Of. Course.:<br>The BBC's "Disinformation" Reporter, Whose Rulings on What Is and Is Not a Lie Will Cause Social Media Comapnies to Censor and Suppress Speech, <i>Lied on Her Professional Resume</i>

Of. Course.:
The BBC's "Disinformation" Reporter, Whose Rulings on What Is and Is Not a Lie Will Cause Social Media Comapnies to Censor and Suppress Speech, Lied on Her Professional Resume

I mean -- look, all of these people were unemployed obsessives wasting their lives 24/7 on Twitter until three years ago. At that point, these unqualified nobodies began putting "Disinformation Expert" in their twitter bios and started getting hired by leftwing censorship groups for big salaries.

So yeah, of course she lied. She has no qualifications to render ex cathedra declarations on what is truth and what is lie.

No living being does. But to fake their way partway there, all of these "disinformation experts" resort to, get this, disinformation.

David Strom writes:

The lede from The Telegraph is far too kind. She hasn't just been "accused" of lying. She has admitted it--unless that is, yet another reporter who has the emails faked them, which seems rather unlikely.

Apparently she claimed on her C.V. when applying for a job at "Coda Story" (whatever that is) that she had "worked with" a big name reporter.

That was a lie.

She reportedly applied to Coda Story saying that she had worked alongside Sarah Rainsford, a BBC foreign correspondent, for the broadcaster's coverage of the 2018 World Cup in Russia.
Natalia Antelava, Coda Story's editor-in-chief, checked the claim and discovered that the young journalist had only met Ms Rainsford in a few social situations, rather than having worked with her.
Ms Spring was then reported to have then sent an apology email to the editor, citing her own "awful misjudgement" and assuring her that she was "a brilliant reporter".
"I've only bumped into Sarah whilst she's working and chatted to her at various points, but nothing more. Everything else on my CV is entirely true," she emailed.
In a response also seen by The New European, Ms Antelava responded: "Telling me you are a brilliant reporter who exercises integrity and honesty when you have literally demonstrated the opposite was a terrible idea ... I am sure if you use this as a lesson, things will work out."

Most of these "disinformation experts" are wolftrap ugly or hugely obese and could never, ever appear on camera. So they give themselves cute anime "faces" on Twitter.

Of the ones that can actually appear on camera: They all look like this.

🔴The BBC’s disinformation correspondent is facing accusations that she has previously embellished some experience on her CV https://t.co/ikFN9wz8HA
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) September 8, 2023

And that's no disinformation.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM

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1 We're greyed out again

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 08, 2023 02:32 PM (qPw5n)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Can't see her tits.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2023 02:33 PM (AMd6i)

4 Damn...had fingers on the wrong keys......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

5 We're grays, man. We're greys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Oh boy she's definitely going to face consequences!

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2023 02:34 PM (B19zH)

7 Twice in one day, with the gray.

Ace is already drinking for the weekend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

8 This is too hilarious to be all grey about it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 02:34 PM (xcxpd)

9 Marianna Spring has RBF and looks to be built like Brie Larson but you know after a couple of beers I'd be ok with it.

Posted by: Some Moron at September 08, 2023 02:34 PM (lc5cP)

10 The bird has a lot of jaw.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2023 02:34 PM (AMd6i)

11 Couldn't she just list every word in the paper as disinformation and be done?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 08, 2023 02:34 PM (VdGjU)

12
"Whilst". That's when you know it's a poncy Brit thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 02:34 PM (MoZTd)

13 First: TAKE US TO YOU LEADER

Two sniffs later: TAKE US TO ANOTHER LEADER

Posted by: The greys at September 08, 2023 02:34 PM (lc5cP)

14 BBC - The BRITISH Broadcasting Company......GOVERNMENT NEWS.

Does this shock anyone? She was hired to do a job they wanted. I'm quite sure her resume didn't really matter as long as she did EXACTLY what they wanted.

It's just that someone ELSE found out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

15 3 Can't see her tits.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2023 02:33 PM (AMd6i)

She's a Brit. No big loss.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 02:35 PM (xcxpd)

16 >>> Marianna Spring has RBF and looks to be built like Brie Larson but you know after a couple of beers I'd be ok with it.

She's got some beef on her. I'd hate to take a forearm shiver from her.

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2023 02:35 PM (KRtlO)

17
The bird has a lot of jaw.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2023 02:34 PM (AMd6i)

She'd say it's her Habsburg heritage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 02:35 PM (MoZTd)

18 Someone yesterday said she had a nice rack.
She does.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 08, 2023 02:35 PM (ufFY8)

19 is it too early to start drinking?

Posted by: henry at September 08, 2023 02:35 PM (JMDly)

20 {7} ... Ace is already drinking for the weekend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

You asked for it... sort of.
https://youtu.be/dsgBpsNPQ50

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 08, 2023 02:36 PM (qPw5n)

21 "ex cathedra declarations"

Or as Cicero called them, ex recti.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 02:36 PM (MvF+J)

22 >>>10 The bird has a lot of jaw

she looks like Brian Urlacher in drag

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:36 PM (KRtlO)

23 It's a dumb thing to lie on your resume/CV. People will find out, but I'm not sure what her looks have to do with. Is it a requirement to be attractive/and or thin to be on T.V. The redhead blowhard leftist who used to be a Press secretary for Obama (What's her name?) just got a spot on MSNBC. I think all that's required is giving out the standard leftist line.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 02:36 PM (RSbhh)

24 She looks a touch masculine.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 08, 2023 02:36 PM (VdGjU)

25 Everyone lies on their CV.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 08, 2023 02:36 PM (sX1BW)

26 Ace is already drinking for the weekend.

He puts up with us, so I'd say he's earned it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 08, 2023 02:37 PM (Bd6X8)

27 Sorry, everyone embellishes on their CV.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 08, 2023 02:37 PM (sX1BW)

28
She's a Brit. No big loss.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 02:35 PM (xcxpd)

And I bet her teeth look like shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

29 She a Brit 8, a world 5.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 08, 2023 02:37 PM (ufFY8)

30 >>> Sorry, everyone embellishes on their CV.

"disinformation experts" included? High Priestesses of the Truth?!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:37 PM (KRtlO)

31
It's a dumb thing to lie on your resume/CV

It's bad when the result carries danger. More or less harmless with useless professions like journalism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 02:37 PM (MoZTd)

32
You asked for it... sort of.
https://youtu.be/dsgBpsNPQ50
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 08, 2023 02:36 PM (qPw5n)

I'll allow it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

33 >>>29 She a Brit 8, a world 5.

She's a Tesco Two.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:38 PM (KRtlO)

34 Ehh.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 08, 2023 02:38 PM (gLYp7)

35 "Comapnies" ?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 08, 2023 02:38 PM (qPw5n)

36 >>>I'll allow it.

i'm playing it. I unironically like this song.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:38 PM (KRtlO)

37 And that's no disinformation.

She's a Denny's 5. And that's only if I'm in a good mood and feeling generous due to the club sandwich.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 02:38 PM (ppBhU)

38
She's a Tesco Two.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:38 PM (KRtlO)

A Fox and Hound 7.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 02:39 PM (MoZTd)

39 There are taas there.......

https://is.gd/NsQ5PS

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

40 "Sorry, everyone embellishes on their CV."

I never did. But nobody ever read my CV either, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 02:39 PM (MvF+J)

41 "ex cathedra declarations"

Ex cathedra means literally "from the chair". The main question remaining is was it the comfy chair?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2023 02:39 PM (I/Qkd)

42 She looks like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky after the accident and with a Party City wig.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 08, 2023 02:39 PM (bNf8H)

43 She's a Fatburger 4

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2023 02:39 PM (2pH9T)

44
A Fox and Hound 7.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 02:39 PM (MoZTd)

I used to shoot pool there on occasion. That's actually not an insult round these parts back then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

45 It's a dumb thing to lie on your resume/CV. People will find out

That depends. If it's in a field with actual metrics and standards, you are correct. However, we're talking about journalists here. There ARE no metrics and standards.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2023 02:40 PM (I/Qkd)

46 "The BBC’s disinformation correspondent is facing accusations "

Oof. She should be facing backwards.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2023 02:40 PM (OZtA4)

47 I've met Neal Broten on occasion. That means I'm a world class hockey player and you want me on your team.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

48
I never did. But nobody ever read my CV either, as far as I can tell.
Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 02:39 PM (MvF+J)

Nowadays a machine does it. Looks for all the right words. Never tells you you're turned down.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 02:40 PM (MoZTd)

49 6 Oh boy she's definitely going to face consequences!

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2023 02:34 PM (B19zH)

+++
No, she won't face any consequences. She'll become a star anchor with nothing but promotion after promotion in her future. She is exactly the type who Hadrian the Seventh was referring to in the last thread and what he was up against in his own career. Highly intelligent, capable but honest people have no place in our brave new world.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2023 02:40 PM (XeHMZ)

50 So yeah, of course she lied. She has no qualifications to render ex cathedra declarations on what is truth and what is lie.
++++
Yes, she does. She has the one qualification that truly matters: ideological purity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

51 Biden did it. And continues to do it.

Clinton and thereafter- none of it mattered but ideology. They did not hire her for the strength of her resume. They might fire her as an embarrassment, but not for the lying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

52 "disinformation experts" included? High Priestesses of the Truth?!
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:37 PM (KRtlO)

This is all bullshit.
Any institution that proclaims to judge what is truth is suspect in my mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 08, 2023 02:41 PM (ufFY8)

53 Maybe it's just the picture. But man her neck seems thick. Like it's in search of a yoke.

And rarely have I seen such lovely shoulders this side of Michelle Obama.

Her eyes ain't even the same size or level.

Denny's status: downgraded to 4.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 02:41 PM (ppBhU)

54 she looks like one of the women that Jack the Ripper looked at and said, "nahhh"

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

55 "Worked alongside" = I stood near her while she was reporting. That means we both worked for the BBC, right? Right?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2023 02:41 PM (aQy7p)

56 Natalia Antelava, Coda Story's editor-in-chief, checked the claim and discovered that the young journalist had only met Ms Rainsford in a few social situations, rather than having worked with her.
++++
Eh, close enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg)

57 "This frumpy ignorant drone wants to make sure you know that she's so much better than you in every way."

Posted by: Mannix caption for the lovely and captivating Ms Spring at September 08, 2023 02:41 PM (EGPRf)

58 >>>And rarely have I seen such lovely shoulders this side of Michelle Obama.

rings a bell!

Posted by: Quasimodo at September 08, 2023 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

59 Well résumé embellishment that's a kind of disinformation, amirite?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 02:42 PM (RIvkX)

60 Look, you all fake your concerns over the small American family farmer, but none of you are interested in funding the Ukraine war. The best way to support family farms is through funding democracy in Ukraine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 02:42 PM (t3/qz)

61 Fartclam.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, riding the Wayback Machine at September 08, 2023 02:42 PM (PiwSw)

62 She's a cross between Taylor Lorenz and Jen Rubin.

Tits or not, a zero on both the AoS scale AND the TJM scale.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

63 She's a Denny's 5. And that's only if I'm in a good mood and feeling generous due to the club sandwich.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 02:38 PM (ppBhU)

=====

Moons Over My Hammy is the bomb.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 02:42 PM (DRSnL)

64 "Never tells you you're turned down."

Never got told I was turned down either. Was that once a thing?

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 02:42 PM (MvF+J)

65 This frumpy ignorant drone wants to make sure you know that she's so much better than you in every way.

Her: No way would I date you.

Me: Thanks.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2023 02:42 PM (I/Qkd)

66 She does have a square jaw...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

67 39 There are taas there.......

https://is.gd/NsQ5PS

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

That picture is disturbingly close to Justin Trudeau in drag.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 08, 2023 02:43 PM (qPw5n)

68 Well résumé embellishment that's a kind of disinformation, amirite?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 02:42 PM (RIvkX)

One must practice for perfection.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

69 39 There are taas there.......

https://is.gd/NsQ5PS
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

GAH! That face....Cindy Crawford she ain't!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 02:43 PM (xcxpd)

70 Sorry, everyone embellishes on their CV.
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 08, 2023 02:37 PM (sX1BW)

I invented the semi-colon. -- Joe Biden

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2023 02:43 PM (GYIa4)

71 =====

Moons Over My Hammy is the bomb.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 02:42 PM (DRSnL)

I was going to make a similar statement but got distracted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

72 she looks like one of the women that Jack the Ripper looked at and said, "nahhh"

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

or

"Cor, blimey! Wot!"

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2023 02:43 PM (gmo/4)

73 She's a Brit. No big loss.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 02:35 PM (xcxpd)

*sadly walks away from MAE's front door*

Posted by: Alice Eve in her space underwear at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (EGPRf)

74 I give her the map of Hawaii. Nothing more.

Oh, who am I kidding?

Screen door/hurricane

Posted by: bed head at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (Y1sOo)

75 She's cute enough. No Liz Hurley, but OK. Kind of a Madison Cornbread vibe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (xTRSc)

76 GAH! That face....Cindy Crawford she ain't!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 02:43 PM (xcxpd)

That jaw could give Rock Hudson a run for his money.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

77 I think I have to disagree with Ace's read on this.

She didn't lie about her qualifications - she has none, other than the important one of ideological purity - but rather about her relationships. She name-dropped a prominent Party member that she didn't actually know. This has nothing to do with her claimed qualifications, but rather it is about her claimed - through implication - backing.

She might actually get punished for that. Who owes who what favors and under which circumstances is a complex web that defines how Western government and big business function. Upsetting those careful balances will make people mad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (t0OGg)

78 https://is.gd/NsQ5PS
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

GAH! That face....Cindy Crawford she ain't!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 02:43 PM (xcxpd)

Uncanny valley. Canny peaks

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (ufFY8)

79 I am skilled in the art of war and military tactics.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)

80 72 she looks like one of the women that Jack the Ripper looked at and said, "nahhh"

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

or

"Cor, blimey! Wot!"

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2023 02:43 PM (gmo/4)

'Wot's all this then?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

81 Her chin looks like a ball peen hammer.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (KRtlO)

82 She isn't a 1.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (sjdRT)

83 61 Concur.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 02:45 PM (MvF+J)

84
"Cor, blimey! Wot!"
Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2023 02:43 PM (gmo/4)

'Wot's all this then?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

"Crikey! Wotta slag!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 02:45 PM (MoZTd)

85 So she's a lying c*nt who lies. She'll fit right in at BBC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2023 02:45 PM (vuylA)

86 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (t0OGg)

Did you just expand and revise an earlier comment?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

87 84
"Cor, blimey! Wot!"
Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2023 02:43 PM (gmo/4)

'Wot's all this then?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

"Crikey! Wotta slag!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 02:45 PM (MoZTd)

'Balls!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

88 6/10 would smash

Posted by: MJ at September 08, 2023 02:45 PM (qu6IK)

89 Muad'dib, what is the origin of your nic? It looks Arabic to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (xTRSc)

90 I mean, she's probably not Mannix babe caliber (I'm not a guy so I don't know), but she's not hideous. https://is.gd/JtqLb7

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (DRSnL)

91 As I don't watch BBC news or any news on TV, I don't care what she looks like.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (RSbhh)

92 The tits are cropped because that's the point where her body balloons out.

Posted by: ChickenBullPig at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (pIx7m)

93 ex cathedra

No catheter?
Man Face, though.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (6iDFM)

94 Didn't the BBC have a dude on the the payroll doing kids shows all while pumping kids rumps for DECADES?

Yeah.....don't give 2 f*cks about the BBC.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

95 A "closing time" 5. I've done worse.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (BdMk6)

96 That jaw could give Rock Hudson a run for his money.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

Balls to the chin?

Posted by: Just the punchline at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (ufFY8)

97
'Balls!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

"Bollocks!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 02:47 PM (MoZTd)

98 The concept of 'fact checker' is total BS from the get go. Somebody, or a website, just declares itself a fact checker, like that confers instant credibility. Crock. Of. Shite.

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 02:47 PM (geLO8)

99 >>>90 I mean, she's probably not Mannix babe caliber (I'm not a guy so I don't know), but she's not hideous. https://is.gd/JtqLb7

no... but it looks like she's been eating a lot of Spotted Dick since that picture.

maybe just just has a Big Fat Face.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:47 PM (KRtlO)

100 97
'Balls!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

"Bollocks!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 02:47 PM (MoZTd)

Never Mind the Bollocks!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 02:47 PM (xcxpd)

101 90 I mean, she's probably not Mannix babe caliber (I'm not a guy so I don't know), but she's not hideous. https://is.gd/JtqLb7
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (DRSnL)

Neigh.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2023 02:47 PM (KbCG3)

102 Clown World.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2023 02:47 PM (fZEM+)

103 There's an Aaron Neville thing going on there on the right side of her face.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2023 02:47 PM (V8he0)

104 I mean, she's probably not Mannix babe caliber (I'm not a guy so I don't know), but she's not hideous. https://is.gd/JtqLb7
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (DRSnL)

She's giving AOC a run for the chompers money.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

105 Much like Jonah Goldberg "works alongside" his wife while she's, er, occupied with (by) her bull(s).

Posted by: ballistic at September 08, 2023 02:47 PM (oXNqT)

106 Did you just expand and revise an earlier comment?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)
++++
I don't think so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)

107
Didn't the BBC have a dude on the the payroll doing kids shows all while pumping kids rumps for DECADES?

Sir Jimmy Savile

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 02:47 PM (MoZTd)

108 There's an Aaron Neville thing going on there on the right side of her face.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2023 02:47 PM (V8he0)

*spews beer*

Thanks........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

109 "That jaw"

This ship called and said it wanted its bow back.
https://tinyurl.com/4j4dmas3

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 02:48 PM (MvF+J)

110 Bad CV joint.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2023 02:48 PM (63Dwl)

111 >>Muad'dib, what is the origin of your nic? It looks Arabic to me.

Just a fancy way of saying Paul.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2023 02:48 PM (ZLI7S)

112 She looks kind of like Brian Stelter minus 100 pounds in a wig.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2023 02:48 PM (2ocoG)

113
BEST. DAY. EVER.

I just kicked the shit outta' Riddick Moss in the first round. Vince McMahon gave me a belt and is trying to sign me up. Sorry Vince, no can do,, I've got a whole pile of rails that need splittin'

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 08, 2023 02:48 PM (X4yCj)

114 89 Muad'dib, what is the origin of your nic? It looks Arabic to me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (xTRSc)

I think it's the mouse shadow on the 3rd moon of Arrakis.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 02:48 PM (xcxpd)

115 Speaking of news company employees making things up. Philip Bump, "Washington Post national columnist," claimed, "Fourteen presidents indirectly called out Trump's threat to democracy today. Thirteen former presidents signed a letter. The current one released an ad."

For those who are out of the loop, only five former US Presidents are still alive today.

https://is.gd/KwL0I3

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 02:48 PM (0N1h0)

116 dead eyes

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:48 PM (KRtlO)

117 90 I mean, she's probably not Mannix babe caliber (I'm not a guy so I don't know), but she's not hideous. https://is.gd/JtqLb7
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (DRSnL)
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A six on a good day with a general demeanor that screams bunny boiler.

Hardest of passes.

Posted by: ballistic at September 08, 2023 02:49 PM (oXNqT)

118 Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

I don't know for sure, but I don't think Jack the Ripper said to himself, "I'll only kill the ugly looking ones." They went with him and he was a serial killer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 02:49 PM (RSbhh)

119 Also, the BBC is literally government controlled news, and unlike the Canadians they don't care if you point that out.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2023 02:49 PM (2ocoG)

120 What's the difference between disinformation and misinformation?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 08, 2023 02:49 PM (VdGjU)

121 Where is REDACTED?

Did he get himself banned?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 02:49 PM (iHpv6)

122 Fetterman's Lump > Phillip's Bump

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, riding the Wayback Machine at September 08, 2023 02:49 PM (PiwSw)

123 121 Where is REDACTED?

Did he get himself banned?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 02:49 PM (iHpv6)

Jah. Bad language. He objected but Ace sustained CBD's call.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 02:49 PM (xcxpd)

124 Jeez, you guys are picky AF.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)

125
For those who are out of the loop, only five former US Presidents are still alive today.

https://is.gd/KwL0I3
Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 02:48 PM (0N1h0)

Voting by the dead is a basic human right.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 02:50 PM (MoZTd)

126 I mean, she's probably not Mannix babe caliber (I'm not a guy so I don't know), but she's not hideous. https://is.gd/JtqLb7

That's a better photo. Shows how much a smile and boobs, but especially boobs, can do for a woman.

Still, her head is quite large and of solid construction. I think I'd need to wear a helmet in bed to ensure her big noggin doesn't injure me when she's in the throes of passion. But I'm a giver, so I will bravely don my sex helmet.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 02:50 PM (ppBhU)

127 Jeez, you guys are picky AF.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)

NO WE'RE NOT!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

128 Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfanthen called him

I was wondering that myself. He ran afoul of CBD and then called him a name.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 02:50 PM (RSbhh)

129 Look, you all fake your concerns over the small American family farmer, but none of you are interested in funding the Ukraine war. The best way to support family farms is through funding democracy in Ukraine.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 02:42 PM (t3/qz)

Heh. I know you are channeling the War Party, but in truth, the reverse is true. Keep Uke grain out of world markets, and farmers elsewhere will see higher prices.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2023 02:50 PM (vuylA)

130 >89 Muad'dib, what is the origin of your nic? It looks Arabic to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (xTRSc)

One of my fav book series when I was growing up was Frank Herbert's Dune series. Pulled it from there. They just made a movie (Dune) about the first half of the first book. Which I admit that I loved a lot. I think the strikes have delayed the second movie.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 02:50 PM (sjdRT)

131 What's the difference between disinformation and misinformation?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 08, 2023 02:49 PM (VdGjU)

Disinfo is intentional.
Misinfo can be an unintentional error.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 08, 2023 02:51 PM (ufFY8)

132 Now, when she says ' that she had worked alongside Sarah Rainsford', what does that mean?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 02:51 PM (WMPkR)

133 Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 02:48 PM (0N1h0)

He had a seance.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 02:51 PM (RSbhh)

134 >>>Still, her head is quite large and of solid construction.

On June 6, 1944 my grandpa stormed that head on Utah Beach.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:51 PM (KRtlO)

135 Whine whine whine. You conservatives whine about the supposed migrant crisis at the southern border, but none of you want to fund the war in Ukraine. You want a secure southern border, it starts with well armed Ukrainians fighting for democracy!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 02:51 PM (t3/qz)

136
Hey, I'm a fact checker

ask me anything

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 02:51 PM (geLO8)

137 Jeez, you guys are picky AF.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)

Ace keeps telling us we lack discernment.

Posted by: spindrift at September 08, 2023 02:52 PM (EGPRf)

138 Pretty sure that we are up to 'maldisinformation'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 02:52 PM (WMPkR)

139 > I think it's the mouse shadow on the 3rd moon of Arrakis.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 02:48 PM (xcxpd)

RFLMAO

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 02:52 PM (sjdRT)

140 Whine whine whine. You conservatives whine about the supposed migrant crisis at the southern border, but none of you want to fund the war in Ukraine. You want a secure southern border, it starts with well armed Ukrainians fighting for democracy!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 02:51 PM (t3/qz)

Sounds like you should be in the Biden Press Office.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

141 For those who are out of the loop, only five former US Presidents are still alive today.

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This made me look up how old Jimmy Carter is ... and he is really old. Almost 50 years with secret service protection.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 08, 2023 02:52 PM (sX1BW)

142 One of my fav book series when I was growing up was Frank Herbert's Dune series. Pulled it from there. They just made a movie (Dune) about the first half of the first book. Which I admit that I loved a lot. I think the strikes have delayed the second movie.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 02:50 PM (sjdRT)

There's a book and movie called Dune?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 08, 2023 02:52 PM (PiwSw)

143
Ace keeps telling us we lack discernment.
Posted by: spindrift at September 08, 2023 02:52 PM (EGPRf)

And don't support DeSantis enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

144 Hey, I'm a fact checker

ask me anything
Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 02:51 PM (geLO

++++
That Joe Mannix character is incredibly handsome and intelligent - the Cadillac of men!

Posted by: Totally not a shill at September 08, 2023 02:52 PM (t0OGg)

145 Pretty sure that we are up to 'maldisinformation'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 02:52 PM (WMPkR)

So, something true?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 08, 2023 02:53 PM (ufFY8)

146 > Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 02:49 PM (iHpv6)

I've missed you. How are you??

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 02:53 PM (sjdRT)

147 Redacted seems to now be over at "Legal Insurrection". Since they've gotten into vigorous Trump/De Santis fights, thought the commented section is often a waste of time with the insults.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 02:53 PM (RSbhh)

148 130 Ah, I see. I thought it was Arabic.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (xTRSc)

149 So, something true?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 08, 2023 02:53 PM (ufFY

++++
That's "Malinformation" - shit that's true, but that the powers that be don't like.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg)

150 "Jeez, you guys are picky AF."

When selecting a Disinformation Reporter, it's prudent to be picky.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (MvF+J)

151 Is Otter 841 still on the run/swim?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (ufFY8)

152 afaik redacted wasn't banned but got cautioned by CBD about using the word "chinks." then he whined like a bitch to me about it, like I GAF about his claimed right to use racial slurs. I told him off and strongly implied he was a huge pussy and he probably just fucked off.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (KRtlO)

153 124 Jeez, you guys are picky AF.
Posted by: Jordan61

They say they are picky. But at closing time if they've not been laid in six months, they would all peg whoopie.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (iHpv6)

154 116 dead eyes

Like a doll's eyes

Posted by: Sam Quint at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (Y1sOo)

155 3 Can't see her tits.
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Late but...

Silkie Carlo @silkiecarlo 5h
“Telling me you are a brilliant reporter who exercises integrity and honesty when you have literally demonstrated the opposite was a terrible idea”

BBC Disinformation Correspondent Marianna Spring caught lying on CV 🥴

When the BBC's disinformation correspondent lied on her CV

Marianna Spring admitted she made an "awful misjudgement" when playing up her role in coverage of the Russia World Cup for the BBC

theneweuropean.co.uk
Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 5h
BBC's disinformation correspondent and chief fact-checker Marianna Spring is accused of lying on her CV by falsely claiming to have worked with a BBC journalist when applying for a job in Moscow | Daily Mail Online
https://tinyurl.com/y4us5mtd
[Twatter link]

Posted by: zombie waylon jennings at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (krqg6)

156 "Sorry, everyone embellishes on their CV."

Hell, I do the opposite on my CV. I don't list my college grade (cum laude) or my law school grade (missed cum laude by 0.04). All I list is the firm I worked for 20 years, a jury trial I won, and my appellate experience (which I don't need to embellish). I get emails all the time offering to help me boost my business and such. I don't want to boost my business nor do I want to be named as a "Super Lawyer" (some industry trade rag).

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (KAi1n)

157 Empty, vacant stare as if amazed by the absence of her own thoughts.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (dAJGg)

158
When selecting a Disinformation Reporter, it's prudent to be picky.
Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (MvF+J)

Then I choose HER for my Disinformation Reporter.

https://is.gd/yARzyw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

159 #155 Off, Dukes of Hazzard narrator sock!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (krqg6)

160 Folks, for those not paying attention, yesterday was a historic day at the HQ, for it was the day that Fen *absolutely* equaled one of Joe Mannix's scantily-clad lasses with her own. Since the lass-in-question had no visible tattoos, I can't say with precision that it was tit-for-tat, but doggone, even TJM would say it was extremely close.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (a3Q+t)

161 Her picture looks like 3 of the 4 "Roast Me" photos that they post.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (lf83v)

162 Ace keeps telling us we lack discernment.
Posted by: spindrift at September 08, 2023 02:52 PM (EGPRf)

And don't support DeSantis enough.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Also something about spooge on garrett's face, but I'll admit I was not paying attention...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

163 i gotta say this chick is packing some pectoral power I didn't expect.

I will upgrade her to "Toxic Butterface."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (KRtlO)

164 Jah. Bad language. He objected but Ace sustained CBD's call.

Was that the person that posted the real un-redacted N word yesterday? That's definitely a red line for Ace.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (2ocoG)

165 Then I choose HER for my Disinformation Reporter.

https://is.gd/yARzyw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Isn't she busy being a golfmodel?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg)

166 Srsly, that's a Roast Me face.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (lf83v)

167 Whine whine whine. You conservatives whine about the supposed migrant crisis at the southern border, but none of you want to fund the war in Ukraine. You want a secure southern border, it starts with well armed Ukrainians fighting for democracy!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 02:51 PM (t3/qz)

LOL.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (BdMk6)

168 Voting by the dead is a basic human right.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 02:50 PM (MoZTd)
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The rest were all Democrats, I presume. I wonder if Edith signed for Woodrow Wilson?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (L4zTb)

169 {142}...There's a book and movie called Dune?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 08, 2023 02:52 PM (PiwSw)

Crysknife delivery service, sign here please.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (qPw5n)

170 Then I choose HER for my Disinformation Reporter.

https://is.gd/yARzyw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

I'd verify anything she asked me....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (xcxpd)

171 Still, her head is quite large and of solid construction. I think I'd need to wear a helmet in bed to ensure her big noggin doesn't injure me when she's in the throes of passion. But I'm a giver, so I will bravely don my sex helmet.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 02:50 PM

The Paolo, he always wear a, how you say, sex helmet, to protect his little man.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (JCZqz)

172 That's "Malinformation" - shit that's true, but that the powers that be don't like.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg)

Correct.

However, "maldisinformation" would be disinformation that is bad, so something true? Or just incompetently disseminated?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (ufFY8)

173 Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Ah. Ok. I rather enjoyed his gruff curmudgeonly dirty old man schtick.

Didn't see the racist crap.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (iHpv6)

174 ace, it's worse than that.

The "reporters" reporting on topics are paid directly by foundations established for political activism regarding those topics.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (CU4Di)

175 I think her boobs are probably disinformation of the silicone variety.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM (KRtlO)

176 153 124 Jeez, you guys are picky AF.
Posted by: Jordan61

They say they are picky. But at closing time if they've not been laid in six months, they would all peg whoopie.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (iHpv6)

Hmmm, maybe we should start a 'how many drink's' scale?

1 to pointless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM (zZu0s)

177 Be suspicious of anyone who seeks the power to regulate speech. Pure and simple.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM (LqSxR)

178 >>>
The "reporters" reporting on topics are paid directly by foundations established for political activism regarding those topics.

yup.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM (KRtlO)

179 It's risky to base an assessment of someone's looks on one picture. Anyone can have a bad picture. Even Helen of Troy had her off days, I'm sure.

That's why I always do a Google image search before passing definitive judgment.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM (xTRSc)

180 Now, when she says ' that she had worked alongside Sarah Rainsford', what does that mean?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 02:51 PM (WMPkR)

Next stall over in the glory hole?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM (vuylA)

181 Whine whine whine. You conservatives whine about the supposed migrant crisis at the southern border, but none of you want to fund the war in Ukraine. You want a secure southern border, it starts with well armed Ukrainians fighting for democracy!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 02:51 PM (t3/qz)

We understand the Left's thinking better than they do themselves. This is known.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM (2ocoG)

182 ++++
Isn't she busy being a golfmodel?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg)

Golf is played on the weekends. She got time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

183 I saw Sex Helmet open for Air in Toulouse back in '03.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)

184 Hey you bitter clinging Dudes,
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM (2znMt)

185 "Then I choose HER for my Disinformation Reporter."

Bookmarked for future verification of Golf Disinformation.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 02:58 PM (MvF+J)

186 Isn't she busy being a golfmodel?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg)

Yeah a more natural looking Paige Spiranac. Although, I will point out I think Paige looks a hell of a lot better without the trowel work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:58 PM (zZu0s)

187 However, "maldisinformation" would be disinformation that is bad, so something true? Or just incompetently disseminated?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (ufFY

++++
It's ambiguous.

I think we need to write a grant proposal to the DHS so we can adequately study it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:58 PM (t0OGg)

188 They say they are picky. But at closing time if they've not been laid in six months, they would all peg whoopie.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM

You are far to perspicacious and pulchritudinous, not to mention tender of years, to be so cynical.

Posted by: Ted Danson at September 08, 2023 02:58 PM (a3Q+t)

189
Also something about spooge on garrett's face, but I'll admit I was not paying attention...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

While tandem Vespa riding.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

190 This tan redhead in a one-piece has never lied on her resume:
https://is.gd/njYiJm

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)

191 She just proves that a pearl necklace is earned and never given.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (lf83v)

192 Here's a lifesaving COVID test:

https://tinyurl.com/2axtk4d9

Posted by: Thank me later at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (NBVIP)

193 Hey you bitter clinging Dudes,
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM (2znMt)

We need to get this guy in touch with Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (2ocoG)

194 I think her boobs are probably disinformation of the silicone variety.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM (KRtlO)

======

Considering where her nips are in that pic Sponge posted @39, there's no way those are real.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (DRSnL)

195 They say they are picky. But at closing time if they've not been laid in six months, they would all peg whoopie.

6 months! You have an incredibly high opinion of us.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (ppBhU)

196 Most of what we get is pseudoinfo. But since we don't click past the headlines, its pseudicity is blunted.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (MvF+J)

197 Then I choose HER for my Disinformation Reporter.

https://is.gd/yARzyw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Isn't she busy being a golfmodel?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg)

She is always telling me I am trying to use the wrong club, and to zip up.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (ufFY8)

198 130 Ah, I see. I thought it was Arabic.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (xTRSc)

Not a coincidence. FranK Herbert modeled the Fremen after the Bedouins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (vuylA)

199 Every day in America thousands of transgenders are slaughtered at the hands of rightwing extremists. But we can not hope to stem the tide of transgender genocide at home without first ensuring Ukranian democracy abroad! Victory for Ukraine ensures the safety of transgenders at home and across the globe!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (t3/qz)

200 >>> She just proves that a pearl necklace is earned and never given.

lol

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (KRtlO)

201 Then I choose HER for my Disinformation Reporter.

https://is.gd/yARzyw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Cute. Would love to play a round with her.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (BdMk6)

202 190 This tan redhead in a one-piece has never lied on her resume:
https://is.gd/njYiJm
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)

Huh. Tanlines. Do not see that too often anymore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

203
She is always telling me I am trying to use the wrong club, and to zip up.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM

"I'M PUTTING!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

204 If a regular was being socked, how quickly do we notice after assuming it was sarcasm?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

205 https://is.gd/njYiJm
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)

That top seems painful, pulling the boobs out like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

206 >195 They say they are picky. But at closing time if they've not been laid in six months, they would all peg whoopie.

6 months! You have an incredibly high opinion of us.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (ppBhU)

Uneven Bear Speaks Truth

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 03:01 PM (sjdRT)

207 If a regular was being socked, how quickly do we notice after assuming it was sarcasm?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

Style guide frowns upon socking a regular and is banworthy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Her lipstick comes in two flavors: Newport Menthols and Cheap Gin.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2023 03:02 PM (lf83v)

209 Since the lass-in-question had no visible tattoos

Always worth at least 2 points, maybe 3 or 4 at Denny's.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2023 03:02 PM (2ocoG)

210 Still, her head is quite large and of solid construction.
----
That bird flew right into your head -- like he couldn't avoid it!

Posted by: an older black gentleman sitting on a bench talking to Marianna Spring at September 08, 2023 03:02 PM (krqg6)

211 They say they are picky. But at closing time if they've not been laid in six months, they would all peg whoopie.

If a lass has all her limbs, no gross physical deformities, a strong pulse, can buy legal liquor, and spots me at least fifty pounds ? I'm not ashamed to admit, we can at least enter preliminary discussions. Just how it is.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 03:02 PM (LqSxR)

212 Well, I mean, if your trying to hire someone to lie…

Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at September 08, 2023 03:02 PM (wu87C)

213
Cute. Would love to play a round with her.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (BdMk6)

It would be the worst round of my life, but would be fun as hell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

214 Her lipstick comes in two flavors: Newport Menthols and Cheap Gin.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2023 03:02 PM (lf83v)
++++
Aren't all Newports menthols?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)

215 If a regular was being socked, how quickly do we notice after assuming it was sarcasm?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Depends on who pays attention to hashes. Anyone in particular?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at September 08, 2023 03:03 PM (OUMaO)

216 The Mannix redhead looks inviting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 03:03 PM (xTRSc)

217 >208 Her lipstick comes in two flavors: Newport Menthols and Cheap Gin.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2023 03:02 PM (lf83v)

My first 2 girlfriends!

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 03:03 PM (sjdRT)

218 Tan lines.

TJM would not bang.

Silly, silly fool.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 08, 2023 03:03 PM (ufFY8)

219
It would be the worst round of my life, but would be fun as hell.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

I am betting your caddy would not notice a difference.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

220
I am betting your caddy would not notice a difference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

Caddy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

221 >>This tan redhead in a one-piece has never lied on her resume:
https://is.gd/njYiJm
____

Photo cropped to hide peg leg. WNB.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 08, 2023 03:04 PM (bNf8H)

222 Depends on who pays attention to hashes. Anyone in particular?
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at September 08, 2023 03:03 PM (OUMaO)

Not a serious suspicion, just an idle thought about Cat's sarcastic audition to be Biden's spokes-sentient.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

223 6 months! You have an incredibly high opinion of us.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (ppBhU)

Uneven Bear Speaks Truth
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 03:01 PM

There is iron in his words of life for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2023 03:05 PM (a3Q+t)

224 That she can call herself "a brilliant reporter" i an email to a potential boss is just absurd.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2023 03:05 PM (x5hic)

225 Aren't all Newports menthols?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)

Just like Kools, I do not think they have a non-ass flavor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

226 Lady, could you move your head a little bit?

Your head. I can't see out the back.

Little more...

Little more...

Thank you.

Posted by: Marianna Spring's Muslim cab driver at September 08, 2023 03:06 PM (krqg6)

227 Aren't all Newports menthols?
_____________

Newport offers non-menthol cigarettes. Their range of non-menthol cigarettes includes their Classic, Gold, Silver, and Full Flavor varieties.

Now, bring your sassy little self to my end of the bar and let's talk about tonight.

Posted by: Karen Kouger at September 08, 2023 03:06 PM (lf83v)

228
Photo cropped to hide peg leg. WNB.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 08, 2023 03:04 PM (bNf8H)

You forgot the *channels TheJamesMadison* moniker.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

229 >>Well, I mean, if your trying to hire someone to lie…

Exactly. These "experts" aren't being hired because they have a unique wisdom that allows them to discern truth. They are being hired to push the approved narrative.

When you hire someone to lie don't be surprised when they lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2023 03:06 PM (ZLI7S)

230 Bennie Jesuit Witches are Truth Seers. Just saying...

Posted by: Paladin at September 08, 2023 03:06 PM (Qb66T)

231 >There is iron in his words of life for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2023 03:05 PM (a3Q+t)

OK. You just killed me a little.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 03:06 PM (sjdRT)

232 That she can call herself "a brilliant reporter" i an email to a potential boss is just absurd.
Posted by: m at September 08, 2023 03:05 PM (x5hic)
++++
She's probably been told how smart and powerful and beautiful and compelling and great she is for her entire life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)

233 Never seen that before. Bird into a woman's head.

Posted by: an older black gentleman sitting on a bench talking to Marianna Spring at September 08, 2023 03:07 PM (krqg6)

234 Newport offers non-menthol cigarettes. Their range of non-menthol cigarettes includes their Classic, Gold, Silver, and Full Flavor varieties.

Now, bring your sassy little self to my end of the bar and let's talk about tonight.
Posted by: Karen Kouger at September 08, 2023 03:06 PM (lf83v)
++++
LOL.

I stand corrected. And I'm staying put.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 03:07 PM (t0OGg)

235 Between dis infomation and dat infomation I dont know what to believe.

Posted by: de Kingfish at September 08, 2023 03:08 PM (vFG9F)

236
Newport offers non-menthol cigarettes. Their range of non-menthol cigarettes includes their Classic, Gold, Silver, and Full Flavor varieties.

Now, bring your sassy little self to my end of the bar and let's talk about tonight.
Posted by: Karen Kouger at September 08, 2023 03:06 PM (lf83v)

Buddy has a camper parked near a lake he frequents to fish. There's a few that live on site, one of which is an older smoker.

I've named her Winston. She comes out every morning around 8 AM and hacks up a lung while smoking for about 30 minutes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

237 Spring is a babe compared to some of these fat hideous hags. She's overweight but not obese, with an at least presentable face. I definitely would not bang, mind you.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2023 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

238 Just like Kools, I do not think they have a non-ass flavor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)
++++
Back when I smoked, I would sometimes get a pack of menthols for a nice change of pace.

Favorites were the American Spirits in the dark green pack. Runner-up was the Marlboro menthol.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)

239 >I stand corrected. And I'm staying put.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 03:07 PM (t0OGg)

Best call on the blog in a decade.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 03:08 PM (sjdRT)

240 A disinformation expert by all means, a spelling maven, not so much.

Not really a comapny man in that respect.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 08, 2023 03:08 PM (KATBx)

241 The Mannix redhead looks inviting.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 03:03 PM (xTRSc)

J'ai dit non.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 03:09 PM (RSbhh)

242 “Gender affirming surgery” is mal/mis/disinformation all rolled into one.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 08, 2023 03:09 PM (lq4hb)

243 ++++
Back when I smoked, I would sometimes get a pack of menthols for a nice change of pace.

Favorites were the American Spirits in the dark green pack. Runner-up was the Marlboro menthol.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)

Dad used to smoke Salem's. I think they were only menthol.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

244 That she can call herself "a brilliant reporter" i an email to a potential boss is just absurd.

It's probably less preposterous than it seems to us when you factor in the British vernacular. I don't think she was saying she was the Albert Einstein of disinformation or journalism.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 03:10 PM (ppBhU)

245 230 Bennie Jesuit Witches are Truth Seers. Just saying...
Posted by: Paladin at September 08, 2023 03:06 PM (Qb66T)

I can't remember which Moron linked this, but this is good stuff:

https://youtu.be/EHK5fBm1YWk

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 08, 2023 03:10 PM (PiwSw)

246 Dad used to smoke Salem's. I think they were only menthol.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Salem used to smoke witches.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2023 03:10 PM (vuylA)

247 197 Then I choose HER for my Disinformation Reporter.

https://is.gd/yARzyw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Isn't she busy being a golfmodel?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg)

She is always telling me I am trying to use the wrong club, and to zip up.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (ufFY

Something, something short irons.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2023 03:10 PM (KbCG3)

248 243 ++++
Back when I smoked, I would sometimes get a pack of menthols for a nice change of pace.

Favorites were the American Spirits in the dark green pack. Runner-up was the Marlboro menthol.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)

Dad used to smoke Salem's. I think they were only menthol.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
______________

"I smoke dick."

-- Barack "Hot Lips" Obama

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2023 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

249 from the HotAir article about the BBC presstitute:

Since joining the BBC four years ago, Ms Spring has presented Panorama documentaries, made four podcast series and appeared in Forbes’s 30 Under 30 list in 2021.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2023 03:10 PM (x5hic)

250 Sorry, everyone embellishes on their CV.

I'm in IT and we're regularly advised to undersell so we don't look too O - L - D.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 08, 2023 03:11 PM (Bd6X8)

251 3
Can't see her tits.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2023 02:33 PM (AMd6i)
.......

my first thought

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

252 Quality control on Kools is declining. Tube separation at filter; chunks of unburnable crap in the tobacco. Be better, Imperial. Be better.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 03:11 PM (MvF+J)

253 She’s not to bad looking. Jowls are a bit big for my taste. Don’t care for a jowly woman, but I’ve done worse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 08, 2023 03:11 PM (JTwsP)

254 >She is always telling me I am trying to use the wrong club, and to zip up.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (ufFY

Sounds like bad advice to this moron.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 03:11 PM (sjdRT)

255 244 That she can call herself "a brilliant reporter" i[n] an email to a potential boss is just absurd.

It's probably less preposterous than it seems to us when you factor in the British vernacular. I don't think she was saying she was the Albert Einstein of disinformation or journalism.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 03:10 PM (ppBhU)

Oh, good point.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2023 03:11 PM (x5hic)

256 Good news, everybody!

punished evan
@eeesssjjj
The ADL is actually really good these days on everything but israel

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2023 03:11 PM (FVME7)

257 93 ex cathedra

No catheter?
Man Face, though.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 08, 2023 02:46 PM (6iDFM)

All she needs to do is say she's a transwoman. Then BBC can't fire her, for lying or for anything up to mass murder with a nuclear weapon. UK law probably requires BBC to give her a raise, too.

Posted by: Not Joe Mannix! at September 08, 2023 03:11 PM (5fDan)

258 I stand corrected. And I'm staying put.

_______

All you big strong men just fold up like a cheap suitcase at the sight of one little herpes sore.

Posted by: Karen Kouger at September 08, 2023 03:11 PM (lf83v)

259 I'm in IT and we're regularly advised to undersell so we don't look too O - L - D.

-------------

So no COBOL, Fortran or Pascal on your resume?

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 08, 2023 03:12 PM (sX1BW)

260 250 Sorry, everyone embellishes on their CV.

I'm in IT and we're regularly advised to undersell so we don't look too O - L - D.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 08, 2023 03:11 PM (Bd6X

heh

Posted by: m at September 08, 2023 03:12 PM (x5hic)

261 >All you big strong men just fold up like a cheap suitcase at the sight of one little herpes sore.

Posted by: Karen Kouger at September 08, 2023 03:11 PM (lf83v)

Its the size of your liver.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 03:12 PM (sjdRT)

262
https://is.gd/njYiJm
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)

That top seems painful, pulling the boobs out like that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

Easy fix. She should just remove it, and leave it off. Permanently.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2023 03:12 PM (n+4am)

263 -------------

So no COBOL, Fortran or Pascal on your resume?
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 08, 2023 03:12 PM (sX1BW)

Whoops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Rule # 1.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2023 03:13 PM (z3WCn)

265 I am betting your caddy would not notice a difference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

Caddy?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Be the ball, ~~Danny~~ Sponge

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2023 03:13 PM (2pH9T)

266 Since joining the BBC four years ago, Ms Spring has presented Panorama documentaries, made four podcast series and appeared in Forbes’s 30 Under 30 list in 2021.

And I thought the rubes back in the day were suckers for paying for those idiotic Who' Who books. 30 Under 30 is the same damn scam. Nothing changes.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 03:13 PM (LqSxR)

267
Easy fix. She should just remove it, and leave it off. Permanently.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2023 03:12 PM (n+4am)

They say, the reason women's boobs sag is because of the bra. It supports them so they don't have to support themselves.

BURN THE BRA!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

268 We don’t call them CVs in the US, f’k that metric shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 08, 2023 03:14 PM (JTwsP)

269 259 I'm in IT and we're regularly advised to undersell so we don't look too O - L - D.

-------------

So no COBOL, Fortran or Pascal on your resume?
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 08, 2023 03:12 PM (sX1BW)
_______________

"Hey, what about me?"

-- BASIC

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2023 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

270 So no COBOL, Fortran or Pascal on your resume?
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 08, 2023 03:12 PM (sX1BW)

Also, no mention that you used to debug with Grace Murray Hopper.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 08, 2023 03:14 PM (PiwSw)

271 Then I choose HER for my Disinformation Reporter.

https://is.gd/yARzyw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
.......

ZZIIPPPP

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

272
On June 6, 1944 my grandpa stormed that head on Utah Beach.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

A European Easter Island type head?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2023 03:14 PM (63Dwl)

273 242 J'ai dit non.

Fen, ya nye govoryu po-frantsuski. Shto ehto znachit?

("Fen, I don't speak French. What does that mean?")

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 03:14 PM (xTRSc)

274 God, I hate these people. Pelosi is running again in '24, because of course she is.

https://tinyurl.com/3jbtskh5

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2023 03:14 PM (I/Qkd)

275 Sorry, everyone embellishes on their CV.
__________

Yes.

Posted by: That Republican Congressman from Long Island at September 08, 2023 03:14 PM (lf83v)

276
Be the ball, ~~Danny~~ Sponge
Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2023 03:13 PM (2pH9T)

But the ball HATES it when I try that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

277 More good news, everybody!

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Democrat Rep. Katie Porter dismisses polling which shows most Americans say Biden has made the economy worse:
"The truth is Joe Biden has a terrific story to tell on the economy!"

-
Black comedy, I guess.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2023 03:15 PM (FVME7)

278 So no COBOL, Fortran or Pascal on your resume?

No, those are still OK. It's the PL/1 and Algol that raise eyebrows. Also, don't list any hardware that's been featured on Usagi Electric's YouTube channel.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 08, 2023 03:15 PM (Bd6X8)

279 If Sponge doesn't have a caddy, who makes the duh-duh-duh-duh-duh noise?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 03:15 PM (ppBhU)

280 And I thought the rubes back in the day were suckers for paying for those idiotic Who' Who books. 30 Under 30 is the same damn scam. Nothing changes.
Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 03:13 PM (LqSxR)

Who hah books are the real big coin is made.

Posted by: zombie Larry Flynt at September 08, 2023 03:15 PM (vuylA)

281 God, I hate these people. Pelosi is running again in '24, because of course she is.

-----------------

Can we at least get some younger politicians to hate in this country? Is that too much to ask?

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 08, 2023 03:15 PM (sX1BW)

282 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 03:14 PM (xTRSc)

"I said No."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 03:15 PM (RSbhh)

283 Aren't a bunch of those 30 and 30's now in prison?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2023 03:15 PM (KAi1n)

284 If Sponge doesn't have a caddy, who makes the duh-duh-duh-duh-duh noise?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 03:15 PM (ppBhU)

Millennials are too weak to carry the bag with the keg and CO2 bottle in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

285 So she lied on her professional CV. Meh. I'll bet her Tinder (Grindr?) profile is totes legit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2023 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

286 She’s just slightly cross eyed as if she is focusing on something she is imagining that she has in her mouth. Maybe a menthol cigarette. Yeah, that’s it. A cigarette. Can’t think of anything else she’d be imagining was in her mouth.

Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at September 08, 2023 03:16 PM (wu87C)

287 Pelosi is running again in '24, because of course she is.
________

She still has a lot of work to do for San Francisco.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2023 03:16 PM (lf83v)

288 283 Aren't a bunch of those 30 and 30's now in prison?
Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2023 03:15 PM (KAi1n)

Sam Bankman Fried, maybe?

Posted by: m at September 08, 2023 03:17 PM (x5hic)

289 Sorry, everyone embellishes on their CV.

-
Take Joe Biden, for example. Please.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2023 03:17 PM (FVME7)

290 Or as Cicero called them, ex recti.
Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 02:36 PM (MvF+J)

From the right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2023 03:17 PM (aD39U)

291 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 03:14 PM (xTRSc)

Hey, good for you. I don't even know what language that was.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 03:17 PM (RSbhh)

292 God, I hate these people. Pelosi is running again in '24, because of course she is.

Its generational. That bunch craves power even more than money. They are incapable of simply walking off and enjoying what they have. They'll burn their money, if need be, to keep power.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 03:18 PM (LqSxR)

293 278 So no COBOL, Fortran or Pascal on your resume?

No, those are still OK. It's the PL/1 and Algol that raise eyebrows. Also, don't list any hardware that's been featured on Usagi Electric's YouTube channel.

oh. maybe i should remove the bits about cp/m and rt-11.

Posted by: anachronda at September 08, 2023 03:18 PM (oY6Yp)

294 183 I saw Sex Helmet open for Air in Toulouse back in '03.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM

That's funny, I saw Split Tail open for Sex Helmet in the Four Floors of Whores brothel in Singapore in 2008.

Posted by: PACOM Marine Moron at September 08, 2023 03:18 PM (JCZqz)

295 Just think of all the young corrupt sleazebags that will never get their shot because Pelosi won’t retire.

Don’t their kids deserve lucrative businesses in Ukraine too?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 08, 2023 03:18 PM (JTwsP)

296 Sam Bankman Fried, maybe?
________

Have the Clintons finished writing his suicide note yet?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2023 03:18 PM (lf83v)

297 279 If Sponge doesn't have a caddy, who makes the duh-duh-duh-duh-duh noise?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 03:15 PM (ppBhU)

That would be me...

Posted by: Ty Webb at September 08, 2023 03:18 PM (CCSxw)

298 She still has a lot of work to do for San Francisco.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2023 03:16 PM (lf83v)

"Pelosi's Ponderously Pendulous Funbags" would be a great AOS nic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2023 03:18 PM (vuylA)

299 Her big claim to fame is that she is an acquaintance... of a SOCCER REPORTER ?

What the actual fuck ?

Dear world, sports "journalists" are not serious journalists in any sense of the word. Anyone claiming they are is a RETARD

Posted by: deadrody at September 08, 2023 03:19 PM (vFm8O)

300
"Pelosi's Ponderously Pendulous Funbags" would be a great AOS nic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2023 03:18 PM (vuylA)

But those aren't fun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

301 291 Fen, it's Russian. Transliterated, of course.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 03:19 PM (xTRSc)

302 and appeared in Forbes’s 30 Under 30 list in 2021.

A "reporter" appeared on a 30 Under 30 list? Did she "appear" because she was photographed accidentally standing next to someone actually important, influential or useful?

Posted by: spindrift at September 08, 2023 03:19 PM (EGPRf)

303
Golf is played on the weekends. She got time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

________

They pronounce "Goff"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 03:19 PM (MoZTd)

304 272 On June 6, 1944 my grandpa stormed that head on Utah Beach.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

A European Easter Island type head?

zardoz flying head?

Posted by: anachronda at September 08, 2023 03:19 PM (oY6Yp)

305 And soccer isn’t even a sport.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (JTwsP)

306 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (fwDg9)

307 Anyone seen ZOD in a while?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

308 It says a lot about a job when "I worked with a journalist" is a qualification.

It means you can spell my name on the coffee cup.

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (Sv58p)

309 oh. maybe i should remove the bits about cp/m and rt-11.

Interview tip, never admit you know what "173000g" does.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (Bd6X8)

310 >305 And soccer isn’t even a sport.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (JTwsP)

This.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (sjdRT)

311 But those aren't fun.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

Mocking them is part of the kink.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (vuylA)

312 And soccer isn’t even a sport.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (JTwsP)

It has a ball and requires running. It is a sport. A homo one, but a sport.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

313 Her big claim to fame is that she is an acquaintance... of a SOCCER REPORTER ?
___________

Soccer reporters. They get a paper cut filing their story and writhe in excruciating pain for the next 15 minutes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (lf83v)

314 What kind of resume do you need to send in your partially covered boob shots to an internet site? I guess you have to be reasonally attractive and young and at least partially show your boobs. I don't think "Skilled narcissist" is actually a literal CV item.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 03:21 PM (RSbhh)

315 Oh, for heaven's sake. Pulling your swimsuit top aside so men can see your tan line is pathetic. And slutty.

Posted by: creeper at September 08, 2023 03:21 PM (cTCuP)

316 "Pelosi's Ponderously Pendulous Funbags" would be a great AOS nic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2023 03:18 PM (vuylA)

But those aren't fun.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

***

They're calloused on the underside due to being dragged across one of her mansions

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2023 03:21 PM (ZV+pB)

317 Soccer reporters. They get a paper cut filing their story and writhe in excruciating pain for the next 15 minutes.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (lf83v)

It only requires the hint of a paper cut. An actual one means 40 minutes and a stretcher.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

318 Favorites were the American Spirits in the dark green pack. Runner-up was the Marlboro menthol.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)

I 'tried' to like the Camel Turkish Jade. Never could.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

319 290 I checked to make sure 'rectum' was Latin origin, so I assumed 'recti.' It's been 50 years since my Latin class, so maybe I got the plural wrong. Doctors say 'recta.'

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (MvF+J)

320 309 Interview tip, never admit you know what "173000g" does.

Posted by: anachronda at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (oY6Yp)

321 {307} Anyone seen ZOD in a while?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

He showed up last weekend I believe.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (qPw5n)

322 312 And soccer isn’t even a sport.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 08, 2023 03:20 PM (JTwsP)

It has a ball and requires running. It is a sport. A homo one, but a sport.

It’s the sport of communists

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (nIRE6)

323 What kind of resume do you need to send in your partially covered boob shots to an internet site? I guess you have to be reasonally attractive and young and at least partially show your boobs. I don't think "Skilled narcissist" is actually a literal CV item.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

---------------

I guess someone has to sift through those resumes, I guess I'll do it.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (sX1BW)

324 ***

They're calloused on the underside due to being dragged across one of her mansions
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2023 03:21 PM (ZV+pB)

Heh....the nips are all white and hard and the house looks like a bit Tyco slot car track.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

325 They're calloused on the underside due to being dragged across one of her mansions
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2023 03:21 PM (ZV+pB)

NOW do you know why I do the things I do?

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (PiwSw)

326 Heresy on feminism.

https://tinyurl.com/mttn4yv4

P.S. We're screwed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (FVME7)

327 *big

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

328 Are we doing random business terms?

ISO 9000!

6 Sigma!

KPIs!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

329 I'll say this once only:
If you NEED to hire a disinformation expert...
Their only task is to hide the truth.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 03:23 PM (MeG8a)

330 I guess someone has to sift through those resumes, I guess I'll do it.
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (sX1BW)

Dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2023 03:23 PM (vuylA)

331 ex recto, I think.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2023 03:23 PM (aD39U)

332 "Natalia Antelava, Coda Story's editor-in-chief, checked the claim and discovered that the young journalist had only met Ms Rainsford in a few social situations, rather than having worked with her."

--

So by that standard, one could say Larry Sinclair "worked with" Barak Hussein Obama.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

333
It’s the sport of communists
Posted by: Kratwurst at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (nIRE6)

__________

It's the sport of nationalism, racism and violence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 03:23 PM (MoZTd)

334 >Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 02:54 PM (KRtlO)

Oh no, a MAGA "pick me" girl flounces when he's told to quit being a mouthy bigot. Shocking. What a loss.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 08, 2023 03:23 PM (mfOz/)

335 ... I don't think "Skilled narcissist" is actually a literal CV item.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 03:21 PM (RSbhh)
++++
Sure it is. In Hollywood or Washington, they move your resume right to the top of the pile!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 03:24 PM (t0OGg)

336 It’s the sport of communists
______

Thus, commie kickball.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2023 03:24 PM (lf83v)

337 Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (sX1BW)

LOL. You are a true prince among hiring managers or personnel people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 03:24 PM (RSbhh)

338 Heresy on feminism.

https://tinyurl.com/mttn4yv4

P.S. We're screwed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I

Wow...according to my bud that's doing the online dating thing, that is SPOT on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

339 "There are a few ways to pluralize words from Latin. Some words that end in -us are pluralized with an -i (like alumnus to alumni). Some words don't change form in Latin, so their plurals have been Anglicized with an additional -es (status to statuses). Finally, many scientific words come from New Latin, which has numerous possible endings, such as -ae (antennae), -a (data), -es (crises), and more."

I mixed up my -ums with my -uses.

'New Latin?' Now what?

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at September 08, 2023 03:24 PM (MvF+J)

340 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 03:24 PM (t0OGg)

Well, it may be a requirement to do the work, but I don't think they list it that way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 03:25 PM (RSbhh)

341
He showed up last weekend I believe.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (qPw5n)

Good to hear. Thanks!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

342 Pulling your swimsuit top aside so men can see your tan line is pathetic. And slutty.

What's the big deal about tan lines? It just shows that she doesn't sunbathe topless, and therefore would seem to be a sign of modesty.

So its slutty for her to show that she's got some sense of modesty?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 03:25 PM (xTRSc)

343 I think I would rather throw around business terms than do T v D right now. I'm not in the mood.

Verticals!

Maximizing efficiency!

Core Competencies!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

344 Are we doing random business terms?

ISO 9000!

6 Sigma!

KPIs!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

—————-

Peel the onion
Drill down
Gain buy in
Paradigm shift

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2023 03:26 PM (u73oe)

345 afaik redacted wasn't banned but got cautioned by CBD

CBD gave him a time-out until this past Wednesday, so you're right, he's not banned

Posted by: kallisto asks hersef, "why do I know these details?" at September 08, 2023 03:26 PM (dCxaZ)

346 I guess my standards for slutty are a lot different than some...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

347 Blue Sky!

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 08, 2023 03:27 PM (nIRE6)

348 God, I hate these people. Pelosi is running again in '24, because of course she is.

Is there a shortage of demon possessed alcoholics in Congress?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 08, 2023 03:27 PM (VdGjU)

349 >346 I guess my standards for slutty are a lot different than some...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

Mine are a lot lower than they were.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 03:27 PM (sjdRT)

350 Are we doing random business terms?

ISO 9000!

6 Sigma!

KPIs!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

OBE

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2023 03:27 PM (BdMk6)

351 Another lie IMHO...

Here a CV -- Curriculum Vitæ -- is only used by real professionals like engineers and not as a résumé for any dick with a college degree. And while DuckDuckGo claims "CV" is Brit vernacular, I find it hard to believe that someone applying for a job at e.g. a UK McDonald's calls their application's covering letter a "CV".

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 03:27 PM (krqg6)

352 I guess my standards for slutty are a lot different than some...

I'm not prepared to entirely concede that slutty is an awful quality. But I also cannot count to 1 in real life.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 03:27 PM (ppBhU)

353 also the commenter in question did not post a racial or ethnic slur, he just got a little heated and over-assertive I guess

Posted by: kallisto asks hersef, at September 08, 2023 03:28 PM (dCxaZ)

354 Pelosi '24
It's Hammer Time!

Posted by: spindrift at September 08, 2023 03:28 PM (EGPRf)

355 Pelosi, 83, is running for re-election in 2024 because "Now more than ever our City needs us to advance San Francisco values." Or she is thinking that Trump is going to win the presidency, the D's will take back the house, she will be anointed Speaker of the House and she needs to get busy getting the impeachment band back together.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 08, 2023 03:28 PM (+shHP)

356 Recta?? Muldoon barely hit them!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 03:28 PM (krqg6)

357 >>She still has a lot of work to do for San Francisco.

Coppertone built a brand around it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2023 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)

358
6 Sigma!

KPIs!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

OBE
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2023 03:27 PM (BdMk6)

SOP
EBIT

DOA

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

359 Servant leadership!

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 08, 2023 03:29 PM (nIRE6)

360 also the commenter in question did not post a racial or ethnic slur, he just got a little heated and over-assertive I guess

He quoted Queensryche lyrics, didn't he?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 03:29 PM (xTRSc)

361 In closing, I must please caution the jury to not disseminate Disinformation about esteemed Moron REDACTED

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2023 03:29 PM (dCxaZ)

362 There's a new thread but it was apparently written by Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2023 03:30 PM (I/Qkd)

363 NOOD Biden's Approval Rating

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 08, 2023 03:30 PM (qPw5n)

364 355 Pelosi, 83, is running for re-election in 2024 because "Now more than ever our City needs us to advance San Francisco values."

oh? is she planning to poop on the sidewalks around the capitol?

Posted by: anachronda at September 08, 2023 03:30 PM (oY6Yp)

365 My bad. She's not slutty. That's just an homage to Gypsy Rose Lee.

Posted by: creeper at September 08, 2023 03:30 PM (cTCuP)

366 Oooooh. Stupid business jargon. You guys with 6 Sigma training hit a lot already. My own personal fav was Line of Balance.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 08, 2023 03:30 PM (sjdRT)

367 Now it's there.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2023 03:30 PM (I/Qkd)

368 also the commenter in question did not post a racial or ethnic slur, he just got a little heated and over-assertive I guess
Posted by: kallisto asks hersef, at September 08, 2023 03:28 PM (dCxaZ)

REDACTED? No way.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

369 6 Sigma!
KPIs!
OBE
SOP
EBIT

DOA
_______

WAP

Posted by: Cardi B at September 08, 2023 03:30 PM (lf83v)

370 what information??

DIS information!!

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2023 03:31 PM (dCxaZ)

371 Someone posted a side by side of Paul Pelosi's hammerman and Nancy Pelosi's cameraman.

I can't say they're the same person, but I can see where that might come from:

https://tinyurl.com/ftv574z5

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 08, 2023 03:31 PM (Bd6X8)

372 Pelosi is serving in congress now.
I fully expect the D's to take over the house in '24.
The GOP majority is too few and easily targeted by the usual fraud.
Then all these nasty investigations end.
Wait, no we get new ones directed at the GOP.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 03:31 PM (MeG8a)

373 What kind of resume do you need to send in your partially covered boob shots to an internet site? I guess you have to be reasonally attractive and young and at least partially show your boobs. I don't think "Skilled narcissist" is actually a literal CV item.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

A&E has a four part documentary on Bob Guccione and Penthouse. (I'm not sure if it was art or entertainment.) One "model" explained. You get an agent. He gets a photographer. He takes photos. Agent sends them in and the magic happens.

The series is very good. A case in point of narcissism leading to bad endings with a little dysfunctional family thrown in.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2023 03:31 PM (FVME7)

374 351 Another lie IMHO...

Here a CV -- Curriculum Vitæ -- is only used by real professionals like engineers and not as a résumé for any dick with a college degree. And while DuckDuckGo claims "CV" is Brit vernacular, I find it hard to believe that someone applying for a job at e.g. a UK McDonald's calls their application's covering letter a "CV".
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 03:27 PM (krqg6)

They'd say "work history"?

Posted by: m at September 08, 2023 03:31 PM (x5hic)

375 > Salem used to smoke witches.

Incorrect. They were hanged.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 03:31 PM (0N1h0)

376 nood

Posted by: m at September 08, 2023 03:32 PM (x5hic)

377 So its slutty for her to show that she's got some sense of modesty?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 03:25 PM

I assume a tan line shows a very clear distinction between between what is normally covered and what is normally covered? Maybe like showing off panties? You're not actually showing off anything sexual, and yet, it's normally hidden, so it seems scandalous? Revealing something otherwise private?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 08, 2023 03:33 PM (JCZqz)

378 354 Pelosi '24
It's Hammer Time!
Posted by: spindrift
---------

She represents the CA ideal splendidly.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2023 03:33 PM (ziH0B)

379 Thank you, m.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 03:33 PM (krqg6)

380 Rectum would be a neuter noun, so that anyone can use it regardless of sexual orientation!
(plural -um -> -a)

The Romans were so WOKE!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 08, 2023 03:34 PM (MDua2)

381 Pelosi, 83, is running for re-election in 2024 because "Now more than ever our City needs us to advance San Francisco values." Or she is thinking that Trump is going to win the presidency, the D's will take back the house, she will be anointed Speaker of the House and she needs to get busy getting the impeachment band back together.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 08, 2023 03:28 PM (+shHP)

I hope I'm very wrong on this, but I think the 2024 election is going to be a disaster in which this country won't be able to recover.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2023 03:34 PM (BdMk6)

382

All that matters is how much they can lie.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at September 08, 2023 03:37 PM (f5kzb)

383 ex recto, I think.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2023 03:23 PM

ex cathedra

Posted by: Frankie at September 08, 2023 03:40 PM (a3Q+t)

384 "I assume a tan line shows a very clear distinction between between what is normally covered and what is normally covered? Maybe like showing off panties? You're not actually showing off anything sexual, and yet, it's normally hidden, so it seems scandalous? Revealing something otherwise private?"

Oh, yeah? So flashing her thong at Clinton in the WH was Monica totally not "showing off anything sexual"? Guess it was all a big misunderstanding. Heh

Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2023 03:54 PM (dS5zT)

385 "She reportedly applied to Coda Story saying that she had worked alongside Sarah Rainsford, a BBC foreign correspondent, for the broadcaster's coverage of the 2018 World Cup in Russia. "

that's a prestige spot that gets you hired?

DUDE! I'm from Chicago, I've seen at least one game of every Chicago team in a season in which they won the Championship. I saw the Bears in '84 when I was a child. I saw the the bulls a bunch of times, and I hate basketball, several times. I Saw 2 games of the 2004 Sox, I was FORCED, and I mean forced, to see a cubs game in 2016. I have seen SEVERAL Blackhawks games over the years I can't track the times, because my brother got tickets through his work. Does that qualify me for a job? No, it doesn't even qualify me as a fan.

And then this twat, said This.

"I've only bumped into Sarah whilst she's working and chatted to her at various points, but nothing more. Everything else on my CV is entirely true," she emailed.

WHO THE FUCK! other than a failed MFA uses "Whilst" in a presumed professional correspondence?

I've done it, but I'm a drunk smartass, who writes about breaking bitches and longbows.

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The BBC's "Disinformation" Reporter, Whose Rulings on What Is and Is Not a Lie Will Cause Social Media Comapnies to Censor and Suppress Speech, Lied on Her Professional Resume