The Morning Rant, Zaius Be My Lucky Day Edition

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In the wake of my micturating this morning on the memory of this Josh Kruger "journalist" after karma ran over his dogma, a cute little troll who didn't have the courage to comment while the Morning Report thread was still active, left this more than a bit ironic little turdlet:

you people are gloating over the murders of people you disagree with or disapprove of

how are you any different from antifa or the people at DU

Posted by: someone at October 03, 2023 09:32 AM (QUGnw)

No punctuation, but at least the grammar was acceptable and he didn't hit the cap locks, or more importantly hurl personal attacks or threats. How are we different, he/she/it asks? I responded thus:

Because we're not the ones calling our political enemies cancer to be eradicated nor are we the ones engaging in acts of political repression up to and including violence to achieve absolute power.

"Someone" exactly like you who no doubt pays you pennies to troll here does.

I have a right to my justified rage. You do not nor do you have a right to wear the moldering skin suit of moral authority, strut, preen and demand respect. I on the other hand have actual moral authority. That said, I don't demand respect but neither will I take any quarter.

Why do I think I have the right to claim moral authority to take the position I do? Because among other things I am a first amendment absolutist. I have come to embrace allowing even the most abhorrent opinions and speech to be entered into the public discourse so long as there is an equal opportunity to counter and refute said speech with as much volume and frequency. "Someone" and his ilk do not. In fact, I welcome the opportunity because in the cold light of day, the truth ultimately does triumph. I wonder if he even wonders why I didn't ban him or erase the comment in the first place.

That's why Rush Limbaugh of blessed memory once said (paraphrasing) "The left doesn't want to level the playing field. They want to clear it. It's because in the arena of ideas they know they'll get wiped out every time."

Of course, the arena of ideas starts in the little leagues and minor leagues of kindergarten through high school and then into college. And so, the left has populated those arenas with referees who are rigging the outcome.

Minnesota’s new K-12 social studies standards — now in the final stages of rulemaking approval — exemplify this ideology. The standards add ethnic studies to the core social studies disciplines of history, civics, economics, and geography, and incorporate its concepts throughout. One ethnic studies “anchor standard,” titled “Resistance,” is typical. It requires students to “organize with others to resist systemic and coordinated exercises of power” against “marginalized,” oppressed groups.

These new standards and their related benchmarks prime youngsters to view American institutions with suspicion and hostility from the earliest grades. Kindergartners, for example, must “retell a story about an unfair experience that conveys a power imbalance.” First-graders must “identify examples of ethnicity, equality, liberation and systems of power and use those examples to construct meanings for those terms.”

High school students will be required to “analyze how caste systems based upon race, social class, and religion have been used to justify imperialism, colonization, warfare, and chattel slavery” and to “examine the construction of racialized hierarchies based on colorism and dominant European beauty standards and values.”

Even subjects like geography are shot through with extremist ethnic studies ideology.

Hence, even though this happened in the UK, you get nightmares like this:

Warren Thornton was literally in the midst of streaming an edition of his podcast The Real Truth on Sept. 24 when Bristol police officers came to his front door and demanded he speak with them.

The Liberal government of Canada is preparing its own version of this legislation that will target "disinformation" on the internet without even defining what disinformation is.

Thornton is a critic of NATO's escalation of the war in Ukraine and has posted several videos about Ukrainian attacks on Russian civilians and the secret existence of biolabs in Ukraine. He was also quick to report how a former Waffen-SS Nazi soldier was allowed to sit in the Canadian House of Commons Gallery during a speech by Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

Yaroslav Hunka acknowledged plaudits from former House Speaker Anthony Rota and waved as all Members of Parliament rose from their seats and gave the 98-year-old SS veteran a standing ovation.

Thornton had just broadcast news of Canada's international embarrassment when the police arrived.

Thornton was interviewing guest Fiona Ryan when the host just "vanished" about 20 minutes before the program was expected to end, she told The People's Voice.  Ryan was conversing with Johnee, who hosts the Café Revolution, a YouTube channel that reports from the front of the Russia-Ukraine War in Donetsk.

Thornton, after spending a night in jail, was released Monday. The police decided not to charge him.

In a post on Rumble, Thornton described his ordeal with police as "jolly interesting" and said he asked if he was being charged with anything except spreading "malinformation." The police said he was not.

"Jolly interesting" indeed. Much like the times we live in, per the Chinese proverb/warning. And this state-sponsored terrorism is happening more and more on this side of the pond as well.

For his part of a Gestapo-like raid in August of the town’s newspaper, the police chief of the town of Marion in Kansas, Gideon Cody, was suspended from his job on September 30, 2023 by the town’s mayor, Dave Mayfield.

Cody’s suspension is a reversal for the mayor, who previously said he would wait for results from a state police investigation before taking action. Vice-Mayor Ruth Herbel, whose home was also raided Aug. 11, praised Cody’s suspension as “the best thing that can happen to Marion right now” as the central Kansas town of about 1,900 people struggles to move forward under the national spotlight.

. . . The raid, which not only included the newspaper’s offices but the homes the town’s vice mayor, the newspaper’s 98-year-old owner, Joan Meyer (resulting in her death the next day from a heart attack), and one reporter.

As noted then, the raid was uncalled for on numerous levels. First, the search was an a priori attack and fundamentally illegal based on American jurisprudence. No crime by the newspaper had been committed. The alleged illegal release of the prvileged private information of a local restaurant owner, Kari Newell, was done by someone else, and when that information was sent to the newspaper it immediately contacted the police to report the possible crime. It did not publish that information, and in fact made it clear in public it would not.

Second, it appeared from evidence that chief Cody was simply acting as the hired thug of that restaurant owner, and might even have had his own personal reasons to raid the files of the newspaper and the vice mayor, to protect his own interests.

Cody’s suspension is only part of the pushback taking place. Almost immediately after the search the county’s prosecutor withdrew the search warrant, noting there was insufficient evidence to support it and thus returned all the seized items. The reporter whose home was searched subsequently sued Cody in federal court.

How are we different from DU and Antifa? Let me count the ways. But when DU, Antifa, rogue law enforcement and a rogue Junta demonize us and then try to shut us up, there is going to be a reaction.

There had better be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 11:00 AM




Comments

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1 Quite the monkey.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2023 11:00 AM (bw5YC)

2 Oh, I'll fetch them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2023 11:00 AM (bw5YC)

3



r/CambridgeMA

1 day ago
by
Benjamin621

Help borrowing forklift to ride a pumpkin down the Charles River
Hello! It is my life's dream to row a giant pumpkin down the Charles River and I have finally saved up enough money to purchase one, but I just found out from the pumpkin grower that I need a forklift to receive it (as it is 1000 pounds). I, unfortunately, do not have a forklift nor the ability to operate one, so I am asking for help from my fellow Cantabrigian.

If you can help me forklift the pumpkin on October 14th (just from the truck to the ground), I promise I will let you take a ride in the pumpkin boat as well! Please help a pumpkin-lover fulfill his dream! Also would love if you have any advice with any parts of this endeavor.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 03, 2023 11:01 AM (TGPs7)

4 Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius

Posted by: To the tune of Falco's Amadeus at October 03, 2023 11:01 AM (mYGo+)

5 Quite the monkey.

Dunno, he looks a bit ghey to me. Are ghey monkeys a thing?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2023 11:01 AM (I/Qkd)

6 Fetched them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2023 11:01 AM (bw5YC)

7 Ooo...future munkey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2023 11:01 AM (aQy7p)

8 Cool ape, JJ.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:01 AM (xTRSc)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

10
Dunno, he looks a bit ghey to me. Are ghey monkeys a thing?
Posted by: Archimedes

Bonobos.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2023 11:01 AM (bw5YC)

11 Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius,...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v4yuK2Uxzs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at October 03, 2023 11:01 AM (LvTSG)

12 How are we different? This is a fair question: because we can still engage the question and not dismiss it idly out of hand.

That we even think of the question to begin with is a major distinction.

I will admit, I have thought the same thing 'someone' made the comment about. It is a fair question JJ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 11:03 AM (zZu0s)

13 Is that a crack pipe?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 03, 2023 11:03 AM (l10hq)

14 Someone, find that guy a forklift...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 03, 2023 11:03 AM (TGPs7)

15 JJ has a bohemian monkey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 11:03 AM (zZu0s)

16 you people are gloating over the murders of people you disagree with or disapprove of
how are you any different from antifa or the people at DU

Posted by: someone at October 03, 2023 09:32 AM (QUGnw)



We understand and fear karma. We understand and fear God.

When karma reaches out and shows them God, who are we to not be entertained by the workings of an all powerful God Almighty?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)

17 Dunno, he looks a bit ghey to me. Are ghey monkeys a thing?
Posted by: Archimedes



I think Maurice Evans, who played him, was actually gay. At least, I don't think he ever married.

Still an awesome actor, though

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:03 AM (xTRSc)

18 Speech now, ideas later.

Posted by: BignJames at October 03, 2023 11:03 AM (AwYPR)

19 Imma go fuck around and find out. If anything cool happens I'll let you know.

Posted by: DanMan at October 03, 2023 11:04 AM (8uzBS)

20 Good morning JJ

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 03, 2023 11:05 AM (xcxpd)

21 >>Please help a pumpkin-lover fulfill his dream!


Sounds like he needs a Wood Bit and a little Soft Jazz, too.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2023 11:05 AM (TJKU9)

22 Now we're letting the Amish in?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:05 AM (FVME7)

23 I think Maurice Evans, who played him, was actually gay. At least, I don't think he ever married.

Still an awesome actor, though
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:03 AM (xTRSc)

I have never married, but love the vagina. This might well be a blessing since by taste in women goes firmly in the 'insane' direction. Busty and Insane- that's my type.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 11:05 AM (zZu0s)

24 For his part of a Gestapo-like raid in August of the town’s newspaper, the police chief of the town of Marion in Kansas

Y'know who else had a Gestapo?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 03, 2023 11:05 AM (e4lQj)

25 Josh Gates of Expedition Unknown may have an Indiana Jones fixation. He needs to lose a couple of pounds to pull it off.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 11:05 AM (h2KMk)

26 JJ with a morning rant?? Is this a first?

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2023 11:05 AM (cRUf9)

27 Dr. Zaius!

Can I play the piano anymore?

Posted by: Troy McClure at October 03, 2023 11:06 AM (G2KPu)

28 >>you people are gloating over the murders of people you disagree with or disapprove of
how are you any different from antifa or the people at DU


Recognizing the punchline in the Divine Comedy is NOT gloating.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2023 11:06 AM (TJKU9)

29 26 JJ with a morning rant?? Is this a first?
Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2023 11:05 AM (cRUf9)

Seems like he has, but different minkey, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 11:06 AM (zZu0s)

30 These new standards and their related benchmarks prime youngsters to view American institutions with suspicion and hostility from the earliest grades

Well, they should. Just not for the reasons the left says. Mistrust or distrust is not the enemy, leftism is. The right's ongoing gullibility about our institutions and reflexive defense of law and order is a problem, given that law and order is righed against the right.

Posted by: caesar should be buried at October 03, 2023 11:07 AM (KFhLj)

31 JJ with a morning rant?? Is this a first?
Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2023 11:05 AM (cRUf9)



I was a bit stunned by this as well......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)

32 JJ with a morning rant?? Is this a first?
Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2023 11:05 AM (cRUf9)

it's his birfday present to us...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 03, 2023 11:07 AM (nXhwP)

33
I was gonna say that someone can fuck off and kiss my dick, but I think he'd enjoy it too much.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 03, 2023 11:07 AM (n+4am)

34 I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.

Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:07 AM (zVcd6)

35
These two tenets are held simultaneously in certain circles

1) There's no book that's too dangerous for children to be exposed to.

2) There are millions of people, opinions, websites, podcasts, speakers, etc. that are too dangerous for adults to be exposed to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2023 11:08 AM (9mNHV)

36 Busty and Insane- that's my type.



Ah, an embracer of the extremes of the hot/crazy matrix...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:08 AM (xTRSc)

37 I love you, Dr. Zaius!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 03, 2023 11:08 AM (lqvOK)

38 This sounds disturbing for some reason...

Both Russia and the United States are conducting a Nationwide Test of their Emergency Alert Systems tomorrow on Wednesday October 4th; the Test in the U.S. is scheduled for 2:20pm EST and will include a Presidential Alert which can be seen/heard on TVs, Radios, and Cell Phones, while the Russian Test set to take place at an Unknown Time will include Alerts on TVs, Radios, and Cell Phones in addition to Sirens and Loud Speakers across the Country also being Tested.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2023 11:08 AM (2tUFv)

39 >>I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.


Turns out it was just a dream.

...and you were there, and you were there!

Posted by: Dorothy at October 03, 2023 11:08 AM (TJKU9)

40
I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:07 AM (zVcd6)


There was this tornado and Dorothy and Toto couldn't get to the shelter in time...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2023 11:09 AM (9mNHV)

41 Both Russia and the United States are conducting a Nationwide Test of their Emergency Alert Systems tomorrow on Wednesday October 4th; the Test in the U.S. is scheduled for 2:20pm EST and will include a Presidential Alert which can be seen/heard on TVs, Radios, and Cell Phones, while the Russian Test set to take place at an Unknown Time will include Alerts on TVs, Radios, and Cell Phones in addition to Sirens and Loud Speakers across the Country also being Tested.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2023 11:08 AM (2tUFv)




War Games?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

42 Busty and Insane- that's my type.

Ah, an embracer of the extremes of the hot/crazy matrix...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:08 AM (xTRSc)

I fully support this

unfortunately, it's also managed to bite me in the ass before...

and not in the good way...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 03, 2023 11:09 AM (nXhwP)

43 34 I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:07 AM (zVcd6)


Someone had the cops arrest an elderly newspaper owner because they didn't dig what she published. There are links in the article.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2023 11:09 AM (x0n13)

44 Kevin McCarthy
@SpeakerMcCarthy
Bring it on.

-
Bang a gong
Bring it on

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:09 AM (FVME7)

45 Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 03, 2023 11:01 AM

Cambridge.

Yeah, I got nuthin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2023 11:09 AM (aQy7p)

46
39/40

Horde mind strikes again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2023 11:10 AM (9mNHV)

47 *raises hand*

Yeah, I'm guilty of gloating. I celebrate the death and humiliation of people who hate me and want me dead. I hate my enemies.

I'm probably a bad person. I'm not losing any sleep over it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 03, 2023 11:10 AM (xcxpd)

48 I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.



John Brown and William Quantrill

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:10 AM (xTRSc)

49 Speaking of Ukraine

The DoD has admitted they do not have the money to replenish all the weapons we have sent to Ukraine for free.

Scotland is blowing more than 50,000 Pounds Sterling to restore a 14th Waffen SS POW chapel near Lockerbie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2023 11:10 AM (Mhex8)

50 I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:07 AM


They carried on, my wayward son.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2023 11:10 AM (aQy7p)

51 Recognizing the punchline in the Divine Comedy is NOT gloating.

Yeah, the meth-infused Leftist in Philly getting killed by one of his paramours, after repeatedly explaining how safe Philly is, is hilarious.

That's different from gloating.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2023 11:10 AM (2tUFv)

52 Because we're not the ones calling our political enemies cancer to be eradicated Oh fucking really. I see it every damn day.

Go ahead, do it. But don't be a pharisee about it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 03, 2023 11:10 AM (4PZHB)

53 Wasn't 'Bring it On!' some 90s teen girl movie?

Eliza Dushku? Or am I misremembering. And that redhead from Spiderman who seems to have disappeared...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 11:11 AM (zZu0s)

54 I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:07 AM

They carried on, my wayward son.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2023 11:10 AM (aQy7p)

'til they flew too high...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 03, 2023 11:11 AM (nXhwP)

55 The raid, which not only included the newspaper’s offices but the homes the town’s vice mayor, the newspaper’s 98-year-old owner, Joan Meyer (resulting in her death the next day from a heart attack), and one reporter.

She shouldn't have resisted. Obedience and obeisance, or death. Got what she deserved. Listen to AU-THOR-I-TIE!!

Posted by: Back the Blue! at October 03, 2023 11:11 AM (lR6tR)

56 Kevin McCarthy
@SpeakerMcCarthy
Bring it on.


Ew.

Eliza Dushku >>>>> Kevin McCarthy.

Posted by: spindrift at October 03, 2023 11:11 AM (G2KPu)

57 48 I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.
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John Brown and William Quantrill
-----------
Well John Brown started it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 11:11 AM (h2KMk)

58 Yes, Wiki says Maurice Evans never married, but that in itself doesn't mean he was DC rather than AC.

He did appear in a Man From U.N.C.L.E. episode in 1966, a two-parter that was made into a film released overseas, One of Our Spies Is Missing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 11:11 AM (J2vNu)

59 when "all due respect" equals "no respect at all"

Posted by: henry at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (JMDly)

60 And that redhead from Spiderman who seems to have disappeared...



Kirsten Dunst?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (xTRSc)

61 >>Eliza Dushku?


Few women could match her prowess in slow motion running.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (TJKU9)

62 And that redhead from Spiderman who seems to have disappeared...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 11:11 AM (zZu0s)

kirsten dunst?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (nXhwP)

63 50 I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:07 AM

They carried on, my wayward son.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2023 11:10 AM (aQy7p)

All we are is dust in the wind....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (xcxpd)

64
Kirsten Dunst?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (xTRSc)



She turned Japanese.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)

65 Redhead from Spiderman, Kirsten Dunst?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (Mhex8)

66 These two tenets are held simultaneously in certain circles

1) There's no book that's too dangerous for children to be exposed to.

2) There are millions of people, opinions, websites, podcasts, speakers, etc. that are too dangerous for adults to be exposed to.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2023 11:08 AM (9mNHV)
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I dunno.

I suspect the Left finds The Bible as way too dangerous for both children and adults. After all, it promotes certain standards in areas of life where the Left will accept no standards at all.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (YIVH2)

67 I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z

Posted by: Troy McClure redux at October 03, 2023 11:13 AM (lR6tR)

68 Mrs. McLuntz is such a tough guy!

Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:13 AM (zVcd6)

69 Nationwide test 2:20 EST.

Thanks for the warning. I'll have the tv, computer, and phone completely off at 10:20MST.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2023 11:13 AM (bw5YC)

70 Eliza Dushku?


Few women could match her prowess in slow motion running.
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (TJKU9)

I'll see your Eliza and raise you one Phoebe Cates...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 03, 2023 11:13 AM (nXhwP)

71 Kirsten Dunst!

https://tinyurl.com/55f8h8rh

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 11:13 AM (zZu0s)

72 Go ahead, do it. But don't be a pharisee about it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 03, 2023 11:10 AM (4PZHB)

Yes, we are incorrigible and ineducable, deplorable really. And yet you waste your precious time on us when Hot Air would almost certainly be properly appreciative of your intelligence and rectitude.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 03, 2023 11:13 AM (nC+QA)

73 I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023


***
These two minor-league thugs drove up to the Clutter farm, planning to empty the owner's safe, and things, well, got out of hand. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 11:13 AM (J2vNu)

74 Scotland is blowing more than 50,000 Pounds Sterling to restore a 14th Waffen SS POW chapel near Lockerbie.

It's not the 14th "Galician" Waffen SS division, Buster!

It's the "First Ukrainian Division" - the name was changed in the spring of 1945, for some reason.

And taking an oath to Adolph Hitler doesn't mean that you are a Nazi!

Get with the program!

Posted by: The Party Line! at October 03, 2023 11:14 AM (2tUFv)

75 *remembers Simpson's Planet of the Apes musical*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2023 11:14 AM (iupH6)

76 Kirsten Dunst?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (xTRSc)


She turned Japanese.


Don't know about that, but I think she has porked out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:14 AM (xTRSc)

77 Kirsten Dunst!

https://tinyurl.com/55f8h8rh
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023


***
The epitome of Girl Next Door

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 11:14 AM (J2vNu)

78 Eliza Dushku?


Few women could match her prowess in slow motion running.
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (TJKU9)

I'll see your Eliza and raise you one Phoebe Cates...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 03, 2023 11:13 AM (nXhwP)
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Female lifeguards from Baywatch have entered the chat...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2023 11:14 AM (YIVH2)

79
2:20 PM: "Air Raid Pearl Harbor. This Is No Drill"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2023 11:14 AM (9mNHV)

80 I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Montec

Well, a tornado took Dorothy and Toto to the wonderful world of Oz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:15 AM (FVME7)

81 The epitome of Girl Next Door
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 11:14 AM (J2vNu)

Yeah, she worked pretty well as Mary Jane Watson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 11:15 AM (zZu0s)

82 *remembers Simpson's Planet of the Apes musical*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2023 11:14 AM (iupH6)
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Ooh! Rock me, Dr. Zaius!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2023 11:15 AM (YIVH2)

83 I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023


***
All we are is dust in the wind. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 11:15 AM (J2vNu)

84 Bring it.
Oh it’s already been broughten.

Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:15 AM (zVcd6)

85 She turned Japanese.


Don't know about that, but I think she has porked out.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:14 AM (xTRSc)



https://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU?t=8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:16 AM (Zz0t1)

86 Kirsten Dunst had some of the nicest funbags in Hollyweird.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2023 11:16 AM (iupH6)

87 Kirsten Dunst?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (xTRSc)


She turned Japanese.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM


You really think so?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2023 11:16 AM (aQy7p)

88 "you people are gloating over the murders of people you disagree with or disapprove of"

==================

And?

Why shouldn't I gloat when fascists are killed as a result of the policies they support?

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 03, 2023 11:16 AM (i7Q7S)

89 *remembers Simpson's Planet of the Apes musical*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2023 11:14 AM (iupH6)
----
Ooh! Rock me, Dr. Zaius!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2023 11:15 AM (YIVH2)



You guys don't read the comments, do you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:16 AM (Zz0t1)

90 It's not the 14th "Galician" Waffen SS division, Buster!

It's the "First Ukrainian Division" - the name was changed in the spring of 1945, for some reason.

And taking an oath to Adolph Hitler doesn't mean that you are a Nazi!

Get with the program!


Nazis aren't real Nazis. U.S. Southerners are the real Nazis.

Posted by: stars and bars is a war crime because it's speech that is literal violence at October 03, 2023 11:17 AM (KFhLj)

91 Kirsten Dunst, lost, like pokies in the rain.

Posted by: Roy Batty at October 03, 2023 11:17 AM (SYTee)

92 I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023


***
Martin Sheen and Sissy Spacek took a "road trip" . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 11:17 AM (J2vNu)

93 Turning Japanese, I really think so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2023 11:17 AM (Mhex8)

94 >>68 Mrs. McLuntz is such a tough guy!
Posted by: Montec

That's why Trump loves him.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 03, 2023 11:17 AM (l10hq)

95
You really think so?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2023 11:16 AM (aQy7p)



No wonder it's dark.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)

96 Nice seeing JJ here

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2023 11:18 AM (PwMUS)

97 >>Turning Japanese, I really think so


That Vapors LP is killer.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2023 11:18 AM (TJKU9)

98
That Vapors LP is killer.
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2023 11:18 AM (TJKU9)



It's the 1/3 that gets ya.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

99 I think Dunst was in some Sophia Copolla movie that bombed, back in 2000s. That's the last thing I remember hearing about her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:19 AM (xTRSc)

100 Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll 9h
“How likely is it that cheating will affect the outcome of the next presidential election?”

All Voters -
Very Likely: 30%
Somewhat Likely: 24%
Somewhat Unlikely: 17%
Very Unlikely: 24%
Not Sure: 5%

David Boxenhorn @davidboxenhorn 8h
Of all the problems in the US, and you know I think that there are many, this is the biggest one. 54% of Americans think it's likely or very likely that cheating will affect the outcome of the next election. What are we doing about it? Nothing, as far as I can tell

It doesn't matter if you think that there was no cheating. It doesn't matter. What matters is that there was no cheating *and* that almost everyone is confident that there was no cheating. It's not good enough for elections to be fair, they also must be *seen* to be fair

And they can be. At minimum, voting should be done in small rooms with plenty of witnesses. Counting votes should be done in the same room, with witnesses, without moving the ballots. Many countries that have low levels of trust have trustworthy elections. There are ways to do it

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 03, 2023 11:19 AM (krqg6)

101 Past 100, so here's someone offering lessons in damage control to Jamaal Bowman.

https://tinyurl.com/766ejmfk

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2023 11:20 AM (I/Qkd)

102 1st Ukrainian?

A turd by any other name is still a turd.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2023 11:21 AM (Mhex8)

103 And they can be. At minimum, voting should be done in small rooms with plenty of witnesses. Counting votes should be done in the same room, with witnesses, without moving the ballots. Many countries that have low levels of trust have trustworthy elections. There are ways to do it
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 03, 2023 11:19 AM (krqg6)



What happens when one political party is removed from the room forcibly and suddenly numbers drastically change in one direction?

What then?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

104 Chyron here right now...

Central Texas police chief who led raid on small weekly newspaper has resigned after being suspended.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 03, 2023 11:21 AM (krqg6)

105 I think Dunst was in some Sophia Copolla movie that bombed, back in 2000s. That's the last thing I remember hearing about her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:19 AM (xTRSc)


She was in one of the seasons of Fargo. She played a halfwit, and it didn't really seem like a stretch for her.

Posted by: spindrift at October 03, 2023 11:21 AM (G2KPu)

106 This'll ruffle some feathers.

https://tinyurl.com/29fek247

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:21 AM (FVME7)

107 91 Kirsten Dunst, lost, like pokies in the rain.

high beams glittering off tannheuser gate?

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 03, 2023 11:21 AM (v3pYe)

108 "Kindergartners, for example, must 'retell a story about an unfair experience that conveys a power imbalance.'"

As the father of a kindergartner, I can tell you that children have a very keen sense of fairness.

Yes, it's all wrapped around getting the same size and color popsicle as her brother, but it's there.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2023 11:21 AM (KbCG3)

109 high beams glittering off tannheuser gate?

"There's a gate?" - Morons everywhere.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2023 11:22 AM (Mhex8)

110 Chyron here right now...

Central Texas police chief who led raid on small weekly newspaper has resigned after being suspended.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 03, 2023 11:21 AM


Update us when he suck starts his Glock.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2023 11:23 AM (aQy7p)

111 This'll ruffle some feathers.

https://tinyurl.com/29fek247
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:21 AM


Nice!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2023 11:24 AM (aQy7p)

112
It's not the 14th "Galician" Waffen SS division, Buster!

_________

No, no! It was the 14th "Galician" *Waffle* SS division. They just made delicious breakfasts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2023 11:24 AM (sFYEO)

113 RMBS

Or he is found dead behind a dumpster at the local truck stop.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2023 11:24 AM (Mhex8)

114 Central Texas police chief who led raid on small weekly newspaper has resigned after being suspended.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 03, 2023 11:21 AM (krqg6)

*Texas*?! Is this a different one than JJ was writing about?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 03, 2023 11:24 AM (nC+QA)

115 So Hunka was part of the 14th Atom Waffen SS Division?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2023 11:25 AM (Mhex8)

116 Waffon,
Waffoff,
Waffon, Waffoff,
the Waffer

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:25 AM (xTRSc)

117 116 Waffon,
Waffoff,
Waffon, Waffoff,
the Waffer
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:25 AM (xTRSc)


*nods sagely*

Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at October 03, 2023 11:26 AM (PiwSw)

118 What is "DU" ? ! ! !

Posted by: Marooned at October 03, 2023 11:27 AM (kt8QE)

119

The Gods Hate Kansas

www.kshs.org/km/items/view/505887

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2023 11:27 AM (63Dwl)

120
Waffon,
Waffoff,
Waffon, Waffoff,
the Waffer
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

_______

Waff on! Waff off! The Waffer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2023 11:27 AM (sFYEO)

121 I think Dunst was in some Sophia Copolla movie that bombed, back in 2000s. That's the last thing I remember hearing about her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023


***
She was in the remake of The Beguiled, with Nicole Kidman.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 11:27 AM (J2vNu)

122 Astronomers want to rename the Magellanic Cloud galaxies because of colonialism or diversity or whatever

-
The Big Ass Lizzo /Whoopie Cloud Galaxies?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:27 AM (FVME7)

123 The main Lefty sites aren't talking about Kruger much, but there have been a few things on Rep. Cueller.

Crime in Washington has become a growing concern since the pandemic, with carjackings in the area increasing dramatically in recent years. While there were only roughly 200 carjackings in the District and its inner-ring suburbs in 2018, there were more than 1,000 in 2022, according to a Washington Post analysis.

Growing crime has been a rallying point for conservative members of Congress, who challenged Washington’s home rule by blocking a city-led revising of its criminal code earlier this year. The proposal would have eliminated most minimum sentences and lowered maximum penalties for most crimes, including carjacking.


Deeply disappointed by the ridiculous amount of violent crime in my city. Nobody know what to do about it.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2023 11:27 AM (JCZqz)

124 Democratic Underground

Depleted Uranium

Same density of radioactive stupid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2023 11:27 AM (Mhex8)

125 What is "DU" ? ! ! !



$20, same as in the GULAG.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:27 AM (xTRSc)

126 Good rant JJ

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2023 11:27 AM (PwMUS)

127 66 I suspect the Left finds The Bible as way too dangerous for both children and adults. After all, it promotes certain standards in areas of life where the Left will accept no standards at all.

but mostly because of that pronographic song of solomon

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 03, 2023 11:27 AM (v3pYe)

128 Those who reject the Constitution are not then allowed to claim it's protections.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 03, 2023 11:28 AM (aD39U)

129 Central Texas police chief who led raid on small weekly newspaper has resigned after being suspended.

I'm pretty sure that's an error. The newspaper raid was in Kansas. The Texas one was where they had 50 full-time cops for a town of 250 - the world's biggest speed trap scam.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 03, 2023 11:28 AM (2ocoG)

130 RMBS

Or he is found dead behind a dumpster at the local truck stop.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2023 11:24 AM


The judges will also accept this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2023 11:28 AM (aQy7p)

131 That link is to the Babylon Bee, and it's well written and amusing, as usual with BB. Near the end, the author says: "So sure, you can rant about how Trump clearly needs a savior, and how [PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU GO RANT IN THE COMMENTS] some of the Trump crowd clearly needs to tone down the messiah worship comparing him to Christ...So instead of foaming at the mouth that Trump would dare invoke the name of Jesus because he's a mean orange man, I'm going to be over here enjoying that fool of a Took sharing his cheesy memes and all the cheesy-and-theologically-bonkers people praying for him with posts like this

Sounds like he's got something to make everyone mad.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2023 11:28 AM (I/Qkd)

132 This'll ruffle some feathers.

https://tinyurl.com/29fek247


I order my feathers pre-ruffled. Saves time.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 03, 2023 11:28 AM (nfrXX)

133 She was in the remake of The Beguiled, with Nicole Kidman.


Kirsten AND Nicole? Swoon...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:29 AM (xTRSc)

134 I'm pretty sure that's an error. The newspaper raid was in Kansas. The Texas one was where they had 50 full-time cops for a town of 250 - the world's biggest speed trap scam.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 03, 2023 11:28 AM (2ocoG)

The world's first government program that paid for itself.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2023 11:29 AM (KbCG3)

135 What is "DU" ? ! ! !
Posted by: Marooned

Democratic Underground, a site where crazy goes to recharge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:29 AM (FVME7)

136 Biggest difference between us and DU and antifa?

We’re not registered sex offenders.

At least I’m not, but I got my eyes on a few of you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2023 11:29 AM (JTwsP)

137 "Crime in Washington has become a growing concern since the pandemic, with carjackings in the area increasing dramatically in recent years. While there were only roughly 200 carjackings in the District and its inner-ring suburbs in 2018, there were more than 1,000 in 2022, according to a Washington Post analysis."

Yeah, since the pandemic.

Posted by: davidt at October 03, 2023 11:29 AM (SYTee)

138 A J.J. Sefton two-fer today. (J.J., thank you for staying on top of things so well.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 03, 2023 11:30 AM (qPw5n)

139 Deeply disappointed by the ridiculous amount of violent crime in my city. Nobody know what to do about it.

Oh, you stupid, stupid man.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2023 11:30 AM (I/Qkd)

140 When that phag Kruger's death was announced yesterday I laughed. As stated before, that phag would have no problem putting me in the gulag and having me kneel in front of a big ditch. Negotiations are over and have been for sometime. Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 03, 2023 11:30 AM (+J/Au)

141 Pokies in the rain and the Waffen SS?

This thread spans the distance!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 03, 2023 11:30 AM (6tRK7)

142 She was in the remake of The Beguiled, with Nicole Kidman.
*
Kirsten AND Nicole? Swoon...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 202


***
That's why I went to see it. I've never watched the original with Clint Eastwood, so I had no preconceived notions.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 11:30 AM (J2vNu)

143 Yeah like in previous thread.

Mr. Carson, low-T white boy on Malcolm X Blvd at 4am in NYC getting stabbed to death.

How was his murder 'unexpected' tell me that okay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2023 11:31 AM (Mhex8)

144 Oh, The Beguiled w/ Kirsten must have been the Sofia Coppola film someone mentioned.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 11:31 AM (J2vNu)

145 Kirsten Dunst, lost, like pokies in the rain.
high beams glittering off tannheuser gate?


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2023 11:32 AM (I/Qkd)

146 Or he is found dead behind a dumpster at the local truck stop.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2023 11:24 AM[/i[

Get your party pack at Quik Phil's!

Posted by: The Crazies at October 03, 2023 11:32 AM (/HDaX)

Posted by: The Crazies at October 03, 2023 11:32 AM (/HDaX)

148 That Vapors LP is killer.
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2023 11:18 AM (TJKU9)

LP vapors are killer.

Posted by: Especially in an enclosed and poorly ventilated space at October 03, 2023 11:32 AM (lR6tR)

149 118 What is "DU" ? ! ! !

Posted by: Marooned at October 03, 2023 11:27 AM (kt8QE)


The abyss that Nietzsche wrote about.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 03, 2023 11:32 AM (qPw5n)

150 No western democracy takes 2 weeks to count votes. France, UK, Canada, Norway, Israel, you name it. They know the results of an election in a few hours. No hidden boxes of ballots in a basement 7 days later.

The US election system is fucking absurd and gets worse every 2 years.

Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:33 AM (zVcd6)

151 You're tenacious & appreciated, J.J.

Chip Roy
@chiproytx
This hasn't made national news - it is horrific.

If Republicans (House and Senate) can't fight for border security NOW - they will never follow through.

Charges in alleged gang rape of 11-year-old girl at Bemidji home | http://kare11.com

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 03, 2023 11:33 AM (GshMh)

152 149 118 What is "DU" ? ! ! !

Posted by: Marooned at October 03, 2023 11:27 AM (kt8QE)

The abyss that Nietzsche wrote about.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 03, 2023 11:32 AM

No shit, there I was....surrounded by delusional, smug, self-righteous Lefty assholes...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2023 11:34 AM (JCZqz)

153 Oh, The Beguiled w/ Kirsten must have been the Sofia Coppola film someone mentioned.


That was me, Wolfus. I think the Coppola film was set in pre-revolutionary France.

I don't know what the Beguiled is about.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:34 AM (xTRSc)

154 Read this: https://tinyurl.com/3bmfydpf It's what they want. George Orwell, "How the Poor Die"

Posted by: jeff at October 03, 2023 11:34 AM (dByk/)

155 Democratic Underground

Cthulhu's crazy half-sibling.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2023 11:34 AM (Mhex8)

156 No shit, there I was....surrounded by delusional, smug, self-righteous Lefty assholes...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2023 11:34 AM (JCZqz)
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And yet you continue to go back. I admire your tenacity, courage, and resilience to the lunacy over there.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2023 11:35 AM (YIVH2)

157 JJ, I disagree. We ARE like Antifa or DU, and proudly so. It's long overdue that we adopt the tactics of our enemies. I don't care who started the fight (they did, with the conspiring of our own GOP).

But if we want to have any chance of winning, we have to fight and fight to win. There are no rules in a fight like this. We are already way way behind on points. It's time to whip out the flamethrower and fitty-cal and chop off heads.

So yea, I ODed on schadenfreude when I read about that loathesome cocksucker Kruger getting what he so richly deserved. I hope he suffered. I want pain. I want blood. If that makes me like antifa and DU, then so be it. I'll wear that with honor and not try to explain it away.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 03, 2023 11:35 AM (iFTx/)

158 Charges in alleged gang rape of 11-year-old girl at Bemidji home | http://kare11.com
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 03, 2023 11:33 AM (GshMh)



Sir, while an unfortunate incident, this is a small price to pay so our benefactors can save $2.75 an hour in labor costs.
- GOP

Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:36 AM (zVcd6)

159 nd yet you continue to go back. I admire your tenacity, courage, and resilience to the lunacy over there.



Reminds me of that line from "The Impossible Dream":

"To be willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:36 AM (xTRSc)

160 Nancy Pelosi's 'Sparks of Divinity'

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2023 11:37 AM (Mhex8)

161 Welp, Armenia has thrown completely in with the West, the EU, and the World Economic Forum - their legislature just ratified the Rome Statute and the International Criminal Court, which of course obligates them to arrest Vladimir Putin if he ever sets foot in Armenia.

I'm sure that will work out well for them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2023 11:37 AM (2tUFv)

162 You gotta love that PDJT tweets a Jesus meme in connection with his persecution. I too pray the Lord stands with Trump in his hour of need.

The lefties pretend to themselves their lawfare is somehow not a nakedly banana-republic level assault on America ("Muh norms!!"), but like "Rich Men North Of Richmond" says, "it is... you know that it is".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 03, 2023 11:37 AM (pwpAH)

163 I suspect the Left finds The Bible as way too dangerous for both children and adults. After all, it promotes certain standards in areas of life where the Left will accept no standards at all.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2023 11:12 AM (YIVH2)

There are parts that certain evangelical groups especially latched onto to justify beating the fuck out of their kids for everything all the time until they were terrified, unquestioningly obedient robots. That's no good. But there's plenty of good stuff in there too. Golden rule for example. No murdering or goat fucking, also good.

Posted by: Discernment is important at October 03, 2023 11:37 AM (lR6tR)

164 Kirsten Dunst, lost, like pokies in the rain.
Posted by: Roy Batty


The rain usually displays the pokies.....

Posted by: mikeski at October 03, 2023 11:37 AM (9GEc+)

165 I had some business at the VA Clinic this morning. It's brand new, yuge and luxurious. All kidding aside the place is scary efficient. I was talking to one of my contemporaries during a very short wait, and we both agreed how much better it was than the VA's old digs in the area. He said we sure as hell didn't have that asshole Biden to thank for it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 03, 2023 11:38 AM (0EOe9)

166 103 And they can be. At minimum, voting should be done in small rooms with plenty of witnesses. Counting votes should be done in the same room, with witnesses, without moving the ballots. Many countries that have low levels of trust have trustworthy elections. There are ways to do it
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 03, 2023 11:19 AM (krqg6)


What happens when one political party is removed from the room forcibly and suddenly numbers drastically change in one direction?

What then?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

Since I am a complete nerd, I have watched from time to time old UK election returns. Watch them.

Why? Because the ballots are counted in large rooms in full view of the cameras and, one presumes, the public.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 03, 2023 11:38 AM (8sMut)

167 MONKEY GOT HUMAN HANDS!!!!

Posted by: runner at October 03, 2023 11:38 AM (DOrlJ)

168 Welp, Armenia has thrown completely in with the West, the EU, and the World Economic Forum - their legislature just ratified the Rome Statute and the International Criminal Court, which of course obligates them to arrest Vladimir Putin if he ever sets foot in Armenia.

I'm sure that will work out well for them.



They're just looking for protection from the Azeris.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:38 AM (xTRSc)

169 If you think DU is bad, don’t go into /r/politics at Reddit. They make DU seem rational and sane.

Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:38 AM (zVcd6)

170 Sir, while an unfortunate incident, this is a small price to pay so our benefactors can save $2.75 an hour in labor costs.
- GOP
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:36 AM (zVcd6)

Because reducing/eradicating needless regulations and red tape, and making federal labor laws better and easier to follow, with a mind to reduce labor costs, is TOO HARD.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 03, 2023 11:39 AM (8sMut)

171 LP vapors are killer.

Posted by: Especially in an enclosed and poorly ventilated space at October 03, 2023 11:32 AM (lR6tR)

The day the disco music died...

Posted by: Don McLean at October 03, 2023 11:40 AM (hCzfy)

172
Why? Because the ballots are counted in large rooms in full view of the cameras and, one presumes, the public.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 03, 2023 11:38 AM (8sMut)

My county does that as well. There’s a ballot room with 24/7 cameras. All the counting is available to the public in real time.

Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:40 AM (zVcd6)

173 I liked the scene/s in the Chernobyl show where the Party men are resisting the scientist about evacuating Pripyat. They overrule his desperate pleas: "seal the city, let everyone die. It's important to prevent the spread of misinformation! Our power depends on the perception of our power!"

Then, within hours, the Swedes pick up on the massive flume of radiation, the Americans get sat photos of the devastated reactor core, and the cat is out of the bag. Now the misinformation is all over global media, and there's no point to killing everyone anymore - so they evacuate Pripyat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2023 11:40 AM (0FoWg)

174 Tom Hanks Warns Fans to “Beware” of a Dental Plan Ad Featuring an AI Version of Him

-
He's not getting paid!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:40 AM (FVME7)

175 UK government is asshoe.

Posted by: runner at October 03, 2023 11:41 AM (DOrlJ)

176 I'm pretty sure that's an error. The newspaper raid was in Kansas. The Texas one was where they had 50 full-time cops for a town of 250 - the world's biggest speed trap scam.
-----------------
Yes, it is KANSAS. The chyron just ran again.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 03, 2023 11:41 AM (krqg6)

177 166 103 I liked the election day voting in the mini series "Hatfields and McCoys" where it was done in a county fair atmosphere with lots of drinkin' and everybody armed.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 03, 2023 11:41 AM (0EOe9)

178 Just watch the first amendment audit videos on utube. The cops have been making shit up to charge people and intimidate them for nefarious purposes forever. The only thing that changed is the plethora of cell phones, allowing the disinfectant of sunlight to expose this thuggery.

The number of bullshit arrests, arraignments, then the dropping of charges astounds me. These fuckers have perfected the 'process is the punishment' tactic.

Qualified immunity needs to be stripped more often, to discourage this tyrannical behavior.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 03, 2023 11:41 AM (ufFY8)

179 If you think DU is bad, don’t go into /r/politics at Reddit. They make DU seem rational and sane.
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:38 AM (zVcd6)
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Confirmed...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2023 11:41 AM (YIVH2)

180 174 Tom Hanks Warns Fans to “Beware” of a Dental Plan Ad Featuring an AI Version of Him

-
He's not getting paid!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:40 AM (FVME7)

Lisa needs braces!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2023 11:41 AM (KbCG3)

181 Great! Somebody notified my off site boss that I am using the church to promote my campaign. I am NOT. I have had no campaign events at my church, nor will I. I have NOT and will NOT use any church funds or resources for my campaign. Only one person that goes to the church I serve is eligible to vote for me. I have not mentioned the name of the church I serve on the flyers-just that I am a UM pastor. Apparently you are allowed to run for office if you do it on your own time and don't mention that name the name of the church on promotional materials.

I just love the opposing party/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2023 11:42 AM (RSbhh)

182 "How are we different, he/she/it asks?"

Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'. We all know who killed ~150 million people and enslaved another few hundred million in the last 120 years or so, and it's not capitalist-leaning rugged individualists.

Now, I take a dim view of much of what the West in general and the US in particular has been up to since... well at least FDR, but until recently (1) they've been bush league compared to the old school commies and (2) were fostered by those same old school commies in the first place.

I've said this before; name calling and appealing to ethics is not going to make me feel bad about the Franco/Pinochet option. It is far too late for that. These people have demonstrated they're fundamentally unwilling to play nicely with others. I'm like DU? OK, that's nice, whatever. We're still going to toss your ass out of the helicopter.

Posted by: somedood at October 03, 2023 11:42 AM (BW9UA)

183 167 MONKEY GOT HUMAN HANDS!!!!

human fist > monkey fist

Posted by: dr. zaius at October 03, 2023 11:42 AM (v3pYe)

184 Qualified immunity needs to be stripped more often, to discourage this tyrannical behavior.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 03, 2023 11:41 AM (ufFY

But they keep us safe! Why do you hate us? Why do you hate AMERICA??!!

Posted by: Blue live matter. Ours don't. at October 03, 2023 11:42 AM (lR6tR)

185 Oh, The Beguiled w/ Kirsten must have been the Sofia Coppola film someone mentioned.
*
That was me, Wolfus. I think the Coppola film was set in pre-revolutionary France.

I don't know what the Beguiled is about.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023


***
Kind of a Southern Gothic story set during the Civil War.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 11:43 AM (J2vNu)

186 Waffon,
Waffoff,
Waffon, Waffoff,
the Waffer
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


If you don't stop waffing off, you'll go blind. not see.

Posted by: mikeski at October 03, 2023 11:43 AM (9GEc+)

187 158 Charges in alleged gang rape of 11-year-old girl at Bemidji home | http://kare11.com
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 03, 2023 11:33 AM (GshMh)



Sir, while an unfortunate incident, this is a small price to pay so our benefactors can save $2.75 an hour in labor costs.
- GOP
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:36 AM (zVcd6)
__________

$2.75? They would pay this price to save 25 cents an hour. It ain't their daughter, after all. When you are importing a new slave class, there's bound to be some dysfunction caused by the feral savages, ya know.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 03, 2023 11:43 AM (iFTx/)

188 Markets not happy ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2023 11:43 AM (bs+z0)

189 The beast must die!

Russell Brand Faces a Second U.K. Police Investigation for Harassment, Stalking

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:44 AM (FVME7)

190 174 Tom Hanks Warns Fans to “Beware” of a Dental Plan Ad Featuring an AI Version of Him

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He's not getting paid!


maybe he should think about getting a reverse mortgage, totally not a scheme to steal his house.

Posted by: ai version of tom selleck at October 03, 2023 11:44 AM (v3pYe)

191 I'm pretty sure that's an error. The newspaper raid was in Kansas.
-----------------
Yes, it is KANSAS. The chyron just ran again.


"Kansas, Texas, whatever."
-- Your Betters in the Media

Posted by: Oddbob at October 03, 2023 11:44 AM (nfrXX)

192 182 "How are we different, he/she/it asks?"

Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'. We all know who killed ~150 million people and enslaved another few hundred million in the last 120 years or so, and it's not capitalist-leaning rugged individualists.

Now, I take a dim view of much of what the West in general and the US in particular has been up to since... well at least FDR, but until recently (1) they've been bush league compared to the old school commies and (2) were fostered by those same old school commies in the first place.

I've said this before; name calling and appealing to ethics is not going to make me feel bad about the Franco/Pinochet option. It is far too late for that. These people have demonstrated they're fundamentally unwilling to play nicely with others. I'm like DU? OK, that's nice, whatever. We're still going to toss your ass out of the helicopter.
Posted by: somedood at October 03, 2023 11:42 AM (BW9UA)

For me, it's as simple as this:

I don't think they should die just because they exist. They do not share that same sentiment when aimed at us.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2023 11:44 AM (KbCG3)

193 "My county does that as well. There’s a ballot room with 24/7 cameras. All the counting is available to the public in real time.
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:40 AM (zVcd6)"

And?

We have them ballot stuffing on video - counting the same sets multiple times, pulling out mystery stacks without chain of custody, and opening airmail packages of "votes" from mainland chinese airmail companies... and what came of it? Nothing.

Posted by: somedood at October 03, 2023 11:45 AM (BW9UA)

194 Beguiled with Eastwood is a good film.

Posted by: davidt at October 03, 2023 11:45 AM (SYTee)

195 "As the father of a kindergartner, I can tell you that children have a very keen sense of fairness.

Yes, it's all wrapped around getting the same size and color popsicle as her brother, but it's there.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer"



My experience was fair at that age is them is them getting as much of more than anybody else of anything.

Posted by: Ripley at October 03, 2023 11:45 AM (JojsZ)

196 WEF never sleeps!

Posted by: runner at October 03, 2023 11:45 AM (DOrlJ)

197 Oh, The Beguiled w/ Kirsten must have been the Sofia Coppola film someone mentioned.
*
That was me, Wolfus. I think the Coppola film was set in pre-revolutionary France.

I don't know what the Beguiled is about.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023

***
Kind of a Southern Gothic story set during the Civil War.



Then I don't think it's the same as the Coppola movie I had in mind.

The Beguiled ounds a little like Cold Mountain, which also had Nicole in it. And Renne Zellweger.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:46 AM (xTRSc)

198 164 Kirsten Dunst, lost, like pokies in the rain.
Posted by: Roy Batty

The rain usually displays the pokies.....


the pokies usually make you lose track of the rain

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 03, 2023 11:46 AM (v3pYe)

199 They're just looking for protection from the Azeris.

For thirty years, Armenia was allied with Russia (which had a military base in Armenia), and Russia served to deter Azerbaijan from taking Nagorno-Karabakh.

Then Armenia acquired a pro-WEF prime minister (there's a picture of him with Soros), who decided to throw in with the West.

Since the West cares more about Azerbaijani oil than it cares about Armenia, the West didn't lift a finger or complain when Azerbaijan blitzed Nagorno-Karabakh out of existence.

Nagorno-Karabakh refugees are now 5% of the population of Armenia.

Oops.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2023 11:47 AM (2tUFv)

200 The beast must die!

Russell Brand Faces a Second U.K. Police Investigation for Harassment, Stalking

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:44 AM (FVME7)

Sounds like he's also been outed as a werewolf.

Someone get Peter Cushing.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 03, 2023 11:47 AM (hCzfy)

201 Kansas, Texas


Is that like Indiana, Pennsylvania?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:47 AM (xTRSc)

202 My eyes were down there.

Posted by: Upside Down Spiderman at October 03, 2023 11:47 AM (SYTee)

203 194 Beguiled with Eastwood is a good film.

my dinner with andre > beguiled with eastwood

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 03, 2023 11:47 AM (v3pYe)

204 Good morning Horde, thx for this post and the morning report JJ, you are doing yeoman work. Just read both posts after some early morning golf . The poster "someone" acts like the typical Rino saying "that's no who we are " . He doesn't understand that we don't revel in Kruger's death we point out the irony and try to make it a lesson to those who push leftist crap

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 03, 2023 11:48 AM (gZYFY)

205 Hiya

Posted by: JT at October 03, 2023 11:49 AM (T4tVD)

206 Biden Administration Reportedly Holding Up Israel-Saudi Peace; Wants Concessions to Palestinians

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All we are saying is give peace a chance.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:49 AM (FVME7)

207 Thanks JJ !

AGAIN !!!

Posted by: JT at October 03, 2023 11:49 AM (T4tVD)

208 JJ, you are doing yeoman work


JJ's doing Yeoman Rand?


Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:49 AM (xTRSc)

209 181. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2023 11:42 AM

So sorry, Fen. There seems no place to go to escape the meanness.

On the positive side, at least someone is afraid of your participation.

Stay the course.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 03, 2023 11:49 AM (GshMh)

210 Nagorno-Karabakh refugees are now 5% of the population of Armenia.

Hilarious headline from NPR:

Azerbaijan moves to reaffirm control of Nagorno-Karabakh as the Armenian exodus slows

The Armenian exodus has "slowed" since almost everyone has already left.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2023 11:49 AM (2tUFv)

211 191 I'm pretty sure that's an error. The newspaper raid was in Kansas.
-----------------
Yes, it is KANSAS. The chyron just ran again.

"Kansas, Texas, whatever."
-- Your Betters in the Media

Posted by: Oddbob at October 03, 2023 11:44 AM (nfrXX)

A soviet sputnik hit Africa
In India, Venezuela, in Texas, Kansas
It's falling fast, Peru too
It keeps coming, it keeps coming, it keeps coming

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 03, 2023 11:50 AM (wtvvX)

212 Nagorno-Karabakh refugees are now 5% of the population of Armenia.


===

They are ethnic Armenians. Who are moving back to the motherland.

Posted by: runner at October 03, 2023 11:50 AM (DOrlJ)

213 A small taste of the madness and virtue signaling one-upmanship: Please stop buying big plastic bottles of laundry detergent. They are ruining our planet, especially our oceans.

I mix borax with washing soda and use good quality environmentally friendly soap that you shave off, ( I use a potato peeler). They now suggest you boil the water first. I don't understand why and personally I never needed to do it. You can also make your own dryer sheets.


Thank you for this suggestion. I am the type that needs to be nagged about stuff like this.

You use a dryer??? This is a bit hypocritical.

Good lord. Maybe they rent a room with no space to hang drying clothes. No one can lead a pure life in the modern world. I’ll bet there are many places in your own life where you are a “hypocrite” to your own ideals. Do you drive a car or take a bus to work?

I didn't start the discussion so back off. We are solar all electric and I do walk to work…. And if you have room to make your own laundry soap you have room to air dry. We do it every vacation.

Oh, your vacation home is roomy enough to dry your laundry?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2023 11:50 AM (JCZqz)

214 Test

Posted by: rd at October 03, 2023 11:51 AM (L5l/2)

215
So yea, I ODed on schadenfreude when I read about that loathesome cocksucker Kruger getting what he so richly deserved. I hope he suffered. I want pain. I want blood. If that makes me like antifa and DU, then so be it. I'll wear that with honor and not try to explain it away.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 03, 2023 11:35 AM (iFTx/)




I AM INTRIGUED BY YOUR IDEAS AND WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 03, 2023 11:51 AM (n+4am)

216 Time to Tell America's Climate Cult “Stop!”

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Dude, that time was 30 years ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:51 AM (FVME7)

217 This Kruger fellow was part of the army that seeks to eliminate our freedoms (it would seem), though perhaps not directly part of the censorship apparatus.

Still, we are at war, and when an enemy dies of such "karma", it is worth noting the irony. Maintaining our own humility is still wise, but this case seems like it was Kruger's own haughtiness that brought him down. Or it was just random, but still ... it is fun to surmise.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 03, 2023 11:51 AM (Cus5s)

218 They are ethnic Armenians. Who are moving back to the motherland.



Can they take the Kardashians with them?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:51 AM (xTRSc)

219 43 34 I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:07 AM (zVcd6)

Someone had the cops arrest an elderly newspaper owner because they didn't dig what she published. There are links in the article.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
_______________

The newspaper in question is not afraid to report on controversial matters. Years back, it broke a story about a matter of importance to its readers and to a much larger area. The reporter sought both sides of the story. No other newspaper investigated on its own, but the AP was content to pretty much copy and paste the work of the Marion paper and never follow up.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at October 03, 2023 11:51 AM (gf7Ez)

220 I didn't start the discussion so back off. We are solar all electric and I do walk to work…. And if you have room to make your own laundry soap you have room to air dry. We do it every vacation.

Oh, your vacation home is roomy enough to dry your laundry?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2023 11:50 AM (JCZqz)

**Thinks about mentioning Prometheus

**Does his part in keeping thread Prometheus free

Posted by: Bizarro DU Commenter at October 03, 2023 11:52 AM (KbCG3)

221 Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 03, 2023 11:49 AM (GshMh)

Thanks, Tonight is our "debate" Please pray for us, if you're a praying person. I can't wait to see what they trot out next.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2023 11:52 AM (RSbhh)

222
Since I am a complete nerd, I have watched from time to time old UK election returns. Watch them.

Why? Because the ballots are counted in large rooms in full view of the cameras and, one presumes, the public.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 03, 2023 11:38 AM (8sMut)



And we have plenty of footage of people being removed, windows being covered and case after case of ballots pulled out from under tables........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)

223 how are you any different from antifa or the people at DU


--

Has anyone posted:

We're not employed or paid by the feds to burn stuff down and murder people.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at October 03, 2023 11:53 AM (DCtUF)

224 @221 FenelonSpoke: good luck and God bless. Prayers up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 03, 2023 11:54 AM (gZYFY)

225 They are ethnic Armenians. Who are moving back to the motherland.

After living in Nagorno-Karabakh for 2000 years.

The "motherland" keeps shrinking.

I suspect that most of the refugees will be joining the Armenian diaspora soon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2023 11:54 AM (2tUFv)

226 Thanks, Tonight is our "debate" Please pray for us, if you're a praying person. I can't wait to see what they trot out next.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I recommend Shakespeare quotes. Lots and lots of Shakespeare quotes.

No, seriously, Fen. Knock 'em dead.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:54 AM (xTRSc)

227 Thanks, Tonight is our "debate" Please pray for us, if you're a praying person. I can't wait to see what they trot out next.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

--

Tell the truth. Keep telling the truth. So long as you're telling the truth you can't get caught in a lie.

It's part of why the (R)s and (D)s hate Trump like they do.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at October 03, 2023 11:54 AM (DCtUF)

228 12 How are we different?

We're right. They're wrong.
They sell lies. We scramble after them to correct the record.
They want to dominate everyone. we want to be left alone.
They hit first. We hit back.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 03, 2023 11:55 AM (bVfY0)

229 Dr. Zaius, Dr. Fine, Dr. Zaius.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 03, 2023 11:55 AM (ScR16)

230 @213/Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison:

Yup. Crazy. The ouroboros eating its own tail, forever.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 03, 2023 11:55 AM (qPw5n)

231 Welp, Armenia has thrown completely in with the West, the EU, and the World Economic Forum - their legislature just ratified the Rome Statute and the International Criminal Court, which of course obligates them to arrest Vladimir Putin if he ever sets foot in Armenia.

I'm sure that will work out well for them.



They're just looking for protection from the Azeris.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:38 AM (xTRSc)
==
Well in fairness - the Azeris are in a position to wipe them out, so yeah, they had little choice. Such a wonderful part of the world where no one anywhere really knows where it all started - or why?

Posted by: Black JEM at October 03, 2023 11:55 AM (GZYu7)

232 Aljazzera News, Russia-Ukraine war live news, 14 minutes ago

‘Must keep their word’: US president demands Ukraine aid passage
President Biden has called on Republican House Speaker Kevin McCarthy to rush through new aid saying US support for Kyiv as it battles Russia’s invasion could not be interrupted “under any circumstances”.

“Speaker McCarthy and the majority of House Republicans must keep their word and secure passage of the support needed to help Ukraine as it defends itself,” Biden said on X, formerly Twitter.

“We are the indispensable nation in the world – let’s act like it.”

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 03, 2023 11:55 AM (GshMh)

233 Oh, your vacation home is roomy enough to dry your laundry?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2023 11:50 AM

It almost feels like the first Deadpool movie, and "so you had a refrigerator", except less funny, intelligent, and sexy.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2023 11:56 AM (JCZqz)

234 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2023 11:50 AM (JCZqz)

A little virtuousness one upsmanship?

Posted by: BignJames at October 03, 2023 11:56 AM (AwYPR)

235 Bullies hate it when you hit back.

Posted by: Tar Bae at October 03, 2023 11:56 AM (n+vGQ)

236 Thanks, Tonight is our "debate" Please pray for us, if you're a praying person. I can't wait to see what they trot out next.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

--

Tell the truth. Keep telling the truth. So long as you're telling the truth you can't get caught in a lie.

It's part of why the (R)s and (D)s hate Trump like they do.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine


^^^^^^^ THIS! A million times this.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2023 11:56 AM (9wVL0)

237 Well in fairness - the Azeris are in a position to wipe them out, so yeah, they had little choice.

Weird that the Azeris were deterred for thirty years, isn't it?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2023 11:56 AM (2tUFv)

238 I recommend Shakespeare quotes. Lots and lots of Shakespeare quotes.
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If reasons were plentiful as blackberries, I'd give no man reason upon compulsion, I!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 03, 2023 11:56 AM (ScR16)

239 Philip Bump
@pbump
The appointment of Laphonza Butler to the Senate is a good moment to note how rarely senators have not been White men.

-
Let Lollapalooza lollapalooza!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:56 AM (FVME7)

240 233 Oh, your vacation home is roomy enough to dry your laundry?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2023 11:50 AM

It almost feels like the first Deadpool movie, and "so you had a refrigerator", except less funny, intelligent, and sexy.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2023 11:56 AM (JCZqz)

Notice, the original comment said nothing about owning a vacation home. Pure projection.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2023 11:56 AM (KbCG3)

241 Please stop buying big plastic bottles of laundry detergent. They are ruining our planet, especially our oceans.

I mix borax with washing soda and use good quality environmentally friendly soap that you shave off

--

Wait, so I need to have three separate items shipped over from China that won't work as well as the single item designed to perform the task?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at October 03, 2023 11:56 AM (DCtUF)

242 I tried to watch Prometheus Last night. After about 15 minutes I thought this is just stupid and turned it off.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 03, 2023 11:57 AM (pohLc)

243 242 I tried to watch Prometheus Last night. After about 15 minutes I thought this is just stupid and turned it off.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 03, 2023 11:57 AM (pohLc)

If you say that three times in a mirror, TJM pops up behind you and tells you all the ways you're unbangable.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2023 11:58 AM (KbCG3)

244 In Cali, grade school education not only includes ethnic studies (white people are bad) but gay sex education and now union education. Little kids will take a week to learn all about unions and workplace "rights" and how to form and join unions.

Posted by: PJ at October 03, 2023 11:58 AM (G1dq6)

245 Can they take the Kardashians with them?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:51 AM (xTRSc)


Sigh, probably not.

Posted by: runner at October 03, 2023 11:58 AM (DOrlJ)

246 >>@pbump
The appointment of Laphonza Butler to the Senate is a good moment to note how rarely senators have not been White men.


What a stupid twat.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2023 11:58 AM (ZLI7S)

247 @pbump
The appointment of Laphonza Butler to the Senate is a good moment to note how rarely senators have not been White men.



Funny he doesn't notice the fact that it's an illegal appointment because she doesn't live nor vote in the district she now represents. As long as it's the right skin color.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)

248 Then I don't think it's the same as the Coppola movie I had in mind.

The Beguiled ounds a little like Cold Mountain, which also had Nicole in it. And Renne Zellweger.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023


***
The time period is the same, but they are very different films. Beguiled features the women of a girls' school in VA in 1864 discovering a wounded Union soldier and taking him in, and the occasionally creepy interactions that ensue.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 11:58 AM (J2vNu)

249 Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius rock me Dr. Zaius

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 11:58 AM (FVME7)

250 Speaking of, I've used those odd little washer sheets. They work fine so long as your clothes aren't dirty. You'd do just as well to use a tablespoon of Dawn, though.

And I still don't quite understand how a 0.25 ounce package of paper costs the same as a 10lb bottle of detergent (that works on everything from kids clothes to towels).

It's almost like it's a racket.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at October 03, 2023 11:58 AM (DCtUF)

251 Wait, so I need to have three separate items shipped over from China that won't work as well as the single item designed to perform the task?
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at October 03, 2023 11:56 AM

I just use Tide Pods. Less waste, and a handy low-calorie snack!

Posted by: Another DU commenter at October 03, 2023 11:59 AM (JCZqz)

252 Well in fairness - the Azeris are in a position to wipe them out, so yeah, they had little choice. Such a wonderful part of the world where no one anywhere really knows where it all started - or why?
-------------------
The Azeris have oil. Don't confuse that with technical expertise or professional army. They have an army but it runs on Russian/Soviet model not like ours. Remember, when the Soviets ran the place everything mechanical/electrical was maintained and serviced by the Russians. There's a bit of leaning curve going on right now.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 11:59 AM (Wg6v7)

253 Please stop buying big plastic bottles of laundry detergent. They are ruining our planet, especially our oceans.

I've never thrown a bottle of laundry detergent into the ocean.

If that's where they end up (doubtful), I'd first like to know how they get there.

Posted by: spindrift at October 03, 2023 11:59 AM (G2KPu)

254 I tried to watch Prometheus Last night. After about 15 minutes I thought this is just stupid and turned it off.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 03, 2023 11:57 AM (pohLc)



Further proving TJM is a paid troll.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

255 Well in fairness - the Azeris are in a position to wipe them out, so yeah, they had little choice. Such a wonderful part of the world where no one anywhere really knows where it all started - or why?


"Only three people ever knew how it started. One was Metternich, and he's dead. The second is the King of Denmark, and he's mad. An the third one's me, and I forgot."
-- Lord Palmerston, commenting on the Schleswig-Holstein crisis.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:59 AM (xTRSc)

256
If that's where they end up (doubtful), I'd first like to know how they get there.
Posted by: spindrift at October 03, 2023 11:59 AM (G2KPu)



It doesn't matter how many times it's been proven the trash in the ocean comes from a majority of Asian countries, it's STILL YOUR FAULT!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

257 Thanks, Tonight is our "debate" Please pray for us, if you're a praying person. I can't wait to see what they trot out next.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2023 11:52 AM (RSbhh)

Okay

Posted by: JT at October 03, 2023 12:00 PM (T4tVD)

258 D____ ?
U____ ?

Posted by: Marooned at October 03, 2023 12:00 PM (kt8QE)

259 231 Welp, Armenia has thrown completely in with the West, the EU, and the World Economic Forum - their legislature just ratified the Rome Statute and the International Criminal Court, which of course obligates them to arrest Vladimir Putin if he ever sets foot in Armenia.

I'm sure that will work out well for them.



They're just looking for protection from the Azeris.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 11:38 AM (xTRSc)
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Well in fairness - the Azeris are in a position to wipe them out, so yeah, they had little choice. Such a wonderful part of the world where no one anywhere really knows where it all started - or why?
Posted by: Black JEM at October 03, 2023 11:55 AM (GZYu7)
_________________

Armenians eye that sweet, sweet lucre flowing into Uke and are saying "hey, why not us?"

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 03, 2023 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

260 221. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2023 11:52 AM

Will do & you'll do well.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 03, 2023 12:00 PM (GshMh)

261 Engrish Orny Prease !

Posted by: Marooned at October 03, 2023 12:00 PM (kt8QE)

262 Wait, so I need to have three separate items shipped over from China that won't work as well as the single item designed to perform the task?
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at October 03, 2023 11:56 AM

Borax, like, grows on trees or something, right?

Posted by: Another DU commenter at October 03, 2023 12:00 PM (JCZqz)

263 The time period is the same, but they are very different films. Beguiled features the women of a girls' school in VA in 1864 discovering a wounded Union soldier and taking him in, and the occasionally creepy interactions that ensue.
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Was this the one where Clint Eastwood played a wounded Yankee soldier?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 12:00 PM (Wg6v7)

264 If that's where they end up (doubtful), I'd first like to know how they get there.

Posted by: spindrift at October 03, 2023 11:59 AM (G2KPu)

Annual migration...like lemmings.

Posted by: BignJames at October 03, 2023 12:01 PM (AwYPR)

265 I have 2 trash cans. One for recyclables and the other for trash.

If any of that winds up in the ocean, it's FAR from being my fault.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)

266 I’m confused about what happened in Kansas.
Posted by: Montec at October 03, 2023 11:07 AM (zVcd6)

I know, right?

Posted by: Toto at October 03, 2023 12:01 PM (vAX89)

267 That picture reminds me of when Paul Williams showed up on Johnny Carson's show all made up for a Planet of the Apes movie. He even sang a song. The clip is out there on the internets.

Posted by: fd at October 03, 2023 12:02 PM (vFG9F)

268 Was there ever a barbershop quartet in Planet of the Apes?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2023 12:02 PM (44ww/)

269 --------------------
Was this the one where Clint Eastwood played a wounded Yankee soldier?
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 12:00 PM (Wg6v7)



The one were all the horny young southern house girls try to sneak into his room?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

270 Please stop buying big plastic bottles of laundry detergent. They are ruining our planet,
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Wait, so I need to have three separate items shipped over from China that won't work as well as the single item designed to perform the task?


Not even to mention that the original premise is simply wrong. If your goal is to reduce packaging waste, then bigger packages are better, not worse.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 03, 2023 12:02 PM (nfrXX)

271 Welp, Armenia has thrown completely in with the West, the EU, and the World Economic Forum - their legislature just ratified the Rome Statute and the International Criminal Court, which of course obligates them to arrest Vladimir Putin if he ever sets foot in Armenia.
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The Azeris have done the same. The Azeri-Armenian thingy predates Russia being involved.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 12:02 PM (Wg6v7)

272 Winning!

The average age of front-line Ukrainian soldiers is over 40, according to former UK defense secretary

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 12:02 PM (FVME7)

273 JJ, you are doing yeoman work
*
JJ's doing Yeoman Rand?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023


***
Yeoman Barrows. Much more attractive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 12:02 PM (J2vNu)

274 Apparently the Baptist church has no ruling against having campaign events at their churches. Do you think the guy who ran for Senate from GA didn't have any campaign events at his church?!! And no, again, I had no campaign events at my church nor will I and asking for church funds to finance my campaign wouldn't even occur to me!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2023 12:02 PM (RSbhh)

275 I never buy large plastic bottles of laundry detergent. Drop off, fluff and fold baby, that's the way to go. Let the laundromat destroy Mother Earth. Really, I got a good local place that does a nice job for cheap.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 03, 2023 12:02 PM (0EOe9)

276 I know many Armenians. I know some Azeri. They are all fucking nuts. That entire area of the world is ground zero for mental illness and nutcasery. It's the legacy of thousands of years of nomad gypsy interbreeding.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 03, 2023 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

277 {258} D____ ?
U____ ?

Posted by: Marooned at October 03, 2023 12:00 PM (kt8QE)


Answered for you in posts 124 (first line), 135, and 155.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 03, 2023 12:03 PM (qPw5n)

278 Was this the one where Clint Eastwood played a wounded Yankee soldier?
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023
*
The one were all the horny young southern house girls try to sneak into his room?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023


***
I've never seen the film, but if it's at all like the 2017 one with Kirsten and Nicole, then yes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 12:03 PM (J2vNu)

279 The average age of front-line Ukrainian soldiers is over 40, according to former UK defense secretary

Worked for us!

Posted by: The Volksturm! at October 03, 2023 12:03 PM (2tUFv)

280 I have 2 trash cans. One for recyclables and the other for trash.

If any of that winds up in the ocean, it's FAR from being my fault.
Posted by: Sponge


I'm 350 miles from the Gulf of Mexico.

NONE of my trash is going there.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2023 12:03 PM (9wVL0)

281 Yeoman Barrows. Much more attractive.



That's the Mariette-Hartley-like one, right? That's the one I had in mind. Yum.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 12:03 PM (xTRSc)

282 278 I've never seen the film, but if it's at all like the 2017 one with Kirsten and Nicole, then yes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 12:03 PM (J2vNu)

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The original Beguiled is better than the remake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at October 03, 2023 12:04 PM (LvTSG)

283 I enjoy celebrating the demise of my enemies, sodomites and any and all democrats.

But I repeat myself.

Kill them all and let God sort them out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 03, 2023 12:04 PM (0lY6Y)

284 P.S. Why are people piling on the desiccated hag, Kirsten Dunst's saggy baggies?

Posted by: Marooned at October 03, 2023 12:04 PM (kt8QE)

285 “We are the indispensable nation in the world – let’s act like it.”

Too big to fail.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2023 12:04 PM (44ww/)

286
I'm 350 miles from the Gulf of Mexico.

NONE of my trash is going there.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2023 12:03 PM (9wVL0)



That means I'm about 300 miles.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

287 Was this the one where Clint Eastwood played a wounded Yankee soldier?
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023
*
The one were all the horny young southern house girls try to sneak into his room?
Posted by: Sponge


Didn't Brazzers put out a video like that?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2023 12:04 PM (9wVL0)

288 After living in Nagorno-Karabakh for 2000 years.


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Then they should stay.

Posted by: runner at October 03, 2023 12:05 PM (DOrlJ)

289 271 Welp, Armenia has thrown completely in with the West, the EU, and the World Economic Forum - their legislature just ratified the Rome Statute and the International Criminal Court, which of course obligates them to arrest Vladimir Putin if he ever sets foot in Armenia.
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The Azeris have done the same. The Azeri-Armenian thingy predates Russia being involved.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 12:02 PM (Wg6v7)
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Azeris cozied up to the west decades ago if not longer. It's all based on oil.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 03, 2023 12:05 PM (iFTx/)

290 Why are people piling on the desiccated hag, Kirsten Dunst's saggy baggies?
Posted by: Marooned at October 03, 2023 12:04 PM (kt8QE)



Most pics of her on the internet, she looks high as a kite.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

291 276 I know many Armenians. I know some Azeri. They are all fucking nuts. That entire area of the world is ground zero for mental illness and nutcasery. It's the legacy of thousands of years of nomad gypsy interbreeding.
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You should broaden your target area.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 12:05 PM (Wg6v7)

292 “We are the indispensable nation in the world – let’s act like it.”

Too big to fail.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2023 12:04 PM (44ww/)
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The world's policeman?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 03, 2023 12:05 PM (ScR16)

293 >>I'm 350 miles from the Gulf of Mexico.

>>NONE of my trash is going there.

I live 350 yards from the ocean. Have spent a fair amount of my life in and on it. There is very little garbage in the ocean around here.

The vast majority of trash and plastics going into the ocean is from China and India.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2023 12:05 PM (ZLI7S)

294 Yeoman Barrows. Much more attractive.
*
That's the Mariette-Hartley-like one, right? That's the one I had in mind. Yum.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023


***
Yes. She was young and smart, and would have made a *great* addition to the cast, but alas, 'twas not to be.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2023 12:05 PM (J2vNu)

295
Didn't Brazzers put out a video like that?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2023 12:04 PM (9wVL0)



I'm sure the line is long and distinguished.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

296 I never buy large plastic bottles of laundry detergent. Drop off, fluff and fold baby, that's the way to go. Let the laundromat destroy Mother Earth. Really, I got a good local place that does a nice job for cheap.
Posted by: bill in arkansas


You been heah for owas! You go now!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2023 12:06 PM (9wVL0)

297 So it's a movie thread?

Posted by: I gotta ask at October 03, 2023 12:06 PM (p6G0l)

298 you people are gloating over the murders of people you disagree with or disapprove of
how are you any different from antifa or the people at DU

Posted by: someone at October 03, 2023 09:32 AM (QUGnw)


The left has set the tone. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 03, 2023 12:06 PM (DTX3h)

299 Charges in alleged gang rape of 11-year-old girl at Bemidji home | http://kare11.com
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 03, 2023 11:33 AM (GshMh)

Rope, trees, good knot, publicly displayed for several days.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 03, 2023 12:06 PM (N39Ws)

300 you people are gloating over the murders of people you disagree with or disapprove of
how are you any different from antifa or the people at DU

Posted by: someone


The left has set the tone. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik


Exactly. The set the rules of the game.
Don't want none, don't start none.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2023 12:07 PM (9wVL0)

301 I pay little attention to celebrities, but I read somewhere that Kirsten Dunst was nicknamed Kirsten Drunkst, for obvious reasons

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 03, 2023 12:07 PM (gZYFY)

302 Thanks Grumpy and ...

Guess I'll check out the enemy at democraticunderworld.com.

Posted by: Marooned at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM (kt8QE)

303 Insty is weird at times. It is good to see diversity of opinion, but it is an odd diversity. You have people like Sarah Hoyt, and then you have people who are referencing Andy McCarthy with 'Trump is DEEPLY unpopular...' Then you have that asshat David Bernstein. Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM (zZu0s)

304 The original Beguiled is better than the remake.
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Looked it up - Clint Eastwood. Saw it when I was in HS.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM (Wg6v7)

305 "We are the indispensable nation in the world – let’s act like it.”

Too big to fail.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

If you're the worlds indispensable nation you might not want to supply zealots with all the advanced weapons you possess.
You also might want to keep your powder dry in case you need those weapons yourself.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM (bw5YC)

306 I'm 350 miles from the Gulf of Mexico.

NONE of my trash is going there.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2023 12:03 PM (9wVL0)

I'm <50 miles from the Gulf of Maine. Only garbage up here are the city folk.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM (N39Ws)

307 >I liked the scene/s in the Chernobyl show where the Party men are resisting the scientist about evacuating Pripyat. They overrule his desperate pleas: "seal the city, let everyone die. It's important to prevent the spread of misinformation! Our power depends on the perception of our power!"

>Then, within hours, the Swedes pick up on the massive flume of radiation, the Americans get sat photos of the devastated reactor core, and the cat is out of the bag. Now the misinformation is all over global media, and there's no point to killing everyone anymore - so they evacuate Pripyat.

If hell doesn't exist, it needs to.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM (44ww/)

308 304 The original Beguiled is better than the remake.
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Looked it up - Clint Eastwood. Saw it when I was in HS.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM (Wg6v7)

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Don Siegel's arthouse film full of psychosexuality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

309 The vast majority of trash and plastics going into the ocean is from China and India.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2023 12:05 PM (ZLI7S)

Word

Posted by: observer at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM (9u+2h)

310 Mmmm. Yeoman Barrows ('Tonya', I think.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 12:09 PM (zZu0s)

311 Well, off to CostCo. The supplies of corn meal, gundpowder, ham hocks, and guitar strings are gettin' low.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2023 12:09 PM (xTRSc)

312 299 Charges in alleged gang rape of 11-year-old girl at Bemidji home | http://kare11.com
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 03, 2023 11:33 AM (GshMh)

Rope, trees, good knot, publicly displayed for several days.
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You left out nail the skull to the courthouse as a reminder to all (to include lawyers, especially).

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 12:09 PM (Wg6v7)

313 Anyone win the billion $ powerball?

Posted by: BignJames at October 03, 2023 12:09 PM (AwYPR)

314 You left out nail the skull to the courthouse as a reminder to all (to include lawyers, especially).
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 12:09 PM (Wg6v7)

Gibbetting might be a good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 12:10 PM (zZu0s)

315 Why do I think I have the right to claim moral authority to take the position I do? Because among other things I am a first amendment absolutist.
________

I entirely fail to see how that gives you, or anyone, any moral authority. You have certain beliefs; so does everybody. But it is one flaw in libertarianism (of which the above is a variant) to see oneself as especially righteous.

Note, I do not disagree about the Kruger story, nor about the danger we face from those who wish to suppress debate. But free speech is necessarily an instrumental good, not an end in itself.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 03, 2023 12:10 PM (brAQZ)

316 Well, off to CostCo. The supplies of corn meal, gundpowder, ham hocks, and guitar strings are gettin' low.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Sounds like a rocking Saturday night!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2023 12:10 PM (9wVL0)

317 Anyone win the billion $ powerball?
Posted by: BignJames

All of us that didn't play.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2023 12:11 PM (bw5YC)

318 you people are gloating over the murders of people you disagree with or disapprove of
how are you any different from antifa or the people at DU

I have done no such thing. Have a nice day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2023 12:11 PM (RSbhh)

319 308 304 The original Beguiled is better than the remake.
-------------------
Looked it up - Clint Eastwood. Saw it when I was in HS.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM (Wg6v7)

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Don Siegel's arthouse film full of psychosexuality.
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It wasn't as good as Fellini's Satyricon. Nor, Behind the Green Door.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 03, 2023 12:11 PM (Wg6v7)

320 I enjoy the ironies of life, up to and including a leftist activist who said there was no crime in Philly getting shot in Philly during a drug deal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at October 03, 2023 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

321 The vast majority of trash and plastics going into the ocean is from China and India.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2023 12:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Word
Posted by: observer at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM (9u+2h)

Concur. There is a video documentary on the YouBoob about the Indian (Dot Not Feather) City with not enough shitters so the city dwellers go shit on the beach at low tide. Hilarious.

The fishing is off the charts however!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 03, 2023 12:12 PM (0lY6Y)

322 Why are people piling on the desiccated hag, Kirsten Dunst's saggy baggies?
Posted by: Marooned at October 03, 2023 12:04 PM (kt8QE)


Most pics of her on the internet, she looks high as a kite.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

I dunno, her look reminds me of JamBaal Bowman.

Posted by: Marooned at October 03, 2023 12:12 PM (kt8QE)

323 Charges in alleged gang rape of 11-year-old girl at Bemidji home | http://kare11.com
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 03, 2023 11:33 AM (GshMh)

Rope, trees, good knot, publicly displayed for several days.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Not enough people still drink from the skulls of their enemies.

AND IT SHOWS.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2023 12:12 PM (9wVL0)

324 320 I enjoy the ironies of life, up to and including a leftist activist who said there was no crime in Philly getting shot in Philly during a drug deal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at October 03, 2023 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

Wait, are we going for drug deal, not lover's quarrel now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 12:12 PM (zZu0s)

325 All of us that didn't play.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2023 12:11 PM (bw5YC)

Imma buy a ticket...my odds are 100% better than yours.

Posted by: BignJames at October 03, 2023 12:13 PM (AwYPR)

326 Wait, are we going for drug deal, not lover's quarrel now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 12:12 PM (zZu0s)
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Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 03, 2023 12:13 PM (ScR16)

327 I might have thrown shame on an instapundit co-blogger on twitter. I felt weird about it, but what are you going to do.

The fight over whether Trump is the devil or not is a leyline to where people's unspoken motivations are. It won't end after Trump the person. It is disappointing to have that particular fight on the inside of the party, when the main battle 1940 to 2016 was the media calling the current GOP the devil.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2023 12:14 PM (44ww/)

328
Insty is weird at times. It is good to see diversity of opinion, but it is an odd diversity. You have people like Sarah Hoyt, and then you have people who are referencing Andy McCarthy with 'Trump is DEEPLY unpopular...' Then you have that asshat David Bernstein. Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM (zZu0s)


Not to mention Driscoll's Beatles-fellating repeat posts and how Helen Smith went from having serious posts about men's rights to being an Amazon trinket saleswoman.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 03, 2023 12:14 PM (n+4am)

329 you people are gloating over the murders of people you disagree with or disapprove of
how are you any different from antifa or the people at DU


Not gloating.
Basking in the glow of Karma and I Told You So.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2023 12:14 PM (9wVL0)

330 "you people are gloating over the murders of people you disagree with or disapprove of
how are you any different from antifa or the people at DU

Posted by: someone"


We recognize evil when it appears.

Posted by: fd at October 03, 2023 12:14 PM (vFG9F)

331 Huh, when the page opened to this thread, I thought that was a photo of Taylor Swift.

Posted by: Mark in SC at October 03, 2023 12:14 PM (ct2pd)

332 I enjoy the ironies of life

-
But not irony alone. There must also be.slapstick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 12:14 PM (FVME7)

333 332 I enjoy the ironies of life

-
But not irony alone. There must also be.slapstick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2023 12:14 PM (FVME7)

=======

*touches nose*

*misses and pokes self in eye*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at October 03, 2023 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

334 Imma buy a ticket...my odds are 100% better than yours.
Posted by: BignJames

Heh, I didn't say I wasn't going to get one for the next drawing!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2023 12:15 PM (bw5YC)

335
Imma buy a ticket...my odds are 100% better than yours.
Posted by: BignJames at October 03, 2023 12:13 PM (AwYPR)

2X0 is still zero.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 03, 2023 12:15 PM (pohLc)

336 Leftists have declared war on the American people and they are using the corrupted institutions of the US and the media to crush me, my family and my friends.

I am under no obligation to fight back with my pinkies extended. I am obligated to win no matter what it takes.

Don't start a war to the death if you don't want a fight that might mean you death.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2023 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)

337 Why are people piling on the desiccated hag, Kirsten Dunst's saggy baggies?
Posted by: Marooned at October 03, 2023 12:04 PM (kt8QE)

Most pics of her on the internet, she looks high as a kite.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I remember thinking she was pretty hot, and yet kind of approachable/realistic, in the Sam Rami Spiderman movie. She's aged a lot since then, of course, but I think you could say "she's fun" unironically about hanging out with her.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 03, 2023 12:15 PM (JCZqz)

338 Huh, when the page opened to this thread, I thought that was a photo of Taylor Swift.
Posted by: Mark in SC at October 03, 2023 12:14 PM (ct2pd)



It's not on the jumbotron at a Chiefs game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

339 Thanks for the warning. I'll have the tv, computer, and phone completely off at 10:20MST.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2023 11:13 AM (bw5YC)

Your smart phone will turn itself on. With a little help from the pretty phone next door. Ooo, la, la!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 03, 2023 12:16 PM (Zvtjl)

340 336 Leftists have declared war on the American people and they are using the corrupted institutions of the US and the media to crush me, my family and my friends.

I am under no obligation to fight back with my pinkies extended. I am obligated to win no matter what it takes.

Don't start a war to the death if you don't want a fight that might mean you death.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2023 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)

Rittenhouse in a nutshell.

He was present. They tried to kill him because he was present. He fought back and killed them instead.

They thought he should die because he existed. He thought they should die because he wanted to live.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2023 12:16 PM (KbCG3)

341
you people are gloating over the murders of people you disagree with or disapprove of
how are you any different from antifa or the people at DU

Not gloating.
Basking in the glow of Karma and I Told You So.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2023 12:14 PM (9wVL0)



Personally, I'm gloating. Shamelessly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 03, 2023 12:16 PM (n+4am)

342 This is much more benign than the well scene in Lawrence of Arabia.

Oh, wait. I should have made that comment nearly three hours ago.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 03, 2023 12:17 PM (z7KqP)

343 323
Not enough people still drink from the skulls of their enemies.

AND IT SHOWS.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2023 12:12 PM (9wVL0)

And it is environmentally friendly!! No plastics to pollute the ocean.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 03, 2023 12:17 PM (N39Ws)

344 >Then you have that asshat David Bernstein. Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM (zZu0s)

Reynolds platforming that smarmy twat was the reason I quite visiting. Haven't had the slightest temptation to visit since.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 03, 2023 12:17 PM (SWrE9)

345 2X0 is still zero.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 03, 2023 12:15 PM (pohLc)

Izzat math?...I think that's math.

Posted by: BignJames at October 03, 2023 12:18 PM (AwYPR)

346 Then you have that asshat David Bernstein. Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 12:08 PM

Damn straight. Fuck him AND his stupid bears!!!

Posted by: Confused Moron at October 03, 2023 12:19 PM (JCZqz)

347 Hah! This headline from Insty is hilarious in the context of what I mentioned:

KRUISER: Left Media’s Bottomless Well of Squish Republican Scolds Is on Full Display for 2024.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 12:19 PM (zZu0s)

348 his stupid bears!!!
Posted by: Confused Moron at October 03, 2023 12:19 PM (JCZqz)

I also enjoyed those books as a wee lad.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2023 12:19 PM (CIS44)

349
I also enjoyed those books as a wee lad.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2023 12:19 PM (CIS44)



I never knew bears were Jewish.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

350 I'm Batman.

Posted by: Batman at October 03, 2023 12:20 PM (aD39U)

351 NOOD carjacking

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2023 12:20 PM (CIS44)

352 you people are gloating over the murders of people you disagree with or disapprove of

how are you any different from antifa or the people at DU


Actually in my case I'm not gloating. I'm pointing out the action and the result.

Allow criminals free reign...more crime.

In fact I do this a lot. Leftists say policy X with give result Y and instead we get....Z. Because if you don't point it out they will just lie and lie and lie.

Look at the border. We said if you allow them in more and more will come. And now Biden is claiming its not his fault more and more are coming.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2023 12:20 PM (XqcwY)

353 I'm Batman.
Posted by: Batman at October 03, 2023 12:20 PM (aD39U)



MATT DAMON!!!

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 03, 2023 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

354 KRUISER: Left Media’s Bottomless Well of Squish Republican Scolds Is on Full Display for 2024.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2023 12:19 PM (zZu0s)

Butterball Powerbottom > Bottomless Well Of Squish Republicans

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 03, 2023 12:21 PM (0lY6Y)

355 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2023 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Ich bin...die Fledermausmann.

Posted by: Die Fledermausmann at October 03, 2023 12:21 PM (ScR16)

357 you people are gloating over the murders of people you disagree with or disapprove of how are you any different from antifa or the people at DU

It's not gloating to point out the consequences of stupid actions by stupid people. In fact, it needs to be done more often. The fact that it's ironic only amplifies the condition. Fuck you and everyone who shares your opinion.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 03, 2023 12:21 PM (YRsIm)

358 I have come to the conclusion that those who are not free speech absolutists are censors.

Posted by: Charles Meyrick at October 03, 2023 12:22 PM (KaHxQ)

359 Still, we are at war, and when an enemy dies of such "karma", it is worth noting the irony. Maintaining our own humility is still wise, but this case seems like it was Kruger's own haughtiness that brought him down. Or it was just random, but still ... it is fun to surmise.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 03, 2023 11:51 AM (Cus5s)

It was almost certainly a gay hookup gone wrong. Live by the prolapsed anus, die by the prolapsed anus. Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Toto at October 03, 2023 12:22 PM (JZrBi)

360 How are we different from DU and Antifa? Let me count the ways. But when DU, Antifa, rogue law enforcement and a rogue Junta demonize us and then try to shut us up, there is going to be a reaction. There had better be.

If and when that reaction begins, its biggest opposition will be from modern conservatism. In the name of extinguishing vigilantism, or stopping the reaction they'll insist the left is trying to provoke. All while the left paints everyone else into smaller and smaller corners.

That's the critical flaw of conservatism. It prizes order above freedom. Even if that order is rotten to the core. Conservatism regulates itself, to its own demise. We need a new philosophy.

Posted by: Spoiler Alert at October 03, 2023 12:33 PM (nY8BU)

361 Try as I might, I just can't get really worked up when bad things happen to bad people who want to enslave, imprison or murder me.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at October 03, 2023 01:00 PM (b5mAA)

362 Actually, it was a little disconcerting to read that you laughed at a situation like that, not that I really care when people get back in the teeth what they have viciously flung at others to choke on...however, according to Scripture, we should really (at least attempt to) demur.

Proverbs 24: "Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth, lest the LORD see it, and it displease Him, and He turn away His wrath from him. Fret not thyself because of evil men, neither be thou envious at the wicked; for there shall be no reward to the evil man; the candle of the wicked shall be put out."

Posted by: Ju at October 03, 2023 01:22 PM (aTmM/)

363 That's the critical flaw of conservatism. It prizes order above freedom. Even if that order is rotten to the core. Conservatism regulates itself, to its own demise. We need a new philosophy.
Posted by: Spoiler Alert at October 03, 2023 12:33 PM (nY8BU)

Huh?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 03, 2023 01:24 PM (8sMut)

364 Aloha again.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 03, 2023 01:30 PM (kz9r7)

365 Mr. Sefton,
I hope you know that I genuinely value your insightful, incisive and edifying commentary here at Ace of Spades.
Not only do I tend to agree with the positions you lay out, but I also often find myself made privy to information and perspective which I had previously lacked.

Still, I feel compelled to point out that it is always wrong to take pleasure in the suffering of others.
It has to be observed that doing so is not only normal it is natural. It is a hardwired human condition to seek vengeance - even vicariously. (It's an evolutionary survival mode.) But morally, it is to ALWAYS be resisted.
Like everyone else, I have experienced taking satisfaction in learning that someone I dislike has suffered. But I make sure to IMMEDIATELY pray to God for forgiveness. Also, I've gotten pretty good at catching myself early in the process.
Not gloating over the suffering of others is not the same as not harshly criticizing a suffering enemy's position or behavior.

Posted by: Bach in Black at October 03, 2023 02:39 PM (dBoDT)

366
- Which is to say it can be entirely appropriate to be a fierce critic of any truly ugly opponent even when he is in an ironic state of suffering.

It's just the suffering itself (however mild or horrible) which we ought to acknowledge as not only universally human but as also NEVER deserved.

>>>Being evil, on the other hand, is always its own just desert.

Posted by: Bach in Black at October 03, 2023 03:03 PM (dBoDT)

367 365 Posted by: Bach in Black at October 03, 2023 02:39 PM (dBoDT)


I hear you and, unlike the Left, I always strive to listen to and follow the better angels of my nature.

That said, considering the hell on earth my mother and her family went through - Mauthausen, Birkenau, the labor brigades and ultimately death marches - you must understand and appreciate my point of view. Because unless something happens to radically alter our trajectory, what happened to them will most assuredly happen to us.

The fool that got his comeuppance by one of his own for sure had the same mindset as his antecedents that rallied with enthusiasm in Nuremberg 90-odd years ago. I guarantee that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2023 03:14 PM (x0n13)

368 I most definitely understand and admire your point of view. (Having no relatives who suffered through the heinous hell on earth that your loved ones did, I can only do my best to appreciate your point of view in the abstract.)

There's absolutely no question that 'journalist' was a sad fool.

Posted by: Bach in Black at October 03, 2023 04:50 PM (dBoDT)

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