Quick Hits

Via Hot Air, the Teflon Senator Robert Menendez might finally have some criminal charges that'll stick.

Even NBC "News" is now reporting on this.

Allegedly, Robert Menendez rendered political favors to a felon -- in exchange for gold bars delivered to a family member (his wife).

This is just like the Hunter Biden/Joe Biden bribery case. Except with gold bars.

Federal prosecutors are looking into whether an admitted felon helped arrange to give gold bars worth hundreds of thousands of dollars to New Jersey Sen. Robert Menendez or his wife in exchange for help, sources familiar with the matter tell News 4.
Investigators want to know if Menendez offered to contact the Justice Department to try to help that man who was accused of banking crimes. Those questions are now before a federal grand jury in Manhattan that is considering whether to hand up corruption charges against the senior senator from New Jersey.
Sources say witnesses are now testifying before that federal grand jury. Part of the investigation centers on the senator's ties to Fred Daibes, a New Jersey developer and one-time bank chairman. Officials with the FBI and IRS Criminal Investigation want to know if Daibes or his associates gave gold bars to the senator's wife, Nadine Arslanian -- gold bars worth as much as $400,000.
At the time of the gift handoff, Daibes was facing federal bank fraud charges that could have landed him up to a decade in federal prison.
Sources familiar with the matter say federal prosecutors have been asking if Menendez, a Democrat who has represented New Jersey since 2006, offered to help support Daibes with his criminal case by contacting Justice Department officials about the case. If the senator did offer to act in exchange for expensive gifts, legal experts say that could be a crime.
"For purposes of the Federal Extortion Act, it makes no difference if the senator took an official act so long as he accepted the money and there was knowledge the money was in exchange for that official influence, even if he never carried out what he had promised he would do," NBC Legal Analyst Danny Cevallos said.

Right, and it doesn't matter if the bribe was delivered to a family member instead of the principal. The federal law on bribery and extortion says so explicitly.

Now apply this to Joe Biden.

The Demented Tyrant Biden declared another lawless decree:

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
NEW: DHS announces it is extending and redesignating Temporary Protected Status for 18 months to Venezuelans residing in the U.S. on or before July 31, 2023. DHS estimates this will immediately make 472,000 Venezuelans in the US eligible to apply for work authorization. This also shields them from removal & deportation.
...
I’m also hearing from Border Patrol agents who are groaning about this news, saying it will just make the problem worse and attract more Venezuelans to the border who will hope for a new TPS redesignation next year.

And of course they'll get that.

NeverTrump not only voted for Biden, they did so enthusiastically, and continue making excuses for him.

Because they're liberal open-borders internationalist maniacs, scarcely better than their close kin the transnationalist progressives, who quit the party when they could no longer control the great majority of the party which wants to close the borders. You know, like a Real Country might do.

As Democrats become frantic about Biden's weakness of body and political standing, he tells them "Just relax, Fat. I've got this. My word as a Biden."

The Biden White House has a blunt message for doomscrolling Democrats fretting about the president's old age and bad poll numbers: Clam up and chill out.
Driving the news: Mike Donilon, a senior White House adviser, is telling anxious Democrats that two issues -- abortion and Donald Trump -- will propel Biden to re-election, according to people familiar with the matter.
In those private conversations, Democrats have been struck by top White House aides' confidence. Some worry it's hubris.
Why it matters: Biden officials dismiss most of the growing concern over impeachment headlines, Hunter Biden's indictment, an immigration crisis, the president's age, an economy that voters don't love, and an auto strike that's testing Biden's union support.
Instead, the White House plans to continue its Rose Garden strategy, with a three-pronged message that focuses on protecting democracy, abortion rights and a resilient economy, including a historically low unemployment rate.
The recent calls for Biden to step aside are seen internally as just the latest example of elite Democrats underestimating Biden.

Can you underestimate Biden? Is that a thing which is physically possible?

America Is Becoming a Joke

Apart from the usual quibbles about verb tense, this is a great column from Kurt Schlichter.

The United States just lost an F-35 as part of its campaign to reduce itself from the greatest superpower in human history to a pitiful punchline. Ah, the magic of leftism -- only it can make a great country like America ridiculous. From an inability to find its fighters to an unwillingness to defend its borders or prosecute criminals -- with the exception of conservatives framed for the crime of conservativing -- our country has become the Three Stooges without the dignity.
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The first question that arises from the mystery jet is not what happened -- we can safely assume it was some manner of gross incompetence -- but what the plane's pronouns were. We had the spectacle of the Marine Corps high command dragging itself away from one of its drag shows to ask regular folks if they could pretty please give the jarheads a hand finding their wayward fighter. They couldn't even spin this fiasco effectively and brag about how their not being able to detect the $100 million aircraft just goes to show how darn good our stealth tech is. No, instead it was just exactly what it sounded like. We can't keep track of our jets. The only ones happy about it had to be the Navy, since this was a welcome respite from the mockery it earned smashing its destroyers into other boats. Our Army -- with its colonels running sex kennels -- used to recruit with slogans like "Be All You Can Be," and now it would probably be better off with "We Suck Less Than That Other Service That Lost The Jet."
Over on Capitol Hill, where the People's House that you get sent to jail for peopling inside is located, we have the Republican Charlie Browns once again teeing up to kick the football held by the Democrat Lucys. Yeah, this time will be different! The GOP has only had the better part of a year to get ready for this debt ceiling thing and to plot out a course of action to get some concessions. But have they? Ha! Why win when you can lose?
And on the Senate side, our minority leader keeps freezing up like a Windows blue screen as everyone explains how it is perfectly normal for McConnell to stand there rebooting every time someone puts a mic in his mug. And, of course, there's Chumley the Congressman insisting that the august institution conform to his desire to dress like a guy playing $2 blackjack hands at Circus Circus on a Monday morning.

Amazing.

Actress Emma Roberts (a one) is accused of having "misgendered" a transgender (government name: correctly gendering a transgender) while on the set.

Oh no. Anything but that.

If you want to see an Emma Roberts movie, let me recommend Nerve. It's a fun and stylish thriller. The one problem is that the ending is contrived and dumb, but here's the thing: Every movie like this, with a Twilight Zone future-fantasy type premise, has an ending that is contrived and dumb. Every single one of them.

Because there really aren't any great ways to end these things.

"We're all in a zoo!" "It was all a dream!" "The pretty people are really the ugly people!"

It's not that kind of ending. But think of The Running Man, where suddenly with a half hour to go they figure out a way to bring down The Network while still playing the game. Because you have to beat the bad guys, even if it makes no sense.

So, you know you're getting a contrived and dumb ending going in. I go into all thrillers and mysteries with the expectation that I will not like the ending. Ce n'est pas la destination, mais la voyage.

But it's good until then! Worth the rental.

And now, for the rest of the story.

UNBELIEVABLE: Karine Jean-Pierre just straight up REFUSED to answer questions from Fox News' Peter Doocy after calling on him.

She cuts him off, shuts him down, and moves on. pic.twitter.com/pGyrqPhNj0
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) September 21, 2023

THIS IS THE WAY🔥. The media is the enemy of the people and deserve to be clowned and exposed! https://t.co/jX6Q6xJJDV
— Chaya Raichik (@ChayaRaichik10) September 20, 2023

.@chiproytx: "Have you apologized for putting that memo out that implicated Scott Smith as a domestic terrorist. Something the Governor of Virginia has now pardoned him from these accusations."

GARLAND: "The memo said nothing about him. Nothing about parents being terrorists."… pic.twitter.com/uMypeVqMld
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) September 20, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM

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1 Delicious!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 21, 2023 06:21 PM (MeG8a)

2 Americans have every right to be fearful of the DOJ.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2023 06:26 PM (vSzVG)

3 3rd!!!

Posted by: El Shabazz at September 21, 2023 06:27 PM (VOCjX)

4 Why does that Ross dude look like someone just rubbed a stick of butter on him?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 21, 2023 06:28 PM (0N1h0)

5 Love that faux memo. Perfect.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 21, 2023 06:28 PM (YdEHa)

6 "Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_

NEW: DHS announces it is extending and redesignating Temporary Protected Status for 18 months to Venezuelans residing in the U.S. on or before July 31, 2023. DHS estimates this will immediately make 472,000 Venezuelans in the US eligible to apply for work authorization."

Soon -

"Look folks, I created 472,000 new jobs in one day! Not kidding! Bidenomics works!"

Posted by: GL at September 21, 2023 06:29 PM (5fDan)

7 Ce n'est pas la destination, mais la voyage.

This is not something Señor Chuy would habla.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2023 06:29 PM (a3Q+t)

8 "Those questions are now before a federal grand jury in Manhattan that is considering whether to hand up corruption charges against the senior senator from New Jersey."

And now we'll learn that not every ham sandwich can be indicted.

A Grand Jury in Manhattan. Indict a long-standing Democrat. Pull the other one.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 21, 2023 06:30 PM (aXxgO)

9 American Horror Story: 2023

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2023 06:30 PM (9UlRk)

10
Dodged a bullet today. We were waiting for Delilah at the vet and Her Majesty was reading FB. With an expression of annoyance, she showed me a picture of a group of young bridesmaids in long, clinging, sheer, lacey gowns with their boobs spilling out of their scalloped tops.

HM: "Look at that! You can practically see their pubic hair. Do you think that's attractive?"

Me: "Ah, er, ahem, it's inappropriate for the occasion."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 06:30 PM (MoZTd)

11 Emma Roberts is indeed a One

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 21, 2023 06:30 PM (xcxpd)

12 Oh. I thought we'd be going right to Café tonight.

Lucas Tomlinson @LucasFoxNews 10h
The outgoing chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen. Mark Milley, received a standing ovation from senators last night before a closed-door meeting on Ukraine, a source inside the room tells Fox, in what is likely Milley's last appearance in uniform on Capitol Hill.

The U.S. military's top officer will retire at the end of the month after his replacement was confirmed yesterday.

Amber Smith @AmberSmithUSA 8h
General Milley has done more damage to the military’s legacy and reputation than any previous CJCS.

Afghanistan withdrawal, politicization of the military, worst recruitment crisis since Vietnam, China “warning” phone call, failure of standards.

Senators give him a standing ovation.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 06:31 PM (krqg6)

13 Please tell me that memo from the beyond worthless Chuckles is a joke.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 21, 2023 06:33 PM (VdGjU)

14 "When both of them were referred to as ladies on the set, Emma replied "don't you mean lady?"..."

Transgender can't handle being treated like a woman whom other women dislike, news at 11.

I mean, really, bog-standard cattiness of the kind that women only inflict on other women, and the fake woman melts down?

You can't write comedy like this.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 21, 2023 06:33 PM (ou9hh)

15 Me: "Ah, er, ahem, it's inappropriate for the occasion."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Very erudite answer!
You did well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 21, 2023 06:33 PM (1KoUc)

16 >>>Angelica stated that when the two of them were both referred to as ladies on set, Emma replied saying, "Don't you mean, lady?" while looking at Angelica.

.00001% chance this actually happened.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 21, 2023 06:33 PM (m9hmt)

17 Amber Smith @AmberSmithUSA 8h
General Milley has done more damage to the military’s legacy and reputation than any previous CJCS.

Afghanistan withdrawal, politicization of the military, worst recruitment crisis since Vietnam, China “warning” phone call, failure of standards.

Senators give him a standing ovation.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 06:31 PM (krqg6)

All 100 of them? Even the 'Republican' ones?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 21, 2023 06:33 PM (/iWhV)

18 Me: "Ah, er, ahem, it's inappropriate for the occasion."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 06:30 PM

Consider that appropriated.

Posted by: Merrill Garland at September 21, 2023 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)

19 13 Please tell me that memo from the beyond worthless Chuckles is a joke.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 21, 2023 06:33 PM (VdGjU)

It's a joke.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 21, 2023 06:34 PM (/iWhV)

20 "With an expression of annoyance, she showed me a picture of a group of young bridesmaids in long, clinging, sheer, lacey gowns with their boobs spilling out of their scalloped tops."

I'm surprised the bride would let her maids get away with that, on the grounds that it might upstage her.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 21, 2023 06:35 PM (ou9hh)

21 The Biden White House has a blunt message for doomscrolling Democrats fretting about the president's old age and bad poll numbers: Clam up and chill out.

Sure...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 38m
POTUS READS [directly] FROM NOTECARD: "No nation can truly be secure in the world if in fact we don't stand up and defend the freedom of Ukraine."

https://tinyurl.com/5n7mrwwa
18 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 06:35 PM (krqg6)

22 I used to think the media were incompetent and biased--to be expected from human beings, esp. effets like them.

But now I agree with Trump: They are the enemy of America.

Posted by: PJ at September 21, 2023 06:35 PM (G1dq6)

23 Bribe? No, these gold bars aren't a bribe. They're part of my workout routine. Gold is heavy, you lift it for some GAINZZ.

Posted by: Sen. Menendez at September 21, 2023 06:36 PM (DgGvY)

24 >>>I go into all thrillers and mysteries with the expectation that I will not like the ending. Ce n'est pas la destination, mais la voyage.

Why you talking Swedish on this blog?

Posted by: Dr. T at September 21, 2023 06:36 PM (m9hmt)

25 > With an expression of annoyance, she showed me a picture of a group of young bridesmaids in long, clinging, sheer, lacey gowns with their boobs spilling out of their scalloped tops.

Did you ask her to forward you the picture so you could be properly annoyed with their inappropriate attire?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 21, 2023 06:36 PM (0N1h0)

26 "The outgoing chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen. Mark Milley..."

When was this announced? I'd like to mark my calendar on the few occasions there's happy news.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 21, 2023 06:37 PM (aXxgO)

27 The feel-good video of the week: more people in the UK beating up protesters and pushing them with their cars.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IT7LBqTjfm0

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2023 06:37 PM (0A/JS)

28 But now I agree with Trump: They are the enemy of America.
Posted by: PJ at September 21, 2023 06:35 PM (G1dq6)

They've been the enemy at least as far back to Commie Cronkite.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 21, 2023 06:37 PM (azYCi)

29 I offer to Host and Mentor any and all Miss Venezuelas of the last ten (10) years.

Posted by: Miklos out of the kindness of his heart at September 21, 2023 06:38 PM (tbtUD)

30 I prefer payment in gold pressed latinum.

Posted by: Quark at September 21, 2023 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

31
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2023 06:38 PM (ENBF0)

32 7 Ce n'est pas la destination, mais la voyage.

This is not something Señor Chuy would habla.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

What are you on about, Blackadder? This is all beginning to sound a bit
like dago talk to me.

Posted by: Prince Regent George at September 21, 2023 06:38 PM (ASBbG)

33 Breaking911 @Breaking911 19h
“I feel his frozen fingers trail up my thigh…” | Trump Aide Cassidy Hutchinson Claims Rudy Giuliani Sexually Assaulted Her On January 6

Callie Allie ✝️🔥 @csimons3 19h Replying to @Breaking911
Isn't this the woman who already lied about Trump? 🤣🤣🤣

Malibu-Solo @MalibuSolo 19h
Yes it is 😂🤣😂

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 06:39 PM (krqg6)

34 Will the real Karine Jean-Pierre please stick her finger in her cheek and sing On The Good Ship Lollipop?

Posted by: bloated fumaceous gunt at September 21, 2023 06:39 PM (nakGR)

35 I must say that I like the cut of this Emma Robert's jib!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2023 06:39 PM (guGkK)

36 she showed me a picture of a group of young bridesmaids in long, clinging, sheer, lacey gowns with their boobs spilling out of their scalloped tops.

HM: "Look at that! You can practically see their pubic hair. Do you think that's attractive?"

Me: "Ah, er, ahem, it's inappropriate for the occasion."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Isn't a link required in this situation?

Posted by: mikeski at September 21, 2023 06:39 PM (DgGvY)

37 What are you talking about??

🧈
🧈🧈
🧈🧈🧈

Posted by: sen. menendez at September 21, 2023 06:40 PM (krqg6)

38 The feel-good video of the week: more people in the UK beating up protesters and pushing them with their cars.

I truly enjoyed that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 21, 2023 06:40 PM (V8he0)

39 Since when are we the USA "truly secure"?
10,000 people a day entering the country, prices out of control, crime going unpunished, entire downtowns abandoned, $33T in actual debt, soon more debt just to pay interest on the debt... Public school teachers coming after the chirruns...
Really, really secure.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 21, 2023 06:41 PM (MeG8a)

40 Temporary Protected Status is just a sneaky way to admit more low wage workers or those undesirable in other ways.

I think Somalia has been on Temp since 1990.

Posted by: PJ at September 21, 2023 06:42 PM (G1dq6)

41 LOL. Tim Moore of North Carolina has a future in politics:

It appears Democratic Rep. Terence Everitt, who last month asked the Wake County DA to investigate Speaker Tim Moore for possible misconduct, has had his office relocated to what used to be a supply closet in the basement of the Legislative Building. #ncga #ncpol

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 21, 2023 06:42 PM (2tUFv)

42 Isn't a link required in this situation?
Posted by: mikeski at September 21, 2023 06:39 PM (DgGvY)

---
I volunteer to chair an official Horde Investigatory Committee on this issue...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2023 06:42 PM (BpYfr)

43
When was this announced? I'd like to mark my calendar on the few occasions there's happy news.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 21, 2023 06:37 PM (aXxgO)

Not so fast... His replacement is woke and none too fond of "White supremacists"

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2023 06:42 PM (bs+z0)

44
"The outgoing chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen. Mark Milley..."

When was this announced? I'd like to mark my calendar on the few occasions there's happy news.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna

Don't celebrate too soon.

Here's his replacement:

https://tinyurl.com/bdzcxd8x

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2023 06:42 PM (63Dwl)

45 The mop head clip is actually much worse.

Every time Peter Doocey asks a question she goes into this off subject rant to wear him out. He interrupts to try to get her on point, and to answer the question.

Now she just moves on when he tries to get back to the question. This is not how press secretaries are supposed to behave.

Posted by: Prince Regent George at September 21, 2023 06:43 PM (ASBbG)

46 "The outgoing chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen. Mark Milley..."

When was this announced? I'd like to mark my calendar on the few occasions there's happy news.

He's being replaced by someone worse - a DEI fanatic.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 21, 2023 06:43 PM (2tUFv)

47 UNBELIEVABLE: Karine Jean-Pierre just straight up REFUSED to answer questions from Fox News' Peter Doocy after calling on him.

She cuts him off, shuts him down, and moves on. pic.twitter.com/pGyrqPhNj0
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) September 21, 2023

This means MopTop did not have a BS positive spin-answer today. Meaning even Top WH Propagandist Anita Dunn couldn't quickly write BS to positively spin today's Eagle Pass border Charlie-Foxtrot.

Posted by: GL at September 21, 2023 06:43 PM (5fDan)

48 gourmand, unfunded liabilities are about to enter the chat also

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2023 06:43 PM (DIpmr)

49 "Driving the news: Mike Donilon, a senior White House adviser, is telling anxious Democrats that two issues -- abortion and Donald Trump -- will propel Biden to re-election, according to people familiar with the matter."

____

Honestly, as maddening as it is, I think this is correct.

it doesn't madder how bad things get or how senile Joe Biden is.

People dont want 4 years of Trump drama and the Supreme Court really gave a gift to the Democrat Party that will keep on giving.

Abortion and Trump worked in 2022, why not in 2024?

Posted by: Blago at September 21, 2023 06:43 PM (/paMB)

50 The got Menendez for aiding and a betting no one would dare convict a minority democrat.

Posted by: Prince Regent George at September 21, 2023 06:45 PM (ASBbG)

51 Fire bad, me afraid fire might hurt me

Fetterman really needs psychiatric care

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2023 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

52 I wasn't even aware American Horror Story was still running.

I got about halfway through the Trump/Clowns season and gave up. This after really struggling to get past the setup for the Roanoke season.

I now see they're saying later seasons are better. I may have to find them. But yeah, that dude with the unnatural skin color, I can understand why Emma Roberts would not want to be categorized with it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2023 06:45 PM (NrEAT)

53 If payment had not been in gold bars, I bet Menendez would have walked.

The gold bar thing is just too much like a bad Hollywood movie.

Posted by: Blago at September 21, 2023 06:46 PM (/paMB)

54 two issues -- abortion and Donald Trump -- will propel Biden to re-election

I'm readying my bill banning abortion nationwide again for the election campaign next year!

After all, a Republican might cut off the sacred flow of funds to Ukraine!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at September 21, 2023 06:46 PM (2tUFv)

55 HM: "Look at that! You can practically see their pubic hair. Do you think that's attractive?"

Me: "Ah, er, ahem, it's inappropriate for the occasion."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Isn't a link required in this situation?

Posted by: mikeski at September 21, 2023 06:39 PM (DgGvY)

Highly unlikely that there was any pubic hair to be seen.

Posted by: javems at September 21, 2023 06:46 PM (4RA3t)

56 PJ: "But now I agree with Trump: They are the enemy of America."

I just wonder what the actual percentage is who are on Federal payroll now. The overt bias and psyops has been going on for many decades, so the enemy of America is very old news indeed.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 21, 2023 06:46 PM (aXxgO)

57 When was this announced? I'd like to mark my calendar on the few occasions there's happy news.
-----
This is what's replacing him:

Greg Price @greg_price11 Sep 20
🚨Chuck Schumer just filed cloture on Air Force General Charles Q. Brown Jr to become the next Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

As Chief of Staff, Brown has put DEI at the center of the Air Force.

This is his memo from August of last year in which he outlines the Air Force's diversity goals for officer applicants as opposed to hiring based on merit.
https://tinyurl.com/44ehb35c
[memo IMAGE]

Greg Price @greg_price11 Sep 20
General Charles Brown, nominee to be the next Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, explaining how he gives preferential treatment to diversity in hiring.
[link here is now missing]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 06:47 PM (krqg6)

58 Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2023 06:37 PM (0A/JS)

"Life over oil." Gosh; These people are phenomenally stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2023 06:48 PM (RSbhh)

59 Fetterman has feared open flames ever since Gene Hackman set his thumb on fire.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 21, 2023 06:48 PM (ydQiV)

60 General Charles Brown, nominee to be the next Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, explaining how he gives preferential treatment to diversity in hiring.

So black is now > tranny on the progressive stack?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2023 06:49 PM (KLKSV)

61 Highly unlikely that there was any pubic hair to be seen.
Posted by: javems at September 21, 2023 06:46 PM (4RA3t)

I think Her Majesty was exaggerating a bit, but smewhat slutty clothes on brides as well as bridemaids seems to be a trend for a while.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2023 06:50 PM (RSbhh)

62 forty-second!

Posted by: deep thought at September 21, 2023 06:50 PM (v3pYe)

63 Menendez learned from his last payoff . No hookers or cash

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2023 06:50 PM (DIpmr)

64 Speaking of George Floyd, a day in the life of the Jackson, WI police.

https://youtu.be/OmkLCRxovIw

Posted by: lost in space at September 21, 2023 06:51 PM (P+nXg)

65 Who is going to hire a Venezuelan who likely does not speak English, has no skills and has no known background? There are not enough landscapers and roofers that want to have their Mexicans try to teach and work beside these illegals.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 21, 2023 06:51 PM (vDxyJ)

66 So Garland gets to commit serial perjury with impunity but great-grandma who said something about the presidential election on Facebook languishes in prison.

Two Americas.

Posted by: Fuck this. Fuck this world. at September 21, 2023 06:51 PM (lR6tR)

67 Don't you worry about Joe Biden. He's got a bigger fraud machine set up than 2020, and the GOP is soundly supplicated into denying its existence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2023 06:51 PM (Mxh34)

68 I reccomend everyone checkout the Tucker/Ken Paxton interview to see dimensions of the evil we are up against and what the Uniparty is trying to do to Texas.

Preview: The Turd Blossom Plays a major role.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2023 06:51 PM (XV/Pl)

69 It's me donna (and Bertram Cabot, Jr., The ARC of History!): "Not so fast... His replacement is woke and none too fond of 'White supremacists'"

But of course. It couldn't be any other way.

I'll still mark my calendar, though. My ignorance of five entire minutes is a welcome respite to the Federal Suck.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 21, 2023 06:52 PM (aXxgO)

70 Fuck. I hate this timeline.

Pretty sure it happened when the CERN spooled up.

Or when the Mayan calendar expired.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at September 21, 2023 06:53 PM (T/Lqj)

71 65 Who is going to hire a Venezuelan who likely does not speak English, has no skills and has no known background? There are not enough landscapers and roofers that want to have their Mexicans try to teach and work beside these illegals.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 21, 2023 06:51 PM (vDxyJ)

AWFLs still need nannies, cooks and housekeepers they can pay sub-minimum-wage under the table and off the books.

Posted by: WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE RICH WHITE WOMEN?! at September 21, 2023 06:54 PM (lR6tR)

72 Fetterman was not disabled before the election, but now he is and people are picking on him, you guys.

https://tinyurl.com/2xmaswhm

Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2023 06:54 PM (7zEAH)

73 #21 Biden Update:

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 2h
Biden takes no questions and sits in silence as the press is herded out of the room following brief remarks with Zelensky.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxawrsc
43 seconds; looks pissed off

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 06:55 PM (krqg6)

74
Fuck. I hate this timeline.

Pretty sure it happened when the CERN spooled up.

Or when the Mayan calendar expired.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at September 21, 2023 06:53 PM

everything went to siht when they shot that gorilla

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2023 06:55 PM (ENBF0)

75 Did Menendez take physical control of the gold bars while saying "Tee hee hee, I accept this payment of precious metal valued at $403,428 at today's spot price, in exchange for asking the DoJ to drop its investigation into Mr so and so"
No? He didn't? Then there is not a shred of evidence! Debunked!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2023 06:55 PM (Mxh34)

76 "...As Chief of Staff, Brown has put DEI at the center of the Air Force."

Oh, goody. Now we can lose track of tanks and aircraft carriers, too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 21, 2023 06:55 PM (aXxgO)

77 Last time I was a Circus Circus, I bought a 40oz can of beer inside one their “shops” and walked around on the carpet which had weird stains and made the hallway smell like a hobo’s ass.

Need to rename it Ghetto Ghetto.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2023 06:56 PM (R/m4+)

78 everything went to siht when they shot that gorilla
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2023 06:55 PM (ENBF0)

*pours one out for Harambe*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2023 06:56 PM (9UlRk)

79 In before riff-raff !

Posted by: runner at September 21, 2023 06:56 PM (V13WU)

80 Circus Circus is pretty ratchet, but if you really wanna slum it, hit up the Imperial Palace.

I think it's right next door.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2023 06:57 PM (9UlRk)

81 For the Record I know this Diabes guy, and his whole family, who is involved with Memendez and they are as corrupt as they come. I have history with them, and I will leave it with that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2023 06:58 PM (pmmLi)

82 I mean i haven't been to Vegas since before that City Center abortion of a project kicked off, so i have no idea what's up anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2023 06:59 PM (9UlRk)

83 La majorité donc dans ce pays exerce une autorité réelle prodigieuse et une influence morale qui est à peine moins prépondérante ; il n'existe aucun obstacle qui puisse entraver ou même retarder son progrès, ou qui puisse l'inciter à taire aux plaintes de ceux qu'il écrase sur son chemin. Cet état de fait est fatal en soi et dangereux pour l'avenir.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2023 07:00 PM (QG3cQ)

84 NJ is as a corrupt state as there is

Especially hudson county and bergen county ain't to clean either

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2023 07:01 PM (pmmLi)

85 Ukraine's appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: Marty! at September 21, 2023 07:01 PM (2tUFv)

86
I mean i haven't been to Vegas since before that City Center abortion of a project kicked off, so i have no idea what's up anymore.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2023 06:59 PM (9UlRk)

I went there a few years ago. Fake castles, fake Eifel Towers, fake body parts, backwards-cap douchebags and tattooed slags. I'd rather not again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 07:01 PM (MoZTd)

87 500,000 Venezuelans with work permits and family in NYC, LA and Chicago. They aren't going to Winnemucca

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2023 07:03 PM (OdTw6)

88 I've never heard Dave Portnoy talk, and I wish I hadn't.

"Tortuous" is not "tortious." Misogenic I think might be misogynistic. He said that one a few times. I presume there's more, but I stopped about 90secs in.

LEARN ENGLISH BRUH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2023 07:03 PM (0FoWg)

89 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok Sep 19
If @laurenboebert broke Colorado law for lewdness, the people at this Denver pride fest who twerked and simulated sex acts for kids need to be investigated

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 07:03 PM (krqg6)

90
Especially hudson county and bergen county ain't to clean either
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2023 07:01 PM (pmmLi)

Listen, here is the law! I am the law!

Posted by: Frank Hague at September 21, 2023 07:04 PM (MoZTd)

91 Fire bad, me afraid fire might hurt me

Fetterman really needs psychiatric care
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2023 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

You guys DO realize that letter is a spoof, a play on the old Frankenstein monster's fear of fire, right? RIGHT? Those of us who grew up reading Mad Magazine share that satirical/sarcastic humor.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 21, 2023 07:04 PM (Zvtjl)

92 60 General Charles Brown, nominee to be the next Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, explaining how he gives preferential treatment to diversity in hiring.

So black is now > tranny on the progressive stack?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2023 06:49 PM (KLKSV)

No. It simply means no 4-star or potential 4-star is wiling to announce he or she is a real or pretend tranny, purely to get on the JCS or be JCS Chairman. So far.

Posted by: GL at September 21, 2023 07:05 PM (5fDan)

93 @88

>>I've never heard Dave Portnoy talk, and I wish I hadn't.

Sure he hasn't been the same since he left Dream Theater but what do you expect from a drummer? Chaucer Level explication is never going to be in the offing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2023 07:06 PM (XV/Pl)

94 [holds up sign]

JOE BIDEN DID NOTHING WRONG

Posted by: Adolf Hitler at September 21, 2023 07:06 PM (7srDV)

95 88 I've never heard Dave Portnoy talk, and I wish I hadn't.

"Tortuous" is not "tortious." Misogenic I think might be misogynistic. He said that one a few times. I presume there's more, but I stopped about 90secs in.

LEARN ENGLISH BRUH.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2023 07:03 PM (0FoWg)

So that ground your gears too? Glad I'm not the only one.

Posted by: It was rather annoying at September 21, 2023 07:07 PM (lR6tR)

96 If payment had not been in gold bars, I bet Menendez would have walked.

The gold bar thing is just too much like a bad Hollywood movie.

You are thinking of South African Krugerrands.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 21, 2023 07:07 PM (p8A+W)

97 Cracking up here

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2023 07:08 PM (fwDg9)

98 Still waiting for that link to the bridesmaids so we can investigate these scurrilous rumors....

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 21, 2023 07:08 PM (AxRGS)

99 If you are following CO Buffs football, you know Travis Hunter is out injured

lacerated liver

Posted by: DB - at September 21, 2023 07:08 PM (geLO8)

100 Dave did a pizza review once where a crackhead with no arms yelled at him that crackheads need pizza while the crackhead was towing his belongings with them attached somehow to the crackhead’s body as the crackhead walked past.

Dave was blown away by how the crackhead could do that.

Hilarious.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2023 07:09 PM (R/m4+)

101 Katrina Pierson @KatrinaPierson 2h
NFL’s Panthers Add Transgender Cheerleader To Roster: Can’t ‘Wait To Show’ ‘What This Girl Has To Bring’. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 07:09 PM (krqg6)

102 71 65 Who is going to hire a Venezuelan who likely does not speak English, has no skills and has no known background? There are not enough landscapers and roofers that want to have their Mexicans try to teach and work beside these illegals.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 21, 2023 06:51 PM (vDxyJ)

AWFLs still need nannies, cooks and housekeepers they can pay sub-minimum-wage under the table and off the books.

Posted by: WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE RICH WHITE WOMEN?! at September 21, 2023 06:54 PM (lR6tR)

You left out pool boys.

Posted by: GL at September 21, 2023 07:09 PM (5fDan)

103 NJ is as a corrupt state as there is

Especially hudson county and bergen county ain't to clean either
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2023 07:01 PM (pmmLi)

Next week you'll be so short you can sit on a dime and dangle yer feet !

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2023 07:10 PM (T4tVD)

104 Is that a beaver in your dress or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: A fur trapper at September 21, 2023 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

105 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2023 07:10 PM (T4tVD)

106 you are following CO Buffs football, you know Travis Hunter is out injured

lacerated liver
Posted by: DB - at September 21, 2023 07:08 PM (

I saw Lacerated Liver open for Foster Brooks at the Dean Martin roast

Posted by: Beartooth at September 21, 2023 07:11 PM (azYCi)

107 If you are following CO Buffs football, you know Travis Hunter is out injured

lacerated liver
Posted by: DB - at September 21, 2023 07:08 PM (geLO

Bears QB McMahon got that one year vs Green Bay, and impact rips the liver open. Or what that a kidney?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2023 07:12 PM (eoQWY)

108 96 You are thinking of South African Krugerrands.

freddy kruegerrands > south african krugerrands

Posted by: anachronda at September 21, 2023 07:12 PM (v3pYe)

109
Dinner orders are being placed by the puppies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 07:12 PM (MoZTd)

110 Katrina Pierson @KatrinaPierson 2h
NFL’s Panthers Add Transgender Cheerleader To Roster: Can’t ‘Wait To Show’ ‘What This Girl Has To Bring’. 🤦🏻‍♀️
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 07:09 PM (krqg6)

It's almost getting funny now.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2023 07:12 PM (eoQWY)

111 I've never heard Dave Portnoy talk, and I wish I hadn't.

"Tortuous" is not "tortious." Misogenic I think might be misogynistic. He said that one a few times. I presume there's more, but I stopped about 90secs in.

LEARN ENGLISH BRUH.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2023 07:03 PM (0FoWg)

I have a tortioushell cat. She is also very litigatious.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2023 07:13 PM (xhaym)

112 Venezuelans aren't going to Maine or the Delmarva.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 21, 2023 07:14 PM (Eeb9P)

113 >>Bears QB McMahon got that one year vs Green Bay, and impact rips the liver open. Or what that a kidney?

Posted by: Oldcat

kidney

Posted by: DB - at September 21, 2023 07:14 PM (geLO8)

114 >>>Yeah, this time will be different! The GOP has only had the better part of a year to get ready for this debt ceiling thing and to plot out a course of action to get some concessions. But have they? Ha! Why win when you can lose?
----------------

...some of the Democrat moderates are privately signaling they’d be willing to cut a deal to help McCarthy stave off a right-wing revolt...
– as long as the speaker meets their own demands.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2023 07:14 PM (eRUJd)

115 "Ah, er, ahem, it's inappropriate for the occasion."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 06:30 PM (MoZTd)

What the f*ck? No link?

You are now on the list.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2023 07:14 PM (lQONO)

116 Venezuelans aren't going to Maine or the Delmarva.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 21, 2023 07:14 PM (Eeb9P)

I met a Cuban who worked in a dairy in North Dakota. I asked him what brought him to try and live la vida tropical in that frozen hell, he just laughed.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2023 07:15 PM (xhaym)

117 Prissy, the green haired, nose, nipple and twat pierced, amorphous sexual won't be finding a horny Venezuelan anything other than a rape date

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2023 07:15 PM (fZV/o)

118 When was this announced? I'd like to mark my calendar on the few occasions there's happy news.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 21, 2023 06:37 PM (aXxgO)

He just moves from using shit equipment to making shit equipment for some defense contractor.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2023 07:16 PM (eoQWY)

119 "General Charles Brown, nominee to be the next Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff"

General Charlie Brown? You really can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: fd at September 21, 2023 07:16 PM (vFG9F)

120 And let's be honest about Portnoy...he is 100% in favor of free speech if it pays him money.

He's a liberal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2023 07:16 PM (lQONO)

121 ...some of the Democrat moderates are privately signaling they’d be willing to cut a deal to help McCarthy stave off a right-wing revolt...
– as long as the speaker meets their own demands.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2023 07:14 PM (eRUJd)

"who can trust a weak man?"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2023 07:16 PM (xhaym)

122 "General Charlie Brown? You really can't make this stuff up."

What's the big deal?

Posted by: Admiral Lucy Von Pelt at September 21, 2023 07:17 PM (vFG9F)

123 gold bars worth as much as $400,000.

Funny when a Congressman doesn't accept Federal Reserve Notes, "backed [only] by the full faith and credit of the US Gov't", I'm told!

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2023 07:18 PM (ptElO)

124 Except with gold bars.

Are you sure?

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 21, 2023 07:18 PM (GshMh)

125 I have a tortioushell cat. She is also very litigatious.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2023 07:13 PM (xhaym)

I had a tortie girl for 20 years, she was always sweet as pie. She was a dilute tortie though (blue-creme)

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2023 07:18 PM (eoQWY)

126 The Illegals are going to be entertaining since most of them consider things like "business licences" and "zoning ordinances" to be a way for the state to extort money

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2023 07:19 PM (xhaym)

127 Fuck. I hate this timeline.

Pretty sure it happened when the CERN spooled up.

Or when the Mayan calendar expired.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at September 21, 2023 06:53 PM

Please. Much more likely candidates are when Ace accidently linked the sapphic dance of the well-endowed performers and/or when his Version 1.0 shelf collapsed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2023 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)

128 And let's be honest about Portnoy...he is 100% in favor of free speech if it pays him money.

He's a liberal.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2023 07:16 PM (lQONO)

The whole thing should be called "Portnoy's Complaint"

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2023 07:19 PM (eoQWY)

129 Gold bars and a compass are a sure route to success.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2023 07:20 PM (a3Q+t)

130 The Illegals are going to be entertaining since most of them consider things like "business licences" and "zoning ordinances" to be a way for the state to extort money
Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2023 07:19 PM (xhaym)

So smarter than average?

They've seen third world governments before.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2023 07:20 PM (eoQWY)

131 If payment had not been in gold bars, I bet Menendez would have walked.

The gold bar thing is just too much like a bad Hollywood movie.

You are thinking of South African Krugerrands.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

The gold bars are full of blood diamonds

Posted by: Miklos with plot twist at September 21, 2023 07:20 PM (tbtUD)

132 General Charlie Brown? You really can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: fd at September 21, 2023 07:16 PM (vFG9F)

The Taliban kept lifting the football on him, the bastards

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2023 07:21 PM (eoQWY)

133 Beautiful evening out thar.

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2023 07:21 PM (T4tVD)

134 Never thought I would see an F35 on a milk carton.

Posted by: boynsea at September 21, 2023 07:21 PM (cx155)

135 126 The Illegals are going to be entertaining since most of them consider things like "business licences" and "zoning ordinances" to be a way for the state to extort money

are they wrong?

Posted by: anachronda at September 21, 2023 07:22 PM (v3pYe)

136 when Ace accidently linked the sapphic dance of the well-endowed performers and

We need more of this.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2023 07:22 PM (ufFY8)

137 Never thought I would see an F35 on a milk carton.
Posted by: boynsea at September 21, 2023 07:21 PM (cx155)

Is that what it hit on the way down?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2023 07:22 PM (eoQWY)

138 You are now on the list.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2023 07:14 PM

Welcome!

Posted by: Dispensers of Maple Syrup Upon French Toast at September 21, 2023 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)

139 Never thought I would see an F35 on a milk carton.
Posted by: boynsea

Better have been chocolate milk!

Posted by: Gen. Charles Brown at September 21, 2023 07:24 PM (tbtUD)

140 That letter is clearly a fake. There is no way a United States Senator would talk like a retarded caveman...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 21, 2023 07:26 PM (LTfYT)

141 Pretty sure Portnoy was quoting the reporterette's misspellings, he was very deliberate to 'correct' himself so as not to misquote.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 21, 2023 07:27 PM (UfRqq)

142 Pretty sure Portnoy was quoting the reporterette

Reportrix

Posted by: Miklos attempts contribution to English at September 21, 2023 07:28 PM (tbtUD)

143 Put a mando helmet on him and you got Hobo Fett

Posted by: Jerry at September 21, 2023 07:29 PM (jws1a)

144 73 #21 Biden Update:

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 2h
Biden takes no questions and sits in silence as the press is herded out of the room following brief remarks with Zelensky.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxawrsc
43 seconds; looks pissed off

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 06:55 PM (krqg6)

I believe Corrupt Joe's lawyers finally convinced him to only utter words written or approved by them. Everything he is allowed to say is written on note cards or in the binder he takes to a podium, or displayed on a teleprompter. No one on Team Biden wants Joe to be Classic Joe within earshot of anyone outside of the Team.

Posted by: GL at September 21, 2023 07:29 PM (5fDan)

145 To be fair I'd do some ...stuff... for gold bars.
Stabby stuff

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 21, 2023 07:29 PM (vHIgi)

146 I Caught Wind

Y'know who else the whole bunker caught "wind" of?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff, In Solidarity with The Struggle to maintain Moron standards a at September 21, 2023 07:29 PM (76Q3z)

147 I believe Corrupt Joe's lawyers finally convinced him to only utter words written or approved by them. Everything he is allowed to say is written on note cards or in the binder he takes to a podium, or displayed on a teleprompter. No one on Team Biden wants Joe to be Classic Joe within earshot of anyone outside of the Team.
Posted by: GL at September 21, 2023 07:29 PM (5fDan)
----
I have to admit I kinda enjoy the thought of FJB being a hostage to his own minders, not allowed to speak without permission.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2023 07:31 PM (BpYfr)

148 We have Brazilians working here, I don't get it except money is better.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2023 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

149 Is there a budget?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 21, 2023 07:32 PM (9f0ty)

150 Y'know who else the whole bunker caught "wind" of?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko

IT VAS FEGELEIN

Posted by: Fuhrerpfoof at September 21, 2023 07:32 PM (tbtUD)

151 HM: "Look at that! You can practically see their pubic hair. Do you think that's attractive?"

Me: "Ah, er, ahem, it's inappropriate for the occasion."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

***

That's a much better response than
"They should have waxed!'

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 21, 2023 07:32 PM (vHIgi)

152 Y'know who else the whole bunker caught "wind" of?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff, In Solidarity with The Struggle to maintain Moron standards a at September 21, 2023 07:29 PM

We do.

Posted by: Hardball With Chris Matthews Production Crew at September 21, 2023 07:33 PM (a3Q+t)

153 Every banker takes AML and ABC training* every year. The Bidens behavior raised more red flags than a Soviet May Day parade. Any banker that thinks the Bidens weren't involved in bribery and money laundering are what the training calls 'willfully blind'.

*Anti-Money Laundering and Anti-Bribery & Corruption

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 21, 2023 07:34 PM (fs1hN)

154 We have Brazilians working here
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2023 07:31 PM

Now you tell us.

Posted by: The Bride & Bridesmaids at September 21, 2023 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)

155 We are becoming the Weimar Republic: the legal tender's not even good enough for bribes anymore. Gold bars only, please!

Posted by: cpurick at September 21, 2023 07:35 PM (bwWDS)

156 Hi, everybody. Cafe is open!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 21, 2023 07:36 PM (OX9vb)

157 147 I believe Corrupt Joe's lawyers finally convinced him to only utter words written or approved by them. Everything he is allowed to say is written on note cards or in the binder he takes to a podium, or displayed on a teleprompter. No one on Team Biden wants Joe to be Classic Joe within earshot of anyone outside of the Team.
Posted by: GL at September 21, 2023 07:29 PM (5fDan)
----
I have to admit I kinda enjoy the thought of FJB being a hostage to his own minders, not allowed to speak without permission.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2023 07:31 PM (BpYfr)

You just know Joe wants to insult reporters who dare ask him about anything other than how wonderful Bidenomics is. And berate them to show how he is a thousand times smarter than they are. The lawyers and DOCTOR Jill must have threatened no more ice cream and young girls to sniff and pinch if he goes off-script.

Posted by: GL at September 21, 2023 07:37 PM (5fDan)

158 We have Brazilians working here
-------
Waxers??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 07:37 PM (krqg6)

159 You just know Joe wants to insult reporters who dare ask him about anything other than how wonderful Bidenomics is. And berate them to show how he is a thousand times smarter than they are. The lawyers and DOCTOR Jill must have threatened no more ice cream and young girls to sniff and pinch if he goes off-script.
Posted by: GL at September 21, 2023 07:37 PM (5fDan)
----
Yup. Someone, somewhere has told both DOCTOR Jill and FJB to STFU and STFD or FJB and Hunter are both going to jail.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2023 07:39 PM (BpYfr)

160
And let's be honest about Portnoy...he is 100% in favor of free speech if it pays him money.

He's a liberal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2023 07:16 PM

isn't Portnoy primarily a sportsball bro?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2023 07:40 PM (ENBF0)

161 Bought Krugerrands at a discount and sold them at a premium
Bought Pandas at a premium and sold them at a discount
That's the world

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2023 07:58 PM (eRUJd)

162 Trulү when ѕomeone ⅾoesn't қnow afterѡarɗ its
up to other peoplе that they will help, sо
here it ߋccurs.

Posted by: aphrodite at September 21, 2023 07:59 PM (/jNQ/)

163 sock off

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 08:06 PM (krqg6)

164 It's funny how many liberals will make themselves look like idiots to say that Hunter recieving millions, all laughed through dozens of companies, has nothing to do with Joe. But many have problems with Menendez, and know a Dem will fill his spot (i mean Menendez's moron son got elected to congress based on name alone) so they'll say this means he should retire, all so Kareem X Boutros Boutros Mohammed Washington Jr, an activist city council member from Newark, can get the Senate seat he's oh so qualified for.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 21, 2023 08:22 PM (mFE74)

165 Nerve was actually better than I thought it would be going into it.

Emma Roberts was also in The Hunt, which a lot of conservatives really liked. I enjoyed it.

I would like to think that Emma is a closeted righty given what she has been in and what little I have heard of her, but I really don't know.

Posted by: Thatch at September 21, 2023 08:51 PM (ODoYI)

166 I, for one, am so fucking sick and tired of Chuck. Maybe it’s the wadka, but I don’t this so.

Posted by: Sidney at September 21, 2023 09:13 PM (hGlnS)

167 "The outgoing chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen. Mark Milley..."

Don't celebrate too soon.
Here's his replacement:
https://tinyurl.com/bdzcxd8x
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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White Amricans are a conquered people.

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