers will back Jim Jordan for House Speaker: ‘I have always been a team player’
https://tinyurl.com/598pzkn7

“Since I was first elected to the House, I have always been a team player and supported what the majority of the Republican Conference agrees to. Together, our Republican majority will be stronger to fight Joe Biden’s reckless agenda for America.”

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 16, 2023 07:12 PM (9aVck)

229 "She" had already cut and run. It was "her" anointed successor that lost the election.
====================
I was aware. The wreckage of any "Labour" party is worth celebrating, IMO.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2023 07:12 PM (7Fj9P)

230 >>>Boy, Nikki and Vivek sure are snake charmers, amirite?

Posted by: Marcus T
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They are going to create an Indian bias all by themselves.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2023 07:12 PM (/4mRj)

231 pineless snake has thoughtz...

====


rat

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 07:12 PM (V13WU)

232 Old Zealand...
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/56233/where-old-zealand

"The first Western explorer to land on what is now known as New Zealand was a Dutchman named Abel Tasman. When he arrived in the 1640s, Tasman thought he had landed on a portion of Staten Landt, which is an island off the tip of Argentina, and he named it so. (Tasman was a little confused; it had been a long trip).
Soon after, Dutch cartographers Hendrik Brouwer and Joan Blaeu figured out that these large islands weren't actually part of South America, and Blaeu named the area Nieuw Zeeland after Zeeland, the westernmost province of the Netherlands. Zeeland is also made of islands, and its name means "sea land" in Dutch."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

233 My latest for @NewYorker. The world's largest carbon offsetting firm sold environmentally worthless credits, while the developer of its biggest project secretly moved of tens of millions of $ paid by Gucci, Porsche, Nestlé & others into offshore accounts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2023 07:10 PM (FVME7)


The end of trust is here. Not even talking about doctors and professors or politicians, does anyone even actually trust that all their money is in their checking account, or did your bank spring a leak and dribble all the funds out by accident?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2023 07:13 PM (xhaym)

234 Hey now. One man's orc is another man's fallen elf.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

Orc. The other "almost white" meat. Put some Orc on your fork!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 07:13 PM (zw2nn)

235 If you gain enough weight, you can pretend to be whatever gender you like and no one can tell otherwise.

Posted by: Emmie at October 16, 2023 07:13 PM (Sf2cq)

236 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:14 PM (ynpvh)

237 160 152 Wait, there were exploding Arab swimmers?

Oh the huge manatee of it all

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 06:55 PM (paHRY)

That information is sealed.


i otter have seen that coming

Posted by: anachronda at October 16, 2023 07:14 PM (sGtp+)

238 What was so bad about Old Zealand?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2023 07:10 PM (PiwSw)


IT'S DUTCH!!!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2023 07:14 PM (xhaym)

239 Chicago rabbis attend funeral of Palestinian American boy killed in brutal hate crime


===


*sigh

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 07:14 PM (V13WU)

240 234 Hey now. One man's orc is another man's fallen elf.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

Orc. The other "almost white" meat. Put some Orc on your fork!


orc on a fork > elf on a shelf

Posted by: anachronda at October 16, 2023 07:14 PM (sGtp+)

241 OK, no. Zealand is Danish. But it is in the Baltic, which is almost as bad

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2023 07:15 PM (xhaym)

242 @226

>>Dana Hamm. I've spent way too much of my adult life trying to determine if they're too big. I may need to spend more time on this decision.

The proper size of boob is really dependent on the overall body structure of the woman, but generally anything less than a B is too little anything more than D is too much.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 16, 2023 07:15 PM (XV/Pl)

243 > 14 Nobody hates Jews than Jake Tapper
Posted by: Redenzo at October 16, 2023 06:19 PM (V/pbu)


He's still trying to get over the "missed encounter" where, but for the vagaries of timing, he could have had the pleasure of sucking second-hand Clenis.

And I saw Second-Hand Clenis open for the Vomit Pigs in a punk club in Austin back in '79.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 16, 2023 07:16 PM (Y6AXb)

244 @233, LOL, Kindltot gets it!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 16, 2023 07:16 PM (+vFC3)

245 234 Hey now. One man's orc is another man's fallen elf.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

Orc. The other "almost white" meat. Put some Orc on your fork!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 07:13 PM (zw2nn)

orc on a fork > elf on a shelf ?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

246 Yeah, he should probably have worked "please" in there somewhere. Please f*ck white people. That might get him some pity action.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 16, 2023 07:12 PM (OX9vb)


Paint him blue and he looks like Violet Beauregard in the "after" shot

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2023 07:17 PM (xhaym)

247 coming soon to a "Their Democracy" near you!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 16, 2023 07:18 PM (+vFC3)

248 Oh, is provice in denmark.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland#History

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

249 Now we know where the conveyor belt supplying all the anti-semites, assorted weirdos, and Hamas supporters to the Biden Administration begins.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 16, 2023 07:19 PM (MeG8a)

250 > orc on a fork > elf on a shelf ?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

Dwarf on the wharf. Go Navy!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 16, 2023 07:19 PM (Y6AXb)

251 Thank the Teacher's Union.

https://youtu.be/g2oMv93EUpY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2023 07:20 PM (FVME7)

252 The last time I was in a Starbucks was Christmas time about 20 years ago when it was attached to a Barnes and Noble. I saw someone with a hot chocolate and couldn't resist the temptation to get one.

Posted by: Drive By at October 16, 2023 07:21 PM (kVeKF)

253 The first Western explorer to land on what is now known as New Zealand was a Dutchman named Abel Tasman.

So is Tasmania named after Tasman, or is that a coincidence?

Posted by: Answer me this! at October 16, 2023 07:21 PM (ppBhU)

254 >>Soon after, Dutch cartographers Hendrik Brouwer and Joan Blaeu figured out that these large islands weren't actually part of South America, and Blaeu named the area Nieuw Zeeland after Zeeland, the westernmost province of the Netherlands. Zeeland is also made of islands, and its name means "sea land" in Dutch."

Spent a day touring this place in Zeeland. Remarkable

https://tinyurl.com/ycx7b8hr

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2023 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

255 Jihadist attack doesn't look appreciably different from an average Friday night in Philadelphia.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 16, 2023 07:22 PM (7ZSga)

256 I sneer at starbux as much as the next person, but mcd's iced coffee is nit good. To me it has a gritty throat feel.
Wawa ftw.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 16, 2023 07:22 PM (vHIgi)

257 That last video clip was beautiful, man.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 16, 2023 07:22 PM (XMwZJ)

258 New Jersey is also worse than Old Jersey in almost every respect.

Charlie the Third isn't King there. He's the Duke of Normandy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 16, 2023 07:22 PM (Y6AXb)

259 I bet that cathedral smells good too...

Culture Critic
@Culture_Crit
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1h
German poet Heinrich Heine was once asked why men no longer build cathedrals. He replied:

“People in those old times had convictions; we moderns only have opinions. And it needs more than a mere opinion to erect a Gothic cathedral.”

Cologne Cathedral took 632 years to complete.…

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 16, 2023 07:23 PM (TGPs7)

260 The last time I was in a Starbucks was Christmas time about 20 years ago when it was attached to a Barnes and Noble. I saw someone with a hot chocolate and couldn't resist the temptation to get one.
Posted by: Drive By at October 16, 2023 07:21 PM (kVeKF)

Same principle at work as with the kids unknowingly shilling for the cotton candy vendors at the State Fair.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 07:23 PM (zw2nn)

261 Every day the sun rises, Nikki Haley gets exponentially worse. She is utterly abysmal and a far, far cry from what I thought of her a mere 15 years ago.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 16, 2023 07:23 PM (mupln)

262 Whoever has not watched "King of the Hill" needs to fix that.
Best cartoon series ever.

Posted by: sal: sounding like a smarter LouAnn Platter at October 16, 2023 07:23 PM (KB0Aa)

263 Note: The Chicago biker-fruits do not ride thru the South Side after dark.

Posted by: DaveA at October 16, 2023 07:24 PM (FhXTo)

264 The last time I was in a Starbucks was at the local Kroger's. And only because I got a gift certificate for Christmas. Bought a bag of overpriced coffee beans.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 16, 2023 07:24 PM (XMwZJ)

265 When we go to war with China there will be no medicine.
Stock up.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2023 07:24 PM (/4mRj)

266 251 Thank the Teacher's Union.

https://youtu.be/g2oMv93EUpY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2023 07:20 PM (FVME7)

If your kid don't know anything, thank a woke teacher...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:25 PM (ynpvh)

267 > Same principle at work as with the kids unknowingly shilling for the cotton candy vendors at the State Fair.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 07:23 PM (zw2nn)

Or whatever marketing genius came up with the idea for Subway to bake the bread in the stores, back when Subway was good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 16, 2023 07:25 PM (Y6AXb)

268 Nikki Haley is borderline retarded...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 16, 2023 07:25 PM (XMwZJ)

269 253 The first Western explorer to land on what is now known as New Zealand was a Dutchman named Abel Tasman.

So is Tasmania named after Tasman, or is that a coincidence?

Posted by: Answer me this! at October 16, 2023 07:21 PM (ppBhU)

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

"Tasmania is named after Dutch explorer Abel Tasman, who made the first reported European sighting of the island on 24 November 1642." --wiki

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:26 PM (ynpvh)

270 here's Jacinda's bulge a-floppin'

https://tinyurl.com/46hhcbvw

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 07:27 PM (+ocYe)

271 "Tasman named the island Anthony van Diemen's Land after his sponsor Anthony van Diemen, the Governor of the Dutch East Indies. The name was later shortened to Van Diemen's Land by the British. It was officially renamed Tasmania in honour of its first European discoverer on 1 January 1856." -- wiki

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:27 PM (ynpvh)

272 Posted by: Drive By at October 16, 2023 07:21 PM (kVeKF)

The cafes in Barnes & Nobles sell Starbucks coffee but are independent from starbucks so they sell non sb treats etc.
The ones inside Target stores are startbux stores BUT run by Target employees.
Neither have starbux union employees.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 16, 2023 07:27 PM (vHIgi)

273 I've always thought Pixy was a dude.
For some reason I'm thinking about a thread around 2005ish when I became convinced. Might have been a Jawa Report thread. I also seem to remember becoming convinced during some sort of DNS attack.

Man, that was many beers ago.

Posted by: Reforger at October 16, 2023 07:27 PM (B705c)

274 It happened in oklahoma

Posted by: Muchas buchas at October 16, 2023 07:27 PM (/xcV8)

275
The judge also rejected Taylor Lorenz's argument that she is too elderly for the rigors of a trial. "Many Americans are perfectly capable of participating in a trial, even at your advanced stage of decrepitude," the judge ruled.



*snerk*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2023 07:28 PM (n+4am)

276 254 >>Soon after, Dutch cartographers Hendrik Brouwer and Joan Blaeu figured out that these large islands weren't actually part of South America, and Blaeu named the area Nieuw Zeeland after Zeeland, the westernmost province of the Netherlands. Zeeland is also made of islands, and its name means "sea land" in Dutch."

Spent a day touring this place in Zeeland. Remarkable

https://tinyurl.com/ycx7b8hr

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2023 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

Can you tell me how the Delta Works?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:28 PM (ynpvh)

277 but I don't think we're going to be signing a treaty with Hamas any time in the near future.

I don't even want to know how much of the UniParty thinks it'd be a good idea.

Posted by: DaveA at October 16, 2023 07:28 PM (FhXTo)

278 @268

>>Nikki Haley is borderline retarded..

Nah, she's just a ConservoJargon Spewing GOPe NPC with firmware version 2.0, circa 2003, unfortunately her EEPROM is not compatible with the 3.0 service pack 1 update from 2016.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 16, 2023 07:28 PM (XV/Pl)

279 "Tasmania is named after Dutch explorer Abel Tasman, who made the first reported European sighting of the island on 24 November 1642." --wiki

Everything I know about Tasmania is encapsulated in this wikipedia quotation and the Tasmanian Devil character from Looney Toons.

Posted by: Who says Americans aren't sophisticates? at October 16, 2023 07:29 PM (ppBhU)

280 256 I sneer at starbux as much as the next person, but mcd's iced coffee is nit good. To me it has a gritty throat feel.
Wawa ftw.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 16, 2023 07:22 PM (vHIgi)

Wife says SB coffee doesn't give her the kick she needs anymore. Been going to some local places with rather colorful names.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:29 PM (ynpvh)

281 SMASH HULK!

Mark Ruffalo
@MarkRuffalo

Thank you
@RepCori @RepRashida @RepAndreCarson
@RepSummerLee @repdeliaramirez @RepBowman
@RepAOC @RepPressley @Ilhan @RepChuyGarcia

@rep_jackson @NydiaVelazquez
and
@RepBonnie
for leading the call in Congress for a #CeasefireNOW.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 16, 2023 07:29 PM (TGPs7)

282 nood café

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 07:30 PM (krqg6)

283 Been going to some local places with rather colorful names.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:29 PM (ynpvh)

Local indy coffee places are interesting.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 16, 2023 07:31 PM (vHIgi)

284 273 I've always thought Pixy was a dude.
For some reason I'm thinking about a thread around 2005ish when I became convinced. Might have been a Jawa Report thread. I also seem to remember becoming convinced during some sort of DNS attack.

Man, that was many beers ago.

Posted by: Reforger at October 16, 2023 07:27 PM (B705c)

Pixy was with Jawa Report? Seems to ring a bell. Haven't checked that site out in a long time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:31 PM (ynpvh)

285 282 nood café

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 07:30 PM (krqg6)

I'll get appropriately dressed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:33 PM (ynpvh)

286 The cafes in Barnes & Nobles sell Starbucks coffee but are independent from starbucks so they sell non sb treats etc.
The ones inside Target stores are startbux stores BUT run by Target employees.
Neither have starbux union employees.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 16, 2023 07:27 PM (vHIgi)

Was that how it was 20 years ago? This one had its own outside entrance and sign but had a cut through inside to the B&N. Both have since closed down .

Posted by: Drive By at October 16, 2023 07:33 PM (kVeKF)

287 Haley reflectively going against her opponent which made her sound more clueless than normal.

Posted by: Drive By at October 16, 2023 07:35 PM (kVeKF)

288 They put us in this ditch along with eight traitors

-

It really is hard to believe we've only got eight people willing to stand up to help Americans.

And the Republicans who refuse call them traitors.

That's very telling.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 16, 2023 07:37 PM (A4UDY)

289 I'll get appropriately undressed.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 07:37 PM (krqg6)

290 83 69 63 50
I guess that depends on the fuse delay.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:38 PM (ynpvh)


Smart Military Blog™ so...

It's not so much "delay" as "graze function" of the fuze. Low velocity launched grenades and autocannon ammo fuzes have two modes of function:

Impact - square-on hit drives a firing pin into the detonator.

Graze - A glancing impact causes a spring to drive the firing pin into the detonator.

The graze function works off "spin decay". When the spin slows down, either from air resistance (resulting in self-destruct) or striking something but not causing the impact function, the round still detonates. Hitting water does this, even at a "stone skipping angle". Skimming along something solid, like the top surface of ground or a vehicle also results in a graze hit.

The video shows detonation on impact with the water surface. That's the fuze graze function. Frag effect is likely limited to 1 meter (I'm no expert on this). As noted above, the overpressure effect is more important here.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at October 16, 2023 07:39 PM (8C7+r)

291 I never did like Shartbux.

Coffee should be roasted, not burnt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 16, 2023 07:42 PM (Y6AXb)

292 Would an actual Moron do the math on the blog to convert hardware prices TO AUstralian Dollars?

Posted by: DaveA at October 16, 2023 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

293 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at October 16, 2023 07:39 PM (8C7+r)

I was thinking more in line with older grenades.
My bad, thanks.
https://science.howstuffworks.com/grenade2.htm

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 07:49 PM (ynpvh)

294 has Pelley moved his bowels yet this month?

Posted by: avi at October 16, 2023 07:58 PM (cBCwV)

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