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Federal Judge Strikes Down New Mexico Tyrant's Unlawful Ban on Carrying Guns


La Emperatriz, the Tyrant Michelle Lujan Grisham, First of Her Name, declared that the US Constitution did not hold in the territory she rules over. She presumed to declare a "health emergency" and then, having granted herself absolute power, unilaterally nullified the law and declared that she was abridging citizen rights to carry weapons.

She claimed that her duty to obey the Constitution was not absolute, and that she could suspend it here and there at her pleasure.

This was so blatantly tyrannical and so obviously a case of Banditry From the Top that her own Attorney General and fellow Democrat refused to defend her against the civil rights lawsuits lodged against her and the Office of the Tyrant.

Democratic New Mexico Attorney General Raul Torrez announced he will not defend the state in pending lawsuits against the governor's public health emergency order suspending open and concealed carry of firearms in Albuquerque and surrounding counties.

In a letter to Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham (D-NM) regarding four impending lawsuit cases, Torrez shared the same sentiments from Democratic and Republican lawmakers and law enforcement, saying the ban violates the constitutional rights of law-abiding citizens.


"Though I recognize my statutory obligation as New Mexico's chief legal officer to defend state officials when they are sued in their official capacity, my duty to uphold and defend the constitutional rights of every citizen takes precedence," Torrez wrote. "Simply put, I do not believe that the Emergency Order will have any meaningful impact on public safety but, more importantly, I do not believe it passes constitutional muster."

...

"While I understand that frustration may have led you to undertake a unilateral approach to addressing the heart-wrenching challenge of gun violence in our community, I urge you to reconsider this course of action," Torrez wrote.

And just like that, a federal judge has issued an injunction against the enforcement of this lawless despotic edict.

Note that this is merely a temporary injunction which will hold until a full trial on the merits of the declarations and usurpations of this preposterous woman her bloated fumaceous gunt.

But as a judge needs to find that a party is "likely to prevail on the merits at any ultimate trial," this indicates that the judge, for his part, sees this as an obvious, no-brainer case of tyrannical overreach.

U.S. District Court Judge David Herrera Urias has granted a temporary restraining order Wednesday against Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham's recent order banning the lawful carry of firearms in Albuquerque and across Bernalillo County.

The ruling cited the orders' direct conflict with the Second Amendment and will halt implementation of the orders pending a final hearing, which is scheduled for Oct. 3.

The restraining order only applies to Section 1 and Section 4 of the public health order.

Section 1 outlines the temporary suspension of open and concealed carry laws, and Section 4 states that "No person, other than a law enforcement officer or licensed security officer, shall possess a firearm on state property, public schools, and public parks." Both sections cannot be enforced.

But La Emperatriz is just getting started on her imperial decrees:

empressofNewMexico.jpg

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:14 PM




Comments

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1 Good.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2023 06:14 PM (u73oe)

2 Called em.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2023 06:15 PM (u73oe)

3 Psst - Michelle.

You're boiling the frog too quickly!

Otnay osay uicklyqay!

Posted by: Democrats! at September 13, 2023 06:17 PM (2tUFv)

4 Love that Bab Bee piece! Of course that's the road the dems want to go down

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2023 06:17 PM (i9ffA)

5 Joe Biden appointed

U.S. District Court Judge David Herrera Urias

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:17 PM (ZLI7S)

6 After she suspends the 13th she'll be able to press people into slavery to provide manpower in affecting the public health emergency.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 13, 2023 06:19 PM (nQbOk)

7 This is good news all the way around, from the Sherrif, the cigizens of NM, the AG and the judge. A ray of sunlight!

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 13, 2023 06:19 PM (U0c5a)

8 Wanna bet Ketanji Brown Jackson would vote in favor of the Gov? She is left of left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2023 06:19 PM (pmmLi)

9 This was so blatantly tyrannical and so obviously a case of Banditry From the Top that her own Attorney General and fellow Democrat refused to defend her against the civil rights lawsuits lodged against her and the Office of the Tyrant.


Wait? Are you saying they didn't position her for success? I'm shocked.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 13, 2023 06:20 PM (sAmhv)

10 FOIA all of her emails, phone records, and visitor logs. She didn't do this on her own. The anti-gun groups saw how Americans bent the knee for Covid restrictions and decided to float this trial balloon. We need to expose them all.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2023 06:20 PM (0N1h0)

11 I would have been reelected to the Senate in a landslide, but I wanted to do something truly fulfilling, like become a staffer for the Bulwark!

Posted by: Mitt! at September 13, 2023 06:21 PM (2tUFv)

12 Ate breakfast with some folks who own NM property, I think they are democrats. Or maybe they never heard of The Constitution. Or maybe they believe what they see on teevee.

Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2023 06:21 PM (NxC5+)

13 Jumanji Jackson Brown is too stupid to be left or right. Simply stupid and hate-filled.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 13, 2023 06:21 PM (U0c5a)

14 11 I would have been reelected to the Senate in a landslide, but I wanted to do something truly fulfilling, like become a staffer for the Bulwark!
Posted by: Mitt! at September 13, 2023 06:21 PM (2tUFv)

Well at least one of them is gonna get a staff that actually works, then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 06:21 PM (9UlRk)

15 I had hoped the judicial system (at least some conservative judges) would have stepped in on all the J6 nonsense, but they took a knee.

But glad common sense carried the day here and judges intervened.

Posted by: Blago at September 13, 2023 06:21 PM (BVlcm)

16 I'm going to run for President with Liz Cheney!

We're going to call it the Winners Ticket!

Posted by: Mitt! at September 13, 2023 06:22 PM (2tUFv)

17 I moved from NM in 2010. The last governor I voted for was Susana Martinez, a republican converted from democrat and possibly the last republican ever elected to that office.

Posted by: huerfano at September 13, 2023 06:22 PM (7zEAH)

18 I think what sold it was that disastrous press conference where she claimed
- it was her duty to defy the constitution
- she did not expect criminals to obey this ban
- she was offended by open carry (by non-criminals)

So she effectively admitted that the goal was to take guns from non-criminals and let criminals have free rain. (Ha, that last word is for you pedants in the last thread.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 13, 2023 06:22 PM (J+pgu)

19 10 FOIA all of her emails, phone records, and visitor logs. She didn't do this on her own. The anti-gun groups saw how Americans bent the knee for Covid restrictions and decided to float this trial balloon. We need to expose them all.
Posted by: bonhomme


Won't happen. They don't want it known that it was the Biden Admin behind it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 13, 2023 06:22 PM (sAmhv)

20 You gotta love the Bee. I wish there was another version which included Ace's cruelty.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2023 06:23 PM (pohLc)

21 It is rather shocking to see a unanimous pushback on a current year ruler saying, "no, you may not do that".

I had begun to think such a thing impossible.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 06:23 PM (9UlRk)

22 16 I'm going to run for President with Liz Cheney!

We're going to call it the Winners Ticket!
Posted by: Mitt! at September 13, 2023 06:22 PM (2tUFv)

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Jeb! at September 13, 2023 06:23 PM (PiwSw)

23 10 Yes, and you can bet that the WH and DOJ will be part of the planning and execution of this little trial Zeppelin.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 13, 2023 06:24 PM (U0c5a)

24 And yet the AZ House Dems used Twitter/X to cheer her on.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 13, 2023 06:24 PM (Bd6X8)

25 If I were governor I would abrogate the 21st and the 18th amendments, in that order, within 4 minutes of each other.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 13, 2023 06:24 PM (09zRB)

26 You gotta love the Bee. I wish there was another version which included Ace's cruelty.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2023 06:23 PM (pohLc)

You're standing in it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 06:24 PM (9UlRk)

27 I'm sure other democrat governors like Whitmer and Newsom would love to do the same thing but weren't willing to be the first to stick their necks out. I sort of imagine a bunch of them sitting around drawing straws. "Whoops! OK, Michelle, you get to go first."

Posted by: Oddbob at September 13, 2023 06:24 PM (nfrXX)

28 The judge could have sua sponte declared the edict unenforceable because it's prima facie unConstitutional. Told everyone to carry on.

But maybe it's better to have a trial because then we get discovery and find out on the record who is behind the governor's efforts to disarm us.

Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2023 06:24 PM (PgowF)

29
Too long, that didn't take.

Posted by: Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:24 PM (enJYY)

30 Now we'll see a Senate investigation into the corruption of federal courts.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (brAQZ)

31 So she effectively admitted that the goal was to take guns from non-criminals and let criminals have free rain. (Ha, that last word is for you pedants in the last thread.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 13, 2023 06:22 PM (J+pgu)

Love Reign Over Me!

Posted by: The Who at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (i9ffA)

32 Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.

https://tinyurl.com/ypt2f79a

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

33 New Mexicans shocked to learn they live in New Mexico!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (ppBhU)

34 County Sheriff or whatever rank said he and his force wouldn't enforce it even if it wasn't struck down.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (krqg6)

35 I moved from NM in 2010. The last governor I voted for was Susana Martinez, a republican converted from democrat and possibly the last republican ever elected to that office.
Posted by: huerfano
___

It's a real shit hole, I dont know why anyone would live there.

It was a sort of "throwback" sleepy state like 20+ years ago, but now it's just bad from every angle.

Crazy to think George W Bush won it in 2004 and it was a red state. Same with Colorado and Nevada.

Posted by: Blago at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (BVlcm)

36 I hereby issue a preliminary injunction against Judge Urias' preliminary injunction.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Wanalikmitiki at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (A/ErY)

37 17 I moved from NM in 2010. The last governor I voted for was Susana Martinez, a republican converted from democrat and possibly the last republican ever elected to that office.
Posted by: huerfano at September 13, 2023 06:22 PM (7zEAH)

In a just USA, Martinez - the first female Hispanic state governor - would have received as much publicity as AOC.

Of course, we know where we live.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 13, 2023 06:26 PM (/iWhV)

38 I am betting 98% of Dem voters would burn and destroy the Constitution and set up their own government like the Nazis did in an instant if we let them.

Our freedoms and rights are hangin by a thread.

Most millennials think that people should be imprisoned for hate speech, too.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 13, 2023 06:26 PM (0rsFX)

39 Biden trial balloon fails.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 06:26 PM (lCWOD)

40 New Mexicans shocked to learn they live in New Mexico!

New Mexico magazine has a column called "One of Our 50 is Missing!" This would actually fit right in with the regular content.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 13, 2023 06:27 PM (Bd6X8)

41 31 So she effectively admitted that the goal was to take guns from non-criminals and let criminals have free rain. (Ha, that last word is for you pedants in the last thread.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 13, 2023 06:22 PM (J+pgu)

Love Reign Over Me!
Posted by: The Who at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (i9ffA)

Purple Reign.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 13, 2023 06:27 PM (/iWhV)

42 It's almost as if that damn 2nd amendment is the only thing preventing the Left from finishing the job of full subjugation and tyranny.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 13, 2023 06:27 PM (J+pgu)

43 29
Too long, that didn't take.
Posted by: Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:24 PM (enJYY)

So long, it should not have taken.

Lamppost decorated, should be.

Posted by: Based Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:27 PM (867s5)

44 Babylon Bee FTW.
Problem is, I could actually believe she would suspend the 1st, because she already did during COVID times ("shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof") in the name of health and safety.

Posted by: jin (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

45 FIRST! amdmt

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (x5hic)

46 Femprogs always argue that if women ran the world there would be no wars . The actions of Lujan Gresham, Hochul, Whitmer , Randi , etc demonstrates that that belief is complete crap

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (6O+ql)

47 Allowing Women's Suffrage and ratifying the 19th Amendment was a huge mistake.


Posted by: Archer at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (gmo/4)

48 Will Hawaii judge fix it?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (J86+s)

49 42 It's almost as if that damn 2nd amendment is the only thing preventing the Left from finishing the job of full subjugation and tyranny.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 13, 2023 06:27 PM (J+pgu)

That is one of the things that puzzles me: why New Mexico?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (867s5)

50 32 Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.

https://tinyurl.com/ypt2f79a
Posted by: JackStraw


LOL!!! Isn't that how he ends every question?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (sAmhv)

51 Posted by: jin

jim?

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (x5hic)

52 New Mexico was an awesome state. I fucking loved it. Its the 2 big towns fucking the place up. And their stupid bitch Governor is so ignorant she probably doesn't even recognize how hard she has been bitch slapped.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (pohLc)

53 My Home State: Often Wrong, Never In Doubt, Always Entertaining.

Growing up, we had to recite several of One of Our Patron Saints, Governor Manuel Armijo's (1793-1853) legendary pronouncements:

"Pity Poor New Mexico: So far From Heaven, So Close to Texas."

"As Long As God is in Heaven, And Armijo Is on Earth, The Texans(!) will NEVER Take New Mexico!"

So you see, for New Mexicans, this is nothing new.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (APPN8)

54 41 31 So she effectively admitted that the goal was to take guns from non-criminals and let criminals have free rain. (Ha, that last word is for you pedants in the last thread.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 13, 2023 06:22 PM (J+pgu)

Love Reign Over Me!
Posted by: The Who at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (i9ffA)

Purple Reign.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 13, 2023 06:27 PM (/iWhV)

Reigndrops Keep Fallin' On My Head

Posted by: BJ Thomas at September 13, 2023 06:29 PM (PiwSw)

55 bonhomme: "FOIA all of her emails, phone records, and visitor logs. She didn't do this on her own..."

Yep. She conspired with someone(s) to pull this BS. In her capacity as governor, there's no way she did this all on her own. She had guidance.

I'd call her attempt pretty insurrectioney considering political context of the day. At the absolute minimum, she should be investigated.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 06:29 PM (aXxgO)

56 She can't enforce sections 2 and 3 while she's sitting in a cell awaiting the gallows.

Posted by: Roy at September 13, 2023 06:29 PM (rqgpJ)

57 Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.

https://tinyurl.com/ypt2f79a
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

When was that interview?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2023 06:29 PM (pmmLi)

58 51 Posted by: jin

jim?
Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (x5hic)

Jim's not here right now.

Posted by: Bottle of Gin Jim is using as a sock puppet at September 13, 2023 06:29 PM (867s5)

59 As elites go, ours are rather pathetic. It is not only infuriating, but mortifying, when one discovers that the boot placed so firmly on the collective neck is, in fact, a clown shoe.

Posted by: Paco at September 13, 2023 06:29 PM (njExo)

60 Another Marxist outing herself

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2023 06:30 PM (fwDg9)

61 You can have all the free rain you want but you can't keep it in a barrell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2023 06:30 PM (63Dwl)

62
Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM

Well, to become common knowledge which it won't, if it were.

Posted by: Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:30 PM (enJYY)

63 Listen to the rhythm of the falling reign

Posted by: Tuna at September 13, 2023 06:30 PM (gLRfa)

64 Jim's not here right now.

What about Dave?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 13, 2023 06:30 PM (Bd6X8)

65 Will Hawaii judge fix it?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff

Already did at 36. You're welcome.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Wanalikmitiki at September 13, 2023 06:31 PM (A/ErY)

66 38 I am betting 98% of Dem voters would burn and destroy the Constitution and set up their own government like the Nazis did in an instant if we let them.

Our freedoms and rights are hangin by a thread.

Most millennials think that people should be imprisoned for hate speech, too.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 13, 2023 06:26 PM (0rsFX)

"Stick and stones might break my bones,
But WORDS hurt me worse! REEEEE!" --some leftist

Posted by: jin (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

67 Warai-otolo @ 21-
The left is playing shaitan-inspired multi-dimentional chess. Hitler and Goebbels almost perfected it, but shaitan was waiting for this crowd to come along.

Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2023 06:32 PM (NxC5+)

68 I don't see how a federal judge has any authority over the NM governor. How many divisions does the judge have? She is King MF Kong up in that bish.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 13, 2023 06:32 PM (t3/qz)

69 Daily Mail Online @MailOnline 11h
Drag queen is arrested 'after being caught masturbating publicly for an HOUR'
trib.al/XvBSCH3

It's one of the L.A. Dodgers' [no] "Pride" Night assholes. BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 06:32 PM (krqg6)

70 46 Femprogs always argue that if women ran the world there would be no wars . The actions of Lujan Gresham, Hochul, Whitmer , Randi , etc demonstrates that that belief is complete crap

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (6O+ql)

You can't have a war if all your enemies are dead and imprisoned.

Posted by: jin (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

71 Friend went to Ruidoso looking fur a summer house. Asked him how it went. "Shit", That's all he said.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 06:32 PM (lCWOD)

72 >>When was that interview?

Don't know but the tweet is recent. What kind of asshole constantly uses his dead son for cover of all his corruption?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:33 PM (ZLI7S)

73 Daily Mail Online @MailOnline 11h
Drag queen is arrested 'after being caught masturbating publicly for an HOUR'
trib.al/XvBSCH3

It's one of the L.A. Dodgers' [no] "Pride" Night assholes. BTW.
Posted by: andycanuck

For an hour? Dude, get a grip on yourself!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2023 06:33 PM (IaTa3)

74 Any ruling that did not conclude "The Court hereby Orders the tyrannical Governor be summarily horse whipped" should be considered legal malpractice.

Posted by: Zek at September 13, 2023 06:33 PM (5FPX4)

75 fixed. Had computer reboot (damn Windows and its updates)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

76 The Babylon Bee -- Predicting tomorrow's headlines today!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2023 06:33 PM (BpYfr)

77 Judge David Uriah


This is heep big ruling!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 06:33 PM (xTRSc)

78 Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.

https://tinyurl.com/ypt2f79a
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)


NPR ? whoa, dems know it must be imminent

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2023 06:33 PM (NtVYv)

79 JackStraw: "Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit..."

He has toppled Hillary! as the most corrupt, despicable pol in America. That was an exceptionally high bar, and Biden cleared it easily.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 06:34 PM (aXxgO)

80 Caption on TV says Romney won't run for reelection and wants FRESH MEMBERS!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2023 06:34 PM (63Dwl)

81
Pride in masturbating - what is left, if one can't take?

Posted by: Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:34 PM (enJYY)

82 The Left doesnt score things like we do, they just try and see what they can get away with everyday. They'll just try something else while moving the Overton window.

Lets be honest, usually it works.

Remember 8 years ago when the concept of intelligence agencies spying on a campaign and a losing Presidential candidate looking at 500 years in prison after the election was a foreign concept?

Posted by: Blago at September 13, 2023 06:34 PM (BVlcm)

83 65 Will Hawaii judge fix it?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff

Already did at 36. You're welcome.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Wanalikmitiki at September 13, 2023 06:31 PM (A/ErY)

I was expecting an "Oh YEAH!" and some wall breaking somewhere.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

84 What kind of asshole constantly uses his dead son for cover of all his corruption?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:33 PM (ZLI7S)

A biden of course

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2023 06:35 PM (pmmLi)

85 What kind of asshole constantly uses his dead son for cover of all his corruption?
Posted by: JackStraw


I know, right?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at September 13, 2023 06:35 PM (A/ErY)

86 Caption on TV says Romney won't run for reelection and wants FRESH MEMBERS!

It's so fun when deeper truths are accidentally revealed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 13, 2023 06:35 PM (Bd6X8)

87 You gotta love the Bee. I wish there was another version which included Ace's cruelty.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2023 06:23 PM (pohLc)
===
"The Babylon Murder Hornet"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2023 06:35 PM (BpYfr)

88 I'm kinda gettin' chubby. I could use a good workout.

Posted by: yard@rm at September 13, 2023 06:35 PM (IG4Id)

89 77 For once, Autocorrect kinda worked in my favor.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 06:35 PM (xTRSc)

90 For an hour? Dude, get a grip on yourself!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2023 06:33 PM (IaTa3)

He did! For an hour!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 13, 2023 06:35 PM (OX9vb)

91 Well, to become common knowledge which it won't, if it were.
Posted by: Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:30 PM (enJYY)

More like GK Chesterton, do you sound.

Posted by: Heckling Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:35 PM (867s5)

92 Fat hands and Apple watch. Two signs of the southwestern Karen.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 13, 2023 06:36 PM (nnp+f)

93 Why is New Mexico so F**ked Up ????? Where did these people come from and why do they elect Nabobs ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2023 06:36 PM (EnsGU)

94
But as a judge needs to find that a party is "likely to prevail on the merits at any ultimate trial,"

Translated: AYFKM?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2023 06:36 PM (MoZTd)

95 32 Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.
https://tinyurl.com/ypt2f79a
Posted by: JackStraw


If I lose an election, well at my age I got nothing else left to lose. They money is overseas or spent, the family members I care about are protected, and everything is documented and ready for the publisher - obama, clintons, peolosi, reid. Oh, and not just dems but all the republicans will be highlighted. My book will be like a neutron bomb over the city.

Yeah, impeach me. I dare you.

Posted by: joe biden at September 13, 2023 06:36 PM (J+pgu)

96 79 JackStraw: "Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit..."

He has toppled Hillary! as the most corrupt, despicable pol in America. That was an exceptionally high bar, and Biden cleared it easily.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 06:34 PM (aXxgO)

It thought it was more of a limbo. How low can you go?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

97 Caption on TV says Romney won't run for reelection and wants FRESH MEMBERS!
---
Yeah, tell me about it.

Posted by: Guy Masturbating for an Hour at September 13, 2023 06:36 PM (aBJcM)

98 And yet the AZ House Dems used Twitter/X to cheer her on.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 13, 2023 06:24 PM (Bd6X

I am dissapoint.

Posted by: InZona at September 13, 2023 06:36 PM (xckwd)

99 80 Caption on TV says Romney won't run for reelection and wants FRESH MEMBERS!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2023 06:34 PM (63Dwl)

He should eat a bag of dicks, then.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:37 PM (ynpvh)

100 Daily Mail Online @MailOnline 11h
Drag queen is arrested 'after being caught masturbating publicly for an HOUR'
trib.al/XvBSCH3

It's one of the L.A. Dodgers' [no] "Pride" Night assholes. BTW.
Posted by: andycanuck


A Sister of Perpetual Indulgence member. The same group that Sam Brinton is from. The former DoE high level bureaucrat that couldn't stop stealing women's clothing in airports. That guy.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 13, 2023 06:37 PM (sAmhv)

101 Listen to the rhythm of the falling reign
Posted by: Tuna at September 13, 2023 06:30 PM (gLRfa)

Nothing lasts forever, even cold September reign

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2023 06:37 PM (NtVYv)

102 I'm no lawyer but...
What the governor did is illegal.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 13, 2023 06:37 PM (MeG8a)

103
That is one of the things that puzzles me: why New Mexico?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (867s5)

They thought they could get away with it there. And although the Empress doesn't realize it, she's expendable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2023 06:37 PM (i9ffA)

104 My book will be like a neutron bomb over the city.

Who'd you copy it from, Joe?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 13, 2023 06:37 PM (Bd6X8)

105 Don't know but the tweet is recent. What kind of asshole constantly uses his dead son for cover of all his corruption?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:33 PM (ZLI7S)

Salesman of used cars, he is.

Posted by: Heckling Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:37 PM (867s5)

106 That is one of the things that puzzles me: why New Mexico?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (867s5)

Well their Governor is too white to be Mother Nature.

What else is left for a white Karen to do?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 13, 2023 06:38 PM (RLLZj)

107
A former precedent who enjoyed fresh members I recall, it was.

Posted by: Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:38 PM (enJYY)

108 Just when the Clintons thought there was nothing else to steal, here come.the Bidens.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 13, 2023 06:38 PM (nnp+f)

109
He has toppled Hillary! as the most corrupt, despicable pol in America. That was an exceptionally high bar, and Biden cleared it easily.

Legions of Democrats vie to top FJB. "I'm more corrupt and despicable!" "No, I am!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2023 06:38 PM (MoZTd)

110 If Joe broke his leg, he'd call his left crutch "Scranton" and his right one "Beau".

He's truly a disgusting being.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 06:38 PM (aXxgO)

111 How many illegal immigrants will die trying to enter the US because of these Brown Person hating Judge ?????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2023 06:38 PM (EnsGU)

112 I am dissapoint.

You really shouldn't be. Par for the course for the Dems in this state.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 13, 2023 06:38 PM (Bd6X8)

113 Daily Mail Online @MailOnline 11h
Drag queen is arrested 'after being caught masturbating publicly for an HOUR'
trib.al/XvBSCH3

It's one of the L.A. Dodgers' [no] "Pride" Night assholes. BTW.
Posted by: andycanuck

High grade lotion, xhe must use.

Posted by: Heckling Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:38 PM (867s5)

114 102 I'm no lawyer but...
What the governor did is illegal.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 13, 2023 06:37 PM (MeG8a)

And Irregal.

Posted by: Japanese guy in NM at September 13, 2023 06:39 PM (ynpvh)

115 We used to call ourselves "The Aristocrats"

Posted by: The Bidens at September 13, 2023 06:39 PM (5FPX4)

116 Rein man = NYT definition of a mounted USBP agent.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 06:39 PM (krqg6)

117 That is one of the things that puzzles me: why New Mexico?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
___

To make a name for herself.

Did you know who this person was a week ago? Me neither.

If you want to know why Mark Kelly has been so successful, he's run as a gun grabber and raised like a billion dollars. The elites Dem donor base really has a problem with the 2nd amendment and people outside their security detail having guns.

Posted by: Blago at September 13, 2023 06:39 PM (BVlcm)

118
I'm no lawyer but...
What the governor did is illegal.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 13, 2023 06:37 PM (MeG8a)

You have no standing to have such an opinion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2023 06:39 PM (MoZTd)

119 She is yet another politician who feels entitled to do whatever she wants in her state, because of her family. Lujans who have held elective offices in New Mexico:

-Eugene David Lujan (1887–1980), Judge of the Supreme Court of New Mexico 1945–59. Grandfather of Michelle Lujan Grisham, fifth cousin of Manuel Lujan Sr., and second cousin once removed of Ben Lujan.

- Michelle Lujan Grisham (born 1959), Governor of New Mexico 2019-, US Rep. from New Mexico 2013–18, New Mexico Health Secretary 2004–07. Granddaughter of Eugene Lujan, fourth cousin of Ben Ray Lujan, and sixth cousin once removed of Manuel Lujan Jr.

- Manuel Lujan Sr. (1893–1975), Mayor of Santa Fe 1942–48; Republican nominee for Governor of New Mexico, 1948

- Manuel Lujan Jr. (1928–2019), U.S. Rep. from New Mexico 1969–89, U.S. Sec. of the Interior 1989–93. Sixth cousin once removed of Michelle Lujan Grisham.

- Ben Lujan (1935–2012), New Mexico State Rep. 1975–2012. Father of Ben Ray Lujan, fifth cousin once removed of Manuel Lujan Sr., and second cousin once removed of Eugene David Lujan.

- Ben Ray Lujan (born 1972), US Senator from New Mexico since January 2021, US Rep. from NM 2009-21.

Posted by: GL at September 13, 2023 06:39 PM (5fDan)

120 With Biden or Harris as your choices it is like having to choose between HIV/Dementia or Herpes .............

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2023 06:40 PM (EnsGU)

121 Patriarchy = It's reigning men!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 06:40 PM (krqg6)

122 121 Patriarchy = It's reigning men!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 06:40 PM (krqg6)

More a japanese sprinkle party, this is.

Posted by: Heckling Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:41 PM (867s5)

123 Was listening to the Clay and Buck show today and surprisingly CNN's Poppy Harlow challenged Governor Grisham and did some actual journalism. The conversation went like this-

"Just let me ask you one final question about executive power, right? That's a big thing you're testing here, too. Are you overreaching? Let me give you a hypothetical, right? You're a Democratic governor who is doing this. What if a Republican governor of a state declares a health emergency and unilaterally outlaws abortion in that state, where the legislature has not done so by statute, following your logic, would that also be sound?"


GRISHAM: "In this situation, honestly, I don't think so. But that is what's happening in this country, is that we've got extremists on this question and on reproductive rights. And the issue about the emergency order, the difference here is, I had an 11-year-old that was shot and killed with 17 rounds in a road rage. I got a call from a surgeon whose husband was killed in the exact same way in Albuquerque."

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2023 06:41 PM (NpAcC)

124 Hey Joe what kind of ice cream is that ?


you know my son died !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2023 06:41 PM (NtVYv)

125 119

Posted by: GL at September 13, 2023 06:39 PM (5fDan)

She shoulda been that family's George P. Bush.

Posted by: Japanese guy in NM at September 13, 2023 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

126 US-Mexico border is officially the DEADLIEST in the world: At least 686 deaths and multiple migrants going missing makes it the most dangerous crossing
https://mol.im/a/12510211

Posted by: Ciampino - 16" guns; rifles; handguns/pistols at September 13, 2023 06:42 PM (qfLjt)

127 124 Hey Joe what kind of ice cream is that ?


you know my son died !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2023 06:41 PM (NtVYv)

Strange flavor. No thanks.

Posted by: Japanese guy in NM at September 13, 2023 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

128 With Biden or Harris as your choices it is like having to choose between HIV/Dementia or Herpes .............
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2023 06:40 PM (EnsGU)

Hum, ya gonna have to give me 10 minutes to think about that choice

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2023 06:43 PM (pmmLi)

129 What the fruck? off Sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:43 PM (ynpvh)

130 How many President's have ever visited Midway since WWII?? So by me not going to DC/NYC/Shankesville is no big deal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


President'n is hard, Jack ..........

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 13, 2023 06:43 PM (EnsGU)

131 Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2023 06:41 PM (NpAcC)

How many children were murdered via abortion while she was on that show?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:44 PM (ynpvh)

132 128 With Biden or Harris as your choices it is like having to choose between HIV/Dementia or Herpes .............
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2023 06:40 PM (EnsGU)

Hum, ya gonna have to give me 10 minutes to think about that choice
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2023 06:43 PM (pmmLi)

If Herpes you have, the flare ups to watch out for you should.

Dementia, to fix you cannot.

Posted by: Heckling Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:45 PM (867s5)

133 and everything is documented and ready for the publisher - obama, clintons, peolosi, reid

I am not convinced of Biden's writing or editorial ability.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at September 13, 2023 06:45 PM (RSbhh)

134
you know my son died !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Like that guy at Instapundit who can't stop talking about how he got screwed during the Kavanaugh confirmation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2023 06:45 PM (MoZTd)

135 122 “Japanese sprinkle party”


Sigh. Is this another one of those terms that I don’t want to look up?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 06:45 PM (xTRSc)

136 Ah, these dynastic families. Still looking for their serfs. Well, f### them. We came here to escape Euro-serfdom and the corruption of hereditary titles.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 13, 2023 06:46 PM (U0c5a)

137
She is yet another politician who feels entitled to do whatever she wants in her state, because of her family

Oh, the Bushes of New Mexico.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2023 06:46 PM (MoZTd)

138 134
you know my son died !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Like that guy at Instapundit who can't stop talking about how he got screwed during the Kavanaugh confirmation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2023 06:45 PM (MoZTd)

as someone mentioned the other day, Beau is Joe Biden's Kenny. The bastards!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

139 Like that guy at Instapundit who can't stop talking about how he got screwed during the Kavanaugh confirmation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2023 06:45 PM (MoZTd)

Or Driscoll of Ed, the Beatles he must hump.

Posted by: Heckling Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:46 PM (867s5)

140 Sometimes, I hate being an amateur lexicographer.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 06:46 PM (xTRSc)

141 Oops; Off sock.

Posted by: FenlonSpoke at September 13, 2023 06:46 PM (RSbhh)

142 135 122 “Japanese sprinkle party”


Sigh. Is this another one of those terms that I don’t want to look up?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 06:45 PM (xTRSc)

Oh, just the literal meaning of the actual word.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

143 Hey Man............. I was at Woodstock with Beau and Jimi Hendrix in 1969. We all helped Jimi play the "Star Spangled Banner" with our Fender Electric Guiters. Jimi screwed it up and me/Beau had to finish the song ..........

So back off, Jack !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 13, 2023 06:47 PM (EnsGU)

144 GRISHAM: "...And the issue about the emergency order, the difference here is, I had an 11-year-old that was shot and killed with 17 rounds in a road rage. I got a call from a surgeon whose husband was killed in the exact same way in Albuquerque."

Now do traffic accidents. Forbid auto transport because health?

It's an inanimate tool, you Animated Tool.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 06:47 PM (aXxgO)

145 72 >>When was that interview?

Don't know but the tweet is recent. What kind of asshole constantly uses his dead son for cover of all his corruption?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:33 PM (ZLI7S)

It's edited.

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 06:47 PM (x5hic)

146 >>>That is one of the things that puzzles me: why New Mexico?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

She isn't Lujan Grisham for no reason. It's a dynasty in NM, republican or democrat. Manuel Lujan was a republican congressman for 20 years. Ben Ray Lujan was a congressman and is now senator. Also, judges and mayors and assorted hangers on.

Posted by: huerfano at September 13, 2023 06:47 PM (7zEAH)

147 Raul is my cousin. His dad, mi tio, is a retired AUSA. His wife is the furthest left person en mi familia. Family functions are fun.

Posted by: Oso at September 13, 2023 06:47 PM (ILafk)

148 The UK nanny state appears to have struck a nerve. They created "Ultra Low Emission Zones." Within those zones, if you're driving a "non-compliant" road vehicle, they will fine you 15 Euros per day. To verify your non-compliant vehicle was in one of these zones, they're relying on cameras. Those cameras have become a target of vandals.

Here's surveillance video of one camera's untimely demise:
https://is.gd/HcAXm1

Another:
https://is.gd/WnJJTh

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2023 06:48 PM (0N1h0)

149 Sigh. Is this another one of those terms that I don’t want to look up?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 06:45 PM

I regret looking up "Cleveland Steamer".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2023 06:48 PM (a3Q+t)

150 Sigh. Is this another one of those terms that I don’t want to look up?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 06:45 PM (xTRSc)

Stay innocent you must.

Look it up, you must not.

Unless pancake batter as makeup, on turns you.

Posted by: Heckling Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:48 PM (867s5)

151 NFLPA wants a return to natural grass on all fields after Rodgers' season-ending injury.

Coincidentally enough, I was watching natural-grass Paper Lion just last night. 1968 Both teams' uniforms were all browned and grassed midway through the game.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 06:48 PM (krqg6)

152 147 Raul is my cousin. His dad, mi tio, is a retired AUSA. His wife is the furthest left person en mi familia. Family functions are fun.

Posted by: Oso at September 13, 2023 06:47 PM (ILafk)

Depends on if you enjoy watching fireworks or not...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:49 PM (ynpvh)

153 114 102 I'm no lawyer but...
What the governor did is illegal.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 13, 2023 06:37 PM (MeG8a)

And Irregal.

Posted by: Japanese guy in NM at September 13, 2023 06:39 PM (ynpvh)
----
Get rid of her next erection.

Posted by: Ciampino - another Japanese at September 13, 2023 06:49 PM (qfLjt)

154 95 32 Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.
https://tinyurl.com/ypt2f79a
Posted by: JackStraw


If I lose an election, well at my age I got nothing else left to lose. They money is overseas or spent, the family members I care about are protected, and everything is documented and ready for the publisher - obama, clintons, peolosi, reid. Oh, and not just dems but all the republicans will be highlighted. My book will be like a neutron bomb over the city.

Yeah, impeach me. I dare you.
Posted by: joe biden at September 13, 2023 06:36 PM (J+pgu)

Jill Biden is ready to hit the 'send' button on the manuscript, when the time is right.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 13, 2023 06:49 PM (/iWhV)

155 126 US-Mexico border is officially the DEADLIEST in the world: At least 686 deaths and multiple migrants going missing makes it the most dangerous crossing
https://mol.im/a/12510211
Posted by: Ciampino - 16" guns; rifles; handguns/pistols
-------------------------

Tucker Carlson takes TX Governor, Abbott, to task for not defending the border.

https://tinyurl.com/3wmwcjv8


//rumble.com/v3gsv1e-
tucker-carlson-torches-greg-abbott-
about-the-border.html

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 06:49 PM (lCWOD)

156 And unless he did it years ago, when he some sort of working brain, I'm not even sure Biden thought to write down "Gotchas" for Democrat politicians or outsourced it to someone else. If they thought he had, he'd get knocked off just as Obama's former chef probably did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2023 06:49 PM (RSbhh)

157 149 Sigh. Is this another one of those terms that I don’t want to look up?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 06:45 PM

I regret looking up "Cleveland Steamer".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2023 06:48 PM (a3Q+t)

Ever Heard of Amber?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

158
NFLPA wants a return to natural grass on all fields after Rodgers' season-ending injury.

"If horses won't eat it, I don't want to play on it." - Dick Allen

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2023 06:50 PM (MoZTd)

159 >>>Democratic New Mexico Attorney General Raul Torrez announced he will not defend the state in pending lawsuits against the governor's public health emergency order

147 Raul is my cousin. His dad, mi tio, is a retired AUSA. His wife is the furthest left person en mi familia. Family functions are fun.
Posted by: Oso at September 13, 2023 06:47 PM (ILafk)

Yay!

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 06:50 PM (x5hic)

160 Deplorable Jay Guevara noted in the prior thread that female and black politicians are generally a blight upon the nation. The evidence for this assertion is overwhelming, as shown by this moronic bint in NM.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (XMwZJ)

161 fixed. Had computer reboot (damn Windows and its updates)
Posted by: jim

I got a notification that Win wanted to restart. I told it "until until 10:30pm".
It's easy: find the 'update' section in settings, "change it to download but, don't reboot until I tell you it's okay".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (sWbnM)

162 134
you know my son died !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Like that guy at Instapundit who can't stop talking about how he got screwed during the Kavanaugh confirmation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2023 06:45 PM (MoZTd)

Mike Judge is apparently in a bad way, financially. He's working menial jobs, and has a GoFundMe out there to finance his living expenses while he writes a book on the ordeal. He did get royally shafted, while Blasey Ford has a paid-for addition to her house, and a lot of walking around money to boot.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (/iWhV)

163 Actions like the NM Governoress' are what might bring a fully fledged and fully justified Lexington & Concord type of reaction, in response.

If I might be so presumptuous as to speak for Texas, please allow me to say this to my New Mexico friends and neighbors:

HERE IS A GONZALES FLAG. FLY IT IN GOOD FAITH, FIGHT UNDER IT WITH FULL COURAGE AND RESOLVE.

And I'd amend the flag's epitaph to read:

COME AND TAKE IT, BITCH!


... that is all.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (e6UQI)

164 There's a reason why between 70-75% of Americans don't want either Joe Biden or Donald Trump to be the nominee.

How is the greatest country on Earth left with these choices for the top job?

Posted by: Blago at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (BVlcm)

165 129 What the fruck? off Sock.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:43 PM (ynpvh)

51 Posted by: jin
jim?
Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 06:28 PM (x5hic)

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (x5hic)

166 Good lord!

Kate Moss now looks like the monster from a cheap creature feature.

https://is.gd/KStWj8

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (0N1h0)

167 114 102 I'm no lawyer but...
What the governor did is illegal.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 13, 2023 06:37 PM (MeG8a)

And Irregal.

Posted by: Japanese guy in NM at September 13, 2023 06:39 PM (ynpvh)
----
Get rid of her next erection.

She's term limited, so gone after this term is up no matter what. I think she could sit out one election and try again, though. That was Bruce King's strategy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (Bd6X8)

168 143 Hey Man............. I was at Woodstock with Beau and Jimi Hendrix in 1969. We all helped Jimi play the "Star Spangled Banner" with our Fender Electric Guiters. Jimi screwed it up and me/Beau had to finish the song ..........

So back off, Jack !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 13, 2023 06:47 PM (EnsGU)


I don't believe you are Joe Biden. The real Joe Biden includes at least one "Not a joke!" or "Not kidding!" lies in his self-applauding fantasy stories.

Posted by: GL at September 13, 2023 06:52 PM (5fDan)

169 161 fixed. Had computer reboot (damn Windows and its updates)
Posted by: jim

I got a notification that Win wanted to restart. I told it "until until 10:30pm".
It's easy: find the 'update' section in settings, "change it to download but, don't reboot until I tell you it's okay".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (sWbnM)

Just can't put them off indefinitely.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:52 PM (ynpvh)

170 169 161 fixed. Had computer reboot (damn Windows and its updates)
Posted by: jim

I got a notification that Win wanted to restart. I told it "until until 10:30pm".
It's easy: find the 'update' section in settings, "change it to download but, don't reboot until I tell you it's okay".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (sWbnM)

Just can't put them off indefinitely.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:52 PM (ynpvh)

And I wonder, sometimes, how much being installed isn't Gov't spyware.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

171 170 Posted by: A friend at September 13, 2023 06:52 PM (QKpel)

S/he seems nice.

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 06:53 PM (x5hic)

172 District Court Judge David Herrera Urias

A Bitem Judge

Governor must not have read the polling

Posted by: The Grisham Grab, Miklos #12 at September 13, 2023 06:53 PM (gjyF5)

173 Hey Man............. I was at Woodstock with Beau and Jimi Hendrix in 1969. We all helped Jimi play the "Star Spangled Banner" with our Fender Electric Guiters. Jimi screwed it up and me/Beau had to finish the song ..........

So back off, Jack !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 13, 2023 06:47 PM (EnsGU)

And I was playing the bongos. It was wild....

Posted by: Brian Williams at September 13, 2023 06:53 PM (PiwSw)

174 Let’s just elect Blago, and be done with it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 06:54 PM (xTRSc)

175 166 Good lord!

Kate Moss now looks like the monster from a cheap creature feature.

https://is.gd/KStWj8

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (0N1h0)

Before/AFter meth?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

176 https://is.gd/KStWj8
Posted by: bonhomme

Uh, I bet it weren't the cigs...

Posted by: MkY at September 13, 2023 06:54 PM (cPGH3)

177 But it is a public health EMERGENCY!!!!!!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 13, 2023 06:55 PM (cMXNt)

178 ULEZ is in London through Sadiq Khaaaaaannnn!!! And now 'blade runners' are going after enforcement camera vans too and not just the surveillance cameras. https://tinyurl.com/mry7j4hf

Laurence Fox @LozzaFox 5h
Peaceful Revolution works.

A third of the midget dictators scameras are down.

No one voted for a surveillance state.

Tear them ALL down.

Thank you #bladerunners

Ulez opponents start vandalising camera vans | ITV News
Images posted on social media show one of the vans daubed with anti-Ulez graffiti and having a flat tyre. | ITV News London

https://tinyurl.com/yumjzrcj
[ITV link; and, yes, the Brits spell tire 'tyre'!]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 06:55 PM (krqg6)

179 Kate Moss is nearing 50. Born in 1974.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:55 PM (ynpvh)

180 176 166 Good lord!

Kate Moss now looks like the monster from a cheap creature feature.

https://is.gd/KStWj8

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (0N1h0)

Before/AFter meth?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

A lot of her beauty was youth+attitude+makeup.

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 06:56 PM (x5hic)

181 High grade lotion, xhe must use.
Posted by: Heckling Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:38 PM

If y'all paid attention to the important information that flows like reign here on Sunday evenings, you'd know that oil/lotion is for things that rotate, and grease is for things that slide.

Also, avoid using rice as a filler for your bags.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2023 06:56 PM (a3Q+t)

182 171 And I wonder, sometimes, how much being installed isn't Gov't spyware.

you can't fool me. it's gov't spyware all the way down.

Posted by: anachronda at September 13, 2023 06:56 PM (oY6Yp)

183 170 Hey, A Friendly suggestion:

Eff off,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 06:56 PM (xTRSc)

184 @67, yup

"we are the ones we have been waiting for"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 13, 2023 06:57 PM (YNbPJ)

185 pew pew pew

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2023 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

186 As long as RFK Jr. approves, I'm all for it!

Posted by: 13times at September 13, 2023 06:57 PM (cI6EH)

187 I got a call from a surgeon whose husband was killed in the exact same way in Albuquerque."

Why is it important to specify 'a surgeon'? How about a citizen?

Posted by: Ciampino - another citizen at September 13, 2023 06:58 PM (qfLjt)

188 That bag o’ bones Kate Moss was ever good looking?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 06:58 PM (xTRSc)

189 S/he seems nice.
Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 06:53 PM (x5hic)

What a weenie. Why didn't his "friend" post under his/her real name?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2023 06:58 PM (RSbhh)

190 Good lord!

Kate Moss now looks like the monster from a cheap creature feature.

https://is.gd/KStWj8
Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (0N1h0)
........

a Mexican Alien corpse.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2023 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

191 Ah, these dynastic families. Still looking for their serfs. Well, f### them. We came here to escape Euro-serfdom and the corruption of hereditary titles.
Posted by: Erik

In N.M's case this is left over from the State being part of Mexico.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 13, 2023 06:58 PM (sWbnM)

192 Lujan baby, L.A. lady. Seamstress for the band.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2023 06:58 PM (63Dwl)

193 Than Sadiq Khan, a bigger asshole, few are.

Posted by: Heckling Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:59 PM (867s5)

194 183 171 And I wonder, sometimes, how much being installed isn't Gov't spyware.

you can't fool me. it's gov't spyware all the way down.

Posted by: anachronda at September 13, 2023 06:56 PM (oY6Yp)

Let me check with my WireTap Androgeny Phone from Gaggle.
"Hey WireTap, are Windows Updates Goverment Spyware"
"Wiretap?"
"oh, Wiretap?"
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

195 Good lord!

Kate Moss now looks like the monster from a cheap creature feature.

https://is.gd/KStWj8
Posted by: bonhomme

She sees the world through Clint Eastwood eyes.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 13, 2023 06:59 PM (sWbnM)

196 'Bout time for Brits to re-learn the sling.

Posted by: MkY at September 13, 2023 07:00 PM (cPGH3)

197 Lujan baby, L.A. lady. Seamstress for the band.

Ballerina. Have you seen her? Handing out gun bans.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 13, 2023 07:00 PM (Bd6X8)

198 Low grade sexual heckling of ace, that is.

Do better, do we on a regular basis.

Owns himself better, ace does.

Posted by: Heckling Yoda at September 13, 2023 07:00 PM (867s5)

199 32 Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.
https://tinyurl.com/ypt2f79a
Posted by: JackStraw

——-

I the George Costanza “Was that wrong?” defense.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 13, 2023 07:01 PM (cMXNt)

200 She sees the world through Clint Eastwood eyes.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 13, 2023 06:59 PM (sWbnM)

Really bright did the world look, to marty feldman?

Posted by: Heckling Yoda at September 13, 2023 07:01 PM (867s5)

201 Gov. Grisham is not a outlier, she's uniparty-left faction.

Posted by: 13times at September 13, 2023 07:02 PM (rsKFX)

202 And I forgot about Alex Karras in Paper Lion -- I got a real thrill seeing and recognizing him right away. He lost alot of weight after his pro career and having moved onto TV.

Died at 77 and had had dementia/brain damage as a result of his football career. Was one of the guys who initiated the lawsuit against the NFL over it.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 07:03 PM (krqg6)

203 119 Lujans who have held elective offices in New Mexico:

-Eugene David Lujan (1887–1980), Judge of the Supreme Court of New Mexico 1945–59. Grandfather of Michelle Lujan Grisham, fifth cousin of Manuel Lujan Sr., and second cousin once removed of Ben Lujan.

- Michelle Lujan Grisham (born 1959), Governor of New Mexico 2019-, US Rep. from New Mexico 2013–18, New Mexico Health Secretary 2004–07. Granddaughter of Eugene Lujan, fourth cousin of Ben Ray Lujan, and sixth cousin once removed of Manuel Lujan Jr.

- Manuel Lujan Sr. (1893–1975), Mayor of Santa Fe 1942–48; Republican nominee for Governor of New Mexico, 1948

- Manuel Lujan Jr. (1928–2019), U.S. Rep. from New Mexico 1969–89, U.S. Sec. of the Interior 1989–93. Sixth cousin once removed of Michelle Lujan Grisham.

- Ben Lujan (1935–2012), New Mexico State Rep. 1975–2012. Father of Ben Ray Lujan, fifth cousin once removed of Manuel Lujan Sr., and second cousin once removed of Eugene David Lujan.

- Ben Ray Lujan (born 1972), US Senator from New Mexico since January 2021, US Rep. from NM 2009-21.
Posted by: GL at September 13, 2023 06:39 PM (5fDan)

This smacks of original reporting!

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:04 PM (x5hic)

204 Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.
https://tinyurl.com/ypt2f79a
Posted by: JackStraw


Is there a superlative form of the adjective "despicable"?

Posted by: Miklos has Language Question at September 13, 2023 07:04 PM (gjyF5)

205 "Why is it important to specify 'a surgeon'? How about a citizen?

Posted by: Ciampino - another citizen at September 13, 2023 06:58 PM (qfLjt) "

gotta emphasize that this was A Real Person, not just some scummy citizen.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 13, 2023 07:04 PM (YNbPJ)

206 A Texas district judge just ruled DACA illegal. Again.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 07:04 PM (ZLI7S)

207 The Deep State and Democrats Propaganda Ministry are still sticking up for him. Read at PJ Media the White House is coordinating this " no evidence " shtick for the coming impeachment

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2023 07:05 PM (fwDg9)

208 New Mexico governor attacks legal, law abiding American citizen gun owners meanwhile the sanctuary city of Albuquerque was playing host to a Mexican mass murderer let through the Southern Border because of the Democrats open border policies.
Can't make this shit up!

Mexico massacre suspect arrested in Albuquerque
https://tinyurl.com/3txwuw6m
Federal authorities in Albuquerque arrested a man accused in a 2019 ambush that left nine Americans — six children and three women — dead on a road in Northern Mexico.
U.S. Marshals arrested Gustavo Ivan Hernandez-Cabral on Monday in Albuquerque and charged him with illegal entry.
The charge stemmed from a July incident when, according to court records, Border Patrol caught Hernandez-Cabral after he illegally crossed the border near Columbus.
Glisson said federal authorities in Las Cruces locked in on where Hernandez-Cabral was staying in Albuquerque and Homeland Security Investigations agents arrested him.
Glisson did not say where Hernandez-Cabral was found in Albuquerque
It is unclear what happened after Border Patrol agents initially apprehended Hernandez-Cabral and seven others on July 27 — alleging the group came over illegally.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 13, 2023 07:05 PM (9aVck)

209 201 Gov. Grisham is not a outlier, she's uniparty-left faction.
Posted by: 13times at September 13, 2023 07:02 PM (rsKFX)

She certainly fit well into the 'hostage plot' thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:05 PM (867s5)

210 It doesn’t matter how “out” they are. Stretchin’ Gretchen will lie with ‘em.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 07:05 PM (xTRSc)

211 32 Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.
https://tinyurl.com/ypt2f79a
Posted by: JackStraw
.......

He's Toast. Get ready for Harris / Newsom 2024. Gavin will poison Kamalama's soup and slide right into The Big Guy's chair.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2023 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

212 21
'It is rather shocking to see a unanimous pushback on a current year ruler saying, "no, you may not do that".'

When something seems too good to be true, it usually is.
I'm looking for a 'why'. Democrats don't respect the rule of law especially not the 2nd amendment.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 13, 2023 07:06 PM (roH4R)

213 Ultra plus despicable.

But that applies to the Democrat Party in general

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:06 PM (3dqqG)

214 Bitch should laid off the covid powerade.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2023 07:06 PM (TRKK7)

215 Crowder was mentioning, with the different sheriffs and the DA saying they wouldn't enforce it, one thing that was being said is this was up to the state police to enforce.

Don't know if they ever issued a statement on it, might be interesting if this is a line that gets drawn.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2023 07:06 PM (dGCAG)

216 and just seen an my mammy herald:

A federal judge again declares that DACA is illegal. Issue likely to be decided by US Supreme Court

[the judge was probably put on the bench by either trump or hitler]

and i see jack straw just posted the same thing. ok, we can share

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 13, 2023 07:07 PM (B1FKF)

217 I didn't think this was important enough to link but a news chyron here also reports an investigation is underway although that might just be the FAA routine crash investigation.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 4h
Gene Peltola, Husband of Alaska Rep. Mary Peltola, Killed In Plane Crash: 'He Lightened the Darkest Moments'
https://tinyurl.com/mf3bd9su

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 07:07 PM (krqg6)

218 Gavin will poison Kamalama's soup and slide right into The Big Guy's chair.

Poisoned spotted dick? And if Bidet sat in the chair, then better have it sterilized before sitting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:08 PM (3dqqG)

219 'It is rather shocking to see a unanimous pushback on a current year ruler saying, "no, you may not do that".'

When something seems too good to be true, it usually is.
I'm looking for a 'why'. Democrats don't respect the rule of law especially not the 2nd amendment.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 13, 2023 07:06 PM (roH4R)

That is my thought. Maybe an attempt to appear 'reasonable'? Talking point?

Give cover for GOPe squishes? 'See! THEY compromised, why can't we?!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:08 PM (867s5)

220 DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2023 07:08 PM (v0R5T)

221 It is unclear what happened after Border Patrol agents initially apprehended Hernandez-Cabral and seven others on July 27 — alleging the group came over illegally.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
---
Border Patrol turned him loose, the same as they treat 1000s of other invaders.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 13, 2023 07:08 PM (sWbnM)

222 192 Lujan baby, L.A. lady. Seamstress for the band.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2023 06:58 PM (63Dwl)

Lujan wears her war wound like a crown

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:08 PM (x5hic)

223 I still think the AG should have marched into her office accompanied by state troopers and issued an ultimatum: Rescind the order or go to jail.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2023 07:08 PM (BpYfr)

224 On old Windows you could turn off updates.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 07:08 PM (lCWOD)

225 204. Miklos, call me. I’ll teach you the proper pronunciation and everything.

Posted by: Sylvester the Cat at September 13, 2023 07:08 PM (xTRSc)

226 Why is this ugly,old bint governor?

Just look at her.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2023 07:09 PM (R/m4+)

227 Hernandez-Cabral and seven others on July 27 — alleging the group came over illegally.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 13, 2023 07:05 PM (9aVck)

Probably identified and tracked via phone app.

Posted by: 13times at September 13, 2023 07:09 PM (rsKFX)

228 Read the New Mexico ruling. Scary part? The judge essentially said that "Bruen" compelled him to strike it down, not the constitution. He went to lengths to essentially imply he did t agree with that icky Right Wing Judicial activism, but had to follow it for now.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2023 07:09 PM (DFbpm)

229 Kamahaha and the Witchmer

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 13, 2023 07:09 PM (Eeb9P)

230 223 I still think the AG should have marched into her office accompanied by state troopers and issued an ultimatum: Rescind the order or go to jail.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2023 07:08 PM (BpYfr)

Just arrest her for treason. Done.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:09 PM (867s5)

231 They thought they could get away with it there. And although the Empress doesn't realize it, she's expendable.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2023 06:37 PM (i9ffA)

This was a trial balloon. They'll try again. They're relentless.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 13, 2023 07:10 PM (5GiIq)

232 217
'Killed In Plane Crash: 'He Lightened the Darkest Moments''

Just like the fire from the crash.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 13, 2023 07:10 PM (roH4R)

233 139 Like that guy at Instapundit who can't stop talking about how he got screwed during the Kavanaugh confirmation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2023 06:45 PM (MoZTd)

Or Driscoll of Ed, the Beatles he must hump.
Posted by: Heckling Yoda at September 13, 2023 06:46 PM (867s5)

I ever tell you guys about how the Secret Service ran me over and now I don't go adventuring anymore?

Posted by: Jim Treacher at September 13, 2023 07:10 PM (ppBhU)

234 When something seems too good to be true, it usually is.
I'm looking for a 'why'. Democrats don't respect the rule of law especially not the 2nd amendment.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 13, 2023 07:06 PM (roH4R)

I'm generally suspicious too, but it could just be she stepped too far forward.

I know a couple years ago when Colorado passed their red whatever laws, the ones that said if you are nutso and/or suicidal they can take your guns. A number of sheriffs said they wouldn't enforce it, and I don't know if it was ever challenged in court.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2023 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

235 re 211: and the first comment on your trixxex link:

"You've still got nothin' but accusations, no actual proof".

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 13, 2023 07:10 PM (B1FKF)

236 That pair probably polls best against Trump or DeSantis.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 13, 2023 07:10 PM (Eeb9P)

237 Democrats are like a T-600

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:10 PM (3dqqG)

238 So they're writing up impeachment papers on her, right?

Posted by: Capitalized at September 13, 2023 07:11 PM (u3NjE)

239 Yes, as reported above...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 18m
BREAKING: Judge again declares DACA is illegal, setting up likely showdown before US Supreme Court over the fate of 'Dreamers.' - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 07:11 PM (krqg6)

240 237 Democrats are like a T-600
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:10 PM (3dqqG)

The one with rubber skin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:11 PM (867s5)

241 >>>"... I do not believe it passes constitutional muster."

Could you pass the constitutional muster, please?

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:12 PM (x5hic)

242 #217 I forgot to mention she's a Dem Rep.

FYI and not out of glee.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 07:12 PM (krqg6)

243 The one with rubber skin?

That's Nancy Pelosi's natural condition

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:12 PM (3dqqG)

244 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2023 07:09 PM (R/m4+)

Most Governors-with the possible exception of the one from SD and a fw others-are not good looking-whether they're women or men.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2023 07:12 PM (RSbhh)

245 235 re 211: and the first comment on your trixxex link:

"You've still got nothin' but accusations, no actual proof".
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 13, 2023 07:10 PM (B1FKF)

Same evidence against Trump and he would have been ousted. Enough of the GOPe would have seen it as cover.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:12 PM (867s5)

246 That is my thought. Maybe an attempt to appear 'reasonable'? Talking point?

Give cover for GOPe squishes? 'See! THEY compromised, why can't we?!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:08 PM (867s5)

You wanna go really dark, watch for a particularly nasty mass shooting in Albuquerque in the next couple weeks.

Give them a "see, I told you so" moment.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2023 07:13 PM (dGCAG)

247 225 Damn, just realized that that should have been socked as Daffy, not Sylvester.

Here’s my Guy Card, if anybody wants to take and shred it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 07:13 PM (xTRSc)

248 151 NFLPA wants a return to natural grass on all fields after Rodgers' season-ending injury.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 06:48 PM (krqg6)

Heart-breaking.

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:13 PM (x5hic)

249 Most Governors-with the possible exception of the one from SD and a fw others-are not good looking-whether they're women or men.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Who was it that said politics is Hollywood for ugly people?

Posted by: MkY at September 13, 2023 07:13 PM (cPGH3)

250 Miklos, call me. I’ll teach you the proper pronunciation and everything.
Posted by: Sylvester the Cat


Okay!

I am also for teach peoples Hungarian!

Posted by: Miklos thinks Magyar is the True Secret language of Masons and Rosicrucians as well at September 13, 2023 07:13 PM (gjyF5)

251 231 They thought they could get away with it there. And although the Empress doesn't realize it, she's expendable.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2023 06:37 PM (i9ffA)

This was a trial balloon. They'll try again. They're relentless.
Posted by: Ordinary American at
----------

They picked the smallest and, they thought, least reactive state.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 07:14 PM (lCWOD)

252 The only reason Democrats are upset with the NM governor is she revealed their scheme and intentions too early. A public health order will be the new tool by which all things will be declared illegal or through which exceptions will be made. Like voting. Wait for it.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2023 07:14 PM (DFbpm)

253 Plus, if Trump had had this much evidence of actual wrong doing, he SHOULD have been ousted.

This is treason. Plain and simple.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:14 PM (867s5)

254 Okay tea leave readers, what does this mean?

That boneless pork rectum Mittels Rombley says he is not running for re-election.

So another try at adding more money to his personal wealth with another failed Presidential run?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:14 PM (3dqqG)

255 i've said this before but i am beginning to sense what it might have felt like to be a jew in germany the week after hitler became chancellor

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 13, 2023 07:14 PM (B1FKF)

256 Damn, just realized that that should have been socked as Daffy, not Sylvester.

Here’s my Guy Card, if anybody wants to take and shred it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

S'okay

Posted by: Senor Miklos Wences at September 13, 2023 07:14 PM (gjyF5)

257 204

Is there a superlative form of the adjective "despicable"?

Posted by: Miklos has Language Question at September 13, 2023 07:04 PM (gjyF5)
----
Desplicablest? (usually Most despicable).

Posted by: Ciampino - another citizen? at September 13, 2023 07:14 PM (qfLjt)

258 You wanna go really dark, watch for a particularly nasty mass shooting in Albuquerque in the next couple weeks.

Give them a "see, I told you so" moment.
Posted by: BurtTC

That's not dark. That's de rigueur
.

Posted by: MkY at September 13, 2023 07:15 PM (cPGH3)

259 Is Ousted Trump some Mexican relative of PDT's??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 07:15 PM (krqg6)

260 254 That boneless pork rectum Mittels Rombley
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:14 PM (3dqqG)

LOL

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:15 PM (x5hic)

261 My problem was that I loved my family and no matter what they did I would not escalate. I would not hire a lawyer or let out the dirty secrets or go underhanded.

This was similar to Nixon7s problem -- He loved the country and would not rage quit.

This is no Biden's problem. He has no love for the USA, and will destroy it in a heartbeat if it benefited him.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 13, 2023 07:15 PM (J+pgu)

262 Fess up, Miklos. You are Zoltan Karpathy, that marvelous boy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 07:15 PM (xTRSc)

263 219
'Maybe an attempt to appear 'reasonable'?'

That's not their usual M.O. They usually double down.
'We meant to do that. What are you going to do about it?'

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 13, 2023 07:16 PM (roH4R)

264 They picked the smallest and, they thought, least reactive state.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 07:14 PM (lCWOD)

But it is still a western state. Try California, Maine or one of them other NE gay places.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:16 PM (867s5)

265 Torrez: "Simply put, I do not believe that the Emergency Order will have any meaningful impact on public safety but, more importantly, I do not believe it passes constitutional muster."

While both of those things are true, isn't there a third, even more personal reason to abandon the governor? Something about the police being personally responsible/liable for Civil Rights violations as a consequence of BLM activism? Seems like I read somewhere that the state protection that used to exist to provide a legal bubble for police has been punctured very recently.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 07:16 PM (aXxgO)

266 This was a trial balloon. They'll try again. They're relentless.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 13, 2023 07:10 PM

Like rust and Big Penguin, they never sleep.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2023 07:16 PM (a3Q+t)

267 One of the things that she mentioned in her earlier press conference is that her oath is also not absolute. I wonder if her husband would claim that after he comes home from banging the babysitter.

"Sorry honey, but my oath to you isn't absolute. Something had to be done."

Posted by: AnchorPoint formerly Trog04 at September 13, 2023 07:16 PM (qgPFD)

268 You wanna go really dark, watch for a particularly nasty mass shooting in Albuquerque in the next couple weeks.

You'll know it is an op when the Democrats hold a rally with pre-printed t-shirts demanding more gun control.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:16 PM (3dqqG)

269 257 204

Is there a superlative form of the adjective "despicable"?

Posted by: Miklos has Language Question at September 13, 2023 07:04 PM (gjyF5)
----
Desplicablest? (usually Most despicable).

Posted by: Ciampino - another citizen? at September 13, 2023 07:14 PM (qfLjt)

Wickedly despicable?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

270 despicable |dəˈspikəb(əl|
adjective comp. despicabler | superl. despicablest
deserving hatred and contempt: a despicable crime.

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:16 PM (x5hic)

271 Biden is so pure when he pisses on the snow it doesn't change color.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 07:17 PM (lCWOD)

272 260 254 That boneless pork rectum Mittels Rombley
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:14 PM (3dqqG)

LOL

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:15 PM (x5hic)

Well, you are what you eat, right Rombley?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 07:17 PM (ynpvh)

273 How is the greatest country on Earth left with these choices for the top job?

Because the "greatest country on earth" isn't. Its just a run of the mill shithole, with nukes and sleepwalking citizens.

Posted by: Ex GOP at September 13, 2023 07:17 PM (qS8WV)

274 166 Good lord!

Kate Moss now looks like the monster from a cheap creature feature.

https://is.gd/KStWj8
Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM
Oh, Kate Moss! I read that as Kate Bush, my Babushka.

Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2023 07:17 PM (NxC5+)

275 264 They picked the smallest and, they thought, least reactive state.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 07:14 PM (lCWOD)

But it is still a western state. Try California, Maine or one of them other NE gay places.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:16 PM (867s5)

Kali too big. Need a tiny libble state. Maybe a Rhode Island or Connecticut.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

276 Damn, just realized that that should have been socked as Daffy, not Sylvester.

Here’s my Guy Card, if anybody wants to take and shred it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

S'okay
Posted by: Senor Miklos Wences

*S'alright.


Hand it over.

Posted by: Other Jap guy at September 13, 2023 07:18 PM (J+pgu)

277 despicablest

I bet the NYT spelling bee wouldn't take it.
Idiots. They know no nautical terms either.

Posted by: MkY at September 13, 2023 07:18 PM (cPGH3)

278 Gentlemen, this is junta manifest: "This is no Biden's problem. He has no love for the USA, and will destroy it in a heartbeat if it benefited him."

He is actually doing the latter. It's not hypothetical and conjecture.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 07:18 PM (aXxgO)

279 >>I am also for teach peoples Hungarian!

Hungary is one place I really want to visit.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

280 Mitt that formed the "let's shove abunch of smoke and money up DeSantis 's ass and convince to run for Prez".

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2023 07:18 PM (TRKK7)

281 Sotomayor also denied another appeal from NY residents today regarding an injunction on the new unconstitutional ammo background checks. They also asked for relief on a case that Alito and Thomas said 6 months ago needed to be resolved "quickly" or they would hear the plea for relief in an expedited manner.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2023 07:18 PM (DFbpm)

282 270 despicable |dəˈspikəb(əl|
adjective comp. despicabler | superl. despicablest
deserving hatred and contempt: a despicable crime.
Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:16 PM (x5hic)

/kidding

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:18 PM (x5hic)

283 New Mexico has formally committed to Biden’s America the Beautiful Plan (30 x 30 plan), the goal of conserving at least 30% of the state’s water & land by 2030.

Additionally, the entire state of New Mexico south of Albuquerque will be power lines & hundreds upon hundreds of wind turbines.

Maybe much of the state becomes a no-go zone other than established residential & commercial districts and permitted touring of National parks and trails.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 13, 2023 07:18 PM (GshMh)

284 re 243: i get emails from her everyday asking for money, because her family is worth like $200 mil but nothing tastes quite so sweet as power over the lumpen proletariat.

or as she said to her proctologist, i need to pass it so you can see what's in it.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 13, 2023 07:19 PM (B1FKF)

285 Aren't pork rectums naturally boneless?

Not talking about the poor pigs in Arkansas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:19 PM (867s5)

286 Fess up, Miklos. You are Zoltan Karpathy, that marvelous boy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Have you ever met a ruder pest?

Posted by: Prof. Miklos Higgins, a practical man at September 13, 2023 07:19 PM (gjyF5)

287 281 Sotomayor also denied another appeal from NY residents today regarding an injunction on the new unconstitutional ammo background checks. They also asked for relief on a case that Alito and Thomas said 6 months ago needed to be resolved "quickly" or they would hear the plea for relief in an expedited manner.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2023 07:18 PM (DFbpm)

Wise Latina should join her NM sister.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 07:20 PM (ynpvh)

288 "They picked the smallest and, they thought, least reactive state. "

I was pleasantly surprised at how quickly and heavily armed the people arrived at the protest.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2023 07:20 PM (DFbpm)

289 Aetius

Mittels ain't even ribbed with cartilage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:20 PM (3dqqG)

290 286 Fess up, Miklos. You are Zoltan Karpathy, that marvelous boy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Have you ever met a ruder pest?
Posted by: Prof. Miklos Higgins, a practical man at September 13, 2023 07:19 PM (gjyF5)

buda pest

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:20 PM (x5hic)

291 You can deported from Italy for supporting despicable policies.

*runs at full speed from banhammer*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 07:20 PM (xTRSc)

292 285 Aren't pork rectums naturally boneless?

Not talking about the poor pigs in Arkansas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:19 PM (867s5)

But not inverted

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 07:20 PM (ynpvh)

293 buda pest
Posted by: m

Fast. Witty.
This judge gives it a 10!

Posted by: MkY at September 13, 2023 07:21 PM (cPGH3)

294 buddha would have been worth an 11.

Posted by: MkY at September 13, 2023 07:21 PM (cPGH3)

295 I visited Hungary (and other places) a few years ago. It was delightful. We did a Danube river cruise.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 13, 2023 07:22 PM (MeG8a)

296 Is Kate Bush still running that hill?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:22 PM (3dqqG)

297 Buddha Pest

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:22 PM (x5hic)

298 Hungary is one place I really want to visit.
Posted by: JackStraw

Depending on your goals, be aware that Bitem canceled the US-Hungary Tax Treaty of 1977, effective end of this calendar year.

Still cheap if you have USD though.

Posted by: Divested Miklos at September 13, 2023 07:23 PM (gjyF5)

299 296 Is Kate Bush still running that hill?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:22 PM (3dqqG)

Per the latest season of Stranger Things, yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:23 PM (867s5)

300 294 buddha would have been worth an 11.
Posted by: MkY at September 13, 2023 07:21 PM (cPGH3)

Ha!

297 Buddha Pest
Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:22 PM (x5hic)

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:24 PM (x5hic)

301 Well guess New Mexico has left the Union and is now a independent monarchy

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2023 07:24 PM (fwDg9)

302 Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.

https://tinyurl.com/ypt2f79a
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)
---------------
I hope Ace sees that because it is amazing. What a scumbag.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 13, 2023 07:24 PM (nsxaM)

303 302 Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.

https://tinyurl.com/ypt2f79a
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)
---------------
I hope Ace sees that because it is amazing. What a scumbag.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 13, 2023 07:24 PM (nsxaM)

It's doctored.

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:25 PM (x5hic)

304 Kali too big. Need a tiny libble state. Maybe a Rhode Island or Connecticut.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 07:18 PM (ynpvh)
--------

They wanted it quiet and unrecognized. Slip through the cracks. _then precedent

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 07:25 PM (lCWOD)

305 Cafe Nood. I was there.

Posted by: Brian Williams at September 13, 2023 07:25 PM (PiwSw)

306 Buddha Pest
Posted by: m

Oh child


https://buddhabarklotildpalace.thebudapesthotels.com/en/

Posted by: Informed Miklos at September 13, 2023 07:25 PM (gjyF5)

307 credit to prof peter schickele:

the supporters and the enemies of the buddha decided to settle their differences on a frozen pond

it was known as the buddha pest rink war tete.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 13, 2023 07:25 PM (B1FKF)

308 Vivek

Vivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamy
Yesterday a man by the name of Owen Shroyer was sentenced to prison for *speech*, not violence, on Jan 6 – for marching around the Capitol, using a bull horn, & shouting things like “1776!” No violence. Didn’t enter the Capitol. That’s it. I don’t know the guy & I have no idea if he’s “a good person” or not, but that's not what our justice system is supposed to determine. There is no greater threat to the First Amendment than the use of police power to silence political dissent. On Day 1, I will pardon all non-violent Jan 6 protesters & political prisoners. The DOJ used “evidence“ provided by the FBI to pursue this man and countless others. Today at 11AM in Washington, D.C., I will lay out a detailed plan for shutting down the FBI & other federal agencies. Will livestream on
@X
.
9:06 AM · Sep 13, 2023

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 13, 2023 07:25 PM (sz2SP)

309 DACA Update:

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 55m
JUST IN - U.S. judge ruled against a program offering deportation relief and work permits to immigrants brought to the country illegally as children, even after an attempt by Biden admin to bolster the program's standing with a new regulation. - Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 13, 2023 07:25 PM (krqg6)

310 300 294 buddha would have been worth an 11.
Posted by: MkY at September 13, 2023 07:21 PM (cPGH3)

Ha!

297 Buddha Pest
Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:22 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:24 PM (x5hic)

*blows whistle*

Foul on the play!

Spirit of the Staircase does not count!

3rd down!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:26 PM (867s5)

311 Nood. Café.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2023 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)

312 It's doctored.
Posted by: m

DOCTOR Doctored!

Posted by: Jill B. at September 13, 2023 07:27 PM (gjyF5)

313 Budapest has a torture museum.
We passed on that.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 13, 2023 07:27 PM (MeG8a)

314 Torrez: "Simply put, I do not believe that the Emergency Order will have any meaningful impact on public safety but, more importantly, I do not believe it passes constitutional muster."

While both of those things are true, isn't there a third, even more personal reason to abandon the governor? Something about the police being personally responsible/liable for Civil Rights violations as a consequence of BLM activism?
-
Here's a thought, is this just a result of the trouble the progs are having getting their street troops to show up since Rittenhouse was acquitted?

Posted by: Methos at September 13, 2023 07:28 PM (Dnobf)

315 310 Spirit of the Staircase does not count!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2023 07:26 PM (867s5)

dammit

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:28 PM (x5hic)

316 While I don't really like speed metal, mostly because it sounds like pre-pubescent boys humping fractals,I can appreciate the technical skill necessary to play at those speeds and intensity..

But what if... what if.. you paired this twankery with the vocal scrumulescence of The Bruce Dickinson?

Well, you would get Dragon Force, The Fire and The Flame as sung by the man himself.

https://tinyurl.com/yq54ce8m

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 13, 2023 07:28 PM (XV/Pl)

317 Once upon a time Kate Bush was pretty, say 1985 or so. Crazy, but pretty. Babushka Syndrome.

Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2023 07:30 PM (NxC5+)

318 Cafe is open!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 13, 2023 07:30 PM (OX9vb)

319 When have the Puppeteers ever let Sundowner alone with a real reporter?

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2023 07:30 PM (fwDg9)

320 Scumbag is too kind of an adjective for Joey Bidet.

He makes Felonious von Pantsuit look like a saint in comparison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:30 PM (3dqqG)

321 320 Scumbag is too kind of an adjective for Joey Bidet.

He makes Felonious von Pantsuit look like a saint in comparison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2023 07:30 PM (3dqqG)

She's better at hiding it. There's lots we haven't yet discovered.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 13, 2023 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

322 Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.

https://tinyurl.com/ypt2f79a
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

No problem. He'll breeze right by that.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 13, 2023 07:37 PM (5GiIq)

323 Too bad the NM AG wholeheartedly endorses violence by all other means other than through guns. He clearly is VERY HAPPY if a murder victim is stabbed to death, because at least a gun wasn't used.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 13, 2023 07:46 PM (DCsOE)

324 Methos: "Here's a thought, is this just a result of the trouble the progs are having getting their street troops to show up since Rittenhouse was acquitted?"

I don't really think so. There's still lots of street activism and police going after moderates/conservatives. Not as bad recently, but still an ongoing issue with political pressure and prosecution as opposed to the new Brownshirts of Antifa/BLM. What's at issue here is the Governor and the AG/Sheriffs in conflict with each other even in the same Democrat party. Street thugs they aren't, and yet there's dissent.

So why the open, instantaneous dissent? I think it more than simply political/ideological. And if the previous law protecting State/police from wrongful prosecution and rights violations has been watered down, then the police are at personal, legal risk. I don't think a Rittenhouse story applies here.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 07:47 PM (aXxgO)

325 Here's a thought, is this just a result of the trouble the progs are having getting their street troops to show up since Rittenhouse was acquitted?
Posted by: Methos at September 13, 2023 07:28 PM (Dnobf)

If this country were run by a unitary government you might have a point.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 13, 2023 07:48 PM (DCsOE)

326 322 Biden is human garbage. What a piece of shit. I don't see him surviving this.

https://tinyurl.com/ypt2f79a
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

No problem. He'll breeze right by that.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 13, 2023 07:37 PM (5GiIq)

It was in 2019.
Here's the transcript.
https://archive.ph/wip/PqhHN

Posted by: m at September 13, 2023 07:48 PM (x5hic)

327 123 Was listening to the Clay and Buck show today and surprisingly CNN's Poppy Harlow challenged Governor Grisham and did some actual journalism. The conversation went like this-

I cannot take a woman seriously when she has a name like Poppy.

Poppy????????

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 13, 2023 07:49 PM (DCsOE)

328 Still cheap if you have USD though.
Posted by: Divested Miklos at September 13, 2023 07:23 PM (gjyF5)

It's worth reading about what happened to the pengo and why they have forints now.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 13, 2023 07:51 PM (DCsOE)

329 And without consequences it means little.

If there is a law, and I break it, I'm fined or jailed.

The constitution is a law setting rules for the government, if members of the government break it they should be fined or jailed. If they go even further and say they know they're breaking the law, and are doing it anyway, they should be punished even harsher.

The whole joke of "well they can be impeached or voted out" is shot to protect them, because if you get arrested for killing someone you can just go "instead of going to jail, I'll just give up my job"

Posted by: Rbastid at September 13, 2023 07:59 PM (Lk+gj)

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