Quick Hits

Mitch McConnell submitted a Note from His Doctors saying he was shipshape and perfectly able to serve, and was just feeling the after effects of dehydration.

These doctors just happen to be the attending physicians of the Senate, who serve at the pleasure of whoever runs the Senate.

And who are, I'm quite sure, hired for their discretion in reporting the true health status of the people to whom they owe their jobs.

The office of Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell on Tuesday released a new report from the Capitol's attending physician saying an evaluation from neurologists after the lawmaker had two recent, public health scares found he did not suffer a stroke or seizure.
The report by Dr. Brian Monahan also states the 81-year-old Kentucky Republican does not have Parkinson's disease.

Doctor Ron Paul is skeptical.

Rand Paul is an ophthalmologist who has practiced medicine for more than 25 years. Dr. Brian Monahan said that there is no evidence that McConnell had a stroke or seizure. Paul said it looks like a "focal neurological event."
[Quoting the Washington Examiner:] "I've practiced medicine for 25 years, and it doesn't look like dehydration to me," Paul told a group of reporters. "It looks like a focal neurologic event. That doesn't mean it's incapacitating, doesn't mean he can't serve. But it means that somebody ought to wake up and say, 'Wow, this looks like a seizure.'"

Nah. We live in an Empire of Lies.

McConnell is vowing to serve until his term ends... in 2027.

Sure, sure.

Mary Katherine Ham responded to that hypochondriacal obsessive "infectious disease expert" who trudged to two different pharmacies seeking covid tests. He couldn't just order one from Amazon and wait 24 hours; no, he needed to know he was officially a Covid Survivor and Internet Hero now, and was willing to risk other people's health for this Twitter Gold Star.

Mary Katherine points out that the media is incentivizing this behavior: They publish every This-Goes-to-11 covid scare piece. But if you write a more restrained piece, they refuse to publish, claiming you're pushing "disinformation."

Which now means "information which is 100% correct, but leftwing neurotics don't like it."

Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammer
1) This is a CURRENT op-Ed. Wow.
2) The vicious cycle of COVID coverage is the *most* neurotic experts or laypeople w the *most* pitched responses to Covid get op-Eds placed, no prob. I had Covid with a 2-mos-old. If I'd written some psycho piece about feeding her formula under the bathroom door, while isolating her, that's a piece! Lots of clicks, fueling others' neuroses and the suffering of young children, who shouldn't have been isolated from their parents when sick.
A rational risk analysis piece, in which I just said I wasn't that worried and fed my newborn and lived my life? Not so much. If published, the fact-checking about my alleged minimizing of the virus would be intense. But the chiller piece is the more correct, sane response (and represents a more broad part of the population). The incentives, they are bad.

Megyn Kelly: I regret having gotten the vaccine, because even though I was "immunized," I got covid "many times." I also got an autoimmune disorder which my rheumatologist says definitely might be linked to the vaccine.

Fuckheaded TikTok manlet and influencer Harry Sisson, who is kind of like Ben Shapiro minus the charm and musky masculine magnetism, is super-excited that the covid vaccine immunized "Doctor" Jill Biden against covid.

Well, it didn't do that, because she did contract covid, but this tweenfluencer is pretty sure it did something!

Biden's gangster DOJ seeks jail time for a journalist who covered the J6 protests.

A court document filed on Tuesday has revealed that Department of Justice prosecutors are seeking a 120-day sentence for InfoWars host Owen Shroyer, who did not enter the Capitol building on January 6, 2021.
The Biden DOJ claimed that Shroyer "spread election disinformation paired with violent rhetoric" to viewers in the months leading up to January 6, and that on the day, "Shroyer took to a megaphone before leading a crowd to the Capitol" and said "The Democrats are posing as communists, but we know what they really are: they're just tyrants, they're tyrants. And so today, on January 6, we declare death to tyranny! Death to tyrants!"
"Shroyer did not stop at the sight of tear gas or sounds of explosions on the west side of the Capitol. He continued marching around to the top of the east steps chanting '1776!,' where rioters would eventually violently breach the Capitol and its police line and halt the transfer of presidential power," the court document states.

Is the DOJ going to prosecute those who claim that violent BLM riots are just "the voice of the unheard," or nah?

Wait, I guess they can't do that, because they'd be prosecuting themselves. The DOJ itself proclaims that violent riots are justified because they are the "voice of the unheard."

Age 49%
Senility 7%
Health 7%
Ability to handle the job 7%
Risk of dying 4%
Stamina 2%
= 76% https://t.co/nSTumtFH5e
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) September 7, 2023

"It's just me and my mask."

It’s just me and my mask, she says. pic.twitter.com/noQ2gPm06z
— Libby Emmons (@libbyemmons) September 7, 2023

Florida Man, meet Florida Bear.

A three-legged bear who wanted to join in on the Labor Day weekend festivities was caught swiping White Claws from a Floridian family's outdoor fridge.
Shocking video shows the black bear -- affectionately known in the neighborhood as "Tripod" -- nonchalantly sauntering Sunday across the screened-in patio in Lake Mary, a city roughly 20 miles north of Orlando.
Joseph Diglio, 13, was watching TV inside the home when the family's dog, Bruno, erupted into chaotic barking.
...
"There's a literal bear in our patio ... Oh my God, I've never been this close to a bear."
Tripod slowly crept across the lanai, sniffing out potential grub the family might have left out.
He settled on fish food that the Diglios left next to their fish tank before heading to the bar.
"He just opened the door!" Diglio exclaimed gleefully.
"He's about to take the beer. There ain't no food in there buddy."
Tripod, however, seemed perfectly happy with the drink selection at the Diglio household.
"He took three White Claws, drank, and left very happy. His favorite flavor is mango and strawberry," Joseph's mother Josaury Faneite-Diglio told the outlet.

He drinks White Claw? I guess he really is a "bear."

Posted by: Ace at 06:37 PM

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1 1?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 06:37 PM (xTRSc)

2 Weeeeee

Posted by: Robert Z at September 07, 2023 06:37 PM (86W+h)

3 Nailed it!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 06:37 PM (xTRSc)

4 rd

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2023 06:37 PM (eKvOA)

5 Go get the Corgis, Sir

Posted by: fluffy at September 07, 2023 06:38 PM (86W+h)

6 Was Jill Biden ever good looking?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 06:38 PM (xTRSc)

7 >>>Was Jill Biden ever good looking?

On her best day, she's a Biden Beach House 3.

Posted by: ace at September 07, 2023 06:40 PM (KRtlO)

8 I can believe Mitch is in just a good a shape as Biden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 06:40 PM (icTcH)

9 Or RGB.

Or Carter, for that matter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 06:40 PM (icTcH)

10 Phil Kerpen looks like the kind of guy who would get arrested at the airport for illegally smuggling invasive species in his trousers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 06:41 PM (ppBhU)

11 Hey, Ace! How’s the sleep these days?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 06:41 PM (xTRSc)

12 >>>8 I can believe Mitch is in just a good a shape as Biden.

better, really. When he's not having neurological episodes, McConnell can at least read the text put in front of him.

Posted by: ace at September 07, 2023 06:41 PM (KRtlO)

13 It has been suggested in various places that Woofloo 2: Electric Boogaloo will be pushed as the explanation for vaxx 'coincidences'.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2023 06:41 PM (llON8)

14 "I also got an autoimmune disorder which my rheumatologist says definitely might be linked to the vaccine.

Global warming could also be linked to the vaccine.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2023 06:41 PM (eKvOA)

15 as of 6:20 little Danelo was back at Longwood Gardens

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 07, 2023 06:41 PM (AcWfM)

16 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2023 06:41 PM (1Yy3c)

17 ""There's a literal bear in our patio "

*woop, woop* "Grammar Police, pull over.

Was the bear reading and reciting a book of prose?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2023 06:41 PM (oZhq1)

18 >>>11 Hey, Ace! How’s the sleep these days?

what a day to ask. It had been okay but last night was a nightmare.

Posted by: ace at September 07, 2023 06:42 PM (KRtlO)

19 >>> I can believe Mitch is in just a good a shape as Biden.

He probably forgot to get his cocktail before going in public.

Posted by: fluffy at September 07, 2023 06:42 PM (86W+h)

20 It is all lies Ace... I trust none of what the apparatus says... it is all monolithic and corrupt. They exist to self perpetuate..

Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2023 06:42 PM (PCK5/)

21 Off topic but here's the kind of disgustingly cute stuff Ace likes posting on the Cafe thread.

Sheltie playing with a baby.

https://youtu.be/iFwmUllLcR4?si=D3RbMNQ2pG5Tb-Jo

Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2023 06:43 PM (1Yy3c)

22 18 I’m sorry, Ace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 06:43 PM (xTRSc)

23 The seniors in DC do more drugs than The Villages: change my mind.

Posted by: fluffy at September 07, 2023 06:43 PM (86W+h)

24 "what a day to ask. It had been okay but last night was a nightmare.
Posted by: ace at September 07, 2023 06:42 PM (KRtlO)"

That implies you were sleeping. Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2023 06:44 PM (oZhq1)

25 19 >>> I can believe Mitch is in just a good a shape as Biden.

He probably forgot to get his cocktail before going in public.
Posted by: fluffy at September 07, 2023 06:42 PM (86W+h)

I immediately thought of Obama when I read cocktail.

I guess I will get harangued by CBD now...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 06:44 PM (icTcH)

26 Mitch probably isn't sick. The Chinese just got tired of the lag and have installed a transmitter in his brain. When he stops like that, his software is updating. He's radio-controlled now.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 06:44 PM (ppBhU)

27 Harry Sisson looks like, in the words immortalized by Dire Straights, a little f****t.

That mouth has seen more dicks than a country doctor has doing a lifetime of physicals*

* There was the makings of a good burn in there but I don't think I quite nailed it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2023 06:44 PM (aDf2E)

28 Never heard of this sissyassed sisson joker. Should I have?

Posted by: Outside of Life at September 07, 2023 06:45 PM (89Sog)

29 18 >>>11 Hey, Ace! How’s the sleep these days?

what a day to ask. It had been okay but last night was a nightmare.
Posted by: ace at September 07, 2023 06:42 PM (KRtlO)

Tried ashwangandha?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 06:45 PM (icTcH)

30 Ace, OK if I pray for you to get better sleep?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 06:45 PM (xTRSc)

31 Whoopsie looks much better masked. I approve. She should always wear it.

Btw, the sidebar about the 4 Roman swords was very cool. There's a little 2+ minute video that shows where they were found and you get a better look at their condition and detail. It would be interesting to tell whoever put them in there long ago that one day 1900 years into the future, they'd be found.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2023 06:45 PM (mupln)

32 I said this earlier, for Whoopi and Howard Stern, their masks are their binkies. It's embarrassing.

Posted by: LizLem at September 07, 2023 06:46 PM (kuSTV)

33 Ace, OK if I pray for you to get better sleep?

Pfft. You don't need his consent. Nonconsensual prayer is the sexiest kind of prayer.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 06:46 PM (ppBhU)

34 31 Whoopsie looks much better masked. I approve. She should always wear it.

Btw, the sidebar about the 4 Roman swords was very cool. There's a little 2+ minute video that shows where they were found and you get a better look at their condition and detail. It would be interesting to tell whoever put them in there long ago that one day 1900 years into the future, they'd be found.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2023 06:45 PM (mupln)

Bet they got bitched out by their Centurion for losing them...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 06:46 PM (icTcH)

35 Megyn Kelly: I regret having gotten the vaccine, because even though I was "immunized," I got covid "many times."

**********************

I'm sure I'll get wong fonged by the ding dong again but once in 3 years aint a bad streak.

Reminds me of when I used to get the stomach bug every year like clockwork, where I'd projectile vomit my leftover pizza across the living room, it practically became a tradition. Then suddenly I just stopped getting the bug and never got sick like that again.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 06:46 PM (VTu1l)

36 Thanks Robert, that's a cute video.

Thanks Bulgaroctonus. I'll try to get some good sleep tonight.

Posted by: ace at September 07, 2023 06:46 PM (KRtlO)

37 "Manlet" ... LOL

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2023 06:46 PM (mupln)

38 Mask mandates are evil and not supported by science. Having said that Whoopi should be required to wear a mask 24/7/365, because ugly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 07, 2023 06:46 PM (43q0X)

39 In still think Whoopie is my Venus and even if she is not well I still want her to be my Lifelong Mate........

Posted by: Frank N. Stein at September 07, 2023 06:47 PM (p3lya)

40 33 Ace, OK if I pray for you to get better sleep?

Pfft. You don't need his consent. Nonconsensual prayer is the sexiest kind of prayer.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 06:46 PM (ppBhU)

People who get offended by people who offer to pray for them are not worth praying for.

OR they are the type of people who should be most prayed for.

Depends on how Christian you are feeling I guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 06:47 PM (icTcH)

41 * There was the makings of a good burn in there but I don't think I quite nailed it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2023 06:44 PM (aDf2E)

It's OK, Thomas.

Posted by: The Pitcher of Gimlets at September 07, 2023 06:48 PM (PiwSw)

42 Did Mitch McConnel get a note from his mother also?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 06:48 PM (eToBE)

43 >>> Bet they got bitched out by their Centurion for losing them.

Bet the Legions took a harsher approach.

Posted by: fluffy at September 07, 2023 06:48 PM (86W+h)

44 I wanna party with the three legged bear.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 07, 2023 06:48 PM (XDi3x)

45 I guess I a will get harangued by CBD now…

Only if you make some faggy comment before Sponge does.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 06:48 PM (xTRSc)

46 A mantlet was a portable wall or shelter used for stopping projectiles in medieval warfare. It could be mounted on a wheeled carriage, and protected one or several soldiers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 06:48 PM (icTcH)

47 Yes, the best person to lead the senate for the party, which requires a cogent, articulate leader to set the agenda and ensure consistent application of party objectives, is a guy who gets asked a question and doesn't respond because he's in a brain fog. Maybe it's just Slurpee brain freeze?

It's really insulting after awhile. Do they think we need a diagnosis to realize McConnell should retire?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2023 06:48 PM (oZhq1)

48 For a 'vaccine' these shots sure have a poor track record of prevention.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 06:48 PM (eToBE)

49 4 rd
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2023 06:37 PM

Have you driven one...lately?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2023 06:49 PM (aQy7p)

50 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2023 06:49 PM (T4tVD)

51 And funny, when I'm dehydrated I always become completely non-responsive and stare into space for 2 straight minutes.

Doesn't anyone?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 06:49 PM (VTu1l)

52 Remasking and so forth will not work around here... DOA. We are notably rebellious about Covid..

Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2023 06:49 PM (PCK5/)

53 I hope Carter credits Climate Change and the vaxx for a long life

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 07, 2023 06:49 PM (Eeb9P)

54 ""There's a literal bear in our patio "

*woop, woop* "Grammar Police, pull over.

Was the bear reading and reciting a book of prose?
Posted by: Marcus T

"Did you mean 'Literate'?"

Posted by: Clippy, Your Microsoft help pop-up at September 07, 2023 06:49 PM (IG4Id)

55 >>>28 Never heard of this sissyassed sisson joker. Should I have?

Not really. he's just another annoying asshole on the internet.

Posted by: ace at September 07, 2023 06:49 PM (KRtlO)

56 >>> 48 For a 'vaccine' these shots sure have a poor track record of prevention.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 06:48 PM (eToBE)

You'd think eventually one of these retards would question the idea that being vaxxed puts you in danger from the *un* vaxxed.....

nah.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2023 06:50 PM (llON8)

57 "Shocking video shows the black bear -- affectionately known in the neighborhood as "Tripod" -- nonchalantly sauntering Sunday across the screened-in patio in Lake Mary, a city roughly 20 miles north of Orlando."

I believe that The Paolo has been affectionately called - how would he say...The Tripod?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 07, 2023 06:50 PM (/iWhV)

58 43 >>> Bet they got bitched out by their Centurion for losing them.

Bet the Legions took a harsher approach.
Posted by: fluffy at September 07, 2023 06:48 PM (86W+h)

Beaten to death by the rest of the legion for falling asleep on watch.

Losing your weapon? Probably a whipping.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 06:50 PM (icTcH)

59 those vax boosted STDs killed the covids

Posted by: x at September 07, 2023 06:50 PM (frATP)

60 Bet the Legions took a harsher approach.
Posted by: fluffy at September 07, 2023 06:48 PM (86W+h)
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How many languages even have a word for "killed every tenth person?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 07, 2023 06:50 PM (ScR16)

61 There is at least one gen z gal with her head on straight! It's like finding a unicorn but it can be done.

Misha Petrov mocks the wokeness of her gen. Here she is commenting on "pronoun girl" having a meltdown. You'll have schadenfreude.

https://rumble.com/v3fqfd2-pronoun-gal-
has-meltdown-over-being-misgendered.html

Posted by: LizLem at September 07, 2023 06:50 PM (kuSTV)

62 And ace,
I didn't sleep for shit last night either. It's been a slog today. Thank You for roughing it out.

Sea Otter Awareness Week is Sept 24-30! I hope you're all ready!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 07, 2023 06:50 PM (XDi3x)

63 I wanna party with the three legged bear.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 07, 2023 06:48 PM

He's all mine!

Hey, buddy...I got Zima!

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at September 07, 2023 06:50 PM (aQy7p)

64 @18

>>what a day to ask. It had been okay but last night was a nightmare.

My sure fire method for OTC sleep help is, right before bed, 3 baby chewable aspirin, 2 extended release Tylenol and 3 5mg Melatonin Gummies.

Make sure you've emptied your bladder and haven't drank too much.

Also, alcohol is counter productive to sleeping so if you are drinking at night that might be preventing you from getting a good nights sleep.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2023 06:50 PM (aDf2E)

65 51 And funny, when I'm dehydrated I always become completely non-responsive and stare into space for 2 straight minutes.

Doesn't anyone?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 06:49 PM (VTu1l)

I say things like 'I'm thirsty' then do a Rubio.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 06:51 PM (icTcH)

66 >>>Tried ashwangandha?

I think I might have some somewhere, I didn't know it was for sleep. I'll see if I still have a bottle.

>>>Ace, OK if I pray for you to get better sleep?

Sure that would be great. but I think I'll fall asleep early tonight because I'm tuckered.

Posted by: ace at September 07, 2023 06:51 PM (KRtlO)

67 Sea Otter Awareness Week is Sept 24-30! I hope you're all ready!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 07, 2023 06:50 PM (XDi3x)
------------
And Talk Like A Pirate Day is Sept 19!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 07, 2023 06:52 PM (ScR16)

68 ""Did you mean 'Literate'?"
Posted by: Clippy, Your Microsoft help pop-up at September 07, 2023 06:49 PM (IG4Id)"

No, I mean the constant misuse of the word "literal", from the Middle English/Late Latin "litteralis", meaning "of letters" is very annoying.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2023 06:52 PM (oZhq1)

69 My governor, Henry McMaster, reiterated today that SC will not have mask mandates, will not close schools, will not lockdown.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2023 06:52 PM (mupln)

70 >>>My sure fire method for OTC sleep help is, right before bed, 3 baby chewable aspirin, 2 extended release Tylenol and 3 5mg Melatonin Gummies.

my problem isn't falling asleep -- at least that's not my big problem -- it's staying asleep.

Posted by: ace at September 07, 2023 06:52 PM (KRtlO)

71 >>> 62 And ace,
I didn't sleep for shit last night either. It's been a slog today. Thank You for roughing it out.

Sea Otter Awareness Week is Sept 24-30! I hope you're all ready!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 07, 2023 06:50 PM (XDi3x)

How do we celebrate? Should we all go surfing?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2023 06:53 PM (llON8)

72 Today, I tested negative for giving a shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2023 06:53 PM (Q4IgG)

73 66 >>>Tried ashwangandha?

I think I might have some somewhere, I didn't know it was for sleep. I'll see if I still have a bottle.

>>>Ace, OK if I pray for you to get better sleep?

Sure that would be great. but I think I'll fall asleep early tonight because I'm tuckered.
Posted by: ace at September 07, 2023 06:51 PM (KRtlO)

If I understand correctly, it is supposed to combat adrenal fatigue and regulate stress hormones better, hence better and deeper sleep. A more regular restlessness/sleepy pattern.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 06:53 PM (icTcH)

74 my problem isn't falling asleep -- at least that's not my big problem -- it's staying asleep.

Posted by: ace at September 07, 2023 06:52 PM (KRtlO)

Magnesium has really helped me stay asleep

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 07, 2023 06:53 PM (NtVYv)

75 my problem isn't falling asleep -- at least that's not my big problem -- it's staying asleep

Have you considered hiring a bed midget who could choke you out if you begin stirring?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 06:53 PM (ppBhU)

76 72 Today, I tested negative for giving a shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2023 06:53 PM (Q4IgG)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 06:54 PM (icTcH)

77 The office of Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell on Tuesday released a new report:

end of report.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2023 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

78 Amazon brand Benadryl is my go to

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 07, 2023 06:54 PM (Eeb9P)

79 Oh, that kind of tripod.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2023 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

80 Ace, my brother I keep telling you to read the Bible. It's not your body, it's your mind too consumed with the things of this world. Take it from a former insomniac.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2023 06:54 PM (oZhq1)

81 75 my problem isn't falling asleep -- at least that's not my big problem -- it's staying asleep

Have you considered hiring a bed midget who could choke you out if you begin stirring?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 06:53 PM (ppBhU)

Or stroke your fur if you start getting restless or have bad dreams.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 06:54 PM (icTcH)

82 A three-legged bear, a 10-year old girl, and Joe Biden walk into an ice cream shop....

There must be a good joke to made from the above, but I'm stumped.

Posted by: GL at September 07, 2023 06:55 PM (5fDan)

83 I was extremely embarrassed when that 81 Y/O MOH Recepient allowed his POTUS to walk away and allow the POTUS to look like an idiot. That MOH should be taken away from him for allowing this !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Frank N. Stein at September 07, 2023 06:55 PM (p3lya)

84 A re-mention of the Stern thread.

I'm astonished that no one has yet tagged him with the moniker: Howard the Coward.

Fits him like a full body condom. Needful, 'cause he's a total dick.

Now, as to that bear. You'll notice the bear sashayed across that patio. And folks are surprised it'd go for the White Claw? (...because there was no Zima or Bud Light in the fridge.)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2023 06:55 PM (e6UQI)

85 How do we celebrate? Should we all go surfing?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2023 06:53 PM

Maybe...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_19nxNfjs

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2023 06:56 PM (aQy7p)

86 ashwangandha

Sounds like the one of the ringwraiths.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 06:56 PM (ppBhU)

87 The more correct term for the javelin discovered in the cave is a pilum. Standard Roman issue. The Legionnaire was supposed to throw the weapon at the advancing enemy.

If it actually hit an enemy soldier, great. But its real value was to strike and embed in the enemy shields making the shields useless this making the soldier easy meat for the Legionnaire's spatha.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 06:56 PM (eToBE)

88 Does Doctor Ron Paul recommend the heated silver-wire treatment for VD??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 07, 2023 06:57 PM (krqg6)

89 @70

>>my problem isn't falling asleep -- at least that's not my big problem -- it's staying asleep.

Are you drinking alcohol before bedtime?

As much as we love alcohol, it is a poison, it also dehydrates you and jacks you up by forcing your body to create urine to metabolize and expel the alcohol it also creates a compound that will disrupt your sleep.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2023 06:57 PM (aDf2E)

90 To my Liberal friends. I have the sure cure for COVID...... Drink some Draino to clean out your pipes !!!!!!

Posted by: Frank N. Stein at September 07, 2023 06:57 PM (p3lya)

91 Fits him like a full body condom. Needful, 'cause he's a total dick.

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I was surprised to hear he had a trophy wife

I was less surprised to hear said trophy wife is actually a 51 year old hag with man face syndrome

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 06:57 PM (VTu1l)

92 87 The more correct term for the javelin discovered in the cave is a pilum. Standard Roman issue. The Legionnaire was supposed to throw the weapon at the advancing enemy.

If it actually hit an enemy soldier, great. But its real value was to strike and embed in the enemy shields making the shields useless this making the soldier easy meat for the Legionnaire's spatha.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 06:56 PM (eToBE)

Soft iron shank would bend and help render the shield much harder to use.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 06:57 PM (icTcH)

93 ashwangandha

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2023 06:57 PM (T4tVD)

94 To my Liberal friends. I have the sure cure for COVID...... Drink some Draino to clean out your pipes !!!!!!

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Don't forget those tide pods too! Nom nom!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 06:58 PM (VTu1l)

95 Who gives a RAT'S ASS about Stern anyway.......... The guy is just another Liberal Idiot that screwed himself over and then blames everyone else...............

Posted by: Frank N. Stein at September 07, 2023 06:58 PM (p3lya)

96 Megyn and Mary were on the wrong side when it mattered. Now their with us. Not impressed.

Posted by: jmt at September 07, 2023 06:59 PM (SHQj9)

97 Isn't Ashwangandha the name of the woman king?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 07, 2023 06:59 PM (6Jkdc)

98 Bio weapons can be made to extreme specifications. Slightly symptomatic for a few days, back to normal. HIGHLY contagious for 30 days with no symptoms, then curtains. We knew COVID was no such animal within 45 days. I’m on the dance as to whether China wiped out a huge swath of their elderly and “undesirables”. No one has numbers, do they?

Posted by: That guy who says Yay! A Nephilim Thread! at September 07, 2023 06:59 PM (FyQnD)

99 The more correct term for the javelin discovered in the cave is a pilum. Standard Roman issue. The Legionnaire was supposed to throw the weapon at the advancing enemy.

**********

Somebody's been watching The Metatron on YouTube

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 07:00 PM (VTu1l)

100 L.A. Times blames Reagan...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING: Biden administration considers forcing migrant families who enter the country without authorization to remain in Texas - LA Times

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
UPDATES: latimes.com/politics/story/2…

Biden administration considers forcing migrant families to remain in Texas
The proposal, which recalls President Reagan's efforts to limit asylum-seekers' movements in the late 1980s, is likely to draw fierce opposition from immigrant rights groups and border-state offici...

https://tinyurl.com/mt9huywk

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 07, 2023 07:00 PM (krqg6)

101 Also if you have a pilum embedded in your shield, don't hold it up during a thunder storm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 07:00 PM (eToBE)

102 Go to the beach and run around in hot sand. No one can stay awake after that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2023 07:00 PM (b4o9z)

103 Ace, have you tried prescription drugs for you sleep problem? After that, perhaps going to an overnighter at a hospital for a sleep study??

Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2023 07:00 PM (PCK5/)

104 I eat some L-tryptophan before bedtime to facilitate sleep.....

Posted by: Frank N. Stein at September 07, 2023 07:00 PM (p3lya)

105 Fuckheaded TikTok manlet and influencer Harry Sisson,

Thank you for that descriptor. When I saw Harry's tweet, I thought he was being sarcastic.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2023 07:00 PM (0Htd1)

106 Air Canada, AGAIN:

Musician says Air Canada resold his tickets, left him stranded and refused to give a refund
https://tinyurl.com/y2n7kvz5

'Patience is wearing thin': Air Canada vomit incident ignites anger of frustrated fliers
https://tinyurl.com/2s45eafz

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 07, 2023 07:01 PM (qPw5n)

107 101 Also if you have a pilum embedded in your shield, don't hold it up during a thunder storm.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 07:00 PM (eToBE)

The other armor probably would not help either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:01 PM (icTcH)

108 >>> I’m on the dance as to whether China wiped out a huge swath of their elderly and “undesirables”

Wouldn't be surprised.

If the virus doesn't get them the ambulance ride will.

Posted by: fluffy at September 07, 2023 07:01 PM (86W+h)

109 Megyn and Mary were on the wrong side when it mattered. Now their with us. Not impressed.

**************

I'm willing to be forgiving though in exchange for a few rolls in the hay

I am if nothing else, a gentleman

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 07:01 PM (VTu1l)

110 Que?

Metetron? No idea, I read books. Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 07:01 PM (eToBE)

111 I thought the pilum was supposed to break so they couldn’t throw it back at you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2023 07:02 PM (b4o9z)

112 When doubling down is their only play, you'd better believe they don't care

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 07, 2023 07:02 PM (Eeb9P)

113 I wonder if Whoopi wears her mask when she is driving alone in her car.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2023 07:02 PM (0Htd1)

114 Harry Sisson's mouth is a carwash. For dicks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 07:03 PM (ppBhU)

115 Fuckheaded TikTok manlet and influencer Harry Sisson

***************

I was actually at an influencer conference that featured a few well known influencers as hosts

Saying they're fuckheaded would actually be generous

Aside from being gay or closeted gays, the amount of brain power in that room couldnt have powered a garden flea

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 07:03 PM (VTu1l)

116 I'm willing to be forgiving though in exchange for a few rolls in the hay

I am if nothing else, a gentleman
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 07:01 PM (VTu1l)

THAT'S what ace needs to sleep. A wild night throw down with his viking cold blue eyed beauty and her nordic fury.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:03 PM (icTcH)

117 Otter 841 has already sucked all sea-otter awareness out of the room.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 07:03 PM (xTRSc)

118 *cues up Young Frankenstein*

"Roll in da hay!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 07:04 PM (eToBE)

119 Over 100, have some Unidentified Flying MEMES:
https://is.gd/RHbgNs

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2023 07:04 PM (llON8)

120 Que? Metetron? No idea, I read books. Nyah.

**************

Metatron is an Italian historian on YouTube who puts out some awesome videos on history going back to Rome. He almost got cancelled for his series on how Cleopatra wasn't black.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 07:04 PM (VTu1l)

121 >>Go to the beach and run around in hot sand. No one can stay awake after that.

Spend the day fishing in the warm sun and breathing fresh air. Sleep like the dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2023 07:04 PM (ZLI7S)

122 111 I thought the pilum was supposed to break so they couldn’t throw it back at you.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2023 07:02 PM (b4o9z)

IIRC, they did not heat harden the shaft so the end would bend. If it embedded itself in a shield, it fouls the shield and cannot be tossed back. If it just strikes the shield, the shank still bends and is not as good for throwing.

It was a roman innovation. Evidently throwing each other's spear was a great sport in the ancient world...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:05 PM (icTcH)

123 >>> 120 Que? Metetron? No idea, I read books. Nyah.

**************

Metatron is an Italian historian on YouTube who puts out some awesome videos on history going back to Rome. He almost got cancelled for his series on how Cleopatra wasn't black.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 07:04 PM (VTu1l)

She voted for OrangeManBad?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2023 07:05 PM (llON8)

124 113 Whoopi is the best argument in favor of a burka that I’ve ever seen.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 07:06 PM (xTRSc)

125 That’s true about fishing. Sometimes even the ride back home gets dicey.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2023 07:06 PM (b4o9z)

126 Metatron is an Italian historian on YouTube who puts out some awesome videos on history going back to Rome. He almost got cancelled for his series on how Cleopatra wasn't black.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 07:04 PM (VTu1l)

I have seen his videos about, but I don't think I have watched any. Have to check them out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:06 PM (icTcH)

127 Y'know who else claimed to be"the voice of the unheard"?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 07, 2023 07:06 PM (mnoTq)

128 I heard that Biden is so dumb that he wears a mask outside so that when he breathes on a tree the tree will not catch COVID..............

Posted by: Frank N. Stein at September 07, 2023 07:06 PM (p3lya)

129 Evidently throwing each other's spear was a great sport in the ancient world...

Buncha Greek homos handling each others shafts.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 07:06 PM (ppBhU)

130 A friend has named the new covid variant, " Ballot Box Fever"
Pass it on.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at September 07, 2023 07:07 PM (dMrQI)

131 129 Evidently throwing each other's spear was a great sport in the ancient world...

Buncha Greek homos handling each others shafts.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 07:06 PM (ppBhU)

*clicks stopwatch*

7 comments. We can do better, horde.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:07 PM (icTcH)

132 Whoopie is a great candidate for a Micheal Myers Face Mask...............

Posted by: Frank N. Stein at September 07, 2023 07:08 PM (p3lya)

133 Buncha Greek homos handling each others shafts.

So you've been to the Greek Olympics in a previous life...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 07:08 PM (eToBE)

134 127 Alexander Graham Bell?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 07:08 PM (xTRSc)

135
wanna party with the three legged bear.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan

Maybe after a few White Claws he'll tell you how he lost his leg.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2023 07:09 PM (63Dwl)

136 I thought the pilum was supposed to break so they couldn’t throw it back at you.
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The top third or so was all metal and would bend, making it useless to the enemy. After battle, the Romans collected them and straightened them out and reissued them.

And the infantry swords were a gladius I think or those replaced the spatha. [Or those were cavalry swords??]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 07, 2023 07:09 PM (krqg6)

137 I have seen his videos about, but I don't think I have watched any. Have to check them out.

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They're pretty good, and he tries to stick to the historical empirical evidence as much as possible. One of his latest videos challenged the lefty assertion that Rome was inclusive and diverse because they had a very loose immigration policy.

That loose immigration policy also had the minor stipulation that you obey all Roman laws, cede your cultural heritage, to which any defiance against such laws would result in your hands being cut off and exterminating your race

But you know, other than that, muy inclusive and diverso

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 07:09 PM (VTu1l)

138 Here is the weather forecast for the Cordoba Province, Argentina, by Rocio Illanes

(I always loved the name Rocio)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7wEVtteSA

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2023 07:10 PM (xhaym)

139 "L.A. Times blames Reagan..."

I blame Reagan. He was singularly focused on the collapsing Soviet threat and totally oblivious to the enemy within that we ascendant now.

Posted by: jmt at September 07, 2023 07:10 PM (SHQj9)

140
And funny, when I'm dehydrated I always become completely non-responsive and stare into space for 2 straight minutes.

Doesn't anyone?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

+++++++++++

I don't really know, because I have such biological superpowers that a mild intake of liquids or even solids while sitting at a desk or occasionally standing to speak allows my body to function normally. Doctors are baffled.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 07:10 PM (lCaJd)

141 Most spears were launched using atlatl. Much more effective than hand throwing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2023 07:10 PM (b4o9z)

142 Also, if someone is taking something like Xanax or other type of Benzodiazepines or SSRI or other antidepressant can experience bad sleep.

Bottom line, there are a lot of things that can interfere with sleep.

Could be dietary, could be environmental, etc.

Not sleeping sucks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2023 07:10 PM (aDf2E)

143 First was the gladius and then the spatha.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 07:10 PM (eToBE)

144 She voted for OrangeManBad?!

************

Probably twice

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 07:10 PM (VTu1l)

145 People say that the average IQ is 100. I don't know.
They also say that most people who have jobs, college degrees, and who can function in life are 80 or above.

But I have noticed a lot of people who seem to think that a mask is some kind of magical talisman. That is protects you even when you are home alone. Or alone in your car. That somehow a mask prevents you from getting sick off your own breath.

I think "functional retards" are a much bigger percentage of society. like maybe half.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 07, 2023 07:11 PM (cnU4j)

146 Had a T-storms but was in basement painting, go see I'd anything happened

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2023 07:12 PM (fwDg9)

147 Booze seems to cure most of my sleep problems,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 07:12 PM (xTRSc)

148 the lefty assertion that Rome was inclusive and diverse because they had a very loose immigration policy.
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And as I've seen from British history and archeological TV shows, pretending that an e.g. North African unit serving at Hadrian's Wall were black Africans.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 07, 2023 07:13 PM (krqg6)

149 Not sleeping sucks.

I think the key is to just not stay awake. Try to be unconscious. Or even asleep.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 07:13 PM (ppBhU)

150 But I have noticed a lot of people who seem to think that a mask is some kind of magical talisman. That is protects you even when you are home alone. Or alone in your car. That somehow a mask prevents you from getting sick off your own breath.

I think "functional retards" are a much bigger percentage of society. like maybe half.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 07, 2023 07:11 PM (cnU4j)

Fetishistic thinking.

Cargo cults do not come from nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:13 PM (icTcH)

151 I think "functional retards" are a much bigger percentage of society. like maybe half.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 07, 2023 07:11 PM (cnU4j)

A lot of people outsource their understanding and morality to third parties with credentials because they only thing they learned is obedience.
And life is too complex to be understood if the only thing you know is to be obedient.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2023 07:14 PM (xhaym)

152 Tripod.
Poor bear probably got a leg caught in a trap.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 07, 2023 07:14 PM (MeG8a)

153 “Atlatl” is one of my favorite words.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 07:14 PM (xTRSc)

154 We just had a thunderstorm and hail here. All the vehicles were in but my poor truck. It's not the first time it got a few beauty marks.

Posted by: fd at September 07, 2023 07:14 PM (vFG9F)

155 143 First was the gladius and then the spatha.
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Okay, Anna. I sit corrected.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 07, 2023 07:14 PM (krqg6)

156 Fuck I hated it when Putin called the US an empire of lies, but he wasn't wrong.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 07, 2023 07:14 PM (ybIRR)

157 Mitch the Bitch's job is to vote how he is told and stop any real conservative opposition from acquiring political power.

Looks to me like he is doing that job perfectly.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2023 07:14 PM (lc5cP)

158 Sisson has to be an op.

The only question in FBI or ChiCom?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2023 07:15 PM (wsSEe)

159 Metatron is an Italian historian on YouTube who puts out some awesome videos on history going back to Rome. He almost got cancelled for his series on how Cleopatra wasn't black.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort

Yeah, right after declaring BBC's revisionism of black soldiers being part of the Roman occupation of England as legit because he looked at pics of Greek and Roman paintings online, ones depicting dark-complected men, and said sub-saharan africans were definitely part of the Roman occupation of England.

He's interesting, but when he's wrong, he's really wrong.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2023 07:15 PM (IG4Id)

160 Rome became inclusive, in fact so inclusive they had wandering bands of barbarians inside their borders...

And these Leftists probably still wonder how the Roman Empire fell. And it wasn't because of lead poisoning for sure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 07:15 PM (eToBE)

161 Cargo cults do not come from nothing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:13 PM (icTcH)

No. The cargo comes from John Frum. He will return if we make a world fit for it to exist.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2023 07:15 PM (xhaym)

162 5 year old Grandson just walked into the room, stopped, looked off into the distance and said, Nothing Makes Sense, paused for a beat, walked out of the room.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2023 07:15 PM (aDf2E)

163 The name of the world's 10th tallest mountain, and a nic appearing in this thread, are similar enough that it caused me several double-takes, and changing of screen size just to be sure.

5000 quatloos to whoever figures it out first.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 07, 2023 07:15 PM (8AONa)

164 Good piece today from Out kick, linked at HA, about the impending death of ESPN and what he he labels an extinction level event for much of cable sports. Sounds extreme, but then he details all the ways that the financial basis for the current system is collapsing. Very well argued.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2023 07:15 PM (i9ffA)

165 No, the lead poisoning just kept things interesting.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2023 07:16 PM (b4o9z)

166 There are plenty of people with high IQs without a lick of sense.

Posted by: fd at September 07, 2023 07:16 PM (vFG9F)

167 I think anna is right. The gladius was the short straight sword. Then when the Romans took Spain from Carthage they got Spanish sword craft and better metallurgy and went to the 'Spanish spatha.' Spathe? That is what spell check is saying but I thought it was an a.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:16 PM (icTcH)

168
Poor bear probably got a leg caught in a trap.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

He can't walk out. He loves you too much, baby.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2023 07:17 PM (63Dwl)

169 Get a 100% Grade 6A Mulberry silk pillow. Sleep like Obozo after drowning his chef.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at September 07, 2023 07:17 PM (nnp+f)

170 I haven't read the sidebar story yet but if they were found in a water body, or a dried out one, they may have been offerings to a god or the spirit, or whatever, of the spring/stream.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 07, 2023 07:18 PM (krqg6)

171 162 5 year old Grandson just walked into the room, stopped, looked off into the distance and said, Nothing Makes Sense, paused for a beat, walked out of the room.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2023 07:15 PM (aDf2E)

Well, he's not wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:18 PM (icTcH)

172 Matt Wallace
@MattWallace888
🚨 Rumors Are Circulating That Barack & Michelle Obama Have Split Up Due To An Affair 🚨

Michelle Is Currently ALONE In Majorca, Spain & Looks VERY DISTRESSED!

⚠️ THIS COMES ONLY WEEKS AFYER THEIR PRIVATE CHEF TAFARI CAMPBELL DIED UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 07, 2023 07:18 PM (TGPs7)

173 “Atlatl” is one of my favorite words.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 07:14 PM (xTRSc)

Atlatls were generally abandoned in Asia and Europe, though the Macedonians used a throwing sling of sort that also supposedly imparted a spin to the javelin as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2023 07:18 PM (xhaym)

174 Trannies also had a legion manwomaning the Hadrian Wall

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2023 07:18 PM (fwDg9)

175 And it wasn't because of lead poisoning for sure.

We must ban boolitz bcuz anyway!!

Posted by: Gavin newsom at September 07, 2023 07:19 PM (mnoTq)

176
Biden administration considers forcing migrant families who enter the country without authorization to remain in Texas

+++++++++++

How in hell are they gonna do that? The procedure is, illegals are released with a show-up date for an asylum hearing and no need to report their whereabouts. What are the Bidenites going to do, post Border Patrol at the I-10 borders for New Mexico and whatever state it is that's east of Texas?

Whadda joke. It's not feasible, it's not legal, and it's not progressive!

I'm not done ranting about this, but I'll run out of room.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 07:19 PM (lCaJd)

177 fd, how is your son doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2023 07:19 PM (PLHBm)

178 163 The name of the world's 10th tallest mountain, and a nic appearing in this thread, are similar enough that it caused me several double-takes, and changing of screen size just to be sure.
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There's a mountain named Biggus Dickus??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 07, 2023 07:19 PM (krqg6)

179 from a previous thread:

139 We need a single standard of justice.. so we'll use pardons and commutations as appropriate to ensure that everyone's treated equally.

------------------

Things have gone far beyond just needing pardons.

When something is irredeemably corrupt you pretty much have to raze it to the ground and start over.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 07, 2023 03:56 PM (T5lnw)

Unfortunately this is exactly what Cloward and Piven advocated: Destroy the capitalist system and replace it with the socialist utopian system. You destroy it by overwhelming the welfare system: HELLO FLOOD OF ILLEGAL ALIEN INVADERS: who get treated far better than our veterans!?! Drain the capital reserves of the country and pile on debt to where it is unsustainable: the whole system crashes and then get rebuilt. Omlettes, eggs, bummer.

I think the blood is going to run in the streets.

Posted by: Toothless Appalachian Cat Prick at September 07, 2023 07:20 PM (FqaNd)

180 In response to an earlier question about Jill Biden. I'm not a guy, of course, but yes, I think Jill Biden was attractive when younger:

https://tinyurl.com/ycsejd6w

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2023 07:20 PM (RSbhh)

181 Have people never seen southern italians or sicilians?

They were pretty damn dark (especially after marhing in the sun 20 miles a day. Especially when compared to the native english or nordic assholes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:20 PM (icTcH)

182 Trannies also had a legion manwomaning the Hadrian Wall

They has pilums too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 07:20 PM (ppBhU)

183 Three of the swords found in the Jewish cave are being called spatha

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 07:20 PM (eToBE)

184 There's an old piece in some online rag I can't remember about the Congressional Pharmacy. And its Pharmacist. And the number of Alzheimer's prescriptions and other dementia related meds he dispenses every month. Along with a litany of other meds for our political betters.

TL;DR.... these are some sick fucks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2023 07:21 PM (Q4IgG)

185 There's a really sickening story out of UT about a hell mommy, well make that 2 moms from hell.

A family vlogger, Ruby Franke and her lover Jodi Hildebran have been arrested on six counts each of felony child abuse.

The backstory and details are repulsive, it's a mash-up of Dickens and Stephen King with a postmodern cherry on top.

Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2023 07:21 PM (8hbSF)

186 Have Split Up Due To An Affair

Bathouse Barry steps out!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 07, 2023 07:21 PM (mnoTq)

187 How long until a deranged person marries her trusty mask.

Posted by: PG at September 07, 2023 07:21 PM (afPT4)

188 Michelle Is Currently ALONE In Majorca, Spain & Looks VERY DISTRESSED!

⚠️ THIS COMES ONLY WEEKS AFYER THEIR PRIVATE CHEF TAFARI CAMPBELL DIED UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 07, 2023 07:18 PM (TGPs7)

One of the rumors is that Mr. Obamas injured eyes and hands were from Big Mike trying to pry him off of the cook when he came home unexpected.

As rumors go it is more plausible than "failed assassination attempt" because it posits that someone could mistake the jacked chef for wraith-like Obama

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2023 07:21 PM (xhaym)

189
Tripod.
Poor bear probably got a leg caught in a trap.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

+++++++++++

I had to stop watching even though I knew it was going to get "cute." Felt sorry for that wild animal with a major limb missing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 07:21 PM (lCaJd)

190 from my mammy herald:

Hurricane Lee rapidly intensified from Cat 2 to Cat 4 storm. It’s forecast to get stronger

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 07, 2023 07:22 PM (B1FKF)

191 Whenever I can't sleep it usually indicates that I have been insufficiently active during the day, or I ate too much and too late.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 07, 2023 07:22 PM (MeG8a)

192 It's easy. They assign a location and tie the benefit card to that area. Bank declines card if not from a set of zip codes. CBDC will be a hoot.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 07, 2023 07:23 PM (Eeb9P)

193 185 There's a really sickening story out of UT about a hell mommy, well make that 2 moms from hell.

A family vlogger, Ruby Franke and her lover Jodi Hildebran have been arrested on six counts each of felony child abuse.

The backstory and details are repulsive, it's a mash-up of Dickens and Stephen King with a postmodern cherry on top.
Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2023 07:21 PM (8hbSF)

I just watched an angry cops video on that. Lemme see if I can find the link...

https://tinyurl.com/2uw5hten

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:23 PM (icTcH)

194 He's interesting, but when he's wrong, he's really wrong.

***********

LOL

oh well, I find him interesting regardless, because he's fairly anti-woke, and his videos against woke historians and idiot historians (but I repeat myself) are intriguing

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 07:24 PM (VTu1l)

195 I should like to claim the 5000 quatloos, if a certain mecha cat-girl has not done so already.

Posted by: fluffy at September 07, 2023 07:24 PM (86W+h)

196
Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2023 07:21 PM (8hbSF)

+++++++++++++

Saw that hideous story on a YouTube channel that usually does light nonsense, but the guy was horrified and mad as hell. As usual, Child Protective Services failed on Child, Protect, and Service.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 07:24 PM (lCaJd)

197 "5 year old Grandson just walked into the room, stopped, looked off into the distance and said, Nothing Makes Sense, paused for a beat, walked out of the room."

Tell him that's the only thing that makes sense and blow his mind.

Posted by: fd at September 07, 2023 07:24 PM (vFG9F)

198 181 Have people never seen southern italians or sicilians?

They were pretty damn dark (especially after marhing in the sun 20 miles a day. Especially when compared to the native english or nordic assholes.

Here's a fact. I don't know if you know . . . .

Posted by: zombie dennis hopper at September 07, 2023 07:25 PM (ppBhU)

199 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5m
JUST IN - US Appeals Court grants a temporary stay allowing Texas to keep in place floating buoys that were placed in the middle of the Rio Grande to block migrants from illegally crossing US-Mexico border - Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 07, 2023 07:25 PM (krqg6)

200 Most spears were launched using atlatl. Much more effective than hand throwing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2023 07:10 PM

I've mentioned here the story of my anthropology professor accidentally tossing one of those wooden school pointers with rubber tips out a third story building during a class atlatl demonstration. Luckily no one was impaled below.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2023 07:25 PM (azYCi)

201 Anyway, time to toddle. This TBD-1 won't get finished if I tarry here.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2023 07:25 PM (eToBE)

202 re 188: uk daily mail had some pics of daughter sasha looking a bit... uh... plump

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 07, 2023 07:25 PM (B1FKF)

203 I think anna is right. The gladius was the short straight sword. Then when the Romans took Spain from Carthage they got Spanish sword craft and better metallurgy and went to the 'Spanish spatha.' Spathe? That is what spell check is saying but I thought it was an a.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

A lot of this gets easier once you realize the Mediterranean was one coherent region with civilizations/cities trading and fighting constantly for 10k+ years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2023 07:26 PM (IG4Id)

204

Actually this amazing creature has lost two legs, that big thing in the back is his elephant sized dong! Crikey!

Don't look, Bindi!

Posted by: Zombie Steve Irwin at September 07, 2023 07:26 PM (4NvMS)

205 n response to an earlier question about Jill Biden. I'm not a guy, of course, but yes, I think Jill Biden was attractive when younger:

https://tinyurl.com/ycsejd6w

A Griffs hamburger 7.

Posted by: Morons R Uz at September 07, 2023 07:26 PM (RilAR)

206 Michelle Is Currently ALONE In Majorca, Spain & Looks VERY DISTRESSED!

*********

Oh noes!

Who will the LGBTQWERTYUIOPASDFG+ look to now as a perfect example of a perfect marriage between a gay man and a tranny???

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 07, 2023 07:26 PM (VTu1l)

207 @197

>>Tell him that's the only thing that makes sense and blow his mind.

This is wisdom.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2023 07:26 PM (aDf2E)

208 "fd, how is your son doing?
Posted by: Ben Had"

He's feeling a little better today and had a video conference with a doctor. I think he's coming out of it. Thank you for asking.

Posted by: fd at September 07, 2023 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

209 Michelle Is Currently ALONE In Majorca, Spain & Looks VERY DISTRESSED!
.......

and Sasha is obviously binge eating.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2023 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

210 5 year old Grandson just walked into the room, stopped, looked off into the distance and said, Nothing Makes Sense, paused for a beat, walked out of the room.

out of the mouths of babes

I recall my friend's son suddenly blurting out, as we crossed a city street: "I don't know why I ever came to this trash world!"

he was 7 at the time

Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2023 07:27 PM (8hbSF)

211 202 re 188: uk daily mail had some pics of daughter sasha looking a bit... uh... plump

She looks like every low-rent hooker you ever saw on Cops! or The First 48.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 07:28 PM (ppBhU)

212 So do Barry and Mooch go to Gay Divorce Court or Tranny Divorce Court?

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2023 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

213 Local high school chick is a kicker for the football team. Local news did a thing on her. (Of course, she played soccer, so it makes sense.)

My question is, if you are a team member, can you smack her on the ass if she makes an extra point or field goal?

Follow up question: can you smack her ass if she MISSES?

She is cute, so...

Inquiring minds want to know

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 07, 2023 07:28 PM (ufFY8)

214
This is fun. I'm about to start a gig in a solid blue wealthy enclave of Central California and I told my mom it would be totally safe because there are only three roads in, and two of them are toll bridges. The place is white as snow.

I just saw the looting video on Twitter.

Oh well.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 07:29 PM (lCaJd)

215 Someone mentioned Biden and breasts, so that made me think of some busty chick draped over a corvette. Could not find the right year vette so here is Denise Milani in front of a Ford GT:

https://tinyurl.com/mexwh5d8

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:29 PM (icTcH)

216 Sleep - Hylands Restless PM or 100mg sublingual GABA + 5-HTP

Posted by: Norkler at September 07, 2023 07:30 PM (hZbnZ)

217 Hey Harry Sisson, how's the view with your nose so far up doc jills ass?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2023 07:30 PM (uSHSS)

218 You can get some awesome force from an atlatl. And a pretty good rate of fire. It's a skill worth cultivating.

Posted by: fd at September 07, 2023 07:30 PM (vFG9F)

219 I think Jill Biden was attractive when younger:

https://tinyurl.com/ycsejd6w

A Griffs hamburger 7.
Posted by: Morons R Uz at September 07, 2023 07:26 PM (RilAR)

I can see why Dumbshit Biden pounded that.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 07, 2023 07:30 PM (ufFY8)

220 Brian Stelter is 100% heterosexual. This video by Dave Landau proves it, LOL:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yqyLI1eUy1E

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2023 07:30 PM (OyOhQ)

221 I volunteer to check Mitch McConnell’s prostate the old fashioned way.

Just to be 100% sure he’s ok.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2023 07:30 PM (R/m4+)

222 @202

>>uk daily mail had some pics of daughter sasha looking a bit... uh... plump

Well, incidence of obesity in Blacks is very high, she's also a known pot head, also being essentially a royal layabout is probably not helping matters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2023 07:30 PM (aDf2E)

223 Holy shit, the sycophantic fury with which these goddamn goobers flock to Twitter to fellate their democratic leaders is so fucking sad.

OH HOORAY VACCINE LEADERS FOR SAVING DOCTOR JILL FROM THA COVIDZ

fuck off, fags

Posted by: ballistic at September 07, 2023 07:31 PM (oXNqT)

224 219 I think Jill Biden was attractive when younger:

https://tinyurl.com/ycsejd6w

A Griffs hamburger 7.
Posted by: Morons R Uz at September 07, 2023 07:26 PM (RilAR)

I can see why Dumbshit Biden pounded that.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 07, 2023 07:30 PM (ufFY

Looks like a 70s horror movie heroine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:31 PM (icTcH)

225 My favorite thing about the series Justified was the dialog. Everyone spoke very direct, polite, and sparingly.

I wish 13yo kids with bears on their lanai making video spoke more like Timothy Oliphant and less like some hysterical woman.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 07, 2023 07:31 PM (cnU4j)

226 Biden administration considers forcing migrant families who enter the country without authorization to remain in Texas

+++++++++++

How in hell are they gonna do that?

Move the Mexican border to the north of Texas.
And Texas doesn't get to vote in the election because they cannot control all the undocumented immigrants.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 07, 2023 07:32 PM (ga8qR)

227 Good piece today from Out kick, linked at HA, about the impending death of ESPN and what he he labels an extinction level event for much of cable sports. Sounds extreme, but then he details all the ways that the financial basis for the current system is collapsing. Very well argued.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2023 07:15 PM (i9ffA)

Whitlock has talked about this on his podcast. Basically 20% of sport viewers have been subsidized by the other 80% non sports viewers. This is coming to an end and ESPN is on death watch.

Posted by: jmt at September 07, 2023 07:32 PM (SHQj9)

228 Nice headlights, I mean... er, taillights.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

229 Matt Wallace
@MattWallace888
🚨 Rumors Are Circulating That Barack & Michelle Obama Have Split Up Due To An Affair 🚨
Posted by: Mister Ghost

So is Barry getting strange dick, or is Michael giving strange dick? On second thought, I really don't want to know.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2023 07:32 PM (gxWYa)

230 So is Barry getting strange dick, or is Michael giving strange dick? On second thought, I really don't want to know.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2023 07:32 PM (gxWYa)

Who is more likely to beat someone to death?

My money would be on Mike.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:33 PM (icTcH)

231 As usual, Child Protective Services failed on Child, Protect, and Service.

this seems to be a continuing theme

ppl were convinced that Franke benefited from teh White Privilege, that's why CPS let her go. But locally, there have been stories of Black children dying from family abusers because CPS dropped the ball.

no race is safe from CPS slackrs

Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2023 07:33 PM (8hbSF)

232 Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:29 PM (icTcH)

Women actually pay to have their breasts enlarged so as to to make them look like circus freaks so they can make money online?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2023 07:33 PM (RSbhh)

233 Well, incidence of obesity in Blacks is very high, she's also a known pot head, also being essentially a royal layabout is probably not helping matters.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2023 07:30 PM (aDf2E)

No job, genetically lazy from Dad(?), pot head, munchies...

Duh. Express train to Fat Town, population her.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 07, 2023 07:33 PM (ufFY8)

234 @227

>> This is coming to an end and ESPN is on death watch.

As long as I have steady access to women's curling and women's biathlon, all will be right in the world.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2023 07:33 PM (aDf2E)

235 Local high school chick is a kicker for the football team. Local news did a thing on her. (Of course, she played soccer, so it makes sense.)

My question is, if you are a team member, can you smack her on the ass if she makes an extra point or field goal?

Follow up question: can you smack her ass if she MISSES?

She is cute, so...

Inquiring minds want to know
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 07, 2023 07:28 PM (ufFY

Pro ass slapping...for inclusivity!

Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2023 07:33 PM (1Yy3c)

236 Rand Paul should probably brush up on his practical medical skills. The ever-rising age of our DC overlords and his status as A Doctor In The House means he's probably gonna have to follow in Bill Frist's footsteps and render aid when these old farts start having medical emergencies.

Posted by: CppThis at September 07, 2023 07:34 PM (PZvjL)

237 The same people insisting that you can have COVID-19 for three hours also want to fix Global Warming.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 07, 2023 07:34 PM (sD7y4)

238 The Obama's breaking up because of a gay affair would be just perfect. All of DC is an incestuous cesspool of disgusting perverted criminals.

Posted by: fd at September 07, 2023 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

239 Women actually pay to have their breasts enlarged so as to to make them look like circus freaks so they can make money online?

Some women. And Brian Stelter.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 07, 2023 07:34 PM (ppBhU)

240 A lot of people outsource their understanding and morality to third parties with credentials because they only thing they learned is obedience.
And life is too complex to be understood if the only thing you know is to be obedient.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2023 07:14 PM (xhaym)

These people also believe this makes them the smart ones.

Posted by: Emmie at September 07, 2023 07:34 PM (Sf2cq)

241 I wanna party with the three legged bear.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 07, 2023 06:48 PM (XDi3x)

Not to brag or anything, but my nickname in college was Tripod.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2023 07:35 PM (uSHSS)

242 75
'a bed midget who could choke you out '

Around the neck,right?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 07, 2023 07:35 PM (roH4R)

243 Women actually pay to have their breasts enlarged so as to to make them look like circus freaks so they can make money online?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2023 07:33 PM (RSbhh)

It's always one I wonder about. Some are naturally busty and employ good clothing. Some start out natural and get implants later to keep things from going south. Then there are the ones who start out fake from the beginning.

I think Ms Milani is in the second group. Camera angle/lens also makes a difference.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:35 PM (icTcH)

244 Cafe.

Posted by: The Pitcher of Gimlets at September 07, 2023 07:35 PM (PiwSw)

245 Would you give this man CPR?
*looks down at Mitch*

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2023 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

246 Women actually pay to have their breasts enlarged so as to to make them look like circus freaks so they can make money online?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2023 07:33 PM (RSbhh)

Cleavage Capitalism, instead of Savage Capitalism.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 07, 2023 07:36 PM (ufFY8)

247 Nood and FIRST

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2023 07:36 PM (RIvkX)

248 242 75
'a bed midget who could choke you out '

Around the neck,right?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 07, 2023 07:35 PM (roH4R)

A Groom of the Choker, if you will.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:36 PM (icTcH)

249 So is Barry getting strange dick..
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2023 07:32 PM (gxWYa)

Oh noes he din int! I bees kicking his narrow behind to da curb.

His high yellow as bees all lyin an frontin….

Posted by: Mike Obama, scorned spouse at September 07, 2023 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

250 "My question is, if you are a team member, can you smack her on the ass if she makes an extra point or field goal?'

You wouldn't dare!

Posted by: Yeoman Rand at September 07, 2023 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

251
Michelle Is Currently ALONE In Majorca, Spain & Looks VERY DISTRESSED!

+++++++++++++

I'm 100% sure that Barack is a detestable traveling companion and Michelle's solace in life is shopping and food. Possible that her daughters aren't close to her.

Be interesting to see who Val-Jar sides with.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 07:37 PM (lCaJd)

252 Ms. Milani needs reduction surgery, if anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 07, 2023 07:38 PM (ufFY8)

253 Megyn Kelly: I regret having gotten the vaccine, because even though I was "immunized," I got covid "many times." I also got an autoimmune disorder which my rheumatologist says definitely might be linked to the vaccine.
-

I truly feel bad for these folks. I know credentialism is important to them, but there was plenty of information about the lack of deaths, lack of risks, lack of research, etc

It makes me sad to know that, for the most part, Americans aren't too far removed from 7th graders.

Except 7th graders know how science works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 07, 2023 07:38 PM (sD7y4)

254 I should like to claim the 5000 quatloos, if a certain mecha cat-girl has not done so already.

Posted by: fluffy

====

I'm not sure she's even aware.

Now, if you'd be so kind as to transmit certain bank and credit card Information, blessings of quatloos will certainly soon be upon you.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 07, 2023 07:39 PM (8AONa)

255 "Rumors Are Circulating That Barack & Michelle Obama Have Split Up Due To An Affair"

Mysteriously dead chef, mysterious black eye, Larry Sinclair in the news...

Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2023 07:40 PM (SYTee)

256 I think Jill Biden was attractive when younger:

https://tinyurl.com/ycsejd6w

A Griffs hamburger 7.
Posted by: Morons R Uz at September 07, 2023 07:26 PM (RilAR)

I can see why Dumbshit Biden pounded that.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at

Hunter?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 07, 2023 07:40 PM (ga8qR)

257 252 Ms. Milani needs reduction surgery, if anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 07, 2023 07:38 PM (ufFY

Most of her stuff is from the late 00s and early teens. She evidently got really into body building, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2023 07:40 PM (icTcH)

258 Biden admin cancels remaining seven oil & gas leases on Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 07, 2023 07:40 PM (krqg6)

259 Local high school chick is a kicker for the football team. Local news did a thing on her. (Of course, she played soccer, so it makes sense.)

Granddaughter #2 of Diogenes can regularly kick a soccer ball thru the uprights from the 45 yard line. With either foot.
And yes, she will be playing D-1 soccer next year.
She's cute too. (Mrs D's genes)

Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2023 07:41 PM (uSHSS)

260 157
'stop any real conservative opposition from acquiring political power'

And I'll cheer when he assumes room temperature.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 07, 2023 07:52 PM (roH4R)

261 Dr Monahan is a USN career pawn, a Hem/Onc who has not practiced general internal medicine, much less neurology. And as a retired Hem/Onc who switched to Primary Care Internal Medicine, I can assure you his appointment as Capitol Physician by Barack Obama was a political/mob appointment and I wouldn’t trust him caring for my worst enemies. He’s a wannabe Fauci. His statements re: turtlehead Mitch are contrived to distract from likely diagnosis of Parkinson’s Disease.

Posted by: VizzinisGuess at September 07, 2023 07:55 PM (h8s0C)

262 Whistleblowers in the Banking Industry Warned the Federal Government About the Bidens Hoovering Up Suspicious Truckloads of Foreign Money in 2015

Posted by: SMOD at September 07, 2023 08:22 PM (RovqD)

263 McConnell's glitch looked like a "petit mal" (aka "absent") seizure. My youngest child used to have these occasionally.

Posted by: OCBill at September 07, 2023 09:12 PM (SUECK)

264 Dr Jill had covid, but then recovered in record time. How do we know this? Well, the tests...
You believe that the tests are precise and accurate? As the commercial says, "How adorable."8

Posted by: buuddhaha at September 08, 2023 12:02 AM (DcBwE)

265 "227 Good piece today from Out kick, linked at HA, about the impending death of ESPN and what he he labels an extinction level event for much of cable sports. Sounds extreme, but then he details all the ways that the financial basis for the current system is collapsing. Very well argued.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2023 07:15 PM (i9ffA)

Whitlock has talked about this on his podcast. Basically 20% of sport viewers have been subsidized by the other 80% non sports viewers. This is coming to an end and ESPN is on death watch."

Oh, it's way worse than that: a.) Sports in general is about to be in big trouble, because with ESPN failing and other networks not doing great either, rights fees are about to plummet. The PAC-12 is patient zero of this. b.) Entertainment companies in general are in trouble, because they've also been profiting off the cross-subsidy of some networks by others, and it has made them fat, lazy, and nakedly biased. With that subsidy gone, they've got big problems.

Posted by: Joe Smith at September 08, 2023 12:47 AM (QINni)

266 This is a story that ran on the front page of the local major newspaper, and therefor on the front page of every newspaper in the USA. It stated that 200, I say again, TWO HUNDRED!!! children got COVID. Out of what, 40 million? That is one out of every 200,000. That means, in any major metropolitan area, in a space of two years, there was ONE child that caught the virus. ONE.

Oh, and the symptoms, two days of a mild cough. Panic in the streets!

Or are you telling me that the "paper of record", the "legitimate news", is printing bald faced lies on the front page of every newspaper in America?

Children are immune.

Oh, and "the pandemic" is over. What, haven't you heard? Viruses mutate, this one mutated. There used to be 4 coronaviruses in the 200 different viruses that make up "the common cold", now there are five. The symptoms of the dominant form of "COVID", Omicron, is a few days of the sniffles. When it was first discovered, in South Africa, it was so mild that not one person was hospitalized. the only way it could hurt you is if you also caught Pneumonia. So we need to mandate masks, because Pneumonia breeds in masks.

Posted by: Nightfall at September 08, 2023 12:01 PM (xd3qE)

267 Oh, and viruses mutate. This one mutated, it is not COVID, it is Omicron, it is the common cold. Any story that says COVID is coming back is there for a lie. It is medical malpractice and practicing medicine without a license.

Posted by: Nightfall at September 08, 2023 12:05 PM (xd3qE)

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