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Duck Duck Goose Cafe

beppuhelltour.jpg
"Beppu Hell Tour" in Beppu City, Oita Prefecture
by @wasabitool on Instagram.
I guess it's kind of like Halloween, though this shot
doesn't seem so hell-ish at all.

Me, this morning.

Dancing with a pug.


Looks like this duck went down the "right-wing Internet rabbit hole."

Sled-dog.

Dog engineering.

This dog just watched Road House.

This dog wants to be called "The Cooler."

Meowsion Impawsible.

Dogs call in the Big Gun.

Puppies have imprinted on a cat and she wants to know how do I get rid of these smelly little idiots.

Delicate Arch in Arches National Park.

From lost in space, Cat and Mouse.

Sundown at garrett's place.

Double-twist!

Repost: Messiah Moose.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Cosda at October 09, 2023 07:20 PM (msOjW)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2023 07:22 PM (fwDg9)

3 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:22 PM (gPomr)

4 THERE'S AN ECHO!!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:23 PM (gPomr)

5 The Moose is fast.

Posted by: Cosda at October 09, 2023 07:24 PM (msOjW)

6 The Moose is fast.
Posted by: Cosda

The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:24 PM (gPomr)

7 kind of like Halloween, though this shot
doesn't seem so hell-ish at all.

Hot springs are called 'hell's. Beppu is a famous resort area with natural hot springs. It's on the Western side of Japan, fairly rural with lots of older, ancient things. Mostly because it was undeveloped before the War and we didn't need to bomb it much.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2023 07:25 PM (IG4Id)

8 Now that Ben Had's yen for yaks has been satisfied by Ace, do I still need to post yak jokes?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2023 07:25 PM (a3Q+t)

9 Know you know why it's called Goise Stepping

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2023 07:27 PM (fwDg9)

10 6 The Moose is fast.
Posted by: Cosda

The chair is against the wall.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:24 PM (gPomr)

Johnette has a long mustache.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, staying current at October 09, 2023 07:27 PM (PiwSw)

11 Mooooooooose on the waaaaa terrrr,
A fire in the sky.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:27 PM (gPomr)

12 In Buddhism there are multiple Hells a soul could end up in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 07:28 PM (CI7Tw)

13 Bubba Clinton's XTwar is actually....pretty good. No "both sides need to blah blah blah" bullshit. Wonder if there was some polling over the weekend that led to both him and Obama waiting so long.

__

I condemn the horrific terrorist assault carried out by Hamas in Israel, and mourn the senseless loss of life. My heart is with all those affected by the violence, including American families. Now is a time for the world to rally against terrorism and to support Israeli democracy. I stand with the government of Israel and all Israelis, and urge them to stand together. This is a moment to focus on purpose over politics.

Posted by: Montec at October 09, 2023 07:28 PM (bWsRe)

14 "Now that Ben Had's yen for yaks has been satisfied by Ace, do I still need to post yak jokes?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Like, what do you call a crazed yak?

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2023 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

15 Looks like this duck went down the "right-wing Internet rabbit hole."
......

or he had bad knees and is now recovering from surgery.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2023 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

16 "Mostly because it was undeveloped before the War and we didn't need to bomb it much."
************
Did I miss something?

Posted by: GEN. Curtis LeMay at October 09, 2023 07:29 PM (msOjW)

17 A maniyak.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2023 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

18
ABC7 Eyewitness News
@ABC7
#BREAKINGNEWS: The Santa Monica Pier is temporarily closed and evacuations are underway after a man climbed onto the Ferris wheel claiming to have a bomb.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 09, 2023 07:30 PM (TGPs7)

19 In Buddhism there are multiple Hells a soul could end up in.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Heh.
- Dante Alighieri

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:30 PM (gPomr)

20 I nominate a new member of the animal kingdom to join the Cafe...the "cheeky" Burrowing Owl:

https://tinyurl.com/4rsn2w9t

I love these little critters!

Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2023 07:30 PM (2T8EG)

21 I wrote this piece of fiction in 2006 about what it might be like for IDF soldiers having to go into Gaza after a rocket attacks.

https://annapuna.blogspot.com/2006/01/feeling-of-dread.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 07:31 PM (CI7Tw)

22 In "News of Interest to Ben Had", I went to the local zoo today.

They had a yaks in the wildebeest exhibit. Did they really think I would fall for fake gnus?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2023 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

23 The WEF wants Bibi to commit to a wider war so he can fail. The opposition will come in and all will be right in the world. This is an WEF organized op against Bibi.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 09, 2023 07:31 PM (Eeb9P)

24 Operating an excavator with a flail mower attachment is exactly as fun as it sounds.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 09, 2023 07:32 PM (hXpNS)

25 #BREAKINGNEWS: The Santa Monica Pier is temporarily closed and evacuations are underway after a man climbed onto the Ferris wheel claiming to have a bomb.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

A possible long distance rifle training opportunity?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:32 PM (gPomr)

26 Moose eventually ran out of stumps

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 07:32 PM (xhaym)

27 "In Buddhism there are multiple Hells a soul could end up in.
Posted by: Anna Puma"

You could get reincarnated to Gary, Indiana.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2023 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

28 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at October 09, 2023 07:33 PM (b93Hl)

29 What's this about a "new" Michael Crichton book?

Uhm, the dudes been gone for quite some time.

What sorcery is this?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 09, 2023 07:33 PM (XV/Pl)

30 That moose has an excellent gait. Very nearly like a Frisian horse.

I'm sure it would look grand drawing a curricle.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2023 07:33 PM (ou9hh)

31 I have no idea why I even try typing on my tiny phone keyboard

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2023 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

32 You could get reincarnated to Gary, Indiana.
Posted by: fd

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:34 PM (gPomr)

33 In the Duck eluding dog video, looks like there is a dead horse in the water? WTF?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 09, 2023 07:35 PM (XV/Pl)

34 "You could get reincarnated to Gary, Indiana."
*********
Ate at a Dennys at 2am in Gary one night. That was its own circle of hell.

Posted by: Cosda at October 09, 2023 07:35 PM (msOjW)

35 What's this about a "new" Michael Crichton book?

Uhm, the dudes been gone for quite some time.

What sorcery is this?

Some droog wrote a sequel to The Andromeda Strain, I stumbled across its existence at a bargain store.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 07:35 PM (CI7Tw)

36 Goood eve-eninng.

Posted by: Count Dracula at October 09, 2023 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

37 34 "You could get reincarnated to Gary, Indiana."
*********
Ate at a Dennys at 2am in Gary one night. That was its own circle of hell.
Posted by: Cosda at October 09, 2023 07:35 PM (msOjW)

And you've been on the straight and narrow since then right? Right?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 09, 2023 07:36 PM (eYoxG)

38 Gary Indiana? Yuck

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 07:36 PM (CI7Tw)

39 Cat v. Baby

https://tinyurl.com/jsef7hhf

I think the kid would have preferred a sternly worded letter

Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2023 07:36 PM (2T8EG)

40 >>>29 What's this about a "new" Michael Crichton book?

so I discovered this a couple of weeks ago. Crichton wrote a bunch of potboilers under different pen names before he wrote Andromeda Strain. Now these books are being published under his name.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2023 07:37 PM (KRtlO)

41 Ate at a Dennys at 2am in Gary one night. That was its own circle of hell.
Posted by: Cosda

And you've been on the straight and narrow since then right? Right?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

At the local Waffle House is a waitress who answers to 'Mushroom'. It's on her nameplate and everything.

I can't even . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:38 PM (gPomr)

42 Moose running on water is pretty cool. I guess when you have hooves the size of dinner plates, this thing is possible.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 09, 2023 07:38 PM (MeG8a)

43 "What's this about a "new" Michael Crichton book?
Uhm, the dudes been gone for quite some time"


I got a second wind.

Posted by: Artificially Intelligent Michael Crichton at October 09, 2023 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

44 Now about some music nyah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljcgE-yl7rU

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 07:38 PM (CI7Tw)

45 Y'know who else stepped like a goose?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 09, 2023 07:38 PM (+c3FL)

46 So what did I miss today?
Anything interesting happening in the world?
Did Z-dog whoop Putin's ass yet?
Any sexy outfits on The Bold and Beautiful?

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2023 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

47 the old critchton books I saw looked like straight dicfic mystery stuff and not the technothriller stuff he made his name with.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2023 07:40 PM (KRtlO)

48 "Ate at a Dennys at 2am in Gary one night. That was its own circle of hell.
Posted by: Cosda at October 09, 2023 07:35 PM (msOjW)

And you've been on the straight and narrow since then right? Right?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy"
***********
Have stayed away from Gary and out of Dennys at least.

Posted by: Cosda at October 09, 2023 07:40 PM (msOjW)

49 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 07:31 PM (CI7Tw)

your feeling of dread was well-founded

Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2023 07:40 PM (2T8EG)

50 I nominate a new member of the animal kingdom to join the Cafe...the "cheeky" Burrowing Owl:
https://tinyurl.com/4rsn2w9t
I love these little critters!
Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2023 07:30 PM (2T8EG)

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl. He kept bugging his old man; "Dad, get me a burrow owl! I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live!" So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl
Anyway, 10:30 the other night, I go out in my yard and there's the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree! I say "What are you looking for?" And he says "I'm looking for my burrow owl!"
And I say "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway!?"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 07:40 PM (xhaym)

51 Mrs. F. is informing of a shooting outside the Chinese consulate at the end of a chase.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2023 07:41 PM (RIvkX)

52 Now about some music nyah?

https://youtu.be/GqQv73h51lk?si
=_uSW3bg9ugymB31L

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 09, 2023 07:42 PM (+c3FL)

53 42 Moose running on water is pretty cool. I guess when you have hooves the size of dinner plates, this thing is possible.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 09, 2023 07:38 PM (MeG8a)

No, moose have 6 foot long legs, so they run on the bottom and don't slow down. You should see those bastards swim across lakes. I have no idea how they propel that huge body with such spindly legs, but they really move.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 07:42 PM (LOVUx)

54 kalisto,

Wish it had stayed fiction.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 07:43 PM (CI7Tw)

55 Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 07:40 PM (xhaym)

did this really happen? Because if it did I'm so jealous you live near a burrowing owl

Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2023 07:43 PM (2T8EG)

56 the old critchton books I saw looked like straight dicfic mystery stuff and not the technothriller stuff he made his name with.
Posted by: ace at October 09, 2023 07:40 PM (KRtlO)
----
I guess dicfic mysteries are better than dick pic mysteries...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2023 07:43 PM (BpYfr)

57 36 Goood eve-eninng.
Posted by: Count Dracula at October 09, 2023 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

*gives Vlad the side-eye*

Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock at October 09, 2023 07:43 PM (PiwSw)

58 Shooting outside the Chinese consulate?

Where is Sen. Feinstein's funeral motorcade?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 07:43 PM (CI7Tw)

59 the old critchton books I saw looked like straight dicfic mystery stuff and not the technothriller stuff he made his name with.
Posted by: ace at October 09, 2023 07:40 PM (KRtlO)

David Drake wrote a couple of pot-boilers and at least one romance novel before making a real sale under his own name. I think the Tom Kelly books were what got him some real contracts.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 07:44 PM (xhaym)

60 @40

>> Now these books are being published under his name.

Interesting.

As long as they are fully his works then there is nothing objectionable about it.

Dude was easily one of the greats of science fiction/scientism.

For my money, Jurassic Park is one of the great novels.

It's so much better than the movie and the movie is a masterpiece.

So that tells you something.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 09, 2023 07:45 PM (XV/Pl)

61 What do find in a Mongolian repair shop? A Yak of all trades

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2023 07:45 PM (Zdz79)

62 But what was chasing the moose?

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2023 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

63 baby elephant

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 07:45 PM (V13WU)

64 APEC is coming here next month.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2023 07:46 PM (RIvkX)

65 24 Operating an excavator with a flail mower attachment is exactly as fun as it sounds.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 09, 2023 07:32 PM (hXpNS)

Could probably use that on Gaza.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 07:46 PM (LOVUx)

66 If you jump through the Delicate Arch you have to kill Edith Keeler.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2023 07:46 PM (63Dwl)

67 I'm back. Had to go shake my nuts.

Posted by: fdX3 at October 09, 2023 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

68 67 I'm back. Had to go shake my nuts.
Posted by: fdX3 at October 09, 2023 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

At whom?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 07:48 PM (LOVUx)

69 > At the local Waffle House is a waitress who answers to 'Mushroom'. It's on her nameplate and everything.
> Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:38 PM (gPomr)


"If it's your first time at Waffle House, you have to fight."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 09, 2023 07:48 PM (Y6AXb)

70 the dog pulling kitteh in sled was adorable but what really impressed me was that the cat stayed put while enjoying the scenery

Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2023 07:48 PM (2T8EG)

71 did this really happen? Because if it did I'm so jealous you live near a burrowing owl
Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2023 07:43 PM (2T8EG)


You see all sorts in the trailer park . . .


I need to introduce you to the mellifluous punk genius that was The Dead Milkmen

https://youtu.be/xfTVoDP2iwA?si=nrBTa1Tic5efyVYB

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 07:48 PM (xhaym)

72 Need to get out of house early tomorrow.
Hope you all have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2023 07:48 PM (fwDg9)

73 Operating an excavator with a flail mower attachment is exactly as fun as it sounds.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

It was an Epic Flail?

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2023 07:48 PM (DgGvY)

74 Mrs. F. is informing of a shooting outside the Chinese consulate at the end of a chase.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Easier than sending the soup back.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2023 07:48 PM (X98Jy)

75 No, moose have 6 foot long legs, so they run on the bottom and don't slow down. You should see those bastards swim across lakes. I have no idea how they propel that huge body with such spindly legs, but they really move.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Moose antlers make good sails?

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2023 07:49 PM (DgGvY)

76 Paul Joseph Watson f*cked up an attempt to be even-handed.

The Gazans made the rule that old woman, teenage girls, and babies were combatants. The Gazans voted for Hamas. The Gazans

Now turnabout is fair play. Too bad. Sucks to mourn children, amirite?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2023 07:50 PM (RIvkX)

77 11days!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2023 07:50 PM (Zdz79)

78 Family finished watching "Argo". Good film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2023 07:50 PM (RSbhh)

79 *The Gazans created an entire criminal army from a criminal nation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2023 07:50 PM (RIvkX)

80 JNS: Grandmother outsmarts Hamas terrorists in her home
Rachel and David Edri survived a harrowing 20-hour ordeal, holed up with four terrorists in their own home in Ofakim.

https://tinyurl.com/yj3c7um9

Feel good story of the day.

Via Drudge

Posted by: Robert at October 09, 2023 07:50 PM (b93Hl)

81 Moose reminds me of a guy on the Columbia River years ago. Just east of Portland were some old pilings that were just below the surface of the water. These were about a hundred yards off shore and about 150 yards from the highway. Dude had a beard and wrapped himself in sheets and went walking on the pilings. Stopped dozens of cars and people were out and singing and praying. It was funny until the cops showed up.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2023 07:51 PM (uSHSS)

82 Goood eve-eninng.
Posted by: Count Dracula

*gives Vlad the side-eye*
Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock


Straps on the wooden leg.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2023 07:51 PM (X98Jy)

83 Argo is a good film.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2023 07:51 PM (CBBR5)

84 What do find in a Mongolian repair shop? A Yak of all trades
Posted by: Ben Had

When out before sunrise to move the yaks to another pasture when all of a sudden, BLAM!! One of them smashes into me at a full run.

It was the Yak of dawn.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:51 PM (gPomr)

85 Stopped dozens of cars and people were out and singing and praying. It was funny until the cops showed up.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2023 07:51 PM (uSHSS)

It would have been funnier if the cops hadn't known where the pilings were.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 07:52 PM (xhaym)

86 I've made that hike up to Delicate Arch, many years and pounds ago. Tremendous sight. What I remember most was all the photographers yelling at people milling around the base of the Arch to 'get out of the shot!'

Posted by: DB - at October 09, 2023 07:52 PM (geLO8)

87 Ace,

if you don't have a dog, I think you should get one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2023 07:53 PM (RSbhh)

88 25 #BREAKINGNEWS: The Santa Monica Pier is temporarily closed and evacuations are underway after a man climbed onto the Ferris wheel claiming to have a bomb.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

A possible long distance rifle training opportunity?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:32 PM (gPomr)

**********

That would work but it would be much easier to simply start the ferris wheel back up.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 09, 2023 07:53 PM (xxG/v)

89 Garrett's catnip parties are an underground phenomenon known state-wide.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 09, 2023 07:53 PM (KVGVf)

90 The Gazans made the rule that old woman, teenage girls, and babies were combatants. The Gazans voted for Hamas. The Gazans

Now turnabout is fair play. Too bad. Sucks to mourn children, amirite?
Posted by: San Franpsycho


The second they hid arms and ammo around them, they made them legitimate military targets.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2023 07:53 PM (X98Jy)

91 .>
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I've only seen the porn version, "Our Goo".


I stole that joke

Posted by: DB - at October 09, 2023 07:54 PM (geLO8)

92 Dude had a beard and wrapped himself in sheets and went walking on the pilings. Stopped dozens of cars and people were out and singing and praying. It was funny until the cops showed up.
Posted by: Diogenes

Cops when exiting patrol car "Oh for Christ's sake!"

Water walker - "Yes?"

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:55 PM (gPomr)

93 The second that they took woman and children as hostages made all their women and children legitimate military targets.

Total War.

FAFO

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 09, 2023 07:55 PM (8fpTj)

94 Argo is a good film.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

One star must be taken away for having Ben Awhfuck in it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2023 07:56 PM (IG4Id)

95 Moose does not walk on water. He should have told you out out front.

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2023 07:56 PM (NxC5+)

96 Posted by: Robert at October 09, 2023 07:50 PM (b93Hl)

Thanks for the story; I think she was a very brave, composed and smart woman and reading the Shema prayer helped her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2023 07:56 PM (RSbhh)

97 Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 07:48 PM (xhaym)['i]

Dead Milkmen, another fine Philadelphia band

Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2023 07:56 PM (2T8EG)

98 Ask your doctor about Arch Linux (Free samples available)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4LpukSmiIw

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 07:57 PM (xhaym)

99 'Moose running on water'

Bullwinkle of Nazareth.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 09, 2023 07:57 PM (roH4R)

100 Kindltot, I thought you were telling a story about your neighborhood I didn't realize it was lyrics to a DM song

lol

I never went to any of their gigs

Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2023 07:57 PM (2T8EG)

101 At the local Waffle House is a waitress who answers to 'Mushroom'. It's on her nameplate and everything.
Posted by: Tonypete

Asian gal? There was a woman at a sushi place in the Minneapolis suburbs who went by "Cherry." Probably got tired of us round-eyes mispronouncing "Sakura."

And I knew a Chinese woman who wouldn't do that because her given name would have been "Celery."

Posted by: mikeski could be 'Lordly Skier' at October 09, 2023 07:58 PM (DgGvY)

102 Now we know what Joe was up to today.

@bennyjohnson

🚨 BREAKING: Special Counsel Robert Hur has interviewed Joe Biden in the investigation of the then former Vice President’s mishandling of classified documents.

“The voluntary interview was conducted at the White House over two days, Sunday and Monday, and concluded Monday,” White House spokesman, Ian Sams said in a statement

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2023 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)

103 That would work but it would be much easier to simply start the ferris wheel back up.
Posted by: Sasquatch

And set it to 'high-speed'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 09, 2023 07:59 PM (HLN6/)

104 The surprisingly funny inventor of Duck Duck Goose . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsSQ6NrHuRQ

It was super easy for him. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at October 09, 2023 07:59 PM (MTm8X)

105 And I knew a Chinese woman who wouldn't do that because her given name would have been "Celery."
Posted by: mikeski could be 'Lordly Skier'

She couldn't take the attention from all the stalkers.



HeyOhhhhhhhhh!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 08:00 PM (gPomr)

106 I guess dicfic mysteries are better than dick pic mysteries...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2023 07:43 PM (BpYfr)

So this about Frank Biden right?

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at October 09, 2023 08:00 PM (ivc7k)

107 Gaza where technology failed and the old ways worked.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2023 08:00 PM (Zdz79)

108 Top pic looks like a Husker Du LP cover.

Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2023 08:02 PM (EbesW)

109 Science says eating boogers is healthy

https://www.mensjournal.com/

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 09, 2023 08:02 PM (+c3FL)

110 Kitten wanting to go back to sleep was adorable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2023 08:03 PM (RSbhh)

111 Just east of Portland were some old pilings that were just below the surface of the water. These were about a hundred yards off shore and about 150 yards from the highway. Dude had a beard and wrapped himself in sheets and went walking on the pilings. Stopped dozens of cars and people were out and singing and praying. It was funny until the cops showed up.
Posted by: Diogenes

Isn't His return supposed to be a bit more glorious? Those prayerful may need to do some more reading.

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2023 08:03 PM (DgGvY)

112 Dude had a beard and wrapped himself in sheets and went walking on the pilings. Stopped dozens of cars and people were out and singing and praying. It was funny until the cops showed up.
Posted by: Diogenes

Cops when exiting patrol car "Oh for Christ's sake!"

Water walker - "Yes?"
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:55 PM (gPomr)
***

A friend of mine knew the guy. Told him next time to take some pictures before hand and then autograph them "JC" and have a kid on the river back selling them.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2023 08:03 PM (uSHSS)

113 I don't know how there's such a huge cheeseburger industry. I get it if you're on the road or homeless. But homemade burgers are 10x better than a drive-thru. Better than 90% of sit-down restaurants, for that matter. They cost less than half as much as the sack of trash you get at the drive-thru, and it's faster to make your own than sit through a "fast" food line.

How the hell are they selling these things to everyone?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2023 08:04 PM (0FoWg)

114 A cow can run its tounge 3 inches up it's nasal cavity.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2023 08:05 PM (Zdz79)

115 I hope true...

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 8h
Reports that Saudi/Israeli negotiations have been ended are false. There are many posts claiming that an article in the Jerusalem Post is their source, but no such article exists.

Quote tweet: Megatron @Megatron_ron 12h
BREAKING:
Saudi Arabia ends "all negotiations" on normalisation with Israel.

Saudi Arabia has informed the US Secretary of State, Antony Blinken, that it is "ending all negotiations" on normalising relations with Israel, reports the Israeli newspaper The Jerusalem Post, echoed by the Saudi media outlet The Saudi Post, published in the United States.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 08:05 PM (krqg6)

116 How the hell are they selling these things to everyone?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2023 08:04 PM (0FoWg)

I had a bacon and blue cheese burger the other day that cost $17

Might be a clue there somewheres

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 08:06 PM (xhaym)

117 113 I don't know how there's such a huge cheeseburger industry. I get it if you're on the road or homeless. But homemade burgers are 10x better than a drive-thru. Better than 90% of sit-down restaurants, for that matter. They cost less than half as much as the sack of trash you get at the drive-thru, and it's faster to make your own than sit through a "fast" food line.

How the hell are they selling these things to everyone?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2023 08:04 PM (0FoWg)

It's work and nobody can cook anymore.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 09, 2023 08:06 PM (eYoxG)

118 You should see those bastards swim across lakes. I have no idea how they propel that huge body with such spindly legs, but they really move.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Don’t know why but that made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at October 09, 2023 08:07 PM (SQmE5)

119 Jesus will appear at the same place he ascended, but teh whole world will know it.

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2023 08:07 PM (NxC5+)

120 YD. Yep. I Can buy a filet and baked potato for less than a trip to mickeyD

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2023 08:08 PM (Zdz79)

121 Isn't His return supposed to be a bit more glorious? Those prayerful may need to do some more reading.
Posted by: mikeski

Just for the sake of argument, let's say He actually does return during our lifetimes. How would we know it is truly Him?

So, a random dude, whom looks like everyone else, exclaims, I am the One. We'd all say - Yeah, right buddy. I wouldn't ask for a show of miracles - that didn't work out too good for some of the Pharisees.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 08:08 PM (gPomr)

122 Isn't His return supposed to be a bit more glorious? Those prayerful may need to do some more reading.
Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2023 08:03 PM (DgGvY)

Heh.

The Pope had recalled all the Church hierarchy to the Vatican for a special announcement. Once everyone was there he called for quiet. Then in a very serious voice he announced, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is Christ has returned!" Bells rang and the crowed cheered and wet with joy. Pope holds up his hands for quiet.
"The bad news is He is in Salt Lake City."

Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2023 08:08 PM (uSHSS)

123 Seeing as Slick Willie was quoted above on Gaza...

Quote tweet: Barack Obama @BarackObama 2h
All Americans should be horrified and outraged by the brazen terrorist attacks on Israel and the slaughter of innocent civilians. We grieve for those who died, pray for the safe return of those who’ve been held hostage, and stand squarely alongside our ally, Israel, as it dismantles Hamas. As we support Israel’s right to defend itself against terror, we must keep striving for a just and lasting peace for Israelis and Palestinians alike.

Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval 1h [a Hindu Indian covering the war]
Look who woke up!!! Read the last line of his tweet. He couldn’t bring himself to condemn terror without justifying it at the end.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 08:08 PM (krqg6)

124 Robert

More Cybertronic Spree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tc6UbEYI4M

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 08:09 PM (CI7Tw)

125 So I see that Pence blamed Trump (and somehow that Rameswamy candidate) for the attack on Israel.

I'm not entirely sure how the mechanics of that works, but I assume it involves saying pussy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at October 09, 2023 08:09 PM (6Y/Rl)

126 The voluntary interview was conducted at the White House over two days, Sunday and Monday, and concluded Monday,” White House spokesman, Ian Sams said in a statement...

"...President Biden states unequivocally that the Special Counsel made a spirited attempt at serving Our Sacred Democracy, but didn't even cup the balls. 2/10," Sam's continued.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2023 08:10 PM (0FoWg)

127 At the local Waffle House is a waitress who answers to 'Mushroom'. It's on her nameplate and everything.
Posted by: Tonypete

Asian gal? There was a woman at a sushi place in the Minneapolis suburbs who went by "Cherry." Probably got tired of us round-eyes mispronouncing "Sakura."

And I knew a Chinese woman who wouldn't do that because her given name would have been "Celery."
Posted by: mikeski could be 'Lordly Skier' at October 09, 2023 07:58 PM (DgGvY)

Celery is a fine name.

Posted by: Robert at October 09, 2023 08:10 PM (b4Oxl)

128 And I knew a Chinese woman who wouldn't do that because her given name would have been "Celery."
Posted by: mikeski could be 'Lordly Skier'
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She couldn't take the attention from all the stalkers.

HeyOhhhhhhhhh!!
Posted by: Tonypete
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Afraid of being a salted.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 08:11 PM (krqg6)

129 Just for the sake of argument, let's say He actually does return during our lifetimes. How would we know it is truly Him?

So, a random dude, whom looks like everyone else, exclaims, I am the One. We'd all say - Yeah, right buddy. I wouldn't ask for a show of miracles - that didn't work out too good for some of the Pharisees.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 08:08 PM (gPomr)


We know where He will land:

"And in that day His feet will stand on the Mount of Olives,
Which faces Jerusalem on the east.
And the Mount of Olives shall be split in two,
From east to west,
Making a very large valley;
Half of the mountain shall move toward the north
And half of it toward the south."

Zechariah 14:4.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 09, 2023 08:11 PM (PiwSw)

130 I'm not entirely sure how the mechanics of that works, but I assume it involves saying pussy.


It does involve pussy. Pence is a big twat.

Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2023 08:12 PM (2T8EG)

131
I need to introduce you to the mellifluous punk genius that was The Dead Milkmen.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 07:48 PM (xhaym)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AQCFa7OL3o

Country Punk from The Vandals for the win. I've been working on this song for weeks and still can't spit it. Tongue gets twisted.

Posted by: Reforger at October 09, 2023 08:12 PM (B705c)

132 What is it with these Bidens and their exposed genitalia? Is it Irish thing? Is it a pervert thing? Is it an East Coast thing? Too many intoxicants?

Fucking sick weird fucks.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 09, 2023 08:12 PM (KVGVf)

133 Had a very nice Octoberfest meal the other night-two types of sausages, Pork Chops, sauerkraut, red cabbage, potato pancakes, applesauce sour cream. It was enough for two meals-and one box of leftovers and shared between two people the price wasn't bad. What is the killer at restaurants is mixed drinks. I only had one, spouse can't drink but son has two. He doesn't drink very often at school unless he goes out with a friend, but it is more expensive with him here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2023 08:14 PM (RSbhh)

134 Apparently Rule 34 does not exist for the Biden family.

It would be redundant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 08:14 PM (CI7Tw)

135 Just for the sake of argument, let's say He actually does return during our lifetimes. How would we know it is truly Him?

--

It's my understanding that the next time He shows up there won't be too much confusion about it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at October 09, 2023 08:14 PM (6Y/Rl)

136 Fucking sick weird fucks.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 09, 2023 08:12 PM (KVGVf)

Dominance move against people they employ and control.
Sick f_____ but also small minded petty bullies that like to hurt people who can't fight back.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 08:15 PM (xhaym)

137 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tc6UbEYI4M
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 08:09 PM (CI7Tw)

I freakin' love that song.

Posted by: Robert at October 09, 2023 08:15 PM (b93Hl)

138 Is it Irish thing? Is it a pervert thing? Is it an East Coast thing?

No
Yes
No

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2023 08:15 PM (RSbhh)

139 My real name roughly translates 'intelligent rodent, cheerful and industrious', but I drink some so the picture is blurry.

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2023 08:15 PM (NxC5+)

140 What is it with these Bidens and their exposed genitalia? Is it Irish thing? Is it a pervert thing? Is it an East Coast thing? Too many intoxicants?

Fucking sick weird fucks.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October

They're Democrats.

Posted by: Mushroom Stamp at October 09, 2023 08:15 PM (g7pvv)

141 121 Isn't His return supposed to be a bit more glorious? Those prayerful may need to do some more reading.
Posted by: mikeski

Just for the sake of argument, let's say He actually does return during our lifetimes. How would we know it is truly Him?

So, a random dude, whom looks like everyone else, exclaims, I am the One. We'd all say - Yeah, right buddy. I wouldn't ask for a show of miracles - that didn't work out too good for some of the Pharisees.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 08:08 PM (gPomr)

Well there's supposed to be a pretender right beforehand that He beats. And the pretender will have been doing miracles and setting himself up as God. And then when Christ arrives it's supposed to be pretty dramatic.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 09, 2023 08:16 PM (eYoxG)

142 More nonviolent Gaza news, if you don't mind.

David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense @davereaboi 6h
Israel warning Gaza residents to evacuate to designated safe areas before the offensive begins. It’s far more humane than their enemies are—and it won’t win them any goodwill at all.

Quote tweet: OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical Oct 7
The IDF has issued specific instructions for residents in 7 areas of the Gaza Strip to evacuate to predetermined points. Targeted text messages are also outgoing.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 08:16 PM (krqg6)

143 I always say that the Brandons are like if an inbred white trash family of hill people went down to the ol' glory hole one sultry summer night, and stumbled across a swaying heap of coke, moonshine, and foreign currency.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2023 08:17 PM (0FoWg)

144 >>Dominance move against people they employ and control.
Sick f_____ but also small minded petty bullies that like to hurt people who can't fight back.

There is something really twisted about this family. It would be one thing if Joe was like this but his brother and now the next generation are just as bent. Not just a little but a lot.

There must have been some strange stuff going on in that Scanton home when they were kids.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2023 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

145 And then when Christ arrives it's supposed to be pretty dramatic.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

You just know some asshoe will be standing there with his phone videoing it to post on Instagram.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 08:18 PM (gPomr)

146 Nobody wants to see ancient dick and old man balls. Not even old men.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 08:18 PM (LOVUx)

147 Jesus will appear at the same place he ascended, but teh whole world will know it.
Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2023 08:07 PM (NxC5+)


Well, it will be on X which is the sign of the Church.
Right?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2023 08:18 PM (uSHSS)

148 I suspect the cheeseburgers are the same as most everything else, be it lasagna, hot dogs, etc. Everything seems easier and cheaper to make at home, but when you take into account buying the cheese, the onions, the lettuce, etc. for that one or two burger meal, it's more efficient to go grab one somewhere and not have to clean up.

I'm cheap AND have a family, so if I'm cooking I'm making food for that meal and at least one more for everyone, so I'll almost always choose the home cooking route. But I get it, especially for single folks.

What I don't get are the people who will pay an uber driver or whatever $30 to go and get a $5 hamburger for them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at October 09, 2023 08:19 PM (6Y/Rl)

149 LOL. The LDS say that Jesus and Satan are brothers.

Yikes.

Heretics.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 09, 2023 08:19 PM (8fpTj)

150 So I see that Pence blamed Trump (and somehow that Rameswamy candidate) for the attack on Israel.

I'm not entirely sure how the mechanics of that works, but I assume it involves saying pussy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at October 09, 2023 08:09 PM (6Y/Rl)

I saw Brain Kilmeade and Krispy Kream Chisty stretched the blame on the whole Hamas terror attack on Israel on Gaetz and the Republican 'Hateful Eight' on Fox this weekend - it was as incoherent, stupid and repugnant as you might imagine.

Posted by: Boswell at October 09, 2023 08:19 PM (K+UlC)

151 >>The IDF has issued specific instructions for residents in 7 areas of the Gaza Strip to evacuate to predetermined points. Targeted text messages are also outgoing.


Bomb those areas first.

Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2023 08:19 PM (EbesW)

152 71 I need to introduce you to the mellifluous punk genius that was The Dead Milkmen

https://youtu.be/xfTVoDP2iwA?si=nrBTa1Tic5efyVYB
Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 07:48 PM (xhaym)

I was introduced to them via their music video for "Punk Rock Girl" on the Jukebox Network (I didn't have cable growing up).

https://youtu.be/ELof8YM1zzU?t=5

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 09, 2023 08:19 PM (DTX3h)

153 Girl With The Dogs has lost her mind.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/QDWim5xPS4c

Posted by: Robert at October 09, 2023 08:19 PM (b93Hl)

154 There is something really twisted about this family. It would be one thing if Joe was like this but his brother and now the next generation are just as bent. Not just a little but a lot.

There must have been some strange stuff going on in that Scanton home when they were kids.
Posted by: JackStraw


__

I'm glad I'm not the only one to have started thinking this. I posted on an earlier thread that it's the entire family and generational, and that defies all odds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at October 09, 2023 08:20 PM (6Y/Rl)

155 Nobody wants to see ancient dick and old man balls. Not even old men.
Posted by: tcn in AK

SNORT!

Our 'Ettes are unlike any other group of women on earth.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 08:20 PM (gPomr)

156 Robert

That song and video is so much love and fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 08:20 PM (CI7Tw)

157 Muh NATO

ANKARA, Oct. 9 (Xinhua) -- Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan on Monday warned of a spiral of violence if Israel attack the people in the Gaza Strip collectively and indiscriminately.

Posted by: Mushroom Stamp at October 09, 2023 08:22 PM (g7pvv)

158 Nobody wants to see ancient dick and old man balls. Not even old men.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 08:18 PM (LOVUx)

I dunno. The Daily Mail article I read published some of the comments from OldManFagBalls.com or whatever the site is called.

Those dudes seemed to like Franky Brandon. Maybe he's the real "Big Guy."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2023 08:22 PM (0FoWg)

159 Dead Milkmen almost everything was enjoyed, but City of Mud was always high on my list.

https://tinyurl.com/ynczylfy

But Big Time Operator was my all time favorite.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at October 09, 2023 08:22 PM (6Y/Rl)

160 I amend what I said previously.

Girl With The Digs has lost her mind but has great tits.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/MiQFpCdZLKU

Posted by: Robert at October 09, 2023 08:22 PM (b93Hl)

161 That song and video is so much love and fun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 08:20 PM (CI7Tw)

And Weird Al was in it!

He's really just a lovely dude.

Posted by: Robert at October 09, 2023 08:23 PM (b93Hl)

162 You know what's between Henry Hill and his Pittsburgh guys?
Scranton.

Posted by: DaveA at October 09, 2023 08:23 PM (FhXTo)

163 8 Now that Ben Had's yen for yaks has been satisfied by Ace, do I still need to post yak jokes?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2023 07:25 PM (a3Q+t)
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Stop cracking those yaks.
I Llament the lack of Alpaca jokes.

Posted by: Ciampino - Carl from Jimmy Neutron at October 09, 2023 08:26 PM (qfLjt)

164 No no no

That was Weird Alan Smithee.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2023 08:28 PM (CI7Tw)

165 Former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) signaled Monday that he is open to being a consensus Speaker candidate if House Republicans cannot decide who will lead the legislative body.

Posted by: Mushroom Stamp at October 09, 2023 08:28 PM (g7pvv)

166 Girl With The Digs has lost her mind but has great tits.

-

I'm not familiar with her, but I assume it's why she wears those tops on monetized videos. I don't blame her. Men are easy to please.

I hear from a horrible, horrible person that the flip side of that is that women will allow men with money and power to "grab them by the pussy" if they believe it will provide an opportunity to live a coddled life of luxury and access to wealth.

It's weird how predictable both sexes are.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at October 09, 2023 08:29 PM (6Y/Rl)

167 @165

>>Former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) signaled Monday that he is open to being a consensus Speaker candidate if House Republicans cannot decide who will lead the legislative body.


That would be so on brand for Clown World that it must absolutely happen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 09, 2023 08:30 PM (XV/Pl)

168 I'll bet well over half of those who vote, either side with the Hamassholes in this or say "both sides are at fault and I just want it to stop."

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 09, 2023 08:30 PM (PwF3x)

169 That would work but it would be much easier to simply start the ferris wheel back up.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie

he climbed into the center of the wheel above the axel.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2023 08:31 PM (IG4Id)

170 This was an op to take out Bibi. What we see are thoroughly thought out plans put into motion by people in total control who don't want to be blamed for anything they do.
Clean hands is an obsession and policy goal.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 09, 2023 08:31 PM (Eeb9P)

171 Crack, yak, hackysack,
Big box of Crackerjack.
Grab a brush and paint it black,
Run like hell, this thing is whack.

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2023 08:32 PM (NxC5+)

172 Ciampino. Ya hungry?.Alpaca a lunch for you



Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2023 08:33 PM (Zdz79)

173 Blinken is telling Bibi that there is no ammo available and the Republicans won't get around to funding it for some time.
Why did the D's take out McCarthy? It fit their plans and left them clean.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 09, 2023 08:33 PM (Eeb9P)

174 @144

>>There is something really twisted about this family. It would be one thing if Joe was like this but his brother and now the next generation are just as bent. Not just a little but a lot.


Since it's uniform throughout the entire family means it's part of the whole tree.

Beau was more than likely an outlier, or more likely, was able to hide it better.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 09, 2023 08:34 PM (XV/Pl)

175 Speaking of, I saw that there is a woman who hammers nails into wood (I assume the men involved build whatever the project is) with her shirt off and filmed from behind. The Naked Carpenter or some such thing. No nudity, just a woman's naked back. Millions of views, and I'm sure she makes millions of dollars on youtube and other platforms.

I don't understand modern America at all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at October 09, 2023 08:34 PM (6Y/Rl)

176 Kindltot - I just introduced by 12 year old daughter to Stuart this past weekend. She loved it. Hilarious to see it referenced in a comment so shortly after.

Posted by: DPICM at October 09, 2023 08:34 PM (M2VUX)

177 Blinken is telling Bibi that there is no ammo available and the Republicans won't get around to funding it for some time.

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um , wut ?? link ?

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 08:36 PM (V13WU)

178 Obama hates Jews. He made it clear before, during and after his presidency. It is beyond any dispute. However, Jews voted for him in massive numbers, twice. It’s one of those things I will never understand.

Posted by: Montec at October 09, 2023 08:36 PM (vw367)

179 Beau was more than likely an outlier, or more likely, was able to hide it better.

--

Six or so months ago there was an article about Hunter allegedly sending Bo a text message telling him he was about to wreck his wife's vagina.

It's impossible to find now, of course. But Bo was allegedly alive when the alleged messages were allegedly sent.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at October 09, 2023 08:36 PM (6Y/Rl)

180 The top picture reference to Halloween reminds me Im seeing a lot of cars decorating jp. People love Halloween.
Best car decoration that I am not brave enough to try was by a colonel I knew. He took a mannequin's arm, put it in a shirt sleeve, bloodied it up, and placed it on the back of his car. Looked like a body in the car. MPs were not amused and pulled him and his wife over and at gun point, both were cuffed. (They were on their way to a party at the O Club.). MPs finally let them go.
Mrs Colonel was not happy!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2023 08:37 PM (uSHSS)

181 32 You could get reincarnated to Gary, Indiana.
Posted by: fd

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:34 PM (gPomr)
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Va bene, ma c'é almeno un cassetto libero dove posso depositare le mie speranze?

Posted by: Ciampino - Dante's guest at October 09, 2023 08:39 PM (qfLjt)

182 It's weird how predictable both sexes are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Make babies and make sure they survive to adulthood. It's been programmed in to each one of us since He said to "go forth, be fruitful, and multiply."

Best choice for men: Find a woman in her early 20's with child-bearing hips and a notable bosom.

Best choice for women: Find a man with enough status, money, and power that he can provide for his family in the worst of times. He's probably older than his early 20s.

Modern life has made this somewhat unnecessary, but you can't reprogram an animal in a couple generations.

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2023 08:39 PM (DgGvY)

183 Drinking Lemon & Hart Royal Navy rum. Aaarrrggghhh.

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2023 08:39 PM (NxC5+)

184 Even Meathead knows who RFK Jr. running hurts the most and it's not PDT.

Rob Reiner @robreiner
Bobby Kennedy Jr.’s announcement to run as an Independent is a dangerous and cynical move by wealthy Republicans to put Trump back in the WH. I talked with Bobby and told him that what he is doing could destroy American Democracy. He didn’t care.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 08:41 PM (krqg6)

185 That is my prediction of what is happening. We have been running down our ammo stocks for months with no effort to replenish.Why? We thought maybe Taiwan, but, it could be Israel that gets shafted first.
Everything we see is planned. There is no chaos. Thanos not Loki

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 09, 2023 08:42 PM (Eeb9P)

186 Drinking Lemon & Hart Royal Navy rum. Aaarrrggghhh.
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Do I have to keep an eye out for that brand?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 08:42 PM (krqg6)

187 172 Ciampino. Ya hungry?.Alpaca a lunch for you



Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2023 08:33 PM (Zdz79)
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I am and I bet you make great lunches.

Posted by: Ciampino - yacketty yak at October 09, 2023 08:42 PM (qfLjt)

188 Smart People: We have to help Ukraine no matter what they started!

Same Smart People: Israel is on their own and it serves them right!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hamas is using American weapons to murder Jews at October 09, 2023 08:43 PM (6Y/Rl)

189 184: it's not that Bobby Kennedy didn't care, Reiner. It's that he knows you're a hack with an IQ of a turnip.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 09, 2023 08:44 PM (sAmhv)

190 Looks like Ian has been huffing Graphene again.

Dude, lay off the stuff.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 09, 2023 08:44 PM (XV/Pl)

191 > However, Jews voted for him in massive numbers, twice. It’s one of those things I will never understand.


They are Democrats first, Jews second

Posted by: DB - at October 09, 2023 08:44 PM (geLO8)

192 You could get reincarnated to Gary, Indiana.

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Not quite Gaza strip, but there are similarities.

Posted by: Merrick in DC at October 09, 2023 08:44 PM (8AONa)

193 Does Rob Reiner have a better idea or does he seriously think Biden is good for American Democracy?

Posted by: Emmie at October 09, 2023 08:45 PM (Sf2cq)

194 Off, spiteful troll AG sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 09, 2023 08:45 PM (8AONa)

195 Va bene, ma c'é almeno un cassetto libero dove posso depositare le mie speranze?
Posted by: Ciampino - Dante's guest


Yes! That would be in the Hope Chest.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 08:47 PM (gPomr)

196 @179

>>It's impossible to find now, of course. But Bo was allegedly alive when the alleged messages were allegedly sent.

What a charming family.

It's an entire family composed of Daniel Plainviews.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 09, 2023 08:49 PM (XV/Pl)

197 AndyCanuck., I say keep an eye, two eyes, on it. I've had 3 doubles, and I'm ready to dive in among sharks. Or climb aloft in a hurricane.

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2023 08:49 PM (NxC5+)

198 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 2h
Rep. Rashida Tlaib is flying a Palestinian flag and an LGBTQ pride flag outside her office. Who wants to tell her?
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I don't feel like searching for it but I saw an Xtweet someplace today about a Republican Congressman wanting to pass an order of some type to stop non-US flags from adorning Congressional offices' hallways to get her terror flag removed.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 08:49 PM (krqg6)

199 He's a Meat Head!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2023 08:50 PM (63Dwl)

200 197 AndyCanuck., I say keep an eye, two eyes, on it. I've had 3 doubles, and I'm ready to dive in among sharks. Or climb aloft in a hurricane.
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Aaaaargh! Too blotto to see an eyepatch joke in front of your own eyes!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 08:51 PM (krqg6)

201 195 Va bene, ma c'é almeno un cassetto libero dove posso depositare le mie speranze?
Posted by: Ciampino - Dante's guest


Yes! That would be in the Hope Chest.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 08:47 PM (gPomr)
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Okay, you win the round.

Posted by: Ciampino - il tuo turno é quadrato at October 09, 2023 08:51 PM (qfLjt)

202 He's a Meat Head!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Who would have thought that he'd be an even bigger douchebag than the character he played.

Now that I think about it, he probably had to tone down his baseline personality to play the Meathead.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 08:52 PM (gPomr)

203 Now that I think about it, he probably had to tone down his baseline personality to play the Meathead.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 08:52 PM (gPomr)
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It's a head-scratcher that he directed some of the best movies of the '80s.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 09, 2023 08:53 PM (ScR16)

204 The IDF has issued specific instructions for residents in 7 areas of the Gaza Strip to evacuate to predetermined points. Targeted text messages are also outgoing.


Bomb those areas first.
Posted by: garrett


Exactly. "Line up here you inbred f*cks!"

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2023 08:54 PM (X98Jy)

205 Pixy, the Name field won't allow an accented character, just ASCII 32-127. Bummer. Is it fixable?

Posted by: Ciampino - yacketty yaks at October 09, 2023 08:54 PM (qfLjt)

206 Meathead is one hell of a narcissist. Whaaaaa? Someone didn’t take MY advice? How dare he.

Posted by: Montec at October 09, 2023 08:55 PM (vw367)

207 Pixy, the Name field won't allow an accented character, just ASCII 32-127. Bummer. Is it fixable?
Posted by: Ciampino - yacketty yaks at October 09, 2023 08:54 PM (qfLjt)
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Precede the ASCII number with &# .

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 09, 2023 08:56 PM (ScR16)

208 Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 2h
WH Staffer: Biden keeps bringing up Ukraine during briefings on Israel, he’s getting the 2 wars mixed up. Austin barely showing up to them anymore, Blinken making more decisions than anyone
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Just like English Peninsular War veteran Lord Raglan always calling the new Crimean War Russian enemy "the French", with ADCs always having to correct him, especially when issuing verbal orders.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 08:56 PM (krqg6)

209 Ahh, Captain Obvious @ 203-
Blinf hog, acorn. Axiomatic.

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2023 08:56 PM (NxC5+)

210 The WEF wants Bibi to commit to a wider war so he can fail. The opposition will come in and all will be right in the world. This is an WEF organized op against Bibi.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 09, 2023 07:31 PM (Eeb9P)

Bibi needs to order Mossad: "Bring me the heads of Klaus Schwab, and his top 5 henchmen."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2023 08:58 PM (AVR2/)

211 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo 7h
I'm glad Joe Biden called a lid today. He had a long weekend and needs the rest.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 08:58 PM (krqg6)

212 However, Jews voted for him in massive numbers, twice. It’s one of those things I will never understand.

Jews are suicidal. Look at Israel's internal politics over time, for example. Not all Jewish folks. But a supermajority for sure. Self-gassing.

Posted by: The Lord Humungus seems like a reasonable man . . . at October 09, 2023 09:00 PM (KFhLj)

213 At the local Waffle House is a waitress who answers to 'Mushroom'. It's on her nameplate and everything.

I can't even . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:38 PM (gPomr)

She could be a cheap date. Keep her in the dark, and ...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2023 09:00 PM (AVR2/)

214 Babylon Bee

Emperor Hirohito Calls For Ceasefire After Bombing Of Pearl Harbor

Posted by: Montec at October 09, 2023 09:00 PM (vw367)

215 As if that tubby fascist pig gives a fuck about America or democracy.

Get lost, fatty - before somebody gets confused and cuts some bacon off your back.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2023 09:01 PM (0FoWg)

216 Bibi needs to order Mossad: "Bring me the heads of Klaus Schwab, and his top 5 henchmen."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2023 08:58 PM (AVR2/)

Not so sure the Mossad has Bibi’s back.

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at October 09, 2023 09:01 PM (omU9l)

217
Here in Wyoming winter is coming. Wildlife from the mountains are already moving to town, that includes moose. Stay away from the moose.


Posted by: four seasons at October 09, 2023 09:01 PM (ichPI)

218 However, Jews voted for him in massive numbers, twice. It’s one of those things I will never understand.
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this again ? how many times does this need to come up , from you , why does it fucking matter in the context of the what is going on in the Middle East ??

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:01 PM (V13WU)

219 For meathead, saving democracy means his side never loses.

Posted by: Montec at October 09, 2023 09:02 PM (vw367)

220 politics is local, not global

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:02 PM (V13WU)

221 153
'Girl With The Dogs has lost her mind.'

One can only speculate about the video they didn't release.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 09, 2023 09:02 PM (roH4R)

222 At the local Waffle House is a waitress who answers to 'Mushroom'. It's on her nameplate and everything.

I can't even . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:38 PM (gPomr)

She could be a cheap date. Keep her in the dark, and ...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2023 09:00 PM (AVR2/)
***

Rumor has it she goes wild on a pizza.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2023 09:02 PM (uSHSS)

223
this again ? how many times does this need to come up , from you , why does it fucking matter in the context of the what is going on in the Middle East ??
Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:01 PM (V13WU)

Nobody has yet to answer it. Other than “shut up” answers from you.

Posted by: Montec at October 09, 2023 09:03 PM (vw367)

224 At the local Waffle House is a waitress who answers to 'Mushroom'. It's on her nameplate and everything.

I can't even . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 07:38 PM (gPomr)

She could be a cheap date. Keep her in the dark, and ...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2023 09:00 PM (AVR2/)
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Rumor has it she goes wild on a pizza.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2023 09:02 PM (uSHSS)
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Does she have a a sister named Shiitake?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 09, 2023 09:03 PM (ScR16)

225 After missing 5000 rockets ready to be fired, not sure Mossad would find Klaus.

Posted by: Montec at October 09, 2023 09:04 PM (vw367)

226 I wonder what RFKjr was doing while meathead was yammering at him on the phone? Trimming his toenails, making a sammich. I doubt he was listening to that fat, sack of shyte v

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at October 09, 2023 09:04 PM (omU9l)

227 Rumor has it she goes wild on a pizza.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2023 09:02 PM

Now I'm hungry for a pepperoni and mushroom pizza.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2023 09:05 PM (aQy7p)

228 Bush II was also the first President that did not try to force Israel to kill itself to appease his arabs buddies, or to protect the lucrative oil contracts. Before that, Republican administrations were equivocating as good as the Europeans. Republican support only started after 9/11. And even then , the pressure on Sharon was immense.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:06 PM (V13WU)

229 At the local Waffle House is a waitress who answers to 'Mushroom'. It's on her nameplate and everything.
Posted by: Tonypete

She could be a cheap date. Keep her in the dark, and ...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Rumor has it she goes wild on a pizza.
Posted by: Diogenes

Does she have a a sister named Shiitake?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Yup. She's cute as a button.

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2023 09:07 PM (DgGvY)

230 228 Bush II was also the first President that did not try to force Israel to kill itself to appease his arabs buddies, or to protect the lucrative oil contracts. Before that, Republican administrations were equivocating as good as the Europeans. Republican support only started after 9/11. And even then , the pressure on Sharon was immense.
Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:06 PM (V13WU)

Nixon bailed them out.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 09, 2023 09:07 PM (eYoxG)

231 Seeing as Slick Willie was quoted above on Gaza...

Quote tweet: Barack Obama @BarackObama 2h
All Americans should be horrified and outraged by the brazen terrorist attacks on Israel and the slaughter of innocent civilians. We grieve for those who died, pray for the safe return of those who’ve been held hostage, and stand squarely alongside our ally, Israel, as it dismantles Hamas. As we support Israel’s right to defend itself against terror, we must keep striving for a just and lasting peace for Israelis and Palestinians alike.

Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval 1h [a Hindu Indian covering the war]
Look who woke up!!! Read the last line of his tweet. He couldn’t bring himself to condemn terror without justifying it at the end.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 08:08 PM (krqg6)


So the jew hating purple lipped one wants to lecture us on how we should feel about the hamas’s latest massacre of innocents!? Well, my response: “ Thanks dickhead, but I dont need your advice on how to react to barbaric atrocities, but the fact that you feel advice is needed makes me think you weren’t naturally and immediately horrified and outraged.”

Posted by: LASue at October 09, 2023 09:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

232 Nobody has yet to answer it. Other than “shut up” answers from you.
Posted by: Montec at October 09, 2023 09:03 PM (vw367)


It has been answered many , many times. You refuse to listen , to understand what is being said.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:09 PM (V13WU)

233 Time and time again, commenter Montec, the cobs, the commenter here explain and explain. What is your agenda in asking this every day ?

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:10 PM (V13WU)

234 214 Babylon Bee

Emperor Hirohito Calls For Ceasefire After Bombing Of Pearl Harbor
Posted by: Montec at October 09, 2023 09:00 PM (vw367)


Lol. I’m sure they were also ‘open to discussions’.

Posted by: LASue at October 09, 2023 09:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

235 I suspect that the answer is not what is being sought.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:11 PM (V13WU)

236 Nobody has yet to answer it. Other than “shut up” answers from you.
Posted by: Montec at October 09, 2023 09:03 PM (vw367)

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you wanted an answer.

I thought it was because you didn't care what the subject was as long as you could get your digs in, but I didn't think it proper to point out.


Was I wrong?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 09:13 PM (xhaym)

237 The IDF has issued specific instructions for residents in 7 areas of the Gaza Strip to evacuate to predetermined points. Targeted text messages are also outgoing.


Bomb those areas first.
Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2023 08:19 PM (EbesW)

Exactly. Because you know the Hamassholes will put themselves in the designated safe areas first.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2023 09:13 PM (9A3WR)

238 I don't feel like searching for it but I saw an Xtweet someplace today about a Republican Congressman wanting to pass an order of some type to stop non-US flags from adorning Congressional offices' hallways to get her terror flag removed.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 08:49 PM (krqg6)

I'd be fine with the sergeant at arms bitch-slapping her and burning the damned thing.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 09:15 PM (LOVUx)

239 Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval 21h
Iran’s desperate attempts to take credit for Hamas actions are getting massive pushback at home. Fans of one of Iran’s biggest football clubs - Persepolis chant “shove Palestine up your ass”. They risked a lot. Expressing “pro Israeli sentiments” is a crime in Iran

https://tinyurl.com/5ednwfnm

More good news:
Black hat @WorldObserver0 8h [a Hamasshole]
Yemeni Ansarullah: The UAE should have remained silent and not revealed its ugly face and stabbed the Palestinian resistance in the back.

The UAE is openly involved alongside the Israeli enemy in committing massacres against the Palestinian people

The Palestinian people won't tolerate any party that provides cover for Israeli aggression.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 09:16 PM (krqg6)

240 233 Time and time again, commenter Montec, the cobs, the commenter here explain and explain. What is your agenda in asking this every day ?
Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:10 PM (V13WU)

Well, I guess assholes are gonna asshole. He appears to be the guy who farts in the elevator, poops the party, and craps on his neighbor's yard. I expect he is a sad little troll, peeking out from under a bridge that goes over the sewage ditch.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 09:17 PM (LOVUx)

241 Mossad should smuggle a dozen "Hamas" rockets of their own, into the muzzie stockpiles.

With a very deeply hidden GPS guidance system, having the grid numbers for the Dome of the Rock burned into the chips.

Sure would love to see ol' Achmed's face when those birds blew their target to smithereens!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2023 09:18 PM (e6UQI)

242 No, that is not a "right-wing Internet rabbit hole." The (non-goose) goose-steppers were national SOCIALISTS. They were left-wingers. Sheesh.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at October 09, 2023 09:20 PM (wh9C3)

243
Come on people, it's the cafe. Can't we have one thread that doesn't involve infighting amongst the horde?

Posted by: four seasons at October 09, 2023 09:20 PM (ichPI)

244 This may strengthen the alignment between Israel and the Saudis.

Here's some food for thought. What would you do?
hamas lined up along road shooting at cars

https://tinyurl.com/bp77h465

https://nitter.net/OzraeliAvi/status/
1711523332838043755#m

Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2023 09:20 PM (Wpbgs)

245 Jim @ 241-
Amen and Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2023 09:20 PM (NxC5+)

246 243
Come on people, it's the cafe. Can't we have one thread that doesn't involve infighting amongst the horde?
Posted by: four seasons at October 09, 2023 09:20 PM (ichPI)

C'mon, 4 seasons, it is always open season on shitposting trolls.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 09:21 PM (LOVUx)

247 I thought Montec was Joe Xiden

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2023 09:22 PM (qMklK)

248 Come on people, it's the cafe. Can't we have one thread that doesn't involve infighting amongst the horde?
Posted by: four seasons

This is what we get for trying to do mushroom puns instead of fish puns.

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2023 09:22 PM (DgGvY)

249 This is what we get for trying to do mushroom puns instead of fish puns.
Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2023 09:22 PM (DgGvY)

Mushroom puns are totally immorel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2023 09:23 PM (9A3WR)

250 247 I thought Montec was Joe Xiden
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2023 09:22 PM (qMklK)

I don't think Montec is smart enough to be Joe Xiden.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 09:24 PM (LOVUx)

251 Netanyahu already said they are going to remake the ME.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:25 PM (V13WU)

252 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.

For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 09, 2023 09:25 PM (mE7cY)

253 Beef and mushrooms in wine sauce over rice for dinner. Serious comfort food. So glad I canned a mess of that up this fall. Even the carrots tasted delightful.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 09:26 PM (LOVUx)

254 For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 09, 2023 09:25 PM (mE7cY)

Should probably add the part about "You probably won't like it much. Now would be a good time to get thee unto confession."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 09:27 PM (LOVUx)

255
Carrots add a bit of sweetness. Always good.

Posted by: four seasons at October 09, 2023 09:27 PM (ichPI)

256 Come on people, it's the cafe. Can't we have one thread that doesn't involve infighting amongst the horde?

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ah, a newbie ! welcome !

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:28 PM (V13WU)

257 Beef and mushrooms are the peanut butter and jelly of food.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2023 09:29 PM (0FoWg)

258 Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 09:26 PM (LOVUx)

I’m hungry and that’s not helping. I hope you enjoyed it though. Bon Appetite!

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at October 09, 2023 09:29 PM (omU9l)

259 Come on people, it's the cafe. Can't we have one thread that doesn't involve infighting amongst the horde?

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ah, a newbie ! welcome !
Posted by: runner

Beat me to it runner!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2023 09:30 PM (gPomr)

260 My Joy of Cooking book explains that a cook surreptitiously examining a nice shelf of home canned food is nearly as satisfying as a new, becoming hat.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 09:31 PM (LOVUx)

261 I thought Montec was Joe Xiden

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2023 09:22 PM (qMklK)

Yes.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 09, 2023 09:33 PM (hCzfy)

262 Beef and mushrooms.
Yum! I had homemade chili. It's getting darker earlier and we have some moisture spitting a little.

I love this time of year.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2023 09:33 PM (OnhE9)

263 It's rather like my 1959 Singer Slant-O-Matic Sewing Machine book telling me I'm the perfect model of the modern woman.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 09:34 PM (LOVUx)

264

Not a newbie, mostly lurker. We all need some lightardiness in our lives during these trying times.

Posted by: four seasons at October 09, 2023 09:35 PM (ichPI)

265 One thing I am reading is that there is talk about a "unity government" in Israel. I don't know what that is , and what you drink with it, but a dude who was a defense minister in the previous government is the candidate.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:35 PM (V13WU)

266 I love this time of year.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2023 09:33 PM (OnhE9)

I put up several pints of chili with pinto beans. Also, several pints of French onion soup. I think we will be eating well this fall into winter.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 09:35 PM (LOVUx)

267 We will have to fight. Inevitable. Accept it.

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2023 09:35 PM (NxC5+)

268 47 I thought Montec was Joe Xiden
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2023 09:22 PM (qMklK)

I don't think Montec is smart enough to be Joe Xiden.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 09, 2023 09:24 PM (LOVUx)

Lumpy Fetterman’s slower brother.

Posted by: LASue at October 09, 2023 09:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

269 TCN I guess I am going to have to start canning things other than fruits and green beans

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 09:38 PM (xhaym)

270 I don't mind fighting. Waiting is what i hate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2023 09:39 PM (S6gqv)

271 I put up several pints of chili with pinto beans.
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When is carrot season in Alaska?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 09:39 PM (krqg6)

272 When is carrot season in Alaska?
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 09:39 PM (krqg6)

Antlers or antlerless?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2023 09:39 PM (9A3WR)

273 @omriceren 2h

Team Biden came into office determined to dismantle pressure on Iran. They put in charge a long-time Hamas sympathizer linked to a regime spy ring. Now Iran is within reach of a nuclear arsenal and Iran terror groups have put the Mideast on the brink of regional war.

54m
The militant group behind the surprise weekend attack on Israel received crucial aid from Iranian allies who provided military training and logistical help as well as tens of millions of dollars for weapons, current and former intelligence officials said. wapo.st/3ZPn6wT

Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2023 09:40 PM (Wpbgs)

274 When is carrot season in Alaska?
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 09:39 PM (krqg6)

Right after wabbit season.

Posted by: Elmer J. Fudd at October 09, 2023 09:40 PM (4I/2K)

275 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Pi7BVGy_8

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2023 09:43 PM (8sMut)

276 Ha, ha. I've visited the sockpuppet h0tma1l account I have for the first time in years and there 9,968 Disqus emails in it that I'm busy deleting now -- twice!

The first time to get them out of the active files and a second emptying the deleted ones from the garbage bin! Oddly enough, only 3 emails marked as Junk that I haven't gotten to blocking yet.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 09:44 PM (krqg6)

277 265 One thing I am reading is that there is talk about a "unity government" in Israel. I don't know what that is , and what you drink with it, but a dude who was a defense minister in the previous government is the candidate.
Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:35 PM (V13WU)

Since this is a parliamentary government, think Britain in WWII. PM Churchill was the head of a unity government and had ministers and department heads from the Tories, Liberals and Labour throughout. Indeed, it should be remembered that the Tories did not trust Churchill and that many of them wanted to stick with PM Chamberlain. Labour insisted on Chamberlain being replaced as the price of joining in a unity government.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2023 09:46 PM (8sMut)

278 Here, this ex Defense minister, who might joint the coalition, "In December 2021, Gantz described the Islamic Republic of Iran as "the biggest threat to the global and regional peace and stability"". His background is special forces. He trained in the US with Army Special forces too. "Exchange program"....

bomb, bomb, bomb Iran...it is poison to the world

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:46 PM (V13WU)

279 Last year I dried a mess of mushrooms in the dehydrator I made, on the back porch, and this Fall, now that it rained a second time, I have a bunch of the same oyster mushrooms popping up in the grass in front of the dryer.

I will probably dry another batch and seed them all into the woods down the way on the hope that I will have some growing next year.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 09:47 PM (xhaym)

280 Labour insisted on Chamberlain being replaced as the price of joining in a unity government.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2023 09:46 PM (8sMut)

yeah, crazy stuff

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:48 PM (V13WU)

281 I get 20 and 30 something single moms fawning over me. Like all the time and I'm 53 going on 60.
I'll be somewhere like a McD's play place reading the grands the riot act about manners and pushing and such and soon I'll have every single mom in there starry eyed.
Their kids listening to me and behaving.
Wife hates it. "You just walk into a place and every kid in there thinks your his or her dad."
I think these ladies these days all just want a dad for their kids but "men" are so feminized these days women don't see a father figure in them.

Don't remember who I was responding to here, had to leave but I'll throw it out there 20 minutes or so after.

For shits and giggles.

Posted by: Reforger at October 09, 2023 09:48 PM (B705c)

282 small thing but damn that Phillies - braves game did not end well (for me)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 09, 2023 09:48 PM (AcWfM)

283 BTW, Kindltot, there was a media story about AI writing a book on picking mushrooms in the wild that was full of fatal misinformation in it.

||AI Authors are Penning Hazardous Mushroom Collecting Guides Available ...
Sep 2, 2023 Several wild mushroom-picking guidebooks being sold on Amazon have been identified as potentially dangerous due to their inaccurate content. An analysis conducted by originality.ai, a firm specializing in detecting AI-written content, found that four of these books were most likely written by an artificial intelligence-powered chatbot like ChatGPT.

Experts in mycology, the study of mushrooms, have criticized these books for promoting flawed methods of mushroom identification that could lead to health problems. For example, some of the books suggest relying on smell and taste as identification methods, which is strongly discouraged as it can be dangerous.||

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 09:51 PM (krqg6)

284 It's rather like my 1959 Singer Slant-O-Matic Sewing Machine book telling me I'm the perfect model of the modern woman.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Is a Slant-O-Matic Sewing Machine a lacist?

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2023 09:52 PM (DgGvY)

285 242 No, that is not a "right-wing Internet rabbit hole." The (non-goose) goose-steppers were national SOCIALISTS. They were left-wingers. Sheesh.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at October 09, 2023 09:20 PM (wh9C3)

Another person who REFUSES to LEARN.

So, according to your logic, the German Democratic Republic was a multiparty representative republic, right?

So, if the NSDAP was on the Left, as I am repeatedly assured was the case, why didn't they form a coalition with the KPD and SPD? Hell, why were BOTH RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES when the NSDAP took over? Why were the KPD and NSDAP getting into street battles?

Communists HATE - HATE -private property. Why was private property permitted in the Third Reich?

Besides, all of this fails one important thing: both the Nazis and Communists are totalitarians, and the coin of totalitarianism, no matter what side it is, is EVIL.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2023 09:53 PM (8sMut)

286 Just watched XMen. Never get that 2 hours back, but at least I was drunk.

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2023 09:53 PM (NxC5+)

287 When is carrot season in Alaska?
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 09:39 PM (krqg6)

Right after wabbit season.
Posted by: Elmer J. Fudd

Just before Duck season!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 09, 2023 09:53 PM (mNmNo)

288 280 Labour insisted on Chamberlain being replaced as the price of joining in a unity government.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2023 09:46 PM (8sMut)

yeah, crazy stuff
Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:48 PM (V13WU)

Another link between the UK and Israel:

Neither country has a single document constitution.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2023 09:55 PM (8sMut)

289 Experts in mycology, the study of mushrooms, have criticized these books for promoting flawed methods of mushroom identification that could lead to health problems. For example, some of the books suggest relying on smell and taste as identification methods, which is strongly discouraged as it can be dangerous.||
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 09:51 PM (krqg6)

I don't eat wild mushrooms, I don't know what I am doing, and my wife gets near hysterical if she thinks I might. I do have friends who do gather mushrooms and I am happy to point them out for them.

AI however is not so much a tool as it is a system for lying. and making up imaginary sources.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 09:55 PM (xhaym)

290 For example, some of the books suggest relying on smell and taste as identification methods, which is strongly discouraged as it can be dangerous.
Posted by: andycanuck

"Does this taste like Death Cap to you?"

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2023 09:57 PM (DgGvY)

291 278 Here, this ex Defense minister, who might joint the coalition, "In December 2021, Gantz described the Islamic Republic of Iran as "the biggest threat to the global and regional peace and stability"". His background is special forces. He trained in the US with Army Special forces too. "Exchange program"....

bomb, bomb, bomb Iran...it is poison to the world
Posted by: runner at October 09, 2023 09:46 PM (V13WU)

I can't help but think that this is going on for another reason: our government's all out war on U.S. oil production. Notice that both Iran and Russia were relatively docile when an evil Orange Man was in government. (Because he was more than happy to encourage U.S. oil production. I'm not gonna lie - I had my doubts on Trump, but he did a lot of things that proved to be quite smart. This might be top of the list.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2023 09:57 PM (8sMut)

292 -
I get 20 and 30 something single moms fawning over me. Like all the time and I'm 53 going on 60.
I'll be somewhere like a McD's play place reading the grands the riot act about manners and pushing and such and soon I'll have every single mom in there starry eyed.
Their kids listening to me and behaving.
Wife hates it. "You just walk into a place and every kid in there thinks your his or her dad."
I think these ladies these days all just want a dad for their kids but "men" are so feminized these days women don't see a father figure in them.

Don't remember who I was responding to here, had to leave but I'll throw it out there 20 minutes or so after.

For shits and giggles.
Posted by: Reforger at October 09, 2023 09:48 PM
--

Try zipping up. Nowadays the sight of a real life penis, however modest, can tilt the world on its side. (outside of a school girl's bathroom)

Posted by: irright at October 09, 2023 09:57 PM (hM91B)

293 AI is Alice in Womderland. It means what I say it means.

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2023 09:58 PM (NxC5+)

294 Not gonna lie, that picture looked like the San Antonio Riverwalk at first, until I looked closer and saw the sidewalk.

I had just woken up when I saw it, OK???

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2023 10:00 PM (8sMut)

295 Canada didn't have a written constitution until 1981-82 as well [from self-rule in 1867]. It's shit BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 10:00 PM (krqg6)

296 I am not sure there will ever be a call for a Japanese Weathergirl fan club.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZrrEFfZ3oI

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2023 10:01 PM (xhaym)

297 "Does this taste like Death Cap to you?"
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First thing I thought of too, Mike.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 10:01 PM (krqg6)

298 Shoot the duck!!! Shoot the duck!!! It's DUCK season!!!!

Posted by: daffy duck at October 09, 2023 10:02 PM (krqg6)

299 ONT is up
nood

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 10:03 PM (krqg6)

300 295 Canada didn't have a written constitution until 1981-82 as well [from self-rule in 1867]. It's shit BTW.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 09, 2023 10:00 PM (krqg6)

Canadians spell "government" g-o-d. Canadians reject the idea of natural rights - you ONLY have rights that come from government, and they CAN, WILL, and MUST take them from you if it feels it necessary. (Just check the "Charter of Rights and Freedoms" - oh, and it sees group rights as infinitely greater than individual rights, like most Americans do.

Canadians believe in "peace, order and good government", never mind that there is NO SUCH THING as good government, even if kept to as small a size as possible. (Coffee City, TX anyone?) Canada is primed to turn into a violent, brutal police state. And you can see it right there in its documentation.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2023 10:11 PM (8sMut)

301 Canada actually has had a written Constitution since 1867; it was known for a long time as the British North America Act 1867 and is now the Constitution Act 1867. The only things that changed in 1982 was that the original Constitution Act was written at least partly by the Brits (though mostly by the Canadians), had to be approved by the Brits, and could only be amended by the Brits (although the UK never refused to pass any amendments requested by Canada.) Much of it is still in force, as it contains the basic structure of the government, and it is explicitly incorporated by the Constitution Act 1982, which ended the Brits' nominal power over changing the Constitution.

Posted by: Joe Smith at October 09, 2023 11:59 PM (QINni)

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