Nursing Home Joe Blows Off 9/11 Ceremonies

But the White House sure was colorfully festooned all through "Pride" Month, wasn't it?

President Biden spent Sept. 11 far from the sites of terrorist attacks that claimed the lives of 2,977 Americans 22 years ago, opting instead to send his second-in-command to Ground Zero on Monday.
Vice President Kamala Harris stood between Gov. Kathy Hochul and Mayor Eric Adams at a ceremony honoring the victims of the 2001 attacks in Manhattan -- as Biden returned from Asia and marked the tragedy later in the day at a military base in Alaska.
Harris smiled during a lively conversation with Hochul and stayed for about an hour before catching her return flight to Washington -- as victim names continued to be read aloud by their relatives at the National Sept. 11 Memorial Plaza.

I'm sure she left the ceremony early for the same reason Biden left the MOH ceremony early -- out of concern for the health of the attendees. Biden was worried he'd infect people with covid; Harris must have another communicable disease she's afraid people will catch.

Is there such a thing as Upper Respiratory Herpes? Which you can maybe catch by somehow exposing your throat to Herpes?

Signed,

Hopefully in Hopkinsville

The mayor and VP, by contrast, did not seem to engage in much chatter -- after Adams has repeatedly blasted the White House's handling of the migrant crisis that's draining city resources.
Hochul and Harris were all smiles despite Biden's recent snub of the Democratic governor, who wasn't granted a meeting with him when she visited the White House on Aug. 30 to discuss the rising tide of border-crossers.

Meanwhile, in parody that's so close to the truth you'll say I Can't Believe It's Not News:

And even closer to the truth:

Update: This is the sad reality -- Joe Biden took 9/11 as a chance to lie about his high school "ball" playing abilities, once again.

WATCH: Biden begins his 9/11 anniversary speech with a joke about his 'high school ball club' pic.twitter.com/x13ufamT5d
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 11, 2023

thanks to andycanuck.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:42 PM

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1 SPONGE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 11, 2023 06:42 PM (xcxpd)

2 heh, Sponge...

all right, calling the otters

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 11, 2023 06:43 PM (xcxpd)

3 The Bee does great work.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 11, 2023 06:44 PM (yowpl)

4 Babylon Bee works hard.

Clown World makes satire into reality every day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 11, 2023 06:44 PM (xcxpd)

5 It is all beyond comedy now… it is farce.

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2023 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

6 Bo Bo.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2023 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

7 How soon till Joe is no longer allowed to make public appearances?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 06:45 PM (isNL8)

8 Neither Slow Joe or VP Kneepads are fit to be present during the reading of the names of the innocents and heroes who perished that day.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 11, 2023 06:45 PM (RLLZj)

9 AoSHq Time clock is askew

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2023 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

10 Vice President Kamala Harris stood between Gov. Kathy Hochul and Mayor Eric Adams at a ceremony
......

Where's a crate of rotten tomatoes and cabbage when you need it?

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2023 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

11 I think Babylon Bee writers should make a little money on the side by writing speeches for Kamala, because that was a superb imitation. When does the Dept of Injustice lock up the Bee writers?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2023 06:47 PM (RSbhh)

12 "AoSHq Time clock is askew"

* Straightens clock*

Better?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 06:48 PM (isNL8)

13 9 AoSHq Time clock is askew
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2023 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

Ace is converting the time machine to run on Hobo batteries. I think he gets a tax credit or something.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 11, 2023 06:48 PM (z+89e)

14 If Sundowner would read the Bee he would probably remember what they write as gospel

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2023 06:48 PM (fwDg9)

15 Both of these stories would be totally believable as straight news, given the current state of our nation.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 11, 2023 06:48 PM (XMwZJ)

16 Where's a crate of rotten tomatoes and cabbage when you need it?

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2023 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

Or the teen girl who can chuck water balloons with uncanny accuracy.

Posted by: Archer at September 11, 2023 06:48 PM (gmo/4)

17 I'm glad they stayed away. Kamala would just encourage more hijackings like she encouraged more burning, looting and murders.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 11, 2023 06:49 PM (MeG8a)

18 The Bee does great work.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 11, 2023 06:44 PM (yowpl)

I'm convinced all the retired writers of MAD Magazine came out of retirement for the Bee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 06:49 PM (uSHSS)

19 Eh, let shytepants do whatever he please, as long as he doesn’t foul 9/11 memorial services.

Posted by: 13times at September 11, 2023 06:49 PM (+4yUt)

20 Hahaha…l love it. All the idiots that voted for Barack Odongo ushered in his lackey Biden which is what we get today.

Smooth brains all of them.

Hope and Change Baby! Hope And Change!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2023 06:49 PM (R/m4+)

21 This country is dry as chip, just one spark could set it off. And these evil bastards are walking around dropping lit cigarettes and and fireworks everywhere, especially in the hearts of grieving Americans.

Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2023 06:50 PM (NxC5+)

22 It's not like Joe didn't do anything today. He picked the anniversary of 9/11 to give Iran $6 billion.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2023 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

23 3 The Bee does great work.
______

We have to stop them. Get Gerrick Marland on the phone!!

Posted by: Joe BoBo Biden at September 11, 2023 06:50 PM (fs1hN)

24 Smooth brains all of them.

Smooth as a cue ball.

Posted by: Archer at September 11, 2023 06:50 PM (gmo/4)

25 Deep State DC is just trolling us now, with Biden… Why Biden??? Because they can, people, because they can…

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2023 06:50 PM (PCK5/)

26

1/6 was like, 9/11 times 1000, man.

Posted by: Auspex at September 11, 2023 06:50 PM (j4U/Z)

27 Today we in NYC are honoring everything BLM has done to end what happenned on September 11 after Trump tried to overthrow this County ...........

Posted by: Eric Adams at September 11, 2023 06:50 PM (p3lya)

28 Contact Not The Bee instead, Ace:

Breaking911 @Breaking911
WATCH: Biden begins his 9/11 anniversary speech with a joke about his 'high school ball club'

https://tinyurl.com/mryuxr4k
16 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 06:51 PM (krqg6)

29 Village Idiot's Apprentice

LGB is the best candidate the deep state has.
All others fall shorter.

Well, except RFK, Jr., who has no Secret Service protection.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2023 06:51 PM (u82oZ)

30 Why are they holding their hands to their chests? It's not like any of them have a heart.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 06:51 PM (uSHSS)

31 Isn't Bo Bo a chimp?

Great name for joe

Posted by: Archer at September 11, 2023 06:51 PM (gmo/4)

32 22 It's not like Joe didn't do anything today. He picked the anniversary of 9/11 to give Iran $6 billion.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2023 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

The wonders of fiat currency and a legislative branch even hungrier to spend than the executive is.

Money means nothing to them anymore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 11, 2023 06:51 PM (xcxpd)

33 No, I think having Pedo Joe far away from the 911 ceremony is for the best. Can you imagine what he would blurt out? Perhaps, Beau died rescuing victims or some story that he was a firefighter would vomit from his mouth.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 11, 2023 06:52 PM (azYCi)

34 The Bee is absolutely brutal.

I love them

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 11, 2023 06:52 PM (zpJdl)

35 Smooth brains all of them.

Smooth as a cue ball.

Posted by: Archer at September 11, 2023 06:50 PM (gmo/4)
--
And only half as bright.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2023 06:52 PM (BpYfr)

36 This country is dry as chip, just one spark could set it off. And these evil bastards are walking around dropping lit cigarettes and fireworks everywhere, especially in the hearts of grieving Americans.
Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2023 06:50 PM (NxC5+)

And walking around in corduroy pants with their flabby thighs. Voop voop voop voop

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 11, 2023 06:52 PM (T/Lqj)

37 11 I think Babylon Bee writers should make a little money on the side by writing speeches for Kamala, because that was a superb imitation. When does the Dept of Injustice lock up the Bee writers?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2023 06:47 PM
Remember Charlie Hebdo?

Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2023 06:52 PM (NxC5+)

38 That expert from the Bond book shows how severely mentally ill the left is.
" It was a long while since he'd been at any kind of function that was almost exclusively full of men. It felt strange. There was not even a pretence at diversity here. Athelstan hadn't been the least bit concerned about ensuring that half of the people he'd hired to carry out his coup should be women, or non-white, or disabled."

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 11, 2023 06:52 PM (AEvvx)

39 Village Idiot's Apprentice

LGB is the best candidate the deep state has.
All others fall shorter.

Well, except RFK, Jr., who has no Secret Service protection.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2023 06:51 PM (u82oZ)

He should avoid open car rides, motel balconies, hotel kitchens, and theaters.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 11, 2023 06:53 PM (4I/2K)

40 It's not like Joe didn't do anything today. He picked the anniversary of 9/11 to give Iran $6 billion.

So they received $5.4 billion.

Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2023 06:53 PM (Sv58p)

41 The wonders of fiat currency and a legislative branch even hungrier to spend than the executive is.

Money means nothing to them anymore.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 11, 2023 06:51 PM (xcxpd)
---
It does make me wonder why they even bother collecting taxes anymore. Yes, Power, I get it....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2023 06:53 PM (BpYfr)

42 Democrats secretly celebrated 9/11.

Posted by: Montec at September 11, 2023 06:54 PM (vA7+M)

43 F'ing 'possums~!

@nypost 48m
Orangutan launches possum out of enclosure at zoo — as horrified visitors scream

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2023 06:54 PM (IG4Id)

44 September 11 2001
September 11 2012

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 06:55 PM (7+zq2)

45 Remember Charlie Hebdo?
Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2023 06:52 PM (NxC5+)

Yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2023 06:55 PM (RSbhh)

46 One of these days, I'd like to hear a journo yell "you LIE" to the old pervert.

And yell again
And again

At some point in time, someone HAS to confront this lying sack of shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 11, 2023 06:56 PM (8TJgL)

47 Democrats secretly celebrated 9/11.
Posted by: Montec at September 11, 2023 06:54 PM (vA7+M)

A fair number of them said so openly and that we deserved it.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 11, 2023 06:56 PM (azYCi)

48 I have decided to fly my state flag from now on… have given it some thought..

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2023 06:56 PM (PCK5/)

49 #42 I firmly believe that. I firmly believe that about all of the communists within our midst.

Posted by: Crusader at September 11, 2023 06:56 PM (ibQSj)

50 I am hoping Lamont You Big Dummy and Disinformation Expert Ace can double team a post one of these days...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 11, 2023 06:56 PM (TGPs7)

51 Where's TJM? He'll like this.

@BehizyTweets

BREAKING: The Wisconsin Senate Elections committee has voted against reappointing the corrupt Meagan Wolfe as Administrator of Elections

Wolfe is famous for giving illegal guidance to election clerks across Wisconsin during the 2020 election

Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2023 06:57 PM (ZLI7S)

52 Jack Straw I suspect that is Barky's minions doing that, nice gift on their holiday over America.

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2023 06:57 PM (fwDg9)

53 Kamala probably left early because an hour or so is the longest she can suppress her Joker-like cackle.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 11, 2023 06:57 PM (ppBhU)

54 {{{Ben Had}}}

If we were Japan, the Emperor would declare you a National Treasure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2023 06:57 PM (u82oZ)

55 They didn't want him to get booed and call the crowd dog faced pony soldiers.

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 06:58 PM (vFG9F)

56 43 F'ing 'possums~!

@nypost 48m
Orangutan launches possum out of enclosure at zoo — as horrified visitors scream

Air Possum is likely to be better flying than United...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 11, 2023 06:58 PM (TGPs7)

57 @nypost 48m
Orangutan launches possum out of enclosure at zoo — as horrified visitors scream

Posted by: weft cut-loop

====

It was an Australian zoo, so it's highly likely the possum was venomous.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 11, 2023 06:58 PM (8AONa)

58 42 Democrats secretly celebrated 9/11.
Posted by: Montec at September 11, 2023 06:54 PM
But they sure pretended they were Americans for a few months, didn't they? Bastards.

Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2023 06:58 PM (NxC5+)

59 The adults are back in charge. Dignity on the world stage. Norms restored.

Posted by: Fuck me. Can't take it anymore. at September 11, 2023 06:59 PM (ygnrC)

60 Didn't ex-twitter ban the Babylon Bee for misinformation?

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2023 06:59 PM (lX8VI)

61 What's the big deal?

Some people did some things, so what?

/s/ Another Democrat Who Coasts to Reelection Every Two Years.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 11, 2023 06:59 PM (ghXEC)

62 tubal

I will fly the old Navy Jack (the stars on the canton) when I repair my flagpole. This is on the list of chores.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2023 06:59 PM (u82oZ)

63 The Bee is sadly outstanding today.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 11, 2023 07:00 PM (pCZHI)

64 my annual shout-out to the spirit of Rick Rescorla, who walked back into the tower for his people, singing Men of Harlech ...

there are no words.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 11, 2023 07:00 PM (YNbPJ)

65 Today is the day chosen by the Biden admin to give $6 billion to Iran and to have a prisoner swap.
Coincidence?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 11, 2023 07:01 PM (MeG8a)

66 Good evening, horde.

"...we will never forget that which must never be forgotten."

LOL

God bless The Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 07:01 PM (OX9vb)

67 I think Babylon Bee writers should make a little money on the side by writing speeches for Kamala, because that was a superb imitation. When does the Dept of Injustice lock up the Bee writers?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2023 06:47 PM

I wouldn't have blinked twice if that text were reported as her speech on a 'news' venue. Sad.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2023 07:01 PM (a3Q+t)

68 "Orangutan launches possum out of enclosure at zoo — as horrified visitors scream"

* We have secretly replaced the possums with apprehended illegal immigrants. Let's see if they notice*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 07:02 PM (isNL8)

69 sock_rat_eez

Rick Rescorla its one of my heroes.

But my kids plead with me to not sing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2023 07:02 PM (u82oZ)

70 Biden begins his 9/11 anniversary speech with a joke about his 'high school ball club'

Remember when the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs said he'd give the Chinese a heads up about Trump? If I were still in uniform, I wonder if I could ignore any order from this asshat?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 07:02 PM (uSHSS)

71 all right, calling the otters
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 11, 2023 06:43 PM

River or sea? We have Commentators who consider the difference important.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2023 07:03 PM (a3Q+t)

72 thx for some good news there, JS!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 11, 2023 07:03 PM (YNbPJ)

73 Every day of the junta being in power puts me more and more on edge, like something really bad is going to happen. Like Eromero up in 21 said, dry as chip, just waiting for the spark. The average citizen used to be able to discount a lot of government actions, knowing they wouldn't be affected. Now, demonstrated by the J6 actions, anybody is fair game. The state is just waiting for the ignition point and then they can really put the hammer down.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 11, 2023 07:03 PM (0EOe9)

74 Bond already has Bad Bond Girls and nerds who play Q.

Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe in Thunderball. Best Bad Bond Girl.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 11, 2023 07:03 PM (K6vwr)

75 From an Insty's commenter:

Did you listen to his speech in Alaska? That's exactly what he did. He claimed to have been there with Bush on September 12. He was nowhere near NYC; he was in Congress in DC, debating a resolution to condemn the attacks.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 07:03 PM (krqg6)

76 My theory for what dumbass story he would tell would be about once being on a plane that experienced turbulence.

Posted by: the dandy at September 11, 2023 07:03 PM (2Hq8F)

77 Otters??? They are a type of Weasel???

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2023 07:03 PM (PCK5/)

78

A fair number of them said so openly and that we deserved it.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 11, 2023 06:56 PM (azYCi)

True. A friend since childhood opined the same. I have not spoken with him since.

Posted by: Auspex at September 11, 2023 07:04 PM (j4U/Z)

79 #65 Coincidence? No no no...they've been beyond cocky since they got away with stealing the election of 2020. Today much of what would have once passed for clumsiness is instead driven by the arrogance that they believe there will *never* be a price attached to the evil they do. Its meant to be noticed--they do it to arouse fear and helplessness.

Posted by: Crusader at September 11, 2023 07:04 PM (ibQSj)

80
I remember Pearl Harbor. I was there, shooting a cannon from the bridge of the USS Arizona!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 11, 2023 07:04 PM (+oR7L)

81 LOL, Salty, Mrs Eez feels the same way!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 11, 2023 07:04 PM (YNbPJ)

82 "I am hoping Lamont You Big Dummy and Disinformation Expert Ace can double team a post one of these days..."

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 07:05 PM (isNL8)

83 "...opting instead to send his second-in-command to Ground Zero on Monday."

----

Way to go, Murdoch Post. Way to continue to cover for this White House with the lie that Biden's in charge, and the Cum-lady is "second in command."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2023 07:05 PM (dGCAG)

84 "Coincidence?
Posted by: gourmand du jour"

Yes.

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 07:05 PM (vFG9F)

85 Cancel the red alert!

Call off the dogs!

Crisis averted!

I found my remote control to my TV...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2023 07:05 PM (BpYfr)

86 I mean no.

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 07:06 PM (vFG9F)

87 64 my annual shout-out to the spirit of Rick Rescorla, who walked back into the tower for his people, singing Men of Harlech ...

there are no words.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 11, 2023 07:00 PM
A true example as from the story of Esther-
'for times such as these you were made...'

Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2023 07:06 PM (NxC5+)

88 Here's the video of the Orangutan possum launch.

https://youtu.be/5z5XslrKaqM

Posted by: bonhomme at September 11, 2023 07:06 PM (0N1h0)

89 Another Biden family member involved with the China grift uncovered.

Biden's niece Casey Owens was working at the Treasury and feeding information to Hunter about Chinese investments. This happened while Joe was VP.

https://tinyurl.com/3khahsvk

Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2023 07:07 PM (ZLI7S)

90 Otters??? They are a type of Weasel???
Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2023 07:03 PM

No, they are both a type of mustelid.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 11, 2023 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)

91 Here's the video of the Orangutan possum launch.

https://youtu.be/5z5XslrKaqM
Posted by: bonhomme at September 11, 2023 07:06 PM (0N1h0)

No laser.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 07:07 PM (uSHSS)

92 > A fair number of them said so openly and that we deserved it.

Yep. I heard the asinine phrase about, "Chickens coming home to roost" dozens of times from leftists in my work circle.

I also heard them complain many times that good leftists in NYC were attacked when it should have been somewhere more conservative.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 11, 2023 07:08 PM (0N1h0)

93 "Otters??? They are a type of Weasel???
Posted by: tubal"

Sea weasels and river weasels. The "otter" name came into use due to an intensive publicity and rebranding campaign

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

94 Lying dog faced pond otter pony soldiers. I was in NYC on 9/12. Went to Katz deli. Good Jew food. Stopped by Nathan's too. Traffic was too bad to get to the site so I hopped the train and went back to Delaware. It was a payday. Made it back to DC to vote on some shit.

Joe

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 11, 2023 07:09 PM (0EOe9)

95 F'ing 'possums~!

@nypost 48m
Orangutan launches possum out of enclosure at zoo — as horrified visitors scream
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2023 06:54 PM (IG4Id)

As God is my witness, I thought they could fly!

Posted by: Clyde at September 11, 2023 07:10 PM (4I/2K)

96 Brett Baire in his most melancholy voice just now om Fox hearing that McCarthy might man up and shut the absolute spending train wreck that is our government down:

"I guess we're heading for a fiscal cliff..."

*sniff*

What a complete intellectual lefty simp...

Posted by: Boswell at September 11, 2023 07:10 PM (K+UlC)

97 From the video, whatever creature that Orang threw appears to have a furry tail. Unless Australia has possums with furry tails, I don't think it's a possum.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 11, 2023 07:11 PM (0N1h0)

98 The "otter" name came into use due to an intensive publicity and rebranding campaign
Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 07:08 PM

Penguins are trying to do the same thing around here by assuming the AoSHQ-beloved bat brand. Resist we must!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2023 07:11 PM (a3Q+t)

99 I remember the college professor who called the victims "little Eichmans".
There were then, as now, America haters. The difference now is that the haters are large and in charge, doing their best to knock our legs out from under us.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 11, 2023 07:11 PM (MeG8a)

100 My theory for what dumbass story he would tell would be about once being on a plane that experienced turbulence.
Posted by: the dandy at September 11, 2023 07:03 PM (2Hq8F)

He was in the Senate at the time, if he remembered the event, which he probably doesn't, he'd be all about how they were put on alert, and had to evacuate the Capitol or whatever they did that day.

I mean, for all we know he was showering with his daughter at the time, or was in the closet while Hunter banged his wife, but I'm sure they have a way to get ahold of Senators at various whorehouses. Why not his.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2023 07:11 PM (dGCAG)

101 13 Ace is converting the time machine to run on Hobo batteries. I think he gets a tax credit or something.

well, it *is* renewable...

Posted by: anachronda at September 11, 2023 07:11 PM (oY6Yp)

102 have decided to fly my state flag from now on… have given it some thought..

"Look, Pinche gabacho fly flag! He must have gonnes! We go steal!"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 11, 2023 07:12 PM (/g8G1)

103 Where's TJM? He'll like this.

@BehizyTweets

BREAKING: The Wisconsin Senate Elections committee has voted against reappointing the corrupt Meagan Wolfe as Administrator of Elections

Wolfe is famous for giving illegal guidance to election clerks across Wisconsin during the 2020 election
Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2023 06:57 PM (ZLI7S)

A cynic might worry that the move is pre-emptive to stop complaints of future vote-rigging, while the new hire does the same exact thing thus buying one more election and ensuring Charlie Brown falls on his ass again with no football to kick.
Not me, but a cynic.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 11, 2023 07:12 PM (FCbAQ)

104 I remember the college professor who called the victims "little Eichmans".
There were then, as now, America haters. The difference now is that the haters are large and in charge, doing their best to knock our legs out from under us.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 11, 2023 07:11 PM (MeG8a)
---
Ward Churchill, who is about as Native American as Elizabeth Warren but claimed otherwise, of course, because it benefited him personally.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2023 07:13 PM (BpYfr)

105 "The "otter" name came into use due to an intensive publicity and rebranding campaign"

A good PR campaign makes a difference

Posted by: Tree Rats Union, Local 122 at September 11, 2023 07:13 PM (isNL8)

106 "McCarthy might man up "

McCarthy who?

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

107 thanks, andycanuck. I added it.

It's unbelievable.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 11, 2023 07:14 PM (KRtlO)

108 ...Not me, but a cynic.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 11, 2023 07:12 PM (FCbAQ)

Hello, I'll be taking this one, thanks.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2023 07:14 PM (dGCAG)

109 {85} ... I found my remote control to my TV...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2023 07:05 PM (BpYfr)

Couch cushions, or refrigerator shelf?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 11, 2023 07:14 PM (qPw5n)

110 Blimey. There I was wawkin by the orengyootan display, when outa the blue I was smacked in the head by a bloomin' possum!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 11, 2023 07:15 PM (AEvvx)

111 I love my ~~peasants~~ possums...

Pull!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 07:15 PM (isNL8)

112 Then-Vice President Joe Biden used a fourth alias, “auks@att.blackberry.net,” as early as 2010 to communicate with his family, according to the nonprofit Marco Polo, based on information from Hunter Biden’s “Laptop from Hell.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 11, 2023 07:16 PM (RovqD)

113 Blimey. There I was wawkin by the orengyootan display, when outa the blue I was smacked in the head by a bloomin' possum!
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 11, 2023 07:15 PM (AEvvx)

Oy! A couple of Fosters will do you right, mate.

Posted by: Sheila at September 11, 2023 07:16 PM (4I/2K)

114 Someone made a joke in the last thread about NASA dragging a platinum asteriod to Earth to pay for the illegals.

This is an interesting gedankenexperiment (thought experiment) about the value of money, but not my point.

We already have that "platinum asteroid" on Earth that will make us all very wealthy. It is in the form of cheap energy - coal, oil, and gas. Think about that -- we have cheap energy and the commies want to ban it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 11, 2023 07:16 PM (qvoUf)

115 {85} ... I found my remote control to my TV...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2023 07:05 PM (BpYfr)

Couch cushions, or refrigerator shelf?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 11, 2023 07:14 PM (qPw5n)
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Close. It fell into the gap between my desk and my cat carriers...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2023 07:16 PM (BpYfr)

116 The Biden administration is all done with even the barest pretenses of giving a shit about America anymore. Obama's people that are running the government are in full "how's my ass taste" mode and aren't making any effort to hide their contempt for the American people.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 11, 2023 07:16 PM (tRd71)

117 Joe is such a piece of fermented pig shit but decency

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 11, 2023 07:17 PM (VdGjU)

118 Question. Can Biden's handlers direct illegal immigrant aid to NYC without it being approved by congress? I imagine there is some emergency act that will allow them to do this. Otherwise Adams/NYC are screwed because I cant see Republican House caving on this. (for once)

Posted by: Ripley at September 11, 2023 07:17 PM (PTDkx)

119 {115} ... Close. It fell into the gap between my desk and my cat carriers...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2023 07:16 PM (BpYfr)

"Fell". Uh huh. You have cats. It was on your desk, and one of them said "F this thing in particular" and knocked it off.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 11, 2023 07:17 PM (qPw5n)

120 While on my visit to North Vietnam I asked President Ho Chi Minh about having a Gay Pride Day Parade in Saigon during the Chinese New Year Clebration....

Posted by: Blo Jiden at September 11, 2023 07:17 PM (p3lya)

121 93 "Otters??? They are a type of Weasel???
Posted by: tubal"

Sea weasels and river weasels.

where do they keep the nuclear weasels?

Posted by: ensign chekov at September 11, 2023 07:18 PM (oY6Yp)

122 "when outa the blue I was smacked in the head by a bloomin' possum!"

Could have been a Drop Bear.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 07:18 PM (isNL8)

123 Joe is such a piece of fermented pig shit but decency
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 11, 2023 07:17 PM (VdGjU)

You show admirable restraint and decorum.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 11, 2023 07:18 PM (4I/2K)

124 115
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Close. It fell into the gap between my desk and my cat carriers...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2023 07:16 PM (BpYfr)

Carriers... would you say you have a Plethora of Cats???

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2023 07:18 PM (PCK5/)

125 Ward Churchill, who is about as Native American as Elizabeth Warren but claimed otherwise, of course, because it benefited him personally.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2023 07:13 PM (BpYfr)

Another YT pretending to be not a YT for fun and profit. Yet parents sent their kids to his kollege for an “education” and gladly paid for it.

Lots of money paid while Ward laughed his white ass off.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2023 07:18 PM (R/m4+)

126 Orangutan has a future in sports.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 11, 2023 07:18 PM (/g8G1)

127 Orangutan has a future in sports.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 11, 2023 07:18 PM (/g8G1)

Tight spiral on the possum?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 11, 2023 07:19 PM (4I/2K)

128 Close. It fell into the gap between my desk and my cat carriers...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2023 07:16 PM (BpYfr)

Carriers... would you say you have a Plethora of Cats???
Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2023 07:18 PM (PCK5/)
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I believe "clowder" is the technical term...but yes...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2023 07:20 PM (BpYfr)

129 fermented pigshit is way more useful!

around here, farmers are spreading it over their fields.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 11, 2023 07:20 PM (YNbPJ)

130 The Plethora is removed at spay and neuter clinics.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 11, 2023 07:20 PM (/g8G1)

131 I'm pretty sure the Beverly Hillbillies had a yearly Possum Toss festival back home.

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 07:20 PM (vFG9F)

132 OT
I'm watching a cricket match. They do this shit for
DAYS!

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 07:21 PM (cPGH3)

133 114 Someone made a joke in the last thread about NASA dragging a platinum asteriod to Earth to pay for the illegals.

joke? well, i never!

Posted by: anachronda at September 11, 2023 07:21 PM (oY6Yp)

134 "You are obligated to tell our story in a truthful way, to tell it, as Oliver Crowell said about his portrait 'Paint us with all our blemishes and warts, all those things about us that may not be so immediately attractive...'
"We seek a free flow of information...we are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people."

---John F. Kennedy, February 1962

Posted by: Crusader at September 11, 2023 07:21 PM (ibQSj)

135 I had to go look at what possums look like there because the flying *thing* didn't look like the bald critters we used to see on the coast in CA.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 11, 2023 07:21 PM (yowpl)

136 Prove Kathy Hochul isn't Martin Short in drag.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 11, 2023 07:21 PM (roH4R)

137 OT
I'm watching a cricket match. They do this shit for
DAYS!
Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 07:21 PM (cPGH3)
----
And I thought soccer was boring...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2023 07:21 PM (BpYfr)

138 I like New England Clam Clowder...

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2023 07:21 PM (PCK5/)

139 Never forget Cheney and the neo-cons said they would need a "second pearl harbor" before the american people would let them attack Iraq. Progress for new american century. (199

Never forget in August 2001 C.I.A. gives Bush report entitled Bin Ladin determined to attack America with aircraft. Sec. Rice Who could imagine terrorists flying aircraft into buildings? Committee then shows her a picture of her walking past a anti-aircraft missile battery ready to shoot down aircraft. Milan Italt Aug. 2001. AG Ashcroft told not to fly commercial airline possible hijackers june 2001.

Posted by: jojo at September 11, 2023 07:22 PM (7Flnx)

140 134, boom!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 11, 2023 07:22 PM (YNbPJ)

141 Like those of you impacted by the sad event of 9/11 I too have known tragedy....once at Ocean City Maryland in the 50s I lost a sandcastle knocked down by hubris and the machinations of God.

//Joseph Biden esq

Posted by: sven at September 11, 2023 07:22 PM (X0I7i)

142 Oy! A couple of Fosters will do you right, mate.
Posted by: Sheila

Fosters?
I'd take another shot from the possum before that swill.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 11, 2023 07:22 PM (AEvvx)

143 “I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.” ― Abraham Lincoln

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 11, 2023 07:23 PM (4I/2K)

144 We already have that "platinum asteroid" on Earth that will make us all very wealthy. It is in the form of cheap energy - coal, oil, and gas. Think about that -- we have cheap energy and the commies want to ban it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 11, 2023 07:16 PM (qvoUf)

You could add in nuke and hydro power just for fun.
All bad, even if two of them are "green" until the goal posts are moved.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 11, 2023 07:23 PM (FCbAQ)

145 139 Posted by: jojo at September 11, 2023 07:22 PM (7Flnx)

Uh "no" we bombarded Iraq and Libya to hide a semen stained dress....

pretty much the neocons can do whatever they want so long as the frontman wears a "-d" by their name.

Posted by: sven at September 11, 2023 07:23 PM (X0I7i)

146 Here are some true 9/11 heroes who I knew:

Billy McGinn. FDNY who was at WTC in 1993. Like Rick Rescorla he knew the terrorists would be back. Started a biohazard response team in anticipation. Posthumously promoted to Captain.

Chris Quackenbush. Co-founder of investment bank boutique Sandler O'Neill which lost half its people. Chris could have gotten out, but stayed to help others who were caught in overwhelming smoke.

Dean Eberling. Mild-mannered Wall Street research analyst and suburban father. Caught in an elevator, he and another guy were able to pry open the door so the women could get out, but couldn't hold it so they could get themselves out. Very Titanic, no?

There were many others that day.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 11, 2023 07:23 PM (K6vwr)

147 110 Blimey. There I was wawkin by the orengyootan display, when outa the blue I was smacked in the head by a bloomin' possum!

i yelled "don't look ethel!", but it was too late; she'd already been weaseled.

Posted by: anachronda at September 11, 2023 07:23 PM (oY6Yp)

148 132 OT
I'm watching a cricket match. They do this shit for
DAYS!
Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 07:21 PM (cPGH3)
Are you being punished??? Doing Penance???

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2023 07:23 PM (PCK5/)

149
Joey has now reached complete incoherence so now the time for obvious in-your-face lunacy has passed and the open criminality running wild is gonna be free wild and crazy.

And you thought Ace could be cruel.

Posted by: Auspex at September 11, 2023 07:24 PM (j4U/Z)

150 134 Posted by: Crusader at September 11, 2023 07:21 PM (ibQSj)

Oliver Crowell Simon's brother?

or do you mean Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell the regicide?

Posted by: sven at September 11, 2023 07:24 PM (X0I7i)

151 Greg Price @greg_price11 1h
Joe Biden just completely lied about being at Ground Zero the day after 9/11.

He was in DC.

The Senate convened on 9/12/01 to condemn the attack

https://tinyurl.com/m5da4uah
31 seconds

Greg Price @greg_price11 2h
Biden become the first president to not visit a 9/11 memorial on the anniversary and completely fabricated being there the day after.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 07:24 PM (krqg6)

152 Wait? WTF? I thought the reason Bedpan Joe missed out on being a baseball All-American is cuz he and Bo Biden we're busy saving America at the Battle of Waterloo were Bo tragically died at the hands of the Corn Pop Hussers.

The real tragedy of this trip is his handlers didn't let him wander off into an Alaska snow bank.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 07:24 PM (9v4fU)

153 Joe Biden say Harris give good blow job..... You rye, because Harris bite my dick.......

Posted by: President of Vietnam at September 11, 2023 07:25 PM (20SKS)

154 Damn

The Bee outdid themselves, there.

Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2023 07:25 PM (D1vg3)

155 {151} Biden become the first president to not visit a 9/11 memorial on the anniversary and completely fabricated being there the day after.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 07:24 PM (krqg6)

Has Biden reached "peak shithead" yet?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 11, 2023 07:26 PM (qPw5n)

156 I'm watching a cricket match. They do this shit for
DAYS!
Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 07:21 PM (cPGH3)
Are you being punished??? Doing Penance???
Posted by: tubal

No, I've decided there is a sport where I can become a world class athlete. At 29...plus.

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 07:26 PM (cPGH3)

157 151 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 07:24 PM (krqg6)

In Joey Plugz' defense he was pissed off in all likelihood about Chimpy and the Bullhorn.

I look back on 9/11 and where I used to feel the galvanizing heat of revenge and rage I now just feel sadness and wan emptiness.

The little Antifa shitheads of 2020 were just entering grade school and their response to 9/11 was to go full retard.

Posted by: sven at September 11, 2023 07:26 PM (X0I7i)

158 There were many others that day.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Thank you for naming these heroes.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 07:27 PM (9v4fU)

159 @nypost 48m
Orangutan launches possum out of enclosure at zoo — as horrified visitors scream
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2023 06:54 PM (IG4Id)

Orangutans and chimps are vicious motherfuckers.

Posted by: Not to be trifled with at September 11, 2023 07:27 PM (ygnrC)

160 88 Here's the video of the Orangutan possum launch.

he could've thrown it further if he'd made himself an otterlatl.

Posted by: anachronda at September 11, 2023 07:27 PM (oY6Yp)

161 pretty much the neocons can do whatever they want so long as the frontman wears a "-d" by their name.
Posted by: sven at September 11, 2023 07:23 PM (X0I7i)

So in other words, if the Gopes regain control of the White House next year, and President Nikki is asking for more money for Ukraine, suddenly the Dems will become doves again?

Yeah, I can believe it. But half the problem there is, the R party has more blood in its hands than the D party, since 9/11/21. Way more.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2023 07:28 PM (dGCAG)

162 Leftists hate the country anyway they don't care 9/11 memorial

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2023 07:28 PM (fwDg9)

163 I'm watching a cricket match. They do this shit for
DAYS!
Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 07:21 PM (cPGH3)
Are you being punished??? Doing Penance???
Posted by: tubal

No, I've decided there is a sport where I can become a world class athlete. At 29...plus.
Posted by: MkY

Cricket is the 1040 tax form of sports.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 07:28 PM (9v4fU)

164 146 Posted by: Ignoramus at September 11, 2023 07:23 PM (K6vwr)

People figure out who they are under mortal stress.

I used to listen to the FDNY feed, this 9/11 literally as American leadership has done metaphorically I took a nap.

Posted by: sven at September 11, 2023 07:28 PM (X0I7i)

165 "Joey has now reached complete incoherence so..."

You misspelled incontinence.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 07:29 PM (isNL8)

166 The Dems have done more damage to this country than all of Islam.

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

167 148 Before I swore off MLB, I was noticing some commentators using the term batsman. Surprised they weren't calling the pitcher the bowler. Mentioned it to an Indian (dot) friend of mine who messes around playing cricket with his friends. He said "Shit, we haven't used batsman since Queen Vic's days".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 11, 2023 07:30 PM (0EOe9)

168 161 Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2023 07:28 PM (dGCAG)

Actually factually incorrect, do recall Urkle lost more American soldiers in Iraq and 'Ghani than Chimpy.

Trump's sin was no more new ground wars and the security apparts destroyed him for it.

Posted by: sven at September 11, 2023 07:30 PM (X0I7i)

169 73 don't worry; if the spark is not organically lit, the cabal will arrange it themselves

Posted by: The Butcher at September 11, 2023 07:30 PM (QEsfM)

170 "This is an important day," Harris said at the ceremony held at Ground Zero. "It is a Monday, which is the day before Tuesday, and it was a Tuesday on which something happened that changed the lives of every American. It was a day almost as bad as January 6, 2021, which was the most horrible day in the history of our nation, which is America."

Is this even parody?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 11, 2023 07:30 PM (aD39U)

171 During his remarks Biden claimed he was at Ground Zero THE NEXT DAY. And it "looked like the gates of hell."
Actually, Biden didn't show up until the 20th with a congressional delegation.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at September 11, 2023 07:31 PM (dzZCL)

172 "The real tragedy of this trip is his handlers didn't ~~let him wander off into an Alaska snow bank~~ put him on an ice floe*.

* Suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 07:31 PM (isNL8)

173 On the upside of this Vietnam trip is we now know the origin of the phrase. "Dof Face Pony Soldier." I, for one, and not ashamed to admit I did not have this on my buzzword bingo card.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 07:31 PM (9v4fU)

174 46
'I'd like to hear a journo yell "you LIE" to the old pervert.'

What else were you expecting a sycophant to do? Report honestly?

We're going to find speaking truth to power will fall to us.

A bit like real law and order will also be ours to do.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 11, 2023 07:32 PM (roH4R)

175
Yep. I heard the asinine phrase about, "Chickens coming home to roost" dozens of times from leftists in my work circle.

I also heard them complain many times that good leftists in NYC were attacked when it should have been somewhere more conservative.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 11, 2023 07:08 PM (0N1h0)

We were in Jordan on 9/11, and I had just finished hosting a Bible study for Christian wives of Muslims - about 80-100 women in my home. The embassy pulled all dependent kids out of school due to threats, we saw the celebrations in the street.
But: on our way into the embassy for a briefing, one precious child saw our vehicle with the embassy plates and waved us down to kiss my husband's hand and tell him he was praying for Americans. "I love you and I love America." I treasured that.

Posted by: Moki at September 11, 2023 07:33 PM (JrN/x)

176 171 Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at September 11, 2023 07:31 PM (dzZCL)

and not one network will call him out on his lie, further the arrogance of the shithead "forgetting" his location was a matter of public record....

anyway at least the Lincoln NAMBLA Gang and National Retards Online have their clear consciences.

Posted by: sven at September 11, 2023 07:33 PM (X0I7i)

177 I look back on 9/11 and where I used to feel the galvanizing heat of revenge and rage I now just feel sadness and wan emptiness.

The little Antifa shitheads of 2020 were just entering grade school and their response to 9/11 was to go full retard.
Posted by: sven at September 11, 2023 07:26 PM (X0I7i)

I remember wanting to Nuke certain sites in the ME, maybe even during a certain annual gathering.
I felt that Shrub was showing remarkable restraint and that's why he's presidentin and I'm bitching on the 'net.

Turns out I was probably closer to being right than a guy who promised not to nation build then pissed away a decade trying to nation build, not to mention the thousands of dead and maimed GI's, mostly to prop up a handful of companies.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 11, 2023 07:33 PM (FCbAQ)

178 Actually, Biden didn't show up until the 20th with a congressional delegation.
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits

As president, biden claims the right of droit du seigneur to claim ownership of all anecdotes of anyone in his imaginary world.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 11, 2023 07:34 PM (qvoUf)

179 Fox News: Virginia Democrat candidate posted sex acts with husband online while soliciting tips: report

https://tinyurl.com/44xe3nb3

Ever notice that democrats and the left *spit* have a problem with sexual impropriety? Like they do they aren't supposed to do these thing in public, right? Shockingly this was being done with her husband and not her neighbor's 15 year old.

Posted by: Stephen R. Fuqstiq at September 11, 2023 07:34 PM (UZKkR)

180 I've watched a lot of John Wayne movies and can't remember the dog faced pony soldier line. Closest is Ben Johnson, playing Sgt Tyree (Capt Tyree, CSA). looking at an arrow and saying it was from a Shawnee Dog Soldier.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 11, 2023 07:35 PM (0EOe9)

181 I'm trying to see if Biden EVER attended a 9/11 ceremony at either Ground Zero, Shanksville, or the Pentagon.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at September 11, 2023 07:36 PM (dzZCL)

182 Does she laugh because she thinks life is but a joke?

How does that square up with President Peters always saying 'not a joke'.

Posted by: torabora at September 11, 2023 07:36 PM (OUiUM)

183 A guy a year behind me in HS was working at Cantor Fitzgerald when the first plane hit. He was in the phone with a client and said "tell my wife and kids I love them". The phone went dead. Body never found.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 11, 2023 07:37 PM (/7iym)

184 9/11/2001 was an attack on our country
9/11/2012 was a failure of our government.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 07:37 PM (7+zq2)

185 Trump also had the right instincts.

I remember taking him seriously when he was asked (by NYT) about the fiasco they were making of the rebuilding, and he said to REBUILD the Twin Towers exactly as before, but TALLER.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 11, 2023 07:38 PM (qvoUf)

186 The opossum looks a lot like a cat...but could be the Australian bushtail possum.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 11, 2023 07:38 PM (XMwZJ)

187 Biden is now claiming he visited the WTC site on September 12th.

The man has absolutely no shame.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 11, 2023 07:38 PM (2tUFv)

188 "Ever notice that democrats and the left *spit* have a problem with sexual impropriety? Like they do they aren't supposed to do these thing in public, right? Shockingly this was being done with her husband and not her neighbor's 15 year old."

More importantly, did she claim the tips on her tax filings?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 07:38 PM (isNL8)

189 Okay, 2021... It took him until 2021

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at September 11, 2023 07:39 PM (dzZCL)

190 #182 I think she laughs because she is of low IQ (perhaps brought about by years of alcohol and drug abuse) and has some sort of mental defect. She instinctively laughs as a defense mechanism when something serious threatens her thought-space.

Posted by: Crusader at September 11, 2023 07:39 PM (ibQSj)

191 177 Imus used to have a comedian fill in for Rob Bartlett. Guy did a Zombie George Patton schtick. He said the ME needed "The Patton Doctrine". If it moves, it dies.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 11, 2023 07:39 PM (0EOe9)

192 Well if I can't piss on Jane Fonda's grave Imma go to Hanoi and piss on McCain's memorial.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 11, 2023 07:40 PM (RIvkX)

193 Also, Bush got a lot of credit for his speech on the rubble, but I remember seeing him and he looked more terrified than a whore in church. He leaned on the fireman for support as his own legs quivered.

I was rooting for the man, but I thought he was not up for the job.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 11, 2023 07:40 PM (qvoUf)

194 She laughs reflexively and he lies reflexively.

Quite a pair of numbnuts.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 11, 2023 07:41 PM (RIvkX)

195 Leading Report @LeadingReport 27m
BREAKING: Rep. Matt Gaetz is calling for Kevin McCarthy to be removed as Speaker of the House.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 07:41 PM (krqg6)

196 I want to hack into whatever system they use to print out FJB's cue cards. I'd make every fifth one say "Tell the person next to you to pull your finger"

Posted by: Roy at September 11, 2023 07:41 PM (rqgpJ)

197 Well if I can't piss on Jane Fonda's grave Imma go to Hanoi and piss on McCain's memorial.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 11, 2023 07:40 PM

Soon...

Posted by: A Mr. Death, here about the reaping at September 11, 2023 07:41 PM (aQy7p)

198 Question. Can Biden's handlers direct illegal immigrant aid to NYC without it being approved by congress? I imagine there is some emergency act that will allow them to do this. Otherwise Adams/NYC are screwed because I cant see Republican House caving on this. (for once)
Posted by: Ripley at September 11, 2023 07:17 PM

=========

Oh you silly Ripley. The OMG This is a complete surprise OMNIBUS GOVERNMENT SPENDING BILL of 2023 is being written right now. The budget runs out in 3 short weeks.

Why do you think Eric Adams is suddenly acting like a hysterical little Queen?

Adams is demanding money, because he knows the Democrats will be happy to hold the nation hostage for his political payoffs.

BOHICA Boys and Girls!
BOBICA!!!

Posted by: rd at September 11, 2023 07:41 PM (oxWh0)

199 180 I've watched a lot of John Wayne movies and can't remember the dog faced pony soldier line. Closest is Ben Johnson, playing Sgt Tyree (Capt Tyree, CSA). looking at an arrow and saying it was from a Shawnee Dog Soldier.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,

I vaguely remembered it when I first heard biden use it. I think it is from a movie but couldn't tell you which one and maybe it wasn't Wayne.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 11, 2023 07:42 PM (qvoUf)

200 183.
Some neighbors of mine lost both their sons.
They had a huge banner in front of their place begging for people to find them.
It destroyed that family

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at September 11, 2023 07:42 PM (dzZCL)

201 197 Jane Fonda's grave will be a federally protected wetland.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 11, 2023 07:42 PM (0EOe9)

202 "I think she laughs because she is of low IQ (perhaps brought about by years of alcohol and drug abuse) and has some sort of mental defect"

Perhaps the effect of opioids, taken for bad knees?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 07:42 PM (isNL8)

203 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Trump’s legal team’s accusations of election fraud in Georgia

• 2,506 felons voted illegally
• 66,248 underage
• 2,423 were not listed as registered
• 1,043 illegal voters casted a vote via post office box
• 4,926 voted past the registration date
• 10,315 were deceased before election
• 395 cast ballots in another state
• 15,700 changed address before election
• 40279 moved across county lines at least 30 days prior to Election Day and failed to reregister

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 07:43 PM (krqg6)

204 Nursing Home Joe works as well as Dog Faced Pony Soldier, which is just word salad. Dementia Joe, Corrupt Joe, Crooked Hillary work because they are one word pejoratives.

Posted by: william ferrin at September 11, 2023 07:43 PM (m2n8D)

205 The most important thing to remember is that all the troops killed and U.S. dollars spent occurred in order to occupy and subdue Iraq and Afghanistan before handing the newly defeated nations over to the Taliban because the Taliban wasn't strong enough and lacked the numbers/organization to do the task themselves.

Change my mind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 11, 2023 07:43 PM (CU4Di)

206 It's not only no shame, it's no real memories, he believes whatever his brain makes up like its carved in stone.

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2023 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

207 9/11/2001 was an attack on our country
9/11/2012 was a failure of our government.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 07:37 PM

And here we have the last 22 years perfectly summed up in two sentences.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 11, 2023 07:44 PM (aQy7p)

208 "She laughs reflexively "

Yet no detectable gag reflex.

Interesting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 07:45 PM (isNL8)

209 Leading Report @LeadingReport 27m
BREAKING: Rep. Matt Gaetz is calling for Kevin McCarthy to be removed as Speaker of the House.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 07:41 PM (krqg6)

=======

How many spending bills have the Super Serial Establishment Republicans passed out of their own damned House of Representatives this year?

Buehler? Buehler?

Posted by: rd at September 11, 2023 07:46 PM (ytgYS)

210 201 197 Jane Fonda's grave will be a federally protected wetland.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 11, 2023 07:42 PM (0EOe9)

Little bit salty, maybe.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at September 11, 2023 07:46 PM (okGHj)

211 Imus used to have a comedian fill in for Rob Bartlett. Guy did a Zombie George Patton schtick. He said the ME needed "The Patton Doctrine". If it moves, it dies.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 11, 2023 07:39 PM (0EOe9)

Mine was more on the order of "Wheel of Misfortune" where every ME country gets a spot on the wheel and after publicly stating that if the guilty are not offered up on plates within 3 days, that wheel will be spun.
And buttons would be pushed.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 11, 2023 07:46 PM (FCbAQ)

212 Virginia Democrat candidate posted sex acts with husband online while soliciting tips: repor

====

What kind of tips??

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 07:46 PM (SdkQO)

213 "What kind of tips??"

Maybe she meant suggestions?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 07:48 PM (isNL8)

214 207 The evil orange man says if somebody fucks with us, we go in, wreck the place, grab the spoils of war, and wish them good luck in the future as we leave. Sounds like a plan.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 11, 2023 07:48 PM (0EOe9)

215 What kind of tips??
Posted by: runner
Why you ask?
You a mohel?
Ha! I crack myself up sometimes...

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 07:48 PM (cPGH3)

216 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Trump’s legal team’s accusations of election fraud in Georgia

• 2,506 felons voted illegally
• 66,248 underage
• 2,423 were not listed as registered
• 1,043 illegal voters casted a vote via post office box
• 4,926 voted past the registration date
• 10,315 were deceased before election
• 395 cast ballots in another state
• 15,700 changed address before election
• 40279 moved across county lines at least 30 days prior to Election Day and failed to reregister
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 07:43 PM

Unpossible, Citizen. There were no voting irregularities in 2020. This is settled. This is felony disinformation, Citizen. Please report for reeducation immediately.

Posted by: Your Democrat Overlords at September 11, 2023 07:48 PM (aQy7p)

217 Nooooooooooooooood.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 07:49 PM (OX9vb)

218 Georgia done fucked up.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2023 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

219 What kind of tips??
Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 07:46 PM

Justthe tips.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 11, 2023 07:49 PM (aQy7p)

220 172 "The real tragedy of this trip is his handlers didn't let him wander off into an Alaska snow bank put him on an ice floe*.

* Suggested edit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 07:31 PM (isNL

I mean, what do we even HAVE polar bears for, anyway?

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at September 11, 2023 07:49 PM (okGHj)

221 205 The most important thing to remember is that all the troops killed and U.S. dollars spent occurred in order to occupy and subdue Iraq and Afghanistan before handing the newly defeated nations over to the Taliban because the Taliban wasn't strong enough and lacked the numbers/organization to do the task themselves.

Change my mind.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 11, 2023 07:43 PM (CU4Di)

No. Because whether it's true? It had that exact effect.

The Taliban now control 100% of Afghanistan. Before 9/11, the motley minority tribes of the Northern Alliance controlled a good chunk of Afghanistan. No more, Afghanistan is now completely under control of the Pashtun Tribal Plurality.

Posted by: rd at September 11, 2023 07:50 PM (gORO3)

222 Brian Kemp just shit himself

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 07:51 PM (bZR5x)

223 "Brian Kemp just shit himself "

One can hope.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 07:55 PM (isNL8)

224 Thanks to all the plastic surgery and botox she's had her grave will be a hazmat site.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 11, 2023 07:57 PM (AEvvx)

225 It was from a Tyrone Power movie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 11, 2023 07:58 PM (63Dwl)

226
I'm glad the doddering, corrupt, fuckhead was nowhere near any of 9/11 sites.
It kept the brain dead idiot from fucking up any of the ceremonies.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at September 11, 2023 08:18 PM (n3nPm)

227 NY Post should run the Falling Man image on the front page.

Caption it:
Biden to NY:
[image]
"Drop Dead"

Hit the asshole in chief hard on this.

Posted by: Another Anon at September 11, 2023 08:32 PM (hwP7U)

228 Also remember - Joe's team (whether or not he himself was pushing it) worked to do the Afghanistan withdrawn on 9/11/2021, the 20th anniversary of the Twin Towers. They intended on linking the 'end' to that of the very start of things.

If I recall correctly, some cooler heads realized the options would be Very Bad, Indeed, and tried to change the date so it wouldn't be so bleeding obvious. The bug-out date was somehow a hard stop, for unknown and deadly reasons. And rather than pull out our military hardware, they just left it there for the enemy.

More importantly, the deaths of our soldiers by a suicide bomb during the bug-out is probably a reminder of what a shit-heel Biden is. And his handlers probably thought absence was the better option. After all, at this point, Biden has vapor for brains.

Posted by: Another Anon at September 11, 2023 08:46 PM (hwP7U)

229 Trump is no longer welcome I. His hometown . He basically can't go out in public

Posted by: Paul at September 11, 2023 09:47 PM (DLKTP)

230 Jim Murray
@bigjimmurray

Boy, can’t wait to relive those absolutely riveting Mac Jones v. Zach Wilson duels all over again this season. 🙄🤮

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 11, 2023 10:00 PM (TGPs7)

231 God to the NY Jets: "Ha Ha!"

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 11, 2023 10:02 PM (TGPs7)

232 Sure North Vietnam would have a memorial for McCain. He wasn't called the "Songbird" by his fellow POWs for nothing.

Posted by: Jane at September 12, 2023 03:09 PM (EcD5Y)

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