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Hawaiian Judges Block Anti-Castration/Mastectomy Bill From Taking Effect, and Claim That the First Amendment Demands that Children Be Expoed to Raunchy Drag-Queen Shows Featuring Simulated Anal Sex

This must be a new and improved constitution I wasn't aware of.

Montana was hit with a roadblock to its ban against transgender surgeries for minors, as a state judge ruled Wednesday to temporarily block the Republican-backed legislation.

Transgender surgeries, mind you.


The law banning puberty blockers, cross-sex hormone treatment and transgender surgical procedures for minors with gender dysphoria was set to be enforced on Oct. 1, but District Court Judge Jason Marks granted a preliminary injunction on several constitutional grounds.

The ruling says the law, know as SB 99 or the "Youth Health Protection Act," likely violates Montana's Equal Protection Clause because it classifies on the basis of transgender status -- making it a sex-based classification -- and infringes on fundamental rights, subjecting the legislation to strict scrutiny.

Marks also argued the law would not survive strict scrutiny because it does not serve the "purported compelling governmental interests of protecting minor Montanans from pressure to receive harmful medical treatments" and would likely not survive any level of constitutional review. SB 99, according to the judge's ruling, also likely violates the plaintiffs' rights to privacy under the state constitution because the procedures the law seeks to ban are not "medically acknowledged" as "bona fide health risks."

...

Wednesday's ruling delivers a temporary victory to the two children who identify as transgender, their parents and two medical providers who sued to prevent the law from taking effect next month.

This is a Fox "News" story. Fox "News" is now foursqure behind the claim that this is a "victory" for transgender children.

Meanwhile, a Hawaiian judge based in Texas claims that the First Amendment enshrines the right for Sex Workers to perform for children.

A federal judge in Texas ruled on Tuesday that the state's new law limiting public drag performances was an unconstitutional restriction on speech and he permanently forbid enforcement of it.

"Not all people will like or condone certain performances," U.S. District Judge David Hittner wrote. "This is no different than a person's opinion on certain comedy or genres of music, but that alone does not strip First Amendment protection."

More than a dozen states have sought to restrict drag shows over last year, with Texas one of at least four to pass restrictions into law, part of broader Republican efforts to regulate the behavior of LGBT people.

Hittner ruled that the Texas law was discriminatory and improperly vague.

He said drag performances were not inherently obscene, and were the sort of expressive speech protected by the US Constitution's First Amendment.

It has never, ever been claimed before that pornographers had a right to sell porn to children. This "judge" just claimed that.

Adults have right to porn, yes.

Children do not.

And importantly: pornographers do not have a right to children, which is what this judge is claiming.


...

The office of the Texas attorney general defended the law, which, among other restrictions, banned "the exhibition of sexual gesticulations using accessories or prosthetics that exaggerate male or female sexual characteristics" in public, or in venues where people under 18 may see it.

Violations could be punished by fines and a jail sentence of up to one year.

Texas lawmakers said the law was needed to protect children from seeing "sexually explicit" content.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:00 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: GF at September 29, 2023 02:00 PM (aJxr8)

2 reporting

Posted by: Ciampino - Golfers do get a hole in one at September 29, 2023 02:01 PM (qfLjt)

3 Italix

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2023 02:01 PM (bkdJs)

4 I do not advocate beating federal judges.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:01 PM (GYIa4)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2023 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Liberalism is the destruction of society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2023 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Our enemies are pure evil.

And they think they are perfectly righteous in their evil.

Which makes them even worse.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 29, 2023 02:03 PM (JMAcK)

8 It's time (again) to ignore these judges.
Say that their ruling is outside the scope of their court or outside their jurisdiction.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2023 02:04 PM (bVfY0)

9 I mean, do these type of rulings just do away with age of consent law? Pedos rejoice... its your free speech to have sex with children.. it's all classification anyway.

Posted by: realityman at September 29, 2023 02:04 PM (rq2BD)

10 I'd like to start a charity:
Gibbets for Judges™.

Because some Judges just need it.™

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

11
the "Trials of the Judges" court date approaches...

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2023 02:05 PM (ENBF0)

12 The world will be covered in pillars of salt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

13 The ruling says the law, know as SB 99 or the "Youth Health Protection Act," likely violates Montana's Equal Protection Clause because it classifies on the basis of transgender status -- making it a sex-based classification -- and infringes on fundamental rights, subjecting the legislation to strict scrutiny.
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Is "trans" formally recognized by the state of Montana? If it is, would that give this a leg to stand on?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:05 PM (t0OGg)

14
No more NC-17 movies.

Hollywood celebrates.

Posted by: Auspex at September 29, 2023 02:05 PM (dxcsE)

15 It's time (again) to ignore these judges.
Say that their ruling is outside the scope of their court or outside their jurisdiction.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2023 02:04 PM (bVfY0)
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Yup, absolutely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:05 PM (t0OGg)

16 9 I mean, do these type of rulings just do away with age of consent law? Pedos rejoice... its your free speech to have sex with children.. it's all classification anyway.

Posted by: realityman at September 29, 2023 02:04 PM (rq2BD)

But my kid can't get an aspirin in school without my permission

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

17 Montana should tell that judge, 'f*** off, we're doing it'

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 02:06 PM (geLO8)

18 So my 12-year-old self can/could/would have been able to go to a TX strip-club??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 02:06 PM (krqg6)

19 Liberalism is the destruction of society

***

Actual liberalism would be great for society. This statist bullshit is something else entirely.

Posted by: Jack at September 29, 2023 02:06 PM (27ioW)

20 The law banning puberty blockers, cross-sex hormone treatment and transgender surgical procedures for minors with gender dysphoria was set to be enforced on Oct. 1, but District Court Judge Jason Marks granted a preliminary injunction on several constitutional grounds.

———

Why not just outlaw all the above on the basis of age?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 29, 2023 02:06 PM (cMXNt)

21 18 So my 12-year-old self can/could/would have been able to go to a TX strip-club??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 02:06 PM (krqg6)

Only if trannies are performing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

22 > it classifies on the basis of transgender status -- making it a sex-based classification

I'm not going to read the text of the law, but something tells me they didn't say "trannies can't get their boobs cut off." I imagine the law says you can't cut off healthy breasts or penises of a minor, and doesn't say a single thing about the child's "gender."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2023 02:07 PM (0N1h0)

23 Wednesday's ruling delivers a temporary victory to the two children who identify as transgender, their parents and two medical providers who sued to prevent the law from taking effect next month.
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Odd how they always have these people lined up, huh? Like the little girl they trotted out in the wake of Ohio's (IIRC) abortion laws post-Dobbs.

How many people - including minors - do lefty activists have in the pipeline thanks to fellow travelers and traffickers so that they can always spin these things up at a moment's notice?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:07 PM (t0OGg)

24 The world will be covered in pillars of salt.
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That's a Lot.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 02:07 PM (krqg6)

25
Send the State cops to break up the drag shows for kids anyway. Arrest any MD who breaks out a scalpel on a kid's nether regions.

Fuck you, your honor.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2023 02:07 PM (n+4am)

26 Maybe Montana should just kindly say 'Fuck you, Judge. Have a nice day.'

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 29, 2023 02:07 PM (YRsIm)

27 This is a Fox "News" story. Fox "News" is now foursqure behind the claim that this is a "victory" for transgender children.

I've said it bitterly here before, but 10-20 years from now, "conservative" views on transgender stuff will be no different than "conservative" views on gay stuff today. There'll be a small number of trogolodytes like me who disapprove; the rest will be a combination of silent and "libertarian." "Conservatism" is so anemic and flat-footed it could be bum-rushed by an angry toddler.

Posted by: Why, yes, I am bitter about it. at September 29, 2023 02:07 PM (ppBhU)

28 "Not all people will like or condone certain performances," U.S. District Judge David Hittner wrote. "This is no different than a person's opinion on certain comedy or genres of music, but that alone does not strip First Amendment protection."
++++
Come see the banality of evil right here, folks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:07 PM (t0OGg)

29 Why are we banning 12 year old's from drinking, smoking and whoring? We need some real liberty. Hell, everybody should be packing a .45.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:08 PM (Wg6v7)

30 20 The law banning puberty blockers, cross-sex hormone treatment and transgender surgical procedures for minors with gender dysphoria was set to be enforced on Oct. 1, but District Court Judge Jason Marks granted a preliminary injunction on several constitutional grounds.

———

Why not just outlaw all the above on the basis of age?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 29, 2023 02:06 PM (cMXNt)

I think that's what the legislation was trying to do: only if you're an adult can you make those decisions.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

31 Uganda is light years ahead of the United States on how to deal with sodomites.

Clean water is still a problem there though. But they got a handle on their aggressive sodomites trying to sodomite.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2023 02:08 PM (R/m4+)

32 Maybe Texas can go the route they did with abortions where they give the power to sue those people into oblivion if children are present during a show.

Montana could do the same thing. Let the public police the shit shows!

Posted by: astonerii at September 29, 2023 02:08 PM (VcZlJ)

33 peanut butter sandwich at school? safety risk, not allowed

pederasts in clown wigs simulating sex acts in the library? educational, stunning, brave

Posted by: brak at September 29, 2023 02:08 PM (BouGb)

34 29 Why are we banning 12 year old's from drinking, smoking and whoring? We need some real liberty. Hell, everybody should be packing a .45.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:08 PM (Wg6v7)

the Paolo, how you say it, always packs more than that.

Posted by: Paolo at September 29, 2023 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

35 Come see the banality of evil right here, folks.
------------------
No shit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:08 PM (Wg6v7)

36 The office of the Texas attorney general defended the law...

I assume during the time when Ken Paxton had been put on the sidelines by the rock-ribbed House.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:08 PM (GYIa4)

37
+++
Children Exposed to Raunchy Drag-Queen Shows Featuring Simulated Anal Sex
+++

Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?

Posted by: Our Betters at September 29, 2023 02:09 PM (NBVIP)

38 "Not all people will like or condone certain performances," U.S. District Judge David Hittner wrote. "This is no different than a person's opinion on certain comedy or genres of music, but that alone does not strip First Amendment protection."


Does David have children? Unleash the trans on them. Twirk in their faces. Give them the full show.

Screw you, David. You're OK with it. Reap it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2023 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

39 The Montana judge was originally appointed by the Democrat governor.

Do not elect Democrats, Montana. This is what happens.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2023 02:09 PM (l3Pcu)

40 28 "Not all people will like or condone certain performances," U.S. District Judge David Hittner wrote. "This is no different than a person's opinion on certain comedy or genres of music, but that alone does not strip First Amendment protection."
++++
Come see the banality of evil right here, folks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:07 PM (t0OGg)

Can't spell banal without anal.

Posted by: Paolo at September 29, 2023 02:09 PM (ynpvh)

41 It has never, ever been claimed before that pornographers had a right to sell porn to children. This "judge" just claimed that.

Adults have right to porn, yes.

Children do not.
++++
Just wait for it. This will be used as precedent to make that precise point. Not that children must have access to pornography, but that restricting pornography to adults through some sort of age verification mechanism (most relevant online, of course) represents an obstacle to free expression and any law that requires such verification is illegal.

How's my crystal ball lookin'?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)

42 As someone said earlier, we have many Republicans who demand we speak to Democrats with decorum and respect.

While Democrats are out there demanding the right to groom little boys, teach them to suck the dicks of other boys via books in their libraries, lessons in their classrooms and field trips to sex shows of men dressed in women's clothes.

By all means, let's sacrifice children on that alter lest the media call us names.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 29, 2023 02:09 PM (eH1Jt)

43 Compromising the education system was the checkmate move by the Marxists.

It corrupts countless careers all at once: Judges, Lawyers, Politicians, more.

This is the result of that taint.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 29, 2023 02:10 PM (xcxpd)

44 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

45 Arrest any MD who breaks out a scalpel on a kid's nether regions.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

If an oath made any difference the Montana Medical profession could take the Montana Medical License from any doctor that breaks their 'do no harm' oath.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2023 02:10 PM (jfKl4)

46 Hittner, by the way, is a geriatric, who was appointed by Ronald Reagan. He should be hearing cases like Joe Biden should be president.

Posted by: Thank goodness for Republican judges! at September 29, 2023 02:10 PM (ppBhU)

47 And these same people who want kids to have access to drag shows and (coming soon) porno are the people who also pass things like mandatory ID checking requirements to buy cigarettes or liquor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:10 PM (t0OGg)

48 41 It has never, ever been claimed before that pornographers had a right to sell porn to children. This "judge" just claimed that.

Adults have right to porn, yes.

Children do not.
++++
Just wait for it. This will be used as precedent to make that precise point. Not that children must have access to pornography, but that restricting pornography to adults through some sort of age verification mechanism (most relevant online, of course) represents an obstacle to free expression and any law that requires such verification is illegal.

How's my crystal ball lookin'?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)

Next step is pederasty laws. I mean, says the gay councilman from SF, he looked like he was legal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

49 4 I do not advocate beating federal judges.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:01 PM (GYIa4)

How about hanging them?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 29, 2023 02:11 PM (xcxpd)

50 So...did this idiot judge rule that Drag Queens and anyone else who wants to speak to or "perform" for schoolchildren, has an absolute 1st Amendment right to enter a school and its classrooms whenever they want, and say and do what they want in front of the kids?

Posted by: GL at September 29, 2023 02:12 PM (5fDan)

51 49 4 I do not advocate beating federal judges.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:01 PM (GYIa4)

How about hanging them?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 29, 2023 02:11 PM (xcxpd)

See post #10.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

52 >>"Adults have right to porn, yes.

Children do not."
----
His ruling isn't about the rights of children to porn, but instead about the rights of porn producers to children.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 29, 2023 02:12 PM (kjOVp)

53 See post #10.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 29, 2023 02:13 PM (xcxpd)

54 50 So...did this idiot judge rule that Drag Queens and anyone else who wants to speak to or "perform" for schoolchildren, has an absolute 1st Amendment right to enter a school and its classrooms whenever they want, and say and do what they want in front of the kids?

Posted by: GL at September 29, 2023 02:12 PM (5fDan)

Seems like it, but only if it's tranny or gay. Try that as a Christian, and you'll be arrested.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:13 PM (ynpvh)

55 Judges can be impeached, you know. If the legislators had balls, that is.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 29, 2023 02:13 PM (brAQZ)

56 Shouldn't have needed a judge to opine on the sleaze in the first place. These venues are grossly inappropriate for children (and sane adults) and parents should never expose their own kids to these vulgar displays of sexual deviation. What we have here are parents who are willing to bring their children to these shows in the first place. Who are these parents? Well, we've seen in the news that there are some parents who torture, starve, allow their kids to live in filth, and are subjected to rape. These are the types of parents.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 29, 2023 02:13 PM (IFHOX)

57
'Star Chamber' for Hawaiian Judges?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2023 02:13 PM (enJYY)

58 Do not elect Democrats, Montana. This is what happens.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

( insert Yellowstone meme here )
I'll tell you what, pard'ner. You rustle up your best homophobic argument an' I'll rustle up my favorite drag queens, an' we'll have us a ho-down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2023 02:13 PM (IG4Id)

59 Transgender is not a sexual status.

It's a springboard for the molestation and rape of children.

The doctors performing the surgery are child molesters creating monsters who will go on to molest and rape other children.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 29, 2023 02:14 PM (eH1Jt)

60 55 Judges can be impeached, you know. If the legislators had balls, that is.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 29, 2023 02:13 PM (brAQZ)

Tranny legislators?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

61 I've said it bitterly here before, but 10-20 years from now, "conservative" views on transgender stuff will be no different than "conservative" views on gay stuff today. There'll be a small number of trogolodytes like me who disapprove; the rest will be a combination of silent and "libertarian." "Conservatism" is so anemic and flat-footed it could be bum-rushed by an angry toddler.
Posted by: Why, yes, I am bitter about it. at September 29, 2023 02:07 PM (ppBhU)

Stop identifying as conservative. I'm a Radical Populist Nationalist. There's not much left that I want to "conserve".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:14 PM (GYIa4)

62 Hittner, by the way, is a geriatric, who was appointed by Ronald Reagan. He should be hearing cases like Joe Biden should be president.
Posted by: Thank goodness for Republican judges! at September 29, 2023 02:10 PM (ppBhU)
============
84 years old. Getting his kink on in public in his later years, I guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2023 02:14 PM (l3Pcu)

63 58 Do not elect Democrats, Montana. This is what happens.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

( insert Yellowstone meme here )
I'll tell you what, pard'ner. You rustle up your best homophobic argument an' I'll rustle up my favorite drag queens, an' we'll have us a ho-down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2023 02:13 PM (IG4Id)

Um, wording?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

64 Send the State cops to break up the drag shows for kids anyway. Arrest any MD who breaks out a scalpel on a kid's nether regions.

Fuck you, your honor.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2023 02:07 PM (n+4am)

Yup. This is how it should go BUT, unfortunately, it won't happen. Cops really really want those pensions.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 29, 2023 02:15 PM (BdMk6)

65 7
'And they think they are perfectly righteous in their evil.'

So did the Nazis. Here's hoping the left gets a similar end.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2023 02:15 PM (bVfY0)

66 Why are we banning 12 year old's from drinking, smoking and whoring? We need some real liberty. Hell, everybody should be packing a .45.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:08 PM (Wg6v7)

Was it the Bee that did a bit about letting children decide for themselves whether to drink and drive?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:15 PM (GYIa4)

67 So, I've not got a 1st Amendment right to go in town, strip nekkid, and thrust my junk at whatever womyns are around?

I mean some might object, of course, but hey, that's just their opinion.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2023 02:15 PM (Mzdiz)

68 65 7
'And they think they are perfectly righteous in their evil.'

So did the Nazis. Here's hoping the left gets a similar end.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2023 02:15 PM (bVfY0)

Living in South America? Okay with me. I vote Venezuela.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

69 Promoting the general welfare? /s

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 29, 2023 02:16 PM (wu87C)

70

What's the opinion of 19 year old Thai-French girls on these issues? I'd like to explore matters with them.

Posted by: Dirty Frank at September 29, 2023 02:16 PM (5LFjM)

71 It does seem as we are losing this war

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 29, 2023 02:16 PM (MwHgU)

72 >> n' we'll have us a ho-down.

Hootenanny. I prefer Hootenanny.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2023 02:16 PM (Mzdiz)

73 67 So, I've not got a 1st Amendment right to go in town, strip nekkid, and thrust my junk at whatever womyns are around?

I mean some might object, of course, but hey, that's just their opinion.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2023 02:15 PM (Mzdiz)

https://youtu.be/VHQBgOZKk6k?si=EAsXoLDAbh_G7B57

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

74

Natural Born Vaginas only...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at September 29, 2023 02:17 PM (5LFjM)

75 So if Texas passed a law that said pedophiles can't whip out their dicks and jerk off in front of 8-year-olds, there would be a leftwing hack-in-black that would enjoin the law. Correct?

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2023 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

76 This "judge" just claimed that.

gee I wonder what's on *his* hard drive?

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2023 02:17 PM (dCxaZ)

77 I think if teachers had their way, school would consist of 8 hours of gay orgies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2023 02:17 PM (bp3/y)

78 Not that children must have access to pornography, but that restricting pornography to adults through some sort of age verification mechanism (most relevant online, of course) represents an obstacle to free expression and any law that requires such verification is illegal.

How's my crystal ball lookin'?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)

Given that this exact ruling was handed down a week or so ago... okay, I guess.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:17 PM (GYIa4)

79 Chuck Schumer cries as he pays tribute to Dianne Feinstein following her death aged 90: White roses are placed on her Senate seat as Biden and Newsom lead tributes to 'a force of nature'

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 02:17 PM (geLO8)

80 there are digital dogs that are trained to sniff out jump drives that p3dos hide in their stinky lairs

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2023 02:17 PM (dCxaZ)

81

Hooterenanny

Posted by: Dirty Frank at September 29, 2023 02:17 PM (5LFjM)

82 The ruling says the law, know as SB 99 or the "Youth Health Protection Act," likely violates Montana's Equal Protection Clause because it classifies on the basis of transgender status -- making it a sex-based classification -- and infringes on fundamental rights, subjecting the legislation to strict scrutiny.
____________________________

Uh, no. it classifies on the basis of age...NOT sex-based classification. IT'S IN THE EFFING NAME OF THE BILL!!!

Posted by: Orson at September 29, 2023 02:17 PM (dIske)

83 I do wonder often whether these judges have friends and relatives who ever tell them they are full of sh*t. I know if it was my friend or relative, I'd let them know, good and hard, how outright f*cking evil their sh*t is.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 29, 2023 02:18 PM (fs1hN)

84 70

What's the opinion of 19 year old Thai-French girls on these issues? I'd like to explore matters with them.

Posted by: Dirty Frank at September 29, 2023 02:16 PM (5LFjM)

Watch out for those ladyboys...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

85 A sterilized adult, unable to achieve physical arousal because of the surgical mutilation of their sex organs will absolutely seek sexual stimulation through other avenues.

Adults will not consent to sexual relations with a monster that has a gaping pus gash vagina or a knotted claymation penis.

No.

They will steal their pleasure by force or deception from innocents

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 29, 2023 02:18 PM (eH1Jt)

86 71 It does seem as we are losing this war
--------------------
Not really. The mad dog on the dog run wire hasn't hit the limit yet. When he does it will hurt.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:18 PM (Wg6v7)

87 Missoula judge. Unfortunately, you can't have Montana without Missoula.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 29, 2023 02:19 PM (ogTiX)

88 Perhaps the thing to try here is getting as many of these judges' children, grandchildren into a place where they can be transitioned. Same for law enforcement and lawyers on the other side.

This is constantly being framed as "us against them" so perhaps "we" need to make an effort to get "their" kids into the transgender pipeline.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2023 02:19 PM (Q4IgG)

89 88 Perhaps the thing to try here is getting as many of these judges' children, grandchildren into a place where they can be transitioned. Same for law enforcement and lawyers on the other side.

This is constantly being framed as "us against them" so perhaps "we" need to make an effort to get "their" kids into the transgender pipeline.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2023 02:19 PM (Q4IgG)

It's the only way they reproduce.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:19 PM (ynpvh)

90 >Natural Born Vaginas only...

Posted by: Dirty Frank


ah, Oliver Stone
talented director

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 02:19 PM (geLO8)

91 It's time (again) to ignore these judges.
Say that their ruling is outside the scope of their court or outside their jurisdiction.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2023 02:04 PM (bVfY0)

It might take more than ignoring.

Posted by: WOPR at September 29, 2023 02:20 PM (WFJRS)

92 Given that this exact ruling was handed down a week or so ago... okay, I guess.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:17 PM (GYIa4)
++++
Seriously?

Oy vey.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)

93 "Why are all the haters afraid of kids seeing my dick?"
-DU, definitely

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 29, 2023 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

94 High school teacher knocked unconscious after female student hurls metal chair at her head in Flint, Michigan the teacher remains in the hospital.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 02:20 PM (MIkft)

95 {48} ... Next step is pederasty laws. I mean, says the gay councilman from SF, he looked like he was legal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

Been praying that "Thy kingdom come" part of the Lord's Prayer a lot more fervently lately.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 29, 2023 02:20 PM (qPw5n)

96 One day these judges will be hanging out with DiFi in the great below...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2023 02:20 PM (YIVH2)

97 So will e.g. Jehovah Witnesses be able to deny their kids lifesaving surgery now too?? Maybe okay if the "kid" makes the decision for "him/herself"??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 02:21 PM (krqg6)

98 And really, he’s saying parents don’t have a right to or their kids from drag performers, as schools are now hosting these events without notice/consent.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2023 02:21 PM (Hkcdp)

99 wasn't madison cawthorn cancelled because he told the truth about the p3dos running this country?

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2023 02:22 PM (dCxaZ)

100 It's for the kids. Here kiddie, kiddie, kiddie.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 02:22 PM (MIkft)

101 By his reasoning (to the extent that this can be attributed to reason), children should be exposed to gun safety lessons - videos, live demonstration, etc. Bring in law enforcement reps in the same way they want to bring in advocates for this lifestyle. They want to endorse perversion in schools and libraries? We flood the zone and send in shooting enthusiasts. Sue them when they refuse to open their venues and make the same 1st Amendment arguments.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 29, 2023 02:22 PM (I8RRu)

102 Marks was appointed to the bench by Steve Bullock, Democrat.

Pretty much all one needs to know.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 29, 2023 02:22 PM (4Qr+e)

103 The 6th Circuit Court of Appeals just upheld TN's and KY's ban on gender-related medical interventions.

https://tinyurl.com/3s7hept7

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 29, 2023 02:22 PM (sWM8x)

104 Remind me again why we didn't just give the japs Hawaii after pearl harbor?

Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 29, 2023 02:22 PM (hgO+8)

105 I can't in good conscience be a Nationalist for a nation like this

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 29, 2023 02:22 PM (xcxpd)

106 It does seem as we are losing this war
Posted by: Gonzotx at September 29, 2023 02:16 PM (MwHgU)

With our side's almost total unwillingness to sacrifice, they will continue to win easily.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 29, 2023 02:22 PM (BdMk6)

107 It's amazing how perverts have this almost inviolate right of speech and expression that subordinates even obvious child welfare. But conservatives can be silenced, persecuted, and even locked up for publicly disagreeing with leftist narratives. There's a 1AD for some people, but not for others.

But let's argue over who should be the GOP president nominee like it makes any difference!

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2023 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

108 Coming soon: “p0rn literacy” instruction to kids at school.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2023 02:23 PM (Hkcdp)

109
A sterilized adult, unable to achieve physical arousal because of the surgical mutilation of their sex organs will absolutely seek sexual stimulation through other avenues.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 29, 2023 02:18 PM

Hard wired into our brains are the pathways to orgasm. Cut those pathways off and what the hell happens? I suspect nothing good.
Perhaps endless frustration, and anger.

That's why whoever coined the term 'Sexual Lobotomy' nailed it on the head.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2023 02:23 PM (enJYY)

110 Kindergarten 101 - 2024 Edition: The etiquette and best practices of tucking $1.00 bills into drag queen panties.

Now enforced by judicial decree! With 200% more fortification by lying teachers! Protesting parents arrested courtesy of Biden's FBI!

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2023 02:23 PM (kmEPs)

111 I like the Yellowstone show. They take care off business.
Then they go to the "train station". LOL

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 29, 2023 02:23 PM (MeG8a)

112 Seriously?

Oy vey.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)

PornHub sued.

Federal court in Cali, IIRC, ruled that any age verification mechanism which could be considered "robust" would place an unreasonable restriction on the rights of adults to view legal adult material.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:24 PM (GYIa4)

113 "Not all people will like or condone certain performances," U.S. District Judge David Hittner wrote. "This is no different than a person's opinion on certain comedy or genres of music, but that alone does not strip First Amendment protection."
_____

Judge Hittner says that this ruling also applies to him letting it all hang out at the playground. "This is protected by the First Amendment!", he shouted as he was dragged away by the cops.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 29, 2023 02:24 PM (fs1hN)

114 Let's step into a fantasy world where I've been elected President on a reform campaign, and have a majority Party behind me that doesn't hate reform like a vampire hates garlic.

My opening gambit would be disappointing to my supporters. Because it would be weak tea, by design... I'd pick something I didn't particularly care about, because I want it overturned by the Court. Let's say Davis-Bacon reform. Something guaranteed to get the Party men into Court, where I would fight them up to the SC, and lose, because of course.

Then... go nuclear. Impeach and remove a Supreme Court Justice over it. Don't even specifically cite their centuries of abuse of Article III, but make it clear that's why.

The SC is very powerful. But they ALL know their power is usurped and has no Constitutional basis. Whenever a President makes even a small flex, they knuckle under. They know an actual challenge would end with them permanently gelded.

A flex like that would shut those little piggies' snuffling snouts for a generation. And let me get down to bidness.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 02:24 PM (0FoWg)

115 Serenity Now, Serenity Now. Deep breath's

Really have to watch what I say about these so called "judges" as they may get me in trouble and this blog nuked.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 29, 2023 02:24 PM (WsJuq)

116 When ABC nightly news says there's evidence against Joey the hammer may fall, until then nada.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 02:24 PM (MIkft)

117 Montana should tell that judge, 'f*** off, we're doing it'
Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 02:06 PM (geLO

Plenty of trees in Montana.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 02:24 PM (CrTfQ)

118 Stop identifying as conservative. I'm a Radical Populist Nationalist. There's not much left that I want to "conserve".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:14 PM (GYIa4)

———

Here here.

What has been proven over the last 30 years,Conservatives aren’t radicals.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 29, 2023 02:24 PM (cMXNt)

119 When did the judiciary become criminally insane?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 29, 2023 02:25 PM (HfNu5)

120 You gotta fight
For your right
To porny!

Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2023 02:25 PM (ZLI7S)

121 Coming soon: “p0rn literacy” instruction to kids at school.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2023 02:23 PM (Hkcdp)
---
Pretty sure there are college classes on that. Though I suppose those "kids" are technically adults...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2023 02:25 PM (YIVH2)

122 Then: On a very special Different Strokes a man tries to ply the kids with pron so he can molest them. Learn how you can protect your kids!

Now: On a very special Soviet American a man in a dress tries to ply your kids with pron so he can molest them. Learn how you can help get your kids molested!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2023 02:25 PM (XqcwY)

123 WTF? NYC residents urged to carry Narcan.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2023 02:25 PM (kmEPs)

124 I see they put the iso-loathe quote marks on "sexually explicit," as if "the exhibition of sexual gesticulations using accessories or prosthetics that exaggerate male or female sexual characteristics in public" were not exactly that.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 29, 2023 02:26 PM (wzAuc)

125 106 It does seem as we are losing this war
Posted by: Gonzotx at September 29, 2023 02:16 PM (MwHgU)

With our side's almost total unwillingness to sacrifice, they will continue to win easily.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 29, 2023 02:22 PM (BdMk6)
________

The war is already lost. We lost it years ago, maybe decades ago. We just didn't know it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2023 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

126 >When did the judiciary become criminally insane?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd


when society was coerced and bullied into letting sex freaks out of their closets

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 02:27 PM (geLO8)

127 Yes, Professor Squirrel, but they’ll get it into elementary and middle schools.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2023 02:27 PM (Hkcdp)

128 Guess we'll be gambling at SCOTUS soon, because we have different rulings now:

Kentucky and Tennessee can continue enforcing their bans on gender-affirming health care for transgender youth, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit ruled Thursday.

Judges Jeffrey Sutton and Amul Thapar wrote in the majority ruling. "The question is whether certain additional treatments — puberty blockers, hormone treatments, and surgeries — should be added to the mix of treatments available to those age 17 and under. This is a relatively new diagnosis with ever-shifting approaches to care over the last decade or two. Under these circumstances, it is difficult for anyone to be sure about predicting the long-term consequences of abandoning age limits of any sort for these treatments."

Judge Helene White, dissenting, wrote that “gender-affirming care is well accepted as treatment for gender dysphoria” and that the Tennessee and Kentucky laws interfere with parents’ rights to direct their children’s medical treatment. She also said the laws constitute illegal sex discrimination, an assertion that Sutton and Thapar had rejected.

Posted by: Intercepted Advocate Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 29, 2023 02:27 PM (NCgXW)

129 Las Vegas police have arrested a man in the deadly 1996 drive-by shooting of Tupac Shakur...

They can't solve current crimes but once a week they solve one of these. Yeah

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 02:27 PM (MIkft)

130 An important point in all this...there is no such thing as gender when it comes to human beings. Gender applies to words in most European language but not English.

Human beings have sex - male and female.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2023 02:27 PM (XqcwY)

131 I think criminal judges will face harsher judgment on the judgment day.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 29, 2023 02:27 PM (HfNu5)

132 The truth is not getting to the low information wine moms. Even the ones that vote with us.

My friend told me yesterday that Tennessee banned all drag shows, they were illegal. I told her my guess was they were not allowed in front of children. She searched it and what do you know, I was right. She realized she's being lied to. The left controls the culture. She had never heard about Hunter's laptop either.
She voted for Trump but still, imagine the brainwashing going on.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 29, 2023 02:28 PM (ocULy)

133 The war is already lost. We lost it years ago, maybe decades ago. We just didn't know it.

If you explained the America of 2023 to the America of 1983 they'd ask when we lost the war to the Soviets.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2023 02:28 PM (XqcwY)

134 WTF? NYC residents urged to carry Narcan.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2023 02:25 PM (kmEPs)
++++
No.

I have *no* obligation to carry expensive things around with me, and I have *no* obligation to intervene when a junkie overdoses. I will not purchase and carry Narcan around and then intervene in a likely dangerous situation to administer it and expose myself both to physical danger and legal liability - and I hope that New Yorkers are sane enough to take the same position.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:29 PM (t0OGg)

135 She had never heard about Hunter's laptop either.
She voted for Trump but still, imagine the brainwashing going on.

I saw some leftist talking head justifying the censorship of the laptop story. His argument? What does it matter if it was true if it would have allowed a monster like Trump to get elected?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2023 02:29 PM (XqcwY)

136 Human beings have sex - male and female.

You left out otherkin.

Posted by: Otherkin is a DNA thing, right? at September 29, 2023 02:30 PM (ppBhU)

137 Human beings have sex - male and female.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2023 02:27 PM (XqcwY)
++++
Well, except those who don't...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg)

138 She also said the laws constitute illegal sex discrimination, an assertion that Sutton and Thapar had rejected.

Posted by: Intercepted Advocate Transmissions
-------

Here kiddie, kiddie, kiddie

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 02:30 PM (MIkft)

139 Been praying that "Thy kingdom come" part of the Lord's Prayer a lot more fervently lately.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 29, 2023 02:20 PM (qPw5n)

Kind of a lazy thought process. Look at it this way: God gave us all the tools necessary to bring us back from the brink, but we refuse to use them. Until we decide enough is enough, evil will keep us dancing our way down this road of self destruction.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 29, 2023 02:30 PM (BdMk6)

140 Coming soon: “p0rn literacy” instruction to kids at school.

And it will NOT be busty lesbian shelvers or trash humping ewoks...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2023 02:30 PM (XqcwY)

141 133 The war is already lost. We lost it years ago, maybe decades ago. We just didn't know it.

If you explained the America of 2023 to the America of 1983 they'd ask when we lost the war to the Soviets.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2023 02:28 PM (XqcwY)
_____________

100%

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2023 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

142 Gonna need more millstones.

Posted by: That guy in the Bible at September 29, 2023 02:31 PM (NBVIP)

143

Where's the evidence children are seeing porn in schools or getting double mastectomies and getting sterilized?

- NBC

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 29, 2023 02:31 PM (UCNv1)

144 Kentucky and Tennessee can continue enforcing their bans on gender-affirming health care for transgender youth, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit ruled Thursday.

———

“Gender-affirming”, spit…

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 29, 2023 02:31 PM (cMXNt)

145 Human beings have sex - male and female.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2023 02:27 PM (XqcwY)
++++
Well, except those who don't...

Watching the fair lady Jessica service her bulls counts as sex...she told me so!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 29, 2023 02:31 PM (XqcwY)

146 So … the MPAA gonna stop their rating system for movies?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2023 02:31 PM (Hkcdp)

147 OUT: Blue Hawaii
IN: Blew Hawaii

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 29, 2023 02:31 PM (wtvvX)

148 I can't in good conscience be a Nationalist for a nation like this
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 29, 2023 02:22 PM (xcxpd)

That's where the radical part comes in.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:31 PM (GYIa4)

149 A lot of times, smack heads get super pissed off and bitey when you hit them with Narcan. EMTs have to be real careful.

But NYC is telling the normies to do it. Brilliant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 02:31 PM (0FoWg)

150 Coming soon: “p0rn literacy” instruction to kids at school.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2023 02:23 PM (Hkcdp)
++++
This is a thing at the university level today. Like Critical Theory, it will trickle down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:32 PM (t0OGg)

151 I have *no* obligation to carry expensive things around with me, and I have *no* obligation to intervene when a junkie overdoses.

I would think that getting involved in the pressing affairs of the houseless and whatnot could be physically risky.

But set that aside, does NY have a good-samaritan law eliminating any potential liability for intervening?

Posted by: Otherkin is a DNA thing, right? at September 29, 2023 02:32 PM (ppBhU)

152 What's the life expectancy of Tupac's killer?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 29, 2023 02:32 PM (ogTiX)

153 The founding fathers and even God Himself want children to have porn. Freedom!

Posted by: tsj017 at September 29, 2023 02:32 PM (nO4H1)

154 I can't in good conscience be a Nationalist for a nation like this

Soviet America is one of the greatest sources of evil in the world.

Yes, still behind China but now way ahead of Russia or the Middle East.

Posted by: 18-=1 at September 29, 2023 02:32 PM (XqcwY)

155 I imagine, they'll throw the book at him...

Lauren Witzke
@LaurenWitzkeDE
A counter-protestor wearing a MAGA hat who stood up against the removal of a Spanish conquistador statue in New Mexico shot a protestor in self-defense after the mob attacked him.

They're also trying to put some heat on Elon Musk after the man reportedly drove off in his Tesla.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2023 02:33 PM (TGPs7)

156 130 An important point in all this...there is no such thing as gender when it comes to human beings. Gender applies to words in most European language but not English.

Human beings have sex - male and female.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2023 02:27 PM (XqcwY)

With some very, very rare exceptions:
Hermaphrodites
asexual (no sex organs)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:33 PM (ynpvh)

157 Adds "Judges" to future "Massacred by TransYouth" Bingo card...

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at September 29, 2023 02:33 PM (KB0Aa)

158

This pedo's picture is what you would think it was.

It's funny how these piece of shit ride their stupid careers on the backs of damaged people. It's fucking nauseating.

Judge Marks was born and raised in Missoula. He received his J.D. from Temple University in Philadelphia, PA in 2005. After returning to Missoula he served in both the Public Defender’s Office and the Missoula County Attorney’s Office. He was recognized as the Public Servant of the Year in 2009 by the Missoula Family Violence Counsel for his work on domestic violence cases. He was promoted in 2012 to supervise the prosecution of sexual assault and domestic violence cases in the Missoula County Attorney’s Office. In 2015 he was appointed to Chief Deputy County Attorney where he supervised both the criminal and civil divisions of the Missoula County Attorney’s Office until he was appointed to the bench by Gov. Bullock.

On a more personal level, Judge Marks is married and has three children that he feels lucky to be able to raise in the community where he grew up. He is an active member of the Missoula Kiwanis organization and has been a regular guest lecturer at the University of Montana Law School.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 29, 2023 02:33 PM (UCNv1)

159 Kind of a lazy thought process. Look at it this way: God gave us all the tools necessary to bring us back from the brink, but we refuse to use them. Until we decide enough is enough, evil will keep us dancing our way down this road of self destruction.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 29, 2023 02:30 PM (BdMk6)


Mrs D and I were having this same conversation just 30 minutes ago.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2023 02:33 PM (uSHSS)

160 >>I saw some leftist talking head justifying the censorship of the laptop story. His argument? What does it matter if it was true if it would have allowed a monster like Trump to get elected?

I bet he also insists there was no cheating during the 2020 election.

When you can make people so irrational that they will believe things like men can turn into women and people can choose any gender they want from an endless array of genders they can hold all sorts of irrational thoughts and think they are perfectly rational.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2023 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

161 134 WTF? NYC residents urged to carry Narcan.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2023 02:25 PM (kmEPs)
++++
No.

I have *no* obligation to carry expensive things around with me, and I have *no* obligation to intervene when a junkie overdoses. I will not purchase and carry Narcan around and then intervene in a likely dangerous situation to administer it and expose myself both to physical danger and legal liability - and I hope that New Yorkers are sane enough to take the same position.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:29 PM (t0OGg)

who said anything about purchasing it? I exept NY will give it for free. Then you go and sell it for the best price to the nearest junkies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:34 PM (ynpvh)

162 Kill babies, cut girls tits off, remove peckers.

There is nothing these people will not do.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 29, 2023 02:34 PM (Z8Yh2)

163 Appointing Harris is the cleanest solution, insofar as she is already in DC, and can start voting today if needed, and fits Newsom's black woman requirement. It also gets her away from the Veep role, and enables the Junta to pick Biden's replacement.

The problem is...she probably won't do it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2023 02:34 PM (fNzAQ)

164 But set that aside, does NY have a good-samaritan law eliminating any potential liability for intervening?
Posted by: Otherkin is a DNA thing, right? at September 29, 2023 02:32 PM (ppBhU)
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I dunno. If there is in one, however, you can be sure it is ignored whenever it is convenient to do so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:34 PM (t0OGg)

165 134 WTF? NYC residents urged to carry Narcan.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2023 02:25 PM (kmEPs)
++++
No.

I have *no* obligation to carry expensive things around with me, and I have *no* obligation to intervene when a junkie overdoses. I will not purchase and carry Narcan around and then intervene in a likely dangerous situation to administer it and expose myself both to physical danger and legal liability - and I hope that New Yorkers are sane enough to take the same position.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:29 PM (t0OGg)
_____________

I might be up for carrying some hot shots with me in a crossbow. So if I see a junkie overdosing I can just shoot him and ensure his demise. We need to let these people die. Possibly even hasten their deaths. There is no other solution.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2023 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

166
With some very, very rare exceptions:
Hermaphrodites
asexual (no sex organs)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:33 PM (ynpvh)


There is a pretty significant difference between a genetic defect and a mental defect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2023 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Is there a ring of hell in Dante's Infertno designated for corrupt judges?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 29, 2023 02:35 PM (HfNu5)

168 123 WTF? NYC residents urged to carry Narcan.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2023 02:25 PM (kmEPs)

They should pack rafts too...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2023 02:35 PM (TGPs7)

169 I don't get Fox "News" anymore because reasons,
and I don't at all miss it. The more I hear, the less I care. Sh*t shows.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at September 29, 2023 02:35 PM (AfPEo)

170 An important point in all this...there is no such thing as gender when it comes to human beings. Gender applies to words in most European language but not English.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2023 02:27 PM (XqcwY)

They use gender specifically because it has no meaning in this context. Most people are abysmally stupid and just nod their heads when the correct seal plays it's horn. That is what gives the evil ones their feelings of power.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:35 PM (GYIa4)

171 who said anything about purchasing it? I exept NY will give it for free. Then you go and sell it for the best price to the nearest junkies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:34 PM (ynpvh)
++++
Yeah, probably.

$$$$$$ for the manufacturer.

It might be wrong, but I kind of lament the invention of Narcan. It interferes - pretty dramatically - with the natural burn-out of the opiod problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)

172 Is there a ring of hell in Dante's Infertno designated for corrupt judges?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 29, 2023 02:35 PM (HfNu5

Is there another type of judge?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 02:36 PM (0FoWg)

173 I'd have to brush up on my Dante, but I recall the lowest circle of hell is for traitors, if memory serves me.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 29, 2023 02:36 PM (MeG8a)

174 166
With some very, very rare exceptions:
Hermaphrodites
asexual (no sex organs)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:33 PM (ynpvh)


There is a pretty significant difference between a genetic defect and a mental defect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2023 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

As i wrote, very, very rare. The rest are as phony as a $3 bill with Hillary's face on it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

175
As i wrote, very, very rare. The rest are as phony as a $3 bill with Hillary's face on it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:36 PM (ynpvh)


Agreed. I wasn't arguing, I was assisting your point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

176 Drag performances are not inherently obscene? That's, like, the whole fucking point. If it isn't obscene, it's just a guy in a party city wig on a walk.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at September 29, 2023 02:37 PM (5C4od)

177 Nobody watches the news anymore.

Posted by: Why would you? at September 29, 2023 02:37 PM (NBVIP)

178 We've become a country of cannibals. Simply stated.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (Wg6v7)

179 Read the Bible it will help form you.
Listen to CNN they will help to form you.
What you put in your head grows.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (MIkft)

180 Drag performances are not inherently obscene? That's, like, the whole fucking point. If it isn't obscene, it's just a guy in a party city wig on a walk.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at September 29, 2023 02:37 PM (

Kind of like alcohol free beer.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (HfNu5)

181 Nobody watches the news anymore.
Posted by: Why would you? at September 29, 2023 02:37 PM (NBVIP)


You're unfortunately wrong here.

There's still a significant portion of the population that still watch local OR cable news. Especially the elderly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

182 177 Nobody watches the news anymore.

Posted by: Why would you? at September 29, 2023 02:37 PM (NBVIP)

Why watch? It's Pravda, comrade; you'd have to read between the lines.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

183 177 Nobody watches the news anymore.
------------------
What news? Any idea on how the Uke-Rus war is going?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (Wg6v7)

184 178 We've become a country of cannibals. Simply stated.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (Wg6v7)
___________

I eat cannibals

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

185 Sick of the judiciary that gets a boner thinking about transing little kids.

Posted by: Judicial Juggalos at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (Eqssc)

186
A lot of times, smack heads get super pissed off and bitey when you hit them with Narcan. EMTs have to be real careful.

But NYC is telling the normies to do it. Brilliant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 02:31 PM

EMT's have to be careful they don't OD themselves from fent residue and I'm sure are carrying around personal protective equipment to protect themselves. Probably viewed videos and have annual training.

Bad idea except for single women who vote 70% for (D)'s.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (enJYY)

187 RE: Carry Narcan in NYC...Seems like the last guy that intervened in a dangerous situation on a NY subway got railroaded for murder. Now, they want you to carry Narcan so you can hot shot some zombie? Nah. Good luck with that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 29, 2023 02:39 PM (YRsIm)

188 Appointing Harris is the cleanest solution, insofar as she is already in DC, and can start voting today if needed, and fits Newsom's black woman requirement. It also gets her away from the Veep role, and enables the Junta to pick Biden's replacement.

The problem is...she probably won't do it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2023 02:34 PM (fNzAQ)

It also makes McCarthy acting President if Biden follows DiFi.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:39 PM (GYIa4)

189 We've become a country of cannibals. Simply stated.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (Wg6v7)
___________

I eat cannibals
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (iFTx/)


Fine.........


https://youtu.be/We_9MthGzwk

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

190 There really *isn't* news anymore. Everything is scripted ahead of time, and loudly telegraphed by the DC screenwriters. There are no surprises; everything goes by the same story beats, year after year.

People stopped watching because the show is boring now. For the brief Trump Intermission, things got interesting. Sorta. For a minute. Without him, there's nothing to draw a crowd.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 02:40 PM (0FoWg)

191 We've become a country of cannibals. Simply stated.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (Wg6v7)
___________

What's happened to Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 29, 2023 02:40 PM (HfNu5)

192 RE: Carry Narcan in NYC...Seems like the last guy that intervened in a dangerous situation on a NY subway got railroaded for murder. Now, they want you to carry Narcan so you can hot shot some zombie? Nah. Good luck with that.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 29, 2023 02:39 PM (YRsIm)
---
As I said the other day, this is straight out of Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2023 02:40 PM (YIVH2)

193 We can *hope* elections rescue the USA, but Hawaiian judges have lifetime appointments. Many are Obama / Biden appointments.

There's the somewhat conservative SCOTUS. For now.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at September 29, 2023 02:41 PM (AfPEo)

194 The problem is...she probably won't do it.
-----------------
She''ll do it if the price is right. Its Kamala after all.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:41 PM (Wg6v7)

195 180 Drag performances are not inherently obscene?

One guy sticking his dick into his buddy's hairy asshole is not necessarily a homosexual act.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 02:41 PM (MIkft)

196 I saw some leftist talking head justifying the censorship of the laptop story. His argument? What does it matter if it was true if it would have allowed a monster like Trump to get elected?

Plus, it's all Russian misinformation and propaganda. We have to censor it to save Democracy!!!

Posted by: Censorious Lefties at September 29, 2023 02:41 PM (NCgXW)

197 Kind of like alcohol free beer.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 29, 2023 02:38 PM (HfNu5)

Correct, that is just hops flavored kool aid

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at September 29, 2023 02:42 PM (5C4od)

198 -----------------
She''ll do it if the price is right. Its Kamala after all.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:41 PM (Wg6v7)

Nah.. She wants to be President

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2023 02:42 PM (bs+z0)

199 161 134 WTF? NYC residents urged to carry Narcan.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2023 02:25 PM (kmEPs)
++++
No.

I have *no* obligation to carry expensive things around with me, and I have *no* obligation to intervene when a junkie overdoses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:29 PM (t0OGg)

who said anything about purchasing it? I exept NY will give it for free. Then you go and sell it for the best price to the nearest junkies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:34 PM (ynpvh)
____________

The company I work for owns some properties in the South Bronx. Not a nice area. There are several methadone clinics in the area. Supposedly they are to help junkies get off drugs. You won't be surprised that they basically function as legal drug dealers. Junkies line up, get their free methadone or whatever else they have, leave the clinic, walk literally 20 feet away, and get high on the shit they got at the clinic. Nobody does or says shit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2023 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

200 Hittner is 84, appointed by Reagan, trying to get into heaven. Senior judge status is joke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 29, 2023 02:42 PM (O8bOp)

201 No.

I have *no* obligation to carry expensive things around with me, and I have *no* obligation to intervene when a junkie overdoses. I will not purchase and carry Narcan around and then intervene in a likely dangerous situation to administer it and expose myself both to physical danger and legal liability - and I hope that New Yorkers are sane enough to take the same position.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:29 PM (t0OGg)

++++

These junkies are already living on the dole. Food stamps, a lot of them on permanent disability. All so they can stay high all day on the taxpayer's dime. They will steal anything and everything to sell for dope money, accost people on the street. So, we as citizens should be carrying around come-back-to-life pens so they can go on their merry way and live the life they choose. No.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 29, 2023 02:43 PM (IFHOX)

202 One guy sticking his dick into his buddy's hairy asshole is not necessarily a homosexual act.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 02:41 PM (MIkft)

Yeah we are getting close to the old "sheep fucker" joke

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at September 29, 2023 02:43 PM (5C4od)

203 One guy sticking his dick into his buddy's hairy asshole is not necessarily a homosexual act.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 02:41 PM (MIkft)

Sometimes it's just "fatherly love". -- Pedo Joe

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:43 PM (GYIa4)

204 I can't imagine someone walking around with Narcan on them and just... administering it to a junkie. Like... how do you know they're about to croak? Dose the junkie say; "Hey man, I could use a good shot of Narcan. Got any on ya?"

After administering it, and the junkie croaks, what are the odds the "good Samaritan" is going to jail for murder?

There's something really off with these blue shit holes pleading with people to get involved in the junkie life.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2023 02:44 PM (Q4IgG)

205 It also makes McCarthy acting President if Biden follows DiFi.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2023 02:39 PM (GYIa4)
===============
This is true, assuming Biden can't nominate and confirm a new Veep quickly. But Republicans would probably vote to confirm a Veep. Because, comity.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2023 02:44 PM (fNzAQ)

206 Maybe the Attorney Generals in these states should start looking into these judges backgrounds. Since it's now a ham sandwich legal system might as well order some sandwiches for these judges.

It's only fair and better yet, "It's for the children".

Posted by: Beartooth at September 29, 2023 02:44 PM (azYCi)

207
Got some new baseball cards to stick in the spokes of my mountain bike! Life is good!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 29, 2023 02:45 PM (X4yCj)

208
She''ll do it if the price is right. Its Kamala after all.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:41 PM

DiFi ended up with a net worth of $200,000,000. That's a lot of zeroes. A little insider trading on the effect of upcoming legislation and in one term she's set for life.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2023 02:45 PM (enJYY)

209 It seems men who transition as adults keep their junk. It's the children who get mutilated.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 29, 2023 02:45 PM (HfNu5)

210 Methadone clinics are hubs of all kinds of contraband trade.
It's a cop free zone.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 02:46 PM (MIkft)

211 DiFi ended up with a net worth of $200,000,000. That's a lot of zeroes. A little insider trading on the effect of upcoming legislation and in one term she's set for life.
------------------
Hillary, with $4.5B, laughs at DiFi.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:46 PM (Wg6v7)

212 Carrying Narcan = you’re on your own


Friend of a friend was accosted and spit on by one of those zombie druggies in front of a nice hotel in Downtown Denver this week. Called the police and they said — fill out a form online.
Yup, you the citizens are now expected to deal with addicts yourselves, apparently.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2023 02:47 PM (Hkcdp)

213 91
'It might take more than ignoring.'

I agree but disregarding their judicial legislation is the base, fundamental requirement.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2023 02:47 PM (bVfY0)

214 170 An important point in all this...there is no such thing as gender when it comes to human beings. Gender applies to words in most European language but not English.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2023 02:27 PM (XqcwY)

///

I've got a fix for that. Let's start with "double ungood".

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 29, 2023 02:47 PM (TX7gL)

215 208
She''ll do it if the price is right. Its Kamala after all.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:41 PM

DiFi ended up with a net worth of $200,000,000. That's a lot of zeroes. A little insider trading on the effect of upcoming legislation and in one term she's set for life.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2023 02:45 PM (enJYY)

Also good stock tips from her driver. 相信我

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:47 PM (ynpvh)

216 We ough t to sell Hawaii to the Japanese

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2023 02:47 PM (fwDg9)

217 Chopping the dicks off of little boys was always the logical conclusion of third wave feminism.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at September 29, 2023 02:47 PM (5C4od)

218 And the weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2023 02:48 PM (fwDg9)

219 If you've ever seen some videos of life in China, you can be in distress, maybe get hit by a truck, or having a heart attack and no one helps you. Absolutely no one. Why? Law in China says that if you help a person who then dies, or somehow ends up worse off, you are responsible.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 29, 2023 02:48 PM (MeG8a)

220 DiFi ended up with a net worth of $200,000,000. That's a lot of zeroes. A little insider trading on the effect of upcoming legislation and in one term she's set for life.

Stop spealking ill of the dead!

Posted by: concerned man with concerns about concerns at September 29, 2023 02:48 PM (ppBhU)

221 Maybe not OT: Finally watched the "John Adams" series with Paul Giamatti. I liked it, and loved that they ended on the "repent in heaven" quote.

“Posterity! you will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.”

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 29, 2023 02:48 PM (wzAuc)

222 Friend of a friend was accosted and spit on by one of those zombie druggies in front of a nice hotel in Downtown Denver this week. Called the police and they said — fill out a form online.
Yup, you the citizens are now expected to deal with addicts yourselves, apparently.
Posted by: Lizzy


Call City Hall and ask for either the police or sanitation department.

Come get this zombie or stiff. Your call.

Doesn't bother me either way.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2023 02:48 PM (Y2tls)

223 217 Chopping the dicks off of little boys was always the logical conclusion of third wave feminism.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at September 29, 2023 02:47 PM (5C4od)

That or killing them in-utero. In their minds all hetero sex is rape.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

224
O/T bleg: I have an interview at 3:00 PM, thoughts & prayers will be appreciated

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2023 02:49 PM (ENBF0)

225 DiFi ended up with a net worth of $200,000,000. That's a lot of zeroes. A little insider trading on the effect of upcoming legislation and in one term she's set for life.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2023 02:45 PM (enJYY)

Her nine-digit scam was fencing defense contracts through her scumsucking vampire husband.

While the leathery old c*** was out clamoring for gun control, she was gunning up half the globe.

*spits*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 02:49 PM (0FoWg)

226

How come all these faggots keep sucking my dick?

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Moliwanguptacano at September 29, 2023 02:49 PM (5LFjM)

227 I would like to thank San Francisco for curing me of my homeless problem. I had a real problem with feeling sorry for them. NOT ANYMORE.

I have not smelled piss in the three years since I moved.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 29, 2023 02:49 PM (Z8Yh2)

228 We ough t to sell Hawaii to the Japanese
Posted by: Skip


Flip it over and sink it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2023 02:49 PM (Y2tls)

229 The company I work for owns some properties in the South Bronx. Not a nice area. There are several methadone clinics in the area. Supposedly they are to help junkies get off drugs. You won't be surprised that they basically function as legal drug dealers. Junkies line up, get their free methadone or whatever else they have, leave the clinic, walk literally 20 feet away, and get high on the shit they got at the clinic. Nobody does or says shit.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2023 02:42 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Methadone is a substitute, not a cure. You can replace opiates with methadone and it fucks you up less and you *can* still function (assuming it's dosed properly - which is why the methadone clinic is a thing in the first place) and not run the risk of dying of an OD.

Most of the opiate "cures" are replacement dependencies. Methadone, Suboxone, Naltrexone, etc. all do essentially the same thing in effect: satisfy the need of chemical receptors in a way that is less bad and risky than throwing heroin at the problem. Other stuff like Kratom fills the same niche.

At a certain point, it becomes next to impossible to actually quit, so sub in something less bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg)

230 Yup, you the citizens are now expected to deal with addicts yourselves, apparently.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2023 02:47 PM (Hkcdp)

I won't fill out forms or call 911. Let them deal with it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2023 02:50 PM (dKuyx)

231 It has never, ever been claimed before that pornographers had a right to sell porn to children. This "judge" just claimed that.

Adults have right to porn, yes.

Children do not.

And importantly: pornographers do not have a right to children, which is what this judge is claiming.
***

This.
In spades.
Looks like the fire missed a judge.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2023 02:50 PM (uSHSS)

232 227 I would like to thank San Francisco for curing me of my homeless problem. I had a real problem with feeling sorry for them. NOT ANYMORE.

I have not smelled piss in the three years since I moved.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 29, 2023 02:49 PM (Z8Yh2)

We'll work on your smelling first, then on your hearing...

Posted by: DOYLE's doc at September 29, 2023 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

233 Appointing Harris is the cleanest solution, insofar as she is already in DC, and can start voting today if needed, and fits Newsom's black woman requirement. It also gets her away from the Veep role, and enables the Junta to pick Biden's replacement.

The problem is...she probably won't do it.

Unless she sees it as the only way for her to retain any sort of power after 2024.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 29, 2023 02:50 PM (Bd6X8)

234 >> With some very, very rare exceptions:
>> Hermaphrodites
>> asexual (no sex organs)

A true hermaphrodite is a very rare thing indeed. I don't know if there every was a true case.

The term is "intersex" (which itself may have gotten compromised by all the tranny nonsense).

Sex differentiation is a multi-step process in the development of an embryo. It's oft described as the "default" is female, and making a male requires a switch to be flipped, although that probably is misleading description.

The Y chromosome has the master switch. That in turn triggers other switches that turn things on and turn other things off. Shit can go wrong, due to various defects and problems. Rare, but it happens.

The result is a mess of varying degrees.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2023 02:50 PM (Mzdiz)

235 Yay! A nephilim thread!
Well, it may as well be. This is satanic shit.

Posted by: That guy who says Yay! A nephilim thread! at September 29, 2023 02:50 PM (9Hrmz)

236
John? John Fetterman? It that you?!?

Posted by: Zombie Dianne Feinstein at September 29, 2023 02:50 PM (X4yCj)

237 O/T bleg: I have an interview at 3:00 PM, thoughts & prayers will be appreciated
Posted by: AltonJackson


Prayers up.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2023 02:50 PM (Y2tls)

238 Yeah we are getting close to the old "sheep fucker" joke
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at September 29, 2023 02:43 PM (5C4od)

____________________

That would be the one where you want to seduce the sheep on the side of a cliff...because they push back?
Sincerely,
Mohammad

Posted by: Orson at September 29, 2023 02:51 PM (dIske)

239 237 O/T bleg: I have an interview at 3:00 PM, thoughts & prayers will be appreciated
Posted by: AltonJackson


Best of luck

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2023 02:51 PM (bs+z0)

240 That or killing them in-utero. In their minds all hetero sex is rape.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

Yes, and every boy is a potential (and probable) rapist.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at September 29, 2023 02:51 PM (5C4od)

241 Friend of a friend was accosted and spit on by one of those zombie druggies in front of a nice hotel in Downtown Denver this week. Called the police and they said — fill out a form online.
Yup, you the citizens are now expected to deal with addicts yourselves, apparently.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2023 02:47 PM (Hkcdp)

this is why I never go to Denver anymore. Last time I was downtown was because federal jury duty, about 5 years ago. Even then I saw some crazy shit, tweakers flopping around, aggressive bums, trash everywhere. Can't imagine how bad it is now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Neanderthal, Just Ruggedly Handsome at September 29, 2023 02:51 PM (xPJvm)

242 129 Las Vegas police have arrested a man in the deadly 1996 drive-by shooting of Tupac Shakur...

They can't solve current crimes but once a week they solve one of these. Yeah
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 02:27 PM

=======

The dude did interviews. "Yeah, I was in the car."

Posted by: rd at September 29, 2023 02:51 PM (h7Jkz)

243 Good luck, Alton!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:51 PM (t0OGg)

244 The Y chromosome has the master switch. That in turn triggers other switches that turn things on and turn other things off. Shit can go wrong, due to various defects and problems. Rare, but it happens.

The result is a mess of varying degrees.
Posted by: publius


If you can die from prostate cancer, you are a male. If you can't, you're not.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2023 02:52 PM (Y2tls)

245 this is why I never go to Denver anymore. Last time I was downtown was because federal jury duty, about 5 years ago. Even then I saw some crazy shit, tweakers flopping around, aggressive bums, trash everywhere. Can't imagine how bad it is now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Neanderthal, Just Ruggedly Handsome at September 29, 2023 02:51 PM (xPJvm)
++++
I rarely went downtown, even when I lived in the metro (western suburbs). During COVID, I did go downtown to protest the lockdowns. It had been a couple of years since I had been there.

It was unrecognizable. Boarded up windows, everything was dirty, it smelled like piss. The decline was shocking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:53 PM (t0OGg)

246 Will pray, Alton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2023 02:53 PM (RSbhh)

247 O/T bleg: I have an interview at 3:00 PM, thoughts & prayers will be appreciated
Posted by: AltonJackson


Godspeed, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

248 The Y chromosome has the master switch. That in turn triggers other switches that turn things on and turn other things off. Shit can go wrong, due to various defects and problems. Rare, but it happens.
-------------------
We are the Key Master.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:53 PM (Wg6v7)

249 O/T bleg: I have an interview at 3:00 PM, thoughts & prayers will be appreciated
Posted by: AltonJackson


Check your zipper.
Put on a smile.
Firm handshake.
Make it happen!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2023 02:53 PM (uSHSS)

250 Someday a real rain will come and wash these debased and degenerates right into mighty mighty mobark

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 29, 2023 02:53 PM (VMfGx)

251 O/T bleg: I have an interview at 3:00 PM, thoughts & prayers will be appreciated
Posted by: AltonJackson
---
prayers up!

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 29, 2023 02:53 PM (aBJcM)

252 Good luck, Alton

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 29, 2023 02:53 PM (TX7gL)

253 O/T bleg: I have an interview at 3:00 PM, thoughts & prayers will be appreciated
Posted by: AltonJackson

Dear Lord, please grant AltonJackson the wisdom to answer the interviewer's questions thoroughly and the peace to not to sweat like a pig when doing so.

Amen.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 29, 2023 02:54 PM (Bd6X8)

254 Seems to be a few Fed Judges who got some fetishes they want to legalize. Bet their hard drives are full of horrors.

Maybe. Just conjecture here. Allegedly.

Etc...

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 29, 2023 02:54 PM (sAmhv)

255 That would be the one where you want to seduce the sheep on the side of a cliff...because they push back?
Sincerely,
Mohammad
Posted by: Orson at September 29, 2023 02:51 PM (dIske)

Haha I was thinking of the Scottish version - you know - I built the bridge but they don't call me the bridge builder, I planted the trees but they don't call me the tree planter, but you fuck one sheep . . . .

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at September 29, 2023 02:54 PM (5C4od)

256 I used to have to go through downtown Denver every day for work, to transfer trains. I hated it back then, and it's much worse now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 02:54 PM (0FoWg)

257
Oh my! You're not John Fetterman!

Posted by: Zombie Dianne Feinstein at September 29, 2023 02:55 PM (X4yCj)

258 The worse the better. It will speed up the Day of the Rake.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2023 02:55 PM (ESCdj)

259 DiFi may be worth $200m but she's dead and now her children and stepchildren are fighting over the estate. Root for casualties

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 29, 2023 02:55 PM (O8bOp)

260 Seems to be a few Fed Judges who got some fetishes they want to legalize. Bet their hard drives are full of horrors.

Maybe. Just conjecture here. Allegedly.

Etc...
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 29, 2023

That and outright threats from the IC.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2023 02:56 PM (dKuyx)

261 So, birth defect. Can we say birth defect?

Posted by: DOYLE at September 29, 2023 02:56 PM (Z8Yh2)

262 I have an interview at 3:00 PM, thoughts & prayers will be appreciated

You got 'em.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2023 02:56 PM (V8he0)

263 this is why I never go to Denver anymore. Last time I was downtown was because federal jury duty, about 5 years ago. Even then I saw some crazy shit, tweakers flopping around, aggressive bums, trash everywhere. Can't imagine how bad it is now. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Neanderthal, Just Ruggedly Handsome

I stayed at the Denver Marriot last year and wandered two blocks over to 16th Street Mall. Mad Max event of junkies shitting and shooting up. I won't being going back to DT Denver anytime soon, maybe ever.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2023 02:56 PM (kmEPs)

264 The long awaited Day of the Rake.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2023 02:56 PM (dKuyx)

265 When will the courts rule child pornography as protected speech?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 29, 2023 02:57 PM (lf83v)

266
It was unrecognizable. Boarded up windows, everything was dirty, it smelled like piss. The decline was shocking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:53 PM

I've been watching some video footage of the savages in Philly and what they're doing to liquor stores. The stores already have folding metal grates to protect the windows. They bypass them, break all the glass and climb in and out.

All to get bread according to AOC. In a location where there is none. Strange.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2023 02:57 PM (enJYY)

267 This Chinese delivery guy helped someone. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/mrpevdeh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2023 02:58 PM (RSbhh)

268 Las Vegas police have arrested a man in the deadly 1996 drive-by shooting of Tupac Shakur...
____________

And we still don't have a single name of a rapist at Epstein Island.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 29, 2023 02:58 PM (lf83v)

269 All to get bread according to AOC. In a location where there is none. Strange.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2023 02:57 PM (enJYY)
++++
Poverty is the root cause of crime.

Do not question the narrative - even when it is a seriously old-school Marxist narrative.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:58 PM (t0OGg)

270 God bless Alton and may he not have to weather an interviewer who is, in layman’s terms, a fuckwit.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at September 29, 2023 02:58 PM (Y8lzz)

271 I'm not saying that some judges need killin' but...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 29, 2023 02:58 PM (17s+e)

272 Just bottle Propylene Glycol in Liquor bottles and play Santa Claus in Philly.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:59 PM (Wg6v7)

273 This Chinese delivery guy helped someone. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/mrpevdeh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2023 02:58 PM (RSbhh)
++++
That dude has balls of solid brass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)

274 >O/T bleg: I have an interview at 3:00 PM, thoughts & prayers will be appreciated
Posted by: AltonJackson



pro tip: wear pants

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 02:59 PM (geLO8)

275 229 The company I work for owns some properties in the South Bronx. Not a nice area. There are several methadone clinics in the area. Supposedly they are to help junkies get off drugs. You won't be surprised that they basically function as legal drug dealers. Junkies line up, get their free methadone or whatever else they have, leave the clinic, walk literally 20 feet away, and get high on the shit they got at the clinic. Nobody does or says shit.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2023 02:42 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Methadone is a substitute, not a cure. You can replace opiates with methadone and it fucks you up less and you *can* still function (assuming it's dosed properly - which is why the methadone clinic is a thing in the first place) and not run the risk of dying of an OD.

Posted by: Joe Mannix

________________

I get it. My point is that nobody is going to these clinics to remedy any situation. They are going to get free drugs to get high off the taxpayers' dime. And it's not true that methadone won't cause ODs. At least 10% of the time I'm unfortunate to pass by there, there's some junkie on the ground ODing.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2023 03:00 PM (iFTx/)

276 All to get bread according to AOC. In a location where there is none. Strange.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2023 02:57 PM (enJYY)

Go look up a vid of that Meatball broad. Big fat chick screaming "EVERYONE MUST EAT! EVERYONE MUST EAT!" while she loots a liquor store.

First of all honey, you of all people know that Hennessy ain't Ho-Hos. Secondly: stop eating. Stop looting, too. But put down the fork.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 03:00 PM (0FoWg)

277
The long awaited Day of the Rake.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I HATE that day!

Posted by: Sideshow Bob at September 29, 2023 03:00 PM (63Dwl)

278 Poverty is the root cause of crime.

Do not question the narrative - even when it is a seriously old-school Marxist narrative.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 02:58 PM (t0OGg)

++++

AOC's "poor" dress rather nicely, good clothes, expensive shoes - things I can't afford. Do people like her not see the incongruity?

Posted by: washrivergal at September 29, 2023 03:01 PM (IFHOX)

279
First of all honey, you of all people know that Hennessy ain't Ho-Hos. Secondly: stop eating. Stop looting, too. But put down the fork.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 03:00 PM (0FoWg)


She's been arrested. No word on if she was immediately released after arraignment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

280 Just bottle Propylene Glycol in Liquor bottles and play Santa Claus in Philly.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 02:59 PM (Wg6v7)

I chuckled loudly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2023 03:01 PM (dKuyx)

281 It's only ends with strange fruit swinging from lampposts.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 29, 2023 03:01 PM (GwTP3)

282 O/T bleg: I have an interview at 3:00 PM, thoughts & prayers will be appreciated
Posted by: AltonJackson

Okay

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2023 03:02 PM (T4tVD)

283 First of all honey, you of all people know that Hennessy ain't Ho-Hos. Secondly: stop eating. Stop looting, too. But put down the fork.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 03:00 PM (0FoWg)

Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds
Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds…

Posted by: Oliver Anthony at September 29, 2023 03:02 PM (R/m4+)

284 Read some of the comments following the article. Take your BP meds first.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 29, 2023 03:02 PM (Zvtjl)

285 If I was in charge of the GOP I would be running ads in a few months of DiFi and Shits-Pants from back in the day and then split screen to showing DiFi clearly having zero idea where she is and and Shits-Pant falling down. Closing line would be something like DiFi was a coming attraction.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2023 03:02 PM (kmEPs)

286
She's been arrested. No word on if she was immediately released after arraignment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Radio news said her mother bailed her out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2023 03:02 PM (63Dwl)

287
AOC's "poor" dress rather nicely, good clothes, expensive shoes - things I can't afford. Do people like her not see the incongruity?
Posted by: washrivergal at September 29, 2023 03:01 PM (IFHOX)


Well, if they're wearing disguises, how do we know they're really poor?

Posted by: Alexandra Ocrazio CoTits at September 29, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

288 I swim with chicks and kept my dick.

Posted by: LIA THOMAS AND HIS DICK at September 29, 2023 03:02 PM (2znMt)

289
Radio news said her mother bailed her out.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2023 03:02 PM (63Dwl)


She's poor, so I'm guessing the bail was set very low. I mean, she was looting for bread n' shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2023 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

290 God bless Alton and may he not have to weather an interviewer who is, in layman’s terms, a fuckwit.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens
----
May there be no DEI interview questions...

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 29, 2023 03:04 PM (aBJcM)

291
Talking about bread the wife paid three bucks today for a loaf that tasted weeks old. I try to avoid bread 'cause carbs but with all my tomatoes kicking in at once it's BLT season.

Hopefully Joe will break up the Big Bread cartel.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2023 03:04 PM (enJYY)

292 I get it. My point is that nobody is going to these clinics to remedy any situation. They are going to get free drugs to get high off the taxpayers' dime. And it's not true that methadone won't cause ODs. At least 10% of the time I'm unfortunate to pass by there, there's some junkie on the ground ODing.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2023 03:00 PM (iFTx/)
++++
It varies by location but yes, many times the methadone clinic is just an open-air drug bazaar and nobody cares about appropriate dosing and so methadone gets abused just like the heroin did - up to including an OD, which is hard on methadone but not impossible.

Methadone is a particularly shitty, first-generation approach to the problem it's appalling that we still use it when much, much less awful processes and products exist now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)

293 280 Just bottle Propylene Glycol in Liquor bottles and play Santa Claus in Philly.

I chuckled loudly.

What does it do? Give someone the shits?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2023 03:05 PM (bVfY0)

294 I really cannot tolerate MSM coverage of the budget crisis. I hate how including Ukranian funding is bipartisan and funding border control is "extreme right wing". It is just nauseating.

Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2023 03:05 PM (n3DL0)

295 Alton: prayers for you! Good luck!

Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2023 03:06 PM (n3DL0)

296 The long awaited Day of the Rake.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

----------

What we need now is a long-awaited Day of the Tire Iron.

[h/t Insom]

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 29, 2023 03:07 PM (GwTP3)

297 Avoiding bread is unamerican.

Which does not bother me as much as it used to.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 29, 2023 03:07 PM (Z8Yh2)

298 I hate how including Ukranian funding is bipartisan and funding border control is "extreme right wing". It is just nauseating.
Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2023 03:05 PM (n3DL0)
++++
That's absolutely true as far as the Uniparty is concerned.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2023 03:07 PM (t0OGg)

299 I really cannot tolerate MSM coverage of the budget crisis. I hate how including Ukranian funding is bipartisan and funding border control is "extreme right wing". It is just nauseating.
Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2023 03:05 PM (n3DL0)


"We control the vertical. We control the horizontal. We control the narrative."

- - - The MSM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2023 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

300 293 280 Just bottle Propylene Glycol in Liquor bottles and play Santa Claus in Philly.

I chuckled loudly.

What does it do? Give someone the shits?
-------------------
Its antifreeze. It puts them to sleep forever.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 29, 2023 03:07 PM (Wg6v7)

301
Some container got broken into in Philly last night. No bread. Sneakers. They keep looking for bread I guess and have to settle for 10,000 expensive sneakers.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2023 03:07 PM (enJYY)

302 NOOD.

Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2023 03:07 PM (n3DL0)

303 "What does it do? Give someone the shits?'

Makes you go room temperature.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 29, 2023 03:08 PM (Z8Yh2)

304 For every dose of Methadone or Narcan or.... whatever, there's a check cut and deposited into a politicians "off the books" account. The entire concept behind "addiction clinics" is to line politicians pockets with Big Pharma $$.

Same with cancer drugs. Same with covid. Same with aids. Same with...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2023 03:08 PM (Q4IgG)

305 "Everybody must Eat! Everybody must Eat!" - Meatball, multitalented obese actress, influencer, beanie entrepreneur, porn prostitute, disabled, and for now indicted on felonies for inciting a riot in Philly.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 29, 2023 03:08 PM (kmEPs)

306 >>>>>What does it do? Give someone the shits?

Posted by: Dr. Claw


yeah
tastes like creme de menthe

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 03:09 PM (geLO8)

307 Narcan? What about fentanyl in spray cans? Finish the job.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 29, 2023 03:10 PM (nnp+f)

308 The previous post referenced "Ace Bucks".

I thought quatloos were the currency of the blog. Have they been replaced? Is there an exchange rate?

Asking for the transactional workers in town.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2023 03:10 PM (a3Q+t)

309 Has anyone heard how Alton's interview is going?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 29, 2023 03:13 PM (8AONa)

310 The previous post referenced "Ace Bucks".

I thought quatloos were the currency of the blog. Have they been replaced? Is there an exchange rate?

Asking for the transactional workers in town.

Posted by: Duncanthrax

=====

It's a special currency used when one COB awards another COB Comment of the Week. It's some sort of money laundering scam.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 29, 2023 03:15 PM (8AONa)

311 I saw The Big Bread Cartel open for The James Gang in Deadwood around '74.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 29, 2023 03:16 PM (GwTP3)

312 It's a special currency used when one COB awards another COB Comment of the Week. It's some sort of money laundering scam.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 29, 2023 03:15 PM (8AONa)

---------

I think it's more analogous to a check kiting scheme.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 29, 2023 03:18 PM (GwTP3)

313 I'll go ahead and disagree that the 1st amendment protects pornography. (I understand some judges said so but I think it was bad law) It is a detrimental contagion on humanity and in the age of the internet is a clear and present danger to the future social health of children everywhere.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at September 29, 2023 03:38 PM (HE9Cm)

314 Hittner is 10000 years old. This was written by a law clerk.

Let the appeals begin.

Posted by: the other coyote at September 29, 2023 04:28 PM (eJ8C0)

315 It's time for Texas and Montana to say -

" we have no intent on suspending enforcement of these provisions, they will go into effect. We will appeal this ruling in the mean time, and we expect to be vindicated on appeal.

In addition we have opened an investigation into allegations of child trafficking sex rings being run through the department (pick a department in the building where the federal courts are). This current environment of tacitly approved pedophilia and child molestation must come to an end. These laws were developed to fight this terrible situation."

Posted by: Black JEM at September 29, 2023 05:06 PM (GZYu7)

316 Judges who should face removal from the Bench

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 29, 2023 07:17 PM (wGqjj)

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