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Congressmen Seeks to Defund Trump Prosecutors
He would deny both the DOJ and states federal funds if they continue the political prosecutions.
Meanwhile, even the leftwing rag The Hill notices how strange a date the leftwing radical judge chose to begin Trump's sham trial for "insurrection."
Rep. Andrew Clyde, R-Ga., is planning to use the upcoming government spending fight to pump the brakes on the federal and state prosecutions targeting former President Trump. "Americans' hard-earned tax dollars have no place funding the radical Left's nefarious election interference efforts," Clyde told Fox News Digital. "Together, Jack Smith, Alvin Bragg, and Fani Willis intentionally brought four sham indictments against the sitting president's top political opponent, President Donald J. Trump, as the upcoming 2024 presidential election ramps up." Clyde is a member of the House Appropriations Committee, which has been tasked with assembling 12 different spending bills for the next fiscal year, which begins on Oct. 1. Republican Georgia Rep. Andrew Clyde, right, is unveiling the House GOPs latest push to defund the prosecutions against former President Trump. He said on Monday that he intends to introduce two amendments to the Commerce, Justice, Science, and Related Agencies Appropriations Bill, which allocates funding to the Justice Department, among other offices. Both would prevent federal funds from going toward the prosecution of a major presidential candidate ahead of the 2024 White House race. The first is aimed at federal cases and the second at state prosecutions. ... If Clyde's amendments make it through the legislative process and end up on the House floor for a vote, they face a decent prospect of passing under the GOP's razor-thin majority. However, the measures are likely dead on arrival in the Democrat-controlled Senate.
The judge in former President Trump's Jan. 6-related federal case landed a bombshell Monday when she set a date for his trial. U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan announced jury selection in the trial would begin March 4 -- the day before Super Tuesday, the biggest day on the GOP primary calendar. In making her decision, Chutkan declared that a trial date "cannot and should not" depend on the timetable of a defendant's work life. Chutkan pushed the starting date later than sought by special counsel Jack Smith and his team, who wanted the trial to begin in January. But her chosen spot on the calendar is a lot closer to Smith's request than to the Trump team's implausible suggestion that the trial should be postponed until 2026. It is a remarkable choice, even if Chutkan professes indifference to the political ramifications of her decision. Around 14 states are expected to cast ballots in the GOP primary on Super Tuesday. GOP figures allied with Trump are indignant. "I was shocked that they would be this blatant," said one Republican operative supportive of Trump. "On what basis does the trial absolutely need to start the day before Super Tuesday? Are we really supposed to believe that this is just coincidence -- that she didn't take anything about the politics into account?"
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2023 01:19 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2023 01:19 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: rd at August 29, 2023 01:20 PM (k1h3R)
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:20 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 29, 2023 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 01:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2023 01:20 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 01:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2023 01:20 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 29, 2023 01:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2023 01:21 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2023 01:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 29, 2023 01:21 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: rd at August 29, 2023 01:21 PM (k1h3R)
It's not the corruption, or the fascism, that bothers him. It is the blatancy.
Posted by: Oschisms at August 29, 2023 01:21 PM (F37JK)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 29, 2023 01:21 PM (TGPs7)
Both would prevent federal funds from going toward the prosecution of a major presidential candidate ahead of the 2024 White House race. The first is aimed at federal cases and the second at state prosecutions.
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Weak. Why so limiting? The corruption of the US federal government in general - and the DoJ in particular - is so extreme that this kind of crap is exactly that: crap.
I don't want legislative favors handed out for Donald Trump. I want the DoJ punished. Do it, Congress. Shit or get off the pot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:22 PM (t0OGg)
Today on "America in the Morning," the supposedly conservative radio news show broadcast by the local FM station that used to play Rush's show and now runs Hannity, the story about the judge and the trial date quoted someone: "This shows how apolitical the judge is. She's not concerned with the date of Super Tuesday, but is following the rule of speedy trial."
HA!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2023 01:22 PM (J2vNu)
Seriously?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 01:22 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: tubal at August 29, 2023 01:22 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: rd at August 29, 2023 01:23 PM (k1h3R)
In making her decision, Chutkan declared that a trial date "cannot and should not" depend on the timetable of a defendant's work life.
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LOL. Seriously? Then why did you set the trial date at the ideal time (for you) to interact with the defendant's work life?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2023 01:23 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)
I don't want legislative favors handed out for Donald Trump. I want the DoJ punished. Do it, Congress. Shit or get off the pot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:22 PM (t0OGg)
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I'll give this to him: It has a better chance of making it through Congress than a full raft of punishments for the DOJ.
You know, 3% vs. 0.01%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 29, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)
This is the GOP we're talking about, so, yes.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 29, 2023 01:23 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (v0R5T)
Huge numbers of Americans are waking up to the nightmare of Joe Biden's corruption.
This is why the libs are scared SHITLESS. (I know because I’ve talked to lots of them.)
Trump's ever burgeoning support will overwhelm the Dem’s cheat machine. – Easily.
Posted by: Bach in Black at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (dBoDT)
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They don't care what you believe, only what you say you believe.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: tubal at August 29, 2023 01:22 PM (PCK5
*****
Unfortunately, it's exactly what they want.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ballistic at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)
That's different because fuck you joe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2023 01:20 PM (pohLc)
I'm going to guess the bathroom of Julia Louis-Dreyfus's character from Seinfeld.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (uvymP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Time for GOPe failure theater at its finest. Easiest way is simply pass a bill that funds the appointed district da's and marshal's service but no money for the FBI nor the DOJ hq including special prosecutors.
Posted by: whig at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (/LKAF)
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 29, 2023 01:25 PM (f6UzA)
What you can't do is file an indictment against ANY person, from His Royal Excellency Mr. Herr Doktor President Emeritus down to the moldy hobo behind the Rite Aid whose blood alcohol content can be measured in decibels, without a good damned reason and plenty of evidence to support your allegation.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 01:25 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: JT at August 29, 2023 01:25 PM (T4tVD)
It's not the corruption, or the fascism, that bothers him. It is the blatancy.
Posted by: Oschisms at August 29, 2023 01:21 PM (F37JK)
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Yes. At least try to hide it. Sheesh.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2023 01:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 29, 2023 01:26 PM (TMRfN)
Just got back from diving on the Titanic, held my breath the entire time. Neat wreck,, everyone should see it...
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 29, 2023 01:26 PM (X4yCj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2023 01:22 PM (J2vNu)
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A bit more than six months, coming long after indictment and years after investigation.
Speedy indeed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2023 01:26 PM (SYTee)
This is why the libs are scared SHITLESS. (I know because I’ve talked to lots of them.)
Trump's ever burgeoning support will overwhelm the Dem’s cheat machine. – Easily.
Posted by: Bach in Black at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (dBoDT)
So, they're scared shitless because, while they see Biden's corruption, they don't care as long as he advances the destruction of the US?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:26 PM (uvymP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (t0OGg)
They only care what you can prove. And make stick.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:26 PM (Gpd4j)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 29, 2023 01:27 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: whig at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (/LKAF)
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That it is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 29, 2023 01:27 PM (2YtOq)
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"The dead literally came up from their graves to vote for Biden because they hate Trump so much."
*shrugs*
-the Courts
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 29, 2023 01:27 PM (LvTSG)
390 If Trump manages to get his court dates postponed til after the election, then things will really heat up because we would then have anhonest look at the candidates. As long as the left keeps Trump in the headlines, we are, n effect, forced to support him. The real election interference is not allowing the Republican candidates a real shot at 2024 because the left wants to run against Trump.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2023 01:20 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2023 01:28 PM (t/2Uw)
Looks like you can
DOJ and FBI are just bitch-slapping the Right now. If it were a prizefight, they'd stop it.
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:28 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: tubal at August 29, 2023 01:22 PM (PCK5
*****
Unfortunately, it's exactly what they want.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (NpAcC)
Because they could never successfully cheat in the face of the wellspring of popular support garnered by someone who couldn't beat Trump in the primaries?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:28 PM (uvymP)
What you can't do is file an indictment against ANY person, from His Royal Excellency Mr. Herr Doktor President Emeritus down to the moldy hobo behind the Rite Aid whose blood alcohol content can be measured in decibels, without a good damned reason and plenty of evidence to support your allegation.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 01:25 PM (/EuRN)
One of the things you notice about Rome was the breaking of norms.
The Gracchi introduced mob violence into politics. Before that, a tribune's person was sacrosanct.
Sulla showed how you could simply take over the 'republic' by marching on the city. Even though he tried to set the system back up, stronger, the fact that he had done it and the people had not risen up to stop him showed it could be done.
Then, along comes Caesar...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 01:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Top. Men. at August 29, 2023 01:28 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:26 PM (Gpd4j)
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Sure, but that doesn't matter. There are no standards or mechanisms of proof left. It's just will to power now, and they have it. They don't give two shits about proof anymore because *nothing* short of outright collapse and dissolution can "make it stick."
So that will, of course, be what eventually does make it stick.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:28 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: tubal at August 29, 2023 01:22 PM (PCK5
*****
Unfortunately, it's exactly what they want.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (NpAcC)
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With Dominion switching a sufficient number of Trump votes to Biden, the latter will win with over 100 million "votes!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 29, 2023 01:28 PM (f6UzA)
Speedy indeed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)
Six months is railroading considering the technical complexity kf the defense.
It will take months for the team to get the necessary clearances.
And discovery is gargantuan.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:28 PM (Gpd4j)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 29, 2023 01:29 PM (xLon1)
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 29, 2023 01:29 PM (WiAW9)
DOJ and FBI are just bitch-slapping the Right now. If it were a prizefight, they'd stop it.
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:28 PM (geLO
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They're just running up the score now, for the same reason that it happens in sports: to humiliate and demoralize the opponent.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:29 PM (t0OGg)
This is why the libs are scared SHITLESS. (I know because I’ve talked to lots of them.)
Trump's ever burgeoning support will overwhelm the Dem’s cheat machine. – Easily.
Posted by: Bach in Black at August 29, 2023 01:24 PM (dBoDT)
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If only.
I think independents, Gen Z, and suburban moms aren't going to vote for Trump. The baggage and drama is building up and I'm seeing that people are getting fatigued.
What might get Trump a win is if there is a 3rd party candidate that would take enough votes away from Biden.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 01:29 PM (NpAcC)
It's not the corruption, or the fascism, that bothers him. It is the blatancy.
Posted by: Oschisms at August 29, 2023 01:21 PM (F37JK)
.......
Rubbing our faces in feces is part of the kink.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 29, 2023 01:29 PM (f6UzA)
STEINER WILL COME
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Obligatory Blues Brothers Reference at August 29, 2023 01:29 PM (scY5G)
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2023 01:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: National Review at August 29, 2023 01:29 PM (TMRfN)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 01:30 PM (KbCG3)
If he's even on the ballot.
A question for those in the Horde more intelligent than I am: suppose a state (I'll say MA) keeps Trump off the primary ballot, but hundreds of thousands of voters write his name in. What's to stop MA election officials from simply declaring that every ballot with "Trump" written on it is 'spoiled' and therefore must be thrown out?
Because I can absolutely see this happening.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2023 01:30 PM (AW0uW)
@TheBabylonBee
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Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 29, 2023 01:30 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2023 01:30 PM (IN8A/)
ROTFLMAO
Sometimes I just slay myself!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 29, 2023 01:30 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 29, 2023 01:28 PM (f6UzA)
I'm in the minority. But I think deleting/switching votes is a third rail.
And Cabal didn't do that.
Not sure why it is, perhaps Constitutional issues taking it out of a pure LEO enforcement situation.
But idk.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:30 PM (Gpd4j)
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:31 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:22 PM (t0OGg)
They'll get off the pot after wiping their rearends with the constitution toilet paper. Nothing. Will. Happen.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 29, 2023 01:31 PM (D8mow)
Because I can absolutely see this happening.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2023 01:30 PM (AW0uW)
That's preposterous.
They won't be thrown out.
They'll be "cured" and thrown into the Shitpants pile.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 01:31 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 29, 2023 01:32 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 29, 2023 01:29 PM (f6UzA)
Ja ja. Erotisch.
Posted by: Gunter at August 29, 2023 01:32 PM (v0R5T)
Trump plans to appeal this decision, I understand.
If it is upheld remember John Roberts.
Posted by: Dantes at August 29, 2023 01:32 PM (4BqUr)
I think independents, Gen Z, and suburban moms aren't going to vote for Trump. The baggage and drama is building up and I'm seeing that people are getting fatigued.
What might get Trump a win is if there is a 3rd party candidate that would take enough votes away from Biden.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 01:29 PM (NpAcC)
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The Zoomers are a crap shoot. Boomers and Gen X will carry Trump, if it happens. Outside of the generational front, it will likely be the working class and non-suburban-female vote that will carry him.
If he wins and can overcome the cheat, of course. I don't think he can. But the wells of support he can tap do not include the Millennials (virtually any of them, and they're an enormous voting bloc), the urbanites, the suburban women, those with a masters degree or higher, blacks and Asians. He'll get some of those groups, of course, but not many.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:32 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 01:29 PM (NpAcC)
Are you under the impression that, if someone beat Trump in the primaries, that they wouldn't immediately be full of baggage and drama... exactly like every other GOP candidate since I was born?
It's fine to say that you prefer someone else but to pretend that the Dems won't use the very tactic that they ALWAYS use against whomever seems a bit forgetful.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:33 PM (uvymP)
No federal funds to any state that his filed criminal charges against any leading presidential candidate?
This is like that piddling-ass "we cut $1 billion from the DOJ!" crowing that conveniently left out they just increased the DOJ budget by a billion in 2022.
The GOP has one chance to survive: Trump wins and every lawsuit is tossed out.
Because at least 40% of the base will blame them if he loses.
Deny it and hate it all you want--but the voters get to make their own choices.
And a lot of them are going to see the GOP siding with the Democrats.
Which is pretty rational when you see so many taking the exact same position as the Dems by their silence....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 29, 2023 01:33 PM (/X7zQ)
Whatever fatigue Americans might be feeling regarding the legal mellow-dramas now will fade to irrelevancy when they are faced with an opportunity to END the filthy, harmful corruption that is the Biden administration.
The voters will remember how much better life was 2016-2020.
The voters will turn that son of bitch Joe Bribe'm out!
Mark my words.
Posted by: Bach in Black at August 29, 2023 01:33 PM (dBoDT)
Posted by: Max Power at August 29, 2023 01:33 PM (q177U)
For the first time in American History, there will be 330 million ballots cast.
Biden will get 270 million of them. They will DOUBLE f*ck Americans by getting to 270 with 270 million.
Then they will kick back and laugh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
It's fine to say that you prefer someone else but to pretend that the Dems won't use the very tactic that they ALWAYS use against whomever seems a bit forgetful.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:33 PM (uvymP)
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They probably all have binders full of women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 29, 2023 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
Nothing
Oh, someone might sue, and the case would drag on, long after the next D president had been inaugurated, at which point it would be moot
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (geLO8)
Resident liberal & former Democratic Rep. Harold Ford Jr. tells the rest of @TheFive cast that his next Covid shot, which he plans to get, will be his 7th, and he's had Covid 3 times. 🤣🤦♂️👇
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (0Uf+z)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 29, 2023 01:29 PM (xLon1)
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"Or at least calling for the assassination of the judge."
-- Chuckie F.U. "Six Ways From Sunday" Schumer
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: rd at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (tpWpY)
Resident liberal & former Democratic Rep. Harold Ford Jr. tells the rest of @TheFive cast that his next Covid shot, which he plans to get, will be his 7th, and he's had Covid 3 times. 🤣🤦♂️👇
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (krqg6)
What is the definition of insanity again?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Good. Works for me. They're in zugzwang.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (Gpd4j)
And Cabal didn't do that.
Not sure why it is, perhaps Constitutional issues taking it out of a pure LEO enforcement situation.
But idk.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:30 PM (Gpd4j)
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They don't need to. The machinery is as corrupt as the operators. Could they just make up votes or move them around? Probably. But it's technically complicated. It's much easier - especially at scale, and with lots of unsophisticated ground-level operators - to just fill out ballots and run 'em through. If that's not enough, run 'em through again. And again. And so on. The systems are deliberately weak to allow lots of cheating, but the kinds of cheating need to be reproducible by dullards in counting rooms. Duplicate ballot runs would be an example of that. Complex operations like moving votes around in the datavase is not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:35 PM (t0OGg)
Y'all are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2023 01:35 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 29, 2023 01:35 PM (BdMk6)
For the first time in American History, there will be 330 million ballots cast.
Biden will get 270 million of them. They will DOUBLE f*ck Americans by getting to 270 with 270 million.
Then they will kick back and laugh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
This needs to happen. Not joking. This is what it will take for everyday people to realize what this country actually is.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 01:35 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 01:35 PM (aZlZR)
Posted by: astonerii at August 29, 2023 01:35 PM (VcZlJ)
Judge stated that he is rich enough to do this. So much for equality before the law.
Who has the authority to stop this? Who can force this judge to recuse?
Is there any superceding authority? Serious question.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2023 01:35 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 29, 2023 01:31 PM (D8mow)
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Of course it won't.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:35 PM (t0OGg)
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Datavases are fragile, too. Especially the old Chinese ones. Watch out for fakes, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 29, 2023 01:36 PM (LvTSG)
Taylor Swift could get my number and ask me for a date.
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:36 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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American governance. Malicious, incompetent insanity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (krqg6)
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Following a premature demise, his autopsy is gonna look like a scene out of "Alien."
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 29, 2023 01:36 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 01:36 PM (6oXZK)
And who honestly believes that that would work to Trump's detriment? A day of nonstop Trump coverage will ramp the FU vote up to eleventy.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 29, 2023 01:36 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 01:36 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:35 PM (t0OGg)
Agree. Still and all, I think there is some third rail aspect to deleting or switching votes. But idk just a hunch.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (Gpd4j)
Taylor Swift could get my number and ask me for a date.
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:36 PM (geLO
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I think her dates have to sign pre-nups before the first one to get agreement that they don't get royalties from songs inspired by the evening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:35 PM
For those sipping their tea with their pinkies extended (and you know who you are), that's pronounced da-ta-VAHZZ.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME
I'VE SEEN TOO MUCH
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 29, 2023 01:36 PM (LvTSG)
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My computer system runs on a Ming Dynasty datavase!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Max Power at August 29, 2023 01:33 PM
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N O, this is EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT!
Posted by: rd at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (tpWpY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 01:36 PM (GwxCX)
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Only one exclamation mark?
You don't mean it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)
Elected officials are part of it... But they are the very most junior, weakest faction on the field. They barely count. A single SV corp like Facebook (not even a big dog like Alphabet) holds more power than Congress or the President.
But somewhere near the top of that oligarchy are the organs of State security. The DoJ is one of the big, swinging dicks in the ruling class cadre. They are a force to be reckoned with, and they don't take static from the PR peons in the Capitol.
This is ludicrous. It's like if the mayor of Outer BFE, ND threatened to defund the Navy. Does not compute.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (0FoWg)
American voters will turn out in massive numbers to outright DEFY these corrupt motherfuckers. You watch. You'll see.
TRUMP = DEFIANCE.
Posted by: Bach in Black at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (dBoDT)
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He's too busy identifying and punishing FISA judges and SCOTUS decision leakers.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 01:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 29, 2023 01:36 PM (nfrXX)
It's bad for his defense team. This is a mammoth defense. They're railroading him.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:38 PM (Gpd4j)
Not to be confused with Ginngis Kaan. (JohnFKerry)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 01:38 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 29, 2023 01:38 PM (nfrXX)
Reading is fundamental
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 29, 2023 01:38 PM (TMRfN)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2023 01:38 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (Gpd4j)
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I think it's noise. It's a big claim with no evidence, so it is convenient to use it as a mechanism to reject any discussion of corrupt counting or the deliberately weak systems design that election machinery uses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:38 PM (Gpd4j)
Nothing
Oh, someone might sue, and the case would drag on, long after the next D president had been inaugurated, at which point it would be moot
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (geLO
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I assume a MA legislature would declare the election in the state null and void and appoint a new slate of electors.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 29, 2023 01:38 PM (xLon1)
Posted by: Scorched Earth at August 29, 2023 01:39 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2023 01:39 PM (V7HJm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
fine
whatever
I just want to brush her hair and feed her grapes
They. Cannot. Touch. Her.
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:39 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2023 01:39 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:38 PM (Gpd4j)
stop playing hall monitor
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 01:39 PM (/EuRN)
This is ludicrous. It's like if the mayor of Outer BFE, ND threatened to defund the Navy. Does not compute.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (0FoWg)
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Duncanthrax, if you were wondering, this right here is what cynicism actually looks like.
Too bad he isn't wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:39 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:38 PM (Gpd4j)
stop playing hall monitor
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 01:39 PM (/EuRN)
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No, YOU stop playing hall monitor!
*shows off shiny orange sash*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 29, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 01:35 PM (aZlZR)
There's no unified strategy. They're all running around doing their impression of that Somali pirate from "Captain Phillips" - "Look at me, I'm the captain now".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:40 PM (uvymP)
*shows off shiny orange sash*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 29, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG)
no yelling in the halls.
I'm telling.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 01:40 PM (/EuRN)
No law is going to stop this kind of behavior.
How about saying "this is banana republic shit, this needs to stop now. We will not abide by this. The government will shut down and remain shut down until political witch hunts and kangaroo courts stop. This is an embarrassment. Presidents CANNOT have their political allies arresting and prosecuting their opponents."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 29, 2023 01:40 PM (mj0Qp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 01:39 PM (/EuRN)
Lol. You better chill or I'll tell you to pls calm down.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:41 PM (Gpd4j)
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 29, 2023 01:41 PM (WiAW9)
I mean, he's been under investigation for 8 years and they've found absolutely nothing so much they've been making shit up to charge him with, INCLUDING the 2 impeachments.
Is it just that "there's too much legal action against him" and we're going to give in and say "he's got too much baggage" when the baggage itself is 100% bullshit?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Well it's a success! He's only had it three times! Imagine if he never had the shots how bad it would be! Amirite.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 01:41 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 29, 2023 01:41 PM (WiAW9)
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McConnell will stand up and fight to make sure his seat at the trough is secure and that the little people don't get their voices heard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 29, 2023 01:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (Gpd4j)
How would you know?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:42 PM (uvymP)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 01:42 PM (aZlZR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:33 PM (uvymP)
*****
The damage the MSM has done on Trump has been over years and years.
There is not enough time for them to do that kind of damage to anyone.
Of course they will try to do as much damage to another candidate, but it will never surpass the damage they have done and will continue to do to Trump.
It really is sad and awful, but that's where we are.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 01:42 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Hall Monitor at August 29, 2023 01:42 PM (v0R5T)
Trump won't lose a single vote from the massive tally he garnered in 2020. (By far the largest of ANY sitting President.)
But Joe Bribe'm is fucked. He will bleed so much support, lose so many real votes that the cheat machine will not be able to come close to playing catch up.
Joe Bribe'm is toast. And they fuckin' know it!
Posted by: Bach in Black at August 29, 2023 01:42 PM (dBoDT)
Is it just that "there's too much legal action against him" and we're going to give in and say "he's got too much baggage" when the baggage itself is 100% bullshit?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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The media lies about things he says and then people believe it, like the "cowards" thing at Normandy.
Sure, it didn't happen, but it's Trump's fault if someone believes that he did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 29, 2023 01:42 PM (LvTSG)
Resident liberal & former Democratic Rep. Harold Ford Jr. tells the rest of @TheFive cast that his next Covid shot, which he plans to get, will be his 7th, and he's had Covid 3 times
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I will be waiting for the video clip of him stroking out when Greg Gutfeld starts mocking him.
Posted by: rd at August 29, 2023 01:42 PM (CCWGD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Have you seen his permanent record?!?!?
It's a scroll!
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:43 PM (Gpd4j)
Posted by: Infidel on ph at August 29, 2023 01:43 PM (/zTl6)
Posted by: Judy Hensler at August 29, 2023 01:43 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2023 01:37 PM (0FoWg)
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I’ll stop with my 0.00000006% of the vote.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 29, 2023 01:43 PM (xLon1)
Posted by: Bach in Black at August 29, 2023 01:42 PM (dBoDT)
Pls calm down
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:43 PM (Gpd4j)
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 29, 2023 01:41 PM (WiAW9)
"Uh, apparently you missed our fiery speeches in support of sending billions of dollars to Ukraine." - Mitch, Mitt and Co.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 01:43 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)
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They're gonna have to prove to me with verifiable open source and data that the machines are not switching votes.
Why the fear of transparency? Wouldn't YOU cheat using any means at your disposal to prevent "literally Hitler, literally Stalin, literally Mussolini" from winning the Presidency again?
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 29, 2023 01:44 PM (f6UzA)
The trial itself is implausible. No request from the defense in such a situation is unreasonable.
Posted by: JSchuler at August 29, 2023 01:44 PM (l6eKM)
hahahahaha
remember the electoral college? MA will vote Dem regardless. There was a huge groundswell for Trump in 2016 but there is no way to get over 50% in a blue state. MA, NY, CA, Il, all lost causes. Only chance to win is getting NV, Az, GA, PA, WI, NH maybe some combo of those states.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2023 01:44 PM (t/2Uw)
That's how it spoze to work. And if the Republicans were worth anything (looking at you Mitch), that's what they'd be sure to enforce.
BTW, we should have a vote. Who thinks Mitch is worth shit, and who doesn't?
Posted by: Eeyore at August 29, 2023 01:44 PM (brAQZ)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 01:44 PM (aZlZR)
to bring back an oldie but goodie, 'it's the seriousness of the charges'
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:44 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 01:43 PM (KbCG3)
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LOL. Yeah. Fighting hard for shit that doesn't matter or is counter the preferences of the base. GOP FOR LIFE!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:44 PM (t0OGg)
*shows off shiny orange sash*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 29, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG)
no yelling in the halls.
I'm telling.
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Hold my beer.
Posted by: Running, on pook deck, with scissors at August 29, 2023 01:44 PM (2bFN5)
She intends to have Trump tried, convicted, and imprisoned before Election Day.
And with a DC jury, she'll accomplish that, too.
When Trump's lawyers raised concerns about the timing of the trial, she contemptuously compared Trump to a professional athlete, and said that she wouldn't care what the professional athlete's schedule was, so why should she care what Trump's schedule is?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2023 01:44 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:45 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (krqg6)
.......
Seven shots? No wonder he's so brain damaged.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2023 01:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 01:43 PM (KbCG3)
"We're saving so much that we're making money hand over fist! And that's not counting volume!"
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:45 PM (Gpd4j)
Posted by: Hall Monitor at August 29, 2023 01:42 PM (v0R5T)
+++++++++
Please stop monitoring the hallways!
Posted by: The Shit Left at August 29, 2023 01:45 PM (yjaF+)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 29, 2023 01:45 PM (CIS44)
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I agree. We have to accept that there are just some people who will never vote for Trump.
And it's worth having the fight: Is that group bigger than the group of new voters from 2016 and 2020 that Trump brought and will bring?
I get the tribal preference, that independents, Gen Z, suburban women, educated, etc. are a "better" class of voters than Trump's working class.
But all that doesn't matter: Which group is bigger? Which group will bring in more votes?
E.g., Is 100% of the wine moms more than say, a 5% increase in the working class?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 29, 2023 01:45 PM (/X7zQ)
What a complete dumbass.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 29, 2023 01:45 PM (V8he0)
Pretty sure that was, at least, a digital first ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 29, 2023 01:46 PM (f6UzA)
I mean, he's been under investigation for 8 years and they've found absolutely nothing so much they've been making shit up to charge him with, INCLUDING the 2 impeachments.
Is it just that "there's too much legal action against him" and we're going to give in and say "he's got too much baggage" when the baggage itself is 100% bullshit?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Ding ding ding. If you refuse to vote for him over this then their strategy worked and a successful strategy is repeated.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:46 PM (uvymP)
Posted by: Bach in Black at August 29, 2023 01:46 PM (dBoDT)
Have you seen his permanent record?!?!?
It's a scroll!
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:43 PM (Gpd4j)p
I mean, at least with Romney, they went back and found he shaved some kid's head as a frat prank.
Trump banged a porn star, gave her hush money from his own pocket (already proven in COURT) and correctly said that rich men can grab women looking for $$$ by the pussy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eeyore at August 29, 2023 01:44 PM
Mitch doesn't even think he's worth a shit. Between him and Joe their nuerons look like a 2 cylinder with bad spark plug wires on a moonless night.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 01:46 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 01:46 PM (/EuRN)
Ding ding ding. If you refuse to vote for him over this then their strategy worked and a successful strategy is repeated.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:46 PM (uvymP)
That's what it seems to me......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 29, 2023 01:44 PM (f6UzA)
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After the Florida debacle in 2000, the Left pointed at Diebold as a bad operator that was corrupting elections in the name of helping the Republicans (that was back when "Big Business" wasn't openly on Team Left). In response, Diebold submitted to audits and full review. Some flaws were found, which they then fixed. No evidence of corruption was found, and the people running the audit campaign had a lot riding on proving corruption. They couldn't.
Compare that to Dominion, which stopped picking up the phone and closed their offices.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)
But most of that money goes to American arms contractors and other sleazy organizations in the United States, so why are you complaining!
Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at August 29, 2023 01:47 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 29, 2023 01:47 PM (YePpv)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at August 29, 2023 01:47 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Hall Monitor at August 29, 2023 01:42 PM (v0R5T)
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Fuck you.
Posted by: EPA Employees at August 29, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 01:42 PM (aZlZR)
This argument is made in every single election.
a) the media has been working overtime to make him big and scary, that will only intensify if it looks like he might win the nomination. Very quickly the narrative will turn to "Trump was bad, but DeSantis? He is REALLY BAD!"
and
b) Trump came in to it with near universal name recognition, and with most people either thinking he was great, or at least, harmless. the Media made Trump a "big, scary name" and they will do that to whoever the GOP nominee is. They do it every cycle.
I'm not anti-Desantis, but this line of reasoning is silly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 29, 2023 01:47 PM (mj0Qp)
That screws DoJ and Ukraine. I'm good with that.
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2023 01:48 PM (FfJu/)
The Trump Hating Trolls simply can't stand that Joe Bribe'm doesn't stand a chance.
Stupid Trump Hating Trolls are sick at the thought of the American people voting for Trump to DEFY the Demonrats heinous corruption.
Posted by: Bach in Black at August 29, 2023 01:48 PM (dBoDT)
That's indictable, nowadays. It seems there are not one, not two, but three justice systems in America. Rethugs get one, Demofascists get another, and the DOJ cabal (of which Judge Chump is obviously a member) gt another.
Foul. Evil. Banana republic. However you describe it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 29, 2023 01:48 PM (2k/G/)
Posted by: Bach in Black at August 29, 2023 01:46 PM (dBoDT)
........
They're always accusing us of what THEY are doing.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2023 01:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 01:44 PM (aZlZR)
This has been proven in all the zero times it's been tried.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:48 PM (uvymP)
Ain't gonna happen.
Subotai Bahadur
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at August 29, 2023 01:48 PM (XjLZ4)
He cares about America, not Washington DC.
That is a Capital Crime in the eyes of the Deep State and us.
Posted by: The Shit Left at August 29, 2023 01:48 PM (yjaF+)
"This shows how apolitical the judge is. She's not concerned with the date of Super Tuesday, but is following the rule of speedy trial."
HA!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Powerline quotes Judge Shitcan: “there is a societal interest to a speedy trial.”
>>Students of the Constitution may recall that the right to a speedy trial belongs to defendants.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Hall Monitor
Ha, ha, ha, you can't catch me. I'm as fast as can be. After I'm done with number two, I'll make it number three~!
Posted by: EPA Hallway Shitter at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (IG4Id)
https://is.gd/JTh7fx
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)
Idk Joe. Maybe. I think deleting/seitching votes makes it a Constitutional as well as a LEO issue.
Just adding votes to Joe doesn't technically take away the right to have ones vote counted.
Or something like that. Some Lawfare generated theory.
But 100% agree that the need seems not to be there and it is more complex an operation.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (Gpd4j)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (a3Q+t)
They claim the patch has "origins with slavery" and when the kid's mom corrects them, the teacher backpedals and says she doesn't know the origin, but it's against policy.
https://is.gd/svnRP4
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (FfJu/)
ah. the old harry reid "it worked, didn't it?" ploy. second time i've seen it this week.
Posted by: anachronda at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:41 PM (Gpd4j)
Ok, y'all.
Calm your tits.
Let's see 'em.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (ufFY8)
I resent this.
I want a legit primary. The left is denying me this. it doesn;t matter whether the rationale is because they want Trump to b e the canidiate or they don;t want Trump to be the candidate, I am being denied the opportunity to make my decision based on data and not on emotion.
I resent this.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2023 01:50 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: EPA Hallway Shitter at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (IG4Id)
Guffawed at that.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:50 PM (Gpd4j)
Why do the Republicans (see Stupid Party) always show their hand to everyone by broadcasting their plans to our enemies?
They are either fucking stupid or complicit in messing up every attempt to bring accountability to government. And I'll put all my chips on the LATTER likelyhood.
Posted by: Tracy at August 29, 2023 01:50 PM (feEL4)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 01:44 PM (aZlZR)
It would make republicans look bad to whom?
Also, who cares?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 29, 2023 01:50 PM (mj0Qp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 01:50 PM (/EuRN)
But Joe Bribe'm is fucked. He will bleed so much support, lose so many real votes that the cheat machine will not be able to come close to playing catch up.
Joe Bribe'm is toast. And they fuckin' know it!
Posted by: Bach in Black at August 29, 2023 01:42 PM (dBoDT)
I want to believe. I really really do.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 29, 2023 01:50 PM (BdMk6)
Full East Germany. What matters are the rights of "society", not the rights of the defendant.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2023 01:50 PM (2tUFv)
That's indictable, nowadays.
only for republicans.
Posted by: anachronda at August 29, 2023 01:51 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
In fairness, both Trump and Stormi have said it never happened. Now... she's changed her story every five minutes but he hasn't.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:51 PM (uvymP)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 29, 2023 01:51 PM (ouTlx)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 29, 2023 01:47 PM (YePpv)
Now that's comedy! Defund...when has that ever happened in the last 20 years? The Uniparty ain't defunding anything. Just wait when all the dollars start coming home from us exporting inflation for the last 50+ years.... Super fun times.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 29, 2023 01:51 PM (tiR3O)
Full East Germany. What matters are the rights of "society", not the rights of the defendant.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
If so why not January which is what was originally asked for?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 29, 2023 01:51 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (a3Q+t)
I thought the style guide states the correct phrasing is "calm yer tits."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Calm your tits.
Let's see 'em.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (ufFY
So help me GOD! you better stop.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:51 PM (Gpd4j)
https://is.gd/JTh7fx
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (t0OGg)
Her... shoes are sexy. Joe, I hate to break this to you...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 01:51 PM (zZu0s)
https://is.gd/JTh7fx
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (t0OGg)
........
Can't wait to hear what's wrong with HER.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (aZlZR)
Posted by: Sid at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (Uyc0Y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
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There is an appendix - a big one - with acceptable alternatives. Alternatives like, "you may find it soothing if you made a sandwich instead."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (t0OGg)
They claim the patch has "origins with slavery" and when the kid's mom corrects them, the teacher backpedals and says she doesn't know the origin, but it's against policy.
https://is.gd/svnRP4
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (0N1h0)
It is amazing how fast people crumble when challenged.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (KbCG3)
Well, there's still a lot of people who need waking up.
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (CaJIi)
In fairness, both Trump and Stormi have said it never happened. Now... she's changed her story every five minutes but he hasn't.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:51 PM (uvymP)
The court case showed that money changed hands for SOME reason, did it not? It just that the POS Cohen said it came from the Trump campaign funds, which it was also proven it did NOT.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (aZlZR)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (gxokI)
Posted by: pawn at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (wsHtO)
People like that terrify me. If they can proudly believe such ludicrous things, it's no stretch at all for me to imagine them holding a Star Chamber hearing against innocent people and haughtily declaring them guilty, despite all evidence.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (0N1h0)
https://is.gd/JTh7fx
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (t0OGg)
I read her essay on the subject.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (uvymP)
Well I am opposed to that as well. Yes, I know that the DOJ is not going to prosecute a *major* D presidential candidate but the GOPe does not need to give them a wink and a nod on it.
The Rs should cut DOJ budget by 50% until they clean house and fire all their folks using federal money to attack opposition to the commiecrats.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (lc5cP)
Can't wait to hear what's wrong with HER.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)
From TJM? Not a redhead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (Gpd4j)
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:45 PM (geLO
******
A few new women probably from DC will emerge
As Democrats know that it 's in the bag with a DC jury
to convict Trump of anything.
Democrats are definitely good at calculating and timing.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 01:54 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bach in Black at August 29, 2023 01:46 PM
Yet more evidence of rampant cynicism in this Thread.
We're going to need an early Café, filled with bats, and beavers, and sea otters, and cute babies playing with cute puppies and kittens to restore even a soupçon of Hordian élan.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2023 01:54 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2023 01:54 PM (FfJu/)
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)
From TJM? Not a redhead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
I'd say that's not her natural hair color. Could be wrong. Don't really give a shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: rd at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (GDn84)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (Gpd4j)
You're not the boss of us!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/svnRP4
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM
But other kids are allowed patches. Ignorant scrunt Karen has no clue what it means and tries to hide behind "district policy". I guarantee you if it was a pride or tranny patch that kid wouldn't be in the office.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (GwxCX)
If the GOP remotely represented their base they would submit funding for the constitutionally authorized cabinet level agencies and go home.
If the Dem Senate does not want to vote on those spending bills...oh well.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: pawn at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (wsHtO)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (Gpd4j)
Said the guy who is absolutely not my supervisor.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (aZlZR)
Congress can't cancel the election.
As you know, elections are run by the states, not the federal government. And as you further know, there is no Constitutional method for the federal government to cancel an election.
And as you further further know, "shutting down the government" is a pretty big misnomer. Everything continues to run on auto pilot, and they pay cops over time to block the entrances to federal lands and businesses.
But, importantly, nothing new happens. So all the congresscritters in both parties and everyone feeding from the trough can't get their new scams and bribes approved, so it hurts them where it counts -- their wallets.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (mj0Qp)
I'd say that's not her natural hair color. Could be wrong. Don't really give a shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (zZu0s)
Eyebrows appear to match. It's rare they dye those to match when the hair changes color.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (GwxCX)
++++
Yup.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM
MOM! Sponge keeps looking at me!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (GwxCX)
They are either fucking stupid or complicit in messing up every attempt to bring accountability to government. And I'll put all my chips on the LATTER likelyhood.
Posted by: Tracy
I think they all become infected with that 'hail fellow, well met,' reach across the aisle comity nonsense as they see themselves as Statesmen™ that are doing the holy work of Government. Senators think they are princes in a royal court.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 29, 2023 01:56 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeeesh spazzzmatazz mellow out pls.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:56 PM (Gpd4j)
Posted by: EPA worker at August 29, 2023 01:56 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (Gpd4j)
........
NO! I really want to know what's wrong with her!
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2023 01:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sid at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (Uyc0Y)
Democrats.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 01:56 PM (uvymP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 29, 2023 01:56 PM (IG4Id)
"colleagues".
*spit*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 01:56 PM (/EuRN)
https://is.gd/svnRP4
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM
He should've had the "No Step on Snek" sticker from the last MoMe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:57 PM (Gpd4j)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (GwxCX)
++++
Actually, that's way to do it. Conspire with a friend. Have him (or preferably her) start wearing a pride patch or something. A week later, wear your Gadsden patch. When you're punished for it, back the dumb teacher into a corner. When the predictable happens, expose the obvious trap you laid for her.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: pawn at August 29, 2023 01:57 PM (wsHtO)
Posted by: tubal at August 29, 2023 01:57 PM (PCK5/)
MOM! Sponge keeps looking at me!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (GwxCX)
I'm not touching you.....
I'm not TOUCHING you!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
And again this is an area where if there was an opposition party they would aggressively take shit like this up.
In every red state they should be requiring the flying of the Gadsden flag on every state government building.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2023 01:57 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM
I'm picturing Daffy Duck with his ribboned 12 gauge.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 01:57 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 01:57 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (0N1h0)
It is amazing how fast people crumble when challenged.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (KbCG3)
****
Update to this story that surprised me.
The Democrat Governor of Colorado weighed in with this tweet-
Jared Polis
@jaredpolis
Obviously the Gadsden flag is a proud symbol of the American revolution and a iconic warning to Britain or any government not to violate the liberties of Americans. It appears on popular American medallions and challenge coins through today and Ben Franklin also adopted it to symbolize the union of the 13 colonies. It’s a great teaching moment for a history lesson!
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM (NpAcC)
I'm not TOUCHING you!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Damnation, kids, if you don't knock it off right now, I'm going to turn this thread around and as soon as we get back home, I'll give you something to cry about.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 01:53 PM (aZlZR)
Democrats shut down the government at least twice that I can recall when Trump was president. Biden still won. And most of the congresscritters got re-elected.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM (mj0Qp)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Hmmm.
*does quick research*
anna kostkowska
polish
Born in 1999.
What I would guess is real hair color:
https://tinyurl.com/5n8pjpms
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM (YT6ur)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
_________
Yep.
Jan 15th - Iowa caucuses
Jan 15th - E. Jean Carroll civil nonsense
Feb 6th - Nevada republican primary
Feb 27th - Michigan republican primary
Mar 4th - Jan 6th fiction and fantasy trial
Mar 5th - Super Tues
Mar 25th - NYC hush money trial
May 20th - Classified docs sham
June 4th - Primaries, last batch of states
July 15th - RNC convention
I'm sure I've missed some things. But the Law of Really Big Numbers vs. three times isn't a coincidence isn't much of a battle in this instance. Pretty obvious what the dem game plan is.
Posted by: scampydog at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM (2bFN5)
In every red state they should be requiring the flying of the Gadsden flag on every state government building.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2023 01:57 PM (lc5cP)
Kid should've told the Karen she needed to do a research paper, 1200 words, on the origins of the Gadsden Flag and what it's significance is.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 01:57 PM
OK kids, I've had it, you all need to go outside. Are you bored? I'll give you some jobs to do if you're so bored Mister.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 01:59 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: tubal at August 29, 2023 01:59 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (aZlZR)
Elections are run by the US States.
Posted by: rd at August 29, 2023 01:59 PM (aqZVy)
Obviously the Gadsden flag is a proud symbol of the American revolution and a iconic warning to Britain or any government not to violate the liberties of Americans. It appears on popular American medallions and challenge coins through today and Ben Franklin also adopted it to symbolize the union of the 13 colonies. It’s a great teaching moment for a history lesson!
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM (NpAcC)
++++
Huh. Polis' butt buddy in the PR department (just as assumption) got that out quickly and didn't do a terrible job with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:59 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 02:00 PM (aZlZR)
What I would guess is real hair color:
https://tinyurl.com/5n8pjpms
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM (zZu0s)
Now THOSE eyebrows look colored.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2023 02:00 PM (idBr5)
Pass whatever spending bill you want and go home.
Either the Senate and president sign it, and we get lower spending levels, or they don't and most government spending stops yielding much lower spending levels.
The only reason the House GOP does NOT do this is that a majority in the House does not want to do this - which means some or maybe all of the GOP...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2023 02:01 PM (lc5cP)
polish
Born in 1999.
What I would guess is real hair color:
https://tinyurl.com/5n8pjpms
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM (zZu0s)
She is certainly blessed in the "has legs" department.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:01 PM (uvymP)
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2023 02:00 PM (idBr5)
++++
Yeah. Like a Plymouth Valiant. You know, cheap, noisy, unreliable, ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:01 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:59 PM (t0OGg)
*****
Yeah.
I was kind of shocked.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 02:01 PM (NpAcC)
HOLD MY BEER
Posted by: Federal Government at August 29, 2023 02:01 PM (dgOAm)
That's pretty nuts coming from him.
Probably a shot across the bow... something big coming down the pike, minions better not make waves for him... or something like that
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 02:01 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 02:02 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2023 02:00 PM (idBr5)
It proves he doesn't work out. With all that myocarditis he's injected, that thing would've seized by now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Obviously the Gadsden flag is a proud symbol of the American revolution and a iconic warning to Britain or any government not to violate the liberties of Americans. It appears on popular American medallions and challenge coins through today and Ben Franklin also adopted it to symbolize the union of the 13 colonies. It’s a great teaching moment for a history lesson!
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM (NpAcC)
++++
Huh. Polis' butt buddy in the PR department (just as assumption) got that out quickly and didn't do a terrible job with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:59 PM (t0OGg)
His tweets next week will be about closing down schools and mandating clot shots for this new Covid variant.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 02:02 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (0N1h0)
It is amazing how fast people crumble when challenged.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (KbCG3)
Fucking cvnt godless commie stooge teacher needs to be horsewhipped.
The Mom was good, but made a mistake by not asking to see the specific policy right away. If the bitch couldn't produce it, then everyone should go on their merry way until they find it.
Their next school board meeting should be lit AF in a sane world.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2023 02:02 PM (ufFY8)
Why didn't they shout from the rooftops that they are not going to work with a corrupt president who accepts bribes and befriends our enemies?
If you guessed it's because they're in on all of it and love it long time, collect your winnings from the moose outside.
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 02:02 PM (6oXZK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 01:59 PM (t0OGg)
Maybe he should have mentioned requiring TEACHERS to know a thing or two.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:02 PM (uvymP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2023 02:03 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: tubal at August 29, 2023 02:03 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM (zZu0s)
.......
Schnuckiputzi.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2023 02:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 29, 2023 02:03 PM (mNmNo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:01 PM
I had one in high school. It was like 15 years old and a rust bucket by then, but it ran great and always started, even in the cold.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 02:04 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 02:00 PM (aZlZR)
When? When did it happen? When did a party get "punished" for it? When?
Conventional "wisdom" doesn't fly.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:04 PM (uvymP)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM
Now you've done it. Coupled with the librarian bun (which from a recent Saturday Morning Coffee Thread I know you know how to do), you've really started something.
This will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it without being sent to Ace's office.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2023 02:04 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
I believe we're supposed to say "eyebrows of color".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:04 PM (uvymP)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (0N1h0)
It is amazing how fast people crumble when challenged.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (KbCG3)
Fucking cvnt godless commie stooge teacher needs to be horsewhipped.
The Mom was good, but made a mistake by not asking to see the specific policy right away. If the bitch couldn't produce it, then everyone should go on their merry way until they find it.
Their next school board meeting should be lit AF in a sane world.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2023 02:02 PM (ufFY
Loved the kid's body language though. Never dipped his head. Maintained eye contact. Had an air of disbelief. He wasn't intimidated in the slightest. He knew he owned her. Boss.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 02:04 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:02 PM (uvymP)
++++
LOL. Someone has high expectations...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:04 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2023 02:03 PM (RSbhh)
Nah. I usually just make an adjustment to the "Pear of Anguish" and she straightens right up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 29, 2023 02:05 PM (yIK6f)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
She looks very good in white.
https://tinyurl.com/38m9wr5v
Plus, I think those lips are natural. She has that eastern European thing that all the gals use injections to try to get.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 02:04 PM (GwxCX)
++++
Heh. You got the lemon!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:05 PM (t0OGg)
See some of you later-maybe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2023 02:06 PM (RSbhh)
The indictments are much more important than any campaign.
Sid gets it. And the Deep State did it to themselves.
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2023 02:06 PM (g/ww7)
.........
HAA HA HA AH hee hee *deep breath* HA HA HA
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2023 02:06 PM (v0R5T)
https://tinyurl.com/38m9wr5v
Plus, I think those lips are natural. She has that eastern European thing that all the gals use injections to try to get.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:05 PM (zZu0s)
Agreed.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/GqFta4
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 02:06 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (KbCG3)
Fucking cvnt godless commie stooge teacher needs to be horsewhipped.
The Mom was good, but made a mistake by not asking to see the specific policy right away. If the bitch couldn't produce it, then everyone should go on their merry way until they find it.
Their next school board meeting should be lit AF in a sane world.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2023 02:02 PM (
Yep Mizz Scrunt went to the old district policy defense quick and you could tell by her body language she didn't know what to say. Yea the mom should have asked right away.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 02:06 PM (GwxCX)
For the first time in American History, there will be 330 million ballots cast.
Biden will get 270 million of them. They will DOUBLE f*ck Americans by getting to 270 with 270 million.
Then they will kick back and laugh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
This needs to happen. Not joking. This is what it will take for everyday people to realize what this country actually is.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 01:35 PM (KbCG3)
I've said this for a while now. To me, Trump running is a win-win. Either he wins and we force him to rain fire on his enemies, or he loses in such an obviously farcical manner that even the LIVs are shamed into demanding reform.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 29, 2023 02:06 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: x at August 29, 2023 02:07 PM (frATP)
https://is.gd/GqFta4
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 02:06 PM
Fuck. Be safe and well Florida Ron's and Ettes.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 02:07 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 29, 2023 02:07 PM (FVME7)
Nothing
Oh, someone might sue, and the case would drag on, long after the next D president had been inaugurated, at which point it would be moot
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (geLO
The corpses of a few select MA election officials hanging from lamp posts might bring about a change of heart in the survivors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 02:08 PM (2Y6tK)
To be fair, I learned those phrases from here.
Make of that what you will.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 29, 2023 02:08 PM (ufFY8)
See some of you later-maybe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2023 02:06 PM
Hi Fen
I'm in a joyous mood. Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 02:08 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:01 PM (uvymP)
https://tinyurl.com/5n6f6w4a
Dear God, I do love women.
Now, if I could just see her angry at me, I'd throw my heart at her feet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:08 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 29, 2023 02:08 PM (oWBc3)
https://tinyurl.com/245w7y5v
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 29, 2023 02:07 PM (FVME7)
Can you cancel a has been/never was?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:08 PM (zZu0s)
just don't fund them. do these guys know how appropriations work? the Senate ain't shit.
Posted by: x at August 29, 2023 02:09 PM (frATP)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 29, 2023 02:06 PM (/iWhV)
LIVs won't demand reform. They might be interested in exploring just why a country of 330 million counted 331 million ballots.
Also, what else is going on if they'll lie and make up this kind of stuff?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 02:09 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2023 02:03 PM (RSbhh)
Since we're still alive and able to use our hands, you can rest assured that no one actually says that. We may THINK it, but we never SAY it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:09 PM (uvymP)
==
Yes! Got it in one! We are going to tuck our tails and crouch under the kitchen table. Because that's our go to move.
Posted by: Country club Rinos at August 29, 2023 02:09 PM (Pf/kg)
polish
Born in 1999.
What I would guess is real hair color:
https://tinyurl.com/5n8pjpms
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 01:58 PM (zZu0s)
If only I could be young and stupid again.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 29, 2023 02:09 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 29, 2023 01:34 PM (krqg6)
Slow learner, isn't he? Hopefully the next clot shot blows out his aorta.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 02:09 PM (2Y6tK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2023 02:09 PM (a3Q+t)
https://tinyurl.com/245w7y5v
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 29, 2023 02:07 PM
His career was background noise on a fake spaceship and sucking dick. Who cares.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 02:10 PM (GwxCX)
https://is.gd/GqFta4
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 02:06 PM
she opened her big red eye and is aiming it at Florida!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2023 02:10 PM (i9ffA)
Once he's silent, he's forgotten again.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 29, 2023 02:10 PM (mNmNo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2023 02:03 PM (RSbhh)
Since we're still alive and able to use our hands, you can rest assured that no one actually says that. We may THINK it, but we never SAY it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:09 PM (uvymP)
I say it when needed.
Under my breath.
From two rooms away.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 02:10 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2023 02:11 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2023 02:03 PM (RSbhh)
.......
Only if they want a frying pan to the head.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2023 02:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: tubal at August 29, 2023 02:11 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:01 PM
I had one in high school. It was like 15 years old and a rust bucket by then, but it ran great and always started, even in the cold.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 02:04 PM
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68 Dodge Dart. Ran great in any season. No power steering, and the brake fluid would periodically dump itself. Empty the master cylinder one day, then be fine for six months or a year, then poof! Empty master cylinder again.
Posted by: rd at August 29, 2023 02:11 PM (h6YlM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2023 02:10 PM (i9ffA)
Can you inject penicillin into a storm?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:11 PM (zZu0s)
https://tinyurl.com/245w7y5v
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 29, 2023 02:07 PM (FVME7)
Here is the thing. Alice Cooper has fuck you money and Is a hall of fame rock musician for about half a century, while George Tkei is a nobody faggot zero nobody gives a shit about.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2023 02:11 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2023 02:11 PM (iw4IE)
https://tinyurl.com/245w7y5v
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 29, 2023 02:07 PM (FVME7)
But don't call him a groomer because reasons.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 02:06 PM (GwxCX)
Just like the standard, "What crime have I committed?", and "Am I being detained?" that should be asked before giving cops any information.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM (ufFY8)
Here is the thing. Alice Cooper has fuck you money and Is a hall of fame rock musician for about half a century, while George Tkei is a nobody faggot zero nobody gives a shit about.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2023 02:11 PM (pohLc)
This needs to be on Takei's twatter feed......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Also, what else is going on if they'll lie and make up this kind of stuff?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 02:09
*****
There are a lot of LIV and the Democrats have already made it a crime to question an election, unless you're a Democrat.
Sadly, nothing will happen and people will move on with their lives.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Emergency Response Team Commander at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM (Pf/kg)
In one Jihadis murdered American citizens engaging in their basic right to assemble.
In another federal agents murdered American citizens engaging in their basic right to assemble.
Oh wait she didn't mean to compare the government to the jihadis?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: tubal at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM (oWBc3)
https://tinyurl.com/245w7y5v
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 29, 2023 02:07 PM (FVME7)
A cosmetics brand no one has heard of cancelled Alice Cooper? Has he been informed?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM (uvymP)
Just like the standard, "What crime have I committed?", and "Am I being detained?" that should be asked before giving cops any information.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM
If you're in custody, the only word that should come from your mouth is LAWYER.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Night Errand at August 29, 2023 02:00 PM (aZlZR)
When? When did it happen? When did a party get "punished" for it? When?
Conventional "wisdom" doesn't fly.
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This entire tired trope traces back to Newt. And the Republicans gained in the following election. But conventional wisdom and the media insist they were punished. And so the lie lives on ...
We're so far past normal, though, I don't know why people continue with this BS now ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 29, 2023 02:13 PM (/X7zQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2023 02:13 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Emergency Response Team Commander at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM (Pf/kg)
https://tinyurl.com/29creh8w
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2023 02:03 PM (RSbhh
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Why do women ask, "Does this make me look fat?"
Posted by: rd at August 29, 2023 02:14 PM (h6YlM)
See some of you later-maybe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2023 02:06 PM
Hi Fen I'm in a joyous mood.
Posted by: Minnfidel
Why, yes. Thursday 31st is a Super Blue Moon and their are 5 planets in retrograde right now. Crazy!
--Cheri slithers out of thread with her crystals and scented candles --
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2023 02:14 PM (oiNtH)
Now: Anyone that claims we ever said the clot shot stops the spread of COVID is a liar. Also, the shot is so safe and effective we need a new clot shot. But until then...go get some boosters.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2023 02:14 PM (lc5cP)
If I ever feel I no longer wish to live, I might. Otherwise no, I wouldn't say anything like that to my wife.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 02:15 PM (0N1h0)
Under my breath.
From two rooms away.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 02:10 PM (KbCG3)
Like Key & Peele's "Bitch" sketch.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:15 PM (uvymP)
In one Jihadis murdered American citizens engaging in their basic right to assemble.
Posted by: 18-1
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ffs it was even more basic than "assemble." It was their right to exist.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2023 02:15 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 01:49 PM (0N1h0)
It is amazing how fast people crumble when challenged.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 01:52 PM (KbCG3)
Local morning FM radio guy talked about this. I suspect he one of us, but he's good at tempering his comments on air. He did say that the Gadsden flag has nothing to do with slavery. He's got flags and stickers all over his trucks and such.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (xPJvm)
Big whoop.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2023 02:13 PM (ufFY
The funniest part is that Alice Cooper was a huge "get" for them, but whatever money he got was nothing to him. Without him, they're just another who cares makeup outlet that'll be out of business in 6 months.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM
If you're in custody, the only word that should come from your mouth is LAWYER.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
IIRC, that does not always work. Marcus Julianus' reported last words were 'Whom have I wronged?'
Right before his head was chopped off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)
Most had forgotten who he even was. I know I did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
I just tell my wife she's acting like a leftard. She really hates it.
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (6oXZK)
Under my breath.
From two rooms away.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 02:10 PM (KbCG3)
Like Key & Peele's "Bitch" sketch.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:15 PM (uvymP)
Spot on.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 02:10 PM (GwxCX)
++++
He was also in an episode of The Twilight Zone. he played a Japanese man who ended up locked in an attic with a WWII veteran who found a Japanese sword in the attic. It turns out that it was gotten through killing a man after he surrendered and it possesses Takei's character to try to get him to kill the other man to avenge the dead Japanese soldier's death. Takei's character had been interred and his father was a traitor who helped the Japanese at Pearl Harbor. There's a scuffle and eventually Takei leaps to his death.
It was an episode with a lot going on, and most people haven't seen it because it is one of the "missing" episodes of the show. It was withheld from syndication until the mid-aughts. Some say it is because of various racial slurs/content (there is some of that), some say it's because it discussed Japanese internment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (t0OGg)
IIRC, that does not always work. Marcus Julianus' reported last words were 'Whom have I wronged?'
Right before his head was chopped off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)
At that point, it's a little late to ask for a lawyer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, you can ask questions, just don't answer them. That's why you put them on the spot to make them articulate the crime right away, otherwise they will fish for something by questioning you, and/or make up shit after the fact.
Also, RECORD THEM.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2023 02:17 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM (uvymP)
He's probably currently on the 9th green.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 29, 2023 02:17 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 29, 2023 02:17 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2023 02:17 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM (oWBc3)
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Sounds like the guy in my office. He's had every vaccine and booster, and he just got covid for the second time in a month.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2023 02:17 PM (DRSnL)
But honestly all we do is make each other laugh, all day.
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (6oXZK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Especially one who charges per capita.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (KY22T)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
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I am a trivia lint trap. I did not.
Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (t0OGg)
As I remember, the mood of the conversation between the two changed quite a bit throughout. Was pretty dynamic as far as a Twilight Zone episode went.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (KbCG3)
Why do women ask, "Does this make me look fat?"
Posted by: rd
++++++++++++
Do they actually do that, or is that some stale cliche thing? I go shopping with female friends and relatives and we ask each other, "How does this look?" If there's something wrong with it, we say so.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (lCaJd)
She told me to shut up.
We both laughed.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
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True.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (t0OGg)
Shut restaurants and bars for near as long.
Lock people out of their churches, lock them in their homes for months and months.
Lay them off from their jobs for several months.
But shutting down nonessential government for 3 months would be unpopular?
Da fuk is that shit?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (/X7zQ)
But then she's told me I couldn't get action in a two dollar whorehouse. So it all evens out.
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 02:19 PM (6oXZK)
Rohit Aggarwala, commissioner of NYC's Department of Environmental Protection, told AP News the 20-inch water line erupted around 0300 ET under 40th Street and Seventh Avenue. The pipe was installed 127 years ago. Videos uploaded on X, formerly known as Twitter, show water flooding into the Times Square subway station.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2023 02:19 PM (wsSEe)
A Mr. Pat Morita. Ever hear him bitch about it? Nope. He was a cool dude. RIP
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 29, 2023 02:19 PM (xPJvm)
But honestly all we do is make each other laugh, all day.
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (6oXZK)
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That's awesome.
Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 02:19 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (KbCG3)
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Yup. It was an interesting episode. It's on the Blu-Ray collection and it *can* be broadcast now (it is now included in syndication), but I don't know if it actually is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:19 PM (t0OGg)
Da fuk is that shit?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (/X7zQ)
It'd piss me off to no end.
What's with this "3 months" bullshit?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 02:19 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (6oXZK)
Lucky man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 29, 2023 02:19 PM (dgOAm)
Posted by: It's me donna
From a report by Julie Kelly who I believe is reliable.
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2023 02:20 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2023 02:10 PM (GwxCX)
++++
He was also in an episode of The Twilight Zone. he played a Japanese man who ended up locked in an attic with a WWII veteran who found a Japanese sword in the attic.
he was also in at least one episode of mission: impossible. he delivered a line similar to "dammit jim, i'm a doctor, not a ..."; iirc, the episode involved performing a tracheotomy in the back seat of a moving car.
Posted by: anachronda at August 29, 2023 02:20 PM (oY6Yp)
All of us truckers have known him for a long time on the I-10 Blythe rest stop gloryholes.
Thanks Georgie! (Blows truck horn twice)
Posted by: Truckers Who Visit Interstate Gloryholes at August 29, 2023 02:20 PM (iw4IE)
But honestly all we do is make each other laugh, all day.
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (6oXZK)
The single most important key to a good marriage. Everything else is a bonushole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:19 PM (t0OGg)
I first saw it during one of the marathons.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 02:21 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2023 02:21 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:19 PM (zZu0s)
I know right. I'm thinking God figured he'd better do something to make up for me being raised by Mommie Dearest
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 02:22 PM (6oXZK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (t0OGg)
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I'm gonna assume the Dennis Hopper Hitler episode was in that category.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2023 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
Sounds like the guy in my office. He's had every vaccine and booster, and he just got covid for the second time in a month.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2023 02:17 PM (DRSnL)
He'll have cancer or be dead soon. He won't be an issue for too much longer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2023 02:21 PM (MoZTd)
I'm already burned out and it's over a year till the election
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2023 02:22 PM (bs+z0)
But honestly all we do is make each other laugh, all day.
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (6oXZK)
The single most important key to a good marriage. Everything else is a bonushole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)
That and separate bathrooms.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2023 02:23 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2023 02:23 PM (MoZTd)
i would not be engaged right now if it weren't for the basement shitter.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 02:23 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2023 02:23 PM (wsSEe)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2023 02:24 PM (NlG3R)
aliens stealing cattle rectums > aliens stealing brake fluid
Posted by: anachronda at August 29, 2023 02:24 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (6oXZK)
The single most important key to a good marriage. Everything else is a bonushole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)
I can still make my wife laugh after all these years...and it's almost never derisive laughter. We bicker, but have not raised our voices in years and years. Even with all the current kitchen renovations going on.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 29, 2023 02:24 PM (xPJvm)
Sounds like the guy in my office. He's had every vaccine and booster, and he just got covid for the second time in a month.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2023 02:17 PM (DRSnL)
People too scared of dying to learn how to live.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2023 02:24 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2023 02:24 PM (NlG3R)
Americans needed to be tested weekly to be allowed into work.
Americans weren't ALLOWED to test illegals coming across the border.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
@cboyack
For those asking for an update:
- Jaiden decided to go back to school today. With his patch will in place. He said he'd do a sit-in if necessary to protest.
- Two law firms have stepped forward to assist as necessary to fight the viewpoint discrimination.
- Lots of media interest. Mom and son will likely be on Hannity tonight, other outlets covering too
- No known response yet from the school or district offices
- Colorado governor tweeted about it, disagreeing with the school. (No word yet if he'll pick up a phone and tell them to knock it off.)
- Jaiden sent me a video telling me his favorite Tuttle Twins book 🎉 (It's the Creature from Jekyll Island.)
- He is campaigning to be school president. The tri-corner hat is part of his shtick. Super patriotic kid!
Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 02:24 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (t0OGg)
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Serling was a classic, i-need-to-educate-you lib.
I doubt that he wrote much in the way of slurs or stereotype.
He might have written something that didn't "age well" but that's on the pollyannas of today.
Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 02:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 02:25 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 29, 2023 02:24 PM (xPJvm)
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Oof. Now THAT is an achievement.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2023 02:25 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2023 02:22 PM (bs+z0)
Put not your faith in mortals. Makes it a little easier when you accept that entire political class, which unfortunately casts a wide swath, is corrupt to the bone and would buy and sell you for a wooden nickel.
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 02:25 PM (6oXZK)
Americans weren't ALLOWED to test illegals coming across the border.
Fauci was asked why they weren't clot shotting the illegals when they cross the border.
His answer? "They have rights unlike Americans"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2023 02:25 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Sid at August 29, 2023 02:26 PM (Uyc0Y)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (KY22T)
He quit drinking about 40 years ago.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:26 PM (uvymP)
I appreciate the general sentiment, but I think there's some nuance.
If you're pulled over, politely give them your license and insurance, but don't tell them anything. Not where you're going, not why you might think you've been pulled over, not where you're coming from. Politely decline to answer. Never give permission to search.
If you're carrying, you may be required to inform. If you're not required to inform, say nothing about the weapon unless they order you out of the car. Then I would say something like, "For my safety, I'm informing you I have a license to carry concealed and I am carrying. I will follow your commands." Don't say, "gun."
If a cop orders you to an interview, get a lawyer and have them negotiate for you.
If a cop tells you you're not under investigation, tell them you decline to be interviewed.
Always record if it's legally allowed. Some states have bullshit wiretapping laws that might make it illegal to record with sound under certain circumstances.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 02:26 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2023 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
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Nope. That one was unrestricted as far as I know.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:26 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:16 PM (t0OGg)
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Serling was a classic, i-need-to-educate-you lib.
I doubt that he wrote much in the way of slurs or stereotype.
He might have written something that didn't "age well" but that's on the pollyannas of today.
Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 02:25 PM (krQz2)
One takeaway I always had, particularly in the episode where Burgess Meredith is rendered obsolete, is the positive view placed on Christianity.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2023 02:26 PM (KbCG3)
Things went crazy. Police Chief arrested him for 'inciting', the Head Selectman stole his shit, the townspeople were stalking and vandalizing his car, and 15 year olds were getting maced.
Fascinating.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2023 02:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2023 02:26 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2023 02:24 PM (NlG3R)
Also churches but not violent riots
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 02:27 PM (6oXZK)
I doubt that he wrote much in the way of slurs or stereotype.
He might have written something that didn't "age well" but that's on the pollyannas of today.
Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 02:25 PM (krQz2)
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More the latter, yeah. I think the bigger issue was that the Japanese internment was an extremely taboo subject for a long time.
And Serling, to his credit, was decidedly anti-statist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg)
Americans weren't ALLOWED to test illegals coming across the border.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
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Every day is a test to see if rank-and-file Dem voters have noticed anything yet.
Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 02:27 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 29, 2023 02:27 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2023 02:28 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Sid
this may be the stupidest comment in history. congrats dumdum.
Posted by: x at August 29, 2023 02:28 PM (frATP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2023 02:28 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2023 02:28 PM (V7HJm)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 29, 2023 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2023 02:29 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 29, 2023 02:29 PM (xPJvm)
No he talked about doing a thing. It remains to be see whether Thing will actually happen.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 29, 2023 02:29 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: x at August 29, 2023 02:28 PM (frATP)
Is that a challenge?!
*looks around at Horde*
Well, are we just going to take that?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2023 02:29 PM (6oXZK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg)
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I think Serling and I (today) would have a lot of political overlap.
Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 02:29 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:30 PM (zZu0s)
Is it embarrassing to show your ass like that or are you just so used to being incredibly stupid it's like 2nd nature?
I mean, we've been in hurricane season since June. How many have hit? Climate Change as you believe it, we should be having them every week and no one should be able to live anywhere near a shoreline......
Ignorant f*cking inbred retard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2023 02:29 PM (0FoWg)
There will be an upswing in Punkishness, complete with its own kind of brutalist and terrible but still enjoyable form of music, centered around rejecting the dominance of the totalitarian death cult and their ubiquitous greenshirts.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2023 02:30 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: x at August 29, 2023 02:28 PM (frATP)
Is that a challenge?!
*looks around at Horde*
Well, are we just going to take that?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
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Grapefruit furlongs!
Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 02:30 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2023 02:29 PM (0FoWg)
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Gen-Z is not conservative, but it is uniformly leftist. The anti-leftists are exactly that, but that doesn't make them constitutionalists. They're going to be more likely to back an anticommunist dictator not reinstall some new republic if they win. Think Pinochet, not George Washington.
And yeah, the Zoomers are *not* Millennials. Millennials are uniformly highly compliant and aggressively leftist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:31 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:31 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 29, 2023 02:31 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:31 PM (t0OGg)
Ok. So explain to me why California got flooded? I mean, if that's how all this works.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2023 02:11 PM (pohLc)
Alice Cooper also owns a Studebaker, which proves he is a man of taste and discernment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 02:31 PM (UI0gF)
Posted by: anachronda at August 29, 2023 02:31 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: x at August 29, 2023 02:28 PM (frATP)
I actually think dirt is magic and that this accounts for the different characters of ppl raised specific places.
It's why Aussies are insane for example.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 02:32 PM (Gpd4j)
I think the reason the episode was kept on the down low was the USMC killing of Jap prisoners.
Which they did.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2023 02:32 PM (iw4IE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:30 PM (zZu0s)
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Ah, I see your entry.
Hank Johnson would at least make sure Guam didn't tip over.
Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 02:32 PM (krQz2)
He was just a kid, and yet they made him paint a thousand feet of fence.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2023 02:32 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2023 02:32 PM (wsSEe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
microfortnights > grapefruit furlongs
Posted by: anachronda at August 29, 2023 02:31 PM (oY6Yp)
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Prohibility!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2023 02:33 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2023 02:32 PM (wsSEe)
It's already over.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 02:33 PM (Gpd4j)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2023 02:32 PM (wsSEe)
To be fair, it never really ended. 2020 was the coup- this is all the reaction to the seizure of power.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 29, 2023 02:34 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 02:34 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Sid's Mom at August 29, 2023 02:34 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 29, 2023 02:24 PM (xPJvm)
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Fired my wife midway through finishing the basement 15 years ago. She wears it as a badge of honor and tells EVERYONE that sees the basement the story about how I lost my sh_t and fired her. Laughs so hard she can barely get the story out.
Posted by: scampydog at August 29, 2023 02:34 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2023 02:33 PM (DRSnL)
I read that as 'ProHillbilly'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:34 PM (zZu0s)
Which they did.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
not taking prisoners isn't the same as killing prisoners. if the japs don't like it, they shouldn't have beheaded those guys.
Posted by: x at August 29, 2023 02:34 PM (frATP)
He has been vaxxed 13 times, he took up Rodney's offer to make $14 dollars the hard way, and he never made it past second grade.
All he knows is how to stare at the TV and buy Cheetos from the convenience store with his EBT card.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2023 02:34 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 29, 2023 02:12 PM (oWBc3)
. . . Stump trained, right there.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2023 02:35 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 02:34 PM (krQz2)
Let's start with DC, then see how far we have to go before we get tired.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2023 02:18 PM (KY22T)
Alice Cooper has been clean and sober for many years, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 02:35 PM (UI0gF)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2023 02:35 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2023 02:35 PM (xhaym)
Dammit! I remembered that fucking reference.
Damn you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2023 02:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 02:36 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: x at August 29, 2023 02:34 PM (frATP)
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The Japanese left the USMC with no options (nor the USN). Too many false surrenders or choosing to fight to the last man will have that effect. There were very few Japanese POWs, and a lot of them were taken by force for intelligence purposes.
For the most part, the Japanese just didn't surrender. They'd die to the last man. The Japanese were tough as nails and probably the most difficult enemy this country has ever vanquished.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:37 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:31 PM (t0OGg)
Uniformly, eh?
I'm a millennial. Most of my friends are millennials or gen z.
Yes, I know a lot of liberals in the sense that they're low information dumb dumbs who get their opinions from Tiktok or late night "comedy" shows or whatever.
Of the people I know who are actually in to politics, most are conservative. Only a few are actual liberals.
One thing that does seem to unite us and our Gen Z brethren, and even our Gen X friends, is our dislike of the Boomer generation, who might possibly be the most spoiled and selfish generation in the history of the world.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 29, 2023 02:37 PM (mj0Qp)
https://youtu.be/0iO2ygbylz8?t=5
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
The Congressperson missed his moment. When Kerry mentioned that a lower CO2 concentration was bad because of 7B humans on the planet, he should have been asked, "Okay, obviously CO2 isn't the issue. What is the correct number of humans?"
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:37 PM (uvymP)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2023 02:37 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at August 29, 2023 02:37 PM (3wadf)
You asked for it........
https://youtu.be/vVXIK1xCRpY
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm a millennial. Most of my friends are millennials or gen z.
Yes, I know a lot of liberals in the sense that they're low information dumb dumbs who get their opinions from Tiktok or late night "comedy" shows or whatever.
Of the people I know who are actually in to politics, most are conservative. Only a few are actual liberals.
One thing that does seem to unite us and our Gen Z brethren, and even our Gen X friends, is our dislike of the Boomer generation, who might possibly be the most spoiled and selfish generation in the history of the world.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 29, 2023 02:37 PM (mj0Qp)
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I am one, too. There aren't many conservatives in my generational cohort. I said uniform, not universal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:38 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: x at August 29, 2023 02:34 PM (frATP)
The episode alluded to a Jap officer being killed after he surrendered to take his sword if I remember right.
A former Navy engineer who helped build the airstrips in the Pacific once told me how Jap prisoners were taken out back and shot then buried with the same bulldozers to get the air strips up and running.
There was no facilities to handle them so the Marines handling them got rid of them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2023 02:38 PM (iw4IE)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 29, 2023 02:37 PM (uvymP)
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*raises hand*
Posted by: Zombie Georgia Guide Stones at August 29, 2023 02:38 PM (krQz2)
I'm sure you'll all foreswear your inheritances and donate it to the state instead on account of your highminded selflessness and desire not to profit by the dirty money of the most spoiled and selflish generation in the history of the world.
Posted by: Sid's Mom at August 29, 2023 02:39 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 29, 2023 02:40 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Is this one of those secret cry for help messages? Do you need us to call 911?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2023 02:40 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: Sid at August 29, 2023 02:26
You're a horrible person and no one likes you. Your life is miserable and empty. You have no redeeming value or qualities. We invite you to go fuck yourself.
Posted by: DB - rockin' in the free world at August 29, 2023 02:41 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:37 PM (t0OGg)
the concept of Hero in Japanese (and Korean) culture is the warrior who fights and stays true to his goals not deviating from his task even to his own death. If you watch Japanese and Korean war movies the leads and their buds all seem to die, every time. Because they are heroes.
A long discussion for this is the book The Chrysanthemum and the Sword, Patterns of Japanese culture which was developed during WWII. I had a copy but I gave it to a Japanese militaria collector who probably kept it on his bedside table
Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2023 02:43 PM (xhaym)
7 vaccines and 3 cases of Covid and he's lined up for number 8? That's quality stupid right there.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem
Are you talking about Harold Ford, Jr.?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2023 02:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2023 02:43 PM (xhaym)
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Yup. I haven't read it (I have some excerpts) and the phenomenon is well documented. It's brutal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg)
There was no facilities to handle them so the Marines handling them got rid of them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2023 02:38 PM (iw4IE)
Even though sometimes necessary, war is pretty fucked up no matter which side one is on.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 29, 2023 02:45 PM (BdMk6)
https://tinyurl.com/245w7y5v
Yeah but canceled to whom? Not any rock fans.
Posted by: free tibet at August 29, 2023 02:47 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Sid at August 29, 2023 02:26
Last big one for the area was 1856. Lots and lots of SUV's then I'm sure.
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