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Herd Psychology Cafe

edinburghschoolofdivinity.jpg
Edinburgh School of Divinity, New College
via @takemyhearteverywhere on IG


This is one sexy, studly chihuahua. Careful girls, he's married!

I think that's courtesy of lost in space but my memory is hazy.

People are smart, groups are stupid.

World record jump-rope. More interesting than you might think!

Dog helps stray kitten come inside home. Possibly set-up but the dog is undeniably helping the kitten and guarding it.

DUCK IS ULTIMATE CHAMPION

The cutest li'l home invaders!

That's a big mastiff.

Was that wrong?

Ol'-timey rollerskates in Paris, 1923.

Bears go HAM on a hammock.

A dumb game involving a a water-filled balloon.

Rabbit Eats World.

Also the resting place of the Holy Grail:

Here's a naked selfie for you all:

kutyaselfie.jpg

Thanksto andycanuck.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Lurst!

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 07:31 PM (vFG9F)

2 Just stumbled in to that.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

3 Looting and crime out control in Philly, but no one can answer the most important question about Philly !!!!!!!!!

Which is "When is the next Gay Pride Parade?"

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 28, 2023 07:32 PM (R+nZe)

4
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2023 07:33 PM (ENBF0)

5 Big mastiff has that 70s look down. Could've been a character on Starsky and Hutch.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2023 07:34 PM (Dm8we)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

7 I learned long ago to replace all the lever type door handles because cats has BRAINZZZ yo...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 28, 2023 07:34 PM (MeG8a)

8 The Heart video was touching

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

9 Jasper Rivera!

[R.I.P.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 07:38 PM (krqg6)

10 From the sidebar where the government official sent real cars ahead to block off EV chargers so that she wouldn't be inconvenienced when she arrived in her EV during her short trip:

"While a police officer eventually responded to the incident, a police report was never filed."

Gosh, that's interesting.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 28, 2023 07:39 PM (+MSSo)

11
* pours a nice Syrah so it can breathe a bit for Ben Had, to soften another yakless Café. *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2023 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)

12 Petra got its name because everything there is petrafied.

Posted by: fd's True Facts at September 28, 2023 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

13 Naked selfies surface of Percy.

Dana is going to be shocked.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2023 07:39 PM (NpAcC)

14 We have had lever handles everywhere but the basement door, we are sure the cats could get out if they were lever handles long ago.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 07:39 PM (fwDg9)

15
Hey!... Hey!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2023 07:40 PM (MoZTd)

16 Looting and crime out control in Philly

Gosh I hope the cheese steaks are ok.

Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 28, 2023 07:41 PM (UjBI4)

17 Two of my daughters went to Petra about a year and a quarter ago, and said it was almost deserted, and yes, magnificent. They saw pictures of what it was like before Covid, and it was so crowded you saw little but the backs of other people's heads. The locals, who depend on tourist dollars to feed their extended families, were crying the blues.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2023 07:41 PM (I/Qkd)

18 I wonder why the cows thought they weren't supposed to step on the white line...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 28, 2023 07:41 PM (MeG8a)

19 Ha, ha. Stray kitten doesn't like puddle -- only begins meowing complaints after stepping in it.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 07:42 PM (krqg6)

20 You know how Yaks are able to predict the weather? They read the alman - Yak.

Brought to you by the Yak Proliferation Society.l

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2023 07:42 PM (LgZdy)

21 Hey!... Hey!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2023 07:40 PM


Straw is cheaper. Grass is free.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2023 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)

22 Petra was used in a Indiana Jones movie wasn't it?
Or maybe they recreated it

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 07:43 PM (fwDg9)

23 Sometimes pets need pets. I had a friend whose neutered tomcat brought kittens home because he needed friends.

Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2023 07:43 PM (cs21Z)

24 >>We have had lever handles everywhere but the basement door, we are sure the cats could get out if they were lever handles long ago

When I was a kid we had a mutt and a Golden. One day they were out in my grandparent's fenced garden and I was in the living room watching them. I saw the mutt jump on the fence gate latch to open the gate and then held the gate open until the Golden got out.

She was a very smart girl.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2023 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)

25 Petra was used in a Indiana Jones movie wasn't it?
Or maybe they recreated it


Last Crusade, IIRC. I think it was the real thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2023 07:44 PM (I/Qkd)

26 Remember hordlings, you still have time to celebrate Sea Otter Awareness Week! Go visit you local aquarium and say hi to the sea otters!

They hold hands while they sleep, you know.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 28, 2023 07:45 PM (IByKi)

27 I wonder why the cows thought they weren't supposed to step on the white line...
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Break your mama's back!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 07:46 PM (krqg6)

28
Gosh I hope the cheese steaks are ok.
Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards

_________

They were stealing scrapple and pepper pot soup.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2023 07:46 PM (MoZTd)

29 Naked selfie dog reminds me of CA pol Scott Weiner.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 28, 2023 07:46 PM (MeG8a)

30 Also re. Herd Psychology... the hockey insult for anyone who falls on the ice without having been hit, "Blue line to tall for you??"

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 07:47 PM (krqg6)

31 I've got a nekid selfie too if anyone wants it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2023 07:47 PM (XtkZj)

32 Mmmmm.......scrapple.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2023 07:49 PM (dKuyx)

33 Step on a line , kill your mother bovine

Posted by: Drive by at September 28, 2023 07:49 PM (MNhXM)

34 26 Remember hordlings, you still have time to celebrate Sea Otter Awareness Week! Go visit you local aquarium and say hi to the sea otters!

They hold hands while they sleep, you know.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 28, 2023 07:45 PM (

They also love rape and necrophilia!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2023 07:49 PM (XtkZj)

35 too tall for you

Argh!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 07:49 PM (krqg6)

36 ace must've shaved off most of his fur before that selfie.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 07:49 PM (eYoxG)

37 Shouldn't Taylor Swift's tour be called Periods instead of Eras?

Posted by: logprof at September 28, 2023 07:50 PM (RTJ1b)

38 nurse, love ya but my local aquarium has noting but Catfish and crawdads.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2023 07:50 PM (LLdlH)

39 Step on a line , kill your mother bovine
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I was thinking of "white track".

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 07:50 PM (krqg6)

40 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2023 07:50 PM (T4tVD)

41 Sometimes you’re the blindfolded lady and sometimes you’re the duck …

Posted by: Adriane the Comic Book History Critic . . . at September 28, 2023 07:51 PM (4Winp)

42 Taylor Swift has seen some action in her day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2023 07:51 PM (XtkZj)

43
Mmmmm.......scrapple.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

_________

Actually I love scrapple. Goetta as well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2023 07:51 PM (MoZTd)

44 31 I've got a nekid selfie too if anyone wants it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Don't let bulgaroctonus know. He will ask to see them

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 28, 2023 07:51 PM (IByKi)

45 Champion dog watches his own video with excitement
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His master's voice.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 07:52 PM (krqg6)

46 I see cows these days I wonder how their hooves are doing.
Still watching cow videos almost daily. Today watched a rusted screw taken out of one that wasn't too deep thankfully for the cow.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 07:52 PM (fwDg9)

47 44 31 I've got a nekid selfie too if anyone wants it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Don't let bulgaroctonus know. He will ask to see them
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 28, 2023 07:51 PM (IByKi)

Thanks for the heads up!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2023 07:53 PM (XtkZj)

48 The Heart video was touching
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

How many sheeps were there ?
Didja count 'em ?

Every night before I sleeps
I count my blessings
instead of sheeps.

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2023 07:53 PM (T4tVD)

49 Mmmmm.......scrapple.
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I keep on losing the letters.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 07:53 PM (krqg6)

50 Update to the earlier post on Madison Cornbread:

Apparently, she's just a big ole liar. How could you think you could say things like this and not have them bite you in the ass?

https://tinyurl.com/mryyywh3

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2023 07:53 PM (I/Qkd)

51 Cows don't see very well directly in front of them. They are also stupid.

Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2023 07:53 PM (cs21Z)

52 Cows don't see very well directly in front of them. They are also stupid.

OTOH, they are delicious.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2023 07:54 PM (I/Qkd)

53 51 Cows don't see very well directly in front of them. They are also stupid.
Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2023 07:53 PM (cs21Z

And tasty.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2023 07:54 PM (XtkZj)

54
Still watching cow videos almost daily. Today watched a rusted screw taken out of one that wasn't too deep thankfully for the cow.
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 07:52 PM (fwDg9)

________

Do you watch the Hoof GP? I enjoy seeing his work.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2023 07:55 PM (MoZTd)

55 Cows don't see very well directly in front of them. They are also stupid.
Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2023 07:53 PM (cs21Z)

Just cause they were never on Jeopardy ?

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2023 07:55 PM (T4tVD)

56 Maybe cows are superstitious

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 07:57 PM (fwDg9)

57 The background to the Jasper bathroom selfie for those who've forgotten July 2013!

https://tinyurl.com/375ncytc

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 07:57 PM (krqg6)

58 Based on Joe Biden's performance, I'm thinking a rando cow would make a better CiC.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2023 07:57 PM (XtkZj)

59 Hadrian a few of his

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 07:57 PM (fwDg9)

60
Now I'm seeing a blurb on the news about the Texas Stiletto Murder.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2023 07:57 PM (MoZTd)

61 My back hurts. Need some Icey Hot Stat.

And a Gimlet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2023 07:58 PM (XV/Pl)

62 These cow hoof repairs come from all over the world but most are from here.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 07:58 PM (fwDg9)

63 50 Update to the earlier post on Madison Cornbread:

Apparently, she's just a big ole liar. How could you think you could say things like this and not have them bite you in the ass?

https://tinyurl.com/mryyywh3
Posted by: Archimedes



Up to this point, she's had a consequence free life.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 28, 2023 07:59 PM (jrKun)

64 Every night before I sleeps
I count my blessings
instead of sheeps.
Posted by: JT


Every night before I sleeps
I check the Easter basket
And count the Peeps …

Posted by: Adriane the Sugar Deprived Critic . . . at September 28, 2023 07:59 PM (4Winp)

65 Dog probably says 'look what I found, may I keep it?'

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2023 07:59 PM (NxC5+)

66 Still watching cow videos almost daily. Today watched a rusted screw taken out of one that wasn't too deep thankfully for the cow.
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 07:52 PM (fwDg9)


That's good. They didn't have to wheel her out on a Guernsey.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2023 07:59 PM (dKuyx)

67 20 You know how Yaks are able to predict the weather? They read the alman - Yak.

Brought to you by the Yak Proliferation Society.l

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2023 07:42 PM (LgZdy)
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Yeah but what about llamas?

Posted by: Carl of Jimmy Neutron fame at September 28, 2023 08:00 PM (qfLjt)

68 Every night before I sleeps
I count my blessings
instead of sheeps.
Posted by: JT


Every night before I sleeps
I check the Easter basket
And count the Peeps …


Every night before I sleeps
I worry 'bout who
The reaper reaps

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at September 28, 2023 08:01 PM (I/Qkd)

69 >>Update to the earlier post on Madison Cornbread:

>>Apparently, she's just a big ole liar. How could you things like this and not have them bite you in the ass?

Rumor is that former John McCain speechwriter was the ghostwriter for the book.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2023 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

70 Is there really anything inside at Petra, or is it like a Hollywood western town with only the fronts of buildings?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 08:02 PM (8fpTj)

71 @67

>>Yeah but what about llamas?

Llamas are Alpacas with better press agents.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2023 08:02 PM (XV/Pl)

72 Better turn this off.
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

73 Fed prosecutor who went after J6 protesters gets busted for a road rage stabbing:

https://tinyurl.com/3efwx7a2

Florida Man

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2023 08:03 PM (BB+an)

74 Update to the earlier post on Madison Cornbread:

Apparently, she's just a big ole liar. How could you think you could say things like this and not have them bite you in the ass?


There is a ridiculous amount of money in anti-Trump propaganda. When you throw that kind of money at something you are going to get a lot of really poor content.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2023 08:03 PM (XqcwY)

75 30 Also re. Herd Psychology... the hockey insult for anyone who falls on the ice without having been hit, "Blue line to tall for you??"

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 07:47 PM (krqg6)
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Hadn't heard that one, I like it.

Posted by: Ciampino - not the hockey puck again! at September 28, 2023 08:04 PM (qfLjt)

76 Sometimes pets need pets. I had a friend whose neutered tomcat brought kittens home because he needed friends.
Posted by: huerfano

Don't know how he does it, but MegaRoy seems able to attract strays to our back deck like flies to shite.

We brought in Splotchy, who was uncharacteristically grateful for a cat. Neighbor kitty, Miss Penny, would move in, in a heart beat if we let her. But her Hooman daddy knows she's a slut for scritches and nibbles and calls us when she's ten minutes late for bedtime to determine whether we've seen her during the day.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 28, 2023 08:04 PM (c2rrQ)

77 We’re raising cattle guard minimum wage to $20 dollars an hour.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at September 28, 2023 08:04 PM (m97zU)

78 'Nite Skip !

Count them sheeps !

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2023 08:05 PM (T4tVD)

79 Fed prosecutor who went after J6 protesters gets busted for a road rage stabbing:

https://tinyurl.com/3efwx7a2


One of the J6 protestors is a violent entitled thug? Who knew?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2023 08:05 PM (XqcwY)

80 70 Is there really anything inside at Petra, or is it like a Hollywood western town with only the fronts of buildings?
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Huge aquifer like in Dune IIRC.

And a ton of bones in its ossuary although I might mistakenly be thinking of another site for that.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 08:05 PM (krqg6)

81 That's good. They didn't have to wheel her out on a Guernsey.
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They're really tough to steer.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 08:06 PM (krqg6)

82 Hadn't heard that one, I like it.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 08:07 PM (krqg6)

83 From the last thread, the reason that bitch thinks it's funny to wreck the busker's keyboard then rob him is because she knows nobody's going to beat her ass for it because she's a chick. If a guy had done that he'd have gotten the shit kicked out of him. She's immune from consequence because she has a pussy.

Posted by: Vagina privilege. It's real and not at all spectacular at September 28, 2023 08:07 PM (lR6tR)

84 I know a Mormon that would drink 2 or 3 Mountain Dews a day.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 08:07 PM (8fpTj)

85 So, it's a Necropolis.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 08:08 PM (8fpTj)

86 The progs have found a new Nazi hero!

https://tinyurl.com/yzhjdmc4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 08:08 PM (FVME7)

87 ... is because she knows nobody's going to beat her ass for it because she's a chick. If a guy had done that he'd have gotten the shit kicked out of him. She's immune from consequence because she has a pussy.
-

You're this ][ close.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 28, 2023 08:09 PM (+MSSo)

88 Petra was used in a Indiana Jones movie wasn't it?
Or maybe they recreated it
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2023 07:43 PM (fwDg9)
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They did film the exterior for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I'm pretty sure the interior scenes were filmed on a sound stage, though, as I don't think the interior of Petra contains lethal traps, an ancient warrior monk, and the Holy Grail.

But I could be wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2023 08:09 PM (BpYfr)

89 A friend of mine told me the Layabouts Union in Las Vegas is considering going on strike since they have been working without a contract and clean diapers for some time. 60,000 douche bags. Bartenders, house keepers, etc.

Could happen anytime now.

Zombie Moe Greene weeps…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2023 08:10 PM (R/m4+)

90 Kenya call an Alpaca Al ?

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2023 08:11 PM (T4tVD)

91 From the last thread, the reason that bitch thinks it's funny to wreck the busker's keyboard then rob him is because she knows nobody's going to beat her ass for it because she's a chick. If a guy had done that he'd have gotten the shit kicked out of him. She's immune from consequence because she has a pussy.
Posted by: Vagina privilege

There's a problem with this train of thought. Disrespectful bastards, such as myself, are reluctant to presume some asshole's gender. So we beat down with abandon those that would behave as this so called female.

FAFO

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 28, 2023 08:11 PM (c2rrQ)

92 Fresh dairy is what I will miss the most in the Burning Time.

Domestic cows are no wild kine that could survive without man.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 08:11 PM (n68w9)

93 In frame 3 of Feasting Bunny, what is that big alien green fractal vegetable? Glad he's eating that; I don't want it.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 28, 2023 08:11 PM (MvF+J)

94 I saw a video. Maybe it was posted here. Some gal hits a man in line somewhere.

He gave her "what for."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 08:12 PM (8fpTj)

95 Kenya call an Alpaca Al ?

If you'll be his bodyguard he can be your long last pal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 28, 2023 08:12 PM (Bd6X8)

96 I know a Mormon that would drink 2 or 3 Mountain Dews a day.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 08:07 PM (8fpTj)

A MOREman !

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2023 08:12 PM (T4tVD)

97 I've got a nekid selfie too if anyone wants it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2023 07:47 PM (XtkZj)

Is that you, Anthony?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 28, 2023 08:13 PM (Zvtjl)

98 Here's a readable-to-all Nitter thread version of the Petra Xtweet. There are a couple of [probably cut & paste] descriptions of the site on the first page.

https://tinyurl.com/nhjdfmmn
The Greek name Petra (“Rock” probably replaced the biblical name Sela. Remains from the Paleolithic and Neolithic periods have been discovered at Petra, and Edomites are known to have occupied the area about 1200 BCE. Centuries later the Nabataeans, an Arab tribe, occupied it and made it the capital of their kingdom. In 312 BCE the region was attacked by Seleucid forces, who failed to seize the city. Under Nabataean rule, Petra prospered as a centre of the spice trade that involved such disparate realms as China, Egypt, Greece, and India, and the city’s population swelled to between 10,000 and 30,000.
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Petra, often referred to as the "Rose City," is indeed a mysterious and awe-inspiring ancient city located in the heart of the desert in present-day Jordan. Here's a combination of its history and intriguing facts: [list of 10 follows]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 08:14 PM (krqg6)

99 I know a Mormon that would drink 2 or 3 Mountain Dews a day.

I knew one that would drink his Budweiser while driving down the freeway in California. Jack Mormon, I believe it was.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 28, 2023 08:15 PM (Bd6X8)

100 The Edinburgh photograph is just perfect

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2023 08:15 PM (BB+an)

101 94 I saw a video. Maybe it was posted here. Some gal hits a man in line somewhere.

He gave her "what for."
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 08:12 PM (8fpTj)

Best example of turnabout is some woman getting violent with a bus driver. Guys probably 50s, maybe 60s. Knocks her the fuck out with a single uppercut.

Posted by: That's a guy who takes no shit at September 28, 2023 08:15 PM (lR6tR)

102 No idea why cows (and bulls) dodge white lines, but another strange thing -
Those of us out west are familiar with cattle guards; a row of rails across a road as a continuation of fencing to stop cattle from crossing. The top of the rails are at road level with a shallow trench under them. The cattle are afraid of getting their legs stuck.
Here's the good part. After the cattle has been exposed to cattle guards, painting a series of white lines on the road imitating the steel rails works just as well.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 28, 2023 08:16 PM (B3C4z)

103 Tomorrow is National Coffee Day
https://is.gd/EL1csq

Posted by: Ciampino -- not the hockey puck again! at September 28, 2023 08:16 PM (qfLjt)

104 People in Zimbabwe outraged white woman wins beauty pageant( ya don't say?)

https://instapundit.com/608138/

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2023 08:17 PM (FQmDC)

105 BCE?

What the heck is "Common Era?"

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 08:17 PM (8fpTj)

106 Kenya call an Alpaca Al ?

If you'll be his bodyguard he can be your long last pal.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 28, 2023 08:12 PM (Bd6X

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2023 08:17 PM (T4tVD)

107 "Tomorrow is National Coffee Day"

Everyday is Coffee Day.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 08:17 PM (8fpTj)

108 I had a guy tell me one time the Mormons believe when you take your dirt nap you eventually are taken up by Macaroni who blows his trumpet and you become a planet somewhere in the wide, wide universe.

Planet Claire comes to mind…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2023 08:18 PM (R/m4+)

109 Using an eagle on a standard is not unusual, predates Roman times. I cannot tell if there is a swastika under it, too fuzzy.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 28, 2023 08:19 PM (D7u0p)

110
Zombie Moe Greene weeps…
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

___________

What about Zombie Fredo Corleone? Can't bang cocktail waitresses two at a time if they're on strike.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2023 08:20 PM (MoZTd)

111
Best example of turnabout is some woman getting violent with a bus driver. Guys probably 50s, maybe 60s. Knocks her the fuck out with a single uppercut.

--

We're getting closer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 28, 2023 08:20 PM (r9lDC)

112 7 "Tomorrow is National Coffee Day"

Everyday is Coffee Day.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 08:17 PM (8fpTj)

Word.

Posted by: Guy who drinks a shitload of coffee at September 28, 2023 08:20 PM (lR6tR)

113 Here's the good part. After the cattle has been exposed to cattle guards, painting a series of white lines on the road imitating the steel rails works just as well.
Posted by: buddhaha at September 28, 2023 08:16 PM (B3C4z)

A lot of them in Wyoming. Very effective. Cows are both dumb and smart.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Neanderthal, Just Ruggedly Handsome at September 28, 2023 08:20 PM (T/Lqj)

114 Looting and crime out control in Philly, but no one can answer the most important question about Philly !!!!!!!!!

Which is "When is the next Gay Pride Parade?"
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 28, 2023 07:32 PM (R+nZe)
***

The better question is will Philly hold the Otter Awareness Parade???

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2023 08:21 PM (uSHSS)

115 "Zombie Moe Greene weeps…"

Half weeps.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 28, 2023 08:21 PM (MvF+J)

116 nurse, love ya but my local aquarium has noting but Catfish and crawdads.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2023 07:50 PM (LLdlH)

I always liked the practicality of "crawdad" (what we called them in Ohio) to "crayfish". Ok, it lives in water but it ain't no FISH. Not sure why 'dad' became the end of it, but it ain't no fish.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 08:21 PM (eoQWY)

117 Tomorrow is National Coffee Day
https://is.gd/EL1csq
Posted by: Ciampino -- not the hockey puck again! at September 28, 2023 08:16 PM (qfLjt)

And Mrs. Aspirin Factory's birfday.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2023 08:21 PM (dKuyx)

118
Half weeps.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape

________

That ain't tears....

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2023 08:22 PM (MoZTd)

119 108 I had a guy tell me one time the Mormons believe when you take your dirt nap you eventually are taken up by Macaroni who blows his trumpet and you become a planet somewhere in the wide, wide universe.

Planet Claire comes to mind…
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2023 08:18 PM (R/m4+)

Everyone gets a Plymouth Satellite

Posted by: B52s. Super gay but damn if they couldn't write hits at September 28, 2023 08:22 PM (lR6tR)

120 Mike @miapbi Sep 23 Replying to @Enezator
Prepare for the long walk. It took 2 1/2 hours from the main entrance to the end, which is the Monastery. Lots of steps too towards the end. And that’s without stopping for pictures. I went last week and it’s an amazing experience!

[A link I saw said it's 850 steps.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 08:22 PM (krqg6)

121 BCE?

What the heck is "Common Era?"

--

An attempt for people to so their best to pretend Jesus didn't exist and that the world didn't know he existed and that it hasn't based their entire system of measuring time off of his birth and existence.

It's similar to the they/them pronoun silliness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 28, 2023 08:22 PM (r9lDC)

122 Using an eagle on a standard is not unusual, predates Roman times. I cannot tell if there is a swastika under it, too fuzzy.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 28, 2023 08:19 PM (D7u0p)

Don't think Rome ever used the 'sticka. Originally the standard had SPQR - Senate and the People of Rome.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 08:23 PM (eoQWY)

123 "Not sure why 'dad' became the end of it, but it ain't no fish."

'Crawmom' upset domestic tranquility.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 28, 2023 08:23 PM (MvF+J)

124 Alberta premier tells Ottawa to pound sand over proposed energy regulations:

https://tinyurl.com/mryeh98s

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2023 08:24 PM (BB+an)

125 An attempt for people to so their best to pretend Jesus didn't exist and that the world didn't know he existed and that it hasn't based their entire system of measuring time off of his birth and existence.

It's similar to the they/them pronoun silliness.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 28, 2023 08:22 PM (r9lDC)

What's even dumber is that in making a new era, they didn't fix the problem in the current system where there is no year 0, so that math across the 0 point isn't right. It strictly is a place for modernists to not use a Christian term.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 08:25 PM (eoQWY)

126 What the heck is "Common Era?"
----------
When Christianity started!

On the bright side, I'm sure most people see CE and BCE and think Before/Christian Era and not the Common crap.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 08:25 PM (krqg6)

127 "Not sure why 'dad' became the end of it, but it ain't no fish."

'Crawmom' upset domestic tranquility.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 28, 2023 08:23 PM (MvF+J)

We already had Ladybug for momma

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 08:25 PM (eoQWY)

128 122 Oldcat, Was not stating that Romans used swastika, just cannot tell if Uke example has a swastika under the eagle (86)

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 28, 2023 08:25 PM (D7u0p)

129 Here's the good part. After the cattle has been exposed to cattle guards, painting a series of white lines on the road imitating the steel rails works just as well.
-----------
Until some smart-ass figures out you can jump over them!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 08:26 PM (krqg6)

130 Crawma wrought trauma.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 28, 2023 08:27 PM (MvF+J)

131 Penguin assassin tries to infiltrate a meeting of heads of state. Big Penguin delenda est.

https://tinyurl.com/3fu7jck5

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2023 08:27 PM (I/Qkd)

132 nurse, love ya but my local aquarium has noting but Catfish and crawdads.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2023 07:50 PM (LLdlH)


Mine's just got a golf fish and three guppies.
I didn't know fish could swim upside down.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2023 08:28 PM (uSHSS)

133 They did film the exterior for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I'm pretty sure the interior scenes were filmed on a sound stage, though, as I don't think the interior of Petra contains lethal traps, an ancient warrior monk, and the Holy Grail.

But I could be wrong.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2023 08:09 PM (BpYfr)

Holy Grail for "Special Tour", 5 more dolla.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 08:28 PM (eoQWY)

134
What's even dumber is that in making a new era, they didn't fix the problem in the current system where there is no year 0, so that math across the 0 point isn't right. It strictly is a place for modernists to not use a Christian term.

Posted by: Oldcat

--

Wait, so what unimportant arbitrary uneventful thing happened at the BCE-CE moment to make it significant?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 28, 2023 08:29 PM (r9lDC)

135 131 Looked like he was going straight for the grapes at first.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 28, 2023 08:29 PM (MvF+J)

136 123 "Not sure why 'dad' became the end of it, but it ain't no fish."

'Crawmom' upset domestic tranquility.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 28, 2023 08:23 PM (MvF+J)

The crawmoms showed a strange pattern of taking 2/3 of the crawdads' property and disappearing with the crawkids.

Posted by: Broken craw families. Sad. at September 28, 2023 08:29 PM (lR6tR)

137 "Zombie Moe Greene weeps…"

Half weeps.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 28, 2023 08:21 PM (MvF+J)

Hahahahaha…good one Peel!

Poor Moe.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2023 08:30 PM (R/m4+)

138 If the French knight had the grail all those years, why was he old and decrepit in 1938?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 08:30 PM (n68w9)

139 So, it's a Necropolis.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

Full of dead ends.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 08:31 PM (IaTa3)

140 Wait, so what unimportant arbitrary uneventful thing happened at the BCE-CE moment to make it significant?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 28, 2023 08:29 PM (r9lDC)

These people are assclowns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2023 08:31 PM (dKuyx)

141 138 If the French knight had the grail all those years, why was he old and decrepit in 1938?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 08:30 PM (n68w9)

The grail isn't the Fountain of Youth? I actually don't recall if the movie specified that it was supposed to do anything.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 08:31 PM (eYoxG)

142 136 123 "Not sure why 'dad' became the end of it, but it ain't no fish."

'Crawmom' upset domestic tranquility.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 28, 2023 08:23 PM (MvF+J)

The crawmoms showed a strange pattern of taking 2/3 of the crawdads' property and disappearing with the crawkids.
Posted by: Broken craw families. Sad. at September 28, 2023 08:29 PM (lR6tR)

This in turn eventually disrupted the whole ecosystem leading to the collapse of crawciety.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 08:32 PM (eYoxG)

143 If the French knight had the grail all those years, why was he old and decrepit in 1938?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 08:30 PM (n68w9)


Well, otherwise he'd of shoved that sword up Indy's ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2023 08:32 PM (uSHSS)

144 hahaha, here's the "bus driver charged" uppercut video (it doesn't show her spitting on him and assaulting him to prompt the beatdown). The comments are great.

https://tinyurl.com/26ft898f

This one is my favorite:

"I will bet that man had more of an impact on their woman’s life than her actual father ever had. "

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 28, 2023 08:33 PM (r9lDC)

145 World record jump-rope. More interesting than you might think!

That was the whitest thing I've seen in a long while. And I work in an office full of middle-aged engineers.

But I do want to see the outtakes.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2023 08:33 PM (DgGvY)

146 The crawmoms showed a strange pattern of taking 2/3 of the crawdads' property and disappearing with the crawkids.
Posted by: Broken craw families. Sad.


Hmmmm. . . What happens in farming communities when a couple divorce but the farm is the 'family' farm and has been in the (usually) man's family for ever?

I can't imagine it would be split up, or sold and the proceeds split. Are there prenups or equivalent agreements that help keep the farm within the original family? Anyone know?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 08:35 PM (IaTa3)

147 122 Oldcat, Was not stating that Romans used swastika, just cannot tell if Uke example has a swastika under the eagle (86)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 28, 2023 08:25 PM (D7u0p)

yeah that's a Nazi Eagle plus 'Stika, right out of Triumph of the Will film.

I remember when the war started and the west was putting pictures on Twitter of heroic men and lovely lasses supporting Ukraine and darn near every picture someone had a bandera, Nazi, or similar symbol. Other sites would point them out and they would be pulled down. Even NATO got caught this way.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 08:37 PM (eoQWY)

148 Cows are both dumb and smart.

So . . . not any different than people, then.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 28, 2023 08:37 PM (JrYM1)

149 Tomorrow is National Coffee Day
https://is.gd/EL1csq
Posted by: Ciampino -- not the hockey puck again! at September 28, 2023 08:16 PM (qfLjt)

And Mrs. Aspirin Factory's birfday.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2023 08:21 PM (dKuyx)


Let me be the first to expresso her a Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2023 08:37 PM (uSHSS)

150 Speaking of Mormons, I drove a van full of 'em to the cruise ship, 'bout three, four weeks ago.

They were having a fun ol' time, quite a lot more loose and laid back than most who hail from SLC.

So, I asked. Pretty much every denomination or faith has some good jokes or self-effacing rips on themselves, but I'd never heard so much as one Mormon Joke that I could remember. So, a 50 ish gent piped up and told me one.

Q: "... how does a Mormon say 'Fuck You?' "

A: "... TRUST ME, BROTHER!"


And his telling of it made the joke! The dude could deliver a LINE!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2023 08:37 PM (e6UQI)

151 Wait, so what unimportant arbitrary uneventful thing happened at the BCE-CE moment to make it significant?
Posted by: Moron Robbie


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AD_1

The king of Adiabene was born, and the queen of Kush died.

And someone in China finally noticed that Confucius died 480 years ago and gave him a medal.

It must have been one of those three.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2023 08:38 PM (DgGvY)

152 146 The crawmoms showed a strange pattern of taking 2/3 of the crawdads' property and disappearing with the crawkids.
Posted by: Broken craw families. Sad.


Hmmmm. . . What happens in farming communities when a couple divorce but the farm is the 'family' farm and has been in the (usually) man's family for ever?

I can't imagine it would be split up, or sold and the proceeds split. Are there prenups or equivalent agreements that help keep the farm within the original family? Anyone know?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 08:35 PM (IaTa3)

Probably sold. Could have a prenup, which works some of the time. But most people don't think of that. Not that many young farmers these days.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 08:39 PM (eYoxG)

153 Evenin’, All.

I don’t get the pic up top.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 08:39 PM (xTRSc)

154 153 The School of Diversity pic, that is.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 08:40 PM (xTRSc)

155 Love Edinburgh.
Spent half a day in the Royal Scotch Museum.
Most of that in the tasting room.
Worth every minute!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2023 08:41 PM (uSHSS)

156 153 It's a crawstle.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 28, 2023 08:41 PM (MvF+J)

157 I think the old knight was about 750 years old.

So he got something outta the Holy Grail but not eternal youth.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2023 08:42 PM (R/m4+)

158 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 08:40 PM (xTRSc)

Give a nice picture and the colors on her scarf match the colors of the bricks (?)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2023 08:44 PM (RSbhh)

159 Isn’t Harrison Ford about 750 years old now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 08:44 PM (xTRSc)

160 Mrs. E gifted me 2 bottles of Ron Centenario Rum, and it's tasty smooth. Is this the sipping rum someo you morons have mentioned?

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2023 08:44 PM (NxC5+)

161 Meant "Just" not "Give".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2023 08:44 PM (RSbhh)

162 Not that many young farmers these days.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 08:39 PM (eYoxG)

Tee hee

Posted by: Bill Gates, Biggest farmland owner in America at September 28, 2023 08:45 PM (bZ4X/)

163 Evenin’, All.

I don’t get the pic up top.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 08:39 PM (xTRSc)

There was a thing for a while years back where a dude and his model/girl would take a scenery shot with him following her holding her hand stretched back much like this scarf/shawl tartan is doing here. Its either them or referring to it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 08:46 PM (eoQWY)

164 I will not hand Eromero a bottle of mojito mix

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2023 08:48 PM (LLdlH)

165 163 Ah, I see, Oldcat. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 08:48 PM (xTRSc)

166

Meet the Craw, Dad.

https://youtu.be/tVYx4qcXciw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2023 08:49 PM (63Dwl)

167 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 36m
JUST IN 🚨 Trump is suing former MI6 officer Christopher Steele who alleged former US president was ‘compromised’ by Russian security service

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 08:49 PM (krqg6)

168 Not that many young farmers these days.

A young farmer near me spent years buying out the family farm from the estate and his many siblings and cousins. Lots of legal maneuvering needed.

The Amish buy land for their kids and try to expand their way out of the problem.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2023 08:51 PM (Sv58p)

169 162 Not that many young farmers these days.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 08:39 PM (eYoxG)

Tee hee
Posted by: Bill Gates, Biggest farmland owner in America at September 28, 2023 08:45 PM (bZ4X/)

It's not even that really, younger generations not taking over family farms and not many people interested in getting into the business. Lots of old farmers out there without anyone interested in taking over the business.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 08:51 PM (eYoxG)

170 104 People in Zimbabwe outraged white woman wins beauty pageant( ya don't say?)

https://instapundit.com/608138/

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2023 08:17 PM (FQmDC)
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No pictures?

Posted by: Ciampino - Same people stunned if Black doesn't win in NY at September 28, 2023 08:52 PM (qfLjt)

171 I am lucky enough to live in a heritage farming area. My young neighbor is farming probably 5,000 acres

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2023 08:52 PM (LLdlH)

172 168"Not that many young farmers these days."

A young farmer near me spent years buying out the family farm from the estate and his many siblings and cousins. Lots of legal maneuvering needed.

The Amish buy land for their kids and try to expand their way out of the problem.
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2023 08:51 PM (Sv58p)

That's why primogeniture used to be a thing. Dividing land every generation doesn't last very long.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 08:53 PM (eYoxG)

173 Wait, so what unimportant arbitrary uneventful thing happened at the BCE-CE moment to make it significant?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AD_1

The king of Adiabene was born, and the queen of Kush died.

And someone in China finally noticed that Confucius died 480 years ago and gave him a medal.

It must have been one of those three.
Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2023 08:38 PM (DgGvY)

Bishop Ussher in the 17th century wanted a universal chronology for everyone in Christendom going from Adam and Eve with year 0 being the birth of Christ and the calculation gave 4004 BC as the creation date.

Well, seems he was a smidge off when better dating meant JC could not have been born after 4BC since evil King Herod died that year.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 08:53 PM (eoQWY)

174 Evenin’, All.

I don’t get the pic up top.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 08:39 PM (xTRSc)

There was a thing for a while years back where a dude and his model/girl would take a scenery shot with him following her holding her hand stretched back much like this scarf/shawl tartan is doing here. Its either them or referring to it.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 08:46 PM (eoQWY)
***

It's a snap from the go-pro being worn by Duncan McPervy who has grabbed the scarf of the bonnie lass and it about to have his way with her.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2023 08:53 PM (uSHSS)

175 107 "Tomorrow is National Coffee Day"

Everyday is Coffee Day.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 08:17 PM (8fpTj)
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Yes but tomorrow FREE COFFEE in some places.

Posted by: Ciampino - Java beans caramba at September 28, 2023 08:54 PM (qfLjt)

176 Hot news @TheNewsTrending [this afternoon here]
Netherlands Shooting
Gunman, wearing a bulletproof vest, opened fire in an apartment and a hospital in the Dutch port city of Rotterdam on Thursday, killing three people, including a 14-year-old girl.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper [this morning here]
BREAKING: 14-year-old student stabs five people in school in Spain, according to police

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 08:55 PM (krqg6)

177 This kinda flew under the radar. A Hawaiianjudge forced Alabama to create a 2nd all black house district. Meaning in 2024 and beyond the Dems just picked up a freebie. Scotus could have told the judge to fuck off but chose not to hear it.

Posted by: Bill Gates, Biggest farmland owner in America at September 28, 2023 08:55 PM (bZ4X/)

178 ----
No pictures?


Kind of weird looking, if you ask me.

https://tinyurl.com/3wfxej8m

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2023 08:55 PM (I/Qkd)

179 IIRC Miss Universe Ireland is black.

No outrage allowed.

Posted by: Outside of Life at September 28, 2023 08:55 PM (89Sog)

180 There's no way that big mastiff owners and the sexy chihuahua owners use the same size poop bags.

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2023 08:56 PM (Ijkw6)

181 This kinda flew under the radar. A Hawaiianjudge forced Alabama to create a 2nd all black house district. Meaning in 2024 and beyond the Dems just picked up a freebie. Scotus could have told the judge to fuck off but chose not to hear it.


Except that that means the other districts are less black. No, I don't know how it will come out in the end.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2023 08:56 PM (I/Qkd)

182 A dumb game involving a a water-filled balloon.

You know why it's dumb, right?

.....

They didn't rig it so it would douse the chick in the white shirt.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2023 08:57 PM (DgGvY)

183 And "fresh water shrimp" is too many syllables.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 08:58 PM (8fpTj)

184 A dumb game involving a a water-filled balloon.

You know why it's dumb, right?

.....

They didn't rig it so it would douse the chick in the white shirt.
Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2023 08:57 PM (DgGvY)
***

And now a pause in posts while everyone goes and check it out.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2023 08:58 PM (uSHSS)

185 Yesterday, a man tried to enter the Phillies game with
his emotional support alligator...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 28, 2023 09:01 PM (TGPs7)

186 173 Archbishop Ussher’s date for the Creation was the night preceding Sun., Oct. 23, 4004 BC.

Now that’s precision!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:01 PM (xTRSc)

187 Kind of weird looking, if you ask me.
https://tinyurl.com/3wfxej8m
Posted by: Archimedes


Those are some wide-set eyes.

She seems too young to be E.T.'s love child. Maybe she's half-anime-character on her mom's side?

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2023 09:01 PM (DgGvY)

188 Herod the Great was not Herod Antipas.

Yes. Herod the Great did not slaughter the innocents.

It was Antipas.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 09:01 PM (8fpTj)

189 There's no way that big mastiff owners and the sexy chihuahua owners use the same size poop bags.
Posted by: 496


Chihuahuas wear flea-and-tick collars.

Tibetan mastiffs wear chihuahua collars.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2023 09:04 PM (DgGvY)

190 188 No, it was Herod the Great.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:04 PM (xTRSc)

191 C'mon man. Do a little research. Jesus birth time frame was determined by the year cycle of John the Baptist's father serving at Yom Kippur.

Sheesh

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 09:05 PM (8fpTj)

192 It's a snap from the go-pro being worn by Duncan McPervy who has grabbed the scarf of the bonnie lass and it about to have his way with her.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2023 08:53 PM


Are you sure he's Scot? She doesn't look like ewe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2023 09:06 PM (a3Q+t)

193 Bulgaroctonus,

I met you. You are a nice guy. But please, research this more.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 09:07 PM (8fpTj)

194 If you read the history, the Romans got so seriously pissed at Antipas that they removed him and removed the power of execution from the royalty, preserving it for themselves.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 09:09 PM (8fpTj)

195 Except that that means the other districts are less black. No, I don't know how it will come out in the end.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2023 08:56 PM (I/Qkd)

All those seats are GOP. It will just make them more red. But the state will send 2 Dems to sc instead of 1 in perpetuity. And they’re going to pull this shit in many more states. Law fare is how Dems get shit done.

Posted by: Bill Gates, Biggest farmland owner in America at September 28, 2023 09:10 PM (bZ4X/)

196 hahaha, here's the "bus driver charged" uppercut video (it doesn't show her spitting on him and assaulting him to prompt the beatdown). The comments are great.

..

10 years ago?

He's the Father of FAFO.

Posted by: LOLGF at September 28, 2023 09:11 PM (LccS3)

197 144 hahaha, here's the "bus driver charged" uppercut video (it doesn't show her spitting on him and assaulting him to prompt the beatdown). The comments are great.

https://tinyurl.com/26ft898f

This one is my favorite:

"I will bet that man had more of an impact on their woman’s life than her actual father ever had. "

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 28, 2023 08:33 PM (r9lDC)
----
Was it a White woman?
Now imagine a White bus driver hitting an obnoxious Black woman - 6 years jail and riots and looting?

Posted by: Ciampino - The wheels on the bus ... at September 28, 2023 09:11 PM (qfLjt)

198 193 Chatterbox, what sources do you recommend?

I love history, and I love research, so I will happily look into it.

Thank you for the compliment, by the way. You are a nice guy, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:11 PM (xTRSc)

199 172 168"Not that many young farmers these days."

A young farmer near me spent years buying out the family farm from the estate and his many siblings and cousins. Lots of legal maneuvering needed.

The Amish buy land for their kids and try to expand their way out of the problem.
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2023 08:51 PM (Sv58p)

That's why primogeniture used to be a thing. Dividing land every generation doesn't last very long.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy



My sister bought 37 acres of Western PA farmland. The actual farm, the local Amish use. There are other parts of her property, now overgrown with every poisonous, evasive, plant known to man, that she is going to lease out to another local farmer (not Amish). He said competition for farm land is pretty stout up there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 28, 2023 09:12 PM (jrKun)

200 Massacre of the Innocents
First Martyrs, Saints and Narrative from the Gospel of Matthew
The Massacre of the Innocents is an incident in the Nativity narrative of the Gospel of Matthew in which Herod the Great, king of Judea, orders the execution of all male children who are two years old and under in the vicinity of Bethlehem.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 09:13 PM (krqg6)

201 The way Scotland is hurling itself off a cliff along with the west of European Christendom, in 50 years the Edinburgh School of Divinity will be an Islamic madrassa.

Posted by: md at September 28, 2023 09:14 PM (NAa36)

202 198 193 Chatterbox, what sources do you recommend?

I love history, and I love research, so I will happily look into it.

Thank you for the compliment, by the way. You are a nice guy, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:11 PM (xTRSc)


Fags.

Posted by: Get a room already. at September 28, 2023 09:17 PM (lR6tR)

203 Herod Antipas was a 1st-century ruler of Galilee and Perea, a client state of the Roman Empire. He is known for his role in the executions of John the Baptist and Jesus of Nazareth, his divorce of Herodias, and his war with Nabatea. He was a son of Herod the Great and a grandson of Antipater the Idumaean.
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I recall he was a friend of Claudius in I, Claudius.

Offence meant to none although no one's ever met me.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 09:18 PM (krqg6)

204
Do behold the rising Harvest Moon tonight. Look at it just after moonrise, when it's low on the horizon. It will loom large and orange-yellow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 28, 2023 09:20 PM (Mzdiz)

205 203 Andycanuck, I think the guy in I, Claudius was the grandson of Herod the Great, not his son.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:20 PM (xTRSc)

206 Except that that means the other districts are less black. No, I don't know how it will come out in the end.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2023 08:56 PM (I/Qkd)

Decisions like this is what flipped the upper south Red back in the 80s.. Majority minority districts made all the others go red.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 09:21 PM (eoQWY)

207 204 Harvest Moon Chinese Buffet in Annandale, VA, was a tasty place to eat back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:21 PM (xTRSc)

208 You have to read "The Jewish War" by Josephus.

He does a great history of Herod the Great and his children. There is some mention of why the Romans stripped Antipas of his tetrarchy. No mention of the "slaughter of the innocents".

Another source is behind the paywall of nsti.com. Taylor Marshall Phd, teaches a boatload of classes on Catholic church history, etc. Do a facebook search, because he has done many, for his argument about the date of Christ's birth. Very interesting indeed is the prophesy in Daniel. Jesus was on time.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 09:22 PM (8fpTj)

209 Ben Jackson didn't spread "heart-shaped grain". He spread grain in the form of a heart. Word order matters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 09:22 PM (hb8Gy)

210 203 Andycanuck, I think the guy in I, Claudius was the grandson of Herod the Great, not his son.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:20 PM (xTRSc)

Herod executed his sons for treason, real or imagined.

There was a joke in I, Claudius that it was better to be Herod's pig than Herod's son since as a Jew the king did not eat pork.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 09:22 PM (eoQWY)

211 204 I’m ashamed to admit that I don’t know this, but in what direction does the moon rise?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:24 PM (xTRSc)

212 "While a police officer eventually responded to the incident, a police report was never filed."

Gosh, that's interesting.
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 28, 2023 07:39 PM (+MSSo)

Apparently because there was no chargeable offense. The law hasn't caught up to the circumstances, yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 09:24 PM (hb8Gy)

213 Andycanuck, I think the guy in I, Claudius was the grandson of Herod the Great, not his son.
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Herod executed his sons for treason, real or imagined.

There was a joke in I, Claudius that it was better to be Herod's pig than Herod's son since as a Jew the king did not eat pork.
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Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 09:25 PM (krqg6)

214 211 204 I’m ashamed to admit that I don’t know this, but in what direction does the moon rise?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:24 PM (xTRSc)


Up.

Posted by: a.moron at September 28, 2023 09:26 PM (F6Xpw)

215 but in what direction does the moon rise?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Usually 'up'.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 09:26 PM (IaTa3)

216 >> but in what direction does the moon rise?

To the East. :-) Look to the east, can't miss it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 28, 2023 09:26 PM (Mzdiz)

217 208 Thanks, Chatterbox. I actually own a copy of the complete works of Josephus. I need to get back to reading it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:26 PM (xTRSc)

218 If you read the history, the Romans got so seriously pissed at Antipas that they removed him and removed the power of execution from the royalty, preserving it for themselves.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 09:09 PM (8fpTj)

In I, Claudius the story was that Antipater had a collection of thousands of suits of armor all in his size and someone got one o the Emperors to suspect him of plotting rebellion. He got pensioned off somewhere and most of the land went to Herod Agrippa...who eventually tried to revolt against Claudius, but God struck him dead when he let the crowd proclaim him as a God himself. The revolt then collapsed and the Romans took over governing which soon led to the Great Jewish Revolt of 68-72 AD

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 09:27 PM (eoQWY)

219 Two of my daughters went to Petra about a year and a quarter ago, and said it was almost deserted, and yes, magnificent. They saw pictures of what it was like before Covid, and it was so crowded you saw little but the backs of other people's heads. The locals, who depend on tourist dollars to feed their extended families, were crying the blues.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2023 07:41 PM (I/Qkd)

There are several photos of Petra in my copy of "With Lawrence in Arabia" by Lowell Thomas. Good photos. Petra was built by the Romans, apparently.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 09:27 PM (hb8Gy)

220 but in what direction does the moon rise?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Usually 'up'.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 09:26 PM (IaTa3)

Same as the sun. East to West. It will only be different if the moon is so close that the planet rotates slower than the moon moves about the planet.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 09:28 PM (eoQWY)

221 nurse, love ya but my local aquarium has noting but Catfish and crawdads.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2023 07:50 PM (LLdlH)

With recipes, one hopes!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 09:28 PM (hb8Gy)

222 208 You have to read "The Jewish War" by Josephus.

He does a great history of Herod the Great and his children. There is some mention of why the Romans stripped Antipas of his tetrarchy. No mention of the "slaughter of the innocents".

Another source is behind the paywall of nsti.com. Taylor Marshall Phd, teaches a boatload of classes on Catholic church history, etc. Do a facebook search, because he has done many, for his argument about the date of Christ's birth. Very interesting indeed is the prophesy in Daniel. Jesus was on time.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 09:22 PM (8fpTj)

The biblical area specifies Bethlehem and its vicinity, boys two years old and under. That's not that many people I would think. Most massacres on such a small scale don't get remembered in history.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 09:30 PM (eYoxG)

223 I saw an inflatable beaver today.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 09:30 PM (vFG9F)

224 211 204 I’m ashamed to admit that I don’t know this, but in what direction does the moon rise?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:24 PM (xTRSc)
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..... wait for it ..... any moment now ..... patience ....

Posted by: Ciampino - with bated breath at September 28, 2023 09:30 PM (qfLjt)

225 The real Petra is the setting for the last scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Probably mentioned before, but I’m late to the thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:30 PM (xTRSc)

226
Go here:
https://tinyurl.com/yxonmqqo

and plug in your location. It will give you exact times and local coordinates of moonrise and set.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 28, 2023 09:30 PM (Mzdiz)

227 Its not something that I knew existed.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 09:30 PM (vFG9F)

228 173 Archbishop Ussher’s date for the Creation was the night preceding Sun., Oct. 23, 4004 BC.

Now that’s precision!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:01 PM (xTRSc)

The difference between precision and accuracy.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 09:31 PM (eoQWY)

229 Harvest Moon Chinese Buffet in Annandale, VA, was a tasty place to eat back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Even Leon Redbone loved it:

https://youtu.be/jGUW0uAwDyw?si=e_dBuRiZkmmI8uEK

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 09:31 PM (IaTa3)

230 @167

>>Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 36m
JUST IN 🚨 Trump is suing former MI6 officer Christopher Steele who alleged former US president was ‘compromised’ by Russian security service


Denied, No Standing, I'm fining you 1 BEEELION dollars, I'm fining your lawyer 100k for bringing a frivolous lawsuit and fililing ethics violations with the Bar and reccomending his license to practice law in the US be revoked, court is adjourned.

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Judge King Kong Has Got Nothing On Me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2023 09:32 PM (XV/Pl)

231 I always go up when I'm rising.

Posted by: The Moon at September 28, 2023 09:32 PM (n68w9)

232 The biblical area specifies Bethlehem and its vicinity, boys two years old and under. That's not that many people I would think. Most massacres on such a small scale don't get remembered in history.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 09:30 PM (eYoxG)

The Holy Fam fled to Egypt and stayed some years, so the area of effect was all the land Herod ruled since they left Nazareth which is in the north.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 09:33 PM (eoQWY)

233 A later Agrippa's speech.

Lesson: Never let the zealots get in charge.

https://tinyurl.com/37t75ku5

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 09:33 PM (8fpTj)

234 Is the Moon part of the Cetus constellation?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2023 09:34 PM (IaTa3)

235 223 I saw an inflatable beaver today.
Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 09:30 PM (vFG9F)

At the "adult bookstore" I presume.

Posted by: Battery powered? at September 28, 2023 09:35 PM (lR6tR)

236 232 The biblical area specifies Bethlehem and its vicinity, boys two years old and under. That's not that many people I would think. Most massacres on such a small scale don't get remembered in history.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 09:30 PM (eYoxG)

The Holy Fam fled to Egypt and stayed some years, so the area of effect was all the land Herod ruled since they left Nazareth which is in the north.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2023 09:33 PM (eoQWY)

"When Herod saw that he had been outwitted by the Magi, he was filled with rage. Sending orders, he put to death all the boys in Bethlehem and its vicinity who were two years old and under, according to the time he had learned from the Magi. Then what was spoken through the prophet Jeremiah was fulfilled:"

The Biblical account doesn't assert it was particularly extensive. Being wanted by the state doesn't mean they're constantly scouring the country for you.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 09:36 PM (eYoxG)

237 Just to be clear, Chatterbox Mouse, since I was late to the thread, just what is the historical point that I need to research? Good-faith question, since now I’m kinda confused.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:36 PM (xTRSc)

238 The 2024 partial solar eclipse passes pretty close to some of the towns/cities that the previous, total solar eclipse hit back in whenever it was. Hopkinsville, KY for one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2023 09:38 PM (Q4IgG)

239 223 I saw an inflatable beaver today.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 09:30 PM (vFG9F)
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A blow-up doll?

Posted by: Ciampino - Dudley Moore in Foul Play at September 28, 2023 09:38 PM (qfLjt)

240 "A blow-up doll?
Posted by: Ciampino"

I guess, if you really like beavers. Its not something I wood do.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 09:40 PM (vFG9F)

241 Holy crap.

The link I had for Agrippa's speech went bad.

Well. Good luck finding it. Hope you have a hard copy of "The Jewish War."

Looks like things are being scrubbed.

I downloaded it onto my hard drive.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 09:40 PM (8fpTj)

242 238 Hopkinsville, KY


Lincoln’s birthplace (or close to), no?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:40 PM (xTRSc)

243 Herod Agrippa
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Ah, yes. Now I remember that was Claudius's Herod; and I vaguely remember his apology letter saying God was punishing him. Worms eating his belly??

Probably not but I'm off to IMDB to see if the quote is there. Only found these but not the letter! ctrl-f Herod
https://tinyurl.com/rw7t9b2h

And this reminded me of young Herod meeting young Claudius et alia that I had forgotten.

"Herod Agrippa Marcus Julius, I, King of Judaea (-11 - 44) - Genealogy Rome
Josephus informs us that, after the murder of his father, young Agrippa was sent by Herod the Great to the imperial court in Rome. There, Tiberius conceived a great affection for him, and had him educated alongside his son Drusus, who also befriended him, and future emperor Claudius."

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 09:41 PM (krqg6)

244 The year of the Birth of Jesus.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 09:41 PM (8fpTj)

245 The 'Was that wrong dog'. Was that wrong? Heh Some days be like dat.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 28, 2023 09:42 PM (2IVNY)

246 Was it Herod the Great or his son?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 28, 2023 09:43 PM (8fpTj)

247 Petra is also most likely the "Holy City" referred to in the Quran, not Mecca.

see also the Pfander Films video collection on this matter, (and others Islam related), on their You Tube.

Posted by: Bones at September 28, 2023 09:43 PM (oJqnk)

248 I like beavers.

They have a flat tail.

Posted by: Brie Larson at September 28, 2023 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)

249 I’m ashamed to admit that I don’t know this, but in what direction does the moon rise?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Up.
Posted by: a.moron


If you're in Australia, does it rise down and set up?

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2023 09:43 PM (DgGvY)

250 240 "A blow-up doll?
Posted by: Ciampino"

I guess, if you really like beavers. Its not something I wood do.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 09:40 PM (vFG9F)
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Not a chip off the old block eh!

Posted by: Ciampino - Do you pine for the forest at September 28, 2023 09:44 PM (qfLjt)

251 "They have a flat tail.
Posted by: Brie Larson"

Not this one. He had big juicy booty.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 09:44 PM (vFG9F)

252 248 LOL.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:45 PM (xTRSc)

253 A defence of the Massacre as true from catholic.com although I don't vouch for its accuracy.

Is the Massacre of the Holy Innocents Historical?
The evidence does not point toward Matthew's birth narrative as a merely allegorical account
TRENT HORN • 12/26/2019

https://tinyurl.com/ycke8dv3

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 09:46 PM (krqg6)

254 247 Petra is also most likely the "Holy City" referred to in the Quran, not Mecca.

see also the Pfander Films video collection on this matter, (and others Islam related), on their You Tube.
Posted by: Bones at September 28, 2023 09:43 PM (oJqnk)

Wasn't Mecca a pretty prominent early conquest? Petra doesn't sound very plausible at first consideration.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 09:47 PM (eYoxG)

255 If someone wants to put a big inflatable beaver in their front yard, who am I to criticize their culture?

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 09:48 PM (vFG9F)

256 > 242 238 Hopkinsville, KY
Lincoln’s birthplace (or close to), no?
____________

Lincoln's birthplace = Hodgenville, KY. ~108 miles away from Hopkinsville, KY.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2023 09:48 PM (Q4IgG)

257 255 If someone wants to put a big inflatable beaver in their front yard, who am I to criticize their culture?
Posted by: fd



Damn straight, yo!

Posted by: Oregon State University at September 28, 2023 09:49 PM (jrKun)

258 The story of Herod’s slaughter of the innocents was clearly meant to mirror that in the Book of Exodus, re Moses.

Doesn’t mean it didn’t happen, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:49 PM (xTRSc)

259 Petra...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSfFq02pK4s

Posted by: davidt at September 28, 2023 09:50 PM (SYTee)

260 Jeff Mason
@jeffmason1
“What will we do to maintain our democracy?” ⁦@POTUS⁩ ⁦@JoeBiden⁩ says. “Will we put partisanship aside and country first? I say we must and we will.”

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You first, asshole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 09:50 PM (FVME7)

261 249 I’m ashamed to admit that I don’t know this, but in what direction does the moon rise?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

well someone needs to say it. Everything rises in the east. Everything sets in the west. Except for a few counterrotating commercial satellites.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2023 09:51 PM (S6gqv)

262 256 Thanks, Martini Farmer. My brain doesn’t know what it remembers and what it doesn’t, at this point:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:51 PM (xTRSc)

263 well someone needs to say it. Everything rises in the east. Everything sets in the west. Except for a few counterrotating commercial satellites.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2023 09:51 PM (S6gqv)

Just like pancakes. Dey rise in der yeast, and set in der vest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 09:52 PM (0Rysx)

264 Petra is also most likely the "Holy City" referred to in the Quran, not Mecca.
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Very interesting.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 09:52 PM (krqg6)

265 Wasn't Mecca a pretty prominent early conquest? Petra doesn't sound very plausible at first consideration.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy


It was central to the Quranic history, but the problem is that the early mosques all pointed towards Petra, in that the Qiblahs which are supposed to point to Mecca, don't. Also the description of Mecca doesn't match up with the actual geography.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2023 09:52 PM (IG4Id)

266 "Will we put partisanship aside and country first?"

That means we will put partisanship aside and do whatever the hell we want.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 09:52 PM (vFG9F)

267 258 The story of Herod’s slaughter of the innocents was clearly meant to mirror that in the Book of Exodus, re Moses.

Doesn’t mean it didn’t happen, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:49 PM (xTRSc)

critics will say that there's no corroborating evidence that survived; but there's a whole lot of records lost, especially when Judea was destroyed. Herod the Great was a murderous SOB, who ended up killing off most of his own family, so it's easily believable that he would do something like this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2023 09:53 PM (S6gqv)

268 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
🚨 BREAKING: Trump is SUING ex-MI6 agent Christopher Steele over his infamous 'dirty dossier' which claimed that Russia had compromising material on the former US President

-
Take his last crumpet!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 09:54 PM (FVME7)

269 Mohammed was born in Mecca. His family, the Quraish clan, was a big deal there. Which is why he got away with what he did.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:54 PM (xTRSc)

270 267 Yep.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:55 PM (xTRSc)

271 Buc-ee's is a Mecca to many a traveler out on the highways.

No inflatable beavers there. But they do have a 5' tall bronze casting of the Buc-ee's mascot, at each front corner of every store.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2023 09:56 PM (e6UQI)

272 It’s my understanding that Mohammed initially intended Jerusalem as his holy city.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:57 PM (xTRSc)

273 Also, the script used in early Arabic, where was it developed? If you said Arabia, wrong.

Guess where they borrowed their script from. GUESS. WHERE?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2023 09:57 PM (IG4Id)

274 Doesn’t mean it didn’t happen, though.
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The Catholic link mentions the Moses analogy, that I just scanned and didn't analyze.

Anyway, I wanted the hit-on-the-head lessons not the arguments room. As if I could afford £5!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 09:57 PM (krqg6)

275 Mohammed was born in Mecca. His family, the Quraish clan, was a big deal there. Which is why he got away with what he did.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:54 PM (xTRSc)

There are respected scholars who doubt that mohammed even existed. There is precious little reporting of events from that era in records that often go into great detail about other kings, conquerors, and satraps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 09:57 PM (0Rysx)

276 Guess where they borrowed their script from. GUESS. WHERE?
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Wakanda??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 09:58 PM (krqg6)

277 The Buc-ees here is selling inflatable Halloween beavers to go in your yard. That's where I saw them.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 09:58 PM (vFG9F)

278 GUESS WHERE?

Aliens?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:58 PM (xTRSc)

279 The Buc-ees here is selling inflatable Halloween beavers to go in your yard. That's where I saw them.
Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 09:58 PM (vFG9F)

What do you inflate them with?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 09:59 PM (0Rysx)

280 WaPo Traitor Phillip Bum defends the ChiComs.

"Criticizing China’s communism is by no means new in American politics, of course. But this phrasing, the “CCP” iteration of that criticism, seems to be in vogue at the moment. How did that happen?"

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Yeah, a little genocide, concentration camps, slave labor, unleashing a pandemic, what's not to like?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 28, 2023 09:59 PM (FVME7)

281 Wakanda??
Posted by: andycanuck


It's believed to be a form of Aramaic via the Nabateans DUH-DUH-DUUUUUH of Petra fame.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2023 10:00 PM (IG4Id)

282 "What do you inflate them with?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

I would use helium if I could. An unidentified flying beaver.

Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 10:01 PM (vFG9F)

283 275 Yeah, I call BS on that. That m-effer was real.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 10:01 PM (xTRSc)

284 I would use helium if I could. An unidentified flying beaver.
Posted by: fd at September 28, 2023 10:01 PM (vFG9F)

Use hydrogen. Then shoot down with a flaming arrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 10:01 PM (0Rysx)

285 "Nice beaver!" "Thank You, I just inflated it!"

Posted by: Movie Quote at September 28, 2023 10:02 PM (SYTee)

286 I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at September 28, 2023 10:02 PM (krqg6)

287 275 Mohammed was born in Mecca. His family, the Quraish clan, was a big deal there. Which is why he got away with what he did.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:54 PM (xTRSc)

There are respected scholars who doubt that mohammed even existed. There is precious little reporting of events from that era in records that often go into great detail about other kings, conquerors, and satraps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 09:57 PM (0Rysx)

There's a dynasty and story of familial bloodshed over power. Bit mundane and typical to be made up without a founding warlord I think. No need for the Sunni, Shia split without him.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 10:02 PM (eYoxG)

288 Fuck your precious democracy Brandon.

Posted by: Montec at September 28, 2023 10:03 PM (bZ4X/)

289 285 I heard that response in Terri Garr’s voice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 10:03 PM (xTRSc)

290 272 It’s my understanding that Mohammed initially intended Jerusalem as his holy city.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 09:57 PM (xTRSc)

It would explain why the dome of the Rock was such a big deal. Btw, all indications are it was initially a Byzantine Basillica built on the site of the old Temple, and the Moslems just repurposed it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2023 10:04 PM (S6gqv)

291 There's a dynasty and story of familial bloodshed over power. Bit mundane and typical to be made up without a founding warlord I think. No need for the Sunni, Shia split without him.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 10:02 PM (eYoxG)

I am thinking most of this was made up, retconned if you will, by the muzzie leadership about a century or so after the fact. They may have built a legend around an actual person, but nearly all the "facts" about mohammed are found in the koran or the hadiths. For somebody as influential, for good or ill, as him to be completely absent from Roman, or Greek, or Persian records of the day is very, very fishy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 10:06 PM (0Rysx)

292 290 Yep, Tom, I think that’s correct.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 10:07 PM (xTRSc)

293 ONT has Dronpt.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2023 10:10 PM (IG4Id)

294 I am thinking most of this was made up, retconned if you will, by the muzzie leadership about a century or so after the fact. They may have built a legend around an actual person, but nearly all the "facts" about mohammed are found in the koran or the hadiths. For somebody as influential, for good or ill, as him to be completely absent from Roman, or Greek, or Persian records of the day is very, very fishy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 10:06 PM (0Rysx)

I believe that their was a general revolt in the middle east and northern Africa against Byzantine/Orthodox control, triggered by the disastrous Byzantine-Persian War which destroyed the militaries and economies of both combatants. After about a century of chaos, I believe a new, powerful rising Arab Dynasty retconned the whole thing to justify their newly created Caliphate. And the Byzantines went along with that because it was better than admitting it all happened because of their misrule.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2023 10:10 PM (S6gqv)

295 From yesterday

Since he left office, Barack and Michelle Obama have seen their wealth explode thanks to media ventures including books and podcasts.

The former first lady netted a $65 million book advance for her bestselling memoir.



What?! How?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 10:11 PM (n68w9)

296 Goodnight, gentle-folks.

Cheers!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 28, 2023 10:12 PM (krqg6)

297 291 There's a dynasty and story of familial bloodshed over power. Bit mundane and typical to be made up without a founding warlord I think. No need for the Sunni, Shia split without him.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 10:02 PM (eYoxG)

I am thinking most of this was made up, retconned if you will, by the muzzie leadership about a century or so after the fact. They may have built a legend around an actual person, but nearly all the "facts" about mohammed are found in the koran or the hadiths. For somebody as influential, for good or ill, as him to be completely absent from Roman, or Greek, or Persian records of the day is very, very fishy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2023 10:06 PM (0Rysx)

The Sunni/Shia split is over an unclear succession of power going to relatives of his, so I think the original charismatic warlord/religious leader must have existed.

By their own accounts the scale of his battles weren't very large and he may have been lobbed in with other minor Arab raiders.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 28, 2023 10:12 PM (eYoxG)

298 291 AOP, I don’t think so. Most religious leaders start out small, and therefore obscure. And Arabia, despite its vast deserts, was a cultural backwater. I believe the violarer-of-9-year-olds was a real person who only got praised later by his benighted followers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2023 10:13 PM (xTRSc)

299 The former first lady netted a $65 million book advance for her bestselling memoir.


What?! How?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2023 10:11 PM (n68w9)

Amazing how the grifting class can go in with little and come out multi multi millionaires...almost like there is corruption or something

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 29, 2023 03:20 AM (+I6Y/)

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