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I think he's one of those sad pale doughy creatures who lives entirely online, like Ben Howe. Our long national nightmare is (almost) over: Mitt Romney says he won't seek re-election... in the Senate. Sen. Mitt Romney announced Wednesday he will not vie for re-election in 2024, opening up a Senate seat in Utah. Romney, the GOP's presidential nominee in 2012, had been one of the most vocal Republican critics of former President Donald Trump in the Senate. While he plans to leave the Senate in 2025, Romney underscored that he's "not retiring from the fight."I fear this means he will be running for President for the "No Labels" party, or, who knows, the Lincoln Project Party. (How can it be they haven't gotten into that grift yet?) Via Victor Tango Kilo. The Babylon Bee reports: ![]() n the coming weeks, a Giant Food market in D.C. will clear its beauty and health aisles of all national labels. No more Tide, Colgate or Advil, only store brands. Shoppers also will have to present their receipts to an employee before exiting the store. It's the regional supermarket chain's most overt gambit against the rampant theft that's plaguing retailers of all sizes. It's also a potential last-ditch effort to avoid shutting down the unprofitable store on Alabama Avenue SE -- the only major grocer east of the Anacostia River in Ward 8. "We want to continue to be able to serve the community, but we can't do so at the level of significant loss or risk to our associates that we have today," said Giant President Ira Kress. Shoplifting, organized crime and violence have become significant concerns for regional and national retailers. Home Depot, Target, Lowe's, Dollar Tree, Dick's Sporting Goods and Ulta are among those that flagged shrink -- the depletion of inventory caused by something other than sales -- during their second-quarter earnings calls. Growing losses have spurred giants such as Walmart to shutter locations. "Our team continues to face an unacceptable amount of retail theft and organized retail crime," Target chief executive Brian Cornell told investors last month. "During the first five months of this year, our stores saw a 120 percent increase in theft incidents involving violence or threats of violence." In recent months, stores across the country have been targeted by flash-mob robberies, after-hours break-ins and thefts mid-supply chain. Several Target locations grappled with bomb threats and swatting incidents in the fallout from participating in Pride Month.Lie. This is the Washington Post again pretending that the bomb threats came because of Target being part of Pride Month. No, the threats came from radical trans activists who were angry that Target moved its pride and Trans-for-Kids stuff to the back of the stores in response to customer complaints. Lie lie lie -- and then get others deplatformed for spreading "disinformation." And I bet you thought I was exaggerating when I said "they're not selling these products anyway, thieves are just carrying them out without paying." Truth is, I thought I was exaggerating when I said that. But it turns out, my exaggeration was accurate. Awww. The infantile, brain-damaged legions of leftists are in a never-ending cycle of denying there are any consequences for their actions, waking up and discovering there are consequences for their actions, screaming that it's unfair that there are consequences for their actions and that the government should insulate them against the consequences of their actions, and then starting over again with denying there are any consequences for their actions. Maybe try re-criminalizing theft and sending some Gentle Giants to fucking jail, where they belong? How racist of me to even suggest it! A male teacher who posted a former student's naked pictures online on a "revenge porn" website. It's not clear how he got the photos. Although he left the school at which he had been teaching, the next school district over just hired him. A New Jersey high school teacher who resigned after posting naked photos of a former student online was hired by another school district, according to reports. Christopher Doyle, a former math teacher at Wall High School, was ordered last month to pay Kaitlyn Cannon, 29, $10,000 for posting intimate pictures of her on a revenge porn website. Doyle resigned in 2019 amid litigation over the breach of Cannon's privacy, but was quickly hired by the Perth Amboy High School just a county away. As of Friday, Doyle was still listed as an active employee at the school despite officials' insistence that he was not working in the district, Fox News Digital reports. "It's my opinion that he shouldn't be allowed to teach in schools," Cannon, 29, told Fox. "That's something that's important to me. It doesn't sit right, I guess." Officials at Perth Amboy High School did not immediately respond to The Post's request for comment. Cannon's nightmare began in 2018 when she received messages that the naked selfies she sent to a boyfriend while attending Penn State were uploaded to the Dutch revenge porn website Anon-IB. The website listed the photos under Cannon's first name, last initial, and Wall Township, where she grew up. As Cannon and her family received an influx of messages about the photos, investigators revealed the disturbing fact that the pictures were uploaded from Doyle's computer, the very man who taught her in high school and coached her sister's tennis team.If you're a union-protected public school teacher, the world is your oyster. You can do whatever you want to your students and keep your job forever. Speaking of: Randi Weingarten says that supporting school choice, trying to help children escape the vicious failure factories the teachers unions have made, is just like... supporting segregation.
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Posted by: wth at September 13, 2023 05:20 PM (v0R5T) 2
Goodbye, cruel world!
Posted by: Mitt Romey's Magic Underwear at September 13, 2023 05:20 PM (ppBhU) 3
Podium
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2023 05:20 PM (fwDg9) 4
Mittens isn't giving in if he was sure he would get reelected
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2023 05:21 PM (fwDg9) 5
Mittens is a crapweasel -- he'll do something reprehensible and futile in 2024, just you wait and see. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2023 05:22 PM (xG4kz) Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2023 05:23 PM (bt2PN) 7
Good riddance to Mittens (say this Utah resident).
Posted by: pkudude99 at September 13, 2023 05:23 PM (lxCX/) 8
I will never not laugh at Boneless Pork Rectum.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 05:24 PM (9UlRk) 9
Shop at Giant here in se Pa every week, yet to see anyone looting, ever.
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2023 05:24 PM (fwDg9) 10
Mitt had it up to HERE with old ladies bawling him out at airport gates.
Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2023 05:24 PM (rj6Yv) 11
He just wants to be Kamala's VP.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 05:24 PM (9UlRk) 12
Bee: Authenticity Of Mexican Alien Questioned After Kid Hits It And Candy Falls Out
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 13, 2023 05:24 PM (r0Q9B) 13
It might prove hard to run for office again when your kid was on the same multinational corporation boards as Hunter Biden.
Perhaps Mittens should go home and think on what sort of great man he would have been had he shown some basic principles instead of being a rag blowing in the wind. Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2023 05:25 PM (xhaym) 14
Now that there's evidence, there's no evidence Joe knew what he was doing. He's a dupe, i tells ya'.
Posted by: InZona at September 13, 2023 05:25 PM (xckwd) 15
Penile CPR is two strong sucks, followed by thirty vigorous strokes, and repeat. When the penile unit spits up, the victim is revived. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2023 05:25 PM (xG4kz) 16
Only losers shop at grocery stores. All the cool kids get 3 meals a day delivered from Uber and Grubhub.
- left Posted by: Montec at September 13, 2023 05:25 PM (7BpYe) 17
Gads, Mitt is creepy looking.
Too bad Boris Karloff is gone. He could play the lead in Mitt’s biopic. And still look better than the real Mitt. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 05:25 PM (xTRSc) 18
I mean, no direct evidence.
I expect direct to be replaced by incontrovertible very soon. To be quickly followed by squirrel. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 13, 2023 05:26 PM (olroh) 19
A lot of you are probably wondering: Who is this Penile CPR Administrator Ian Millheiser?
...... Actually I wasn't. My penis doesn't need CPR. Posted by: wth at September 13, 2023 05:26 PM (v0R5T) 20
Mitt had it up to HERE with old ladies bawling him out at airport gates. Posted by: mrp Ge needs a volley of incoming Pence water balloons. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2023 05:26 PM (xG4kz) 21
Bee: Authenticity Of Mexican Alien Questioned After Kid Hits It And Candy Falls Out
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 13, 2023 05:24 PM (r0Q9B) ===== LOL, that's a good one. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 13, 2023 05:26 PM (DRSnL) 22
Lisa Murkowski is now the oldest member of the US Senate in dog years.
Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2023 05:27 PM (rj6Yv) 23
But before they close it completely, they're trying one last tact: They're removing all the brand-name products that could be looted and easily resold.
had a flashback to the generic products of the '70s. a black and white box that just says "mac and cheese". *shudder* Posted by: anachronda at September 13, 2023 05:27 PM (oY6Yp) 24
Mitt should spend the rest of his miserable life sucking his wife's cock.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 13, 2023 05:27 PM (OkzfG) 25
I guess Rombley has all his cash silos filled and doesn't need that government job anymore.
Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2023 05:27 PM (NxC5+) 26
"Some D.C. Council members have expressed concern that Giant might shut down a store that serves a ward of more than 85,000 people. "
Nice conflation of terms, "serves." Yes you "serve" customers but here the DC Council either thinks or is trying to represent that a private company, using its own money and people, are there to "serve" a population in some kind of obligatory way. A company has obligations to its shareholders. It may in a moral sense "owe" something to its employees. It may "owe" the community not to be an active nuisance or pollute its surroundings. But to imply it owes the community it's "service"? F*ck you commie. Posted by: Zek at September 13, 2023 05:27 PM (5FPX4) 27
Townhall.com
@townhallcom REPORTER: "You suggested that there's not evidence to back up Republicans' effort here..." KJP: "I'm not suggesting it. That's actually a fact." - Dat's a fact, Jack! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 13, 2023 05:27 PM (FVME7) 28
20 Ge needs a volley of incoming Pence water balloons.
come for the commentary, stay for the brand spanking new pronouns. Posted by: anachronda at September 13, 2023 05:27 PM (oY6Yp) 29
had a flashback to the generic products of the '70s. a black and white box that just says "mac and cheese".
Posted by: anachronda at September 13, 2023 05:27 PM (oY6Yp) ===== Big Ass mac & cheese! h/t Chris Rock Posted by: Jordan61 at September 13, 2023 05:28 PM (DRSnL) 30
I wish this tactic worked in Real Life.
Me: "You have no evidence. I'm outta here!" Judge: "The state has hours and hours of evidence to present, which your defense will have a chance to---" Me: "NO EVIDENCE!!!!" Judge: "....: Bailiff: "Whackin' 'im in the pee-pee over here, Boss." Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 05:28 PM (9UlRk) 31
Is Giant part of the old Giant Foods chain? We had one in Michigan when I was growing up, as I recall. I didnt know they still existed.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 13, 2023 05:28 PM (olroh) 32
Teachers all want to be referred to as “professionals” but they want protection from being fired because they suck and do not teach.
Abolish Teacher Unions and make them at Will. They cannot have it both ways. I sure don’t. Posted by: Czech Chick at September 13, 2023 05:28 PM (0rsFX) 33
>LOL, that's a good one.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 13, 2023 05:26 PM (DRSnL) My first thought when I saw the photo was that it looked like shitty paper-mache, so it course the Bee takes it to the logical conclusion. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 13, 2023 05:28 PM (r0Q9B) 34
Mitt is a worthless POS who sucked as a presidential candidate. And I mean really sucked...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 13, 2023 05:28 PM (XMwZJ) 35
Kinda surprised the teacher revenge porn incident was hetero in nature. Gives me hope.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 13, 2023 05:29 PM (dS+Iy) 36
18 I mean, no direct evidence.
I expect “direct” to be replaced by “incontrovertible” very soon. To be quickly followed by “squirrel”. *whistles innocently* Posted by: purported alien remains in mexico at September 13, 2023 05:29 PM (oY6Yp) 37
Mitt sez "I'm gonna spend my golden years as a board member of the Humane Society ."
Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2023 05:29 PM (rj6Yv) 38
REPORTER: "You suggested that there's not evidence to back up Republicans' effort here..."
KJP: "I'm not suggesting it. That's actually a fact." ....... Well, that settles it. Posted by: wth at September 13, 2023 05:29 PM (v0R5T) 39
The urban leftist mind is a truly disturbed pack of misconceptions. They don't stop shoplifting and when the stores close and leave they blame the stores. The Giant in DC closes and then where do the denizens shop for food.? Starve peasants, you voted for this shit
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 13, 2023 05:29 PM (/7iym) 40
If a grocery chain must "serve" a community, shouldn't the members of said community also be expected to "serve" it by not being degenerate fucking criminals?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 05:30 PM (9UlRk) 41
Bee: Authenticity Of Mexican Alien Questioned After Kid Hits It And Candy Falls Out
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 13, 2023 05:24 PM (r0Q9B) ===== LOL, that's a good one. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 13, 2023 05:26 PM (DRSnL) I love the Bee. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 13, 2023 05:31 PM (T/Lqj) 42
The world has come uncunted, Mr. Frodo, rotten taters everywhere.
Posted by: Sam Gamgee at September 13, 2023 05:31 PM (gCi8Q) 43
Also, i find the name Giant to be offensive to people with gigantism.
So not Current Day. Do better. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 05:31 PM (9UlRk) 44
Emmers has a bill that would prevent greasy Joe from going to a digital dollar. The bill has mucho support.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 13, 2023 05:31 PM (OkzfG) 45
I'm trying to sort through that teacher story. Do I have it right that: (1) the pictures he uploaded are of a former student who was an adult when the pictures were made and when uploaded; (2) the former student created the pictures and was the original distibutor, albeit to a more limited audience: her then boyfriend, who apparently was indiscreet with them; and (3) the only trouble the teacher ever got in was a civil suit, not a criminal matter? If so, he's a creep. But this doesn't sound like the usual teacher abusing a student case either. The case seems entirely unrelated to his role as a teacher (not that I think he can't be fired for unrelated conduct necessarily).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 13, 2023 05:31 PM (ppBhU) 46
>Well, that settles it.
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2023 05:29 PM (v0R5T) "That thing that you said I did in your mouth? I didn't. That's actually a fact." Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 13, 2023 05:32 PM (r0Q9B) 47
looks iike the exec order from Empress Michelle 1 got slapped down fast - already an injunction nullifying it.
from Bab Bee: “I am officially declaring that people criticizing me for stripping constitutional rights is a public health emergency,” she said when making the controversial announcement. “Due to the terrifying response to my second amendment decision, I am feeling really bad about myself and now have no choice but to suspend the First Amendment as well. So…you know…be quiet. QUIET!” Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2023 05:32 PM (i9ffA) 48
Hah! Mitt knows his odds of getting primaried are greater then the national debt. Mystery Acronym: DLTDHYITAM*. / *Don't let the door hit you in the ass Mitt. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 13, 2023 05:32 PM (enJYY) 49
You know Romney will be campaigning against the R ticket
he needs to preserve access to the right people Posted by: DB - if nominated, I will not run at September 13, 2023 05:32 PM (geLO8) 50
> A male teacher who posted a former student's naked pictures online on a "revenge porn" website. It's not clear how he got the photos.
My wife teaches at a middle school. The little idiots all send each other nudes, then they break up and the nudes spread like wildfire. At least a handful of times every school year she personally will find a cluster of boys all showing each other some girl's nudes she sent. She'll report the boys. She'll have a talk with the girls about how stupid it is to send them and how illegal it is to send them. Doesn't matter. It happens anyway. It's possible this teacher talked the girl into posing. It's also entirely possible he got the picture because she sent it and it was floating around the school. I'm not defending him at all. Fire him, put him on lists, do all that. I'm just saying this sort of thing is a MASSIVE problem at every middle and high school in the world right now. Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2023 05:33 PM (0N1h0) 51
🚨🚨Randi Weingarten likened parental rights and school choice advocates to segregationists:
She says the words �choice� and �parental rights� are the same kind of words that were used in reaction to school desegregation by opponents of the Brown v. Board of Education decision. pic.twitter.com/XDvP12pWbU — Nicki Neily (@nickineily) September 13, 2023 Randi, are you saying the Obamas and most high-earning POC with school-age children are rayciss? Posted by: GL at September 13, 2023 05:33 PM (5fDan) 52
Mitt is retiring to spend more time with his hairless cat and large sacks of money with dollar signs written on them.
Posted by: Zek at September 13, 2023 05:33 PM (5FPX4) 53
If Mitt goes away does that mean that MUMR will return?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2023 05:33 PM (63Dwl) 54
Emmers has a bill that would prevent greasy Joe from going to a digital dollar. The bill has mucho support.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 13, 2023 05:31 PM (OkzfG) I'm sure the Meat Puppeteer will get right on having him sign it too. Posted by: Catherine at September 13, 2023 05:34 PM (ZSsrh) Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 13, 2023 05:34 PM (BdMk6) 56
Paper mache pinata with a Tecate can head. Perfect.
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2023 05:34 PM (v0R5T) 57
Shopkeepers in Peckham stopped a “shopper” from looting their goods. They now face a kristallnacht of retribution.
Video splattered all over twitter. Posted by: 13times at September 13, 2023 05:34 PM (44mUT) 58
When Romney was pulling all of his anti-Trump bullshit, I figured he'd already decided he was never running for office again. He doesn't give a fuck anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2023 05:34 PM (i9ffA) 59
Romney will become a BLM organizer. There's money there.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 13, 2023 05:35 PM (OkzfG) 60
High schoolers. Almost all under 18. Distributing naked pictures of each other. Onto the internet. For the general public to see.
Sounds to me like something a certain federal law enforcement agency ought to be concerned about. You know. If they can find the time. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 05:35 PM (9UlRk) 61
I'm not defending him at all. Fire him, put him on lists, do all that. I'm just saying this sort of thing is a MASSIVE problem at every middle and high school in the world right now.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2023 05:33 PM (0N1h0) Tim Cook sagely nods his head. Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2023 05:35 PM (rj6Yv) 62
Grocery stores operate at very small profit margins, as a feral rule. I'm amazed they can tolerate any amount of theft, especially on the scale it's being perpetrated, I see videos of perps rolling entire shopping carts full of steaks and such and off they go. People taking pictures. No one comes up behind them with a tire iron, the way it should be...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 13, 2023 05:35 PM (MeG8a) 63
To be fair, if he had been vaccinated I would have blamed the vaccine for the tendon injury.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 13, 2023 05:35 PM (J+pgu) 64
I'm a Maryland native so I grew up on 'Giant Food' food. Nice stores, always a good shopping experience. But that was long ago.
And the area of DC that Giant is considering leaving has always been high crime. Don't know how they stayed open this long. Posted by: DB - if nominated, I will not run at September 13, 2023 05:36 PM (geLO8) 65
Eet was foun in Area Cinquenta Uno!
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2023 05:36 PM (v0R5T) 66
Romney will become a BLM organizer. There's money there.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 13, 2023 05:35 PM (OkzfG) Burning Man to Burning Cities. Party On! Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2023 05:37 PM (rj6Yv) 67
...as a "general" rule...
Sorry. Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 13, 2023 05:37 PM (MeG8a) 68
Aaron Rodgers' injury was caused by his refusal to boink transwomen!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 13, 2023 05:37 PM (FVME7) 69
Interesting she sent the pics to a boyfriend yet they somehow wound up in the hands of a skeevy teacher. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 13, 2023 05:37 PM (2YtOq) Posted by: Archer at September 13, 2023 05:38 PM (gmo/4) 71
In todays world, I wonder how the Bee separates reality from fantasy long enough to do satire. There is often only a tiny sliver of daylight twixt their satire and the fevered fantasies of the left.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2023 05:38 PM (pohLc) 72
Aaron Rodgers' injury was caused by trying to play football when you're 107 years old.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 05:38 PM (9UlRk) 73
Some D.C. Council members have expressed concern that Giant might shut down a store that serves a ward of more than 85,000 people
:You keep your people confined to wards, Massa? Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2023 05:38 PM (Sv58p) 74
Lots of Giant grocery stores in se Pa
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2023 05:39 PM (fwDg9) 75
Coupla things about our local hero who posted his former student, and this is what I have been told: Another local found the photos and sent them to the teacher. He posted them to a hosting site and sent the link to some other teachers. She was an adult, obviously.
What he did was pretty creepy for a teacher, but from what I'm told, it wasn't too much different than just sharing naughty photos of someone they all knew. FWTW Posted by: spongeworthy at September 13, 2023 05:39 PM (DWqKI) 76
Interesting she sent the pics to a boyfriend yet they somehow wound up in the hands of a skeevy teacher.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 13, 2023 05:37 PM (2YtOq) Cover up that laptop camera! Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2023 05:39 PM (rj6Yv) 77
The Brazilian by the scalp and then the thigh was named, the name of the dog who grabbed, Yoda. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 13, 2023 05:39 PM (enJYY) 78
Remember when the bee bas banned from old twitters for being funny? See, things do improve!
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2023 05:40 PM (vqigf) 79
I warned my teenage daughters about nude pics way back when because of how often such pics wind up distributed.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 13, 2023 05:40 PM (2YtOq) 80
It's not "trying a new TACT", it's "trying a new TACK", as in the sailing term for changing the direction you're sailing.
That is all. Posted by: Sharkman, Asshole In Charge of Pet Peeves at September 13, 2023 05:40 PM (+GAGS) 81
Ghettos were always food deserts.
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2023 05:41 PM (vqigf) 82
The Tide thing is a real problem, ace. Drug dealers accept it as currency because it's not illegal to have on the premises and everyone can use it. So drug buyers knock off a store stealing all the Tide to go buy their drugs. The druggies are happy because they don't pay anything for their drugs, and the dealers are happy because they get paid in untraceable "currency."
Just a few months ago a Safeway in a neighboring town was robbed by a young couple WITH A BABY of a shopping cart full of nothing but Tide. They just ran out of the store with it, loaded it into their car, ignoring all the people yelling at them, and drove off quickly. Police chased them and cornered them about 7 or 8 miles away. Unusual for this neighborhood, but I'm sure coming soon to more neighborhoods. Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2023 05:41 PM (pTb/Z) 83
Bob Dole wouldn't allow Milt Rombley to advertise boner pills.
Posted by: Bob Dole at September 13, 2023 05:41 PM (sWM8x) 84
Mentioned this before, but a few weeks ago asked a local smaller grocery why they now keep their second door shut ( smaller entrance) and was told that mobs of homeless were gathering every morning, and as soon as it was unlocked, they would come in and steal a lot of expensive items. So this was for resale/bartering not hungry looking for breakfast.
That’s what has been created thanks to lax policy: these mobs have a big business reselling items, and now even homeless, college students, whatever are getting into it - why not, they see other s get away with it. Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2023 05:41 PM (Vd3MZ) 85
It just occurred to me (way late I'm sure) that a big beneficiary of all this increased looting is Amazon. Much like it benefitted from the lockdowns. What's Bezos' position on decarceration and decriminalization of theft?
Posted by: Blah blah blah at September 13, 2023 05:41 PM (19vWw) 86
There's one WalMart that is going to have a Police Sub Station init. Probably between the eye center and the bank.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 05:42 PM (lCWOD) 87
It's not "trying a new TACT", it's "trying a new TACK", as in the sailing term for changing the direction you're sailing.
That is all. Posted by: Sharkman, Asshole In Charge of Pet Peeves at September 13, 2023 05:40 PM (+GAGS) I think people just assume it's some kind of shortened form of tactic, and just roll with it. Because they are afraid of being wrong and don't know what tacking is. I guess that's like a folk etymology. Not really. But kinda. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 05:42 PM (9UlRk) 88
"Romney underscored that he's 'not retiring from the fight.'"
Yeah, um, about that. What "fight"? His team can't even spell the word. The only words that comes to mind are "spineless milquetoast Establishmentarian globalist". Maybe he means he'll continue his fight for corporate tax cuts and endless war. That would make sense. Either way, good riddance. His carpetbagging wore out his welcome long ago. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 05:42 PM (aXxgO) 89
So anything offered on eBay can be assumed to have been stolen?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 13, 2023 05:42 PM (3JfbU) 90
CO2, it's what plants crave.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 13, 2023 05:42 PM (bwQD4) 91
Federal judge just enjoined the NM gov's gun banning emergency health order. It was pretty fast. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 13, 2023 05:42 PM (Mzdiz) 92
I will never not laugh at Boneless Pork Rectum.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 05:24 PM (9UlRk) And I'll never laugh at it because I don't know what it references. Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 13, 2023 05:43 PM (Angsy) 93
83 Bob Dole wouldn't allow Milt Rombley to advertise boner pills.
Posted by: Bob Dole at September 13, 2023 05:41 PM (sWM8x) Bob Dole is a zombie. Zombie Bob Dole understands dick-pill makers may need to move on. Posted by: zombie bob dole at September 13, 2023 05:43 PM (ppBhU) 94
Grocery stores operate at very small profit margins, as a feral rule. I'm amazed they can tolerate any amount of theft, especially on the scale it's being perpetrated, I see videos of perps rolling entire shopping carts full of steaks and such and off they go. People taking pictures. No one comes up behind them with a tire iron, the way it should be...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 13, 2023 05:35 PM (MeG8a) Yep. I once worked for a truck line that made $12M net on a $100M gross. Later I worked for a grocery store chain that made $16M net, on $1B gross. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 13, 2023 05:43 PM (aD39U) 95
Bezoz' position is buying a mega mansion in Florida. Where there is law and order.
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2023 05:43 PM (vqigf) 96
And I'll never laugh at it because I don't know what it references.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 13, 2023 05:43 PM (Angsy) I don't either! Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 05:43 PM (9UlRk) Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 05:44 PM (ZLI7S) 98
Kaitlyn Cannon Is definitely more popular thanks to the lawsuit. Was it worth $10k?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 13, 2023 05:44 PM (ga8qR) 99
You gotta hand it to 'em, those Mexican Ufologists have quite a sense of humor.
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2023 05:44 PM (v0R5T) 100
The NM bitch said she didn't need no constitutional lessons from a sheriff. Well, a federal judge just gave her a short and sweet one. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 13, 2023 05:44 PM (Mzdiz) 101
>>>What's Bezos' position on decarceration and decriminalization of theft?
Posted by: Blah blah blah ------------ He's busy on his yacht with his whore you'll have to call back later. Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 05:44 PM (lCWOD) 102
I guess I'm supposed to forget that Aaron Rodgers made a point of speaking up for BLM because he didn't get vaxxed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 13, 2023 05:44 PM (ppBhU) 103
YEA BUT................. All these crimes Biden did were when Trump was President.............
So................... It is Trump's fault that Biden committed all these crimes !!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2023 05:45 PM (EnsGU) 104
"t's not "trying a new TACT", it's "trying a new TACK", as in the sailing term for changing the direction you're sailing. That is all."
A "bold faced lie" strikes me as an epecially idiotic construction. The original term was of course "bald faced" as in naked, unconcealed. Though some now accept "bold faced" it's clearly a linguistic corruption that makes no logical sense --as though people run around putting their lies in bold fonts to make them more obvious. Posted by: Zek at September 13, 2023 05:45 PM (5FPX4) 105
Don't care about football anymore, but sort of a twinge of sympathy because Rogers is/was my sort of ally on the fraudvid shots, and I'd like to have seen Joe Willie's team get another championship.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 13, 2023 05:45 PM (Angsy) 106
When KJP quits they can make Fat Mother Nature the next press secretary.
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2023 05:45 PM (v0R5T) 107
"Some D.C. Council members have expressed concern that Giant might shut down a store that serves a ward of more than 85,000 people. Not only is a supermarket like Giant an important part of the community, it also is a lifeline for a community with limited access to quality food."
In a related Wash Post article from last month, here is what a community activist had to say about the thefts: "Jo Patterson of the East of the River Public Safety Consortium put it this way: "If people are hungry, they're going to -- I'm not going to use the word 'take.' I'm going to use the word 'survive.' They're going to survive by any means necessary." She questioned if the cost of theft could possibly be more than the money Giant has made serving the community." If she's going to justify theft in those terms, that means the neighborhood doesn't have the will to confront the problem. Giant will have to exit the neighborhood soon. https://archive.ph/l5S0m Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 13, 2023 05:45 PM (/iWhV) 108
"No more Tide, Colgate or Advil, only store brands. Shoppers also will have to present their receipts to an employee before exiting the store."
I sense a strong future for Ramen, Kaboom, and Pork-N-Beans. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 05:45 PM (aXxgO) 109
So, as a lot of you know, I am looking for a new job.
I am convinced that a lot of the online “interlocutors” for job sites are bots. Example: I am a paralegal. I got this e-mail this morning, in my personal e-mail, looking for someone “with your qualifications” to work at a law firm. Except, the job description explicitly states that they were looking to hire an ATTORNEY. A position that, as as a PARALEGAL, I cannot legally occupy. The stench of bot is heavy with this one. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 05:46 PM (xTRSc) 110
That's because you've taken it for granite!
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 13, 2023 05:46 PM (MeG8a) 111
>>KJP: "I'm not suggesting it. That's actually a fact."
Did The Moppet's curls shake when she said it ? Because that's how you know she really, really means it. Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2023 05:46 PM (rj6Yv) 112
I carry a pistol all the times. If I witnessed a shoplifter making off with a shopping cart of stolen food, the pistol would stay in my pocket. I am not a law enforcement officer. However, if the thief produces a weapon and threatens me or someone else, that is a different matter entirely.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2023 05:46 PM (pohLc) 113
Keith Olberturd has already made the Bee's article reality.
Posted by: I Stand with No One at September 13, 2023 05:47 PM (OrlqO) 114
I worked very hard for a half-century so that my family wouldn't have to reside or shop in a ward.
Posted by: Zombie Ward Cleaver at September 13, 2023 05:47 PM (83IzV) 115
Giant is reaching stop moving which means it's time to start subsidizing.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 13, 2023 05:47 PM (2YtOq) 116
That’s what has been created thanks to lax policy: these mobs have a big business reselling items, and now even homeless, college students, whatever are getting into it - why not, they see other s get away with it.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2023 05:41 PM 'We would be glad to discuss remedies with you at your earliest convenience.' The Rooftop Koreans Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2023 05:47 PM (NxC5+) 117
I think people just assume it's some kind of shortened form of tactic, and just roll with it. Because they are afraid of being wrong and don't know what tacking is. I guess that's like a folk etymology. Not really. But kinda.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 05:42 PM (9UlRk) Is SWAT for Special Weapons and Tack because of all the velcro and Nylon cordura gear they sport? Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2023 05:47 PM (xhaym) 118
KJP: "I'm not suggesting it. That's actually a fact."
Some reporter should reminder her that the specified quantum of evidence for treason, carrying the death penalty, is "two witnesses to the overt act" i.e. testimony alone can be more than enough for the rope. Posted by: Zek at September 13, 2023 05:48 PM (5FPX4) 119
This country had tens of thousands of Main Street stationary/print shops before Mitt came along bankrupted them, then relocated the new entity to strip malls under the 'Staples' banner. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 13, 2023 05:48 PM (enJYY) 120
Randi Weingarten says that supporting school choice, trying to help children escape the vicious failure factories the teachers unions have made, is just like... supporting segregation.
And yet at some schools there has been instituted in the last few years a racially segregated prom and graduation ceremony, by the insistence of the minorities participating. So it's not like segregation isn't creeping back into public schools, it's just that the people being excluded have changed. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 13, 2023 05:48 PM (Bd6X8) 121
High schoolers. Almost all under 18. Distributing naked pictures of each other. Onto the internet. For the general public to see.
Sounds to me like something a certain federal law enforcement agency ought to be concerned about. You know. If they can find the time. How is the government going to fix this? Dozens of the little idiots are doing this in every middle and high school in America. What's going to stop them? I think it would be bad if we started charging 13 year old morons with distributing child pr0n and all of those sorts of extremely serious charges. Even if we did start doing that, I doubt it would stop them. Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2023 05:48 PM (0N1h0) 122
I remember in a visit to Europe in the 60s their shops had all goods behind the counter and you simply told them what you wanted. Perhaps this will have to happen in blue states.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 13, 2023 05:49 PM (3JfbU) 123
Why do people speak of disinformation like it's a Bad Thing?
We're finding it to be an essential component of our new branding strategy. Posted by: Big Penguin at September 13, 2023 05:49 PM (a3Q+t) 124
The local Giant near me in NoVA must be doing ok because I haven't had any problem finding what I needed there. I do notice that all the 24/7 grocery stores in the area are no longer 24/7. I suspect crime and economy are the main reasons.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 13, 2023 05:49 PM (sAmhv) 125
I just went into the kitchen and kissed my wife, WITHOUT obtaining her consent. Does that make me a rapist?
Posted by: Eeyore at September 13, 2023 05:49 PM (brAQZ) 126
If it hasn't been mentioned yet, I'm betting we hear that of course Joe was directly involved in all of Hunters business dealings, and he was doing out of a desire to help make sure his son wasn't taken advantage of.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 13, 2023 05:50 PM (Dp4Pq) Posted by: George Constanza at September 13, 2023 05:50 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 13, 2023 05:50 PM (VLtO5) 129
Large organizations have a history of moving pedophiles around without telling the new location about the pedophile's history.
Just sayin'. There's considerable precedent for this organizational shame-denying behavior, and for massive penalties for engaging in it. Posted by: AMartel at September 13, 2023 05:51 PM (iiVr7) 130
If you take the relationship between Slo Joe and Hunter and contrast that with that of my Dad and me is that my Dad would have kick my ass repeatedly while holding on to my collar until I straightened up.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2023 05:52 PM (IaTa3) 131
Didn't Romney say he wasn't running because he's too old? That sounds like it would preclude a Presidential run
Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2023 05:52 PM (dWjpk) 132
Puddleglum: "I do notice that all the 24/7 grocery stores in the area are no longer 24/7. I suspect crime and economy are the main reasons."
In this environment (which is to say contemporary America), one would be foolish to stay open in the small hours of night. That's just a sign that screams, "Here there be monsters." Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 05:52 PM (aXxgO) 133
Nobody robs Nordstroms for a hungry family. They are stealing 10s if not 100s thousands in luxury items for resale.
This is Wealth Redistribution at a huge scale. I have to believe this is to destroy in-person retail in an effort to nudge nudge nudge us into shopping online with big companies via e-currency. Bug-bye small businesses, upward mobility and the mic lads. Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2023 05:52 PM (Vd3MZ) 134
had a flashback to the generic products of the '70s. a black and white box that just says "mac and cheese".
*shudder* Posted by: anachronda at September 13, 2023 05:27 PM (oY6Yp) We'll all be living Repo Man before long. Posted by: InZona at September 13, 2023 05:53 PM (xckwd) 135
Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2023 05:52 PM (IaTa3)
Well, your DAD prolly didn't shower with your sister. Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2023 05:53 PM (pohLc) 136
Bruce Campbell, having a long career of playing jerks and cowards, is top pick for the biopic.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2023 05:53 PM (44ww/) 137
I'm all glad that Joe Biden loves his son Hunter enough not to have fucked him in the shower, unlike another child if reports are to be believed. But, come on, Hunter isn't a little boy who needs his Daddy's wuv. He's a 50+ year old man committing crimes.It's not like there's a Special Olympics Event for Coke Snorting so, you know mental retardation is out too. Joe Biden's wuv doesn't give him a license to commit crimes. If Joe Biden's wuv for Hunter was so strong, he wouldn't have involved him in Daddy's Lifelong Bribe and Corruption spree. Sad. And sick. Posted by: naturalfake at September 13, 2023 05:53 PM (QzZeQ) 138
Bug-bye small businesses, upward mobility and the mic lads.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2023 05:52 PM (Vd3MZ) I was just thinking... Nationalized grocery stores. No one gets in without scanning their RealID to confirm their social credit score. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 05:54 PM (9UlRk) 139
Fed judge blocked the NM governor's gun bs. Not that anyone was going to enforce it but there is a least one judge willing to give a temp injunction to support the 2A
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 13, 2023 05:54 PM (/7iym) 140
There are at least 20 separate, mutually-confirming pieces of evidence that Joe Biden was a participant and a beneficiary of the bribery scheme.
- This is why I now support impeachment. I couldn't care less about Biden. But if they move fast enough they might find the money connections between China, Ukraine, Biden, Obama, Kerry, the FBI, CIA, etc Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 13, 2023 05:54 PM (Dp4Pq) 141
Penile CPR
A lifesaver! Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff "One and Two and Three and Four and Five and Six. . . . . then, two quick puffs!" If that doesn't bring him around. . . Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2023 05:55 PM (IaTa3) 142
A lot of people are under the misconception that penile cpr administration involves a lot of blowing. But actually, studies show that it is a lot more effective if you instead do mostly manual compressions. You're mostly just trying to keep the blood flowing until the professionals show up.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2023 05:55 PM (GufPK) 143
I remember in a visit to Europe in the 60s their shops had all goods behind the counter and you simply told them what you wanted. Perhaps this will have to happen in blue states. Posted by: President Select Decaf Those weren't large "big box" sized stores were they? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2023 05:56 PM (63Dwl) 144
I'm all glad that Joe Biden loves his son Hunter enough not to have fucked him in the shower
- I don't see any reason to not believe this. Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 13, 2023 05:56 PM (Dp4Pq) 145
If that doesn't bring him around. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2023 05:55 PM (IaTa3) Flip 'em over and try again! Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 13, 2023 05:56 PM (9UlRk) 146
The doctor says you're going to die.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 13, 2023 05:56 PM (aD39U) 147
And yet at some schools there has been instituted in the last few years a racially segregated prom and graduation ceremony, by the insistence of the minorities participating. So it's not like segregation isn't creeping back into public schools, it's just that the people being excluded have changed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 13, 2023 05:48 PM (Bd6X ![]() _______________ Segregate the classrooms, too. Teach African-American studies, basketball, twerking, etc. all the time in one, teach English, math, etc. in the other. Then everybody will be happy. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2023 05:56 PM (YqDXo) 148
The judge that just shut down the NM Governors unconstitutional gun ban is a Biden appointee. I'm guessing she won't be headlining any DNC shindigs soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 05:57 PM (ZLI7S) 149
#Speaking of Koreans:
I was in Manhattan pre Giuliani. Koreans had many sidewalk front shops. They were the most threatening shopkeepers I've ever seen. Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 05:57 PM (lCWOD) 150
I thought that SWAT teams were based on the example of the guys who stormed the U Texas to take out that sniper.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 05:57 PM (xTRSc) 151
Lizzy: "I have to believe this is to destroy in-person retail in an effort to nudge nudge nudge us into shopping online with big companies via e-currency. Bug-bye small businesses, upward mobility and the mic lads."
This part is the "globalist" effort to control the world. But the actual street crime - the first level employee of activism - really just wants the stuff for free. They aren't thinking of biasing commerce to on-line behemoths and e-currency. Together, though, street thugs and Big Business move society to the same point even as they aspire to a different goal. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 05:58 PM (aXxgO) 152
Greg Price on X: Romney, who voted to remove Donald Trump from office over a phone call where he asked Zelenskyy a question about Biden's corruption, says on the Biden impeachment inquiry "I haven't heard any allegation that would rise to the level of a high crime and misdemeanor." .
"Trump is the leader of the greatest portion of the Republican Party. It's a populist, demagogue portion of the party. I represent a small wing of the party. I call it the wise wing of the Republican Party. I don't believe we're going away." Romney, age 76 & not seeking reelection may be a slap at Joe Manchin, too. After all, the Uniparty darling also criticized both FJB and PDT w/i his speech. The side hustles are killing us. Is Facebook marketplace, for one, still in operation? It doesn't stop the local markets but asking for a friend. The Inquirer: Lawmakers were told PA schools need an extra $6.2 billion, on the first day of school funding hearings. Among issues are: The cost of Special Ed, $ districts can't recoup when students leave for charter schools, & the steep increase in required payments by districts into the state pension system. (Told ya & it'll spread like wild fire.) Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 13, 2023 05:59 PM (GshMh) 153
Fed judge blocked the NM governor's gun bs. Not that anyone was going to enforce it but there is a least one judge willing to give a temp injunction to support the 2A
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 13, 2023 05:54 PM (/7iym) ________________ Generally speaking - there are a few exceptions - but female and black politicians are a blight on the nation. Prove me wrong. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2023 05:59 PM (YqDXo) 154
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Segregate the classrooms, too. Teach African-American studies, basketball, twerking, etc. all the time in one, teach English, math, etc. in the other. Then everybody will be happy. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at ------------- Will this segregation be arbitrary or by choice? Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 05:59 PM (lCWOD) Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 06:00 PM (9UlRk) 156
"Trump is the leader of the greatest portion of the Republican Party. It's a populist, demagogue portion of the party. I represent a small wing of the party. I call it the wise wing of the Republican Party. I don't believe we're going away."
-- It's weird that y'all have been wrong about every single thing for 30 years. Posted by: Moron Robbie - There's no widespread evidence of Biden family corruption at September 13, 2023 06:00 PM (O69GV) 157
Will this segregation be arbitrary or by choice?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 05:59 PM (lCWOD) ___________________ Make it by choice. That'll cut down on the squawking. I'm pro-choice! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2023 06:01 PM (YqDXo) 158
And on what planet is Donald Trump controlling any facet of the republican party? That's just laughable on its face.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 06:01 PM (9UlRk) 159
155 *snort*
If you have to say you're "wise"..... you're not. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 06:00 PM (9UlRk) *glares at W-o* Posted by: Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayorrrrr at September 13, 2023 06:01 PM (PiwSw) 160
I can't wait for all the tender young boys that Italy has to offer. I really do prefer the pubescent Italian males
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at September 13, 2023 06:01 PM (gCi8Q) 161
If you have to say you're "wise"..... you're not.
-- Yep. Same as being smart, handsome, etc. If you feel the need to tell someone you are... Posted by: Moron Robbie - There's no widespread evidence of Biden family corruption at September 13, 2023 06:01 PM (O69GV) 162
I was kind of hoping that Mittens could join McCain in lying in state in the Capitol Rotunda.
Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2023 06:01 PM (PgowF) 163
Think about the psychology. If someone bitches about the serious curriculum, you can always say, "You chose it. Choose the other one, if you prefer."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2023 06:02 PM (YqDXo) 164
Spock, the women of your planet are logical. Yours is the only planet in the entire galaxy where that is true.
Posted by: Archer at September 13, 2023 06:02 PM (gmo/4) 165
New washing machine delivered! She's a beaut!
Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2023 06:02 PM (RG6z4) 166
Fed judge blocked the NM governor's gun bs. Not that anyone was going to enforce it but there is a least one judge willing to give a temp injunction to support the 2A
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 13, 2023 05:54 PM (/7iym) --- It really is the kind of idea that needs to be quashed *HARD* and an example should be made of anyone who suggests it to discourage anyone else from trying it. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2023 06:02 PM (BpYfr) 167
The Chester County, Pa jail which was unable to keep the Brazilian killer under lock and key is now out of the picture. Killer is now in a Montgomery County, PA jail about ten miles north. :: sigh of relief :: Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 13, 2023 06:02 PM (enJYY) 168
New washing machine delivered! She's a beaut!
Posted by: Weasel So square, so firm, so fully packed! Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2023 06:03 PM (IaTa3) 169
Funny I never knew you could absorb wisdom by having your head so far up your ass you had to breathe through a snorkel.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2023 06:03 PM (pohLc) 170
18 I mean, no direct evidence.
I expect “direct” to be replaced by “incontrovertible” very soon. To be quickly followed by “squirrel”. ---- No, I expect the progression to be more nuanced: 1. See, not a shred! 2. Like I said, only a few pieces! 3. Look, those smoking chunks are pretty small. 4. Hey, many of those body parts are still twitching! 5. Crater? You call that a crater?! Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 13, 2023 06:03 PM (8Ta2Y) 171
Generally speaking - there are a few exceptions - but female and black politicians are a blight on the nation.
Prove me wrong. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at ------------ Generally speaking white politicians are corrupt glad handers, Prove me wrong. Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 06:03 PM (lCWOD) 172
"I call it the wise wing of the Republican Party. I don't believe we're going away."
Agreed. Cancer is and will always be a bitch to ex(or)cise. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 06:03 PM (aXxgO) 173
New washing machine delivered! She's a beaut!
Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2023 06:02 PM (RG6z4) I got tired of those things breaking, so I bought a Speed Queen industrial, hopefully it lasts more than 5 years Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2023 06:03 PM (NtVYv) 174
Are the Democrats worried, or are they not? I'm really not clear on that. The way they are lying so blatantly - not even attempting plausibility - seems to indicate they are safe. They don't even need to try to persuade.
But sometimes I'm not so sure. They often DO seem so. I don't get it. I have long been one of the loudest in warning of their cheating, really in the Cassandra camp. But even I don't think their ability is unlimited, though I don't know what the limit is. So what gives, I dunno. Posted by: Eeyore at September 13, 2023 06:04 PM (brAQZ) 175
I got tired of those things breaking, so I bought a Speed Queen industrial, hopefully it lasts more than 5 years
Posted by: Hatari That will be my next washing machine. Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2023 06:04 PM (IaTa3) 176
Essential services (food, medical, etc.) closing in blue shit holes. Who could have foreseen it? *
* Most everyone Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2023 06:05 PM (Q4IgG) 177
Hunter successfully solicited his Dad in writing a recommendation letter for college admission for the son of Hunter's Chinese business partner.
The Dean who got the letter is now the Chair of the Boston Federal Reserve. Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2023 06:05 PM (PgowF) 178
It really is the kind of idea that needs to be quashed *HARD* and an example should be made of anyone who suggests it to discourage anyone else from trying it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2023 06:02 PM (BpYfr) She should get some kind of penalty besides a firmly worded letter. Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2023 06:05 PM (NtVYv) 179
Speed queen? Is that like a queer tweaker?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2023 06:05 PM (pohLc) 180
Generally speaking white politicians are corrupt glad handers, Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 06:03 PM (lCWOD) _______________ No argument here. But they're not advocating turning all the criminals loose and defunding the police. They're just grifting. Of the two, I'll take the latter. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2023 06:05 PM (YqDXo) 181
Polls showed Mitt's favorability rating at 30% in Utah.
For an incumbent, a favorability rating of below 50% generally indicates that you are in deep, deep political trouble. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 13, 2023 06:06 PM (2tUFv) 182
One of New York’s highly esteemed Five Families gets into retail grocery in DC with their usual attention to detail and hands on customer service.
Problem solved. Posted by: Goatweed at September 13, 2023 06:06 PM (0Q/6W) Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 13, 2023 06:06 PM (zg/mP) 184
Pierre Delecto does seem to be a Democrat.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 13, 2023 06:06 PM (d8oLB) 185
New washing machine delivered! She's a beaut! Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2023 06:02 PM What didja buy? My Amana washer, after an incredible and astonishing 30 months of service died. No user serviceable parts from what I can see after opening it up. Everything encased in plastic. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 13, 2023 06:06 PM (enJYY) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2023 06:06 PM (6d1ps) 187
But even I don't think their ability is unlimited, though I don't know what the limit is. So what gives, I dunno.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 13, 2023 06:04 PM (brAQZ) They're absolutely 100% not worried about any opposition party. The big worries i think they have are factional strife within the party, rogue agents like that NM nut going off script, or We The People kicking off the summer of type delete before they're ready for it. Standard electoral politics has been dead for years. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 06:07 PM (9UlRk) 188
No widespread evidence.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 13, 2023 06:06 PM (zg/mP) Come on, everybody does it, it's not a big deal. This is just how work gets done. Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2023 06:07 PM (GufPK) 189
Is Joe turrrranmelabistic?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 13, 2023 06:07 PM (d8oLB) 190
"Perfessor" Squirrel: "It really is the kind of idea that needs to be quashed *HARD* and an example should be made of anyone who suggests it to discourage anyone else from trying it."
Yep. In Peruvia they'd put her in chains for the attempted and clearly illegal deprivation of Constitutional Rights. As it is this was a no-name Progressive running the trial balloon up the flagpole and see what salutes. This attempt failed; "they" will try again. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 06:07 PM (aXxgO) 191
My new washing machine sucks ass. It locks the door when it starts so that 1 sock that fell on the floor is screwed. And the spin cycle gets jacked up and leaves everything soggy. Then when I tell it to spin again the stupid thing adds water.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 13, 2023 06:07 PM (b4o9z) 192
New washing machine delivered! She's a beaut!
Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2023 06:02 PM That John Deere Green shore is purty, ain't it? I'm surprised you could score a Speed Queen. A few years ago when I tried, I was informed only if I could prove I owned a laundromat could I purchase one. The guy's tale of woe about getting hammered if not rivaled some of the ATF stories out there. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2023 06:08 PM (a3Q+t) 193
I got tired of those things breaking, so I bought a Speed Queen industrial, hopefully it lasts more than 5 years
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2023 06:03 PM (NtVYv) ----- Exactly what I did. SQ for the win! Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2023 06:08 PM (RG6z4) 194
had a flashback to the generic products of the '70s. a black and white box that just says "mac and cheese".
*shudder* Posted by: anachronda at September 13, 2023 05:27 PM (oY6Yp) **** White can, black letter BEER Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2023 06:08 PM (PgowF) Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2023 06:09 PM (0N1h0) 196
No widespread evidence.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 13, 2023 06:06 PM This is about me, isn't it? Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 13, 2023 06:09 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2023 06:09 PM (IG4Id) 198
It really is the kind of idea that needs to be quashed *HARD* and an example should be made of anyone who suggests it to discourage anyone else from trying it.
I do hope the AZ House Dems who expressed their support for the NM governor's order are paying attention. But then again, if they are, it's probably to try and find a way to do it without getting an injunction filed to stop it. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 13, 2023 06:09 PM (Bd6X8) 199
My Dad had a picture of him in 'nam standing next to a huge pile of PBR under camo netting.
Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2023 06:10 PM (PgowF) 200
I don't see the gun grab in NM as a trial balloon, really. I see it more as a Leeroy Jenkins move.
They're all obviously trying to raid the same boss, she just decided she didn't want to hang around and wait for the party to get moving. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2023 06:10 PM (9UlRk) 201
Now you'll have a place other than the kitchen counter to charge your battery.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2023 06:10 PM (lCWOD) 202
I mean, no direct evidence.
-- No widespread evidence. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 ...... Nary a hallmark. Posted by: wth at September 13, 2023 06:10 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2023 06:10 PM (xTRSc) 204
Speed Queen Industrial also happens to Barack's bathhouse nickname. So there's that.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2023 06:10 PM (GufPK) 205
No widespread evidence.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 13, 2023 06:06 PM This is about me, isn't it? Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 13, 2023 06:09 PM (a3Q+t) No. We said widespread, not spreadwide. Posted by: Archer at September 13, 2023 06:10 PM (gmo/4) 206
The One Where Weasel Bought a Washing Machine.
Posted by: If AoS threads had episode titles like "Friends" at September 13, 2023 06:11 PM (PiwSw) Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2023 06:11 PM (a3Q+t) 208
White can, black letter
BEER Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2023 06:08 PM (PgowF) In Repo Man Emelio Estevez was eating a can of FOOD. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 13, 2023 06:11 PM (T/Lqj) 209
Not long now that Biden puls a LBJ Speech about re-election...........
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2023 06:12 PM (EnsGU) 210
I think I'll hold out for the 'Reverse Cowgirl Speed Queen' model at those prices. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 13, 2023 06:13 PM (enJYY) 211
GOOD RIDDANCE YOU UTTER PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE AND BE SURE TO FUCK YOURSELF ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR! A SHAME WE WON'T GET TO SEE YOU LOSE YOUR PRIMARY, LIKE YOU KNOW YOU WILL.
Oh and when you depart, stop off in Georgia and take that bucket of shit named Brian Kemp with you. A big, grateful FUCK YOU Mittens. It will be the only good thing you ever did for America. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👋 Posted by: Tracy at September 13, 2023 06:13 PM (I65XB) 212
"Today is National Hug Your Boss Day."
What law firm initiated this nonsense? That's a bold way to drum up business, I must say. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 13, 2023 06:13 PM (aXxgO) Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2023 06:13 PM (EnsGU) 214
>>I don't see the gun grab in NM as a trial balloon, really. I see it more as a Leeroy Jenkins move.
Yea but Leroy's premature ejac.. move got everybody killed. You gotta know when to hold 'em. Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2023 06:13 PM (ZLI7S) 215
The whole idea of sending nudes is baffling. If you are with the person they get to see you nude in the real world much better then a picture.
Then again I find selfies to be really weird even with your clothing on. Unless you have a land mark in the background why bother? Guess I went and got old. Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at September 13, 2023 06:13 PM (am630) 216
What didja buy? My Amana washer, after an incredible and astonishing 30 months of service died. No user serviceable parts from what I can see after opening it up. Everything encased in plastic. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 13, 2023 06:06 PM (enJYY) ---- Speed Queen #5 I think it is. Minimal electronics and solid as shit. The one we replaced, a kenmore /whirlpool needed a switch, but parts were getting hard to find for it since it was about 16 or 17 years old, so it didn't make sense to put a few hundred dollars into it. Old unit was a solid performer though. Never gave us any problems until the end. Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2023 06:14 PM (RG6z4) 217
had a flashback to the generic products of the '70s. a black and white box that just says "mac and cheese".
*shudder* Posted by: anachronda at September 13, 2023 05:27 PM (oY6Yp) **** White can, black letter BEER Posted by: torabora === Made me think of the movie Repo Man. Everything that was bought or in stores was generic. Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 13, 2023 06:14 PM (17s+e) 218
A US born, former US soldier, who is a tranny moved to Ukraine to become a spokes-thing for them. He put out a video threatening to hunt down and kill anyone who is a propagandist for Russia.
https://is.gd/FFXKnh Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2023 06:14 PM (0N1h0) 219
I think I'll hold out for the 'Reverse Cowgirl Speed Queen' model at those prices.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 13, 2023 06:13 PM With the selectable vibration settings, doesn't that one cost more? Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2023 06:14 PM (a3Q+t) 220
Nood
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2023 06:15 PM (u73oe) 221
PJMEDIA.COM White House is coordinating their "no evidence " of corruption with the Democrats Propaganda Ministry outlets. Expect all of them to parrot no evidence
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2023 06:15 PM (fwDg9) 222
122 I remember in a visit to Europe in the 60s their shops had all goods behind the counter and you simply told them what you wanted. Perhaps this will have to happen in blue states.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 13, 2023 05:49 PM (3JfbU) The problem with that business model is that you have high employee costs and low sales numbers, with relatively few customers being served. The Big Box model stores could never survive financially doing that, the overhead is far too high. They depend on having a large number of sales with a small number of employees, who mainly do stocking. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2023 06:15 PM (i9ffA) Posted by: Oddbob at September 13, 2023 06:16 PM (nfrXX) 224
PJMEDIA.COM White House is coordinating their "no evidence " of corruption with the Democrats Propaganda Ministry outlets. Expect all of them to parrot no evidence
Posted by: Skip == Impeachment of a democrat president is... wait for it... A DANGER TO OUR DEMOCRACY. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 13, 2023 06:17 PM (17s+e) 225
The Bee cracks me up.... "Arthur MacArthur sports physician".Ha!... I'll be honest I couldn't and still hardly can stand Aaron Rogers but I did gain some respect for him when said No to the vax.
Posted by: Molly k. at September 13, 2023 06:17 PM (j/yko) 226
Or, stores advertise that their security come from Jack Reacher Associates and amalgamated funeral services.
Same day cremations are our specialty. Posted by: Goatweed at September 13, 2023 06:18 PM (0Q/6W) 227
166 Fed judge blocked the NM governor's gun bs. Not that anyone was going to enforce it but there is a least one judge willing to give a temp injunction to support the 2A
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 13, 2023 05:54 PM (/7iym) --- It really is the kind of idea that needs to be quashed *HARD* and an example should be made of anyone who suggests it to discourage anyone else from trying it. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2023 06:02 PM (BpYfr) I expect she'll call a news conference to claim the moral high ground on this one. The Media will hail her as a hero, trying to save lives the MAGA white supremacists and the NRA don't care about. Posted by: GL at September 13, 2023 06:19 PM (5fDan) 228
Romney told the local Utah paper he's not running for president either.
All the Democrat commentators are sobbing in the comments there. Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 13, 2023 06:20 PM (AxRGS) 229
Oh my gosh Horde, gee willikers, I have just received three emergency notifications on my cell phone, a tornado watch, a flood watch and a tropical storm watch. I turned on the local news and the weather people are all pre-orgasmic over the possibilities here, it is disgusting. I may as well go to sleep and wake up in the apocalypse.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 13, 2023 06:24 PM (Sgq8y) 230
85 It just occurred to me (way late I'm sure) that a big beneficiary of all this increased looting is Amazon. Much like it benefitted from the lockdowns.
I had the same thought some time ago. Since most of my retirement is in Amazon stock, i have mixed emotions. But then I think of Joey and Hunter and my emotions aren't so mixed anymore. Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at September 13, 2023 06:25 PM (PwP1X) 231
Romney is pathetic ............. Lost to Chocolate Jesus when he was up by 5 points with 1.5 months out from the election !@!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2023 06:26 PM (EnsGU) 232
The left's narrative; "without evidence."
Except there's a shit ton of "evidence." None of which will be allowed. Bet on it. But... if we had an honest and reliable opposition party they'd have been making hay over this for the last 3 years. Yet, here we are with the feckless and corrupt GOP. And there's plenty of "evidence" for that. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2023 06:27 PM (Q4IgG) 233
Do my food stamps work in the food desert?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 13, 2023 06:29 PM (nnp+f) 234
Ward 8 in DC, aka Anacostia. On the other side of the Anacostia River from the rest of DC. Very vibrant. It's also the area the DC council stopped Wal Mart from opening a store in a few years ago. No one else was interested, btw.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 13, 2023 06:38 PM (JuMV1) 235
Impeachment of a democrat president is... wait for it...
A DANGER TO OUR DEMOCRACY. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable Yu fergot the "Preciousss" part Posted by: Gollums for a Pregessive Future at September 13, 2023 06:39 PM (gjyF5) 236
Since it's spelling/grammar Nazi day--the word you're looking for is stationery (not stationary).
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 13, 2023 06:39 PM (XMwZJ) Posted by: Miklos was almost in that movie at September 13, 2023 06:41 PM (gjyF5) 238
Romney running for president under “No Labels” would be a good thing. The only people who would vote for him are insufferable nevertrumpers who would vote for Biden otherwise.
Posted by: Caiwyn at September 13, 2023 06:51 PM (Bmy9A) 239
It amuses me that Legacy Media calls it Organized Retail Crime. ORC
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at September 13, 2023 07:04 PM (5jh/A) 240
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 13, 2023 06:24 PM (Sgq8y)
Hope you're safe, Debby. I do think they deliberately try to unnerve people sometimes. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2023 07:06 PM (RSbhh) 241
Hey I know this is off topic but I was wondering if you knew of any widgets I could add to my blog that
automatically tweet my newest twitter updates. I've been looking for a plug-in like this for quite some time and was hoping maybe you would have some experience with something like this. Please let me know if you run into anything. I truly enjoy reading your blog and I look forward to your new updates. Posted by: Click Here at September 14, 2023 03:13 AM (6j3YE) 242
The strike isn't about... anything regarding benefits or pay or any such. It's a sideshow. The companies can't sell cars. They need the lines to stop. The unions step in to help out. Out of work one way or the other. This is doing their bosses a major favor. Their real bosses.
I have to laugh when it isn't easy to see, when... it is clear as daylight what is happening. This isn't a labor versus management thing. This is labor and management and government versus the sheeple thing. Pick a side, if you like. You lose. Heck, they lose. But they have chosen to lose, and cause you to lose with them. If most of them don't seem to know either. Like a line of monkeys, one beating the other, on down a line. What a lark! Posted by: Doom at September 15, 2023 09:43 AM (Snn8C) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0501 seconds. |
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