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The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
“I’ve tried to tell you guys for two weeks there is a deep-rooted, venomous vengeance that is starting to manifest itself against Deion among white coaches. And I’m not gonna say they’re all white because we saw what Jay Norvell did just two weeks ago. It’s deep-rooted and seeded because Deion (Sanders) didn’t pay any dues that they all had to pay,” Skip Bayless said Monday morning.Never mind that talking sh*t about the opposing team and the opposing coach has been part of athletics since the first time Man decided that physical competition outside of the battlefield was a good thing. Here are Deion Sanders' comments after the game:
"A good, old-fashioned butt kicking. No excuses," Sanders said about the game. "Their coaches did a good job preparing their team. Obviously, we didn't."Apparently Sanders didn't get the memo that it was all a KKK plot to undermine him and cast aspersions on his success as a black coach. Maybe Deion is a crypto-white-supremacist! Or...Skip Bayless is an obnoxious blowhard without anything original to say about the game, so he fell back on the tired and increasingly irrelevant trope about structural racism. It's pathetic, it's boring, it's creating an artificial controversy, and it detracts form the achievements of the athletes on the field. One of the most insulting things in American professional sports has been the elevation of Jackie Robinson to some sort of racial icon. Yes, he was the first black player in Major League Baseball. He got there because he was a marvelous athlete and one of the greatest players of his generation, but that is lost in the mess that MLB has made of his legacy. Every time race is injected into sports it diminishes the marvel that is athletic achievement. There is no substitute for talent, and no way that pressure groups and protests and affirmative action can hide the undeniable fact that some people are better than others at hitting a baseball or driving to the basket or running a route and catching a football. Athletics is the last bastion of pure merit, and weasels like the miserable, grating, talentless Skip Bayless want to change that.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 11:00 AM (qPw5n)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:01 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
"Their coaches did a good job preparing their team. Obviously, we didn't."
Apparently Sanders didn't get the memo that it was all a KKK plot to undermine him and cast aspersions on his success as a black coach. Maybe Deion is a crypto-white-supremacist!
Wait. Am I missing something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:01 AM (RMS9n)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:01 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:02 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:02 AM (xTRSc)
Maybe someone here will post pics of some dudes.
For the 'ettes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:03 AM (RMS9n)
Ray Lewis is still regarded as a Godly Christian and he's an unrepentant accessory to double murder.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:02 AM (xTRSc)
Them's fighting words!
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 11:03 AM (cRUf9)
Posted by: Jimmy the Greek at September 26, 2023 11:03 AM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:04 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:04 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:04 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:05 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:04 AM (CIS44)
These days, they all want to be Keith Olberman.
Way back in the day, I always preferred Dan Patrick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:05 AM (RMS9n)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:05 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 11:05 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:04 AM (xTRSc)
For the ladies.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Buncha bigots at September 26, 2023 11:05 AM (lR6tR)
That will really help the harmony of the country.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:06 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:04 AM (xTRSc)
Live by the shitpost.
Die by the shitpost.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:06 AM (RMS9n)
NEW 🚨 Singapore blows up 100kg WWII-era bomb after thousands evacuated
||Singapore army specialists on Tuesday detonated a 100-kilogram (220-pound) World War II-era bomb found at a construction site, causing a thunderous boom in the city-state after authorities had evacuated thousands of residents.
More than 4,000 people were evacuated from nearby residences for the controlled detonation, which local media reported was the largest-ever exercise involving a WWII relic in Singapore. [...]
Japanese planes first bombed Singapore, then a British colony, on December 8, 1941, a day after Tokyo’s attack on the US Pacific fleet in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii that pushed Washington into the conflict.
The bombings intensified in January 1942 before Japanese troops landed on the island on February 8 and captured it after a week of fighting that culminated in the surrender of Singapore’s British defenders.||
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 11:06 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: A Sneak of Weasels at September 26, 2023 11:06 AM (qPw5n)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:04 AM (xTRSc)
Pro tip -- NEVER use Pete B's sock!!!
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 11:06 AM (cRUf9)
"Coach Prime's making Colorado "Black America's team"
...What he's saying: "It's tremendous. It's not a burden whatsoever. It's a blessing," Sanders told reporters after being asked about people comparing Colorado to the Fab Five or being called Black America's Team...
Zoom out: Sanders, known for his swag and boasting, has brought that personality to Colorado and drawn criticism from other college coaches."
https://tinyurl.com/2269chln
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 11:06 AM (de2/z)
Their sad-sack automatic defense is that Hemingway started out as a sports reporter.
Posted by: spindrift at September 26, 2023 11:06 AM (EGPRf)
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 11:03 AM (cRUf9)
Don't get me started on pickleball.
(I kid, I kid.)
How ya doin', Doof?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:06 AM (xTRSc)
Might also be the worst thing you could say about Rick.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 26, 2023 11:06 AM (hCzfy)
Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM
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Not to mention all of the trannies that join women's' teams just so they can dominate...
If they stuck to competing against their natural-born gender, they'd be middling athletes at best because they don't want to put the work in to truly excel at sports.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2023 11:06 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:02 AM (xTRSc)
Only because you outed yourself.
Posted by: More like BulGAYroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:07 AM (lR6tR)
Wait, that came out weird. (That's what she said.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:07 AM (RMS9n)
Pro tip -- NEVER use Pete B's sock!!!
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 11:06 AM (cRUf9)
Or Chasten's fudge tunnel!
It's full of cream filling!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 26, 2023 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 11:07 AM (w+uzF)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:04 AM (xTRSc)
Pro tip -- NEVER use Pete B's sock!!!
Posted by: Doof
Maybe he's doing that "for the ladies" too
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:07 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: steroids etc. at September 26, 2023 11:07 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Bubba Wallace at September 26, 2023 11:08 AM (vrkNi)
Posted by: BignJames at September 26, 2023 11:08 AM (AwYPR)
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Imagine how crappy your life must be that Keith Olberman is your aspiration.
Geez,
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2023 11:08 AM (fKIdX)
That should make the old Ball and Chain happy EH?
Posted by: REG FROM MOOSE JAW at September 26, 2023 11:08 AM (2znMt)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 11:09 AM (w+uzF)
Posted by: Bubba Wallace a
Calls himself the "best restarter in all of racing" proceeds to lose race on restart.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:09 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:04 AM (xTRSc)
For the ladies.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)
He's looking for a fag hag I guess?
Posted by: So Billy...you like movies about gladiators? at September 26, 2023 11:09 AM (lR6tR)
Posted by: Bubba Wallace at September 26, 2023 11:08 AM (vrkNi)
How do you live with all that racial hatred coming from your white half? I mean all that inherent systemic racism.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Damn!
*dials 911*
Hello? I'd like to report a murder...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:09 AM (RMS9n)
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Perhaps, I'm missing your point. But Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier in baseball is a great moment and he deserves all the credit in the world. Yes, he was a great player and should be remembered for that as well. But his lasting legacy was breaking the color barrier and should be celebrated.
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 26, 2023 11:09 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:09 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:10 AM (aD39U)
Now do Cornhole.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 11:09 AM (w+uzF)
Bulgayroctonus' favorite game.
Posted by: Though he probably like pickles and balls too at September 26, 2023 11:10 AM (lR6tR)
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Work is part of it. Then there is actual talent that works to get better at a sport. Amazing how young talented players are identified these days by scouts.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 11:10 AM (pLaQB)
Geez,
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2023 11:08 AM (fKIdX)
Didn't he bag a lady who is vaguely attractive?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:10 AM (RMS9n)
30 years ago, maybe. None of these people can, or in many cases even want to, avoid politics now.
Posted by: somedood at September 26, 2023 11:10 AM (rdEIA)
(I kid, I kid.)
How ya doin', Doof?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:06 AM (xTRSc)
Good here, thanks. Although too much rain over the past several days has kept me off the p-ball court. Thankfully, a new indoor facility opens near me in 2 weeks. Although, I'll miss the first 2 weeks since I'll be traveling to/from Texas for a shindig of some sort that I'm not allowed to talk about.
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 11:10 AM (cRUf9)
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That's the point of race-baiting.
In the workplace, it detracts from the achievements of the workers and executives who made stuff people want to buy/
In entertainment, it detracts from the achievements of the writers, directors, producers, etc. who made stuff people want to watch.
In politics, it detracts from the achievements of statesmen who delivered what the people wanted within the confines of the law.
It all serves the same purpose regardless of venue. When someone starts race baiting (or sex baiting or whatever other kind), he is saying very clearly that he is looking for a wedge to disparage someone who did better than he did. Real men do what Sanders did - they acknowledge that they failed and need to do better. Manipulative con men do what Bayliss did - blame it on some amorphous boogey man.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:11 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Puddinhead at
Hard work beats talent that doesnt work hard.
-Every coach for the history of time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:11 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:11 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:11 AM (RMS9n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Rachel Maddow?!?!?! *BARF*
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:11 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:11 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:12 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 11:12 AM (w+uzF)
We're no longer remotely a serious society or country.
We've devolved into mental 3 year old's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2023 11:12 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:10 AM (aD39U)
Maybe Beamer should hire your bro.
Posted by: BignJames at September 26, 2023 11:12 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 11:12 AM (z3WCn)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Bubba Wallace
Not really. Deion may be an ass but at least he could perform.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (nfrXX)
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There are very few Major League blacks playing baseball these days. Black physical talents go to football and basketball these days. With football there are material reasons for them to do this - college football is the big reason and the odds of making it are better than basketball.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: LIA THOMAS at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (mZ3ss)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:11 AM (J2vNu)
Everyone asks about Ajax. Two camps:
-older people who think I named him for the cleanser for some reason.
-younger people who ask if I named him for the guy from Deadpool (even though Ajax was named before the movie came out.)
-I do not think anyone has guessed 'The Illiad.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (RMS9n)
We're no longer remotely a serious society or country.
We've devolved into mental 3 year old's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2023 11:12 AM (Q4IgG)
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Eh, in part. Sports has always involved bitching. It's part of it. The alternative is to fight, which sort of defeats the purpose of sport.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:10 AM (aD39U)
Maybe Beamer should hire your bro.
Posted by: BignJames
With shit sack Rattler at QB it doesnt matter in the slightest.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (CIS44)
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
The amusement park @knotts has an attraction called “Knott’s Scary Farm” which is open to kids. It includes this show which has people dressed up as Satan and in bondage/fetish gear, dancing extremely provocatively.
They’re after your kids.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (TGPs7)
Geez,
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2023 11:08 AM (fKIdX)
Once upon a time, kids wanted to be sportswriters because they loved the sport and got to see the games for free, and people cared that they knew all about it.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2023 11:14 AM (xhaym)
Yeah, lotta rain due to Ophelia.
Have a good trip down to Texas. Stay away from that Sponge guy, though. He's bad news.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:15 AM (xTRSc)
Grandson #1, Jaxson, 2.5 y/o, has no idea how to react. He's disappointed that Kacey can't immediately get down on the floor and play trucks with him.
Wooo hoooo!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2023 11:15 AM (Bum1v)
The thing about Deion is, he's all about Deion. Sure, he talks a mean game about this thing 'being about the kids.'
If it were actually about the kids, he'd be Coach Sanders, not Coach "Prime." It's all about his ego and desire to make boocoo dollar. It reminds me of the Mike Kzeweefsfsdavcki from Duke when he announced his retirement BEFORE the basketball season started then told everyone 'this season is about the kids.'
Bullshit. If it were, you'd have announced your retirement after the season ended.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Tell me about it, every time I walk into CitiField, I have to walk through The Jackie Robinson Rotunda, and see f**king Dodger Blue.
Fun Fact: Jackie Robinson Never Played for The Mets.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 11:15 AM (rc3Z7)
That's been solid advice for at least a good 60 years now.
Posted by: Everything causes cancer there too at September 26, 2023 11:15 AM (lR6tR)
-older people who think I named him for the cleanser for some reason.
Now that's funny.
Posted by: spindrift at September 26, 2023 11:16 AM (EGPRf)
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
The amusement park @knotts has an attraction called “Knott’s Scary Farm” which is open to kids. It includes this show which has people dressed up as Satan and in bondage/fetish gear, dancing extremely provocatively.
They’re after your kids.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (TGPs7)
So we've reached a point where
a dingleberry farm > Knott's Berry Farm??
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 11:16 AM (cRUf9)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 26, 2023 11:16 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (CIS44)
See, I like Rattler. He has tremendous talent coupled with poor judgement. Turn him loose and take the bad with the good.
At least it is entertaining.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:16 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2023 11:14 AM (xhaym)
I've never known any kid that wanted to be a sportswriter.
Posted by: BignJames at September 26, 2023 11:16 AM (AwYPR)
He made that all up. As a former and long-time pro, he's paid different dues than fictitious high school coaches.
Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2023 11:16 AM (CaJIi)
The thing about Deion is, he's all about Deion. Sure, he talks a mean game about this thing 'being about the kids.'
If it were actually about the kids, he'd be Coach Sanders, not Coach "Prime." It's all about his ego and desire to make boocoo dollar. It reminds me of the Mike Kzeweefsfsdavcki from Duke when he announced his retirement BEFORE the basketball season started then told everyone 'this season is about the kids.'
Bullshit. If it were, you'd have announced your retirement after the season ended.
Posted by: Sponge
--
Hang on, we didn't have our cameras running. Can you say that again?
- Amazon video crew
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 11:17 AM (de2/z)
If memory serves, there were two Ajaxes in the Iliad. They were known as the "Greater" and the "Lesser."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:17 AM (xTRSc)
Which is why I find it so ridiculous that to this day you still have people shilling for Kaepernick to be added to an NFL roster.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 26, 2023 11:17 AM (4TGJZ)
The amusement park @knotts has an attraction called “Knott’s Scary Farm” which is open to kids. It includes this show which has people dressed up as Satan and in bondage/fetish gear, dancing extremely provocatively.
They’re after your kids.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (TGPs7)
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At least they called it scary instead of "Knott's Dreamy, Totally Awesome, Loving Barn."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:17 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2023 11:17 AM (fKIdX)
Has been for years.
Now with Richard Sherman as a co-host of his latest show, he bends over once again to proudly take it in the ass to prove to Richard what he is. And Richard smiles.
Bayless is a pig.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2023 11:17 AM (uRmkM)
If we could just hook up FNM journalists to a treadmill and have them read non-PC forums on the internet we'd never need coal or LNG moving forward...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2023 11:17 AM (XqcwY)
At least it is entertaining.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
can't read a Defense, they have to cut the field in half for him because he cant go through a progression and he's a pussy thats affraid to get hit. Watched him here for 2
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:18 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Puddinhead
It's the old joke about learning baseball without your dad being there to play catch with...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at September 26, 2023 11:18 AM (OUMaO)
NEW - Saudi Arabia, amid Israel talks, sends envoy to West Bank
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING: Israel's tourism minister arrives in Saudi Arabia in first ever public visit
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 11:18 AM (krqg6)
The thing about Deion is, he's all about Deion. Sure, he talks a mean game about this thing 'being about the kids.'
If it were actually about the kids, he'd be Coach Sanders, not Coach "Prime." It's all about his ego and desire to make boocoo dollar. It reminds me of the Mike Kzeweefsfsdavcki from Duke when he announced his retirement BEFORE the basketball season started then told everyone 'this season is about the kids.'
Bullshit. If it were, you'd have announced your retirement after the season ended.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Dion has an ego, but he mostly earned it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:18 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (TGPs7)
They always have been after kids, since forever. Plan, prepare, and execute (when time) accordingly.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 26, 2023 11:18 AM (MjMtL)
Everything should be a meritocracy(the Conservative dream) or nothing should(the Leftist Human Slug-Robot Dream).
Honestly, if they're going to force all of society under DEI to enforce racial discrimination and hiring preferences to approved groups.
I want to see professional sports teams forced to do the same using %'s of various racial, ethnic, religious groups in each state.
I'm sure it will be a much better game.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2023 11:19 AM (QzZeQ)
And, of course, the media makes hay with it when they've got some sort of social or political hook they can use to drive their preferred narrative.
In the final analysis tho', they're all just players and it's still just a fucking game. Grow up.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2023 11:19 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2023 11:19 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2023 11:17 AM (fKIdX)
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Sports, entertainment, local affairs, religion. It's all part of the same whole.
Wanna talk about the game? Better understand that it's about race now.
Wanna talk about your town's upcoming fireworks show? Better understand that it's about climate change now.
Wanna talk about "Must See TV?" Better understand that it's about sex-based power struggles now.
Wanna talk about your church? Better understand that it's about homosexuality now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:19 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 11:19 AM (rc3Z7)
Posted by: Sponge
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I hated that "Neon Deion" stuff back in the day. I'll give him that he was blazing fast, but I also noticed that he couldn't give or take a hit.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 26, 2023 11:20 AM (N3zMI)
At least it is entertaining.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
can't read a Defense, they have to cut the field in half for him because he cant go through a progression and he's a pussy thats affraid to get hit. Watched him here for 2
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:18 AM (CIS44)
At OU, he was boasted as a Heisman candidate. After he got booed off the field for sucking and transferred to SC, he was touted as the "best passer the SEC has EVER SEEN."
Currently, the QB for The University of North Texas has a better QBR than Rattler.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: spindrift at September 26, 2023 11:06 AM (EGPRf)
Before my time, even, but back before the advent of television, sports reporting in newspapers was a Big Deal, and they put their best writers on that beat.
Those years are long past, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:20 AM (kDwEO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:20 AM (xTRSc)
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Yep. Baseball requires fathers. Football/Basketball requires coaches.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 11:21 AM (pLaQB)
-older people who think I named him for the cleanser for some reason.
-younger people who ask if I named him for the guy from Deadpool (even though Ajax was named before the movie came out.)
-I do not think anyone has guessed 'The Illiad.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (RMS9n)
More kids need to read the Illiad. It's the first thing I think of when I hear 'Ajax'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:21 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:18 AM (CIS44)
Did you see Saturday's game vs State? He didn't do a lot of sliding.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:21 AM (aD39U)
Wanna talk about the game? Better understand that it's about race now.
Wanna talk about your town's upcoming fireworks show? Better understand that it's about climate change now.
Wanna talk about "Must See TV?" Better understand that it's about sex-based power struggles now.
Wanna talk about your church? Better understand that it's about homosexuality now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:19 AM (t0OGg)
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What Would Gramsci Do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:21 AM (t0OGg)
Currently, the QB for The University of North Texas has a better QBR than Rattler.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)
yup and his ego and his father are out of contorl.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:21 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:21 AM (LvTSG)
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More or less this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:21 AM (t0OGg)
They are all a joke living in their own fantasy world.
Posted by: Drive by at September 26, 2023 11:22 AM (MNhXM)
Pay close attention to around 1:20. Black America's Team on full display with Coach Deon's son yelling "I'LL BEAT THE F*CK OUTTA EVERY ONE A YALL AND YALL COACH"
Getting all Team Black America in front of Oregon's film crew. Whoops. Whoopsies.
https://tinyurl.com/29dk6fz9
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 11:22 AM (de2/z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:21 AM (xcxpd)
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Psh...
Uncultured swine.
I think of Sophocles first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:22 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 26, 2023 11:22 AM (sX1BW)
Uncultured swine.
I think of Sophocles first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:22 AM (LvTSG)
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I've never heard such sophistry.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:22 AM (t0OGg)
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The Deion play was to run a WR at him and draft the WR with a big TE. Throw to the TE and watch Deion try to tackle him.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 11:22 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (iF0sF)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (aD39U)
-older people who think I named him for the cleanser for some reason.
-younger people who ask if I named him for the guy from Deadpool (even though Ajax was named before the movie came out.)
-I do not think anyone has guessed 'The Illiad.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (RMS9n)
My first thought was the Iliad. Had no idea about the deadpool guy.
Of course, I had a classical education, so I've actually read the Iliad.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:21 AM (LvTSG)
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More or less this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:21 AM (t0OGg)
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I'm planning out a book set in Rome in 1918, and I was a bit bummed to find out that Gramsci lived in Turin.
Historical accuracy be damned, I may bring him in for a scene.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:15 AM (xTRSc)
Good luck keeping me away from my Texas brother!
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (cRUf9)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Bears are a 3.5 point home underdog to the Broncos who just gave up 70 points. Laughing stock doesnt even describe the Bears anymore
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:22 AM (LvTSG)
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I've never heard such sophistry.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:22 AM (t0OGg)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (N1DT3)
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Ah, but did you read it in the original Hungarian?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 26, 2023 11:16 AM (XMwZJ)
Eh, Skippy understands that his job is to create controversy to get clicks and eyeballs.
He's nothing more than that. Endless hot takes, nothing informative to say.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2023 11:24 AM (QzZeQ)
Posted by: Drive by at September 26, 2023 11:24 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:21 AM (LvTSG)
Die in prison?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:24 AM (xcxpd)
Dion has an ego, but he mostly earned it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:18 AM (xcxpd)
I will say, he had a son that went to the High School my daughter eventually went to. He would come to games to watch the kid play (I don't remember which kid or if it's one of the 2 playing for him now) and was reasonably low key. He wasn't all flashy and only had one or 2 bodyguards with him.
Especially compared to the last time Marcus Smart came back to town and the entourage he brought with him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (N1DT3)
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Ah, but did you read it in the original Hungarian?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (t0OGg)
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Almost as good as Shakespeare in the original
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:24 AM (LvTSG)
We've devolved into mental 3 year old's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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All the dynamics of a kindergarten recess.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2023 11:24 AM (CiQ6a)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:21 AM (LvTSG)
Die in prison?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:24 AM (xcxpd)
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It's a goal, for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:25 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2023 11:25 AM (T4tVD)
Good luck keeping me away from my Texas brother!
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (cRUf9)
*fistbump*
Fam.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:25 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (iF0sF)
lol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:25 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (t0OGg)
It was originally written in Swahili, racist.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:25 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:17 AM (xTRSc)
One was named after a cleanser, the other after a cat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:26 AM (kDwEO)
-older people who think I named him for the cleanser for some reason.
-younger people who ask if I named him for the guy from Deadpool (even though Ajax was named before the movie came out.)
-I do not think anyone has guessed 'The Illiad.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023
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Weren't there two Greek heroes -- Ajax the Greater and Ajax the Lesser?
Got to wonder what Agamemnon or Achilles called 'em in everyday speech. "Hail, Greater!" "May the gods shine upon you, Lesser!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:27 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2023 11:27 AM (3cXfB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (LvTSG)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SOPHOCLES WAS A PLAYWRIGHT AND NOT A PHILOSOPHER.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 26, 2023 11:27 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 26, 2023 11:27 AM (MjMtL)
Whenever he gets in a fix
He reaches into his bag of tricks!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:27 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2023 11:28 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
What I remember most about the Iliad is that Diane Kruger is a 1.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:28 AM (CIS44)
-older people who think I named him for the cleanser for some reason.
-younger people who ask if I named him for the guy from Deadpool (even though Ajax was named before the movie came out.)
-I do not think anyone has guessed 'The Illiad.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (RMS9n)
My first thought was the Iliad. Had no idea about the deadpool guy.
Of course, I had a classical education, so I've actually read the Iliad.
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I read the Illiad in high school, but WWII was always my bag. My first thought was the Cruiser Ajax. Then the cleanser. Which probably makes me old.
Posted by: FrozenTech at September 26, 2023 11:28 AM (ESZMY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:27 AM (J2vNu)
Maximus was a real name the Romans used...
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:28 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2023 11:27 AM (3cXfB)
It.Moved.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:28 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: DOYLE at September 26, 2023 11:29 AM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 26, 2023 11:29 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: FrozenTech at September 26, 2023 11:28 AM (ESZMY)
Oh! I didn't remember the cruiser until now. That's a good one, too.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:29 AM (N1DT3)
Whenever he gets in a fix
He reaches into his bag of tricks!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:27 AM (aD39U)
I thought that was 'Felix'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:30 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
I would have guessed the Dutch soccer team. Or the cleanser.
Posted by: Willie Brown at September 26, 2023 11:30 AM (lqvOK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:30 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: mr tmz at September 26, 2023 11:30 AM (rJ48h)
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Trudeau?
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 26, 2023 11:29 AM (sX1BW)
Literally laughed out loud here. Well done.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:30 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 11:31 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023
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We studied it and the overall Greek pantheon in eighth grade. One of the few classes in my entire education that I looked forward to (and not just because it was the last period of the day!). Yeah, I have to admit "Ajax Cleanser" comes to mind first, but then the Greek heroes are next. And, wait, didn't a relatively modern military guy have a horse named Ajax?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:31 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2023 11:27 AM (3cXfB)
Hah!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:31 AM (kDwEO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:32 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:30 AM (xTRSc)
It's the tragic Hector for me. The Greeks (other than Odysseus) are all awful people. Odysseus is only kinda awful. Maybe toss in Menelaus.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:32 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:17 AM (xTRSc)
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It doesn't matter whether your specific memory is correct because the essential truth you're describing is right. Ancient Greece is one of the reservoirs of cultural memory in the West, and its notions of strict hierarchical systems of value - The Greater and The Lesser and whatnot - remain deeply ingrained in our culture and the net result is a perpetuation of power systems that are inherently oppressive.
It's a good thing indeed that most people don't understand the reference to The Iliad. Detergent and comic book characters (although problematic in their own rights due to the former's association of cleanliness (and therefore goodness) with whiteness and the latter's perpetuation of classical tropes of supremacy and oppression) are far less destructive than a general knowledge of Ancient Greek archetypes would be.
Posted by: Your Kid's Classics Professor at September 26, 2023 11:32 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: mr tmz a
The biggest issue for CU is that they do not have the NIL stashes that other programs have so top recruits will have to decide that the exposure and the coaching of Deion is worth less money to them. Some will take it some wont.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:32 AM (CIS44)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Ajax_(22)
Posted by: Granny Clampett at September 26, 2023 11:32 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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I was always drawn to the Sirens.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2023 11:33 AM (SbsCg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:32 AM (xTRSc)
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 11:33 AM (cRUf9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:30 AM (xTRSc)
It's the tragic Hector for me. The Greeks (other than Odysseus) are all awful people. Odysseus is only kinda awful. Maybe toss in Menelaus.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:32 AM (N1DT3)
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Agamemnon is the model for my life, personally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:33 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Outside of Life at September 26, 2023 11:33 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 11:33 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Your Kid's Classics Professor at September 26, 2023 11:32 AM (t0OGg)
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I wonder how Joe Mannix would thrive as a troll over at DU.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:34 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:34 AM (xTRSc)
Considering the GOP has failed miserably on 3 of the 4 elements of elements of the party, even before Trump appeared on the scene, it does seem “The old Republican Party is dead,” or at least pretty darn useless.
Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 11:34 AM (RovqD)
https://is.gd/FwNTrO
Democracy News India: Explosive Allegations: Was Canadian PM Trudeau on Cocaine at G20 Summit?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (qPw5n)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:31 AM (J2vNu)
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For some reason, I tend to think of the slow-witted character from the animated series "Duckman" voiced by Dweezil Zappa (seriously).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (RMS9n)
Posted by: Monday at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (D32ZS)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 11:31 AM (pLaQB)
All considered, pretty amazing he managed to write something like that given his job in the nuclear power plant.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2023 11:33 AM (SbsCg)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (kDwEO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:34 AM (xTRSc)
Knock em dead, chief.
Don't ask, don't tell.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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I was always drawn to the Sirens.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2023 11:33 AM (SbsCg)
That's the Odyssey. But funny, nonetheless.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (qPw5n)
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Well Secretary Yellen was tripping balls when she met with the Red Chinese finance minister, so I guess anything is believable now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (t0OGg)
Considering the GOP has failed miserably on 3 of the 4 elements of elements of the party, even before Trump appeared on the scene, it does seem “The old Republican Party is dead,” or at least pretty darn useless.
Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 11:34 AM (RovqD)
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I can't wait for the argument that we need a return to W's policies to get limited government back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:36 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:34 AM (LvTSG)
I bet the busty gals would not get the same approbation.
They might like some of the younger gals though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:36 AM (RMS9n)
Posted by: anachronda at September 26, 2023 11:36 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 11:32 AM (xTRSc)
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Knock their socks off!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:36 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (t0OGg)
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I missed that story.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:36 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:33 AM (LvTSG)
You have a lot of concerns about your wife, huh?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:36 AM (N1DT3)
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It is for him that we call the decathlon gold medal winner the "world's greatest athlete."
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 26, 2023 11:36 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 26, 2023 11:36 AM (JkeTM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:33 AM (LvTSG)
Don't let your wife know
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:36 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)
See, I considered a parting shot, but figured saying 'Remember to turn the Manilow off' would be piling on at this point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:36 AM (RMS9n)
Agamemnon is the model for my life, personally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023
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Uh, not a good model for happy family life by any means . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:37 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (LvTSG)
*Nikki Haley surges in the polls*
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:37 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: John Fetterman at September 26, 2023 11:37 AM (X4yCj)
Considering the GOP has failed miserably on 3 of the 4 elements of elements of the party, even before Trump appeared on the scene, it does seem “The old Republican Party is dead,” or at least pretty darn useless.
Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 11:34 AM (RovqD)
I gotta ask, which one do you think they actually delivered on?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:37 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:36 AM (LvTSG)
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https://is.gd/wOADJd
Link goes to The Guardian.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:37 AM (t0OGg)
US Army chooses four companies to develop autonomous fighting vehicles.
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=147725
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 11:38 AM (uRCDM)
Why is this? Nobody really knows, but I have a theory. Most pro athletes come from poor backgrounds and broken homes. Probably absentee black fathers, bad black males in their lives, etc. They grow up to distrust adult black men.
Are their exceptions? Of course. But I think this is the general model.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 11:38 AM (iFTx/)
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maximus dickus > biggus dickus
Posted by: anachronda at September 26, 2023
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Never mind pronouns -- my NAME is Phallus Maximus! Look upon my package, ye mighty, and despair!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:38 AM (J2vNu)
yeah
Posted by: John Fetterman at September 26, 2023 11:37 AM (X4yCj)
We would have also taken: 'Didn't he just die?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:38 AM (RMS9n)
Democracy News India: Explosive Allegations: Was Canadian PM Trudeau on Cocaine at G20 Summit?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (qPw5n)
He's likely just relating to the trials and tribulations in his home state of Cuba and stashing cocaine in his plane and his nose out of habit.
Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 26, 2023 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2023 11:38 AM (eIOm9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023
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We studied it and the overall Greek pantheon in eighth grade. One of the few classes in my entire education that I looked forward to (and not just because it was the last period of the day!). Yeah, I have to admit "Ajax Cleanser" comes to mind first, but then the Greek heroes are next. And, wait, didn't a relatively modern military guy have a horse named Ajax?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:31 AM (J2vNu)
Lucky you. I had a good school but I had to read it on my own.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:39 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 11:39 AM (uRCDM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:39 AM (xcxpd)
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Think of it this way:
No teacher ruined it for you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:39 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 26, 2023 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Speaking of Deion Sanders...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:39 AM (RMS9n)
When the NFL went woke it amused me to complain that it wasn't very diverse or inclusive in the hopes that the idiots would listen to the complaints and set racial quotas for teams and thereby decreasing viewership of games.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM (xT7BI)
https://is.gd/6UAyLw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
Wasnt there a story like this a year ago when he was playing a piano or somehting and being disruptive in a London pub? something rings a bell.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM (CIS44)
Yeah, and if anyone had a legit gripe against he system it's him. Screwed out of his medals and making a living by a bunch of patrician white guys.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM (lqvOK)
No teacher ruined it for you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:39 AM (LvTSG)
Yeah, this. The Illiad is a boy's tale, if it is presented right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM (RMS9n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM (RMS9n)
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Not once we make the movie about it!
Posted by: Walt Disney Company at September 26, 2023 11:41 AM (t0OGg)
https://is.gd/6UAyLw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM (t0OGg)
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Hideously long nails of a putrid color.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 11:41 AM (pLaQB)
See, I considered a parting shot, but figured saying 'Remember to turn the Manilow off' would be piling on at this point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:36 AM (RMS9n)
People would start to think something was wrong with me if I didn't and I just don't need that kind of negativity in my life right now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Walt Disney Company at September 26, 2023 11:41 AM (t0OGg)
*coughTroycough*
Lots of conditioner...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:42 AM (RMS9n)
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Wait, you mean like Deion's staff after he cleared house and chose his staff?
cubuffs.com/sports/football/coaches
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 11:42 AM (de2/z)
"Inspired by Homer" the end credits said. The writers were felching goats instead of actually reading Homer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 11:42 AM (uRCDM)
Deion's already been attacked by some of the sports media for violating the Tebow Rule: don't mention Jesus in front of the audience. Honestly he seems like a good guy.
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at September 26, 2023 11:42 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM (RMS9n)
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It's definitely a story that celebrates a very different warrior ethos than we tend to find in today's military...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2023 11:42 AM (YIVH2)
Should I put on a smoking jacket and get a pipe or something?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:42 AM (N1DT3)
Should I put on a smoking jacket and get a pipe or something?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:42 AM (N1DT3)
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Smoking jacket: yes.
Pants: no.
Posted by: AoSHQ Etiquette Manual at September 26, 2023 11:43 AM (t0OGg)
Deion's already been attacked by some of the sports media for violating the Tebow Rule: don't mention Jesus in front of the audience. Honestly he seems like a good guy.
Posted by: Bob from the NS
He also constantly preaches to his players to be men and make good choices. He is good for the game in a number of ways beyond just moving the needle.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:43 AM (CIS44)
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:41 AM (LvTSG)
Odd ensemble until you realize they did not want to be x-rated, so she is wearing a hand warmer around her hips.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:43 AM (RMS9n)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 11:43 AM (pLaQB)
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Yeah, I thought it was funny what they accidentally did there.
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 11:44 AM (de2/z)
https://is.gd/6UAyLw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM (t0OGg)
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If you read between the lines of any Sherlock Holmes story that involves Mycroft, you'll know well enough that these sorts of activities were common at the Diogenes Club.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:44 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 11:44 AM (uRCDM)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:23 AM (N1DT3)
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Ah, but did you read it in the original Hungarian?
when i was studying russian a few years back, we did a bunch of reading from a kids' book about greek myths that a friend of the instructor had picked up during a trip to moscow. it was lots of fun.
there's a point in the odyssey where they arrive at this island covered in reeds. i couldn't make head nor tail out of the name of the island given in the russian book, so i looked up the passage in the original greek where it was given as "elektrados", which wiktionary told me is an adjective meaning "of amber". at the time, i was writing a little operating system for an embedded project and didn't have a name for it. i thought ElektraDOS would be a spanking good name, so i called the thing Amber.
Posted by: anachronda at September 26, 2023 11:45 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 11:42 AM (uRCDM)
Pithily said, anna. I did not watch it after I saw 'superhero Achilles/Brad Pitt's flowing locks' in the trailer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:45 AM (RMS9n)
Klytemnestra got to play
Unlike Penelope.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 11:44 AM (uRCDM)
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Nobody plays with Penelope but me!
Posted by: Javier Bardem at September 26, 2023 11:45 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023
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Lucky you. I had a good school but I had to read it on my own.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023
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Well, it was an expurgated and written-for-young-people edition, and our teacher read the chapters to us. But we had to know who the people all were, why they behaved as they did, and what the consequences were of the humans' and gods' actions.
The TV series The Time Tunnel was on that year, and in one episode the heroes visit the Trojan War. Even then I knew damned well the ancient Greeks wouldn't have called the gods by their *Roman* names.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:46 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM (t0OGg)
maybe stick to non std carriers?
Posted by: Outside of Life at September 26, 2023 11:46 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:43 AM (RMS9n)
My hands would look better around her hips
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 11:46 AM (cRUf9)
Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at September 26, 2023 11:47 AM (PWI4f)
Is that why everyone is getting their panties in a twist about him? Or have I missed a reason for all this fuss?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 26, 2023 11:47 AM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at September 26, 2023 11:47 AM (PWI4f)
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It doesn't matter who he is.
It matters what he's doing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:47 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:46 AM (J2vNu)
Until the Romans put the boot in after burning the port of Athens, and then Corinth and then... dammit. Epirus?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:47 AM (RMS9n)
If you read between the lines of any Sherlock Holmes story that involves Mycroft, you'll know well enough that these sorts of activities were common at the Diogenes Club.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023
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Maybe Mycroft didn't indulge in such things. As I recall he was approximately the size of the H.M.S. Victory.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:48 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Remember 'Classic' comics?
A search for 'Illiad Classic Comics' produces a lot of cover art. I note that ~1950, the price was $0.15
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2023 11:48 AM (gUQwJ)
Posted by: Monday at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (D32ZS)
He seems nice.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:48 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 11:42 AM (N1DT3)
I have a crack pipe! *pauses* I mean, the crack pipe I have isn't mine *squirms* I really mean, I know of the existence of a crack pipe that is totally not mine, but there may be pictures of me holding it, but *starts sweating* STOP INVADING MY PRIVACY!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 26, 2023 11:49 AM (PiwSw)
Is that why everyone is getting their panties in a twist about him? Or have I missed a reason for all this fuss?
No, the fuss is that he's telling his players to be actual men, and being Christian in public. The media can't abide those things.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2023 11:49 AM (2ocoG)
Me: "Hey, the Cap'n's looking old with all that white hair".
Wife: "He's always had white hair and a white moustache"
Me: "I remember him having a dark moustache"
Me: --looking online--
Me: "Huh. Must be the Mandela Effect".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 11:49 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Monday at September 26, 2023 11:35 AM (D32ZS)
He seems nice.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:48 AM (aD39U)
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It's what happens when you're named Monday and everyone says that they hate Mondays for your whole life.
Microaggressions, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:49 AM (LvTSG)
He seems nice.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:48 AM (aD39U)
His hash does have a resemblance to 'deez.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023
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I recommend The Haunting of Hill House, Red Sky at Morning, and Steinbeck's Sweet Thursday instead.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:50 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:48 AM (J2vNu)
Yeah. Fat, smart bastard.
Christopher Lee played him in Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (which was underrated imo.)
And then when they did Sherlock, he was played by a thin guy and they made reference to him losing a lot of weight (or being obsessed by it.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:50 AM (RMS9n)
A search for 'Illiad Classic Comics' produces a lot of cover art. I note that ~1950, the price was $0.15
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Loved those. Did you ever stare at the pictures of Joan of Arc before the flames. Gave me a hardon. Joan was hot. She was also crazy. Tough choice.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 11:50 AM (pLaQB)
It's what happens when you're named Monday and everyone says that they hate Mondays for your whole life.
Microaggressions, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:49 AM (LvTSG)
Don't look up Mondays on the RSDB.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Christopher Lee played him in Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (which was underrated imo.)
And then when they did Sherlock, he was played by a thin guy and they made reference to him losing a lot of weight (or being obsessed by it.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:50 AM (RMS9n)
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Stephen Fry made a fun Mycroft in the second Robert Downey Jr. movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:50 AM (LvTSG)
Loved those. Did you ever stare at the pictures of Joan of Arc before the flames. Gave me a hardon. Joan was hot. She was also crazy. Tough choice.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 11:50 AM (pLaQB)
The rule has been around for centuries.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
she was also hot during the flames.
Posted by: anachronda at September 26, 2023 11:51 AM (oY6Yp)
They completely inverted Thetis' reasons for hiding Achilles away. In the movie her dialog can be read as telling Achilles to go seek glory even if it means his death.
And then there is complete absence of Kassandra. Sure no one believed her, but she is a big part of the plot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (uRCDM)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM
She has a delightfully concave umbilicus.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2023 11:50 AM (pLaQB)
The rule has been around for centuries.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
So has the ability of the little head to completely overrule the big head.
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (cRUf9)
"Inspired by Homer" the end credits said. The writers were felching goats instead of actually reading Homer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 11:42 AM (uRCDM)
I would have shot the shit out of Achilles from the city walls when he came to challenge.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Puddinhead
Oh please. We all are well acquainted with what choice we would make.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (d9i2R)
A search for 'Illiad Classic Comics' produces a lot of cover art. I note that ~1950, the price was $0.15
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2023
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That must have been a premium price for a premium comic. DC's Superman didn't jump from .10 to .12 until just before I bought my first issue when in grade school.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (J2vNu)
'The Ill
iad'? Or "The Oddity"?
There is a fourth option. Early mass-produced British toilets were brand-named Ajax, so for a couple of generations going to the john was "to the Jakes." Spoiled the name Jake for those years.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (4PZHB)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (OzHA0)
US Army chooses four companies to develop autonomous fighting vehicles.
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=147725
Most likely for domestic use only.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (Bd6X8)
So has the ability of the little head to completely overrule the big head.
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (cRUf9)
Fact.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM
She has a delightfully concave umbilicus.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (a3Q+t)
Pointy elbows.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (ynpvh)
This is one of the aspects of sports that helps me not give a shit about it and advocate others drop it like a bad habit.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (YohY1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM (CIS44)
Yep: While in the U.K. to attend the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II: https://is.gd/uEBV2V
It was the lack of couth or decorum that grated. The Trudeaus (both son and the father-in-name-only) made flippant and poor choices when in public, embarassing themselves and our nation.
Pierre did a little pirouette behind the back of Queen Elizabeth II in Buckingham Palace when he was on an official State visit, showing that he too didn't have any respect.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 11:53 AM (qPw5n)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 26, 2023 11:53 AM (hirWM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 11:52 AM (uRCDM)
Evidently one of the oldest propagated stories in world history was not spicy enough for them. Idiots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:53 AM (RMS9n)
But getting so invested in teams you have zero affiliation with. Or people revolving their entire lives around pro teams who randomly happen to play in the same city they live in. I dunno I don’t get it.
Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:54 AM (Js2OQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023 11:54 AM (uRCDM)
Posted by: zombie Mama Cass at September 26, 2023 11:54 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at September 26, 2023 11:18 AM (OUMaO)
Or your dad was there to play catch with but displayed nothing but irritation, impatience, and embarrassment because you couldn't field like Mantle by the time you were 8.
Posted by: Actively or passively shitty parenting is still shitty at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (lR6tR)
'Pierre did a little pirouette behind the back of Queen Elizabeth II'
Were there any members of the Trudeau family that weren't fags?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (YohY1)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 11:53 AM (qPw5n)
You have Halberds! USE THEM!
-Prince Phillip, were he alive (actually, he probably would have decked the fucker)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (RMS9n)
Yep: While in the U.K. to attend the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II: https://is.gd/uEBV2V
Come for the funeral. Stay for the drunken debauchery and karaoke.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Is that why everyone is getting their panties in a twist about him? Or have I missed a reason for all this fuss?
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No, the fuss is that he's telling his players to be actual men, and being Christian in public. The media can't abide those things.
Posted by: Ian S
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I'll just leave this here for anyone who is interested. This is a big part of why people dislike what's happening. It's all pretend.
"Just spoke to the new Colorado staff and was informed they would not be honoring my commitment. I am officially re-opening my recruitment. "
https://tinyurl.com/28zps236
"Whenever a new head coach takes over a team, changes are to be expected. But with Deion Sanders, it’s an overhaul. The University of Colorado hired Coach Prime to lead their football program after a disastrous 2022 season and he is already down to work. First order of business, cancellation of scholarships of the players the coach doesn’t believe fit his system."
https://tinyurl.com/2y6rycud
IIRC it's something like 70 new players on the team this year.
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (de2/z)
https://is.gd/6UAyLw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM (t0OGg)
She looks sleazy. I like it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (xcxpd)
Is that why everyone is getting their panties in a twist about him? Or have I missed a reason for all this fuss?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 26, 2023 11:47 AM (Wy1BU)
Ratings dear boy, ratings. It’s all
Manufactured outrage to keep you tuning in for more. ESPN is just CNN for sports.
Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (Js2OQ)
But getting so invested in teams you have zero affiliation with. Or people revolving their entire lives around pro teams who randomly happen to play in the same city they live in. I dunno I don’t get it.
Posted by: Montec at September 26, 2023 11:54 AM (Js2OQ)
Clearly. You either are or you aren't a fanatic. I don't think it's explainable.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:56 AM (aD39U)
“I’ve tried to tell you guys for two weeks there is a deep-rooted, venomous vengeance that is starting to manifest itself against Deion among white coaches."
You mean, like white coaches shouldn't have their teams play to the best of their abilities against black coaches? Does Mr. Bayless have any recordings of white coaches yelling at their teams to go get Colorado because the Buffaloes are coached by a black man?
If your team scores fewer points than the other team, you lose. Racism has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 11:56 AM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at September 26, 2023 11:18 AM (OUMaO)
Or your dad was there to play catch with but displayed nothing but irritation, impatience, and embarrassment because you couldn't field like Mantle by the time you were 8.
Posted by: Actively or passively shitty parenting is still shitty at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (lR6tR)
Mine was more like "You're 7? Here's a shovel. Get behind the tractor and shovel any weeds I missed."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 11:56 AM (ynpvh)
Were there any members of the Trudeau family that weren't fags?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (YohY1)
I've literally had sex with 1/2 the women in Cuba.
Posted by: Zombie Fidel Castro at September 26, 2023 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:41 AM (LvTSG)
Screen door. Hurricane.
Posted by: Hillary's husband at September 26, 2023 11:56 AM (Zvtjl)
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Dudes like sports. Its fun.
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 26, 2023 11:56 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2023
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Robert Morley would have been a good choice, if he'd still been around. Or Leo McKern. But either of them would have stolen the scene from Brett -- not an easy thing to do, either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 11:56 AM (J2vNu)
IIRC it's something like 70 new players on the team this year.
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (de2/z)
83.
Posted by: Zombie Fidel Castro at September 26, 2023 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)
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Dudes like sports. Its fun.
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 26, 2023 11:56 AM (sX1BW)
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We all have our entertainments.
Sports is relatively healthy considering some others.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:57 AM (LvTSG)
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We'll put the lyrics up on the enormous monitors so everyone can read... Oh, sorry. Nevermind.
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 11:57 AM (de2/z)
No, the fuss is that he's telling his players to be actual men, and being Christian in public. The media can't abide those things.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2023 11:49 AM (2ocoG)
Yep. Unabashedly Christian and recommends such a lifestyle to his players. So he's a hateful bigot and must be destroyed.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 26, 2023 11:57 AM (RREDB)
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If your team scores fewer points than the other team, you lose. Racism has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 11:56 AM (MoZTd)
Unless the umps or refs have their thumbs on the scales.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 11:58 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Actively or passively shitty parenting is still shitty at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (lR6tR)
I don't think anyone here cares about your shitty life, Joe. Give it a rest.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 11:58 AM (aD39U)
Dudes like sports. Its fun.
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 26, 2023 11:56 AM (sX1BW)
Why many of us are pissed off the left ruined them for everyone.
And in case anyone missed it, Megan Rapinoe played her last game in Chicago and took the opportunity to shit on the American Flag one more time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 11:58 AM (ynpvh)
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"We are opposed to robot umps for principled reasons."
-MLB Umpires
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 11:58 AM (LvTSG)
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We're getting a glimpse of the future. If his son doesn't win the Heisman it's racism. If they don't win the PAC-12 after dropping 6 games it's racism.
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 11:58 AM (de2/z)
Were there any members of the Trudeau family that weren't fags?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (YohY1)
I've literally had sex with 1/2 the women in Cuba.
Posted by: Zombie Fidel Castro at September 26, 2023 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)
the top half, right half, left half, front half, back half, or bottom half?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 11:58 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (YohY1)
Probably not: "Justin Trudeau writes essay on why he's raising feminist sons"
https://is.gd/y5P56f
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 11:59 AM (qPw5n)
the top half, right half, left half, front half, back half, or bottom half?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 11:58 AM (ynpvh)
Whatever's available.
Posted by: Zombie Fidel Castro at September 26, 2023 12:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 26, 2023 12:00 PM (9/y3s)
It's like I know you people.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 12:00 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2023 11:55 AM (YohY1)
Probably not: "Justin Trudeau writes essay on why he's raising feminist sons"
https://is.gd/y5P56f
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 11:59 AM (qPw5n)
IF they were all fags, there'd probably be no children. So at least some were bi.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 12:00 PM (ynpvh)
We're getting a glimpse of the future. If his son doesn't win the Heisman it's racism. If they don't win the PAC-12 after dropping 6 games it's racism.
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 11:58 AM (de2/z)
I'm pretty sure Oregon just removed the Heisman talk for him for a while.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)
"We are opposed to robot umps for principled reasons."
-MLB Umpires
2023: Aaron Boone is ejected for arguing balls and strikes with an umpire.
2025: Aaron Boone is ejected for arguing balls and strikes with a robot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 12:01 PM (MoZTd)
It's like I know you people.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 12:00 PM (a3Q+t)
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What does the Women's National Bipolar Association have to do with sports?
Do they have a rugby team?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 12:01 PM (LvTSG)
It's like I know you people.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 12:00 PM (a3Q+t)
The WNBA plays in the fall?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 12:01 PM (N1DT3)
Is that why everyone is getting their panties in a twist about him? Or have I missed a reason for all this fuss?
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No, the fuss is that he's telling his players to be actual men, and being Christian in public. The media can't abide those things.
Posted by: Ian S
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And blacks secretly want him to fail. Another dirty little secret. It's the old "crabs escaping the bucket" phenomenon. He's not the "right" kind of black. He pushes self-reliance, rejects victimization, and is Christian. Pretty soon they'll start calling him a "White African."
Also floating around in this stew is the thinking that superstar PLAYERS shouldn't go on to coaching. Superstars are supposed to retire gracefully and maybe get a broadcast job or something. But coaching is for coaches and they don't like uppity retired stars infringing on their terrain.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 12:01 PM (iFTx/)
Did your copy have a different version of Patroclus, then?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 12:01 PM (4PZHB)
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I wonder how much $$, ESPN wastes covering the WNBA? It sure gests a lot of airtime for something no one cares about.
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 26, 2023 12:01 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 11:56 AM (ynpvh)
Heh. Yeah a bit of that too. "WHY AREN'T YOU FINISHED YET?!! I'D HAVE BEEN DONE A HALF HOUR AGO!!!"
Uh, because you're a grown man and I'm a little kid. And the fucking shovel is twice my height.
Posted by: Some folks take complete leave of their senses at September 26, 2023 12:02 PM (lR6tR)
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Yep. Unabashedly Christian and recommends such a lifestyle to his players. So he's a hateful bigot and must be destroyed.
Posted by: Just Lily
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The advertising has worked. His son will explain:
https://tinyurl.com/28e3v7rw
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 12:02 PM (de2/z)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)
We at least know he is mobile. I wish we could see how he did as a pocket passer and not running for his life.
Colorado is like watching the XFL.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 12:02 PM (aD39U)
"We are opposed to robot umps for principled reasons."
-MLB Umpires
2023: Aaron Boone is ejected for arguing balls and strikes with an umpire.
2025: Aaron Boone is ejected for arguing balls and strikes with a robot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 12:01 PM (MoZTd)
Would a robot ump object to being shown how a bat is used?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 12:02 PM (ynpvh)
IF they were all fags, there'd probably be no children.
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Isn't this where Fidel enters the picture...as it were.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2023 12:02 PM (gJagN)
I generally agree.
Novak Djokovic and Kyrie Irving are counterexamples, but it's generally true.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2023 12:02 PM (HRmGY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 12:02 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 26, 2023 12:02 PM (NbGdn)
It's like I know you people.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 12:00 PM (a3Q+t)
The WNBA plays in the fall?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 12:01 PM (N1DT3)
those women play with their balls.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 12:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 12:03 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 12:03 PM (TF0CD)
Also floating around in this stew is the thinking that superstar PLAYERS shouldn't go on to coaching. Superstars are supposed to retire gracefully and maybe get a broadcast job or something. But coaching is for coaches and they don't like uppity retired stars infringing on their terrain.
Posted by: Elric Blade
Meanwhile coach of my team (also black) was fired for jacking off on a phone call. Tho I support the firing because we needed to get out of that horrendous contract.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 12:03 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 12:00 PM (ynpvh)
Margaret Trudeau was a "free love" type, and absolutely loved Fidel Castro. There are pictures of Fidel, Pierre, and Margaret looking at Fidel's family photos, and she's hanging off Fidel in a way that screams, "I've been doing this man as often as I can."
https://is.gd/317j6D
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 12:03 PM (qPw5n)
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 12:01 PM (iFTx/)
Bill Russell, for starters, might have something to say about that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2023 12:04 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 26, 2023 12:04 PM (CecP5)
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I'm pretty sure Oregon just removed the Heisman talk for him for a while.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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Because racisms.
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 12:04 PM (de2/z)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 26, 2023 12:04 PM (9/y3s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 12:03 PM
Dang.
Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden (D-DE) at September 26, 2023 12:04 PM (a3Q+t)
The advertising has worked. His son will explain:
https://tinyurl.com/28e3v7rw
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 12:02 PM (de2/z)
To be fair, the student section at TCU, Texas CHRISTIAN University, were telling Deion to "go f*ck himself" during warm ups.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 12:03 PM (xTRSc)
Back when average menarche was about 17. There may not even have been grass on the field.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 12:04 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 12:03 PM (xTRSc)
Back in the day that was plenty old. And I thought it was 16.
I've seen marriage records in Mexico from the 19th Century with kids as young as 13 or 14 being married, sometimes to men 3 or 4 times their age. Yeah, no.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 12:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 26, 2023 12:04 PM (CecP5)
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While telling the opposition party to not make this a political issue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 12:04 PM (LvTSG)
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Maybe A&M should hire that chick for a seminar and see if she can work her magic again.
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 26, 2023 12:05 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Perfect!!
Posted by: Pervius Bidenus at September 26, 2023 12:05 PM (d9i2R)
So terribly sorry Grump. I will henceforth conduct myself in accordance with your preferences and diktats.
Posted by: Or (more likely) not at September 26, 2023 12:05 PM (lR6tR)
The alternative is to fight, which sort of defeats the purpose of sport.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:13 AM (t0OGg)
Excuse me, eh.
Posted by: National Hockey League at September 26, 2023 12:05 PM (n+4am)
A harsh, but not implausible theory I've seen is that black players actually prefer white coaches because they see them as stepping in to be the fathers they never had.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 12:05 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Or (more likely) not at September 26, 2023 12:05 PM (lR6tR)
See that you do.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 12:06 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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Ah, but do they have an Amazon film crew advertising and promoting their image?
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 12:06 PM (de2/z)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Perfect!!
Posted by: Pervius Bidenus at September 26, 2023 12:05 PM (d9i2R)
I thought that was twice the age you look for.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2023 12:06 PM (ynpvh)
https://is.gd/317j6D
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 12:03 PM (qPw5n)
I really don't understand the big deal here.......
Posted by: Webb Hubble at September 26, 2023 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 26, 2023 12:05 PM (sX1BW)
*SNORT*
dont think she goes for the Jimbo types tho.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 12:06 PM (CIS44)
>>Pretty soon they'll start calling him a "White African."
It would be pretty awesome if he got Jordan Peterson to give a talk to the team about making your damn bed and other life lessons.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 12:06 PM (rc3Z7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
It was a different time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 12:06 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 12:03 PM (xTRSc)
Love is love, H8R!!!
Posted by: The SCOTUS done said so! at September 26, 2023 12:07 PM (lR6tR)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:04 AM (CIS44)
They all went to the same J-schools as the Politics Reporters, and it kills them ever day that they're not working the Washington DC Political beat, and instead are stuck covering sports.
Posted by: XTC at September 26, 2023 12:07 PM (UnA8+)
So, not Russian hackers. They'd at least take the time to make it look believable.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2023 12:07 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 12:01 PM (iFTx/)
Bill Russell, for starters, might have something to say about that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2023 12:04 PM (/iWhV)
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My comment wasn't that superstar players don't or can't become coaches. My comment was that the existing coaching structure doesn't like when that happens.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 12:07 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 11:04 AM (CIS44)
They all went to the same J-schools as the Politics Reporters, and it kills them ever day that they're not working the Washington DC Political beat, and instead are stuck covering sports.
Posted by: XTC at September 26, 2023 12:07 PM (UnA8+)
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Remove all bylines. Have a poll on every article that asks, "Could AI have written it better?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 12:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2023 12:07 PM (Bd6X
Remain blessed.
Posted by: Your USPS at September 26, 2023 12:07 PM (aD39U)
my paternal grandmother married at 14. don't know how old she was when she birthed my father; would have to look it up and can't at work.
Posted by: anachronda at September 26, 2023 12:07 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2023 12:08 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 26, 2023 12:08 PM (CecP5)
Probably one of the better things he did as Prime Minister.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 12:08 PM (xTRSc)
https://is.gd/6UAyLw
Posted by: Joe Mannix
She's a repeat here.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2023 12:08 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 26, 2023 12:07 PM (LvTSG)
They were just an obit for a bball player that was wrritten by AI. They had to take it down it was no wonderfully awful. It basically said he didnt matter cause he had a short career.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 12:09 PM (CIS44)
https://is.gd/6UAyLw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2023 11:40 AM (t0OGg)
Hey, she's a repeat.
I forget what particular sort of political chicanery she disdained last week, though.
Posted by: spindrift at September 26, 2023 12:09 PM (EGPRf)
Ah, but do they have an Amazon film crew advertising and promoting their image?
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 12:06 PM (de2/z)
I'm guessing they have their own student film crew like most universities do.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 12:07 PM (iFTx/)
Ditka.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2023 12:09 PM (q4g6M)
Also floating around in this stew is the thinking that superstar PLAYERS shouldn't go on to coaching. Superstars are supposed to retire gracefully and maybe get a broadcast job or something. But coaching is for coaches and they don't like uppity retired stars infringing on their terrain.
Posted by: Elric Blade
Meanwhile coach of my team (also black) was fired for jacking off on a phone call. Tho I support the firing because we needed to get out of that horrendous contract.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 26, 2023 12:03 PM (CIS44)
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This is that insanely stupid retard who tried to have phone sex with a radical feminist anti-male crusader? He was set up, obviously, but how stupid can he be to have fallen for it? He's rich and a legend. He could have girls willingly lining up. Yet he does this insanely idiotic thing.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 12:10 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 12:01 PM (iFTx/)
Bill Russell, for starters, might have something to say about that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2023 12:04 PM (/iWhV)
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My comment wasn't that superstar players don't or can't become coaches. My comment was that the existing coaching structure doesn't like when that happens.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2023 12:07 PM (iFTx/)
Absolutely agreed. I didn't include your earlier comment, but I understood that that was your point.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2023 12:13 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: Sponge
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Sure, but probably not charging subscribers to view advertising promoting their upstanding moral nature.
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 12:13 PM (QWNfT)
The one with the shield, and the other guy
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 26, 2023 12:14 PM (ou9hh)
All you guys letchin' on Joan of Arc upthread do realize that she was, like, 14, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 12:03 PM
She's definitely 14. In fact, I know she's 14 because I was dating her last year!
Posted by: Roland T Flakfizer at September 26, 2023 12:15 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2023 12:18 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 12:19 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 12:21 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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In fairness, it was about comic books, so the readers were likely ~14 at the time also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2023 12:21 PM (gUQwJ)
He saw one of the Mannix babes and couldn't help himself?
Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2023 12:23 PM (2ocoG)
I expect that there are men here who actually look at the pictures, say to themselves, "Nice looking gal" but find it quite easy to not jack off to the pictures.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 12:26 PM (RSbhh)
And apparently you didn't hear Sanders' comments after the TCU game when he played the race card like a pro.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 26, 2023 08:15 PM (Qt4kF)
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