Elephant March Cafe

I've been contacted by at least 70 people, whose identities and sensitive psychological data will be protected, that they are experiencing intense and debilitating "Sea Stack Withdrawal." As I am a Healer, here you go.

Rescuers deliver chest-compression CPR to an elephant as her terrified baby looks on.

Did you drop this?

Elephant convoy.

Elephant mom helping a baby elephant cross a river with a strong current. Don't worry, he's okay.

I've linked this a couple of times before, but it's amusing to see an elephant block the road so that he can much sugar cane off a cargo truck.

This is meant to appeal to Duncanthrax, and I expect to no one else. #Batservice

I'm not following you, in fact, I was just going over there...

This poor cat must be terrified! Those babies are creepy!

Junior's in one of his moods.

Rescuing bear cubs who got themselves trapped in... a dumpster.

Handsome fella.

This one is going for a 1987 glam metal kind of look. C.C. DeHorse.

Spider-Dog, Spider-Dog...

Spider-Sheep, Spider-Sheep...

Typical feline dominance behavior.

A baby bear gets into beef with some baby tigers and the savagery is just adorbz.

Rescuing a tiny fawn that got stuck in a window-well. Fortunately the mom stuck around nearby.

It's like a goat rodeo up in heyah!

Swiss peak.

Baby elephant chases birds at the zoo

Credit: Jukin Media pic.twitter.com/J07tmgOzBc
— Epoch Animal Lovers (@EP_AnimalLovers) September 12, 2023

Entire elephant family works together to rescue baby from strong river current pic.twitter.com/ZB6iiPYMo6
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) September 5, 2023

Do you want to try horse on the beachpic.twitter.com/EcgeKOL3g4
— Tesla Synopsis (@TeslaSynopsis) September 6, 2023

More beautiful horses, free to run at the beach.

Such an amazing sight! Great timing! 😍pic.twitter.com/9fDxi52i3i
— Epoch Animal Lovers (@EP_AnimalLovers) September 12, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:35 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2023 07:30 PM (fwDg9)

2 Cafe

Posted by: Beartooth at September 15, 2023 07:30 PM (azYCi)

3
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2023 07:31 PM (ENBF0)

4 Art Thread-worthy:
R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Climate Activists has shut down NYC Museum of Modern Art
📌#Manhattan | #NewYork
Currently Climate activists have shut down the NYC Museum of Modern Art for over three hours. They did this by blocking the entry to MOMA, lying down on the steps, or making a human chain and occupying the area. This continued for over three hours and still continuing, even after the MoMA museum officially closed. Even though the museum is closed, activists are still inside. These climate protestors are demanding the removal of MoMA's board chair due to their ties to the fossil fuel industry.

https://tinyurl.com/yrnp42xw
38 seconds; turn down sound -- alot!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 15, 2023 07:34 PM (krqg6)

5 Yea! Elephants!!! ❤️🐘

Posted by: redridinghood at September 15, 2023 07:35 PM (NpAcC)

6 A Russki sea stack? Why do you hate Ukraine?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 15, 2023 07:35 PM (FVME7)

7 Okay, you're gonna get it here then...remember California is 30% Hispanic, 20% Asian, the whites don't count they're stupid, and...7% black.

One of the state's redeeming features.

Good luck with that reparations shit.

Posted by: JEM at September 15, 2023 07:35 PM (8erNz)

8 Coolest sea stack yet.

Posted by: huerfano at September 15, 2023 07:35 PM (7zEAH)

9 On the seastack link, it's small but Svetlana looks nice

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2023 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

10 Bats can give you rabies right through those blue rubber gloves. Chlamydia, too.

Posted by: Stay alert! at September 15, 2023 07:35 PM (83IzV)

11 Is this the penguin thread? I was told there would be naked penguins.

Posted by: Pawl at September 15, 2023 07:35 PM (vFG9F)

12 >>>Elephant mom helping a baby elephant cross a river with a strong current. Don't worry, he's okay.

What, no spoiler alert?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 15, 2023 07:37 PM (klJTj)

13 Look at that adorable face!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 15, 2023 07:37 PM (NpAcC)

14 Would it not be performance art to engage the head of a climate protester with a baseball bat?

I'd certainly pay to see it.

Posted by: JEM at September 15, 2023 07:38 PM (8erNz)

15 "Currently Climate activists have shut down the NYC Museum of Modern Art for over three hours. They did this by blocking the entry to MOMA, lying down on the steps, or making a human chain and occupying the area. "

I am curious as to whether those climate activists walked or makes biked from their homes to the protest.

Posted by: fd at September 15, 2023 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

16 "maybe" biked, I mean.

Posted by: fd at September 15, 2023 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

17 So if I'm understanding this union stuff correctly...
1. The Film Actors Guild and Woke Media are going at it because if the numbers and revenue for a bunch of dumpster-fire streaming projects got out, it would sink the system.
2. The Bolshevik Party of Detroit is going at it with Green Inc over who gets the most graft and bogus make-work crony jobs.

*hands out broken pool cues to all of them*

Posted by: CppThis at September 15, 2023 07:39 PM (PZvjL)

18 Dog in Madrid has been trained to administer CPR!
(goes to X)

https://tinyurl.com/35fjbrd8

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 15, 2023 07:39 PM (MeG8a)

19 I'm not a member of the He-Man Woman Haters' Club. But I'll have you ladies know - you people can be a real intransigent damned pain my ass from time to time. Putting me in between rocks and hard places.

Feh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2023 07:40 PM (0FoWg)

20 Ah. Watched the content.
Cat is the asshoe with those blinds.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2023 07:40 PM (ynpvh)

21 Whoa the elephant caravan looks prehistoric... Cool!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 15, 2023 07:40 PM (C4xAj)

22 We think here a doe had twins, at least a doe in last few months has had care for 2 fawns that seem together always. Saw them again yesterday, but don't know if deer youngsters just all stick together or are siblings.

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2023 07:40 PM (fwDg9)

23 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2023 07:40 PM (0FoWg)

Wife come home and talk about her day in a long non linear fashion?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2023 07:41 PM (RSbhh)

24 Since the climate activists are opposed to petroleum they should shut down the power to the building.

Posted by: fd at September 15, 2023 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

25 10 Bats can give you rabies right through those blue rubber gloves. Chlamydia, too.

Posted by: Stay alert! at September 15, 2023 07:35 PM (83IzV)

And that, folks, is how COVID came to be...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2023 07:42 PM (ynpvh)

26 Posted by: fd at September 15, 2023 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

This kind of amuses me only it indicates a break between leftists. Some well paid employee is not going to give up their job because they are somehow connected to the fossil fuel industry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2023 07:43 PM (RSbhh)

27 Bats and Penguins?

Where the Riddler?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2023 07:43 PM (mE7cY)

28 That picture of Zyahna at the top of the thread is soooo cute! ❤️❤️

Posted by: Jumbo Chaser at September 15, 2023 07:43 PM (K3YhE)

29 Maybe those elephant rangers can be on call and administer CPR when the new Dove spokes glob of fat collapses

Posted by: Beartooth at September 15, 2023 07:44 PM (azYCi)

30 Wife come home and talk about her day in a long non linear fashion?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2023 07:41 PM (RSbhh)

No. She wants me to forsake a major commitment to other people who matter to me, while threatening me with domestic discord if I don't. It's a tricky thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2023 07:44 PM (0FoWg)

31 "Do you want to try horse on the beach"

I'll give it a shot.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at September 15, 2023 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

32 animals > humans

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2023 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

33 Houston neighborhood being tormented by long-time cat burglar
youtube.com/watch?v=TixpOPku3vk
KENS 5: Your San Antonio News Source
104,013 views Sep 10, 2023
He's gained quite a reputation and his list of victims keeps growing.

Meow Life
@klrproductions
youtube.com/shorts/PJJW12gZmrU

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 15, 2023 07:45 PM (9aVck)

34 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2023 07:44 PM (0FoWg)

I'm sorry. That does sound difficult.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2023 07:46 PM (RSbhh)

35 No. She wants me to forsake a major commitment to other people who matter to me, while threatening me with domestic discord if I don't. It's a tricky thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2023 07:44 PM (0FoWg

It's tricky to rock a rhyme that's right on time, too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2023 07:46 PM (mE7cY)

36 OT: "But we only ordered ONE movie!"

https://is.gd/b8OVAZ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2023 07:47 PM (ynpvh)

37 SAG/AFTRA can eat a Costco Boxofdix. I will be reasonably pleased to see the Hollywood economy desolate.

On one of my other hands of Vishnu, it would be nice if the UÀW beat some sense into the administration re utility of EVs in anything but basic passenger transport. Right now non and extremely anti union Elon (if you'd worked for him, as I did long ago, 'union work rules' would be humorous) is laughing like hell.

Posted by: JEM at September 15, 2023 07:48 PM (8erNz)

38 Swiss Peak

I was reading on the side of the vid and it said 'Welcome to the Faroe Islands'. Those are North Atlantic. North of the Shetland Islands.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 15, 2023 07:48 PM (ntk8v)

39 2. The Bolshevik Party of Detroit is going at it with Green Inc over who gets the most graft and bogus make-work crony jobs.

*hands out broken pool cues to all of them*

Posted by: Cpp

======

20-some years at the blue oval. A little maverick pickup is built and making its way here. It will be my last Ford.

A pox, a literal pox, on all of them. Management commies, the commies stirring up the hourly. Rot in Hell, all of you. You were gifted an opportunity. You pissed it away like a roll of $20's in Hunter's wallet.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 15, 2023 07:48 PM (8AONa)

40 I always found it funny that cats raised away from kids virtually all react to babies and toddlers as if they are entirely different species from adults. They will watch hawks outside fine but not toddlers

Fritz Lieber had a story "Space-Time for Springers" where an intelligent kitten intuited that kittens turned into adult humans instead of brutish adult cats, at a magical coffee drinking ceremony while kids would morph into adult cats.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2023 07:49 PM (eoQWY)

41 Thread related: I went to the Alabama game and no one could tell me why they have an elephant as their mascot.

Comment related: Movies---please watch Nefarious on Amazon. Oh my gosh. I rented but will probably buy it; it's chilling but so good.

Posted by: LASue at September 15, 2023 07:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

42 Couple of the mountain sheep are young

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2023 07:51 PM (fwDg9)

43 Are you asking why they have an elephant or commenting that some 'fans' are weak fans?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2023 07:51 PM (mE7cY)

44 I was reading on the side of the vid and it said 'Welcome to the Faroe Islands'. Those are North Atlantic. North of the Shetland Islands.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 15, 2023 07:48 PM (ntk8v)

Gulf Stream current keeps them habitable if brisk, like all of Europe north of, say, France. Look at what latitude London and Scotland are compared to Canada in North America.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2023 07:51 PM (eoQWY)

45 I also enjoyed Nefarious. It reminded me of a play, maybe it was a play before it was a movie.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 15, 2023 07:52 PM (MeG8a)

46 >>>Do you want to try horse on the beach

You gotta admit, that gal knows how to *ride*.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 15, 2023 07:53 PM (klJTj)

47 Now we have an NFL player crying about mean messages on social media. For fucks sake this victim culture is so out of control.

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2023 07:54 PM (FQmDC)

48 Dangit, I missed the fat black girl Dove advertisement thread.

If it wasn't mentioned, be sure to listen to her speak. This is not a joke. She is so morbidly obese that it affects her facial movements and lip structure. It's crazy once you see it.

I never really thought about fat people having that level of fatness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 15, 2023 07:56 PM (Uyf5K)

49 Used to have a vintage Harro Elephant Boy motorcycle tank bag.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 15, 2023 07:56 PM (2X1s9)

50 Introduce him to Mike Ditka and Dick Butkus.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2023 07:57 PM (8EMtQ)

51 48 Dangit, I missed the fat black girl Dove advertisement thread.

If it wasn't mentioned, be sure to listen to her speak. This is not a joke. She is so morbidly obese that it affects her facial movements and lip structure. It's crazy once you see it.

I never really thought about fat people having that level of fatness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 15, 2023 07:56 PM (Uyf5K)

At least they're able to hide their genitals while nude...
Or sitting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2023 07:57 PM (ynpvh)

52 "For fucks sake this victim culture is so out of control.
Posted by: steevy"

Bullies bullying bullies. Bully.

Posted by: fd at September 15, 2023 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

53 It is one thing for the opposing political party to try to use legal trickery to keep an opponent off the ballot.

It is another thing for a member of the same party to do that.

It is another thing entirely for a member of the same party to endorse a legal theory that undermines the republic to keep an opponent off the ballot.

Was trump convicted of insurrection? No. Some guy says trump insurrected therefore he is disqualified from running. Is that the standard Christie and the rest of the GOPE want?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2023 07:59 PM (O1z4v)

54 @47: "Now we have an NFL player crying about mean messages ..."

Predictable now that the Vikings are 0-2 and staring 6-11 in the face.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 15, 2023 07:59 PM (k1Qly)

55 49 Used to have a vintage Harro Elephant Boy motorcycle tank bag.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 15, 2023 07:56 PM (2X1s9)

Folks had an antique ivory teething ring. It might have been taken by that one family member during/after their divorce.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2023 07:59 PM (ynpvh)

56 The NBA throws people out of games now and bans them for life for heckling. The players point people out they want removed.

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2023 08:00 PM (FQmDC)

57 I love elephants, they seem like (hopefully I'm not over-anthropomorphizing them) intelligent and caring animals. I watched the family helping the baby across the river, and it looked like the smaller adult couldn't get the young 'un out and the larger one had to save the day.

So elephants have toxic masculinity as well?

Posted by: Hilarity Baldwin at September 15, 2023 08:00 PM (lg881)

58 Okay, you're gonna get it here then...remember California is 30% Hispanic, 20% Asian, the whites don't count they're stupid, and...7% black.

One of the state's redeeming features.

Good luck with that reparations shit.
Posted by: JEM at September 15, 2023 07:35 PM (8erNz)

Being responsible to the voters aside from Prop 13 repeal has been dead in this state since, oh, 1998 or so. And the uniparty here means nobody has to worry about contested elections.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2023 08:00 PM (eoQWY)

59 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2023 07:59 PM (O1z4v)

Although I probably shouldn't bring this up during the Cafe,
All I'll say is I'm sure I can get millions of Americans to sign off on documents stating they believe Congress and the rest of the Gov't are traitors.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2023 08:01 PM (ynpvh)

60 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at September 15, 2023 08:01 PM (1Yy3c)

61 At least they're able to hide their genitals while nude...
Or sitting.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2023 07:57 PM (ynpvh)

From themselves.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 15, 2023 08:01 PM (lg881)

62 Being responsible to the voters aside from Prop 13 repeal has been dead in this state since, oh, 1998 or so. And the uniparty here means nobody has to worry about contested elections.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2023 08:00 PM (eoQWY)

They've repeatedly tried to get Prop 13 revoked. Latest go was to tailor it to "Business Properties". You know, baby steps to their goal.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2023 08:02 PM (ynpvh)

63 @56: "The players point people out they want removed."

NBA fans are ridiculously close to the players in those folding chair seats next to the photographers, and many are grossly entitled assholes who expect to never be thrown out after paying so much for those seats too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 15, 2023 08:02 PM (k1Qly)

64 Oh no, California got Prop 209 and some elements of the left have been desperate to get rid of it and the states Asians damn near strangled some of their fellow-traveler legislators to prevent that.

Posted by: JEM at September 15, 2023 08:04 PM (8erNz)

65 NBA fans are ridiculously close to the players in those folding chair seats next to the photographers, and many are grossly entitled assholes who expect to never be thrown out after paying so much for those seats too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 15, 2023 08:02 PM (k1Qly)
Absolutely. So close that if a fan there spills their drink someone has to immediately come over and clean it up lest a player slip and injure themselves.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 15, 2023 08:05 PM (lg881)

66 Phenylephrine being ineffective is interesting.

Pseudoephedrine works, but the government doesn't like it because it can be used to make meth.

Of course even now with meth being de facto legal in most blue states the government still heavily restricts Pseudoephedrine.

And the argument is, well, get that stuff with Phenylephrine instead.

So the government really, really wanted Phenylephrine to work...so it just sort of made everyone pretend it did...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2023 08:06 PM (XqcwY)

67 Alabama Elephants -

On October 8, 1930, sports writer Everett Strupper of the Atlanta Journal wrote a story of the Alabama-Mississippi game he had witnessed in Tuscaloosa four days earlier. Strupper wrote, "That Alabama team of 1930 is a typical Wade machine, powerful, big, tough, fast, aggressive, well-schooled in fundamentals, and the best blocking team for this early in the season that I have ever seen. When those big brutes hit you I mean you go down and stay down, often for an additional two minutes. "Coach Wade started his second team that was plenty big and they went right to their knitting scoring a touchdown in the first quarter against one of the best fighting small lines that I have seen. For Ole Miss was truly battling the big boys for every inch of ground. "At the end of the quarter, the earth started to tremble, there was a distant rumble that continued to grow. Some excited fan in the stands bellowed, 'Hold your horses, the elephants are coming,' and out stamped this Alabama varsity. "It was the first time that I had seen it and the size of the entire eleven nearly knocked me cold, men that I had seen play last year looking like they had nearly doubled in size."

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2023 08:06 PM (eoQWY)

68 I've been contacted by at least 70 people, whose identities and sensitive psychological data will be protected, that they are experiencing intense and debilitating "Sea Stack Withdrawal."

Absolutely no truth to the rumor that Mr Vanhoisen has filed to have the names and addresses of the juro...I mean the 70 people released...you know, for analysis.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2023 08:08 PM (uSHSS)

69 I'm not a member of the He-Man Woman Haters' Club. But I'll have you ladies know - you people can be a real intransigent damned pain my ass from time to time. Putting me in between rocks and hard places.

Feh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2023 07:40 PM (0FoWg)

Put her in her place, over your knee. Have hairbrush?

Posted by: GW McLintok! at September 15, 2023 08:09 PM (4I/2K)

70 They've repeatedly tried to get Prop 13 revoked. Latest go was to tailor it to "Business Properties". You know, baby steps to their goal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 15, 2023 08:02 PM (ynpvh)

They've been doing that every two years since 1980 trying every trick in the book and its the one, single thing CA voters are sane on.

Put a "will save fluffy kittens and puppies and songbirds" on any other proposal and it sails right through every time.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2023 08:09 PM (eoQWY)

71 There was that time Larry David tripped Shaq and knocked him out for the rest of the season

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2023 08:10 PM (FQmDC)

72 No work tomorrow but been up since 0300hrs
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2023 08:10 PM (fwDg9)

73 They've repeatedly tried to get Prop 13 revoked. Latest go was to tailor it to "Business Properties". You know, baby steps to their goal.

Real estate taxes in general mean you never truly own your own property.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2023 08:13 PM (XqcwY)

74 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2023 08:13 PM (V8he0)

75 How to deal with a water hazard.

https://tinyurl.com/238aa66d

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 15, 2023 08:14 PM (FVME7)

76 Those KLR guys make hilarious videos.

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2023 08:14 PM (FQmDC)

77 You're never really a papa until junior bangs your head like a bongo drum.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 15, 2023 08:15 PM (aXxgO)

78 Elephants & Switzerland = a fabulous Cafe 💖
Thanks.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies. at September 15, 2023 08:15 PM (GshMh)

79 Feline dominance made me lol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2023 08:16 PM (vHIgi)

80 18-1 @ 73-
Taxes paid each year on a paid-off house support your local school groomers, criminals, and illegals.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2023 08:16 PM (NxC5+)

81 Tua's little brother is damn good, but small, not even 6'

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 15, 2023 08:17 PM (Eeb9P)

82 56 The NBA throws people out of games now and bans them for life for heckling. The players point people out they want removed.
Posted by: steevy

Weak. Very weak.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 15, 2023 08:18 PM (ntk8v)

83 This is a funny one

https://youtube.com/shorts/LXbYeJKcRf4?si=R3JTOm2taFFrTEfR

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2023 08:19 PM (FQmDC)

84 https://youtube.com/shorts/UVoXj83KWP8?si=_OFtDPy1x4b2QG_Y

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2023 08:19 PM (FQmDC)

85 How to deal with a water hazard.

https://tinyurl.com/238aa66d
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 15, 2023 08:14 PM (FVME7)

Bullshit!
Take the stroke, play from the drop, and hit the flask a couple times.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2023 08:20 PM (uSHSS)

86 Handsome fella.

You certain that's a fella? I'm not seeing the anatomy.

And if'n that's a fella, he's kinda dolled up like a Mulvaney. I'll scan the background closer for Crocs.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 15, 2023 08:20 PM (aXxgO)

87 Cute dog-meme photo:

https://tinyurl.com/y7fmauza

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 15, 2023 08:22 PM (krqg6)

88 I considered exempting primary homes from property taxes such that the land of a primary home can not be taken by any government. But, it would require defining curtailage

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 15, 2023 08:22 PM (Eeb9P)

89 https://tinyurl.com/3y39v4wk

If you're gonna be homeless in California you might as well do it somewhere scenic. Better than a tent on Monterey Rd in San Jose.

Posted by: JEM at September 15, 2023 08:22 PM (8erNz)

90 A classic

https://youtube.com/shorts/hSm0GAb3x_c?si=-ReYL4giJ6Xlj4hs

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2023 08:22 PM (FQmDC)

91 "This one is going for a 1987 glam metal kind of look. C.C. DeHorse."

Hey, that's my doppelganger!

Posted by: Dee Snyder at September 15, 2023 08:22 PM (aXxgO)

92 85 How to deal with a water hazard.

https://tinyurl.com/238aa66d
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 15, 2023 08:14 PM (FVME7)

Bullshit!
Take the stroke, play from the drop, and hit the flask a couple times.
Posted by: Diogenes

At my age, 29, I'd hurt myself trying that so yes, you are correct.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 15, 2023 08:22 PM (ntk8v)

93
At my age, 29, I'd hurt myself trying that so yes, you are correct.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 15, 2023 08:22 PM (ntk8v)

I know, right?
And people wonder how I fleece the old geezers every Tuesday.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2023 08:25 PM (uSHSS)

94 Skip,
Older does will routinely have twins. If there's plenty of room and browse, triplets aren't unheard of.

Posted by: MkY at September 15, 2023 08:25 PM (cPGH3)

95 For fucks sake this victim culture is so out of control.
Posted by: steevy

Take Orca for example . . .

https://tinyurl.com/38mfb7ye

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 15, 2023 08:25 PM (FVME7)

96 Spider-Dog, Spider-Dog...

I can't believe the BS I'm put through at The Academy. I swear, the boss man is just yankin' my chain at this point. When in the hell am I going to be in a situation where I'll need to do this?!

Posted by: Cpl. Spider Dog at September 15, 2023 08:26 PM (aXxgO)

97 You get to worship me and you get to worship me and you....
Okrah

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2023 08:27 PM (FQmDC)

98 "She wants me to forsake a major commitment to other people who matter to me, while threatening me with domestic discord if I don't. It's a tricky thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2023 07:44 PM (0FoWg"

Tell her you don't negotiate with terrorists.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 15, 2023 08:30 PM (CxG+i)

99 Goat versus chicken gave me an unexpected chuckle.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 15, 2023 08:30 PM (k1Qly)

100 A judge rules Ohio can’t block Cincinnati gun ordinances, but state plans to appeal

CINCINNATI (AP) — A judge has ruled that Ohio can’t block Cincinnati from regulating guns, finding that a state law violates the city’s “home rule” authority.
Judge Jennifer Branch granted Cincinnati’s request for a preliminary injunction Thursday, finding that the “home rule” amendment gives local governments the freedom to enact laws that address the unique circumstances they face.
“While state law may regulate firearms in several areas, there are several meaningful gaps within which municipalities may regulate firearms,”...“provided they do not conflict with general laws.”

The city had sued in January, seeking the injunction to stop the state from enforcing a preemption law that bars municipalities from imposing restrictions on a person’s ability to own, possess, buy, sell, transport or store any gun or part of a gun.
Cincinnati is not the only Ohio city that has battled for the authority to regulate firearms. In November 2022, a Franklin County judge sided with Columbus by ruling Ohio’s preemption law unconstitutional, a decision that was overturned last month by a state appellate court.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 15, 2023 08:31 PM (9aVck)

101 At least they're able to hide their genitals while nude...
Or sitting.
Posted by: jim
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This is true.

Posted by: Fat Man on Ottoman at September 15, 2023 08:31 PM (gUQwJ)

102 I have to say, if I were those guys getting the bear cubs out of that dumpster, I would not have quietly waited for them to leave on their own.

I would have been beating on the back of the can fit to wake the dead, to instill a lifelong terror of dumpsters in the little garbage-eaters.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 15, 2023 08:32 PM (CxG+i)

103 I know, right?
And people wonder how I fleece the old geezers every Tuesday.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Wait... you're a part-time reverse mortgage salesman?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2023 08:34 PM (gUQwJ)

104 I would have been beating on the back of the can fit to wake the dead, to instill a lifelong terror of dumpsters in the little garbage-eaters.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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I OTOH, would have been keeping a *very* sharp eye out for mama.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2023 08:36 PM (gUQwJ)

105 " I watched the family helping the baby across the river, and it looked like the smaller adult couldn't get the young 'un out and the larger one had to save the day.

So elephants have toxic masculinity as well?"

AFAIK, the groups with multiple elephants of varying ages and all the babies are females and whatever males are too young to go off on their own.

So no, the larger one was probably great-granny.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 15, 2023 08:37 PM (CxG+i)

106 I hope the MOMA glued the protesters left inside when the closed to the ground.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 15, 2023 08:38 PM (WLUxG)

107 Hey! Where's that fucking MilkBone biscuit you promised??

Posted by: Spider-Dog at September 15, 2023 08:39 PM (SYTee)

108 Hi Everyone!

Happy Friday!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 15, 2023 08:39 PM (QGaXH)

109 85 How to deal with a water hazard.

https://tinyurl.com/238aa66d
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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Impressive, but did he ever score 4 TDs in one game for Polk High?

Posted by: Al in suburban chicago at September 15, 2023 08:40 PM (8AONa)

110 The NBA throws people out of games now and bans them for life for heckling. The players point people out they want removed.
Posted by: steevy

The WNBA plays so poorly the fans eject themselves.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 15, 2023 08:42 PM (WLUxG)

111 So elephants have toxic masculinity as well?"

AFAIK, the groups with multiple elephants of varying ages and all the babies are females and whatever males are too young to go off on their own.

So no, the larger one was probably great-granny.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 15, 2023 08:37 PM (CxG+i)

Thank you. I stand (well, sit) corrected.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 15, 2023 08:43 PM (lg881)

112 The WNBA plays so poorly the fans eject themselves.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 15, 2023 08:42 PM (WLUxG)

lol.
Husband dragged to WNBA game: Dang honey, I have to go the restroom again, I'll be back.
Wife: Alright, hurry back!
Husband goes to the bar and watches NBA game on the TV there.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 15, 2023 08:47 PM (lg881)

113 Republicans are shocked that Biden and Democrats screwed them over on "bipartisan gun legislation" that they helped pass last year.
Can't fix stupid!

Politico: Bows, arrows and Biden
https://tinyurl.com/yv8wrfpc
...guidance issued by the Department of Education which states that a pot of federal dollars would be prohibited from going to school archery and hunting programs.
Under the Bipartisan Safer Communities Act, schools are prohibited from using a certain pot of federal education dollars — money from the Elementary and Secondary Education Act of 1965 — “for the provision of or training in the use of a ‘dangerous weapon.’”

Republicans warn that the conflict has degraded trust in how future bipartisan bills would be enacted under a Democratic administration.
“This is the sort of stuff that makes people who would be inclined to support the policy say, ‘but I can’t trust the administration,’” said Sen. Thom Tillis (R-N.C.), one of the chief negotiators on the bill. “I’m frustrated with this. This was not an easy bill to get bipartisan support on.”

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 15, 2023 08:47 PM (9aVck)

114 Re: Sea Stack withdrawal:

Rock On Rockall (song)

Oh the sea will not be silent
While Brittania grabs the waves
And remember that the Irish
Will no longer be your slaves
And remember that Brittania, well,
She rules the waves no more
So keep your hands off Rockall
It's Irish to the core

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2023 08:48 PM (NLIak)

115 114 cont

Oh, rock on Rockall, you'll never4 fall
For Brittania's greedy hands
Oh, you'll meet the same resistance
Like you did in many hands
May the seagulls rise and pluck your eyes
And the water crush your shell
And the natural gas will burn your ass
And blow you all to hell

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2023 08:51 PM (NLIak)

116 Whut? No, no reason. Just a normal day. LOOK OVER HERE~!

@WarMonitors 17m
⚡️Mexico extradites Ovidio Guzmán López, son of Sinaloa cartel leader ‘El Chapo,’ to United States.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2023 08:54 PM (IG4Id)

117 MkY @ 84-
I saw 6 deer at my gate last when I came home from work.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2023 08:54 PM (NxC5+)

118 Bats!! We have bats!!!! O frabjous day!!!!!!!

On behalf of the many chiroptophiles in The Horde, thank you, Ace!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2023 08:54 PM (a3Q+t)

119 117 MkY @ 84-
I saw 6 deer at my gate last when I came home from work.
Posted by: Eromero

Soon....

Posted by: Deer, preparing for The Purge at September 15, 2023 08:59 PM (ntk8v)

120 Excellent #BatService, Ace. Those are the type of bat we have the most of in Central Texas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2023 09:00 PM (a3Q+t)

121 Nobody got COVID at an WNBA game!

Posted by: Bill Burr at September 15, 2023 09:00 PM (ntk8v)

122 Nobody got COVID at an WNBA game!
Posted by: Bill Burr at September 15, 2023 09:00 PM (ntk8v)
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Obviously, they weren't trying hard enough!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2023 09:04 PM (BpYfr)

123 Nobody got COVID at an WNBA game!
_________

Evidence nobody went to a WNBA game.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 15, 2023 09:06 PM (Q4IgG)

124 Bill Burr @ 121-
Nobody got covid? Did they test all 3 of them?

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2023 09:08 PM (NxC5+)

125 Nobody went to a wnba game

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 15, 2023 09:09 PM (Eeb9P)

126 More bats:

DeSantis Data Chief Was Fired & Sued for Diverting Profits, Stealing Docs, & Computer Fraud

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2023 09:09 PM (8EMtQ)

127 RE: the Sea Stack Rockall:

According to Gaelic legend, the giant Finn McCool picked up a rock and threw it across the sea toward Scotland. The boulder fell into the sea and became the Isle of Mann.

A pebble fell off the boulder and became Rockall.

A U.N. treaty of the seas holds that sea stacks may be included in a nation's territory (Britain claims Rockall), but that possession of a sea stack confers no nautical exclusion zone, i.e., as possession of an island would.

Sea birds lay their eggs on Rockall (& other sea stacks), because predators can't get to them there.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2023 09:13 PM (NLIak)

128

James Duncan Farley Jr. (born June 10, 1962; affectionately known as Jimmy Boy) is an American businessman who is CEO of Ford and a board member of Harley-Davidson.

He is a cousin of the entertainers Chris Farley, Kevin Farley, and John Farley.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2023 09:15 PM (63Dwl)

129 Off topic I know but this special counsel fellow sure looks like a Spanish Inquisition priest to me.

Posted by: Javems at September 15, 2023 09:15 PM (8I4hW)

130 According to Gaelic legend, the giant Finn McCool picked up a rock and threw it across the sea toward Scotland. The boulder fell into the sea and became the Isle of Mann.

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That would be a great live action movie, but can we mak Finn a Hispanic lesbian girlboss who instinctively knows how to lead and don't need no man?

Posted by: The Disney Writers Group at September 15, 2023 09:16 PM (bQKgA)

131 You can bid to sit next to Lauren Boebert at the next State Of The Union Speech. Right now it's up to $420 K.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 15, 2023 09:17 PM (TGPs7)

132 Nobody got COVID at an WNBA game!

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Obviously, they weren't trying hard enough!

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Nuh-uh, it was because their fundamentals were so sound!

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 15, 2023 09:19 PM (9nwlC)

133 Paxton lawyer Tony Buzbee, “The Bush Era in Texas Ends Today” – “They Can Go Back to Maine, this Is Texas”…

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2023 09:19 PM (8EMtQ)

134 130 Disney

Sure!

Run it up the flagpole and see how many Good'n'Plenties it sells.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2023 09:21 PM (NLIak)

135 So, a Harley Farley, or a Farley Harley?

At any rate, it explains Harley making an electric motorcycle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2023 09:21 PM (gJagN)

136 “This is the sort of stuff that makes people who would be inclined to support the policy say, ‘but I can’t trust the administration,’” said Sen. Thom Tillis (R-N.C.)

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Also this is my favorite thing that I've read in months.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 15, 2023 09:21 PM (9nwlC)

137 Tommy Boy runs Ford.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2023 09:24 PM (ANm4C)

138 He is a cousin of the entertainers Chris Farley, Kevin Farley, and John Farley.

And Chuck U. Farley.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 15, 2023 09:25 PM (JGje1)

139 Sen.Tillis is a Liz Cheney Republican.

Romney & Manchin trusted the DEMs to keep their promises too... with identical results.

Moral of the story: NEVER pay them FIRST.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2023 09:26 PM (NLIak)

140 Evenin' Horde from a front porch rocking chair in beautiful western NC. Took my 84 year old mom to Chimney Rock today. She walked up (and back down) the 44 steps to the observation platform with no help from me.

She doesn't remember exactly what we did today but remembers that it was fun. That sounds like alcohol was involved but not this time.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 15, 2023 09:27 PM (NPRQY)

141 That would be a great live action movie, but can we mak Finn a Hispanic lesbian girlboss who instinctively knows how to lead and don't need no man?
Posted by: The Disney Writers Group

Throws like a girl or would've hit Scotland.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 15, 2023 09:28 PM (FVME7)

142 133 Paxton lawyer Tony Buzbee, “The Bush Era in Texas Ends Today” – “They Can Go Back to Maine, this Is Texas”…
Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2023 09:19 PM (8EMtQ)

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Just leave Jeb with us.

Posted by: The Tall Greys at September 15, 2023 09:28 PM (bQKgA)

143 Tommy used to work at Ford
Union's been on strike

He's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough
Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man
She brings home her pay for love
For love

She says: We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot for love -
We'll give it a shot

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2023 09:29 PM (O1z4v)

144 He is a cousin of the entertainers Chris Farley, Kevin Farley, and John Farley.

And Chuck U. Farley.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff

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Ironically, the branch of the family with Chris appears to have captured not just the comedic talent in the family, but also the management talent.

Being a 2020s version of Flounder is no way to go through life, you commie half-wit

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 15, 2023 09:30 PM (8AONa)

145 I think the Upton dynasty wins.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2023 09:31 PM (O1z4v)

146 Sen.Tillis is a Liz Cheney Republican.

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Yeah, it's hilarious to hear him tell us that someone else can't be trusted.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 15, 2023 09:34 PM (9nwlC)

147 I love the Sea Stacks and the She Stacks...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 15, 2023 09:37 PM (TGPs7)

148 Goat yoga is an absolute working of the devil.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2023 09:38 PM (KVGVf)

149 RE: the Sea Stack Rockall:

I missed Joe Mannix today.
I was hoping to see a hot babe in a bikini at the beach (or shore for you east coast folk) with the caption:
"See? Stacked!"

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2023 09:38 PM (uSHSS)

150 I think a lot of people will discover that the companies they depend on are run by idiots that hire inexperienced people to work for cheap. And then fire them without thinking about what chaos it will cause. It's interesting to watch.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 15, 2023 09:40 PM (Ds/Wi)

151
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: It was just following Meghan Markle's lead.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2023 09:41 PM (KVGVf)

152 Video from Uneducated Economist on how the elderly are sliding into homelessness

https://youtu.be/6eZ-aQhC3iU?si=grrCF8tFmqzrVG8H

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 15, 2023 09:42 PM (Ds/Wi)

153 I think a lot of people will discover that the companies they depend on are run by idiots that hire inexperienced people to work for cheap. And then fire them without thinking about what chaos it will cause. It's interesting to watch.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Wait until they figure out that the healthcare industry cares not a whit about their health.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2023 09:42 PM (bJHK5)

154 20 Minutes of Baby Goats
https://is.gd/QqCtya

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 15, 2023 09:42 PM (llON8)

155 Riding a horse bare-bottom hurts unless (I assume) you're really good at it. I never was. Ouch.

Posted by: LASue at September 15, 2023 09:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

156 66 Phenylephrine being ineffective is interesting.

Pseudoephedrine works, but the government doesn't like it because it can be used to make meth.

Of course even now with meth being de facto legal in most blue states the government still heavily restricts Pseudoephedrine.

And the argument is, well, get that stuff with Phenylephrine instead.

So the government really, really wanted Phenylephrine to work...so it just sort of made everyone pretend it did...

Most likely its the same game as why the type of Freon used in car AC is scientifically found to be harmful to the environment almost exactly when the patent on the last formulation that was necessary due to the environmental good is about to expire. Most likely the other of the sneezy formulations is owned by somebody who is tight with\paid off the government. This is how fascism works, which differentiates it from communism where the government just owns everything.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 15, 2023 09:46 PM (3/XaG)

157 150 I think a lot of people will discover that the companies they depend on are run by idiots that hire inexperienced people to work for cheap. And then fire them without thinking about what chaos it will cause. It's interesting to watch.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

You just kind of described Beltway Bandits SOPs.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 15, 2023 09:46 PM (ntk8v)

158 Omg. Food coma.

Tacos. Tacos make everyone happy. They take time. And care. And are a pain in the ass to assemble. Especially the small, crunchy corn ones.

But. Omg. Tacos.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 15, 2023 09:46 PM (TQc0R)

159 Won't matter. For example, tech support for businesses at Century Link is a foreign call center with people that don't know how to handle a call. 30 minutes to be told that she couldn't find THEIR phone number. (It's resale. We just collect the money for CL). I hung up on her. Spent another 25 minutes with someone that was at least able to set up a dispatch. I don't want to knock all foreign techs as some are competent. But I've had to call in tickets there since 2006. It has never been this bad.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 15, 2023 09:46 PM (Ds/Wi)

160 >>>Riding a horse bare-bottom hurts unless (I assume) you're really good at it. I never was. Ouch.

Posted by: LASue

>You know the rule.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2023 09:47 PM (KVGVf)

161 133 Paxton lawyer Tony Buzbee, “The Bush Era in Texas Ends Today” – “They Can Go Back to Maine, this Is Texas”…
Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2023 09:19 PM (8EMtQ)

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I wish. But Cornyn Karl Rove are still here.

Posted by: LASue at September 15, 2023 09:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

162 I ALWAYS KNEW that pseudophedine was the only thing that worked for me, and all the other stuff was crap. I guess it's nice to see that finally confirmed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2023 09:49 PM (S6gqv)

163 I may write a book about my current job when I retire.

When people talk about the US collapsing, they miss the example of big companies. The fall can take some time.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 15, 2023 09:49 PM (Ds/Wi)

164 Hi Mike Hammer!

*taptaptaptaptap*

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 15, 2023 09:49 PM (TQc0R)

165 152 Video from Uneducated Economist on how the elderly are sliding into homelessness

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Oof. They need helmets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 15, 2023 09:50 PM (bQKgA)

166 "Riding a horse bare bottomed" - for cripes sake, Lady Godiva, put on some underwear!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2023 09:51 PM (S6gqv)

167 I think a lot of people will discover that the companies they depend on are run by idiots that hire inexperienced people to work for cheap. And then fire them without thinking about what chaos it will cause. It's interesting to watch.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 15, 2023 09:40 PM (Ds/Wi)

Don't forget the tendency to hire and retain only the bestest of best friends for subordinate management positions.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2023 09:52 PM (xhaym)

168 Tucker's interview with Milei has almost 380 million hits.

"wHaT a LoSeR~! HURR-DURRRR~!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2023 09:53 PM (IG4Id)

169 Most likely the other of the sneezy formulations is owned by somebody who is tight with\paid off the government.
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VERY often, some proven, patented pharmaceutical/medicine which has the patent about to expire, is altered in some minute way, as non-meaningful as changing from capsule to tablet, in order to extend the patent. Such things happen all of the time, and the law allows it. There are dozens of legal dodges used to soak the public. Thus much less expensive generics are staved off, long after the patent would normally have expired. That is just one example of what is going on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2023 09:54 PM (uUKp3)

170 I had dinner with my oldest step sister. I spent some time explaining to her why men tend to talk smack on other men when in men groups.

It's rough-housing. Adult rough-housing. "Big dogs fight when they first meet" and all that.

What do women do in women groups? She couldn't explain it to me.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2023 09:56 PM (xhaym)

171 I don't know about that but using skilled people for office cleanup does not seem wise.

And if you work for a company that used ADP for payroll, you'll get to give them your pronouns!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 15, 2023 09:56 PM (Ds/Wi)

172 So apparently a surveillance camera catching you getting felt up in a movie theater is now the equivalent of getting paid to stream sex acts over the internet:

https://tinyurl.com/33md63w9

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 15, 2023 09:57 PM (Bd6X8)

173
Don't forget the tendency to hire and retain only the bestest of best friends for subordinate management positions.
Posted by: Kindltot
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I worked for a firm with three VP's. Pres. and VP's were all members of the same fraternity at school. There was no such thing as true peer-to-peer exchanges with the rest of us.

As an aside, the company went from 200 mil. a year to bankrupt. Most of us saw it coming, and bailed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2023 09:58 PM (WTJmT)

174 Tucker's interview with Milei has almost 380 million hits.

"wHaT a LoSeR~! HURR-DURRRR~!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2023 09:53 PM (IG4Id)

Milei may not have a clue if the military and police will help or hinder any massive protest, and clearly hates Communists, but he is very definite on the danger of the idea "if there is a need there is a right"

I wish Tucker had asked a bit more about dollarization and had asked more about Rothbard.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2023 10:00 PM (xhaym)

175 https://tinyurl.com/yrnp42xw
38 seconds; turn down sound -- alot!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 15, 2023 07:34 PM (krqg6)

Long past time we began gassing all Klimate Kultists.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2023 10:00 PM (pJ96T)

176 Hi Mike Hammer!

*taptaptaptaptap*
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Yes'm...I know, I know, running behind on my correspondence...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2023 10:00 PM (WTJmT)

177 "What do women do in women groups?"

Ever read Penthouse Letters?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2023 10:01 PM (S6gqv)

178 I wish Tucker had asked a bit more about dollarization and had asked more about Rothbard.
Posted by: Kindltot

Flights leave daily to Argentina. So...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2023 10:02 PM (IG4Id)

179 I am curious as to whether those climate activists walked or makes biked from their homes to the protest.
Posted by: fd at September 15, 2023 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

And did they wear all artisanally-crafted clothing made of natural fibers, grown without use of chemical fertilizers. And no elastic in their gaunchies, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2023 10:02 PM (pJ96T)

180 *What do women do in women groups?*

Pillow fights.

Posted by: Everyone knows that at September 15, 2023 10:02 PM (NBVIP)

181 We think here a doe had twins, at least a doe in last few months has had care for 2 fawns that seem together always. Saw them again yesterday, but don't know if deer youngsters just all stick together or are siblings.
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2023 07:40 PM (fwDg9)

Saw an antelope yesterday. It was a plump little bastard. We rarely see them on this side of the Red Deer River.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2023 10:04 PM (pJ96T)

182 So apparently a surveillance camera catching you getting felt up in a movie theater is now the equivalent of getting paid to stream sex acts over the internet:

https://tinyurl.com/33md63w9
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 15, 2023 09:57 PM (Bd6X

How RepsAgainstTrump tells you that he has never felt the touch of a woman.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2023 10:12 PM (edDpS)

183 Taxes paid each year on a paid-off house support your local school groomers, criminals, and illegals.
Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2023 08:16 PM (NxC5+)

Taxes on property should only be used for funding projects that maintain or enhance the value of property. Roads, sewers, water mains, sidewalks, and buildings for use by the public. I would stipulate that capital spending for school buildings would qualify, but not salaries for teachers and admin workers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2023 10:13 PM (pJ96T)

184 *What do women do in women groups?*

Pillow fights.
Posted by: Everyone knows that at September 15, 2023 10:02 PM (NBVIP)

I have seen documentaries that reveal that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2023 10:13 PM (edDpS)

185 I have to say, if I were those guys getting the bear cubs out of that dumpster, I would not have quietly waited for them to leave on their own.

I would have been beating on the back of the can fit to wake the dead, to instill a lifelong terror of dumpsters in the little garbage-eaters.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 15, 2023 08:32 PM (CxG+i)

Funny bear story from my oilpatch days. Was working as mudlogger at a rig in B.C. (Nabors 90, IIRC) They had had issues with bears, so the crew had rigged an electrical cable from the motor house to a dumpster, with a plug, normally left unplugged so as not to shock the lease hands who dumped trash in the bin. I was out an about, grabbing a sample or something, and I saw a big momma bear climb into the dumpster. I trotted over to the plug, and plugged it in, then went straight up to the mud tanks, and told the derrick hand what I had done. He grabbed a 2" square nut, and pegged it at the dumpster. Guy had an arm on him! The nut hit the dumpster with a clang, and Momma Bear came barreling out of there, put a paw on the ground, and got a 220 volt zap. She headed up the road at maximum speed. cont'd.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2023 10:22 PM (pJ96T)

186 ...when I headed up to camp for midnight supper, I saw her on the side of the road, licking her paws. Now this sounds cruel, but if it deterred her from raiding dumpsters, it may have saved her from being shot later as a "problem bear".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2023 10:24 PM (pJ96T)

187 Nobody got COVID at an WNBA game!
Posted by: Bill Burr at September 15, 2023 09:00 PM (ntk8v)

Well, none of the fans are air breathers. Gills, baby!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2023 10:26 PM (pJ96T)

188 Lets hear a round of baby Elephant Walk from the John Wayne movie Hatari

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 16, 2023 01:10 AM (FLiOE)

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Posted by: dutchmen at September 25, 2023 03:59 AM (u9BxH)

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