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From the Bee. Thanks to Archer.

Nancy Pelosi: "I'm more reptilian and cold-blooded." FACT CHECK: True.

Clap for your Essential Government Workers.

Footage shows two TSA agents stealing $600 from a passenger's wallet

Agents Labrrius Williams and Josue Gonzalez have been charged


Surveillance video caught TSA agents at Miami International Airport stealing from passengers as they went through security.

The shocking footage shows Labarrius Williams, 33, and Josue Gonzalez, 20, working together to steal money from passengers' bags at security checkpoint E on June 29.

Video provided by the Miami-Dade County State Attorney's office shows Williams shifting around items in a bin and then walking away while Gonzalez puts his hand on the item.

Gonzalez is then seen gripping something in his hand while removing it from the bin, then immediately dropping something in his pocket before returning to the conveyor belt.

Another clip shows Gonzalez starting to unzip a purse as the bin works its way down the belt.

He starts by opening the larger main pocket, then the smaller front pocket when he pulls out a wallet and drags it to the corner of the bin behind a larger bag.

As the bin moves along, he opens the wallet and fingers through the cash that hangs out of it. While the bin goes down the line, he continually comes back to it.

His hands are in the bin touching the bag up until it must go into the x-ray machine. Then he puts his hands into his pockets and walks back to the end of the line.

French regulators say the iPhone 12 emits more radiation than their regulations allow, and are moving to block the sale of the phone in France.

If you have an iPhone 12, I wouldn't worry too much -- it's only about 30% above the allowed level, and the allowed level is set below the threshold for causing harm.

But I do like the part where they're f*cking with Apple.

French regulators ordered Apple to stop selling the iPhone 12, saying it emits electromagnetic radiation levels that are above European Union standards for exposure. The company disputed the findings and said the device complies with regulations.

The French government agency that manages wireless communications frequencies issued the order after the iPhone 12 recently failed one of two types of tests for electromagnetic waves capable of being absorbed by the body.

It's unclear why the phone, which was released in late 2020, didn't pass the agency's latest round of tests and why it was only that particular model.

France's digital minister said the iPhone 12's radiation levels are still much lower than levels that scientific studies consider could harm users, and the agency itself acknowledges that its tests don't reflect typical phone use.

...

The agency recently tested 141 cellphones and found that when the iPhone 12 is held in a hand or carried in a pocket, its level of electromagnetic energy absorption is 5.74 watts per kilogram, higher than the EU standard of 4 watts per kilogram.

The phone passed a separate test of radiation levels for devices kept in a jacket or in a bag, the agency said.

Radiation limits are set "well below the level at which harm will occur," and therefore a small increase above the threshold "is unlikely to be of any health consequence," said Malcolm Sperrin, director of medical physics at the U.K.'s Royal Berkshire hospital group.

I can remember a time when I was angry when the EU kept attempting to tax and regulate American social media and tech monopolies. Now I say "You get the ankles, I'll get the wrists."

Juicy Smolliet is back in court, arguing that his convictions should be thrown out. He's out of jail while he awaits appeal. If this appeal fails -- which it should -- we'll finally lock this m*****f***** up.

He claims that his convictions should be tossed out because of double jeopardy.

But he was never previously prosecuted for the crimes he's now been convicted of. He agreed to a sham plea deal for those crimes, which a judge threw out as invalid.

But he says the stricken plea deal counts.

We're going to see Hunter Biden attempt this same bullsh*t claim.

His attorneys have argued he is being punished for the same crime twice because he forfeited his $10,000 bond payment and agreed to perform 16 hours of community service when Cook County prosecutors dropped the original charges. A judge later ruled that the deal was invalid and appointed a special prosecutor who filed the new charges leading to Smollett's conviction.

Smollett's team has argued that the trial violated his Fifth Amendment protections against double jeopardy.

CBS 2 Legal Analyst Irv Miller said he thinks Smollett's attorneys have a case.

"There's a legitimate argument here," Miller said. "A legitimate legal argument here, based upon the fact that acts were taken against him that put him in jeopardy. He paid a fine. He continued with his community service, and he didn't violate the terms of the agreement, which is typically required when you try to get rid of the agreement and say 'Hey we're going to start from scratch because you didn't behave yourself.' He did behave himself. He did his community service. He paid the fine, and the system decided, 'Well that wasn't good enough. We want to try him again.'"

So what happens if the court decides Smollett's attorneys have a case and that his Fifth Amendment rights were violated?

"If the appellate court says his Fifth Amendment rights were violated, he's going to walk out period," Miller said. "He's going to walk out the front door with no conviction and they can't try him again."

Smollett has never made a statement accepting guilt in the case, something the state prosecutor pointed out in court on Tuesday.

The ruling is expected to take several weeks.

The same Chicago Teachers Union president who decries school choice as "racist" sends her own son to a private school, of course.

The president of the Chicago Teachers Union (CTU) is facing backlash after it was recently revealed that she had enrolled her eldest child in a private school.

Stacy Davis Gates -- who was elected president of CTU in 2022 and also serves as executive vice president of the Illinois Federation of Teachers -- placed her teenage son in a Catholic high school located in Chicago's South Side, according to a report by NBC Chicago.

The report, which cited multiple sources and Davis Gates' own social media posts as confirmation of the enrollment, did not specify the name of Davis Gates' child or the school he had been enrolled in.

Davis Gates said last year that having her children in public schools helps to "legitimize" her position within the union and that she could not advocate on behalf of public schools if that were not the case, according to NBC Chicago.

Top Biden spokesconspirator John Kirby explained that it won't encourage terrorism to pay Iran off for its hostage taking, because Iran already does lots of terrorism and hostage-taking, and hardly needs the additional encouragement.

Which is why, of course, we must help Iran build a nuclear bomb. These terrorist hostage-takers are our Partners In Peace (TM).

When the FBI stops by to have a Nice Friendly Chat about some people you know with Unapproved, Unlicensed Opinions they'd like you to inform on:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 reading's for nerds!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2023 06:31 PM (IG4Id)

2 Rats!

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 14, 2023 06:35 PM (qZdIZ)

3 ‘Sup!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 14, 2023 06:35 PM (YRsIm)

4 FBI would get a similar reception from me.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 14, 2023 06:35 PM (MeG8a)

5 PS... I want to see Hunter's mug shot when he's arrested.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 14, 2023 06:36 PM (qZdIZ)

6 For the record, Horde, this is why lawyers drink.

https://youtu.be/P6WjVSqY0V4?si=Z4uE2jebnOKBuMEq

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2023 06:37 PM (aQy7p)

7 Mexican alien jokes are already out? That was quick.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2023 06:37 PM (mupln)

8 is it safe?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 14, 2023 06:38 PM (aD39U)

9 That FBI visit is why EVERY Moron & 'Ette needs their starving shark of an attorney, on Speed Dial.

I'd get mine on the squawk, hold it in front of the oh-so-Special Agents, and let my attorney explain to them just how much I have NOTHING to say, till he arrives on the scene.

And they can go wait in their car, till he gets here. They'll not be welcome on my porch, nor to sit on my stairs. And ain't no way I'm inviting them in, to wait.

If they want some water to drink? There's the garden hose, have at it!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 14, 2023 06:39 PM (e6UQI)

10 FBI agents used to at least look somewhat professional.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 14, 2023 06:39 PM (ei7q6)

11 Good evening horde.

Posted by: TRex at September 14, 2023 06:40 PM (lU4x9)

12 Late to the party.

It will be very interesting if Trump manages to get the government / left / media to acknowledge the dangers of the Covid-19 shot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 14, 2023 06:40 PM (7Sday)

13 Kirby sucks

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2023 06:40 PM (63Dwl)

14 5>> I’d like to see John Kirby working the glory hole in the men’s room at the truck stop. Or just wandering homeless and dumpster diving at the truck stop.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 14, 2023 06:40 PM (YRsIm)

15 Juan Valdez is a name sacred in Peruvia -- not Mexico!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 06:41 PM (krqg6)

16 8 is it safe?
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Not if Liberty gives the PDT-RDS thread the "backdoor" access code to this thread!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 06:42 PM (krqg6)

17 The balls on that bee!

Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2023 06:42 PM (krQz2)

18 "He's going to walk out the front door with no conviction and they can't try him again."

That sounds to me to be by far the most likely outcome. This IS ClownWorld, never forget.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at September 14, 2023 06:43 PM (MvF+J)

19 When the FBI stops by to have a Nice Friendly Chat about some people you know with Unapproved, Unlicensed Opinions they'd like you to inform on:

Yeah. I commented on that in the ONT.
1) Ask if there's a warrant or if I'm under arrest
2) If I'm not, say I won't talk to them without a lawyer.
3) Say "Thank you, have a nice day".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 06:43 PM (ynpvh)

20 Oh man I just found this out. There's a new gender. It's called "Ace":

tinyurl.com/YepViaTwitter


Although I guess it's just short for asexual. Who knows maybe there's an acesexuall somewhere out there we'll hear about someday.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2023 06:43 PM (ISEAQ)

21 Wrong thread, Robbie.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 06:43 PM (krqg6)

22 What's bureaucracy for if the bureaucrats can't get a little extra now and again?

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2023 06:44 PM (fwDg9)

23 If they want some water to drink? There's the garden hose, have at it!

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I'm the mean old lady who won't let kids on her yard to drink out of the hose.

Now get off my lawn!

Posted by: Just Lily at September 14, 2023 06:44 PM (RLLZj)

24 21 Wrong thread, Robbie.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 06:43 PM (krqg6)

Willowing is a thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 06:44 PM (ynpvh)

25 Although I guess it's just short for asexual. Who knows maybe there's an acesexuall somewhere out there we'll hear about someday.
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You use a club to get to her heart before she gets that diamond?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 06:45 PM (krqg6)

26 Agents Labrrius Williams and Josue Gonzalez have been charged

The vulva is comprised of the Labrrius major and the Labrrius minor.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 14, 2023 06:45 PM (BRHaw)

27 23 Once a kid tries Monster, he'll never go back to hosewater.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at September 14, 2023 06:46 PM (MvF+J)

28 That FBI visit is why EVERY Moron & 'Ette needs their starving shark of an attorney, on Speed Dial.
___

Because lawyers are ohso affordable.

Sorry Jim, but some of us just can't afford a lawyer.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 14, 2023 06:46 PM (GBCOd)

29 "French regulators say the iPhone 12 emits more radiation than their regulations allow, and are moving to block the sale of the phone in France."


Tim Cook's gonna sic Mutha' Nature on their ass!

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 14, 2023 06:46 PM (Dgo06)

30 Probably coincidental, but we flew to the Cape this summer and I know I had four $100 bills in my wallet. The day after the flight I used one of them, and two days after the flight I realized there were just two left. 48 hours had elapsed since the airport, so I could have somehow lost one of the bills, but it's been nagging at me since July.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 14, 2023 06:46 PM (2cS/G)

31 So the FBI are not only the Stasi but weasels too. What a swarming little prick and the local investigator with looks like he shakes down teenage girls for BJs

Posted by: Beartooth at September 14, 2023 06:47 PM (azYCi)

32 letting iran have the a bomb will make them act more responsibly. all the experts know that. france has the bomb and they never used it, even after germany invaded.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 14, 2023 06:48 PM (B1FKF)

33 FBI agents used to at least look somewhat professional.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 14, 2023 06:39 PM (ei7q6)

If that guy showed up at my door I wouldn't even answer because I would think he was trying to sell me aluminum siding for my house.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 14, 2023 06:48 PM (xPl2J)

34 Wrong open thread?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 14, 2023 06:48 PM (7Sday)

35 Beautiful evening out thar.

Coll with a gentle breeze.

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2023 06:48 PM (T4tVD)

36 If they want some water to drink? There's the garden hose, have at it!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 14, 2023 06:39 PM (e6UQI)
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I would point them at the convenience store just up the street from my house.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2023 06:48 PM (BpYfr)

37 If I could or had to afford a lawyer, I’d want the two guys defending the Texas AG. Man, those guys are just beating the prosecution like rented mules.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 14, 2023 06:49 PM (YRsIm)

38 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2023 06:49 PM (T4tVD)

39 Juicy ruined his lame acting career and spends the rest of his time between court appearances and getting cornholed by drop in houseguests.

So, it’s kinda like prison, except he pays his for own food, lodging and cornholing.

Posted by: 13times at September 14, 2023 06:49 PM (3GhRZ)

40 Is "Lamont" a gender?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 14, 2023 06:49 PM (qPw5n)

41 Sure -- unlock $6-billion for them.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 4h
NEW - Iran maintains its intent to "plot attacks" against "current and former" US officials in retaliation for Soleimani's death — DHS

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 3h
MORE - DHS expects "Iran to remain the primary sponsor of terrorism" among state actors, in a just-released report.

https://tinyurl.com/3az5kvjd
[DHS PDF report link]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 06:50 PM (krqg6)

42 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence. at September 14, 2023 06:50 PM (ScR16)

43 28 That FBI visit is why EVERY Moron & 'Ette needs their starving shark of an attorney, on Speed Dial.
___

Because lawyers are ohso affordable.

Sorry Jim, but some of us just can't afford a lawyer.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 14, 2023 06:46 PM (GBCOd)

And you think I can? Most take credit cards. I've had to use a few in the past.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

44 The world has gone mad.

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2023 06:51 PM (CEX6j)

45 One of the big networks has a show, simply entitled The FBI. My wife loves it. I can't watch it. It is a daily puff piece. I have watched it enough to see that on nearly every show, some breach of constitutional conduct is displayed, whether questioning a person (as above) without an attorney present, or a no knock raid, or some other damn thing. It's statist hogwash.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 14, 2023 06:51 PM (MeG8a)

46 lawyers and credit cards.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

47 I saw that we're not just giving Iran $6 billion, but we're releasing five of their spies, too.

What a bargain!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 14, 2023 06:51 PM (7Sday)

48 Nancy Pelosi: "I'm more reptilian and cold-blooded." FACT CHECK: True.

Hmmm... Second look at aliens from another planet taking over earthlings.

I think I've seen this movie before and it doesn't end well.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 14, 2023 06:51 PM (NpAcC)

49 >>> Alors, il commence.

Tres bien

Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2023 06:52 PM (86W+h)

50 I would beleive the FBI would show up wearing a suit? These guys look like they are going to go golfing. Something not right about those guys. Anyone can print a phoney FBI Card nowadays. They do not pass the smell test......

Posted by: Franklin Styein at September 14, 2023 06:53 PM (LrYuZ)

51 "Juicy ruined his lame acting career"

Lying and perversion were never a barrier to an acting career, provided the actor has talent.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at September 14, 2023 06:53 PM (MvF+J)

52 If this appeal fails -- which it should -- we'll finally lock this m*****f***** up.
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That m*****f***** is NOT real!

Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2023 06:53 PM (krQz2)

53 lawyers and credit cards.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 06:51 PM (ynpvh)
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Just what the government wants -- more Americans in debt, so that they must rely on Government to save them.

When they have done nothing wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2023 06:54 PM (BpYfr)

54 ..Because lawyers are ohso affordable.

Sorry Jim, but some of us just can't afford a lawyer.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 14, 2023 06:46 PM (GBCOd)


When faced with Go Into Debt or Go Into Jail, I'll take the debt.

That said, I've got a good friend as my attorney. Annual Retainer, $100. Being as against tyranny as any of us, he'd represent for a case of 9mm or such.

Hell, he'd probably work my appeals all the way up to SCOTUS to get my Ruger Hawkeye African 6.5x55. lol


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 14, 2023 06:54 PM (e6UQI)

55 I've had to use a few in the past.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) 

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As have I

Posted by: 496 at September 14, 2023 06:54 PM (psDZJ)

56 Wrong open thread?
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I thought it a comment meant for the previous PDT-RDS argument thread.

I see you didn't comment on that thread, so I fully apologize for wrongly believing you were continuing it here. Sorry.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 06:54 PM (krqg6)

57 lawyers and credit cards.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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So far, I've had no need for either.

God willing, it will stay that way.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 14, 2023 06:54 PM (GBCOd)

58 No, not a thing disturbing at all about that friendly visit from the FBI......

That agent all but admitted they're intentionally targeting conservatives.

I sort of wonder if the local sheriff was there to make sure the FBI didn't do anything stupid.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at September 14, 2023 06:54 PM (2YtOq)

59 Yeah, the FIB does NOT want to get into politics!

Sure...

Then why can't you stay the hell out?!

Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2023 06:54 PM (krQz2)

60 43 28 That FBI visit is why EVERY Moron & 'Ette needs their starving shark of an attorney, on Speed Dial.
___

Because lawyers are ohso affordable.

Sorry Jim, but some of us just can't afford a lawyer.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 14, 2023 06:46 PM (GBCOd)

And you think I can? Most take credit cards. I've had to use a few in the past.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

I went to a deposition once without a lawyer. For some reason, their client sicced them on ME! I was accused of all sorts of things (I did not do). Then after the depo, those lawyers issued a subpoena for all my computers, drives, and files. At that point, I had a lawyer and put a quash to their fishing expedition. Yes, it cost a few hundred, but was well worth it. I didn't she a tear when I hear one of those lawyers had died of cancer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

61 I would beleive the FBI would show up wearing a suit? These guys look like they are going to go golfing. Something not right about those guys. Anyone can print a phoney FBI Card nowadays. They do not pass the smell test......
Posted by: Franklin Styein at September 14, 2023 06:53 PM (LrYuZ)
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The one guy wearing a shirt from the Sheriff's department looked semi-legit. But it's clear the main one doing the talking is going on a fishing expedition for something or other. Probably not legit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2023 06:55 PM (BpYfr)

62 That is one weird FBI dealio there.

If I knew someone that I was worried about for whatever, some kind of school shooting nut let's say,

I already would've reported it. Long ago, when it first came to my attention.

I wouldn't be waiting for the FBI to knock on my door.

The wide open questioning seems more like an effort at intimidation, esp when they say things like "you're publicly known".

I don't know the John Q public guy in the video, maybe he's got issues, who knows, but that is a very weird way of going about getting info.

Strange.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 14, 2023 06:55 PM (QzZeQ)

63
*adjusts tie*

I'm back.

There is no clock more accurate than the one that tells Delilah and her daughters that it's dinnertime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2023 06:56 PM (MoZTd)

64 Those Peruvian alien carcasses are actually rejects from Giacometti's sculpture workshop. If they're signed, they might be worth something to some sucker somewhere.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at September 14, 2023 06:56 PM (MvF+J)

65
lawyers and credit cards.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Rge shit has hit the fan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2023 06:56 PM (63Dwl)

66 53 lawyers and credit cards.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 06:51 PM (ynpvh)
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Just what the government wants -- more Americans in debt, so that they must rely on Government to save them.

When they have done nothing wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2023 06:54 PM (BpYfr)

The flip side is being railroaded. I consider it "insurance".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 06:56 PM (ynpvh)

67 Juan Valdez is a name sacred in Peruvia -- not Mexico!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 06:41 PM


My gravitas is amongst Morons.

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at September 14, 2023 06:56 PM (a3Q+t)

68 The wide open questioning seems more like an effort at intimidation, esp when they say things like "you're publicly known".

I don't know the John Q public guy in the video, maybe he's got issues, who knows, but that is a very weird way of going about getting info.

Strange.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 14, 2023 06:55 PM (QzZeQ)

Yes, the implication is that he's being monitored, without actually saying it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

69 That is one weird FBI dealio there.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 14, 2023 06:55 PM (QzZeQ)
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You can't just assume gender!

Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2023 06:58 PM (krQz2)

70 Almost everyone is "publicly known".
You know who isn't? 7million illegal invaders coming over the border with not so much as a passing glance. Thousands with face tattoos. Maybe it's just me, but that seems dangerous...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 14, 2023 06:59 PM (MeG8a)

71 *adjusts tie*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2023 06:56 PM


Given you'll soon be steppin' out in The Café, that's a hand-tied bow tie, correct?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2023 06:59 PM (a3Q+t)

72 That agent all but admitted they're intentionally targeting conservatives

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It came across as a "watch what you say because we're watching you, comrade" visit to me.

You've done nothing wrong, but...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 14, 2023 06:59 PM (7Sday)

73 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
An explosion inside a shipping container at the world’s largest railyard prompted evacuations in western Nebraska Thursday because of the toxic smoke generated when one of the chemicals aboard caught fire

https://tinyurl.com/yckve7ps
19 seconds; no violence

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 06:59 PM (krqg6)

74 >>>Which is why, of course, we must help Iran build a nuclear bomb. These terrorist hostage-takers are our Partners In Peace (TM).
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Take solace that Israel has said - Iran will never get the bomb -.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2023 06:59 PM (OxHMd)

75 74 >>>Which is why, of course, we must help Iran build a nuclear bomb. These terrorist hostage-takers are our Partners In Peace (TM).
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Take solace that Israel has said - Iran will never get the bomb -.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2023 06:59 PM (OxHMd)

Problem is the US is sabotaging Israel on this.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:01 PM (ynpvh)

76 The FBI vid bothers me. This is Stasi/gestapo shit in true form. I'm now sure I'm on their list just by commenting here.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 14, 2023 07:01 PM (BdMk6)

77 76 The FBI vid bothers me. This is Stasi/gestapo shit in true form. I'm now sure I'm on their list just by commenting here.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 14, 2023 07:01 PM (BdMk6)

The only ones here NOT on a list are probably the Glowies and Trolls.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:02 PM (ynpvh)

78 I'd rather talk to a Jehovah's Witness than the FBI. The Mormon kids will help you clean your yard if you'll talk to them.

Posted by: huerfano at September 14, 2023 07:02 PM (7zEAH)

79 Israel has said - Iran will never get the bomb -.
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One reason they get greebacks.
Ramaswamy should learn this.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2023 07:02 PM (OxHMd)

80
Given you'll soon be steppin' out in The Café, that's a hand-tied bow tie, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

_________

Bow ties only look good on puppies, 7-year-old boys and hot women.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2023 07:03 PM (MoZTd)

81 If the FBI has time for that kind of nonsense interview then they have way too many agents. But we knew that.

As for the "you may have heard something that made the hair on the back of your neck stand up" okay, and, Mr FBI agent, how many known wolves have been reported since, and including the 9/11 hijackers? And what, exactly, has reporting those people to the FBI accomplished?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at September 14, 2023 07:03 PM (2YtOq)

82 I wonder if all that FIB shit is about the damn Capitol!

"Hey, we haven't thrown quite enough people into the DC gulags, can you tell us anybody you know who might have been planning to attend the January 6th rally--even if they had to cancel?"

Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2023 07:04 PM (krQz2)

83 Yes, the implication is that he's being monitored, without actually saying it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 06:58 PM (ynpvh)
--
At one point they straight up say the guy recording the "FBI" is a known associate of other groups...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2023 07:04 PM (BpYfr)

84 78 I'd rather talk to a Jehovah's Witness than the FBI. The Mormon kids will help you clean your yard if you'll talk to them.

Posted by: huerfano at September 14, 2023 07:02 PM (7zEAH)

FIB will help clean out the valuables from your safety deposit box at a local bank.

https://is.gd/M4RlSK

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:04 PM (ynpvh)

85 83 Yes, the implication is that he's being monitored, without actually saying it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 06:58 PM (ynpvh)
--
At one point they straight up say the guy recording the "FBI" is a known associate of other groups...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2023 07:04 PM (BpYfr)

Yup. Pointed that out last night too. Nothing says "We are WATCHING you" like a statement like that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

86 82 I wonder if all that FIB shit is about the damn Capitol!

"Hey, we haven't thrown quite enough people into the DC gulags, can you tell us anybody you know who might have been planning to attend the January 6th rally--even if they had to cancel?"

Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2023 07:04 PM (krQz2)

They want a list of who to pre-emptively arrest for the next false flag.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

87 that's a hand-tied bow tie, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2023 06:59 PM

Is there another way?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2023 07:07 PM (aQy7p)

88 87 that's a hand-tied bow tie, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2023 06:59 PM

Is there another way?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2023 07:07 PM (aQy7p)

Clip-on?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

89 that's a hand-tied bow tie, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2023 06:59 PM

Is there another way?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2023 07:07 PM (aQy7p)

Clip-on?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:08 PM

*raises eyebrow*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2023 07:09 PM (aQy7p)

90 Clip-on ties won't pass muster at Delta House.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at September 14, 2023 07:10 PM (MvF+J)

91 On my first day as President I'd get the chief of staff on the horn and ask to see the military's plan to destroy Iran's ability to export oil, land or sea, preferably in two days.

"You don't have one? We've only been at war with them since 1979..."

Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2023 07:11 PM (8erNz)

92 Really, if we can't hang 'em, can we at least have public canings of the traitorous politicians?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

93 Seattle Sheriff: "My advice to citizens is just to let the criminals do whatever the heck they want to you."

https://is.gd/Bpa4k1

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2023 07:13 PM (9yUzE)

94 Mexican alien jokes are already out? That was quick.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2023 06:37 PM (mupln)
.......

Aliens: "Llevame hasta tu lider."

U.S. citizen: "It's after 4:00pm. Try again manana."

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2023 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

95 On my first day as President I'd demand to be shown the UFOs and alien bodies. If it turns out they've got bupkis, I would kick so much ass.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at September 14, 2023 07:14 PM (MvF+J)

96 93 Seattle Sheriff: "My advice to citizens is just to let the criminals do whatever the heck they want to you."

https://is.gd/Bpa4k1

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2023 07:13 PM (9yUzE)

"Psst. The Sheriff's house is over THERE. He's not home, but there are lots of guns and cash and jewelry in there."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:14 PM (ynpvh)

97 How many Mexican aliens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question, they don't have thumbs!

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2023 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

98 95 On my first day as President I'd demand to be shown the UFOs and alien bodies. If it turns out they've got bupkis, I would kick so much ass.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at September 14, 2023 07:14 PM (MvF+J)

You'd have to wonder how much was a CIA op against you.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:15 PM (ynpvh)

99 That Chicago lady gave an answer that was 100% urban gibberish

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 14, 2023 07:16 PM (/7iym)

100 Here when they say, "The WHITE HOUSE defends" sending Iran $6B we know it wasn't Biden personally defending the act. But, despite Trump going down to a damn near full blown coup-coup including people in his own staff, when that "White House" did something it was Trump personally that did it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 14, 2023 07:16 PM (ga8qR)

101 On my first day as President I'd demand to be shown the UFOs and alien bodies. If it turns out they've got bupkis, I would kick so much ass.
Posted by: gp Back From Chicago


You'd need some solid Praetorian backing, but plan a trip to SF, make an emergency landing at A.51, tell them to open up. it's probably a wasteland of WWII/Korea junk 7 levels down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2023 07:16 PM (IG4Id)

102 101 On my first day as President I'd demand to be shown the UFOs and alien bodies. If it turns out they've got bupkis, I would kick so much ass.
Posted by: gp Back From Chicago

You'd need some solid Praetorian backing, but plan a trip to SF, make an emergency landing at A.51, tell them to open up. it's probably a wasteland of WWII/Korea junk 7 levels down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2023 07:16 PM (IG4Id)

and below that?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

103 Why did the Mexican alien cross the road?

To avoid the quinceañera where he would likely be mistaken for a pinata.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2023 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

104 I've been watching Reno 911 recently and there are some genuine laugh-out-loud moments...

The FBI makes the "Reno Sheriff's Department" look like consummate professionals.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2023 07:19 PM (BpYfr)

105 103 Why did the Mexican alien cross the road?

To avoid the quinceañera where he would likely be mistaken for a pinata.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2023 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

Birthday party was also acceptable.
Those can be brutal; one kid still swinging the bat/stick while the other kids rush in to grab as much candy as possible.
Fortunately, never seen a kid hurt...yet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

106 and below that?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Ghey demonic sex dungeons, Duh~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2023 07:21 PM (IG4Id)

107 and below that?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:18 PM (ynpvh)



It's turtles, all the way down.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 14, 2023 07:21 PM (aD39U)

108 Birthday party was also acceptable.
Those can be brutal; one kid still swinging the bat/stick while the other kids rush in to grab as much candy as possible.
Fortunately, never seen a kid hurt...yet.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:19 PM (ynpvh)
.......

No Mexican aliens were hurt in the filming of this cumpleanos.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2023 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

109 ñ
164
ñ
Mañana, piñata.
Gotta watch out for the word ano and año; one means anus, the other means year.
"Cuantos anos tiene usted?"
"Uno"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

110 The FBI visit video;

Jackson? As in Jackson, MS?

As for lawyer on speed dial. SMH is right. Not everybody can have a lawyer on speed dial.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 14, 2023 07:24 PM (wBh67)

111 MOAR Juicy!

Posted by: Marooned at September 14, 2023 07:24 PM (kt8QE)

112 I don't know the John Q public guy in the video, maybe he's got issues, who knows, but that is a very weird way of going about getting info.

Strange.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 14, 2023 06:55 PM (QzZeQ)

Yes, the implication is that he's being monitored, without actually saying it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

"Oh yeah, FBI Guy. What kind of pron do I like?"

Then you will know...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 14, 2023 07:24 PM (ga8qR)

113 Cyberattack leaves MGM Resorts scrambling as many casino machines go blank, room keys malfunction
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Dry run for the election.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2023 07:24 PM (OxHMd)

114 Me gusta anos!

Posted by: Senor Buttplug at September 14, 2023 07:25 PM (yJ432)

115 FBI/State Police: "You're not in any trouble. We just want to talk."

Um, yeah, about that. I KNOW it is policing strategy - and an acknowledged practice - that lying is part of your process. You are allowed - by law - to lie to a target.

So, yeah, I'm not interested in "talking". If I thought you were legitimate agencies like I once did, I'd be more receptive. Alas, your behavior and actions prove you're not trustworthy enterprises and, in many respects, are shell operations of criminals hiding behind a facade of "legitimate" storefronts.

So no surprise visits from law will get a welcome reception unless a) you have a warrant and b) I have legal representation.

State has worked exceedingly hard at forcing me to this position. That diligence has earned all of you - collectively - a big middle finger.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 14, 2023 07:25 PM (aXxgO)

116 Second day as prez, I'd open the football and make anagrams out of the codes. Then I'd think up cool nics for my henchmen, er, aides. "Chico," "Itchy," "Noneck." By then, time for lunch.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at September 14, 2023 07:25 PM (MvF+J)

117 FBI shows up and starts asking questions:

To the FBI: "Is 18 USC 1001 still an active enforced law?"

'Yes, I believe so...'

"Pity. Goodbye."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 14, 2023 07:26 PM (qPw5n)

118 Did the (D) candidate for the VA House of Delegates, Susanna Gibson, give some lame excuse for having sex online, or she's just lavoiding saying anything?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2023 07:27 PM (RSbhh)

119 I feel bad about showing up late to the Anti-FBI party, but now that I'm here, I'm buying drinks for everyone.

Posted by: Wally at September 14, 2023 07:28 PM (DEw/K)

120 FBI agents are creepy. You are nuts to ever talk to them. All should be fired, every last fucking one of them. And not replaced.

Instead, your GOP is going to shovel them another huge pile of money to lean on guys like this (and you)

Posted by: Ex GOP at September 14, 2023 07:28 PM (qS8WV)

121 Just love the CTU chick's eyes racing side-to-side as she seeks to flee.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2023 07:29 PM (RIvkX)

122 Did the (D) candidate for the VA House of Delegates, Susanna Gibson, give some lame excuse for having sex online, or she's just lavoiding saying anything?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2023 07:27 PM (RSbhh)

It's everyone else's fault for bringing it out in the open.

Posted by: Outside of Life at September 14, 2023 07:29 PM (89Sog)

123 "the remains of what he claimed were two ancient "non-human" alien corpses. The bodies, he testified, were retrieved in 2017 from Cusco, Peru"

AHA! They ARE Peruvian alien corpses! Why does everybody call them Mexican? I smell an op.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at September 14, 2023 07:30 PM (MvF+J)

124 Paxton Impeachment Crumbles as Witness Admits Bribe Never Happened
------------

It's not over yet.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2023 07:31 PM (OxHMd)

125 Never talk to the feds.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2023 07:32 PM (yJ432)

126 Why would any minority ever vote for this racist clown?

@simonateba

DID HE JUST SAY THAT? In a speech on Bidenomics today, President Biden said, "particularly for African Americans and Hispanic workers and veterans — you know, the workers without high school diplomas..."

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2023 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

127 "There's a legitimate argument here," Miller said. "A legitimate legal argument here

Well, which is it, a real argument or a real bullshit argument?

Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2023 07:33 PM (ptElO)

128 My odds on Hunter being convicted: 0%. Because Delaware jury. Selected by chicanery.

My odds on Hunter given jail time if G-d intervenes and he is convicted by a Delaware jury: 0% Because of chicanery to select a friendly judge, one who is ultra-lenient.

Posted by: Blue Sky at September 14, 2023 07:33 PM (5fDan)

129 118 Did the (D) candidate for the VA House of Delegates, Susanna Gibson, give some lame excuse for having sex online, or she's just lavoiding saying anything?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14
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Sex online for 6,000 people at one time?
Yeah, she's suing them for exposure.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2023 07:34 PM (OxHMd)

130 Third day as prez, guess I'd go to see the Smithsonian, because I've never been.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at September 14, 2023 07:34 PM (MvF+J)

131 Which is why, of course, we must help Iran build a nuclear bomb. These terrorist hostage-takers are our Partners In Peace (TM)

————

I hate to say it but our best shot as a country could be Iran setting off a nuke in DC.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 14, 2023 07:34 PM (cMXNt)

132
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 14, 2023 07:35 PM (ENBF0)

133 Libraries.

Dear black mothers: don't give your kids names that guarantee their CVs go straight to the shredder unless you're sure they're gonna make pro sports.

Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2023 07:35 PM (8erNz)

134 Given you'll soon be steppin' out in The Café, that's a hand-tied bow tie, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
_________

Bow ties only look good on puppies, 7-year-old boys and hot women.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2023 07:03 PM


Being influenced by the Moppet / State Department spokeshole school of deflection? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2023 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)

135 Paxton Impeachment Crumbles as Witness Admits Bribe Never Happened
------------

It's not over yet.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2023 07:31 PM (OxHMd)
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Game over, man! Game over!

Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2023 07:35 PM (krQz2)

136 115 If I thought you were legitimate agencies like I once did, I'd be more receptive. Alas, your behavior and actions prove you're not trustworthy enterprises..

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 14, 2023 07:25 PM

***
Credibility, trust, good faith, deference, benefit of the doubt, etc. All casualties when "ends justifies the means" and "us versus them" takes hold. Once lost, almost impossible to recover. Corrosive. Very, very sad. Completely self-inflicted by narcissistic people who think they know better and answer to a self-defined "higher loyalty" that gives them permission (if not obligation) to act as they see fit.

Posted by: TRex at September 14, 2023 07:36 PM (lU4x9)

137 Greg Price @greg_price11 3h
Biden claims he "taught political theory" at the University of Pennsylvania.

He never taught a single class at UPenn.

National Conservative @NatCon2022 3h Replying to @greg_price11
He got paid $800k by UPenn, but never taught a single class.

BuffaloGuyRon @username2994544 2h
That sounds like he taught them political reality, not theory

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 07:36 PM (krqg6)

138 I hate to say it but our best shot as a country could be Iran setting off a nuke in DC.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

That's a terrible thing to say (How'd that schtick ever start?).

Posted by: MkY at September 14, 2023 07:36 PM (cPGH3)

139 vWhy would any minority ever vote for this racist clown?

@simonateba

DID HE JUST SAY THAT? In a speech on Bidenomics today, President Biden said, "particularly for African Americans and Hispanic workers and veterans — you know, the workers without high school diplomas..."
Posted by: JackStraw

Why Biden has never said anything racist before.
/

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 14, 2023 07:36 PM (ga8qR)

140 It wouldn't be out of the question in this Bizzaro World timeline we're in, to find out much much later that the $6 billion to Iran is a payment from Biden, Obama & Co. to send a team to assassinate Trump for his order to kill Soleimani in 2020, which the Iranians want to do anyhow.

"Here's a little more incentive. Get on with it."

Pray the Secret Service detail around Trump is on the ball.

Posted by: CrazyThoughts at September 14, 2023 07:36 PM (6ydKt)

141 That FBI guy was horribly unprofessional. It sounds as though there is someone specific, known to be an associate of this guy, who is under investigation and they want info from this guy. Why not just come out and say what and who they are after? This seems to be a lousy way to conduct an investigation.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2023 07:36 PM (pTb/Z)

142 Lee could turn a little eastward and go straight up the Potomac.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2023 07:36 PM (OxHMd)

143 Hey, jackstraw!
I’m in your general ao at a little island. Battening down the hatches for TS Lee. Making sure my batteries are charged so I can check in at AOS!

Posted by: RI Red at September 14, 2023 07:37 PM (9qDFL)

144 My odds on Hunter given jail time if G-d intervenes and he is convicted by a Delaware jury: 0% Because of chicanery to select a friendly judge, one who is ultra-lenient.
Posted by: Blue Sky at September 14, 2023 07:33 PM


He's a good boy, trying to turn his life around.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2023 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

145 Hunter bought a Colt Cobra Special. Maybe he collects Colt snake guns. More likely he thought it would be a cool looking prop for one of his orgy vids.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at September 14, 2023 07:37 PM (MvF+J)

146 123 "the remains of what he claimed were two ancient "non-human" alien corpses. The bodies, he testified, were retrieved in 2017 from Cusco, Peru"

AHA! They ARE Peruvian alien corpses! Why does everybody call them Mexican? I smell an op.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at September 14, 2023 07:30 PM (MvF+J)

They're probably filled (or were filled) with cocaine.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:37 PM (ynpvh)

147 The shocking footage shows Labarrius Williams, 33, and Josue Gonzalez, 20, working together to steal money from passengers' bags at security checkpoint E on June 29.
_____________

Savor the diversity.

I guess the white people failed to position them for success.

Question: who the hell positions US for success?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2023 07:37 PM (YqDXo)

148

Anita Dunn and The Gorn now are looking to have a throuple with Pelosi.

They have to hammer out the details with her husband.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2023 07:37 PM (x0n13)

149 Third day as prez, guess I'd go to see the Smithsonian, because I've never been.
Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at September 14, 2023 07:34 PM (MvF+J)
.......

Fourth day you could invite anchorbabe fashion cop over and watch soaps.
Fifth day as president, it would be Friday and you'd probably be tired, so you should take off early and have a beer!

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2023 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

150 @simonateba

DID HE JUST SAY THAT? In a speech on Bidenomics today, President Biden said, "particularly for African Americans and Hispanic workers and veterans — you know, the workers without high school diplomas..."

Posted by: JackStraw

-

Ha. These are the same folks who never knew his "black students are just like normal students" or whatever similar thing he said back around the election.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - There's no widespread evidence of Biden family corruption at September 14, 2023 07:37 PM (O69GV)

151 I hate to say it but our best shot as a country could be Iran setting off a nuke in DC.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 14, 2023 07:34 PM (cMXNt)
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No thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2023 07:38 PM (pTb/Z)

152 126 Why would any minority ever vote for this racist clown?

@simonateba

DID HE JUST SAY THAT? In a speech on Bidenomics today, President Biden said, "particularly for African Americans and Hispanic workers and veterans — you know, the workers without high school diplomas..."

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2023 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)


When will Democrat core voters of all races, colors, and LGBTwhatever gender, understand that Joe despises them and is working against them not for them?

(I can dream)

Posted by: Blue Sky at September 14, 2023 07:38 PM (5fDan)

153 Sundowner gets tossed under the bus is only way Hunter sees a jail cell.
Might even be used to force Sundowner out, that offer he can't refuse.

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2023 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

154 The shocking footage shows Labarrius Williams, 33, and Josue Gonzalez, 20, working together to steal money from passengers' bags at security checkpoint E on June 29.

--

I'll say it again.

I've got $500 that says the cartels are running the TSA.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - There's no widespread evidence of Biden family corruption at September 14, 2023 07:38 PM (O69GV)

155 Will you be passing this way over the weekend Red? I'm traveling next week but around for the weekend.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2023 07:38 PM (ZLI7S)

156 Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2023 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Isn't Simon Ateba the reporter for "Today Africa News" who is suing KJP for not allowing him access to Press Briefings. They let him back in, (?) or that's just his accurate but disgruntled opinion from hearing Biden speak but at a distance?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2023 07:39 PM (RSbhh)

157 Ha. These are the same folks who never knew his "black students are just like normal students" or whatever similar thing he said back around the election.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - There's no widespread evidence of Biden family corruption at September 14, 2023 07:37 PM (O69GV)
--------

I believe he compared "poor kids" to "white kids." What a guy.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2023 07:39 PM (pTb/Z)

158 Hello bluebell. Good evening. Hope you're well.

Posted by: TRex at September 14, 2023 07:40 PM (lU4x9)

159 >>Isn't Simon Ateba the reporter for "Today Africa News"

Yes he is .

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2023 07:40 PM (ZLI7S)

160 152 126 Why would any minority ever vote for this racist clown?

@simonateba

DID HE JUST SAY THAT? In a speech on Bidenomics today, President Biden said, "particularly for African Americans and Hispanic workers and veterans — you know, the workers without high school diplomas..."

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2023 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

When will Democrat core voters of all races, colors, and LGBTwhatever gender, understand that Joe despises them and is working against them not for them?

(I can dream)
Posted by: Blue Sky at September 14, 2023 07:38 PM (5fDan)

I'll have a story about IL Dem Eric Sorensen who "Can't Stop Tweeting About How Dumb His Constituents Are"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2023 07:40 PM (x0n13)

161 That guy didn't even give the FBI time to develop which was the Good Cop and which was the Bad Cop.

Filming the encounter, if you maintain your wits from the very start, is sound advice. Very sound. Keep it rolling until your consigliere arrives.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 14, 2023 07:41 PM (aXxgO)

162 https://tinyurl.com/2s3dv9ak

Common sense and a healthy poke in woke teacher face.

Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2023 07:41 PM (8erNz)

163 Hello, TRex! Doing well, thank you. I very much enjoyed our beautiful weather today. I hope you and Grateful are well.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2023 07:41 PM (pTb/Z)

164 154 I'll say it again.

I've got $500 that says the cartels are running the TSA.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - There's no widespread evidence of Biden family corruption at September 14, 2023 07:38 PM (O69GV)

And guess who's likely getting 10% for letting them?

Hint, he's demented, a pervert and was installed in the Oval Office in 2021.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2023 07:41 PM (x0n13)

165 {118} Did the (D) candidate for the VA House of Delegates, Susanna Gibson, give some lame excuse for having sex online, or she's just lavoiding saying anything?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2023 07:27 PM (RSbhh)


Apparently pointing out something they put out in public is "invading their privacy". *rolls eyes*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 14, 2023 07:42 PM (qPw5n)

166 Hey now, stupid people deserve representation the same as anyone!

Posted by: Haley Barbour at September 14, 2023 07:42 PM (MeG8a)

167 Good evening, bluebell,

Would you, perchance, have any news of Jane?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2023 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)

168 Sorry, JS, this was just a quick trip to finally use
my 23 footer with the new OB. Yard finally delivered it on the Thursday before Labor Day.
Back to NH after the storm.

Posted by: RI Red at September 14, 2023 07:42 PM (9qDFL)

169 He who.Smollett done done it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 14, 2023 07:42 PM (FVME7)

170 I believe he compared "poor kids" to "white kids." What a guy.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2023 07:39 PM (pTb/Z)
_____________

"Poverty" is a simulacrum for "black." As in the Southern Poverty Law Center. Do they help impoverished whites? I kid, I kid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2023 07:42 PM (YqDXo)

171 Oh hi y'all I'm the non-threatening looking and regular soundin' guy from your good ol' FBI field office.

Welp the Field Office thought that if I talked to ya like a good ol' boy and wore a sloppy shirt then dadgum I guess you'd just kinda trust me and inform on all your buddies who we might arrest as Insurrectionists.

So why doncha let me come inside and let's talk 'bout stuff m'kay?

Posted by: Zek at September 14, 2023 07:42 PM (MnWjI)

172 Hint, he's demented, a pervert and was installed in the Oval Office in 2021.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2023 07:41 PM


That seems oddly specific. ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2023 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

173 Hey now, stupid people deserve reparations representation the same as anyone!
Posted by: Haley Barbour at September 14, 2023 07:42 PM (MeG8a)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2023 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

174 160 152 126 Why would any minority ever vote for this racist clown?

@simonateba

DID HE JUST SAY THAT? In a speech on Bidenomics today, President Biden said, "particularly for African Americans and Hispanic workers and veterans — you know, the workers without high school diplomas..."

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2023 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

When will Democrat core voters of all races, colors, and LGBTwhatever gender, understand that Joe despises them and is working against them not for them?

(I can dream)
Posted by: Blue Sky at September 14, 2023 07:38 PM (5fDan)

I'll have a story about IL Dem Eric Sorensen who "Can't Stop Tweeting About How Dumb His Constituents Are"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2023 07:40 PM (x0n13)


You should write a book. A counter to "What's the Matter With Kansas?' It could be, "What's the Matter With NYC, Chicago, LA, SF, Unions, etc., etc."

Posted by: Blue Sky at September 14, 2023 07:43 PM (5fDan)

175 That guy in the video should’ve just said, “I don’t know Hunter Biden but I hear his dad 10% of his take.”


That FBI video is disturbing to say the least.

The agent waving away Leftists getting away with violence as just “politics” is probably the most disturbing part to me.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 14, 2023 07:43 PM (cMXNt)

176 I'll have a story about IL Dem Eric Sorensen who "Can't Stop Tweeting About How Dumb His Constituents Are"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2023 07:40 PM (x0n13)

He's not wrong.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2023 07:44 PM (yJ432)

177 Next time, Red.

I hope you brought your fishing gear. The false albacore and bonito were running in numbers last week.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2023 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)

178 {118} Did the (D) candidate for the VA House of Delegates, Susanna Gibson, give some lame excuse for having sex online, or she's just lavoiding saying anything?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2023 07:27 PM (RSbhh)

Apparently pointing out something they put out in public is "invading their privacy". *rolls eyes*
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 14, 2023 07:42 PM (qPw5n)
________________

It's why I don't read the front page of the New York Times. I don't want to invade their privacy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2023 07:44 PM (YqDXo)

179 That last video, we're from the Gestapo and we're here to help.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 14, 2023 07:44 PM (FVME7)

180 The coup succeeded. We live in a dictatorship.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2023 07:45 PM (FQmDC)

181 Do they help impoverished whites? I kid, I kid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2023 07:42 PM (YqDXo)
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Do they help anybody? I thought their raison d'être was to compile a list of "hate groups" which coincidentally are all conservative.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2023 07:45 PM (pTb/Z)

182 We used to talk a lot about gaming here. In that regard the remastered Tomb Raider I, II and III are coming out. I'm Totally stoked.


https://tinyurl.com/2kmy6sua

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2023 07:45 PM (oZhq1)

183 Filming the encounter, if you maintain your wits from the very start, is sound advice. Very sound. Keep it rolling until your consigliere arrives.


The video is a great argument for rolling a Ring doorbell camera any time 3 overweight feds show up on your doorstep

Posted by: Ex GOP at September 14, 2023 07:45 PM (qS8WV)

184 Just say, "You're the baddies!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2023 07:45 PM (RIvkX)

185 Biden claims he "taught political theory" at the University of Pennsylvania.

He never taught a single class at UPenn.


Paid $800,000? He taught a master class and you weren't paying attention.

Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2023 07:46 PM (Sv58p)

186 You should write a book. A counter to "What's the Matter With Kansas?' It could be, "What's the Matter With NYC, Chicago, LA, SF, Unions, etc., etc."
Posted by: Blue Sky at September 14, 2023 07:43 PM (5fDan)


Believe it or not, I'm still waiting for the c-sucking m-effing publisher of my first book to send me some royalties. Haven't even got an accounting!

I got to start breaking legs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2023 07:46 PM (x0n13)

187 Steve Milloy @JunkScience 6h
This is a fake graph from @NASAClimate.

The satellite record only goes back to 1979, not 1880.

The rest of any sort of "average global temperature" is just made up.

Much of the Earth still lacks surface stations to measure temperature. 1880? Hardly anything. Surface stations that exist are often severely biased by the urban heat island effect. And then there is insidious NOAA/NASA temperature data manipulation.

Also, a big driver of this summer's "hottest" was the June-July Antarctic heat wave. It would not have been observed without satellites.

And, of course, then there is the debate over the cause of any of this. It ain't emissions.
https://tinyurl.com/wfabv3kn

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 07:46 PM (krqg6)

188 Biden claims he "taught political theory" at the University of Pennsylvania.

He never taught a single class at UPenn.

Paid $800,000? He taught a master class and you weren't paying attention.
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2023 07:46 PM (Sv58p)
________________

I should've taught political theory. The pay is SO much better than chemistry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2023 07:46 PM (YqDXo)

189 Two good replies to #187:
Derek Wang @derekhxw 1h Replying to @JunkScience @NASAClimate
Exactly. Earth temperature is the average of temperature measurement various stations. And the errors of the average is proportional to 1/sqrt(N), N is the number of measurements. So in 1880, N=1 (only one station in London), the error bar of that point is astronomically large. Over the years, with more stations built, the error bar may reduced. But such a chart without showing the error bars is just a total garbage. Showing a “trend” without incorporating the errors of measurement is just cheating and pseudoscience.

N. Kumauji @K01110101MA 1h Replying to @derekhxw @JunkScience @NASAClimate
Not only. In early 1900 stations were built in or next to forests. Now that cities grew most of them are in urban areas, next to parking lots. Some stations had trees around them last year, but this year not, etc. one cannot compare temp from the same station

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 07:47 PM (krqg6)

190 Also, a big driver of this summer's "hottest" was the June-July Antarctic heat wave. It would not have been observed without satellites.
_____________

All right, who the hell gave the penguins SUVs?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2023 07:47 PM (YqDXo)

191 And, of course, then there is the debate over the cause of any of this. It ain't emissions.
https://tinyurl.com/wfabv3kn

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 07:46 PM (krqg6)

Also the number of stations has actually DECLINED from their peak.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:48 PM (ynpvh)

192 That last video, we're from the Gestapo and we're here to help.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 14, 2023 07:44 PM (FVME7)
........

Yeah? My fucking neighbor just built a fence on my property and cut down my tree. Also their dog poops in my yard. Oh, and the husband parks his RV in the street.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2023 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

193 163 Hello, TRex! Doing well, thank you. I very much enjoyed our beautiful weather today. I hope you and Grateful are well.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2023 07:41 PM
***
It was indeed a beautiful day in the neighborhood! Very nice time of the year when the weather cooperates. We are well.

Posted by: TRex at September 14, 2023 07:48 PM (lU4x9)

194 I got to start breaking legs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2023 07:46 PM


Do you know a goomba from Joisey?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2023 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

195 185 Biden claims he "taught political theory" at the University of Pennsylvania.

He never taught a single class at UPenn.

Paid $800,000? He taught a master class and you weren't paying attention.

Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2023 07:46 PM (Sv58p)


If he had one, Joe's Master Class would be either "How To Play The Race Card," or "Ultra-Partisan Political Thuggery For Fun and Profit."

Posted by: Blue Sky at September 14, 2023 07:48 PM (5fDan)

196 WTF kind of name is Labrrius? Is that Latin?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2023 07:48 PM (b4o9z)

197 Biden claims he "taught political theory" at the University of Pennsylvania.

He never taught a single class at UPenn.

Paid $800,000? He taught a master class and you weren't paying attention.
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2023 07:46 PM (Sv58p)
---
Look, fat! I said in theory I taught politics at the University of DOh! You know the thing!

Posted by: President Doh--You Know My Name! at September 14, 2023 07:48 PM (krQz2)

198 >>Paid $800,000? He taught a master class and you weren't paying attention.

Between 2017 and 2020 when Biden was affiliated with Penn the CCP and numerous "anonymous" Chinese citizens donate $61 million to Penn. You know, the place were Joe was illegally storing the classified documents he stole.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2023 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

199 Over the years, with more stations built, the error bar may reduced. But such a chart without showing the error bars is just a total garbage. Showing a “trend” without incorporating the errors of measurement is just cheating and pseudoscience.
______________

"What are these 'error bars' of which you speak?" - Horse-faced Meryl Streep pontificating before Congress about Alar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2023 07:49 PM (YqDXo)

200 WTF kind of name is Labrrius? Is that Latin?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2023 07:48 PM (b4o9z)
________________

You know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2023 07:49 PM (YqDXo)

201 Oh, and the husband parks his RV in the street.
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2023 07:48 PM


Now you're talkin'!

Posted by: Your HOA at September 14, 2023 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

202 NOOD Cafe

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2023 07:50 PM (ynpvh)

203 Do you know a goomba from Joisey?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2023 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)
--------

He writes the food thread.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2023 07:50 PM (pTb/Z)

204 https://tinyurl.com/bdjm7mwz

Now THIS is how to be homeless in California

And if you weren't already disgusted with this state...

https://tinyurl.com/yc8et8r2

Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2023 07:51 PM (epirx)

205 First day, ran over to Menemsha for a lobster roll, then out to the Pigs. Used family gear, first cast the reel locked up entirely. I knew better.
Spent the rest of the afternoon disassembling, removing rust and old grease.
Then got distracted by weather.
Still, a bad day fishing . . .

Posted by: RI Red at September 14, 2023 07:51 PM (9qDFL)

206 "Yeah? My fucking neighbor just built a fence on my property and cut down my tree. Also their dog poops in my yard. Oh, and the husband parks his RV in the street."

It would be kind of fun to Cloward and Piven the system. Have everyone you know calling the local Field Office to report on "suspicious characters" etc.

Posted by: Zek at September 14, 2023 07:51 PM (MnWjI)

207 Steve Milloy @JunkScience 6h
This is a fake graph from @NASAClimate.

The satellite record only goes back to 1979, not 1880.

--

hahaha, it looks like they cranked up the Global Warming during WWII. I'm betting the other spikes correspond with war dates, too.

That's awesome.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - There's no widespread evidence of Biden family corruption at September 14, 2023 07:52 PM (O69GV)

208 Believe it or not, there are less temperature measuring stations now than there were 50 years ago. They don't think they need them. They fill in the blank spots based on theoretical modeled data.

The theory they use? Global warming.

I shit you not.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2023 07:52 PM (b4o9z)

209 We used to talk a lot about gaming here. In that regard the remastered Tomb Raider I, II and III are coming out. I'm Totally stoked.

https://tinyurl.com/2kmy6sua

Posted by: Marcus T

-
The new Tomb Raider looks fantastic!

https://tinyurl.com/bdfja9kv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 14, 2023 07:52 PM (FVME7)

210 "Yeah? My fucking neighbor just built a fence on my property and cut down my tree. Also their dog poops in my yard. Oh, and the husband parks his RV in the street."

It would be kind of fun to Cloward and Piven the system. Have everyone you know calling the local Field Office to report on "suspicious characters" etc.
Posted by: Zek at September 14, 2023 07:51 PM (MnWjI)
_______________

"Hello, DEA? Someone parked an RV outside. I think they're cooking meth in it."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2023 07:53 PM (YqDXo)

211 138 I hate to say it but our best shot as a country could be Iran setting off a nuke in DC.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

That's a terrible thing to say (How'd that schtick ever start?).
Posted by: MkY at September 14, 2023 07:36 PM (cPGH3)

——

A lot of true things are terrible.

How many lives destroyed by the Federal government in just the past three years? If the allegations about Wuhan are true we are talking about hundreds of millions of people and trillions of dollars of debt impact.

If you go back 20 years…

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 14, 2023 07:54 PM (cMXNt)

212 Gentlemen, I'm from the FBI.

Would you like to tell me who here is in need of a thorough cavity search? Just give me a name.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2023 07:54 PM (mE7cY)

213 187 Steve Milloy @JunkScience 6h
This is a fake graph from @NASAClimate.

The satellite record only goes back to 1979, not 1880.

The rest of any sort of "average global temperature" is just made up.

Much of the Earth still lacks surface stations to measure temperature. 1880? Hardly anything. Surface stations that exist are often severely biased by the urban heat island effect. And then there is insidious NOAA/NASA temperature data manipulation.

Also, a big driver of this summer's "hottest" was the June-July Antarctic heat wave. It would not have been observed without satellites.

And, of course, then there is the debate over the cause of any of this. It ain't emissions.
https://tinyurl.com/wfabv3kn

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 14, 2023 07:46 PM (krqg6)


The Klimate Klowns claim they use ship's logs, dating back to whenever, to help them calculate the global average temp for 1880 and forward, Gosh, military and commercial ship's logs must cover less than 5 percent of the ocean's surface, the major shipping lanes and a bit outside them, plus fishing and whaling areas. It's all a joke. A very bad one.

Posted by: Blue Sky at September 14, 2023 07:55 PM (5fDan)

214 Oh, and the husband parks his RV in the street.
Posted by: wth

Is it by a storm drain and is the shitter full?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2023 07:55 PM (yJ432)

215 'Hello, FBI? I want to report my neighbor. Why? Why, I don't like him.'
-Karen

Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2023 07:55 PM (NxC5+)

216 "Hello, DEA? Someone parked an RV outside. I think they're cooking meth in it."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 14, 2023 07:53 PM (YqDXo)

I think his name is Walter and he keeps talking about chili powder.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2023 07:55 PM (mE7cY)

217 I am trying to think of the best way to throw off the FBI guys.
"Hang on guys, let me let the sex slaves out of the basement."
"I can easily explain the large sums of money going through my bank account."

Posted by: Picric at September 14, 2023 07:56 PM (13tTk)

218 >>Still, a bad day fishing . .

I was out on Block over Labor Day fishing with friends. It was fantastic and the weather could not have been better.

But yea, even if there was no fish and bad weather I'd rather be there.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2023 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)

219 We know how the climate was back in the 1800s based on what people wore.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2023 07:57 PM (mE7cY)

220
Temperatures observed by ships in 1880: SCIENCE

Water levels observed by ships in 1880: SHUT UP

Posted by: Moron Robbie - There's no widespread evidence of Biden family corruption at September 14, 2023 07:59 PM (O69GV)

221 @simonateba

DID HE JUST SAY THAT? In a speech on Bidenomics today, President Biden said, "particularly for African Americans and Hispanic workers and veterans — you know, the workers without high school diplomas..."

Thats just joe being joe!!!

Posted by: One idjit that's too domb to be a real troll at September 14, 2023 08:01 PM (89Sog)

222 I like the comment about telling the Feebs about the Good News of Jesus Christ

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 14, 2023 08:01 PM (vHIgi)

223 /off prescient sock

Posted by: Outside of Life at September 14, 2023 08:02 PM (89Sog)

224 Is it illegal to try and sell Amway to the Feebs if you're not really a part of Amway?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2023 08:07 PM (mE7cY)

225
Feeb guys must be clerks. IDs but no badges, and they're dressed like solar panel salesmen.

Fuck off, doods.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2023 08:53 PM (2lPeo)

226 Feds get lead. I keep saying this. Why won't the shit-eaters come to my door? Oh, because MO won't back them up. That's why. They'd just have to take their chances with a man eager to escalate the situation.

Always answer the door with a rifle in your hands.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at September 14, 2023 09:06 PM (NydPG)

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