FAFO: BLM Influencer "Meatball" Encouraged People to Loot Stores in Philly and Dared Police to Arrest Her (?).<br>The Police So Dared, and Now She (?) Is Crying.

FAFO: BLM Influencer "Meatball" Encouraged People to Loot Stores in Philly and Dared Police to Arrest Her (?).
The Police So Dared, and Now She (?) Is Crying.

She exhorted people to loot the iPhone store.

The Philadelphia mayor will soon propose taxpayer-funded state-run iPhone stores, with a separate boutique just for mass looting.

The Philadelphia social media influencer arrested while she livestreamed Tuesday night's looting mayhem fought back tears as she was charged with six felonies.
Dayjia Blackwell, better known as "Meatball," shared her firsthand view of the chaos, in which looters targeted several businesses including Apple, Foot Locker and Lululemon, before being caught.
In the videos posted to her Instagram Stories, Blackwell can be heard laughing and cheering on the other looters as she stood by and watched the chaos unfold.
At one point during her stream, Blackwell turned to face her camera and challenged the cops to arrest her.
"Tell the police they're either gonna lock me up tonight, or it's gonna get lit, it's gonna be a movie," she said at one point.
"This is what happens when we don't get justice in this city," she screamed as she joined a crowd of youngsters in the street.
Blackwell's video showed hordes of looters rushing into the Apple store and running away with iPhones and tablets.
"Free iPhones! Free iPhones," Blackwell yelled.
Police used the social media posts of Blackwell and other alleged looters to determine their precise location amid the chaos, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.
On Wednesday, "Meatball" was handed eight separate charges including six felonies stemming from her involvement with the looting, according to court documents viewed by The Post.
Blackwell was charged with burglary, criminal trespassing, conspiracy, criminal mischief, riot with the intent to commit a felony and criminal use of a communication facility.
Police also issued the influencer two misdemeanors -- receiving stolen property and hazardous conditions/physically offensive.

“Everybody must eat! Everybody must eat!” Philadelphia tonight. pic.twitter.com/hIZ5mio4Eo
— Catch Up (@CatchUpFeed) September 27, 2023

Teary-eyed influencer ‘Meatball’ who livestreamed Philadelphia looting mayhem charged with 6 felonies https://t.co/TWBUOywPjk pic.twitter.com/1CpyzP4JK3
— New York Post (@nypost) September 28, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:33 PM

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1 1st

Posted by: GF at September 28, 2023 04:32 PM (aJxr8)

2 Sponge!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2023 04:33 PM (N39Ws)

3 Teary-eyed influencer ‘Meatball’ who livestreamed Philadelphia looting mayhem charged with 6 felonies

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So, she'll be out of jail already, the DA will work out a plea agreement where she serves no time, and the DA will also work with the leftist law firm to come to a settlement that pays her $7.3 million for her troubles?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 28, 2023 04:34 PM (LvTSG)

4 1993: Free James Brown!

2023: Free iPhones!

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2023 04:34 PM (1mPxl)

5 But she's crying, ace, thus not guilty!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 04:34 PM (krqg6)

6 wait, someone named meatball showed poor judgement?

say it ain't so...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2023 04:34 PM (nXhwP)

7 Lock her the fuq up…

Bread and Water diet to boot

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at September 28, 2023 04:34 PM (pY+ea)

8 Meatball is a woman?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2023 04:35 PM (NpAcC)

9 >>So, she'll be out of jail already, the DA will work out a plea agreement where she serves no time, and the DA will also work with the leftist law firm to come to a settlement that pays her $7.3 million for her troubles?

You sayin' she's gonna win the Equity Lottery?

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2023 04:35 PM (1mPxl)

10 What a loser.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 28, 2023 04:35 PM (Mzdiz)

11 Is there a Gofundme?

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 04:35 PM (vFG9F)

12 Inb4 she is released and gets a multimillion dollar settlement

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2023 04:35 PM (FQmDC)

13 9 You sayin' she's gonna win the Equity Lottery?
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2023 04:35 PM (1mPxl)

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Some pigs are more equal than others.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 28, 2023 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

14 i noodleded

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 28, 2023 04:36 PM (B1FKF)

15 As much as I want her punished (and I haven't seen all the footage), 6 felonies seems excessive. I didn't see her actually steal or break anything...just wander around filming and cheering people on.

Should I take comfort knowing the charges will quickly be dropped and/or reduced?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 28, 2023 04:36 PM (JCZqz)

16 She exhorted people to loot the iPhone store.
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People have to eats, ace!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 04:36 PM (krqg6)

17 I'm making meatloaf and macaroni pie for some neighbors who lost their mother last night. Comfort food is the best.

And now, of course, I need to make meatloaf and macaroni pie for my own family. We need comfort, too!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 28, 2023 04:36 PM (Mzdiz)

18 I would have expected better from DeSantis… sorry, too hard to resist..

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023 04:37 PM (PCK5/)

19 Well, dang, saw this mentioned in the previous thread comments and wondered what Christie was doing in Philly.

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2023 04:37 PM (14URa)

20 Thee we jail will need a Gofundme to feed her

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2023 04:37 PM (FQmDC)

21 EAT DA PHONES!!11!!

Posted by: Meatloaf at September 28, 2023 04:37 PM (Mzdiz)

22 >>Is there a Gofundme?

I would think, with inflation being what it is, she posts one every time she goes to Popeye's.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2023 04:37 PM (1mPxl)

23 She’ll get 6 years in prison just like J6 peeps.

Lol. Of course not. She’ll get at most a 30 day suspended sentence and a promise to never do it again.

Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 04:37 PM (bZ4X/)

24 Because arranging to have a mob loot a store is just like a lot of shoplifting...

a victimless crime.

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 04:37 PM (krQz2)

25 She exhorted people to loot the iPhone store.
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People have to eats, ace!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)

Funny, the chips in those things are NOT as good as Doritos.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 28, 2023 04:37 PM (ftFVW)

26 So if you steal an iPhone, do you just take it to another store to get it activated? You can't just turn it on and have it work, right?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 28, 2023 04:37 PM (6xRrr)

27 "This is what happens when we don't get justice in this city," she screamed as she joined a crowd of youngsters in the street.
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She is, ironically, correct.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:38 PM (t0OGg)

28 "influencer"???

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2023 04:38 PM (NpAcC)

29 Afternoon.

So on a scale of 1 to 10, how hard will this tubby bitch's slap on the wrist be?

Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2023 04:38 PM (ZZCMO)

30 You mention Christie, I saw that giant blob in the owners box at the Cowboys game

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2023 04:38 PM (FQmDC)

31 Blackwell's video showed hordes of looters rushing into the Apple store and running away with iPhones and tablets.
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Yup. Because poverty causes crime. People need to eat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:38 PM (t0OGg)

32 I'm surprised to see that someone who self-identifies as "Meatball" got into a fix.

Posted by: Meatwad is a whole other story at September 28, 2023 04:38 PM (ppBhU)

33 27 "This is what happens when we don't get justice in this city," she screamed as she joined a crowd of youngsters in the street.
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She is, ironically, correct.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:38 PM (t0OGg)

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It does make you wonder how she actually meant it. What injustice is she protesting against?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 28, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

34
The Philadelphia mayor will soon propose taxpayer-funded state-run iPhone stores, with a separate boutique just for mass looting.

Better than that, a store selling state phones.
Call them Obamafones.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2023 04:39 PM (63Dwl)

35 “Everybody must eat! Everybody must eat!” Philadelphia tonight.
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So steal phones?

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 04:39 PM (krQz2)

36 Willowed.

Uh oh. They've got Trump this time!

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 04:39 PM (FVME7)

37 DA will let her go soon enough

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 04:39 PM (fwDg9)

38 Looter claims...

iPhone 15 Pro Sales Threatened By Phones Overheating Up To 122 Degrees
“I’m just browsing social media, and it’s burning up”

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 04:39 PM (krqg6)

39 Nowhere near enough people are going to jail for these.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 28, 2023 04:39 PM (N1DT3)

40 That's a Big Bitch!

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2023 04:39 PM (1mPxl)

41 33 Cop who shot a knife wielding lunatic had charged against him dropped

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2023 04:39 PM (FQmDC)

42 It does make you wonder how she actually meant it. What injustice is she protesting against?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 28, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)
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"Just tryin' to get yourself a phone!"

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 04:39 PM (krQz2)

43 Thee we jail will need a Gofundme to feed her
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2023 04:37 PM (FQmDC)

Just put her in the hog barn, and let her slop from the trough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 04:39 PM (VQo8k)

44 So, she'll be out of jail already, the DA will work out a plea agreement where she serves no time, and the DA will also work with the leftist law firm to come to a settlement that pays her $7.3 million for her troubles?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 28, 2023 04:34 PM (LvTSG)

From what I've read elsewhere: yes, she's already out of jail.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 28, 2023 04:40 PM (N1DT3)

45 Powerball up to $925 million.

Remember, any Hordling what wins buys Anna Puma a sweet ride.

Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2023 04:40 PM (ZZCMO)

46 Calling cronies and directing them to the store can't be legal just as sending criminals to a job

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 04:40 PM (fwDg9)

47 You will not regret clicking on this link...

https://twitter.com/Rossmac212/status/1707351425007702035

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 28, 2023 04:40 PM (TGPs7)

48 That's a Big Bitch!
Posted by: garrett

The panel also would have accepted Meaty Bitch.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 28, 2023 04:40 PM (ftFVW)

49 If a fat load that calls itself Meatloaf influences you it's time to reassess where your life is going.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2023 04:40 PM (ZLI7S)

50 Influencer? I'd rather take advice from Barbara Broccoli.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 28, 2023 04:40 PM (Z8Yh2)

51 I looked up Meatball's aka "Dayjia Blackwell" Instagram's page. It should be noted she is a multi-talented actress, influencer, dancer, and disabled. Her Instagram page has a few photos/videos of her sevelteness. https://tinyurl.com/3emcxscs

Because she is hot - how could she not, being multi-talented and disabled - she has a Fan's Only Page where the membership is quite the bargain at $25.00 per month. https://tinyurl.com/27ypcb6a

She also owns the Ain't Nuffin online store that specializes in branded urban gear. https://tinyurl.com/mu6546je

Here is a sample of her marketing an Ain't Nuffin beanie that is safe for work. https://tinyurl.com/5n8bz3ud

Posted by: lost in space at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (kmEPs)

52 Not the Lululemon. Please, Jesus, take my eyes rather than let me see such barbarism!

Posted by: What is Lululemon again? at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (ppBhU)

53 They're just upgrading their obsolete Obamaphones.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (xPl2J)

54 >

So stealing a bottle of Hennessey from a liquor store = justice. She was dumb enough to show a picture of herself that night with the bottle in hand gloating over her theft. I don't know if she took anything else but she may have. She incited criminal opportunists to come and smash and grab while she did so herself and this had nothing to do with the protests.

Posted by: Cheri at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (oiNtH)

55 I do not think the fat girl wants justice… she would not like it if she got it. She wants donuts… lots and lots of other peoples donuts.

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (PCK5/)

56 Teary-eyed influencer "Meatball" who livestreamed Philadelphia looting mayhem charged with 6 felonies
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What's funny is that she wouldn't have been charged if she hadn't decided to directly call out the cops and prosecutors for being what they are. Had she just shouted about "social justice" or "reparations" or "oppression" or some shit, she would have walked.

But government types - especially government types involved in policing and prosecution and courts - *hate* being defied. It's all about their authority. Challenge that like she did, and they will throw the book at you like they did to her. Had she just not done that one particular thing, it would have gone exactly the way she expected.

It doesn't matter that the police chief and the prosecutors and whatnot on her side or that they approve of what she's done, because she called them out and defied them. That defiance *must* be dealt with.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (t0OGg)

57 forty-second!

Posted by: deep thought at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (sGtp+)

58 Chris Christie??

https://tinyurl.com/3r5easa2

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (krqg6)

59 Awesome

Meatball is making her own sauce. Kinda watery but c'mon y'all.

Still not totally impressed. I'm waiting to see how she makes the noodles.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (QzZeQ)

60 Heard on Chris Plante's show the other day that >90 billion dollars were shoplifted in 2021. And 120 billion in 2022.

Don't know if that increase owes to inflation though.

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (krQz2)

61 It does make you wonder how she actually meant it. What injustice is she protesting against?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 28, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)
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The "social" variety, of course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (t0OGg)

62 Blackwell was charged with burglary, criminal trespassing, conspiracy, criminal mischief, riot with the intent to commit a felony and criminal use of a communication facility.

no parading?

Posted by: anachronda at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (sGtp+)

63 I won't even comment on the riots and looting.

I will only point out that there is a woman who has willingly taken on the nickname "meatball", and it's easy to understand how her culture can become what it has.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (Dp4Pq)

64 Speaking of policing in the City of Brotherly Love, has anyone heard from Wyatt recently?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:42 PM (t0OGg)

65 So, when this knucklehead was arrested, did one of the local bail bondsmen display the 'Call Me' gesture?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 04:42 PM (EnT0Y)

66 It is said she got her nickname because her nipples look like meatballs

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 28, 2023 04:42 PM (ZV+pB)

67 It’s gonna be a movie — called “The Purge.”
Not the Hollywood version full of white Christian naaaazis, but the irl version where these mobs purge all businesses of their stock, all value from their own cities/communities.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2023 04:42 PM (Hkcdp)

68 Anna Puma a sweet ride.

Messerschmitt 3 wheeler?

Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 28, 2023 04:42 PM (Ek9cT)

69 Police also issued the influencer two misdemeanors -- receiving stolen property and hazardous conditions/physically offensive.

"Physically offensive" is a misdemeanor in Philadelphia? I guess I'll stay away.

Posted by: Chris Christie at September 28, 2023 04:42 PM (xttsV)

70 Chris Christie??

https://tinyurl.com/3r5easa2
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (krqg6)

He's got camel toe!

Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2023 04:42 PM (ZZCMO)

71 So being a fat layabout is disabled…

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023 04:42 PM (PCK5/)

72 Since the DA is going to make sure the show of force from the police is an empty gesture, I'm sure that the people who partook in the riots and ransacking will be properly chastised from doing it again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 28, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

73 "Free iPhones! Free iPhones," Blackwell yelled.

And then she elaborated, "Free iPhones! Free iPhones! Free iPhones! Free iPhones!", and added excitedly, "Free iPhones! Free iPhones!"

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2023 04:42 PM (kjOVp)

74 If a fat load that calls itself Meatloaf influences you it's time to reassess where your life is going.
Posted by: JackStraw

Hey now, Meatloaf was an artist, an ARTIST! You leave him out of this.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 28, 2023 04:42 PM (ftFVW)

75 the interim police commissioner seems a lot better than Outlaw already

hopefully they are on top of this; people are really pissed off

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 28, 2023 04:43 PM (AcWfM)

76 28 "influencer"???
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She had 120,000 followers and the last I saw it had gone up to 180,000 after airing her looting video.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 04:43 PM (krqg6)

77 I just checked my back-up supplies of Fucks to Give about Philadelphia. Nope, all out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2023 04:43 PM (i9ffA)

78 28 "influencer"???
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2023 04:38 PM

Apparently her shtick is over the top ghetto behavior for attention? I can't find much online, but did find one image of her acting crass for attention...it's not pleasant, the more you look.
https://tinyurl.com/5cdknypy

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 28, 2023 04:43 PM (GjH2k)

79 Upon hearing about this Democrat support in Philly will plummet from 105.23% to 105.22%

Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 04:43 PM (bZ4X/)

80 71 So being a fat layabout is disabled…

probably a "learning disability"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 28, 2023 04:43 PM (AcWfM)

81 physically offensive.

In spades.

Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 28, 2023 04:43 PM (Ek9cT)

82 >>So, when this knucklehead was arrested, did one of the local bail bondsmen display the 'Call Me' gesture?

As long as he didn't make the 'OK' sign.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2023 04:43 PM (1mPxl)

83 meatball see, meatball do.

Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at September 28, 2023 04:43 PM (CgQvH)

84 So being a fat layabout is disabled…

The Social Security Administration says so.

Posted by: Spend an afternoon at the local SS office at September 28, 2023 04:43 PM (ppBhU)

85 And yet for her not touching anything but encouraging things she get a far more serious charge then Ray Epps.

Posted by: Bete at September 28, 2023 04:43 PM (KuG1T)

86 Because arranging to have a mob loot a store is just like a lot of shoplifting...

a victimless crime.
Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 04:37 PM (krQz2)

THEY HAVE INSURANCE!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 04:44 PM (w8j6z)

87 Hey black people, it seems like Ray Epps got a whole lot less than this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 28, 2023 04:44 PM (Dp4Pq)

88 So if you steal an iPhone, do you just take it to another store to get it activated? You can't just turn it on and have it work, right?
Posted by: hobbitopoly

Shot:

Ed Krassenstein
@EdKrassen
What is wrong with people?
In Philadelphia last night, a bunch of people break into an Apple Store and take all of the iPhone 15s.
With sirens blaring, they then run out only to realize that all of the iPhones have been disabled and they may be being tracked.
So what do they do next?
They begin breaking all of the iPhones that they just took, while being filmed by people with other iPhones. One such video can be seen below.
Some people just aren't very bright. Who do you blame?

-
Chaser:

Hollaria Briden, Esq. & Ally
@HollyBriden
This is shocking coming from
you @EdKrassen. When did you go full racist MAGA?
These are children looking for bread to feed their families - just like they’ve been doing for years while you ignored them because Elon hadn’t followed you yet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 04:44 PM (FVME7)

89 Cop who shot a knife wielding lunatic had charged against him dropped
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2023 04:39 PM (FQmDC)

Well, as I read the story, the knife-wielder was in his car with the window rolled up, when he got shot. Supposedly the cop saw the dark-handled knife, and took it to be a gun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 04:44 PM (VQo8k)

90 There is no excuse for a stolen cell phone to be useful to anyone (not as a cell phone, anyway - though as a palmtop computer it could still potentially be useful). The IMEI numbers of the phones are known. They can be blacklisted and network registration can be refused to them. Locations could also be determined based on registration attempt and handed over to the cops, but they wouldn't care and so there's no point.

But the mobile carriers *could* blacklist known-stolen devices if they wanted to. They just can't be bothered.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

91 Oh dear god.

I may never look at a plate of spaghetti and meatballs the same way again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2023 04:44 PM (J2vNu)

92 Seriously no joke. I saw the video. She just, uncharacteristically for her demographic, yelled the same phrase over and over again, quieter each time, until it was barely a hoarse whisper.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2023 04:45 PM (kjOVp)

93 You will not regret clicking on this link...

I do kinda regret you not using a url shortener though.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2023 04:45 PM (nfrXX)

94 I LOVE meatballs!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at September 28, 2023 04:45 PM (2r4U7)

95 Speaking of infuencers...Has anyone room temperatured that dude in England that like to walk into strangers houses?

One can dream.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 28, 2023 04:45 PM (Z8Yh2)

96 ... With sirens blaring, they then run out only to realize that all of the iPhones have been disabled and they may be being tracked.
So what do they do next? ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 04:44 PM (FVME7)
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I stand corrected. Apparently Apple, at least, *will* disable stolen devices.

Good. It'll suck when they use the capacity for evil - like disabling the devices of political dissidents - but it's the right thing to do in response to theft.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:46 PM (t0OGg)

97 Chris Christie??

https://tinyurl.com/3r5easa2
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (krqg6)

He's got camel toe!
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2023 04:42 PM (ZZCMO)

His species has a penis sheath.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 04:46 PM (w8j6z)

98 45 Remember, any Hordling what wins buys Anna Puma a sweet ride.

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: vanellope von schweetz at September 28, 2023 04:46 PM (sGtp+)

99 BLM Influencer "Meatball" Encouraged People to Loot Stores in Philly and Dared Police to Arrest Her (?).

That's retarded sir !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2023 04:46 PM (NtVYv)

100 Hiya

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2023 04:46 PM (T4tVD)

101 I try not to go into cell phone store except when the darn phones dies, (hence this stupid question) but wouldn't you need some kind of authorization to get it to work?-would stealing it do any good unless you were planning to hawk it on the street?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2023 04:46 PM (RSbhh)

102 "“Everybody must eat! Everybody must eat!” Philadelphia tonight.
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So steal phones?
Posted by: Axeman"

How are you going to order Doordash without one?

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 04:46 PM (vFG9F)

103 ... @HollyBriden
This is shocking coming from you @EdKrassen. When did you go full racist MAGA?
These are children looking for bread to feed their families - just like they’ve been doing for years while you ignored them because Elon hadn’t followed you yet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 04:44 PM (FVME7)
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Yup. Never forget it.

Poverty causes crime.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:46 PM (t0OGg)

104 Blackwell's video showed hordes of looters rushing into the Apple store and running away with iPhones and tablets.
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Yup. Because poverty causes crime. People need to eat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023

***
Oh, yeah! The silicon in the tablets' chips is crunchy and full of minerals.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2023 04:46 PM (J2vNu)

105 they can still sell the bricked phones to fences who send them overseas and do God knows what with them. each $1000 phone will get them like $50 from the whatever mafia.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 28, 2023 04:47 PM (AcWfM)

106 the mobile carriers *could* blacklist known-stolen devices if they wanted to. They just can't be bothered.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

Exxon doesn’t care if the car you’re filling up is stolen or not. Why would Verizon care if the phone is stolen?

Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 04:47 PM (bZ4X/)

107 >>Yup. Never forget it.

>>Poverty causes crime.

Also. Hoodies.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2023 04:47 PM (1mPxl)

108 What injustice?

A guess: the 1619 Project kind she’s been taught to be believe.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2023 04:48 PM (Hkcdp)

109 You have to LOOT THE APPLE STORES!!

LOOT THE APPLE STORES!!!

Posted by: Upstanding Citizen Ray Epps at September 28, 2023 04:48 PM (krQz2)

110 Looks like the love child of DeSantis and Tank Abrams.

/I keed, I keed ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 28, 2023 04:48 PM (/Ch/0)

111 Meatloaf > Meatball

Posted by: Biff Loman at September 28, 2023 04:48 PM (hm5mh)

112 “ Everybody must eat! Everybody must eat! The irony, it burns…

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023 04:48 PM (PCK5/)

113 It ain't warm out thar.

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2023 04:48 PM (T4tVD)

114 Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo Sep 27
After the raid on the Apple store in Philadelphia, Apple remotely blocked all the stolen devices.

These idiots are shocked and outraged.

🤷‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️

https://tinyurl.com/yckfxanz
15 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 04:48 PM (krqg6)

115 Is they Holly Bride Twat parody or real? It’s hard to tell these days.

Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 04:48 PM (bZ4X/)

116 Meatwad > Meatball

Posted by: SFGoth at September 28, 2023 04:48 PM (KAi1n)

117 I try not to go into cell phone store except when the darn phones dies, (hence this stupid question) but wouldn't you need some kind of authorization to get it to work?-would stealing it do any good unless you were planning to hawk it on the street?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2023 04:46 PM (RSbhh)
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Slap a SIM card into it and away you go. The cell networks fairly famously do *not* lock out stolen devices. They could, as every device as a unique hardware identifier (it's called the IMEI number, and you can pull it up by dialing *#06# on your phone's dialer) that registers with the network. Registration could be refused to known-stolen IMEIs, but it isn't.

Apparently Apple *did* disable these devices, though. So they will likely have no value other than for parts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:48 PM (t0OGg)

118 Poverty causes crime.
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...moral... yes

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 04:49 PM (krQz2)

119 Blackwell's video showed hordes of looters rushing into the Apple store and running away with iPhones and tablets.
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Yup. Because poverty causes crime. People need to eat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 2

The fresh fruits and vegetables were already gone.

Sad, really.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at September 28, 2023 04:49 PM (LccS3)

120 Does she have a nice ass ?? I would do her in the dark ....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 28, 2023 04:49 PM (EMZbN)

121 physically offensive.
______

LMFAO...... no shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2023 04:49 PM (Q4IgG)

122 Yup. Never forget it.

Poverty causes crime.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:46 PM (t0OGg)
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Today I learned that iPhones taste like bread.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2023 04:49 PM (ENJDE)

123 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 04:44 PM (FVME7)
******
Ed Krassenstein has no self-awareness.
These are his people.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2023 04:49 PM (NpAcC)

124 looters targeted several businesses including Apple, Foot Locker and Lululemon
___________

"They was just tryin' to feed they babies!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 04:50 PM (YqDXo)

125 >>Apparently Apple *did* disable these devices, though.

I think that's a Racisms against the Disabled, right there.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2023 04:50 PM (1mPxl)

126 122 Today I learned that iPhones taste like bread.

it's funny because they cost a lot of dough

Posted by: anachronda at September 28, 2023 04:50 PM (sGtp+)

127 Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo Sep 27
After the raid on the Apple store in Philadelphia, Apple remotely blocked all the stolen devices.
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Fascists!

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 04:50 PM (krQz2)

128 Yep; Thise BLM type looting is always for a noble cause-for some Black man unjustly killed by a white cop/ s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2023 04:51 PM (RSbhh)

129 #88 See my video at #114

And Hollaria Briden, Esq. & Ally is a leftist parody account, thus mocking the leftist Krassenstein brother.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 04:51 PM (krqg6)

130 Exxon doesn’t care if the car you’re filling up is stolen or not. Why would Verizon care if the phone is stolen?
Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 04:47 PM (bZ4X/)
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This is a bad comparison because neither the roads nor the gas station control access. The cell network does, by virtue of how the technology works. The phone depends on a carrier, and the carrier must by the nature of the technology know what the device is that is attempting to register with the network. The car does not depend on Exxon and there is no technical requirement for Exxon to know about the car (or non-car) into which the fuel is being dispensed.

The same is not true for the mobile network operators. They have to know, and they could eliminate the incentive for mobile phone theft with ease. They just choose not to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:51 PM (t0OGg)

131 You will not regret clicking on this link...

https://twitter.com/Rossmac212/status/1707351425007702035
Posted by: Mister Ghost

I do not regret clicking on that link. Amazing magic trick, I watched it five times and am still mystified.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 28, 2023 04:51 PM (kjOVp)

132 Not having your dad around to beat your ass for stealing causes crime.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 28, 2023 04:51 PM (Z8Yh2)

133
If only Democrats could take control in Philadelphia and end her oppression.

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2023 04:51 PM (dxcsE)

134 @90 Joe Mannix, I read somewhere that Apple locks out access to phones that are stolen. Basically the thief now has a nice paperweight

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2023 04:51 PM (cot+J)

135 Apparently Apple *did* disable these devices, though.

I think that's a Racisms against the Disabled, right there.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2023 04:50 PM (1mPxl)
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I'm guessing there is a disparate impact here.

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 04:51 PM (krQz2)

136 the videos of what went down reminded me of that 1972 flic "Conquest of the Planet of the Apes", where the semi-intelligent apes go wild and rampage through man's major cities, overwhelming the police forces.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2023 04:51 PM (i9ffA)

137 Thats a SHE?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 28, 2023 04:51 PM (XApSs)

138 I had to go to a SSA office to straighten out their issues regarding me a couple of weeks ago.

There were Meatballs e'erwhere!

Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (8uzBS)

139 In Heaven, Frank Rizzo is weeping as to what has become of his city.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (Id0yG)

140 Meatball is the natural progression from Meathead. Archie Bunker wouldn't have much use for either of them.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (mNmNo)

141 Police also issued the influencer two misdemeanors -- receiving stolen property and hazardous conditions/physically offensive.

I would take the hazardous conditions/physically offensive as something she did with her body while in custody. Farted long and loud in the squad car.

Posted by: Cheri at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (oiNtH)

142 This women is disperate because the things Trump personally did to her. She needs food for her five fatherless children and for Cocaine. Trump should be held responsible for what has been happening in Philadelphia !!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (X++p7)

143 iPhones taste like bread… Androids taste like????

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (PCK5/)

144 Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo Sep 27
After the raid on the Apple store in Philadelphia, Apple remotely blocked all the stolen devices.
---
Fascists!
Posted by: Axeman at

Profits over Social Justice.

Am I doing this right?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (LccS3)

145 until it was barely a ~~hoarse~~ horse whisper.
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Fixed. And aren't horse meatballs an IKEA specialty??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (krqg6)

146 These are children looking for bread to feed their families - just like they’ve been doing for years while you ignored them because Elon hadn’t followed you yet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 04:44 PM (FVME7)

Gawd, just like Celine Dion crying after Katrina when people were looting the shops "They can't afford jeans! They need jeans!" (or something stupid like that).

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (6xRrr)

147
Fucking savages.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (NtVYv)

148 Everybody must eat! Everybody must eat! Philadelphia tonight
______________

Eat each other! It's not like cannibalism is unknown back home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 04:53 PM (YqDXo)

149 they can still sell the bricked phones to fences who send them overseas and do God knows what with them. each $1000 phone will get them like $50 from the whatever mafia.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 28, 2023 04:47 PM (AcWfM)

---------

And then the US feral government buys them for $10,000 each and gives them away for free to po' peoples for votes.

The birth of the ObamaPhone ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 28, 2023 04:53 PM (LldOa)

150 the best meme of her to see.

https://9gag.com/gag/a8qvvOV

Posted by: Ed Gein at September 28, 2023 04:53 PM (Og19c)

151 Mayor Wilson Goode would drop a bomb on these clowns. Rizzo was a law and order guy but he never bombed anyone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2023 04:53 PM (cot+J)

152 t does make you wonder how she actually meant it. What injustice is she protesting against?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 28, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

Wypipo, of course.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 28, 2023 04:54 PM (BdMk6)

153 You will not regret clicking on this link...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 28, 2023 04:40 PM (TGPs7)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:54 PM (t0OGg)

154 I thought the nickname Meatball was taken

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 28, 2023 04:54 PM (VdGjU)

155 What Philadelphia needs is more of the Party of Cowbell!

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 04:54 PM (krQz2)

156 143 iPhones taste like bread… Androids taste like????
Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (PCK5/)
______________

Chicken?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 04:54 PM (YqDXo)

157 iPhones taste like bread… Androids taste like????
Posted by: tubal
______________

Chicken?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Despair

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 28, 2023 04:55 PM (ftFVW)

158 Exxon doesn’t care if the car you’re filling up is stolen or not. Why would Verizon care if the phone is stolen?
Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 04:47 PM

Exxon implementing "no gas for stolen cars" is impossible

Verizon prohibiting stolen iphones from their network is a database table and a few lines of code. Apple would probably pay for it.

New car radios now aren't stolen as much because you need a digital pin for them to work.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 28, 2023 04:55 PM (xttsV)

159 iPhones taste like bread… Androids taste like????
Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023

***
Fake plastic candy

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2023 04:55 PM (J2vNu)

160 Everybody must eat! Everybody must eat! Philadelphia tonight
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But, I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must eat phones!

Posted by: Marshall Bob Dylan at September 28, 2023 04:55 PM (krQz2)

161 Gawd, just like Celine Dion crying after Katrina when people were looting the shops "They can't afford jeans! They need jeans!" (or something stupid like that)

There's a name we haven't heard in a while.

How's her Satanic line of children's clothes doing?

Posted by: Celine and Old Scratch Are Besties at September 28, 2023 04:55 PM (ppBhU)

162 Gawd, just like Celine Dion crying after Katrina when people were looting the shops "They can't afford jeans! They need jeans!" (or something stupid like that).
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (6xRrr)
______________

Are jeans good eating?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 04:55 PM (YqDXo)

163 Despair
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 28, 2023 04:55 PM (ftFVW)

The top ingredient in Kaboom.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 04:55 PM (w8j6z)

164 Why are there no bricks and kerosene being delivered to street corners to support the BLM Protests against the City......

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 28, 2023 04:56 PM (X++p7)

165 "Androids taste like????"

Tickle me in the right place and I taste like motor oil.

Posted by: an android at September 28, 2023 04:56 PM (vFG9F)

166 >>>5 But she's crying, ace, thus not guilty!

I'll know she's not guilty only when I hear she got some applications for city college. Then I'll know she's a Gentle Giant who's Turning Her (?) Life Around.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2023 04:56 PM (KRtlO)

167 by weight

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 04:56 PM (w8j6z)

168 Play feral games, win feral prizes.

Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2023 04:56 PM (t20Fg)

169 >>the best meme of her to see.

https://9gag.com/gag/a8qvvOV

That's a THREADWINNER

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2023 04:56 PM (1mPxl)

170 140 Meatball is the natural progression from Meathead. Archie Bunker wouldn't have much use for either of them.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM

She's almost achieved the look and shape of Meatwad.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 28, 2023 04:56 PM (JCZqz)

171 iPhones taste like bread… Androids taste like????
Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023

***
Fake plastic candy
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2023 04:55 PM (J2vNu)
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Grandma's ribbon candy...

Not the good kind.

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 04:56 PM (krQz2)

172 Not having your dad around to beat your ass for stealing causes crime.

Posted by: DOYLE

Poll suggests decline in American Christianity directly linked to collapse of marriage and fatherhood

"Overall, the survey found that 80% of church attendees grew up in a home where their mother and father stayed married, a trend that remained true regardless of age. In addition, 87% of all 25- to 29-year-old never-married men in church had parents who remained married.
"'So what this means is folks in church on Sunday are categorically more likely to have grown up with a resident dad in the home than someone who is not in church on Sunday," De Gance (Founder and President of Communio) said.'"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 04:56 PM (FVME7)

173 California Gov. Gavin Newsom has signed a law raising the minimum wage for fast food workers to $20 per hour

https://tinyurl.com/wuzcnmj3

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2023 04:56 PM (NpAcC)

174 Dayjia Blackwell

Fuck off.

Posted by: spindrift at September 28, 2023 04:56 PM (EGPRf)

175 Club 85 throws a party!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 04:57 PM (YqDXo)

176 162 Gawd, just like Celine Dion crying after Katrina when people were looting the shops "They can't afford jeans! They need jeans!" (or something stupid like that).
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (6xRrr)
______________

Are jeans good eating?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 04:55 PM (YqDXo)

If you sous vide them…

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023 04:57 PM (PCK5/)

177 That Fricken Ho still owes me a BJ for what I did for her and BLM....

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 28, 2023 04:57 PM (R+nZe)

178 The fresh fruits and vegetables were already gone.

Sad, really.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at September 28, 2023 04:49 PM (LccS3)

They went to an APPLE store! They had to do the best they could when they didn't find the fruit they were looking for to feed their starving children!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 28, 2023 04:57 PM (N1DT3)

179
***
Androids taste like????
Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023

***
Fake plastic candy

That would be candy corn.

Posted by: We all know it at September 28, 2023 04:57 PM (2r4U7)

180 Cleanup on Aisle #168.

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 04:57 PM (krQz2)

181 iPhones taste like bread… Androids taste like????
Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (PCK5/)

we should as Lt Tasha Yar...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2023 04:57 PM (nXhwP)

182 It's amusing to make fun of this situation, but this is how major cities die. There's no coming back from this. As if they weren't doing it already, everyone with resources and and family to protect is now leaving Philadelphia - leaving a city core of nothing but criminals, the feeble, and the homeless. It's a death spiral, and there's no way left to break it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2023 04:57 PM (i9ffA)

183 174 California Gov. Gavin Newsom has signed a law raising the minimum wage for fast food workers to $20 per hour

https://tinyurl.com/wuzcnmj3

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2023 04:56 PM (NpAcC)

What is that in pesos? Asking for an amigo.

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2023 04:57 PM (14URa)

184 Are jeans good eating?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Don't know but Karens certainly aren't.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 04:58 PM (EnT0Y)

185 And Hollaria Briden, Esq. & Ally is a leftist parody account, thus mocking the leftist Krassenstein brother.
-----------
By complete coincidence, I saw this tweet of "hers" just this afternoon:

https://tinyurl.com/4drkdbct

marc flombone🟧 @MFlombone 1h Replying to @HollyBriden
Why is he holding a dead animal?

Hollaria Briden, Esq. & Ally @HollyBriden 1h
Jasper said “he is so loving that he petted his bunny to death.”

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 04:58 PM (krqg6)

186 we should as Lt Tasha Yar...
Posted by: SturmToddler

I am... fully functional.

Posted by: Data at September 28, 2023 04:58 PM (ftFVW)

187 Where's the Gaetz/Meatball selfie from bed?

Posted by: V.O. Mitt at September 28, 2023 04:58 PM (7ycwL)

188 It's amusing to make fun of this situation, but this is how major cities die.

Let them die.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 04:58 PM (w8j6z)

189 Ace got linked at HotGas

Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 04:58 PM (bZ4X/)

190 California Gov. Gavin Newsom has signed a law raising the minimum wage for fast food workers to $20 per hour

https://tinyurl.com/wuzcnmj3
Posted by: redridinghood

I predict a lot more gunfights happening at Compton fast food places.

Posted by: lost in space at September 28, 2023 04:59 PM (kmEPs)

191 Arrested? Charged? See! There is no two tiered justice! Equal treatment! Stupid cons.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2023 04:59 PM (R8uWY)

192 https://twitter.com/Rossmac212/status/1707351425007702035
Posted by: Mister Ghost

I wont regret it, because I won't open it. Let me take a wild guess?. It's some boobette acting like an idiot for the camera?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2023 04:59 PM (RSbhh)

193 I expect Baltimore to blow up next, at least what's left of it. A Baltimore cop won't be charged for killing an African American suspect. I don't think I'll be venturing to the final Orioles games or a Ravens game.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2023 04:59 PM (cot+J)

194 Fake plastic candy

That would be candy corn.
Posted by: We all know it

Circus Peanuts have entered the chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 04:59 PM (EnT0Y)

195 So Newsome raised the price of a Big Mac to $15, in other words…

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023 04:59 PM (PCK5/)

196 174 California Gov. Gavin Newsom has signed a law raising the minimum wage for fast food workers to $20 per hour

Big Mac, Fries, and a small diet coke ???? That will be $35 plus tax and state fees for a grand total of $47. Will that be cash, credit, or your car's title ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 28, 2023 04:59 PM (R+nZe)

197 The meatball lady is a hose beast.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2023 04:59 PM (9/y3s)

198 What does FAFO mean?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 28, 2023 04:59 PM (VdGjU)

199 What's the hourly minimum wage for fast-food robots?

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (7ycwL)

200 Are jeans good eating?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 04:55 PM (YqDXo)

Better than cake. Not as good as vengeance.

Nothing is as good eating as vengeance.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (xhaym)

201 Are jeans good eating?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 04:55 PM (YqDXo)

If you sous vide them…
Posted by: tubal

They might taste better with maple syrup....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (mNmNo)

202 It's amusing to make fun of this situation, but this is how major cities die.

Let them die.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 04:58 PM (w8j6z)
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Nothing lasts forever. That which cannot continue will end.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (YIVH2)

203 No worries, in the interest of justice her sentence will be commuted to time served. Which will be one day behind bars. then her face will be painted on a giant mural.

Where oh where do these miscreants get the idea, they can do whatever the heck they won't and get away with it? oh right, I forgot....

Posted by: Garbled memo at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (8E/8X)

204 Are jeans good eating?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Don't know but Karens certainly aren't.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 04:58 PM (EnT0Y)

just have to marinate them longer. they can be tough and stringy...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (nXhwP)

205 Ace got linked at HotGas
Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 04:58 PM (bZ4X/)

Hoist the anti-boarding nets.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (w8j6z)

206 193 https://twitter.com/Rossmac212/status/1707351425007702035
Posted by: Mister Ghost

I wont regret it, because I won't open it. Let me take a wild guess?. It's some boobette acting like an idiot for the camera?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2023 04:59 PM (RSbhh)

I went there Fen… it IS funny…

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (PCK5/)

207 Why does anyone with 0.1% of a functioning brain stay in Californica?????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (R+nZe)

208 It's amusing to make fun of this situation, but this is how major cities die.

..

And I get to watch it live on the Internet.

*sips coffee*

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (LccS3)

209 On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese
I lost my poor Meatball when the cell door did seize

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (FVME7)

210 What does FAFO mean?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

F' around and find out

Posted by: lost in space at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (kmEPs)

211 >>What does FAFO mean?

Pretty sure that Fafo was the little bunny who went hopping through the forest, scooping up the field-mice and bopping them on the head.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2023 05:01 PM (1mPxl)

212 >>the best meme of her to see.

https://9gag.com/gag/a8qvvOV

That's a THREADWINNER
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Seconded!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 05:01 PM (krqg6)

213 What does FAFO mean?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd

Fuck Around and Find Out

Posted by: Data at September 28, 2023 05:01 PM (ftFVW)

214 Philadelphia should buy IPhone and give them away

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 05:01 PM (fwDg9)

215 Nothing is as good eating as vengeance.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (xhaym)

Served cold.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 05:01 PM (w8j6z)

216
184 174 California Gov. Gavin Newsom has signed a law raising the minimum wage for fast food workers to $20 per hour

Along with a reserved "camping"spot under the overpass with discounted fentanyl?

Strike unless it's $30!

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2023 05:01 PM (dxcsE)

217 183 It's amusing to make fun of this situation, but this is how major cities die. There's no coming back from this. As if they weren't doing it already, everyone with resources and and family to protect is now leaving Philadelphia - leaving a city core of nothing but criminals, the feeble, and the homeless. It's a death spiral, and there's no way left to break it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2023 04:57 PM (i9ffA)

Well, there is - you prosecute and incarcerate all of them to the max...and ask for state help to hold them (if you don't have room).

Posted by: Nova Local at September 28, 2023 05:01 PM (exHjb)

218 They went to an APPLE store! They had to do the best they could when they didn't find the fruit they were looking for to feed their starving children!
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 28, 2023 04:57 PM

And LuLuLEMON! An easy mistake anyone could make!

Posted by: BLM Apologist at September 28, 2023 05:01 PM (JCZqz)

219 Do not talk shit about Candy corn, Peeps, or Circus Peanuts.

You have been warned.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 28, 2023 05:02 PM (Z8Yh2)

220 Meatball Lady is Michelle "Big Mike" Obama without make-up .........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 28, 2023 05:02 PM (R+nZe)

221 What does FAFO mean?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd

Fuck Around and Find Out
Posted by: Data at September 28, 2023 05:01 PM (ftFVW)
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Can't you just tell me?

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 05:02 PM (krQz2)

222 The meatball lady is a hose beast.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2023 04:59 PM (9/y3s)

Um, I think that term doesn't mean what you think it does

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2023 05:02 PM (xhaym)

223 She'd be a ball to take to the movies...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 28, 2023 05:02 PM (ZV+pB)

224 Fuck Around and Find Out
Posted by: Data at September 28, 2

I'm innocent and not particularly bright. But thank you.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 28, 2023 05:02 PM (VdGjU)

225 Why Did Fox Have Liberal Framing of Questions at the GOP Debate? W/ Michael Duncan & Eliana Johnson
youtube.com/watch?v=c-9QvWOGT0k
Megyn Kelly
Sep 28, 2023
Megyn Kelly is joined by Michael Duncan, co-host of the Ruthless Podcast, and Eliana Johnson, co-host of the Ink-Stained Wretches podcast, to discuss their takeaways from the "hot mess" of a second GOP debate, why Fox News partnering with Univision was a huge miss, the liberal framing on questions from the moderators, and more.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 28, 2023 05:03 PM (9aVck)

226 205 Ace got linked at HotGas
Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 04:58 PM (bZ4X/)

Prepare to repel boarders!!

Posted by: Arrrgh!! at September 28, 2023 05:03 PM (2r4U7)

227 iPhones taste like bread… Androids taste like????

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023 04:52 PM (PCK5/)

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Electric Mutton?

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 28, 2023 05:03 PM (LldOa)

228 Inflation Nationaly is about 5%. I guess in Californica it about 135% because of Governor Hairgel.....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 28, 2023 05:03 PM (R+nZe)

229 fuck around and find out

Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2023 05:04 PM (8uzBS)

230 just have to marinate them longer. they can be tough and stringy...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM (nXhwP)
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I thought the go-to culinary technique around here was to sous vide the shit out of everything...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2023 05:04 PM (YIVH2)

231 Pretty sure that Fafo was the little bunny who went hopping through the forest, scooping up the field-mice and bopping them on the head.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2023 05:01 PM (1mPxl)
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No, tgat's Bunny Foo-Foo. Bunny FAFO wears a t-shirt with a pack of smokes rolled in the sleeve, and carries a swtchblade.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2023 05:04 PM (ScR16)

232
Are jeans good eating?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 04:55 PM (YqDXo)

Depends how you dress 'em.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 28, 2023 05:04 PM (N3zMI)

233 They went to an APPLE store! They had to do the best they could when they didn't find the fruit they were looking for to feed their starving children!
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 28, 2023 04:57 PM (N1DT3)
___________

Yeah, "Meatball" looks like she's missed lots of meals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

234 221-nice

Subtle.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 28, 2023 05:04 PM (Z8Yh2)

235 Well, there is - you prosecute and incarcerate all of them to the max...and ask for state help to hold them (if you don't have room).
Posted by: Nova Local at September 28, 2023 05:01 PM (exHjb)

At this point you'd have to put 90% of the population of core Philadelphia in prison. Much cheaper and easier to just abandon it and let them burn themselves down.

A hard fact to face - democratic systems are incapable of facing up to situations like this effectively. I realize that's why they never last more than a couple hundred years when they're tried.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2023 05:04 PM (i9ffA)

236 Ace got linked at HotGas
Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 04:58 PM (bZ4X/)

Prepare to repel boarders!!
Posted by: Arrrgh!! at September 28, 2023 05:03 PM (2r4U7)
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Bring me my brown pants.

Posted by: The Captain at September 28, 2023 05:04 PM (krQz2)

237 What percentage for the looters grew up in a home with a biological father and a mother and where the father worked at something instead of drug sales, and where the family went to church on Sunday?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2023 05:05 PM (RSbhh)

238 I am old enough to remember that "inciting to riot" was a crime.

I don't know. Is it still a crime?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 05:05 PM (8fpTj)

239 iPhones taste like bread… Androids taste like????
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Electric Mutton?

It's going to be the very next phase.

Posted by: Donovan at September 28, 2023 05:05 PM (xttsV)

240 Take that to a Golden Corral Buffet and the place will be closed in 15 minutes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 28, 2023 05:05 PM (R+nZe)

241 Do not talk shit about Candy corn, Peeps, or Circus Peanuts.

You have been warned.
Posted by: DOYLE at September 28, 2023 05:02 PM (Z8Yh2)

Trifecta of the Worst Candy Ever!!!

Sugary ipecac.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Neanderthal, Just Ruggedly Handsome at September 28, 2023 05:05 PM (T/Lqj)

242 I live in a tourist town that has a national liquor store chain that locks up its Hennessey. I asked a store employee why they locked up Hennessey while they left more expensive single malts out on open shelves.

Employee explained that Hennessey "Attracts a certain clientele that's prone to shoplifting."

Doubtless this store chain does this nationally, and so they also do it in my little beach community.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 28, 2023 05:05 PM (nnp+f)

243 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: US judge blocks execution of mentally ill Texas man
||Scott Panetti, 65, who has suffered from mental illness for decades, was condemned to death in 1995 for the shooting of his estranged wife’s parents.

US District Judge Robert Pitman, after a three-day evidentiary hearing which ended on Wednesday, said it is “undisputed that Panetti is severely mentally ill, suffering from chronic schizophrenia for over forty years.

“Panetti’s mental illness prevents him from rationally understanding the state’s reasons for executing him,” Pitman said. “The court finds that Scott Panetti is not competent to be executed under the prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment set forth by the Eighth Amendment.” [...]

At trial, Panetti acted as his own attorney, wore a burgundy cowboy outfit and tried to call Pope John Paul II, John F. Kennedy and Jesus as witnesses.||

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 05:05 PM (krqg6)

244 Newsom has signed a law raising the minimum wage for fast food workers

Cue the price rises and product shrinkage for consumers.

Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 28, 2023 05:05 PM (Ek9cT)

245 Well, there is - you prosecute and incarcerate all of them to the max...and ask for state help to hold them (if you don't have room).
Posted by: Nova Local at September 28, 2023 05:01 PM (exHjb)

In PA? Where the current POS governor wants to destroy what's left of the 2A there? Where the cuck RINOs did nothing to fix any of the voting irregularities for 2 years when they held both houses of the legislature. Sorry, that ship has long set sail in that state, unfortunately.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 28, 2023 05:06 PM (Id0yG)

246 The cities BECOME the prisons.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at September 28, 2023 05:06 PM (7ycwL)

247 Fake plastic candy

That would be candy corn.
Posted by: We all know it

Circus Peanuts have entered the chat.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 04:59 PM (EnT0Y)
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It's almost Halloween! My time to shine.

Posted by: Mary Janes, surely invented by a dentist in need of business at September 28, 2023 05:06 PM (nW302)

248 I thought the go-to culinary technique around here was to sous vide the shit out of everything...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2023 05:04 PM (YIVH2)

You forgot "brine heavily and allow lacto-fermentation to start"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2023 05:06 PM (xhaym)

249 What percentage for the looters grew up in a home with a biological father and a mother and where the father worked at something instead of drug sales, and where the family went to church on Sunday?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2023 05:05 PM (RSbhh)

You are joking, correct?

Posted by: Vanya at September 28, 2023 05:06 PM (v27SO)

250 Escape from Philly?

We need to be able to point and laugh. Bulletproof glass?

Posted by: DOYLE at September 28, 2023 05:06 PM (Z8Yh2)

251 235 Well, there is - you prosecute and incarcerate all of them to the max...and ask for state help to hold them (if you don't have room).
Posted by: Nova Local at September 28, 2023 05:01 PM (exHjb)

At this point you'd have to put 90% of the population of core Philadelphia in prison. Much cheaper and easier to just abandon it and let them burn themselves down.

A hard fact to face - democratic systems are incapable of facing up to situations like this effectively. I realize that's why they never last more than a couple hundred years when they're tried.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2023 05:04 PM (i9ffA)

And the problem with putting 90% of them in prison? It's cheaper than paying that 90% all the welfare benefits they are getting (plus enduring all their societal costs as well). Prison food is cheap for a reason...and no one pays you welfare to be there.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 28, 2023 05:06 PM (exHjb)

252 Mutton?

https://youtu.be/b-HisCMWaso?si=hPQNqn0J4X7Szbrg

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at September 28, 2023 05:07 PM (2r4U7)

253 Panetti’s mental illness prevents him from rationally understanding the state’s reasons for executing him

Why would this matter?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 05:07 PM (w8j6z)

254 47 >>You will not regret clicking on this link...

This is as perplexing a misdirection as what I've witnessed passing for "news" on MSNBC, CNN, and PBS in the last week visiting my parents.

Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2023 05:07 PM (t20Fg)

255 When I'm prez, looters and gang raiders can be shot on site, in these sort of social break downs. Good for them I'll never be prez.

Posted by: sTevo at September 28, 2023 05:07 PM (dLiGu)

256 "“The court finds that Scott Panetti is not competent to be executed under the prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment set forth by the Eighth Amendment."

So that means he gets confined to a mental asylum for the rest of his natural life, right?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2023 05:07 PM (ou9hh)

257 CNN Breaking News.......

Republicans Expose Damning Evidence of Trump Corruption During First Impeachment Inquiry Hearing into his dealing with the Martians.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 28, 2023 05:07 PM (R+nZe)

258 This is fine...

which means that if Q3 GDP was bad and consumption was "revised" sharply lower (odd how economic data is never revised higher under Joe BIden), Q4 - when savings are virtually non-existant - and where we also get the i) return of student loan payments; ii) the UAW strike; iii) the government shutdown and iv) oil at almost $100 and gasoline at one year highs, is about to fall off a cliff.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2023 05:07 PM (R8uWY)

259 And the problem with putting 90% of them in prison? It's cheaper than paying that 90% all the welfare benefits they are getting (plus enduring all their societal costs as well). Prison food is cheap for a reason...and no one pays you welfare to be there.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 28, 2023 05:06 PM (exHjb)

Bukele in El Salvador has figured this out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2023 05:08 PM (i9ffA)

260 >>I am old enough to remember that "inciting to riot" was a crime.

I don't know. Is it still a crime?
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Answer: It depends on who's doing the inciting and who's doing the rioting.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 28, 2023 05:08 PM (bNf8H)

261 Why Did Fox Have Liberal Framing of Questions at the GOP Debate? Megyn Kelly is joined by Michael Duncan, co-host of the Ruthless Podcast, and Eliana Johnson, co-host of the Ink-Stained Wretches podcast, to discuss their takeaways from the "hot mess" of a second GOP debate...

Kelly, I'm sure, doesn't see the irony here. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! (shit, am I allowed to say that any more?)

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 28, 2023 05:08 PM (JCZqz)

262 It's amusing to make fun of this situation, but this is how major cities die.
...
And I get to watch it live on the Internet.

*sips coffee*
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at September 28, 2023 05:00 PM

==========

The Saint George Floyd of Fentanyl Riots were broadcast live on four local TV channels pretty much 24/7 from the looting of the Target store at 2 PM Wednesday until Midnight Sunday, when they finally realized that 10,000 MN NG on the streets finally stopped cold the four days of rioting, looting, and arson.

Too bad the elected idiot MN Governor Walz didn't try that on Wednesday afternoon and not Saturday morning.

Posted by: rd at September 28, 2023 05:08 PM (RYP5Z)

263
>>Poverty causes crime.

Posted by: garrett

+++++++++++++

And yet she found enough dough for her $25k bail.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at September 28, 2023 05:08 PM (hsN7Q)

264
At trial, Panetti acted as his own attorney, wore a burgundy cowboy outfit and tried to call Pope John Paul II, John F. Kennedy and Jesus as witnesses.||
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 05:05 PM (krqg6)

And the judge bought this shot? Lol. Obviously faking it.

Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 05:08 PM (bZ4X/)

265 So what's worse? Camden, NJ or Philly right now?

I spent a few months in Camden... lived in a place called, no joke, the "Pistol Projects."

Aptly named, due to the nightly gun battles. Had a few bullet holes in the wall from random stray gunfire. Was quite happy to be out of there.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 28, 2023 05:09 PM (AxRGS)

266 The Saint George Floyd of Fentanyl Riots were broadcast live on four local TV channels pretty much 24/7 from the looting of the Target store at 2 PM Wednesday until Midnight Sunday, when they finally realized that 10,000 MN NG on the streets finally stopped cold the four days of rioting, looting, and arson.

Too bad the elected idiot MN Governor Walz didn't try that on Wednesday afternoon and not Saturday morning.
Posted by: rd at September 28, 2023 05:08 PM (RYP5Z)
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Well, ya gotta let them burn off steam and give them space to destroy. Every Dem mayor and AG knows that!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2023 05:09 PM (YIVH2)

267 What does FAFO mean?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

Fast Acting Falafel Order

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2023 05:10 PM (R8uWY)

268 At trial, Panetti acted as his own attorney, wore a burgundy cowboy outfit and tried to call Pope John Paul II, John F. Kennedy and Jesus as witnesses.

The old burgundy cowboy outfit trick. Works every time.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2023 05:10 PM (nfrXX)

269 What cognac is favored by law-abiding people?

Posted by: GL at September 28, 2023 05:10 PM (5fDan)

270 Know who else liked to incite riots?

Posted by: Someone had to say it at September 28, 2023 05:10 PM (2r4U7)

271 “Panetti’s mental illness prevents him from rationally understanding the state’s reasons for executing him,” Pitman said. “The court finds that Scott Panetti is not competent to be executed under the prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment set forth by the Eighth Amendment.” [...]
Posted by: andycanuck

I had a coach that was arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor claim that same defense. He explained to the judge that he "was just crazy about that stuff!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 05:10 PM (EnT0Y)

272 Newsom has signed a law raising the minimum wage for fast food workers

Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 28, 2023 05:05 PM (Ek9cT)
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Fuckin' Trump!

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 05:10 PM (krQz2)

273 250 Escape from Philly?

To where ? Jersey Blows, PA is F**ked-up, New York is Yucca Flats, MD sucks Moose twang, and Delaware is is home to Blo Jiden..........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 28, 2023 05:10 PM (R+nZe)

274 Posted by: Vanya at September 28, 2023 05:06 PM (v27SO)

The pint was almost none of them did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2023 05:11 PM (RSbhh)

275 You mention Christie, I saw that giant blob in the owners box at the Cowboys game
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2023 04:38 PM (FQmDC)

HEY, we resent that!!

Posted by: United Blobs Of American Local 483 at September 28, 2023 05:11 PM (Zvtjl)

276 Everybody talks about the price of gas but Governor Newsome does something about it!

Ashley Zavala
@ZavalaA
Gov. Newsom in LA on gas prices, said his administration is once again looking into why they aren’t adding up in CA.
He says what’s different this year is the new regulatory unit that has the power to subpoena refiners and implement a price gouging penalty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 05:11 PM (FVME7)

277 Greg Gutfeld said that Fox partnering with Univision for the debate was the the worst partnership since Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light.
Said this wasn't FOX's doing, but the RNC insisting they have Univision.
He totally ripped the Univision host for her liberal viewpoint lies as being truths.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2023 05:11 PM (NpAcC)

278 California Gov. Gavin Newsom has signed a law raising the minimum wage for fast food workers to $20 per hour

https://tinyurl.com/wuzcnmj3
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2023 04:56 PM (NpAcC)

You think the riots are bad now, wait until they start shutting down the Mac D's.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 28, 2023 05:11 PM (BdMk6)

279 I’m lucky I guess. In my city nothing is locked up. Yet. Only a matter of time I guess. The rot is everywhere.

Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 05:11 PM (bZ4X/)

280 Just do not “ escape” to where I live….

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023 05:11 PM (PCK5/)

281 >>The old burgundy cowboy outfit trick.

Worked for Joey Callow. He got those two utes off.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2023 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

282 Too bad the elected idiot MN Governor Walz didn't try that on Wednesday afternoon and not Saturday morning.

Sometimes I think Governor Walz waited until Saturday morning, just so the riots could spread nationwide to every Democrat Shithole.

Posted by: rd at September 28, 2023 05:12 PM (RYP5Z)

283 272 Newsom has signed a law raising the minimum wage for fast food workers.
+++

The all robots all the time McDonalds.

Posted by: It's time at September 28, 2023 05:12 PM (2r4U7)

284 274-Point, not Pint.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2023 05:12 PM (RSbhh)

285 “Panetti’s mental illness prevents him from rationally understanding the state’s reasons for executing him,” Pitman said. “The court finds that Scott Panetti is not competent to be executed under the prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment set forth by the Eighth Amendment.” [...]
Posted by: andycanuck
________________

"Do you understand why we're executing you?"

Convict (eyeing electric chair): "Why, no, I don't."

"OK, let him go."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:13 PM (YqDXo)

286 You know what they say about big feet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 05:13 PM (w8j6z)

287 284 274-Point, not Pint.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2023 05:12 PM (RSbhh)

Thanks for pointing that out..

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2023 05:13 PM (PCK5/)

288 Employee explained that Hennessey "Attracts a certain clientele that's prone to shoplifting."

Doubtless this store chain does this nationally, and so they also do it in my little beach community.

Same reason Ciroc, a fairly mediocre vodka, is behind the glass.

Posted by: But Indoggo is right there on the shelves at September 28, 2023 05:13 PM (ppBhU)

289 "but the RNC insisting they have Univision."

Ah, so the GOPe is courting the Hispanic vote.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2023 05:13 PM (ou9hh)

290 272 Newsom has signed a law raising the minimum wage for fast food workers.
_______________

Robot manufacturers cheer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:13 PM (YqDXo)

291 277 Greg Gutfeld said that Fox partnering with Univision for the debate was the the worst partnership since Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light.

Why? Selling out to the Left, and simping to Spanish speakers, is on brand for Fox.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 28, 2023 05:13 PM (JCZqz)

292 Ashley Zavala
@ZavalaA
Gov. Newsom in LA on gas prices, said his administration is once again looking into why they aren’t adding up in CA.
He says what’s different this year is the new regulatory unit that has the power to subpoena refiners and implement a price gouging penalty.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 05:11 PM (FVME7)

Exxon should get a judge to declare that the price of gas in California should be $3 and that Newsom's political party is dissolved. That's how this works, isn't it?

Posted by: Vanya at September 28, 2023 05:13 PM (v27SO)

293 Newsom: $20 an hour for everyone

Also Newsom: I can’t figure out why gas is expensive in CA

Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 05:14 PM (bZ4X/)

294 At trial, Panetti acted as his own attorney, wore a burgundy cowboy outfit and tried to call Pope John Paul II, John F. Kennedy and Jesus as witnesses.

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The problem with having Jesus testify is achieving service of a subpoena.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 05:14 PM (FVME7)

295 No one has yet called her 'butterball'?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2023 05:14 PM (llON8)

296 And the judge bought this shot? Lol. Obviously faking it.
Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 05:08 PM

He might actually be nuts. From wiki: "Three years later, Panetti was tried in a Texas state court for capital murder. Panetti sought to represent himself, and so the trial court ordered a competency hearing. Panetti was found to be suffering from a "fragmented personality, delusions, and hallucinations" for which he had been hospitalized over 12 times and for which he had been prescribed high doses of powerful psychiatric drugs for schizophrenia."

Posted by: Chuck C at September 28, 2023 05:14 PM (xttsV)

297 You know what they say about big feet.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 05:13 PM (w8j6z)

If ya don't wash them they stink bigly ?

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2023 05:14 PM (T4tVD)

298 At trial, Panetti acted as his own attorney, wore a burgundy cowboy outfit and tried to call Pope John Paul II, John F. Kennedy and Jesus as witnesses.

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That didn't work out for Mr. Carlson...

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 05:15 PM (krQz2)

299 What cognac is favored by law-abiding people?

Cognac is yesterday's news. Today's law-abiding peeps won't shut the fuck up about bourbon.

Posted by: And they're all experts too--just ask 'em at September 28, 2023 05:15 PM (ppBhU)

300 so the GOPe is courting the Hispanic vote.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2023 05:13 PM (ou9hh)

Well I mean they are natural conservatives.
- Senator McStain From Hell

Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 05:15 PM (bZ4X/)

301 Ashley Zavala
@ZavalaA
Gov. Newsom in LA on gas prices, said his administration is once again looking into why they aren’t adding up in CA.
He says what’s different this year is the new regulatory unit that has the power to subpoena refiners and implement a price gouging penalty.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 05:11 PM (FVME7)
_______________

The proceeds of which will go into the state's empty coffers. Srsly, did you think it would go to car owners?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:15 PM (YqDXo)

302 Greg Gutfeld said that Fox partnering with Univision for the debate was the the worst partnership since Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light.
Said this wasn't FOX's doing, but the RNC insisting they have Univision.
He totally ripped the Univision host for her liberal viewpoint lies as being truths.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2023 05:11 PM

-=========

Maybe Fox News can fire him too?

Posted by: rd at September 28, 2023 05:15 PM (RYP5Z)

303 >Blackwell was charged with burglary, criminal trespassing, conspiracy, criminal mischief, riot with the intent to commit a felony and criminal use of a communication facility.

8 hrs community service, $10 fine

next case!

Posted by: DB - aspiring person at September 28, 2023 05:15 PM (geLO8)

304 Wait. We're minimum wage workers now? Same as in town?

Posted by: Prostitutes in California at September 28, 2023 05:16 PM (2r4U7)

305 We're working twelve hour days this week because of all the riots and looting. My squad is working 3p-3a. Fun.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 28, 2023 05:16 PM (Kt0Tl)

306 >>The problem with having Jesus testify is achieving service of a subpoena.
__

Also, the oath. "So help me ... Dad?"

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 28, 2023 05:16 PM (bNf8H)

307 Greg Gutfeld said that Fox partnering with Univision for the debate was the the worst partnership since Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light.
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What I want to know is what questions did Gavin Noisome write?

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 05:16 PM (krQz2)

308 Panetti was found to be suffering from a "fragmented personality, delusions, and hallucinations" for which he had been hospitalized over 12 times and for which he had been prescribed high doses of powerful psychiatric drugs for schizophrenia."
Posted by: Chuck

When I am elected your King, there are going to be some changes.

The deciding factor will be: "Is the accused a menace to society?" Crazy or not will not matter.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 05:17 PM (EnT0Y)

309 Biden speaks at John McCain's ongoing funeral:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
BIDEN: "We are all created equal, endowed by our — in the image of God — endowed by our creator to be able to be treated equally throughout our lives."

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
LIVE NOW: Biden Delivers Speech On Democracy, Legacy Of Sen. John McCain In Arizona

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 05:17 PM (krqg6)

310 Wyatt, glad to see you. Take care of yourself.

Posted by: inven in need of business at September 28, 2023 05:17 PM (nW302)

311 293 Newsom: $20 an hour for everyone.

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Same as in town.

Posted by: Sorry, couldn't resist at September 28, 2023 05:18 PM (2r4U7)

312 You Honor, I next call George Lucas to the stand. Mr. Lucas, Chewbacca is a seven-foot tall wookie from Kashyyyk...but he lives on Endor with a bunch of midget Ewoks. That does not make sense.

Posted by: Scott Panetti at his death sentence competency trial at September 28, 2023 05:18 PM (JCZqz)

313 He might actually be nuts. From wiki: "Three years later, Panetti was tried in a Texas state court for capital murder. Panetti sought to represent himself, and so the trial court ordered a competency hearing. Panetti was found to be suffering from a "fragmented personality, delusions, and hallucinations" for which he had been hospitalized over 12 times and for which he had been prescribed high doses of powerful psychiatric drugs for schizophrenia."
Posted by: Chuck C at September 28, 2023 05:14 PM (xttsV)
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He should be awarded an Academy Award. He's a much better actor than those who usually get it.

My take: if he doesn't know who/what he is, he won't know he's being executed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:18 PM (YqDXo)

314 Biden speaks at John McCain's ongoing funeral:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
BIDEN: "We are all created equal, endowed by our — in the image of God — endowed by our creator to be able to be treated equally throughout our lives."

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
LIVE NOW: Biden Delivers Speech On Democracy, Legacy Of Sen. John McCain In Arizona
Posted by: andycanuck

Oh, you know the thing!

Posted by: Nursing Home Joe at September 28, 2023 05:18 PM (ftFVW)

315 >>Hennessey "Attracts a certain clientele that's prone to shoplifting."

Houston hosted the Super Bowl about 20 years ago. A gal I know worked the Petroleum Club party that was hosted by some rapper. Said she never saw Hennessey mixed with so many other liquids...orange juice, redsodawatah, coke and so on

Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2023 05:18 PM (8uzBS)

316 Wyatt, glad to see you. Take care of yourself.
Posted by: inven in need of business at September 28, 2023 05:17 PM (nW302)
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Good grief, I can't even take off a sock correctly today.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2023 05:18 PM (nW302)

317 Meatball?

Ray Epps laughs!

Posted by: Charles Martel at September 28, 2023 05:18 PM (VBKyf)

318 Wyatt,
Nice to see you! Prayers for Your safety

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 28, 2023 05:18 PM (TC7Gi)

319 Why would this matter?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 05:07 PM (w8j6z)

The insanity plea standard is to be "beyond blame" that is to be unable to understand the consequences or the import of personal actions leading to the crime
On the other hand, just being schizophrenic and getting instructions from the dog is not sufficient, since you can't accept directions from any dog. The dog has to have some overwhelming or irresistible authority.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2023 05:18 PM (xhaym)

320 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
BIDEN: "We are all created equal, endowed by our — in the image of God — endowed by our creator to be able to be treated equally throughout our lives."
______________

This will come as good news to the J6 defendants.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

321 As an Only Fans star, Meatball will no doubt hold nothing back during her prosecution.

My prediction, Larry Krasner will drop all charges once the hubbub dies down.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2023 05:19 PM (ejl+D)

322 Has civilization lost all meaning?

Looters Completely Ignore Foot Locker Referee Blowing His Whistle

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 05:19 PM (FVME7)

323 Good grief, I can't even take off a sock correctly today.
Posted by: bluebell

Queue up the old Noxzema 'Take it all off' music.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 05:19 PM (EnT0Y)

324 Wyatt, glad to see you. Take care of yourself.
Posted by: inven in need of business at September 28, 2023 05:17 PM (nW302)

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2023 05:19 PM (T4tVD)

325 319 Why would this matter?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 05:07 PM (w8j6z)

The insanity plea standard is to be "beyond blame" that is to be unable to understand the consequences or the import of personal actions leading to the crime
On the other hand, just being schizophrenic and getting instructions from the dog is not sufficient, since you can't accept directions from any dog. The dog has to have some overwhelming or irresistible authority.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2023 05:18 PM (xhaym)

The dog was wearing a labcoat.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 05:20 PM (eYoxG)

326 BIDEN: "We are all created equal, endowed by our — in the image of God — endowed by our creator to be able to be treated equally throughout our lives."
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That's some authentic Eastern gibberish, right there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2023 05:20 PM (ScR16)

327 This will come as good news to the J6 defendants.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Oh, no, no, we doesn't include *them*

Posted by: Nursing Home Joe at September 28, 2023 05:20 PM (ftFVW)

328 305 We're working twelve hour days this week because of all the riots and looting. My squad is working 3p-3a. Fun.

ugh sorry Wyatt

what a mess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 28, 2023 05:20 PM (AcWfM)

329 BIDEN: "We are all created equal, endowed by our — in the image of God — endowed by our creator to be able to be treated equally throughout our lives."

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At least this time he remembered "The Thing!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 28, 2023 05:20 PM (LldOa)

330 Meatball will spend less time in jail, for committing a real crime, then the J6ers will.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2023 05:21 PM (XqcwY)

331 The dog was wearing a labcoat.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

Mr. Peabody, iszat you?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 05:21 PM (EnT0Y)

332 He says what’s different this year is the new regulatory unit that has the power to subpoena refiners and implement a price gouging penalty.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 05:11 PM (FVME7)

I wonder what the gas tax is in CA?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2023 05:21 PM (xhaym)

333 We're working twelve hour days this week because of all the riots and looting. My squad is working 3p-3a. Fun.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 28, 2023 05:16 PM (Kt0Tl)

Yikes. Prayers to you and yours. Hang tough.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Neanderthal, Just Ruggedly Handsome at September 28, 2023 05:21 PM (T/Lqj)

334 >“The court finds that Scott Panetti is not competent to be executed under the prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment

the 'cruel and unusual' bit was written by men with fresh memories of actual cruel punishments- tar and feathers, lynching, being drowned, drawn & quartered, or even pressed to death

pressed is just what it sounds like- the condemned was dispatched by being covered with planks or boards, and then stones were piled on top until squish

Posted by: DB - aspiring person at September 28, 2023 05:21 PM (geLO8)

335 ||Owners of the approximately 1.64 million select Hyundai and Genesis vehicles listed below should park their vehicles outside and away from homes until their vehicles have been repaired, due to a new recall for the risk of fire.

Hyundai’s safety recall (NHTSA ID: 23V-651000) applies to the following vehicles and model years: 2012-2015 Accent, 2012-2015 Azera, 2011-2015 Elantra, 2013-2015 Elantra Coupe, 2014-2015 Equus, 2011-2015 Genesis Coupe, 2013-2015 Santa Fe, 2013 Santa Fe Sport, 2011-2015 Sonata HEV, 2010-2013 Tucson, 2015 Tucson Fuel Cell, 2012-2015 Veloster and 2010-2012 Veracruz.

Owners of the approximately 1.73 million select Kia vehicles listed below should also park their vehicles outside and away from homes until their vehicles have been repaired.

Kia’s safety recall (NHTSA ID: 23V-652000) applies to the following vehicles and model years: 2014-2016 Cadenza, 2011-2013 Forte/Forte Koup, 2015-2017 K900, 2010-2015 Optima, 2011-2013 Optima Hybrid, 2011-2017 Rio, 2010 Rondo, 2011-2014 Sorento, 2011-2013 Soul and 2010-2013 Sportage.

The vehicle’s anti-lock brake system module could leak brake fluid internally and cause an electrical short.||
https://tinyurl.com/mr37dyuk

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 05:21 PM (krqg6)

336 320 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
BIDEN: "We are all created equal, endowed by our — in the image of God — endowed by our creator to be able to be treated equally throughout our lives."

Except for the unborn. We can still kill them. Right, Joe?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2023 05:21 PM (PiwSw)

337 The problem with having Jesus testify is achieving service of a subpoena.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 05:14 PM (FVME7)

I feel special. He's promised to testify on my behalf.

Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2023 05:22 PM (a4aCT)

338 Thanks Nurse and the rest of you folks. It has been a crazy week. Not a fan of 12 hour days but the OT isn't bad.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 28, 2023 05:22 PM (Kt0Tl)

339 310 Wyatt, glad to see you. Take care of yourself.

Posted by: inven in need of business at September 28, 2023 05:17 PM (nW302)

Megadittoes.

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2023 05:22 PM (14URa)

340 He should be awarded an Academy Award. He's a much better actor than those who usually get it.

I'm not arguing that he shouldn't be executed, I'm just pointing out that he is either 1) nuts, or 2) extremely cunning by being sent to a psych hospital 12 times and pretending to be schizo and getting schizo drugs to use as an excuse when he later commits murder.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 28, 2023 05:22 PM (xttsV)

341 The Saint George Floyd of Fentanyl Riots were broadcast live on four local TV channels pretty much 24/7 from the looting of the Target store at 2 PM Wednesday until Midnight Sunday, when they finally realized that 10,000 MN NG on the streets finally stopped cold the four days of rioting, looting, and arson
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It was the melanin talking!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

342
We're working twelve hour days this week because of all the riots and looting. My squad is working 3p-3a. Fun.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 28, 2023 05:16 PM

Sometimes, when you're looking for bread to feed your family the only thing open (or closed, as the case may be) is one of 17 separate PA State Liquor stores in Philly. You must break through the theft-proof barriers to keep them fed.

/ OFF AOC

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 28, 2023 05:23 PM (enJYY)

343 The court finds that Scott Panetti . . . .
pressed is just what it sounds like- the condemned was dispatched by being covered with planks or boards, and then stones were piled on top until squish
Posted by: DB - aspiring person

If it was Scott Panini. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 05:23 PM (EnT0Y)

344 Queue up the old Noxzema 'Take it all off' music.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 05:19 PM (EnT0Y)
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Lol!!

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2023 05:23 PM (ENJDE)

345 We are well endowed in the image of God?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2023 05:23 PM (R8uWY)

346 I thought she was a nice person when her pic was still on the syrup bottle. It was a mistake to remove her, and now she's headed for the hoosegow. Shame, really.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 28, 2023 05:23 PM (fs1hN)

347 CVS says it will close NINE HUNDRED stores by the end of 2024 - 10% of all its shops - as it moves to online strategy amid rampant increase in shoplifting

Daily Mail
https://tinyurl.com/3r66w8n9

Posted by: Building Back Better than what? at September 28, 2023 05:23 PM (2r4U7)

348 I'm not arguing that he shouldn't be executed, I'm just pointing out that he is either 1) nuts, or 2) extremely cunning by being sent to a psych hospital 12 times and pretending to be schizo and getting schizo drugs to use as an excuse when he later commits murder.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 28, 2023 05:22 PM (xttsV)
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I don't care. Either way, they should check his current/voltage characteristics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:23 PM (YqDXo)

349 BIDEN: "We are all created equal, endowed by our — in the image of God — endowed by our creator to be able to be treated equally throughout our lives."
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That's not how it works.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2023 05:23 PM (YIVH2)

350 Newsom: $20 an hour

The end is coming. The humans will be replaced.

Rise of the Burgerbots.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 28, 2023 05:24 PM (Vu7A1)

351 The dog was wearing a labcoat.

That dog told me that he was Science. I had to believe him.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2023 05:24 PM (nfrXX)

352 Philly riots are climate change.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2023 05:24 PM (R8uWY)

353 >>>ugh sorry Wyatt

what a mess
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Eh, it's the job. I spent my entire patrol career on overnights so it's annoying but I haven't fallen asleep at my desk.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 28, 2023 05:24 PM (Kt0Tl)

354 Sorry, Wyatt, for the incredibly longs days and nights for you and fellow officers/detectives, etc. May the Lord keep you all safe..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2023 05:24 PM (RSbhh)

355 The end is coming. The humans will be replaced.

Rise of the Burgerbots.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 28, 2023 05:24 PM (Vu7A1)
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Little known fact: Skynet started out as a humble burger-flipping robot...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2023 05:25 PM (YIVH2)

356 The deciding factor will be: "Is the accused a menace to society?" Crazy or not will not matter.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 05:17 PM

I think the crazy defense is obviously overused...but there are a handful of people every year where it is applicable. You're correct...they should still be locked up, but medicated and released when stable, probably, with the understanding they can be reincarcerated if they voluntarily stop their medication.

This story, told by MrBallen, is an excellent example. https://tinyurl.com/mrx83zst
Anyone could have a psychotic break like this, and feel terrible afterwards, but not have any recollection of the event. Truly sad and terrifying. It a long-ish video, but a great story, so I recommend saving to listen to later.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 28, 2023 05:25 PM (JCZqz)

357 How much do looters tithe?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 28, 2023 05:25 PM (VdGjU)

358
Escape from Philadelphia !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2023 05:25 PM (NtVYv)

359
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Megadittoes
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I miss Rush.

Posted by: Dan's Bake Sale at September 28, 2023 05:25 PM (2r4U7)

360 due to a new recall for the risk of fire

See! Internal Combustion Vehicles are more dangerous than EVs, just like I told you rubes!

Posted by: (Not Really) Joe Xiden at September 28, 2023 05:25 PM (xttsV)

361 Sometimes, when you're looking for bread to feed your family the only thing open (or closed, as the case may be) is one of 17 separate PA State Liquor stores in Philly. You must break through the theft-proof barriers to keep them fed.

/ OFF AOC
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 28, 2023 05:23 PM (enJYY)
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Why are the MEN looting? Since when did they give a rat's ass about their chirren, wheresoever they might be?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

362 Dat be one stanky Meatwad.

Posted by: Marooned at September 28, 2023 05:25 PM (kt8QE)

363 301 Ashley Zavala
@ZavalaA
Gov. Newsom in LA on gas prices, said his administration is once again looking into why they aren’t adding up in CA.
He says what’s different this year is the new regulatory unit that has the power to subpoena refiners and implement a price gouging penalty.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 05:11 PM (FVME7)
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The proceeds of which will go into the state's empty coffers. Srsly, did you think it would go to car owners?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:15 PM (YqDXo)

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Time for some emergency unscheduled refinery maintenance outages.

Posted by: rd at September 28, 2023 05:25 PM (tjGPh)

364 I miss Rush.

Posted by: Dan's Bake Sale at September 28, 2023 05:25 PM (2r4U7)

No shit.

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2023 05:25 PM (14URa)

365 >> How much do looters tithe?
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10% directly to the Big Guy. (No, not that one.)

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 28, 2023 05:26 PM (bNf8H)

366 >>Biden speaks at John McCain's ongoing funeral:

Ironic that Biden would be honoring his Ukraine partner on the day the House starts his impeachment inquiry.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2023 05:26 PM (ZLI7S)

367 How much do looters tithe?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 28, 2023 05:25 PM (VdGjU)
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-10%

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 05:26 PM (krQz2)

368 Sidebar: Everybody's so creative!

What an abomination.

Posted by: Jesus did not die for her sins at September 28, 2023 05:27 PM (ppBhU)

369 >>>Megadittoes.
Posted by: Peaches

Thanks. Sorry I have been scarce. Reading all the posts but work is so busy I can rarely comment. Miss you Morons.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 28, 2023 05:27 PM (Kt0Tl)

370 The end is coming. The humans will be replaced.
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We're talking about fast food employees. Don't exaggerate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:27 PM (YqDXo)

371 > I miss Rush.

Posted by: Dan's Bake Sale

I miss Creedence

Posted by: DB - aspiring person at September 28, 2023 05:27 PM (geLO8)

372 357 How much do looters tithe?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 28, 2023 05:25 PM (VdGjU)

Probably depends on the fence.

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2023 05:27 PM (14URa)

373 There is no truth to the rumor that "10% to the Big Guy" was Hunter talking about his tithe.

Posted by: Axeman at September 28, 2023 05:29 PM (krQz2)

374 The moment was almost too much for Anneisha Williams, who held back tears as she spoke during a news conference just before Newsom signed the bill. Williams, a mother of six — seven if you count her beloved dog — works at a Jack in the Box restaurant in Inglewood.

“They’ve been with me on the picket line, and they’ve been marching with me as well,” Williams said of her children. “This is for them.”

FML

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2023 05:29 PM (NtVYv)

375 California Gov. Gavin Newsom has signed a law raising the minimum wage for fast food workers to $20 per hour
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I read somewhere, maybe here, that combo meals track in price to about 75% of minimum wage. Look forward to $15 big mac fries and a coke (and diabetes), loonie Californians.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 28, 2023 05:29 PM (fs1hN)

376 We're talking about fast food employees. Don't exaggerate.

The hu-persyns?

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 28, 2023 05:30 PM (Vu7A1)

377 Police also issued the influencer two misdemeanors -- receiving stolen property and hazardous conditions/physically offensive.

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100% that last charge.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 28, 2023 05:30 PM (Y79pC)

378 The court finds that Scott Panetti is not competent to be executed under the prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment
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If we executed a-holes more often it wouldn't be an unusual punishment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:30 PM (YqDXo)

379 https://twitter.com/TheFigen_/status/1706769465734783439

Are elephants more deserving of human status than...well you can guess.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2023 05:30 PM (8erNz)

380 CVS says it will close NINE HUNDRED stores by the end of 2024 - 10% of all its shops - as it moves to online strategy amid rampant increase in shoplifting

Daily Mail
https://tinyurl.com/3r66w8n9
Posted by: Building Back Better than what?

Odds on the stores being closed are primarily in Democratic controlled shit holes. It is beginning to look certain that the Bluehole urban centers will end up being ghost towns over the next decade at which point I expect the feral urban youths will start foraging in the suburbs.

Posted by: lost in space at September 28, 2023 05:31 PM (kmEPs)

381 The moment was almost too much for Anneisha Williams, who held back tears as she spoke during a news conference just before Newsom signed the bill. Williams, a mother of six — seven if you count her beloved dog — works at a Jack in the Box restaurant in Inglewood.
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She's got SIX kids, and she works at Jack in the Box? In deepest darkest Inglewood, no less?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

382 NOOD

Keeeeev

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2023 05:32 PM (llON8)

383 We are well endowed in the image of God?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2023 05:23 PM (R8uWY)

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Some of us more than others ...

;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 28, 2023 05:32 PM (KIX/x)

384 Odds on the stores being closed are primarily in Democratic controlled shit holes. It is beginning to look certain that the Bluehole urban centers will end up being ghost towns over the next decade at which point I expect the feral urban youths will start foraging in the suburbs.

At which point I predict they will encounter some unpleasant surprises.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2023 05:32 PM (I/Qkd)

385 I read somewhere, maybe here, that combo meals track in price to about 75% of minimum wage. Look forward to $15 big mac fries and a coke (and diabetes), loonie Californians.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 28, 2023 05:29 PM (fs1hN)

Considering the knock-on effects of your actions is probably racist.

Posted by: Vanya at September 28, 2023 05:32 PM (v27SO)

386 I woke up on the couch one time...call it 2 am...Son of Sam movie was on, and the dog was telling ole Dave to go out and kill.

Not a pleasant thing to wake up to. Had to watch for a while just to get my bearings.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 28, 2023 05:32 PM (Z8Yh2)

387 I'm impressed by her instagram/TikTok cartwheel in the street while wearing underwear (?).

She'll become a State Representative in the not too distant future. (That's a career link for young, female blm influencers. If college enters the picture, school psychologist/administrator will become another career link.)

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 28, 2023 05:32 PM (GshMh)

388 Ukrainian nood

^
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Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2023 05:32 PM (Q4IgG)

389 The moment was almost too much for Anneisha Williams, who held back tears as she spoke during a news conference just before Newsom signed the bill. Williams, a mother of six — seven if you count her beloved dog — works at a Jack in the Box restaurant in Inglewood.
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She's got SIX kids, and she works at Jack in the Box? In deepest darkest Inglewood, no less?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Not for long. Bet she's been there a while and is top of the list for lay off.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 28, 2023 05:33 PM (ftFVW)

390 Odds on the stores being closed are primarily in Democratic controlled shit holes. It is beginning to look certain that the Bluehole urban centers will end up being ghost towns over the next decade at which point I expect the feral urban youths will start foraging in the suburbs.
Posted by: lost in space at September 28, 2023 05:31 PM (kmEPs)
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Inner city denizens are already re-enacting the opening scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

391 She'll become a State Representative in the not too distant future. (That's a career link for young, female blm influencers. If college enters the picture, school psychologist/administrator will become another career link.)

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 28, 2023 05:32 PM (GshMh)
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DEI bureaucrat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2023 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

392 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 5h
JUST IN - Almost two-thirds of Germans want the country to accept fewer migrants as skepticism about immigration is growing — ARD pol

MORE - 64% favor Germany taking in fewer migrants, 12 points more than in May of this year. Only 5% advocate taking in more migrants.

[ARD is a news agency or something not the "right-wing" AfD party.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 05:34 PM (krqg6)

393 We're talking about fast food employees. Don't exaggerate.
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Yeah, it's all fun and games until the Terminator kills you for not getting fries with that.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 05:35 PM (krqg6)

394 California fast food employees have been getting over $18 an hour for the past couple years anyway. You could find every Carl's Jr, every Chipotle, with help wanted on the door at rates I never made back in the day and probably negotiable.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2023 05:36 PM (8erNz)

395 375 California Gov. Gavin Newsom has signed a law raising the minimum wage for fast food workers to $20 per hour

I read somewhere, maybe here, that combo meals track in price to about 75% of minimum wage. Look forward to $15 big mac fries and a coke (and diabetes), loonie Californians.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 28, 2023

I am willing to bet a lot of people will be priced out of a job. There will be more self ordering on devices and what exactly defines a fast food res? Drive through?, watch me get rid of the drive through and I'll have my customers park and I'll run the food to them, there will be people figuring out a way around this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 28, 2023 05:36 PM (ocULy)

396 394 California fast food employees have been getting over $18 an hour for the past couple years anyway. You could find every Carl's Jr, every Chipotle, with help wanted on the door at rates I never made back in the day and probably negotiable.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2023 05:36 PM (8erNz)
I forgot about that. McDonald's was having a hard time filling positions at $20 an hour. Government mandates makes things worse.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 28, 2023 05:38 PM (ocULy)

397 I woke up on the couch one time...call it 2 am...Son of Sam movie was on, and the dog was telling ole Dave to go out and kill.

Not a pleasant thing to wake up to. Had to watch for a while just to get my bearings.
Posted by: DOYLE at September 28, 2023 05:32 PM (Z8Yh2)

How many live rounds do you still have in your revolver?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 28, 2023 05:39 PM (BdMk6)

398 Meatball? Is that a DeSantis reference?

She has as much as to be President as Rob does, lolololol

Posted by: Warlord Dilley at September 28, 2023 05:41 PM (ZlKnD)

399 335 ||Owners of the approximately 1.64 million select Hyundai and Genesis vehicles listed below should park their vehicles outside and away from homes until their vehicles have been repaired, due to a new recall for the risk of fire.

Hyundai’s safety recall (NHTSA ID: 23V-651000) applies to the following vehicles and model years: 2012-2015 Accent, 2012-2015 Azera, 2011-2015 Elantra, 2013-2015 Elantra Coupe, 2014-2015 Equus, 2011-2015 Genesis Coupe, 2013-2015 Santa Fe, 2013 Santa Fe Sport, 2011-2015 Sonata HEV, 2010-2013 Tucson, 2015 Tucson Fuel Cell, 2012-2015 Veloster and 2010-2012 Veracruz.

Owners of the approximately 1.73 million select Kia vehicles listed below should also park their vehicles outside and away from homes until their vehicles have been repaired.

Kia’s safety recall (NHTSA ID: 23V-652000) applies to the following vehicles and model years: 2014-2016 Cadenza, 2011-2013 Forte/Forte Koup, 2015-2017 K900, 2010-2015 Optima, 2011-2013 Optima Hybrid, 2011-2017 Rio, 2010 Rondo, 2011-2014 Sorento, 2011-2013 Soul and 2010-2013 Sportage.

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These are the same vehicles that are being stolen by the hundreds because they don't have engine immobilizer

Posted by: anonymous at September 28, 2023 05:42 PM (ZlnDs)

400 384... expect the feral urban youths will start foraging in the suburbs.

At which point I predict they will encounter some unpleasant surprises.
Posted by: Archimedes

Oh, they do. But like frogs in tempid water, we sit (as directed) rather than save ourselves.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 28, 2023 05:44 PM (GshMh)

401 Holy moly, that's what happened to Meatwad? He shouldnt have blown the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie money on hookers and fast cars. Such a shame ..

Posted by: Mishdog at September 28, 2023 05:45 PM (aoSA0)

402 If one were in the business of marketing real racism, one couldn't hire better salesmen than the "anti racists."

Posted by: Zek at September 28, 2023 06:00 PM (5FPX4)

403 If this shit doesn't stop, it's only a matter of time before the 'other side' starts taking matters into their own hands.

You want disorder? You want lawlessness? Careful what you wish for, bitches. You just might get it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 28, 2023 06:07 PM (Qt4kF)

404 "Meatball"??

More like Meathead. I'm sure someone above has already said this, though.

Those iPhones are really nice paperweights...not that any of those hooligans have 'papers.'

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 28, 2023 06:15 PM (Rbu5d)

405 She looks like she needs to NOT eat for a little while.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at September 28, 2023 06:22 PM (tBHkr)

406 Damn, she's what we'd call a "beefy babe" IYKWIM

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at September 28, 2023 06:25 PM (vcho+)

407 Charge "Meatball" and these other (insert fake word) with murder.

Of the English language.

P.S. every time you use the word "provider" knowing damn well so many other words in this vast and massive language work infinitely better, you murder a helpless puppy out there.

Posted by: English Is Dead at September 29, 2023 01:44 AM (8sMut)

408 56 Teary-eyed influencer "Meatball" who livestreamed Philadelphia looting mayhem charged with 6 felonies
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What's funny is that she wouldn't have been charged if she hadn't decided to directly call out the cops and prosecutors for being what they are. Had she just shouted about "social justice" or "reparations" or "oppression" or some shit, she would have walked.

But government types - especially government types involved in policing and prosecution and courts - *hate* being defied. It's all about their authority. Challenge that like she did, and they will throw the book at you like they did to her. Had she just not done that one particular thing, it would have gone exactly the way she expected.

It doesn't matter that the police chief and the prosecutors and whatnot on her side or that they approve of what she's done, because she called them out and defied them. That defiance *must* be dealt with.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2023 04:41 PM (t0OGg)

SHE WILL PAY FOR HER INSOLENCE!!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 29, 2023 01:48 AM (8sMut)

409 You sure we didn't see her at J6?

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at September 29, 2023 01:30 PM (G/6B6)

410 Thanks in favor of sharing such a nice idea, post
is good, thats why i have read it fully

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FAFO: BLM Influencer "Meatball" Encouraged People to Loot Stores in Philly and Dared Police to Arrest Her (?).
The Police So Dared, and Now She (?) Is Crying.