David Weiss Clams He'll Indict Hunter On Gun Charges<br>And Then, Coincidentally Enough, Jack Smith Reported to Be Preparing New Charges Against Trump

David Weiss Clams He'll Indict Hunter On Gun Charges
And Then, Coincidentally Enough, Jack Smith Reported to Be Preparing New Charges Against Trump

It's amazing, isn't it?

The cover-up continues. Weiss will not charge Hunter Biden with a gun charge -- he perpetrated a fraud on the court to deliver Hunter a get out of jail free card when he earlier had the chance to prosecute him -- but he will continue pretending he's an Eager Beaver Legal Eagle, so that the Rubes don't suspect he's actually working for the defense.

Special counsel David Weiss intends to seek an indictment against President Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, relating to gun charges by the end of the month, the Justice Department said Wednesday.
Hunter Biden had previously reached a deal involving a gun possession charge that would have allowed him to avoid prosecution if he met certain conditions over a 24 month period. Once his plea deal fell apart in court the future of the gun deal has been in limbo.
"The Speedy Trial Act requires that the Government obtain the return of an indictment by a grand jury by Friday, September 29, 2023, at the earliest. The Government intends to seek the return of an indictment in this case before that date," the special counsel's office said in a court filing.

And of course there can be no news on the Hunter/Joe Biden corruption case without Democrat hitman Jack Smith counter-programming against Trump.

Special counsel Jack Smith continues his investigation into attempts to legally contest the 2020 election, even a month after indicting Donald Trump for allegedly orchestrating a wide-ranging "conspiracy" to win presidential re-election.
A recent report from CNN suggests that Smith is extending his efforts to potentially indict Trump for raising millions of dollars following the 2020 election under the pretext of investigating widespread voter fraud. He is actively seeking information regarding the allocation of these funds for the inspection of voting machines.
It should be noted that Smith's prosecution team is likely the source of an illegal leak to CNN.
Interrogations conducted with two recent witnesses reveal Smith's focus on understanding how the funds, collected based on accusations of voter fraud, were utilized to support efforts to tamper with voting equipment in several states won by Joe Biden. Multiple sources familiar with the ongoing investigation reportedly told this to CNN.

You mean, they attempted to discover if these machines could be tampered with.

And Jack Smith now says that investigating allegations of Democrat fraud is a criminal act.

...
"According to invoices obtained by CNN, Powell's non-profit, Defending the Republic, hired forensics firms that ultimately accessed voting equipment in four swing states won by Biden: Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Arizona," CNN noted.

Posted by: Ace at 04:39 PM

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1 We were just saying...

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 06, 2023 04:39 PM (krqg6)

2 Now we know what Hunter Biden is next.

Posted by: rd at September 06, 2023 04:39 PM (9dSHc)

3 Podium anyway

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2023 04:39 PM (fwDg9)

4 nooded and...

||Jack Smith is Preparing NEW Charges Against Donald Trump
Special counsel Jack Smith continues his investigation into attempts to legally contest the 2020 election, even a month after indicting Donald Trump for allegedly orchestrating a wide-ranging “conspiracy” to win presidential re-election.

A recent report from CNN suggests that Smith is extending his efforts to potentially indict Trump for raising millions of dollars following the 2020 election under the pretext of investigating widespread voter fraud. He is actively seeking information regarding the allocation of these funds for the inspection of voting machines.

It should be noted that Smith’s prosecution team is likely the source of an illegal leak to CNN.||

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 06, 2023 04:41 PM (krqg6)

5 top seven

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2023 04:41 PM (B1FKF)

6 Oops; #4 wrong cut & paste -- it's the same as Ace's quote.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 06, 2023 04:42 PM (krqg6)

7 Here's the thing, Jack Smith doesn't give a shit if the charges stick or not. The whole point is to smear Trump with accusations long enough to keep him out of office. If they actually manage to get a conviction that's just gravy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 06, 2023 04:42 PM (Bd6X8)

8 they're really worried that trump will be re-elected next year. if trump is re-elected, expect even more indictments after the election. my word as a bi den

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2023 04:42 PM (B1FKF)

9 OT: By mistake I just received an email from someone else in my organization. The email sounded reasonable until the signature. "My Pronouns: she/they"

I deleted the thing and washed my hands afterward.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2023 04:43 PM (J2vNu)

10 The Speedy Trial Act
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Gonzales versus The People

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 06, 2023 04:43 PM (krqg6)

11 This is our fault. As a country, we've allowed our ruling class to believe they are immortal.

And they're acting like it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 06, 2023 04:44 PM (KbCG3)

12 The Democrats have to give the newsmedia something to distract them from Hunter Biden.

So Trump! Trump! Trump!!!

Posted by: rd at September 06, 2023 04:44 PM (nzUgC)

13 What's left to charge Trump with?

Unlawful mattress tag removal?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 04:44 PM (XtkZj)

14 And it's not even 2024 yet. They're wrecking the US electoral system. It will be totally destroyed by this time next year.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 06, 2023 04:45 PM (BdMk6)

15 Cue Suicidal Tendencies "Two-Sided Politics"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 06, 2023 04:45 PM (f0XAF)

16 John Gotti never got charged this much.

Posted by: Cory C at September 06, 2023 04:45 PM (OiQ5M)

17 The day they released the massive indictment list in Fulton County I pointed out that there wasn't cooperation among the indicting parties. Instead, it was a competition.

I, also, stated in my post that Jack Smith would take one look at the 40+ list provided by Fulton County....and add more charges to his indictment list so as to "keep up with the Jones's".

You all let me have it for that comment saying that of course there was corroboration...and nothing else.

I am vindicated.

Posted by: Orson at September 06, 2023 04:45 PM (dIske)

18 They will get him this time!
Wheels of justice and all that...

Posted by: Inogame at September 06, 2023 04:45 PM (53oGX)

19 The email sounded reasonable until the signature. "My Pronouns: she/they"

Fortunately, I haven't seen much of that. Yet.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2023 04:46 PM (V8he0)

20 I can't believe that I have never had clams.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 06, 2023 04:46 PM (ogTiX)

21 Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no tree big enough
Ain't no rope tough enough
to tie that rock for me

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2023 04:46 PM (lCWOD)

22 I saw a picture of Trump at a rally the other day. He looks old, tired, and like he's lost weight. It made me sad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 06, 2023 04:46 PM (DRSnL)

23 re 16: he got a 20 percent discount for cash.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2023 04:46 PM (B1FKF)

24 It's A Madhouse! A Madhouse!!!!!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2023 04:46 PM (xsBhv)

25 ""According to invoices obtained by CNN, Powell's non-profit, Defending the Republic, hired forensics firms that ultimately accessed voting equipment in four swing states won by Biden: Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Arizona," CNN noted."

I know that the conventional wisdom on Sydney Powell is that she's a whackadoodle, but I don't think she'll have any trouble defending herself against these allegations. She overextended with "The Kraken", but she'd done great work before then - especially with regards to Gen. Flynn.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 06, 2023 04:46 PM (/iWhV)

26 9 OT: By mistake I just received an email from someone else in my organization. The email sounded reasonable until the signature. "My Pronouns: she/they"

I deleted the thing and washed my hands afterward.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2023 04:43 PM (J2vNu)

I feel the same way perusing LinkedIn on occasion.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 06, 2023 04:46 PM (f0XAF)

27 I want to nominate The Holy Hunter Biden for the next Pope because he is innocent and pure...........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 06, 2023 04:47 PM (B/7uq)

28 I guess Democrats didn't like the optics of a black man being sent away on gun charges and Hunter Biden getting a foot massage for his gun charges.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 04:48 PM (XtkZj)

29 In 2000, the State of Florida let everyone who wanted to look at, inspect and evaluate every single ballot in question.

Not one ballot from 2020 has been inspected, evaluated or examined--except by extreme partisan Democrats who voted for, campaigned for and donated to the person they declared won.

You can, to this day, still say Florida was stolen in 2000.

It is criminal fraud and criminal conspiracy to interfere with an official act to say 2020 was stolen.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 06, 2023 04:48 PM (j3QS6)

30 13 What's left to charge Trump with?

Unlawful mattress tag removal?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 04:44 PM (XtkZj)

Driving with a broken taillight?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 06, 2023 04:48 PM (/iWhV)

31 So it’s illegal to inspect voting machines, after the election, if a democrat wins?

Well f’k that shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 06, 2023 04:49 PM (JTwsP)

32 Major new Biden corruption evidence or, more unusually, charges?

Indict Trump within a week. Sometimes within hours.

You can set your clock by it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 06, 2023 04:50 PM (t0OGg)

33 I know that the conventional wisdom on Sydney Powell is that she's a whackadoodle, but I don't think she'll have any trouble defending herself against these allegations. She overextended with "The Kraken", but she'd done great work before then - especially with regards to Gen. Flynn.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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She apparently swallowed some codswallop from some shady intel type characters who may have been assigned to feed her disinformation.

Common disinfo tactic to decrease someone's credibility is to feed them fantastic tales of the secret intel world which when repeated in public are easily dismissed.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2023 04:50 PM (o3VVz)

34 "My Pronouns: she/they"

So the person is a woman with multiple personality disorder?

KInd of like the corporate version of the "Three Faces of Eve"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2023 04:50 PM (RSbhh)

35 Jack Smith’s only job is to cover up the evidence of a stolen election.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 06, 2023 04:50 PM (JTwsP)

36
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 06, 2023 04:41 PM (krqg6)

+++++++++++++

For those who don't read the content...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 06, 2023 04:50 PM (lCaJd)

37 In 2000, the State of Florida let everyone who wanted to look at, inspect and evaluate every single ballot in question.

Not one ballot from 2020 has been inspected, evaluated or examined--except by extreme partisan Democrats who voted for, campaigned for and donated to the person they declared won.

You can, to this day, still say Florida was stolen in 2000.

It is criminal fraud and criminal conspiracy to interfere with an official act to say 2020 was stolen.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 06, 2023 04:48 PM (j3QS6)

Excellent point.

Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2023 04:50 PM (VPuca)

38 Someone on the Biden side of the equation is going to have to take the fall so that Biden can say the law applies to all(!). Of course, the fall guy will be that poor flunkie who schlepped Hunter's luggage from the plane to that stall in the Minneapolis Airport men's room... and back.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at September 06, 2023 04:51 PM (AD14M)

39 She overextended with "The Kraken", but she'd done great work before then - especially with regards to Gen. Flynn.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 06, 2023 04:46 PM (/iWhV)

Her book was great. Having her on Trump's side made me believe that something could get done.

The Kraken comment shifted things to an unobtainable degree. I'm shocked she said something like that.

I knew the game was over when Rudy and Jenna sent out separate comms saying that Sidney was officially not part of the team.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 06, 2023 04:51 PM (KbCG3)

40 sniffy agree

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2023 04:52 PM (fwDg9)

41 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2023 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)

42 It's amazing, isn't it?

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All we're missing now are MOAR UFO & ET whistleblowers & Congressional Hearings!

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 06, 2023 04:52 PM (5/Qeb)

43 Sydney went through the same learning curve that Trump did.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2023 04:53 PM (lCWOD)

44 The email sounded reasonable until the signature. "My Pronouns: she/they"

Fortunately, I haven't seen much of that. Yet.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2023 04:46 PM (V8he0)

Does the "they" mean she has Multiple Personality Disorder?

Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2023 04:53 PM (VPuca)

45 35 Jack Smith’s only job is to cover up the evidence of a stolen election.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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He is losing the public by the day and will probably come to a sticky end in court.

Technically, Smith has already committed crimes as leaking grand jury testimony is criminal and may have done witness tampering himself. He also played fast and loose with introduction of evidence before grand juries like using the DC grand jury to gather information for the FL grand jury.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2023 04:53 PM (o3VVz)

46 Isn't Powell the one who took a voting machine in front of some committee somewhere and showed that it turned ten percent of Trump votes switched to Biden.

Posted by: Dandalo at September 06, 2023 04:53 PM (VtYZF)

47 The email sounded reasonable until the signature. "My Pronouns: she/they"
*
Fortunately, I haven't seen much of that. Yet.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2023

***
One of my former co-workers, who despite being a Ph.D. in history is *fairly* sane, has "she/her" in her email signature. Completely unnecessary, she's cute and quite obviously female, but it's The Fashion Now.

Nobody has said we're required to put such things in our emails. If they start with that, I will follow the lead of some here and use "Lord/Master."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2023 04:53 PM (J2vNu)

48 Nothing will happen.

Trump won't even be convicted. This is all bullshit because this country has become a laughing stock.

We're all so incredibly f*cked. THANKS liberal assholes. You destroy EVERYTHING.

GFY and DIAF.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2023 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

49 re 45: no standing. next

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2023 04:53 PM (B1FKF)

50 osted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2023 04:50 PM (RSbhh)

Ha! It makes me happy when we're on the same wave length.

Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2023 04:54 PM (VPuca)

51 Does the "they" mean she has Multiple Personality Disorder?
Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2023

***
That's what I was afraid of. That, and email cooties.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2023 04:54 PM (J2vNu)

52 11 This is our fault. As a country, we've allowed our ruling class to believe they are immortal.

And they're acting like it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 06, 2023 04:44 PM (KbCG3)

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I tried to stop it with my 0.000000637% of the vote but they didn't listen.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 06, 2023 04:54 PM (T5lnw)

53 Earn $900 a day in California. Anywhere in California and it is tax free!!! Just walk into any store and take what you what (As long as it is under $950) and the put on Ebay for an easy sale. Hurry before all the stores are all emptied out !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 06, 2023 04:54 PM (B/7uq)

54 Isn't Powell the one who took a voting machine in front of some committee somewhere and showed that it turned ten percent of Trump votes switched to Biden.
Posted by: Dandalo at September 06, 2023 04:53 PM (VtYZF)

I think asking that question is a felony.

Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2023 04:55 PM (VPuca)

55 Jack Smith better have the pee tape ready, for when Biden's bank accounts become the central discussion. Of course, even if Biden and Trump mutually agree to go away, America still has to figure out our corrupt uniparty.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2023 04:55 PM (2dt06)

56 52 11 This is our fault. As a country, we've allowed our ruling class to believe they are immortal.

And they're acting like it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 06, 2023 04:44 PM (KbCG3)

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I tried to stop it with my 0.000000637% of the vote but they didn't listen.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 06, 2023 04:54 PM (T5lnw)

Not about voting.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 06, 2023 04:55 PM (KbCG3)

57 Total fucking third world banana republic bullshit clown show.

Posted by: And my folks thought I was an embarrassment and a disgrace. They hadn't seen nothin. at September 06, 2023 04:56 PM (fhX0j)

58 @16

>>John Gotti never got charged this much.

Remember how they got Gotti, they concocted an excuse why his lawyer, Bruce Cutler couldn't represent him.

For Trump, they either violate attorney client privilege or simply indict his lawyers for representing him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2023 04:56 PM (hw4Jo)

59 "My Pronouns: she/they"
*
So the person is a woman with multiple personality disorder?

KInd of like the corporate version of the "Three Faces of Eve"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2023

***
From the avatar in her email, trust me, she looks *nothing* like the young Joanne Woodward.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2023 04:56 PM (J2vNu)

60 "she/they" doesn't even make fucking sense in-universe. It's supposed to be subject/object.

"She" goes to the store. The cashier gave "they" a receipt....?

... shouldn't that be "them"? I mean, if we're gonna play this fucking jerkoff asshole game, that is?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2023 04:56 PM (9UlRk)

61 re: saw something to the effect that the cartels are also involved in that stuff. wouldn't surprise me, anyway

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2023 04:56 PM (B1FKF)

62 13 What's left to charge Trump with?

Unlawful mattress tag removal?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 04:44 PM (XtkZj)

Starting a sentence with a preposition?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 06, 2023 04:56 PM (/iWhV)

63 The day CNN tells a truth we'll know there's a crack in the wall.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2023 04:56 PM (lCWOD)

64 Someone on the Biden side of the equation is going to have to take the fall so that Biden can say the law applies to all(!). Of course, the fall guy will be that poor flunkie who schlepped Hunter's luggage from the plane to that stall in the Minneapolis Airport men's room... and back.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at September 06, 2023 04:51 PM (AD14M)

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It'll be Major the perpetually-raped and biting German Shepherd.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 06, 2023 04:57 PM (5OlSw)

65 "The Speedy Trial Act requires that the Government obtain the return of an indictment by a grand jury by Friday, September 29, 2023, at the earliest."

"at the earliest." So later is fine, per the Speedy Trial Act. Sounds like it speeds up trials as effectively as the Inflation Reduction Act reduces inflation.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 06, 2023 04:57 PM (VGRuw)

66 I do not mind people leaving these Shit-Hole Blue Staes and come to my Red State................... BuuuuuuuT

DO NOT COME TO MY RED STATE AND VOTE LIKE DID IN CALIFORNIA AND FUCK THIS PLACE UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 06, 2023 04:58 PM (B/7uq)

67 60 "she/they" doesn't even make fucking sense in-universe. It's supposed to be subject/object.

"She" goes to the store. The cashier gave "they" a receipt....?

... shouldn't that be "them"? I mean, if we're gonna play this fucking jerkoff asshole game, that is?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2023 04:56 PM (9UlRk)

I don't even bother to try and figure out their crazy shit.

It's not my job to understand their psychosis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 04:58 PM (XtkZj)

68 I deleted the thing and washed my hands afterward.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2023
*
I feel the same way perusing LinkedIn on occasion.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 06, 2023

***
To create my profile on Reedsy and possibly score some editing work, I had to create a similar profile on LinkedIn. I look at it as little as I can.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2023 04:58 PM (J2vNu)

69 i wonder what happened to that freakish luggage thief

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2023 04:58 PM (B1FKF)

70 Trump will be charged with causing Hunter Biden to consume illegal drugs and to buy a gun illegally in 2018. Mr. Biden will offer evidence against Mr. Trump in exchange for leniency.

Posted by: Jack Smith at September 06, 2023 04:58 PM (7zEAH)

71
Not about voting.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 06, 2023 04:55 PM (KbCG3)

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I can't speak for the gun nuts.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 06, 2023 04:59 PM (T5lnw)

72 Equal justice for all is the heart of a democracy.

We no longer live in a democracy. We live in a dictatorship run by corrupt but cunning pedophiles and sexual abusers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 06, 2023 04:59 PM (17s+e)

73 It's not my job to understand their psychosis.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 04:58 PM (XtkZj)
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That's why "they" pay us the big bucks!

Posted by: Big Psych at September 06, 2023 04:59 PM (YIVH2)

74 Cartels behind car theft ring. They scope out an area and specific cars then enlist teenagers to steal them.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2023 04:59 PM (lCWOD)

75 I don't even bother to try and figure out their crazy shit.

It's not my job to understand their psychosis.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 04:58 PM (XtkZj)

The only reason I even bring it up is to say "Even if one stipulates that your janked up jackass worldview is somehow valid, you're *still* a fucking idiot"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2023 04:59 PM (9UlRk)

76 "she/they" doesn't even make fucking sense in-universe. It's supposed to be subject/object.

"She" goes to the store. The cashier gave "they" a receipt....?

... shouldn't that be "them"? I mean, if we're gonna play this fucking jerkoff asshole game, that is?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2023

***
To these sorts of brainwashed people, "grammar" is a nickname for one's father's mother or mother's mother.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2023 05:00 PM (J2vNu)

77 76 "she/they" doesn't even make fucking sense in-universe. It's supposed to be subject/object.

"She" goes to the store. The cashier gave "they" a receipt....?

... shouldn't that be "them"? I mean, if we're gonna play this fucking jerkoff asshole game, that is?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2023

***
To these sorts of brainwashed people, "grammar" is a nickname for one's father's mother or mother's mother.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2023 05:00 PM (J2vNu)

Loved Rounders!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 06, 2023 05:00 PM (KbCG3)

78
"she/they" doesn't even make fucking sense in-universe. It's supposed to be subject/object.

"She" goes to the store. The cashier gave "they" a receipt....?

... shouldn't that be "them"? I mean, if we're gonna play this fucking jerkoff asshole game, that is?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

++++++++++++++

Yeah, it is supposed to be subject/object, but some people go by both a singular and a plural pronoun, and it would be too confusing to list out she/her/they/them. Cuz, she/they doesn't/don't want to be confusing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 06, 2023 05:00 PM (lCaJd)

79 After referring to Obama as The DogEater for a century and a half, it might be fitting to bestow a new sequel moniker onto F. Joe "Beijing" Biden: The DogRaper.

You heard it here first!

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 06, 2023 05:01 PM (5OlSw)

80
The only reason I even bring it up is to say "Even if one stipulates that your janked up jackass worldview is somehow valid, you're *still* a fucking idiot"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2023 04:59 PM (9UlRk)

Heh. Even in your made up, crazy frickin world, you've still made yourself an idiot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 05:01 PM (XtkZj)

81 Just walk into any store and take what you what (As long as it is under $950)

We don't stop at that chump change!!

Posted by: smash and grab robberi at September 06, 2023 05:01 PM (xLh2x)

82 We just need to vote harder.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 06, 2023 05:02 PM (BdMk6)

83 *LOL. "... for a DECADE and a half ..."

I'm not that old yet!

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 06, 2023 05:02 PM (5OlSw)

84 re 81: i don't suppose the dollar amount matters if he/they never get caught

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2023 05:02 PM (B1FKF)

85 Outlandish clams.

Posted by: Fartclams R Us at September 06, 2023 05:02 PM (nVoaV)

86 3 What's left to charge Trump with?

Unlawful mattress tag removal?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 04:44 PM (XtkZj)

Starting a sentence with a preposition?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 06, 2023 04:56 PM (/iWhV)

Splitting infinitives.

Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2023 05:03 PM (VPuca)

87 David Weiss Clams He'll Indict Hunter On Gun Charges
And Then
.......

stage a sham trial and pay all the jurors to let him off.

THE END

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

88 To these sorts of brainwashed people, "grammar" is a nickname for one's father's mother or mother's mother.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2023 05:00 PM (J2vNu)

It would be fun to rigidly adhere to their pronouns in these cases. Make a point of sounding as stupid as possible, while happily mutilating everything you say.

Get extremely proficient at it. Rub their noses in it. Call *them* out when they fuck up.

"How could you be so insensitive? You should be more kind to theysself. I worry about they."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2023 05:03 PM (9UlRk)

89 3 What's left to charge Trump with?

Unlawful mattress tag removal?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 04:44 PM (XtkZj)

Starting a sentence with a preposition?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 06, 2023 04:56 PM (/iWhV)

Splitting infinitives.
Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2023 05:03 PM (VPuca)
.........

Misuse of apostrophes.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

90 i wonder what happened to that freakish luggage thief

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2023 04:58 PM (B1FKF)

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Biden's new Dog Parks Czar.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 06, 2023 05:05 PM (5OlSw)

91 Misuse of apostrophes.
Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

Misgendering inanimate objects.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2023 05:05 PM (9UlRk)

92 That fat fingered orange bastard done me dirty!

Posted by: Unlawfully Removed Mattress Tags United for Justice at September 06, 2023 05:05 PM (AD14M)

93 Splitting infinitives.
Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2023 05:03 PM (VPuca)

Dangling participles.

Posted by: Scandalous! at September 06, 2023 05:05 PM (fhX0j)

94 Numb nuts in chief will cornhole your gas supply and additional cost for the next 10 years on the way out the door;

Posted by: Col Schaffers at September 06, 2023 05:05 PM (LcRVs)

95 15 Cue Suicidal Tendencies "Two-Sided Politics"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 06, 2023 04:45 PM (f0XAF)

After you're done playing that, cue Circle Jerks' "When the Sh*t Hits the Fan".

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at September 06, 2023 05:06 PM (QwEUw)

96 Unlawful use of Ampersands!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 05:06 PM (XtkZj)

97
So in the DEMOCRAT RUN CITIES it seems that fraud is part of doing business.

And it is.

Pointing this out is VERBOTEN.

Pretty fucking fascist. But then they know this, don't care, because that's how the world of fascists works.

I had a bad feeling that getting Barry O'Bathhouse into the WH would result in Communism being set in place. And it was.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 06, 2023 05:06 PM (UCNv1)

98 Common disinfo tactic to decrease someone's credibility is to feed them fantastic tales of the secret intel world which when repeated in public are easily dismissed.
====
*GIGGLES *

Posted by: Q at September 06, 2023 05:06 PM (nVoaV)

99 It would be fun to rigidly adhere to their pronouns in these cases.

Absolutely not. Its what they want, even if you think you are making a point. Never give these mindless bastards an inch of ground. Nothing.

You will not change them. You will not defeat them through irony, humor, logic, or kindness. You will either crush them or be crushed. End of story.

Posted by: Nope at September 06, 2023 05:06 PM (eKwOF)

100 We just need to vote harder.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 06, 2023 05:02 PM (BdMk6)
.......

and send more money.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

101 My pronouns are

Fuck/Off

I also will sometimes use

Up/Yours

Posted by: Archer at September 06, 2023 05:06 PM (gmo/4)

102 What's left to charge Trump with?

Unlawful mattress tag removal?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 04:44 PM (XtkZj)

Starting a sentence with a preposition?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 06, 2023 04:56 PM (/iWhV)

Splitting infinitives.
Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2023 05:03 PM (VPuca)
.........

Misuse of apostrophes.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:05 PM (v0R5T)
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Failing to cure colon cancer.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 06, 2023 05:06 PM (5OlSw)

103 Outlandish clams.
Posted by: Fartclams R Us at September 06, 2023

***
Clam jumping! Gotta stake my clam!

Posted by: The Old and Weird Prospector at September 06, 2023 05:06 PM (J2vNu)

104 Remember how they got Gotti, they concocted an excuse why his lawyer, Bruce Cutler couldn't represent him.

For Trump, they either violate attorney client privilege or simply indict his lawyers for representing him.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2023 04:56 PM

==========

Didn't Rudy G. do that to Cutler?

I wonder how he feels when he is now on the other side now?

Posted by: rd at September 06, 2023 05:07 PM (jICb0)

105 Rubber wheels, steel wheels, wheels that roll, wheels that squeak, worn wheels, spoked wheels, wooden wheels, wheels that fly, training wheels, sexy wheels, large wheels, wheels too tiny to be seen with the naked eye, electrically powered wheels, hamster wheels large enough for an adult human standing upright, mill wheels, cabinets on wheels, wheels that roll behind you, wheels that mar wooden floors, pressed wheels, handcarved heirloom wheels, lace wheels, pneumatic wheels, giant water wheels for crossing oceans

Posted by: WHEELS FOR SALE at September 06, 2023 05:07 PM (mE7cY)

106 What's left to charge Trump with?

Pulling the "Do not remove" tags off mattresses

Posted by: Archer at September 06, 2023 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

107 It's amazing,

I like the part where they run the Trump indictments thru a COVID ward before shipping them to PDJT.

Posted by: DaveA at September 06, 2023 05:09 PM (FhXTo)

108 Posted by: WHEELS FOR SALE at September 06, 2023 05:07 PM (mE7cY)

Couldn't help but think about Cheech standing outside the Titty Twister in Dawn to Dusk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 05:09 PM (XtkZj)

109 A majority of Democrat voters who backed President Joe Biden in 2020 think the investigations and criminal indictments against Donald Trump constitute "an interference in the 2024 presidential election,"
_Newsweek

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2023 05:09 PM (lCWOD)

110
But srsly, where are we now on Hunter's gun charges? As I recall:

1 - He pled Guilty in exchange for that ludicrous sweetheart deal.

2 - The scam got exposed in court and he had no choice but to switch his plea to Not Guilty on his way out.

3 - Weiss now says he'll charge Hunter on gun charges -- which are the same charges as before?

That's my question. Are these the same charges for the same offenses?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 06, 2023 05:09 PM (lCaJd)

111 106 What's left to charge Trump with?

Pulling the "Do not remove" tags off mattresses
Posted by: Archer at September 06, 2023 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

Good one!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 05:10 PM (XtkZj)

112 Didn't Rudy G. do that to Cutler? I wonder how he feels when he is now on the other side now?

In my couple decades of watching Rudy, I've never gotten a sense of self awareness from the man that would permit such introspection.

He never struck me as a man motivated by justice or fairness. Rather, just a mindless pursuit of political and legal victory that just happened to coincide with my own wishes for a while.

Posted by: Nope at September 06, 2023 05:10 PM (eKwOF)

113 They could charge Trump with brokering a peace deal with an opportunity for graft. If they can find it in the legal code, they could make this one stick!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2023 05:10 PM (mNmNo)

114 Posted by: WHEELS FOR SALE at September 06, 2023 05:07 PM (mE7cY)
........

Can you send me a catalog?

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

115 Like every other Democrat Jack Smith looks like a creep.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 06, 2023 05:11 PM (VdGjU)

116 fantastic tales of the secret intel world which when repeated in public are easily dismissed.
====
*GIGGLES *
===
Trust Wray

*SLAPS KNEE*

*GUFFAWS*

Posted by: Q at September 06, 2023 05:12 PM (nVoaV)

117 Didn't Rudy G. do that to Cutler? I wonder how he feels when he is now on the other side now?

Michael Milken laughs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2023 05:12 PM (mE7cY)

118 My email sig would have get/hosed at the end.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2023 05:12 PM (V8he0)

119 Although I'm really more in the market for MACHINES.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

120 Driving with a broken taillight?

Going thru the OrangeMan light of course.

Posted by: DaveA at September 06, 2023 05:13 PM (FhXTo)

121 119 Although I'm really more in the market for MACHINES.

how about a nice cat filter?

Posted by: anachronda at September 06, 2023 05:13 PM (sGtp+)

122 I predict Jack Smith will file more Explosive! charges against Trump 15 minutes before the higher Maui death count including the missing children is released.

Posted by: GL at September 06, 2023 05:15 PM (5fDan)

123 ANF (Atlanta News First), today:

Judge denies severance request from Trump co-defendants

Prosecutors plan to call 150 witnesses in a trial they estimate will last four months, not including jury selection.

(In part) On Wednesday, during the first-ever live streamed hearing related to Donald Trump’s historic, sweeping indictments, Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee denied requests from co-defendants Sidney Powell and Kenneth Chesebro to sever their cases from Trump’s.

(More online)

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 06, 2023 05:15 PM (GshMh)

124 Posted by: WHEELS FOR SALE at September 06, 2023 05:07 PM (mE7cY)

No hand wheels?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 06, 2023 05:15 PM (VGRuw)

125 Why aren't Republicans demanding that a court indict Jack Smith for Prosecutorial Misconduct? The DOJ does not make the laws of this nation! Republicans, we all know you are total backstabbing lobby whores who'd sell your own mothers organs on the Chinese black market but do you have to be complete pussies as well?

Posted by: Tracy at September 06, 2023 05:15 PM (U2B+H)

126 Whomever is writing the scripts for this political shit show needs to be fired. It's the exact same story time after time after time.

Blue team gets to fuck with the reds. Reds snivel and move on.

Next week, same shit show.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2023 05:16 PM (Q4IgG)

127
...ultimately accessed voting equipment in four swing states won by Biden: Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Arizona," CNN noted.[/]

Around 90,000 more ballots were cast in Pennsylvania than voters. Trump won this state. Period. Fvck CNN.

People in those other states can recall the fraud that happened in them and give their own testimony. My state is full of shit. Biden knows it too and is here campaigning more than any other state.

The Secretary of State of Pennsylvania resigned not so long after 'certifying' the election of 2020. I know the bullshit story they proffered for her resignation. It's still a steamy pile of recently shat bullshit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 06, 2023 05:18 PM (enJYY)

128 (In part) On Wednesday, during the first-ever live streamed hearing related to Donald Trump’s historic, sweeping indictments, Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee denied requests from co-defendants Sidney Powell and Kenneth Chesebro to sever their cases from Trump’s.

(More online)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 06, 2023 05:15 PM (GshMh)
---
So I guess they are going to be hanged together, then...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 06, 2023 05:18 PM (YIVH2)

129 I'd like to think a GOP president would do the same to the left, but they won't. Meanwhile no one in power cares about the tyranny and the corruption.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 06, 2023 05:18 PM (G8mG7)

130 I'd like to think a GOP president would do the same to the left, but they won't.

The Globetrotters dunk on the Generals. Not the other way around. I'm not trying to be funny. Its the perfect analogy.

Posted by: Nope at September 06, 2023 05:20 PM (eKwOF)

131 the Titty Twister

Clooney "I don't give a fuck how crazy they are. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them. "

Posted by: DaveA at September 06, 2023 05:20 PM (FhXTo)

132 Transcript of a recent verbal interaction between U.S Senators Fetterman and McConnell:

End of document

Posted by: Archer at September 06, 2023 05:21 PM (gmo/4)

133 Meanwhile no one in power cares about the tyranny and the corruption.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 06, 2023 05:18 PM (G8mG7)

Feature, not bug.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at September 06, 2023 05:21 PM (QwEUw)

134 Didn't Rudy G. do that to Cutler? I wonder how he feels when he is now on the other side now?

Michael Milken laughs.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2023 05:12 PM (mE7cY)
================
A mentor of mine was also arrested in that Giuliani rampage. The charges were eventually dropped (before any trials started even) but it still cost him a ton in reputational damage. He's an Alzheimer victim today so he can't appreciate what Karma has delivered to Rudy. As a civic minded American patriot, when he was in his right mind, he probably wouldn't laugh anyway. I think he even may have voted for Rudy in his last mayoral election, to save NYC from the Democrats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2023 05:22 PM (pHmMv)

135 The Globetrotters dunk on the Generals. Not the other way around. I'm not trying to be funny. Its the perfect analogy.
Posted by: Nope

The Redskins missed an opportunity when they changed their name. Instead of becoming the Washington Commanders, they should have become the D. C. Dictators.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2023 05:22 PM (mNmNo)

136 Julie Kelly has been saying all along that Jack Smith was waiting for the Proud Boys verdicts so that he could then charge President Trump with sedition as well.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 06, 2023 05:22 PM (3ImbR)

137 127: look, you rube. Fraud WAS NOT WIDESPREAD. A little fraud is PERFECTLY OK. Fraud is ONLY bad if it is widespread. Therefore there is no problem.

Why can't you just SHUT UP and learn to love America as a unitary Socialist state? Smart people like us will run it while stupid people like you learn to SHUT UP and KNOW YOUR PLACE. And everything will be better.

Posted by: U.S. Media at September 06, 2023 05:23 PM (f0XAF)

138 If the FNM had diverse viewpoints the conservative, or patriotic, freedom oriented outfits would point out things like the persecution of the J6 protestors; and pretzel logic used to charge Trump with this shit and also all the GOPe members of the uni-party that claim to be for their voters, but actually aid the demon rats at every turn.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 06, 2023 05:25 PM (3cGpq)

139 What's up Cholos?

Just got back from a mt bike ride. What did I miss?

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:26 PM (SEqBD)

140
Meanwhile some 5' 0" 120 pound Brazilian two time murderer has escaped prison custody and has caused businesses and schools to close in my area. Top. Men. Are on it. So it's gonna be a while.

Because Trump.

/ Anyway, he looks like some teenager with a pron stash.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 06, 2023 05:26 PM (enJYY)

141 The Redskins missed an opportunity when they changed their name. Instead of becoming the Washington Commanders, they should have become the D. C. Dictators.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2023 05:22 PM (mNmNo)

I still insist the Washington Red Guards is much better. And at halftime, political opponents of the State can be tied to the goalposts and have piss and shit dumped on them before being forcibly paraded through the stadium. And a random rich POS will be taken to midfield and beaten to death by police.

At each touchdown, instead of HTTR they play "March of the Volunteers".

SWEEP AWAY ALL MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 06, 2023 05:27 PM (f0XAF)

142 My pronouns are: Irrelevant because you don't use pronouns when speaking to someone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 06, 2023 05:29 PM (1Z8zZ)

143 Christian Collins
@CollinsforTX
19m
BREAKING: A federal judge just ordered Texas to remove the buoys guarding our border in the Rio Grande by September 15 after a lawsuit from Biden's DOJ.

Texas is trying to stop the invasion at our border while the Biden admin is fighting for it to continue.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 06, 2023 05:30 PM (NpAcC)

144 >>Meanwhile some 5' 0" 120 pound Brazilian two time murderer has escaped prison custody

They really aren't 'Sending Their Best', are they?

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:30 PM (SEqBD)

145 I've heard you can make $90 an hour on the Internet from home, maybe up to $16,000 per month. Anyone heard anything about that?

Posted by: Delicious HQ-Brand Canned Meat Product at September 06, 2023 05:30 PM (ppBhU)

146 The planet has more than 8 billion people and I'm supposed to commit to memory their pronouns?
Who made up this rule?

Posted by: the dude at September 06, 2023 05:30 PM (MeG8a)

147 So Democrats tamper with equipment, then lay the blame on those who inspected the equipment to see if it was tampered with (and likely provided that information to ther court for a case that was thrown out based on nothing more than a judge's own feelings)

Posted by: Rbastid at September 06, 2023 05:31 PM (AKZY0)

148 Texas should let the judge know he can come down to the river and remove the buoys himself if he's so inclined. Otherwise, the judge can STFU.

Posted by: Archer at September 06, 2023 05:32 PM (gmo/4)

149 I've heard you can make $90 an hour on the Internet from home, maybe up to $16,000 per month. Anyone heard anything about that?
Posted by: Delicious HQ-Brand Canned Meat Product

Call me.

Posted by: Sarah at September 06, 2023 05:32 PM (v0R5T)

150 Someone should sue the Government for Treason and Sedition.

Just sayin

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 05:33 PM (XtkZj)

151 Got to see some Owls, a small band of Elk and a brace of Ruffed Grouse on my ride today.

Also, played a game of chicken with a whitetail and jumped a giant bear from its bed - about 8 yards in front of me. Biggest boar I have sen in a decade or so.

Good day.

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:33 PM (SEqBD)

152 >>Texas should let the judge know he can come down to the river and remove the buoys himself if he's so inclined. Otherwise, the judge can STFU.

I'd do it...

But. Wheelchair.

Posted by: Governor Wheels at September 06, 2023 05:34 PM (SEqBD)

153 150 Someone should sue the Government for Treason and Sedition.

Just sayin
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 05:33 PM (XtkZj)
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No standing

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2023 05:34 PM (lCWOD)

154 At this point, why would anybody believe anything Weiss says he's going to do?

Posted by: Socratease at September 06, 2023 05:35 PM (d2/cS)

155 Weiss is only going to charge Hunter on a pop gun charge, probably forgot his cork on a string.

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2023 05:35 PM (fwDg9)

156 151 Got to see some Owls, a small band of Elk and a brace of Ruffed Grouse on my ride today.

Also, played a game of chicken with a whitetail and jumped a giant bear from its bed - about 8 yards in front of me. Biggest boar I have sen in a decade or so.

Good day.
Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:33 PM (SEqBD)

Were you riding through a zoo?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 06, 2023 05:35 PM (VGRuw)

157 What the hell is their argument?

The buoys represent an unauthorized defense of the border?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 06, 2023 05:36 PM (XtkZj)

158
They really aren't 'Sending Their Best', are they?

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:30 PM

There was some funny video footage released today of the perp escaping. Apparently, after some other perp escaped the same facility the recommendation was made to install concertina wire above the fencing to stop further escapes.

Said recommendation was ignored. Dem Governor, Dem SOS. Dem Senator Fetterman, recently voted in. What me worry?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 06, 2023 05:36 PM (enJYY)

159 >>Were you riding through a zoo?

Just about, today. Lots of critters.

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:36 PM (SEqBD)

160 What's up Cholos?

Just got back from a mt bike ride. What did I miss?
Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:26 PM (SEqBD)
........

Hunter is going to jail. No really, he is. We have faith in David Weiss this time.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

161 152 >>Texas should let the judge know he can come down to the river and remove the buoys himself if he's so inclined. Otherwise, the judge can STFU.
-

Coal fired energy plants too.

Come and take it

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2023 05:36 PM (lCWOD)

162 60 "she/they" doesn't even make fucking sense in-universe. It's supposed to be subject/object.

if they were serious, they would give pronouns for *all* grammatical cases (including locative and vocative).

Posted by: anachronda at September 06, 2023 05:36 PM (sGtp+)

163 This is our fault. As a country, we've allowed our ruling class to believe they are immortal.

And they're acting like it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

I give the performance two thumbs down.

Posted by: Grim Reaper at September 06, 2023 05:37 PM (lZVy/)

164 If anyone has acted seditiously, it Weiss and Smith and the DoJ, and the FBI. Biden is just a traitor. All of them should *types .....deletes*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 06, 2023 05:37 PM (YRsIm)

165 Hunter is going to jail. No really, he is. We have faith in David Weiss this time.
Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:36 PM (v0R5T)
===============
Those fucking walls keep trying to close

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2023 05:37 PM (DNIdo)

166 Bear or boar?

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

167 What's up Cholos?
Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:26 PM

Dude, just because you get to hang with Chuy doesn't mean the rest of us have seen him lately.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 06, 2023 05:38 PM (a3Q+t)

168 Why can't you just SHUT UP and learn to love America as a unitary Socialist state? Smart people like us will run it while stupid people like you learn to SHUT UP and KNOW YOUR PLACE. And everything will be better.
Posted by: U.S. Media at September 06, 2023 05:23 PM

I am probably repeating this story but one of the kidlets had their ballot stolen and turned in and she didn't fill it out. She asked for a ballot to be sent here she was still registered where she went to school. I about died because we already had a disagreement re voter fraud, her position is it doesn't exist. Talk about schadenfruede. I told her it's okay they voted for your girl so, no harm no foul. It was 2016. College brainwashed my kids.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2023 05:38 PM (Br8mK)

169 Those fucking walls keep trying to close

Trying and failing.

Posted by: Sheena Easton at September 06, 2023 05:38 PM (ppBhU)

170 143 BREAKING: A federal judge just ordered Texas to remove the buoys guarding our border in the Rio Grande by September 15 after a lawsuit from Biden's DOJ.

Texas is trying to stop the invasion at our border while the Biden admin is fighting for it to continue.

having buoys on the border implies that our border is not under control. can't have that.

Posted by: anachronda at September 06, 2023 05:38 PM (sGtp+)

171 Be at

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2023 05:39 PM (lCWOD)

172 Trump carried fifteen(!) clubs last weekend and signed his scorecard.

The wheels are closing in...

Posted by: Jack Smith at September 06, 2023 05:39 PM (CaJIi)

173 Bear or boar?
Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:38 PM

Male bears of the ursine variety are known as boars. Females are sows.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 06, 2023 05:39 PM (a3Q+t)

174 137 127: look, you rube. Fraud WAS NOT WIDESPREAD. A little fraud is PERFECTLY OK. Fraud is ONLY bad if it is widespread. Therefore there is no problem.

Why can't you just SHUT UP and learn to love America as a unitary Socialist state? Smart people like us will run it while stupid people like you learn to SHUT UP and KNOW YOUR PLACE. And everything will be better.
Posted by: U.S. Media at September 06, 2023 05:23 PM (f0XAF)

———-

PA, GA, MI and AZ. I believe that is every section of the country. Isn’t that the definition of “widespread”?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 06, 2023 05:40 PM (WrqE3)

175 >> Bear or boar?

Both. A big male Black Bear.

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:40 PM (SEqBD)

176 Also [...] jumped a giant bear from its bed - about 8 yards in front of me. Biggest boar I have sen in a decade or so.
Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:33 PM (SEqBD)

I've ridden past plenty of bears, but didn't see any of them at the time. Later, down the trail a ways, my buddies would ask if I'd seen the bear. "He was just off the trail, you rode right by him!" Uh, I was concentrating on not crashing...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 06, 2023 05:40 PM (VGRuw)

177 142 My pronouns are: Irrelevant because you don't use pronouns when speaking to someone.

indeed. bob dole always uses names, even when bob dole is speaking to bob dole.

Posted by: bob dole at September 06, 2023 05:40 PM (sGtp+)

178 Those fucking walls keep trying to close
......

and those damn lug nuts keep hanging on.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

179 I have one co-worker that I've noticed do the pronouns thing. Stating the traditional male pronouns on his google-meet avatar, thankfully not on his emails so far. I find it jarring.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 06, 2023 05:41 PM (3cGpq)

180 Hmmm...King Harv is living the life!

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2023 05:41 PM (VRzI3)

181 So, has anyone already suggested that Weiss will charge
Hunter, and the defense will move to dismiss on the grounds that Weiss was illegally appointed? Because that sounds like the kind of FU they'd get off on.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2023 05:41 PM (aQy7p)

182 WeaselWoman just came home and looked at the tractor battery charging on the kitchen counter as if it is somehow improper.

Posted by: Weasel at September 06, 2023 05:42 PM (RG6z4)

183 >>I've ridden past plenty of bears, but didn't see any of them at the time. Later, down the trail a ways, my buddies would ask if I'd seen the bear. "He was just off the trail, you rode right by him!" Uh, I was concentrating on not crashing...

I can only imagine the number of Cats I ride by...but I am always keeping my head up for Brown Bear.
The Black bear aren't really a problem. Though, this one was big enough that I would have hated him to be on a gut pile or a carcass. He would not of backed off.

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:42 PM (SEqBD)

184 146 The planet has more than 8 billion people and I'm supposed to commit to memory their pronouns?
Who made up this rule?

certainly not bob dole.

Posted by: bob dole at September 06, 2023 05:42 PM (sGtp+)

185 Male "bears" of the hominid variety who are small in stature are known as otters.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 06, 2023 05:42 PM (a3Q+t)

186 185 Male "bears" of the hominid variety who are small in stature are known as otters.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 06, 2023 05:42 PM (a3Q+t)

You learn that on Grindr, Wesley?

Posted by: Jean Cuck Picard at September 06, 2023 05:43 PM (ppBhU)

187 if I write a word & iPad doesn't like the word it is perfectly comfortable changing it to one it prefers.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2023 05:43 PM (lCWOD)

188 widespread

Like a republican in a public toilet stall?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 06, 2023 05:44 PM (xLh2x)

189 Ricky Henderson's Pronouns are:

Ricky Henderson / Ricky Henderson

Posted by: Ricky Henderson at September 06, 2023 05:44 PM (SEqBD)

190 WeaselWoman just came home and looked at the tractor battery charging on the kitchen counter as if it is somehow improper.
Posted by: Weasel at September 06, 2023 05:42 PM (RG6z4)
.......

Well, you could have at least put a doily underneath it.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

191 Weasel do you have it connected wrong?

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2023 05:44 PM (fwDg9)

192 WeaselWoman just came home and looked at the tractor battery charging on the kitchen counter as if it is somehow improper.
Posted by: Weasel at September 06, 2023 05:42 PM

Was it painted John Deere Green to match your decor?

If not, she's right.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 06, 2023 05:45 PM (a3Q+t)

193 Investigating Democrat voter fraud is voter fraud.

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2023 05:45 PM (FQmDC)

194
Christian Collins
@CollinsforTX
19m
BREAKING: A federal judge just ordered Texas to remove the buoys guarding our border in the Rio Grande by September 15 after a lawsuit from Biden's DOJ.

Texas is trying to stop the invasion at our border while the Biden admin is fighting for it to continue.

Posted by: redridinghood

+++++++++++++

An enterprising Texas governor might grab a mic and inform Eric Adams very publicly that BECAUSE OF THIS ACT, more illegals are coming his way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 06, 2023 05:45 PM (lCaJd)

195 141 SWEEP AWAY ALL MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!

ah, yes. godzilla vs all monsters and demons. mothra was in that one, too. a timeless classic.

Posted by: anachronda at September 06, 2023 05:45 PM (sGtp+)

196 Hunter is going to jail. No really, he is. We have faith in David Weiss this time.
Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

And Lucy won't yank the football away at the last second yet again.

Posted by: Archer at September 06, 2023 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

197 I can only imagine the number of Cats I ride by...but I am always keeping my head up for Brown Bear.
Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:42 PM (SEqBD)

Yeah, I worry about Cats more than bears. Never seen one, but I imagine that I've been seen BY lots of them.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 06, 2023 05:46 PM (VGRuw)

198 Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2023 05:44 PM (fwDg9)
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No, I do not believe so!

Posted by: Weasel at September 06, 2023 05:46 PM (RG6z4)

199 If someone rolled a nuke into Main Justice it'd be wonderful to hear the Lamentations of Andy McCarthy.

Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2023 05:46 PM (8erNz)

200 certainly not bob dole.
Posted by: bob dole at September 06, 2023 05:42 PM (sGtp+)

And Bob Dole knows Bob Dole.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 06, 2023 05:46 PM (f0XAF)

201 "WeaselWoman just came home and looked at the tractor battery charging on the kitchen counter as if it is somehow improper.
Posted by: Weasel"

You should have put it in the sink.

Posted by: fd at September 06, 2023 05:46 PM (vFG9F)

202
I suspect after a week of evading the local police, the Pennsylvania State Police, and the FBI, the Brazilian shouldn't be stealing any unripe banana's from anyone's back yard.

He has ventured an entire three miles from the jail. Which is like an entire galaxy away.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 06, 2023 05:46 PM (enJYY)

203 Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 06, 2023 05:45 PM (a3Q+t)
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This one happens to be a Deere battery!

Posted by: Weasel at September 06, 2023 05:47 PM (RG6z4)

204
If I can see every last member of the government hurled face first into a pit full of ravenous, wild beasts, I'll be happy to toss in the two or three ears of wheat along with the silo full of chaff, Trump included.

Down with it all. All of it. I no longer care for this soap opera.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 06, 2023 05:47 PM (kLcQm)

205 Shut up Wesley!

Posted by: Archer at September 06, 2023 05:47 PM (gmo/4)

206 Watch old UK election returns.

Ballots counted OUT IN THE OPEN where everyone can see.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 06, 2023 05:47 PM (f0XAF)

207 KXAN Austin, 20 minutes ago:

The U.S. Department of Justice previously said Texas' construction of buoys in the river violates the Rivers and Harbor Act, as it obstructs the “navigable capacity” of U.S. water. The filing also notes Texas did not obtain a prior permit from the U.S. Army Corp of Engineers, as required by the act.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 06, 2023 05:47 PM (GshMh)

208 And if Texas does not, will the judge arrest Texas and throw it in jail???

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2023 05:48 PM (VRzI3)

209
You should have put it in the sink.
Posted by: fd at September 06, 2023 05:46 PM (vFG9F)
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Also a good option.

Posted by: Weasel at September 06, 2023 05:48 PM (RG6z4)

210 >>Yeah, I worry about Cats more than bears. Never seen one, but I imagine that I've been seen BY lots of them.

One trail I ride pretty regularly ALWAYS has a fresh cat kill, stashed in the same 100 yards or so.

That whole section of trail is tracked up and reeks of piss. I know that cat is always watching me ride by.

But, we have a ton of the things around here.

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:48 PM (SEqBD)

211 The welded the damn gates open at the border. I don't think they can make it clearer than that.

Posted by: fd at September 06, 2023 05:48 PM (vFG9F)

212 and send more money.
Posted by: wth at September 06, 2023 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

And lawyers and guns.

Posted by: Warren Zevon at September 06, 2023 05:48 PM (f0XAF)

213 Oh buoy, this is gonna be great!

Posted by: Flounder at September 06, 2023 05:49 PM (a3Q+t)

214 Oh you crossed a line Weasel. Only small lithium batteries like for the cordless drill in the kitchen even if *your* tractor batteries are spotless.

Clearly you need to use this as a reason to get an electrician to put more outlets in your garage or build a wired workshop

Posted by: PaleRider at September 06, 2023 05:49 PM (3cGpq)

215 207 KXAN Austin, 20 minutes ago:

The U.S. Department of Justice previously said Texas' construction of buoys in the river violates the Rivers and Harbor Act, as it obstructs the “navigable capacity” of U.S. water. The filing also notes Texas did not obtain a prior permit from the U.S. Army Corp of Engineers, as required by the act.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect.
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This is why they put Ken Paxton in the dock.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2023 05:49 PM (lCWOD)

216 Down with it all. All of it. I no longer care for this soap opera.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 06, 2023 05:47 PM (kLcQm)

A pox on both their houses.

Posted by: Archer at September 06, 2023 05:49 PM (gmo/4)

217 194>> An enterprising governor might just say ‘no’ and add that states have every right to defend themselves against invasion. And maybe follow it with a polite ‘fuck you’ just for emphasis.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 06, 2023 05:50 PM (YRsIm)

218 207 KXAN Austin, 20 minutes ago:

The U.S. Department of Justice previously said Texas' construction of buoys in the river violates the Rivers and Harbor Act, as it obstructs the “navigable capacity” of U.S. water. The filing also notes Texas did not obtain a prior permit from the U.S. Army Corp of Engineers, as required by the act.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 06, 2023 05:47 PM (GshMh)

I had no idea the Rio Grande was navigable by ships.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 06, 2023 05:50 PM (f0XAF)

219 They only minimally bother to hide it anymore. We live in a dictatorship with a pretense of law

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2023 05:50 PM (FQmDC)

220 217 194>> An enterprising governor might just say ‘no’ and add that states have every right to defend themselves against invasion. And maybe follow it with a polite ‘fuck you’ just for emphasis.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 06, 2023 05:50 PM (YRsIm)

Yeah, but we are stuck with Abbott.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 06, 2023 05:50 PM (f0XAF)

221 Posted by: PaleRider at September 06, 2023 05:49 PM (3cGpq)
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It's a wee tad grimey so I put it on a plastic bag.

Posted by: Weasel at September 06, 2023 05:51 PM (RG6z4)

222 There doesn't seem to be any popular opposition to what the DOJ/FBI are doing

by and large, Americans seem okay with it- at least, not mad enough to really do anything about it

Posted by: DB - at September 06, 2023 05:51 PM (geLO8)

223 And if Texas does not, will the judge arrest Texas and throw it in jail???
Posted by: runner at September 06, 2023 05:48 PM (VRzI3)
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They gonna invade Texas? Because Texas has F-16's and I heard a reliable source tell me that's what you need if you want to pick a fight with Uncle Sam.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2023 05:51 PM (g2dgu)

224 The U.S. Department of Justice previously said Texas' construction of buoys in the river violates the Rivers and Harbor Act, as it obstructs the “navigable capacity” of U.S. water. The filing also notes Texas did not obtain a prior permit from the U.S. Army Corp of Engineers, as required by the act.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect.

Texas should paint "No Wake Zone" on the string of buoys and tell the Feds thee buoys are their for safety reasons.

Posted by: Archer at September 06, 2023 05:52 PM (gmo/4)

225 We live in a dictatorship with a pretense of law
Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2023 05:50 PM (FQmDC)

Yes; down with it all.

It's pathetic, and it's past time for it to end.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 06, 2023 05:52 PM (kLcQm)

226 Weasel, maybe a pretty tractor battery 'cozy' will dress things up

just tell her it's the toaster

Posted by: DB - at September 06, 2023 05:53 PM (geLO8)

227 Well I need to force myself to get back to work. Catch ya later folks.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 06, 2023 05:53 PM (3cGpq)

228
In the inevitable end the southern invasion of our border will make 9/11 look like a Girl Scout picnic. But Trump, they will insist.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 06, 2023 05:54 PM (enJYY)

229 226 Weasel, maybe a pretty tractor battery 'cozy' will dress things up

just tell her it's the toaster
Posted by: DB - at September 06, 2023 05:53 PM (geLO

Put some googly eyes on it and tell her its your new pet.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 06, 2023 05:54 PM (ppBhU)

230 When white pepl are allowed to express themselves as freely as pepl of colour all hell's going to break loose.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2023 05:54 PM (lCWOD)

231 It's a wee tad grimey so I put it on a plastic bag.

Posted by: Weasel at September 06, 2023 05:51 PM (RG6z4)

Thereby repurposing the plastic bag. How environmentally sound of you to do that!

Posted by: Archer at September 06, 2023 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

232 Out: The Oceans are boiling!

In: Climate breakdown!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2023 05:54 PM (FVME7)

233 Nudging to the nude, about blowing El Commandante

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2023 05:54 PM (g2dgu)

234 It's illegal to be conservative. I don't think people realize that we are just literally a couple years away from Mom and Pop conservatives being arrested for the most minor infractions against the regime.

If you get a speeding ticket and then find out you're a registered Republican well we may have to find some more charges for you...

Automatic audits for all Republicans, already in the works.

I think the lasting symbol of the dying Republican Party is Mitch McConnell's stone-faced brain cramp staring into the distance.

Posted by: Roberto at September 06, 2023 05:55 PM (bkf/+)

235 Does WW understand the importance of that tractor to The Horde? Does she understand that for lack of a charged battery we have no opening sequence?

Does she understand that without the opening sequence we have no closing sequence with the Executive Producer exhorting us to always be on-target?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 06, 2023 05:55 PM (a3Q+t)

236 215 This is why they put Ken Paxton in the dock.

to be tried by a jury of his piers?

Posted by: anachronda at September 06, 2023 05:55 PM (sGtp+)

237 I suspect after a week of evading the local police, the Pennsylvania State Police, and the FBI, the Brazilian...

I have full confidence in the people who let him into and let him stay in this country.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2023 05:56 PM (CaJIi)

238 But, we have a ton of the things around here.
Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2023 05:48 PM (SEqBD)

Where's that, generally?

Colorado Front Range, here.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 06, 2023 05:56 PM (VGRuw)

239 236 215 This is why they put Ken Paxton in the dock.

to be tried by a jury of his piers?
Posted by: anachronda at September 06, 2023 05:55 PM (sGtp+)

Feed him to the crabs

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2023 05:57 PM (lCWOD)

240 Putting Hunter in prison for gun crimes would cement Democrat control of the country for 100 years, or more.

Unlike now where it's still debated, but by idiots who haven't realized they've been ass raped.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2023 05:57 PM (Q4IgG)

241 Bunch of damn whiners!

Overwhelmed Austin police tell citizens to stop calling 911 if they're getting robbed

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We can either arrest parents at school board meetings, abortion protesters, and Christian nationalists or actual criminals!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2023 05:59 PM (FVME7)

242 Look at the statement the Proud Boys guy made after be sent to the slammer for 22 years. Groveling admission, just like the old communist show trial defendants

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2023 06:01 PM (FQmDC)

243 Definition of stupid.

Florida man charged after trying to cross the Atlantic in hamster wheel Hydro Pod

https://tinyurl.com/5fe3da9e

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2023 06:03 PM (FVME7)

244 Definition of stupid.

Florida man charged after trying to cross the Atlantic in hamster wheel Hydro Pod

https://tinyurl.com/5fe3da9e
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2023 06:03 PM (FVME7)
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Since this was his fifth or sixth try, I think we passed stupid a while back.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2023 06:11 PM (g2dgu)

245 I remember when Larry the Lawnchair pilot took off from southern CA in a lawn chair with weather balloons attached, a 6 pack and a pellet pistol with which to deflate the balloons.
Legendary.

Posted by: the dude at September 06, 2023 06:12 PM (MeG8a)

246 Overwhelmed Austin police tell citizens to stop calling 911 if they're getting robbed

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We can either arrest parents at school board meetings, abortion protesters, and Christian nationalists or actual criminals!
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But what they absolutely do have time for is arresting you if you have the temerity to shoot the robber

Posted by: Drc at September 06, 2023 06:18 PM (llGBY)

247 "The Speedy Trial Act requires"

what?

Am I allowed to say that?

Posted by: J6 defendant at September 06, 2023 06:19 PM (WVRZF)

248 What's illegal about taking a hamster wheel across the ocean? Didn't he have plates?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 06, 2023 06:24 PM (VdGjU)

249 One of my favorite parts, and I have so many honestly, is how they make damn good and sure Trump can't say anything to anybody or else face sanctions, while the prosecution gets to say whatever they feel like and gosh darn we'll never find out what happened, so sorry about that leak.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at September 06, 2023 06:26 PM (tBHkr)

250 Lol
Ace how many other millions lied on there gun permits about ever using drugs?

Posted by: Paul at September 06, 2023 07:03 PM (vrSgz)

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David Weiss Clams He'll Indict Hunter On Gun ChargesAnd Then, Coincidentally Enough, Jack Smith Reported to Be Preparing New Charges Against Trump

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David Weiss Clams He'll Indict Hunter On Gun Charges
And Then, Coincidentally Enough, Jack Smith Reported to Be Preparing New Charges Against Trump