Quick Hits

Republicans announce their first three impeachment witnesses in the Joe Biden bribery impeachment hearings.

The House Oversight Committee will hold its first impeachment hearing into President Joe Biden this week and interview three witnesses, who will provide their expertise in connection with allegations President Joe Biden, while vice president, received a bribe from a Ukrainian businessman to change U.S. policy.
Prompting the impeachment inquiry is an unclassified FD-1023 form that contains confidential human source information outlining an alleged bribery effort. The tip describes an arrangement in which Burisma CEO Mykola Zlochevsky allegedly hired Hunter Biden to secure access to his father, upon whom he leaned to secure the firing of then-Ukrainian Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin, who was investigating the firm.
The hearing will feature three witnesses, including George Washington University Law Professor Jonathan Turley, former Assistant Attorney General, United States Department of Justice Tax Division Eileen O'Connor, and forensic accountant Bruce Dubinsky, the committee announced Monday.

I assume the forensic accountant will just be there to say that, in his expert opinion, there is no conceivable reason to create such a gigantically convoluted series of Russian Nesting Doll shell companies except to disguise the source of income and thus commit the crime of money laundering.

House Republicans
@HouseGOP
In 2020, Joe Biden LIED when claimed Hunter Biden "has not made money" from China.
Today, @GOPoversight
revealed two bank wires from 2019 revealing Hunter received payments originating from Chinese nationals, and Joe Biden's home was listed as the beneficiary address for both.

Vulnerable Democrats who took money from Bob Menendez's pile of Egyptian cash and gold are donating it to charity, to distance themselves from the crime figure.

Sens. Jon Tester, D-Mont., and Bob Casey, D-Pa., on Tuesday pledged to donate the $10,000 they accepted from the political action committee of indicted Sen. Bob Menendez, D-N.J., who is facing growing calls to resign.

The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker, who, if anything, has become even more Fiercely Heterosexual since his much-publicized Fake Romance with LGBT actress Rosario Dawson, is among those calling for Menendez to resign.

Menendez, who was indicted alongside his wife on bribery charges, "deserves our presumption of innocence until proven guilty," Booker said, CNN reported.
"Stepping down is not an admission of guilt but an acknowledgment that holding public office often demands tremendous sacrifices at great personal cost. Senator Menendez has made these sacrifices in the past to serve. And in this case, he must do so again," Booker also said.

A Democrat-aligned group is spending $60 million in dark money -- remember when the media used to run scare stories about "Dark Money"? That was before the Democrats began spending literal billions of it -- to "fortify" the 2024 election.

The States Project, a Democrat-aligned group, spent $60 million across five swing states last year as part of an effort to proliferate liberal policies, the New York Times reported.
The group focuses on getting Democrats elected to state legislatures and aids them once elected in order to get more liberal policies passed, according to its website. The States Project's is a joint initiative between PAC For America's Future, which receives funding from George Soros' Democracy PAC, and Future Now Action, a 501c4 dark money group that does not disclose its donors, according to the organization's website.
Of the $60 million the group spent in 2022, most of it went directly to Democratic candidates and legislative caucuses in Arizona, Michigan, Maine, Nevada and Pennsylvania, though some was also spent on political advertisements, according to the NYT.
The States Project, which refused to disclose its donors to the NYT, lists "empowering people over special interests" as one of its policy goals.

Uh-huh.

Adulterous turncoat Joe Scarborough is all-in for Joe Biden, claiming only "fools" would underestimate him. He rails against those who wrote Basemen Joe off in 2020... overlooking the fact that he was one of the ones who wrote Biden off in 2020.

"Joe Scarborough hides the bodies of murdered aides he was having an affair with like I dress." -- John Fetterman

Hey, I didn't say it, Fetterman's Monster did.

A Democrat Representative says he's "thinking" about running against Biden.

Minnesota representative Dean Phillips (D.) said Monday he is "thinking about" taking on President Joe Biden in a presidential primary, as the 80-year-old president's popularity is waning.

"I am thinking about it. I haven't ruled it out," the three-term congressman said in an interview with Steve Schmidt's podcast The Warning. "I'm concerned that there is no alternative. I'm concerned that something could happen between now and next November that would make the Democratic Convention in Chicago an unmitigated disaster."

Target closes nine stores in the US due to violence and theft -- all coincidentally located in blue states.

The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetter

BREAKING: Target, $TGT, to close 9 stores in major cities across the US due to "violence and theft."
This includes one of Target's New York City locations and 3 stores in San Francisco.
Target said in a statement that the safety of their team and guests are at risk, forcing closures.
This comes after target said that theft is costing them more than $500 million this year.
Walmart has also been contemplating shutting stores and raising prices due to theft.
As inflation persists, theft is getting worse.

.@RepJamesComer on Biden attorney Abbe Lowell suing whistleblowers: "We asked for bank records, and he couldn't understand why we were requesting them when everyone in America knows that the Biden family took in over $20 million from foreign oligarchs and they can't say a single… pic.twitter.com/RkGEtblKCw
— KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) September 19, 2023

This is just getting publicity now: Back in May, a Navy MK 15 Phalanx Close-In Weapon System automatically locked in and tracked a commercial plane, a Boeing 737, as the crew said "no, no, no" as if it were a dog eating a slipper.

intrusive thoughts pic.twitter.com/8mZfOwXESD
— ToastyNarwhals (@NarwhalsToasty) May 17, 2023

That's from this new show.

If you don't want to be judged, don't constantly put yourself up as if you're contestants in a pageant.

They do want to be judged -- but they want to be judged positively, only. It's like girls putting up their photos with a "Hot or Not?" question but then becoming furious and #triggered if people rate them a 4 and say "would not smash."

If you invite commentary on your lifestyle, you get commentary on your lifestyle. I offered some information about my.... alternative Shelving choices yesterday, and people commented on that. I did not say "How dare you question my plainly-disastrous attempts at shelving!"

As Jeff Winger observed: "When you go fishing for a compliment, sometimes you get a boot."

Deal with it.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:25 PM

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1 Joe's done, President Camacho has come back in time to run in 2024:

https://youtu.be/_RgG1Ayf4kI

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 06:27 PM (qPw5n)

2 Onward through the fog!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 26, 2023 06:28 PM (YNbPJ)

3 "Would not smash"?

What kind of uncultured swine would use such a phrase?

Posted by: TJM's phone at September 26, 2023 06:29 PM (LvTSG)

4 Rosario bats for the other team?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 06:29 PM (a3Q+t)

5 Biden laptop you say???

@AndrewFeinberg 2h
NEW: If I am reading this right, Judge Engoron has found that Donald Trump committed fraud and has ordered the cancellation of all of his New York business certificates and the dissolution of the Trump Organization.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 06:30 PM (IG4Id)

6 That last photo. Thanks, ace. It's like the disinformation expert and cruelty expert were dueling and cruelty expert won.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 26, 2023 06:30 PM (2YtOq)

7 The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker, who, if anything, has become even more Fiercely Heterosexual since his much-publicized Fake Romance with LGBT actress Rosario Dawson, is among those calling for Menendez to resign.

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It's a New Jersey uncivil war!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 06:32 PM (FVME7)

8 "The fiercely hetersexual Corey Booker."

Best line ever.

Posted by: EFG at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (Ae67h)

9
Boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (xcxpd)

10 Why is Richard Dean Anderson in that bathtub?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (aD39U)

11 Did you reboot the Phalanx after the update? No? Well, try that then call back if there are further problems.

Thank you for calling Microsoft Tech Support.

Posted by: Microsoft tech support at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (2YtOq)

12 "Would not smash"?

What kind of uncultured swine would use such a phrase?
Posted by: TJM's phone at September 26, 2023 06:29 PM

I know, right? Everyone knows the accepted formulation is

__ / 10. Would not bang.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (aQy7p)

13 So if you marry your Grandfather does that mean you can avoid inheritance taxes? Just asking

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (dKiJG)

14 The navy guy sounds like an idiot.

Posted by: WOPR at September 26, 2023 06:34 PM (ESaRx)

15 So if you marry your Grandfather does that mean you can avoid inheritance taxes? Just asking
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (dKiJG)

Robert Heinlein nods.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 06:34 PM (aD39U)

16 I know, right? Everyone knows the accepted formulation is

__ / 10. Would not bang.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM

Where __ <= 3.0

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 06:35 PM (a3Q+t)

17 @5

>>Biden laptop you say??? @AndrewFeinberg 2h
NEW: If I am reading this right, Judge Engoron has found that Donald Trump committed fraud and has ordered the cancellation of all of his New York business certificates and the dissolution of the Trump Organization.

Sure, why not, we live in Clown World after all.

I'm sure it will be appealed and won but not before the maximum amount of carnage, destruction and pain has been extracted.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:35 PM (XV/Pl)

18 The Target press release says specifically these locations are being closed due to crime and organized retail theft

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 06:35 PM (RIvkX)

19 NY JUDGE: NO TRIAL NEEDED!! BAD ORANGE MAN GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 06:35 PM (zLfni)

20 Stick with Joe, Joe

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 06:35 PM (fwDg9)

21 So if you marry your Grandfather does that mean you can avoid inheritance taxes? Just asking
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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Yes, but then they get you on the generation-skipping tax.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 26, 2023 06:36 PM (Dm8we)

22 That Phalanx system lock is terrifying. The sailor laughing about it is an idiot. A robotic system pointed a cannon at a flight with who knows how many dozens or hundreds of people on it. There must be a major investigation into this.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:36 PM (R38qh)

23 i get all of my Young People Slang from Ryan Long.

Smash, rinsed, cooked, etc.

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2023 06:36 PM (KRtlO)

24 Rupa Subramanya @rupasubramanya
On Indian TV, former Indian diplomat Deepak Vohra claims there are "credible rumours" that sniffer dogs in India found cocaine on Trudeau’s plane and that Trudeau didn't attend the G20 dinner because he was high on cocaine. 😳

https://tinyurl.com/bdduznur
21 seconds in Hindi but about a quarter of the words are in English like "sniffer-dogs".

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:36 PM (krqg6)

25 There must be a major investigation into this.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 06:37 PM (zLfni)

26 Target, because of their insane policies, just put several thousand people out of work and put the hurt on local suppliers.

Heck of a job there, Dayton family!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 26, 2023 06:37 PM (2YtOq)

27 Marrying your grandfather seems like one way to stick it to your parents.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2023 06:38 PM (OitHo)

28 What is effective range of phalanx and how close was the aircraft? Each one of those sailors should be keelhauled

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 26, 2023 06:38 PM (LyoBw)

29 McCarthy needs to be removed... ASAP. And I get it... the GOP is nearly as corrupt as the Democrats, but unable to mount a disinfo campaign?

Really?

Punt the fucker and be done with it. Rules change.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2023 06:38 PM (Q4IgG)

30 I thought that was Pete rose in that photo. Glad it wasn't.

Posted by: Yikes! at September 26, 2023 06:38 PM (LccS3)

31 Nancy Mace will come.

Posted by: Steiner at September 26, 2023 06:38 PM (aD39U)

32 Is the Phalanx System part of Skynet now???

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (PCK5/)

33 NY JUDGE: NO TRIAL NEEDED!! BAD ORANGE MAN GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 06:35 PM

Ja. Dis guy, he gets it.

Posted by: Zombie Roland Freisler at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (aQy7p)

34 >>Marrying your grandfather seems like one way to stick it to your parents.

Not to mention Gramps.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)

35 @24

>>that sniffer dogs in India found cocaine on Trudeau’s plane and that Trudeau didn't attend the G20 dinner because he was high on cocaine.

The defining characteristic of our current global ruling class is not how corrupt they are but how generic and mediocre they are.

Boss Tweed they are not.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (XV/Pl)

36 So who would replace McCarthy??

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (PCK5/)

37 Amazingly, it didn't catch on fire...

@Breaking911 38s
Hillary Clinton’s portrait unveiled at State Department

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (IG4Id)

38 Biden laptop you say???

@AndrewFeinberg 2h
NEW: If I am reading this right, Judge Engoron has found that Donald Trump committed fraud and has ordered the cancellation of all of his New York business certificates and the dissolution of the Trump Organization.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 06:30 PM (IG4Id)
******
"Judge Arthur Engoron ruled Tuesday that the former president and his company deceived banks, insurers and others by massively overvaluing his assets and exaggerating his net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing financing."

https://tinyurl.com/5fkacseh

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (NpAcC)

39 Rupa Subramanya @rupasubramanya
On Indian TV, former Indian diplomat Deepak Vohra claims there are "credible rumours" that sniffer dogs in India found cocaine on Trudeau’s plane and that Trudeau didn't attend the G20 dinner because he was high on cocaine. 😳

https://tinyurl.com/bdduznur
21 seconds in Hindi but about a quarter of the words are in English like "sniffer-dogs".

Translation:
there is credible rumors that in Trudeau's Airplane, we found cocaine through our sniffer dogs. Then, for 2 days he didn't get out of the hotel room, didn't come out. PM Justin Trudeau skipped India's President Dinner too. People say he was on Drugs.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (dKiJG)

40 If you invite commentary on your lifestyle, you get commentary on your lifestyle. I offered some information about my.... alternative Shelving choices yesterday, and people commented on that. I did not say "How dare you question my plainly-disastrous attempts at shelving!"

I was wondering how the weekend shelving project proceeded. This implies that things did not turn out as straight and strong as the executive management-approved project plan projected.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (a3Q+t)

41 Man, they got Brooks Robinson.

Bastards.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (dGCAG)

42 who would replace McCarthy??
Posted by: tubal at

Another RINO, silly.

Posted by: Yikes! at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (LccS3)

43 I was wondering how the weekend shelving project proceeded. This implies that things did not turn out as straight and strong as the executive management-approved project plan projected.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (a3Q+t)

The QA Committee signed off on it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (aD39U)

44 @29

One of best distillations of the dichotemy of the GOPe and the MAGA types has to be the Matt Gaetz/Maria Bartaromo interview from the other day.

It illuminates our fight and what we are fighting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (XV/Pl)

45 Hillary Clinton’s portrait unveiled at State Department
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (IG4Id)
----

I think it's more along the lines of Medusa and a fear of people turning to stone.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (2YtOq)

46 ace needs to read the hobby thread. Lots of helpful tips.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (a0370)

47 The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker, who, if anything, has become even more Fiercely Heterosexual since his much-publicized Fake Romance with LGBT actress Rosario Dawson, is among those calling for Menendez to resign.
.......

That's Fiercely Gay. Fierce Heteros would call for him to be hanged at dawn.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

48 >>"Judge Arthur Engoron ruled Tuesday that the former president and his company deceived banks, insurers and others by massively overvaluing his assets and exaggerating his net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing financing."

Sure. Trump hornswoggled some of the biggest banks in the world by fooling them on real estate values.

Totally checks out.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)

49 A Democrat Representative says he's "thinking" about running against Biden.

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Didja see this? USA Today has its thumb on America's pulse!

USA TODAY
@USATODAY
Recent polls suggest some voters don't want to choose Trump or Biden 2024. Here's their ideal candidate.

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Apparently, Americans want Lizard Cheney, Pierre Delecto, or Will Hurd.*

*Will Hurd is a black RINO former CIA agent, former Texas representative who has been critical of Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 06:42 PM (FVME7)

50 Fantastic machine the m5 -- no off switch.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at September 26, 2023 06:42 PM (3DZIZ)

51 there is credible rumors that in Trudeau's Airplane, we found cocaine through our sniffer dogs. Then, for 2 days he didn't get out of the hotel room, didn't come out. PM Justin Trudeau skipped India's President Dinner too. People say he was on Drugs.
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Thank you. Come again.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:42 PM (krqg6)

52 Weird but of trivia; Dean Phillips grandmother was Dear Abby. She would have advised him to challenge Joe, please do it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (cot+J)

53 Menendez, who was indicted alongside his wife on bribery charges, "deserves our presumption of innocence until proven guilty," Booker said, CNN reported

Phuck ewe you dick sucking asshole! I remember what [you said about the peepee scandle (all lies of course) and how The Bad Orange Man must step away from the presidency until it could all be sorted out and understood (by the lying media)

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (FuUAU)

54 Everyone knows the accepted formulation is Would not bang.

I will go this far: Fen says "would not bang," and manages to make it sound polite and almost Biblical. I don't know if you can do that with "smash."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (4PZHB)

55 > What is effective range of phalanx and how close was the aircraft? Each one of those sailors should be keelhauled

Wiki says one to five nautical miles. A plane at 30,000 feet is just under five nautical miles.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (R38qh)

56 Of course a guy "Could" buy a book case, or maybe or a storage unit....

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (PCK5/)

57 @38

>>"Judge Arthur Engoron ruled Tuesday that the former president and his company deceived banks, insurers and others by massively overvaluing his assets and exaggerating his net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing financing."

Because its standard business practice for banks, Insurers and other financial institutions to accept client proffered valuations at face value without doing their own due diligence.

I would say it is to laugh but what's happening is no laughing matter.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:44 PM (XV/Pl)

58 Has Menendez been arrested, perp walked, mug shot? Why the fuck not?
In fact, why should he not be prevenitivly locked up? A bank robber caught would be. As long as he still has the capacity to act under the influence of bribary he remains a danger.

Posted by: QT 3.14159 at September 26, 2023 06:44 PM (qOMPA)

59 I will go this far: Fen says "would not bang," and manages to make it sound polite and almost Biblical. I don't know if you can do that with "smash."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (4PZHB)
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How about "smite?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 26, 2023 06:44 PM (ScR16)

60 Can you imagine an impeachment inquiry that is not televised.
What dumb Americans have become. Totally embarrassing.

Posted by: Redenzo at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (V/pbu)

61 I want to hear more about Ace's shelving adventures. Ace survived, clearly, but what happened?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (AxRGS)

62 Target closes nine stores in the US due to violence and theft -- all coincidentally located in blue states.
________________

Yesterday Gaige Grosskreuz gets freight-trained by an SUV, today Target takes a good shot in the nuts.

This is shaping up to a wonderful week so far.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

63 The weird thing about the NY AG lawsuit against Trump is that none of the banks, insurers or others complained about Trump's valuations. In fact larger valuations meant higher fees and interest payments.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (cot+J)

64 Willowed from last thread:

Hey, All,

I planted a massive turd today on the Art Thread. I would like to explain.

The commenter known as Robert said something about going home and drinking bourbon in his underwear. I assumed it was meant facetiously, so I responded facetiously, referencing the meme of "Pics or it didn't happen," thinking that that particular meme referred to any debauched behavior, and not just frolics with female lovlies.

Boy, did y'all give me pushback on that. I was surprised by the response, and so in my embarrassment, responded with lame responses like "I did it for the 'ettes," which, of course, did not fly. Immediately, I became the blog's new ghey whipping horse.

Even knowing the nature of the Horde, I was surprised by the amount of snark that I received in response to that comment. That being said, although I was ashamed by my comment, I understand how things are here, and do not hold any of the responses to my original bad joke against any of the commenters here. (Hey, Sponge!)

By the way, when I told today's story to my wife, who has much longer experience with the Horde than I do (though she seldom comments), she thought that it was hilarious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (xTRSc)

65 So who would replace McCarthy??
Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 06:39 PM (PCK5/)

Henry Clay would be my first choice.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (dGCAG)

66 Will Hurd, are you fucking kidding me? The people in his old district don't even know who he is.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (a0370)

67 Minnesota representative Dean Phillips (D.) said Monday he is "thinking about" taking on President Joe Biden in a presidential primary, as the 80-year-old president's popularity is waning.
.......

PHILLIPSALANCHE

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

68 @61

>>I want to hear more about Ace's shelving adventures. Ace survived, clearly, but what happened?

I would pay good money to watch Ace deploy a laser level and plumb bob in his shelving endeavors.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:46 PM (XV/Pl)

69 She (my wife) has known the Horder far better and longer than I have.

So, can we just forget my response to Robert on the Art Thread already?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:46 PM (xTRSc)

70 I will go this far: Fen says "would not bang," and manages to make it sound polite and almost Biblical. I don't know if you can do that with "smash."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:43 PM (4PZHB)
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How about "smite?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 26, 2023 06:44 PM

Who knows?

Posted by: KJV at September 26, 2023 06:46 PM (a3Q+t)

71 "Judge Arthur Engoron ruled Tuesday that the former president and his company deceived banks, insurers and others by massively overvaluing his assets and exaggerating his net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing financing."

Because its standard business practice for banks, Insurers and other financial institutions to accept client proffered valuations at face value without doing their own due diligence.

I would say it is to laugh but what's happening is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:44 PM (XV/Pl)
_________________

Now do the "trillion dollar coin."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:46 PM (YqDXo)

72 And they originally said Trump was committing tax fraud by over-valuing his assets because we all know that the more expensive the property, the lower it's taxed!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:46 PM (krqg6)

73 @22 A robotic system pointed a cannon at a flight with who knows how many dozens or hundreds of people on it.

30% saving in manpower! Didn't you read the chart?
Fewer moving parts, my man. Wave of the future. Look Dad!

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:46 PM (4PZHB)

74 >>> 51 there is credible rumors that in Trudeau's Airplane, we found cocaine through our sniffer dogs. Then, for 2 days he didn't get out of the hotel room, didn't come out. PM Justin Trudeau skipped India's President Dinner too. People say he was on Drugs.
-------
Thank you. Come again.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:42 PM (krqg6)

Those were not my drugs THEY WERE HUNTER'S!!!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 26, 2023 06:47 PM (llON8)

75 Phillip K Dick >> Phillips head screwdriver >> Dean Phillips

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2023 06:47 PM (OitHo)

76
Yesterday Gaige Lefty Grosskreuz gets freight-trained by an SUV...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM

fixed for style-book compliance

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 06:48 PM (ENBF0)

77 Even knowing the nature of the Horde, I was surprised by the amount of snark that I received in response to that comment. That being said, although I was ashamed by my comment, I understand how things are here, and do not hold any of the responses to my original bad joke against any of the commenters here. (Hey, Sponge!)

By the way, when I told today's story to my wife, who has much longer experience with the Horde than I do (though she seldom comments), she thought that it was hilarious.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (xTRSc)

I figure if you haven't been given the business by the horde here, you're doing something wrong.

I remember the time I made a snide comment about hockey goalies.

Egad, you'd think I farted on people's dead grampy's casket.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:48 PM (dGCAG)

78 https://bityl.co/LMV1

A murder suspect labeled by police as willing to "do anything he can to cause harm" is the target of an all-out search after a 26-year-old software development company founder was found slain at her Baltimore apartment.

Baltimore Police said Pava Marie LaPere was found around 11:30 a.m. after someone called for help. She died from blunt-force trauma.

Authorities announced an arrest warrant at a news conference Tuesday afternoon for Jason Dean Billingsley, 32. He is charged with first-degree murder in LaPere's killing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 06:48 PM (aD39U)

79
Fierce Heterosexuality Will Save This Country!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 06:48 PM (xG4kz)

80 I read that Gisele Fetterman dated Corey Booker before she dated John. Big, if true.

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (CGK6j)

81 Menendez, who was indicted alongside his wife on bribery charges, "deserves our presumption of innocence until proven guilty," Booker said, CNN reported

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But not Russell Brand!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (FVME7)

82 64

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (xTRSc)

You stepped on it, or in it.... it happens... comes with commenting a lot.. we KNOW you are fiercely, well you know..

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (PCK5/)

83 Asa shot his wad. Didn't make the cut for the debate

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (a0370)

84 Man, they got Brooks Robinson.

Bastards.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (dGCAG)
________________

Married for 63 years. Can't beat that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

85 I have two Targets, don't go to either one

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 06:50 PM (fwDg9)

86 I read that Gisele Fetterman dated Corey Booker before she dated John. Big, if true.
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (CGK6j)
_______________

Boy, was SHE barking up the wrong tree.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

87 I want to hear more about Ace's shelving adventures. Ace survived, clearly, but what happened?
Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (AxRGS)
......

Shelves happened. Shelf for the keys. Shelf for the plants. Shelves for the books. Shelves in the kitchen. Shelf for the family pictures.
I expect a write up in Architectural Digest soon.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

88 @72

>>And they originally said Trump was committing tax fraud by over-valuing his assets because we all know that the more expensive the property, the lower it's taxed!!

As is f**king obvious to anyone that isn't a f**king leftist monster, a person can value an object, of any kind at any value.

I can say this paper clip on my desk is a MEEELEEON DOLLARSSSS, it is up to the buyer or financial institution that would loan money or collateralize debt against my paper clip to ascertain whether the paper clip is that valuable.

This is bullsh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:51 PM (XV/Pl)

89 I figure if you haven't been given the business by the horde here, you're doing something wrong.

I remember the time I made a snide comment about hockey goalies.

Egad, you'd think I farted on people's dead grampy's casket.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:48 PM (dGCAG)

Yeah, I guess my skin's not thick enough yet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:51 PM (xTRSc)

90 Future Now Action is my favorite DEVO album.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:52 PM (63Dwl)

91 Yesterday Gaige Lefty Grosskreuz gets freight-trained by an SUV...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM

fixed for style-book compliance
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 06:48 PM (ENBF0)
_____________

Actually, I think I started the "Lefty" thing. Along with "fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker" thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

92 Man, they got Brooks Robinson.

Bastards.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:40 PM (dGCAG)
________________

Married for 63 years. Can't beat that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

So you're saying it was murder.

Women..... can't live with 'em, can't trade in one of your Gold Gloves for a newer model.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:52 PM (dGCAG)

93 @59 "How about 'smite'?" --CaptObvious

Sure, smitin's different. Have to say, you almost never hear Fen casting smites around here, though it could happen on the campaign trail.

Lots of smishes and smooches in Song of Songs, if we're going KJV, and the scholarship on that should be enlightening.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:53 PM (4PZHB)

94 I stopped going to Target years ago when they let the sodomites roam the bathrooms in search of victims. Ironically, I do stop in on occasion just to use the shitter and I may or may not flush, which costs them.

A lot.

Revenge is sweet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 26, 2023 06:53 PM (R/m4+)

95 And they originally said Trump was committing tax fraud by over-valuing his assets because we all know that the more expensive the property, the lower it's taxed!!

As is f**king obvious to anyone that isn't a f**king leftist monster, a person can value an object, of any kind at any value.
_______________

This handkerchief I just blew my nose in? Worth $50 million, easy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:53 PM (YqDXo)

96 Yeah, I guess my skin's not thick enough yet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:51 PM (xTRSc)

From the way you described it, it's probably a good thing I wasn't there.

I would have piled on. From your side.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:53 PM (dGCAG)

97 Actually, I think I started the "Lefty" thing. Along with "fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker" thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (NtVYv)

98 @78 the guy Billingsley was sentenced in 2011 to 30 years for rape . He has priors. Paroled in 2022. Avoid blue cities . I live in a small one but I'm large and armed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (cot+J)

99 Jebus! To round out tonight's 6-pak (8-pak?) of pseudo-intellectual cunts, honorable attribution could have been rolled out to Russell Brand and Howard Stern (+ Bill Maher?).

Yes, scraping your boots daily can be habit-forming and ruin your boots.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (fY84s)

100 > Authorities announced an arrest warrant at a news conference Tuesday afternoon for Jason Dean Billingsley, 32. He is charged with first-degree murder in LaPere's killing.

Billingsley was sentenced to 30 years in 2015, got out in 2022. He has convictions for first degree assault, second degree assault, and first degree sex offense.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (R38qh)

101 "As inflation persists, theft is getting worse."

They just want to dress their kids in Tranny outfits!
--AOC, most likely

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 26, 2023 06:55 PM (Rbu5d)

102 Funny...

John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre
New meme circulating...

my picks

who you got?
https://tinyurl.com/phk22ub4

smart/dumb sounds smart/sounds dumb axis

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:56 PM (krqg6)

103 98 @78 the guy Billingsley was sentenced in 2011 to 30 years for rape . He has priors. Paroled in 2022. Avoid blue cities . I live in a small one but I'm large and armed
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (cot+J)

If I'm doing my math correctly, I'd say it doesn't seem he served close enough to 30 years.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:56 PM (dGCAG)

104 What a soft corrupt country we have become become. In 20 years when China marches on us we can expend our AWFL’s, trans soldier’s and BLM medic’s like that jerk off that got hit by a car. (Thank God), at them.
I laugh in horror for my grandkids.
It will be fun to watch the Marxist professors get mowed down while laying in the underbrush and scheming

Posted by: Redenzo at September 26, 2023 06:56 PM (V/pbu)

105 OK, the Kansas City area went nuts with the Chief's good Tight End being in the same car as Taylor Swift.

Who does not want your lame date pathos written into a song?

*Raises Hand*

Even if I were a ~~lap-dog~~ considerate, sensitive, and kind (not Fierce) heterosexual.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2023 06:56 PM (u82oZ)

106 I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now,

So I can resume posting about boobs again, right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (xTRSc)

107 > If I'm doing my math correctly, I'd say it doesn't seem he served close enough to 30 years.

This article says he got 30 years in 2015, so it's even worse.

https://is.gd/Wc8NHV

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (R38qh)

108 Love Don't Judge

Is that Schwarzenegger in the tub?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:58 PM (4DHSI)

109
I read that Gisele Fetterman dated Corey Booker before she dated John. Big, if true.
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (CGK6j)
_______________

Boy, was SHE barking up the wrong tree.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

She has a type.

Proof is left to readers to figure out what it is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 06:58 PM (xG4kz)

110 63 The weird thing about the NY AG lawsuit against Trump is that none of the banks, insurers or others complained about Trump's valuations. In fact larger valuations meant higher fees and interest payments.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (cot+J)

Wouldn’t that mean he paid more in taxes as well

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 26, 2023 06:58 PM (dKiJG)

111 I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now,

So I can resume posting about boobs again, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (xTRSc)
.......

I don't know. Your boobs or Mannix babe boobs?

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

112 Billingsley was sentenced to 30 years in 2015, got out in 2022. He has convictions for first degree assault, second degree assault, and first degree sex offense.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (R38qh)

Something tells me they read the "three strikes and you're out" rule incorrectly.

Third offense should have been a life sentence, no parole.

But here we are.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 06:59 PM (dGCAG)

113 I'm familiar with CIWS, and that was acting exactly how it's supposed to. That 737 just happened to be within it's operating parameters (which are classified). They were probably doing system testing, which enables tracking mode with mount motion, when the aircraft flew over. It was (probably) not loaded and firing was (definitely) not enabled.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 26, 2023 06:59 PM (JuMV1)

114 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 37m
JUST IN - Costa Rica to declare state of emergency amid surge of migrants crossing the country — Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:59 PM (krqg6)

115 Actually, I think I started the "Lefty" thing. Along with "fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker" thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Comments like this are what make my day brighter.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 26, 2023 07:00 PM (FuUAU)

116 This article says he got 30 years in 2015, so it's even worse.

https://is.gd/Wc8NHV
Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (R38qh)

His parole board should have to serve out the rest of his sentence.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

117 Asa shot his wad. Didn't make the cut for the debate
Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (a0370)
.......

ASAlanche... are you done yet?

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

118 Has Ace ever upgraded that Ikea Fixa to a DeWalt or Milwaukee?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

119 I don't know. Your boobs or Mannix babe boobs?

Mannix babe, TJM Arterton/Daddario, and 'ette boobs are all welcome!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:03 PM (xTRSc)

120 >>>OK, the Kansas City area went nuts with the Chief's good Tight End being in the same car as Taylor Swift.

Who does not want your lame date pathos written into a song?

=====

Jason Kelce's wife (a 1 btw) was asked how long she would leave Travis alone to babysit their three kids. She would trust Travis with just one of their kids for an hour. She would not trust them with all three. Puts the decision by Travis to date T Swift into perspective.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 26, 2023 07:03 PM (JfxgE)

121 I assume the forensic accountant will just be there to say that, in his expert opinion, there is no conceivable reason to create such a gigantically convoluted series of Russian Nesting Doll shell companies except to disguise the source of income and thus commit the crime of money laundering.

You have obviously never heard of "tax reasons." There were "tax reasons" involved.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 07:03 PM (guGkK)

122 the guy Billingsley was sentenced in 2011 to 30 years for rape . He has priors. Paroled in 2022.

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I guess it's the inflation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:03 PM (FVME7)

123 Breaking911 @Breaking911 4h
BREAKING: California Gov. Newsom signs law raising taxes on gun and ammunition sales to pay for school safety, violence prevention - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:04 PM (krqg6)

124 Costa Rica should start issuing no bag limits permits to American tourists.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

125 Costa Rica used to be a wholly owned subsidiary of the CIA.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 07:04 PM (4DHSI)

126 106 I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now,

So I can resume posting about boobs again, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (xTRSc)

Now THAT’S the ticket Bulgar!!!!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 26, 2023 07:04 PM (PCK5/)

127 The weird thing about the NY AG lawsuit against Trump is that none of the banks, insurers or others complained about Trump's valuations. In fact larger valuations meant higher fees and interest payments.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2023 06:45 PM (cot+J)

As one prominent commercial realtor lamented to me earlier - if this gets upheld, its the end of the commercial real-estate market in NY - period. Probably the end of all free commerce in NY - because any negotiation on your behalf is now deemed criminal or civilly litigable with precedent...its insanity on a level not even contemplated by the wackadoodle left - every holding by lefty billionaires is now suable as held by illegal means and thus essentially worthless because of that precedent...har har!

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (K+UlC)

128
How did Lunchbucket Joe fare today on the picket line?
Did he start any fights?
Lapse into a coma?
Trip and fall several times?
Proclaim, "Ooo, I wet 'em!" out loud continuously?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (xG4kz)

129 I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now,

So I can resume posting about boobs again, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (xTRSc)

Ask Jack Straw to share some of his stash. Smoke it and forget about your worries.

Posted by: Outside of Life at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (89Sog)

130 I find this Fetterman- Booker connection funny

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (fwDg9)

131 How low would a B737 have to fly before it would be within range of a Phalanx gun?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (guGkK)

132 ...Billingsley was sentenced to 30 years in 2015, got out in 2022. He has convictions for first degree assault, second degree assault, and first degree sex offense.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (R38qh)

It seems that people sentenced to time in prison never really serve the time that they're sentenced to.

Great for DAs that want headlines before they move onto higher office. Not so great for victims, and the general public.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (/iWhV)

133 Mannix babe, TJM Arterton/Daddario, and 'ette boobs are all welcome!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:03 PM (xTRSc)
......

Now THAT's inclusion!

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

134 Boobs! And snizz!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:06 PM (xTRSc)

135 >>>Has Ace ever upgraded that Ikea Fixa to a DeWalt or Milwaukee?

Posted by: Duncanthrax

>When Lamont found out the Skandis charge more for a clockwise rotation, he had to crack open the piggyback to buy American.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2023 07:06 PM (fY84s)

136 Jason Kelce's wife (a 1 btw)
Posted by: Turn 2 at September 26, 2023 07:03 PM

This right here is the problem with multiple units-of-measure systems.

Is that a 1 on the ScoggDog Scale or the TJM Scale?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)

137 I think was mentioned in the EMT but I'm not sure:

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 43m
BREAKING: Hall of Fame third baseman Brooks Robinson has died at 86. He established himself as one of the finest fielding third basemen in baseball history - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:06 PM (krqg6)

138 That photo is disturbing as hell.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 26, 2023 07:07 PM (V8he0)

139 Speaking of crime, I see that ID channel is having a Matthew Shepard special because you just can't get enough Matthew Shepard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:07 PM (FVME7)

140 117 Asa shot his wad. Didn't make the cut for the debate
Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 06:49 PM (a0370)
------------

They gonna give Larry Elder his rightful place? Now.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 07:07 PM (4DHSI)

141 That's from this new show.

Wow. That linked FB page is just one pustulating glob of icky icky icky.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 26, 2023 07:08 PM (guGkK)

142 As one prominent commercial realtor lamented to me earlier - if this gets upheld, its the end of the commercial real-estate market in NY - period. Probably the end of all free commerce in NY - because any negotiation on your behalf is now deemed criminal or civilly litigable with precedent...its insanity on a level not even contemplated by the wackadoodle left - every holding by lefty billionaires is now suable as held by illegal means and thus essentially worthless because of that precedent...har har!
Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (K+UlC)

Tim Dillon did a rather amazing job ranting on the topic of the NYC subway robots, painting a rather bleak (but realistic) view of what it's going to be like living in NYC, as the robots are improved.

And if Mayor Adams doesn't remind you of the Detroit Mayor from Robocop, you're rayciss for not noticing.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 07:08 PM (dGCAG)

143 Bulgaroctonus

Sounds great! Sorry I missed it.
I've read all kinds of weird shit on this blog. That was nice of you to apologize.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 07:08 PM (JrYM1)

144 Twitter/X notified me over a week ago that they were reviewing my appeal of a completely baseless suspension.

They aren't really going to review it, are they?

Posted by: whatever at September 26, 2023 07:09 PM (wyMRg)

145 Phalanx has an effective range of about 1,500 meters. But with the right ammo and newer systems it goes out to longer ranges. That commercial aircraft looked pretty low.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2023 07:09 PM (PinD0)

146 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
NEW: Don’t tell women what to wear, UN says after France bans hijab at Olympics
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Yeah! Only imams can do that!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:09 PM (krqg6)

147 Target closes nine stores in the US due to violence and theft
___

A bald wall-eyed villain named Bezos, smiles.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 26, 2023 07:10 PM (fs1hN)

148 @140

>>They gonna give Larry Elder his rightful place? Now.

Larry Elder will never be allowed to be on a debate stage.

Gavin Newsome refused to debate him, with good reason, he would have destroyed that greasy piece of garbage.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 07:10 PM (XV/Pl)

149 >>>every holding by lefty billionaires is now suable as held by illegal means and thus essentially worthless because of that precedent...har har!

Posted by: Boswell
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and there are over 300 billionaires in NYC.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 07:10 PM (4DHSI)

150 Asa shot his wad.
........

Assumes facts not in evidence: the man has no dick.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:10 PM (v0R5T)

151 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
NEW: Don’t tell women what to wear, UN says after France bans hijab at Olympics
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Yeah! Only imams can do that!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:09 PM (krqg6)

What about men? Anyone seen that photo of Klaus Schwab in a speedo?

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 07:11 PM (v27SO)

152 BREAKING: Hall of Fame third baseman Brooks Robinson has died at 86. He established himself as one of the finest fielding third basemen in baseball history - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:06 PM (krqg6)

I think the consensus is he was THE greatest, not one of.

One could try to argue for a few others, but I think this one is settled.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 07:12 PM (dGCAG)

153 I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (NtVYv)
_______________

It's best to change it up a little.

How about the "putatively heterosexual Bulgaroctonus?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

154 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (xTRSc)

Bulgar-I knew you were being facetious about "Pics or it didn't happen"- and I laughed- about Robert and made no jump that you are homosexual or that he is. You are married to a woman and he clearly seems like he is heterosexual too.

I don't really have an overwhelming desire to see anyone in their underwear. Of course I have to see myself in underwear. My husband wears underwear, but it's not as if I say, "Could you wear your underwear and sit in a sexy fashion on our kitchen countertops, big boy ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:12 PM (RSbhh)

155 The (published) max effective range of a Phalanx CIWS (pronounced Sea-Wiz) is 1,625 yards, and the max. firing range is 6,000 yards.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 07:12 PM (a3Q+t)

156 And if Mayor Adams doesn't remind you of the Detroit Mayor from Robocop, you're rayciss for not noticing.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2023 07:08 PM (dGCAG)

Someone today told me that if this gets upheld, he's thinking of joining a failing community lawsuit against RXR, the largest commercial real estate holder on Long Island - normally, under rules we go by as Americans and humans, they'd have no chance - but now under these Dem Pirates, its about to be take and plunder, baby, take and plunder!

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:13 PM (K+UlC)

157 Gavin Newsome refused to debate him, with good reason, he would have destroyed that greasy piece of garbage.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 07:10 PM (XV/Pl)
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Any AP History student from Reseda high could destroy that greasy piece of garbage.

I expect Ron DeSantis to pwn! On Nov. 30 because expectations have been set pretty high around here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 07:14 PM (RIvkX)

158 >108 Love Don't Judge

Is that Schwarzenegger in the tub?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:58 PM (4DHSI)

So much performative faggotry. There aren't enough wood chippers.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 07:14 PM (GTqXr)

159 Target needs to close more stores than that, but its clear that they understand that they have to stop the cash hemorrhage they're experiencing. I think they waited too long for political reasons, and now they're scrambling.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 07:14 PM (uUZin)

160 *Your boobs or Mannix babe boobs?*

Robert's boobs.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at September 26, 2023 07:14 PM (3DZIZ)

161 Yeah, "fiercely heterosexual" sounds like rape rape.

Posted by: Whooptie at September 26, 2023 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

162 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 8h
NEW: RNA recovered from extinct animal in world first

RNA recovered from extinct animal in world first - Insider Paper
Scientists have for the first time recovered RNA from an extinct species, the Tasmanian tiger, raising hope for the resurrection

|| of animals once thought lost forever, Stockholm University researchers told AFP.

“RNA has never been extracted and sequenced from an extinct species before,” said Love Dalen, a Stockholm University professor of evolutionary genomics who co-led the project.

“The ability to recover RNA from extinct species constitutes a small step (toward) maybe being able to resurrect extinct species in the future,” he said.

Dalen and his team were able to sequence RNA molecules from a 130-year-old Tasmanian tiger specimen preserved at room temperature in Sweden’s Museum of Natural History.

The last known living Tasmanian tiger or thylacine, a carnivorous marsupial, died in captivity in 1936 at the Beaumaris Zoo in Tasmania.||

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:15 PM (krqg6)

163 How about the "putatively heterosexual Bulgaroctonus?"

That's "incandescently heterosexual Bulgaroctonus," thank you.

And, Boobs!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:15 PM (xTRSc)

164 I'm pretty sure a 4 would break TJMs scale.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:16 PM (MGB5H)

165 It seems that people sentenced to time in prison never really serve the time that they're sentenced to.

Great for DAs that want headlines before they move onto higher office. Not so great for victims, and the general public.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2023 07:05 PM (/iWhV)
_______________

In American Republic 2.0, convicts will do every minute of their sentence. None of this parole, or time off for good behavior crap. We're going to assume good behavior, because if you don't evince good behavior, we'll just add on a bunch of time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

166 111 I am starting the "fiercely heterosexual Bulgaroctonus" thing now,

So I can resume posting about boobs again, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (xTRSc)
.......

I don't know. Your boobs or Mannix babe boobs?

not gonna embrace the healing power of "and". wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: anachronda at September 26, 2023 07:16 PM (oY6Yp)

167 154...but it's not as if I say, "Could you wear your underwear and sit in a sexy fashion on our kitchen countertops, big boy ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:12 PM (RSbhh)

[Laughing]
I may say that to mine just to see the look on his face...!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 26, 2023 07:16 PM (Rbu5d)

168 Yeah, "fiercely heterosexual" sounds like rape rape.

Sounds like Tuesday.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 07:17 PM (G8YqU)

169 Commercial real estate in NYC is already in the toilet. Imagine now that almost all the other developers use the same valuation method to appraise their real estate holdings. Now further imagine what just happened to the total value of all commercial real estate in NYC.

But yeah baby, they got Trump now.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2023 07:17 PM (PinD0)

170 What about men? Anyone seen that photo of Klaus Schwab in a speedo?
-------------
Actually, there was a story about two men dressed in female Islamic attire to rob IIRC a hair/nail salon that I saw somewhere today but am too lazy to look for again.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:17 PM (krqg6)

171 Gavin Newsome refused to debate him, with good reason, he would have destroyed that greasy piece of garbage.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

How New Scum becomes president. It's a credible conspiracy theory.

https://tinyurl.com/4ths46dt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:18 PM (FVME7)

172 "I'm concerned that something could happen between now and next November that would make the Democratic Convention in Chicago an unmitigated disaster."

Now, come on. "Unmitigated disaster" is already a given, right? decrepit 80-year-old president, and getting nominated in Chicago? With the world a blaze with disasters? Woke mobs?

Posted by: Garbled memo at September 26, 2023 07:18 PM (8E/8X)

173 >Dalen and his team were able to sequence RNA molecules from a 130-year-old Tasmanian tiger specimen preserved at room temperature in Sweden’s Museum of Natural History.

What could possibly go wrong...?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 07:18 PM (GTqXr)

174 And, Boobs!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:15 PM (xTRSc)
______________

Yours? Nein, danke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

175 That Tasmanian Tiger is gonna get Covid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (uUZin)

176 Could you wear your underwear and sit in a sexy fashion on our kitchen countertops, big boy ?

Do skidmarks count?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (G8YqU)

177 Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 26, 2023 07:16 PM (Rbu5d)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (RSbhh)

178 Now, come on. "Unmitigated disaster" is already a given, right? decrepit 80-year-old president, and getting nominated in Chicago? With the world a blaze with disasters? Woke mobs?
Posted by: Garbled memo at September 26, 2023 07:18 PM (8E/8X)
________________

And with the Bloods and the Crips providing security?

Recreate '68!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

179 154 Fen, thank you.

I am never going to reference the pics meme again. Ever.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (xTRSc)

180 some of you will recall a commenter here named peaches. don't know if she's still around but she yelled at me some years ago when i posted a joke about a dog with a hair lip. mark mark!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (B1FKF)

181 Nein, danke schoen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:18 PM

Suggested edit.

Posted by: Wayne Newton at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (a3Q+t)

182 Billingsley was sentenced to 30 years in 2015, got out in 2022. He has convictions for first degree assault, second degree assault, and first degree sex offense.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:54 PM (R38qh)

Stories like this were common as dirt before the tough on crime legislation passed in the 90s. But then people too young to remember those days were conned into thinking that social justice was better than real justice. So here we are again.

Posted by: whatever at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (wyMRg)

183 Murder possums for the win!

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (3DZIZ)

184 And with the Bloods and the Crips providing security?

Recreate '68!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

Are they in Chicago? Was the Gangster Disciples when I was a youngun.

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (v27SO)

185 Leftists are making up their own rules out of written rules

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

186 re 173: biden claims credit and gets reelected

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 07:21 PM (B1FKF)

187 Cruz is more than likely correct. Next summer at the Democrats convention they're gonna airlift in Big Mike. Newsome is too white and Kamala is too toxic. So they need to get their race cards in order.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2023 07:21 PM (PinD0)

188
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre

There is a Kid’s TV show in the Netherlands called ‘Simply Naked’ where adults get naked in front of children. In this episode a transgender got undressed in front of 10 and 12-year-olds.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2023 07:21 PM (TGPs7)

189 Leftists are making up their own rules out of written rules
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

It's like monopoly. We all have our "house rules"

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:22 PM (MGB5H)

190 Are they in Chicago? Was the Gangster Disciples when I was a youngun.
Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (v27SO)
______________

I dunno. Is herpes and monkeypox in Chicago? I assume they're ALL well-represented in Chicago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:22 PM (YqDXo)

191 #162 NOW THE BAD NEWS...

“This is a fantastic animal and I would love to see it live again,” she said, demonstrating the black-and-brown striped skin the researchers used in their study.

Their findings also have implications for studying pandemic RNA viruses.

“Many of the pandemics that have happened in the past have been caused by RNA viruses, most recently the coronavirus but also … the Spanish flu,” Dalen explained.

“We could actually go and look for these viruses in wild animal remains stored in dry museum collections. That might actually help us understand the nature of pandemics and where pandemics come from,” he said.

The study opens the door to using museum collections in this new way.

“There are millions and millions of dried skins and dried tissue from insects, mammals and birds and so on in museum collections around the world, and one could actually now go and recover RNA from all these specimens,” Dalen said.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:22 PM (krqg6)

192 Why would you bother resurrecting an animal with so little usable meat on it.

Should have gone for a Dodo Bird.

Those you could at least farm.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)

193 Thank you all for making me laugh at my gaffe earlier today.

This place is the best. That's why, even when you were dumping on my earlier, I couldn't leave completely.

I can't quit this place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:23 PM (xTRSc)

194 ...but it's not as if I say, "Could you wear your underwear and sit in a sexy fashion on our kitchen countertops, big boy ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:12 PM (RSbhh)
.......

I could, if a "sexy fashion" is complaining about my butt being cold. Not that I wear womens thongs or anything.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

195 Does this mean we are all going to vote for Trump?

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2023 07:23 PM (vFG9F)

196 Today, @GOPoversight
revealed two bank wires from 2019 revealing Hunter received payments originating from Chinese nationals, and Joe Biden's home was listed as the beneficiary address for both.

--

I will consider hearing this out if you have any evidence to support the evidence of the evidence supporting this evidence of the additional evidence that has been provided of this evidence.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:23 PM (de2/z)

197 The last known living Tasmanian tiger or thylacine, a carnivorous marsupial, died in captivity in 1936 at the Beaumaris Zoo in Tasmania.||
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023

I thought there have been credible reports and photos of existing Tasmanian tigers.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (azYCi)

198 '... all-in for Joe Biden, claiming only "fools" would underestimate him'

Is that even possible?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (roH4R)

199 Why would you bother resurrecting an animal with so little usable meat on it.

Should have gone for a Dodo Bird.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)
_________________

If they're trying to revive extinct species, they should've gone for a sensible, patriotic Democrat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

200 but it's not as if I say, "Could you wear your underwear and sit in a sexy fashion on our kitchen countertops, big boy ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I mean you COULD

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (MGB5H)

201 But yeah baby, they got Trump now.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2023 07:17 PM (PinD0)

Its worse than even that - this knucklehead judge, if upheld in NY appeals court, will have decided you can be criminally prosecuted and jailed for fraud for an indefinite period if the judiciary decides you got "too much" for money for your property, either by sale or in collateral - all property, not even just real estate, becomes instantly worthless unless the court agrees on a price...so, anyone still left doing commerce in NY or NYC right now?...RUN!

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (K+UlC)

202 Do skidmarks count?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 07:19 PM (G8YqU)

If you had skidmarks when you have to actually take your underwear off for anyone to know that? My husband has never evinced any desire to sit on the countertopis in his underwear or fix cars while in his underwear either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (RSbhh)

203 I'll bet that Phalanx video is of a test. Those sailors were a bit too jovial for it to have been real.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (lQONO)

204 >I can't quit this place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:23 PM (xTRSc)

Brokeback blog.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (GTqXr)

205 Biden's dog bit another SS agent today, that makes 10

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2023 07:25 PM (NtVYv)

206 I thought there have been credible reports and photos of existing Tasmanian tigers.
Posted by: Beartooth

There are guys out looking for it but the shows look awfully like Sasquatch hunter shows. So... prolly not.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 07:25 PM (IG4Id)

207 What could possibly go wrong...?
Posted by: Heavy Meta

That Tasmanian Tiger is gonna get Covid.
Posted by: Tom Servo
=========
See #191

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 07:25 PM (krqg6)

208 Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (MGB5H)

And he 'd probably say, "Reading too much ASHQ, huh?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:25 PM (RSbhh)

209 There are guys out looking for it but the shows look awfully like Sasquatch hunter shows.
_______________

Have they looked at the Obama compound on Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 07:26 PM (YqDXo)

210 “The ability to recover RNA from extinct species constitutes a small step (toward) maybe being able to resurrect extinct species in the future,” he said.

--

Scienx is awesome and we totes believe in natural selection and evolution, and also humans are destroying the planet and we're going to bring extinct creatures back.

Because we love Scienx.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:26 PM (de2/z)

211 The judge in the Trump business case said Trump had overvalued Mar A Lago and the real value is around $17 million.

>>@TayFromCa

>>For reference, here’s a patch of trees down the road from the historic Mar-a-Lago property—on a lot that’s a fraction of its size—going for $150,00,000.

Take a look at the lot.

https://tinyurl.com/4cuenh6t

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)

212 Biden's dog bit another SS agent today, that makes 10
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2023 07:25 PM (NtVYv)
......

SS should call the FBI.
Blam.
Problem solved.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

213 ...RUN!
Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:24 PM (K+UlC)

Yes, but what if they just don't do it to their friends? Wasn't there some case a year or two ago that went against Trump, and the court actually added a rider that said, "By the way this is just Trump this isn't precedent for anyone else"?

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (v27SO)

214 And he 'd probably say, "Reading too much ASHQ, huh?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Then you respond indignantly "you don't know my life!" And storm out of the room.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (MGB5H)

215 What's wrong with fixing cars in your underwear?

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

216 fix cars while in his underwear either.

Interwebs require no pants. Maybe the book thread.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 07:28 PM (G8YqU)

217 NY judge can blow me.
Piss off marxist.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 07:29 PM (uSHSS)

218 @201

>>so, anyone still left doing commerce in NY or NYC right now?...RUN!

Realistically, this ruling is only going to be applied to Trump and everyone knows it.

It's going to be appealed and Trump will more than likely prevail but not before he gets another turn on The Wheel of Pain.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 07:29 PM (XV/Pl)

219 Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (MGB5H)

Nah; He knows I read and post here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:29 PM (RSbhh)

220 Biden's dog bit another SS agent today, that makes 10
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2023 07:25 PM (NtVYv)

To be fair, if I had to live with him full time I'd probably end up biting people too. Dog's probably just trying to get out of there.

"Halp, hoomans! He keeps touching my butthole and calling me Corn Pop! I don't even know what that means! Halp! HALP!"

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 07:29 PM (v27SO)

221 Interwebs require no pants. Maybe the book thread.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 07:28 PM (G8YqU)

Damn snouty nerds, think they're better than me

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:29 PM (MGB5H)

222 Someone posted it earlier, but it's worth watching the diverse cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer who apparently requested that he receive the food he paid for:

https://tinyurl.com/2xo3y6ny

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:29 PM (de2/z)

223 What's wrong with fixing cars in your underwear?
Posted by: fd at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (

I'm heavier than I want to be but no way can a car fit into my underwear.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 26, 2023 07:30 PM (VdGjU)

224 Target store closures will create suburban transphilia deserts.

Posted by: 13times at September 26, 2023 07:30 PM (RFoC2)

225 221 Snooty. Damn auto cucumber

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 07:30 PM (MGB5H)

226 Although I should probably wait until the cafe so that I'm sure ace sees that. It really is fantastic. The covid-proof mask below her nose as she blasts at the customer out of the drive-through window makes it even better.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:31 PM (de2/z)

227 Do skidmarks count?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards

YOU COULNT USE A CUTTING BOARD?

Posted by: CPL's wife at September 26, 2023 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

228 Bulgar-I knew you were being facetious about "Pics or it didn't happen"- and I laughed- about Robert and made no jump that you are homosexual or that he is. You are married to a woman

Fen, my wife and I just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary by taking a vacation around the lower end of Chesapeake Bay -- Chincoteague, Assateague, the Eastern Shore of Virginia, and her hometown of Virginia Beach. It was awesome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (xTRSc)

229 Speak of the devil.

Nood cafe

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (de2/z)

230 Posted by: fd at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

Well, you do you.

There was just some picture of a guy in his underwear and holding some sort of tool -not his own , of course, which Joe Mannix posted thinking it would appeal to the ettes. I thought it looked more like a picture that would appeal to gay men.

Fixing a car while in underwear seems kind of messy and dangerous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (RSbhh)

231 212
SS should call the FBI.
Blam.
Problem solved.

But who would they shoot?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 07:33 PM (JrYM1)

232 "Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker"

10 bucks says that half fruit has a wifi buttplug

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 26, 2023 07:33 PM (RXV6T)

233 " every holding by lefty billionaires is now suable as held by illegal means and thus essentially worthless because of that precedent...har har!" Posted by: Boswell

there are banks and hedge funds holding a "trillion" or more in assets that are not "marked to market", but used as collateral for highly leveraged trading and derivatives. ... Not sure if that is related ... but same concept.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 26, 2023 07:34 PM (Cus5s)

234 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (xTRSc)

Congratulations; That sounds wonderful!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 07:34 PM (RSbhh)

235 Could you wear your underwear and sit in a sexy fashion on our kitchen countertops, big boy ?

Well, somebody put that up as a 'sticky' so it will be quick to get to. Looks like the all-purpose Fenism to caption every pouty Mannix gal. Might make for some showy memes, too.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 07:34 PM (4PZHB)

236 THE PLACEMATS ARE RIGHT THERE IN THE DRAWER!

Posted by: CPL's wife at September 26, 2023 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

237 By the way this is just Trump this isn't precedent for anyone else"?
Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 07:27 PM (v27SO)

Bill of Attainder? Yeah, no legal shark in NYC is going to let that stand in the way...

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:35 PM (K+UlC)

238 SS should call the FBI.
Blam.
Problem solved.
But who would they shoot?
Posted by: TecumsehTea

The dog?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 26, 2023 07:35 PM (RXV6T)

239 Don't sit on the counter like that! The cat has walked there!

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:35 PM (de2/z)

240 234 It was.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:36 PM (xTRSc)

241 upheld in NY appeals court, will have decided you can be criminally prosecuted and jailed for fraud for an indefinite period if the judiciary decides you got "too much" for money for your property,

-
Years ago, an attorney I knew had a client how couldn't pay him so he accepted a worthless mining claim in settlement of the debt. Years go by and the claim appreciated in value. The former client grieved him alleging the attorney overcharged him. The attorney rsceived a public censure and had his name smeared all over in front God and everybody.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:36 PM (FVME7)

242 The dog?

Seems a shame.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 07:41 PM (JrYM1)

243 PDT is going to be in the Guinness World Book for the most lawsuits and impeachment ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 07:41 PM (a0olZ)

244 Deplorable Jay Guevara

In addition to no parole, Work Cmps.

Clean up superfund sites, test new vaccines, build useful infrastructure like levees, wells, culverts, maintain gravel roads, drinking lines. CCC stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2023 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

245 the most lawsuits and impeachment ever so far.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 07:44 PM (4PZHB)

246 NaCly, dearest. Where do I find some copper sulfate ?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 07:45 PM (a0olZ)

247 The judge in the Trump business case said Trump had overvalued Mar A Lago and the real value is around $17 million.

>>@TayFromCa

>>For reference, here’s a patch of trees down the road from the historic Mar-a-Lago property—on a lot that’s a fraction of its size—going for $150,00,000.

Take a look at the lot.

https://tinyurl.com/4cuenh6t

Posted by: JackStraw

Wow!
That judge is an actual fucking idiot.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2023 08:01 PM (ga8qR)

248 On the CIWS, it doesn't just track the target on it's radar.

It's also tracking it's own 20mm cannon shells. Each and every one of them, in real time.

The Fire Control Computer does the math, between the speed, altitude and relative bearing of the target, and the decaying velocity and trajectory of the rounds.

Calculating also, all the Weasel Data.. temperature, barometric pressure, relative humidity. And sure, the ship is at "sea level". But the Density Altitude might not quite agree with that baseline.

It adjusts the pitch of the gun's barrels and the rotation of the mount, so as to bring the track of the target and the trajectory of the shells, to the same point and time in space, causing the shells to impact the target.

And blow'd it up good. They wan'd t' blow'd it up REALL GOOD.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2023 08:02 PM (e6UQI)

249 I did ask FenSpouse if he wanted to sit on the counter in his underwear and look sexy, and after rolling his eyes and laughing his response was "There a little too much stuff on the counter right now." and "I'm too tired." I will ask him tomorrow if in 55' degree weather he wants to fix the car while he is wearing his underwear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 08:07 PM (RSbhh)

250 " The sailor laughing about it is an idiot."

That wasn't really amused laughter, that was horrified laughter.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 26, 2023 08:44 PM (ou9hh)

251 "None of this parole, or time off for good behavior crap."

I mean, there are reason to parole a year or two before the end of the sentence, and that's so the state can monitor their captive as they are being released into the wild, just to make sure they don't go straight back in their life of crime.

That said, the only guys who serve their full sentences (with or without a year or two of parole), are the ones that the BOP is sure they'll never see again.

Because that's the only way to extract maximum money from their incarceration.

The guys who are or will be frequent flyers can get out on parole easy, because they will be back in short order. There's no fear of missing out on the money they'll bring in.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 26, 2023 08:54 PM (ou9hh)

252 What happened Super Slut (aka AllahFatAss; aka Deuce; aka Ace)?

I remember when all you could post about was what a great Governor Meanroll Ron was, and how he was singlehandly defeating Disney and saving all the girls and boys from having their breasts and cocks chopped off; and when Florida was the only freaking State that mattered?

What happened genius? You tired of slutting yourself out to Kurt Sphincter and Buck Sexton, or not yet? Not yet. Hah. Not surprised.

Posted by: A friend at September 26, 2023 09:02 PM (Y1VID)

253 *scrinch, scrinch*

The Oversight Committee turns the screws.

Posted by: PJ at September 26, 2023 09:05 PM (G1dq6)

254 Hey Ace, I call Bull Shit on you openness to accepting feedback on views and information you post on this website.

You went all in — be honest for once genius — for Ron DeSantis. And you did not want negative feedback for that very stupid (yes, moronic) point of view.

Suck it up Buttercup, because as things stand, you might be NeverTrump as much as your secret squeeze, Tom Nichols (hopefully, your buddy, the even more idiotic CBD isn’t too jealous).

You can dish it out but you can’t take it, AllahFatAss.

Posted by: A friend at September 26, 2023 09:11 PM (Y1VID)

255 some of you will recall a commenter here named peaches. don't know if she's still around but she yelled at me some years ago when i posted a joke about a dog with a hair lip. mark mark!
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 07:20 PM (B1FKF)

Oh, man, there's a nic I haven't thought about in years. Wasn't she the one who was always talking about her love life?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (Zvtjl)

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