Biden Junta Considering Forcing Illegal Aliens to Remain in Texas

Biden Junta Considering Forcing Illegal Aliens to Remain in Texas

Trump's policy: Remain in Mexico

The Biden administration is considering forcing migrants who cross into the United States illegally to remain in Texas while they wait out their asylum screening.
Administration officials cite the proposed plan as a way to curb the flow of illegal immigrants at the southern border, The Los Angeles Times reported, citing three U.S. officials not authorized to discuss the matter.
The plan would force migrants to remain in Texas, or possibly other border states by tracking their location through GPS monitoring devices, such as ankle bracelets, the officials told the Times.
The migrants would undergo an asylum screening to determine whether they can remain in the U.S. Officials have discussed working with local groups to provide housing for the migrants.

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"Texas has bused over 35,000 migrants to self-declared sanctuary cities," [Governor Abbot] wrote Tuesday on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter. "Over 11,300 to D.C., over 13,300 to NYC, over 6,700 to Chicago, over 2,600 to Philadelphia, over 1,000 to Denver, over 480 to LA.

This must be illegal and unconstitutional. If it's not, then the first Republican to take office enforces the opposite policy: All illegals must reside in blue states and cities.

It's incredible that this is even being considered -- and apparently he thinks he can use his Tyrant Prerogative to impose this illegal mandate without any congressional authorization whatsoever.

Maybe Texas should hire Biden's crackhead bagman get as a "consultant" for $83,333 per month.

Then maybe Biden will afford Texas special favors.

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

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1 1

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 12:17 PM (XJYW2)

2 First?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 08, 2023 12:17 PM (V7A0I)

3 Drat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 08, 2023 12:18 PM (V7A0I)

4 Grey overspill on the comments.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 08, 2023 12:18 PM (qPw5n)

5 Gray...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 08, 2023 12:18 PM (k6uu5)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Where they want them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 12:18 PM (zZu0s)

8 We're greys, man. Were grays.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Won't you turn your Red state blue?

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 12:18 PM (XJYW2)

10 This would finally be a right that the Biden administration doesn't want illegals to have that Americans do: the right to pass between states without checks.

I do look forward to the administration attempting to set up border patrol stations between Texas and Louisiana, though.

Should be entertaining.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

11 Great news everyone , Nancy Pelosi is running for re-election

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 08, 2023 12:18 PM (V7A0I)

12 Note to self: make no gray boxes joke as all too soon they will disappear.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at September 08, 2023 12:18 PM (9a6SN)

13 Joe Biden.

He hates EVERYTHING about a free and sovereign America.

Everything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Hi Ace.
End of a boring week. Appropriately in grey.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 08, 2023 12:18 PM (t/2Uw)

15 So a wall around Texas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2023 12:19 PM (kD8JT)

16 I am a professional at this around here

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 12:19 PM (XJYW2)

17 Maybe we should build a wall....right through the middle of Texarkana, and City Hall, and then all the way to New Mexico. Be a couple hundred miles long, but I think we can do it.

Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre's Brain at September 08, 2023 12:19 PM (qNHJP)

18 Similar to the end of the last thread discussing drugs...the Feds won't punish illegal immigrants that leave Texas on their own, but they'll HAMMER the states that move them to Blue States and areas that don't want them (despite their campaign promises to the contrary).

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 08, 2023 12:19 PM (JCZqz)

19 "on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter."

I wonder for how long that will be the style guide name for "X."

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 08, 2023 12:19 PM (MvF+J)

20 It's incredible that this is even being considered -- and apparently he thinks he can use his Tyrant Prerogative to impose this illegal mandate without any congressional authorization whatsoever.
Posted by: Ace at 01:17 PM

You have said yourself ace that they could execute Trump on live TV and no one would lift a finger.

So. Who will stop him?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 12:20 PM (zZu0s)

21 Great news everyone , Nancy Pelosi is running for re-election
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 08, 2023 12:18 PM (V7A0I)

Best nursing home on the planet, the capitol.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

22 100 Quatloos says if this gets enacted, Biden will still continue flying illegals all over the country to embed them in every community. The "remain in Texas" policy will only apply to the states.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 12:20 PM (0N1h0)

23 The plan would force migrants to remain in Texas, or possibly other border states by tracking their location through GPS monitoring devices, such as ankle bracelets, the officials told the Times.

--

Wait...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 08, 2023 12:20 PM (CU4Di)

24 Biden's trial balloon on illegal alien shelter in place falls flat.

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2023 12:21 PM (gmo/4)

25 So a wall around Texas?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2023 12:19 PM (kD8JT)

I'll settle for a wall at the southern border. We'll handle the rest.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

26 I f'n despise the Biden administration.
Don't Mess With Texas!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2023 12:21 PM (NpAcC)

27 Texas Rangers' new equipment - ankle bracelet clippers.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at September 08, 2023 12:21 PM (9a6SN)

28 Sounds good .

Bus them to Austin and Houston.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2023 12:21 PM (Gf3mx)

29 Drag Queen Arrested On Child Porn Charges Hires Fellow Performer As Kindergarten Classroom Assistant

I'm shocked, shocked! It's almost like the majority of these "performers" are really just looking for excuses to get close to young children.

https://tinyurl.com/y9v4aykd

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2023 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

30 I don't think it would be illegal, but it would depend on how it was phrased.

Let's say they make a new rule: "All apprehended aliens must remain within 50 miles of the port of entry or other location where they were apprehended until they appear before an immigration judge" or something like that.

Judges do that all the time in criminal cases where someone is out on bail.

Of course, we all know what is REALLY going on here. But I think a court would uphold that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 08, 2023 12:21 PM (mj0Qp)

31 I don't see how it can be constitutional? If I was Texas I'd keep the buoys up and tell Pudding Pants to GFY and ship them to Rehoboth. All of them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 08, 2023 12:21 PM (GwxCX)

32 Would this cause Texas to secede? The GOPe will send harshly worded letters, but an action like this by the Feds is basically a declaration of war on one state

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 08, 2023 12:21 PM (V7A0I)

33 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 08, 2023 12:21 PM (T4tVD)

34
I wanna see who gets the contract for 22 million ankle bracelets. Wuhan Noodle Factory?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2023 12:22 PM (enJYY)

35 So, if I have this right, the Democrats want to declare Texas a Federal penitentiary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 12:22 PM (Xh7X1)

36
I wonder for how long that will be the style guide name for "X."
Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 08, 2023 12:19 PM (MvF+J)

Remember when Prince changed his name to a symbol?

It never ended......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

37 Ankle bracelets work so well with career criminals.

Its how they find Joey sometimes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2023 12:22 PM (kD8JT)

38 So they will have ICE round up any ankle monitor wearing aliens who stray over the border?

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 08, 2023 12:22 PM (vivhj)

39 30 Let's say they make a new rule: "All apprehended aliens must remain within 50 miles of the port of entry or other location where they were apprehended until they appear before an immigration judge" or something like that.

Judges do that all the time in criminal cases where someone is out on bail.

Of course, we all know what is REALLY going on here. But I think a court would uphold that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 08, 2023 12:21 PM (mj0Qp)

========

Except that the feds would still be moving them around without knowledge of local governments anyway, putting them on planes for Lincoln, Nebraska.

They need a monopoly on where they go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

40 In the spirit of international cooperation, North Korea is proud to announce the launch of "US Navy Target Number One", our new boat.

https://shorturl.at/ixBF5

Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at September 08, 2023 12:23 PM (qNHJP)

41 Would this cause Texas to secede? The GOPe will send harshly worded letters, but an action like this by the Feds is basically a declaration of war on one state
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 08, 2023 12:21 PM (V7A0I)

They'll just impeach anyone in an official position that brings it up as a possibility .

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

42 We used to kid that the democrat party's policy regarding criminal invading illegals was to stay in the border states where they belong.

Once again absurd conspiracy theories come true.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2023 12:23 PM (17s+e)

43 Abbot can just remove the GPS devices. What are the feds going to do about it? Keep busing them to blue states.

Posted by: Dantes at September 08, 2023 12:23 PM (fVKtH)

44 So the one and only border Biden will enforce is between TX and LA, AR, OK and NM?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 08, 2023 12:23 PM (7IkXq)

45 I don't see how it can be constitutional?
Posted by: Minnfidel
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Bwahahahah. As though that matters.

Posted by: The Junta at September 08, 2023 12:23 PM (q42YH)

46 It is what the GOP wants.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:23 PM (t3/qz)

47 Texas may again need to secede from their government

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 12:23 PM (XJYW2)

48 Somehow Florida is okay, but New York is not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 08, 2023 12:24 PM (CU4Di)

49 Couldn't be any more blatant. Fuck them, keep the buses rolling.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2023 12:24 PM (fZEM+)

50 The Feds do not have the constitutional power to enforce that.

hahahahahahaha.

What am I thinking? Sorry, went a little nuts folks.

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2023 12:24 PM (gmo/4)

51 Migrants? Is there any word left that the propagandists haven’t successfully used in faction building and manipulation? Migrants? Fuck that shit. They are INVADERS.

Posted by: That guy who says Yay! A Nephilim Thread! at September 08, 2023 12:24 PM (20Wxi)

52 Drag Queen Arrested On Child Porn Charges Hires Fellow Performer As Kindergarten Classroom Assistant

What is missing from the headlines?

That parents will keep sending their kids to the school.

Why is that?

Because parents don't actually love their own kids. They just want someone to watch and feed their little bastard children that they hate.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2023 12:24 PM (Gf3mx)

53 F*ck Joe Biden.

It can't be said enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Well, they are obviously going to do it, it's needs to be fast tracked to SCOUTS were there is at least a 50/50 shot of the correct decision being rendered but if SCOTUS loves nothing more it's rubber stamping federal pre-emption/police power.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2023 12:24 PM (rc3Z7)

55 A year or so ago, I predicted that the hot war would start in Texas, triggered by the border . The dominoes seem to be lining up that way.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at September 08, 2023 12:24 PM (C9hia)

56 The Biden administration is considering forcing migrants who cross into the United States illegally to remain in Texas while they wait out their asylum screening.

But cities and states that have called themselves "Sanctuary" to illegals must really WANT those people, right? I mean, they must've been serious, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 12:24 PM (ynpvh)

57 Except that the feds would still be moving them around without knowledge of local governments anyway, putting them on planes for Lincoln, Nebraska.

They need a monopoly on where they go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

I'm just saying that a rule of that sort could likely be drafted without congressional input, and would likely be upheld by the courts.

If a Republican tried that it would not work though, obviously. Judges would read deeper in to the "intent" of the law, as they did constantly with Trump. "Well, when you were campaigning you called Mexicans rapists, so CLEARLY this law meant [x,y,z] and is unconstitutional"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 08, 2023 12:24 PM (mj0Qp)

58 So, they're going to have checkpoints at the Texas border to search vehicles?

Most of the "migrants" are getting to New York and other big cities with their own resources - it's not because red states governors are bussing them.

After all, look at the panoply of benefits a "migrant" can get if they get to New York or Chicago.

You're not going to enforce this without draconian physical controls on movement.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)

59 Hate the media more. Dislike won't cut it.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 08, 2023 12:25 PM (Z8Yh2)

60 In the spirit of international cooperation, North Korea is proud to announce the launch of "US Navy Target Number One", our new boat.

https://shorturl.at/ixBF5
Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at September 08, 2023 12:23 PM

We Sink Yu

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 08, 2023 12:25 PM (GwxCX)

61 The Great Sovereign nation of Texas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2023 12:25 PM (kD8JT)

62 Put them all in Globe Life Field; after being forced to watch the Rangers bullpen hold a lead (and fail), they’ll flee back to Mexico

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 08, 2023 12:25 PM (RLWeF)

63 Does Texas have the balls to say... nah? Doubt it. But there does come a time when a man must be tempted to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.

Or not.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2023 12:26 PM (Q4IgG)

64 Governor Greg Abbot won't stand for this.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at September 08, 2023 12:26 PM (TE4fF)

65 OT: Just got a spam email whose title was, "Never Go to Bed Without Protection".

What, should I wear a condom to bed?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

66 The hysteria is starting again.

Kid coughs in another kids face at school. Kid calls mom, mom rushes him to the ER for covid testing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:26 PM (t3/qz)

67 58 You're not going to enforce this without draconian physical controls on movement.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)

=========

*puts on conspiracy hat that I resist putting on most of the time*

It's an attempt to get conservatives to sign onto massive physical tracking on a huge scale as a preparatory move towards tracking all Americans the same way.

*removes conspiracy hat, didn't like the feeling, vows not to put it on again for another few years*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

68 supreme court: unconstitutional
hawaiian judge: overruled

isn't that what happened with trump's travel ban in like 2017? federal judge says trump can't do that, sup court says yes he can, another fed judge says no he can't, sup ct says yes he can... and round and round

anyway, experts have said the sup ct no longer has legitimacy.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 08, 2023 12:26 PM (B1FKF)

69 After all, look at the panoply of benefits a "migrant" can get if they get to New York or Chicago.

You're not going to enforce this without draconian physical controls on movement.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)

GPS ankle monitors.

Which of course they will just cut off before they disappear.

Because they will have given a fake name to Border Patrol.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 08, 2023 12:26 PM (mj0Qp)

70
[recalls Edwin Moore]

Edwin Ward Moore (July 15, 1810 – October 5, 1865), was an American naval officer who also served as commander-in-chief of the Navy of the Republic of Texas

His ghost may become restless.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 12:27 PM (q42YH)

71 Governor Greg Abbot won't stand for this.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken

*slow clap*

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 08, 2023 12:27 PM (PpuJE)

72 It's just lawless enough to work!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 12:27 PM (xcxpd)

73 I wanna do that, fat, because that's where all the remain lettuce is and they can pick it and not get the free $2,220/month I've been giving them!

Posted by: joey biden at September 08, 2023 12:27 PM (krqg6)

74 OT: Just got a spam email whose title was, "Never Go to Bed Without Protection".

What, should I wear a condom to bed?

......

An N95 surgical mask.

COVID never sleeps.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2023 12:27 PM (Gf3mx)

75

"Submarine No. 841 - named Hero Kim Kun Ok"

Okay, I guess.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 12:27 PM (ynpvh)

76 in case you were wondering if our immigration policy was intended to destroy the USA ...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 08, 2023 12:27 PM (AcWfM)

77 Step 1: Reject ALL "Federal" dollars coming into Texas, except for the Feds own installations, such as military bases.

But, no more Highway Money or other Federal Aid. ESPECIALLY to any law enforcement agencies. Be it a three officer Bugscuffle department, all the way to the Texas Department of Public Safety, itself.

Then, bar the Federal Gubbmint from operating any Federal Law Enforcement within the State, other than ON those same military bases or WITHIN the confines of a purely Federal owned building. No, leasing "space" in an office tower won't cut it. It's either Fed property in whole, or it's not.

Declare than any River or Waterway that does not include Port Facilities is no longer considered a Navigable Waterway, and thus NOT subject to Federal Laws.

Every State should shove as much of the .Fedgov OUT of their boundaries as might be possible.

/fevereddreams

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (e6UQI)

78
*imagines redux of The Alamo*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (q42YH)

79 In the spirit of international cooperation, North Korea is proud to announce the launch of "US Navy Target Number One", our new boat.

https://shorturl.at/ixBF5
Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at September 08, 2023 12:23 PM

I will actually raise a toast in congratulations if that bitch stays below water at 5,000 ft for a week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

80 The Civil War settled the secededing thing.

It won't be allowed.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (Z8Yh2)

81 >>>Let's say they make a new rule: "All apprehended aliens must remain within 50 miles of the port of entry or other location where they were apprehended until they appear before an immigration judge" or something like that.

maybe. OTOH Biden can't do anything like this without congress.

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (KRtlO)

82 Every State should shove as much of the .Fedgov OUT of their boundaries as might be possible.

this is literally the only way out for the USA without a hot war

so, let's hope I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (AcWfM)

83

The constitution is a scrap of paper to these people, especially the judges.

That being said, I welcome the opportunity to discuss all of this while under incarceration with you.

Posted by: Auspex at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (j4U/Z)

84 More and more they are punishing the states that dare vote Republican.

You'd think those states would get the hint?

They need to start daring the feds to take action against them-- the whole of the fed power rests on the illusion of power, it's that the states go along more than anything

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (7IkXq)

85 A serious Governor ignores this proposal. Abbott will obey. Because obedience to authority is baked into the Republican ethos.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 12:29 PM (LqSxR)

86 81 maybe. OTOH Biden can't do anything like this without congress.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (KRtlO)

==========

*cracks knuckles*
-The DC Circuit Court of Appeals

"Well, there's no conflict at the lower court levels, so we won't pick it up."
-SCOTUS

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

87 > The plan would force migrants to remain in Texas, or possibly other border states by tracking their location through GPS monitoring devices, such as ankle bracelets, the officials told the Times.

Are these going to be special ankle monitors, or are they the ones we have now that any second grader can remove by following online tutorials?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 12:29 PM (0N1h0)

88 OT: Just got a spam email whose title was, "Never Go to Bed Without Protection".

What, should I wear a condom to bed?

......

An N95 surgical mask.

COVID never sleeps.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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1911 under the pillow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 12:29 PM (vrkNi)

89 Speaking of subs, did Beijing really lose a nuclear sub in the Taiwan Strait?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2023 12:29 PM (kD8JT)

90 No, do not send them to any “blue city”.

DEPORT THEM.

ARE WE A SERIOUS COUNTRY OR NOT???

(Don’t answer that.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 08, 2023 12:30 PM (/rc6S)

91 79 In the spirit of international cooperation, North Korea is proud to announce the launch of "US Navy Target Number One", our new boat.

https://shorturl.at/ixBF5
Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at September 08, 2023 12:23 PM

I will actually raise a toast in congratulations if that bitch stays below water at 5,000 ft for a week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh, it'll be able to do that...forever.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

92 Put them all in Globe Life Field; after being forced to watch the Rangers bullpen hold a lead (and fail), they’ll flee back to Mexico
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 08, 2023 12:25 PM (RLWeF)

Yeah.....what a failure they are.

10 game lead, now they're 3 games back after Amber Heard'ing against the Astros.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

93 If this happens Abbott should simply ignore it and continue busing.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at September 08, 2023 12:30 PM (D5dll)

94 Court has already put a stay on the removal of the buoys. There will be litigation against the canceling of the oiol and gas leases in Alaska. The Trump case in Georgia will be moved to Federal court and delayed.
all this sh...stuff goingon will be delayed in the hopes that there will actually be an election next year that gets these people out of office. If the Dems are reelected, our country is gone. Look what they have been ablet o do in just 3 short years with only the Presidency and the senate. there are no limits to their evil intentions. they just want us all dead.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 08, 2023 12:30 PM (t/2Uw)

95 Tyranny. No matter who is in current charge, is the problem.

Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:30 PM (PCK5/)

96 Cold Civil War, getting a bit warmer
Sovereign states are going to have to grow up and act like sovereigns

Posted by: Ex GOP at September 08, 2023 12:30 PM (BoU3g)

97 40 In the spirit of international cooperation, North Korea is proud to announce the launch of "US Navy Target Number One", our new boat.

https://shorturl.at/ixBF5
Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at

And what did you name it, the Hun Lee?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 08, 2023 12:30 PM (rNNFk)

98 It's an attempt to get conservatives to sign onto massive physical tracking on a huge scale as a preparatory move towards tracking all Americans the same way.

*removes conspiracy hat, didn't like the feeling, vows not to put it on again for another few years*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

Honestly, we all already have the equivalent of tracking ankle bracelets. At least those of us that have mobile phones…. I’d guess that percentage is 99%+ of us…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 08, 2023 12:30 PM (RLWeF)

99 So, what is La Raza saying about this? They happy that the Biden administration is talking about treating all "migrants" like criminals and tracking their movements?

Or, are they just happy to provide the line for political ads that Biden is the real border enforcer?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

100
Oh, it'll be able to do that...forever.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

I should've added 'with a live crew.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

101 81 >>>Let's say they make a new rule: "All apprehended aliens must remain within 50 miles of the port of entry or other location where they were apprehended until they appear before an immigration judge" or something like that.

maybe. OTOH Biden can't do anything like this without congress.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (KRtlO)

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No doubt our intrepid congressional band of geezers and midwits will stand strong against the usurpation of their powers!

Posted by: Just Lily at September 08, 2023 12:31 PM (vivhj)

102 @68

>>anyway, experts have said the sup ct no longer has legitimacy.

Well, it depends on the decision...

SCOTUS declares Fake Gay Marriage a right, instantaneous, uniform compliance is demanded under penalty of law.

SCOTUS says the Right To Keep and Bear arms is a personal right enshrined in the Constitution, leftists states drag their feet for years to get into something approaching compliance but not really, and some states are still not in compliance, and nothing really has happened to them expect pointless litigation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2023 12:31 PM (rc3Z7)

103 93 If this happens Abbott should simply ignore it and continue busing.

no he should deport them

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 08, 2023 12:31 PM (AcWfM)

104 Texas should not comply and ignore altogether , just like Illinois is ignoring Every law and ruling regarding bans on firearms. They just enacted another one, Supreme court and the constitution be damned! What's good for the goose...,

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2023 12:31 PM (F1vmP)

105 So, what is La Raza saying about this? They happy that the Biden administration is talking about treating all "migrants" like criminals and tracking their movements?

Or, are they just happy to provide the line for political ads that Biden is the real border enforcer?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, will prevent the illegals from cutting the f*cking monitor off and roaming freely wherever they want.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

106 Greg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX

Biden considers forcing migrant families to remain in Texas.

This scam was tried years ago & was shot down by a judge.

We will send Biden the same swift justice.

And, we will add even more buses of migrants to Washington D.C.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2023 12:31 PM (NpAcC)

107 102 SCOTUS declares Fake Gay Marriage a right, instantaneous, uniform compliance is demanded under penalty of law.

SCOTUS says the Right To Keep and Bear arms is a personal right enshrined in the Constitution, leftists states drag their feet for years to get into something approaching compliance but not really, and some states are still not in compliance, and nothing really has happened to them expect pointless litigation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2023 12:31 PM (rc3Z7)

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Honestly, that says more about the GOP than about SCOTUS.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

108 23 The plan would force migrants to remain in Texas, or possibly other border states by tracking their location through GPS monitoring devices, such as ankle bracelets, the officials told the Times.

--

Wait...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 08, 2023 12:20 PM (CU4Di)

Why do I think this is a trial run on individual monitoring that they want to impose with their 15 minute cities...

Posted by: Moki at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (JrN/x)

109 Hun Lee?

Bravo

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (kD8JT)

110 Just getting to the Shivanthi Sathanandan story...totally fake. Either more gun control or she's riding the wrong pole...it's faked.

Source: That picture looks worse than B-movie makeup effort. Simply look up any picture where the victim was carjacked.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (g76W1)

111 The plan would force migrants to remain in Texas, or possibly other border states by tracking their location through GPS monitoring devices, such as ankle bracelets, the officials told the Times.

i suspect some of those dozens of biden shell companies may be manufacturers of gps monitoring devices

Posted by: anachronda at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (oY6Yp)

112
maybe. OTOH Biden can't do anything like this without congress.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (KRtlO)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

You round eye. You funny!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

113 How much you want to bet that this is the camel's nose in the tent to try to do internal border controls on US citizens, who definitionally (according to progs) have fewer rights than foreign invaders.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (ez4Q0)

114 106 We will send Biden the same swift justice.

And, we will add even more buses of migrants to Washington D.C.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2023 12:31 PM (NpAcC)

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It's too bad that Abbott was such a terrible governor regarding covid, or I might have liked him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

115 maybe. OTOH Biden can't do anything like this without congress.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (KRtlO)

Why not? Think about it -- procedurally speaking, aliens are apprehended by Border Patrol at the border.

Border Patrol (a quasi law enforcement agency) brings these people to processing facilities, where they are processed then let go on their own recognizance, with a court summons in their hand telling them they have to show up to court in front of an immigration judge.

This is exact analogous to someone being arrested for a crime.

It doesn't take an act of congress to decide on bail restrictions, the judge does that. They have to follow certain guidelines, and I don't know what the USC says about this, but I suspect it is purposely vague.

So the immigration courts set the guidelines to what I suggested ("50 miles of where you were caught" or whatever)

Then with the Chevron deference, article III really don't have much to say about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (mj0Qp)

116 Paper stocks up today on predictions of many strongly worded letters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (t3/qz)

117 article III courts*

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 08, 2023 12:33 PM (mj0Qp)

118 116 Paper stocks up today on predictions of many strongly worded letters.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (t3/qz)

========

Proving once again that the stock market is a lie.

Those letters are barely even printed. They're just sent electronically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

119 Paper stocks up today on predictions of many strongly worded letters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (t3/qz)

The hearings will be EPIC!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2023 12:33 PM (Gf3mx)

120
Out: Tex-Mex.
In: Mex-Tex.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 08, 2023 12:34 PM (m551O)

121 118 116 Paper stocks up today on predictions of many strongly worded letters.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (t3/qz)

========

Proving once again that the stock market is a lie.

Those letters are barely even printed. They're just sent electronically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

Ah, the good old days, where a letter was copied, and sent, that one copied and sent...until, at the end fo the chain, it was entirely unintelligible.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 12:34 PM (ynpvh)

122 77: top of the list, education money.

I’ve seen the federal money flow into my school district. What is it good for? 1) Jack and 2) shit.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 08, 2023 12:34 PM (/rc6S)

123 The hearings will be EPIC!!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2023 12:33 PM (Gf3mx)

Can't wait to see my congress critter get angry in front of the camera!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 08, 2023 12:34 PM (YwyqV)

124 The constitution is a scrap of paper to these people, especially the judges.
------

Obama- "a charter of negative liberties,", i.e., a bottleneck for the Federal Government. To him, that was a real, fundamental problem.

U.S. News in 2008: " Obama in his interview disparages the Constitution as merely "a charter of negative liberties. It says what the states can't do to you. Says what the federal government can't do to you but doesn't say what the federal government or state government must do on your behalf." He believes—and he's right—that changing this is the way to bring about "redistributive change."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 12:34 PM (4Nep/)

125 The plan would force migrants to remain in Texas, or possibly other border states by tracking their location through GPS monitoring devices, such as ankle bracelets, the officials told the Times.
++++
If they can do this to prevent an influx into their blue capitals, why can't they do it for *everyone* coming across the border to enforce court dates and deportations?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

126 > Kid coughs in another kids face at school. Kid calls mom, mom rushes him to the ER for covid testing.

I saw a masked woman alone in her car this morning.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (0N1h0)

127 Bloomberg, August 30, 2023 - Biden Offers Airports in Atlantic City, on Canadian Border to House NYC Migrants. Letter sent to mayor this week lists 11 proposed sites. State, local officials have been seeking more federal help.

In part, "The Biden administration has some suggestions for where New York City can house some of the 60,000 asylum seekers who recently arrived: a remote facility closer to Montreal than Manhattan, a tax office on Long Island and Atlantic City International Airport."

But...

NJ Spotlight News, 9/7/23: (New Jersey Governor) Murphy says no to immigration relocation.

In part, "His decision to reject the idea of relocating immigrants to the Atlantic City airport was not reached in a vacuum; rather, it recognized the imperative to head off any threat to Democrats retaining their majorities in the Legislature."

South Jersey goes batshit and, for once, King Philip the unaccountable cares.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (GshMh)

128 125 If they can do this to prevent an influx into their blue capitals, why can't they do it for *everyone* coming across the border to enforce court dates and deportations?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

========

Because everyone has a right to come to America, but not everyone has a right to be near their betters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

129 mr president, we just saw on fox news that a poll says haley can beat you.

come on, man, i was the guy back in scranton who told him, look, you saw that comet first, make them name it after you!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (B1FKF)

130 It's Reagan's fault!!!

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 20h
BREAKING: Biden administration considers forcing migrant families who enter the country without authorization to remain in Texas - LA Times

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 19h
UPDATES: https://tinyurl.com/2shw5jps

Biden administration considers forcing migrant families to remain in Texas
The proposal, which recalls President Reagan's efforts to limit asylum-seekers' movements in the late 1980s, is likely to draw fierce opposition from immigrant rights groups and border-state officials...

latimes.com
Sep 7, 2023 · 8:37 PM UTC

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (krqg6)

131 Liberty safes didn't even ask for a warrant. Just handed the code over to the feds.

How many "Former FBI" work for them?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (t3/qz)

132 Give every illegal who enters the country an EV.

They won't get too far. And they're trackable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (Q4IgG)

133

***WATCH AS TED CRUZ OWNS MYORKIS IN JUST 3 MINUTES!!***

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (Gf3mx)

134 Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, will prevent the illegals from cutting the f*cking monitor off and roaming freely wherever they want.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, agreed. They already give fake names to border patrol, they have literally zero incentive to not cut the monitors and disappear. Good luck finding them.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (mj0Qp)

135 OT: Just got a spam email whose title was, "Never Go to Bed Without Protection".

What, should I wear a condom to bed?

Bedside shotgun and NVGs.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (0N1h0)

136 So they give you a phone and it has a GPS tracker on it and you throw it on the nearest passing flatbed truck or freight train.
Genuis!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (MeG8a)

137 It's incredible that this is even being considered -- and apparently he thinks he can use his Tyrant Prerogative to impose this illegal mandate without any congressional authorization whatsoever.
++++
His people probably think they can get away with it. If that's what they think, they're right.

The other possibility is that they can't and they know it - it's probably illegal and it's certainly too expensive - but they want to make a small but loud move like this to try to get the red states to stop sending their small numbers of migrants to the blue cities, but more importantly to act as chiller on migrants going to those places of their own accord.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:36 PM (t0OGg)

138 Biden's crackhead bagman

Hunter or Obama?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2023 12:36 PM (FD5dr)

139 131 Liberty safes didn't even ask for a warrant. Just handed the code over to the feds.

How many "Former FBI" work for them?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (t3/qz)

Just a bunch of ham 'n eggers, man. Cut 'em some slack.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 08, 2023 12:36 PM (YwyqV)

140 Biden's Handlers™ need those blue city/state votes to stay on the reservation

Abbot & DeSantis Bus Lines Inc threatens that

sounds like the smackdown is coming

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 12:36 PM (geLO8)

141 "Illinois’ Democratic Gov. J.B. Pritzker signed legislation that enacts an extensive ban on firearms as well as high-capacity magazines in the state.

The new law caps the sale of high-capacity ammunition magazines, bans “switches” that allow handguns to fire rounds automatically..."

Blah, blah, blah.,,

U the picture ...

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2023 12:36 PM (F1vmP)

142 108 23 The plan would force migrants to remain in Texas, or possibly other border states by tracking their location through GPS monitoring devices, such as ankle bracelets, the officials told the Times.

The Times is VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY UPSET at the inhumane demand that people enter the country through a port of entry, and that they MUST present a PASSPORT to a CBP official.

Anyone who uses “migrant” to describe illegal aliens feels that way.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 08, 2023 12:36 PM (/rc6S)

143 *u get the picture

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2023 12:37 PM (F1vmP)

144 As has been mentioned, but worth mentioning again, the states will have to provide the pushback.. it will never come from DC. Never. They are the problem.

Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:37 PM (PCK5/)

145 I keep hoping a 6yr old girl beats Joey with a popsicle stick.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2023 12:37 PM (kD8JT)

146 Paper stocks up today on predictions of many strongly worded letters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (t3/qz)

The hearings will be EPIC!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2023 12:33 PM (Gf3mx)

--------------

The rolling-up of sleeves will be enough to make even the most heterosexual of men *swoon* ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 08, 2023 12:37 PM (UVHou)

147 Look, if laws like 'you can't cross the border' are being ignored, I see no reason why every other law can't also be ignored.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 12:37 PM (xcxpd)

148 Liberty safes didn't even ask for a warrant. Just handed the code over to the feds.

How many "Former FBI" work for them?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (t3/qz)

But they've changed their policy!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

149 Liberty safes didn't even ask for a warrant. Just handed the code over to the feds.

How many "Former FBI" work for them?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (t3/qz)
++++
Probably some.

The correct thing for Liberty Safe to have done is to demand a subpoena. There is no cause for a warrant, since the company is a third party. When the cops need something from a third party during an investigation, that is what a subpoena is for. Liberty Safe should have demanded one, but didn't bother. I can even get that, sort of. A subpoena *will* be produced, and all you'll do is get a reputation for being "not a team player" and the revenuers will come make your life hell. It would still have been the right play, and the play they should have made.

The bigger issue by far is that they have a back door. What they're selling is not a security product.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:38 PM (t0OGg)

150 South Jersey goes batshit and, for once, King Philip the unaccountable cares.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (GshMh)

Mayor Adams should pull a Rudy Giuliani and tell the aliens they have two choices:
1) be arrested for vagrancy
or
2) take this bus ticket to Hoboken, and leave.

Worked for the homeless problem in the '90s.

At least for NYC. Hoboken wasn't pleased.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 08, 2023 12:38 PM (mj0Qp)

151 137 It's incredible that this is even being considered -- and apparently he thinks he can use his Tyrant Prerogative to impose this illegal mandate without any congressional authorization whatsoever.
++++
His people probably think they can get away with it. If that's what they think, they're right.

The other possibility is that they can't and they know it - it's probably illegal and it's certainly too expensive - but they want to make a small but loud move like this to try to get the red states to stop sending their small numbers of migrants to the blue cities, but more importantly to act as chiller on migrants going to those places of their own accord.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:36 PM (t0OGg)
__________

I don't disagree, buuuuuuut . . . (1) they will find a corrupt, retarded judge to bless this outrage and (2) the staggering expense is a feature, not a bug, because it will be paid to Democrap donors. Winners all around.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2023 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

152 Bigger, harder, faster. Give the liberals everything they say they want.

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2023 12:38 PM (ptElO)

153 Abbott has 2 't's' people.

Just like his useless legs. 2 of them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

154 But they've changed their policy!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

No, they issued a statement.

Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:39 PM (PCK5/)

155 Junta is a very accurate word for what is passing itself off as fed guv.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at September 08, 2023 12:39 PM (gxokI)

156 There was a story i read yesterday that was talking about how with Mexico's new Super Peso (a term they use to try and praise Mexico to say their worthless money is now 18% less shitty and worthless than it was) the author unironically put quotes from Mexicans who said that they are now in a bad position, because they can't retire to their 4 terrace 5 bedroom mansion now for an extra year or two, or one man who said it's horrible because now it'll take him 5 years, instead of 3, to pay off the house he's having built for him.

It's time to stop feeling sorry for these people "just trying to make a better life" no they're milking or system so they can boost their own countries economy. Trump needs to run on getting rid of birthright citizenship, taxing money sent across the boarder, and just general no immigration without visas (and limiting those to countries like India and China that abuse the system) he'd probably double his percentage of the black vote

Posted by: Rbastid at September 08, 2023 12:39 PM (sKp+9)

157 Seems Texas gonna need some extra 'reconstruction'.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2023 12:40 PM (z3WCn)

158
No, they issued a statement.
Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:39 PM (PCK5/)

And the statement said they'll be requiring a warrant going forward.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

159 >>Edwin Ward Moore (July 15, 1810 – October 5, 1865), was an American naval officer who also served as commander-in-chief of the Navy of the Republic of Texas

His ghost may become restless.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 12:27 PM

I live in the county named for Commodore Moore. It's almost as far from the Gulf as you can go and still be in Texas.

Posted by: huerfano at September 08, 2023 12:40 PM (7zEAH)

160 Morning.

Posted by: Robert at September 08, 2023 12:40 PM (0oA+c)

161 >Abbott has 2 't's' people.

Roger. "Abbott."

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 12:40 PM (geLO8)

162 Biden's policy: Remain in Texas.

I look forward to the Biden Wall around Texas. Because THAT'S a border they want!

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2023 12:40 PM (ptElO)

163 @115 that's why the case coming in front of the Supreme Court this fall , which could overturn Chevron, is so important.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 08, 2023 12:40 PM (V7A0I)

164 Liberty safes didn't even ask for a warrant. Just handed the code over to the feds.

How many "Former FBI" work for them?
---------
The original company was bought out by a leftist corporation.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (krqg6)

165 Your next mandated Covid jab will contain a small tracking device ... for your own safety.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (Cus5s)

166 158
No, they issued a statement.
Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:39 PM (PCK5/)

And the statement said they'll be requiring a warrant going forward.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Uh-huh.

Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (PCK5/)

167
Anyone want to buy a FBI approved Liberty Safe?

For sale cheap

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (ZaMhv)

168 Greg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX

Biden considers forcing migrant families to remain in Texas.

This scam was tried years ago & was shot down by a judge.

We will send Biden the same swift justice.

And, we will add even more buses of migrants to Washington D.C.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2023 12:31 PM

GOOD! Send them more now. Dial it up to eleventy Greg.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (GwxCX)

169 Bad news, everybody. The Chicago suburb of Highland Park has cancelled their country club poverty simulation due to widespread pointing and laughing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (FVME7)

170 I don't disagree, buuuuuuut . . . (1) they will find a corrupt, retarded judge to bless this outrage and (2) the staggering expense is a feature, not a bug, because it will be paid to Democrap donors. Winners all around.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2023 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Yup. Lots of graft out there for the picking on this one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (t0OGg)

171 167
Anyone want to buy a FBI approved Liberty Safe?

For sale cheap
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (ZaMhv)

Hard pass

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (xcxpd)

172 159 Coolest county name in Texas is Def Smith County. Texas Ranger.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (0EOe9)

173 It's too bad that Abbott was such a terrible governor regarding covid, or I might have liked him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

Abbott is exactly like Clinton: he will wet his finger and hold it in the air to get a sense of where the political winds are blowing. He is much more concerned about looking good on Fox News than he is doing the actual work of governing.

Take his calls for special sessions. He will call special sessions, because the Legislature meets once every two years, but will do nothing to offer leadership to the Legislature. He makes no effort to call Reps and Sens to get his preferred bills through the process. That’s a big gripe from a lot of the Legislators in Austin.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (/rc6S)

174 The Drive: The U-2 Dragon Lady As You Have Never Seen It Before

https://tinyurl.com/yvja9wpr

This might be sidebar worthy.

Via Stephen Green at Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (0oA+c)

175 166 158
No, they issued a statement.
Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:39 PM (PCK5/)

And the statement said they'll be requiring a warrant going forward.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Uh-huh.
Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (PCK5/)

They promise that they're being super-serious about it!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 08, 2023 12:42 PM (YwyqV)

176 Laws are what the Left says they are, nothing more, nothing less

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 12:42 PM (XJYW2)

177 >>I look forward to the Biden Wall around Texas. Because THAT'S a border they want!

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2023 12:40 PM

Will it keep the Californians out?

Posted by: huerfano at September 08, 2023 12:42 PM (7zEAH)

178 Abbott has two t's

Ok , Abott it is

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 08, 2023 12:42 PM (V7A0I)

179 And, we will add even more buses of migrants to Washington D.C.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2023 12:31 PM

THIS time, park the bus outside OWEBAMA's house.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Bedside shotgun and NVGs.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 12:35 PM (0N1h0)

Upgrade your NVGs to IR, all the cool kids are doing it. Oh, and start working on being good at flying a drone, gonna need it.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 08, 2023 12:42 PM (gLYp7)

181 The Illegal Aliens will be allowed to drink of of your Buffalo Trace.

In Texas.

Posted by: XTC at September 08, 2023 12:42 PM (7VV1E)

182 72 159 Coolest county name in Texas is Def Smith County. Texas Ranger.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2023 12:41 PM (0EOe9)

I live not far from it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 08, 2023 12:42 PM (/rc6S)

183 It's time to stop feeling sorry for these people "just trying to make a better life" no they're milking or system so they can boost their own countries economy. Trump needs to run on getting rid of birthright citizenship, taxing money sent across the boarder, and just general no immigration without visas (and limiting those to countries like India and China that abuse the system) he'd probably double his percentage of the black vote
Posted by: Rbastid at September 08, 2023 12:39 PM (sKp+9)

I've worked with and known a lot of illegals from Mexico & Central America. Mostly good guys.

But yeah, their plan is to work in the US for 10-15 years, maybe get paperwork if possible (marrying a gringa is always a good move), live as cheaply as possible, send back as much money as possible to their parents, then after 10-15 years, retire back home and live a pretty upper middle class lifestyle on the money their parents squirrelled away for them.

Which like -- I get it. I do. They're not bad people, they are responding to the incentives in front of them.

That said, we have to do what is best for us. Which is ... not this.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 08, 2023 12:42 PM (mj0Qp)

184 The Illegal Aliens will be allowed to drink of of your Buffalo Trace.

In Texas.
Posted by: XTC at September 08, 2023 12:42 PM (7VV1E)

Jokes on them. We don't HAVE any Buffalo Trace in Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

185

Attention Governor Abbott:

NULLIFICATION.

And put back the damn Rio Grande River barrier!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 12:43 PM (x0n13)

186 Ah, the good old days, where a letter was copied, and sent, that one copied and sent...until, at the end fo the chain, it was entirely unintelligible.
Posted by: jim

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Now we mostly just do that to our food.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 08, 2023 12:43 PM (CU4Di)

187 Release a bus of these Dreamers just outside Joey's next public event.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2023 12:43 PM (kD8JT)

188 Since they're entering into sovereign territory illegally, could something like the "castle doctrine" allow legal residents to shoot them?

Posted by: m at September 08, 2023 12:43 PM (x5hic)

189
I live in the county named for Commodore Moore. It's almost as far from the Gulf as you can go and still be in Texas.
Posted by: huerfano at September 08, 2023 12:40 PM (7zEAH)

Dumas?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 08, 2023 12:43 PM (/rc6S)

190
And put back the damn Rio Grande River barrier!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 12:43 PM (x0n13)

That never left. Another judge blocked the removal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

191 Hawaiian judge is going to MAKE the illegal aliens vote
DoJ will fill out and submit the ballots to make sure illegal aliens' rights are preserved.

Posted by: torabora at September 08, 2023 12:44 PM (5LoUq)

192 190
And put back the damn Rio Grande River barrier!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 12:43 PM (x0n13)

That never left. Another judge blocked the removal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

YAY!!!

Roy Bean >>>> Tyne E. Bubbles. At least for once.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 12:44 PM (x0n13)

193 >>Abbott is exactly like Clinton: he will wet his finger and hold it in the air to get a sense of where the political winds are blowing.
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The difference being how the finger was wetted.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 08, 2023 12:44 PM (bNf8H)

194 So illegals are already here illegally. I'm unclear on how they could be somewhere extra illegally.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 08, 2023 12:45 PM (CU4Di)

195 189
I live in the county named for Commodore Moore. It's almost as far from the Gulf as you can go and still be in Texas.
Posted by: huerfano at September 08, 2023 12:40 PM (7zEAH)

Dumas?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 08, 2023 12:43 PM (/rc6S)

Staten Island desires to split from NYC/State. Can they join Texas?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 12:45 PM (x0n13)

196 194 So illegals are already here illegally. I'm unclear on how they could be somewhere extra illegally.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 08, 2023 12:45 PM (CU4Di)

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Being an inconvenience to our betters is worse than breaking the nation's laws.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

197 I'm sure before the Biden regime is over citizens (who aren't Democrats, I mean) will be told they have to take in illegal aliens into their home, "But but, they're not troops" they will say. NOTHING the Biden regime does benefits normal Americans.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 12:45 PM (RSbhh)

198 ___
The difference being how the finger was wetted.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 08, 2023 12:44 PM (bNf8H)

Now I want a cigar.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

199 They won't enforce border security with Mexico but they will with Texas. These dumb asses have no qualms about walking up to the abyss and staring into it. I understand the hope for a better outcome. We desire a return to sanity, but I see no substantive evidence for that hope. 2024? The fix is in. Legislate our way out of it? Uniparty. SCOTUS? Ignored when they go against the goals of authority. I think we are edging closer to discovering the answer to the question, will the US Military take up arms against its own citizens?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at September 08, 2023 12:46 PM (C9hia)

200 It all means that sending them to sanctuary poseurs IS WORKING !

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2023 12:46 PM (F1vmP)

201 197 I'm sure before the Biden regime is over citizens (who aren't Democrats, I mean) will be told they have to take in illegal aliens into their home, "But but, they're not troops" they will say. NOTHING the Biden regime does benefits normal Americans.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 12:45 PM (RSbhh)

Fenlon, how goes your candidacy?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 08, 2023 12:46 PM (YwyqV)

202 *puts on conspiracy hat that I resist putting on most of the time*

It's an attempt to get conservatives to sign onto massive physical tracking on a huge scale as a preparatory move towards tracking all Americans the same way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

Any "conservatives" who would be okay with this are already okay with tracking Americans the same way.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2023 12:46 PM (GYIa4)

203 “ taxing money sent across the boarder, and”

Cool. The money will just be sent in cash across the BORDER.

People just plain refuse to learn that there are workarounds for taxation.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 08, 2023 12:47 PM (/rc6S)

204
it's like SpongeBrain ShitPants is writing fund-raising ad copy for the TEXIT peeps

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2023 12:47 PM (ENBF0)

205 I have little doubt that some of the military would take up arms against citizens at this time.

Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:47 PM (PCK5/)

206 Build the dang wall, around Texas.

Posted by: davidt at September 08, 2023 12:48 PM (SYTee)

207 203 Cool. The money will just be sent in cash across the BORDER.

People just plain refuse to learn that there are workarounds for taxation.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 08, 2023 12:47 PM (/rc6S)

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It's my understand that illegals prefer wires because they're much more difficult to steal, which postal workers in Mexico are very prone to do with envelopes of cash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

208 > The Drive: The U-2 Dragon Lady As You Have Never Seen It Before
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Serious over-processing on the photos... but that's Blair Bunting's style. And the photos are badass.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2023 12:48 PM (Q4IgG)

209 If there were any competent Secret Service agents yet employed they should resign. Joe Biden among others should become an arcade attraction and I would welcome it

Posted by: JEM at September 08, 2023 12:48 PM (8erNz)

210 205 I have little doubt that some of the military would take up arms against citizens at this time.
Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:47 PM (PCK5/)

Fewer and fewer officers would refuse to issue said orders.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 12:48 PM (xcxpd)

211 It's my understand that illegals prefer wires because they're much more difficult to steal, which postal workers in Mexico are very prone to do with envelopes of cash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

Now the coyotes can get paid going BOTH ways!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (YwyqV)

212 >That never left. Another judge blocked the removal.

Just put the judges in the ring and let them fight it out
2 falls out of 3, no guns knives or spitting
and no fish-hooking

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (geLO8)

213 This slender redhead in an open shirt and little else likes it when the headline color makes her feel at home:
https://is.gd/6DDf1B

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (t0OGg)

214 Yeah, I can't wait until a Fed shows up at my door telling me I have to take in a guy name Rico who is MS13 and has neck and face tattoos...
That's gonna go over like a fart in a scuba suit.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (MeG8a)

215 210 205 I have little doubt that some of the military would take up arms against citizens at this time.
Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:47 PM (PCK5/)

Fewer and fewer officers would refuse to issue said orders.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 12:48 PM (xcxpd)

I hope that is true.

Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (PCK5/)

216 The bigger issue by far is that they have a back door. What they're selling is not a security product.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Deviant Ollam has a video about it. Him calling th J6ers fascists aside, any electronic lock has a backdoor. You can change the master code, but you have to set it before you change the everyday code. Better option, take out the electric lock and put in a mechanical.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (t3/qz)

217 I think we are edging closer to discovering the answer to the question, will the US Military take up arms against its own citizens?

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Oh goodness yes.

That's part of what Tommy Tuberville is showing as we speak.

The Secretary of the Navy told him he's aiding communism by expecting individuals to have their performance evaluated individually and not as a group. No, seriously.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3c2k5u

It's the entire point of the exercise. They purge and purge and purge until they get the true believers. The "othering" has already started. The MAGA, the Nazis, the insurrectionists, the anti-vaxxers, the people killing grandma by refusing to wear the mask of compliance, etc.

It will be trivially easy to get the military to fire on Americans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 08, 2023 12:50 PM (CU4Di)

218 https://is.gd/6DDf1B
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (t0OGg)

Woof....that's an eyebrow, now.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

219 I have little doubt that some of the military would take up arms against citizens at this time.
Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:47 PM (PCK5/)

True. Think logistics tail and the Troubles of Northern Ireland as your blueprint.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 08, 2023 12:50 PM (gLYp7)

220 Obama really really is a peice of crap!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 08, 2023 12:50 PM (ytSiK)

221 205 I have little doubt that some of the military would take up arms against citizens at this time.
Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:47 PM (PCK5/)

But the Thin Blue Line will save us! They took oaths to the Constitution! Heroes!

Posted by: Whargbargle! at September 08, 2023 12:50 PM (fhX0j)

222 213 This slender redhead in an open shirt and little else likes it when the headline color makes her feel at home:
https://is.gd/6DDf1B
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (t0OGg)

========

Head pasted onto overly touched up body.

0/10

Could not bang because not real.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

223 So I guess the phrase "formerly known as Twitter" will have to be typed countless times?

Posted by: Wasted motion at September 08, 2023 12:50 PM (NBVIP)

224 This slender redhead in an open shirt and little else likes it when the headline color makes her feel at home:
https://is.gd/6DDf1B
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (t0OGg)

Damn. Banging body.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 12:51 PM (xcxpd)

225 Trump simply cannot make decent personnel choices.

Todays oddball decision is to appear with Kristi "Pro- Kids Trans" Noem at a rally, and Politico says thy were leaked a hint he might put her on the ticket.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 08, 2023 12:51 PM (1IQZc)

226 197 I'm sure before the Biden regime is over citizens (who aren't Democrats, I mean) will be told they have to take in illegal aliens into their home, "But but, they're not troops" they will say. NOTHING the Biden regime does benefits normal Americans.

it depends on what the meaning of ~~"is"~~ "soldiers" is.

Posted by: anachronda at September 08, 2023 12:51 PM (oY6Yp)

227 Look at it this way...

Texas is the largest bundle of EC votes for the GOP. What if you were to do something which caused the Texas government to act in a way that you could claim was insurrection-y? Then you could ban those votes. Makes the '24 cheat ever so much easier.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2023 12:51 PM (GYIa4)

228
It's my understand that illegals prefer wires because they're much more difficult to steal, which postal workers in Mexico are very prone to do with envelopes of cash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:48 PM

go to the service desk at your local Walmart on the first three days of the month...three out of five transactions are wiring dinero to a Spanish speaking country

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2023 12:51 PM (ENBF0)

229 It's my understand that illegals prefer wires because they're much more difficult to steal, which postal workers in Mexico are very prone to do with envelopes of cash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

What is this, 1985?

They use CashApp, Zelle, and Venmo like the rest of us, lol.

Of course our government could shut this down in two seconds flat if they wanted to.

Shit, my co-worker (a "DREAMer", she came here illegally as a child) sends money to her dad in Mexico regularly via Zelle.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 08, 2023 12:51 PM (mj0Qp)

230 ok just how much money did the GPS ankle monitor manufacture pass to the Biden crime family? And who was the bagman for this one?

Posted by: PaleRider at September 08, 2023 12:51 PM (3cGpq)

231 Now the coyotes can get paid going BOTH ways!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (YwyqV)
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They already do.

That "money sent back home for the family" is going to the cartels. The passage must be paid for, and it's done on credit. Get El Norte and send the cash home to pay off the cartels who cut you the loan. If you don't, they'll kill your family.

Once they're paid off, of course, it becomes what they say it's for - sending home to help out those left behind and get saved otherwise for those who - like in Harry's example - plan to go back home some day.

This is one of the reasons small-money remittances (under $30,000) should be taxed at punitive rates.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:51 PM (t0OGg)

232 Some? Most. Most of them would. Because it is worth it to stop the fascists.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:51 PM (t3/qz)

233 That's gonna go over like a fart in a scuba suit.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (MeG8a)

I will need Scuba_Dude to comment on this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

234 > So I guess the phrase "formerly known as Twitter" will have to be typed countless times?

it's the Ex-Twitter

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 12:52 PM (geLO8)

235 go to the service desk at your local Walmart on the first three days of the month...three out of five transactions are wiring dinero to a Spanish speaking country
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2023 12:51 PM (ENBF0)

Right, or they transfer it with money orders at walmart.

They're not sophisticated money launderers we're not talking about here.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 08, 2023 12:52 PM (mj0Qp)

236 222 0/10

Could not bang because not real.

tough crowd

Posted by: chagpt at September 08, 2023 12:52 PM (oY6Yp)

237 Deviant Ollam has a video about it. Him calling th J6ers fascists aside, any electronic lock has a backdoor. You can change the master code, but you have to set it before you change the everyday code. Better option, take out the electric lock and put in a mechanical.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (t3/qz)
++++
A mechanical lock with a combination, so a key is not the only means of entry (if there is a key, it needs to be key+combo).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:52 PM (t0OGg)

238 I will actually raise a toast in congratulations if that bitch stays below water at 5,000 ft for a week.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

5000 feet is pretty deep. Just sayin'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2023 12:52 PM (GYIa4)

239 Nancy Pelosi is running again next year!

W00t!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2023 12:52 PM (2tUFv)

240 I live in the county named for Commodore Moore. It's almost as far from the Gulf as you can go and still be in Texas.
Posted by: huerfano
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We're going to have to take a look at that.

Posted by: The Renaming Commission at September 08, 2023 12:52 PM (q5ARv)

241 This is getting remarkably close to the fabled red line. Transparent and blatant demographic change to disenfranchise legitimate Americans.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 08, 2023 12:52 PM (1x9G1)

242 Great photo essay of the U2 and crew. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at September 08, 2023 12:53 PM (9a6SN)

243 217 The Soviet Army purged and purged and then found themselves in a little Winter War in Finland. Went from Soviet steamroller to laughing stock in four months.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2023 12:53 PM (0EOe9)

244 Is it insulting to vets and active to ask the "fire on civilians" question?

Posted by: DOYLE at September 08, 2023 12:53 PM (Z8Yh2)

245 It's an attempt to get conservatives to sign onto massive physical tracking on a huge scale as a preparatory move towards tracking all Americans the same way.

As long as you name it and sell it right, the usual right-wingers will sign on. Too bad Patriot Act is already used.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 12:53 PM (LqSxR)

246 The illegal immigrant, double murderer prison escapee still on the lam in Chester County, PA has also become a personal pita to FJB and his because they can't get back home.

The rest of FJB's reported actions are part of the plan to appear the border is and has been under control.
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If Shivanthi Sathanandan, of the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party (DFL), is Hindi, the reported attack was the day before the beginning of a major Hindu holiday, Krinsna Janmashtami. Have not yet found mention, clarification in the news.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 08, 2023 12:53 PM (GshMh)

247 LMAO. You CAN'T put an ankle bracelet on someone who hasn't been convicted for something. You are in violation of the Democrats precious little EEOC even for non-citizens. Once convicted...sure, you can monitor them as part of the Order as much as you want provided it is a Court approved action.

Posted by: Orson at September 08, 2023 12:53 PM (dIske)

248
Todays oddball decision is to appear with Kristi "Pro- Kids Trans" Noem at a rally, and Politico says thy were leaked a hint he might put her on the ticket.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 08, 2023 12:51 PM (1IQZc)

Yes, because Politico is a trustworthy source for info and leaks regarding Trump are ALWAYS 100% accurate......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

249 241 This is getting remarkably close to the fabled red line. Transparent and blatant demographic change to disenfranchise legitimate Americans.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 08, 2023 12:52 PM (1x9G1)

"My friends, this is not the hill to die on!"

~GOP

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 08, 2023 12:53 PM (YwyqV)

250 I wonder for how long that will be the style guide name for "X."
Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 08, 2023 12:19 PM (MvF+J)
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A little while yet.

It's still problematic, though. I am sure that X finds it distressing - even violent - to be referred to by its deadname so often. They never wrote "Caitlyn Jenner, formerly known as Bruce Jenner ..." and doing it for X is incredibly damaging and problematic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:54 PM (t0OGg)

251 245 As long as you name it and sell it right, the usual right-wingers will sign on. Too bad Patriot Act is already used.
Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 12:53 PM (LqSxR)

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"If we don't pass the CR for Grandma and Apple Pie, then the terrorists will win."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

252 Fenlon, how goes your candidacy?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 08, 2023 12:46 PM (YwyqV

O.K. I guess. Just learned yesterday the Democrat candidates for School Board have "dark money" behind them. I'm assuming the Democrat Twp. Committee candidates might have as well. On the plus side, I'm grateful for all the nice, thoughtful conservatives I have met since becoming a candidate and the way they are supporting our underfunded campaign. Thanks for asking, DoubleSymm.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 12:54 PM (RSbhh)

253
Muffy in the Hamptons doesn't want any of these ghastly strangers hanging around.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 12:54 PM (MoZTd)

254 Well, the EU requires the member states to take care of the illegals that arrive in their borders and not transfer them elsewhere, I suppose this is the basis for this thinking.

This is one of the issues that Italy has with Brussels and Bonn

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2023 12:54 PM (xhaym)

255 This slender redhead in an open shirt and little else likes it when the headline color makes her feel at home:
https://is.gd/6DDf1B
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (t0OGg)
........

Bellybutton ring from the'90's. Pic must be 30 years old.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

256 You guys do realize that most US banks also operate in Mexico, right? You can deposit cash in a Santander bank in New York City, then pull the money out at an ATM in Mexico with no fees.

Or just keep a joint account with your parents in Mexico.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 08, 2023 12:54 PM (mj0Qp)

257 Is it insulting to vets and active to ask the "fire on civilians" question?

Posted by: DOYLE

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I wouldn't think so. I rely on them to be the ones saying "we're wearing red high heeled shoes for diversity and making sure pronouns are correct for how the mentally-ill person feels today, and you never know if you're right until it's too late."

I'd hope they're the ones trying to retain some sanity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 08, 2023 12:55 PM (CU4Di)

258
OK, if Texas has to keep them, then they count towards Congressional apportionment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 12:55 PM (MoZTd)

259 222 213 This slender redhead in an open shirt and little else likes it when the headline color makes her feel at home:
https://is.gd/6DDf1B
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (t0OGg)

========

Head pasted onto overly touched up body.

0/10

Could not bang because not real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

The head does seem to be out of all proportion to the body.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 12:55 PM (zZu0s)

260 I'm giving you a lawful order to get in the cattle car. Sir, I've already explained it to you. What are you some kind of Constitutionalist sovereign citizen lunatic? Get in the cattle car. I'm not going to get in a debate with you, get in the cattle car. I'm not asking you again. GET IN THE CATTLE CAR! GET THE FUCK IN THE CATTLE CAR NOW!

TASER TASER TASER!!!!

ALL YOI HAD TO DO WAS FUCKING LISTEN! BUT YOU WANTED IT THE HARD WAY, SO YOU GOT IT!!!

Posted by: About what I'd expect the local roundup to sound like at September 08, 2023 12:55 PM (fhX0j)

261 Salvatore Vermicelli crossed me once. Once.

Now he's in really hot water.

Posted by: Danny Vermin at September 08, 2023 12:55 PM (Y+fCa)

262 The Feds spent $50 million renovating the situation room (a conference room) at the White House.

Must be one helluva conference room.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 08, 2023 12:56 PM (1IQZc)

263 He'll do that because he will allow illegals to vote and when Texas goes blue, it's over. Forever.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2023 12:56 PM (d2bW3)

264 It's an attempt to get conservatives to sign onto massive physical tracking on a huge scale as a preparatory move towards tracking all Americans the same way.

As long as you name it and sell it right, the usual right-wingers will sign on. Too bad Patriot Act is already used.
Posted by: Nope

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SAVE AMERICA AND SEND ILLEGALS BACK TO MEXICO Act of 2023, and it will legalize illegals and bring in 50M more.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 08, 2023 12:56 PM (CU4Di)

265 197 I'm sure before the Biden regime is over citizens (who aren't Democrats, I mean) will be told they have to take in illegal aliens into their home, "But but, they're not troops" they will say. NOTHING the Biden regime does benefits normal Americans.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 12:45 PM

It takes a village to raise an immigrant...and that means you proves can house, feed, and be criminalized by them. For our benefit.

Posted by: Leftist Totalitarians at September 08, 2023 12:57 PM (9mKt5)

266 ========

Head pasted onto overly touched up body.

0/10

Could not bang because not real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 08, 2023 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

This tells me you studied that shit VERY closely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

267 Strategic provocation. They want a something something. Time for Chief Justice "Legacy of Dah Robes" to so something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2023 12:57 PM (IG4Id)

268 Perfect mistake by Biden.

Now the MSM have to cover this tussle. Mr/Ms LIV will be like? What is this all about? I haven't seen any coverage of this.

Abbott should make the CNN/MSKSD rounds and show the pouring in. MAKE THEM COVER IT.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 08, 2023 12:57 PM (FxH7T)

269 Not up to modestly dressed babes vs. boobettes game today, Joe. Sorry. Didn't click on the link.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (RSbhh)

270 True. Think logistics tail and the Troubles of Northern Ireland as your blueprint

Been doing the Pax Britanica podcast as bedtime listening. You've got the Scots at war internally and meanwhile invading England, the English trying to invade a hostile Ireland...

Explain to me why the current throne-sitter chose to be a Charles after the last couple did so...well

Posted by: JEM at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (8erNz)

271 And so it begins.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (lX8VI)

272 He'll do that because he will allow illegals to vote and when Texas goes blue, it's over. Forever.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2023 12:56 PM (d2bW3)

Texas has voter ID.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

273 But Texas loves breakfast tacos, and this will make them even more diverse and vibrant!

You're not a breakfast taco H8r, are you?

Posted by: Dr. Jill at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (a3Q+t)

274 "...will the US Military take up arms against its own citizens?"
___

The military, as it's currently ran now?

Yes.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (hxsy6)

275 Not up to modestly dressed babes vs. boobettes game today, Joe. Sorry. Didn't click on the link.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (RSbhh)

This saddens me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

276 OK, if Texas has to keep them, then they count towards Congressional apportionment.
Posted by: Hadrian
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Only 2/3's !

Posted by: Democrats at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (q5ARv)

277 >>LMAO. You CAN'T put an ankle bracelet on someone who hasn't been convicted for something. You are in violation of the Democrats precious little EEOC even for non-citizens. Once convicted...sure, you can monitor them as part of the Order as much as you want provided it is a Court approved action.
____

Wrong. Monitoring is a common condition of bail. "You don't want to sit in jail waiting for your trial? Fine, we'll let you out, but you gotta wear this."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (bNf8H)

278 The Soviet Army purged and purged and then found themselves in a little Winter War in Finland. Went from Soviet steamroller to laughing stock in four months.

And then the Soviets brought in a new commanding general, with Zhukov as his deputy, and crushed the Finns.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (2tUFv)

279 Cat Ass Trophy - Deviant got instantly unsubscribed after his little "J6'ers are fascists" diatribe. Fuck that guy in particular. Too bad, because I really liked a lot of his stuff. His book on practical lock picking is a masterpiece.

Posted by: PabloD at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (WzDKl)

280 Gov Newsom demands 95% tax on Californians leaving state, effectively required to remain in place.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (6iDFM)

281 "Texas has bused over 35,000 migrants to self-declared sanctuary cities,"

A drop in the bucket ... bucket with at least 5 million illegals in it. How many has Biden covertly shipped to red states?

Compliance with an ankle monitor will be like compliance to showing up for a court date in 3-7 years ... 10% maybe?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2023 12:59 PM (Cus5s)

282 Georgia grand jury has recommended charges against three GOP US Senators because Trump/Insurrection. GOPe will be unable to understand why the scorpion is stinging them.

Posted by: davidt at September 08, 2023 12:59 PM (SYTee)

283 Nancy Pelosi says retirement sucks, she's running again.

https://is.gd/a6QKaa

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 12:59 PM (0N1h0)

284 Bush made Roberts chief justice right?

Posted by: DOYLE at September 08, 2023 12:59 PM (Z8Yh2)

285 Fukcing 'ell.

@JackPosobiec
·
3m
83-year-old Nancy Pelosi announces run to retain House seat

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM (IG4Id)

286 216 The bigger issue by far is that they have a back door. What they're selling is not a security product.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Deviant Ollam has a video about it. Him calling th J6ers fascists aside, any electronic lock has a backdoor. You can change the master code, but you have to set it before you change the everyday code. Better option, take out the electric lock and put in a mechanical.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (t3/qz)

A mechanical lock can be easily opened by any professional and many hobbyists can open just about anything. The Fibs employ professionals. They wouldn't even have to make a call to their buddies in the safe company office.

There is no safety in any lock whatsoever.

If they can find it they can open it.

The Constitution was the only safeguard against the government going after your person, possessions, or papers.

So IOW, there is no protection.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM (IePYJ)

287 280 "effectively required to remain in place"

Good, almost as good as a wall.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM (tA1/w)

288 ankle bracelet?
Naww, chip 'em.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM (6iDFM)

289 215 210 205 I have little doubt that some of the military would take up arms against citizens at this time.
Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:47 PM (PCK5/)

Fewer and fewer officers would refuse to issue said orders.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 12:48 PM (xcxpd)

I hope that is true.
Posted by: tubal

That's called the " shit, or get off the pot" moment . It will introduce chaos , not just the military, but law enforcement, both local and federal. The wild card they can't predict is, how will our external enemies reacy?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM (C9hia)

290 Put them all in Globe Life Field; after being forced to watch the Rangers bullpen hold a lead (and fail), they’ll flee back to Mexico
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 08, 2023 12:25 PM (RLWeF)

There could be some Cubans or Venezuelans in that group. Hold open tryouts for goodness sakes!

Posted by: Mishdog at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM (YXEoM)

291 253
Muffy in the Hamptons doesn't want any of these ghastly strangers hanging around.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 12:54 PM

I wouldn't mind a handful of hot, swarthy southerners around if they're like that dreamy Paolo, and could service me, my lawn, and my pool on a regular basis...

Posted by: Muffy of the Hamptons at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM (9mKt5)

292 Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 12:59 PM (0N1h0)

Really a shame she can't do something useful with her time such as volunteer with meals on wheels, help out at the food pantry, etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 01:01 PM (RSbhh)

293 Trump's policy: Remain in Mexico
Biden's policy: Remain in Texas.

This confuses the GOPe. A good corporate conservative staunchly defends the Left's gains as of five years ago, i.e., "feel free to move about the country". Do they limit illegals to just the southern half of Texas and slowly acquiesce to the whole state?

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2023 01:01 PM (ptElO)

294 And then the Soviets brought in a new commanding general, with Zhukov as his deputy, and crushed the Finns.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (2tUFv)
===================
Well, now the Finns have NATO at their back so I'm sure that'll never happen again.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 08, 2023 01:01 PM (1IQZc)

295 Nancy Pelosi says retirement sucks, she's running again.
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A. It pays *really* well
B. Gets her out of the house and away from Paul

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 01:01 PM (Lw4MP)

296 O.K. I guess. Just learned yesterday the Democrat candidates for School Board have "dark money" behind them. I'm assuming the Democrat Twp. Committee candidates might have as well. On the plus side, I'm grateful for all the nice, thoughtful conservatives I have met since becoming a candidate and the way they are supporting our underfunded campaign. Thanks for asking, DoubleSymm.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 12:54 PM (RSbhh)

Hopefully you can convert some of the ones you've met into campaign volunteers. There's a lot of time and effort into winning a local campaign. Usually involves lots of walking, too. I'll be praying for you. When does voting happen?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 08, 2023 01:01 PM (YwyqV)

297 Fu*k Biden and Fu*k the invaders.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 01:01 PM (uSHSS)

298 This must be illegal and unconstitutional.

Overruled. You lack standing.

Posted by: Your feckless Regime judiciary at September 08, 2023 01:01 PM (V3K4b)

299 "...will the US Military take up arms against its own citizens?"

Its like Kent State never happened. Of course they'll fire on Americans. Nothing new.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 01:02 PM (LqSxR)

300 "Maybe Texas should hire Biden's crackhead bagman get as a "consultant" for $83,333 per month. Then maybe Biden will afford Texas special favors."

no, it doesn't fit in with the "Destroy America First" Agenda.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2023 01:02 PM (Cus5s)

301 The military, as it's currently ran now?

Yes.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (hxsy6)

Don't even have to ask them

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2023 01:02 PM (lX8VI)

302 297 Fu*k Biden and Fu*k the invaders.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 01:01 PM (uSHSS)

Make sure you use protection.

Posted by: Trojan MAAAAAANNN at September 08, 2023 01:02 PM (fhX0j)

303 Gov Newsom demands 95% tax on Californians leaving state, effectively required to remain in place.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff

That'll teach 'em!

Posted by: Gavin Newsollini at September 08, 2023 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

304 You guys do realize that most US banks also operate in Mexico, right?

-
Speaking of Mexico . . .

https://tinyurl.com/4p3bx2un

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2023 01:02 PM (FVME7)

305 Uke turns the organ up to 11 playing Reger. 7 mins:
youtube.com/watch?v=vD1hKQGhR_4

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 08, 2023 01:03 PM (MvF+J)

306 Really a shame she can't do something useful with her time such as volunteer with meals on wheels, help out at the food pantry, etc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Virtue Signaling >> Actual *personal* action

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 01:03 PM (Lw4MP)

307
I wouldn't mind a handful of hot, swarthy southerners around if they're like that dreamy Paolo, and could service me, my lawn, and my pool on a regular basis...
Posted by: Muffy of the Hamptons at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM (9mKt5)

___________

Until they steal your jewels and leave you with a Colombian Necktie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 01:03 PM (MoZTd)

308 the first Republican to take office enforces the opposite policy: All illegals must reside in blue states and cities.

Not who we are

Posted by: Your feckless Regime Opposition party at September 08, 2023 01:03 PM (V3K4b)

309 There is no safety in any lock whatsoever.

If they can find it they can open it.

The Constitution was the only safeguard against the government going after your person, possessions, or papers.

So IOW, there is no protection.
Posted by: Just Lily

6 inch pvc pipe and fittings are tough to find.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at September 08, 2023 01:03 PM (C9hia)

310 ... There is no safety in any lock whatsoever.

If they can find it they can open it. ...
Posted by: Just Lily at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM (IePYJ)
++++
This is true, but there is a world of difference in terms of how expensive it is to defeat the lock, and whether defeating the lock is worth it.

With something like Liberty Safe, which has a built-in backdoor, defeating the lock is trivial. If they have to call in a safecracker and pay him to defeat the lock, it is less trivial. As things get increasingly non-trivial, they get increasingly less worth doing.

A good mechanical lock that has to be cracked without convenient workarounds is something they have to work and spend money to defeat. That is a bit of sand in the gears, and sand in the gears is a good thing by any measure. Maximize your access to sand.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 01:03 PM (t0OGg)

311 BTW, leaving for India, Biden used the kiddie stairs on AF1.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2023 01:03 PM (2tUFv)

312 DC created this problem, why not set up a camp in Arlington?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 08, 2023 01:03 PM (lq4hb)

313 219 I have little doubt that some of the military would take up arms against citizens at this time.

Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 12:47 PM (PCK5/)

Some?

I believe they all would. And they would smoke a cigar later and laugh about the fat Americans they killed and how they screamed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2023 01:04 PM (Gf3mx)

314 83-year-old Nancy Pelosi announces run to retain House seat
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM (IG4Id)
.........

Another one to possibly drop dead in front of the cameras.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 01:04 PM (v0R5T)

315 277 >>LMAO. You CAN'T put an ankle bracelet on someone who hasn't been convicted for something. You are in violation of the Democrats precious little EEOC even for non-citizens. Once convicted...sure, you can monitor them as part of the Order as much as you want provided it is a Court approved action.
____

Wrong. Monitoring is a common condition of bail. "You don't want to sit in jail waiting for your trial? Fine, we'll let you out, but you gotta wear this."
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (bNf8H)

____________________________

It's apples and oranges. This is only referencing asylum screening. Not entering the US illegally.

Posted by: Orson at September 08, 2023 01:04 PM (dIske)

316 That's called the " shit, or get off the pot" moment . It will introduce chaos , not just the military, but law enforcement, both local and federal. The wild card they can't predict is, how will our external enemies reacy?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM

True chaos and lawlessness only helps conservatives, because they're the ones with guns and practical skills. Our current protected lawlessness (where the Leftist agitators are free to Burn, Loot, Murder, and Conservatives are imprisoned for protest) is obviously a hopeless "fight" for us.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 08, 2023 01:04 PM (9mKt5)

317 Biden is in India, home to Lentils Pop.
"That Lentils Pop was a Bad Dude!"

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 08, 2023 01:04 PM (TGPs7)

318 O.K. I guess. Just learned yesterday the Democrat candidates for School Board have "dark money" behind them. I'm assuming the Democrat Twp. Committee candidates might have as well. On the plus side, I'm grateful for all the nice, thoughtful conservatives I have met since becoming a candidate and the way they are supporting our underfunded campaign. Thanks for asking, DoubleSymm.
Posted by: FenelonSpok

--

Be up front and the parents will elect you.

I do not support porn in schools. I will support the arrest of any child sex predator who is placing porn in our schools. I reject any notion that porn in schools is acceptable or in any way appropriate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 08, 2023 01:04 PM (CU4Di)

319 I keep hoping a 6yr old girl beats Joey with a popsicle stick.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2023 12:37 PM (kD8JT)

I'd think the teen water balloon girl that blasted Pence would be a good choice too!

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2023 01:05 PM (gmo/4)

320 Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 08, 2023 01:01 PM (YwyqV)

Thanks; We do have volunteers who will be walking and handing out campaign stuff. Some are walking tomorrow.
Thanks for your insights and also for your prayers. At the last campaign event I attended I asked for prayers.
The election is November 7th. I may not be alive by thing

(I'm already a little tired) or I will have lost 12 lbs-which would be a good thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 01:05 PM (RSbhh)

321 This slender redhead in an open shirt and little else likes it when the headline color makes her feel at home:
https://is.gd/6DDf1B
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 12:49 PM (t0OGg)
***

Sniff...sniff...

Ahhhh! Dior J'Adore! Very nice.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 01:05 PM (uSHSS)

322 83-year-old Nancy Pelosi announces run to retain House seat
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM (IG4Id)

=====

She will be in that seat until she dies.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 01:05 PM (DRSnL)

323 I believe they all would. And they would smoke a cigar later and laugh about the fat Americans they killed and how they screamed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

--

They weren't Americans anyway. They were Other.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 08, 2023 01:05 PM (CU4Di)

324 I don't think that is constitutional.

But who cares anyway, amirite?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 01:05 PM (RIvkX)

325 278 They got the peninsula but never occupied Helsinki. And that was with Zhukov who knew his shit running things.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2023 01:06 PM (0EOe9)

326 >Posted by: About what I'd expect the local roundup to sound like at September 08, 2023 12:55 PM (fhX0j)

Absolutely. And a good chunk of conservatives will fret about those of us saying not nice things about the agents of the State, not actual cattle cars.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 08, 2023 01:06 PM (ez4Q0)

327 Well, now the Finns have NATO at their back so I'm sure that'll never happen again.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 08, 2023 01:01 PM (1IQZc)

Yeah!
-Ukraine

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 01:06 PM (zZu0s)

328
Uke turns the organ up to 11 playing Reger. 7 mins:
youtube.com/watch?v=vD1hKQGhR_4
Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 08, 2023 01:03 PM (MvF+J)

__________

Listen to Reger's Symphonic Fantasia and Fugue. Snarling and gnarly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 01:06 PM (MoZTd)

329 Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi announces she will seek reelection.
In response to concerns about her age, Pelosi replied “These are the same old scare tactics that were trite when I was the vizier of Senusret III, fifth king of the Twelfth Dynasty of Egypt’s Middle Kingdom.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2023 01:06 PM (FVME7)

330 I don't think that is constitutional.

But who cares anyway, amirite?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 01:05 PM (RIvkX)

Well, jailing those that peacefully protest isn't constitutional either, yet her we are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

331 Nancy Pelosi, three time Speaker.

Posted by: davidt at September 08, 2023 01:06 PM (SYTee)

332 @JackPosobiec
·
3m
83-year-old Nancy Pelosi announces run to retain House seat
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM (IG4Id)
===
She's got my vote.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 01:07 PM (RIvkX)

333 Here, strap this to your leg and don't leave tex-- hey! Where are you going?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 01:07 PM (t3/qz)

334 Coming late to this.
At the first inspection station the Feds set up at the border, the Texas Rangers ought to surround and arrest every fed.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 01:07 PM (uSHSS)

335 No Preference shall be given by any Regulation of Commerce or Revenue to the Ports of one State over those of another: nor shall Vessels bound to, or from, one State, be obliged to enter, clear, or pay Duties in another.

Posted by: Baldy at September 08, 2023 01:07 PM (FI98u)

336 >83-year-old Nancy Pelosi announces run to retain House seat
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2023 01:00 PM (IG4Id)

The lich grasp never loosens.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 08, 2023 01:07 PM (ez4Q0)

337 Every single border state should start rounding up illegals, loading them up onto busses, trains, boats, planes, whatever, and sending them straight to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2023 01:08 PM (YIVH2)

338 A good mechanical lock that has to be cracked without convenient workarounds is something they have to work and spend money to defeat. That is a bit of sand in the gears, and sand in the gears is a good thing by any measure. Maximize your access to sand.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 01:03 PM (t0OGg)

Against a random thief, yes.

The FBI cares nothing about time and money. They have plenty and to spare.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 08, 2023 01:08 PM (IePYJ)

339 RCP Video
@rcpvideo

ABC's "The View" Discusses NYC Migrant Wave: "They Need To Be Resettled Elsewhere"

https://tinyurl.com/4b8xmrsv

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2023 01:08 PM (NpAcC)

340 Also the time US Troops killed war veterans while dispersing the Bonus Army protests in DC. Then there were the incidents where US Troops lent and hand in dispatching striking mine workers back in the 20s. Yes - the US Military has a long tradition of doing as its told, even when doing it against other Americans.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 01:08 PM (LqSxR)

341 It is SF, fuck em.

On second thought...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 01:08 PM (t3/qz)

342 Nancy Pelosi says ~~retirement~~ ~~life out of power sucks, she's running again.~~

Posted by: Halfhand at September 08, 2023 01:08 PM (dAJGg)

343 I seem to recall, not all that long ago either, that in the dead of the night unmarked busses were dropping off migrants at various small (red) towns where they were hustled off in vans. And unmarked aircraft arriving unannounced at remote airstrips outside various towns and cities with loads of illegals, again, hustled off in unmarked vans.
===
These illegals are asking to be taken to the self-identified sanctuary cities because they've heard the mayors, the local governments tell them how much more welcoming they are than those nasty, white supremist MAGA shit holes in Texas and elsewhere.

And now the junta is going to make them stay in those MAGA shit holes?

Yea, this will go over really well with the pro-illegal crowd.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2023 01:08 PM (Q4IgG)

344 dammit

Posted by: Halfhand at September 08, 2023 01:08 PM (dAJGg)

345 Trump simply cannot make decent personnel choices.

Todays oddball decision is to appear with Kristi "Pro- Kids Trans" Noem at a rally, and Politico says thy were leaked a hint he might put her on the ticket.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 08, 2023 12:51 PM (1IQZc)

Politico says? Unnamed source? Well, that's definite then.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2023 01:08 PM (GYIa4)

346 We all live in states… a pertinent question to ask ourselves is, today, right now, what is your state willing to do to oppose DC tyranny??

Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 01:08 PM (PCK5/)

347 "Step 1: Reject ALL "Federal" dollars coming into Texas, except for the Feds own installations, such as military bases."

Then you'd have all TX fed tax money flowing to DC, and even less coming back than they do now. As long as state populations pay fed taxes, DC has em by the nads. 16A effectively destroyed "federalism."

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 08, 2023 01:09 PM (MvF+J)

348 BTW, leaving for India, Biden used the kiddie stairs on AF1.
--------
Yep. Video here:

Catturd ™ @catturd2
Of course, Biden goes right for the woman and can't keep his hands off her.

Quote: RNC Research @RNCResearch · 13h
Biden takes no questions, salutes the Secret Service, and uses the short stairs as he leaves for his trip to India and Vietnam

https://tinyurl.com/3pjchj8t
21 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 01:09 PM (krqg6)

349 If Pelosi left Congress she'd lose Guaranteed Animatronic benefit on her lifetime health insurance

Posted by: JEM at September 08, 2023 01:09 PM (8erNz)

350 I keep hoping a 6yr old girl ~~beats~~ pokes Joey [in the eye with a popsicle stick.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2023 12:37 PM (kD8JT)

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

351 A good mechanical lock that has to be cracked without convenient workarounds is something they have to work and spend money to defeat. That is a bit of sand in the gears, and sand in the gears is a good thing by any measure. Maximize your access to sand.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 01:03 PM

Lol. The FBI has a warrant to search your safe? They compel you to provide the combination. You don't? Judge may hold you in contempt, and they may hire safe cracker and give you, the owner, the bill.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 08, 2023 01:09 PM (9mKt5)

352
So what happens when Texas says they're not cooperating with the Feds edict? Federal matter, Federal problem. We don't know nuttin'.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 01:09 PM (MoZTd)

353 oops

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

354
ABC's "The View" Discusses NYC Migrant Wave: "They Need To Be Resettled Elsewhere"

https://tinyurl.com/4b8xmrsv
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2023 01:08 PM (NpAcC)

Absolutely no hypocrisy there whatsoever. Nope. None. Not one bit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

355
All previously $ allotted for 2023 for executive branch federal agencies must be spent before the end of fiscal year, 30 September 2023.

The spending limit is also rearing its ugly head & Congress is working on 2024 Appropriations.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 08, 2023 01:10 PM (GshMh)

356 it's the Ex-Twitter
Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 12:52 PM (geLO

It's just resting. Pining for the fjords.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2023 01:10 PM (GYIa4)

357 Oh, lookie here.

Zuckerbucks bought positions in clerks offices which gave them REAL TIME INFO on who was likely to vote for Biden, had requested ballots, and hadn't returned the ballot yet.

So they could use this information to go collect Biden ballots, while conveniently ignoring Trump ballots.

The Zuckerberg employees were also given the power to DICTATE WHERE DROPBOXES WERE PLACED despite the law being very clear where they were supposed to be placed. This allowed them to place ballot collection boxes in locations convenient to Biden voters and inconvenient for Trump voters.

https://is.gd/6J034N

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 01:10 PM (0N1h0)

358 331 Nancy Pelosi, three time Speaker.

Posted by: davidt at September 08, 2023 01:06 PM (SYTee)

THIS. Plus she can better assist Gavin, her nephew, in settling all "California Political Family" business.

Posted by: GL at September 08, 2023 01:10 PM (5fDan)

359 Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 08, 2023 01:04 PM (CU4Di)

Thanks. Good point The local online parents group which is a very energized and diverse group already know I'm running and I was part of the group long before I decided to run so hopefully that will help. Of course the Democrats are squawking about "The want to ban books" (No, they don't) for the conservative candidates for BOE. I cannot wait to see what they'll bring up at our debate, "So you're a pastor. How will that affect your work on the committee?" My response will probably be, Are you going to ask the Democrat candidates?" and "Shall we have a requirement about people who are people of faith not serving?" or something along those lines.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 01:10 PM (RSbhh)

360 Against a random thief, yes.

The FBI cares nothing about time and money. They have plenty and to spare.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 08, 2023 01:08 PM (IePYJ)
++++
They do. Scale is its own problem. More people should have more security, with fewer backdoors. Every penny they waste on the problem is a penny well spent.

Plus, being uncooperative at the retail level when dealing with the government is vital. Do not help them. Ever. Just don't cooperate. Make them take the hard path every time.

Would we be saddled with the current airport security regime is at least half of people had decided to opt out from backscatter and opt for pat-downs? No, we wouldn't. They would have reverted to the old system under the crushing weight of compliance.

There is more than one kind of sand.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 01:10 PM (t0OGg)

361 True chaos and lawlessness only helps conservatives, because they're the ones with guns and practical skills.

I know some liberal gun owners. Not sure how skilled they are.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at September 08, 2023 01:10 PM (C9hia)

362 The spending limit is also rearing its ugly head & Congress is working on 2024 Appropriations.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 08, 2023 01:10 PM (GshMh)

"My friends, this is not the time to shut down the government!"

~ GOP

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 08, 2023 01:10 PM (YwyqV)

363 The Democrats need to figure out a final solution to the illegal alien question.

Those answers are right up their alley.

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2023 01:10 PM (gmo/4)

364 Quote: RNC Research @RNCResearch · 13h
Biden takes no questions, salutes the Secret Service, and uses the short stairs as he leaves for his trip to India and Vietnam

https://tinyurl.com/3pjchj8t
21 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 01:09 PM (krqg6)

Since when does a salute include the jaw?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

365 If the FBI wants to get into your Liberty safe, they will.
Liberty should not be handing out the codes, and supposedly handed the FBI the code the day BEFORE the raid. Helped them make a show out of waking the guy's guns out of the house during the raid. How did the FIB know it was a liberty safe?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 01:11 PM (t3/qz)

366 They have no idea who these people are. A large contingent is coming from Africa, Asia and the ME, from countries who are not our friends and violence is often a way of life. A lot are just walking across the border and never make contact with Border Patrol. This isn't ending well as a lot of communities are being severely effected. It only gets worse from here. It will be an even bigger issue come the general election.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2023 01:11 PM (OZtA4)

367 "Listen to Reger's Symphonic Fantasia and Fugue. Snarling and gnarly." It goes well with this morning's mood:
youtube.com/watch?v=I-Z40SJg4GA

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 08, 2023 01:11 PM (MvF+J)

368 350 I keep hoping a 6yr old girl beats pokes Joey [in the eye with a popsicle stick.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2023 12:37 PM (kD8JT)
Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 01:09 PM

Sounds like karma, Jack, after all the poking I've given 6 year old girls over the years.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 01:11 PM (9mKt5)

369 I think AoS AI is screwing with my comments.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

370 We're a f*cking laughing stock.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

371
Isn't it Bharat now, not India?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 01:11 PM (MoZTd)

372 Lol. The FBI has a warrant to search your safe? They compel you to provide the combination. You don't? Judge may hold you in contempt, and they may hire safe cracker and give you, the owner, the bill.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 08, 2023 01:09 PM (9mKt5)
++++
Right now, no. There is a lot of established precedent on that and they would lose, even with the courts the way they are. That won't be true forever, but it's true for now.

They can compel you to produce a key. They cannot compel you to disclose a combination. You have the right to remain silent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 01:12 PM (t0OGg)

373 We all live in states… a pertinent question to ask ourselves is, today, right now, what is your state willing to do to oppose DC tyranny??
Posted by: tubal
___

LOL

Illinois? Oppose DC?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 08, 2023 01:12 PM (hxsy6)

374 >>Dumas?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 08, 2023 12:43 PM

Yes. I found out yesterday that it's pronounced Dumah on GPS. It's the childhood home of Tommy Shannon, bassist for Stevie Ray Vaughn & Double Trouble.

Posted by: huerfano at September 08, 2023 01:12 PM (7zEAH)

375 365 If the FBI wants to get into your Liberty safe, they will.
Liberty should not be handing out the codes, and supposedly handed the FBI the code the day BEFORE the raid. Helped them make a show out of waking the guy's guns out of the house during the raid. How did the FIB know it was a liberty safe?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 01:11 PM (t3/qz)

something something ham and eggs...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 08, 2023 01:12 PM (YwyqV)

376 We are going to go ahead and fund the government until Jan 19, 2025.

-GOP.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 01:12 PM (t3/qz)

377 States are not all the same thing. California would be at war with itself, it'd be fun to watch.

Posted by: JEM at September 08, 2023 01:12 PM (8erNz)

378 >a pertinent question to ask ourselves is, today, right now, what is your state willing to do to oppose DC tyranny??

I think Colorado is okay with it
the governor takes it up the wazoo, and the legislature is his Politburo

the plains and western slope might not agree, but those areas don't have the votes

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 01:12 PM (geLO8)

379 Absolutely no hypocrisy there whatsoever. Nope. None. Not one bit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)
******
Not In Their Backyard.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2023 01:13 PM (NpAcC)

380 I think AoS AI is screwing with my comments.
Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

Only if AI stands for Artificial Incontenence.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

381 Well, the EU requires the member states to take care of the illegals that arrive in their borders and not transfer them elsewhere, I suppose this is the basis for this thinking.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2023 12:54 PM (xhaym)

That'll change as soon as some member state decides that execution satisfies the "taking care of" provision.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2023 01:13 PM (GYIa4)

382 Biden takes no questions, salutes the Secret Service,
-----

WTF?

Hell, he probably salutes 'Admiral' 'Rachel' Levine too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 01:13 PM (tUUeN)

383 376 We are going to go ahead and fund the government until Jan 19, 2025.

-GOP.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 01:12 PM (t3/qz)

Just a terrible distraction, really. Better to remove that so our betters can focus on important things.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 08, 2023 01:13 PM (YwyqV)

384 373 The problem for us is "what is Illinois going to do to oppose Chicago and Springfield?"

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 08, 2023 01:13 PM (MvF+J)

385 How did the FIB know it was a liberty safe?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 01:11 PM (t3/qz)

Credit card purchase history, most likely.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 08, 2023 01:14 PM (exHjb)

386 Glove compartment is locked. You are gonna need a warrant for dat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 01:14 PM (t3/qz)

387 To quote Old Hickory:

"You have made your ruling. Now enforce it."

Don't mess with Texas.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 08, 2023 01:14 PM (lZVy/)

388 Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 01:10 PM (0N1h0)

like it even matters when votes were being flipped by the thousands from locations in Italy and Uzbekistan

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2023 01:14 PM (dCxaZ)

389 > They can compel you to produce a key. They cannot compel you to disclose a combination. You have the right to remain silent.

I don't think this is true anymore. There are many cases in recent history where people were forced to disclose their password for encrypted information. Your right against self incrimination is rapidly disappearing.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 01:14 PM (0N1h0)

390 Gov. Abbott already responded saying the buses will roll.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 01:14 PM (MeG8a)

391 They won’t try this with Florida because DeSantis would find a way to turn it into a high profile embarrassment for the Dems. He’s a political monkey’s paw

Posted by: Oglebay at September 08, 2023 01:15 PM (ogTiX)

392 OK, if Texas has to keep them, then they count towards Congressional apportionment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 12:55 PM (MoZTd)

Texas would only be required to keep them until AFTER the '24 election, not all the way to the '30 census... not that they're not above fiddling with the numbers from the census anyway.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2023 01:15 PM (GYIa4)

393 Gov. Abbott already responded saying the buses will roll.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 01:14 PM (MeG8a)

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Good

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 01:15 PM (DRSnL)

394
Is Admiral Levine NGU's boss?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 01:15 PM (MoZTd)

395 Isn't it Bharat now, not India?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Well, as long as it's not Bharat Obama.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2023 01:15 PM (FVME7)

396 393 Gov. Abbott already responded saying the buses will roll.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 01:14 PM (MeG8a)

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Good
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 01:15 PM (DRSnL)

Abbott setting up his own 2028 run...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 08, 2023 01:16 PM (exHjb)

397 352
So what happens when Texas says they're not cooperating with the Feds edict? Federal matter, Federal problem. We don't know nuttin'.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 01:09 PM

Sounds like we'd need to charge Governor Abbott with conspiracy, racketeering, and insurrection!!!

Posted by: Georgia DA Fani T. Willis at September 08, 2023 01:16 PM (9mKt5)

398 >>Texas would only be required to keep them until AFTER the '24 election, not all the way to the '30 census... not that they're not above fiddling with the numbers from the census anyway.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2023 01:15 PM

By then, they'll be citizens and reliable democrat voters.

Posted by: huerfano at September 08, 2023 01:16 PM (7zEAH)

399 We are going to go ahead and fund the government of Ukraine until Jan 19, 2025.

-GOP.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 01:12 PM (t3/qz)

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

400 371
Isn't it Bharat now, not India?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 01:11 PM (MoZTd)

The re-name is delayed to after Babbling Joe leaves the country. Joe would say something like, "Bah-RAT. Hey, I used to raise rats under the house!"

Posted by: GL at September 08, 2023 01:16 PM (5fDan)

401 >Abbott setting up his own 2028 run...

Posted by: Nova Local

roll

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 01:16 PM (geLO8)

402 Abbott setting up his own 2028 run...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 08, 2023 01:16 PM (exHjb)

Roll.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

403 What happens if they leave Texas. Do they get deported?

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2023 01:16 PM (vFG9F)

404 Dammit, DB!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 01:17 PM (zZu0s)

405 Gov. Abbott already responded saying the buses will roll.

Good for him! The wheels on the bus go round and round.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 01:17 PM (RSbhh)

406 "Isn't it Bharat now, not India?"

That "Aotearoa" for NZ never really caught on.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 08, 2023 01:17 PM (MvF+J)

407 Also the time US Troops killed war veterans while dispersing the Bonus Army protests in DC. Then there were the incidents where US Troops lent and hand in dispatching striking mine workers back in the 20s. Yes - the US Military has a long tradition of doing as its told, even when doing it against other Americans.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 01:08 PM (LqSxR)

This is, ostensibly, why I couldn't care less about "teh Russians."

Why would I endorse killing strangers in other countries when my own government is as immoral, corrupt, dictatorial and murderous as any other regime?

How are you gonna say "Putin is a thug" while Canadian truckers lose their money, J6ers rot in prison, Dutch farmers have property seized, British citizens get imprisoned for retweeting, etc, etc, etc.

There are no good guys. At this point there is only God and man. The former is just and good in all of His ways, the latter is fallen evil and murderous in all of his.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2023 01:17 PM (Gf3mx)

408 I don't think this is true anymore. There are many cases in recent history where people were forced to disclose their password for encrypted information. Your right against self incrimination is rapidly disappearing.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 01:14 PM (0N1h0)
++++
That's slightly different and still the subject of a lot of litigation. The compromise they've reached so far - and it's terrible precedent that SCOTUS needs to overturn as promptly as possible - is to make you key in the password. That's an action, not speech in the narrow interpretation. It's absurd and wrong.

That is also just about encryption and data. There is no analogue for that in the physical realm of locks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 01:17 PM (t0OGg)

409
Sounds like we'd need to charge Governor Abbott with conspiracy, racketeering, and insurrection!!!
Posted by: Georgia DA Fani T. Willis at September 08, 2023 01:16 PM (9mKt5)

Do something, get indicted.
Do nothing, get indicted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 01:17 PM (MoZTd)

410 I got nothin better to do

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 01:17 PM (geLO8)

411 If hundreds of thousands of illegals are going to be flooding into Texas and not moved elsewhere, there is going to be an ammo shortage.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2023 01:17 PM (lTGtQ)

412 Fug me??!! FUG ME??!!! Fugue!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 01:17 PM (krqg6)

413
roll
Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 01:16 PM (geLO

Roll.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

=====

LOL x 2.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2023 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

414 Not up to modestly dressed babes vs. boobettes game today, Joe. Sorry. Didn't click on the link.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 12:58 PM (RSbhh)

This modestly dressed redhead hopes that Fen feels better soon.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/197736239881006498/

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2023 01:18 PM (GYIa4)

415 Gov. Abbott already responded saying the buses will roll.

Good for him! The wheels on the bus go round and round.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 01:17 PM (RSbhh)

Now THAT should've been his X response to F.Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

416 We can just keep migrants on a never ending bus loop. 10 to 95 to 80 to 5 down to 10.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 01:18 PM (t3/qz)

417 Coming late to this.
At the first inspection station the Feds set up at the border, the Texas Rangers ought to surround and arrest every fed.
Posted by: Diogenes

That brings in the US military. Texan response: inhale, exhale, relax, squeeze.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at September 08, 2023 01:18 PM (C9hia)

418 Abbott setting up his own 2028 run...

No worries about stumbling down the steps of AF ONE.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 01:18 PM (LqSxR)

419 Apparently the villain in the new Bond movie is unwoke. Interesting.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 08, 2023 01:18 PM (HfNu5)

420 Been fun recently. Sprained my left ankle six or so weeks back,couldn't walk for days. Then I could stand up, but not long enough to shave. I've been pruning the results but don't really want a beard, but I still have one

Posted by: JEM at September 08, 2023 01:18 PM (8erNz)

421 I don't think this is true anymore. There are many cases in recent history where people were forced to disclose their password for encrypted information. Your right against self incrimination is rapidly disappearing.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2023 01:14 PM (0N1h0)
++++
It's also why it's a good idea to not know any of your passwords. Use a password manager with a master password that you do know, but never - ever - mention that you have such a thing. You just don't know your password, and it isn't even a lie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 01:18 PM (t0OGg)

422 Yeah. i saw Biden walk up the kiddie stairs on AF 1, right after he saluted the plain clothes secret service agents.

81 million votes.

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2023 01:18 PM (gmo/4)

423 How did the FIB know it was a liberty safe?

Two ways I can think of.

1. They already went through the guy's financial info and figured it out from there.

2. They waited until he wasn't home, picked his door locks, and looked for anything they might want to have a warrant for.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 08, 2023 01:19 PM (Bd6X8)

424 Sounds like we'd need to charge Governor Abbott with conspiracy, racketeering, and insurrection!!!
Posted by: Georgia DA Fani T. Willis at September 08, 2023 01:16 PM (9mKt5)

Hey Fanny... The government would be the Insurrectionists as Texas is a republic

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2023 01:19 PM (bs+z0)

425 ROLL!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 08, 2023 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

426 My face is my password.
I hope to remain handsome. LOL

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 01:19 PM (MeG8a)

427 "the buses will roll."

Well, just drive them, don't roll them. Spend less on body repair work.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 08, 2023 01:19 PM (MvF+J)

428 what this country needs is a convoy

Posted by: x at September 08, 2023 01:19 PM (frATP)

429 Two ways I can think of.

1. They already went through the guy's financial info and figured it out from there.

2. They waited until he wasn't home, picked his door locks, and looked for anything they might want to have a warrant for.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 08, 2023 01:19 PM (Bd6X

++++
3. They have Liberty Safe's (and probably other manufacturers') customer list.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 01:19 PM (t0OGg)

430 CA has just announced they will be observing "Transgender History Month" in August 2024.

ffs, just Killmenow

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 01:19 PM (AwEHw)

431 384 373 The problem for us is "what is Illinois going to do to oppose Chicago and Springfield?"
Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 08, 2023 01:13 PM

First, we run a strong, conservative fighter for Illinois Governor. Someone popular, with his finger on the pulse of the party, like Adam Kinzinger....

Posted by: Illinois GOPe at September 08, 2023 01:20 PM (9mKt5)

432 Oh, and Nancy Pelosi announced her run for re-election to the House.

California is so very fucked.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 01:20 PM (AwEHw)

433 Apparently the villain in the new Bond movie is unwoke. Interesting.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 08, 2023 01:18 PM (HfNu5)
---
That's why he's the villain.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2023 01:20 PM (YIVH2)

434 419 Apparently the villain in the new Bond movie is unwoke. Interesting.

novel, not movie. the news here is that someone is still writing bond novels.

Posted by: anachronda at September 08, 2023 01:21 PM (oY6Yp)

435 CA has just announced they will be observing "Transgender History Month" in August 2024.

ffs, just Killmenow
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 01:19 PM (AwEHw)

And parents not acknowledging and supporting their child's 'gender choice' will get them jail time.

California is a shithole that should be nuked to oblivion.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 08, 2023 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

436 San Francisco wants to find property owners $20000 a month if their property goes leased.

Posted by: torabora at September 08, 2023 01:21 PM (5LoUq)

437 430 CA has just announced they will be observing "Transgender History Month" in August 2024.

ffs, just Killmenow
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 01:19 PM (AwEHw)

LOL... History ? Like the Trans killer at the Christian school

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2023 01:21 PM (bs+z0)

438 So, Biden wants to cede Texas to Mexico...?

Posted by: Raymond Duke at September 08, 2023 01:21 PM (4X9se)

439 Strike one......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

440 CA has just announced they will be observing "Transgender History Month" in August 2024.

ffs, just Killmenow
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 01:19 PM (AwEHw)
++++
I can't wait to see the associated revisionist propaganda.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 01:21 PM (t0OGg)

441 432 Oh, and Nancy Pelosi announced her run for re-election to the House.

More of a crawl

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2023 01:21 PM (bs+z0)

442 >California is so very fucked.

Posted by: nurse ratched

well, they seem to fuck themselves

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 01:22 PM (geLO8)

443 ---
That's why he's the villain.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2023 01:20 PM (YIVH2)

Exactly. He's a MAGA conservative in stature.

Therefore he MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

444 Whatever

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2023 01:22 PM (8PcCl)

445 Hey Fanny... The government would be the Insurrectionists as Texas is a republic
Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2023 01:19 PM

I'll allow it.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Mal'iki-maki' at September 08, 2023 01:22 PM (9mKt5)

446 Moday is 9/11 and Biden is leaving the country?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 08, 2023 01:22 PM (t/2Uw)

447 Does Pelosi have to sit in the box and dial and beg potential donors for campaign money?

Posted by: torabora at September 08, 2023 01:22 PM (5LoUq)

448 So, Biden wants to cede Texas to Mexico...?

Posted by: Raymond Duke at September 08, 2023 01:21 PM (4X9se)

He's just channeling his inner Kaiser.

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2023 01:22 PM (gmo/4)

449 Sounds like we'd need to charge Governor Abbott with conspiracy, racketeering, and insurrection!!!
---------
Looks like the Governor's in for some trouble from Boss Fani!

Say, are those daisy-dukes on Daisy Duke? Ohhhh, man!

Posted by: zombie waylon jennings at September 08, 2023 01:22 PM (krqg6)

450 Texas should officially rename themselves, The Greatest State of Texas, Except El Paso, That's Still Texas.

That way, they can build a wall out in the desert and-- per the Biden order--deport all illegals to Texas.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 08, 2023 01:23 PM (hK60G)

451 First!

Posted by: JOHN FETTERMAN at September 08, 2023 01:23 PM (2znMt)

452 Roll out the migrant, we'll have a migrant of fun
Roll out the migrant, we've got the blues on the run
Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer
Now's the time to roll the migrant, for the gang's all here

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2023 01:23 PM (FVME7)

453 447 Does Pelosi have to sit in the box and dial and beg potential donors for campaign money?
Posted by: torabora at September 08, 2023 01:22 PM (5LoUq)

The old hag is a shoe in... It's CA and SF

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2023 01:23 PM (bs+z0)

454 Now THAT should've been his X response to F.Joe Biden.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

I give permission to anyone from TX or a contiguous state to send it to Gov. Abbot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 01:23 PM (RSbhh)

455 How did the FIB know it was a liberty safe?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 01:11 PM (t3/qz)

Credit card purchase history, most likely.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 08, 2023 01:14 PM

Well, that and the fact that they all say Liberty Safe in big letters across the front.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2023 01:23 PM (aQy7p)

456 The answer is simple. Declare it an invasion as the Gov of Texas. Call up the NG and round up the invaders and push them back across the border.

If the Feral Government intervenes then arrest any agents doing so in the state just as you would someone helping Pancho Villa.

Yes this would trigger a "constitutional crises" as Biden would like try to have Gov Abbott arrested but...you are a leader aren't you Abbott? And it is an invasion isn't it Abbott?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2023 01:23 PM (lc5cP)

457 Ole Joe will be cracking Ganesh jokes during the trip.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 08, 2023 01:24 PM (rNNFk)

458 This modestly dressed redhead hopes that Fen feels better soon.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/197736239881006498/
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Nice attempt, but Fen would have posted a link to the thumb in a Bing search result that included "modestly-dressed woman" in the URL!

(Which I think is adorable, and not picking on her at all!)

Posted by: Oedipus at September 08, 2023 01:24 PM (Z6vKV)

459 451 First!

Posted by: JOHN FETTERMAN at September 08, 2023 01:23 PM (2znMt)

Wow, very understandable. Goodnight, everybody.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 01:24 PM (ynpvh)

460 Well, that and the fact that they all say Liberty Safe in big letters across the front.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2023 01:23 PM (aQy7p)
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Rumor has it that they had the codes with them when they raided - in other words, prior knowledge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2023 01:24 PM (t0OGg)

461 457 Ole Joe will be cracking Ganesh jokes during the trip.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 08, 2023 01:24 PM (rNNFk)

And looking for a 7-11

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2023 01:24 PM (bs+z0)

462 nood

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 08, 2023 01:24 PM (MvF+J)

463 >Monday is 9/11 and Biden is leaving the country?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

the Handlers have scheduled a stop in Alaska on the way back from Vietnam

at an AFB there, Biden will make sounds with his face referring to 9/11

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 01:25 PM (geLO8)

464 458 This modestly dressed redhead hopes that Fen feels better soon.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/197736239881006498/
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Nice attempt, but Fen would have posted a link to the thumb in a Bing search result that included "modestly-dressed woman" in the URL!

(Which I think is adorable, and not picking on her at all!)

Posted by: Oedipus at September 08, 2023 01:24 PM (Z6vKV)

She needs to eat more than a few sammiches.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 01:25 PM (ynpvh)

465 Nice attempt, but Fen would have posted a link to the thumb in a Bing search result that included "modestly-dressed woman" in the URL!

(Which I think is adorable, and not picking on her at all!)
Posted by: Oedipus at September 08, 2023 01:24 PM (Z6vKV)

I was acting as a stand-in, not trying to replace her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2023 01:25 PM (GYIa4)

466
Ole Joe will be cracking Ganesh jokes during the trip.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 08, 2023 01:24 PM (rNNFk)

"Haven't I seen you folks running the 7-11?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2023 01:25 PM (MoZTd)

467 Posted by: RedMindBlueState

They knew it was a Liberty before they went in the house.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 01:25 PM (t3/qz)

468 This modestly dressed redhead hopes that Fen feels better soon.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/197736239881006498/

Oh that's not just a soulless red head that's a vampire 100%.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2023 01:25 PM (lc5cP)

469 We all live in states… a pertinent question to ask ourselves is, today, right now, what is your state willing to do to oppose DC tyranny??

Put Trump in jail, of course!

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2023 01:26 PM (Sv58p)

470
How many helicopters are in the Texas National Guard inventory?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2023 01:26 PM (n+4am)

471 Joe will be asking Modi how many Dunkin' Donut franchises he owns.

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2023 01:26 PM (gmo/4)

472 Hey, remember when the Obama administration sued Arizona over its SB1070? Same kinda vibes.

Posted by: desertgardens at September 08, 2023 01:26 PM (z5XN0)

473 California is so very fucked.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 01:20 PM

As we like to keep in mind, "Location, location, location!"

Posted by: Surprise Otters, AoSHQ Local #2 at September 08, 2023 01:27 PM (a3Q+t)

474 They knew it was a Liberty before they went in the house.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2023 01:25 PM

Did I need the sarc tag?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2023 01:27 PM (aQy7p)

475 CA has just announced they will be observing "Transgender History Month" in August 2024.

Sorry, When You Threaten Our Kids, All Bets Are Off. Even in the liberal area north of SF where we live, my wife and I worry every day about our children's safety. It’s no secret why. And it’s not new — the threat to the LGBTQ+ population obviously predates MAGA. This year marks the 25th anniversary of the death of Matthew Shepard and the 30th anniversary of Brandon Teena’s.

If you don’t recognize those names, feel free to google them. But the gist is they were killed simply for being a gay man (Shepard) and a trans man (Teena).

My wife and I have three children. The oldest is gay, the middle one straight, and the youngest is struggling with gender right now — not sure where they’ll end up on that, but we will of course love them unconditionally regardless...

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 08, 2023 01:29 PM (9mKt5)

476 Shepard was killed because he tried to cheat his boyfriend out of drug money.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2023 01:30 PM (lc5cP)

477 Ole Joe will be cracking Ganesh jokes during the trip.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 08, 2023 01:24 PM (rNNFk)
.......

and ordering hamburgers.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

478 was acting as a stand-in, not trying to replace her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2023 01:25 PM (GYIa4)

Please feel free to stand in.

I think that girl has quite a nice dress but to me, she looks like mirror image Wednesday from the Addams family-only with red hair.

And my posts have things like "Modest dress" as a tagline because I usually don't know how to get pictures of pretty woman in modest dress without that. Looking up girls on the internet is not really my area of expertise.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 01:35 PM (RSbhh)

479
That brings in the US military. Texan response: inhale, exhale, relax, squeeze.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Heh

Posted by: BRASS at September 08, 2023 01:37 PM (pXXcj)

480 Fen - As an aside, I mentioned in last night's ONT that I had just attended a formative meeting of a nascent Global Methodist Church congregation. We'll see how it goes...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 01:40 PM (pXXcj)

481 Texas needs illegals like lesbians need bicycles.

Posted by: Marooned at September 08, 2023 01:48 PM (kt8QE)

482 I thought borders were racist. Did I miss another memo again?

Posted by: Hunter's Crack Pipe at September 08, 2023 02:01 PM (NAuoi)

483 When they move that US - Mexican border to the north Texas Stateline then it will get Trumps wall and be super secure...

Then New Mexico... Arizona...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 08, 2023 02:08 PM (0ltTR)

484 I hope they try it and Texas secedes

Posted by: Buh-Bye! at September 08, 2023 02:19 PM (Eqssc)

485 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2023 01:40 PM (pXXcj)

That's interesting. Good for you. Please let us know how it goes. I need to stay here until our church closes because I am committed to our dear ones and we do not have the money to disaffiliate even if they all wanted to. It's costing large churches millions. We are neither large nor wealthy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 02:28 PM (RSbhh)

486 Biden's Presidential Library a Porta Potty will do

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 08, 2023 05:33 PM (wGqjj)

487 Texas should ship them all to Minnesota, Mass. NJ, NY, Washington, Oregon and California.

Posted by: Jane at September 08, 2023 10:21 PM (EcD5Y)

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