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Another Hearing, Another Day of Merrick Garland Brazenly Perjuring Himself

Merrick Garland keeps lying, claiming David Weiss had "full authority" to bring any charges he wanted against Hunter Biden. (Spoiler: He didn't want to bring any charges.)

But Weiss had to go begging to prosecutors in other states to bring charges in those jurisdictions -- and they turned him down.

Merrick Garland perjures himself here, claiming that Weiss had "full authority" as he's previously pejuriously claimed, but prosecutors in other states could "refuse to partner with him" on investigating Hunter Biden.

In other words: He did not have "full authority."


When asked if he's spoken to anyone in the FBI about Hunter Biden, Merrick Garland claims "I do not recollect the answer to that question." Rep. Johnson is stunned by this claim, saying: "You're saying you don't remember if you spoke to anyone at the FBI about an investigation into the president's son?!?!"


Merrick Garland refuses to say whether or not he has discussed the Hunter Biden case with David Weiss. He will only say "I promised not to interfere."

Merrick Garland also refuses to say whether donors are "buying Hunter Biden's art" to buy political favor. He also refuses to investigate this. He also refuses to say why Biden, who has gotten rich off Chinese "business donations," cancelled a security program aimed at Chinese espionage.

Thomas Massie accused Merrick Garland of using "mafia tactics" against Elon Musk, seeking to indict him because, supposedly, Musk won't hire foreigners to work on highly sensitive technology projects. In other words, he refuses to hire likely spies for foreign governments.

The real reason for the persecution is that Musk bought the left's famous narrative-making machine, and he occasionally balks at being drafted against his will into Biden's War on Russia.

Breanna Morello
@BreannaMorello

You'll notice a pattern during Attorney General Merrick Garland's testimony today.

Congresswoman Jackson Lee and Garland keep citing an "increase" in threats being made towards the FBI.

You'll notice they won't tell you a single statistic proving these threats have increased.

You know why?

Because they're full of shi*t.


Finally, Jerry Nadler continues pushing the Russian Disinformation Conspiracy Theory that no one knows whether Hunter Biden's laptop belongs to Hunter Biden. (Similarly, the Secret Service can't tell us who brought Hunter Biden's cocaine into the White House.)


Oversight Committee
@GOPoversight

The FBI verified the laptop's authenticity in November 2019 by matching the device number against Hunter Biden's Apple iCloud ID.

The hearings are ongoing and I'll post more later.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:24 PM




Comments

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1 Does this count as a psyop? *looking hopefully*

Posted by: Tin-foil hat kitty at September 20, 2023 12:24 PM (qPw5n)

2 This is the House... nothing will happen to Garland.
Kabuki theater of the absurd continues.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2023 12:24 PM (Y0D6H)

3 Hi Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 12:24 PM (t/2Uw)

4 It's scary to think about what all the lying must be doing to their souls.

It does explain a bit why the lying continues, however.

Posted by: Catherine at September 20, 2023 12:25 PM (ZSsrh)

5 Doan nobody no nuffin up in here.

Posted by: Bert G at September 20, 2023 12:25 PM (VARTN)

6 Oversight Committee
@GOPoversight
The FBI verified the laptop's authenticity in November 2019 by matching the device number against Hunter Biden's Apple iCloud ID.

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That's just a hallmark of Russian misinformation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

7 Lies. Damned lies. Contemptible lies.

Posted by: Lauren Boebert at September 20, 2023 12:26 PM (zZu0s)

8 Maybe they should quit wasting time on Biden and go after Garland....and Mayorkas.

Posted by: BignJames at September 20, 2023 12:26 PM (AwYPR)

9 Hi sharon!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 20, 2023 12:26 PM (KRtlO)

10 6 Oversight Committee
@GOPoversight
The FBI verified the laptop's authenticity in November 2019 by matching the device number against Hunter Biden's Apple iCloud ID.

=========

That's just a hallmark of Russian misinformation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

Apple is a Russian asset?!?!

There are so many liberals whose heads will explode!

Posted by: Lauren Boebert at September 20, 2023 12:26 PM (zZu0s)

11 /off sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:27 PM (zZu0s)

12 Lying to congress is more like an obligatory popular pastime rather than a crime.
After all, congress has no enforcement powers, why not lie your ass off?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2023 12:27 PM (MeG8a)

13 When asked if he's spoke to anyone in the FBI about Hunter Biden, Merrick Garland claims "I do not recollect the answer to that question." Rep. Johnson is stunned by this claim, saying: "You're saying you don't remember if you spoke to anyone at the FBI about an investigation into the president's son?!?!"
+++
LOL. How is there a market for comedy plays and stuff when Washington produces it for free in high volumes?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:27 PM (t0OGg)

14
Your Get Out of Jail Free Card for All Federal Offenses:

"I don't remember nuthin' about nuthin' about that."


You may not even need a lawyer!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2023 12:27 PM (QzZeQ)

15 Just had Rally's for lunch.

Needs salt. Everything needs salt. When did I sign off on the bland tasting timeline?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:28 PM (zZu0s)

16 @BreannaMorello
You'll notice a pattern during Attorney General Merrick Garland's testimony today.

Congresswoman Jackson Lee and Garland keep citing an "increase" in threats being made towards the FBI.

You'll notice they won't tell you a single statistic proving these threats have increased.

You know why?

Because they're full of shi*t.

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One possible answer, yes. Another is that the "threats" are laughable and would make the FBI looks like pussies for bitching about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:28 PM (t0OGg)

17 Man... Nadler... picture of health that guy...

Posted by: Inogame at September 20, 2023 12:28 PM (53oGX)

18 Speak up nadler, all I hear is farting noises.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 20, 2023 12:28 PM (IvmRU)

19 So Impeach him.
This is ridiculous. Every single time an administration lackey comes before a committee all they need do is lie. Nothing ever happens.
Still wishing for SMOD or a space alien invasion. These are the only two things that might change our slide into dystopian madness.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 12:28 PM (t/2Uw)

20 Does this count as a psyop? *looking hopefully*
Posted by: Tin-foil hat kitty at September 20, 2023 12:24 PM (qPw5n)


Is this a trick question? EVERYTHING this administration does is a psyop.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 20, 2023 12:28 PM (AiZBA)

21 Nothing will come of any of this...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 20, 2023 12:29 PM (ZV+pB)

22 Hunter who?

- FBI

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 20, 2023 12:29 PM (mj0Qp)

23 Finally, Jerry Nadler continues pushing the Russian Disinformation Conspiracy Theory that no one knows whether Hunter Biden's laptop belongs to Hunter Biden.
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In fairness to Nadler, his gravitational fields results in distortion as things call into his mass - so it's not unexpected that sometimes things get twisted during their free fall.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)

24 Thomas Massie accused Merrick Garland of using "mafia tactics" against Elon Musk, seeking to indict him because, supposedly, Musk won't hire foreigners to work on highly sensitive technology projects. In other words, he refuses to hire likely spies for foreign governments.

The real reason for the persecution is that Musk bought the left's famous narrative-making machine, and he occasionally balks at being drafted against his will into Biden's War on Russia.

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I very, very much think this is a "power of and" situation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)

25 Speaking of being full of shit..."Finally, Jerry Nadler..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

26 LOL. How is there a market for comedy plays and stuff when Washington produces it for free in high volumes?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:27 PM (t0OGg)

'I do not recollect the answer to that question.' is pretty tortured. Does remind one of an episode of Blackadder.

Except WE are Baldrick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:29 PM (zZu0s)

27 Greg Price @greg_price11
Rep. @RepThomasMassie questions Merrick Garland on Ray Epps: "You indicted him on a misdemeanors and meanwhile you're sending grandmas to prison. You're putting people away for 20 years for merely filming. Some weren't even there but you got the guy on video saying go into the Capitol, he's at the sight of first breach, and it's an indictment on a misdemeanor."

https://tinyurl.com/43h3p759
2:17 minutes

Real Mac Report @RealMacReport
Rep. Thomas Massie: "How many agents or assets of the government were present on January 5th and January 6th? Can you answer that now?"

AG Garland: "I don't know the answer to that question."

Rep. Thomas Massie: "I think you may have just perjured yourself. You indicted Ray Epps on a misdemeanor. Meanwhile you're sending grandmas to prison."

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (krqg6)

28 It's b.s. all the way down.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (Mzdiz)

29 Should have wired Garland's chair to zap him...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (+ni8w)

30 Does he know anything about birfing babies?

Posted by: BignJames at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (AwYPR)

31 Former NFL Player Sergio Brown Resurfaces After Mother’s Death With Rant Implying the FBI Might Have Killed Her

-
At least as credible as Merrick Garland.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (FVME7)

32 'I do not recollect the answer to that question.' is pretty tortured. Does remind one of an episode of Blackadder. ...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:29 PM (zZu0s)
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It is tortured. It isn't even the standard, "I don't recall."

It could read as, "I had a canned answer for this question prepared, but I don't remember what it was supposed to be."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (t0OGg)

33 I would say, too bad the Congressmen asking the questions can't also be under oath and asked questions, but they'd just like and get away with it too, like Merrick.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

34 In other words: He did not have "full authority."

------------


"It all depends upon your definition of 'full' -- and how much of which is shit."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 20, 2023 12:31 PM (grwxt)

35 29 Should have wired Garland's chair to zap him...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (+ni8w)

You are far kinder than I, anna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:31 PM (zZu0s)

36 like = lie.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

37 27 Rep. Thomas Massie: "I think you may have just perjured yourself. You indicted Ray Epps on a misdemeanor. Meanwhile you're sending grandmas to prison."
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (krqg6)

========

The executive branch perjures itself all the time. They do it in front of Congress. They do it in trials. They do it whenever they're supposed to be under oath.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

38
So, we streamed "DREDD" last night.

Dredd's dystopia's starting' to look pretty good compared to the current one we're living in.

At least, there's equality under the law.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2023 12:31 PM (QzZeQ)

39 34 In other words: He did not have "full authority."

------------


"It all depends upon your definition of 'full' -- and how much of which is shit."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 20, 2023 12:31 PM (grwxt)

Mr. Creyosote exploding

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

40 Garland always reminds me of Otto Ohlendorf.

Could be his twin brother. Probably related.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2023 12:32 PM (UkqCM)

41 31 Former NFL Player Sergio Brown Resurfaces After Mother’s Death With Rant Implying the FBI Might Have Killed Her

-
At least as credible as Merrick Garland.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (FVME7)

Does anyone here want to defend the FBI on this?

She might have had info on J6 or something. I can see these assholes capping her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:32 PM (zZu0s)

42 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Rep Massie batted Garland around a bit by pressing him on whether there were any FBI assets in the crowd on 1/6.

Garland incredibly claimed he didn't know the answer to that question.

https://is.gd/6JayB7

There is absolutely no way Garland doesn't know the answer to this question. We have on record that the Proud Boys were stuffed to the gills with FBI assets and informants. The Proud Boys were on site inciting the mob. It is proven fact the FBI had assets in the crowd inciting them.

Massie also presses Garland on grannies and reporters filming on that day getting years in prison while Epps is getting a misdemeanor slap on the wrist.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:32 PM (0N1h0)

44 I'm hungry. You know what I could go for?

National Divorce

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 12:32 PM (BCq6N)

45 4 It's scary to think about what all the lying must be doing to their souls.

It does explain a bit why the lying continues, however.

Posted by: Catherine at September 20, 2023 12:25 PM (ZSsrh)

They don't believe in what they do not have, as they've already sold them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

46 I want to be entertained.

I want to see that cadaverous monkey dance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2023 12:33 PM (+ni8w)

47 So, we streamed "DREDD" last night.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2023 12:31 PM (QzZeQ)

A damned fine movie. Officer Andersen. Mmmmmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:33 PM (zZu0s)

48 ... Rep. Thomas Massie: "I think you may have just perjured yourself. You indicted Ray Epps on a misdemeanor. Meanwhile you're sending grandmas to prison."
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (krqg6)
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LOL. One of the things that annoys me is how people - be it in Congress, or the press, or the commentariat, or whatever venue - pretend that perjury is a thing that matters. Everyone lies to Congress. It is just the expected norm at this point.

Oh so you lied to Congress? Go ahead and collect your gift bag on the way out.

Congress lies to the People and to itself. Everyone lies to Congress. Congress lies about the lies it is told. There is nothing truthful that happens there. Perjury? So what?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:33 PM (t0OGg)

49 Yeah, but man we sure dodged a bullet him being in the minority on the Supreme Court, boy howdy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

50 43 There is absolutely no way Garland doesn't know the answer to this question. We have on record that the Proud Boys were stuffed to the gills with FBI assets and informants. The Proud Boys were on site inciting the mob. It is proven fact the FBI had assets in the crowd inciting them.

Massie also presses Garland on grannies and reporters filming on that day getting years in prison while Epps is getting a misdemeanor slap on the wrist.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:32 PM (0N1h0)

=======

If he says yes, the question becomes "how many?". If he says no, Massie presumably responds with, "Here's evidence that there were."

So, "I don't know" ends the discussion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

51 30 Does he know anything about birfing babies?

Posted by: BignJames at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (AwYPR)

He's not a biologist; he's not sure what a baby is.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

52 27 Rep. Thomas Massie: "I think you may have just perjured yourself. You indicted Ray Epps on a misdemeanor. Meanwhile you're sending grandmas to prison."
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (krqg6)


I have on good authority that the United States Attorney General Merrick Garland is going to prosecute Merrick Garland on perjury charges.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 20, 2023 12:33 PM (AiZBA)

53 Speaking of being full of shit..."Finally, Jerry Nadler..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 12:29 PM (ynpvh)



Nope.

i emptied it all into my Depends two minutes ago.

The smell should be arriving for you any second now.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 20, 2023 12:34 PM (QzZeQ)

54 >>> "I do not recollect the answer to that question." Rep. Johnson is stunned by this claim, saying: "You're saying you don't remember if you spoke to anyone at the FBI about an investigation into the president's son?!?!"

What he is really saying with that tortured response is that he doesn't recall how the powers that be told him to answer. Not recalling the answer isn't the same as not recalling the activity.

Posted by: DJ at September 20, 2023 12:34 PM (uosPt)

55 I haven't been watching the Congressional hearing, but in this excerpted quote, Nadler did not say that "no one knows whether Hunter Biden's laptop belongs to Hunter Biden."

Daily Caller
@DailyCaller
2h
Rep. Jerry Nadler: "House Republicans will use their time...to talk about long-discredited conspiracy theories and Hunter Biden's laptop."

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 12:34 PM (LdYi7)

56 Wonder if saying that MF'er ought to be decorating a lamp post counts as a threat...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 20, 2023 12:34 PM (k6uu5)

57 Rep. Jerry Nadler: "House Republicans will use their time...to talk about long-discredited conspiracy theories and Hunter Biden's laptop."


Nadler managed to conflate "long-discredited conspiracy theories" with "Hunter Biden's laptop", without actually saying the laptop is a conspiracy theory.

These people are evil.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 12:34 PM (I/Qkd)

58 When asked if he's spoke to anyone in the FBI about Hunter Biden, Merrick Garland claims "I do not recollect the answer to that question."

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No no no, piker! The correct phraseology is:

"I have no specific recollection of that. Sheez ... psychopathic assholes these days never learn from the past and have no appreciation for the art of parsing."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 20, 2023 12:34 PM (grwxt)

59 The FBI verified the laptop's authenticity in November 2019 by matching the device number against Hunter Biden's Apple iCloud ID.

this just shows how deep the russian disinformation machine goes. they've even infiltrated apple!!!

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2023 12:34 PM (sGtp+)

60 So, we streamed "DREDD" last night.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2023 12:31 PM (QzZeQ)
++++
A movie that looks great in part because of its very disciplined use of CGI. The tower blocks are superimposed onto very real, very gritty slums. Those real slums were in Johannesburg, IIRC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (t0OGg)

61 37 27 Rep. Thomas Massie: "I think you may have just perjured yourself. You indicted Ray Epps on a misdemeanor. Meanwhile you're sending grandmas to prison."
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (krqg6)

========

The executive branch perjures itself all the time. They do it in front of Congress. They do it in trials. They do it whenever they're supposed to be under oath.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

When they swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, they are swearing to their god down below. So it's copacetic.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

62 I have on good authority that the United States Attorney General Merrick Garland is going to prosecute Merrick Garland on perjury charges.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 20, 2023 12:33 PM (AiZBA)

Suggested nics:
-Sean Hannity
-Doomcock

They are about the same person. Hell, they might BE.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (zZu0s)

63 And y'all are upset about my disgusting behavior?

Posted by: Lauren Boebert at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (KbCG3)

64 Oh so you lied to Congress? Go ahead and collect your gift bag on the way out.

Congress lies to the People and to itself. Everyone lies to Congress. Congress lies about the lies it is told. There is nothing truthful that happens there. Perjury? So what?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:33 PM (t0OGg)

Kinda makes you wonder if Brannon would have been better off with a perjury charge.

Never mind. He's not in Garland's class.

Posted by: Catherine at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (ZSsrh)

65 Garland would pull down his pants, shake his wang, grab his balls, bend over and shit right there on the table in front of everyone and


NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN TO HIM........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

66 I want to be entertained.

I want to see that cadaverous monkey dance.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2023 12:33 PM


The Hemp Fandango has tragically gone out of fashion.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (FVJNG)

67 On another topic:
Did you see the video of Biden making the sign of the cross before speaking with Israeli Prime minister Netanyahu sitting directly across from him?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1704520428813754763

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)

68 Senator McConnell voted to confirm Merrick Garland, and he whipped 18 other members of the conference to join him, saying:

I'm voting to confirm Judge Garland because of his long reputation as a straight-shooter and legal expert. His left-of-center perspective has been within the legal mainstream.

For the country's sake, let's hope our incoming attorney general applies that no-nonsense approach to the serious challenges facing the Department of Justice and our nation.


One team here is playing to win.

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (dWjpk)

69 60 A movie that looks great in part because of its very disciplined use of CGI. The tower blocks are superimposed onto very real, very gritty slums. Those real slums were in Johannesburg, IIRC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (t0OGg)

========

"Johannesburg can't have slums. South Africa has the best constitution in the world."
-Zombie RBG

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

70 You're outta order!!

Greg Price @greg_price11 1h
Rep. McClintock: "Looking at the appointment of Jack Smith. He was deeply involved in the IRS scandal. His malicious prosecution of Gov. McDonnell was unanimously overturned by the Supreme Court... You appointed him to prosecute Joe Biden's chief rival."

Garland: "Those are the kinds of questions judges would rule out of order."

https://tinyurl.com/yck7pfs7
2:56 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 12:36 PM (krqg6)

71 I've heard 5 year olds lie better and bloviate less than Garland

Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2023 12:36 PM (oiNtH)

72 67 On another topic:
Did you see the video of Biden making the sign of the cross before speaking with Israeli Prime minister Netanyahu sitting directly across from him?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1704520428813754763
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)

Which neurons are firing in that shell of a shithead?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:36 PM (zZu0s)

73 Maybe they're nice guys, but the two guys flanking Garland look like mafia hit men.

Which they probably are.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 12:37 PM (BCq6N)

74
Nadler managed to conflate "long-discredited conspiracy theories" with "Hunter Biden's laptop", without actually saying the laptop is a conspiracy theory.

These people are evil.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 12:34 PM (I/Qkd)



The selfies taken by Hunter with prostitutes just magically appeared all over the laptop in question.........HAXOR!!!!!

We're so totally f*cked......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

75 The Democrats are showing us exactly what their game plane is- Republicans are misleading the public, J6, J6, J6 with the non-stop videos, Trump needs to be convicted and women are fleeing to blue states to get their abortions.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2023 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

76 51 30 Does he know anything about birfing babies?

Posted by: BignJames at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (AwYPR)

He's not a biologist; he's not sure what a baby is.


more importantly, he's not trained in the proper medical procedure required to assign gender at birth.

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2023 12:37 PM (sGtp+)

77 The FBI verified the laptop's authenticity in November 2019 by matching the device number against Hunter Biden's Apple iCloud ID.

this just shows how deep the russian disinformation machine goes. they've even infiltrated apple!!!
Posted by: anachronda

Damn that SMERSH is good!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 20, 2023 12:37 PM (FVME7)

78 >>If he says yes, the question becomes "how many?". If he says no, Massie presumably responds with, "Here's evidence that there were."

So, "I don't know" ends the discussion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:33 PM (LvTSG)
____

It shouldn't. Most lawmakers are lawyers, too, but one reason they are lawmakers and not practicing lawyers is because they suck. They don't know how to ask questions. The follow-up to "I don't know" is "Why don't you know? Have you ever been asked that information before? What was your prior response? What efforts have you made to obtain this information? What efforts to you intend to make?"

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 20, 2023 12:37 PM (bNf8H)

79 An increase in threats against the FBI?

I think that's the precursor for preemptive actions by said FBI on their critics. Let's see if the FBI starts to round up Republicans or if they simply go after Internet randos who are critical of the Bureau. *

* They'll go after nameless randos as they're an easier mark.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2023 12:37 PM (Q4IgG)

80 After his bullshit "can't remember" answer he should have been asked if he has been checked for dementia or Alzheimer's and should resign.

Posted by: SamIam at September 20, 2023 12:37 PM (oasF3)

81 Another Day of Merrick Garland Brazenly Perjuring Himself

He could make good money doing that on a webcam.

Posted by: Susanna Gibson at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM (EGPRf)

82
Which neurons are firing in that shell of a shithead?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:36 PM (zZu0s)



I think it's more amusing that he things he's a man of Christ where he should be making the Sign of the Cross.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

83 "Uh, I don't recollect the answer to that question"

He know the real answer but does not remember the pre-approved answer. He should have studied harder.

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM (JojsZ)

84 70 You're outta order!!

Greg Price @greg_price11 1h
Rep. McClintock: "Looking at the appointment of Jack Smith. He was deeply involved in the IRS scandal. His malicious prosecution of Gov. McDonnell was unanimously overturned by the Supreme Court... You appointed him to prosecute Joe Biden's chief rival."

Garland: "Those are the kinds of questions judges would rule out of order."

https://tinyurl.com/yck7pfs7
2:56 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 12:36 PM (krqg6)

Playing to the cameras and for the DU crowd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM (zZu0s)

85 Eric Holder was in contempt of Congress, and the DoJ refused to arrest him. The GOP permitted that to pass unpunished. Issa made a few Ceremonial Harrumphs and Moved On.

After that, this was all just windrow dressing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM (0FoWg)

86 75 The Democrats are showing us exactly what their game plane is- Republicans are misleading the public, J6, J6, J6 with the non-stop videos, Trump needs to be convicted and women are fleeing to blue states to get their abortions.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2023 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

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"Whew...the mail in balloting saved us."

"There were mail in ballots from precincts that requested no mail in ballots."

"Racist."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM (LvTSG)

87 Garland looks like a Suit-Wearing Bad Guy on an episode of Cannon or Barnaby Jones.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM (J2vNu)

88 It depends on what the meaning of 'bring' is.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM (6PPdb)

89 Marxists run by committee so no one gets the blame

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM (qkRCZ)

90 Does he know anything about birfing babies?

Posted by: BignJames at September 20, 2023 12:30 PM (AwYPR)

He's not a biologist; he's not sure what a baby is.

more importantly, he's not trained in the proper medical procedure required to assign gender at birth.
Posted by: anachronda

Two of a kind.

Janet Yellen Can't Answer Why Most Americans Have Negative Opinion of Economy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM (FVME7)

91 I wish Garland would respond to loud mouth Jordan that if he had passed his bar exams, he might understand way more about the process

Garland is not joking. He is going straight after them -oh yes! We will not be intimidated!

If you serve in a DemocratIC administration, there's no avoiding the slander and smear from the hostile white nationalist party.

I hope he can stand up under the pressure but I'm guessing he'll wilt. This is just going to the a GQP grievance fest, nothing more. He is a quiet man and will look weak to the GQP base against the likes of steamroller Gym Jordan anyway. Hardly anyone can stand up to his rabid-squirrel-on-meth barrage.

Darryl Issa is actually coming across as reasonable and respectful and letting AG Garland answer the questions without any interruptions. That being said, he's still an asshole.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 20, 2023 12:39 PM (3GeLx)

92 74 The selfies taken by Hunter with prostitutes just magically appeared all over the laptop in question.........HAXOR!!!!!

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: cheap russian knockoff of dall-e at September 20, 2023 12:39 PM (sGtp+)

93 65 Garland would pull down his pants, shake his wang, grab his balls, bend over and shit right there on the table in front of everyone and


NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN TO HIM........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

The left would applaud
The media would say how brave he was being.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

94 this just shows how deep the russian disinformation machine goes. they've even infiltrated apple!!!
Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2023 12:34 PM (sGtp+)
++++
HA!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)

95 85 Eric Holder was in contempt of Congress, and the DoJ refused to arrest him. The GOP permitted that to pass unpunished. Issa made a few Ceremonial Harrumphs and Moved On.

After that, this was all just windrow dressing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM (0FoWg)

=======

Limiting the FBI's budget would limit the FBI's ability to fight outsiders from getting into government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

96 And y'all are upset about my disgusting behavior?
Posted by: Lauren Boebert at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (KbCG3)



Why yes. Consider us multitaskers, stupid twat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

97 What he is really saying with that tortured response is that he doesn't recall how the powers that be told him to answer. Not recalling the answer isn't the same as not recalling the activity.
Posted by: DJ at September 20, 2023 12:34 PM (uosPt)


Much to generous.

What he is saying is F you I am not going to answer you. I am going to do what I do, including your mother, and you won't do a thing about it.

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2023 12:39 PM (dWjpk)

98 What he is really saying with that tortured response is that he doesn't recall how the powers that be told him to answer. Not recalling the answer isn't the same as not recalling the activity.

Posted by: DJ at September 20, 2023 12:34 PM (uosPt)

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Nailed it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 20, 2023 12:39 PM (grwxt)

99 'I do not recollect the answer to that question.' is pretty tortured. Does remind one of an episode of Blackadder. ...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:29 PM

I think I might have answered that question before, but since I cannot remember what I said, I'm not going to answer it now.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at September 20, 2023 12:39 PM (7zEAH)

100 57 Rep. Jerry Nadler: "House Republicans will use their time...to talk about long-discredited conspiracy theories and Hunter Biden's laptop."


Nadler managed to conflate "long-discredited conspiracy theories" with "Hunter Biden's laptop", without actually saying the laptop is a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 12:34 PM (I/Qkd)

And he should be asked to clarify his meaning.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 12:40 PM (LdYi7)

101

Every little inch of that weasel is corrupt.

It's remarkable.

I can see why the Communists wanted him on the SCOTUS instead of the morons they placed there now.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 20, 2023 12:40 PM (UCNv1)

102 71 I've heard 5 year olds lie better and bloviate less than Garland

Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2023 12:36 PM (oiNtH)

Nu-uh!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

103 87 Garland looks like a Suit-Wearing Bad Guy on an episode of Cannon or Barnaby Jones.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM (J2vNu)

We need Mannix's take on this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:40 PM (zZu0s)

104 ... I hope he can stand up under the pressure but I'm guessing he'll wilt. This is just going to the a GQP grievance fest, nothing more. He is a quiet man and will look weak to the GQP base against the likes of steamroller Gym Jordan anyway. Hardly anyone can stand up to his rabid-squirrel-on-meth barrage. ...
AoS Liaison at September 20, 2023 12:39 PM (3GeLx)
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LOL. Yeah, that Merrick Garland is a real wallflower.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:40 PM (t0OGg)

105 > So, "I don't know" ends the discussion.

I think there's a reasonable response to "I don't know" and that's to refer to the Proud Boys trials. Ask if he's familiar. Ask if he knows they're on the record as FBI assets. Point out that Garland now knows there were FBI assets in the crowd and tell him to stop being a lying fuck.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (0N1h0)

106 Limiting the FBI's budget would limit the FBI's ability to fight outsiders from getting into government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:39 PM (LvTSG)
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I am pretty sure that this is "not who we are" or somesuch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (t0OGg)

107 And y'all are upset about my disgusting behavior?
Posted by: Lauren Boebert at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (KbCG3)

Upset? No. But you must know, fake Lauren Boobert, nobody is going to take you seriously.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (BCq6N)

108 "Johannesburg can't have slums. South Africa has the best constitution in the world."
-Zombie RBG
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

======••=====

Just like Frisco, LA, NYFC, Philly, and every other Big Blue City sh!thole doesn't have ghettoes full of drug addicts and mentally unstable people. Those are not ghettoes, they are Homeless Encampments.

Posted by: rd at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (7TtlU)

109 Merrick Garland has aged a lot in office.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (LdYi7)

110 Did you see the video of Biden making the sign of the cross before speaking with Israeli Prime minister Netanyahu sitting directly across from him?
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Which neurons are firing in that shell of a shithead?
========
The rabbis at shul instructed him to bless himself in the presence of Jewish leaders.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (krqg6)

111 So, we streamed "DREDD" last night.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2023 12:31 PM (QzZeQ)
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A movie that looks great in part because of its very disciplined use of CGI. The tower blocks are superimposed onto very real, very gritty slums. Those real slums were in Johannesburg, IIRC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (t0OGg)


Dredd looked fabulous on the big screen. And had one of the best uses of 3-D I've ever seen in a movie (cuz all the principal photography was 3-D. Stellar sound too.

Buuuuuuuut, I was literally all alone when I watched it on a week night.

The public stayed away in droves. Dread should've been a great 3 movie series, but-

NOPE.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (QzZeQ)

112 So much failure theater in that room. It'd be worth watching if the GOP laid out articles of impeachment and cited evidence for that, and then motioned for a recorded vote for a recommendation to impeach him right there.

Call him a lying POS on camera, demonstrate it for him on camera, and let him know his pink slip is coming. On the camera. Then follow through with it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (YRsIm)

113 "Whew...the mail in balloting saved us."

"There were mail in ballots from precincts that requested no mail in ballots."

"Racist."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM

On a completely unrelated note, I'm sure:

Gov. Josh Shapiro on Tuesday announced that Pennsylvania will become the 24th state to implement automatic voter registration.

In an interview on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, Shapiro said everyone who goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to get a new or renewed driver’s license will be automatically registered to vote, unless the individual chooses to opt out.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (3GeLx)

114 105 > So, "I don't know" ends the discussion.

I think there's a reasonable response to "I don't know" and that's to refer to the Proud Boys trials. Ask if he's familiar. Ask if he knows they're on the record as FBI assets. Point out that Garland now knows there were FBI assets in the crowd and tell him to stop being a lying fuck.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (0N1h0)

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"I'm not familiar with the details of that trial."

He can say "I don't know" all day long.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

115 Merrick Garland has aged a lot in office.
Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (LdYi7)



He's still breathing, so not enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

116 and tell him to stop being a lying fuck.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (0N1h0)

But decorum!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (CIS44)

117 Why are we criticizing this shiteater for doing to Congress what it deserves and what everyone else does? Fuck Congress. Every committee, every single member. Of both parties. If I was summoned to testify, I wouldn't give them the sweat off Pete Bootyjuice's monkeypox balls.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 20, 2023 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

118 105 > So, "I don't know" ends the discussion.

I think there's a reasonable response to "I don't know" and that's to refer to the Proud Boys trials. Ask if he's familiar. Ask if he knows they're on the record as FBI assets. Point out that Garland now knows there were FBI assets in the crowd and tell him to stop being a lying fuck.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (0N1h0)

... or words to that effect.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 12:42 PM (LdYi7)

119 Did you see the video of Biden making the sign of the cross before speaking with Israeli Prime minister Netanyahu sitting directly across from him?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1704520428813754763
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

At least it wasn't a Vulcan live long and prosper sign or a Nazi salute.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 20, 2023 12:42 PM (FVME7)

120 {67} ...
https://twitter.com/i/status/1704520428813754763

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)


Note how low he touches for points 3 and 4. That's an inverted cross.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 20, 2023 12:42 PM (qPw5n)

121 113 On a completely unrelated note, I'm sure:

Gov. Josh Shapiro on Tuesday announced that Pennsylvania will become the 24th state to implement automatic voter registration.

In an interview on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, Shapiro said everyone who goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to get a new or renewed driver’s license will be automatically registered to vote, unless the individual chooses to opt out.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (3GeLx)

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We just need a better candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

122 If only Republicans had some kind of power to not fund Garland’s office or something. oh well.

Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 12:42 PM (50VnI)

123 Darryl Issa is actually coming across as reasonable and respectful and letting AG Garland answer the questions without any interruptions. That being said, he's still an asshole.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 20, 2023 12:39 PM (3GeLx)

Exhibit A in the "Quit bothering with niceties" category.

Posted by: Catherine at September 20, 2023 12:42 PM (ZSsrh)

124 Did you see the video of Biden making the sign of the cross before speaking with Israeli Prime minister Netanyahu sitting directly across from him?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1704520428813754763
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

I am pretty sure the Commie Climate Change Open Borders Pope would approve. Disgusting.

Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2023 12:43 PM (oiNtH)

125 "An increase in threats against the FBI?"


Of course its BS. What sort of idiot would do something like that unless they had a death wish or desire top spend 20 years in prison? Just like supposed threats against Dem politicians that never have a police report. Just a talking point for the MSM to spew without the slightest bit of verification.

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2023 12:43 PM (JojsZ)

126 how many times did robert mueller appearing before a dem controlled house committee in spring 2019 reply to questions by saying 'that was not in my purview'?

how many times when hillary was questioned by the fbi c 2016 did she say she couldn't remember?

referees at the women's roller derby competitions are more honest.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 20, 2023 12:43 PM (B1FKF)

127 See if I was on the committee, I’d be saying something like “get this jackass out of here!”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 20, 2023 12:43 PM (gqneP)

128 1 Does this count as a psyop? *looking hopefully*
Posted by: Tin-foil hat kitty at September 20, 2023 12:24 PM (qPw5n)

Everything is an Op.

EveryONE is an agent. Even your parents were agents.

You are literally the only person on this planet not in on it.

Posted by: XTC at September 20, 2023 12:43 PM (UnA8+)

129 > And y'all are upset about my disgusting behavior?

I'm bothered, but only because she was being annoying at a show. I hate it when people talk. I would be angry if someone started vaping during a show. I would be furious if they pulled the, "Do you know who I am?" act rather than to settle down.

The fact that she let her date touch da boobs in a dark theater doesn't bother me a bit.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:43 PM (0N1h0)

130 Point out that Garland now knows there were FBI assets in the crowd and tell him to stop being a lying fuck.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM

That's not







Who we





are

Posted by: Glitch McConnell at September 20, 2023 12:44 PM (7TtlU)

131 We just need a better candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston



And more outreach to people who will never vote for us.

Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 12:44 PM (50VnI)

132 Given all the lawyers in Congress, you'd think these people could make him talk.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 12:44 PM (LdYi7)

133 109 Merrick Garland has aged a lot in office.
Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (LdYi7)

Beria:
1931
https://tinyurl.com/3kms2zjv

1953
https://tinyurl.com/3nuptv9v

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:44 PM (zZu0s)

134 Massie's question should have been "What is the highest number of people working for the FBI you've heard were at the J6 parade."

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2023 12:44 PM (Y0D6H)

135 Merrick Garland has aged a lot in office.

I'm sure his myriad sins weigh heavily on his soul. He knows Satan is opening up a new wing for him.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 12:44 PM (I/Qkd)

136 Nothing will come of any of this. Everyone knows it. The Gormless Old Prats will do nothing, not even a Strongly Worded Letter.

Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says It's Gonna Get Worse at September 20, 2023 12:44 PM (PWI4f)

137 I realize there's a writer's strike going on, but I'd have thought the GOP would have a better script than the one they're rehashing today. I've seen this before. I know how it ends.

All GOP shows end the same way.

Nothing happens.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2023 12:44 PM (Q4IgG)

138 Garland looks like a Suit-Wearing Bad Guy on an episode of Cannon or Barnaby Jones.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2023 12:38 PM (J2vNu)

Do people really think Merrick "The Elephant Man" Garland actually has power?

My assumption is, he got into the job, on day 1 he was approached by the mafia capos and told to say what they tell him to say, to sign the papers they tell him to sign, and to keep his mouth shut about who runs Justicetown, if he knows what's good for him.

I'm sure the guy has grandchildren. And they know where they live and go to school.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 12:44 PM (BCq6N)

139 131 We just need a better candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston



And more outreach to people who will never vote for us.
Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 12:44 PM (50VnI)

=======

I know, we can subsume our entire agenda to try and win over suburban wine moms who have never once voted Republican in their lives and think that Republicans just hate the gays.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

140 "I'm not familiar with the details of that trial."

He can say "I don't know" all day long.


*sigh*

Yeah, that's true.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:45 PM (0N1h0)

141 The "I don't recall" defense worked for Hillary.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2023 12:46 PM (63Dwl)

142 Just a reminder that Merrick Garland was confirmed by a Republican-majority Senate in a 70-30 vote.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:46 PM (t0OGg)

143 140 "I'm not familiar with the details of that trial."

He can say "I don't know" all day long.

*sigh*

Yeah, that's true.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:45 PM (0N1h0)

========

Hillary did it a decade ago, and she just kept on being a Democrat hero without a single indictment to her name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

144 Garland always looks so shaky I keep expecting him t o clutch his heart and keel over.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 12:46 PM (t/2Uw)

145 The public stayed away in droves. Dread should've been a great 3 movie series, but-

NOPE.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 20, 2023 12:41 PM (QzZeQ)

I remember no marketing.

Y5: 'To be fair'
It was awesome. Very well done. Well acted. Great action.

It is not exactly a date or popcorn movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:46 PM (zZu0s)

146 The "I don't recall" defense worked for Hillary.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2023 12:46 PM (63Dwl)



It's only a matter of time before he declares it doesn't matter at this point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

147 Not that anything will come of it, but is there some official on the books penalty for Merrick lying like this?

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2023 12:46 PM (brAQZ)

148 I know, we can subsume our entire agenda to try and win over suburban wine moms who have never once voted Republican in their lives and think that Republicans just hate the gays.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

Say are you interested in a $300/hr consulting gig for 2024? You have potential, young man.
- GOP

Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 12:47 PM (50VnI)

149 142 Just a reminder that Merrick Garland was confirmed by a Republican-majority Senate in a 70-30 vote.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:46 PM (t0OGg)

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20 years ago it would have been 85-15.

So, baby steps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:47 PM (LvTSG)

150 As long as any trial is an area where 95% of the residents vote Democrat every election, we will have a banana republic.

Only solution I see is getting a Republican President to move every federal agency outside the Capitol and into some deep red area. That will then flip it blue when the .gov jobs arrive.

The idea of getting rid of the FBI is just not politically feasible. Apparently, Trump cant even manage to nominate someone decent to run the FBI, much less "drain it".

Posted by: Blago at September 20, 2023 12:47 PM (iXiZ6)

151 Gormless Old Prats would be an excellent name for a Lawrence Welk cover band.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 12:47 PM (I/Qkd)

152 We are fighting the left by increasing our floral and champagne purchases!

Friend, we are preparing for 5000x match!

Patriot, this is the most important election ever!

Posted by: RNC at September 20, 2023 12:47 PM (TObdq)

153 Off! Farting Gas Giant Sock

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2023 12:47 PM (QzZeQ)

154 > ... or words to that effect.

Call him a man of three letters or something regal like that. It's a template, they can feel free to make it their own.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:47 PM (0N1h0)

155 136 Nothing will come of any of this. Everyone knows it. The Gormless Old Prats will do nothing, not even a Strongly Worded Letter.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says It's Gonna Get Worse at September 20, 2023 12:44 PM (PWI4f)


Main thing is Garland knows this. He has no reason to play along with Congress. It isn't like even if they did a referral for contempt or perjury he'd be brought up on charges, and if he were, that he'd be convicted.

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2023 12:47 PM (dWjpk)

156 >>>https://twitter.com/i/status/1704520428813754763
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (t/2Uw

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Hmmm. Won't load for me.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 20, 2023 12:48 PM (lpEzB)

157 139 I know, we can subsume our entire agenda to try and win over suburban wine moms who have never once voted Republican in their lives and think that Republicans just hate the gays.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

"Think"?

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 12:48 PM (LdYi7)

158 Garland always looks so shaky I keep expecting him t o clutch his heart and keel over.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 12:46 PM (t/2Uw)


It's all an act.

This will be his demeanor 5 minutes after in the debriefing room:

https://is.gd/dxQbxc

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

159 If I can go from being a registered Democrat for ***mumble, mumble*** years-although I was never a wine mom- to voting for Republicans, people can go from voting Democrat to voting Republican, although not being a campaign consultant -so I don't know how much time should be spent on trying to do outreach.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2023 12:48 PM (RSbhh)

160 I'm bothered, but only because she was being annoying at a show. I hate it when people talk. I would be angry if someone started vaping during a show. I would be furious if they pulled the, "Do you know who I am?" act rather than to settle down.

The fact that she let her date touch da boobs in a dark theater doesn't bother me a bit.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:43 PM (0N1h0)

She was taking photo flash selfies with her phone during the performance. Imagine sitting behind her and getting blinded by the flash?

Posted by: Glitch McConnell at September 20, 2023 12:49 PM (TEET1)

161 Take a look at what Garland accomplished for the Dems. Versus Sessions in the same spot as a republican. Says it all. Republicans are part of the uniparty and get to play the part of failure theatre.

Posted by: keena at September 20, 2023 12:49 PM (RiTnx)

162 >>>At least, there's equality under the law.

I am da lauw.

Posted by: Stallone's version of Dredd at September 20, 2023 12:49 PM (KRtlO)

163 The GOP is like the British unarmed cop from Robin Williams’s joke, who says stop or I’ll say stop again.

Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 12:49 PM (50VnI)

164 It looks like the Biden blessing tweet has been deleted unless I'm wrong and someone can put up a new link that will work for me??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 12:50 PM (krqg6)

165 He may be a Ukraine OP toady/shill, but he is not wrong here:

But it’s the followers who are more culpable, the people who sign up to watch these young women sicken and die right in front of them. For a lot of people, there is something thrilling in watching a woman waste away, maybe because it seems like the ultimate expression of female self-denial, a feminine helplessness, a sexless kind of self-published pornography.

Social media quickly went from sharing photos of the kids with grandma to a high-speed vector for the spread of mental illness.

Posted at 12:44 pm by Stephen Green

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:50 PM (zZu0s)

166 Just a reminder that Merrick Garland was confirmed by a Republican-majority Senate in a 70-30 vote.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:46 PM (t0OGg)
***

Would love to hear one of the GOPers say at the end of their time, "Well Mr Garland, I voted for your confirmation, but now I want my vote back."

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2023 12:50 PM (uSHSS)

167 Posted by: Glitch McConnell at September 20, 2023 12:49 PM (TEET1)


Never before a more appropriate hash.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

168 With Mitch and his Faction still there the DJT Faction has no power.

So, this is all theatre.

But I do think if they were given power, the DJT Faction would actually do things.

And that means DJT has to prive that the big donors can't use USDs to defeat his voting coalition.

And, that cheating won't work anymore either.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 20, 2023 12:51 PM (bxez/)

169 Imagine sitting behind her and getting blinded by the flash?
Posted by: Glitch McConnell at September 20, 2023 12:49 PM (TEET1)


Well, the other option in this case was "watching a Beetlejuice musical". Tough call.

Posted by: spindrift at September 20, 2023 12:51 PM (EGPRf)

170 166 Would love to hear one of the GOPers say at the end of their time, "Well Mr Garland, I voted for your confirmation, but now I want my vote back."
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2023 12:50 PM (uSHSS)

=======

Well, it's a House hearing, so all of 'em get to act like they would never have voted for him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

171 160 She was taking photo flash selfies with her phone during the performance. Imagine sitting behind her and getting blinded by the flash light?

fixt, 'cause she was revved up like a deuce

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2023 12:51 PM (sGtp+)

172 > Garland always looks so shaky I keep expecting him t o clutch his heart and keel over.

Wouldn't that be a terrible shame? Tragic even.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:51 PM (0N1h0)

173 163 The GOP is like the British unarmed cop from Robin Williams’s joke, who says stop or I’ll say stop again.
Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 12:49 PM

Or, Demolition Man. "Approach and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice"

Posted by: Movie Moron at September 20, 2023 12:52 PM (3GeLx)

174 Would love to hear one of the GOPers say at the end of their time, "Well Mr Garland, I voted for your confirmation, but now I want my vote back have to commit seppuku."
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2023 12:50 PM (uSHSS)
++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:52 PM (t0OGg)

175 Nothing will come of any of this. Everyone knows it. The Gormless Old Prats will do nothing, not even a Strongly Worded Letter.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says It's Gonna Get Worse at September 20, 2023 12:44 PM (PWI4f)
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We need more men of gorm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 20, 2023 12:52 PM (ScR16)

176
Or, Demolition Man. "Approach and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice"
Posted by: Movie Moron at September 20, 2023 12:52 PM (3GeLx)



"You can take your three stones and shove them up your ass!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

177 But "they'll never vote for us" doesn't seem like a good approach either We've all seen inflation, the invasion by illegal immigrants, the crazy stuff in school. Wine moms have seen these too and I'm on a parents board with some previous Democrat voters too-and they are not happy. They may vote for Kennedy if his campaign actually materializes, but they won't be voting for Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2023 12:52 PM (RSbhh)

178 Well, the other option in this case was "watching a Beetlejuice musical". Tough call.
Posted by: spindrift at September 20, 2023 12:51 PM (EGPRf)

Heh. I did not like the fricking movie to start with.

*ponders musicals that I would like to see less*

Oh, yeah. Freddie Got Fingered: The Musical.

Remember Tom Green?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:53 PM (zZu0s)

179 fixt, 'cause she was revved up like a deuce
Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2023 12:51 PM (sGtp+)

Or wrapped up like a douche.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 12:53 PM (BCq6N)

180 Main thing is Garland knows this. He has no reason to play along with Congress. It isn't like even if they did a referral for contempt or perjury he'd be brought up on charges, and if he were, that he'd be convicted.
Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2023 12:47 PM (

He knows the McConnel/Bush Faction have his back.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 20, 2023 12:53 PM (bxez/)

181 > She was taking photo flash selfies with her phone during the performance. Imagine sitting behind her and getting blinded by the flash?

I hadn't heard about that part. That gets tossed in the annoying audience member bucket too.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:53 PM (0N1h0)

182 She was taking photo flash selfies with her phone during the performance. Imagine sitting behind her and getting blinded by the flash light?

fixt, 'cause she was revved up like a deuce
Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2023 12:51 PM (sGtp+)
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Or, racked up like a douche
Another boner in the night

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 20, 2023 12:53 PM (ScR16)

183 United States Supreme Court Justice Merrick Garland.

Posted by: Bearded Spock at September 20, 2023 12:53 PM (SYTee)

184 174 Would love to hear one of the GOPers say at the end of their time, "Well Mr Garland, I voted for your confirmation, but now I want my vote back have to commit seppuku."
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2023 12:50 PM (uSHSS)
++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 12:52 PM (t0OGg)

Exactly.

"You can keep your Cocktail Parties, you can keep your Honduran Sex Slaves, I'm salvaging what little is left of my dignity."

*SWORD THROUGH THE BELLY, followed by Rand Paul chopping off the head*

Posted by: XTC at September 20, 2023 12:54 PM (UnA8+)

185 There are only a few of a very limited list of options to keep the deep state (in this case: Garland) from consistently lying to the American people.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 20, 2023 12:54 PM (BdMk6)

186 171 160 She was taking photo flash selfies with her phone during the performance. Imagine sitting behind her and getting blinded by the flash light?

fixt, 'cause she was revved up like a deuce
Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2023 12:51 PM (sGtp+)

'Wrapped up like a goose'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop's memory at September 20, 2023 12:54 PM (zZu0s)

187 Interesting bit from the National Review, of all places, in an article on Senator-Pretend Fetterman:

In that New York Times interview in July, Fetterman did not sound like he was enjoying his new life as a senator. He told the paper that he thinks the Senate has “a fixation on a lot of dumb s***. Bad performance art is really what it gets down to.”

Assuming he actually said that...he's not wrong...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at September 20, 2023 12:54 PM (OUMaO)

188 160 I'm bothered, but only because she was being annoying at a show. I hate it when people talk. I would be angry if someone started vaping during a show. I would be furious if they pulled the, "Do you know who I am?" act rather than to settle down.

The fact that she let her date touch da boobs in a dark theater doesn't bother me a bit.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:43 PM (0N1h0)
_________

As I said yesterday, I don't care what consenting adults do in private. Except this wasn't private. I wouldn't even care about a theater boob-grab IF it didn't involve a public personality the media is out to get.

Do we really think it's just a coincidence that mere days after a Democrap is shown to be a literal whore on camera, they nail this idiot Boobert doing this? It was a setup. It's always a setup. And this idiot fell for it. So rather than the focus being on the Democrap whore, it's on this horny-teenager drive-in bullshit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 20, 2023 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

189 They may vote for Kennedy if his campaign actually materializes, but they won't be voting for Biden.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Read some comments on NYT articles. They see Biden as a modern day FDR, Saving the US and the world from calamity. They adore him.

Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 12:54 PM (50VnI)

190 Speaking of lying assholes . . .

Randi Weingarten
@rweingarten
Texas teacher fired for reading Diary of Anne Frank to class-THIS Speaks for itself!!!

-
A Texas middle school teacher has been fired after assigning an unapproved illustrated version of Anne Frank's Diary to her eighth grade reading class. Per a report from KFDM, a spokesperson for Hamshire-Fannett ISD, located south of Beaumont, released a statement confirming the teacher was sent home on Wednesday after reading a passage from Anne Frank's Diary: The Graphic Adaptation in which Frank wrote about male and female genitalia. An investigation into the incident has since ensued.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 20, 2023 12:54 PM (FVME7)

191 Oh, yeah. Freddie Got Fingered: The Musical.

Remember Tom Green?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:53 PM (zZu0s)



You don't find this funny?


https://youtu.be/GgPJSBd18MU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

192 "You can take your three stones and shove them up your ass!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:52 PM

(Uh....weren't they shells? Forget it, he's rolling.)

Posted by: Movie Moron at September 20, 2023 12:54 PM (3GeLx)

193 "When asked if he's spoke to anyone in the FBI about Hunter Biden, Merrick Garland claims 'I do not recollect the answer to that question.'"

See, it's at this point here where Congressional committee leadership needs to say, "You're a GD liar and you're going to our jail for Contempt of Congress. Now!"

This is such an outrageous lie, it can only be concluded that every utterance by this outlaw is a lie.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (aXxgO)

194 > "You can take your three stones and shove them up your ass!!!"

Are you conflating Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and Demolition Man?

Demolition Man had the three seashells.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (0N1h0)

195 It's all an act.

This will be his demeanor 5 minutes after in the debriefing room:

https://is.gd/dxQbxc
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

What will his demeanor be in the defibrillating room?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (HfNu5)

196 I swear, Lauren Boebert looks like Lacey Chabert!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (J2vNu)

197
I know, we can subsume our entire agenda to try and win over suburban wine moms who have never once voted Republican in their lives and think that Republicans just hate the gays.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

——-

Except suburban wine moms are mostly married and mostly (57/43) vote Repub.

I looked at the voting demographics and actually posted them here before. The numbers just don’t add up. The only group that goes heavy to Dems are single women and there are not near enough of them to make a difference.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (gqneP)

198 >>> The Gormless Old Prats will do nothing, not even a Strongly Worded Letter.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says It's Gonna Get Worse at September 20, 2023 12:44 PM (PWI4f)

======

Ah, shucks. *kicks dirt*

Posted by: Chuck Grassley at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (lpEzB)

199 189 Read some comments on NYT articles. They see Biden as a modern day FDR, Saving the US and the world from calamity. They adore him.
Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 12:54 PM (50VnI)

=======

But RFK wants to ban fracking. Biden is beholden to the fracking industry because he won't ban it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

200 156 >>>https://twitter.com/i/status/1704520428813754763
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 12:35 PM (t/2Uw

=====

Hmmm. Won't load for me.

Posted by: Turn 2

Apparently the tweet has been deleted. I'll have to see if it's posted elsewhere.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (t/2Uw)

201 Another roamer in the night?

Some silicone sister
something something something
telling me she's got what it takes.

It's amazing how you can hear the words, but have no fricking idea what they are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:56 PM (zZu0s)

202 "I don't recollect the answer to that question" is something I'd expect to hear from Biden.

Hmmm...maybe he really is in charge.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 12:56 PM (KbCG3)

203 Happening Now-

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

It’s a total free for all in Eagle Pass right now. Mass illegal crossing taking place for over an hour and a half. Almost 2 years to the day we saw 15,000+ Haitians under the bridge in Del Rio, we now have thousands of predominantly Venezuelans gathering under Eagle Pass bridge.

https://tinyurl.com/zhfwuum4

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2023 12:56 PM (NpAcC)

204 A Texas middle school teacher has been fired after assigning an unapproved illustrated version of Anne Frank's Diary to her eighth grade reading class. Per a report from KFDM, a spokesperson for Hamshire-Fannett ISD, located south of Beaumont, released a statement confirming the teacher was sent home on Wednesday after reading a passage from Anne Frank's Diary: The Graphic Adaptation in which Frank wrote about male and female genitalia. An investigation into the incident has since ensued.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 20, 2023 12:54 PM (FVME7)

That's a felony. She should have been arrested. She's a sex criminal.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 20, 2023 12:56 PM (bxez/)

205 TBF to Boebert, it’s hard to predict there’d be infrared cameras recording at a theater. I wouldn’t have thought of it.

As for a setup, the dude in question has seen his bar cancelled by the left over this. So kinda doubt he was in on it.

Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 12:56 PM (50VnI)

206 I still think we should break up Washington DC.

Move the US Senate to North Dakota, the US House of Representatives to TX, and the FBI and DOJ to Hell.

Posted by: rd at September 20, 2023 12:56 PM (W4bqo)

207 197 Except suburban wine moms are mostly married and mostly (57/43) vote Repub.

I looked at the voting demographics and actually posted them here before. The numbers just don’t add up. The only group that goes heavy to Dems are single women and there are not near enough of them to make a difference.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (gqneP)

========

I've always suspected that the suburban women line was an excuse for the GOPe to do what it already wanted to do.

I use it as a meme, not as serious electoral analysis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

208 Except suburban wine moms are mostly married and mostly (57/43) vote Repub.

I looked at the voting demographics and actually posted them here before. The numbers just don’t add up. The only group that goes heavy to Dems are single women and there are not near enough of them to make a difference.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (gqneP)

Why, it's almost like there is massive fraud going on!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:56 PM (zZu0s)

209 Garland, along with many others, is a tool of Big Penguin.

Their perfidious polymorphic perversity never sleeps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2023 12:57 PM (a3Q+t)

210 > Do we really think it's just a coincidence that mere days after a Democrap is shown to be a literal whore on camera, they nail this idiot Boobert doing this? It was a setup. It's always a setup. And this idiot fell for it. So rather than the focus being on the Democrap whore, it's on this horny-teenager drive-in bullshit.

I'm pretty sure Boebert thinks so too. She dumped the guy right after this.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:57 PM (0N1h0)

211
(Uh....weren't they shells? Forget it, he's rolling.)
Posted by: Movie Moron at September 20, 2023 12:54 PM (3GeLx)



Shit.......guilty as charged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

212 *ponders musicals that I would like to see less*

Oh, yeah. Freddie Got Fingered: The Musical.

Remember Tom Green?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:53 PM (zZu0s)

When one knows the story behind FGF, it's one of the greatest trolls in the history of Hollowood.

Green is still out there, doing his thing.

As for musicals, true story: My "first date" with the ex was a stage performance of a Dinsey movie. We were there with her kids, and my son. She sat next to me, and our shoulders and legs bumped into each other. It was electric and magical.

It never would have occurred to me to grab her boobs, or for her to put her hand between my legs. Decent people don't do that. And I know now, my ex isn't a decent person, even she behaved better than this tramp.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 12:57 PM (BCq6N)

213 194 > "You can take your three stones and shove them up your ass!!!"

Are you conflating Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and Demolition Man?

Demolition Man had the three seashells.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (0N1h0)

I think there were 5 Shankara(sp?) stones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 12:57 PM (zZu0s)

214 "You can take your three stones and shove them up your ass!!!"

And you will never hear surf music again.

Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix at September 20, 2023 12:57 PM (SYTee)

215 I use it as a meme, not as serious electoral analysis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:56 PM


I don't get it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2023 12:58 PM (a3Q+t)

216
What will his demeanor be in the defibrillating room?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (HfNu5)



Who was the last prominent Democrat f*ckhole to die and what was their age?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

217 Eh. I kinda don’t mind Venezuelans coming. They’ve seen what communism does. And most likely any nothing to do with it ever again. They should be like Cubans were in the 80s-00s voting wise.

Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 12:58 PM (50VnI)

218 > Garland, along with many others, is a tool of Big Penguin.

LINUX!!

Those bastards.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:58 PM (0N1h0)

219 205 TBF to Boebert, it’s hard to predict there’d be infrared cameras recording at a theater. I wouldn’t have thought of it.

As for a setup, the dude in question has seen his bar cancelled by the left over this. So kinda doubt he was in on it.

Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 12:56 PM (50VnI)
________

I didn't mean setup by the guy. I meant the media was on the lookout for a screw-up like this, and Boobert gave them one. Even if there were no IR cameras, no theater is so dark that you can't see stuff going on. Unforced error.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 20, 2023 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

220
Are you conflating Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and Demolition Man?

Demolition Man had the three seashells.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (0N1h0)



Yeah yeah.....


*dons dunce cap*

*sits in corner*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

221 Only Senate votes on Cabinet nominations and Judgeships including the SC.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 12:59 PM (t/2Uw)

222 215 I use it as a meme, not as serious electoral analysis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:56 PM

I don't get it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2023 12:58 PM (a3Q+t)

=========

Neither do I...

*sobs manfully*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

223 "Congresswoman Jackson Lee and Garland keep citing an 'increase' in threats being made towards the FBI."

No, it's not "threats being made towards the FBI." It's "promises not to help or trust the FBI." And that's totally on the FBI for obliterating its credibility, entrapping those it's tasked to protect, and defending the indefensible due to corruption.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 20, 2023 12:59 PM (aXxgO)

224 217 Eh. I kinda don’t mind Venezuelans coming. They’ve seen what communism does. And most likely any nothing to do with it ever again. They should be like Cubans were in the 80s-00s voting wise.
Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 12:58 PM (50VnI)

=======

A modest bit of voter roll clean up in Miami, and suddenly Miami is voting Republican.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

225 Except suburban wine moms are mostly married and mostly (57/43) vote Repub.

I looked at the voting demographics and actually posted them here before. The numbers just don’t add up. The only group that goes heavy to Dems are single women and there are not near enough of them to make a difference.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (gqneP)

***

THEY'RE ON TO US!! QUICK, SOMEBODY INDICT TRUMP!

Posted by: Your Deep State Betters at September 20, 2023 01:00 PM (ZV+pB)

226 CNN is following some parts of the Congressional hearing. And adding the occasional "fact check."

https://archive.ph/iivKf

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 01:00 PM (LdYi7)

227 I promised the committee to not interfere. Lying fuck kept saying that. But he couldn't remember having a convo about the POTUS' son. Sure. I buy that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:00 PM (GwxCX)

228 Anybody seen our 100 million dollar plane? The Biden Administration....

Posted by: poconohound at September 20, 2023 01:00 PM (9l+tk)

229 > I think there were 5 Shankara(sp?) stones.

Yep.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 01:00 PM (0N1h0)

230 And you will never hear surf music again.
Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix at September 20, 2023 12:57 PM


A clip containing one of the most-paused scenes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh5hTshrMuI

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2023 01:00 PM (a3Q+t)

231 Mike has strong arms...

Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: The Obamas Chef Tafari Campbell’s autopsy conducted by the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner of Massachusetts, Campbell’s cause of death was ruled to be the result of “submersion in a body of water.”

“Submersion refers to cases where only part of the body is in the water, whereas immersion refers to the whole body being under water.”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2023 01:00 PM (TGPs7)

232 You can take your three stones and shove them up your ass!!!"

And you will never hear surf music again.
Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix


If you hold a squirrel 🐿️ up to your ear, you can hear what it's like to be attacked by an angry squirrel.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023 01:00 PM (Cn8Ag)

233 183 United States Supreme Court Justice Merrick Garland.
Posted by: Bearded Spock at September 20, 2023 12:53 PM (SYTee)

Never to be.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 01:01 PM (LdYi7)

234 Except suburban wine moms are mostly married and mostly (57/43) vote Repub.

-

I think the term suburban can mean a lot of things and so the data can say whatever you want.

Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 01:01 PM (50VnI)

235 216 Who was the last prominent Democrat f*ckhole to die and what was their age?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Age 87.

Posted by: XTC at September 20, 2023 01:01 PM (UnA8+)

236 Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Age 87.
Posted by: XTC at September 20, 2023 01:01 PM (UnA8+)

But she was vibrant til the end.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2023 01:02 PM (CIS44)

237 Eye witness account of F35 crash complete with onomatopoeia.

https://tinyurl.com/yvt2tuth

From X.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 20, 2023 01:02 PM (FVME7)

238 Just once, I would like to see one of these questioning Senators say "Merrick Garland, in light of your confessed ignorance of every facet of the Department of Justice's operations, we find that you are incompetent to hold the position of Attorney General."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 20, 2023 01:02 PM (ou9hh)

239 Demolition Man had the three seashells.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM


Total Recall had the three elbows.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2023 01:02 PM (a3Q+t)

240 Regarding the invasion at our Southern border - can Abbott call out the Texas National Guard to defend the border with order to shoot if border is breached after a warning? I don't remember if this was discussed, done and then withdrawn, or what.

Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2023 01:03 PM (oiNtH)

241 > She was taking photo flash selfies with her phone during the performance. Imagine sitting behind her and getting blinded by the flash?

I hadn't heard about that part. That gets tossed in the annoying audience member bucket too.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:53 PM

=======

You should have heard Nick Rekieta on his livestream last night. "She should be Shot!"

Posted by: rd at September 20, 2023 01:03 PM (6OiGd)

242 Quick! Put this man on the Supreme Court!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 20, 2023 01:04 PM (BvW4m)

243 If you hold a squirrel 🐿️ up to your ear, you can hear what it's like to be attacked by an angry squirrel.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023 01:00 PM (Cn8Ag)
----------
This is a masterpiece of recursion.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 20, 2023 01:04 PM (ScR16)

244 Those illegals with leaf blowers blasting for an hour outside our office while I'm trying to work are a threat to Our Democracy. Can't they be arrested?

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2023 01:04 PM (JojsZ)

245
20 years ago it would have been 85-15.

So, baby steps.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The 20 eGOPers will never be defeated by legitimate voting.
Note the delta in those votes were blue-dog dems who are now completely blue.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2023 01:04 PM (Y0D6H)

246 239 Demolition Man had the three seashells.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM

Total Recall had the three elbows.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2023 01:02 PM (a3Q+t)

And five kids to feed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:04 PM (zZu0s)

247 234 Except suburban wine moms are mostly married and mostly (57/43) vote Repub.

-

I think the term suburban can mean a lot of things and so the data can say whatever you want.
Posted by: Montec at September 20, 2023 01:01 PM (50VnI)

I take suburban wine moms to simply mean women I think would be awful to be around for any length of time.

Which is generally 100% dem.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:04 PM (KbCG3)

248 You should have heard Nick Rekieta on his livestream last night. "She should be Shot!"
Posted by: rd


Now do every theater in the hood.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023 01:04 PM (Cn8Ag)

249 Representative Jerry Nadler D-Munchkin Land

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2023 01:05 PM (TGPs7)

250
It’s a total free for all in Eagle Pass right now. Mass illegal crossing taking place for over an hour and a half.

Send them to Louis CK's house.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2023 01:05 PM (63Dwl)

251 I didn't mean setup by the guy. I meant the media was on the lookout for a screw-up like this, and Boobert gave them one. Even if there were no IR cameras, no theater is so dark that you can't see stuff going on. Unforced error.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 20, 2023 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

Yep. I was skeptical of the boob grab narrative until I saw the actual vid. It's not a boob "grab." He was tuning her knobs for several seconds, and she didn't stop him. She giggled, then put her hand between his legs.

If he'd reached for them, and she even playfully pushed his hand away, I'd give her a pass. She didn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:05 PM (BCq6N)

252 See if I was on the committee, I’d be saying something like “get this jackass out of here!”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 20, 2023 12:43 PM (gqneP)

----------

I'd do my angry Al Pacino rant from the climactic final courtroom scene near the end of "And Justice For All:"

"You're OUT OF ORDER! YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! The whole hearing is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat little children, and he'd like to do it again, he told me so! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Jim, you wanna make a deal? I got an insane AG who likes to rape and beat the shit out of children! Whaddya wanna gimme Jim, 30 years in his Gulag?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 20, 2023 01:05 PM (OnrCr)

253 That tranny Ukrainian spokesthing got fired for being too extreme.

https://is.gd/Hxv54i

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 01:06 PM (0N1h0)

254 If you hold a squirrel 🐿️ up to your ear, you can hear what it's like to be attacked by an angry squirrel.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023


***
How to Hold a Squirrel to Your Ear:

First, catch the squirrel. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2023 01:06 PM (J2vNu)

255 232 If you hold a squirrel 🐿️ up to your ear, you can hear what it's like to be attacked by an angry squirrel.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023 01:00 PM (Cn8Ag)

That's very funny!

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 01:06 PM (LdYi7)

256
One imagines: "Well, 'Within certain boundaries' is implicit in my statement'... as it is in all of my statements".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2023 01:06 PM (xsEvm)

257
Is Buffalo Bill now serving in Congress?

I refer you to that ... that ... thing in pink visible on the right hand side of the screen in the first video.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2023 01:06 PM (xG4kz)

258 Mervyn Garligue will not help lower your blood pressure.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

259 It never would have occurred to me to grab her boobs, or for her to put her hand between my legs. Decent people don't do that. And I know now, my ex isn't a decent person, even she behaved better than this tramp. Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 12:57 PM (BCq6N)

Yeah, this. Remember Boebert's ex's "sex crime" was doing it with her when she was underage and her parents reported him. She must be hot to trot.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (7B5FA)

260 This lounging blonde in gray can't really get worked up about lying tyrants telling to lies to other lying tyrants anymore:
https://is.gd/SVxlWl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (t0OGg)

261 {200} Apparently the tweet has been deleted. I'll have to see if it's posted elsewhere.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM (t/2Uw)

https://twitter.com/JamesRosenTV/status/1704537747480813993

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (qPw5n)

262 > This is a masterpiece of recursion.

I'm not seeing recursion here.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (0N1h0)

263 Yep. I was skeptical of the boob grab narrative until I saw the actual vid. It's not a boob "grab." He was tuning her knobs for several seconds, and she didn't stop him. She giggled, then put her hand between his legs.

If he'd reached for them, and she even playfully pushed his hand away, I'd give her a pass. She didn't.
Posted by: BurtTC


Let he who has never grabbed a boob in a darkened theater throw the first stone.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (Cn8Ag)

264 Argh, closing italics.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (qPw5n)

265
Clap him in irons and frog march the obsequious little shit out of the hearing room.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (xG4kz)

266
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Age 87.
Posted by: XTC at September 20, 2023 01:01 PM (UnA8+)



Exactly. Garland ain't going anywhere.

Evil does one thing well: Live a long life inflicting damage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

267 ...thought it was kinda hot,lol, not gonna lie-

Posted by: poconohound at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (9l+tk)

268 It's getting a bit overwhelming.

Economy tanking.
Un impeded illegal immigration.
People being jailed, including 70+ yr olds, for peaceful protesting.
People being demonetized for wrong think on the word of political activists.
Regulations being promulgated which significantly compromise our way of life via Government fiat.

It never ends...

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (t/2Uw)

269 Don't take Mervyn Garlique if you are allergic to Mervyn Garlique.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

270 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2023 01:08 PM (T4tVD)

271 If you hold a chipmunk to your ear, you can hear a hit novelty song.

Posted by: Ross Bagdasarian at September 20, 2023 01:08 PM (EGPRf)

272 Hah! Auto close tags FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023 01:08 PM (Cn8Ag)

273 Is Buffalo Bill now serving in Congress?

I refer you to that ... that ... thing in pink visible on the right hand side of the screen in the first video.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2023 01:06 PM (xG4kz)

I don't think Buffalo Bill Cody would have been caught dead in those shoes.

Might'a shot you for making the suggestion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:08 PM (zZu0s)

274 >>Mike has strong arms...

"Chef Cambell was a strong man - it would take a powerful man to break him..."

Posted by: Boswell at September 20, 2023 01:08 PM (K+UlC)

275 The Afternoon Arterton is gazing into the mirror to see where justice will come from:

https://is.gd/1KvUG6

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

276 DEVELOPING: The Obamas Chef Tafari Campbell’s autopsy conducted by the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner of Massachusetts, Campbell’s cause of death was ruled to be the result of “submersion in a body of water.”

“Submersion refers to cases where only part of the body is in the water, whereas immersion refers to the whole body being under water.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2023 01:00 PM (TGPs7)

In other words, someone was holding his head down.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:08 PM (BCq6N)

277 Yea but Boebert vaped and got her bewbs groped. Focus on the important stuff.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:08 PM (GwxCX)

278 268 It's getting a bit overwhelming.

Economy tanking.
Un impeded illegal immigration.
People being jailed, including 70+ yr olds, for peaceful protesting.
People being demonetized for wrong think on the word of political activists.
Regulations being promulgated which significantly compromise our way of life via Government fiat.

It never ends...
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (t/2Uw)

=========

"But Republicans hate the gays."
-Single women

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

279 He was tuning her knobs for several seconds, and she didn't stop him.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:05 PM


It takes time for me to respond.

Posted by: Rangoon at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (a3Q+t)

280 It never ends...
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (t/2Uw)
.......

Oh, it will end, just not the way we would like.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

281 260 This lounging blonde in gray can't really get worked up about lying tyrants telling to lies to other lying tyrants anymore:
https://is.gd/SVxlWl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (t0OGg)

That the gymnast chick Outkick is always showing? Sidney something or other?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (KbCG3)

282
Let he who has never grabbed a boob in a darkened theater throw the first stone.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (Cn8Ag)



I'm not a representative of the people of The United States.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

283 277 Yea but Boebert vaped and got her bewbs groped. Focus on the important stuff.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:08 PM (GwxCX)

========

The size of her boobs?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

284 Twistin, tittie, twiwstin the night away

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (NtVYv)

285 "In other words, someone was holding his head down."

And got a black eye and an injured hand.

Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (SYTee)

286 260 This lounging blonde in gray can't really get worked up about lying tyrants telling to lies to other lying tyrants anymore:
https://is.gd/SVxlWl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (t0OGg)

Like the stretchy onesie.

Boobs. Check.

The bobs in the hair kind of creep me out, ngl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (zZu0s)

287 In other words, someone was holding his head down.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:08 PM

Hmmm did Barry's chef have a tape of the two together?.....Those Bama's love taping themselves fucking.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (GwxCX)

288 That tranny Ukrainian spokesthing got fired for being too extreme. https://is.gd/Hxv54i Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 01:06 PM (0N1h0)

That's at least a twofer of wokeness.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (7B5FA)

289 In other words, someone was holding his head down.
Posted by: BurtTC


That's let's obola off.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (Cn8Ag)

290 > You should have heard Nick Rekieta on his livestream last night. "She should be Shot!"

I enjoy Nick's analysis, and he has done some great debate videos with weirdos, but the man is a psychopath.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 01:10 PM (0N1h0)

291 If you hold a chipmunk to your ear, you can hear a hit novelty song.
Posted by: Ross Bagdasarian at September 20, 2023


***
"ALVIN!!!"

"Oh-Kay!!!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2023 01:10 PM (J2vNu)

292 279 He was tuning her knobs for several seconds, and she didn't stop him.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:05 PM

It takes time for me to respond.
Posted by: Rangoon at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (a3Q+t)

The reception on those things is not great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:10 PM (zZu0s)

293 That the gymnast chick Outkick is always showing? Sidney something or other?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM


Olivia Dunne?

Posted by: Bert G at September 20, 2023 01:10 PM (VARTN)

294 That the gymnast chick Outkick is always showing? Sidney something or other?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (KbCG3)

Olivia Dunne

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 20, 2023 01:10 PM (NtVYv)

295 This lounging blonde in gray can't really get worked up about lying tyrants telling to lies to other lying tyrants anymore:
https://is.gd/SVxlWl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (t0OGg)
........

I like couch potatoes.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2023 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

296 Sorry I'm late. Was watching a show with Rep. Boebert.

Posted by: Nancy Mace at September 20, 2023 01:11 PM (EGPRf)

297 "To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion."
-- some CS prof

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2023 01:11 PM (a3Q+t)

298 The Afternoon Arterton is gazing into the mirror to see where justice will come from:

Not from her. That's for certain, although the dress is rather interesting and yes, she's a pretty woman although there are certainly better pictures of her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2023 01:11 PM (RSbhh)

299 Death by Blowjob. But not the good kind.

Be rough in the afterlife.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)

300 Wake me up when the GOPe grows a pair and actually impeaches Garland. It's way, way past time for them to have done so but here we are cutting ads for next year

Posted by: Deseret Rebel at September 20, 2023 01:12 PM (CEm0q)

301 That the gymnast chick Outkick is always showing? Sidney something or other?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (KbCG3)
++++
She seems pretty busty for gymnastics, but I dunno.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 01:12 PM (t0OGg)

302 Does anybody have video of Lauren B.'s little adventure?

Of course I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2023 01:12 PM (J2vNu)

303 293 That the gymnast chick Outkick is always showing? Sidney something or other?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM

Olivia Dunne?
Posted by: Bert G at September 20, 2023 01:10 PM (VARTN)

Face does not look quite right. Also, unless sportsbras can fold time and space, there are other considerations.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:13 PM (zZu0s)

304 And got a black eye and an injured hand.
Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (SYTee)

Oh come on! You know it wasn't him doing the holding.

Now, Big Mike.....

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:13 PM (BCq6N)

305 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (t0OGg)
........

Hand to the temple is a cute touch, "Is this photo shoot over YET?!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2023 01:13 PM (RSbhh)

306 MortyRick Garland is kinda sexy if that's the way a person swings ... like Justice Roberts.

Posted by: Marooned at September 20, 2023 01:13 PM (kt8QE)

307 Wake me up when the GOPe grows a pair and actually impeaches Garland. It's way, way past time for them to have done so but here we are cutting ads for next year
Posted by: Deseret Rebel at September 20, 2023 01:12 PM

Yep, theatre. It's obvious that Garlint perjured himself. Do it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:14 PM (GwxCX)

308 {272} Hah! Auto close tags FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023 01:08 PM (Cn8Ag)


Honestly, a relief. I knew I was going to fumble a closing tag at some point.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 20, 2023 01:14 PM (qPw5n)

309 AG MERRICK GARLAND: "Uh, I don't recollect the answer to that question"
-------

Ah. Let's consider that reply...a lawyer's reply. To say that 'I don't recall the answer to that question' is different than saying 'I do not recall'. Why, it's almost as if he has previously studied a scripted response.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2023 01:14 PM (PpiXp)

310 The reception on those things is not great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:10 PM (zZu0s)

It is if you're doing it right.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:14 PM (BCq6N)

311 And if you like Olivia Dunne, check out the softball player from my alma mater Brylie St. Clair (please ignore our shitty football team).

https://is.gd/ttRkeN

Posted by: Bert G at September 20, 2023 01:14 PM (VARTN)

312 Olivia Dunne is banging Pirates #1 puck overall Paul Skenes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2023 01:15 PM (ovV/V)

313 Garland is like every player in this administration; a fraud and a scapegoat...

Posted by: poconohound at September 20, 2023 01:15 PM (9l+tk)

314 > This lounging blonde in gray

Short, fit, muscular young ladies are wonderful.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 01:15 PM (0N1h0)

315 The best part about the Boebert video is that she is dead center of the video. Not a little to the left or right, even a bottom corner......dead fucking center. It's almost as if someone knew where her seat was at and aimed the camera perfectly start to finish.

Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2023 01:15 PM (IlL6s)

316 309 AG MERRICK GARLAND: "Uh, I don't recollect the answer to that question"
-------

Ah. Let's consider that reply...a lawyer's reply. To say that 'I don't recall the answer to that question' is different than saying 'I do not recall'. Why, it's almost as if he has previously studied a scripted response.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2023 01:14 PM (PpiXp)

... and risked being caught in a contradiction by the questioner.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 01:16 PM (LdYi7)

317 300 Wake me up when the GOPe grows a pair and actually impeaches Garland. It's way, way past time for them to have done so but here we are cutting ads for next year
Posted by: Deseret Rebel at September 20, 2023 01:12 PM (CEm0q)

This is my point:

Uncharitable view (probably closer to the truth) they are accommodationist shits doing all of this knowing exactly where this is going.

Charitable view: they are locked into the same viewpoint as many Desantis v Trump people: that we are still in the realm of elections, where the most important thing is to win the next one. Why risk using actual power which might be taken the wrong way by the voters. This is not a life and death struggle against a coup by a bunch of globalist technocrats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

318 I wish I was under Dunne!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 01:16 PM (krqg6)

319 Garland is a lying sack of dog crap. He is disrespectful to all the representatives in the peoples house. We must use our power of the purse to limit the DOJ's budget to only a 20% increase over the previous fiscal year. He needs to learn that he cannot mess with us any longer!

Posted by: House Republican Leadership at September 20, 2023 01:16 PM (K1g7d)

320
Boebert vaped and got her bewbs groped.


She's a member of Congress and, by rights and past experiences, the public expects a higher standard of behavior.

Her apology was pitch perfect for an air-headed teeny-bopper, not an elected official.

Say, "Bye-bye!", Lauren.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2023 01:16 PM (xG4kz)

321 Regarding the invasion at our Southern border - can Abbott call out the Texas National Guard to defend the border with order to shoot if border is breached after a warning? I don't remember if this was discussed, done and then withdrawn, or what.
Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2023 01:03 PM (oiNtH)
*******
This administration would probably arrest Abbott, and if anything happens to the illegals the lawyers would represent them in a lawsuit and then the illegals would become millionaires.
The MSM would also make the illegals victims.
We are so screwed.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2023 01:16 PM (NpAcC)

322 Congresswoman Jackson Lee and Garland keep citing an "increase" in threats being made towards the FBI.
-------

Completely unwarranted criticisms of cargo shorts, Topsiders, and aviator glasses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2023 01:16 PM (PpiXp)

323 The best part about the Boebert video is that she is dead center of the video. Not a little to the left or right, even a bottom corner......dead fucking center. It's almost as if someone knew where her seat was at and aimed the camera perfectly start to finish.

Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2023 01:15 PM (IlL6s)



Why she's f*cking stupid as f*ck for doing it in the first place.

She was there with a liberal f*cktard who set her up.

We lose because we're stupid. Not because we have morals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

324 That tranny Ukrainian spokesthing got fired for being too extreme.

https://is.gd/Hxv54i
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 01:06 PM (0N1h0)
.......

Fired? No. Lindsey Graham just ordered him from UKR Maill order brides.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2023 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

325 Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Age 87.
Posted by: XTC at September 20, 2023 01:01 PM (UnA8+)


Exactly. Garland ain't going anywhere.

Evil does one thing well: Live a long life inflicting damage.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

George Soros

Posted by: rd at September 20, 2023 01:17 PM (VSjQ7)

326 Honestly, a relief. I knew I was going to fumble a closing tag at some point.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


Put just the closing tags in your name line after your nic. That won't show, but they will automatically close a mistake.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023 01:17 PM (Cn8Ag)

327 .......

Fired? No. Lindsey Graham just ordered him from UKR Maill order brides.
Posted by: wth at September 20, 2023 01:17 PM (v0R5T)



It's sad how feasible this actually is.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

328 > She's a member of Congress and, by rights and past experiences, the public expects a higher standard of behavior.

That's weird.

I expect Congresscritters to be the lowest scum of the earth. Lower even than gangbangers.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 01:18 PM (0N1h0)

329 Ken Paxton says there will be a lot more buses heading to NYC.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2023 01:18 PM (NpAcC)

330
Put just the closing tags in your name line after your nic. That won't show, but they will automatically close a mistake.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023 01:17 PM (Cn8Ag)



But it does show the tags on the main page if you're listed in the "Recent Comments" section.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

331 Meh, Garland is a liar in a sea of liars. Garland hardly stands out from the rest of the apparatchiks.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2023 01:18 PM (2YtOq)

332 239 Demolition Man had the three seashells.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM

Total Recall had the three elbows.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2023 01:02 PM

Those aren't elbows, Chief.

Posted by: Quint at September 20, 2023 01:18 PM (JCZqz)

333 > The best part about the Boebert video is that she is dead center of the video. Not a little to the left or right, even a bottom corner......dead fucking center. It's almost as if someone knew where her seat was at and aimed the camera perfectly start to finish.
____________

How many theaters have IR security cameras? Isn't there supposed to be signage telling the patrons that they're subject to being videoed?

IR cameras that zoom, pan and tilt no less. To focus on particular people from a certain angle.

IMO it was a setup.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2023 01:19 PM (Q4IgG)

334 329 Ken Paxton says there will be a lot more buses heading to NYC.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2023 01:18 PM (NpAcC)

=========

Send them to the TX House Speaker's home.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

335 Ken Paxton says there will be a lot more buses heading to NYC.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2023 01:18 PM (NpAcC)



AG Paxton Says Biden Admin Should "Buckle Up" After Witch Hunt Against Him Failed

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

336 =========

Send them to the TX House Speaker's home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)



And the RINOs that supported that hunk of bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

337 239 Demolition Man had the three seashells.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 12:55 PM

Total Recall had the three elbows.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2023 01:02 PM

Here's to swimming with bow-legged three-tittied women.

Posted by: Quint at September 20, 2023 01:20 PM (JCZqz)

338 t's scary to think about what all the lying must be doing to their souls.

It does explain a bit why the lying continues, however.
Posted by: Catherine at September 20, 2023 12:25 PM (ZSsrh)

They don't believe in "souls". THAT'S that answer.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 20, 2023 01:20 PM (Zvtjl)

339 Someone should conduct a study. See how long it statistically takes, on average, for the topic to devolve to bewbs. I'm guessing 150 comments, max.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2023 01:20 PM (OQg8J)

340 If Boebert was ruining other people's enjoyment of the show by being loud, obnoxious, vaping, etc. then fuck her. It's rude and disrespectful of other people. I guess compared to the Alpo dog show of women in Congress she is better than most but still a California/Florida 5.

Posted by: Cheri at September 20, 2023 01:20 PM (oiNtH)

341 he's a member of Congress and, by rights and past experiences, the public expects a higher standard of behavior.

Her apology was pitch perfect for an air-headed teeny-bopper, not an elected official.

Say, "Bye-bye!", Lauren.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2023 01:16

Yea, let's throw her under the bus for that. Brick fucking stupid. SMH at some people.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:20 PM (GwxCX)

342 339 Someone should conduct a study. See how long it statistically takes, on average, for the topic to devolve to bewbs. I'm guessing 150 comments, max.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2023 01:20 PM (OQg8J)

Average? 50, if that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (zZu0s)

343 Terry Gilliam made a dystopian comedy called Brazil in 1985. It is full of absurdly ridiculous got drones. Nailer would fit right in without costume or make up.

Posted by: It's funny because it is true at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (c58hN)

344 @323 Sponge-we lose because we are in a war and are soft as fuck pussies. I'm not looking for a saint to elect or vetting someone to take home to mother to marry. I want savage as fuck people that tell mining asss faggots to go fuck themselves.......fuck you WAR. I don't care if she was getting her pussy fingerblasted or sucking the guys cock. As long as the person is a warrior for the shit I believe in I'm not going to allow my nuts to draw up on me because OMG she got her fucking tits fondled. IDGAF.

Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (IlL6s)

345 She's a member of Congress and, by rights and past experiences, the public expects a higher standard of behavior.

Her apology was pitch perfect for an air-headed teeny-bopper, not an elected official.

Say, "Bye-bye!", Lauren.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Only AFTER every member of Congress has been held to it first. And I'll be generous and only hold it to living congresspeople.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (Cn8Ag)

346 I am pretty sure no one enforces an OT ban on boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (zZu0s)

347 Just saw a funny cartoon of Bitch McConnel. He calls hisself a transrepublican. He's really a Democrat but identifies as a Republican.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (pohLc)

348 they all do.its NY

Posted by: poconohound at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (9l+tk)

349 293 That the gymnast chick Outkick is always showing? Sidney something or other?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM

Olivia Dunne?
Posted by: Bert G at September 20, 2023 01:10 PM (VARTN)

294 That the gymnast chick Outkick is always showing? Sidney something or other?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:09 PM (KbCG3)

Olivia Dunne
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 20, 2023 01:10 PM (NtVYv)

Not Olivia Dunne. The one they always post as her rival.

Sydney Smith.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (KbCG3)

350 Not to worry, if the House flips in 2024 as expected, all these pesky inquisitions will end.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (MeG8a)

351 318 I wish I was under Dunne!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 01:16 PM (krqg6)

; )

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 01:22 PM (LdYi7)

352 >>>Exactly. Garland ain't going anywhere.

Evil does one thing well: Live a long life inflicting damage.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

====

He will be Biden's next scotus nominee.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 20, 2023 01:22 PM (lpEzB)

353 T'is True...

Cernovich
@Cernovich
·
44m
We must win 2024 or we are fucked. They won’t even kinda sorta pretend to care. Will be open executions and FBI agents molesting kids in front of parents. Pure Soviet tactics.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2023 01:22 PM (TGPs7)

354 I expect Congresscritters to be the lowest scum of the earth. Lower even than gangbangers.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 01:18 PM (0N1h0)

Most congresscritters are ordering up hundreds of billions of dollars to send more weapons contractors' product to the war in East Asia. And giving billions more to the Pharmaceutical Industrial Complex, to keep the people sedate and stupid.

This one pretended to be better than that. She's not.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:22 PM (BCq6N)

355 OT: Can I thank Safeway and Giant for providing my full size candy bar stash giveaway for Halloween over the last week. Giant had 45 cent Snickers bars (no idea why clearancing out candy good til 2024) last week and then Safeway had 15 cent giant Airhead sour gummie bars and 22 cent Mamba fruit bites today (both 90% off). So, for about $15, I have my stash prepped for the day (60 full size bars should be good, since I tend to get 40ish kids).

With student loans starting back, and inflation going insane, I expect people to struggle to give to kids this year, so I'm thankful I found deals meaning I could be extra generous without bankrupting myself.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2023 01:22 PM (exHjb)

356 She's a member of Congress and, by rights and past experiences, the public expects a higher standard of behavior.

They used to have a minimum standard of dress, too, but rules change...for the right people.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 20, 2023 01:22 PM (JCZqz)

357 Ken Paxton says there will be a lot more buses heading to NYC.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2023 01:18 PM (NpAcC)
........

Full size bus holds about 50 people. 4000 divided by 50 = 80 buses, and that's just today. We're gonna need bigger buses.
(sorry for the math, it's probably wrong anyway)

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2023 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

358 Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (IlL6s)

Agreed.

'Fuck Pussy' should be a Chyron header for every GOPe on C-Span.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:22 PM (zZu0s)

359 353 T'is True...

Cernovich
@Cernovich
·
44m
We must win 2024 or we are fucked. They won’t even kinda sorta pretend to care. Will be open executions and FBI agents molesting kids in front of parents. Pure Soviet tactics.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2023 01:22 PM (TGPs7)

========

Okay. Anything being done to prevent Detroit from saying there are 1000 ballots in a box with 10? The automatic voter registration in PA that just went into effect, think that's going to help or hinder?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

360 She's a member of Congress and, by rights and past experiences, the public expects a higher standard of behavior.

Next she'll be saying she has a wide stance.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 20, 2023 01:24 PM (7B5FA)

361 Only AFTER every member of Congress has been held to it first. And I'll be generous and only hold it to living congresspeople.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (Cn8Ag)

I don't care if she stays in congress for another 40 years. I really don't. I voted for her twice, and I don't live in her district anymore. I'd probably vote for her again, in a general election, if I did.

Doesn't change the fact she's a stupid tramp.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:24 PM (BCq6N)

362 Uh, I don't recollect the answer to that question.

You know, with the tin foil membership, you get a package of ten memory pills. Garland needs the AoS.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2023 01:24 PM (uSHSS)

363 More dog impersonation.

https://youtu.be/S9G4ZrUEyt4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 20, 2023 01:24 PM (FVME7)

364 vetting someone to take home to mother to marry.

You set up dates for your widowed mother? j/k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2023 01:25 PM (RSbhh)

365 These people are evil.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 12:34 PM (I/Qkd)

They're all lawyers. Goes without saying. Mister Shakespeare had a quote, I believe, concerning lawyers.....

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 20, 2023 01:25 PM (Zvtjl)

366 Full size bus holds about 50 people. 4000 divided by 50 = 80 buses, and that's just today. We're gonna need bigger buses.
(sorry for the math, it's probably wrong anyway)
Posted by: wth at September 20, 2023 01:22 PM

Semi's will work. Good for them, keep shipping them. Good and harder.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:25 PM (GwxCX)

367 Alpo dog show

Makes it's own gravy!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 20, 2023 01:25 PM (IvmRU)

368 As long as the person is a warrior for the shit I believe in I'm not going to allow my nuts to draw up on me because OMG she got her fucking tits fondled. IDGAF.
Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (IlL6s)



Then the other bitch that was making internet porn to fund her campaign should be no big deal, which it was to most here.

Hypocrisy. It's a bitch sometimes.

Until our side understands that the playing field is NOT even, even if Boebert was a WARRIOR and laying waste, her actions would STILL end her career because you're not just NGAF, the media, the libs and the RINOs will end her FOR you and you'll have no say.

Until we ALL figure THAT out, we lose.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

369 Next she'll be saying she has a wide stance.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 20, 2023 01:24 PM (7B5FA)

Not in that dress she was wearing. It would have to come off.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:25 PM (BCq6N)

370 Doesn't change the fact she's a stupid tramp.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:24 PM (BCq6N)

But she's OUR stupid tramp who votes FOR us. Ask Dems - that's a priceless politician.

Now, she stops voting 100% for us - then talk primarying and forcing her out.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2023 01:25 PM (exHjb)

371 Okay. Anything being done to prevent Detroit from saying there are 1000 ballots in a box with 10? The automatic voter registration in PA that just went into effect, think that's going to help or hinder?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

stop being racist and trying to suppress the vote.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2023 01:26 PM (CIS44)

372 In other words: He did not have "full authority."
==
I gave him full authority but it was conditional on him not being able to actually DO anything.

Posted by: Nobody testilies like a former judge at September 20, 2023 01:26 PM (c58hN)

373 He called the Code Red...
Just sayin'

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at September 20, 2023 01:26 PM (dzZCL)

374 AG MERRICK GARLAND: "Uh, I don't recollect the answer to that question"
-------

Ah. Let's consider that reply...a lawyer's reply. To say that 'I don't recall the answer to that question' is different than saying 'I do not recall'. Why, it's almost as if he has previously studied a scripted response.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

--

I get the feeling that some of you might not be aware that an adult woman was felt-up with her consent in a dark theater.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (+MSSo)

375 Her date was going to fuck her senseless later, but he was too late.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (ovV/V)

376 371 Okay. Anything being done to prevent Detroit from saying there are 1000 ballots in a box with 10? The automatic voter registration in PA that just went into effect, think that's going to help or hinder?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

stop being racist and trying to suppress the vote.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2023 01:26 PM (CIS44)

=========

I know.

We just need a better candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

377 Then the other bitch that was making internet porn to fund her campaign should be no big deal, which it was to most here.

Hypocrisy. It's a bitch sometimes.

Until our side understands that the playing field is NOT even, even if Boebert was a WARRIOR and laying waste, her actions would STILL end her career because you're not just NGAF, the media, the libs and the RINOs will end her FOR you and you'll have no say.

Until we ALL figure THAT out, we lose.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

My dude, the dem doing that stuff wasn't an issue for me either.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (KbCG3)

378 With student loans starting back, and inflation going insane, I expect people to struggle to give to kids this year, so I'm thankful I found deals meaning I could be extra generous without bankrupting myself.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2023 01:22 PM (exHjb)
++++
Nice!

Since moving to a real house in a real neighborhood, I actually get trick-or-treaters. My prior place was a basement unit with a side entrance, so nobody even knew there was a house there and I got none.

I love it. It's fun. I go all-out and go with something unusual or exotic for candy. I try to buy stuff most people don't have on a regular basis but that's really good. It has gone well so far. Once last year, one of the kids had prior knowledge of the candy and was extremely excited about it. I like being a bit unexpected and not give out the same stuff everyone else is.

Halloween became a super-fun holiday after I moved.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg)

379 “Submersion refers to cases where only part of the body is in the water, whereas immersion refers to the whole body being under water.”
____

He forgot to lift his head out of the water in order to breathe. So? Not a story.

Did you hear about Bobert yet? We have the film.

Posted by: State Media at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (K1g7d)

380 and Kristy Noem will be Trump's v.p. choice ?

Posted by: poconohound at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (9l+tk)

381 The only group that goes heavy to Dems are single women and there are not near enough of them to make a difference.

I saw someone (I think on YouTube) crunch the data on this and show that single women are the largest bloc that votes. They're dedicated like no other group.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (2ocoG)

382 Semi's will work. Good for them, keep shipping them. Good and harder.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:25 PM (GwxCX)
.......

We need High Speed Rail between El Paso and NY.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

383 Until we ALL figure THAT out, we lose.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Actually, I did not give a shit about the gal in... one of the Carolinas. I was more tickled that SHE seemed to think it was a losing look for her with her constituents.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (zZu0s)

384 I get the feeling that some of you might not be aware that an adult woman was felt-up with her consent in a dark theater.

https://tinyurl.com/um2z5yfr

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 20, 2023 01:28 PM (Bd6X8)

385 Garland even looks like a Stalinist weasel.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 20, 2023 01:28 PM (HfNu5)

386 I know.

We just need a better candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

And if we could just get that perfect candidate the important tranny vote will come over to our side and then we are cooking with gas

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2023 01:28 PM (CIS44)

387 Look at some of the stupid Congresspeople who'll be asking questions at the hearing:

▪Jerrold Nadler, Democratic ranking member
▪Sheila Jackson Lee, Democrat
▪Pramila Jayapal, Democrat
▪Cori Bush, Democrat
▪Ted Lieu, Democrat

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 01:28 PM (LdYi7)

388 My dude, the dem doing that stuff wasn't an issue for me either.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (KbCG3)

It's all based on state politics. VA has always liked "stately" politicians, which is why it's a thing here. Most states don't give a flying F...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2023 01:28 PM (exHjb)

389 "Giant had 45 cent Snickers bars (no idea why clearancing out candy good til 2024)"

Probably because people weren't buying then because candy is super expensive.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 20, 2023 01:28 PM (ou9hh)

390 Greg Price
@greg_price11
Rep. @RepThomasMassie
questions Merrick Garland on Ray Epps: "You indicted him on a misdemeanors and meanwhile you're sending grandmas to prison. You're putting people away for 20 years for merely filming. Some weren't even there but you got the guy on video saying go into the Capitol, he's at the sight of first breach, and it's an indictment on a misdemeanor."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2023 01:28 PM (TGPs7)

391 Sponge-we lose because we are in a war and are soft as fuck pussies. I'm not looking for a saint to elect or vetting someone to take home to mother to marry. I want savage as fuck people that tell mining asss faggots to go fuck themselves.......fuck you WAR. I don't care if she was getting her pussy fingerblasted or sucking the guys cock. As long as the person is a warrior for the shit I believe in I'm not going to allow my nuts to draw up on me because OMG she got her fucking tits fondled. IDGAF.
Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (IlL6s)

Agree. If she fights then she's a keeper.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 20, 2023 01:28 PM (BdMk6)

392 Doesn't change the fact she's a stupid tramp.

She's a single stupid tramp now. I have to think with how boob-addled people here try to act that that has to count for something.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM (2ocoG)

393 I get the feeling that some of you might not be aware that an adult woman was felt-up with her consent in a dark theater.

https://tinyurl.com/um2z5yfr
Posted by: Blanco Basura

--

hahaha

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM (+MSSo)

394 380 and Kristy Noem will be Trump's v.p. choice ?
Posted by: poconohound at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (9l+tk)

========

I remember when Elise Stefanik was going to be the VP choice.

The rumors were true! I was assured!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

395 Nice!

Since moving to a real house in a real neighborhood, I actually get trick-or-treaters. My prior place was a basement unit with a side entrance, so nobody even knew there was a house there and I got none.

I love it. It's fun. I go all-out and go with something unusual or exotic for candy. I try to buy stuff most people don't have on a regular basis but that's really good. It has gone well so far. Once last year, one of the kids had prior knowledge of the candy and was extremely excited about it. I like being a bit unexpected and not give out the same stuff everyone else is.

Halloween became a super-fun holiday after I moved.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg)

Excellent!

Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM (exHjb)

396 Until we ALL figure THAT out, we lose.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, we seem to need to go through that here on this webzine, days of "the left gets away with it, why can't we" talk.

Because that's not how it works.

Listen to your nation's AG, sitting there being grilled by these very same congresscritters. He's telling you everything's fair, when you know it isn't! And he's going to keep doing it, because those people asking him questions can't do anything about it.

So yeah, sure, fine. Have tramps in congress, they look hot, and carry guns. But they're as much a part of the problem as Elephant Man Garland.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM (BCq6N)

397
My dude, the dem doing that stuff wasn't an issue for me either.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (KbCG3)



I'm saying it was for several on here. Not naming names.

I find it pathetic and unworthy of being one that controls my daily existence.

I'm not putting Peter North in office.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

398 All I got on Garland is lying f*ck is going to f*cking lie.

Posted by: desertgardens at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM (l4cAW)

399 > We must win 2024 or we are fucked. They won’t even kinda sorta pretend to care. Will be open executions and FBI agents molesting kids in front of parents. Pure Soviet tactics.

Larry Nassar was actively protected by FBI agents. Rather than investigate him, the agent in charge was trying to use his access to Nassar as a stepping stone to a position with USA Gymnastics.

Nassar molested girls with parents in the room.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM (0N1h0)

400 She's a single stupid tramp now. I have to think with how boob-addled people here try to act that that has to count for something.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM (2ocoG)

Did you say something about boobs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:30 PM (zZu0s)

401 Sponge-we lose because we are in a war and are soft as fuck pussies. I'm not looking for a saint to elect or vetting someone to take home to mother to marry. I want savage as fuck people that tell mining asss faggots to go fuck themselves.......fuck you WAR. I don't care if she was getting her pussy fingerblasted or sucking the guys cock. As long as the person is a warrior for the shit I believe in I'm not going to allow my nuts to draw up on me because OMG she got her fucking tits fondled. IDGAF.
Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2023 01:21 PM (IlL6s)

My biggest point of contention, other than she was being obnoxious and ruining it for people around her, is that she didn't come out swinging in defense of herself.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:30 PM (KbCG3)

402 I'm not putting Peter North in office.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Think of the upholstery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:30 PM (zZu0s)

403 Peter North would make a splash in office.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2023 01:30 PM (ovV/V)

404 Then the other bitch that was making internet porn to fund her campaign should be no big deal, which it was to most here.

Hypocrisy. It's a bitch sometimes.

Until our side understands that the playing field is NOT even, even if Boebert was a WARRIOR and laying waste, her actions would STILL end her career because you're not just NGAF, the media, the libs and the RINOs will end her FOR you and you'll have no say.

Until we ALL figure THAT out, we lose.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:25 PM

I don't care that the dem lady banging on camera for money was running. It shows that she is stupid purposefully doing it on camera. The biggest problem is that she made hereself the victim somehow. Boebert acted like an idiot, but she didn't make herself the victim. And she wasn't putting it on the net for $ and she owned up to it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:31 PM (GwxCX)

405 If she was married when she touched the guys crotch then yeah, that certainly changes the scenario quite a bit.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 20, 2023 01:31 PM (+MSSo)

406 Just saw a funny cartoon of Bitch McConnel. He calls hisself a transrepublican. He's really a Democrat but identifies as a Republican.
_____

Then he IS a Republican, you transphobe!

Posted by: Sen. John Cornyn at September 20, 2023 01:31 PM (K1g7d)

407 I know.

We just need a better candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
===
This is never not funny.

Posted by: Gallows humor at September 20, 2023 01:31 PM (c58hN)

408 My biggest point of contention, other than she was being obnoxious and ruining it for people around her, is that she didn't come out swinging in defense of herself.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:30 PM (KbCG3)

Objection!

It was a Beetlejuice 'play'. It cannot be 'ruined'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2023 01:31 PM (zZu0s)

409 https://tinyurl.com/um2z5yfr
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 20, 2023 01:28 PM (Bd6X
........

lol

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2023 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

410 I'm not putting Peter North in office.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

The Oval Office couldn't contain him.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:31 PM (KbCG3)

411 Peter North is dead, so maybe he's what's inside the Fetterman suit.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2023 01:31 PM (2ocoG)

412 Huh. That's a good point. It's interesting that someone else decided to make with a Boebert video.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 20, 2023 01:32 PM (+MSSo)

413 I'm not putting Peter North in office.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Think of the upholstery.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I once cleaned the magic out of those curtains over there.
-The Ladies Man

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2023 01:32 PM (CIS44)

414 and Kristy Noem will be Trump's v.p. choice ?
Posted by: poconohound at September 20, 2023 01:27 PM (9l+tk)

You mean Corey Lewandowski's girlfriend?

Sure, why not.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:32 PM (BCq6N)

415 It's patently obvious that this scenario highlights the major flaw in our form of government. That's not to say that our is not the best of what the world has to offer. But, should you get a dishonest man heading the highest law enforcement apparatus in the land, there are no checks and balances to re-dress that eventuality. Who holds a perjuring AG responsible? Well, the organization he heads. Can holding back funds to the DOJ conceivably address the problem? No, because that hold back the funds become the target of those from which they are being held from. I hate to say it, but Al Gore had one thing right. "No controlling legal authority."

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2023 01:32 PM (dIske)

416 That poor Resolute Desk.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2023 01:32 PM (ovV/V)

417 TDS drove many insane...

Ann Coulter
@AnnCoulter

Rupert Murdoch's not so bad after all!

On Trump: >

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2023 01:32 PM (TGPs7)

418 How Garland Testifies:

https://youtu.be/6CGyASDjE-U?si=4N9UOjEmnaym8TXe

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

419 And she wasn't putting it on the net for $ and she owned up to it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:31 PM (GwxCX)



Ah, but she lied about the entire fiasco until the videos came out.......She 'owned up to it' after she got caught.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

420 How Garland Testifies:

He testifies like Fetterman dresses?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2023 01:33 PM (2ocoG)

421 415 It's patently obvious that this scenario highlights the major flaw in our form of government. That's not to say that our is not the best of what the world has to offer. But, should you get a dishonest man heading the highest law enforcement apparatus in the land, there are no checks and balances to re-dress that eventuality. Who holds a perjuring AG responsible? Well, the organization he heads. Can holding back funds to the DOJ conceivably address the problem? No, because that hold back the funds become the target of those from which they are being held from. I hate to say it, but Al Gore had one thing right. "No controlling legal authority."
Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2023 01:32 PM (dIske)

The check is that Garland can be impeached and then convicted by the Senate and removed. It will never happen, but that's the check.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2023 01:34 PM (exHjb)

422 So yeah, sure, fine. Have tramps in congress, they look hot, and carry guns. But they're as much a part of the problem as Elephant Man Garland.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM

We cannot spare this man...he surrenders!

Posted by: GOPe at September 20, 2023 01:34 PM (JCZqz)

423 C'mon Ann, you can tell us about the transition. I mean we've all seen your adams apple. It' totes cool these days.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:34 PM (GwxCX)

424 Peter North is dead, so maybe he's what's inside the Fetterman suit.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2023 01:31 PM (2ocoG)



Fake news.

Where's our Minister of Disinfomation?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

425 Joe Mannix - Over the years I have watched six-year olds in cute costumes grow into adults, now with kids of their own. It's almost hard to believe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2023 01:35 PM (E1eJA)

426 Won't somebody testify
Kick a hole right in the sky
Testify Testify
Kick a hole right in the sky


https://youtu.be/wnIp-JN-vd4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2023 01:35 PM (t0OGg)

427 ...and she owned up to it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:31 PM (GwxCX)

After they showed her the video. First thing she did was lie.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:35 PM (BCq6N)

428 So yeah, sure, fine. Have tramps in congress, they look hot, and carry guns. But they're as much a part of the problem as Elephant Man Garland.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM


Really? You're comparing the two? LOLGF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:35 PM (GwxCX)

429 422 So yeah, sure, fine. Have tramps in congress, they look hot, and carry guns. But they're as much a part of the problem as Elephant Man Garland.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM

We cannot spare this man...he surrenders!
Posted by: GOPe at September 20, 2023 01:34 PM (JCZqz)

Trump was a previous tramp we put in the White House. Yes, men and women can be tramps, and he was at her age, too. It wasn't disqualifying for him, and I'm sure not throwing the 1st stones at her while she's 100% on our side.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2023 01:36 PM (exHjb)

430 418 How Garland Testifies:
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

https://youtu.be/6CGyASDjE-U

(The question mark and everything after the question mark can be removed.)

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 01:36 PM (LdYi7)

431 @401 Central Scrutinizer- She should have apologized to her supporters and then turned around and told every member of the leftist media to go fuck themselves. I mean that too, them exact words even if it meant swearing on television.

Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2023 01:37 PM (IlL6s)

432 430 418 How Garland Testifies:
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

https://youtu.be/6CGyASDjE-U

(The question mark and everything after the question mark can be removed.)

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 01:36 PM (LdYi7)

Copy and paste.
Sue me; I'm lazy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2023 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

433 Clearly the proper approach is to say "I don't recall the answer to that question"

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 20, 2023 01:38 PM (+MSSo)

434 for the Merrick Garland hearing:

https://www.c-spanvideo.org

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 01:38 PM (LdYi7)

435 Democrat Deborah Ross from NC implying that Asian hate crimes are all done by White Nationalists.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2023 01:38 PM (NpAcC)

436 Central Scrutinizer- She should have apologized to her supporters and then turned around and told every member of the leftist media to go fuck themselves. I mean that too, them exact words even if it meant swearing on television.
Posted by: JROD

Ah yes but then she would be forced to resign due to her flagrant FCC violation. IS THIS WHO YOU WANT REPRESENTING YOU?!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2023 01:38 PM (CIS44)

437 431 @401 Central Scrutinizer- She should have apologized to her supporters and then turned around and told every member of the leftist media to go fuck themselves. I mean that too, them exact words even if it meant swearing on television.
Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2023 01:37 PM (IlL6s)

I would've settled for her saying that it was wrong of her to be groped by an adult male. Much better if it was some confused elementary school child, like the dems seem to prefer.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2023 01:39 PM (KbCG3)

438 NOOD Atomic Tranny Dogboy

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 20, 2023 01:39 PM (0PtO4)

439 Chris Rufo put out an excellent primer video on the pathologies of the crazy leftists and how it's infecting society.

The Cluster B Society
https://is.gd/ZLYBKZ

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2023 01:39 PM (0N1h0)

440 Democrat Deborah Ross from NC implying that Asian hate crimes are all done by White Nationalists.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2023 01:38 PM (NpAcC)



On the same day a black man has his case declared a mistrial with video evidence of him beating the shit out of an Asian.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2023 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

441 I did not vote for Fetterman; thought he looked like "its a cookbook" last time I saw him-

Posted by: poconohound at September 20, 2023 01:39 PM (9l+tk)

442 Democrat Deborah Ross from NC implying that Asian hate crimes are all done by White Nationalists.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2023 01:38 PM (NpAcC)

SNOPES rates this as "completely true"

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2023 01:39 PM (CIS44)

443 435 Democrat Deborah Ross from NC implying that Asian hate crimes are all done by White Nationalists.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2023 01:38 PM (NpAcC)

========

Older white lady who won her last race by nearly 30 points.

Self-hating Caucasian, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 20, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

444 Really? You're comparing the two? LOLGF.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:35 PM (GwxCX)

Are you not paying attention? How dense do you have to be, just read the damn post you're commenting on.

Garland is part of the game, and so is EVERY Republican in congress.

Swoon over them all you like. They get off on that, more than they do being groped in dark theaters.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:39 PM (BCq6N)

445 Central Scrutinizer- She should have apologized to her supporters and then turned around and told every member of the leftist media to go fuck themselves. I mean that too, them exact words even if it meant swearing on television.
Posted by: JROD

We can't have our side saying the F word! We're better than that! They are leaders after all! We expect better! Who cares if they side with us 100% of the time!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:40 PM (GwxCX)

446 Ah yes but then she would be forced to resign due to her flagrant FCC violation. IS THIS WHO YOU WANT REPRESENTING YOU?!

Yes, because the FCC should be violated.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 20, 2023 01:40 PM (Bd6X8)

447 Fetterman would make a good horror movie killer. The Director wouldn't even need to make him wear a mask.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2023 01:40 PM (Z9zQs)

448 438 NOOD Atomic Tranny Dogboy
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 20, 2023 01:39 PM (0PtO4)

Posted by: m at September 20, 2023 01:41 PM (LdYi7)

449 So yeah, sure, fine. Have tramps in congress, they look hot, and carry guns. But they're as much a part of the problem as Elephant Man Garland.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:29 PM

You just want to date me

Posted by: AOC at September 20, 2023 01:42 PM (NtVYv)

450 Are you not paying attention? How dense do you have to be, just read the damn post you're commenting on.

Garland is part of the game, and so is EVERY Republican in congress.

Swoon over them all you like. They get off on that, more than they do being groped in dark theaters.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2023 01:39 PM

You're right Burt, I am just to dense to understand. I am sure we will find someone that fits all your criteria perfectly. I'm not swooning dipshit. I am a realist.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:42 PM (GwxCX)

451 @32

>>It could read as, "I had a canned answer for this question prepared, but I don't remember what it was supposed to be."

I mean, it's not as tortured as, I did not have sex, with that woman, Monica Lewinsky, but it's close.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2023 01:44 PM (rc3Z7)

452 Does anybody have video of Lauren B.'s little adventure?

Of course I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2023 01:12 PM (J2vNu)

Ooooh, ooooh, pick me! Pick me!! (Screen recorded it for further, uh, research into the horrible habits of congresstitters, er congressCRITTERS)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 20, 2023 01:45 PM (Zvtjl)

453 Lauren let her guard down. She was having some silly fun, and should have been more careful about behavior in public. But it doesn't make her a tramp (unless she was still married at the time), or stupid -- just naive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2023 01:45 PM (J2vNu)

454 The check is that Garland can be impeached and then convicted by the Senate and removed. It will never happen, but that's the check.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2023 01:34 PM (exHjb)

_______________________

That WOULD be the check if the DOJ hadn't directly involved themselves in the election process while simultaneously coordinating their efforts with the intelligence community.

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2023 01:46 PM (dIske)

455 I'm a little lost how a "cute" Congress-critter groping in a theater is worse than Joe Biden accepting bribes. Enlighten me, please?

Posted by: poconohound at September 20, 2023 01:46 PM (9l+tk)

456 Lauren let her guard down. She was having some silly fun, and should have been more careful about behavior in public. But it doesn't make her a tramp (unless she was still married at the time), or stupid -- just naive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2023 01:45 PM

She must be driven from congress! She's just like Garland! That will show them

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:47 PM (GwxCX)

457 She must be driven from congress! She's just like Garland! That will show them
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2023 01:47 PM (GwxCX)

If you play the video back in Slo-Mo or on a loop, you can.......uhh, never mind. **walks away, whistling**

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 20, 2023 01:49 PM (Zvtjl)

458
Yeeesh!

This thread's starting to develop that Fetterman's Lump Week Old Sweat Smell.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2023 01:52 PM (QzZeQ)

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