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"Gender Studies" Professor Who Specializes In "Fat Studies" Blasts Efforts to Reduce Obesity as Fatphobia, Straight-Up

A gender studies professor, you say?

I didn't see that one coming.

I think we should rename Gender Studies to be more honest about what it is -- Unf*ckability: Theory and Practice.

A Canadian professor who specializes in "fat studies" claimed that aiming for an obesity-free future was "fatphobic" and blasted the "biopolitics" agenda as an attack against fat people.

Fady Shanouda is an associate professor at the Feminist Institute of Social Transformation at Carleton University in Canada. Shanouda "draws on feminist new materialism" to examine the intersections between "fat studies, "colonialism, racism..., and queer- and transphobia."

The Critical Disability Studies scholar wrote that it was "fatphobic" to have a public health conversation and to tamp down on obesity, according to a Monday article in The Conversation.

Just so you have a sense of The Backstory to Fady:

fady.png

fat-studies-professor-1.jpg

As they say on Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "What is happening...?" (Content warning.)

You know, there's an old bit of folk wisdom that people go into psychology to figure out their own insanity, to find out what's wrong with them.

It would stand to reason that that's why people are attracted to "gender studies."



Being overweight or obese increases the risk of type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, stroke, joint problems, liver disease, gallstones, some types of cancer, and sleep and breathing problems, according to the NIH.

In particular, Shanouda believes the marketing of the drug Ozempic -- as a method to combat obesity -- was the latest example of fatphobia in the culture.

"The latest wonder drug... [was] invented to help diabetics regulate blood glucose levels, but has the notable side-effect of severe weight loss. It has been heralded by many to culminate in the elimination of fat bodies. The fatphobia that undergirds such a proclamation isn't new," Shanouda said.

I feel like Ozempic should hire this guy (???) to be their spokesman (???). Even people out there who are against Ozempic just because they support natural fixes rather than the medicalization and pharmacologization of all problems are probably becoming huge Ozempic supporters just listening to this person rant.


"What makes this moment different from the others, however, is the dangerous rhetoric in which it is lodged. This rhetoric elevates the banal and commonplace fat-shaming that fat people must endure and resist to an unprecedented level," the professor added.

...

The professor lamented how the effectiveness of obesity treatments could eliminate "fat activism" and "the fat liberation movement."

He added that treatments for "the so-called obesity epidemic" were "steeped in fat-hatred."

Can drinking coffee help you lose weight?

Almost certainly not, except to the most marginal, even imperceptible, degree. But this is GAINZZZ post now so I guess I have to link this crap.

The levels of caffeine in your blood could affect the amount of body fat you carry, a factor that in turn could determine your risk of developing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular diseases.

Those are the findings of a recent study that used genetic markers to establish a more definitive link between caffeine levels, BMI, and type 2 diabetes risk.

The research team, from the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, the University of Bristol in the UK, and Imperial College London in the UK, said calorie-free caffeinated drinks could be explored as a potential means of helping reduce body fat levels.

Let me say right now I have tried that -- I drink sugarless caffeinated sodas and coffee -- and high caffeine does not translate to high energy or low bodyfat. Coffee can give you a boost for a sesh at the gym, but generally having caffeine in your body doesn't make you more energetic. It actually just wears you out, and you build up a tolerance to it anyway.


"Genetically predicted higher plasma caffeine concentrations were associated with lower BMI and whole body fat mass," the researchers wrote in their paper, published in March.

"Furthermore, genetically predicted higher plasma caffeine concentrations were associated with a lower risk of type 2 diabetes. Approximately half of the effect of caffeine on type 2 diabetes liability was estimated to be mediated through BMI reduction."

The study involved data from just under 10,000 people collected from existing genetic databases, focusing on variations in or near specific genes known to be associated with the speed at which caffeine is broken down.

In general, those with variations affecting the genes -- namely CYP1A2 and a gene that regulates it, called AHR -- tend to break caffeine down more slowly, allowing it to remain in the blood longer. Yet they also tend to drink less caffeine in general.

Can having big boobs reduce your desire to exercise? Again probably not really but any chance to talk about boobs, I guess.

Women with larger breasts tend to exercise less frequently and avoid high-intensity exercise and a new study has found much improved participation in recreational group exercises after breast reduction surgery.

The new study published in JPRAS Open further strengthens calls for more accessible, publicly funded breast reduction and other interventions in some cases.

Based on research at Flinders University, the questionnaire was conducted with support from the free community Parkrun UK research board, an organization aiming to promote 5km running and walking events around the world--for all ages and fitness levels.

Oh, a questionnaire! The gold standard of research.

Kidding. It's the lowest, garbage-tier level of non-research that there is.


The survey was completed by almost 2,000 women involved in the Parkrun program in Australia, England and South Africa found women with bigger breasts believe that reducing their breast size would improve their exercise performance and participation

Oh, they believe that their breasts are holding them back.

Whoever I saw linking this pointed out that the study did not normalize for BMI. And that's important, because heavier women have bigger breasts. So this study might really be telling us what was already pretty obvious: Being overweight causes you to not want to exercise.


As well, all 56 women who had undergone breast reduction surgery in the group of 1987 surveyed women reported leading more healthy and active lifestyles.

56 people -- a big 5-6 comin' at ya, like LT hunting down Joe Theismann like a brittle-legged wildebeest on the Serengeti -- in the survey report that, having undertaken a major surgical intervention, they're satisfied with their decision.

We see that all the time. Once someone buys a car, he will most likely deem his choice of which car to purchase to have been the optimal one. Not necessarily because it was the optimal choice, but because when you make a big decision you tend to dislike thinking you chose wrong.


"Women who had undergone breast reduction reported increased overall frequency, enjoyment and willingness to exercise in a group," says lead author Dr. Claire Baxter, a clinical registrar in reconstructive surgery at the Flinders Medical Centre.

"Our study found that breast size affects exercise habits and that breast reduction surgery changes their willingness to exercise."

Okay I've wasted enough of your time with nonsense. On to the Animal Videos.

Gym buddies.

They wanted to use the High Occupancy Vehicle Lane.

Always have a spotter.

Golf GAINZZZ. Putt pupper!

I may have just linked this one. I forget. But it's worth watching twice, anyway.

He just started the Grayskull 3x5 regime and he's seeing some good results.

So, any GAINZZZ out there?

I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

Maybe someday. I have to get more comfortable with this new direction I'm going in.

Posted by: Ace at 04:25 PM




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1 oneth

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 25, 2023 04:26 PM (mj0Qp)

2 twoeth

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 25, 2023 04:26 PM (mj0Qp)

3 three. and i nooded

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 25, 2023 04:26 PM (mj0Qp)

4 He should protest at the local gym, screaming at all the hotties that they should have sex with him for social justice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 25, 2023 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

5 i'm not sure he is really a he

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 04:27 PM (KRtlO)

6 I think we should rename Gender Studies to be more honest about what it is -- Unf*ckability: Theory and Practice.
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Too general, I fear.

Not everyone who is unfuckable is a completely evil psychopath looking to spread mind viruses to all of civilization. Some are just ugly or whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 04:27 PM (t0OGg)

7 Yeah, transitioned

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 04:28 PM (RA7Yy)

8 Fady Shanouda is an associate professor at the Feminist Institute of Social Transformation at Carleton University in Canada.
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oy vey.

That "feminist social transformation?" It's done. Past tense. We're living in it. Why the hell do they still need a think tank?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 04:28 PM (t0OGg)

9 I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

==========

Theory:

Ace has begun making dioramas of Broadway Musical numbers. He began with Billy Elliot.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 25, 2023 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

10 Yeah, don't get hung up on the *pharmacological* nature of Ozempic or Wegovy. It's made from a chemical found in the blood of gilla monsters. They noticed in nature that they don't eat very much, and when they checked it out, viola, there is a compound in their blood that lowers their need to eat. And now its a drug you can take to lose weight.

Just because its from "biG pHaRmA" doesn't make it bad. Sometimes they come across things that actually work and benefit people

Posted by: deadrody at August 25, 2023 04:28 PM (kYmXc)

11 Just say fat freak pervert. Quicker to say than what the whacko claims to be.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2023 04:29 PM (Angsy)

12 >>>I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

Quilting?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 25, 2023 04:29 PM (xPl2J)

13 I'm pretty sure this guy is on multiple Lesbian dating sites

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 25, 2023 04:30 PM (tRWwW)

14
I think we should rename Gender Studies to be more honest about what it is -- Unf*ckability: Not Even With Your Dick and Three Paper Bags

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 25, 2023 04:30 PM (xG4kz)

15 Side effects of Ozempic include: explosive diarrhea, anal leakage, and explosive diarrhea.

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2023 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

16 There's the scene in Sleeper where future scientists were questioning Woody Allen about the past.

"Didn't you people have any Boston Cream pies??"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2023 04:30 PM (RIvkX)

17 we need to re open the circuses. Free range clowns and bearded ladies is no way to run a country.

Also, does any know where to get a teeny tiny cpap machine?

https://www.youtube.com/

watch?v=DlS3w1GGE8g

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 25, 2023 04:30 PM (z+89e)

18 but generally having caffeine in your body doesn't make you more energetic. It actually just wears you out, and you build up a tolerance to it anyway.

better off going straight to the iocaine powder.

Posted by: dread pirate roberts at August 25, 2023 04:30 PM (v3pYe)

19 I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

==========

Theory:

Ace has begun making dioramas of Broadway Musical numbers. He began with Billy Elliot.

=========

Nein. Ships in a bottle.

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 04:30 PM (RA7Yy)

20 also, can we just say:

1) don't bully people based on their appearances*

and

2) it is unquestionably more healthy if you are not fat. As someone who has been both fat and not fat, you feel way better when you're not fat, your energy levels are higher, you enjoy life more, and you have fewer health problems.


Boom, that's the Harry Paratestes cure to the obesity crisis.

* unless it's your buddy, then it's fair game.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 25, 2023 04:30 PM (mj0Qp)

21 I was diagnosed with breast cancer in December 2023. I had cancer/breast reduction surgery on 2/2.

I am trying to get into an exercise routine, but not because of the reduced size. Cancer and improved health is the bigger motivator, but that's probably just me.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 25, 2023 04:31 PM (6xRrr)

22 Because you are a disgusting fat body Private Pyle Shanouda!

Posted by: Zombie Gunny Hartman at August 25, 2023 04:31 PM (aQy7p)

23 >>>I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

Quilting?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 25, 2023 04:29 PM (xPl2J)

Beadazzling crocs and murses.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2023 04:31 PM (Angsy)

24 The gender studies professor looks like Count Carlos Manzeppi (Victor Buono) from the TV Show The Wild Wild West.

https://is.gd/oUKYJY



Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, End Fossil Fule Now! at August 25, 2023 04:31 PM (PiwSw)

25 I wonder what he likes to talk about on first dates.

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2023 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

26 Just so you have a sense of The Backstory to Fady:

Where do these freaks come from? There seems to be an endless supply.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 25, 2023 04:31 PM (Xrfse)

27 I was diagnosed with breast cancer in December 2023. I had cancer/breast reduction surgery on 2/2.

I am trying to get into an exercise routine, but not because of the reduced size. Cancer and improved health is the bigger motivator, but that's probably just me.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 25, 2023 04:31 PM

Did ace loan you the time machine he totally doesn't have?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 04:32 PM (aQy7p)

28 >>>I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

Making dioramas? Popsicle stick art?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 25, 2023 04:32 PM (mj0Qp)

29 "The latest wonder drug... [was] invented to help diabetics regulate blood glucose levels, but has the notable side-effect of severe weight loss. It has been heralded by many to culminate in the elimination of fat bodies. The fatphobia that undergirds such a proclamation isn't new," Shanouda said.
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There it is again. They can't help themselves. This is *the* contemporary woke language. "Fat bodies" or "female bodies" or "black bodies" or "non-binary bodies of color."

That's all it is. It's superficial, at all times and in all ways. *Who* you are - your work ethic, your honor, your faith, your morality, your commitment to family, etc. - is nothing. It doesn't exist. You don't exist beyond *what* you are. Your meat sack is the only consideration. What color is your meat sack? What reproductive organs does your meat sack have? How big is your meat sack?

This is all so creepy. It eliminates people. A person does not exist. Ambulatory slabs of meat exist. This language - and the philosophy that drives it - is dehumanizing and objectifying in every possible extreme.

I hate these people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 04:32 PM (t0OGg)

30
>>>I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

Beaddazzling his AoSHQ Cardboard Membership certificate.

* sings *

Oh, I started to bead
Which set the whole 'Q laughing ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 25, 2023 04:32 PM (xG4kz)

31 19 Nein. Ships in a bottle.
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 04:30 PM (RA7Yy)

=========

Nah. Ships in a bottle is manly in a depressed, wayward sea life sort of way.

Ace wouldn't be embarrassed by that.

Maybe he's begun to trying to enter the elite levels of tiddlywinks champions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 25, 2023 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

32 Vivek
like cake
Vivake
Vivek Ramaswamy

Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2023 04:32 PM (lCWOD)

33 I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

Ace is LS-swapping his Vespa.

Wait, that would actually be kinda cool. For the fifteen seconds before it killed you.

Posted by: spindrift at August 25, 2023 04:32 PM (pyXMr)

34 Cat looks to be a southpaw.

Posted by: huerfano at August 25, 2023 04:32 PM (7zEAH)

35 No, it has to be Rebel ships in a bottle, or working drums that look like Imperial Stormtrooper helmets.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 25, 2023 04:32 PM (mNmNo)

36 >>>I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

Trainspotting?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2023 04:33 PM (AW0uW)

37 Can drinking coffee help you lose weight?
.......

Starbucks will give you the squirts.

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2023 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

38 "Fady Shanouda is an associate professor at the Feminist Institute of Social Transformation at Carleton University in Canada"

Wait, Feminist Institute of Social Transformation? F.I.S.T.? You made this up.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 25, 2023 04:33 PM (6xRrr)

39 Let me say right now I have tried that -- I drink sugarless caffeinated sodas and coffee -- and high caffeine does not translate to high energy or low bodyfat. Coffee can give you a boost for a sesh at the gym, but generally having caffeine in your body doesn't make you more energetic. It actually just wears you out, and you build up a tolerance to it anyway.
++++
Yup. I quit caffeine earlier this year because it was affecting my sleep. I will probably start drinking coffee more again. I like it.

But the real factor is probably that caffeine (or at least coffee and tea - not sure if it is the caffeine or the other stuff) is a very mild appetite suppressant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 04:33 PM (t0OGg)

40 Don't worry ace, Rosey Grier used to knit too

Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2023 04:33 PM (FQmDC)

41 Ace, re: gainz, I re-vamped my leg workout in 7mos ago and since then have grown thighs from 25in to 26.5 thickness. The old ladies at the gym dig them.

Posted by: fastfreefall at August 25, 2023 04:34 PM (BkfOq)

42 How does this obscene creature a professor and why does a single human being listen to it?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 25, 2023 04:34 PM (VdGjU)

43 >>>Ace has begun making dioramas of Broadway Musical numbers. He began with Billy Elliot.


sort of in the ballpark

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 04:34 PM (KRtlO)

44 I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

Maybe someday. I have to get more comfortable with this new direction I'm going in.
===
New direction in shelving? Like, vertical?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2023 04:34 PM (RIvkX)

45 I'd say guy (kind of looks like the fat guy from Lost) trying to be woman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 25, 2023 04:34 PM (iM+rR)

46 The new study published in JPRAS Open further strengthens calls for more accessible, publicly funded breast reduction and other interventions in some cases.
++++
So public finance of cosmetic surgery or the use of taxpayer money to buy better sports bras is some "justice" thing now, too?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 04:34 PM (t0OGg)

47 Trainspotting?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2023 04:33 PM

*looks at track*

Yup...that's a train. What do I win?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 04:34 PM (aQy7p)

48
Fady? Its name is Fady?

Pronounced "fatty"

Truly, the jokes write themselves ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 25, 2023 04:34 PM (xG4kz)

49 "Women with larger breasts tend to exercise less frequently and avoid high-intensity exercise ....
The new study published in JPRAS Open further strengthens calls for more accessible, publicly funded breast reduction and other interventions in some cases."

... are, like, sports bras not a thing anymore? Because that's what they do, restrain your fat-bags so that they aren't flopping about when you go do your crossfit routines.

Maybe we could encourage this JPRAS organization to design high quality XXXL sports bras or something more useful that surgical intervention?

(since when did ~surgery~ become the first-resort treatment?)

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2023 04:34 PM (ou9hh)

50 So, Iearned from some Moron yesterday (Montec, maybe?) that the photo Ace posted of that Utkiguy who got blown up is a hoax. Not the real guy, just some random psycho Nazi cannibal from Hoboken or Kiev or wherever.

I am disappoint. I wanted to believe that was the Russian merc commander. So weird. So creepy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2023 04:35 PM (0FoWg)

51 >>>There it is again. They can't help themselves. This is *the* contemporary woke language. "Fat bodies" or "female bodies" or "black bodies" or "non-binary bodies of color."


it really is a weird tic and they really cannot help themselves.

I think we should all refer to each other as "bodies."

You conservative bodies need to get some GAINZZZ!

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 04:35 PM (KRtlO)

52 I know, ace is taking dance lessons!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 04:35 PM (RA7Yy)

53 Maybe he's begun to trying to enter the elite levels of tiddlywinks champions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 25, 2023 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

Oh, you know what? ace is probably getting in to competitive pokemon card tournaments. Could definitely see that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 25, 2023 04:35 PM (mj0Qp)

54 39 Yup. I quit caffeine earlier this year because it was affecting my sleep. I will probably start drinking coffee more again. I like it.

But the real factor is probably that caffeine (or at least coffee and tea - not sure if it is the caffeine or the other stuff) is a very mild appetite suppressant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 04:33 PM (t0OGg)

==========

You know what affected my sleep last night?

Dolley bringing Second Junior into our bed because he was whiny, and the little kid nearly pushing me off the bed.

I was literally on the fucking edge of the bed with Second Junior laying against me, and when I pushed him over towards his mother, he cried like I was denying him something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 25, 2023 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

55
I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.



Talk about throwing Teh Horde some red meat...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 25, 2023 04:35 PM (n+4am)

56 56 people -- a big 5-6 comin' at ya, like LT hunting down Joe Theismann like a brittle-legged wildebeest on the Serengeti -- in the survey report that, having undertaken a major surgical intervention, they're satisfied with their decision.
++++
A good basis for society-level extrapolation.

Well, let's get on with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 04:35 PM (t0OGg)

57 "I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

Maybe someday. I have to get more comfortable with this new direction I'm going in."

Desantis collage wall?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 25, 2023 04:35 PM (iM+rR)

58 STOP ALL THIS MADNESS!

Posted by: Makers of Wegovy at August 25, 2023 04:35 PM (mCnRp)

59 >>>>>I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.
Making dioramas? Popsicle stick art?

surprisingly in the ballpark

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 04:35 PM (KRtlO)

60 Is that a chick with a beard?

What is happening here?

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 25, 2023 04:36 PM (wfD/S)

61 surprisingly in the ballpark
Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 04:35 PM (KRtlO)
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Making boxes for models or figurines that you also made? Model railroad?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 04:36 PM (t0OGg)

62 >>>But the real factor is probably that caffeine (or at least coffee and tea - not sure if it is the caffeine or the other stuff) is a very mild appetite suppressant.

very mild. nicotine is stronger and that's mild too.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 04:36 PM (KRtlO)

63 43 >>>Ace has begun making dioramas of Broadway Musical numbers. He began with Billy Elliot.


sort of in the ballpark
Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 04:34 PM (KRtlO)

===========

Ace is doing full recreations of Hollywood musicals on an old VHS camera. He and his smokin' hot wife (with that horrendous Bostonian accent) have decided to start with the crowd-pleaser, Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 25, 2023 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

64 So...we're all good with fat people paying way more for things like health insurance and healthcare, right?

Everyone agrees that that makes the most sense.

If you're told you're obese and choose to live this way, you've made a conscious effort to live in a way that is selfish to our society and its limited resources.

These are the rules, right? Or does that just apply to ineffective, potentially harmful vaccines?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 25, 2023 04:36 PM (KbCG3)

65 Fady Shanouda is an associate professor at the Feminist Institute of Social Transformation at Carleton University in Canada. Shanouda "draws on feminist new materialism" to examine the intersections between "fat studies, "colonialism, racism..., and queer- and transphobia."
_______________

So a fat sexually-confused weirdo says what?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 25, 2023 04:36 PM (mxvMh)

66 >>>So, Iearned from some Moron yesterday (Montec, maybe?) that the photo Ace posted of that Utkiguy who got blown up is a hoax. Not the real guy, just some random psycho Nazi cannibal from Hoboken or Kiev or wherever.

oh, darnit. It was in the NY Post article. I'm not to blame!

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 04:37 PM (KRtlO)

67 There were miracle weight loss drugs in the past, as well. These were known as amphetamines. Very popular, I hear.

Posted by: huerfano at August 25, 2023 04:37 PM (7zEAH)

68 59 >>>>>I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.
Making dioramas? Popsicle stick art?

surprisingly in the ballpark

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 04:35 PM (KRtlO)

Matchstick volcanoes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 25, 2023 04:37 PM (iM+rR)

69 Ace is making a diorama of one of the games where Babe Ruth called his shot?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 25, 2023 04:37 PM (mNmNo)

70 The scene in the delivery room: "So what are you going to name your [whatever] Mrs. Shanouda?"

"I'm thinking 'Fady.'"

"Oh."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 25, 2023 04:37 PM (mxvMh)

71 * unless it's your buddy, then it's fair game.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 25, 2023 04:30 PM (mj0Qp)
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I had a problem with your comment until I got to here. Because fully 50% of my communications with my closest friends is how fat they are.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (RIvkX)

72 "Fady"?! We really are watching a movie.

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (CaJIi)

73 Coffee can give you a boost for a sesh at the gym, but generally having caffeine in your body doesn't make you more energetic. It actually just wears you out, and you build up a tolerance to it anyway.

Cecil Adams dismissed that 'coffee helps you lose weight' thing years ago in his column The Straight Dope:

https://tinyurl.com/y5pdvkw5

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (AW0uW)

74 67 There were miracle weight loss drugs in the past, as well. These were known as amphetamines. Very popular, I hear.
Posted by: huerfano at August 25, 2023 04:37 PM (7zEAH)

I was listening to a radio show from the 90s.

Fen-Fen(Phen-Phen?) weight loss clinics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (iM+rR)

75 Okay and his name is Fady? And he/she is fat. That's a slow easy one. Seriously, has everyone lost their mind?

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (ocULy)

76 , they believe that their breasts are holding them back.

No volunteers to help hold them?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (7Nfzc)

77 Quit sugar, quit artificial sweeteners, exercise moderately 45 minutes a day, eat only two meals a day. Amazing what happens .

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (oWBc3)

78 I lost 80 pounds doing keto, aiming for 100 pounds with resistance training so I’m nicely svelte

Fuck all you motherfucking fat lazy motherfucking greasy fat Christie globed ass sucking fucks for undermining the blood and sweat I had to put into losing weight so I could be healthier, fitter, wear nice clothes and get poontang

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (VTu1l)

79 I'd like people to live the longest and most prosperous lives as they can. Fat folk in particular. I'm fat-phobic, I guess.

I'm also okay if they eat themselves out of the gene pool at 27.

Their choice.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (upfUC)

80 64 So...we're all good with fat people paying way more for things like health insurance and healthcare, right?

Everyone agrees that that makes the most sense.

If you're told you're obese and choose to live this way, you've made a conscious effort to live in a way that is selfish to our society and its limited resources.

These are the rules, right? Or does that just apply to ineffective, potentially harmful vaccines?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 25, 2023 04:36 PM (KbCG3)

=======

If I remember correctly, the ACA had provisions that limited that kind of pricing. It pulled everyone into a handful of buckets (I think it may be as low as three) that insurance companies can price on.

It's one reason why health insurance costs have risen in the decade since the passage of the law, instead of falling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

81 As for myself, I much prefer the ladies who keep the hair on their neck neatly trimmed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (guGkK)

82 Boxing cat is hilarious!

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (mupln)

83 >>I think we should rename Gender Studies to be more honest about what it is -- Unf*ckability: Theory and Practice.


VDH is going to have to clean the blades on his ceiling fan after reading that one.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2023 04:39 PM (jCyPS)

84 Making dioramas? Popsicle stick art?

surprisingly in the ballpark

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 04:35 PM (KRtlO)

Does it involve the Popsicle Twins?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 25, 2023 04:39 PM (xPl2J)

85 >>>I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

Uncooked pasta + Elmer's glue art.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 25, 2023 04:39 PM (bNf8H)

86 76 , they believe that their breasts are holding them back.

No volunteers to help hold them?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (7Nfzc)

We could be like the iconic picture from Titanic, except holding their boobs up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 25, 2023 04:40 PM (iM+rR)

87 67 There were miracle weight loss drugs in the past, as well. These were known as amphetamines. Very popular, I hear.
Posted by: huerfano at August 25, 2023 04:37 PM (7zEAH)

the model diet. Cocaine, champagne and Marlboros.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 25, 2023 04:40 PM (ocULy)

88 I have my groceries delivered now to avoid the fatties. They're everywhere.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 25, 2023 04:40 PM (tRWwW)

89 Okay and his name is Fady? And he/she is fat. That's a slow easy one. Seriously, has everyone lost their mind?

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (ocULy)

(sigh)

It's Roscoe.

Posted by: Roscoe Arbuckle at August 25, 2023 04:40 PM (Angsy)

90 Any person who wants to study gender has the IQ of 46.

And, they are always ugly, nasty and annoying.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 25, 2023 04:40 PM (0rsFX)

91 The professor lamented how the effectiveness of obesity treatments could eliminate "fat activism" and "the fat liberation movement."
________________

You know, becoming a professor in a serious subject (i.e. STEM) is not easy, but becoming one in some bullshit subject (i.e., humanities or social "sciences") is obviously trivially easy. You just need to be a loudmouth leftist weirdo, and voila! You're a professor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 25, 2023 04:40 PM (mxvMh)

92 surprisingly in the ballpark

Well, that means my second guess of 'Ewok cosplay' is right out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2023 04:40 PM (AW0uW)

93 diorama?
Pepto helps.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 25, 2023 04:40 PM (7Nfzc)

94 >>I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.


Working on a Model Rocket, huh?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2023 04:40 PM (jCyPS)

95 "Our study found that breast size affects exercise habits and that breast reduction surgery changes their willingness to exercise."

It's a chicken and egg thing. Does breast size affect exercise habits or do exercise habits affect breast size?

Such existential questions are essential in high academy. Brava to these brave warriors for Truth.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 25, 2023 04:40 PM (aXxgO)

96 No clearer indication that the education industry needs to burn to the ground than the acceptance and lauding of something called "fat studies."

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 25, 2023 04:40 PM (mupln)

97 Fady Shanouda is an associate professor at the Feminist Institute of Social Transformation at Carleton University in Canada
---
Do they call it FIST for short?

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 25, 2023 04:40 PM (aBJcM)

98 85 >>>I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

Uncooked pasta + Elmer's glue art.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 25, 2023 04:39

I like that one, he's making macaroni necklaces.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 25, 2023 04:41 PM (ocULy)

99 >>Oh, they believe that their breasts are holding them back.

Sometimes I skip a workout because I can't find my good socks.
Every little thing can be a hurdle and I totally believe big breast make women hesitate.

Posted by: Fan of big breasts at the gym at August 25, 2023 04:41 PM (mCnRp)

100 Hey, when they're bangin' against your knees, they DO hold you back.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 25, 2023 04:41 PM (guGkK)

101 > Fady Shanouda roughly translates to "Fat Shadow."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2023 04:41 PM (Q4IgG)

102 Good thing Ace didn’t tell us. Now no one can make fun of him.

Posted by: Kratwurst at August 25, 2023 04:41 PM (lJ2Pj)

103 Let me tell you from personal experience, some exercises are unpleasant for the large breasted, like running. And it's hard to find a good support bra in larger cups sizes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 25, 2023 04:41 PM (ouTlx)

104 A Canadian professor who specializes in "fat studies"

______________________________

Isn't there some fundamental rule about experimenting on oneself?

Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2023 04:41 PM (dIske)

105
Don't worry ace, Rosey Grier used to knit too
Posted by: steevy

I believe that it was counted cross stitch. Ray Nitschke, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 25, 2023 04:41 PM (xG4kz)

106 the model diet. Cocaine, champagne and Marlboros.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 25, 2023 04:40 PM (ocULy)
++++
Menthols, if they're trying to tone it down a bit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 04:42 PM (t0OGg)

107 Okay and his name is Fady? And he/she is fat. That's a slow easy one. Seriously, has everyone lost their mind?

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 25, 2023 04:38 PM (ocULy)
_______________

Fady. Pronounced with a plosive "d," so it comes out "Fatty."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 25, 2023 04:42 PM (mxvMh)

108 After hitting all the Week Four numbers, and totaling a hair over 1000lbs…

I pull the ultimate old man move and tweak my back getting out of bed yesterday.

Three weeks until Memphis, the timing of this tweak coulda been worse I guess

A few acupuncture sessions are lined up to help avoid bigger issues

Posted by: browndog waiting for hockey season at August 25, 2023 04:42 PM (CCSxw)

109 103 Good thing Ace didn’t tell us. Now no one can make fun of him.
Posted by: Kratwurst at August 25, 2023 04:41 PM (lJ2Pj)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 25, 2023 04:42 PM (iM+rR)

110 Side effects of Ozempic include: explosive diarrhea, anal leakage, and explosive diarrhea.
Posted by: wth

So, Taco Bell ?

Posted by: JT at August 25, 2023 04:42 PM (T4tVD)

111 It's OK, Ace - we know.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 25, 2023 04:42 PM (Mzdiz)

112 "Feminist Institute of Social Transformation?"

"FIST?"

How appropriate is that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 04:42 PM (YIVH2)

113 Let me tell you from personal experience, some exercises are unpleasant for the large breasted, like running. And it's hard to find a good support bra in larger cups sizes.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 25, 2023 04:41 PM (ouTlx)

You know the rules. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2023 04:42 PM (AW0uW)

114 I feel like Ozempic should hire this guy (???) to be their spokesman

Are you crazy? We saw what happened to Subway.

Posted by: Ozempic Ad Dept at August 25, 2023 04:43 PM (/szBK)

115 Yeah? Well I spoke to 56 chicks and they said having big firm cans hasn't held them back at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2023 04:43 PM (guGkK)

116 111 Side effects of Ozempic include: explosive diarrhea, anal leakage, and explosive diarrhea.
Posted by: wth

=========

You said explosive diarrhea twice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 25, 2023 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

117 I think Ace should go back to doing parkour. He was happier back then.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2023 04:43 PM (jCyPS)

118 Is that a chick with a beard?

What is happening here?
Posted by: CaliGirl

Female dwarf, maybe?

Posted by: Biergood at August 25, 2023 04:43 PM (FQWHA)

119 >>Not necessarily because it was the optimal choice, but because when you make a big decision you tend to dislike thinking you chose wrong.

I used to be the "audiophile" and people would come to me for advice, or to show off their new gear.

I learned early on to praise whatever decision people had made. New car, new tatt, new girl,... whatever. No one ever wants to hear that they screwed up.

Posted by: Fan of big breasts at the gym at August 25, 2023 04:43 PM (mCnRp)

120
I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

++++++++++++++

We're going to have to change all our shelf jokes?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 25, 2023 04:43 PM (lCaJd)

121 The professor lamented how the effectiveness of obesity treatments could eliminate "fat activism" and "the fat liberation movement."

I'd love to liberate some fat from my body.
________________

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 25, 2023 04:43 PM (VdGjU)

122 Is that a chick with a beard?

What is happening here?
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 25, 2023 04:36 PM (wfD/S)
.......

You've never been to a circus?

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2023 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

123 Fady Shanouda roughly translates to "Fat Shadow."

Didn't Kato once drive for him?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2023 04:44 PM (guGkK)

124 "FIST?"

How appropriate is that?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 04:42 PM (YIVH2)
++++
So appropriate that it was almost certainly intentional.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

125 There was a fat girl who rode the same bus as I did and when she would lumber aboard and choose her seat, the kids would desperately hop to the other side of the bus to prevent its tipping. We were not good people.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 25, 2023 04:44 PM (ogTiX)

126 It can be challenging to find a good sports bra if you're much over a B cup and you do not enjoy bouncing. But they're out there. Title 9 rates theirs with barbells.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 25, 2023 04:44 PM (aBJcM)

127 God bless the women who don’t let such a little thing as huge woogshambas hold them back as they go to the gym and start their exercises with a jump rope

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 25, 2023 04:44 PM (VTu1l)

128 This is all so creepy. It eliminates people. A person does not exist. Ambulatory slabs of meat exist. This language - and the philosophy that drives it - is dehumanizing and objectifying in every possible extreme.

I hate these people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 04:32 PM (t0OGg)
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It could also be a symptom that they are possessed by an entity that views human flesh as "meat suits."

Just throwing that out there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 04:44 PM (YIVH2)

129 I think Ace should go back to doing parkour. He was happier back then

===

Neighbors complained bitterly.

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 04:44 PM (RA7Yy)

130 >> Is that a chick with a beard?


I think it is the fat guy from Lost.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2023 04:44 PM (jCyPS)

131 Shouldn’t the obese liberals be ashamed that since they eat so much, they are causing children to starve?

Yeah, I know…

Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 25, 2023 04:45 PM (wu87C)

132 127 It can be challenging to find a good sports bra if you're much over a B cup and you do not enjoy bouncing. But they're out there. Title 9 rates theirs with barbells.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 25, 2023 04:44 PM (aBJcM)

*blink*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 25, 2023 04:45 PM (iM+rR)

133 One time at the State Fair, they had a man on display who weighed 1200 lbs. Of course I looked, and felt bad.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 25, 2023 04:45 PM (tRWwW)

134 Ace: "I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me."

Is it shelving-adjacent?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 25, 2023 04:45 PM (aXxgO)

135 Is this a GAINZZ post?

My morning exercise routine is jogging up 120 stories at the Empire State Building every morning.

In the afternoon I typically wrestle killer whales.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 25, 2023 04:45 PM (cMXNt)

136 >>>Quit sugar, quit artificial sweeteners, exercise moderately 45 minutes a day, eat only two meals a day.


I heard a guy say eat three meals to gain weight, two to maintain weight, and one to lose weight.

Though cutting down to two would be a big step just in itself.

and don't have any snacks around. I have all of these "keto" snacks and they're not *that* keto.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 04:45 PM (KRtlO)

137 132 Shouldn’t the obese liberals be ashamed that since they eat so much, they are causing children to starve?

Yeah, I know…
Posted by: db (lowercase since 200 back from a 2 year break at August 25, 2023 04:45 PM (wu87C)

========

They eat more carbon in a day that I burn through my AC in a lifetime.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 25, 2023 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

138 113 "Feminist Institute of Social Transformation?"

"FIST?"

How appropriate is that?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 04:42 PM (YIVH2)

This has to be performance art at this point. I mean, they are naming things like this is South Park.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 25, 2023 04:45 PM (ocULy)

139 @AMAZlNGNATURE 23h
High winds at the perfect time of day created a rare Rainbow Waterfall in Yosemite National Park

https://tinyurl.com/y2hrkdkk

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2023 04:46 PM (IG4Id)

140 137 and don't have any snacks around. I have all of these "keto" snacks and they're not *that* keto.
Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 04:45 PM (KRtlO)

=========

Need some sugar so they don't taste like dirt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 25, 2023 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

141 "Fady Shanouda"
If this is he/she's real name, then maybe its parents should take some of the blame.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2023 04:46 PM (NpAcC)

142 >>Ace: "I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me."


Ace has started Scrapbooking.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2023 04:46 PM (jCyPS)

143 >>>Ace has begun making dioramas of Broadway Musical numbers. He began with Billy Elliot.


sort of in the ballpark
Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 04:34 PM

+++++++++

Model Trains? -Cool!

Posted by: rd at August 25, 2023 04:46 PM (sCLHX)

144 I've been transitioning over from at home bodyweight exercise routines to traditional gym rat lifts. I'm pleasantly surprised that I can lift more than a few years ago when I was lifting without much understanding of creating a proper program.

I'm so sore. Everywhere.

I'm feeling pretty happy about progress though.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2023 04:47 PM (R38qh)

145 Is that a chick with a beard?

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 25, 2023 04:36 PM (wfD/S)
_____________

Sorta. It's a problem in quantum mechanics - raising the question causes the wave function to collapse into one of the two possibilities.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 25, 2023 04:47 PM (mxvMh)

146 Being how he identifies as female as boot to the nuts would not trouble it, would it?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 25, 2023 04:47 PM (VdGjU)

147 136 Is this a GAINZZ post?

My morning exercise routine is jogging up 120 stories at the Empire State Building every morning.

In the afternoon I typically wrestle killer whales.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 25, 2023 04:45 PM (cMXNt)

You too?

Posted by: Joe Biden, just finishing up a metric century on the Peloton at August 25, 2023 04:47 PM (PiwSw)

148 >>and don't have any snacks around. I have all of these "keto" snacks and they're not *that* keto.

Yeah, I've gotten burned on that, too. Had some "net-zero" tortillas and kicked me right out of ketosis.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 25, 2023 04:48 PM (bNf8H)

149
Oh, you know what? ace is probably getting in to competitive pokemon card tournaments. Could definitely see that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Magic: The Gathering

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 25, 2023 04:48 PM (xG4kz)

150 If I remember correctly, the ACA had provisions that limited that kind of pricing. It pulled everyone into a handful of buckets (I think it may be as low as three) that insurance companies can price on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, s


They cut the differential substantially, so you can't charge unhealthy people significantly more than the healthy. But there are so many other problems with ACA that cause rates to rise.

Posted by: Fan of big breasts at the gym at August 25, 2023 04:48 PM (mCnRp)

151 A gender studies professor, you say?

Pretty sure I had the genders figured out before I hit kindergarten, but I'm a frikkin' genius, too.

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2023 04:48 PM (CaJIi)

152 TBF the Nazi cannibal in the photo really does look pretty similar to the actual Utkin. I can see how people were fooled.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2023 04:48 PM (0FoWg)

153 This company used to be called Junonia, is the only one I know of with good sports bras (and other activewear) for large women.

https://junoactive.com/

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 25, 2023 04:48 PM (ouTlx)

154 "Gender Studies" Professor Who Specializes In "Fat Studies" Blasts Efforts to Reduce Obesity as Fatphobia, Straight-Up

Thankfully, military leadership is starting to follow this ideology...along with loosening mental health standards. Recruitment and retention continue to fall, but leadership assures us if we expand the applicant pool enough, we'll meet number AND diversity goals to be a more modern force!!!!

Posted by: Military Moron at August 25, 2023 04:48 PM (RbAT1)

155 Being seriously overweight can't be good for your health

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 04:48 PM (MOY79)

156 I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.
.......

We wouldn't do that. So, does it involve power tools?

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2023 04:49 PM (v0R5T)

157 I'm so sore. Everywhere.

I'm feeling pretty happy about progress though.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2023 04:47 PM (R38qh)

This too, is the story of Obama and his chef.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 25, 2023 04:49 PM (iM+rR)

158 "this is GAINZZZ post now"

Stopped eating sweets, except a little dried fruit, a couple weeks back. Not feeling any different.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at August 25, 2023 04:49 PM (MvF+J)

159 It can be challenging to find a good sports bra if you're much over a B cup and you do not enjoy bouncing.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 25, 2023 04:44 PM (aBJcM)
______________

YOU may not enjoy bouncing, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 25, 2023 04:49 PM (mxvMh)

160 and don't have any snacks around. I have all of these "keto" snacks and they're not *that* keto.

**********

I’m finding certain “keto” snacks or treats that contain corn soluble fiber like Quest cookies are complete bullshit and kick me out of ketosis. I generally avoid snacks with those ingredients and those that say “resistant starches” or resistant dextrins, which I have learned are not that resistant to my body’s digestion

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 25, 2023 04:49 PM (VTu1l)

161 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

162 Carleton University is our Oberlin, except dumber.

Posted by: Kevin Canuck at August 25, 2023 04:50 PM (2RP3g)

163 I'm so sore. Everywhere.

I'm feeling pretty happy about progress though.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Definitely a difference between soreness and pain. I myself don't mind sore muscles.

Keep up the great work.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 25, 2023 04:50 PM (aBJcM)

164 There are 3 genders:

Male
Female
Broken

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

165 "some exercises are unpleasant for the large breasted, like running"

I would absolutely use it as as excuse to do any other exercise but running.

I hate running. Hate, detest, loathe, abominate it.

I would rather cycle until my legs were jelly, then crash my bike and have to bandage the scrapes, than run even a hundred yards.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2023 04:50 PM (ou9hh)

166 I like explosive diarrhea.

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at August 25, 2023 04:51 PM (NBVIP)

167 >>>I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing

Knitting, macrame, collecting Hummels?

Posted by: No Name Today at August 25, 2023 04:51 PM (vlXMQ)

168 So, a PROJECXXX thread:

My new book is coming along. I've sketched out a new scene that will probably be the midpoint of it, and though I generally hate my own writing, I think this is going to be good.

That's all I got. I don't do very much.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2023 04:51 PM (AW0uW)

169
and don't have any snacks around. I have all of these "keto" snacks and they're not *that* keto.
Posted by: ace a


- The size of those meals matters. I am a skeptic that two or one meal a day is good, since it may cause lots of snacking, or massive meals.

- brush you teeth after each meal and don't snack between. Brushing you teeth is a little added incentive since it makes you think even a tiny snack will nix the clean teeth feeling.

Posted by: Fan of big breasts at the gym at August 25, 2023 04:51 PM (mCnRp)

170 Being seriously overweight can't be good for your health
Posted by: Skip

Don't be a h8r, baby.

Posted by: Lizzo at August 25, 2023 04:51 PM (ftFVW)

171 > Coffee can give you a boost for a sesh at the gym

I've been taking a scoop of Pulse stim free pre workout. I really like how it makes me feel during a workout. I've got focus and energy, but I don't feel jittery or agitated. It feels a lot like I do a couple of hours after I wake up and eat.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2023 04:51 PM (R38qh)

172 hobby/craft sort of thing
Posted by: Ace at 04:25 PM

Anything like George Clooney’s project in Burn After Reading?

Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 25, 2023 04:51 PM (wu87C)

173 They eat more carbon in a day that I burn through my AC in a lifetime.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 25, 2023 04:45 PM (LvTSG)
____________

They're fighting "climate change" by sequestering carbon!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 25, 2023 04:51 PM (mxvMh)

174 I would absolutely use it as as excuse to do any other exercise but running.

I hate running. Hate, detest, loathe, abominate it.

I would rather cycle until my legs were jelly, then crash my bike and have to bandage the scrapes, than run even a hundred yards.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2023 04:50 PM (ou9hh)

Running sucks ass. The heart rate is amazing, but at what cost? You literally wreck every other part of your body.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 25, 2023 04:52 PM (iM+rR)

175 Fan of big breasts at the gym: "I learned early on to praise whatever decision people had made. New car, new tatt, new girl,... whatever. No one ever wants to hear that they screwed up."

Except when it comes to politics. I become Jimmy Conway in Goodfellas: "Whatsamatta with you? Are you stupid? WTFsamatta with you?"

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 25, 2023 04:52 PM (aXxgO)

176 r
r

( I forgot these *your, *your)

Posted by: Fan of big breasts at the gym at August 25, 2023 04:52 PM (mCnRp)

177 >>I would rather cycle until my legs were jelly, then crash my bike and have to bandage the scrapes, than run even a hundred yards.


Yep.
I will run.
But, I would need to be awfully impressed with what was chasing me to do it.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2023 04:52 PM (jCyPS)

178 I have met with Morons in person, but typically don't discuss bra size

If you let them charge more for fat people, you will be told that 120 pounds is obese.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 25, 2023 04:52 PM (ouTlx)

179 Fady Shanouda


Faty Shouldnta

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

180 The 70th Princess Kay of the Milky Way was crowned Wednesday night at the Minnesota State Fairgrounds

https://tinyurl.com/2vj5ryew

Fat Acceptance in Action

Posted by: rd at August 25, 2023 04:53 PM (4hu9u)

181 Yeah, I've gotten burned on that, too. Had some "net-zero" tortillas and kicked me right out of ketosis.

**********

I stopped being a weenie and got myself a tortilla press, now I can easily make my own tortillas using almond flour as a base

You can also get egg life tortillas which is just egg whites and Xanthan gum if you need something in a pinch

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 25, 2023 04:53 PM (VTu1l)

182 I'll say one thing for Utkin: he's a high profile guy with very few photos that exist. Most low profile idiots have approximately 10 billion photos on the Internet.

I don't. If you search my real, distinctive (if I do say so myself, and I do) name, you find nothing.

Because I don't allow people to photograph me except in strictly limited circumstances.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2023 04:54 PM (0FoWg)

183 The guy's name is Fady?
I don't think we're making a big enough deal about this.

Posted by: Ben Sears at August 25, 2023 04:54 PM (Qpf3u)

184 Tits are heavy. The bigger the tit, the heavier it is.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 25, 2023 04:54 PM (Z8Yh2)

185 bonhomme: "I'm so sore. Everywhere."

The pain is the gain. To a point. As long as you allow some time for recovery.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 25, 2023 04:54 PM (aXxgO)

186 Mmmmm...Xantham gum.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2023 04:54 PM (jCyPS)

187
Over the next year, Kuball, an agriculture major at the University of Wisconsin-River Falls, will serve as the official ambassador for Minnesota’s 1,850 dairy farmers.

"You gonna eat that?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 25, 2023 04:55 PM (xG4kz)

188 is Fady a dude or a chick on hormones?

Fady.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 25, 2023 04:55 PM (Z8Yh2)

189 I hate running as well, but I’m able to power walk for 3.5 miles a day using an under desk treadmill. I’m trying to get to 4 miles but that’s 90 minutes of walking which can be difficult on certain days

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 25, 2023 04:55 PM (VTu1l)

190 185 The guy's name is Fady?
I don't think we're making a big enough deal about this.
Posted by: Ben Sears at August 25, 2023 04:54 PM (Qpf3u)

I know, right? This blows my mind and this is when I wish we could use gifs. I have a few in mind.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 25, 2023 04:55 PM (ocULy)

191 Tits are heavy. The bigger the tit, the heavier it is.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 25, 2023 04:54 PM (Z8Yh2)


It's all about density.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)

192 Tits are heavy. The bigger the tit, the heavier it is.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 25, 2023 04:54 PM

Science!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (aQy7p)

193 is Fady a dude or a chick on hormones?

Fady.
Posted by: DOYLE at August 25, 2023 04:55 PM (Z8Yh2)


It's PAT!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)

194 I lost 93 pounds doing starvation,
I don't recommend it...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (TGPs7)

195 186 Tits are heavy. The bigger the tit, the heavier it is.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 25, 2023 04:54 PM (Z8Yh2)

For some reason I read this in Rip Torn's voice.

'If you can dodge a wrench- you can dodge a ball.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (iM+rR)

196 I am thinking of running while I figure out how to fix my bike.
so, negative gains this week.

I too hate running.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (mCnRp)

197 Tits are heavy. The bigger the tit, the heavier it is.

********

Hmmm, I might need to see some illustrations that would prove this point

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (VTu1l)

198 Well, like the Milky Way she is big

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (MOY79)

199 Silver linings

@Not_the_Bee
Canadian Pastor James Coates, who was jailed for refusing to close his church during the pandemic, to be acquitted on all charges 🙌

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (IG4Id)

200 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

REPORTER: “Have you seen Donald Trump’s mugshot yet?”

BIDEN: “I did see on television”

REPORTER: “What’d you think?”

BIDEN: “Handsome guy”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (TGPs7)

201 I've been transitioning over from at home bodyweight exercise routines to traditional gym rat lifts. I'm pleasantly surprised that I can lift more than a few years ago when I was lifting without much understanding of creating a proper program.

I'm so sore. Everywhere.

I'm feeling pretty happy about progress though.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2023 04:47 PM (R38qh)
______________

That's pretty common whenever you do a new exercise, even if it hits the same body part as an exercise you used to do. That's why it's worthwhile to mix up the exercises on a given body part.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (mxvMh)

202 Fady, the Canadian Communist Government is planning to help you and all other excess weight-challenged Canadians! The Government will soon put you and all other non-Elite Class Canadians, no matter their weight, on a strict 1,100 calorie per day diet of air-fried crickets.

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (AMIL/)

203 It could also be a symptom that they are possessed by an entity that views human flesh as "meat suits."

Just throwing that out there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 04:44 PM (YIVH2)

When one does things that are detestable to God and walks away from Him, one shouldn't be surprised upon finding themselves in enemy territory, under attack, and probably suffering injury.

Seeing a whole lot of stuff lately that kinda fits that description.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (qPw5n)

204
Every day I thank G*d that Wisconsin served as a buffer between Minnesota and Michigan.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (xG4kz)

205 Gainnzzzz.

My ass gained 4 pounds. Need to bukle down and eat right

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at August 25, 2023 04:56 PM (0v0R8)

206 Is Al Bundy's favorite magazine...Big Unns... still around?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 25, 2023 04:57 PM (tRWwW)

207 "They're fighting "climate change" by sequestering carbon!"

My guesstimate is that, if we get avg X joules per mole of CO2 via fossil fuel use, it takes approx 10X joules per mole to sequester it. Just a guess.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at August 25, 2023 04:57 PM (MvF+J)

208 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
FOX: Joe Biden and Jill, Ed.D., were originally supposed to host the 2022 WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces at the White House today — but he decided to extend his vacation even longer, so they got Kamala and Doug instead

-
Well, at least they'll get Kamala. And Joe needs his down.

P.S. I didn't think so at the time but did Trump nail it when he named Biden Sleepy Joe?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 04:57 PM (FVME7)

209 I'm cogitatin' on just how much cash I would fork over in tuition money to be lectured to by Fady. Will let you know when it's a positive number.

Posted by: Undereducated, and Glad Of It at August 25, 2023 04:57 PM (83IzV)

210 I decided to treat myself to a new weightlifting belt. I got a lever belt from general leathercraft. Can't wait to try it out.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2023 04:57 PM (R38qh)

211
Yep.
I will run.
But, I would need to be awfully impressed with what was chasing me to do it.
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2023 04:52 PM (jCyPS)




https://is.gd/Ns1vP7

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

212 I hope to god WVU cut their language and math programs and so were able to keep fat studies.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 25, 2023 04:57 PM (ogTiX)

213 That's all I got. I don't do very much.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2023 04:51 PM

Still have to get you to the range.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 04:58 PM (aQy7p)

214 @RNCResearch
FOX: Joe Biden and Jill, Ed.D., were originally supposed to host the 2022 WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces at the White House today — but he decided to extend his vacation even longer, so they got Kamala and Doug instead

-


Oh f*ck right off with that bullshit......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

215 There are 3 genders:

Male
Female
Broken
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 04:50 PM (Zz0t1

Sounds like a great T-Shirt!

Posted by: rd at August 25, 2023 04:58 PM (ZHdy/)

216 Because I don't allow people to photograph me except in strictly limited circumstances.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2023 04:54 PM (0FoWg)

Same here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2023 04:58 PM (AW0uW)

217 I went to an outdoor yoga class with the girlies. We had a view of Mt Rainier and were joined by a pack of alpacas.

Then we went to brunch and had bloody Mary's and bennies.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at August 25, 2023 04:58 PM (vgY+0)

218

https://is.gd/xScT2W

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

219 But, I would need to be awfully impressed with what was chasing me to do it.
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2023 04:52 PM (jCyPS)

https://is.gd/Ns1vP7
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)
---
Uh, if that were chasing me, I'd probably "trip" at some point so that they would catch me.

Unless they were lesbian cannibals, of course...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 04:59 PM (YIVH2)

220 That's a cheap out. I demand more, as a young hottie.

******

I use organic baking powder too

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 25, 2023 04:59 PM (VTu1l)

221 213 I decided to treat myself to a new weightlifting belt. I got a lever belt from general leathercraft. Can't wait to try it out.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2023 04:57 PM (R38qh)

Nooooooo…
Go old school, single prong.

Better yet double prong, show the gym you mean business.

Levers are for the Instagram Kids…

Posted by: browndog waiting for hockey season at August 25, 2023 05:00 PM (CCSxw)

222 Still have to get you to the range.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 04:58 PM (aQy7p)

Just about any time convenient for you (except Tuesdays and Thursdays). Shoot me an e-mail.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2023 05:00 PM (AW0uW)

223 I stopped going to McCrickets when they started airfrying the crickets instead of deep-frying in beef tallow like God intended.

Posted by: Mayor McCheese at August 25, 2023 05:00 PM (83IzV)

224 >>Unless they were lesbian cannibals, of course...


There were only 7 of them.

I like my odds.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2023 05:01 PM (jCyPS)

225 Ace
How about an update on your own attempts at weight control
The last I can remember you were into that trendy "intermittent fasting"
Have you come to accept your
Are over weight?

Posted by: Paul at August 25, 2023 05:01 PM (/ky2G)

226 weft cut-loop: "Canadian Pastor James Coates, who was jailed for refusing to close his church during the pandemic, to be acquitted on all charges"

Good, but not good enough. Where's the compensation for the weight of government boot? If even process is the punishment, then State must make the victim whole.

It's not where we are, but it's where we should be.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 25, 2023 05:01 PM (aXxgO)

227 Tits are heavy. The bigger the tit, the heavier it is.
Posted by: DOYLE at August 25, 2023 04:54 PM (Z8Yh2)
++++
Sadly, this made me think of the band "L7" because their 1992 album - which had a modest hit - was entitled "Bricks are Heavy." They're also a bunch of abortion activists and various other lefty causes, having founded a concert series called "Rock for Choice."

L7 - Pretend That We're Dead:
https://youtu.be/NAdlZ2F-fs8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 05:01 PM (t0OGg)

228 Posted by: Paul at August 25, 2023 05:01 PM (/ky2G)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 25, 2023 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

229 apropos of nothing:

https://tinyurl.com/2nmv5yzx

dancing girls, an aircraft carrier, and Johnny Cash

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2023 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

230 Joe Biden and Jill, Ed.D., were originally supposed to host the 2022 WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces at the White House today — but he decided to extend his vacation even longer, so they got Kamala and Doug instead

-


Oh f*ck right off with that bullshit......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Right??!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 25, 2023 05:01 PM (T/Lqj)

231
https://is.gd/xScT2W
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

That was 20 years ago.

Today she routinely trips over 'em.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 25, 2023 05:02 PM (xG4kz)

232 Is that a chick with a beard?

What is happening here?
Posted by: CaliGirl

If only Superman would fly around the room backwards and reverse time !

Posted by: JT at August 25, 2023 05:02 PM (T4tVD)

233 The whole point of GAINNZZZZ is to lift bigger tits. Work out, America! Fitness Is Feeling GREAT!

If you're still not convinced... I'll Be Back

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger for the President's Fitness Challenge at August 25, 2023 05:02 PM (0FoWg)

234 I am lifting little hand held weights-one in each hand-out to the side, over my head and curl type things. The day after I first started I was sore even though the weights must have totaled about 5 lbs each.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 05:03 PM (NpWq6)

235 Running sucks ass. The heart rate is amazing, but at what cost? You literally wreck every other part of your body.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
---
Not necessarily. I incorporate 1 minute walk breaks at regular intervals and replace my shoes as soon as I begin feeling twinges in a knee or hip. I'm ok with being slow. I believe these things have helped me avoid a lot of the typical repetitive stress injuries.

But I know not everybody enjoys it and I don't try to win converts. I'd rather run by myself anyway.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 25, 2023 05:03 PM (aBJcM)

236 Men with big boobs are discriminate against again ? What kind of world are we living in ?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 25, 2023 05:03 PM (ytSiK)

237 In the afternoon I typically wrestle killer whales.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

They're not so tough out of water....

Posted by: SFGoth at August 25, 2023 05:03 PM (KAi1n)

238 Good, but not good enough. Where's the compensation for the weight of government boot? If even process is the punishment, then State must make the victim whole.

It's not where we are, but it's where we should be.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

Everyone involved in his persecution should be charged and imprisoned.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 25, 2023 05:04 PM (mCnRp)

239 "Gender Studies" Professor Who Specializes In "Fat Studies"
_____________

Shouldn't that be "Eating Studies?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 25, 2023 05:04 PM (mxvMh)

240 fuckin almond flour tortilla

Posted by: DOYLE at August 25, 2023 05:04 PM (Z8Yh2)

241 They're also a bunch of abortion activists and various other lefty causes, having founded a concert series called "Rock for Choice."

L7 - Pretend That We're Dead:
https://youtu.be/NAdlZ2F-fs8
Posted by: Joe Mannix

It may shock you to learn they're terrible live.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2023 05:04 PM (IG4Id)

242 I have about 200 carbon sequestration units installed on my property.

They're known in the neighborhood as "trees".

Posted by: Kevin Canuck at August 25, 2023 05:04 PM (2RP3g)

243 At my worst, I weighed 476 lbs. Over the past 2 years, I've dropped 120 lbs and still going. I still don't understand how I let myself get that heavy, but I've made the changes, and I feel so much better. Fat-shaming was among the reasons I did this.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 25, 2023 05:04 PM (ZlKnD)

244 I hate running as well, but I’m able to power walk for 3.5 miles a day using an under desk treadmill. I’m trying to get to 4 miles but that’s 90 minutes of walking which can be difficult on certain days
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 25, 2023 04:55 PM (VTu1l)

++++++++

My job used to be creating documents and reports. I would print out the draft, and walk around the office while proofreading it and editing it. Ditto when reading and reviewing stuff for others.

It sure helped.

Posted by: rd at August 25, 2023 05:04 PM (OvyQL)

245 When I was a kid people were healthier, even the half-dozen fat people I knew personally.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2023 05:05 PM (NxC5+)

246 Nooooooo…
Go old school, single prong.

Better yet double prong, show the gym you mean business.

Levers are for the Instagram Kids…

Eh. I've tried levers and I've tried prongs. Levers cinch better. Ever cinch a belt really tight to get the prong in, only to feel the belt loosen as the prong seats? Levers don't do that.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2023 05:05 PM (R38qh)

247 It may shock you to learn they're terrible live.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2023 05:04 PM (IG4Id)
++++
I'm astounded.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 05:05 PM (t0OGg)

248 I am lifting little hand held weights-one in each hand-out to the side, over my head and curl type things. The day after I first started I was sore even though the weights must have totaled about 5 lbs each.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 05:03 PM (NpWq6)
____________

Preach it, sister!

Posted by: Barry O at August 25, 2023 05:05 PM (mxvMh)

249 I just want to say, that I could never figure out a golf swing, that accommodated my boobs. I kick ass at Putt-putt. FYI no pics or it didn’t happen, nonsense.

Posted by: Oso at August 25, 2023 05:06 PM (ILafk)

250 Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 25, 2023 05:04 PM (ZlKnD)

Awesome! Keep it up. Never give up. Never surrender.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 25, 2023 05:06 PM (T/Lqj)

251 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 25, 2023 05:01 PM (aXxgO)

Saw him interviewed in the movie "Essential Church". He sounds like a very fine Christian and pastor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 05:06 PM (NpWq6)

252 Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 25, 2023 05:04 PM (ZlKnD

Damn dude. Congratulations.

I've been trying to drop 20 for 2 years. Not trying too hard, obviously.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2023 05:06 PM (0FoWg)

253 Have you come to accept you're boring?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2023 05:06 PM (RIvkX)

254 Vivake
Vivek Ramaswamy
-----------
King of the Wild Frontier

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 25, 2023 05:07 PM (ScR16)

255 FYI no pics or it didn’t happen, nonsense

********

How about a painting?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 25, 2023 05:07 PM (VTu1l)

256 Speaking of boobs I just saw the Queen Alpha of butterfaces the other day. So hot that her body somehow goes back in time and makes her unattractive face seem strangely beautiful. Truly one of the hottest women I have seen in years if not decades.

Posted by: Max Power at August 25, 2023 05:07 PM (Hucnr)

257 Congrats, Midnight Rambler. That's amazing progress!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2023 05:07 PM (R38qh)

258 Have you come to accept you're boring?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2023 05:06 PM (RIvkX)
++++
Yes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 05:07 PM (t0OGg)

259 Joe Biden and Jill, Ed.D., were originally supposed to host the 2022 WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces at the White House today — but he decided to extend his vacation even longer, so they got Kamala and Doug instead
_______________

Appropriate. They should've gotten Major.

Posted by: Barry O at August 25, 2023 05:08 PM (mxvMh)

260 > Have you come to accept you're boring?

Never!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2023 05:08 PM (R38qh)

261 Heck, I use a picture of the orange and white furry beast who occasionally visits me as my LinkedIn avatar. Somehow, it doesn't stop the spam I get telling me how I can increase my business. I don't want to increase my business. If I billed 40 hours a week, I would be absolutely miserable -- and that's before accounting for marginal rates on half the income.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 25, 2023 05:08 PM (KAi1n)

262 Have a great evening, weekend, etc. you wonderful Morons!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 05:08 PM (t0OGg)

263 At my worst, I weighed 476 lbs. Over the past 2 years, I've dropped 120 lbs and still going. I still don't understand how I let myself get that heavy, but I've made the changes, and I feel so much better. Fat-shaming was among the reasons I did this.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 25, 2023 05:04 PM (ZlKnD)
===
Keep going and congratulations

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2023 05:08 PM (RIvkX)

264 A7 has a great single prong belt with two rows of holes with a half inch offset between them.

This allows for perfect tightness.

Granted you need a support to pull against to get the belt to the right position, but I find it works great.

As always, to each their own…

Posted by: browndog waiting for hockey season at August 25, 2023 05:09 PM (CCSxw)

265 Posted by: Barry O at August 25, 2023 05:05 PM (mxvMh)

Well, you gotta start somewhere, Barry and I'm a female. You ought to do better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 05:09 PM (NpWq6)

266 No, not you. You, either.

Him. *tilts head at troll discreetly*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2023 05:09 PM (RIvkX)

267 But I know not everybody enjoys it and I don't try to win converts. I'd rather run by myself anyway.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 25, 2023 05:03 PM (aBJcM)

sid, Jeff Galloway has written extensively on this:

https://is.gd/IzfOVR

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, End Fossil Fule Now! at August 25, 2023 05:09 PM (PiwSw)

268 but I've made the changes, and I feel so much better. Fat-shaming was among the reasons I did this.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler
---
Wow. Congrats and I'm so glad you feel better. For me, that's the best reason to pursue GAINZZZ.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 25, 2023 05:10 PM (aBJcM)

269 Being overweight causes you to not want to exercise.

So does endless daily temperatures of 110°F.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 25, 2023 05:10 PM (p8A+W)

270 They keep confusing "phobic" with "averse."

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 25, 2023 05:10 PM (OX9vb)

271 Have you come to accept that no amount of salve can help, if you keep contracting monkeypox every 3-4 weeks?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2023 05:10 PM (0FoWg)

272 "Content warning" = Frank (Danny Devito) exiting the couch.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 25, 2023 05:10 PM (F5SKq)

273 At my biggest I was 6-5 224, now i'm 190 per doctors orders, and old age shrinkage.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 25, 2023 05:10 PM (tRWwW)

274 Making chile with hot peppers and tomatoes from garden mostly

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 05:10 PM (MOY79)

275 My youngest has spent a decent amount of time in and out of college and the workforce, trying to figure out what he wants to be when he grows up. I keep telling him that he can't adjust course if he's standing still. That all his classes and employment weren't a waste of time if they moved him forward.

And then I read stories like this fat/gender studies lump. Dear lord, what do you tell these people who'll graduate in a few years with $250k in debt in a completely made up area of study. They've clearly been lied to for 4, 6, 10 years. And they will continue to live in a euphemism-soaked bubble to protect themselves from the knowledge that they utterly wasted their best years and fortunes, having done absolutely nothing to fix the brokenness that started them on the path in the first place. Their best hope -- their only hope -- is to circulate endlessly in the various sociology-fueled netherworlds of hysterics and loons.

Posted by: red speck at August 25, 2023 05:11 PM (0Id0S)

276 @43: "sort of in the ballpark"

ISWYDT, and yes, I imagine Ace is the sorta guy who'd make matchstick replicas of old timey baseball parks including many that were torn down.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 25, 2023 05:11 PM (k1Qly)

277 Fat Asses Like Being Fat Asses.

It protects them from having to perform and compete. They can just say “Hey I’m a fat ass” and can quit life.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2023 05:11 PM (R/m4+)

278 If you want to lose weight, snort coke or shoot crank. Of course those have their own problems too.

Posted by: I'll stick with caffeine for now though thanks at August 25, 2023 05:11 PM (fhX0j)

279 A7 has a great single prong belt with two rows of holes with a half inch offset between them.

This allows for perfect tightness.

Granted you need a support to pull against to get the belt to the right position, but I find it works great.

I considered a belt like that, with the two rows offset. It looks like a good idea.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2023 05:11 PM (R38qh)

280 No carrots?

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2023 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

281 Have you come to accept the fundamental contradictions in Marx's Surplus Labor Theory of Value?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2023 05:12 PM (RIvkX)

282 "Content warning" = Frank (Danny Devito) exiting the couch.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 25, 2023 05:10 PM (F5SKq)
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That was one of the strangest things they ever did on that show. They deliberately made it look like the couch was giving birth to a sweaty, naked Danny Devito.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 05:12 PM (YIVH2)

283 CSPAN POTUS cam 24/7 now.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 25, 2023 05:12 PM (glGDV)

284 120 lbs equals a super model with big cans.

...or 24 5lb bags of sugar. Got to feel better not carrying that.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 25, 2023 05:12 PM (Z8Yh2)

285 dancing girls, an aircraft carrier, and Johnny Cash
Posted by: wth

Liberty in Subic Bay?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 05:13 PM (LjX+p)

286 sid, Jeff Galloway has written extensively on this:

https://is.gd/IzfOVR
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
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I've got a couple of his books on my shelves!

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 25, 2023 05:13 PM (aBJcM)

287 Midnight Rambler, my hat's, wait a minut let mr get my hat, off to you! Weight loss the honest way.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2023 05:14 PM (NxC5+)

288 "Granted you need a support to pull against to get the belt to the right position, but I find it works great."

Why am I suddenly thinking of that old magazine illustration of a lady clinging to a bedpost as her manservant braces his foot against her derriere and pulls hard on her corset laces?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2023 05:14 PM (ou9hh)

289 If Trump stayed in jail until his court date it would have been CSPAN 45cam 24/7 with the Secret Service and fries.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 25, 2023 05:14 PM (glGDV)

290 I had a donut with my Ozempic shot the other day. Modern medicine is great.

Posted by: jwest at August 25, 2023 05:14 PM (VP9ao)

291 I am lifting little hand held weights-

Me too! 40 oz Miller High Life!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 25, 2023 05:14 PM (7Nfzc)

292 Today at lunch we were talking how bad a co-worker who is overweight badly has trouble moving around.

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 05:15 PM (MOY79)

293 > I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

Maybe someday. I have to get more comfortable with this new direction I'm going in.

Posted by: Ace


it's model trains, isn't it

Posted by: DB - FWIW: E Pluribus Funk at August 25, 2023 05:15 PM (geLO8)

294 Chris Christie has said, he's "had enough!"
I guess there's a first time for everything...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 25, 2023 05:15 PM (TGPs7)

295 Look ace, needle point is for guys too. so just hang it out there.

Posted by: Big Tuna at August 25, 2023 05:16 PM (dlb43)

296 it's model trains, isn't it
Posted by: DB - FWIW: E Pluribus Funk at August 25, 2023 05:15 PM (geLO

Good excuse for a bunch of new shelfwork.

Posted by: spindrift at August 25, 2023 05:16 PM (pyXMr)

297 And then I read stories like this fat/gender studies lump. Dear lord, what do you tell these people who'll graduate in a few years with $250k in debt in a completely made up area of study. They've clearly been lied to for 4, 6, 10 years. And they will continue to live in a euphemism-soaked bubble to protect themselves from the knowledge that they utterly wasted their best years and fortunes, having done absolutely nothing to fix the brokenness that started them on the path in the first place. Their best hope -- their only hope -- is to circulate endlessly in the various sociology-fueled netherworlds of hysterics and loons.
Posted by: red speck at August 25, 2023 05:11 PM (0Id0S)

We've all been lied to, our whole lives. That's how TPTB remain TPTB. It's how those with control over us stay in control of us.

Remember:

Everything is rigged.
Everything is bullshit and lies.
Everything's a scam.
Everything's a rip-off.
Everything's an op.
Everything is fake and ghey.

Posted by: Fundamental principles at August 25, 2023 05:16 PM (fhX0j)

298 "Look ace, needle point is for guys too. so just hang it out there."

You just have to do it on a properly manly surface, like leather.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2023 05:17 PM (ou9hh)

299 So Fady is a fattie, huh?

Posted by: I would have won that bet at August 25, 2023 05:17 PM (cCxiu)

300 I considered a belt like that, with the two rows offset. It looks like a good idea.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2023 05:11 PM (R38qh)

I like it because of its adjustability.

I wear my belt low on the hips for Squats, and then higher up on my ribs from Deadlifts.

Having a Lever Belt would make that switch a pain is the ass, having to re-set the Lever position. There's never a screwdriver around when you need one...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 25, 2023 05:17 PM (CCSxw)

301 @296: "it's model trains, isn't it"

Oh no, no, oh no, maybe Ace has gone full House of Cards Kevin Spacey, and he's doing battlefield dioramas!?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 25, 2023 05:17 PM (k1Qly)

302 Look ace, needle point is for guys too. so just hang it out there.
Posted by: Big Tuna

Didn't Rosie Grier do that? No one messed with Rosie and walked away intact.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 25, 2023 05:17 PM (KAi1n)

303 Can having big boobs reduce your desire to exercise? Again probably not really but any chance to talk about boobs, I guess.

Um , yes. Specifically of the running and jumping variety. Sports bras are shit and there really are not many that are effective for anything over a C cup. Got DD or more? Tough luck.

Still, reduction surgery is extreme, IMO.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 25, 2023 05:17 PM (OX9vb)

304 >>Fady Shanouda is an associate professor at the Feminist Institute of ...

BS

she is a disgusting FATBODY! who wants to use bullshit word salads to excuse her grotesque meatsack of a body

Posted by: DB - FWIW: E Pluribus Funk at August 25, 2023 05:18 PM (geLO8)

305 > If you want to lose weight, snort coke or shoot crank. Of course those have their own problems too.

Swallow tapeworm eggs.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2023 05:18 PM (R38qh)

306 Maybe someday. I have to get more comfortable with this new direction I'm going in.

Posted by: Ace

Transitioning to Amie?

Posted by: Boswell at August 25, 2023 05:18 PM (K+UlC)

307 Making chile with hot peppers and tomatoes from garden mostly
Posted by: Skip

You're gonna punish your Saturday co-workers with farts, huh ?

Posted by: JT at August 25, 2023 05:18 PM (T4tVD)

308 What a thread.

Fat fucking weirdos named "Fady" ( go get your donut shine box, freak), caffeine, BOOBS, animals, and a new mystery from ace

It's got it all!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 25, 2023 05:19 PM (ufFY8)

309 Londonderry Air ?
Or London Derriere?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 25, 2023 05:19 PM (7Nfzc)

310 291 "Granted you need a support to pull against to get the belt to the right position, but I find it works great."

Why am I suddenly thinking of that old magazine illustration of a lady clinging to a bedpost as her manservant braces his foot against her derriere and pulls hard on her corset laces?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2023 05:14 PM (ou9hh)

Pretty damn close to a real fact.

There have been meets where the was no support to pull against, and I've had to have my coach cinch me up.

Not optimal...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 25, 2023 05:20 PM (CCSxw)

311 Didn't Rosie Grier do that? No one messed with Rosie and walked away intact.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 25, 2023 05:17 PM (KAi1n)

I believe so...or knitting. Can't remember but I'm sure he wasn't teased about it.

Posted by: Big Tuna at August 25, 2023 05:20 PM (dlb43)

312 I use a ratcheting cable winch puller to cinch my belt real tight. I eat less when I can't feel the lower half of my body.

Posted by: In A Pinch at August 25, 2023 05:20 PM (83IzV)

313 > Having a Lever Belt would make that switch a pain is the ass, having to re-set the Lever position. There's never a screwdriver around when you need one...

You can spend more for a lever that allows for small adjustments, but at that point it's probably best just to use prongs.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2023 05:20 PM (R38qh)

314 "Chris Christie has said, he's "had enough!"

Posted by: I'll take things that didn't happen around food for 500 Alex at August 25, 2023 05:20 PM (cCxiu)

315 Is this - thing - a biological male who got so fat you can't tell what sex he is without checking the undercarriage, or a fat biological female taking testosterone sufficient to grow the facial hair?

Posted by: Put her or whatever the fuck in the freak show. See the bearded lady, two bits at August 25, 2023 05:21 PM (fhX0j)

316 Posted by: Enjoy the Show at August 25, 2023 05:15 PM (CcBpl)

I have no doubt you also argue quite a bit, IRL with the International Brotherhood of the Penis Local One, if this board is any indication, -I mean, in your prior manifestations here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 05:21 PM (NpWq6)

317 It's Green Chile season here in NM by the way

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 25, 2023 05:21 PM (tRWwW)

318 Londonderry Air ?
Or London Derriere?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff

London Dairy Heir?

Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 25, 2023 05:21 PM (wu87C)

319 Look ace, needle point is for guys too. so just hang it out there.
Posted by: Big Tuna at August 25, 2023 05:16 PM (dlb43)
.......

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get

Yard by yard life is hard, inch by inch it's a cinch

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2023 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

320 You're gonna punish your Saturday co-workers with farts, huh ?

Y'know who else punished their bunker co-workers with farts?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 25, 2023 05:21 PM (7Nfzc)

321 Chris Christie has said, he's "had enough!"
I guess there's a first time for everything...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 25, 2023 05:15 PM

Looks like they release your weight now when you're arrested. That fat fuck better not even jaywalk.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 05:21 PM (aQy7p)

322 "a biological male who got so fat you can't tell what sex he is without checking the undercarriage, or a fat biological female taking testosterone sufficient to grow the facial hair?"

Might be one of those unfortunate women with PCOS...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2023 05:22 PM (ou9hh)

323 I just want to say, that I could never figure out a golf swing, that accommodated my boobs. I kick ass at Putt-putt. FYI no pics or it didn’t happen, nonsense.
Posted by: Oso at August 25, 2023 05:06 PM (ILafk)

Paige Spiranac's got you covered (mute the awful 'music'):

https://tinyurl.com/3tyu4yut

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2023 05:22 PM (AW0uW)

324 318 "Chris Christie has said, he's "had enough!"

Doubt.

Posted by: Golden Corral at August 25, 2023 05:22 PM (KFhLj)

325
Didn't Rosie Grier do that? No one messed with Rosie and walked away intact.

Especially Ray Milland.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2023 05:22 PM (63Dwl)

326 Or maybe Ace will end up painting Warhammer 40k figurines on YouTube livestreams with the usual suspects.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 25, 2023 05:22 PM (k1Qly)

327 Chris Christie has said, he's "had enough!"
I guess there's a first time for everything...
Posted by: Mister Ghost

= =

I wish, brother. I wish.

Posted by: The Last Cannoli at August 25, 2023 05:22 PM (AD14M)

328 What a thread.

Fat fucking weirdos named "Fady" ( go get your donut shine box, freak), caffeine, BOOBS, animals, and a new mystery from ace

It's got it all!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 25, 2023 05:19 PM (ufFY
........

Don't forget the dancing girls on an aircraft carrier.

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2023 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

329 McCarthy argues that the House may get tough and possibly hold indictment hearings on Joey B.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2023 05:24 PM (lCWOD)

330


I have it on good authority that Ace's hobbies include masturbation, golf and strangling animals!

Posted by: Harry Baggot at August 25, 2023 05:24 PM (F31MH)

331 you'll make fun of me.
.......

We wouldn't do that.
Posted by: wth at August 25, 2023 04:49 PM (v0R5T)

That shit is funny right there

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 25, 2023 05:24 PM (ufFY8)

332 Might be one of those unfortunate women with PCOS...
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2023 05:22 PM (ou9hh)

PCOS doesn't lead to that extreme level of obesity, regardless of what Whitney Way Whore wants us to think

Posted by: It's excuses and fat turtles all the way down at August 25, 2023 05:24 PM (fhX0j)

333 Look ace, needle point is for guys too. so just hang it out there.Posted by: Big Tuna

There were a couple of clergymen I knew-not effeminate, and pretty conservative who used to do needlepoint at long, boring meetings. That was before the heyday of cell phones. It kept them doing something productive and then they had something beautiful when they were finished.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 05:24 PM (NpWq6)

334 I have too many damn hobbies....so I started another one. Whittling, which led to carving with a Dremel. Maybe someday I'll do chainsaw carving. Because there's not enough chainsaw carved bears here in the mountains.

Posted by: Big Tuna at August 25, 2023 05:25 PM (dlb43)

335 https://youtu.be/UYSMm0Oj5HU?si=O8AzNNMzgXJlJbhh

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 25, 2023 05:25 PM (7Nfzc)

336 Generations of the Cannoli family have been told the story of the great and terrible maw from Newark that devours all.

Posted by: The Last Cannoli at August 25, 2023 05:25 PM (AD14M)

337 And she he whatever could fucking shave for fuck's sake.

Posted by: It's still excuses and fat turtles all the way down at August 25, 2023 05:26 PM (fhX0j)

338 Needlepoint and cross-stitch are slightly different.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 25, 2023 05:26 PM (k1Qly)

339 the Feminist Institute of Social Transformation at Carleton University in Canada

Have I got an idea for the university administration on how to save a lot of money. It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 25, 2023 05:26 PM (FD5dr)

340 There were a couple of clergymen I knew-not effeminate, and pretty conservative who used to do needlepoint at long, boring meetings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 05:24 PM (NpWq6)


See ace! It's a holy pursuit!!

Posted by: Big Tuna at August 25, 2023 05:26 PM (dlb43)

341 have it on good authority that Ace's hobbies include masturbation, golf and strangling animals!

Simultaneously!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 25, 2023 05:26 PM (7Nfzc)

342 Gotta love it when a gender studies professor fatsplains to us.

Posted by: EndOfPatience at August 25, 2023 05:27 PM (B9VqC)

343 House is threatening Weiss as well, they know it won't amount to much

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 05:27 PM (MOY79)

344 Looks like they release your weight now when you're arrested...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
---
*cancels crime spree plans*

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 25, 2023 05:27 PM (aBJcM)

345 If coffee is getting to you, try Yerba mate' tea. It has some caffeine along with other milder xanthines.
NYC is so hostile to sugar that they won't serve fruit juices even if no sugar is added but insist on kids eating whole fruit.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 25, 2023 05:28 PM (Eeb9P)

346 And it's hard to find a good support bra in larger cups sizes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 25, 2023 04:41 PM (ouTlx)

Agreed. Especially if one has a small ribcage as well. Not that I much *wanted* to exercise anyway, but that did tilt the scale further towards not doing so.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 25, 2023 05:28 PM (nC+QA)

347 @347: "... Ace's hobbies include masturbation, golf and strangling animals!"

Strangling animals? Or being strangled by a man in an Animal muppet costume?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 25, 2023 05:28 PM (k1Qly)

348 "PCOS doesn't lead to that extreme level of obesity, regardless of what Whitney Way Whore wants us to think"

Something, yes it does, something presentation varies something.

PCOS probably not as common as people want to claim, but yes, it can help you get that fat, keep you from slimming down, and give you frequent miscarriages.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2023 05:28 PM (ou9hh)

349 Kangaroos look like they need a long slow cook to get their minds right.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 25, 2023 05:29 PM (Eeb9P)

350 OK, time to feed the pups and myself.

Have a great weekend, everyone.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2023 05:29 PM (AW0uW)

351 Looks like they release your weight now when you're arrested...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
---
*cancels crime spree plans*
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 25, 2023 05:27 PM

*fistbump*

You and me both.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 05:29 PM (aQy7p)

352 Maybe someday. I have to get more comfortable with this new direction I'm going in.

Posted by: Ace

Transitioning to Amie?
Posted by: Boswell

Amieeeeeeee, whatchew gonna do?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 05:30 PM (LjX+p)

353 But seriously, the feminist professor is probably a man.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2023 05:30 PM (ou9hh)

354 >>> have it on good authority that Ace's hobbies include masturbation, golf and strangling animals!

golf? How dare you, I don't play golf.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 05:30 PM (KRtlO)

355 But you ? You must defend the pack. Because you are in the Sisterhood. You scold every thread, when the Sisterhood is in danger.

LOL. I wasn't aware that saying you're argumentative or that you repetitively change your handle was defending the sisterhood. I am sorry about your marital troubles, however . That is never easy. In my interactions with you over the years, you are obviously very bright and have some fine points, but I think you may have some clinical depression that has never been addressed. In men that tends to come out in some cases as extreme irritability. Please look into that.

Adios.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 05:30 PM (NpWq6)

356 350 Looks like they release your weight now when you're arrested...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
---
*cancels crime spree plans*
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 25, 2023 05:27 PM (aBJcM)

***in my best Colour Sgt Borne voice***

I've seen you SiD...you're not fat...now carry on.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 25, 2023 05:31 PM (CCSxw)

357 My name is Fady
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was

It's just me tip toeing

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 25, 2023 05:32 PM (NtVYv)

358 *glances around for disappearing comments*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 25, 2023 05:32 PM (k1Qly)

359 Kangaroo has been hitting the heavy bags

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 05:33 PM (MOY79)

360 GAINZZZ: what I should do is chop wood.

There was a long stretch of time when I lived in a cabin with a fucked up hillbilly whore. We didn't have so much as a dishwasher until I could find a low-flow portable thing. The well couldn't do much more.

I would have to chop wood for heat, and wash my clothes with Woolite in the bath. I wasn't so fucking tubby when I had nothing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2023 05:33 PM (0FoWg)

361 wth, back in the mid-late 60s I was in a squadron on 2 different carriers. I saw fat cooks, fat storekeepers, fat corpsmen, fat disbursing clerks, fat personnelmen, and fat yeomen. Some of these guys hardly ever went on liberty. It was a dress uniform thing with some, Deck apes loved liberty.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2023 05:33 PM (NxC5+)

362 >McCarthy argues that the House may get tough and possibly hold indictment hearings on Joey B.



no they won't

Posted by: DB - FWIW: E Pluribus Funk at August 25, 2023 05:34 PM (geLO8)

363 I'm making $90 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning 16,000 US dollars a month by working on the connection, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply. Everybody must try this job now by just using this website... www.Payathome7.com

Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at August 25, 2023 05:34 PM (314fe)

364 But seriously, the feminist professor is probably a man.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2023 05:30 PM

I'll grant you XY chromosomes. Man? No.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 05:34 PM (aQy7p)

365 Administration announces commission to assist chest feeding men in the CBP (Border Patrol).

Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2023 05:34 PM (lCWOD)

366 I started -- or pre-started -- a big PROJEXXX, a hobby/craft sort of thing, which I don't want to tell you about because you'll make fun of me.

Righty tighty, lefty loosie, and you'll be a long way toward avoiding any untoward sniggering.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 05:34 PM (a3Q+t)

367 A random thought on a hot Friday afternoon. I wonder why we never hear of organized mass theft raids on high-dollar stores, in downtown Portland, San Francisco, or Baltimore?

It's a puzzler for me.

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2023 05:35 PM (AMIL/)

368 Kangaroo had scary arms.
Dude was lucky he was behind the fence.
I am sure those kicks could be serious.

Kittehs on the treadmill, and boxing kittehs were great.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 25, 2023 05:36 PM (ufFY8)

369 ABSOLUTE UNIT, he's gonna outlift you and then steal your girl

I was there first.

Posted by: Brian "S.M." Stelter at August 25, 2023 05:36 PM (a3Q+t)

370 A lady friend of mine said she would wear two bras while exercising. Apparently worked for her.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at August 25, 2023 05:36 PM (A73Rb)

371 >McCarthy argues that the House may get tough and possibly hold indictment hearings on Joey B.

Have they figured out what color paper, and which font, they plan to use for their strongly worded letter? Or will they use parchment and a quill pen, to show that they're really serious this time?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 25, 2023 05:37 PM (mNmNo)

372 https://youtu.be/UYSMm0Oj5HU?si=O8AzNNMzgXJlJbhh
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff
......

lol
the dinner guests facial expressions

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2023 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

373 Nood

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 25, 2023 05:38 PM (Eeb9P)

374 NYC is so hostile to sugar that they won't serve fruit juices even if no sugar is added but insist on kids eating whole fruit.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC

Because the juice is the sugar with water. Gotta eat the whole plant. Kinda like coca leaf vs coca caine.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 25, 2023 05:38 PM (KAi1n)

375 She prescribed for me to attempt it simply.
But I eroded in traction instead.
That was truly astounding for me.
I couldn't yern a word that she dead.

Posted by: That one really fOdged up coutry song at August 25, 2023 05:38 PM (AD14M)

376
No wait
Prof FatF*** is actually Zombie Leslie West from Mountain

https://tinyurl.com/2p9cnnt8

Posted by: DB - FWIW: E Pluribus Funk at August 25, 2023 05:39 PM (geLO8)

377 >>> have it on good authority that Ace's hobbies include masturbation, golf and strangling animals!

golf? How dare you, I don't play golf.
Posted by: ace at August 25, 2023 05:30 PM (KRtlO)
.......

OK OK. MINIATURE golf.

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2023 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

378 Caulk on sidewalk. Train tagging. Screen repair. 👷😉

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at August 25, 2023 05:42 PM (GshMh)

379 Fady Shanouda has an MA and very few cites for articles and publications. About 30 cites in all for around 30 peer reviewed papers.

I guess not everyone can be a superstar. Especially Fady Shanouda. In a publish or perish world, Fady here is going the way of the brontosaurus or the Shmoo.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2023 05:50 PM (xhaym)

380 The plodding imbecility of these "studies" people who feel they've thought something original or worthwhile by throwing in garbage words like "critical" or "intersectional" never ceases to amaze.

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